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Speaker 1: inhaling and exhaling and laughing. And that's true. Gandhi. Look,

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Speaker 1: it's like when you break your toe. Okay, you go

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Speaker 1: to the doctor. Oh your toe's broken. Okay, that'll be

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Speaker 1: five hundred dollars. Bye. Anyway, just rest. I got Marissa

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Speaker 1: line twenty four. Uh hi, Marissa, Happy Valentine's Day? What's

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Speaker 1: going on with you? Happy Valentine's Day? How are you?

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Speaker 1: I think we're okay around the room? Are we okay? Froggy?

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Speaker 1: You know? Nate Nate, Nate's drinking his morning milk. It's

426
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Speaker 1: a latte, but I like a lot of milk in it. Yeah,

427
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Speaker 1: you like a latte milk? Yeah, you should see it.

428
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Speaker 1: A little latte with your milk. Yeah. Yes. So he

429
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Speaker 1: goes to the Starbucks and asked for a glass of

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Speaker 1: milk and they take an eye dropper out with one

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Speaker 1: drop of coffee. It is legitimately the color of his

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Speaker 1: skin he is holding it. It's the exact same color. No,

433
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Speaker 1: I'm much whiter than same color, not much so, Marissa, Marissa,

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Speaker 1: how are you celebrating your Valentine's Day? So I'm on

435
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Speaker 1: my way to work right now. I teach kindergarten and

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Speaker 1: it's also the hundredth day of school, so we're all

437
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Speaker 1: dressing like we're one hundred years old. Oh my god,

438
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Speaker 1: Hey a Nate, maybe you can loan her you're outfit?

439
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Speaker 1: Stop it, Elvis, Wow, I knew. Sorry, I'm sorry. Sorry.

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Speaker 1: So Marissa, okay, so that sounds like a great And

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Speaker 1: you're a kindergarten teacher. We love our teachers. Thank you.

442
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Speaker 1: So last night I love to read and your book

443
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,960
Speaker 1: was on my list of things to read, so I

444
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:58,399
Speaker 1: downloaded it and my husband was still at work. He

445
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Speaker 1: got home really late. So I wake up this morning

446
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:04,879
Speaker 1: after I started it, and it's awesome so far. And

447
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:08,639
Speaker 1: Joey says that there's a gift on the counter. So

448
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,720
Speaker 1: I get up and I opened up my gifts and

449
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:17,239
Speaker 1: what is it? Your book? Oh? He didn't even know

450
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Speaker 1: that I wanted it, but he knows that I love you,

451
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Speaker 1: And so double the sales for you. Yay, and I

452
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Speaker 1: have its twice. Oh. Well, look, I'm happy that you're

453
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Speaker 1: How far into the book are you? By the way,

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Speaker 1: I'm only about twenty percent in. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: page number that might be. Okay, Well, I hope you

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Speaker 1: enjoy it. And I got bad news. I'm gonna sign

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Speaker 1: a copy and sends you another one, so now you'll

458
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Speaker 1: have three. Oh my god, thank you so much. That's

459
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Speaker 1: so exciting. Yay. So here he comes and listen. Thank

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Speaker 1: you for listening, and thanks for being a kindergarten teacher. Teachers,

461
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Speaker 1: it's about teachers in today's a very important day. It's

462
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Speaker 1: one of the many important days that we recognize teachers.

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Speaker 1: And it's a sad reason. I'm gonna get to that

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Speaker 1: in a minute, but thank you for listening. And Marissa

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Speaker 1: hold on We're gonna get your info and book on

466
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Speaker 1: the way now you two. Thank you. By the way,

467
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:11,719
Speaker 1: people were saying Elvis broke his rib again. Obviously sleeve

468
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:15,720
Speaker 1: patients or patients who had the U the operation on

469
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Speaker 1: the stomach like I had, we're susceptible for bone problems.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that. My guard my bones are cracking.

471
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Speaker 1: I'll tell you why. Let's go back two years Parkland, Florida.

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Speaker 1: All right, we know, of course, we were talking about

473
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Speaker 1: this before the show started today, like, well, what do

474
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Speaker 1: we do do we go on and have a happy

475
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Speaker 1: show on a day that's so sad for so many people,

476
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Speaker 1: And of course we go we have to come in

477
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Speaker 1: here and do our show today and uplift people and

478
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Speaker 1: get them ready to go. But don't think for one

479
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Speaker 1: moment Our Hearts aren't in Parkland, Florida right now. That

480
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:52,439
Speaker 1: was the morning I was walking to work and I

481
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:54,399
Speaker 1: was thinking, what are we gonna do. We're gonna have

482
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Speaker 1: a show about guns or shootings. No, we have a

483
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Speaker 1: show where we recognize our teacher, because so many teachers

484
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:04,840
Speaker 1: were recognized as big heroes that day. You remember that day, Yeah,

485
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Speaker 1: And that's when we opened up the concept of having

486
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Speaker 1: all of our listeners go to donors choose dot org

487
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Speaker 1: to support teachers who need help. And so every time

488
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,679
Speaker 1: you hear someone say they're a teacher, rarely will you

489
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:19,800
Speaker 1: not hear us say, oh my god, we love teachers

490
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Speaker 1: because we do, and thank you so much for what

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Speaker 1: you do. And and I know that if you were

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Speaker 1: a family member or a teacher you know, or anyone

493
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Speaker 1: in your neighborhood, or even if you live anywhere in

494
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Speaker 1: South Florida, just know that we're thinking about today. That's it.

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Speaker 1: So all right here you have that. Well, I'm sorry,

496
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Speaker 1: I know two years. You know, it's only been two years. Okay,

497
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Speaker 1: So we get into we get into Samantha for the

498
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Speaker 1: feel goods and you know, make us feel good, Samantha,

499
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Speaker 1: the pressures on you. It's all you, good luck and

500
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Speaker 1: God blessed. All right, Well, don't love it. Blame the submitter,

501
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:04,359
Speaker 1: Bobby Watson, but I liked his story. It's about a

502
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:07,680
Speaker 1: hero named Noah Woods from Georgia. So Noah woke up

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Speaker 1: at night in the middle of a house fire. Okay,

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Speaker 1: can you imagine the situation. I don't know what I

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Speaker 1: would have done, but he was one of eight family

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Speaker 1: members sleeping in the house, so he knew he had

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Speaker 1: to snap into action. Noah shares a room with his

508
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Speaker 1: two year old sister, so he grabbed her and they

509
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Speaker 1: got out of a house through an open window. Then

510
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Speaker 1: Noah decided to go back into the house to get

511
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Speaker 1: his family dog, and once he got the dog out,

512
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Speaker 1: he ran next door to his uncle, who helped get

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Speaker 1: everyone else out. Everyone is fine, all eight family members

514
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Speaker 1: thanks to Noah. And the best part is Noah is

515
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Speaker 1: only five years old. Oh go Noah. This kid rescued

516
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Speaker 1: his whole family on instinct at five. The fire department said,

517
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:50,000
Speaker 1: for anyone, that's incredible. So today he is being turned

518
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Speaker 1: into an honorary firefighter and is getting a life saving

519
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:58,440
Speaker 1: award that's only reserved for professional rescuers. So right, he's

520
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Speaker 1: probably the youngest person recipients ever. Noah, you are incredible,

521
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 1: And if you have a story that deserves to be featured,

522
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Speaker 1: email me Sam at Elvis Rand dot com, subject mind

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Speaker 1: feel Goodah excellent, Thank you Sam. All right, let's get

524
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Speaker 1: into Daniel's report. Daniel's not here. She's offering up her

525
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:17,920
Speaker 1: muffins for the kids at school. Weppins with mommy. I

526
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Speaker 1: think it's with mommy. Yeah, is that what it is?

527
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 1: Or it's Valentine's Breakfast with mommy? It's a Valentine's right, Okay,

528
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 1: we just like talking about exactly all right. So it's

529
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Speaker 1: all up to you. Your is Danielle giving you part

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Speaker 1: of her pay to take over for her today? Gandhi

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Speaker 1: she is, I get all of her pay for the day.

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00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 1: Sounds how cool? All right? So what do you have? Go?

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00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 1: All right? At midnight, Justin Bieber dropped his album Changes.

534
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,880
Speaker 1: It has seventeen tracks. It's his fifth studio album and

535
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 1: his first record since twenty fifteen. On this we can

536
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Speaker 1: expect post Malone, Kaylani, Travis Scott, and Quevo, And apparently

537
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 1: he talks a lot about his marriage to Hayley Baldwin

538
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 1: and how she helped provide a sense of stability. That's interesting.

539
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:58,760
Speaker 1: What a nice Valentine's they gift to your wife to

540
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:00,640
Speaker 1: hear the whole thing? Yeah, I actually really love his

541
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Speaker 1: long with Quibo Right now, the Houston Astros players finally

542
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 1: are apologizing for that cheating scandal back in twenty seventeen.

543
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,680
Speaker 1: Did you guys see any of the apologies? They are

544
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Speaker 1: the most forced upset like I have to do this

545
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 1: type of apologies, and a lot of people are comparing

546
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 1: it to Dwight from the Office being forced to apologize.

547
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 1: It's kind of funny if you want to see somebody

548
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 1: apologize who really doesn't want to go as one of

549
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:28,440
Speaker 1: those apologies like I'm sorry you feel the way Almost

550
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:30,600
Speaker 1: it's more of like, here's your statement, you will read it.

551
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 1: My mom made me write this. Yuff. Lance Bass is

552
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Speaker 1: going to produce a movie about in Sync super fans.

553
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:40,760
Speaker 1: I know Froggy is a Backstreet Boys superfan, but in

554
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,840
Speaker 1: Sync superfans are going to have their moment too. Vanessa

555
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 1: Bryant is changing the name of Kobe's charity from the

556
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Speaker 1: Mamba Sports Foundation to include their daughter Gianna, and now

557
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:51,959
Speaker 1: it's going to be called the Mamba and Mamba Sita

558
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 1: Sports Foundation. Oh how cool. Yeah. Have you guys seen

559
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:58,479
Speaker 1: pictures of Lady Gaga what she did recently? She bleached

560
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 1: her eyebrows, which is what the most shocking things you

561
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:02,680
Speaker 1: can do to your face. I think I got to

562
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:04,640
Speaker 1: look this up. This sounds sexy. He bleached them, I

563
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:07,320
Speaker 1: mean they look completely gone. There's just you know, you

564
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,360
Speaker 1: always look surprised and like you just got some type

565
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Speaker 1: of news. Yeah, I'm sorry. Oh my god, I love this.

566
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 1: Look let's bleach your eyebrows then, Sam, I mean, I'm

567
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 1: not gonna commit to it, but I like it on others. Okay.

568
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 1: Orlando Bloom also shared a pretty interesting tattoo that's got

569
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Speaker 1: people talking. He got his son Flynn's name tattooed on

570
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:31,600
Speaker 1: his arm in Morse code, except it's incorrect. It actually

571
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:36,200
Speaker 1: says Frinn instead of Flynn, and the tattoo artists who

572
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Speaker 1: did it said, yeah, there's a dot missing. We're gonna

573
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 1: go ahead and fix that. I know. Poor guy. Ozzy

574
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 1: Osbourne revealed recently that he's been diagnosed with Parkinson's, but

575
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 1: now he's saying he actually found out way back in

576
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Speaker 1: two thousand and three and has been dealing with it

577
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:53,720
Speaker 1: ever since then. Wow. Yeah, Sonic the Hedgehog coming out today.

578
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 1: It's up against by the way. Oh yeah, they fixed

579
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:59,479
Speaker 1: his teeth. We love that because his original teeth are very,

580
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 1: very terrifying. Yeah. Other movies out this weekend Fantasy Island

581
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:06,240
Speaker 1: and Downhill plus The Photograph, And on TV there's a

582
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,880
Speaker 1: series premiere tonight of High Fidelity, which is a remake

583
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 1: of the two thousand movie. But they switched the genders

584
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 1: on that one. So yeah, Zoe Kravitz is the Brooklyn

585
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 1: record store store owner. It could be interesting. But wait,

586
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 1: back up, Fantasy Island is there's a movie, Yeah, a

587
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 1: horror remake of Fantasy Island. Who's going to play that

588
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:26,760
Speaker 1: short guy that tattoo whatever his name was. I have

589
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 1: no idea. I will investigate for you. That's good, guys

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00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:37,600
Speaker 1: in this guy. You know what? That's not cool. Here's

591
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 1: here's what makes me mad about Peter Danklige. May I

592
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 1: tell you this terrible British accent. He is an excellent actor. Yeah,

593
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 1: he is a fantastic actor. But people the first thing

594
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 1: to think about is height. And I think that's relieved.

595
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 1: That's wrong. You get typecasts. I don't know what to say.

596
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:53,720
Speaker 1: He was the best character in Game of Thrones. Why no,

597
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:56,280
Speaker 1: but he doesn't need to be tattoo? No? Did you

598
00:32:56,360 --> 00:33:02,160
Speaker 1: get Mike Bloomberg making I'm sorry, not political kidding up.

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00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a break coming up next hour. Now,

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Speaker 1: we did this late in the show yesterday and it

601
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 1: was a success. We want you to stop. Put your

602
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Speaker 1: phone down. If you have one little desire to text

603
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Speaker 1: your X today. I know it's Valentine's Day. I know

604
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,880
Speaker 1: you may have a little sip of rose or even not.

605
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 1: You may want to go, Oh, let me text my ex.

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Speaker 1: Bad bad kitty, bad kitty. So we want you to

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Speaker 1: send us what you would have sent your X. You

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Speaker 1: can start texting now at fifty five. This is Iana Grande. Hey,

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Speaker 1: let's up a policy. So alas in the Morning Show, Hey,

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Speaker 1: well at CBS. Text us standard data and messaging rates

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Speaker 1: may apply it right in the Morning Show, Well the

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Speaker 1: good news, I'm we put the call out there for

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Speaker 1: you to send us the text that you're you shouldn't

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Speaker 1: send your ex. Well, you know we'll be the buffer,

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00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,719
Speaker 1: will be that um that cushion. You send us what

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Speaker 1: you were going to send them because you don't need

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00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:23,760
Speaker 1: to be texting them. You know, you know we're right, right, yes, anyway,

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Speaker 1: absolutely so. But most of these we can't read. On

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Speaker 1: the air people are very better. There's so much emotion

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Speaker 1: in all of these, both funny, sad, you know all

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Speaker 1: of this stuff. But I'm just astounded at all these

627
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Speaker 1: people who are so still invested. Well, that's the thing.

628
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:41,000
Speaker 1: I don't want to read the ones where they're sad.

629
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 1: I just want to read the funny ones. Right by

630
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 1: the way, if Danielle's not here today because she's a

631
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 1: good mom and she went to do a Valentine's breakfast

632
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:50,840
Speaker 1: with her with her kid at school, is she on

633
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:56,840
Speaker 1: the phone? Yeah yet? Okay, so do you want to

634
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 1: hear some of these texts? Yeah? By the way, again,

635
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 1: as you hick up your phone today or tonight, to

636
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 1: text your ex text us instead at fifty five one hundred,

637
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 1: We'll be here for you. But just don't don't text

638
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:10,279
Speaker 1: your X. Okay. Do you have some two gandhi? I

639
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:12,879
Speaker 1: have a couple. Yeah. I just sent one to Nate

640
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 1: because I want him to look at it and see

641
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:17,319
Speaker 1: if I'm allowed to read as it is written. Yeah,

642
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 1: a lot of these we can't read. Okay, give me

643
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:29,600
Speaker 1: some music. Scary wait, I can't read the turn off. Okay,

644
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:32,719
Speaker 1: never mind, let's go to this one night. Okay, now go, oh,

645
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 1: here we go again. And Dear Valentine, it turns out

646
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:39,840
Speaker 1: finding a beautiful man with a huge d really is

647
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,800
Speaker 1: the way to get over you calling me fat throughout

648
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,840
Speaker 1: our entire relationship. Have fun with your right hand tonight.

