Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you want your way back home?
Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there.
Speaker 1: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim, and give us
Speaker 1: time and a termino and gay. We want to send
Speaker 1: you off InStyle. We wanna welcome you back home. Tell
Speaker 1: us all about it.
Speaker 3: We scared?
Speaker 2: Or was it fine?
Speaker 3: Malborn?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do your need ride?
Speaker 2: Ride with Karen and Chris. You're listening. Do you need
Speaker 2: a ride?
Speaker 3: No, that's the end.
Speaker 2: I know I did that last time. I'm trying to
Speaker 2: mix it up. Welcome because you're currently listening. Do you
Speaker 2: need to ride? My name's Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 1: You used that excuse last time too, I know. And
Speaker 1: this is Karen gil Garoff.
Speaker 2: I think it's my brain. Explain to me if you can,
Speaker 2: what you know about this retrograde business.
Speaker 3: Okay, I will right now.
Speaker 1: Not only is Mercury wrapping up retrograde tomorrow.
Speaker 3: It will be down Friday.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: But apparently there's like two other kind of I think
Speaker 1: Leo and Taurus is in retrograde.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I just watched a couple of Tiktoks about this.
Speaker 1: The astrology people absolutely know, but it basically was like
Speaker 1: the reason the end of August and beginning of September
Speaker 1: felt like the worst ever is because a bunch of
Speaker 1: stuff went into retrograde all at the same time, and
Speaker 1: so you just have to be careful how you communicate.
Speaker 1: You should be careful how you drive, you know, traveling communication.
Speaker 1: It's easy to fuck things up, get into fights, get
Speaker 1: people mad at you.
Speaker 2: Right well, I wouldn't have noticed, but after we recorded
Speaker 2: yesterday we were talking a little bit about it. I
Speaker 2: was going home, saw that a band that I like
Speaker 2: was playing at the Echo that I like, admittedly from
Speaker 2: a TikTok video, but then I listened to a bunch
Speaker 2: of their music and I'm like, oh, they've been around
Speaker 2: since twenty ten or something. I'm not saying their name
Speaker 2: because the show was not good and people were just
Speaker 2: there to film during that song that was always on TikTok.
Speaker 2: I've never been to a show like that. Everyone's behavior
Speaker 2: was off the charts, insane. People in Unison were yelling
Speaker 2: freebird but yeah, that joke from the late nineties.
Speaker 1: They were referencing the mid seventies and the.
Speaker 2: Guy said it and everyone audibly groaned, and then he
Speaker 2: kept saying it, and then the person next to him collapsed,
Speaker 2: just fainted, like no one's brains were working.
Speaker 3: What well the fainting, isn't.
Speaker 2: I blame that person's character for that train No, they
Speaker 2: and this TikTok artist, they were good. The music sounds
Speaker 2: like melodic early like Weezer, but with keyboards. It's right
Speaker 2: up my alley. It's emotionally sung. But he was phoning
Speaker 2: it in and they only had like eight songs, and
Speaker 2: when someone collapsed, he just walked off stage to deal
Speaker 2: with things. I guess help.
Speaker 3: The he's an empty.
Speaker 2: Exact I don't know why he And then he kept
Speaker 2: reprimanding the audience because everyone was being ridiculous. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: he actually was making me notice people. He's like, wait,
Speaker 2: why are you guys pushing what? He'd stop in the
Speaker 2: middle of this song. But after a while it was like,
Speaker 2: just play the music. Don't worry so much about everyone's behavior.
Speaker 2: It's established they're idiots. But people were being very retrogrady,
Speaker 2: is my point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that makes sense. I also do think that a
Speaker 3: lot of people.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's that there are people who are now going
Speaker 1: to live shows because they saw something on TikTok who
Speaker 1: don't know how to be at a live show and
Speaker 1: have never gone.
Speaker 2: It was all ages and there was kids there. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 1: Expect that either, so I think that gets people a
Speaker 1: little extra anyway. And then of course it's Los Angeles
Speaker 1: where everybody's special, everybody's a star, so you're gonna have
Speaker 1: that experience and they probably want. I think that's now
Speaker 1: is the closest time that any average person probably since
Speaker 1: like American Idol premiered, that the average person has felt
Speaker 1: so close to actual fame. Like it's not just that
Speaker 1: that band was there, but that they are also now
Speaker 1: they're in the video, you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 1: how kind of It's like it's like when you have
Speaker 1: a crush on someone when you're thirteen and you just
Speaker 1: handle everything as poorly as you can. Right.
Speaker 3: It's like they're doing that but for shows.
Speaker 2: And I saw it in that there was hundreds of
Speaker 2: phones in the air and people were turning them away
Speaker 2: from the artists onto themselves to prove that they were
Speaker 2: the ones holding their own phone and posting it. And
Speaker 2: the band, the opening band was grabbing people's phones and
Speaker 2: singing into it and handing it to them. It was
Speaker 2: a very hand me your media. This is media is
Speaker 2: an important part of this performance type show, and it
Speaker 2: was very strange to me.
Speaker 1: I wonder if also there were like influencers quote unquote
Speaker 1: or content creators who got invited as well. So they
Speaker 1: were there were some people who were like, I'm going
Speaker 1: to make this one of the videos I put out
Speaker 1: this week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you can split it down the middle and
Speaker 2: do a dual collab. Yeah, yeah, it had. It just
Speaker 2: was weird. But I I was flying by the seat
Speaker 2: of my pants and I'm like, yeah, go to that show.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna park my car and just go to this show.
Speaker 3: That's fun.
Speaker 2: It was fun.
Speaker 3: I mean that's a fun idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, go buy it myself to a rock show because
Speaker 2: it's two blocks from my house.
Speaker 1: But can I say something and I'll do my best
Speaker 1: not to insult you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, okay, because.
Speaker 1: This is not how I mean it, but you know
Speaker 1: me how my mouth can be. But do you think
Speaker 1: that maybe your expectations of a show are also from
Speaker 1: the nineties, and it's like there used to be very
Speaker 1: set rules.
Speaker 2: I'm already so offended. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Yes, like we're all just getting old, I think, and
Speaker 1: the kids have different standards.
Speaker 2: I don't like to face it. But I did find
Speaker 2: the only place with a shelf to put my non
Speaker 2: alcoholic beer. And it was and there was a little
Speaker 2: sneeze guard. It was the sound booth. I was just
Speaker 2: the sound guy kept looking back, why are you breathing
Speaker 2: down my neck? And I'm like, there's a shelf that
Speaker 2: I could lean on. I don't want to be around.
Speaker 1: I love that sound guys. Oh, they love to share. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they love people in their space.
Speaker 2: They love it. I was six inches behind him. At
Speaker 2: one point there was a crackling noise and I said,
Speaker 2: I think it's the bass player. I was right, the
Speaker 2: bass player at a bad chord.
Speaker 1: You said that to the sound guy, yeah.
Speaker 2: Because he's like, I don't understand what's going on, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, I could tell it. It's the base. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I think it's a bass player's chord. And then right
Speaker 2: then the guy got down and adjusted his cord and
Speaker 2: the crackle went away.
Speaker 1: So did you earn some some good faith with the
Speaker 1: sound guys?
Speaker 2: Got a paycheck? I now work for that Zebulon. It
Speaker 2: was he he was he was a fun sound guy.
Speaker 2: He was dancing and looking around like making sure people
Speaker 2: were having fun. He was shushing people who again were acting.
Speaker 2: The people were acting so loud and insane. Yeah, during
Speaker 2: a soft melodic song that he was shushing people. When
Speaker 2: do you see people get shushed at a rock concert.
Speaker 2: That's how crazy people were acting.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But the person collapsing actually was scary. They did
Speaker 2: not immediately get up. They they went down, and I thought,
Speaker 2: of you, there was lights and maybe something that I
Speaker 2: don't know if they had a seizure or if they
Speaker 2: just fainted.
Speaker 1: Or well were they shaking after they collapsed.
Speaker 2: I did not have I didn't CrowdSurf over like a punk.
Speaker 4: Rock You didn't leave your post in the sound god, no,
Speaker 4: I mentioned I had a shelf, So I just he
Speaker 4: came back after leaving stage for twenty minutes with.
Speaker 2: His report, and all we got was he's gonna be okay.
Speaker 1: The lead singer Yes, left the stage. Yes, went down
Speaker 1: into the crowd.
Speaker 2: And I had my readers on, so I saw when
Speaker 2: the sound guy texted, I've never seen a front man
Speaker 2: leave the stage like this before. Yeah, So it was strange.
Speaker 1: But I wonder if the front man Jesus on high,
Speaker 1: this land road in its.
