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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Pay here's Nicky. Hello, here I am,

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Speaker 1: It's Nicky Glazer. It's Nicky Glazer Podcast. It is Thursday.

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Speaker 1: Well it's one day where we are, but to you,

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Speaker 1: it's Thursday. F Boy Island is out on HBO Max.

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Speaker 1: I hope you guys find time over the next four

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Speaker 1: days to binge the hell out of it, get into it.

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Speaker 1: I am so excited to watch it. I really don't

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Speaker 1: remember what happens, kind of like like I I remember

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Speaker 1: what the ending like. I'm so excited to go on

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Speaker 1: the journey with you guys again, and then we're going

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Speaker 1: to recap it on Monday's episode in a new segment,

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Speaker 1: we are calling f Anal Island. Any wait, f anal

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Speaker 1: i eyes Land. What is it? I don't even know

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Speaker 1: how to pronounce it or what we really decided on

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Speaker 1: what it was? Your ideas it was brilliant. I was

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Speaker 1: excited that for once anal Anal eyes the eyes part

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Speaker 1: was was pertinent to it. So so it solved it

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Speaker 1: for me. Now I get it. That like makes sense

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Speaker 1: to me. Look, you know it, you throw a lot

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Speaker 1: of things at the fire and eventually it hits you know,

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Speaker 1: two two things that's really funny. You just said that. No,

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Speaker 1: I was no, not that, but I was talking to

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Speaker 1: someone I was so tired. It was I was shooting

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Speaker 1: this movie in the middle of the night. It was

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Speaker 1: we should gait wait wait stop right there. You shot

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Speaker 1: a movie. Yes, I shot a movie on. I show

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Speaker 1: a movie on for I auditioned for the lead role,

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Speaker 1: but they were like, no, thanks, and then they gave me, um,

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Speaker 1: they rewrote a character that was male to female to

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Speaker 1: put me in it. Because the two writers, um are

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Speaker 1: fans of mine. They're two brothers. What are their names?

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Speaker 1: Fuck Aaron. I love this guy, Aaron Aaron Eisenberg and

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Speaker 1: his brother Um, so sorry Eric, No, but they're so

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Speaker 1: freaking funny. And the script I just loved so much.

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Speaker 1: And I was kind of like feeling scared to do

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Speaker 1: a movie when I got there. When I got the

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Speaker 1: offer for the role, I was like, do I want

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Speaker 1: but those were like it was with Amy, and it

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Speaker 1: so I'm like, I don't belong on a movie set.

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Speaker 1: So um, I was kind of like, do I even

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Speaker 1: want to do this? And then I was like, no,

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Speaker 1: because the lines are funny. Um, Aaron Eisenberg, this isn't him,

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Speaker 1: this is the actor Jesus Christ. Anyway, him and his

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Speaker 1: brother wrote this movie and I got this role and

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Speaker 1: I fucking loved them. Uh, and I will Will Arnett

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Speaker 1: produce this film. And I was in my trailer at

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Speaker 1: one point because our call time was seven pm and

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Speaker 1: believe his test results came back, But he won't talk

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Speaker 1: out the Sun this, you know those dumb British tabloids.

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Speaker 1: The US version of the Sun is like Nicki Glazer

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Speaker 1: slams Kin Kardashian for you know, fake. Yeah, yeah, rips, rips,

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Speaker 1: thank you rips. And they said reality TV rival because

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Speaker 1: and that you need to be I think people need

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Speaker 1: I always get it in the recap. But yeah, you

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00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:41,280
Speaker 1: gotta pay attention to this one. So yeah, no, anyway,

427
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:43,520
Speaker 1: So so Jeremy Pivens said, then you see him, he

428
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:46,119
Speaker 1: goes up. Now you have I'm sure you have some

429
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:49,720
Speaker 1: ideas of him with certain stories that have come out

430
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:52,720
Speaker 1: over the last few years. Are like it's interesting to

431
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:55,600
Speaker 1: watch something like that, a character that you like on

432
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,880
Speaker 1: TV and then you hear shit about him and then

433
00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:01,320
Speaker 1: you're watching him as a comedi in I just, you

434
00:22:01,359 --> 00:22:03,439
Speaker 1: know what, I can't do all the research. I mean,

435
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:05,440
Speaker 1: I guess I could do the research, and just like

436
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:08,600
Speaker 1: I just it's exhausting for me to police that right

437
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,399
Speaker 1: now at that time. So I'm not going to be

438
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:14,439
Speaker 1: like say something shitty. I don't want to instigate anything,

439
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,040
Speaker 1: and I'm just like, I'm just there to do a

440
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:20,280
Speaker 1: fucking set and then talk about, you know, like an observe.

441
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:25,040
Speaker 1: But what my experience was, um, I thought, he's obviously

442
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:30,159
Speaker 1: knew at comedy and he has a great impression. I

443
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:33,320
Speaker 1: think so, But he's up against people that have been

444
00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:36,040
Speaker 1: doing a twenty plus year. It's like it's you know,

445
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:38,320
Speaker 1: it just stands out because it would be the same thing.

