Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Pay here's Nicky. Hello, here I am,
Speaker 1: It's Nicky Glazer. It's Nicky Glazer Podcast. It is Thursday.
Speaker 1: Well it's one day where we are, but to you,
Speaker 1: it's Thursday. F Boy Island is out on HBO Max.
Speaker 1: I hope you guys find time over the next four
Speaker 1: days to binge the hell out of it, get into it.
Speaker 1: I am so excited to watch it. I really don't
Speaker 1: remember what happens, kind of like like I I remember
Speaker 1: what the ending like. I'm so excited to go on
Speaker 1: the journey with you guys again, and then we're going
Speaker 1: to recap it on Monday's episode in a new segment,
Speaker 1: we are calling f Anal Island. Any wait, f anal
Speaker 1: i eyes Land. What is it? I don't even know
Speaker 1: how to pronounce it or what we really decided on
Speaker 1: what it was? Your ideas it was brilliant. I was
Speaker 1: excited that for once anal Anal eyes the eyes part
Speaker 1: was was pertinent to it. So so it solved it
Speaker 1: for me. Now I get it. That like makes sense
Speaker 1: to me. Look, you know it, you throw a lot
Speaker 1: of things at the fire and eventually it hits you know,
Speaker 1: two two things that's really funny. You just said that. No,
Speaker 1: I was no, not that, but I was talking to
Speaker 1: someone I was so tired. It was I was shooting
Speaker 1: this movie in the middle of the night. It was
Speaker 1: we should gait wait wait stop right there. You shot
Speaker 1: a movie. Yes, I shot a movie on. I show
Speaker 1: a movie on for I auditioned for the lead role,
Speaker 1: but they were like, no, thanks, and then they gave me, um,
Speaker 1: they rewrote a character that was male to female to
Speaker 1: put me in it. Because the two writers, um are
Speaker 1: fans of mine. They're two brothers. What are their names?
Speaker 1: Fuck Aaron. I love this guy, Aaron Aaron Eisenberg and
Speaker 1: his brother Um, so sorry Eric, No, but they're so
Speaker 1: freaking funny. And the script I just loved so much.
Speaker 1: And I was kind of like feeling scared to do
Speaker 1: a movie when I got there. When I got the
Speaker 1: offer for the role, I was like, do I want
Speaker 1: to do this? Like I'm intimidated, like I've never I
Speaker 1: haven't done this since train Wreck. And then I was
Speaker 1: in um uh, oh my god, I feel pretty. And
Speaker 1: but those were like it was with Amy, and it
Speaker 1: was like your friend, it's kind of nurtured you through it,
Speaker 1: so I'm like, I don't belong on a movie set.
Speaker 1: So um, I was kind of like, do I even
Speaker 1: want to do this? And then I was like, no,
Speaker 1: this is actually really funny. Like the script was already funny,
Speaker 1: so even if I'm bad, it's going to be good
Speaker 1: because the lines are funny. Um, Aaron Eisenberg, this isn't him,
Speaker 1: this is the actor Jesus Christ. Anyway, him and his
Speaker 1: brother wrote this movie and I got this role and
Speaker 1: I fucking loved them. Uh, and I will Will Arnett
Speaker 1: produce this film. And I was in my trailer at
Speaker 1: one point because our call time was seven pm and
Speaker 1: it was we shot until five am, which was so weird,
Speaker 1: but like I was game because I got to sleep
Speaker 1: all day and prepare for it. I had like scheduled
Speaker 1: it right. But I get there and I am in
Speaker 1: my trailer after getting here and makeup and we're waiting
Speaker 1: for the shot to be set up or whatever, and
Speaker 1: I hear Will Arnett's voice outside my trailer and I'm like,
Speaker 1: holy sh it, that's what it's so cool to like
Speaker 1: hear because Will Arnut's voice is so distinct and it
Speaker 1: was kind of and I was kind of voice men
Speaker 1: going um my boyfriend at the time, and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I just heard will or not? Let
Speaker 1: me like see if I can record it so you
Speaker 1: can like hear Joe. But he was just outside, like
Speaker 1: talking outside the trailer, uh, you know, talking to someone
Speaker 1: at allowed volume. So it wasn't like he was I
Speaker 1: was recording something that he was trying to be like
Speaker 1: private about. But I just it wasn't about getting the content.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to hear him, like have capture his
Speaker 1: tone so my boyfriend could hear it. And can you
Speaker 1: believe his test results came back, But he won't talk
Speaker 1: whenever I press records. So I just started decided to
Speaker 1: just like press record on my phone and just make
Speaker 1: a voice memo and just let it run and if
Speaker 1: he does, and then I can put on my makeup
Speaker 1: and I can work on the script and like I
Speaker 1: don't have to worry about recording well or not. I'll
Speaker 1: just capture it if he happens to speak again. And
Speaker 1: then minutes later, the writer Aaron Um came by my
Speaker 1: trailer to like hang out and just like to talk
Speaker 1: and we are just we got along so well, he's
Speaker 1: such a nice guy. He was so friendly. Was he
Speaker 1: was like made me feel like so calm and comfortable
Speaker 1: being there. We had a great conversation about therapy. It
Speaker 1: was awesome. We like shared things that like, you know,
Speaker 1: we were just like kind of like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I don't usually tell people this, like the first meeting,
Speaker 1: like we were getting like really like dark and like
Speaker 1: we took because we're talking about therapy. And I realized
Speaker 1: after he left, I recorded and then I go to
Speaker 1: put his number in my phone and be like, oh,
Speaker 1: let's keep in touch. And I pulled up and it
Speaker 1: looked and it's been recording the entire tibum like I
Speaker 1: am so say. We even remarked during the conversation like
Speaker 1: we wouldn't this be funny if this for a podcast,
Speaker 1: it would be the most fun Like are both of
Speaker 1: our lives would be ruined if this is you know,
Speaker 1: the stuff that we were talking about came out or
Speaker 1: not ruined, but like and I have and like I
Speaker 1: were need that I was recording it the entire time.
Speaker 1: I have not erased it yet, but it's not because
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm never gonna listen to it, but I
Speaker 1: will go back and erase it. Aaron, don't be scared.
Speaker 1: If you hear this, the confidence of you going into
Speaker 1: a place like, hey, we're gonna need you to wear
Speaker 1: a wire, but don't think about the wire like you
Speaker 1: did it effortlessly because you didn't realize like you could have.
Speaker 1: Outside of Nixon's office in whenever that happened, I don't remember.
Speaker 1: I was, don't you do this to me? Don't Okay,
Speaker 1: you know what I admit, I do not know history
Speaker 1: very well. But it was when a guy named deep Throat,
Speaker 1: who was like his code name, he recorded President Nixon
Speaker 1: UM doing some sort of like lying. Essentially, he got
Speaker 1: caught lying and committed you know, perjury. I guess I
Speaker 1: don't know it was under oath, but he was like
Speaker 1: caught lying and the Watergate tapes were the tapes of
Speaker 1: him lying, and then he had to resign. Here's the
Speaker 1: thing I don't know is that it is that Watergate.