649
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 1: Happy Valentine's Day. Okay, have music, scar sure, stop skipping

650
00:35:53,080 --> 00:36:01,760
Speaker 1: leg day and shave your pew beard. Happy Valentine's Day.

651
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:07,960
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Roses are red, violets are blue.

652
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 1: You were a scumbag womanizer and I hate you. Happy

653
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:16,440
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day. See these are the texts they were going

654
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 1: to send their exits. Aren't you glad we got them instead? Yes?

655
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 1: All right, and all caps. Stop stalking me. I'm calling

656
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 1: the police for you have to say Happy Valentine's Happy

657
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day. All right, great, I've got one here ready.

658
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 1: Hope you choke on a Valentine's candy today? You a hooley?

659
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:47,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god? All right, I hope you didn't turn

660
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 1: out like your uncle Bob alone, bald and drinking beer

661
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:57,880
Speaker 1: at the bar. Happy Valentine's Day. Okay, I'm so glad

662
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:00,400
Speaker 1: your kids are so ugly. I dodged a bullet, clearly,

663
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 1: you dumb bitch. Happy Valentine's Day. Oh my god, oh god,

664
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:13,440
Speaker 1: dear Jay, roses are red, violets are blue. I wonder

665
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:16,879
Speaker 1: what diseases she's given to you. Enjoy your Valentine's Day

666
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:20,319
Speaker 1: of sorrow, regret and poor life choices, you effing dumb ass.

667
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:26,800
Speaker 1: Happy Valentine's Day. Oh my god, Oh my god, I

668
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:28,320
Speaker 1: can't read that. I turn that off. I can't read that.

669
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,840
Speaker 1: Oh lord, they're getting more intense. I don't know where

670
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 1: to Okay, hold on, I'll find another one. Um, Okay,

671
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:43,959
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's so funny. I just wish I wish,

672
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 1: you know, I wish we could say these words, right, yeah, okay,

673
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:51,719
Speaker 1: ready things I would text my ex today. I took

674
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:54,560
Speaker 1: a repulsive poop this morning, and it made me think

675
00:37:54,560 --> 00:38:03,879
Speaker 1: of you. Happy Valentine's Day, Yes, all right, Hey, when

676
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:08,759
Speaker 1: you're in prison, bend over. Happy Valentine's Day. All right?

677
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:14,719
Speaker 1: You were nothing, but you were nothing but a two

678
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 1: pump chump, and I was drunk our entire relationship. I mean,

679
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:20,600
Speaker 1: I had to have been to be with someone who

680
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 1: looks like a who looks like a golf ball, but

681
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 1: won't look for the g spot. Happy Valentine's Day, Good

682
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 1: morning everybody, dear x. According to researchers, the human body

683
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 1: will replace all itssels in seven to ten years. Looking

684
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:41,799
Speaker 1: forward to when none of my body will have been

685
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:46,239
Speaker 1: touched by you. Oh, and Happy Valentine's Day, Ron, Oh

686
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 1: my god, I loved you all though you had Pironi's disease.

687
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:57,920
Speaker 1: That's the disease guys get when it makes your thing crooked.

688
00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:00,200
Speaker 1: Oh anyway, but now I need to find someone who

689
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 1: will bring me to my knees. Heavy Valid Tide's Day.

690
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 1: Oh it was It was a rhyme. Let me do.

691
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 1: I loved you although you had pironious disease, But now

692
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,040
Speaker 1: I'm finding someone who will bring me to my knees.

693
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 1: Happy Valentide Day, okay, Oh my god. I would like

694
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:19,480
Speaker 1: to say I wish you well and hope your life

695
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:21,040
Speaker 1: is all that you want it to be, but I

696
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 1: don't wish that for you at all. I wish you

697
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 1: came with a warning label. Happy Valentine's Day. She sets

698
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 1: are great again if you're turning us on, These are

699
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:33,680
Speaker 1: the text that people wanted to send their exes, but

700
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 1: we got a mistead Hey Katie, Happy Valentine's Day. We're

701
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 1: gonna give me the car I bought you before you

702
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 1: left me for that bum give it back to me,

703
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:46,760
Speaker 1: or you can send me the money to my cash appay.

704
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god. All right, yes, high sweetheart. I wish

705
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:58,160
Speaker 1: you a bad case of explosive diarrhea with a side

706
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:05,120
Speaker 1: of the hooping cough. Love you Valentine's Day, ready, dear

707
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:08,360
Speaker 1: X of mine. You should never cheat. Your fantasy football

708
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 1: team didn't get dropped on accident, and also it was

709
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:14,520
Speaker 1: me that did it. On top of that, I peed

710
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:22,920
Speaker 1: on your Toothbrushine's Day. Oh my gosh, congrats on your separation.

711
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:30,440
Speaker 1: I told you she was trash. Happy Valentine's Day. Hold on,

712
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:35,920
Speaker 1: I mean they're coming through at rapid, rapid pace. I

713
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:38,240
Speaker 1: want to thank you for being a douchebag and moving

714
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:39,920
Speaker 1: out while I was at work. It allowed me to

715
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:45,399
Speaker 1: find the love of my life. Happy Valentine's Day. I'm speaking, sir.

716
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 1: This bottom one. Can I read that? It's just letters?

717
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 1: I go all right, Nate said this one was okay, okay,

718
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:58,279
Speaker 1: Nate's fault. I might be married, but I, sir, do

719
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:01,239
Speaker 1: miss your BBC it's been you than my husband's Happy

720
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:10,440
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day. Google it not if you're at working. Not

721
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:15,239
Speaker 1: at work, don't google that. No, no noes to stop it.

722
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:19,839
Speaker 1: I'm trying to find one I can read. You know what, Maybe, okay,

723
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 1: maybe we'll bring these back in a few minutes. I

724
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:23,720
Speaker 1: think we've had a lot of fun. If we're getting flooded,

725
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:27,280
Speaker 1: are we running late here? I think we're late. Okay,

726
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 1: oh my god. And don't send pictures, by the way,

727
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:33,840
Speaker 1: because we can't read those right, and then we get frozen.

728
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:37,799
Speaker 1: But again, at the very very very end of the day,

729
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 1: when you when you want to retire, after you you're

730
00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:42,920
Speaker 1: happy Valentine's Day, you spent with friends or your new love,

731
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 1: do not text your X. Do not do it. You

732
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 1: owe it to yourself to not do that. Absolutely nothing

733
00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 1: good is going to come out of it. You're gonna

734
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:55,000
Speaker 1: feel bad either way. Yeah, text us instead. At let's

735
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,120
Speaker 1: get into the three things you need to know, Gandhi,

736
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:00,120
Speaker 1: what's going on? The Senate has approved a War Our

737
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 1: Powers Resolution involving Iran. The bill aims to prevent President

738
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:07,759
Speaker 1: Trump from launching military strikes against Iran without congressional authorization.

739
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 1: Several Republicans actually joined the Democrats and pushing this resolution.

740
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:14,040
Speaker 1: Trump then tweeted that Iran would have a field day

741
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 1: if his hands are tied. Today is a really, really

742
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:19,719
Speaker 1: sad day for South Florida in the entire nation. It's

743
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:22,600
Speaker 1: the second anniversary of the horrific mass shooting at Marjorie

744
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:25,719
Speaker 1: Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida. Seventeen people lost

745
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:28,960
Speaker 1: their lives, including fourteen students and three staff members. And

746
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:31,919
Speaker 1: today at ten seventeen am, both Dade and Broward County

747
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 1: schools will have a moment of silence. And finally, we

748
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 1: talked about this product earlier. We find it fascinating. It

749
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:39,880
Speaker 1: is currently sold out, but when it comes back, I'm

750
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 1: telling you, these things are going to move. A company

751
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:44,759
Speaker 1: is selling dog callers that play swear words whenever your

752
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:47,399
Speaker 1: dog barks, so you know, when the mailman comes over

753
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:49,600
Speaker 1: or male woman and they go crazy, you're going to

754
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:51,640
Speaker 1: have a slough of curse words now flying from your

755
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:54,399
Speaker 1: dog's collar. And we love that. But they are sold out.

756
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:57,360
Speaker 1: After they're sold out and they come back, would you

757
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:59,560
Speaker 1: please bring them, bring me one out of course, get

758
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:02,240
Speaker 1: everybody a dog one of these things. It'll be crazy.

759
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,719
Speaker 1: Thank you Gonn. And we have a phone tap on

760
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:08,439
Speaker 1: the way. It's the best from the Valentine's vault. Hey,

761
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 1: this is right, Harry. What's up? This is Pink and

762
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:16,680
Speaker 1: you're listening to Elvis Duran. Elvis Duran in the morning. Hey, look,

763
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:18,000
Speaker 1: you know what, it's that time of year where a

764
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 1: lot of people have colds, have flus, have just feeling

765
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:25,439
Speaker 1: disgusting diseases. You don't have to wake up groggy every

766
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:27,480
Speaker 1: morning because of this stuff you take to put you

767
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:30,040
Speaker 1: to sleep, Muse and Next Night Shift. What it does,

768
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:32,319
Speaker 1: it helps relieve those cold and flu symptoms. So you

769
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:34,760
Speaker 1: go to sleep and you don't wake up all empty headed,

770
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:39,319
Speaker 1: brain dead. No one wants that wake up intellectually stimulating

771
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:42,799
Speaker 1: like us. Waking up like a zombies no way to

772
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 1: start your day. Look, I know it sucks having a cold,

773
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:47,839
Speaker 1: you're up coughing whatever. You've got to take something. That's

774
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:50,000
Speaker 1: why you take Muse and Next Night Shift because you

775
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:51,200
Speaker 1: know when you wake up at the morning, you want

776
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:53,759
Speaker 1: to feel refreshed. So if cold symptoms are keeping you

777
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:58,480
Speaker 1: up at night, try Muse and Next Night Shift. Hey,

778
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:01,800
Speaker 1: good morning, you're crazy monkey. Elvis Duran in the morning show.

779
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:04,399
Speaker 1: You know, we started doing this yesterday. It was the

780
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 1: funniest thing and I'm so glad we're doing it again today.

781
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 1: Happy Valentine's Day. So, as I've said before, do not repeat,

782
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 1: do not text your ex. You may get a little

783
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 1: melancholy and emotional. It's Valentine's Day. Blah blah blah. Don't

784
00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 1: do it. You owe it to yourself not to do it.

785
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:21,880
Speaker 1: Don't do it. So in whatever you were going to

786
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:25,239
Speaker 1: text your X text us instead. Yes, please, these are

787
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 1: so great. Oh, we're gonna read some more in a

788
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:29,400
Speaker 1: few minutes, right after the phone taps. Of fact, well,

789
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 1: let's just call off the phone tap and there's read

790
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 1: these seriously, why are we playing this music? Oh for

791
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:38,640
Speaker 1: the phone call we're about to take. Uh, okay, we're

792
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:43,080
Speaker 1: playing a song. Okay, let's talk to Danielle. Hi, Danielle. Good.

793
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:47,840
Speaker 1: We love playing romantic music. When Danielle calls, I know

794
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:51,720
Speaker 1: it's okay, that's okay. I'm trying to turn it off, scary,

795
00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:54,640
Speaker 1: can you turn that off? Thank you? We love you, Danielle,

796
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 1: We miss you. I miss you guys too, yours so

797
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 1: full of you didn't have to wake up at four

798
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:06,880
Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning. You didn't. I still got up,

799
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 1: always saying I got it all right, So tell everyone

800
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:12,360
Speaker 1: why you're out today. So I am heading over to

801
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day breakfast to the fifth grade at my son's school.

802
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:18,840
Speaker 1: And we are headed there now. So we're very excited

803
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 1: and have the muffins, the bagels, the cookie and just

804
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:25,640
Speaker 1: celebrate Valentine's Day. Cool. So you're sharing your your muffins

805
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:29,520
Speaker 1: with the kids, sharing my muffins with the kids. Hold on, Mike,

806
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,399
Speaker 1: Preston would like to say hello. Is that okay? We'd

807
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 1: love to say hi to Preston. Actually, hold on, Harriet, Hello,

808
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:41,520
Speaker 1: hey Preston, how you doing, buddy good? Hey, between you

809
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 1: and me, do you know where mommy keeps her cash?

810
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:49,760
Speaker 1: Can you send that to me? I don't know. Come on,

811
00:45:50,239 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 1: you do, send Uncle Elvis some money. He loves those

812
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:56,480
Speaker 1: dead presidents. Come on, all right, look, I hope you

813
00:45:56,480 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 1: have a happy vall. I was gonna tell him Valentine's Day. Yeah, yeah,

814
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:07,400
Speaker 1: well Valentine's Day please. So anyway, uh, Danielle, we have

815
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:10,680
Speaker 1: officially named this it's make Gandy do your work day

816
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:14,280
Speaker 1: and yes, so what are you gonna do? In exchange

817
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:19,759
Speaker 1: for a GANDHI filling in for you hug. When I

818
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:25,239
Speaker 1: get back, I accepts that cash. Yeah, go get the cash.

819
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:28,400
Speaker 1: All right. Look, you're being a great mommy. We love you, Danielle.

820
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:30,319
Speaker 1: And uh, I guess we won't see you next week.

821
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,800
Speaker 1: But have you Valentine's Day? Have you President's Day? Happy

822
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 1: week off and uh enjoy enjoy the kids today. Okay,

823
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:38,879
Speaker 1: thank you you guys too, have a wonderful, wonderful week.

824
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:44,440
Speaker 1: Love you, love you two sister. I'm a little sister. Okay, bye,

825
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:48,400
Speaker 1: off with you, go be a mom. Danielle would love

826
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 1: these texts. I'm sad that she's not here. Well, here's

827
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:52,799
Speaker 1: the thing, and we have to get into the phone tap.

828
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:55,280
Speaker 1: But the thing is, some of them are so foul

829
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 1: we can't even get we can't even rewrite them. There.

830
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:01,880
Speaker 1: There's just nothing we can do. And but thank you

831
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:04,759
Speaker 1: for participating. It's very interesting, all right. So we're giving

832
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:06,640
Speaker 1: you the best from the Valentine's Vault with our phone

833
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:08,879
Speaker 1: taps this week. And as soon as this phone tap

834
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:11,799
Speaker 1: is over, we're going back to our dramatic readings of

835
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:15,399
Speaker 1: the texts you didn't send your ex So here we go,

836
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:20,200
Speaker 1: hit it scary Elz, Elvis durand Elvis Duran phone tap,

837
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:23,440
Speaker 1: Dear Elvis, I want to phone tap my wife. This

838
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:26,080
Speaker 1: comes from John. John's wife was born in Europe, a

839
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:30,359
Speaker 1: very old school European. She despises telemarketers, especially when they

840
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:33,719
Speaker 1: bother her at work. This is the perfect opportunity for

841
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:38,240
Speaker 1: mister Michael Oppenheimer. Her co worker and boss will flip

842
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 1: out two phone tap all of them. What the hell?

843
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:43,920
Speaker 1: All right, John, We're gonna phone tap your wife, Scary Jones.

844
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:47,960
Speaker 1: Is mister Michael Oppenheimer calling John's wife, her co worker,

845
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 1: and her boss. Let's listen into quite the obnoxious phone tap.

846
00:47:55,719 --> 00:47:58,279
Speaker 1: Oh yes, good morning. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with

847
00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:01,279
Speaker 1: Valentine's Galore. How are you doing? Amen? Fine, thank you.

848
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:04,600
Speaker 1: We have some discounted candy here at prices that you

849
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 1: just cannot believe all somebody else because we're not interested,

850
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:11,920
Speaker 1: savings of thirty three percent. Listen, sir, we're not interested.

851
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:18,320
Speaker 1: Good morning. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Valentine's Galore.

852
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 1: How are you doing today? Amen? I'm in the middle

853
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:21,880
Speaker 1: of a meeting. If you don't mind, we have the

854
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:25,359
Speaker 1: Valentine giant hard pes dispenser. All right, thank you, sir,

855
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:27,399
Speaker 1: but I'm not interested. I'm in the middle of a meeting,

856
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 1: like I just said. Just imagine the smile on his

857
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:32,240
Speaker 1: face when he opens that up. Do you understand English?