446
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:40,320
Speaker 1: There was something about it I liked that I have

447
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:43,080
Speaker 1: to say is that it's something he obviously cares a

448
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:45,800
Speaker 1: lot about, probably always wanted to do. Got a late start,

449
00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:49,520
Speaker 1: and I admire any adult who starts late in something

450
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:52,240
Speaker 1: that you look foolish when you're compared to the people

451
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:55,359
Speaker 1: your age that are also doing this thing. So I

452
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:57,639
Speaker 1: like and it, and he didn't look foolish. I mean,

453
00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:00,560
Speaker 1: he has good he has a couple really like all written,

454
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,200
Speaker 1: well crafted jokes. And then there was like a vulnerability

455
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:05,840
Speaker 1: that I liked of him talking about like being angry

456
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:09,720
Speaker 1: about uh, certain actors who are working and he isn't

457
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:13,639
Speaker 1: like having bitterness about his career is funny and interesting

458
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:17,119
Speaker 1: and so there's definitely something there, like he would clearly

459
00:23:17,119 --> 00:23:20,000
Speaker 1: tell he's like, this is something he's always wanted to

460
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,399
Speaker 1: do in pursue and so I have respect for that.

461
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:24,639
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's he and he brought me up and

462
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:25,800
Speaker 1: it was very nice because I was like, does he

463
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:28,440
Speaker 1: even know who I am? I went to the premiere

464
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:33,199
Speaker 1: of an Entourage season one time. No, no, it was

465
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:35,159
Speaker 1: season like three or something. I just moved to l

466
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:38,359
Speaker 1: a whatever two thousand six summer, two thousand sicks whenever

467
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:41,399
Speaker 1: that came out. I got tickets, tickets, I got, um

468
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:43,960
Speaker 1: like invited through my manager who was like hip hocket

469
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,200
Speaker 1: to me at the time, and I invited Anthony jessel

470
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:48,800
Speaker 1: Nick and he was down to go, and we went,

471
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:50,639
Speaker 1: and I guess it was like a date. I don't know.

472
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:54,159
Speaker 1: I don't even know, but um it, but I just

473
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:56,959
Speaker 1: remember it was so cool. That might have been one

474
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:58,320
Speaker 1: of the kist things I've ever done, is going to

475
00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:00,720
Speaker 1: an Entourage party. And I was like, don smoke a

476
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:04,480
Speaker 1: cigarette there? Oh if if? Yeah, if we're smoking indoors.

477
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:06,639
Speaker 1: I was definitely smoking inside out there. So what do

478
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:10,760
Speaker 1: you wear? I don't even I can't even imagine what

479
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,680
Speaker 1: I wore. I had the worst fashion sentence back then,

480
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:15,080
Speaker 1: I don't know what I wore. I really just hope

481
00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:17,960
Speaker 1: that it was. I got lucky that night because it

482
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,439
Speaker 1: and then then by some off chance, I was like

483
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:24,480
Speaker 1: looked kind of innocuous because if I was ever trying

484
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,400
Speaker 1: to stand out fashion wise back then, it was a nightmare. Um.

485
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:30,600
Speaker 1: But yeah, but I remember he he checked and I

486
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:32,000
Speaker 1: felt like he checked me out one time, and it

487
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:33,679
Speaker 1: was very validating because I mean that was like he

488
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:36,080
Speaker 1: was like such a fucking stud back then. I mean

489
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:38,480
Speaker 1: this was and I remember being like Jeremy Pittman checked

490
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:40,879
Speaker 1: me out, like got it. And then last night I

491
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 1: felt very I felt nice because he said, um, when

492
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:45,280
Speaker 1: he brought me up, he was he knew all my

493
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:48,960
Speaker 1: credits and he said I was absolutely hilarious, and I

494
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:51,399
Speaker 1: could tell he meant it, and um, for whatever reason,

495
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:54,359
Speaker 1: that praise meant something to me from the girl who

496
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:57,720
Speaker 1: used to be like he's a good comedic actor, like

497
00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:59,399
Speaker 1: like you know and what you know, when he was

498
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,119
Speaker 1: famous back in the day when you used to like

499
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,840
Speaker 1: look up to him, and there was like you know,

500
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:05,680
Speaker 1: sometimes you meet people that you have an idea of

501
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 1: of when you're an adolescent or like a young adult

502
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:12,400
Speaker 1: and you idolize them or you like famous people. Yeah,

503
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:15,560
Speaker 1: like I still do it. I love famous people, and

504
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:17,359
Speaker 1: I get like excited just to meet someone. They're like,

505
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,760
Speaker 1: oh my god, I like used to watch you on TV,

506
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:21,679
Speaker 1: and like I had no idea i'd ever like be

507
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,119
Speaker 1: like meeting you. There's something cool about that. And I

508
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:25,399
Speaker 1: have to admit that that was cool to me. And

509
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,560
Speaker 1: I said on stage, I was like Jeremy vivin things,

510
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:30,160
Speaker 1: I'm funny, that kind of feel that strokes my ego

511
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:37,280
Speaker 1: and two thousand and four life. Yeah, dude, if he

512
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 1: if he liked Vince and he he you know, he

513
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:42,240
Speaker 1: had to deal with you. Eric. That was Eric didn't

514
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:47,479
Speaker 1: really know who he was character. Uh fuck. I mean

515
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:50,800
Speaker 1: I would probably say, uh, Turtle or Drama. You know,

516
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:55,280
Speaker 1: Turtle came to my one man show, right, it was

517
00:25:55,359 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 1: so fun? Oh my god? Was it was a black

518
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,919
Speaker 1: box theater of like seventy people. I mean it was

519
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,760
Speaker 1: like packed, but it was a small theater and Turtle

520
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:11,400
Speaker 1: was there. That was Why was he there? Again? That's bizarre?