Speaker 1: From what I know is I think they caught people
Speaker 1: going through like files in black and white. That's what
Speaker 1: I've been here too. But as I listened, if you
Speaker 1: asked me about what when the Korean War was or um,
Speaker 1: you know, any kind of that one I think I got.
Speaker 1: I think it was on December eight. Um, they flipped
Speaker 1: the dates. So that's how I know that. Um flip
Speaker 1: the date? Yeah the day anyway, Um I had Yeah.
Speaker 1: So what was my point about Will are Net was
Speaker 1: not on set? Are not on set? It was a
Speaker 1: guy who like smokes a lot and has a really
Speaker 1: great voice that sounded identical to him. It was just
Speaker 1: again irony that so what would that sounded like? That
Speaker 1: would be on the set because I a day and ago.
Speaker 1: Um oh and I heard Will Arnett outside. That was
Speaker 1: fucking awesome to hear Joe Bluth's voice. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. He's like he's not coming till Monday.
Speaker 1: He's not here, and I was like, he is one
Speaker 1: pent here. I've never been so sure of anything in
Speaker 1: my life. He goes, no, that was that's Carl. And
Speaker 1: I'm like He's like, yeah, they do sound somewhere. I'm like,
Speaker 1: they sound identical. It was insane. Um. So Carl's just
Speaker 1: like the security guy, like like his family doesn't talk
Speaker 1: to him anymore. Like you just thought, like and like
Speaker 1: what was Carl talking about the I mean they were
Speaker 1: he was just sending he was just like talking to
Speaker 1: someone from Afar, shouting and I was like, and it
Speaker 1: sounded like will Arnett kind of like being cool with
Speaker 1: the crew. And I was like, oh, will arn that's cool,
Speaker 1: Like he's just have not been with the crew. But
Speaker 1: it was the crewe with the crew. Who wouldn't be
Speaker 1: anyone who's not cool with the crew. What the fund
Speaker 1: is wrong with? Like I was talking to crew on
Speaker 1: this set and I was like, because this at one point, um,
Speaker 1: you know, in between scenes, I sit down or I'm
Speaker 1: looking for a place to sit in and this guy
Speaker 1: that's you know, I think he's an a d on
Speaker 1: on the set is sitting down on this like bench
Speaker 1: and he's like, oh my gosh, please sit here. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, you deserve to sit like I'll I
Speaker 1: can sit over the chair and he's like, do you
Speaker 1: prefer the bench? Like which if they found out that
Speaker 1: I did not give you a bench, I would be
Speaker 1: in trouble. And I'm like, why why am I more
Speaker 1: special than you? Like I just don't get it. And
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be like I'm such a cool
Speaker 1: celebrity because sometimes I can be a complete diva, But
Speaker 1: that is insane to me that I get to cut
Speaker 1: the line for craft services that I get like fanned
Speaker 1: and like shaded when other people don't. Stupid. If you're listening,
Speaker 1: if you watch this on YouTube, whine sunglasses. I'm wearing
Speaker 1: a shiny like Elvis like jacket like the most diva celebrity.
Speaker 1: I feel like one our net um. I think we're
Speaker 1: gonna have to let Carl go. Uh he did not
Speaker 1: carry me to set today. No. I heard from a
Speaker 1: crew member that someone got fired on set one time
Speaker 1: because talent did not get their lunch. And the person
Speaker 1: that got there lunch every day his daughter had leukemia
Speaker 1: and he had to go to the hospital to visit her.
Speaker 1: And that guy lost his job because he wasn't there
Speaker 1: to serve lunch himself to that person that day. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, blind Ever, how insane is that? Firsthand? I
Speaker 1: heard that from a person that the first hand, So
Speaker 1: maybe I got a second hand. Yeah, maybe that third hand.
Speaker 1: I don't know at this point. And you know, like,
Speaker 1: I know these stories get exaggerated of celebrities being twatts,
Speaker 1: but like some of the behavior is insane and needs
Speaker 1: to be called out, and I don't know that I'm
Speaker 1: the one to do it, because I do love to,
Speaker 1: you know, I like celebrities liking me, like I'm gonna
Speaker 1: talk about Kim Kardashian on the like Kim Kardashian called
Speaker 1: me out for slamming or not. She didn't call me
Speaker 1: out the Sun this, you know those dumb British tabloids.
Speaker 1: The US version of the Sun is like Nicki Glazer
Speaker 1: slams Kin Kardashian for you know, fake. Yeah, yeah, rips, rips,
Speaker 1: thank you rips. And they said reality TV rival because
Speaker 1: of my billboards. There's precedent, because of my billboards that
Speaker 1: he wrote and produced, said keeping up with Keeping Up
Speaker 1: is so last season and or so last year, and
Speaker 1: so they were like that was the first time that
Speaker 1: they were like Nikki Glazer, Skiers the Kardashians with you
Speaker 1: know this billboard and then so that's precedent. So now
Speaker 1: I'm their rival. But all I did was call out
Speaker 1: that she has more work done than she tells people,
Speaker 1: and that you need to be I think people need
Speaker 1: to be transparent about it, and I'm they're going to
Speaker 1: bring it up. And then all of a sudden, that
Speaker 1: Sun thing came out and and they even coded me
Speaker 1: a saying fake. They used they used quotations in the
Speaker 1: headline fake. I just want to say that is I
Speaker 1: could sue for that because I did not say fake,
Speaker 1: yet they quoted me as saying fake. So like, honestly,
Speaker 1: I could sue because it's unless they unless I said,
Speaker 1: I'm sure it said fake at some point in my life,
Speaker 1: so they can quote, oh, you said it on you
Speaker 1: said it on this podcast that we're listening to right now.
Speaker 1: They can always be like you said it. But for me,
Speaker 1: I did not call them fake. And maybe I have
Speaker 1: in things before, but not in that circumstance. I actually
Speaker 1: said I liked Kim and I do like him. I
Speaker 1: think she's funny. I am rooting for her and Pete.
Speaker 1: I think they're adorable. I think it would be friends
Speaker 1: with Kim Guardashian. I just and you know what, who
Speaker 1: am I to be? Like? You know, I don't need
Speaker 1: her to tell the whole story, but I want to
Speaker 1: tell people the whole story that I know, and it's
Speaker 1: with no judgment on her. And I think that people
Speaker 1: that have work done should be open about it. I'm
Speaker 1: proud of it and like I can afford this thing
Speaker 1: that makes me look fucking amazing and like keeps me,
Speaker 1: you know, youth like I found the Fountain of youth.