858
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:34,480
Speaker 1: I understand? But do you understand this item was just

859
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:39,919
Speaker 1: twenty nine Good morning horses? Oh? Yes, this is mister

860
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 1: Michael Oppenheimer with Valentine's Galore again. Now, aren't you not?

861
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:51,359
Speaker 1: Oh no, ma'amore, stop harassing us. I'm not harassing, ma'am. Yes,

862
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:53,640
Speaker 1: who are? This is a place of business. I'd like

863
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:57,400
Speaker 1: to go, and we have our phone open to our customers,

864
00:48:57,400 --> 00:49:00,400
Speaker 1: not for people like you. May I send you something

865
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:06,640
Speaker 1: through email? No, don't you understand what? N Oh, hello,

866
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:09,719
Speaker 1: this is Michael Openheim is going on? Sorr. It does

867
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:13,719
Speaker 1: sound like you're coming around candy. How did you sign

868
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:16,879
Speaker 1: up with anything at? It's your problem, Sorr. It's our

869
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:22,240
Speaker 1: discount sale after discount sale candy that's going out of stock.

870
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 1: So what is that you won't be able to get

871
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 1: the jellybelly box until next season? Why making me nervous?

872
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:35,200
Speaker 1: I'm not making you nervous. Sugar free chocolate turtles or

873
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:37,439
Speaker 1: for diabetics if you don't like sugar in your diet.

874
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:44,279
Speaker 1: Ma'am hello, Oh, yes, this is mister Michael Oppenheim with

875
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:46,880
Speaker 1: Valentine's galore. How are you doing today, Sarah? Yeah? What

876
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 1: anyone from this later and from this man yourself. I'll

877
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:56,080
Speaker 1: leave this company and these people alone. Oh, I connect

878
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:59,479
Speaker 1: you with your operetta and if you arrest, service could

879
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:01,880
Speaker 1: be the last Fami a Collier. I'm the start. I

880
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:04,799
Speaker 1: got the tub of sweethearts available to self. I don't

881
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:08,479
Speaker 1: call back. How about some Valentine lolly cards? Why don't

882
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:11,759
Speaker 1: you the canvas up here? Oh? Then I wouldn't be

883
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:13,560
Speaker 1: able to taste it, sir, you must be as a

884
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:18,400
Speaker 1: blanket or crazy. This is my company. She doesn't for business.

885
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:23,960
Speaker 1: I'm so maniol Maniol, go yourself the Valentine giant heart

886
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:26,240
Speaker 1: pest dispenser. Don't you eat one of those? I don't

887
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:29,880
Speaker 1: give it for you. I can't start, go to house.

888
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 1: I got the wank of Valentine. What you guys looking?

889
00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 1: Stick them up here? Some bar to me? I wish

890
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:38,799
Speaker 1: I I have you insert to me and I can

891
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:44,759
Speaker 1: pickures so bad soup. Being a figure slow bolster, you

892
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:48,360
Speaker 1: are the softer be six foot down. Wait a second,

893
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:51,440
Speaker 1: we have this SpongeBob Cravvy Patties candy card kids for

894
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:54,480
Speaker 1: forty nine now just three forty nine. Who are the

895
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:57,520
Speaker 1: most buster big bust? I'd never say on my life

896
00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 1: by the people go by, Mamma, which credit card? Would

897
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:06,920
Speaker 1: you let what you are go? Ask Ramada from the

898
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 1: Crevice Cards. I'd like to send you literature. What you're

899
00:51:11,239 --> 00:51:16,920
Speaker 1: gonna give it to me? Can I have just another

900
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:19,960
Speaker 1: minute of your time? But I just have to let

901
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:25,880
Speaker 1: you know. I don't want to show you candy because

902
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:32,799
Speaker 1: this is just a phone tap. It's actually scary. Jones,

903
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,840
Speaker 1: Melvis Duran in the Morning Show, you got phone tapped?

904
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:43,440
Speaker 1: Believe it. I can't believe this phone tap was prerecorded.

905
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 1: We permission granted by all participates. Pone Ta Duran in

906
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 1: the Morning Show. Wow, there you go, and the best

907
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:57,080
Speaker 1: from the Valentine's Vault. Goodbye, We'll see you next year.

908
00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:59,399
Speaker 1: It's like Christmas decorations. Put him in the attic. We're

909
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:01,520
Speaker 1: all done. Hey, So thanks for listening to us. It

910
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:03,719
Speaker 1: is Valentine's Day, and as we've been saying, do not

911
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:06,200
Speaker 1: text your X. That is a bad move. Whatever you

912
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:07,880
Speaker 1: wanted to say to your ex send it to us,

913
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:10,359
Speaker 1: and so our text number is fifty five one hund

914
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:15,160
Speaker 1: All right, shall we start reading some more of these? Yes,

915
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:24,480
Speaker 1: you go first, gone? Okay, Roses are red, violets are blue.

916
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:28,480
Speaker 1: Your sister was nice. I did her too. Happy Valentine's Day.

917
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:33,279
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Okay, here's one. Dear X, I hope you're

918
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:37,919
Speaker 1: enjoying living with your mother. You're a narcisstic douchebag. Happy

919
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:44,040
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day. Deface, Oh my god, romantic. These are dramatic readings.

920
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:48,560
Speaker 1: By the way, Hey you, I really miss the way

921
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:50,840
Speaker 1: you used to set my toes. We should do that

922
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 1: again soon. Happy Valentine's Day. Oh that was a nice one,

923
00:52:56,200 --> 00:53:01,040
Speaker 1: edits our one, somewhat nice one. I just wanted to

924
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:03,520
Speaker 1: thank you for teaching me that size doesn't matter when

925
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:08,879
Speaker 1: it's attached to a moron. I faked it every time,

926
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:14,520
Speaker 1: and I remember that time. Never mind, Happy Valentine's Day.

927
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 1: Maybe if you weren't addicted to fat porn stars, you

928
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:27,520
Speaker 1: wouldn't be so lonely right now. Happy Valentine's Day. Oh

929
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:34,520
Speaker 1: my god, Dear X music please, dear X, thanks for

930
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:37,320
Speaker 1: giving me clamydia. Oh my god, but trying to convince

931
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:39,320
Speaker 1: me I was the one who gave it to you.

932
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:45,000
Speaker 1: I hope your day is full of me. I hope

933
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:48,880
Speaker 1: your day is full of itchiness and burning peat have

934
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:53,680
Speaker 1: you Valentine's Day? These are real texts. By the way,

935
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:59,319
Speaker 1: dear X jokes on her because all she gets back

936
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:04,800
Speaker 1: is a tool that doesn't work. Happy Valentine's Day. Okay,

937
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:08,040
Speaker 1: this is a perplexing one. Ready, dear X, thanks for

938
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:10,879
Speaker 1: ghosting me a week before Valentine's Day all those years ago.

939
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:14,680
Speaker 1: I'm happily married now, so enjoy your creepy my little

940
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:18,120
Speaker 1: pony dolls and your inappropriate relationship with your sister. And

941
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:19,960
Speaker 1: by the way, why did she want to know how

942
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:25,840
Speaker 1: big your thing was? Oh my god, I have some

943
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:29,000
Speaker 1: follow up questions for somebody. Oh my god, I'd like

944
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:34,640
Speaker 1: to know that answer, dear Just so you know, I

945
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:37,000
Speaker 1: wouldn't cross the street to be in your mouth if

946
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:43,640
Speaker 1: your teeth were on fire. Happy Valentine's Day. Good Okay,

947
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:48,960
Speaker 1: So you know here's a weird one, Dear X. My

948
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:52,080
Speaker 1: new man actually knows how to satisfy me. So why

949
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:53,720
Speaker 1: don't you come over and join us for a threesome

950
00:54:53,800 --> 00:55:04,719
Speaker 1: and learn some pointers Happy Valentine's Day, your turn, dear X,

951
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:07,800
Speaker 1: after sixteen years of marriage. I hope keep It finds

952
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:10,000
Speaker 1: you and shoots you with his arrow in your fake

953
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:12,919
Speaker 1: boobs and deflates that fake crap like your fake butt.

954
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:21,480
Speaker 1: Happy Valentine's Day. Oh what are these real? They are?

955
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:24,120
Speaker 1: I think? I'm so happy you guys are sending these

956
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:27,919
Speaker 1: to us and not your X. Dear X, it's still

957
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:29,840
Speaker 1: so hard to believe it's been seven years since you

958
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:32,719
Speaker 1: had that tragic accident. Looking back, it was such a

959
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:35,239
Speaker 1: hard time in my life, especially when you fail into

960
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:44,440
Speaker 1: your coworkers vagina. Oh god, oh my god. Oh man, Okay,

961
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:50,200
Speaker 1: hey Malcolm, it wasn't as big as you seem to believe.

962
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:59,120
Speaker 1: Happy Valentine's Day, Dear X. I hope your new girlfriend

963
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:01,960
Speaker 1: enjoys hearing all of your hemroids, so glad it's not

964
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:05,920
Speaker 1: me anymore. Happy Valentine's Day. By the way, thanks for

965
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:13,319
Speaker 1: the crabs you slet. I love that. Dear Colton, I'm

966
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:15,680
Speaker 1: sorry that Craigslist Personals was shut down so you can

967
00:56:15,719 --> 00:56:17,920
Speaker 1: no longer pretend to be straight while getting some strange

968
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:28,920
Speaker 1: wieners secretly. Happy Valentine's Day, Dear X, I hope your

969
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:39,120
Speaker 1: fiance enjoys your extra enormous disgusting nuts tonight. Happy Valentine's Day.

970
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:49,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god, did you skip something there? Dear X,

971
00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:52,760
Speaker 1: you are the biggest ass clown I ever dated. Thanks

972
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:57,000
Speaker 1: to you, I've now upgraded to ass hats. Happy Valentine's Day.

973
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:03,759
Speaker 1: All right, Dear Christa, you smell like a used turn

974
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:07,319
Speaker 1: this on all day? Okay, do new music? New music,

975
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:10,759
Speaker 1: here we go. Dear Christa, you smell like a used

976
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:13,960
Speaker 1: tennis ball at the dog park. I'd rather lick the ball.

977
00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:27,200
Speaker 1: Happy Valentine's Day. Oh my god, dear idiot, Just so

978
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:29,959
Speaker 1: you know, I cheated on you with my friend's cousin

979
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:36,040
Speaker 1: at her wedding, so f off. Happy Valentine's Day. Well

980
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:38,160
Speaker 1: these are great. I mean we could go on all day.

981
00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:40,960
Speaker 1: I mean I wish we could actually like forward these

982
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:45,160
Speaker 1: to the social so everyone could read them. Maybe not maybe,

983
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:47,800
Speaker 1: Dear X, I'm happy your teeth are falling out due

984
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:52,320
Speaker 1: to your ginge vitas. Happy Valentine's Day. God, you want

985
00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:57,440
Speaker 1: to do some more coming up? Okay? Hey, Hi, this

986
00:57:57,560 --> 00:58:00,760
Speaker 1: is Katy Perry. I'm Sean Mendez, Elvis de Melvis Duran

987
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:06,360
Speaker 1: and the Morning Show, Miss Duran in the Morning Show,

988
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:09,320
Speaker 1: Hey guys, it's froggy. We all know bedtime can be

989
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:11,800
Speaker 1: a battle for both you and your kids. For instance,

990
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:14,080
Speaker 1: my son used to struggle to fall asleep. Well, fortunately

991
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:17,400
Speaker 1: we discovered Vic's peers. These kids melotone and gummies to

992
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:20,720
Speaker 1: help them fall asleep naturally, Fine pearsis kids in stores

993
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:27,560
Speaker 1: near you. Hi, It just always makes me laugh. I mean,

994
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:29,280
Speaker 1: I just I can't get enough of it. It makes

995
00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:33,560
Speaker 1: my morning. I don't even notice that I'm sitting in traffic.

996
00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:37,440
Speaker 1: I wake up to the show every day. I literally

997
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:39,480
Speaker 1: listen all the time. It uses up all my data.

998
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:43,000
Speaker 1: I just love their interaction. They really seem to generally

999
00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:46,520
Speaker 1: love each other. Love each other and tell Duran in

1000
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:49,000
Speaker 1: the Morning Show. Yeah, before we get back to some

1001
00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:53,280
Speaker 1: of these very acidic texts to her ex um, let's

1002
00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:55,680
Speaker 1: talk about him for a second. First of all, there

1003
00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:57,640
Speaker 1: are a lot of texts we're not reading. Not only

1004
00:58:57,680 --> 00:59:01,480
Speaker 1: the ones that are so foul and so vicious. Uh,

1005
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:03,560
Speaker 1: we can't read those, but there's also a lot of

1006
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:06,240
Speaker 1: sad ones. Did you notice that, Gandhi, Yes, very sad

1007
00:59:06,320 --> 00:59:08,520
Speaker 1: ones of people pouring out their hearts and trying to

1008
00:59:08,600 --> 00:59:12,400
Speaker 1: fix things that went wrong. It's kind of heartbreaking. It's true.

1009
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:15,160
Speaker 1: It's true. I can't believe after everything you put me through,

1010
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:17,120
Speaker 1: I still have love for you. Although you hurt me.

1011
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:19,600
Speaker 1: It took breaking my heart for me to find myself.

1012
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:21,680
Speaker 1: Thank you for that. So we have, by the way,

1013
00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:23,760
Speaker 1: just to be honest with you, we have a lot

1014
00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:26,200
Speaker 1: of those. They're not as fun, so we don't read them.

1015
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:29,439
Speaker 1: But the ones that are vicious, the ones that say,

1016
00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:32,360
Speaker 1: you know, roses are red, violets are blue. Dye had

1017
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:36,560
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day. We were talking during the song there, how

1018
00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:40,600
Speaker 1: much hate are you are you harboring for that person

1019
00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:44,080
Speaker 1: that is your ex? It's just so much hate. And

1020
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:46,480
Speaker 1: so I think of my exes and I would I

1021
00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:48,520
Speaker 1: would never ever say any of this stuff to them

1022
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:50,600
Speaker 1: because I just it's not that. I mean, I don't

1023
00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:52,560
Speaker 1: hate them. I don't want to be with them right right,

1024
00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:55,720
Speaker 1: But can you imagine doesn't it mean if you still

1025
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:58,320
Speaker 1: have these hate feelings that there's there's still a connection.

1026
00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:01,760
Speaker 1: I think so, I when you're all the way over somebody,

1027
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:03,440
Speaker 1: you just get to a point where you nothing them.

1028
01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:05,200
Speaker 1: Somebody can say their name, they can walk into a

1029
01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:07,080
Speaker 1: room and you don't feel anything or feel the need

1030
01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:09,440
Speaker 1: to say something horrible. But when you still feel that

1031
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:11,640
Speaker 1: need to just go after them, I think it's because

1032
01:00:11,640 --> 01:00:16,200
Speaker 1: they're unresolved feelings there. And then there's this text, happy

1033
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:20,400
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day, my ex Alex, you smell like you see

1034
01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:25,840
Speaker 1: I've never heard of this. The backs of your earrings smell?

1035
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:30,160
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you smell like the backs of ear rings.