521
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:14,640
Speaker 1: He was. You know, I have some rich friends that

522
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:17,439
Speaker 1: somehow or can that mean so much to you? I

523
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:22,119
Speaker 1: mean talking like awards and he did your most like

524
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:25,520
Speaker 1: vulnerable material in front of your dad who was also there,

525
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:29,000
Speaker 1: so nervous. In New York one night on the Andrew

526
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:34,680
Speaker 1: Collin and Turtle is there, and Turtle I was like,

527
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:39,200
Speaker 1: was that mine? You know? I was turting? I was Turtle.

528
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:45,199
Speaker 1: If he was the friend that can't get it together

529
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:49,120
Speaker 1: but has there's something in them that could be there.

530
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:51,960
Speaker 1: So if you just put it together. But isn't that

531
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:54,040
Speaker 1: that was me that night? That was me that night?

532
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:57,440
Speaker 1: That would mean that night putting it together? Yeah. You

533
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:01,879
Speaker 1: the guy that is most the archetype of you that

534
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:07,719
Speaker 1: is most well known in recent modern entertainment shows up

535
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 1: at your one man show, Isn't that ironic? Insanely ironic show?

536
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 1: And the guy you've modeled your left after shows up. Yeah,

537
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:20,240
Speaker 1: And then he came up to me after and he goes, man,

538
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,760
Speaker 1: he goes, that was really good, and he's like, man,

539
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:26,399
Speaker 1: you're really going you really were going through it like

540
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 1: something like that, Like like I thought I had a

541
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,680
Speaker 1: lot of anxiety something or I thought I was anxious

542
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:34,399
Speaker 1: something like that, but like in a nice like it

543
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:39,920
Speaker 1: felt good, Cadillac. That's what I said, I go pick

544
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:46,640
Speaker 1: me up now, I'm Vince Now, Yeah, I go I'm Vince.

545
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,960
Speaker 1: Now he goes, dude, go walk my dog, and I'm like, dude, whatever,

546
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:54,680
Speaker 1: I'm still Vince. I'll pick up your dogs vincible that night,

547
00:27:54,840 --> 00:28:00,159
Speaker 1: I'm Queen's Boulevard shit that I'm picking up off of Queen's.

548
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 1: What's Turtle doing? Now? Do you keep up with his career?

549
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 1: He's out of my one man show. Obviously nothing's going on.

550
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,639
Speaker 1: That was a while ago. Though maybe he's at a

551
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:13,239
Speaker 1: pop like you know these guys like those people need

552
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:16,440
Speaker 1: to come back, you know, well, I know he he

553
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:20,520
Speaker 1: was on another show. He did get on a different show. Um,

554
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 1: being an actor it's hard. I mean it's like, yeah,

555
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:28,480
Speaker 1: I don't know, I mean in the work whatever, it's

556
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 1: not like that fun when you get down to it,

557
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 1: because it's a lot of waiting around and it is

558
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 1: rewarding and you've got a lot of attention everything. But

559
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:40,600
Speaker 1: it's being an actors like it's you're lucky consistently. I

560
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:43,040
Speaker 1: want to ask you when you acted as a comedian,

561
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:44,760
Speaker 1: I feel like I have more control. Actors just have

562
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:46,440
Speaker 1: to wait for roles to come in if they don't

563
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:48,840
Speaker 1: if they don't write, you know, but even if you

564
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:50,760
Speaker 1: do right, like how do you get something made? Sorry?

565
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 1: How did you feel acting in the movie. I felt

566
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:56,240
Speaker 1: it was great. I definitely could have done better, which

567
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:58,000
Speaker 1: is what I say about literally everything I do, if

568
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,040
Speaker 1: I would have put a little bit more work into it. It.

569
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,400
Speaker 1: I had really like a lot of fun with the character,

570
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:09,720
Speaker 1: and I give myself and a minus. Oh yeah, improvisation. Um.

571
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 1: As soon as I met the writer guy, I was like,

572
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:14,360
Speaker 1: oh my god, this guy like is a fan of mine.