Speaker 1: You can't afford it, but like I found it and
Speaker 1: I get to use it, Like that's what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: Like you would you do it too? Like I wish
Speaker 1: it would just be more. She owns the fountain and
Speaker 1: it's in the middle of their watched. Yes, it's like
Speaker 1: if if it was a house, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: My favorite m C is uh at the seller is
Speaker 1: already fa. Um, there's another fall wall. I was gonna, Oh,
Speaker 1: my favorite Philadelphia area sandwich gas station is Fawa. But
Speaker 1: how do you make an f There's gonna be a
Speaker 1: jump there withou it anyway, So I wait, what what
Speaker 1: did you even say? Fa? What was the real word
Speaker 1: you were saying? Again? Oh, yeah, they do have one
Speaker 1: in there for you do. So I watched I follow
Speaker 1: this woman on YouTube, and you know, she doesn't disclaim
Speaker 1: her at the top where she's like, I am not
Speaker 1: here to shame celebrities. I just want to cebody to
Speaker 1: be more transparent about what the work they've had. And
Speaker 1: she's had a ton of work done. And she did
Speaker 1: a video about Kim Kardashian and based on this article,
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian just did that came out I guess yesterday
Speaker 1: where this girl that kind of takes it apart. And
Speaker 1: she's very fair and very measured and very intelligent about
Speaker 1: what she how she assesses someone's face to say if
Speaker 1: they have worked at it's all speculative. It's not her
Speaker 1: saying that they've had she's had it done. But she says,
Speaker 1: based on the information in this article, I can say
Speaker 1: almost one which with surety, allegedly that Kim Kardashian. Yeah, um,
Speaker 1: because usually those influencers usually say a percent when they
Speaker 1: mean a hundred percent, so hundred percent is actually less.
Speaker 1: She says, I am a hundred percent sure that Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 1: She doesn't say has a medical clinic in her house,
Speaker 1: that they have an ability to do surgery and have
Speaker 1: lasers because they have a medical clinic within their compounds,
Speaker 1: so they don't have to go leave anywhere looking bruise.
Speaker 1: They don't have to sneak into a place off wilsher.
Speaker 1: She's like, I am confident based on you know what
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian said and alluded to in this article, that
Speaker 1: they have on staff surgeons like in their house. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like having like a recording studio in your house.
Speaker 1: She's probably it's gonna like a podcast room. You're right, like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to go down to the studio. That's
Speaker 1: the podcast Like podcasting it as important to the card
Speaker 1: or you know, plus surgery is as important to Kardashian
Speaker 1: Brand's podcasting. It's to me. It's like, you know, I
Speaker 1: would have done the same thing. And the amount of
Speaker 1: times they probably go into that room, They're like, dude,
Speaker 1: come on, you don't. It's like I am in the
Speaker 1: middle of the night instead of going into the kitchen.
Speaker 1: They're like, dude, that is so funny. You say that.
Speaker 1: She literally does. She says, she goes, I care about
Speaker 1: looking beautiful more than people. Um, it's just what I
Speaker 1: care about staying young and looking beautiful. That's what she says.
Speaker 1: And I like that because it's honest. She's like, I
Speaker 1: just take it very seriously. When I get home, I
Speaker 1: go and I do after I put the kids down,
Speaker 1: I do laser treatments, which is like, you can't get
Speaker 1: a laser treatment without like medical professionals. So that's what
Speaker 1: kind of is the evidence there that that woman said,
Speaker 1: But that's what she does after after a long day
Speaker 1: she goes and gets like these painful laser treatments and
Speaker 1: and you know it does take work, but it is.
Speaker 1: The woman in the video is just like you do.
Speaker 1: Maybe you don't care. I bet a lot of women
Speaker 1: care as much as you do, but they don't have
Speaker 1: access to lasers after they put their kids down, but
Speaker 1: they would do it. A lot of people will go, well,
Speaker 1: she was almost kidnapped and killed in pairs, so she
Speaker 1: needs things everything in her house. I'm sure that she
Speaker 1: probably has like a McDonald's in her house. Can you
Speaker 1: imagine how traumatic that was? We do forget about that
Speaker 1: happened to her. That is fucked up, dude, like to
Speaker 1: be your eyes and assaulted by armed gunmen and like
Speaker 1: tied up like that in in a foreign country. Fucking terrifying.
Speaker 1: So like I like him and I like her, I
Speaker 1: like I feel for her. So anyway, I'm gonna talk
Speaker 1: about it on the Talk today on Today's Talk, And
Speaker 1: I just want to be very mindful of being um
Speaker 1: like having her back and not I don't want to
Speaker 1: get another headline of me skewering Kim because I like her.
Speaker 1: So I got to think about how I answered that
Speaker 1: question tomorrow. So wait to go back. I gotta go
Speaker 1: to break. But yeah, we're gonna go to break. But
Speaker 1: I'm gonna reveal on the next segment why I lived
Speaker 1: Andrews almost in one of what could have been one
Speaker 1: of Andrew's cursed moments of his life had it happened
Speaker 1: to him in two thousand and eight. All Right, we're back,
Speaker 1: you say, I said, two said two five. This is
Speaker 1: probably your dream because I gave it away to him already.
Speaker 1: He knows who I encountered last night, and so I'm
Speaker 1: sorry I gave it away on the break. I wanted
Speaker 1: to do it on air, but I loved it. Well.
Speaker 1: You know how much I was obsessed with this guy
Speaker 1: because I think you only said the first I said
Speaker 1: the first name, and you knew instantillable. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: might have just started like a sound. Yeah, I really
Speaker 1: just projected. Just how my body winced. As I was
Speaker 1: about to say it, you said who it was. Now,
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. I don't know how to feel about
Speaker 1: anyone anymore. He's very nice to me, very nice to me,
Speaker 1: that's all say. And I was I got admit flattered.
Speaker 1: So um. Last night I performed at Supernova, I met
Speaker 1: two besties that approached me after my set, and I
Speaker 1: loved meeting them. They were so freaking nice, Liz. And
Speaker 1: then there was another one and I forget your name,
Speaker 1: but you were so special to me as well, so
Speaker 1: thank you for coming out. And then Melanieisenberg. Uh I
Speaker 1: am drip. Uh No I met Melane Magdalene. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: met her at the Comedy Store and she was lovely
Speaker 1: her and I believe her sister. That was the set
Speaker 1: I had after. So I had three sets last night,
Speaker 1: but um at the at the Supernova, I got there
Speaker 1: and poor Mark, the guy who runs the show, is
Speaker 1: like panicking and just was stressed out and kind of
Speaker 1: like having one of those nights. And I was like, okay, Bud,
Speaker 1: it's just a show, you know, We'll be okay. And
Speaker 1: I can tell he was just like just stressed out
Speaker 1: and I wanted to leave his stress. So he was like, hey,
Speaker 1: um so, and I was like, well, when am I up?