1036
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:36,560
Speaker 1: Take a take a shower anyway, Yeah, what's up? If

1037
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:39,560
Speaker 1: you and I talked about something yesterday? And sometimes you

1038
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:42,440
Speaker 1: just have to let people go, people who you have

1039
01:00:42,520 --> 01:00:45,720
Speaker 1: to know what they are, put them in the whatever

1040
01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:48,320
Speaker 1: the box they deserve to be in that they've shown

1041
01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:49,960
Speaker 1: you who they are, and you move on. The more

1042
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:53,400
Speaker 1: that you let them bother you, they're bothering you inside

1043
01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:56,040
Speaker 1: of yourself and you're just fighting yourself every single day

1044
01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:58,040
Speaker 1: instead of just pushing them out of the way and

1045
01:00:58,160 --> 01:01:00,560
Speaker 1: saying that's what they are and move on. Well, like

1046
01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:02,560
Speaker 1: Nate always says, hate is right next to love on

1047
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:05,320
Speaker 1: the wheel of emotion. Thank you, But I mean, look,

1048
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:08,120
Speaker 1: you know you're still connected to them. You're connected to

1049
01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:10,640
Speaker 1: someone because you love them, and you're connected to them

1050
01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:12,960
Speaker 1: if you hate them, you're there's still a connection. Yeah,

1051
01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:15,000
Speaker 1: So if you're still having this connection, I know you

1052
01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:17,280
Speaker 1: want to go, you want to go scratch their car

1053
01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:21,080
Speaker 1: with a key. Let it go, Let that, let that

1054
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:27,880
Speaker 1: connection go. Thank you. I've spoken what scary. I've never

1055
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,000
Speaker 1: seen anything like this in the history of the show

1056
01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:31,960
Speaker 1: with it with a tremendous response, So I know we've

1057
01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:36,680
Speaker 1: hidden nerve. However, my question is, am I not normal

1058
01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:40,040
Speaker 1: for not wanting to ever say anything to this extent

1059
01:01:40,120 --> 01:01:42,600
Speaker 1: to any one of my exescause You're not an vindictive

1060
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:45,320
Speaker 1: person scary, You're you're you have a really good heart,

1061
01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:47,439
Speaker 1: You're very nice. Nor have I ever burned a bridge

1062
01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:49,120
Speaker 1: in my life where I would want to be so

1063
01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:51,240
Speaker 1: vicious on the text. I mean, don't get me wrong,

1064
01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:54,240
Speaker 1: I'm the best time right now. Well, you know, keep

1065
01:01:54,480 --> 01:01:56,680
Speaker 1: keep in mind, I'm hoping that most of these things

1066
01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:58,840
Speaker 1: people are saying are things they actually would not say

1067
01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:00,960
Speaker 1: to their ex and they're just like playing it out.

1068
01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:03,880
Speaker 1: I mean, you can always fantasize about, you know, telling

1069
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,840
Speaker 1: someone you that you wish them best luck for their

1070
01:02:06,880 --> 01:02:09,880
Speaker 1: twelve year old girlfriend and hope she enjoys the chody

1071
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:12,960
Speaker 1: chode in your boy band obsession. You know what I'm saying,

1072
01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:20,480
Speaker 1: I'm reading some of these. I know you don't want to.

1073
01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:23,040
Speaker 1: You may want to say that, but you won't. You know,

1074
01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:25,480
Speaker 1: roses are red volars so blue? Your mom was good

1075
01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:27,120
Speaker 1: in bed better than you? Do you really want to

1076
01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:28,800
Speaker 1: say that to your X? Did you get the one

1077
01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:31,040
Speaker 1: I just say you on your text message? I don't.

1078
01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:33,040
Speaker 1: I don't see it. What oh it says to my

1079
01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:36,920
Speaker 1: husband's new girlfriend. Roses are red, violets are blue? Jokes

1080
01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:42,840
Speaker 1: on you because he's still doing me too, oromance so anyway,

1081
01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:46,560
Speaker 1: So yeah, if you still harbor these feelings of hate,

1082
01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:48,840
Speaker 1: you still have feelings. I'm not saying they're good feelings,

1083
01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:51,240
Speaker 1: but you still have feelings. Something to examine on this

1084
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:54,160
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day. Thank you? Should we get back to some

1085
01:02:54,240 --> 01:02:57,280
Speaker 1: of things. Oh, I'm in you. You got some music?

1086
01:02:57,360 --> 01:03:02,760
Speaker 1: You go first? Gone, you're up first? Okay? Bad Dear Dawn.

1087
01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:07,640
Speaker 1: For the record, that is a micro penis. Happy Valentine's Day.

1088
01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:13,760
Speaker 1: All right, dear X, thank you for dumping me before

1089
01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:16,640
Speaker 1: you got arrested for rape and becoming a registered sex offender.

1090
01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:26,200
Speaker 1: Happy Valentine's Day. Oh my god, WHOA that's sad. Dear X,

1091
01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:28,600
Speaker 1: do not text me this year, I have a real

1092
01:03:28,720 --> 01:03:32,040
Speaker 1: Valentine drop dead jackass, and yeah, he's bigger than you.

1093
01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:36,640
Speaker 1: Happy Valentine's Day. One is that the ultimate? Is that

1094
01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:42,680
Speaker 1: the ultimate insult? My new guys bigger than you? Dear Jimmy,

1095
01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:45,440
Speaker 1: Dear Jimmy, if you fell off a boat and needed rescuing,

1096
01:03:45,480 --> 01:03:49,240
Speaker 1: I would throw you a synder block. Happy Valentine's Day,

1097
01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:56,960
Speaker 1: Roses are red. Your rest smells like pooh. I'm so

1098
01:03:57,120 --> 01:04:07,200
Speaker 1: glad that I dumped you. Happy Valentine's Day, stinky, Dear X,

1099
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:14,440
Speaker 1: I didn't know you were a power bottom. Happy Valentine's Day. Okay,

1100
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:20,520
Speaker 1: dear X, thanks for letting your boyfriend sink my boat. Bitch,

1101
01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:25,320
Speaker 1: Happy Valentine's Day. I have a lot of questions about

1102
01:04:25,360 --> 01:04:28,520
Speaker 1: that one. Dear X, thank you for cheating on me.

1103
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:32,360
Speaker 1: Your love was as ineffective and brief as your schlan.

1104
01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:37,960
Speaker 1: Happy Valentine's Day. Oh my god, the word schlan. It's

1105
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:44,080
Speaker 1: so stupid. I hate it. Ahead, Dear baby Daddy, I

1106
01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:46,400
Speaker 1: hope your time in prison is more enjoyable than the

1107
01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:49,200
Speaker 1: last time we spoke. By the way, Happy Valentine's Day,

1108
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:53,640
Speaker 1: and thank you for the child ps. Don't drop the soap. Yeah,

1109
01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:57,840
Speaker 1: there's a little rhyme there. Okay. Now, dear X, I

1110
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,160
Speaker 1: had the best sex of my life when I which

1111
01:05:00,240 --> 01:05:10,880
Speaker 1: you with you, But it wasn't with you, Oh, dear

1112
01:05:10,920 --> 01:05:14,400
Speaker 1: ex girlfriend, I left you for a man. Surprise. Happy

1113
01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:19,160
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day. This is gonna be a tough one here

1114
01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:23,080
Speaker 1: we go, Dear Derek, because you couldn't keep your thing

1115
01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:25,760
Speaker 1: out of my bridesmaid or your coworker that looks like

1116
01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:30,280
Speaker 1: a man or anything. Really, you ended up with the bad,

1117
01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:34,560
Speaker 1: crazy bitch you deserve. I just want to wish you

1118
01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:39,600
Speaker 1: a happy Valentine's Day, Derek. We're using real names. I

1119
01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:44,600
Speaker 1: love when they trust them. Oh, dear X, which address

1120
01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:46,480
Speaker 1: can I serve you at? Since you now owe more

1121
01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:50,280
Speaker 1: than five thousand dollars in back child support? Happy Valentine's Day.

1122
01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:57,000
Speaker 1: Holy crap, dear X. Your red hair made me notice you.

1123
01:05:57,400 --> 01:05:59,919
Speaker 1: But clowns are supposed to make you laugh, not cry.

1124
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:03,520
Speaker 1: I get that now. I've been laughing to the bank

1125
01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:09,280
Speaker 1: ever since. Thanks Bozo. Happy Valentine's Day. And I mean

1126
01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:17,320
Speaker 1: to redheads, Yeah I am. I I love Gingers all right. Jimmy,

1127
01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:19,640
Speaker 1: you weener. You cheated on me and it gave me

1128
01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:21,920
Speaker 1: a wake up call. But I hope your winner falls off.

1129
01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:30,720
Speaker 1: Happy Valentine Day, Dear X. Tomorrow chocolate goes on sale

1130
01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:33,000
Speaker 1: fifty percent off. You pig. Choke on that like you

1131
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:37,560
Speaker 1: choked on the pencil deed, guy, you cheated on me? Wow,

1132
01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:48,000
Speaker 1: oh my god. Happy Valentine's Day. Good dear X. Thank

1133
01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:50,320
Speaker 1: you for cheating on me with my sorority sister and

1134
01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:52,760
Speaker 1: saying I wasn't woman enough for you, because guess what,

1135
01:06:53,080 --> 01:06:56,320
Speaker 1: joke's on you now she's transitioning into a dude. Happy

1136
01:06:56,440 --> 01:07:04,520
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day. Oh my god. Oh okay, dear X, you

1137
01:07:04,680 --> 01:07:07,760
Speaker 1: have four kids with three different women and three divorces

1138
01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:10,400
Speaker 1: in less than ten years. I'm glad I was your

1139
01:07:10,480 --> 01:07:23,520
Speaker 1: first and I dodged your seed. Happy Valentine's Day. O Jenny,

1140
01:07:23,600 --> 01:07:28,480
Speaker 1: you bitch. I hope you can't swim on your cruise.

1141
01:07:29,080 --> 01:07:35,240
Speaker 1: Happy Valentine's Day. Oh dear X, I've found my sex

1142
01:07:35,320 --> 01:07:38,080
Speaker 1: toys you stole from me and stashed away. Please explain

1143
01:07:38,280 --> 01:07:40,320
Speaker 1: what you were trying to accomplish when you taped two

1144
01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:44,240
Speaker 1: of them together with electrical tape. What? Yes, I also

1145
01:07:44,320 --> 01:07:51,960
Speaker 1: found your stash of other girls crusty underwear. Happy Valentine's Day. Now,

1146
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,480
Speaker 1: these are real texts. You could have sent your X,

1147
01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:55,960
Speaker 1: but you sent them to us too, and I'm glad

1148
01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:58,240
Speaker 1: that we are here to catch those before they it

1149
01:07:58,360 --> 01:08:03,840
Speaker 1: was too late. Happy Valentine's Day. Nick. Maybe in the

1150
01:08:03,960 --> 01:08:06,240
Speaker 1: future you'll figure out how to get the party started

1151
01:08:06,280 --> 01:08:12,000
Speaker 1: without me using my feet. All right, I think we

1152
01:08:12,080 --> 01:08:15,600
Speaker 1: get in with that one. Whatever you do, please don't

1153
01:08:16,160 --> 01:08:19,679
Speaker 1: please don't text your X. Please don't especially this stuff.

1154
01:08:21,280 --> 01:08:24,280
Speaker 1: I mean, I just want to know all of these people.

1155
01:08:26,520 --> 01:08:28,880
Speaker 1: There's just so many follow up questions, and I know,

1156
01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:31,320
Speaker 1: I know, but I think I think we know just enough.

1157
01:08:31,439 --> 01:08:33,680
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Yeah, let's go around the room.

1158
01:08:33,760 --> 01:08:36,400
Speaker 1: Let's see what's on the minds of the the superstars

1159
01:08:36,439 --> 01:08:38,720
Speaker 1: that bring you the show every day. Froggy, what's on

1160
01:08:38,760 --> 01:08:41,640
Speaker 1: your mind today? You know, I'm just super excited for

1161
01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:44,080
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day tonight. I'm going a little above and beyond

1162
01:08:44,160 --> 01:08:46,400
Speaker 1: for Lisa because she has gone above and beyond for

1163
01:08:46,560 --> 01:08:49,880
Speaker 1: me and Danielle and Danielle's mother lately. So I want

1164
01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:52,599
Speaker 1: to make sure that today Lisa knows that she's valued.

1165
01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:54,400
Speaker 1: So there's somebody in your life who's been going above

1166
01:08:54,439 --> 01:08:57,040
Speaker 1: and beyond for you or other people in your life today.

1167
01:08:57,280 --> 01:08:59,160
Speaker 1: Let them know that they are special to you and

1168
01:08:59,360 --> 01:09:03,400
Speaker 1: that you care about them. Heavy Valentine's Day, Lisa, scary

1169
01:09:03,439 --> 01:09:07,480
Speaker 1: if you can stop chomping the the apple in the microphone.

1170
01:09:07,640 --> 01:09:10,320
Speaker 1: So did you hear that? I don't know what that was.

1171
01:09:10,360 --> 01:09:14,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the hell that not mean to do that? Exactly? Scary?

1172
01:09:14,240 --> 01:09:17,000
Speaker 1: What's on your mind today? You know? I went to

1173
01:09:17,080 --> 01:09:19,200
Speaker 1: go shopping and I did that thing that we a

1174
01:09:19,240 --> 01:09:21,599
Speaker 1: lot of us do. We just pack our freezing with stuff,

1175
01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:24,120
Speaker 1: and then I went to go defrost a couple of things.

1176
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:27,960
Speaker 1: I have scallops that have been defrosted in my refrigerator

1177
01:09:28,040 --> 01:09:30,920
Speaker 1: now for like three days, and I'm so angry because

1178
01:09:31,360 --> 01:09:33,439
Speaker 1: they're gonna go in the garbage. Why is it that

1179
01:09:33,640 --> 01:09:37,160
Speaker 1: just around the time that you're supposed to defrost and cook,

1180
01:09:37,680 --> 01:09:40,840
Speaker 1: the cook part never happens. So stuff goes bad while

1181
01:09:40,840 --> 01:09:43,240
Speaker 1: it's in the refrigerator. It's been happening more often than

1182
01:09:43,320 --> 01:09:45,960
Speaker 1: not lately. I'm just saying, are you asking you a question? Yes?

1183
01:09:46,040 --> 01:09:48,080
Speaker 1: I am. Why do we go this is just a

1184
01:09:48,320 --> 01:09:51,880
Speaker 1: major major problem. How do you get I was going

1185
01:09:51,920 --> 01:09:53,559
Speaker 1: to risk it and just cook it today and see

1186
01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:57,400
Speaker 1: what happens. I want Scary Jones life. And I tell

1187
01:09:57,400 --> 01:09:59,439
Speaker 1: you why if this is what keeps him up at

1188
01:09:59,439 --> 01:10:02,479
Speaker 1: and I, oh my gone. My scalops, they're my scalps

1189
01:10:02,520 --> 01:10:04,479
Speaker 1: are right there on the borderline of I don't know

1190
01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:10,839
Speaker 1: and maybe not first world problem. Before I could cook scalps.

1191
01:10:12,160 --> 01:10:17,880
Speaker 1: I know coronavirus. Put that aside. These scalops, you know, like,

1192
01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:21,839
Speaker 1: uh yeah, these scalops, I mean they're perplexing. Means these scalops.

1193
01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:26,280
Speaker 1: I hate throwing away food. Is we all hate throwing

1194
01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:28,400
Speaker 1: away food? But you know what, every once in a while,

1195
01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:30,479
Speaker 1: you gotta go take a little inventory. What's in your freezer?

1196
01:10:30,520 --> 01:10:32,880
Speaker 1: I did last night and it's nice onion rings nine

1197
01:10:32,920 --> 01:10:35,479
Speaker 1: one one. What's your emergency? Oh? My scalops? What am

1198
01:10:35,479 --> 01:10:40,000
Speaker 1: I gonna do? I just don't scalps, my scalops. It's

1199
01:10:40,040 --> 01:10:42,439
Speaker 1: just a big question mark in my brain. Why we

1200
01:10:42,520 --> 01:10:49,960
Speaker 1: do this? Why? All right? So Gandhi, Gandhi, what's up? Okay?

1201
01:10:50,120 --> 01:10:53,400
Speaker 1: Yesterday we had a dog in the studio. Sawyer was here,

1202
01:10:53,439 --> 01:10:55,599
Speaker 1: who is a big, fluffy teddy bear, and I spent

1203
01:10:55,640 --> 01:10:57,080
Speaker 1: a lot of time laying down on the floor with

1204
01:10:57,200 --> 01:10:59,200
Speaker 1: him and snuggling, and I thought he was happy. Other

1205
01:10:59,240 --> 01:11:01,479
Speaker 1: people said he was happy with it. My sister saw

1206
01:11:01,479 --> 01:11:03,920
Speaker 1: a photo and said that dog is not happy. He

1207
01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:06,960
Speaker 1: hates you zoom in on his face. So I did.