Speaker 2: Highest, Oh be grateful at our table lord, A.
Speaker 1: Matte black land rover just tried to just tried to
Speaker 1: threaten my life, and it made me get really religious.
Speaker 2: It was that's the that's called the retrograde side shuffle.
Speaker 2: We saw it a lot.
Speaker 1: Yesterday, Soziah to oh no.
Speaker 2: Every once in a while I get just a couple
Speaker 2: of words from those those years of trauma that were
Speaker 2: big sky Bible.
Speaker 1: Camp yep it sticks in there. Yeah, all those those songs.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what I saw recently? If I may
Speaker 1: talk at our table lord, Sorry, I said, can I
Speaker 1: tell you a story about a TikTok that I saw?
Speaker 1: I don't think I got that far in a sentence.
Speaker 2: No, I just want to say, when you first were
Speaker 2: bringing up TikTok's often, I was like, what is all this?
Speaker 2: I am as, if not more now addicted?
Speaker 3: Great?
Speaker 2: Yes, so bring it on, okay, Because.
Speaker 1: There was a TikTok that my sister sent me, and
Speaker 1: it was it sounds like a black guy talking like
Speaker 1: narrating over what looks like a beautiful, inspirational kind of poster.
Speaker 1: And then it just says, I remember back when I
Speaker 1: first heard about TikTok and people said, are you going
Speaker 1: to sign up for it? And I said, no, get
Speaker 1: out of here, that's for children. And then he goes
Speaker 1: and now, yep, I'm a full on crackhead. And that's
Speaker 1: literally how it feels, where you're just like, it's all
Speaker 1: I want to do, and it's all I want to
Speaker 1: talk about, and it's.
Speaker 2: Your supporting non union affiliated work.
Speaker 1: They don't mean to be, but you're kind of weirdly
Speaker 1: forced into it. But there was so one of the
Speaker 1: channels that my sister, so it's my friend Audrey, my
Speaker 1: sister Laura, and me are all on a TikTok. We
Speaker 1: just send each other tiktoks all the time, and sometimes
Speaker 1: I save them up and I don't look at them
Speaker 1: because I know we're sending each other the same ones.
Speaker 1: And the other day when I looked at Audrey's I
Speaker 1: had eighty nine of her saved up. That's how many
Speaker 1: she had sent me that I hadn't looked at. And
Speaker 1: one of them is called Sesame Street Memories, and they
Speaker 1: just show little clips of those video like they were
Speaker 1: almost like music videos, but it would be like this
Speaker 1: one was two little girls playing with a dollhouse. And
Speaker 1: it was from probably nineteen seventy three, and it touched
Speaker 1: a core memory because I was like, I love this one.
Speaker 1: I can't remember why. And it's like a lady going
Speaker 1: like two little girls playing with the dollhouse, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: what is this? And then it wasn't the song. Like
Speaker 1: I was like, maybe the song will kick in and
Speaker 1: I'll get what's happening. Wasn't a song, It wasn't either
Speaker 1: of the girls at one point, because they're playing with
Speaker 1: this dollhouse. But it's not like everything isn't miniature. It's
Speaker 1: almost like mid sized. But at one point, one little
Speaker 1: girl holds up a tiny silver plate like she's about
Speaker 1: to set the table, and the other little girl holds
Speaker 1: up tiny.
Speaker 3: Fork and spoon.
Speaker 1: And when I saw that, when I think it was
Speaker 1: one of my first conscious memories.
Speaker 2: Really hold on after orders, Wow.
Speaker 1: Hi, can I get a grande iced mocha with just
Speaker 1: one pump of chocolate in it?
Speaker 3: I think we're gonna get get another drig Chris.
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna get my first pumpkin spice latte.
Speaker 3: Do you want it hot?
Speaker 1: Okay? Can we get a grande pumpkin spice latte. Hot,
Speaker 1: the pumpkin spice latte hot? Please?
Speaker 3: Oh wait on Elise? Oh sorry? A water?
Speaker 1: Oh? Can we also get a bottle of water? That's all?
Speaker 3: He was so sick of my shit.
Speaker 2: I can't believe he's never heard of a pumpkin spice latte.
Speaker 2: He was like, A what now, it's the only season
Speaker 2: we have in Los Angeles? Is that the arrival of
Speaker 2: that beverete.
Speaker 3: That's the only way we know.
Speaker 2: Is it fall right now? Why do I want one?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: I think we want it to be fall now because
Speaker 1: things get got a little chillier.
Speaker 3: It's not so crazy crazy hot.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I uh. This morning I golfed very early and
Speaker 2: I was cool. It's like why did I wear shorts?
Speaker 2: It was a good feeling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can go long pants? Now?
Speaker 2: Will you forward me the tiny spoon and plate video?
Speaker 2: Because it almost you describing it. I can see it.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like like, yes, you will love it
Speaker 1: for that and for how seventies. It's like you're looking
Speaker 1: at this thing and you're like, h how old am
Speaker 1: I that this is what it used to be like
Speaker 1: compared to what it is now?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I need to see more of those, and I
Speaker 2: like the animated you're learning, but it's a cowboy talking
Speaker 2: about cheese for the dairy council.
Speaker 3: Bunchy three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Speaker 2: Eleven twelve, for a hunkah a snack a day, chunka
Speaker 2: because it won't throw my dinner. All that stuff and
Speaker 2: that when you bring them up, that's when you discover
Speaker 2: all of your friends are a decade or more younger,
Speaker 2: because they're like, what are you even talking about? It
Speaker 2: was a simpler time.
Speaker 3: Also, Yeah, we all.
Speaker 2: The cartoons wear a cheese commercial.
Speaker 1: We all watched one thing, one channel. I mean the
Speaker 1: unification around the media that we were consuming and enjoying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but thank god for public television. Yeah, same screen, Yeah,
Speaker 2: because it was it still holds up?
Speaker 3: Did we it? Really? The old one does?
Speaker 1: Did we ever talk about the Mister Rogers documentary?
Speaker 2: We talked about bathing the feet scene? Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: but we have talked about it and I did love it,
Speaker 2: and I need to watch it again because I think
Speaker 2: I was drawing or something and wasn't looking at the
Speaker 2: actual screen. I listened to TV shows like podcasts.
Speaker 3: Yeah I do that sometimes too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did it just popped in my head because
Speaker 1: I just realized I only watched the first third of it.
Speaker 3: And I was on a plane too.
Speaker 1: I think I was going to Hawaii maybe at the time,
Speaker 1: maybe going on a little vi ky But I started
Speaker 1: watching that thing and I started sobbing, like crying so
Speaker 1: hard that I couldn't not make noise, and I had
Speaker 1: to turn it off because I was making the men
Speaker 1: next to me uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Yeah, a lot of manners aired of a
Speaker 2: woman crying or I was entirely projecting onto him. But
Speaker 2: still you were you maybe grabbing his arms.
Speaker 3: I was wiping my nose with his beautiful Oxford shirt.
Speaker 1: What's the problem, sir, I said to him.
Speaker 2: You obviously aren't paying attention to the message in this
Speaker 2: segment from mister Rogers, which is about inclusivity.
Speaker 1: And loving your neighbor. Yeah, enough to wipe their nose.
Speaker 2: Would you be my neighbor and then blow your nose
Speaker 2: on his card again? I guess you're gonna need to
Speaker 2: put that one on a hanger.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, guess what we have.
Speaker 2: I know I was going to hand them what I
Speaker 2: thought was the gift card, but it's the key to
Speaker 2: your car way too. Much of a gift.
Speaker 3: Please don't spend that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we like how you wear. Karen didn't know what
Speaker 2: a pumpkin pie slate is.
Speaker 3: I think he's being coy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think we're going to get more information when
Speaker 1: we come up to this window.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Also a very explanatory nose ring or something anti
Speaker 2: he's against the system.
Speaker 1: What if he's amish When we pull up, Oh, I
Speaker 1: would love that. He's like, look, I'm outside the system.
Speaker 1: I'm asking you to explain what this thing is and
Speaker 1: I work here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the horse next to him. He's just got
Speaker 2: a horse that works.
Speaker 1: He's like, sorry, I have to get my horse a job.
Speaker 1: If I get a job, it's the Amish oath.
Speaker 2: This horse used to help make chimney mantles, but.
Speaker 1: Now he's just frothing milk with his hoofs very difficult,
Speaker 1: so hard.
Speaker 2: A lot of it is tiny work. Oh oh, I
Speaker 2: gotta see a horse makes something. We've seen elephants paint.
Speaker 2: Now here's horse makes a latte.
Speaker 3: And then swipes.