Speaker 1: And I was supposed to be up, like I had
Speaker 1: a time schedule when I was there for it, and
Speaker 1: he's like, um so, Jeremy pivens up next, and then
Speaker 1: um and then it's you and he was so scared
Speaker 1: to tell me, because you know, getting bumped by anyone
Speaker 1: at that That's place is always like very reverential of me.
Speaker 1: But actually I don't like to bump anyone. If someone
Speaker 1: thinks are going up, I hate when I have to
Speaker 1: come in and like knock everyone's time back. I'm mindful
Speaker 1: of it. If it ever happens, it's because a producer
Speaker 1: like just just like we gotta get Nikki. And I
Speaker 1: have never sent anyone to bump anyone. So if I
Speaker 1: apologize to any comedian ever who gets the quote unquote
Speaker 1: bumped by me, unless it's urgent, I will never like,
Speaker 1: I'll always wait and I'll always like ask you. But anyway,
Speaker 1: so he I didn't care, and I was like, I've
Speaker 1: never seen Jeremy Piven performed, and also I was an
Speaker 1: Entourage fan, so I'll just watch a set. How have
Speaker 1: you encounter Jeremy Piven? What did he mean to you?
Speaker 1: Andrew as a one of the number one Entourage fans
Speaker 1: back in the day, I mean he was everything to me.
Speaker 1: I mean he was was he your favorite character? Uh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean he was. You watch it now, it's cringe e,
Speaker 1: but it's it's still funny, like he's still and uh,
Speaker 1: he's represented that time. And I think he was a
Speaker 1: great actor and he loved him on Ellen's show. He
Speaker 1: had a very big range, like he's a good actor,
Speaker 1: Like he fucking his love for Lloyd even though he
Speaker 1: was insanely uh racist and and derogatory, but there was
Speaker 1: a love underneath it, which I think it is a
Speaker 1: complex person that you rooted for even though he was
Speaker 1: a piece of ship and that's hard to do. Smart.
Speaker 1: He was a good husband. He cared about his kids
Speaker 1: however he was and he and he cared about his
Speaker 1: who he was representing, like it really felt like a
Speaker 1: connection with him and Vince and yeah, any guy fucking
Speaker 1: watching that show. It completely constructed my whole personality with
Speaker 1: your friends, Like did you do like hug it out? Yeah,
Speaker 1: hug it out? And then I say hug it out
Speaker 1: like what you do? Yeah, because that was his line
Speaker 1: right for people who don't know, because it was such
Speaker 1: a show that was on a while ago, but a
Speaker 1: lot of our listeners have no idea. He was the
Speaker 1: agent to Vince on Vince's the lead character on Androge
Speaker 1: and Ari was like the cunning, hilarious, Uh. He kind
Speaker 1: of reminds me what other characters. Would he remind you
Speaker 1: of like that he's been. I mean he's brayed in PCU.
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen PCU? Know he was said something
Speaker 1: else too, but he was. I really liked him on Eleanend.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen that either. I just know he like
Speaker 1: like rips up. I remember the trailer and being like,
Speaker 1: that's probably gonna be my favorite movie. And I never
Speaker 1: ended up seeing it, but I love Kate buckin Sale
Speaker 1: and who's the other guy? It's one of those cheesy
Speaker 1: ones where they he rips it up and he throws
Speaker 1: the papers and he's like, if we're meant to be
Speaker 1: were meant to be? Well, that's what happens in the
Speaker 1: Worst Person in the World. Have you guys seen it yet?
Speaker 1: I'm halfway in. I'm halfway. OK. How do you like it?
Speaker 1: I didn't even know his subtitles. You didn't tell me
Speaker 1: I'm reading a book. You gotta let someone know. You
Speaker 1: can't recommend a movie and then expect him to read
Speaker 1: a book. And I do not think it needs to
Speaker 1: be noted if something is to have to assume you
Speaker 1: have are literate. I have watched you watched Narco's and
Speaker 1: miss entire scenes in a different language that you don't
Speaker 1: speak when you're on TikTok and then look back up
Speaker 1: and you'll miss an entire murder and like an entire day,
Speaker 1: Like you know, I'll catch it in the well. I
Speaker 1: would observe you and be like, there's no way. This
Speaker 1: is a huge plot point that he is missing because
Speaker 1: he's in trancedant TikTok right now and he can't be
Speaker 1: hearing it even does it. I'll get it in the recap.
Speaker 1: I always get it in the recap. But yeah, you
Speaker 1: gotta pay attention to this one. So yeah, no, anyway,
Speaker 1: So so Jeremy Pivens said, then you see him, he
Speaker 1: goes up. Now you have I'm sure you have some
Speaker 1: ideas of him with certain stories that have come out
Speaker 1: over the last few years. Are like it's interesting to
Speaker 1: watch something like that, a character that you like on
Speaker 1: TV and then you hear shit about him and then
Speaker 1: you're watching him as a comedi in I just, you
Speaker 1: know what, I can't do all the research. I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess I could do the research, and just like
Speaker 1: I just it's exhausting for me to police that right
Speaker 1: now at that time. So I'm not going to be
Speaker 1: like say something shitty. I don't want to instigate anything,
Speaker 1: and I'm just like, I'm just there to do a
Speaker 1: fucking set and then talk about, you know, like an observe.
Speaker 1: But what my experience was, um, I thought, he's obviously
Speaker 1: knew at comedy and he has a great impression. I
Speaker 1: think so, But he's up against people that have been
Speaker 1: doing a twenty plus year. It's like it's you know,
Speaker 1: it just stands out because it would be the same thing.
Speaker 1: There was something about it I liked that I have
Speaker 1: to say is that it's something he obviously cares a
Speaker 1: lot about, probably always wanted to do. Got a late start,
Speaker 1: and I admire any adult who starts late in something
Speaker 1: that you look foolish when you're compared to the people
Speaker 1: your age that are also doing this thing. So I
Speaker 1: like and it, and he didn't look foolish. I mean,
Speaker 1: he has good he has a couple really like all written,
Speaker 1: well crafted jokes. And then there was like a vulnerability
Speaker 1: that I liked of him talking about like being angry
Speaker 1: about uh, certain actors who are working and he isn't
Speaker 1: like having bitterness about his career is funny and interesting
Speaker 1: and so there's definitely something there, like he would clearly
Speaker 1: tell he's like, this is something he's always wanted to
Speaker 1: do in pursue and so I have respect for that.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's he and he brought me up and
Speaker 1: it was very nice because I was like, does he
Speaker 1: even know who I am? I went to the premiere
Speaker 1: of an Entourage season one time. No, no, it was
Speaker 1: season like three or something. I just moved to l
Speaker 1: a whatever two thousand six summer, two thousand sicks whenever
Speaker 1: that came out. I got tickets, tickets, I got, um
Speaker 1: like invited through my manager who was like hip hocket
Speaker 1: to me at the time, and I invited Anthony jessel
Speaker 1: Nick and he was down to go, and we went,
Speaker 1: and I guess it was like a date. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't even know, but um it, but I just
Speaker 1: remember it was so cool. That might have been one
Speaker 1: of the kist things I've ever done, is going to
Speaker 1: an Entourage party. And I was like, don smoke a
Speaker 1: cigarette there? Oh if if? Yeah, if we're smoking indoors.