573
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 1: He would love it if I like riffed on his script,

574
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 1: which is already funny. So I felt like just such

575
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:22,680
Speaker 1: a freedom to do that. And the girl that played

576
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:25,160
Speaker 1: the lead role, her name is Elizabeth Low and she

577
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:30,000
Speaker 1: was so nice and like cool and cute and like

578
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:33,320
Speaker 1: made me feel so comfortable, like I was a fish

579
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:35,680
Speaker 1: out of water there for sure. And in between you

580
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:38,040
Speaker 1: know the takes, we they a lot of people have

581
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 1: questions about f Boy Island, so that was fun to

582
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 1: like kind of answer a bunch of reality show questions

583
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 1: for people and like have a little like like this

584
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 1: act the scripted world. I was like, I'll tell you

585
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 1: what it's like out there in the unscripted waters. It

586
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:53,760
Speaker 1: was fun. And they all watched the show so they

587
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 1: were like excited to be like, wait as a kid,

588
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 1: so like is Garrett? What's Garrett up to? Do you

589
00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 1: like even know if any of them are still together?

590
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,840
Speaker 1: Like it was just fun to like dish. I was

591
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:07,320
Speaker 1: looking at old cast members Instagram's yesterday because I put

592
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 1: up that post. A couple of them liked it, and

593
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 1: I just went through like a hole of going through,

594
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 1: like they're all where they all they do is live?

595
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:18,000
Speaker 1: Where are they now? They're all the same there? My god,

596
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 1: have you seen what's his name? Yet? That we're going

597
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 1: to meet on the today on f Boy Island season two?

598
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 1: Have you seen what is his name? The guy that

599
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:27,400
Speaker 1: is like so jacked now that we were friends with

600
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 1: over my TikTok. He comes up on my TikTok all

601
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 1: the time to count. He count boy? Wait are you

602
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,440
Speaker 1: thinking no? No, no, not him. No. The guy that

603
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 1: we made friends with that was like like just a

604
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:43,320
Speaker 1: little scamp that we ended up like just feeling like

605
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:45,600
Speaker 1: we liked what was his name? He's the only person

606
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:48,400
Speaker 1: I followed on Twitter? No no, no, no, we did.

607
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 1: I can't give away what we did with, Like, I

608
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:53,280
Speaker 1: can't give away anything, but he's the guy that lives way,

609
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:55,680
Speaker 1: it's a lot. He used to be fat. He is

610
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 1: kind of a ship talker. He like is constantly trying

611
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,200
Speaker 1: to overcome like did not getting laid. At one point

612
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 1: he does m m a stuff? Come on? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes?

613
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 1: What's his name? I know his name? Should we say

614
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 1: his name? Yeah? I mean the show's out? I don't.

615
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:17,400
Speaker 1: Oh really Okay, he's from New Jersey. He lives in Houston, Texas.

616
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 1: I follow. Okay, Well that gives it away more than

617
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:27,040
Speaker 1: his name would, um, more brand than there are guys

618
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 1: who like Texas. This show, the ongoing theme is what

619
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:39,120
Speaker 1: was his name? This whole show is what's that? I

620
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 1: haven't forgotten a woman? What's Watergate? And what's that guy's name?

621
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:46,600
Speaker 1: That's the show right now? Yeah Watergate? Um, okay, I

622
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:49,160
Speaker 1: can't remember his name, but he was like he uh,

623
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 1: he's all over my Instagram. He's he's glistened up. Really

624
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:55,360
Speaker 1: don't know his name is because his Instagram name is

625
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 1: something and like not what his name is, you know,

626
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 1: like like er eighties set, like it's something. Yeah, it's

627
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 1: something like that. Uh. I think back at the show,

628
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 1: it feels like so long ago, and and I really

629
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 1: forget to watch it again. So many whales, whales like squirrels,

630
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 1: so many whales. We gotta take a break and we'll

631
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 1: be back with more show after that, and we're back.

632
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 1: It's so funny. I almost want to use like put

633
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 1: in what just happened because I just said I was

634
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,800
Speaker 1: going to be late to this photo shoot I'm doing,

635
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 1: and then not only am I fifte minutes later I

636
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 1: asked them to get me a Starbucks too, And I

637
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 1: almost want to play the audio of me asking because

638
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,160
Speaker 1: in the middle of it, I realized, like I'm becoming

639
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:43,920
Speaker 1: the person that I was just saying, Like, not only

640
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,480
Speaker 1: am I disrespecting their time by being late, but I'm like,

641
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:48,959
Speaker 1: can you also get me like this really specific latte?

642
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:51,400
Speaker 1: And like, but I have to say, I feel like

643
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:54,640
Speaker 1: the way I asked is not too diva like, and

644
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 1: you be the judge of it. Will lay the audio here.

645
00:32:57,480 --> 00:33:00,520
Speaker 1: Let me just text really quick to lay this because

646
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 1: I'm just going across the street. But UM need to

647
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 1: push my I'm gonna be gonna be fifteen lates to

648
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 1: shoot because of pardon tell them sorry? Okay? Um. Also, also,

649
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:26,320
Speaker 1: is there any way I can have them get me

650
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:29,840
Speaker 1: a Starbucks? Question Mark if that's too much trouble, I

651
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:35,240
Speaker 1: totally understand period Um, so you determine if I'm a

652
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 1: diva or not that you just heard me ask I

653
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,360
Speaker 1: was dictating it, but I feel like if they can't

654
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 1: get it, I'll go get it. But I'm just going

655
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:42,920
Speaker 1: to be more late, if you know what I'm saying,

656
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 1: because mama need cough cough. At what point does a

657
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 1: coffee order turn from uh where it becomes too much?