Speaker 1: If there's too much fom at the top of his tail,
Speaker 1: comes around and whips it off.
Speaker 2: That's that's how he makes the little leaf in the
Speaker 2: in the top of the foam. It's just dirty, dirty.
Speaker 1: Horse every time. And it's like, hey, could I get
Speaker 1: a different does? I realize it's fall, but I want
Speaker 1: a different design than this leaf. That's not a leaf. No,
Speaker 1: that's dirty horse too.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's not sentimon either. That's old shit dust.
Speaker 3: Enjoy it spicy.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I'm very excited to have one because I
Speaker 2: miss seasons and I really have been wanting to go home.
Speaker 2: I even want to go to like a football game.
Speaker 2: I just want there to be leaves.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're feeling like nostalgic for a season that hasn't
Speaker 1: been here in a while.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Makes I did not expect it a football to
Speaker 2: be part of it. I know you and I we
Speaker 2: both have a team. We're both like Niners people sort of.
Speaker 2: We require thanks to Lauren Cannon have our beautiful jerseys.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Lauren.
Speaker 2: I I don't I don't follow football. I do like
Speaker 2: the smell in the air and the feeling of being
Speaker 2: around my dad or my friend's dads. You just like dads, Yeah,
Speaker 2: dads and leaves.
Speaker 3: You're just like a golden retriever.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna go back to Montana for no reason,
Speaker 2: except as I never am there in the fall, and
Speaker 2: it's beautiful. It's it's like a calendar picture. There's red trees,
Speaker 2: there's orange trees, there's leaves everywhere. You wake up in
Speaker 2: the morning and ride a bike and your hands are
Speaker 2: uncomfortably cold, but it's fall, and so you excuse the
Speaker 2: borderline pain. Yeah, I miss it all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it makes sense.
Speaker 2: Every day here is just seventy five suicide Sonny, Sonny
Speaker 2: is that mine?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Oh cold?
Speaker 3: Your's this hot number? Thank you?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I know I was going out on a lamb.
Speaker 2: My throat felt thank you. I could wanted heat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you want fall.
Speaker 2: It makes perfect, I really do. I'm gonna go chase it.
Speaker 2: A lot of people were chasing summer, and that was
Speaker 2: going to be our goal not so long ago. But
Speaker 2: now I'm chasing fall. I'm gonna have a I think
Speaker 2: we did it.
Speaker 1: We wrapped it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, it.
Speaker 3: Was good summer.
Speaker 2: I just didn't do all the pick up each volleyball
Speaker 2: that I planned on.
Speaker 3: No no one ever does.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not it's not real, and I'm not very
Speaker 2: good at it. Frankly, well, it hurts my wrists. I
Speaker 2: think I'm hitting wrong. I just got put my thumbs
Speaker 2: together like I'm about to whistle with a blade of grass. Yes,
Speaker 2: and then the ball hits my little dainty wrists and
Speaker 2: it feels thank you, hit with a brick. Thank you? Okay,
Speaker 2: did you evaluate the cut of his jib? Why was
Speaker 2: he pretending not to know about this beverage?
Speaker 1: I think that he has dissociated from He's probably been
Speaker 1: at work.
Speaker 3: That's like hour seven and a half of an eight
Speaker 3: hour shift, and he's like, I'm just tired. I don't
Speaker 3: give a shit shit, you know.
Speaker 1: I think it was that vibe more than judgment or
Speaker 1: anything negative.
Speaker 2: This is sweet and delicious, is it? It's like hot
Speaker 2: ice cream?
Speaker 1: Can I say I've never had one of those?
Speaker 2: I said that? Okay? Yeah, do you want to sip
Speaker 2: of it a little bit? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Do you mind?
Speaker 2: No, feels so good on my cold source. Just kidding.
Speaker 2: That's an old bit. Sorry, since sixth grade, isn't it good? Yeah?
Speaker 1: It's I think I was picturing it. I think I
Speaker 1: imagine what I thought it tasted like this whole time,
Speaker 1: and it's different. Yeah, it's pretty spicy, like there's some
Speaker 1: there's some real all spicy. Yeah, pie tasted a whole
Speaker 1: lot of horse dirt.
Speaker 3: You can really taste the tail.
Speaker 1: I have to say, I knowed people came onto my
Speaker 1: Twitter to defend you and your love of coffee lemonade.
Speaker 3: They got in.
Speaker 2: There screenshots of menus.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is basically one person actually tried to
Speaker 1: insinuate that basically like that I was poor and had
Speaker 1: no taste because serving it.
Speaker 3: And this is just how I took it.
Speaker 1: They've been serving it at her cafe for years and
Speaker 1: everyone knew about it, and it was like a fancy
Speaker 1: thing that fancy people liked.
Speaker 2: Well, in your defense and not in mind, I'd never
Speaker 2: heard of it. I thought I was inventing it. And
Speaker 2: I don't think the official version is just straight up
Speaker 2: lemonade with coffee. I think they probably put a pomp
Speaker 2: of sweet stuff in there, because for sure it didn't
Speaker 2: taste as good as I thought it would.
Speaker 1: Well. Also, I think one person, the one I'm projecting
Speaker 1: onto for no reason and my apologies, they gave us
Speaker 1: a recipe and part of the recipe was literally like
Speaker 1: five tablespoons of sugar to make the lemonade. I was like, well, there.
Speaker 2: You have it. Yeah, that's the key. Yeah, anytime you're,
Speaker 2: you know, on some porch down south and there's big
Speaker 2: fans and some nice I don't know. Sometimes I'm in
Speaker 2: this situation where you get where you get sweet tea
Speaker 2: or lemonade.
Speaker 3: When's the last time that happened?
Speaker 2: Oh well, I spent five years in Texas. I'm surprised
Speaker 2: y'all all forgot that. And so much sugar is used
Speaker 2: for sweet tea, like seven cups for a picture. Really well,
Speaker 2: of course this is good. My mother would not allow.
Speaker 2: I'm come from a house of carib chips.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: How would you tell the difference between that and hummingbird food?
Speaker 2: Exactly?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the same.
Speaker 2: It is. Uh every sorry, every time I see a
Speaker 2: bike that looks like my stolen bike, I look at
Speaker 2: it like, pee wee, Hermann, that was not my bike,
Speaker 2: but I did get stolen, and I often see did you.
Speaker 1: Chain it up out in front and leave it on
Speaker 1: the sidewalk.
Speaker 2: In front of my favorite magic shop?
Speaker 1: I love no pee weee.
Speaker 2: My favorite part about that scene is that as he's
Speaker 2: pulling the cartoonishly long chain, they left the frame so
Speaker 2: you could see it below. Yes, the box on the bike.
Speaker 1: I thought I was such a genius when I saw
Speaker 1: that and I was like, oh, they made a mistake,
Speaker 1: and it's like, do you really think that Tim Burton,
Speaker 1: mister details right, it is just going to be like whoops.
Speaker 2: A lot of people don't know that one that that
Speaker 2: was co written by. Are the favorite everyone's favorite SNL
Speaker 2: person whose name I'm forgetting.
Speaker 3: Al Franken Uh.
Speaker 2: He was murdered. Yes, yes, am I forgetting his name.
Speaker 2: He's the best.
Speaker 1: Because you're trying to think of it right, right, Yes,
Speaker 1: we just stopped for one second.
Speaker 2: And yes, are you going through the alphabet?
Speaker 3: I know it. I love this man.
Speaker 2: It's me. It's the retrograde. Thank you.
Speaker 3: I was just in a full panic of life.
Speaker 2: I know you're a fraud. No, I we both worry
Speaker 2: about our brains and their gradual demise. But he wrote
Speaker 2: with Paul Rubbins, yeah that movie.
Speaker 3: Because they were from the Groundlings together.
Speaker 2: And oh really groundlings.
Speaker 1: They were groundlings and so this was just a lucky thing.
Speaker 1: But my aunt Kathleen used to have HBO and a
Speaker 1: VCR where she would tape things off of the TV,
Speaker 1: and so she would tape stuff that she thought we
Speaker 1: would like well and also her kids obviously, but us too.
Speaker 1: So we would, so she would take like comedy specials
Speaker 1: a lot, like I remember watching the Bill Cosby.
Speaker 3: I think it was himself, the one where there's just
Speaker 3: a chair.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that brown suit.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. We all watched that as like a big
Speaker 1: family together. And then pee Wee Herman had a stage
Speaker 1: show and did have you ever seen the Pee Wee
Speaker 1: Hermon Live Show?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Because I think they did it at the Groundlings.