Speaker 1: I was definitely smoking inside out there. So what do
Speaker 1: you wear? I don't even I can't even imagine what
Speaker 1: I wore. I had the worst fashion sentence back then,
Speaker 1: I don't know what I wore. I really just hope
Speaker 1: that it was. I got lucky that night because it
Speaker 1: and then then by some off chance, I was like
Speaker 1: looked kind of innocuous because if I was ever trying
Speaker 1: to stand out fashion wise back then, it was a nightmare. Um.
Speaker 1: But yeah, but I remember he he checked and I
Speaker 1: felt like he checked me out one time, and it
Speaker 1: was very validating because I mean that was like he
Speaker 1: was like such a fucking stud back then. I mean
Speaker 1: this was and I remember being like Jeremy Pittman checked
Speaker 1: me out, like got it. And then last night I
Speaker 1: felt very I felt nice because he said, um, when
Speaker 1: he brought me up, he was he knew all my
Speaker 1: credits and he said I was absolutely hilarious, and I
Speaker 1: could tell he meant it, and um, for whatever reason,
Speaker 1: that praise meant something to me from the girl who
Speaker 1: used to be like he's a good comedic actor, like
Speaker 1: like you know and what you know, when he was
Speaker 1: famous back in the day when you used to like
Speaker 1: look up to him, and there was like you know,
Speaker 1: sometimes you meet people that you have an idea of
Speaker 1: of when you're an adolescent or like a young adult
Speaker 1: and you idolize them or you like famous people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like I still do it. I love famous people, and
Speaker 1: I get like excited just to meet someone. They're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I like used to watch you on TV,
Speaker 1: and like I had no idea i'd ever like be
Speaker 1: like meeting you. There's something cool about that. And I
Speaker 1: have to admit that that was cool to me. And
Speaker 1: I said on stage, I was like Jeremy vivin things,
Speaker 1: I'm funny, that kind of feel that strokes my ego
Speaker 1: and two thousand and four life. Yeah, dude, if he
Speaker 1: if he liked Vince and he he you know, he
Speaker 1: had to deal with you. Eric. That was Eric didn't
Speaker 1: really know who he was character. Uh fuck. I mean
Speaker 1: I would probably say, uh, Turtle or Drama. You know,
Speaker 1: Turtle came to my one man show, right, it was
Speaker 1: so fun? Oh my god? Was it was a black
Speaker 1: box theater of like seventy people. I mean it was
Speaker 1: like packed, but it was a small theater and Turtle
Speaker 1: was there. That was Why was he there? Again? That's bizarre?
Speaker 1: He was. You know, I have some rich friends that
Speaker 1: somehow or can that mean so much to you? I
Speaker 1: mean talking like awards and he did your most like
Speaker 1: vulnerable material in front of your dad who was also there,
Speaker 1: so nervous. In New York one night on the Andrew
Speaker 1: Collin and Turtle is there, and Turtle I was like,
Speaker 1: was that mine? You know? I was turting? I was Turtle.
Speaker 1: If he was the friend that can't get it together
Speaker 1: but has there's something in them that could be there.
Speaker 1: So if you just put it together. But isn't that
Speaker 1: that was me that night? That was me that night?
Speaker 1: That would mean that night putting it together? Yeah. You
Speaker 1: the guy that is most the archetype of you that
Speaker 1: is most well known in recent modern entertainment shows up
Speaker 1: at your one man show, Isn't that ironic? Insanely ironic show?
Speaker 1: And the guy you've modeled your left after shows up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And then he came up to me after and he goes, man,
Speaker 1: he goes, that was really good, and he's like, man,
Speaker 1: you're really going you really were going through it like
Speaker 1: something like that, Like like I thought I had a
Speaker 1: lot of anxiety something or I thought I was anxious
Speaker 1: something like that, but like in a nice like it
Speaker 1: felt good, Cadillac. That's what I said, I go pick
Speaker 1: me up now, I'm Vince Now, Yeah, I go I'm Vince.
Speaker 1: Now he goes, dude, go walk my dog, and I'm like, dude, whatever,
Speaker 1: I'm still Vince. I'll pick up your dogs vincible that night,
Speaker 1: I'm Queen's Boulevard shit that I'm picking up off of Queen's.
Speaker 1: What's Turtle doing? Now? Do you keep up with his career?
Speaker 1: He's out of my one man show. Obviously nothing's going on.
Speaker 1: That was a while ago. Though maybe he's at a
Speaker 1: pop like you know these guys like those people need
Speaker 1: to come back, you know, well, I know he he
Speaker 1: was on another show. He did get on a different show. Um,
Speaker 1: being an actor it's hard. I mean it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I mean in the work whatever, it's
Speaker 1: not like that fun when you get down to it,
Speaker 1: because it's a lot of waiting around and it is
Speaker 1: rewarding and you've got a lot of attention everything. But
Speaker 1: it's being an actors like it's you're lucky consistently. I
Speaker 1: want to ask you when you acted as a comedian,
Speaker 1: I feel like I have more control. Actors just have
Speaker 1: to wait for roles to come in if they don't
Speaker 1: if they don't write, you know, but even if you
Speaker 1: do right, like how do you get something made? Sorry?
Speaker 1: How did you feel acting in the movie. I felt
Speaker 1: it was great. I definitely could have done better, which
Speaker 1: is what I say about literally everything I do, if
Speaker 1: I would have put a little bit more work into it. It.
Speaker 1: I had really like a lot of fun with the character,
Speaker 1: and I give myself and a minus. Oh yeah, improvisation. Um.
Speaker 1: As soon as I met the writer guy, I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, this guy like is a fan of mine.
Speaker 1: He would love it if I like riffed on his script,
Speaker 1: which is already funny. So I felt like just such
Speaker 1: a freedom to do that. And the girl that played
Speaker 1: the lead role, her name is Elizabeth Low and she
Speaker 1: was so nice and like cool and cute and like
Speaker 1: made me feel so comfortable, like I was a fish
Speaker 1: out of water there for sure. And in between you
Speaker 1: know the takes, we they a lot of people have
Speaker 1: questions about f Boy Island, so that was fun to
Speaker 1: like kind of answer a bunch of reality show questions
Speaker 1: for people and like have a little like like this
Speaker 1: act the scripted world. I was like, I'll tell you
Speaker 1: what it's like out there in the unscripted waters. It
Speaker 1: was fun. And they all watched the show so they
Speaker 1: were like excited to be like, wait as a kid,
Speaker 1: so like is Garrett? What's Garrett up to? Do you
Speaker 1: like even know if any of them are still together?