658
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 1: Where it's like, okay, this is this is you're being

659
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:58,720
Speaker 1: an asshole by adding forty different directions. Usually people now

660
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:01,840
Speaker 1: whenever because I always preclude it with dude, this is

661
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 1: really embarrassing. Can I just put in your phone? Like

662
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:05,760
Speaker 1: I don't even want you seeing this? Can you please

663
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 1: not look? And they usually are like, oh my god,

664
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 1: are you kidding me? Who cares? Like they are so

665
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 1: non judgmental, And I really appreciate that because my order

666
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:16,239
Speaker 1: is embarrassing and is not that bad anyway. I mean

667
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 1: I feel like it has like almond milk extra hot, um, yeah,

668
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:26,240
Speaker 1: actually almond extra hot to stevia, two pumps of sugar

669
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:33,480
Speaker 1: free vanilla. I mean that's five extra things at a

670
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 1: frappuccino with no cream like cream something like where it's

671
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 1: like half the cream three quarters of the cream. I

672
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 1: don't know. There's like there's certain specific things. I hear

673
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:48,799
Speaker 1: orders and I'm just like you just you really just

674
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:52,279
Speaker 1: like control. You just like to inconvenience people. You just

675
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 1: pour it out in the streets. I just like what

676
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 1: I like. And you know, I want to just say

677
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 1: that I have a special out this weekend on HBO

678
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:01,680
Speaker 1: and in addition to Foy Island, which you guys have

679
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 1: to watch if you want to have some fun with

680
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 1: us on Monday, and even if you don't, we might

681
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 1: just you can just join us for the f Boy

682
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,440
Speaker 1: Island recap called f Island f Anal Island that we're

683
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:13,239
Speaker 1: gonna do on Monday every Monday that the show is on.

684
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 1: I don't know how many, um, but so check got

685
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:19,160
Speaker 1: a Boy Island at least, you know, one episode five

686
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:21,160
Speaker 1: minutes of it to get a gist, so you can

687
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:23,759
Speaker 1: listen on Monday. And then also my special, I would

688
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 1: really prefer you to watch that if I'm being for you,

689
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:30,000
Speaker 1: I know, and it only point this way because I forgot,

690
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 1: like I didn't want to edit my special, so my

691
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:33,839
Speaker 1: special supposed to come out in March, but it is

692
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,759
Speaker 1: almost more fitting for the time right now. I'm very

693
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 1: excited about it because everyone that I've done interviews with,

694
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,120
Speaker 1: like journalists, the woman that I talked to from the

695
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:45,319
Speaker 1: talk I'm doing the I'm on ABC. I think it's

696
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,320
Speaker 1: on I don't know what jumps around ABC is the

697
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 1: talk today? And the woman I did an interview with

698
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,360
Speaker 1: she watched it like to to prepare for what if

699
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,480
Speaker 1: we talk about. She watched it and was like, oh

700
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:57,799
Speaker 1: my god, you've done it again. Like everyone's been very

701
00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:59,880
Speaker 1: All the women have been like that about it, and

702
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,799
Speaker 1: even the men have been like really effusive. So I

703
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:05,239
Speaker 1: have a feeling people are gonna like it. I'm just

704
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 1: like I can't even I'm too close to it and

705
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:09,719
Speaker 1: also too far away from it because it was in

706
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:13,520
Speaker 1: November for me to like feel you know, objective about it.

707
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:16,799
Speaker 1: But interesting how like depending on the time you put

708
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 1: it out, what's going on in the political world roverse way,

709
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:23,759
Speaker 1: Like women empowerment right now is fucking It couldn't be

710
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:28,840
Speaker 1: any more powerful to have a woman up there fucking demanding, commanding,

711
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:33,680
Speaker 1: demanding and commanding the commander. The commander, Yeah, the demander

712
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:37,080
Speaker 1: and just fucking crushing it, and I don't know, I'm

713
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 1: excited to see it. I was there that night you're in.

714
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:43,719
Speaker 1: It was unbelievable to be part of it. Turtle was there,

715
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:47,239
Speaker 1: I'm sure, and um, yeah, I don't know. You put

716
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:49,759
Speaker 1: a lot of work into it. I saw like it

717
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:53,719
Speaker 1: develop over time and and then, like I think what

718
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:58,479
Speaker 1: people don't understand is like how you take like you've worked,

719
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 1: you worked really hard to get to make it what

720
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 1: it is. And then even when we're there, the amount

721
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 1: of last second edits you do and you're just your

722
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 1: brain is fucking incredible. That's the only way I ever

723
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:13,879
Speaker 1: work is if the pressure is on. So sometimes it's

724
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 1: like the last It always is the last second that

725
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 1: all this creative energy starts like shooting out of me,

726
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 1: like all these great ideas. It's so annoying that I

727
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,879
Speaker 1: can't be better about getting into that kind of state

728
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 1: of flow. Uh not five minutes before I tape an

729
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:33,720
Speaker 1: HBO special. Would be nice for that to happen other times.