Speaker 1: But it was like it, you know, with HBO or whatever,
Speaker 1: and Phil Hartman plays Captain Carl and he's like, basically
Speaker 1: I knew that he wrote with Peter Herman because I
Speaker 1: saw that he was listed as like the co writer
Speaker 1: with him in that Okay, and it's it is so funny.
Speaker 1: I've seen clips like recently and it completely holds up.
Speaker 2: It's so funny. I gotta see it because there are
Speaker 2: lost bizarre HBO specials. There's one with Martin Short where
Speaker 2: he's a picket fence in his arms are these forty
Speaker 2: feet of picket fence and he's just singing about being
Speaker 2: a fence. It's the most that's not real. No, it's
Speaker 2: just a segment of it. And then he does ed Grimley,
Speaker 2: which was never my favorite but he it is bizarre HBO.
Speaker 2: You I mean they gave like eighteen of them to
Speaker 2: the guy Gallagher. You know. It's yes that it was
Speaker 2: a big It was a big deal. And I also
Speaker 2: watched them because when we had HBO, which meant and
Speaker 2: my dad is an honest man, but occasionally he would
Speaker 2: climb up the pole in the backyard and up HBO.
Speaker 2: I don't know how he knew how to do that.
Speaker 2: He was an alignment and you couldn't just look it
Speaker 2: up on the internet, but he we sometimes would have HBO.
Speaker 2: He would hate that. I'm because he's very honest, but
Speaker 2: he would do that illateal well.
Speaker 1: It was super expensive. Yeah, and like we didn't have
Speaker 1: cable TV. I've complained about this a million times on
Speaker 1: this podcast, but we didn't have We literally got three
Speaker 1: channels until I was like sixteen.
Speaker 2: All there was, yeah, three channels and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we didn't even have like but there's so many
Speaker 1: people that we knew, family and friends that got cable TV.
Speaker 3: It was no big deal.
Speaker 1: And my dad's big excuse was, nah, we have that
Speaker 1: at the firehouse.
Speaker 3: You won't like it. Just like us, test us and
Speaker 3: see if we'll like it.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he had previewed all of cable for us and
Speaker 1: decided it wouldn't be up to snuff for.
Speaker 2: Us because they didn't have backdraft. Well, all the firemen
Speaker 2: have gotten together and decided you will.
Speaker 3: Not like films down.
Speaker 2: Yes, will you see your dad when you go to
Speaker 2: the I've been thinking about this, this ball that you're
Speaker 2: going to. It's a ball, right, it is not, but
Speaker 2: you have to dress nice.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's a fundraisers what it is.
Speaker 2: And then they throw this rock and roll theme in there.
Speaker 3: But you don't have to dress to the theme.
Speaker 2: Well apparently I do. What if you wore one of
Speaker 2: your black nice dresses and on the back just had
Speaker 2: a cut out from a Metallica shirt pin, like, because
Speaker 2: that's a real punk rock and you're still going to
Speaker 2: be dressed to the nines, but you just have that one.
Speaker 3: Little hay Yeah, rock and roll, you.
Speaker 2: Doesn't have to be Metallicata.
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say, like fuck Queen Elizabeth
Speaker 1: or something like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that kind of punk rock. Yeah, that should
Speaker 2: be more punk rock.
Speaker 1: You're right, But I was thinking I could wear one
Speaker 1: of my thousands of plain black dresses that I've worn
Speaker 1: on stage, but then wear a real skinny black tie
Speaker 1: like I'm.
Speaker 3: In the neck.
Speaker 2: Oh that I like that.
Speaker 1: But my sister said no, she could be steering me
Speaker 1: wrong because she doesn't want to dress to the rock
Speaker 1: and roll theme.
Speaker 3: But she's like, just something nice. It's like you're going
Speaker 3: to a cocktail bar.
Speaker 2: So the theme is just their warning you what kind
Speaker 2: of music they're going to be playing.
Speaker 3: I think so.
Speaker 2: Or you could wear a white wedding dress and smear
Speaker 2: your mask, eara like Cortney Bob, You're still hey, I'm
Speaker 2: still dressed nice.
Speaker 3: You can't say I don't have a dress on.
Speaker 2: You could wear a prom dress and cover yourself in blood. Yes,
Speaker 2: that's not really rock and roll. That's horror.
Speaker 3: It's a different genre for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Carrie.
Speaker 1: But as we spitball, let's just not say no to
Speaker 1: any idea. Let's just let it all. Let's let them
Speaker 1: walk about.
Speaker 2: I think something. You gotta do something. I mean, I'm
Speaker 2: excited for your fancy party.
Speaker 3: I am too.
Speaker 1: I my sister this morning. So my sister calls me
Speaker 1: every morning on her way to work, and truly she'll
Speaker 1: be like, so, what's up, and I'm like, I literally
Speaker 1: talked to you yesterday. There's not one update I have
Speaker 1: for you. But she just does it because she's like
Speaker 1: filling time on.
Speaker 3: Her drive to work.
Speaker 1: And we always figure out, we always figure out stuff
Speaker 1: to talk about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's nice, but like we do, right, Yeah, I
Speaker 2: didn't have anything today.
Speaker 3: Little did you know?
Speaker 2: We're filling time like motherfucker?
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, rock and roll.
Speaker 2: I gotta say I like that it's gray on one side.
Speaker 1: I mean that is the definition of rock and roll.
Speaker 1: Did that guy pass me like I'm going too slow?
Speaker 1: I'm going perfectly thirty. He just wanted to bury the
Speaker 1: needle a little.
Speaker 2: He's got a charger, a Dodge charger and and and
Speaker 2: it's black, but it's got blood splatter all over it.
Speaker 3: I mean, this guy is up for whatever.
Speaker 2: You should wear that to the rock and roll party.
Speaker 1: I'm this car from my neighborhood.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't have time to explain.
Speaker 3: Listen, you do you fireman?
Speaker 2: Like HBO?
Speaker 3: Rock and roll is a vibe God.
Speaker 2: Save the Queen. Uh, sorry, your sister, even though you
Speaker 2: don't have stuff to talk about.
Speaker 1: And then I interrupted, What if I made you repeat
Speaker 1: the entire thing that I said?
Speaker 2: We were talking and it turns out you did have
Speaker 2: something to talk about, and it was.
Speaker 3: And it was.
Speaker 1: I was trying to get her to tell me what
Speaker 1: this party is like, because I have no idea, and
Speaker 1: she's like, it's just that ever, and she was like
Speaker 1: in a bad mood, and I was like, hey, you
Speaker 1: called me, so like, let's get this thing going. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to have some fun. You here's a little scapism
Speaker 1: on your way to work.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then I, slowly but surely was I had
Speaker 1: to drag it out of it first.
Speaker 3: Yes, what's going on.
Speaker 2: It's a cool creature girl. I like it.
Speaker 3: This is truly the Barbie era.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 1: I I.
Speaker 2: She was looking at my face and I looked at
Speaker 2: the car and said I like it enunciated enough so
Speaker 2: she could read my lips.
Speaker 3: Oh good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the kind of neighbor I am.
Speaker 3: Nice job.
Speaker 2: She will blow my nose on your sleeve, that's for sure.
Speaker 3: Here's what I want.
Speaker 1: I want her to heal the fuck out when this
Speaker 1: light turns green.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's see.
Speaker 2: I bet you will.
Speaker 1: She's going for it on a Thursday in Burbank. That's
Speaker 1: all I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I know, I never go for it anymore. Why am
Speaker 2: I confronted by her freedom?
Speaker 3: She must be on the way to the drag races.
Speaker 2: Oh my, have I talked to you about the trailer
Speaker 2: races at And I'm not sure if the raceway, but
Speaker 2: it is. There's a demolition derby. Some of the cars
Speaker 2: play soccer and the soccer ball is made of propane
Speaker 2: tanks welded together. It's a giant metal ball and they
Speaker 2: slam into it and get it into goals, and the
Speaker 2: officials are sheriff cars. All the cars are smashing in
Speaker 2: each other.
Speaker 3: And there's also Winnebago. When you say there's there's.
Speaker 2: Like yes, yeah, with that are furnished and have they
Speaker 2: when they got smashed through there was mattresses and old
Speaker 2: clothing flying everywhere, and I it was, oh, that's scary.
Speaker 2: I Uh. There was a person getting out of their
Speaker 2: car with much fanfare and almost got murdered by our
Speaker 2: new friend. Uh. We all were laughing so hard, yes,
Speaker 2: and even like the motorsports fans with NASCAR hats and everything.
Speaker 2: Everyone was just laughing. And I did not know that
Speaker 2: it's a comedy show well, because it's just utter destruction, right, yeah,
Speaker 2: And it makes you laugh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I bet kind of. I bet.