Speaker 1: Like it was just fun to like dish. I was
Speaker 1: looking at old cast members Instagram's yesterday because I put
Speaker 1: up that post. A couple of them liked it, and
Speaker 1: I just went through like a hole of going through,
Speaker 1: like they're all where they all they do is live?
Speaker 1: Where are they now? They're all the same there? My god,
Speaker 1: have you seen what's his name? Yet? That we're going
Speaker 1: to meet on the today on f Boy Island season two?
Speaker 1: Have you seen what is his name? The guy that
Speaker 1: is like so jacked now that we were friends with
Speaker 1: over my TikTok. He comes up on my TikTok all
Speaker 1: the time to count. He count boy? Wait are you
Speaker 1: thinking no? No, no, not him. No. The guy that
Speaker 1: we made friends with that was like like just a
Speaker 1: little scamp that we ended up like just feeling like
Speaker 1: we liked what was his name? He's the only person
Speaker 1: I followed on Twitter? No no, no, no, we did.
Speaker 1: I can't give away what we did with, Like, I
Speaker 1: can't give away anything, but he's the guy that lives way,
Speaker 1: it's a lot. He used to be fat. He is
Speaker 1: kind of a ship talker. He like is constantly trying
Speaker 1: to overcome like did not getting laid. At one point
Speaker 1: he does m m a stuff? Come on? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes?
Speaker 1: What's his name? I know his name? Should we say
Speaker 1: his name? Yeah? I mean the show's out? I don't.
Speaker 1: Oh really Okay, he's from New Jersey. He lives in Houston, Texas.
Speaker 1: I follow. Okay, Well that gives it away more than
Speaker 1: his name would, um, more brand than there are guys
Speaker 1: who like Texas. This show, the ongoing theme is what
Speaker 1: was his name? This whole show is what's that? I
Speaker 1: haven't forgotten a woman? What's Watergate? And what's that guy's name?
Speaker 1: That's the show right now? Yeah Watergate? Um, okay, I
Speaker 1: can't remember his name, but he was like he uh,
Speaker 1: he's all over my Instagram. He's he's glistened up. Really
Speaker 1: don't know his name is because his Instagram name is
Speaker 1: something and like not what his name is, you know,
Speaker 1: like like er eighties set, like it's something. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: something like that. Uh. I think back at the show,
Speaker 1: it feels like so long ago, and and I really
Speaker 1: forget to watch it again. So many whales, whales like squirrels,
Speaker 1: so many whales. We gotta take a break and we'll
Speaker 1: be back with more show after that, and we're back.
Speaker 1: It's so funny. I almost want to use like put
Speaker 1: in what just happened because I just said I was
Speaker 1: going to be late to this photo shoot I'm doing,
Speaker 1: and then not only am I fifte minutes later I
Speaker 1: asked them to get me a Starbucks too, And I
Speaker 1: almost want to play the audio of me asking because
Speaker 1: in the middle of it, I realized, like I'm becoming
Speaker 1: the person that I was just saying, Like, not only
Speaker 1: am I disrespecting their time by being late, but I'm like,
Speaker 1: can you also get me like this really specific latte?
Speaker 1: And like, but I have to say, I feel like
Speaker 1: the way I asked is not too diva like, and
Speaker 1: you be the judge of it. Will lay the audio here.
Speaker 1: Let me just text really quick to lay this because
Speaker 1: I'm just going across the street. But UM need to
Speaker 1: push my I'm gonna be gonna be fifteen lates to
Speaker 1: shoot because of pardon tell them sorry? Okay? Um. Also, also,
Speaker 1: is there any way I can have them get me
Speaker 1: a Starbucks? Question Mark if that's too much trouble, I
Speaker 1: totally understand period Um, so you determine if I'm a
Speaker 1: diva or not that you just heard me ask I
Speaker 1: was dictating it, but I feel like if they can't
Speaker 1: get it, I'll go get it. But I'm just going
Speaker 1: to be more late, if you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: because mama need cough cough. At what point does a
Speaker 1: coffee order turn from uh where it becomes too much?
Speaker 1: Where it's like, okay, this is this is you're being
Speaker 1: an asshole by adding forty different directions. Usually people now
Speaker 1: whenever because I always preclude it with dude, this is
Speaker 1: really embarrassing. Can I just put in your phone? Like
Speaker 1: I don't even want you seeing this? Can you please
Speaker 1: not look? And they usually are like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: are you kidding me? Who cares? Like they are so
Speaker 1: non judgmental, And I really appreciate that because my order
Speaker 1: is embarrassing and is not that bad anyway. I mean
Speaker 1: I feel like it has like almond milk extra hot, um, yeah,
Speaker 1: actually almond extra hot to stevia, two pumps of sugar
Speaker 1: free vanilla. I mean that's five extra things at a
Speaker 1: frappuccino with no cream like cream something like where it's
Speaker 1: like half the cream three quarters of the cream. I
Speaker 1: don't know. There's like there's certain specific things. I hear
Speaker 1: orders and I'm just like you just you really just
Speaker 1: like control. You just like to inconvenience people. You just
Speaker 1: pour it out in the streets. I just like what
Speaker 1: I like. And you know, I want to just say
Speaker 1: that I have a special out this weekend on HBO
Speaker 1: and in addition to Foy Island, which you guys have
Speaker 1: to watch if you want to have some fun with
Speaker 1: us on Monday, and even if you don't, we might
Speaker 1: just you can just join us for the f Boy
Speaker 1: Island recap called f Island f Anal Island that we're
Speaker 1: gonna do on Monday every Monday that the show is on.
Speaker 1: I don't know how many, um, but so check got
Speaker 1: a Boy Island at least, you know, one episode five
Speaker 1: minutes of it to get a gist, so you can
Speaker 1: listen on Monday. And then also my special, I would
Speaker 1: really prefer you to watch that if I'm being for you,
Speaker 1: I know, and it only point this way because I forgot,
Speaker 1: like I didn't want to edit my special, so my
Speaker 1: special supposed to come out in March, but it is
Speaker 1: almost more fitting for the time right now. I'm very
Speaker 1: excited about it because everyone that I've done interviews with,
Speaker 1: like journalists, the woman that I talked to from the
Speaker 1: talk I'm doing the I'm on ABC. I think it's
Speaker 1: on I don't know what jumps around ABC is the
Speaker 1: talk today? And the woman I did an interview with
Speaker 1: she watched it like to to prepare for what if
Speaker 1: we talk about. She watched it and was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, you've done it again. Like everyone's been very
Speaker 1: All the women have been like that about it, and
Speaker 1: even the men have been like really effusive. So I
Speaker 1: have a feeling people are gonna like it. I'm just
Speaker 1: like I can't even I'm too close to it and
Speaker 1: also too far away from it because it was in
Speaker 1: November for me to like feel you know, objective about it.