1208
01:11:07,160 --> 01:11:09,400
Speaker 1: I zoomed in on Sawyer's face and I have posted

1209
01:11:09,439 --> 01:11:12,559
Speaker 1: the instagram on my Instagram story. I think he does

1210
01:11:12,640 --> 01:11:14,639
Speaker 1: hate me. I think I abused dogs. I don't think

1211
01:11:14,640 --> 01:11:15,920
Speaker 1: that they want to hug me the way I want

1212
01:11:15,920 --> 01:11:19,120
Speaker 1: to hug them. Gandhi. Dogs don't show emotions on their

1213
01:11:19,120 --> 01:11:22,160
Speaker 1: faces like that did look at his face? Get me

1214
01:11:22,320 --> 01:11:27,519
Speaker 1: out of here. Yeah, It's really funny how people and

1215
01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:30,920
Speaker 1: I'm guilty of this too. We we so project what

1216
01:11:31,080 --> 01:11:35,000
Speaker 1: we think, what we're thinking on them. I mean, like

1217
01:11:35,080 --> 01:11:38,160
Speaker 1: you know, like like Max's downstairs right now playing with

1218
01:11:38,320 --> 01:11:42,400
Speaker 1: a stuff dinosaur. You know, he doesn't know that's a dinosaur.

1219
01:11:42,439 --> 01:11:44,000
Speaker 1: To him, it's just like this big blob that he

1220
01:11:44,080 --> 01:11:48,200
Speaker 1: choose on. No, he doesn't. He doesn't know what dinosaurs are.

1221
01:11:48,840 --> 01:11:51,720
Speaker 1: Believe me, he doesn't know. They might be able to

1222
01:11:51,760 --> 01:11:53,840
Speaker 1: show facial expressions when they really want someone to get

1223
01:11:53,880 --> 01:11:55,800
Speaker 1: the hell off of them. And that's what Sawyer looked

1224
01:11:55,800 --> 01:11:58,360
Speaker 1: like yesterday. Well, if Sawyer wanted you off of him,

1225
01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:01,120
Speaker 1: he would have started squirming, and was he squirming and

1226
01:12:01,160 --> 01:12:03,240
Speaker 1: like around He laid there and he loved it, but

1227
01:12:03,320 --> 01:12:05,479
Speaker 1: then he was having fun, So stop doing it. Your

1228
01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:08,559
Speaker 1: sister's full of crashing, Sam, what's up with you today?

1229
01:12:08,640 --> 01:12:11,120
Speaker 1: I want to remind everyone that only you can promote

1230
01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:15,000
Speaker 1: your own self growth while I show appreciation to Gandhi

1231
01:12:15,320 --> 01:12:18,599
Speaker 1: because yesterday I decided to conquer a serious fear of mine,

1232
01:12:18,640 --> 01:12:22,960
Speaker 1: which is climbing on a harness in a really tall building. Okay,

1233
01:12:23,240 --> 01:12:25,479
Speaker 1: freaks me out, and I had to blast myself on

1234
01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:28,360
Speaker 1: Instagram because I have chickened out every time, so of like,

1235
01:12:28,400 --> 01:12:29,800
Speaker 1: if I tell people I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna

1236
01:12:29,800 --> 01:12:31,640
Speaker 1: commit I'm gonna do it. So I did it, and

1237
01:12:31,720 --> 01:12:33,519
Speaker 1: I was shaking, and I was so proud of myself.

1238
01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:35,200
Speaker 1: And then I get a text message from Gandhi five

1239
01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:38,000
Speaker 1: minutes later. She goes, hey, I'm proud of you, which

1240
01:12:38,080 --> 01:12:41,240
Speaker 1: really just made me feel It's awesome, so warm inside.

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01:12:41,600 --> 01:12:44,080
Speaker 1: So I'm glad. I'm proud of myself for doing it,

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01:12:44,160 --> 01:12:46,240
Speaker 1: and Gandhi, I was really appreciative that you took the

1243
01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:48,040
Speaker 1: time out to let you know you too, were proud

1244
01:12:48,120 --> 01:12:50,640
Speaker 1: I am conquering your fears. Is great. Yes, and you

1245
01:12:50,680 --> 01:12:53,240
Speaker 1: say things like that on text those are those are

1246
01:12:53,280 --> 01:12:55,080
Speaker 1: not throwaways that that really meant a lot to her.

1247
01:12:55,120 --> 01:12:56,920
Speaker 1: So if you can say something does it doesn't matter

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01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:59,840
Speaker 1: you think it's a little whatever throwaway texted. Anyway, it

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01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:01,880
Speaker 1: had changed their day. Thank you so much, Sam. So

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01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:04,560
Speaker 1: when UH go get Garrett, he has sound on the

1251
01:13:04,640 --> 01:13:07,280
Speaker 1: way in a few minutes today new music from Bieber

1252
01:13:07,360 --> 01:13:10,120
Speaker 1: Billy Eilish. She's gonna let us hear some of that stuff. Hey.

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01:13:10,160 --> 01:13:11,519
Speaker 1: And by the way, if you're gonna go to the

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01:13:11,560 --> 01:13:14,120
Speaker 1: bank today, don't well just keep in mind there may

1255
01:13:14,120 --> 01:13:19,160
Speaker 1: be trouble if you wear your coronavirus mask. Yes. Yes,

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01:13:20,439 --> 01:13:24,840
Speaker 1: a bank teller I believe in Michigan, UH said you've

1257
01:13:24,840 --> 01:13:28,800
Speaker 1: got to take off that surgical mask. And uh this

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01:13:29,520 --> 01:13:32,200
Speaker 1: this lady was wearing a mask, a black mask featuring

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01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:35,640
Speaker 1: sharp teeth on the front. Whatever whatever they call the

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01:13:35,680 --> 01:13:39,439
Speaker 1: police I would do. I don't know about your bank,

1261
01:13:39,560 --> 01:13:41,679
Speaker 1: but one of my banks I go to, UH in Jersey,

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01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:44,599
Speaker 1: has a sign that says remove all ski masks before

1263
01:13:44,640 --> 01:13:50,800
Speaker 1: you walk in. That's a good practice. Yep, yep. Please

1264
01:13:50,800 --> 01:13:57,760
Speaker 1: don't wear a hosiery over your face anyway, there's that

1265
01:13:58,160 --> 01:14:02,000
Speaker 1: now we've sort of been sidelining the Wendy Williams story today,

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01:14:02,640 --> 01:14:04,720
Speaker 1: and as you know, Wendy is a Wendy's a friend

1267
01:14:04,720 --> 01:14:07,720
Speaker 1: of mine. I love Wendy. She's under a lot of

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01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:13,559
Speaker 1: heat today from especially gay men, trying to justify something

1269
01:14:13,640 --> 01:14:16,559
Speaker 1: she said on her show yesterday. They were talking, I believe,

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01:14:16,640 --> 01:14:18,040
Speaker 1: and I didn't see the show, so I may be

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01:14:18,840 --> 01:14:23,040
Speaker 1: sort of accurate here. They were talking about Galantine's Day. Okay,

1272
01:14:23,120 --> 01:14:25,960
Speaker 1: of course, Gandhi to explain the concept of Galantine's Day.

1273
01:14:26,120 --> 01:14:28,360
Speaker 1: It's for girls who want to go and celebrate love

1274
01:14:28,439 --> 01:14:31,160
Speaker 1: with their girlfriends and you're not necessarily focused on that

1275
01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:34,200
Speaker 1: dude in your life or whomever that you just want

1276
01:14:34,200 --> 01:14:37,639
Speaker 1: to appreciate love with your girls. And apparently what happened

1277
01:14:37,920 --> 01:14:40,000
Speaker 1: there was applause in her audience when she said I

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01:14:40,120 --> 01:14:42,120
Speaker 1: want to go out with my girlfriend's for Galantine's Day,

1279
01:14:42,120 --> 01:14:43,599
Speaker 1: and so the women applauded, and some of the guys

1280
01:14:43,640 --> 01:14:46,400
Speaker 1: in the audience applauded too. And what was told me

1281
01:14:46,560 --> 01:14:50,040
Speaker 1: was Wendy says, no, guys, no, Galantine's Day is not

1282
01:14:50,240 --> 01:14:52,439
Speaker 1: for you. This is a woman thing. You don't know

1283
01:14:52,520 --> 01:14:54,240
Speaker 1: what it's like being a woman. You don't understand what

1284
01:14:54,320 --> 01:14:56,519
Speaker 1: it's like to walk in our shoes. You know, we

1285
01:14:56,720 --> 01:15:00,040
Speaker 1: have this sorority of sisters. This is our day. And

1286
01:15:00,080 --> 01:15:02,080
Speaker 1: then she went on to say, and you gay guys,

1287
01:15:02,360 --> 01:15:07,800
Speaker 1: stop wearing our dresses and start wearing our clothes. And

1288
01:15:08,040 --> 01:15:10,600
Speaker 1: so I don't know if she's just trying to be

1289
01:15:10,680 --> 01:15:13,760
Speaker 1: funny or or not. Maybe she wants guys to start

1290
01:15:14,040 --> 01:15:17,240
Speaker 1: dressing up in women's clothing. I don't understand exactly what

1291
01:15:17,360 --> 01:15:20,040
Speaker 1: she was saying, but she had an outpouring, a huge

1292
01:15:20,040 --> 01:15:25,639
Speaker 1: outpouring of of of um of well people very upset

1293
01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:29,400
Speaker 1: at what she said. Yeah, that would be called uh

1294
01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:37,160
Speaker 1: when someone does something. Help me out with the word backlash, criticism, outrage, o, fallout.

1295
01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:40,479
Speaker 1: Maybe we all went you are just a bunch of fasaurss. Anyway,

1296
01:15:40,520 --> 01:15:43,120
Speaker 1: so I'm hoping on today's show on Hot Topics, which

1297
01:15:43,160 --> 01:15:45,000
Speaker 1: I watch every day with my Wendy, I will never

1298
01:15:45,080 --> 01:15:47,040
Speaker 1: miss a day no matter what she says, I'm hoping

1299
01:15:47,120 --> 01:15:49,760
Speaker 1: she goes back in explains what she's talking about. She

1300
01:15:49,920 --> 01:15:53,960
Speaker 1: may really have an issue or maybe she was misunderstood.

1301
01:15:54,080 --> 01:15:56,160
Speaker 1: But anyway, I love you, Wendy, and I hope, I

1302
01:15:56,200 --> 01:15:58,720
Speaker 1: hope you're cool, But on behalf of everyone in the

1303
01:15:58,840 --> 01:16:01,720
Speaker 1: LGBTQ community. Come on, why don't you explain this, Why

1304
01:16:01,720 --> 01:16:03,559
Speaker 1: don't you tell us what's on your mind. With that said,

1305
01:16:03,640 --> 01:16:05,040
Speaker 1: let's get into the three things we need to know

1306
01:16:05,280 --> 01:16:07,880
Speaker 1: from Gandhi. What are they? What's going on? The really

1307
01:16:07,960 --> 01:16:10,720
Speaker 1: sad day in the nation. It's the second anniversary of

1308
01:16:10,760 --> 01:16:13,599
Speaker 1: the horrific match shooting at Marjorie Simon Douglas High School

1309
01:16:13,680 --> 01:16:16,720
Speaker 1: that is in Parkland, Florida. Seventeen people did lose their

1310
01:16:16,760 --> 01:16:20,080
Speaker 1: lives two years ago on this day, fourteen students, three

1311
01:16:20,160 --> 01:16:23,200
Speaker 1: staff members, and at ten seventeen am today, both Dade

1312
01:16:23,240 --> 01:16:25,080
Speaker 1: County and Broward County schools are going to have a

1313
01:16:25,160 --> 01:16:27,280
Speaker 1: moment of silence as well as our friends on why

1314
01:16:27,360 --> 01:16:31,200
Speaker 1: one hundred, a bill introduced in the Alabama House yesterday

1315
01:16:31,240 --> 01:16:34,040
Speaker 1: would require men to reach a certain age if they

1316
01:16:34,080 --> 01:16:37,160
Speaker 1: want to undergo a vasectomy. This bill would mandate that

1317
01:16:37,240 --> 01:16:39,639
Speaker 1: once a man in Alabama reaches the age of fifty

1318
01:16:40,160 --> 01:16:42,720
Speaker 1: or he fathers three children, whichever comes first, he can

1319
01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:45,240
Speaker 1: then make that decision with his body. It's called the

1320
01:16:45,280 --> 01:16:47,160
Speaker 1: Family Planning Bill, and they're saying it's in response to

1321
01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:49,680
Speaker 1: the passage of a bill outlawing nearly all abortion in

1322
01:16:49,720 --> 01:16:52,080
Speaker 1: the state last year, and that this bill is also

1323
01:16:52,120 --> 01:16:54,680
Speaker 1: designed to play some of the responsibility for reproductive health

1324
01:16:54,840 --> 01:16:58,759
Speaker 1: on men. And finally, Elvis just talks about the woman

1325
01:16:58,800 --> 01:17:02,080
Speaker 1: who showed up with the a virus mask. Banks are saying,

1326
01:17:02,160 --> 01:17:03,960
Speaker 1: please please don't do this. It's not a good time.

1327
01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:05,560
Speaker 1: If you have a scheme, hatsk. If you do have

1328
01:17:05,880 --> 01:17:07,400
Speaker 1: the masks that have the teeth on it. I actually

1329
01:17:07,439 --> 01:17:09,920
Speaker 1: have one of those. I wouldn't wear it into a bank,

1330
01:17:10,160 --> 01:17:11,920
Speaker 1: but it is causing a lot of concerning outrage. Just

1331
01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:14,120
Speaker 1: be smarter than that and don't do it. And those

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01:17:14,160 --> 01:17:17,800
Speaker 1: are three things. There you go, Thank you, Gandhi. His

1333
01:17:18,040 --> 01:17:23,439
Speaker 1: name is Elvis and I'm so good with Elvis Duran

1334
01:17:23,600 --> 01:17:26,400
Speaker 1: in the Morning Show. Hey guys, it's froggy. We all

1335
01:17:26,439 --> 01:17:28,320
Speaker 1: know bedtime can be a battle for both you and

1336
01:17:28,640 --> 01:17:30,800
Speaker 1: your kids. For instance, my son used to struggle to

1337
01:17:30,840 --> 01:17:34,719
Speaker 1: fall asleep. Well, fortunately we discovered Vic's Peersi's Kids Melotone

1338
01:17:34,760 --> 01:17:37,680
Speaker 1: and gummies to help him fall asleep naturally. Fine pearsis

1339
01:17:37,760 --> 01:17:42,519
Speaker 1: Kids in stores near you. Heavy Valentine's Day from Elvis

1340
01:17:42,600 --> 01:17:45,880
Speaker 1: Duran in the Morning Show. Wake up and keep in

1341
01:17:45,960 --> 01:17:48,000
Speaker 1: mind if you go to the pharmacy. Today, the line

1342
01:17:48,040 --> 01:17:49,439
Speaker 1: is going to be out the door, because that really

1343
01:17:49,560 --> 01:17:51,760
Speaker 1: is a great place to buy last minute Valentine's gifts.

1344
01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:54,519
Speaker 1: There are other things you can do if you've dropped

1345
01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:59,519
Speaker 1: the ball, you know, the of the month clubs. Those

1346
01:17:59,560 --> 01:18:02,000
Speaker 1: are always good. Oh yeah, those are good, you know,

1347
01:18:02,160 --> 01:18:06,040
Speaker 1: like birch Box one of those. Those are cool. Um,

1348
01:18:06,960 --> 01:18:10,400
Speaker 1: you can cook for them. Hey, baby, I decided rather

1349
01:18:10,439 --> 01:18:13,160
Speaker 1: than buying you some flowers this year, I'm just gonna

1350
01:18:13,200 --> 01:18:14,960
Speaker 1: cooked dinner for you and then run of the store

1351
01:18:15,040 --> 01:18:18,080
Speaker 1: grab some stuff. I think that's sweet. Movie night at home.