Speaker 1: I bet a lot of people laugh at monster truck
Speaker 1: rallies too, mm hmm, for the same reason I didn't.
Speaker 2: And I think probably wrestling is that way too. There's
Speaker 2: some it's yes, well, now someone's got to pick a
Speaker 2: fight with me, but it won't be a real fight.
Speaker 2: There's like the there's uh you know, ah theatrix to
Speaker 2: it for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think any wrestling fan could deny that.
Speaker 2: Right. The theatrics, yes, that word pbably what or them?
Speaker 1: I like theater, that's right, you know the Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: the same word.
Speaker 2: Even theatrics, you know, like theater, trance.
Speaker 1: Oh, jojo siwa studio.
Speaker 2: Oh, we gotta go, gotta go.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever talked to you about this,
Speaker 1: but long ago, I think I was probably in a
Speaker 1: hotel room trying to kill time in some way. I
Speaker 1: watched the documentary about the wrestler Mankind.
Speaker 3: Did you ever see that?
Speaker 2: No? And he was like, I'm familiar with him.
Speaker 1: He's you are from my childhood, right, And he had
Speaker 1: to quit wrestling because he was like getting hit over
Speaker 1: the head and like was really sustaining real damage from
Speaker 1: the fighting and the matches that he was doing.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that hard is a hardcore I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: They it's light bulbs and landing on tack and see
Speaker 2: how many chairs you can have broken over your head
Speaker 2: every Wednesday. Like it's actually that is real.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this seemed very real and her his wife was
Speaker 1: like crying and stuff. It all was like it made
Speaker 1: me go, oh my god. I had no idea anything
Speaker 1: about wrestling.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, me either. I didn't and it wasn't until
Speaker 2: I was in the ring with some Lucha Libra guys
Speaker 2: for a TV show. I was like, yeah, I'll let
Speaker 2: them throw me around. It's fine. I fall on a
Speaker 2: skateboard on cement. What are they going to do? It's
Speaker 2: a padded matt right, No, I was. I thought about
Speaker 2: going to get a neck brace from one of those
Speaker 2: medical supply stores because they because I wanted it to
Speaker 2: look funny. So I had them double team me and
Speaker 2: throw me against the ropes and then I came back
Speaker 2: and I'm like, and then clothes line me, but they slapped.
Speaker 2: I had a handprint on my hand that stayed there
Speaker 2: for well over a week. It did look good on camera,
Speaker 2: and I wanted it to look good, but it was.
Speaker 2: It was the same as I got beat up. I
Speaker 2: just didn't get punched in the face. That's the only difference.
Speaker 1: It's really highly professional view to have made that choice.
Speaker 2: I think that week I thought I was going to
Speaker 2: get fired or something. Something drove me to that, yeah.
Speaker 1: Because it really sounds like the kind of thing you
Speaker 1: would be very mad about once it was over.
Speaker 2: I was a very good segment producer. I would go,
Speaker 2: I got a tattoo. That's the reason I have a
Speaker 2: dumb tattoo of a corn dog on my or it's
Speaker 2: a band aid, but it is ugly, and I knew
Speaker 2: it was going to be there forever. But I'm like,
Speaker 2: that will this segment will be great if I really
Speaker 2: am getting a tattoo.
Speaker 1: You were like, I have to give this to fuel.
Speaker 2: Yeah. They And then the day it all got canceled,
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god, but I have this tattoo forever.
Speaker 2: You guys aren't even going to be a network anymore.
Speaker 2: Like my story about there's so much validity is taken away.
Speaker 2: It was under the Fox Sports umbrella. No one remembers
Speaker 2: this damn corn dog.
Speaker 3: Damn it, this symbolic corn.
Speaker 2: Dog yeah, I'm thinking it getting it fixed. Well, I
Speaker 2: can't get it covered. I just I might as well
Speaker 2: just embrace it and add a little calamine lotion pink
Speaker 2: to it so it's like looks like a band aid again,
Speaker 2: because that's what it is.
Speaker 3: It started as a band aid and.
Speaker 2: It has a hot dog and I just I don't
Speaker 2: wear shorts. Now I've realized as I get older, I'm
Speaker 2: like kind of embarrassed by this mistake I made.
Speaker 1: Oh, you don't wear shorts because wait, at the beginning
Speaker 1: of this podcast recording, you said you were wearing shorts.
Speaker 3: Well, I hate to confront you like this.
Speaker 2: There are shorts and there are wearing shorts without socks.
Speaker 2: If I wear shorts, I have to wear.
Speaker 1: Socks to cover a tall sock.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're middling it. Really just it just can't be
Speaker 2: one of those, you know, cheerleader socks with a pomp
Speaker 2: palm on back that's good, or that length. Tried a
Speaker 2: sock what's it called invisible socks?
Speaker 3: Invisible sock?
Speaker 2: Yes, I can't, and I do have a lot of
Speaker 2: invisible socks. I'll be wearing them. I'm like, let me
Speaker 2: quickly change into shorts, and I forget and there's the
Speaker 2: just horrible tattoo. It's so embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been bullied on the golf course because
Speaker 1: of your tattoo?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: I I have not.
Speaker 3: Revealed it to anyone, not even Vince Abril.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: I don't think Vince has seen No, I haven't. I
Speaker 2: do show it, but yeah, it's there's really no rhyme
Speaker 2: or reason when I pull it out, but it does
Speaker 2: always get a laugh because a band aid is you know,
Speaker 2: if you drew a band aid there you draw the
Speaker 2: little square in the middle where underneath is the actual
Speaker 2: pad sure for the wound, and that line it makes
Speaker 2: a perfect like it looks when it's peaking above my sock. Well,
Speaker 2: I'll just show you it. Nothing looks more than like
Speaker 2: a penis. That is just a penis.
Speaker 1: See that I do?
Speaker 2: And yeah, so that gets the laughing laugh I did laugh.
Speaker 3: All you need to do? Can I make a suggestion
Speaker 3: for this fix?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Just go get a tattoo.
Speaker 1: Of a little short, little line at the top and
Speaker 1: then it is a penis and now you're done.
Speaker 2: What if and I love that idea?
Speaker 3: Okay, good good?
Speaker 2: What if I just do a little squirt of mustard
Speaker 2: on it? And then it's a little corn dog. You'd
Speaker 2: rather there be a severed penis on my and a
Speaker 2: fried food.
Speaker 1: I'm saying for the maximum impact of pulling your sock
Speaker 1: down like you just did.
Speaker 2: Right, Oh, I might, you're right, but wait, you're right.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you're saying. Sweet, switch from a band aid
Speaker 1: to a corn dog.
Speaker 2: Right, put a little stick at the bottom, A little
Speaker 2: bottle of frenches on my shin. That's way better squirting
Speaker 2: on there.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 2: I always I always want to get a tattoo on
Speaker 2: my hip of a toaster and then flying up on
Speaker 2: my shoulders buttered toast. I do like the idea of it.
Speaker 3: That's Greg parents.
Speaker 1: You can't steal greg parents tattoo.
Speaker 2: There's no way that he has that tattoo.
Speaker 1: Well, he has a toaster, for sure, does he? Yes?
Speaker 3: Infamously.
Speaker 2: I didn't know it was famous or infamous.
Speaker 3: I talk about it.
Speaker 2: Doesn't shoot buttery toast across his chest. That's see, mine's
Speaker 2: an action I like. I like tattoos with a like
Speaker 2: a before and after a full body story, a lawn
Speaker 2: mowerre going across your pubic area. I've always wanted these things.
Speaker 2: Thank god I got none of them, but I do
Speaker 2: like the story that's being told. Yeah, and then every
Speaker 2: there you have to mow that. Yeah, you get it,
Speaker 2: you get it. I'm not here to be dirty. It's
Speaker 2: a funny idea. It still makes me laugh.
Speaker 1: I feel like those those I mean, it is good
Speaker 1: and those are the those are I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: those are the podcasts. Those are the tattoos that really
Speaker 1: showed that people are like, yeah, this is for show,
Speaker 1: It's for the audience that's going to consume it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is that matters. That's good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just uh, there was I don't like jokes.
Speaker 2: Tall Yeah, he is obscenely offensively. Where are we God,
Speaker 2: Tall Town? I got There was a guy that said,
Speaker 2: do you want to see my tattoo in Austin And
Speaker 2: he just had a tattoo of air Baby Village has
Speaker 2: from Fantasy Oh his whole.
Speaker 3: Face, just a little guy with the would you be
Speaker 3: doing with.