Speaker 1: But interesting how like depending on the time you put
Speaker 1: it out, what's going on in the political world roverse way,
Speaker 1: Like women empowerment right now is fucking It couldn't be
Speaker 1: any more powerful to have a woman up there fucking demanding, commanding,
Speaker 1: demanding and commanding the commander. The commander, Yeah, the demander
Speaker 1: and just fucking crushing it, and I don't know, I'm
Speaker 1: excited to see it. I was there that night you're in.
Speaker 1: It was unbelievable to be part of it. Turtle was there,
Speaker 1: I'm sure, and um, yeah, I don't know. You put
Speaker 1: a lot of work into it. I saw like it
Speaker 1: develop over time and and then, like I think what
Speaker 1: people don't understand is like how you take like you've worked,
Speaker 1: you worked really hard to get to make it what
Speaker 1: it is. And then even when we're there, the amount
Speaker 1: of last second edits you do and you're just your
Speaker 1: brain is fucking incredible. That's the only way I ever
Speaker 1: work is if the pressure is on. So sometimes it's
Speaker 1: like the last It always is the last second that
Speaker 1: all this creative energy starts like shooting out of me,
Speaker 1: like all these great ideas. It's so annoying that I
Speaker 1: can't be better about getting into that kind of state
Speaker 1: of flow. Uh not five minutes before I tape an
Speaker 1: HBO special. Would be nice for that to happen other times.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm trying to think how to get into
Speaker 1: that flow, because that is an interesting point that you
Speaker 1: say that, like, I can't do it until unless the
Speaker 1: pressure while I'm walking on stage because someone saying that
Speaker 1: I want to impress, like it because I don't rise
Speaker 1: the occasion unless I can. I am um impressing someone
Speaker 1: or overcoming something. But when you're doing a show for
Speaker 1: a thousand people, why why is that feeling? And I'm
Speaker 1: not saying that it's not completely there, because obviously you
Speaker 1: put on a good show, but like, why why does
Speaker 1: it take the Ultimately it's like it's like, well, that's
Speaker 1: why I do the roast. It's first climbing another mountain,
Speaker 1: Like why because the material I feel I know that
Speaker 1: the material I've worked hard on is going to be
Speaker 1: better than me spouting off new material on a theater show.
Speaker 1: And I feel like, so I I've invented ways to
Speaker 1: create that kind of frenetic like joke writing energy that
Speaker 1: I do. That's the roast that I do. I feel
Speaker 1: like I was wait fifteen minutes before the show to
Speaker 1: start writing roast, to look up facts about the town,
Speaker 1: so that it's like a pressure situation. I've got to
Speaker 1: write jokes fast, They've got to be really good, and
Speaker 1: if they're not good, I can always excuse that I
Speaker 1: just started that. So I think that's the protection is
Speaker 1: like I always had excuse that, well, I just wrote this,
Speaker 1: and honestly, like, I'm not gonna work hours on roast
Speaker 1: jokes for a town for one night. That's a waste
Speaker 1: of my time and energy because it's a fleeting thing.
Speaker 1: So it's it's smarter to wait fIF teams, but it's
Speaker 1: still a fun challenge. And I kind of get like
Speaker 1: the pressure of like, oh ship, I'm about to be
Speaker 1: like Andrew was wrapping up, and I don't know what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, Like I don't know the order of
Speaker 1: these things. That just like makes me nervous and like
Speaker 1: makes me really excited, makes my brain just like lock
Speaker 1: in and go figure it out, bitch, now's the time.
Speaker 1: And then that's the most beautiful thing is like we're
Speaker 1: at your special taping for HBO and you're literally doing
Speaker 1: that backstage, and then it's one thing to like come
Speaker 1: up with it or come up with a line, but
Speaker 1: then to perform the line effortlessly really is remarkable and
Speaker 1: you should give yourself more credit for that because it
Speaker 1: really is. And I don't know, it was really cool
Speaker 1: to see, So I'm really excited to see this pasure. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm really thanks Andrew. I really appreciate you saying that,
Speaker 1: Like I feel like, um, like, there are things I
Speaker 1: look at that I couldn't say I really wish I
Speaker 1: could redo it, and so many fresh straighting choices I
Speaker 1: made that I'm just like, God, that was lazy. Come on, niggie, like,
Speaker 1: you know you can do better. And I know that
Speaker 1: I failed in certain ways, But I think that the
Speaker 1: places I've now realized that the places that I may
Speaker 1: have quote unquote failed in terms of not sharpening, not
Speaker 1: like making picking the best choice of words or not
Speaker 1: stumbling over something, uh, add a kind of casualness to
Speaker 1: it and like a more comfortable, like conversational quality to
Speaker 1: it than a very performative stand up show. So I
Speaker 1: think that there is like something to be gleaned from
Speaker 1: the casual nature of the performance that might be from laziness,
Speaker 1: but also is interesting and artistic in and of itself.
Speaker 1: I think it's artistic, especially with what you're wearing, what
Speaker 1: the situation is like, It's almost like the casualness while
Speaker 1: wearing something so like but you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like it's an opposite effect. Yeah, I'm sure it's tantalizes
Speaker 1: the brain somehow, I don't know. How but I'm sure
Speaker 1: it does. No. I honestly I watched it and it's
Speaker 1: fun too, Like I look pretty hot during it, I
Speaker 1: gotta say, like the same way I watched Dualipa and
Speaker 1: I'm just like, god, fuck, I could like watch her
Speaker 1: like I admire when a woman's body just looks like, fuck,
Speaker 1: that's sexy. The whole time, I like forgot I was
Speaker 1: me and was like damn girl, and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh that's me. Like because I watched it with my
Speaker 1: parents to shoot this promotional video that I'm having edited,
Speaker 1: so I'm going to like cut all their clips together
Speaker 1: of them like groaning and saying like, oh god, Nicky,
Speaker 1: don't say that it is the first time they see it.
Speaker 1: But I watched it with you from now that's my pussy.
Speaker 1: That's my pussy. I'm proud of your nick that's my daughter.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I gave your dad an try
Speaker 1: to do an impression of my dad, Like, well, what
Speaker 1: did it sounds like? Because person always did one and
Speaker 1: it was like Australian. I was like, hey, Nick, hey,
Speaker 1: you want to come out and do uh play the kids? Hey? Nick? Uh?
Speaker 1: You know Cincinnati is the best town in the uh,
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's don't know why my dad impression
Speaker 1: is not even close to what he sounds like. But
Speaker 1: just like it's just look a classically, you know, a
Speaker 1: shirtless man like in a river, like fighting a fish,
Speaker 1: something like that. That's what that shirtless a lot on Instagram.