730
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:36,720
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm trying to think how to get into

731
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 1: that flow, because that is an interesting point that you

732
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:41,400
Speaker 1: say that, like, I can't do it until unless the

733
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 1: pressure while I'm walking on stage because someone saying that

734
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:49,759
Speaker 1: I want to impress, like it because I don't rise

735
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 1: the occasion unless I can. I am um impressing someone

736
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:57,840
Speaker 1: or overcoming something. But when you're doing a show for

737
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:02,719
Speaker 1: a thousand people, why why is that feeling? And I'm

738
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:04,799
Speaker 1: not saying that it's not completely there, because obviously you

739
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 1: put on a good show, but like, why why does

740
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 1: it take the Ultimately it's like it's like, well, that's

741
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 1: why I do the roast. It's first climbing another mountain,

742
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:17,120
Speaker 1: Like why because the material I feel I know that

743
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,120
Speaker 1: the material I've worked hard on is going to be

744
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:22,640
Speaker 1: better than me spouting off new material on a theater show.

745
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:26,880
Speaker 1: And I feel like, so I I've invented ways to

746
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,719
Speaker 1: create that kind of frenetic like joke writing energy that

747
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 1: I do. That's the roast that I do. I feel

748
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:33,799
Speaker 1: like I was wait fifteen minutes before the show to

749
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:36,040
Speaker 1: start writing roast, to look up facts about the town,

750
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:39,239
Speaker 1: so that it's like a pressure situation. I've got to

751
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 1: write jokes fast, They've got to be really good, and

752
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:43,880
Speaker 1: if they're not good, I can always excuse that I

753
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 1: just started that. So I think that's the protection is

754
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 1: like I always had excuse that, well, I just wrote this,

755
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 1: and honestly, like, I'm not gonna work hours on roast

756
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:55,360
Speaker 1: jokes for a town for one night. That's a waste

757
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:57,319
Speaker 1: of my time and energy because it's a fleeting thing.

758
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,879
Speaker 1: So it's it's smarter to wait fIF teams, but it's

759
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:01,719
Speaker 1: still a fun challenge. And I kind of get like

760
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:03,880
Speaker 1: the pressure of like, oh ship, I'm about to be

761
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,920
Speaker 1: like Andrew was wrapping up, and I don't know what

762
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, Like I don't know the order of

763
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 1: these things. That just like makes me nervous and like

764
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 1: makes me really excited, makes my brain just like lock

765
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 1: in and go figure it out, bitch, now's the time.

766
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:21,919
Speaker 1: And then that's the most beautiful thing is like we're

767
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:25,280
Speaker 1: at your special taping for HBO and you're literally doing

768
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 1: that backstage, and then it's one thing to like come

769
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:31,719
Speaker 1: up with it or come up with a line, but

770
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:36,440
Speaker 1: then to perform the line effortlessly really is remarkable and

771
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:39,239
Speaker 1: you should give yourself more credit for that because it

772
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:41,919
Speaker 1: really is. And I don't know, it was really cool

773
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:46,920
Speaker 1: to see, So I'm really excited to see this pasure. Yeah,

774
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 1: I'm really thanks Andrew. I really appreciate you saying that,

775
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:53,400
Speaker 1: Like I feel like, um, like, there are things I

776
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:56,759
Speaker 1: look at that I couldn't say I really wish I

777
00:39:56,760 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 1: could redo it, and so many fresh straighting choices I

778
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 1: made that I'm just like, God, that was lazy. Come on, niggie, like,

779
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,719
Speaker 1: you know you can do better. And I know that

780
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:08,840
Speaker 1: I failed in certain ways, But I think that the

781
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:11,279
Speaker 1: places I've now realized that the places that I may

782
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,839
Speaker 1: have quote unquote failed in terms of not sharpening, not

783
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 1: like making picking the best choice of words or not

784
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 1: stumbling over something, uh, add a kind of casualness to

785
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:27,400
Speaker 1: it and like a more comfortable, like conversational quality to

786
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:30,600
Speaker 1: it than a very performative stand up show. So I

787
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 1: think that there is like something to be gleaned from

788
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:36,200
Speaker 1: the casual nature of the performance that might be from laziness,

789
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:38,880
Speaker 1: but also is interesting and artistic in and of itself.

790
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 1: I think it's artistic, especially with what you're wearing, what

791
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 1: the situation is like, It's almost like the casualness while

792
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:51,279
Speaker 1: wearing something so like but you know what I mean,

793
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:55,759
Speaker 1: Like it's an opposite effect. Yeah, I'm sure it's tantalizes

794
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:58,640
Speaker 1: the brain somehow, I don't know. How but I'm sure

795
00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:01,399
Speaker 1: it does. No. I honestly I watched it and it's

796
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:03,880
Speaker 1: fun too, Like I look pretty hot during it, I

797
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:05,920
Speaker 1: gotta say, like the same way I watched Dualipa and

798
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 1: I'm just like, god, fuck, I could like watch her

799
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:10,840
Speaker 1: like I admire when a woman's body just looks like, fuck,

800
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:13,719
Speaker 1: that's sexy. The whole time, I like forgot I was

801
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 1: me and was like damn girl, and I was like,

802
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:17,360
Speaker 1: oh that's me. Like because I watched it with my

803
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:20,520
Speaker 1: parents to shoot this promotional video that I'm having edited,

804
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 1: so I'm going to like cut all their clips together

805
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 1: of them like groaning and saying like, oh god, Nicky,

806
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:27,000
Speaker 1: don't say that it is the first time they see it.