Speaker 2: The white suit from Fantasy Island? Who his name was
Speaker 2: Tattoo right, So it's like, oh, but there's no way
Speaker 2: he ever got a big laugh. It was just a
Speaker 2: oh you got me.
Speaker 1: It's a thinker, yes, And I literally Fantasy Island was
Speaker 1: appointment television for us, it went love Boat Fantasy Island,
Speaker 1: and we were there for the whole block.
Speaker 2: Well it's another Yeah, there is nowhere to be. Those
Speaker 2: shows held you captive. True, there was no way around it.
Speaker 1: I mean there was one boat. There was a show
Speaker 1: about a boat where people fell in love. Yes, great
Speaker 1: job Aaron Spelling and everybody. And then there was and
Speaker 1: then the show that followed that up. You can't beat
Speaker 1: that show. Hold on, what if there's an island where
Speaker 1: any idea that you have can happen? Goodbye, You're done.
Speaker 3: For the night.
Speaker 2: I when I try and think of that show, I
Speaker 2: just think about him saying fine Corinthian leather, and that's
Speaker 2: a Renault Alliance commercial.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 2: So I don't know that I ever want Fantasy Island.
Speaker 2: Maybe I had to go to bed.
Speaker 3: Oh you couldn't.
Speaker 2: My parents only let me watch logical television.
Speaker 1: No fantasy, no fantasy please. Yeah, but no one ever
Speaker 1: explained where the fantasy power was coming from.
Speaker 3: That I can remember. Actually, I'm going to google that
Speaker 3: when I get home.
Speaker 2: It's an interesting thing that even movies get away with.
Speaker 2: Now you're just supposed to excuse it as Oh, it's
Speaker 2: just magical for whatever.
Speaker 1: Because you named it's not a curse the magic, it's
Speaker 1: Smiths or whatever.
Speaker 3: Trying to parallel fantasy island badly.
Speaker 2: Oh it's great. I forgot about as a landform, water form,
Speaker 2: land and water.
Speaker 1: I think it's just.
Speaker 3: Land, right, I don't know. It's like a like a jetty.
Speaker 2: Oh so see it wasn't bad. I just didn't get it.
Speaker 2: I liked it.
Speaker 3: Another fancy ass car is that a Bentley?
Speaker 2: I mean that is famously a sports car Bentley.
Speaker 1: We saw yesterday, and Maybach I think of Bentley and
Speaker 1: another like one of those big, blocky, crazily.
Speaker 2: Expensive Retrograde is making people blurt things they shouldn't say,
Speaker 2: faint and buy cars they can't afford.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: We've got to get these moons in order.
Speaker 1: Come well, we have to just make it till tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Oh really, and then things are going.
Speaker 3: To get way better.
Speaker 2: Is that why I got the spicy latte for the
Speaker 2: first time?
Speaker 3: Yep, you are ready.
Speaker 1: You're introducing and you're manifesting a new era, and that
Speaker 1: era which is going to be your fall era, your
Speaker 1: Pumpkin spice latte era, your Taylor Swift era, your villain era. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're just gonna do it, and you get to do it,
Speaker 1: and you're just you're gonna believe and achieve.
Speaker 2: I am, this is, this is I am. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: do things this season.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: I decided that a while back. Great, I'm making changes.
Speaker 2: I'm going to be more motivated. I've been waking up earlier.
Speaker 2: It's a big thing for me.
Speaker 3: And what do you do? First thing? Get up jumping?
Speaker 2: First thing is just get up. I do light calisthetics. Sure,
Speaker 2: I've started taking you know, healthy pills that require you
Speaker 2: to then do something active. Otherwise you've just taken a
Speaker 2: bunch of protein for no reason. Oh right, yeah, sure,
Speaker 2: so that holds me accountable. Okay, take that pill. I
Speaker 2: have it by my bed. It's just a little thing
Speaker 2: like I gotta behaviorally. Yeah, and I'm gonna start tiktoking
Speaker 2: and and because I that was one thing last night
Speaker 2: seeing this band that was I don't even know if
Speaker 2: they were enjoying it, but they're like, I guess we
Speaker 2: got to go on tour. I looked up the guy
Speaker 2: a little bit. He's got a day job. But now
Speaker 2: this song was you know, four hundred million people, yes,
Speaker 2: even on Spotify. I listened to this this guy's song.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how it's going these days. But people associate it.
Speaker 1: It's not like, oh I heard it on the race
Speaker 1: or my older brother lent me his LP like it
Speaker 1: used to be. Now it's like the song is it
Speaker 1: almost like the songs have meaning. So if you have
Speaker 1: a video and then this one song starts, you know
Speaker 1: the video is going to be a blank.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's really an interesting it's like its own sub language
Speaker 1: kind of thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I just started a piece of the song on
Speaker 2: there and I was like that, I love that song
Speaker 2: and I listened to it all the time, but it
Speaker 2: is the one. Nothing else really stood out to me
Speaker 2: at this show. But the whole album of from like
Speaker 2: twenty ten, it was that whole Hey, everyone knows who
Speaker 2: Kate Bush is now because those stranger things, right, And
Speaker 2: who's who's the guy that didn't know that that he
Speaker 2: was a well known guitar player and they found him
Speaker 2: and he didn't.
Speaker 3: Know there was Sugarman searching for Sugarment.
Speaker 2: I didn't watch that, So that's either that was a
Speaker 2: jumble of incoherency or the bomb that reggae artist Jamaican
Speaker 2: ninety that she didn't know her song was huge, she
Speaker 2: was getting no residuals, and then she saw it in
Speaker 2: a commercial for like Jockey underwear or something.
Speaker 3: You mean, the one that's sampled on Lauren Hill or one.
Speaker 2: From TikTok No. This this a few years ago, in
Speaker 2: like the nineties. She didn't realize this song she had
Speaker 2: done in the late seventies or early eighties was so
Speaker 2: huge in America and she got millions in residuals. It's
Speaker 2: like a happy story.
Speaker 1: Oh great, Just so you know, the nineties were twenty
Speaker 1: five plus years ago.
Speaker 2: Isn't it, justy?
Speaker 3: Just f y?
Speaker 2: I did I just say a couple of years A
Speaker 2: couple of years ago.
Speaker 1: I think of it in the exact same way.
Speaker 2: It's so interesting decades. Oh god, it's because we don't
Speaker 2: have fall here.
Speaker 3: Yep, that's it.
Speaker 2: It's racing by. Or is it that just happens when
Speaker 2: you get a little older.
Speaker 1: I think it happens when you get older. But I
Speaker 1: do think the time, the way time is passing and such.
Speaker 1: There's no difference within ourselves. The only difference you can
Speaker 1: clock is outside, and it's the way other people are acting.
Speaker 1: So you're like, well, this makes no sense, you know,
Speaker 1: what I mean, and it's instead it's like these people
Speaker 1: at this show where it's like most of the people
Speaker 1: there were probably nineteen, right, if they're big TikTok people.
Speaker 2: There was, I would say everyone's younger than me. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's a lot of people know well. But
Speaker 3: I guess my point is is.
Speaker 1: There's some people who like, because of quarantine, maybe they
Speaker 1: should have started going to live shows when they were,
Speaker 1: say seventeen, right, And now they're twenty, and they're just
Speaker 1: kind of like, I don't.
Speaker 2: Know, I've been playing Worlds of Warcraft. That's the only
Speaker 2: video game I could think of be happy. I didn't
Speaker 2: say night Bike, okay, and now they're yeah. I all
Speaker 2: that aside. Though everyone was acting crazy last night, I
Speaker 2: could really tell it wasn't just these are young people
Speaker 2: or they're not used to being out. I think it
Speaker 2: was the goddamn moon.
Speaker 1: I wonder I would love to see it and cut
Speaker 1: to you in the middle of this crowd, and there
Speaker 1: are probably like gigantic influencers in that crowd, and that's
Speaker 1: why everyone was showing off.
Speaker 2: Is that. Yeah, A lot of people were doing their
Speaker 2: hair with their phone named at them. They were in
Speaker 2: the middle of making. Yeah, I was.
Speaker 1: Surrounded by employees.
Speaker 2: Yeah it was. It was also just a weird night,
Speaker 2: it was. It was. What it was is a concert
Speaker 2: that wasn't filled with music fans. It was filled with
Speaker 2: people that from that place on their phone.
Speaker 1: And who are the stars of their own movie? Which,
Speaker 1: you know, being kids from the seventies and eighties, we
Speaker 1: were not only not allowed to the stars are a movie.
Speaker 3: Nobody ever picked.
Speaker 1: Us up from school.
Speaker 2: So right, all.
