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Speaker 1: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 2: It's a line, goodby.

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Speaker 3: Just call me back if you haven't heard the loser

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Speaker 3: line before. It works like this. Let's say someone approaches

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Speaker 3: you while you're out at the club and uses this

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Speaker 3: charming pick applying on you.

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Speaker 4: Hello, pretty lady, I was just wondering do you like raisins?

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Speaker 3: Because if you do, how about a date?

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Speaker 4: A date a free It's a pun, but in all seriousness,

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Speaker 4: dates are great and they keep me regularly.

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Speaker 2: They're taking nutritious punch too.

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Speaker 4: Like you, you're going for a brisk walk through a

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Speaker 4: botanical garden, I'd let you feed me with dn'ch user without.

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Speaker 3: Whatever you do, don't fall asleep while he's trying to

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Speaker 3: talk to you.

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Speaker 2: That's rude.

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Speaker 3: Instead, tell him he's the most demure senior citizen that

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Speaker 3: you've ever met. And that's when you give him the

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Speaker 3: number to the loser line. So hopefully he calls you

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Speaker 3: and leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play voicemails

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Speaker 3: like this one.

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Speaker 1: Hey, sorry, are you busy right now? I've been I've

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Speaker 1: just been running around for what feels like hours cause

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Speaker 1: I've been house sitting my my parents. Dog got out,

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Speaker 1: so I've been looking around for him, So do you

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Speaker 1: think you could like help me look for him.

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Speaker 2: His name is Pee Wee.

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Speaker 1: He's God. He's just so fast. Okay, Okay, one more drink,

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Speaker 1: one more shrink. I okay, I'm I'm on the dr

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Speaker 1: school street right now, and maybe we should meet up.

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Speaker 5: Just let me know if you can help him kept.

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Speaker 3: Maybe if you're chasing your parents' dog, don't call the

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Speaker 3: girl that you met at the bar for I know,

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Speaker 3: it's kind of nice you can court someone and find

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Speaker 3: his lost dog.

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Speaker 2: At the same time.

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Speaker 3: And ladies always love a man with a dog, I mean,

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Speaker 3: even if they don't actually have the.

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Speaker 2: Dog, right then sure, Actually he's a catch.

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Speaker 6: Hi my name that was the character artist from the Stair.

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Speaker 6: I just I mean a lot of couple doing it.

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Speaker 6: And your girlfriend, I just have to say, she's not

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Speaker 6: good enough for you. So that's why maybe I drew

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Speaker 6: her a little and slattering, maybe a little larger, not

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Speaker 6: as pretty as she. Hey, if you want to have

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Speaker 6: me you a drying of you sometime, I can totally

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Speaker 6: come over. I would love to dry you.

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Speaker 3: Normally they draw you with like one chicken drumstick. She

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Speaker 3: had a chicken drumstick, a lolly pop giant tub of popcorn.

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Speaker 2: Always knew that those character drying people were judging us.

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Speaker 3: I feel like the bigger my glasses get and the

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Speaker 3: more gums I have.

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Speaker 1: In my smile, the more they hate me more jealous.

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Speaker 2: It's not personal.

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Speaker 3: Well, speaking of folks who belong an affair, you'll actually

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Speaker 3: find them all on the Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: TikTok page, similar to the freak.

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Speaker 3: Shows from back in the nineteen thirties. We've got Brooke

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Speaker 3: as the bearded lady who refuses any type of injection

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Speaker 3: to stay young.

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Speaker 6: Wow.

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Speaker 3: Then there's the hyena boy Jose, who asks to be

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Speaker 3: locked in a cage. We've got hair Lexus, the woman

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Speaker 3: who's flowing locks are mysteriously never the same color as

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Speaker 3: the day before. And last, but not least, jeff the

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Speaker 3: strong man, seeing his chiseled physique through a tiny hole

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Speaker 3: in the side.

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Speaker 2: Of the wall, drop a quarter in and get a

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Speaker 2: special surprise. All of that on our TikTok at. Brooke

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Speaker 2: and Jesse Child say not a lot on TikTok.

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Speaker 6: I don't think any of this.

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Speaker 2: You won't be disappointed. Now back to the clips, Hey,

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Speaker 2: you free Saturday. You know, why don't you swing by

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Speaker 2: my pad and we can have some.

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Speaker 5: Fubo and we can order some Chinese food in and

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Speaker 5: maybe watch the news episode of Extreme Coupon and Kilgate

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Speaker 5: Editionubo's got a lot of great stuff. Swipe my uncle's password.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 3: For one, it's instead of Netflix and chill It's and

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Speaker 3: Chinese food. I feel like we need to do this

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Speaker 3: about once a month after clips like this. But kids

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Speaker 3: don't do drugs and then steal your uncle's Fubo passwords.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not gonna end.

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Speaker 4: Well, other woman on that line, that guy was very sober.

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Speaker 3: That makes me even more scaro very sober.

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Speaker 7: Well, well, well you mean again, remember totally give you

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Speaker 7: a call sometime. You know who I am, right, the

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Speaker 7: guy that was dressed the stereo, the purple fish pole

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Speaker 7: on my head. Man, you dresses Mary James from Spider Man.

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Speaker 7: You looked amazing.

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Speaker 6: Man.

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Speaker 7: But I guess what. Peter Parker is a loser, but

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Speaker 7: not me, all right. He never came to your rescue,

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Speaker 7: but I am, and I'm gonna do that taking you

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Speaker 7: to Chicken and pickle who Now the drinks are gonna

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Speaker 7: be on me. But We'll probably have to split that

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Speaker 7: entree because I've been there and it is quite right

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Speaker 7: you will have to slip that. But hey, the stereo

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Speaker 7: only has one week with and it's my vague account.

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Speaker 7: I'm kind of underemployed right now, but I'll make up

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Speaker 7: for it in other way. I got something specially behind

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Speaker 7: this case. Believe that.

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Speaker 3: More evil villains should have financial issues as their secret weekends.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there were always like billionaires. It'd be funny they

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Speaker 2: were bro Yeah, there's one problem and low credit score.

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Speaker 3: Why Scarecrow made a straw because it's only can afford exactly,

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Speaker 3: it makes sense.

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Speaker 2: I mean people are more desperate, Yeah, definitely. Let mean,

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Speaker 2: the guy's got a fish ball on his head stereo,

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Speaker 2: that's why he turned evaul. I feel like he stole

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Speaker 2: it from his kid's sister.

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Speaker 6: And we shouldn't talk about what happened to the fish.

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Speaker 2: Yeah probably no.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, remember you can listen to Loser Line regularly at

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Speaker 3: this time every week, and make sure you subscribe to

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Speaker 3: the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok page. You can hear your

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Speaker 3: favorite loser lines right there. We got a phone tap

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Speaker 3: coming

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Speaker 2: Out frooking Jeffrey in the morning,