807
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 1: But I watched it with you from now that's my pussy.

808
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:39,320
Speaker 1: That's my pussy. I'm proud of your nick that's my daughter.

809
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:43,319
Speaker 1: I don't know why I gave your dad an try

810
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:44,840
Speaker 1: to do an impression of my dad, Like, well, what

811
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:46,840
Speaker 1: did it sounds like? Because person always did one and

812
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:49,640
Speaker 1: it was like Australian. I was like, hey, Nick, hey,

813
00:41:49,719 --> 00:41:54,440
Speaker 1: you want to come out and do uh play the kids? Hey? Nick? Uh?

814
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 1: You know Cincinnati is the best town in the uh,

815
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:01,520
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's don't know why my dad impression

816
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:03,239
Speaker 1: is not even close to what he sounds like. But

817
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:07,840
Speaker 1: just like it's just look a classically, you know, a

818
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:13,280
Speaker 1: shirtless man like in a river, like fighting a fish,

819
00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:16,880
Speaker 1: something like that. That's what that shirtless a lot on Instagram.

820
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:19,319
Speaker 1: I'm like searching through see what do you mean? I

821
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:22,480
Speaker 1: mean he looks great for like I'm not a sixty

822
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:26,279
Speaker 1: he's going to be in August. He looks amazing. I'm like, yes,

823
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,160
Speaker 1: I'm so glad I have a dad bought. This is

824
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 1: gonna last know. Your dad's shirtless in away where it's

825
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 1: like not it's like my stepbrother when he's sure my

826
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 1: stepbrother can be shirtless and and go into a gas station.

827
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:40,799
Speaker 1: My dad's not doing it to be sexual. That was

828
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:43,800
Speaker 1: My Dad's never been like I'm hot. It's kind of yeah.

829
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 1: It's kind of like you when you say I'm wearing

830
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:48,640
Speaker 1: these clothes where I feel good. Yes, not for the

831
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:51,360
Speaker 1: other person. Your dad doesn't put out his shirtless photos

832
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:53,839
Speaker 1: for other people to go nice. Body is just yea,

833
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:59,279
Speaker 1: this is his element final thought. Yes, I want to

834
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:02,040
Speaker 1: be clear that I will say, like I did I

835
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 1: look attractive during it, I look cute, I'm healthy. I like,

836
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 1: I just look like I'm having fun during it, and

837
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:13,360
Speaker 1: I was having fun and so um. I hope people

838
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:17,040
Speaker 1: watch it, and I hope um young teenagers sneak it

839
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:20,040
Speaker 1: um and like and just get titilated by it and

840
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:22,439
Speaker 1: talk about it because I think it's good for young

841
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 1: people to watch, because I make the point in the special.

842
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 1: But I don't think that. I don't think we should

843
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 1: shield our kids from you know, hardcore porn, porn in general. Yes,

844
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 1: never let them watch that. But someone talking about the

845
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 1: idea of porn, someone talking about the idea of sex,

846
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 1: an adult who's not saying it's awesome, you've got to

847
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:40,680
Speaker 1: do it, Oh my god, thought, you're not cool if

848
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:43,839
Speaker 1: you don't do it, Like shielding your kids from that

849
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:46,920
Speaker 1: is a good idea, like bad propaganda about like sex

850
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:50,320
Speaker 1: is good. But me talking openly about what sex is

851
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 1: not going to scar your child, and your child is

852
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 1: not if you don't have a lot of faith in

853
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 1: your child, If you think your child is gonna hear

854
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:59,279
Speaker 1: me say, just talk about the idea of sex and

855
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:01,879
Speaker 1: they're gonna go out go. I need to do that, Like,

856
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:04,439
Speaker 1: I don't know kids are smart enough to go, I'm

857
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 1: not to do this now. Not a kid. I was

858
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:13,239
Speaker 1: not what do you say child or team, because even

859
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:16,319
Speaker 1: like a child team, like children, there were things I

860
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,560
Speaker 1: heard when I was a kid or witnessed that obviously

861
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:22,200
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have happened too young. But and and and

862
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,239
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about situations of abuse, but if a

863
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:28,120
Speaker 1: kid overhears something, here's something inappropriate. Usually when you're a kid,

864
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:30,759
Speaker 1: you don't understand because you don't know anything about sex

865
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:32,480
Speaker 1: or anything like that. And that's where it can get

866
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:35,399
Speaker 1: tricky with like why molesters like get in with kids

867
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:37,360
Speaker 1: easier because kids don't understand it. They don't even know

868
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:39,400
Speaker 1: anything about it. But kids who have the general idea

869
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:42,320
Speaker 1: of sex, and they watched my special, I don't know

870
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:43,600
Speaker 1: why I used to be a kid and when I