Speaker 1: Of this is very foreign and very it's just kind
Speaker 1: of like, what the fuck is this? But there they
Speaker 1: Truly this is generation upon generation of kids who are like,
Speaker 1: sure you can wear your tutu to the grocery store.
Speaker 1: Sure you can. You should start playing the recorder anytime
Speaker 1: you feel like.
Speaker 2: Yes, cowboy boots, go with football pants.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'll support whatever you want.
Speaker 2: You're right? How did I get home? I've never been
Speaker 2: on a school bus. My parents weren't work till five. Yes,
Speaker 2: how did I get home?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 3: You meandered home?
Speaker 2: What did I eat?
Speaker 3: Whatever?
Speaker 2: I have lunch money?
Speaker 1: You stole out of your mom's purse like we all did.
Speaker 2: I did. I robbed your blind.
Speaker 1: My mom would always be like, you girls are you're
Speaker 1: taking the money out of my wallet.
Speaker 3: I was just like, yes, yes, you left it there.
Speaker 2: My favorite thing to do. I'd probably have mentioned this,
Speaker 2: but my when I pretended I was in a movie
Speaker 2: or acted things out, it was always the end of
Speaker 2: a movie and I would pretend to be dead and
Speaker 2: the credits were rolling. That's what I imagine, So I'd
Speaker 2: do my best. I'm alone by the way, I just
Speaker 2: would close my eyes and pretend I was dead, and
Speaker 2: then the credits would roll. Isn't that a dark That's
Speaker 2: pretty dark. I guess I was playing, though I didn't
Speaker 2: want to be dead, you know.
Speaker 1: Right, and you were playing being in a movie, but
Speaker 1: dead like that's what movies end.
Speaker 2: I was acting, Yeah, yes, how well. I wasn't a
Speaker 2: good writer at the time. Oh yes, I thought a
Speaker 2: story ended with someone dying.
Speaker 1: I mean it does for that person.
Speaker 2: All my writing was from the incredible hol Kan Dukes
Speaker 2: of Hazard. Someone has to Go Down.
Speaker 1: It sounds like someone needed a little fantasy island in.
Speaker 2: His life, and that is the game my sister and
Speaker 2: I played. We did not have toys. I would act
Speaker 2: like David Banner, a normal man, and my sister would
Speaker 2: antagonize me in the whole and then I turned to
Speaker 2: the Hulk.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I had assured that I would rip and then I
Speaker 2: would be the Hulk. Yeah, and throw. It was mostly pillows.
Speaker 1: One of the great games my sister and I used
Speaker 1: to do a parallel game from Little House on the Prairie.
Speaker 1: You might remember in season like roughly four, she push.
Speaker 2: You out of a wagon until you were blind.
Speaker 3: No, that was your combining.
Speaker 1: Nelly's faking being paralyzed with Mary.
Speaker 2: She faked it.
Speaker 1: She faked it.
Speaker 3: That's why Laura pushed her out of that wheelchair.
Speaker 2: What's there was a character that was blind.
Speaker 3: Though, Mary.
Speaker 1: This is what I'm telling you. So we used to
Speaker 1: do my sister and I when red hair, Yeah, she's good.
Speaker 3: She's still having a fun summer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that girl that's fall, that's fall colors.
Speaker 1: And also not very many people can pull off a
Speaker 1: truly scarlet red hair, and she's killing it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she really is.
Speaker 3: I bet she's an actress or some sort of model.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think she gets she makes a living off
Speaker 2: that hair, and I.
Speaker 1: Bet I hope. So when we would go shopping with
Speaker 1: my mom or have to do something boring, we would
Speaker 1: go and my sister pretend to be my guide and
Speaker 1: I would pretend to be blind.
Speaker 2: Oh that's at the time was lighthearted.
Speaker 1: It was, and it was only because we were obsessed
Speaker 1: with Little House in the Prairian.
Speaker 3: That's what happened to me.
Speaker 1: So I would just mimic what Mary was doing on
Speaker 1: the TV show. We didn't mean it disrespectfully or to
Speaker 1: make light. I literally was like, look at how good
Speaker 1: of an actress I am, because I'm going to convince
Speaker 1: people in Mervin's as we're shopping that I am actually
Speaker 1: blind instead of just a child looking at the.
Speaker 2: Ceiling, you know, to glance back and forth above someone's
Speaker 2: head to look off. No, a lot of bad actors
Speaker 2: do that. Well, let me look over here, you know
Speaker 2: where the sounds coming from.
Speaker 1: Yeah, actually better than cited people usually. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: would do a lot of I just stared up at
Speaker 1: the ceiling kind of. It wasn't refined, but it definitely
Speaker 1: was re enacting the show you watched the night before, right,
Speaker 1: was a way of.
Speaker 2: Playing yeah totally, And I would actually say, my sister,
Speaker 2: can we please play Incredible Hulk? And it was just
Speaker 2: that same singing over and over. Make me mad, I
Speaker 2: pretend to get mad. I hit you a little too
Speaker 2: hard with a pillow. It's okay because you're six years older.
Speaker 2: It's funny. I guess the beginning of Little House they
Speaker 2: I think they show a montage of things that have happened,
Speaker 2: and there is a girl flying out of a wagon.
Speaker 2: It's actually pretty.
Speaker 1: It's Nellie Olsen.
Speaker 2: It's traumatic and violent. The whole show is a snooze fast.
Speaker 2: It's just them eating porridge. I don't a lot of
Speaker 2: first of all, And secondly, was there fights and guns?
Speaker 1: Yes. Nellie Olsen was Laura Ingall's bully at school, and
Speaker 1: she was the rich girl and she can't talk like this.
Speaker 1: Laura come over to my house.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, everyone hat blew and bonnets and she.
Speaker 1: Was like she was bonnety and she had sausage curls
Speaker 1: and she does. The actress that played her does stand
Speaker 1: up comedy.
Speaker 2: Now really yeah.
Speaker 1: Or did before COVID I did at some point. But
Speaker 1: so there was an episode where she fell down and
Speaker 1: got a bunch of attention Nellie Olsenden. I can't remember
Speaker 1: what got her there, but it was like she was
Speaker 1: getting a lot of attention from the doctor and then
Speaker 1: she decided to pretend she was paralyzed. So the doctor
Speaker 1: came and put like needles in her feet and she
Speaker 1: didn't flinch, and she did it on purpose. And then
Speaker 1: she was in a wheelchair and then she was like, Laura,
Speaker 1: you have to push me up this hill. And basically
Speaker 1: Laura figured out that Nellie was faking it, so she
Speaker 1: pushed her up this big, huge hill and then pushed
Speaker 1: and then she was like, good luck, Nellie, and then
Speaker 1: pushed her down the hill and she went. She flew
Speaker 1: down this hill and into a pond, and then of
Speaker 1: course stood up and was like, Laura, you got me
Speaker 1: all wet. And then everyone saw that she'd faking.
Speaker 2: Do they show her flying to the pond like in
Speaker 2: Mac and Me, the first movie we ever watched together.
Speaker 2: It's all coming back to me what you're talking about. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I just didn't it wasn't a big little house guy.
Speaker 3: Oh well, because yeah, that was a very Merls show.
Speaker 2: I love. Uh you know Michael Landon in it. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: it's Merlin Nelson in it.
Speaker 3: He was the dad Michael Landon.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, of course I watched it.
Speaker 1: And he was pan ma. I mean it was the best, uh,
Speaker 1: And of course it was I think an hour long
Speaker 1: and halfway through every time, my sister and I would
Speaker 1: be sobbing because there's always something sad on the prairie,
Speaker 1: and my dad would come in and do the same
Speaker 1: bit I've told you this.
Speaker 3: We would come in and go.
Speaker 1: Oh, no, you girls are too sad, we have to
Speaker 1: turn it off, and he would go like touch the
Speaker 1: TV to turn it off, and then we'd go even crazier.
Speaker 1: So it's like, we thought we were sad about this
Speaker 1: over here, and now you're threatening our very existence, like.
Speaker 2: You're going to turn this to it's a diversionary. Yeah,
Speaker 2: well I only require you. I allow you to get
Speaker 2: sad about real things.
Speaker 1: But that was it was actually in retrospect, a hilarious joke,
Speaker 1: or like two little girls sitting in the liv room
Speaker 1: like and he's like, oh, you can't watch this anymore.
Speaker 1: It's too sad, making us fucking lose our mind on purpose.
Speaker 2: Uh, dad bits, dad lits. I like dad bits.