Speaker 1: I'm like searching through see what do you mean? I
Speaker 1: mean he looks great for like I'm not a sixty
Speaker 1: he's going to be in August. He looks amazing. I'm like, yes,
Speaker 1: I'm so glad I have a dad bought. This is
Speaker 1: gonna last know. Your dad's shirtless in away where it's
Speaker 1: like not it's like my stepbrother when he's sure my
Speaker 1: stepbrother can be shirtless and and go into a gas station.
Speaker 1: My dad's not doing it to be sexual. That was
Speaker 1: My Dad's never been like I'm hot. It's kind of yeah.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like you when you say I'm wearing
Speaker 1: these clothes where I feel good. Yes, not for the
Speaker 1: other person. Your dad doesn't put out his shirtless photos
Speaker 1: for other people to go nice. Body is just yea,
Speaker 1: this is his element final thought. Yes, I want to
Speaker 1: be clear that I will say, like I did I
Speaker 1: look attractive during it, I look cute, I'm healthy. I like,
Speaker 1: I just look like I'm having fun during it, and
Speaker 1: I was having fun and so um. I hope people
Speaker 1: watch it, and I hope um young teenagers sneak it
Speaker 1: um and like and just get titilated by it and
Speaker 1: talk about it because I think it's good for young
Speaker 1: people to watch, because I make the point in the special.
Speaker 1: But I don't think that. I don't think we should
Speaker 1: shield our kids from you know, hardcore porn, porn in general. Yes,
Speaker 1: never let them watch that. But someone talking about the
Speaker 1: idea of porn, someone talking about the idea of sex,
Speaker 1: an adult who's not saying it's awesome, you've got to
Speaker 1: do it, Oh my god, thought, you're not cool if
Speaker 1: you don't do it, Like shielding your kids from that
Speaker 1: is a good idea, like bad propaganda about like sex
Speaker 1: is good. But me talking openly about what sex is
Speaker 1: not going to scar your child, and your child is
Speaker 1: not if you don't have a lot of faith in
Speaker 1: your child, If you think your child is gonna hear
Speaker 1: me say, just talk about the idea of sex and
Speaker 1: they're gonna go out go. I need to do that, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't know kids are smart enough to go, I'm
Speaker 1: not to do this now. Not a kid. I was
Speaker 1: not what do you say child or team, because even
Speaker 1: like a child team, like children, there were things I
Speaker 1: heard when I was a kid or witnessed that obviously
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have happened too young. But and and and
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about situations of abuse, but if a
Speaker 1: kid overhears something, here's something inappropriate. Usually when you're a kid,
Speaker 1: you don't understand because you don't know anything about sex
Speaker 1: or anything like that. And that's where it can get
Speaker 1: tricky with like why molesters like get in with kids
Speaker 1: easier because kids don't understand it. They don't even know
Speaker 1: anything about it. But kids who have the general idea
Speaker 1: of sex, and they watched my special, I don't know
Speaker 1: why I used to be a kid and when I
Speaker 1: saw adult material, I knew it like that. I wasn't
Speaker 1: that I was. I almost was like, God, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to do that someday, Like I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: so glad I'm a kid and I don't have to
Speaker 1: do that, Like I wasn't one of these kids that's
Speaker 1: like I'm in I'm going to do that because everyone
Speaker 1: should get to like, kids are smart enough to know
Speaker 1: that they don't get to do things yet, don't you think? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't remember watching Poison IVY and seeing a girl
Speaker 1: get fun on top of the car and being like,
Speaker 1: I gotta go buy a car, like I'm gonna go right,
Speaker 1: you can leave it there, thank you? Sorry me yelling
Speaker 1: at those staff, thank you. And I did it in
Speaker 1: a very nice tone. I think, check the tape, check
Speaker 1: the tape. Don't rewind you're already wearing a wire. You've
Speaker 1: been this whole time. Well, we would get the fan
Speaker 1: trax right now, but we're out of time. Can we
Speaker 1: do one? And it's just to say we did it
Speaker 1: so we don't skip one. Do we have one? Noah? Sure? Sorry, girl,
Speaker 1: let's play who we gotta play this? Okay, here's our
Speaker 1: one fan tracks for today, Earning and Ernie and Ernie
Speaker 1: your fan tracks tracks, Long time listener, O, G Bestie, Hey,
Speaker 1: it's holla. Um. I was just listening to that episode
Speaker 1: where you were asking if anybody had been avoiding something
Speaker 1: in a relationship that then came up on TV, and
Speaker 1: I was reminded of something I hadn't thought of in
Speaker 1: forever back in two seven I was in a really
Speaker 1: fragile mental state. I'd spent a year in psychosis, too
Speaker 1: afraid to get help because um, I didn't know what
Speaker 1: the hell was going on. And meanwhile, in tandem, I
Speaker 1: was hanging him. Um I had confessed my love to
Speaker 1: him and he said nothing. So with that, we went
Speaker 1: back to my apartment, turned the TV on, put on
Speaker 1: the office where um, Pam or Jim, I don't know
Speaker 1: which one like confessed above, and my old psychotic brain
Speaker 1: uh broke and I started sobbing and um, you know,
Speaker 1: because I was like a beautiful minding this thing. And yeah,
Speaker 1: I told my roommate that I needed to get help.
Speaker 1: I needed to go to the er. Um you drove me.
Speaker 1: I then got admitted to a psych ward for three
Speaker 1: weeks and I've been on the up and up ever since.
Speaker 1: So thanks for that reminder. Honestly, I hadn't thought about
Speaker 1: that and forever, if you're out there, help get it please.
Speaker 1: So anyway, hijack is that illegal? Can I say? Hijack? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can go back, Yeah, you can do a backwards one.
Speaker 1: Hollida occur um. That's hall of my best friends since
Speaker 1: fifth grade. Yes, I know that my Halla, who is
Speaker 1: going to be on our girl's trip at the Hampton's. Um,
Speaker 1: I love her so much, holl Of, that is so
Speaker 1: good and that was so compelling, and like, what a
Speaker 1: what a great story, God damn it. And it's so ironic. Again,
Speaker 1: this this episode is filled with irony because that scene
Speaker 1: from the Office, I literally have memorized. I don't have
Speaker 1: I know a lot of people memorize office things. I
Speaker 1: don't watch the Office, but that scene, you know, I've
Speaker 1: watched the series. I haven't even watched it all the
Speaker 1: way through, but I that scene. I have watched it
Speaker 1: used to be. I used to jerk off to that
Speaker 1: scene because it's so hot when Jim confesses his love
Speaker 1: to Pant like it's I used to literally touch my
Speaker 1: treasury truly. Oh my god, that's so funny. Okay, with that,
Speaker 1: have a great weekend. Enjoy Fweight Island. Enjoy my special
Speaker 1: good clean filthics on HBO Saturday night. Um f Way
Speaker 1: Island is out now. If you would watch my special
Speaker 1: alive on HBO when it from years, that would mean
Speaker 1: the most to me. But you can also see it
Speaker 1: on HBO Max afterwards. And uh yeah, do not be
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