1352
01:18:18,120 --> 01:18:23,200
Speaker 1: I love movie nights at home. A gift card for

1353
01:18:23,280 --> 01:18:26,519
Speaker 1: a concert or sporting events, you can you can print

1354
01:18:26,560 --> 01:18:28,479
Speaker 1: those up, just go on line and buy them. I

1355
01:18:28,640 --> 01:18:31,479
Speaker 1: like that too. I think experiences are awesome. I would

1356
01:18:31,560 --> 01:18:34,280
Speaker 1: rather have an experience than like, you know, some balloons

1357
01:18:34,360 --> 01:18:36,360
Speaker 1: or something. You know what. I would love gandhi like

1358
01:18:36,560 --> 01:18:40,920
Speaker 1: some language learning software. Oh that would be awesome. You know.

1359
01:18:41,240 --> 01:18:42,960
Speaker 1: I'd like to brush up on them on my Italian.

1360
01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:46,400
Speaker 1: And I wouldn't mind getting you into the little Mandarin. Yeah,

1361
01:18:46,680 --> 01:18:49,439
Speaker 1: that's actually a very good language to learn. I'll start

1362
01:18:49,479 --> 01:18:52,200
Speaker 1: with the Italian first, anyway. Rosetta Stone is the is

1363
01:18:52,240 --> 01:18:53,840
Speaker 1: the the old standby. But there's a lot of a

1364
01:18:53,880 --> 01:18:56,720
Speaker 1: lot of great apps you can you can buy for

1365
01:18:57,360 --> 01:19:00,360
Speaker 1: your Valentine and learning in the language. And it looks

1366
01:19:00,360 --> 01:19:02,439
Speaker 1: like you thought about it all along, right. I think

1367
01:19:02,479 --> 01:19:04,800
Speaker 1: there's really sweet stuff you can do without even buying

1368
01:19:04,960 --> 01:19:07,080
Speaker 1: something like you could write down one thing you love

1369
01:19:07,120 --> 01:19:09,320
Speaker 1: about your partner for every day of the month and

1370
01:19:09,439 --> 01:19:12,400
Speaker 1: let them open something every day that's free. Just throw

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01:19:12,439 --> 01:19:14,840
Speaker 1: it together, last minute stuff. It doesn't mean you don't

1372
01:19:14,840 --> 01:19:17,920
Speaker 1: love him. Hey, did you see h alex actually posted

1373
01:19:17,960 --> 01:19:20,360
Speaker 1: a photo of the mini bike I bought him from Valentine's.

1374
01:19:20,640 --> 01:19:23,080
Speaker 1: I saw you're not gonna be able to pry that

1375
01:19:23,120 --> 01:19:25,599
Speaker 1: out of his hands, No way, out of his dead hands.

1376
01:19:25,800 --> 01:19:27,320
Speaker 1: I told him. I said, do not bring that to

1377
01:19:27,360 --> 01:19:30,800
Speaker 1: the house, because I said you there are not enough

1378
01:19:31,080 --> 01:19:33,680
Speaker 1: There aren't enough helmets to save you from falling off

1379
01:19:33,720 --> 01:19:37,519
Speaker 1: that thing. So anyway, if you follow alex Aline, you'll

1380
01:19:37,560 --> 01:19:39,960
Speaker 1: see what I got him. I see him writing it.

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01:19:40,760 --> 01:19:44,760
Speaker 1: I beg your pardon. Good bike. Kathy on line twenty

1382
01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:47,679
Speaker 1: four calling us at eight hundred two two zero one hundred.

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01:19:47,680 --> 01:19:50,560
Speaker 1: How you doing, Kathy? I am good? How are you?

1384
01:19:50,720 --> 01:19:53,640
Speaker 1: Good morning? Well? Good morning, Hey, listen. I know that

1385
01:19:54,320 --> 01:19:59,000
Speaker 1: you love your mother very much. Right, yeah, you gotta

1386
01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:02,080
Speaker 1: get off the handheld. I can't hear you. Okay, give

1387
01:20:02,120 --> 01:20:06,200
Speaker 1: me one Second's okay, you hear me better now. Oh

1388
01:20:06,320 --> 01:20:08,040
Speaker 1: my god, you sound like you're here with me. I

1389
01:20:08,160 --> 01:20:12,160
Speaker 1: love that. You sound aome so kathy. You listen to

1390
01:20:12,320 --> 01:20:14,840
Speaker 1: us on the way to work every morning, right, every

1391
01:20:14,920 --> 01:20:17,920
Speaker 1: morning for like the past few years. But this week,

1392
01:20:18,040 --> 01:20:20,320
Speaker 1: my mom, I don't know what her deal was. She

1393
01:20:20,479 --> 01:20:22,720
Speaker 1: decided she's going to call me every morning so we

1394
01:20:22,840 --> 01:20:24,880
Speaker 1: can talk on the way to work. But she's just

1395
01:20:25,120 --> 01:20:29,240
Speaker 1: she's really dry sometimes, how's the baby, how are you feeling?

1396
01:20:30,040 --> 01:20:32,960
Speaker 1: And and it's just like a dry conversation. So this

1397
01:20:33,160 --> 01:20:35,680
Speaker 1: morning I was like, listen, you can't be calling me

1398
01:20:35,760 --> 01:20:37,600
Speaker 1: on the way to work because I listened to this

1399
01:20:37,800 --> 01:20:41,600
Speaker 1: talk show radio and it's interesting and when you call me,

1400
01:20:41,640 --> 01:20:45,400
Speaker 1: I can't hear it anymore. So so you are choosing

1401
01:20:45,520 --> 01:20:50,559
Speaker 1: us over your mom. Wow, that's an honor. I'm honor

1402
01:20:50,600 --> 01:20:52,360
Speaker 1: because I know you. I know you love her and

1403
01:20:52,479 --> 01:20:55,600
Speaker 1: she loves you. But look, she thinks she's calling you

1404
01:20:55,680 --> 01:20:57,200
Speaker 1: every morning at the same time to like you, just

1405
01:20:57,360 --> 01:20:59,800
Speaker 1: like connect with you. How's the baby, how's the weather,

1406
01:20:59,880 --> 01:21:02,439
Speaker 1: the same crap she asks every day, but she really

1407
01:21:02,520 --> 01:21:06,240
Speaker 1: love Yeah, let her know. Until she can come up

1408
01:21:06,280 --> 01:21:10,240
Speaker 1: with something as interesting as our show, she can't call. Yeah, yeah,

1409
01:21:10,320 --> 01:21:12,920
Speaker 1: that's what That's what I'm telling her because I was yesterday.

1410
01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:16,800
Speaker 1: It wasn't the thirteen things you should do to stop

1411
01:21:16,880 --> 01:21:19,519
Speaker 1: doing to be successful, and I missed like half of it.

1412
01:21:19,680 --> 01:21:21,680
Speaker 1: And I was so mad because she just called me

1413
01:21:21,720 --> 01:21:23,559
Speaker 1: to ask how the baby was with warning, Well, yeah,

1414
01:21:23,640 --> 01:21:25,559
Speaker 1: tell tell the mom. Hey, because of you, I'll never

1415
01:21:25,640 --> 01:21:29,200
Speaker 1: be successful. By the way, you can see that. It's

1416
01:21:29,200 --> 01:21:31,400
Speaker 1: all over our social from day Elvis Durand Show on

1417
01:21:31,640 --> 01:21:33,559
Speaker 1: Instagram or Elvis Durand dot com. You can go read

1418
01:21:33,560 --> 01:21:36,920
Speaker 1: it and you can follow up. Okay, perfect, thank you. Hey, listen,

1419
01:21:36,920 --> 01:21:39,559
Speaker 1: if you read my book yet. I have not read

1420
01:21:39,640 --> 01:21:41,639
Speaker 1: your book yet. I know that was a pompous question,

1421
01:21:41,760 --> 01:21:43,920
Speaker 1: like only an egotistical jerk on the radio would ask.

1422
01:21:43,960 --> 01:21:45,840
Speaker 1: But it's a great book. I'm going to send it

1423
01:21:45,880 --> 01:21:47,680
Speaker 1: to you right now. Would you mind if we hold on,

1424
01:21:47,760 --> 01:21:49,960
Speaker 1: put you on hold and send it to you. Yeah.

1425
01:21:50,080 --> 01:21:53,280
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. I've been looking for a good book. Well,

1426
01:21:53,439 --> 01:21:57,280
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's a good book. A lot of

1427
01:21:57,280 --> 01:21:59,080
Speaker 1: people are enjoying it. I'm a little surprised because I

1428
01:21:59,280 --> 01:22:02,120
Speaker 1: think it's like it's mediocre, but everyone else loves it.

1429
01:22:02,160 --> 01:22:03,800
Speaker 1: You're gonna love it. I'm gonna send it to you

1430
01:22:03,960 --> 01:22:05,800
Speaker 1: right now. And thanks for listening to us, Kathy, have

1431
01:22:05,880 --> 01:22:09,479
Speaker 1: a great weekend, you too. Thank you. A lot of

1432
01:22:09,600 --> 01:22:12,400
Speaker 1: texts coming through today from our friends listening to us

1433
01:22:12,400 --> 01:22:15,640
Speaker 1: in South Florida, around Parkland, Florida. And yeah, you know,

1434
01:22:15,680 --> 01:22:17,840
Speaker 1: we were talking about this with Gandhi earlier and her

1435
01:22:17,880 --> 01:22:20,240
Speaker 1: three things you need to know and beyond that several

1436
01:22:20,320 --> 01:22:25,479
Speaker 1: hours ago. It's a different day than we're having in

1437
01:22:25,600 --> 01:22:27,800
Speaker 1: other parts of the country. And then everyone listening to

1438
01:22:27,960 --> 01:22:31,280
Speaker 1: us who affected by that day two years ago, we're

1439
01:22:31,320 --> 01:22:32,880
Speaker 1: thinking about you. You're on our minds and I know

1440
01:22:33,000 --> 01:22:34,880
Speaker 1: that we may be carrying on and acting like a

1441
01:22:34,920 --> 01:22:37,120
Speaker 1: bunch of idiots and a bunch of crazy gorillas in here,

1442
01:22:37,160 --> 01:22:39,680
Speaker 1: but we love you and just understand that we're just

1443
01:22:39,760 --> 01:22:42,280
Speaker 1: trying our best to keep everyone up, keep the spirits up.

1444
01:22:42,760 --> 01:22:45,960
Speaker 1: And someone actually sent a text from there. Did you

1445
01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:48,320
Speaker 1: see that? Just go by Froggy? Yes I did, And

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01:22:48,400 --> 01:22:50,679
Speaker 1: there's a moment of silence in Miami. Dad in Broward

1447
01:22:50,680 --> 01:22:54,240
Speaker 1: County schools at ten seventeen, and our radio station Why

1448
01:22:54,320 --> 01:22:57,200
Speaker 1: one hundred in Miami will also take notice of that

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01:22:57,479 --> 01:23:00,400
Speaker 1: ten seventeen moment of silence this morning to pay respects

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01:23:00,960 --> 01:23:02,920
Speaker 1: in the Texas, thank you so much for making a

1451
01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:05,400
Speaker 1: smile and laugh today as we reflect, remember and cry

1452
01:23:05,479 --> 01:23:07,280
Speaker 1: for our friends we lost her in Parkland. Hope you

1453
01:23:07,360 --> 01:23:11,160
Speaker 1: have a good weekend and same to you. Uh, let's

1454
01:23:11,160 --> 01:23:12,439
Speaker 1: see what do we do here? I don't even know

1455
01:23:12,479 --> 01:23:15,960
Speaker 1: what we don't even know what day it is? What? Oh? Sound,

1456
01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:17,720
Speaker 1: oh my god, garretts here with sound. We held a

1457
01:23:17,800 --> 01:23:20,200
Speaker 1: music out today too, Yes, Garrett, Yeah, going on? All right,

1458
01:23:20,320 --> 01:23:22,400
Speaker 1: let's start with this. So if you follow baseball, the

1459
01:23:22,439 --> 01:23:25,879
Speaker 1: Houston Astros were found guilty of cheating back in twenty seventeen,

1460
01:23:25,920 --> 01:23:29,800
Speaker 1: so yesterday, before spring training started, they all had to apologize.

1461
01:23:29,960 --> 01:23:32,760
Speaker 1: But the apology sounded like um when mom said, Hey,

1462
01:23:32,800 --> 01:23:34,560
Speaker 1: you need to apologize to your brother and sister for

1463
01:23:34,680 --> 01:23:38,800
Speaker 1: fighting with them. Right, Oh, here we go. Let's go

1464
01:23:38,800 --> 01:23:43,720
Speaker 1: ahead and play this. Gary. I'm looking out. I'm really

1465
01:23:43,800 --> 01:23:48,880
Speaker 1: sorry about the choices that were made by my team,

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01:23:49,960 --> 01:23:54,040
Speaker 1: by the organization, and by me. I've learned from this

1467
01:23:55,439 --> 01:23:58,479
Speaker 1: and I hope to regain the trust of baseball fans.

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01:23:59,040 --> 01:24:01,760
Speaker 1: There you go. Yes, that didn't sound rehearsed at all.

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01:24:01,880 --> 01:24:03,720
Speaker 1: Not at all. They had a team on red at all.

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01:24:03,760 --> 01:24:05,360
Speaker 1: They had a team meeting the night before, and that's

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01:24:05,360 --> 01:24:07,880
Speaker 1: what they came up with. Well, maybe you know they're

1472
01:24:07,920 --> 01:24:10,679
Speaker 1: not used to saying they're talking in public like you, Garrett.

1473
01:24:11,160 --> 01:24:14,400
Speaker 1: How would you apologize I'm sorry for cheating and getting

1474
01:24:14,400 --> 01:24:17,160
Speaker 1: caught and they're not sorry. Then they're sorry they got caught.

1475
01:24:17,200 --> 01:24:18,840
Speaker 1: They knew they were cheating when they were doing it.

1476
01:24:18,920 --> 01:24:21,400
Speaker 1: They're not sorry. Yeah, yeah, that's what you have to say.

1477
01:24:21,479 --> 01:24:24,320
Speaker 1: We knew what we were doing exactly for that. I apologize,

1478
01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:27,840
Speaker 1: my man. I'll be better next time. Sorry, I'm sorry

1479
01:24:27,880 --> 01:24:31,800
Speaker 1: we got caught, all right. Televangelist Jim Baker. Guess what, guys,

1480
01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:34,400
Speaker 1: he has the cure to the coronavirus and it's only

1481
01:24:34,439 --> 01:24:37,200
Speaker 1: going to cost you one hundred and twenty dollars. Influenza

1482
01:24:37,439 --> 01:24:41,920
Speaker 1: that is now circling the globe. You're saying that silver

1483
01:24:42,160 --> 01:24:44,840
Speaker 1: solution would be effective. Well, let's say it hasn't been

1484
01:24:44,920 --> 01:24:47,880
Speaker 1: tested on this strain of the coronavirus, but it's been

1485
01:24:47,960 --> 01:24:52,400
Speaker 1: tested on other strains of the coronavirus. And has been

1486
01:24:52,680 --> 01:24:56,040
Speaker 1: able to eliminate it within twelve hours. So do we

1487
01:24:56,120 --> 01:24:58,519
Speaker 1: send our money to Jim Baker for the silver solutions?

1488
01:24:58,680 --> 01:25:00,960
Speaker 1: I guess so right now. He doesn't have the cure

1489
01:25:01,080 --> 01:25:03,080
Speaker 1: for this coronavirus, but the other one is just in

1490
01:25:03,120 --> 01:25:05,920
Speaker 1: case you get that one. Okay, Yes, so one hundred

1491
01:25:05,920 --> 01:25:08,160
Speaker 1: and twenty bucks. Let's talk about new music that came

1492
01:25:08,200 --> 01:25:10,720
Speaker 1: out at midnight. Let's start with Billie Eilish. This is

1493
01:25:10,760 --> 01:25:12,519
Speaker 1: going to be on the soundtrack to the new James

1494
01:25:12,680 --> 01:25:31,479
Speaker 1: Bond film This is No Time to Die. I love her? Okay, good,

1495
01:25:31,520 --> 01:25:33,439
Speaker 1: That's No Time to Die new Billie Eilish. Yes. And

1496
01:25:33,560 --> 01:25:37,320
Speaker 1: Sam Smith has to die for paid lemonade sipping on

1497
01:25:37,400 --> 01:25:45,120
Speaker 1: a Sundays on a run play all right, they sound good? Yes?