Speaker 1: But they wouldn't do a dad bit like that these
Speaker 1: days because it would be disrespectful of the child's fucking
Speaker 1: preferences or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's it's funny. If I think about all
Speaker 2: the times I tried to cry to get something, and
Speaker 2: my dad would just laugh. It's like and I'm right away,
Speaker 2: I was like, well that didn't work. I guess I
Speaker 2: won't do that. Right on paper, that's not what you're
Speaker 2: supposed to do as a parent.
Speaker 3: I think it is, though.
Speaker 1: I think maybe the studies have all come back, you know,
Speaker 1: in long term studies, they're like, you know what, it
Speaker 1: is good to laugh at your kid every once.
Speaker 2: In a while.
Speaker 3: Yeah, keep their feet on the ground.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Because I do see a lot of my friends
Speaker 2: with their parents. It's everything is a discussion, like they're
Speaker 2: a tiny adult. It's like, oh, I thought you could
Speaker 2: just say no, you can't anymore, okay, But who am
Speaker 2: I to say?
Speaker 1: I mean, I honestly believe because my sister, you know,
Speaker 1: has been a teacher for so long, that whole thing
Speaker 1: of the kind of trend and the theories around permissive
Speaker 1: parenting did not pan out the way they thought, where
Speaker 1: it was like, if you give your child the option,
Speaker 1: then they feel empowered and they'll feel more you know whatever.
Speaker 1: But it's actually not true. It's good to take care
Speaker 1: of kids and be like, you're not having that right
Speaker 1: now because you're not in charge.
Speaker 2: And maybe it does make them feel empowered, but is
Speaker 2: that really what we want? I exist no. When I
Speaker 2: was a kid, like at a skate park and there
Speaker 2: was older kids there, I was horrified and I would
Speaker 2: stay out of the way. Now they're like, get out
Speaker 2: of the wing, mister. I'm oh, I'm sorry. I'm like
Speaker 2: apologizing to children that have more confidence than I do
Speaker 2: as an adult.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just not right.
Speaker 3: It isn't right and it isn't fair.
Speaker 1: But you shouldn't get out of the bowl if you
Speaker 1: can't handle it, is what I have to say.
Speaker 2: It's true they're better than me too. I do need
Speaker 2: to get out of the way. Let me just take
Speaker 2: my old bones. Sorry, young man. And so I'm trying
Speaker 2: to do low impact stuff and I'm not kidding. I
Speaker 2: hurt my fingers bowling with my new ball. It's been
Speaker 2: two weeks. They will not heal. I think I think
Speaker 2: the holes are too tight. I don't know.
Speaker 3: You can get them drilled larger.
Speaker 2: I am going to Yeah, that was the that was
Speaker 2: the big We talked about that for about a half hour.
Speaker 2: There's no going back. I can always go larger. But
Speaker 2: I would never think anyone has ever been injured bowling,
Speaker 2: and I'm you're right up there. I think I hurt
Speaker 2: myself and I just ordered the shoes.
Speaker 1: But not you didn't hurt yourself permanently, did you?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I yeah, it's not crooked.
Speaker 3: Did you over bowl?
Speaker 2: Though? I over you know, I've been giving it torque.
Speaker 2: I'm curving it. I'm kissing the gutter.
Speaker 1: So comes strikes, you're gonna have one of those.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have. I already have ordered my ankle, my ankle.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna start with ankle braces, work my way all
Speaker 2: the way up my body to the wrist, the problem area.
Speaker 2: I just want to get used to braces in general.
Speaker 2: A neck brace.
Speaker 3: You just need to be girded clearly.
Speaker 2: And I figured out the time management of it. You
Speaker 2: were like, where what is this going to take away
Speaker 2: from your golf or your skate? I've I've retired from
Speaker 2: my billiard's career. I'm not playing pool like okay, good
Speaker 2: because that happens in bars and brothels. I don't need
Speaker 2: to frequent those places. Good, yes, so yeah, no more billiards.
Speaker 2: I was getting good. I can visit it later.
Speaker 3: I mean, I think that's all relative, right, Good at billiards.
Speaker 1: Can you could you shoot a shot where the white
Speaker 1: ball jumped over the other balls?
Speaker 2: Sure? Yeah, I was getting awhere. I could if there
Speaker 2: is a ball in the way, hit it above, give
Speaker 2: it some English, and I could. I could sometimes. No, yeah,
Speaker 2: I could curve it around. I can do. I'm good at.
Speaker 2: I'm good at. I'm good at. I was like, should
Speaker 2: I make some Should I make some videos?
Speaker 1: Yes? Should I? You know?
Speaker 2: And I don't. When I jump the ball, I'm not
Speaker 2: hitting it. Scooping it under the ball. That's a foul.
Speaker 2: By the way, a lot of people think they can
Speaker 2: jump the ball.
Speaker 1: Get over, you fucking idiot.
Speaker 2: When is this thing over driving like a horus? It's
Speaker 2: funny because that's a car. I uh yeah, to jump
Speaker 2: up all you're supposed to h at the top of
Speaker 2: it and immediately bounce it.
Speaker 1: Let's scoop it up right.
Speaker 2: You're going to threaten the felt if you feel like
Speaker 2: sometimes some of the topics I bring up on this
Speaker 2: podcast are on the surface boring, and then I just
Speaker 2: spice them up.
Speaker 1: Uh, not the second half, but the first half.
Speaker 2: For sure, I'm not even spicing them up.
Speaker 1: It's all so spicy. It's spicy all day and night.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm sold. Why have we never had these?
Speaker 3: Because it's been summer and spring and winter.
Speaker 2: I mean in years past.
Speaker 1: Maybe because we resisted the cultural push, right, and maybe
Speaker 1: you personally thought that's for girls, and you you have
Speaker 1: a lot of binary thinking.
Speaker 2: I did. I did. Now I'm more open.
Speaker 1: Good.
Speaker 2: That's amazing, change so much. This is my Pumpkin's spice fall. Also,
Speaker 2: I think I because my mom was taught me to
Speaker 2: be a bit of a calorie like, I think when
Speaker 2: I first saw them, I'm like, sure, I'm sure it's delicious,
Speaker 2: but it's not seven hundred calories delicious. Yeah, whatever it is.
Speaker 2: It's like that's a giant Scooby Doo sandwich, yes, that
Speaker 2: I could eat.
Speaker 1: And I I would almost pause it that it's more.
Speaker 3: Than seven hundred calories.
Speaker 1: Really, I mean, I don't know, but I do know that.
Speaker 1: Like I remember seeing one time the calorie count for
Speaker 1: like frappuccinos, and I was like, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: can never have one of those againsts Yeah I was.
Speaker 2: I think I was right when I said it's just
Speaker 2: a hot ice cream.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I basically just had a well, it's delicious all have
Speaker 2: a sensible dinner.
Speaker 1: And but also I think I told you about the
Speaker 1: tiktook I saw where they had a study that ice
Speaker 1: cream is good for you, but no scientists would back
Speaker 1: it because even though the data was there and they
Speaker 1: did the research for years, and it was a I
Speaker 1: have to find that TikTok.
Speaker 3: For you too.
Speaker 2: What would make it good for you? Because it does
Speaker 2: something to your endorphins or something I don't.
Speaker 1: I can't remember, but it's like a long study and
Speaker 1: the role was like pointing to different pages of it.
Speaker 1: But it literally was like it's been so vilified because
Speaker 1: it's like we'll cut out fats or cut out this
Speaker 1: or that, but maybe it's that some combination of those
Speaker 1: fats are actually really good for you if you don't
Speaker 1: have like really bad cholesterol.
Speaker 2: Like rights and being separately or nothing to write home about,
Speaker 2: but together they make a complex carbohydrate that kind of
Speaker 2: a combination. Maybe it was the best example I had
Speaker 2: on the top.
Speaker 1: Of my I see it, just didn't know if it
Speaker 1: was true. I thought there were two questions taking place,
Speaker 1: and I didn't know either of them.
Speaker 2: I will change the subject just to showcase a little
Speaker 2: bit of knowledge. I know I'm sorry. I wanted to
Speaker 2: be a doctor.
Speaker 3: You really paralleled the hell out of that ice.
Speaker 2: Cream with your bees, sugar and dairy. If at a
Speaker 2: lower temperature is good for your heart, yes, but if
Speaker 2: you heat that ship up, goodbye, goodbye?
Speaker 3: And which is what you just had? Yeah, hot ice cream?
Speaker 2: Oh well, I'm screwed.
Speaker 1: Bye. How perfect?
Speaker 2: Been nice knowing you and we're back to your house.
Speaker 2: This was a fun episode and I'm sure everyone's gonna
Speaker 2: enjoy it and learned a lot you've been listening to
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