871
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:46,440
Speaker 1: saw adult material, I knew it like that. I wasn't

872
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:48,200
Speaker 1: that I was. I almost was like, God, I'm gonna

873
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:50,160
Speaker 1: have to do that someday, Like I was like, I'm

874
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:51,719
Speaker 1: so glad I'm a kid and I don't have to

875
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 1: do that, Like I wasn't one of these kids that's

876
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:56,440
Speaker 1: like I'm in I'm going to do that because everyone

877
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 1: should get to like, kids are smart enough to know

878
00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:00,960
Speaker 1: that they don't get to do things yet, don't you think? Yeah,

879
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,960
Speaker 1: I don't remember watching Poison IVY and seeing a girl

880
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 1: get fun on top of the car and being like,

881
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:07,879
Speaker 1: I gotta go buy a car, like I'm gonna go right,

882
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:12,400
Speaker 1: you can leave it there, thank you? Sorry me yelling

883
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 1: at those staff, thank you. And I did it in

884
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:22,359
Speaker 1: a very nice tone. I think, check the tape, check

885
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:26,640
Speaker 1: the tape. Don't rewind you're already wearing a wire. You've

886
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 1: been this whole time. Well, we would get the fan

887
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:31,160
Speaker 1: trax right now, but we're out of time. Can we

888
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 1: do one? And it's just to say we did it

889
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:37,560
Speaker 1: so we don't skip one. Do we have one? Noah? Sure? Sorry, girl,

890
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 1: let's play who we gotta play this? Okay, here's our

891
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 1: one fan tracks for today, Earning and Ernie and Ernie

892
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:59,359
Speaker 1: your fan tracks tracks, Long time listener, O, G Bestie, Hey,

893
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:01,960
Speaker 1: it's holla. Um. I was just listening to that episode

894
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:05,640
Speaker 1: where you were asking if anybody had been avoiding something

895
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:08,040
Speaker 1: in a relationship that then came up on TV, and

896
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 1: I was reminded of something I hadn't thought of in

897
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:13,800
Speaker 1: forever back in two seven I was in a really

898
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:17,839
Speaker 1: fragile mental state. I'd spent a year in psychosis, too

899
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:21,759
Speaker 1: afraid to get help because um, I didn't know what

900
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:25,759
Speaker 1: the hell was going on. And meanwhile, in tandem, I

901
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:30,319
Speaker 1: was hanging him. Um I had confessed my love to

902
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:34,520
Speaker 1: him and he said nothing. So with that, we went

903
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:36,880
Speaker 1: back to my apartment, turned the TV on, put on

904
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 1: the office where um, Pam or Jim, I don't know

905
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:44,160
Speaker 1: which one like confessed above, and my old psychotic brain

906
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:51,799
Speaker 1: uh broke and I started sobbing and um, you know,

907
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:55,919
Speaker 1: because I was like a beautiful minding this thing. And yeah,

908
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:57,879
Speaker 1: I told my roommate that I needed to get help.

909
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 1: I needed to go to the er. Um you drove me.

910
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 1: I then got admitted to a psych ward for three

911
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 1: weeks and I've been on the up and up ever since.

912
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:09,319
Speaker 1: So thanks for that reminder. Honestly, I hadn't thought about

913
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:15,240
Speaker 1: that and forever, if you're out there, help get it please.

914
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 1: So anyway, hijack is that illegal? Can I say? Hijack? Oh? Yeah,

915
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 1: you can go back, Yeah, you can do a backwards one.

916
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 1: Hollida occur um. That's hall of my best friends since

917
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 1: fifth grade. Yes, I know that my Halla, who is

918
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:36,120
Speaker 1: going to be on our girl's trip at the Hampton's. Um,

919
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:37,759
Speaker 1: I love her so much, holl Of, that is so

920
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:39,719
Speaker 1: good and that was so compelling, and like, what a

921
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 1: what a great story, God damn it. And it's so ironic. Again,

922
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:47,840
Speaker 1: this this episode is filled with irony because that scene

923
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 1: from the Office, I literally have memorized. I don't have

924
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:53,320
Speaker 1: I know a lot of people memorize office things. I

925
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,960
Speaker 1: don't watch the Office, but that scene, you know, I've

926
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 1: watched the series. I haven't even watched it all the

927
00:47:57,680 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 1: way through, but I that scene. I have watched it

928
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:03,279
Speaker 1: used to be. I used to jerk off to that

929
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,919
Speaker 1: scene because it's so hot when Jim confesses his love

930
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 1: to Pant like it's I used to literally touch my

931
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 1: treasury truly. Oh my god, that's so funny. Okay, with that,

932
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:22,360
Speaker 1: have a great weekend. Enjoy Fweight Island. Enjoy my special

933
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:26,440
Speaker 1: good clean filthics on HBO Saturday night. Um f Way

934
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 1: Island is out now. If you would watch my special

935
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:30,480
Speaker 1: alive on HBO when it from years, that would mean

936
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 1: the most to me. But you can also see it

937
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:36,000
Speaker 1: on HBO Max afterwards. And uh yeah, do not be

938
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:37,319
Speaker 1: cut and y