1498
01:25:45,200 --> 01:25:48,920
Speaker 1: And Justin Bieber's new album Chances is out, Changes is

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01:25:48,960 --> 01:25:55,760
Speaker 1: out and this features post Malone. This is Forever. I

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01:25:55,800 --> 01:26:12,160
Speaker 1: don't want to be the one. I like this. I

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01:26:12,280 --> 01:26:13,800
Speaker 1: like this better than anything else he's come out with

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01:26:13,840 --> 01:26:15,439
Speaker 1: on this album. Yea. I can't wait to go spend

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01:26:15,479 --> 01:26:17,800
Speaker 1: some time with this album this weekend. All right, you're

1504
01:26:17,800 --> 01:26:20,960
Speaker 1: a good America. I appreciate it. Thank you. Pause New

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01:26:21,040 --> 01:26:23,800
Speaker 1: Music Weekend Um let's see. What do you want to

1506
01:26:23,840 --> 01:26:25,479
Speaker 1: do now? I have you want to do with the

1507
01:26:25,520 --> 01:26:32,120
Speaker 1: Danielle report? Yeah, okay, Danielle. Hello, she's not here. Danielle's

1508
01:26:32,120 --> 01:26:35,439
Speaker 1: not here, but Gandhi's sitting in. Danielle is out being

1509
01:26:35,479 --> 01:26:39,599
Speaker 1: a good mom. She went to her son Preston's Valentine's breakfast?

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01:26:39,680 --> 01:26:42,080
Speaker 1: Is it? What it is? That is cool? If I

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01:26:42,200 --> 01:26:43,439
Speaker 1: was a mom, i'd be there too, but I'm not.

1512
01:26:43,520 --> 01:26:47,560
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna Valentine's Day. We missed Danielle. What do

1513
01:26:47,600 --> 01:26:48,920
Speaker 1: you have? I missed her too? What do you have?

1514
01:26:49,000 --> 01:26:51,679
Speaker 1: Dan Gandhi? Dan, Dan Gandhi? Oh I like that? Okay,

1515
01:26:51,760 --> 01:26:54,800
Speaker 1: Dan Gandhi. So we talked about yesterday Jim Carrey making

1516
01:26:54,840 --> 01:26:57,639
Speaker 1: that remark to a reporter, and everybody said, oh my gosh,

1517
01:26:57,680 --> 01:26:59,840
Speaker 1: that's so inappropriate. How could you say the last thing

1518
01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:02,840
Speaker 1: your bucket list was her? Well, his rep has come

1519
01:27:02,880 --> 01:27:05,000
Speaker 1: out and said sort of what we were speculating, that,

1520
01:27:05,080 --> 01:27:08,519
Speaker 1: in fact, he wasn't making any type of pass at her,

1521
01:27:08,880 --> 01:27:11,880
Speaker 1: but instead he was just being playful, saying that all

1522
01:27:11,920 --> 01:27:13,720
Speaker 1: he wanted to do was be interviewed by her, and

1523
01:27:13,800 --> 01:27:15,200
Speaker 1: that it was at the top of his bucket list.

1524
01:27:15,280 --> 01:27:17,360
Speaker 1: So if you care. That is what Jim Carrey and

1525
01:27:17,400 --> 01:27:20,200
Speaker 1: his rep are saying today. Garrett just mentioned Justin Bieber's

1526
01:27:20,240 --> 01:27:23,040
Speaker 1: album is out and there are seventeen tracks. He's got

1527
01:27:23,040 --> 01:27:25,719
Speaker 1: a lot of guest stars including Post Malone, Kaylani, Travis

1528
01:27:25,760 --> 01:27:27,880
Speaker 1: Scott and Quavo. So if you like that, you could

1529
01:27:27,880 --> 01:27:29,479
Speaker 1: go pick it up today. It came out at midnight.

1530
01:27:30,200 --> 01:27:33,880
Speaker 1: Megan Markle and Prince Harry are officially splitting from the

1531
01:27:34,040 --> 01:27:37,680
Speaker 1: Royal Life. Apparently they fired their UK staff, closed the

1532
01:27:37,720 --> 01:27:40,400
Speaker 1: Buckingham Palace office and they're making the move across the

1533
01:27:40,479 --> 01:27:43,240
Speaker 1: Pond as they build a charity organization. I know you

1534
01:27:43,320 --> 01:27:45,439
Speaker 1: love all things Royal, and Danielle does too, so oh

1535
01:27:45,560 --> 01:27:47,519
Speaker 1: I do. Yeah, there you go. That's just for you guys.

1536
01:27:47,680 --> 01:27:49,720
Speaker 1: And by the way, speaking of the Wendsors, it's the

1537
01:27:49,800 --> 01:27:53,559
Speaker 1: new CNN documentary. It's starting a ten pm East Coast

1538
01:27:53,560 --> 01:27:57,000
Speaker 1: time on CNN Sunday night. Would be there. Oh absolutely,

1539
01:27:57,040 --> 01:27:59,040
Speaker 1: don't call my house, okay, I want I'm watching it live.

1540
01:27:59,560 --> 01:28:02,120
Speaker 1: Kanye Us has taken Sunday Service to Chicago for the

1541
01:28:02,240 --> 01:28:05,120
Speaker 1: NBA All Star Weekend. He announced yesterday that this week's

1542
01:28:05,120 --> 01:28:07,559
Speaker 1: service will be held at the Credit Union One Arena,

1543
01:28:07,720 --> 01:28:11,519
Speaker 1: On Sunday, Vanessa Bryant is changing the name of Kobe's

1544
01:28:11,640 --> 01:28:14,240
Speaker 1: charity from the Mamba Sports Foundation to the Mamba and

1545
01:28:14,320 --> 01:28:17,880
Speaker 1: Mamba Set Tough Sports Foundation, obviously to honor their daughter

1546
01:28:17,960 --> 01:28:21,519
Speaker 1: Gigi as well. Orlando Bloom got a tattoo and it's

1547
01:28:21,600 --> 01:28:24,280
Speaker 1: kind of a mistake. It's his son's name. In morse code,

1548
01:28:24,320 --> 01:28:28,719
Speaker 1: it's supposed to say Flynn, but it says Frynn because

1549
01:28:28,800 --> 01:28:31,320
Speaker 1: they missed a dot. So the artist says, Oh, we're

1550
01:28:31,320 --> 01:28:33,679
Speaker 1: gonna fix it. Don't worry. It's not gonna be there forever.

1551
01:28:33,840 --> 01:28:36,400
Speaker 1: But yeah, just be careful. It wasn't like a picture.

1552
01:28:36,439 --> 01:28:38,439
Speaker 1: It's a dot. Okay, we can add a dot. Thank god,

1553
01:28:38,520 --> 01:28:42,719
Speaker 1: we can fix that, Flynn. Lady Gaga bleached her eyebrows.

1554
01:28:42,800 --> 01:28:44,640
Speaker 1: It's kind of a shocking look. If you haven't seen it,

1555
01:28:44,720 --> 01:28:47,240
Speaker 1: go check out her Instagram because those eyebrows are gone.

1556
01:28:47,560 --> 01:28:49,640
Speaker 1: Sam claims she loves the look. But I'd like to

1557
01:28:49,680 --> 01:28:52,120
Speaker 1: see if Sam would actually bleach torone eyebrows. That would

1558
01:28:52,120 --> 01:28:54,400
Speaker 1: be a very fascinating thing to look across the table

1559
01:28:54,439 --> 01:28:57,680
Speaker 1: out every day. No, no, don't do it. Okay, it's

1560
01:28:57,720 --> 01:28:59,679
Speaker 1: not like the Hedgehog coming out today. It's Up Against

1561
01:28:59,680 --> 01:29:03,280
Speaker 1: the Whole or a remake of Fantasy Island and Downhill,

1562
01:29:03,400 --> 01:29:06,280
Speaker 1: as well as the romantic drama The Photograph. On TV

1563
01:29:06,479 --> 01:29:09,400
Speaker 1: this weekend, you have Jimmy fallon Tonight with Justin Bieber,

1564
01:29:09,760 --> 01:29:12,920
Speaker 1: James Gordon's gonna have Comnela Cabello, and Sunday on ABC,

1565
01:29:13,240 --> 01:29:16,240
Speaker 1: it's the third season premiere of American Idol. That's right,

1566
01:29:16,320 --> 01:29:20,040
Speaker 1: that's Sunday night. You know, please watch because our friend

1567
01:29:20,400 --> 01:29:22,719
Speaker 1: Ryan c. Christ needs your support. He's running out of cash.

1568
01:29:22,760 --> 01:29:26,960
Speaker 1: I have heard. Hey, did anyone watch my feeder killing

1569
01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:29,320
Speaker 1: me last night? I can't even the previous week. You

1570
01:29:29,360 --> 01:29:31,120
Speaker 1: want to throw up everywhere, you know? I think you

1571
01:29:31,200 --> 01:29:32,600
Speaker 1: need to get used to it, because we're gonna have

1572
01:29:32,760 --> 01:29:36,639
Speaker 1: We're gonna have doctor Vinent on the show. No, yeah,

1573
01:29:37,160 --> 01:29:39,160
Speaker 1: Daniel Delilo is setting it up for us, so he's

1574
01:29:39,160 --> 01:29:41,320
Speaker 1: going to be in here. So get ready. Okay, are

1575
01:29:41,360 --> 01:29:43,960
Speaker 1: you a Narcos Mexico fans? Season two is out? I

1576
01:29:44,040 --> 01:29:46,439
Speaker 1: know that you watch, don't you an? Yeah? I love

1577
01:29:46,720 --> 01:29:49,760
Speaker 1: you love a n shows. I love to see how

1578
01:29:49,800 --> 01:29:52,800
Speaker 1: they got these drugs into the country. It's incredible. I mean,

1579
01:29:52,880 --> 01:29:56,640
Speaker 1: it's it's fiction, right, but it's base in reality. I mean,

1580
01:29:56,680 --> 01:29:58,720
Speaker 1: all this stuff actually happened, and it's crazy to watch

1581
01:29:58,760 --> 01:30:01,040
Speaker 1: an episode and then go back to what compediency. Oh

1582
01:30:01,160 --> 01:30:04,120
Speaker 1: my god, that actually happened. It's crazy. They also have

1583
01:30:04,200 --> 01:30:06,439
Speaker 1: a real life Narcos if you want to see like

1584
01:30:06,520 --> 01:30:13,120
Speaker 1: the actual real Yeah, Narcos was out. Yeah that's the original, right, well,

1585
01:30:13,360 --> 01:30:16,840
Speaker 1: Narcos and then Narcos Mexico. Right, the original, and Narcos

1586
01:30:17,000 --> 01:30:19,240
Speaker 1: was the one done down in Medien, right yeah, well

1587
01:30:19,280 --> 01:30:21,000
Speaker 1: that was the one with Pablo Escobar, and then the

1588
01:30:21,120 --> 01:30:24,320
Speaker 1: Narcos Mexico was a different card out exactly what Gandhi

1589
01:30:24,360 --> 01:30:26,040
Speaker 1: was just talking about. Which Narcos we you're talking about,

1590
01:30:26,080 --> 01:30:29,439
Speaker 1: you know, I'm saying, there's another series that's real life Narcos,

1591
01:30:29,520 --> 01:30:32,000
Speaker 1: Like it's actually stories. Yeah, the real life Narcos if

1592
01:30:32,040 --> 01:30:34,240
Speaker 1: you really want to go, the actors are more real.

1593
01:30:36,520 --> 01:30:37,920
Speaker 1: I mean, I need it script it out so I

1594
01:30:37,960 --> 01:30:42,920
Speaker 1: can understand it. Uh, I'm you know, I'm gonna actually

1595
01:30:43,439 --> 01:30:47,240
Speaker 1: get back to Lock and Key tonight on Netflix. I

1596
01:30:47,439 --> 01:30:50,160
Speaker 1: watched the first episode and it was okay. I watched

1597
01:30:50,400 --> 01:30:53,360
Speaker 1: episode two last night. I'm in I get it. I

1598
01:30:53,479 --> 01:30:55,280
Speaker 1: thought Lock and Key was going to be one of

1599
01:30:55,360 --> 01:31:00,360
Speaker 1: those teen kind of shows it's not just because a

1600
01:31:00,400 --> 01:31:03,360
Speaker 1: lot of teams are starring in it. No, it's basically

1601
01:31:03,360 --> 01:31:05,519
Speaker 1: there's a lot of high school action in it. Not that,

1602
01:31:05,720 --> 01:31:07,200
Speaker 1: but you know what I'm saying. Yeah, um, you know

1603
01:31:07,240 --> 01:31:09,280
Speaker 1: it got really real and really adult last night. So

1604
01:31:09,360 --> 01:31:10,760
Speaker 1: I'm into it. So I don't know if you're watching

1605
01:31:10,840 --> 01:31:15,320
Speaker 1: Lock and Key. Also, there was something else I don't know.

1606
01:31:16,080 --> 01:31:18,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a night alone to my Valentine's night

1607
01:31:18,840 --> 01:31:20,400
Speaker 1: I'm doing. I'm gonna go to a party and I'm

1608
01:31:20,439 --> 01:31:22,439
Speaker 1: gonna come home. I'm buy myself Alex. I don't see

1609
01:31:22,520 --> 01:31:23,880
Speaker 1: him for a couple of days. So I'm like, I

1610
01:31:23,960 --> 01:31:25,439
Speaker 1: want to get into a I want to get into

1611
01:31:25,520 --> 01:31:27,519
Speaker 1: something new and different. What do I want to watch?

1612
01:31:27,600 --> 01:31:29,800
Speaker 1: The pharmacist tell you, I thought you were going to

1613
01:31:29,880 --> 01:31:33,679
Speaker 1: do Game of Thrones, that the whole thing tonight. Game

1614
01:31:33,720 --> 01:31:36,400
Speaker 1: of Thrones tonight. But I think you could get halfway

1615
01:31:36,439 --> 01:31:39,040
Speaker 1: through season one? Well I noticed I could. I almost

1616
01:31:39,040 --> 01:31:42,560
Speaker 1: watched a parasite last night. Ah yeah, but it was

1617
01:31:42,640 --> 01:31:45,080
Speaker 1: like seven thousand dollars. I'm not I'm not gonna spend

1618
01:31:45,320 --> 01:31:47,320
Speaker 1: I think nineteen ninety nine or twenty nine ninety nine

1619
01:31:47,400 --> 01:31:49,439
Speaker 1: or whatever it was. I'm gonna spend that. It'll be

1620
01:31:49,520 --> 01:31:52,360
Speaker 1: out on its own for free, right soon, soon enough,

1621
01:31:52,439 --> 01:31:54,880
Speaker 1: I would think, yeah, I bet I could send you

1622
01:31:55,120 --> 01:31:57,080
Speaker 1: a website that you could get it from if you're

1623
01:31:57,080 --> 01:31:59,760
Speaker 1: not working about your computer's health. Okay, good, thank you.

1624
01:32:00,800 --> 01:32:03,400
Speaker 1: But back to you know, watching a new show that

1625
01:32:03,520 --> 01:32:05,280
Speaker 1: suggested to you by your friend or by your your

1626
01:32:05,360 --> 01:32:07,880
Speaker 1: morning show. You listen to every name perchance. I mean,

1627
01:32:08,560 --> 01:32:11,559
Speaker 1: can you give it more than fifteen minutes, even if

1628
01:32:11,560 --> 01:32:14,720
Speaker 1: you're going not into it? Yeah, I find you can.

1629
01:32:14,840 --> 01:32:16,479
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're not into it in fifteen minutes,

1630
01:32:16,520 --> 01:32:18,599
Speaker 1: you stay with it. I tried to. I'll usually give

1631
01:32:18,600 --> 01:32:20,799
Speaker 1: it two episodes. So like even with Game of Thrones,

1632
01:32:20,840 --> 01:32:22,640
Speaker 1: the first episode I kind of wasn't really feeling it,

1633
01:32:22,960 --> 01:32:24,960
Speaker 1: and then I watched the second one and I thought, okay, yep,

1634
01:32:25,080 --> 01:32:27,600
Speaker 1: I'm here for this now. Sometimes you just have to

1635
01:32:27,760 --> 01:32:30,280
Speaker 1: build to get to the story. I'll be honest. I

1636
01:32:30,760 --> 01:32:34,519
Speaker 1: watched um uh, the Ship's Creek show on Netflix, and

1637
01:32:34,640 --> 01:32:37,679
Speaker 1: I watched one episode. I forced myself to watch half

1638
01:32:37,680 --> 01:32:40,560
Speaker 1: of the second episode. I didn't love it, m I know,

1639
01:32:40,640 --> 01:32:42,519
Speaker 1: but they're saying, like three episodes in is where you

1640
01:32:42,600 --> 01:32:45,040
Speaker 1: need to go, So I don't know, what's scary. What's

1641
01:32:45,040 --> 01:32:47,840
Speaker 1: startling to me is that what you said the other day, Elvis,

1642
01:32:47,880 --> 01:32:51,200
Speaker 1: where you will judge a series just by the description.

1643
01:32:51,400 --> 01:32:54,400
Speaker 1: So we have such short, short attention spans that that'll

1644
01:32:54,479 --> 01:32:57,280
Speaker 1: just be it for you, Like, oh, you just dismiss it,

1645
01:32:57,439 --> 01:33:00,320
Speaker 1: turn the page. You know, So fifteen minutes give show

1646
01:33:00,320 --> 01:33:02,720
Speaker 1: a fifteen minutes is actually kind of a long time

1647
01:33:02,880 --> 01:33:06,559
Speaker 1: considering you know, I'm sitting here with my broken rib

1648
01:33:06,680 --> 01:33:10,640
Speaker 1: thinking I need to learn how to shuffle cards? Is

1649
01:33:10,640 --> 01:33:12,639
Speaker 1: that going to fix your rib? No? No, no, well,

1650
01:33:12,760 --> 01:33:15,360
Speaker 1: just what I'm doing while I'm sitting here. I'm not

1651
01:33:15,479 --> 01:33:17,559
Speaker 1: like very active, So I'm sitting here thinking about crap.

1652
01:33:17,560 --> 01:33:20,400
Speaker 1: I shouldn't be thinking about Can you shuffle cards very well?

1653
01:33:20,479 --> 01:33:24,200
Speaker 1: I'm not good at it? Well, anyone I can do

1654
01:33:24,320 --> 01:33:26,519
Speaker 1: like the classics split them in half and do that

1655
01:33:26,560 --> 01:33:28,960
Speaker 1: little flip thing. Yeah, the people who do the crazy

1656
01:33:29,160 --> 01:33:33,519
Speaker 1: like from far away type of stuff, and it's done exactly.

1657
01:33:33,760 --> 01:33:38,559
Speaker 1: I want to do the I can do the Oh yeah,

1658
01:33:38,560 --> 01:33:42,280
Speaker 1: I can do then we have a deck. It's just

1659
01:33:42,360 --> 01:33:44,600
Speaker 1: something I've always wanted to do. Okay, Like you know,

1660
01:33:45,160 --> 01:33:47,360
Speaker 1: there are little things everyone needs to know how to do.

1661
01:33:47,439 --> 01:33:49,160
Speaker 1: You need to know how to whistle like scary can't

1662
01:33:49,200 --> 01:33:54,360
Speaker 1: whistle like regular people whistles to his teeth. Hollow my teeth.

1663
01:33:58,320 --> 01:34:00,679
Speaker 1: I see that's not whistling. Well, I mean, I'm using

1664
01:34:00,720 --> 01:34:02,560
Speaker 1: my tongue as the top of the bottom of my

1665
01:34:02,640 --> 01:34:05,920
Speaker 1: teeth together. But shouldn't you purse your lips like this? Yeah,

1666
01:34:06,080 --> 01:34:11,400
Speaker 1: listen to what it sounds like that way? Hey, anyway,

1667
01:34:11,479 --> 01:34:14,960
Speaker 1: terrible are we on the radio talking? Did you find

1668
01:34:15,000 --> 01:34:17,080
Speaker 1: some cards? I found some ready, Okay, now let me

1669
01:34:17,120 --> 01:34:20,800
Speaker 1: hear your shuffle. Hang out here. I got it to

1670
01:34:20,840 --> 01:34:25,240
Speaker 1: give a disclaimer. These cards are not broken in. This

1671
01:34:25,400 --> 01:34:28,240
Speaker 1: is hold on and hurry. We have Clay online. He's

1672
01:34:28,240 --> 01:34:30,719
Speaker 1: gonna sing us a telegram. This is a very okay.

1673
01:34:32,040 --> 01:34:35,439
Speaker 1: Oh you can do it. You can do it. And

1674
01:34:35,560 --> 01:34:38,080
Speaker 1: these are not even broken in. Is that what's the called?

1675
01:34:38,160 --> 01:34:40,439
Speaker 1: It's called bridge bridge? See there's an unbroken in. Hillary,

1676
01:34:40,439 --> 01:34:48,720
Speaker 1: try again, Okay, do a lot better than me. I'll

1677
01:34:48,760 --> 01:34:55,240
Speaker 1: tell you that. Oh that's the bridge. Sounds good. They

1678
01:34:55,400 --> 01:34:58,599
Speaker 1: turning me on with this bridge? That all right? Yeah,

1679
01:34:58,720 --> 01:35:03,160
Speaker 1: Daddy likes it. When line seven is Clay from Virginia Beach. Uh,

1680
01:35:04,000 --> 01:35:06,840
Speaker 1: here's a talent, Hey, Clay, can you can you shuffle cards?

1681
01:35:08,400 --> 01:35:14,040
Speaker 1: Can I what exactly? Can you shuffle cards? Uh? Yeah,

1682
01:35:14,040 --> 01:35:16,400
Speaker 1: I can shuffle cards. Not that great though? Can you

1683
01:35:16,439 --> 01:35:18,880
Speaker 1: do the bridge? All? Right? So Clay used to do

1684
01:35:19,080 --> 01:35:22,000
Speaker 1: singing telegrams. Was this your full time job or just

1685
01:35:22,240 --> 01:35:24,960
Speaker 1: like a part time weekend thing. Well? I actually had

1686
01:35:25,000 --> 01:35:27,839
Speaker 1: a business, a singing telegram business in Virginia Beach, Virginia

1687
01:35:27,920 --> 01:35:32,320
Speaker 1: for about sixteen years. Right, and now I'm doing flowers

1688
01:35:32,400 --> 01:35:35,760
Speaker 1: and design work. But I still enjoy singing and doing

1689
01:35:35,800 --> 01:35:37,760
Speaker 1: the theater thing every now and then. All right, So

1690
01:35:38,760 --> 01:35:45,760
Speaker 1: for which occasions would you show up as a singing telegram? Birthdays? Um, birthdays, anniversaries? Uh?

1691
01:35:45,920 --> 01:35:47,880
Speaker 1: And you know I've done them in every I mean

1692
01:35:47,920 --> 01:35:49,599
Speaker 1: I've even done a singing and telegram in a funeral

1693
01:35:49,640 --> 01:35:52,519
Speaker 1: home before. Oh my god, do you do you have

1694
01:35:52,560 --> 01:35:56,400
Speaker 1: a telegram for Valentine's Day? By chance? I do? I do? Yes,

1695
01:35:57,840 --> 01:35:59,200
Speaker 1: you're at sing it for us? Oh? Do you guys

1696
01:35:59,240 --> 01:36:02,800
Speaker 1: want to hear Clay do his Valentine singing telegrams? All right?

1697
01:36:02,920 --> 01:36:06,240
Speaker 1: Here we go, Okay, here we go. Won't you be

1698
01:36:06,760 --> 01:36:12,519
Speaker 1: my Valentine? I really want you to be mine. I'll

1699
01:36:12,640 --> 01:36:16,519
Speaker 1: buy you cheese, I'll buy you wine. Won't you be

1700
01:36:16,720 --> 01:36:23,479
Speaker 1: my Valentine, your cares and trouble. I'll ease. I'm even

1701
01:36:23,720 --> 01:36:28,880
Speaker 1: down on my knees. So won't you be my Valentine?

1702
01:36:29,360 --> 01:36:32,240
Speaker 1: I'll walk the dog, I'll walk the line, I'll sing

1703
01:36:32,320 --> 01:36:37,400
Speaker 1: the song play time, won't you be my valente? Time?

1704
01:36:38,120 --> 01:36:42,240
Speaker 1: That was beautiful? This is better than the masks singer.

1705
01:36:42,320 --> 01:36:46,840
Speaker 1: I love play. You know, telegrams you're kind of a

1706
01:36:46,920 --> 01:36:48,879
Speaker 1: thing in the past. Now you have to do singing tweets.

1707
01:36:49,439 --> 01:36:52,120
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. You're you're absolutely right. I

1708
01:36:52,160 --> 01:36:55,920
Speaker 1: mean I used to go into two restaurants and banks

1709
01:36:55,960 --> 01:36:58,880
Speaker 1: and gorilla costumes and so forth, and nowadays you can't

1710
01:36:58,880 --> 01:37:01,439
Speaker 1: even do that, you know. Yeah, no, Now they take

1711
01:37:01,520 --> 01:37:03,400
Speaker 1: you there to rob them. They'll shoot you in the head.

1712
01:37:04,880 --> 01:37:06,960
Speaker 1: Changed that in those days? Well listen, thank you for

1713
01:37:07,040 --> 01:37:12,519
Speaker 1: sharing your Valentine's singing uh Instagraham post. We're changing it

1714
01:37:12,600 --> 01:37:17,400
Speaker 1: for you. Have a great Valentine Day. I love y'all show,

1715
01:37:17,479 --> 01:37:19,400
Speaker 1: Thanks so much. Well, thank you very much. And have

1716
01:37:19,520 --> 01:37:27,040
Speaker 1: you remember Wilson the Cleaning Guy's Christmas albumis Read the Husber.

1717
01:37:28,320 --> 01:37:32,559
Speaker 1: Then you'll love his new Valentine's Day album, Roses has

1718
01:37:32,600 --> 01:37:37,200
Speaker 1: red violets are boo. You'll get instant. Classic love songs

1719
01:37:37,560 --> 01:37:44,880
Speaker 1: like this, do You Beautiful? Do you Beautiful? You beautiful?

1720
01:37:45,600 --> 01:37:52,560
Speaker 1: It's true? I saw you face and don't love that

1721
01:37:55,000 --> 01:37:58,720
Speaker 1: on Roses Has Red, Violets Are Boo. Love takes on

1722
01:37:58,840 --> 01:38:02,160
Speaker 1: a whole new ba and so do some other words.

1723
01:38:02,400 --> 01:38:10,519
Speaker 1: When you hear this fl see you sit Lane where

1724
01:38:10,600 --> 01:38:15,479
Speaker 1: you lie way me and you sit forget the woe.

1725
01:38:16,000 --> 01:38:19,160
Speaker 1: When you hear Wilson sing love songs, you'll want to

1726
01:38:19,240 --> 01:38:22,439
Speaker 1: grab hold of a loved one and see if they

1727
01:38:22,600 --> 01:38:27,320
Speaker 1: know what he's saying, especially on songs like this and

1728
01:38:27,439 --> 01:38:31,240
Speaker 1: the Beast Hero for You one two three, I can't

1729
01:38:31,280 --> 01:38:38,439
Speaker 1: be a hero baby, I will stopping or whatever. You

1730
01:38:39,520 --> 01:38:45,880
Speaker 1: can't take my breast. Oh. After hearing Wilson's Valentine's Day CD,

1731
01:38:46,520 --> 01:38:50,720
Speaker 1: Roses Has Read Violets Are Boo, you'll finally understand the

1732
01:38:51,000 --> 01:38:55,439
Speaker 1: meaning of love. Even if you don't understand Wilson. Please

1733
01:38:55,560 --> 01:38:58,920
Speaker 1: buy my albums as all love you don't buy I

1734
01:38:59,080 --> 01:39:07,840
Speaker 1: Spray you win this We love Wilson. All right, let's

1735
01:39:07,880 --> 01:39:09,639
Speaker 1: talk about it. You know what here it is. It's

1736
01:39:09,720 --> 01:39:12,720
Speaker 1: a Valentine's Day. You don't want to think about work,

1737
01:39:13,080 --> 01:39:15,559
Speaker 1: especially if you have the task of hiring someone new

1738
01:39:15,640 --> 01:39:18,600
Speaker 1: for your small or medium or large business today. So

1739
01:39:18,720 --> 01:39:20,560
Speaker 1: don't do it. Let Zip Recruiter do it for you.

1740
01:39:20,800 --> 01:39:23,840
Speaker 1: We've been talking about Zipp Recruiter for years now, and

1741
01:39:24,000 --> 01:39:26,880
Speaker 1: of course we've been telling you the story about Dylaniskowitz.

1742
01:39:27,080 --> 01:39:29,320
Speaker 1: We've told you this story a thousand times, but I

1743
01:39:29,400 --> 01:39:30,720
Speaker 1: love telling the story. You want to hear the story

1744
01:39:30,760 --> 01:39:35,439
Speaker 1: about dylanmisco Witch again. Well, he is the owner of

1745
01:39:35,560 --> 01:39:40,919
Speaker 1: Cafe Altura and it's a big, huge, incredible, uh gourmet

1746
01:39:41,040 --> 01:39:44,240
Speaker 1: coffee company. He needed to hire a director of coffee,

1747
01:39:44,240 --> 01:39:46,920
Speaker 1: as I've told you many times, someone who is in

1748
01:39:47,040 --> 01:39:49,759
Speaker 1: charge of buying coffee beans and roasting them and tasting

1749
01:39:49,840 --> 01:39:52,840
Speaker 1: them for quality control. Anyway, he's trying to find the

1750
01:39:52,960 --> 01:39:56,840
Speaker 1: right person to be this person, and it's difficult job.

1751
01:39:56,880 --> 01:39:59,920
Speaker 1: Boards he was using delivered tons of unqualified, unqualified app

1752
01:40:00,600 --> 01:40:03,320
Speaker 1: So he used Zip Recruiter. He had someone in within

1753
01:40:03,400 --> 01:40:06,920
Speaker 1: a week. He hired a director of coffee. Now, how

1754
01:40:07,000 --> 01:40:09,839
Speaker 1: difficult is that? I mean that's a very specialized profession,

1755
01:40:09,880 --> 01:40:12,760
Speaker 1: don't you think yes. Anyway, he switched to Zip Recruiter

1756
01:40:12,960 --> 01:40:17,160
Speaker 1: and applications came in by the dozens. The difference was

1757
01:40:17,320 --> 01:40:21,719
Speaker 1: these applications, all these people were qualified. Because zip recruiter

1758
01:40:21,840 --> 01:40:23,880
Speaker 1: only invites people who are qualified. Four out of five

1759
01:40:23,880 --> 01:40:26,240
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1762
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Speaker 1: com slash Elvita from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show,

1763
01:40:38,080 --> 01:40:41,400
Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to spending some time with Justin Bieber's

1764
01:40:41,400 --> 01:40:42,760
Speaker 1: new album. I haven't heard the whole thing. This is

1765
01:40:42,800 --> 01:40:44,880
Speaker 1: the first time in a long time a new album

1766
01:40:45,439 --> 01:40:46,840
Speaker 1: from an artist like that does come out, and I

1767
01:40:46,880 --> 01:40:49,240
Speaker 1: haven't heard it already, So I'm gonna be listening to

1768
01:40:49,360 --> 01:40:52,360
Speaker 1: it like the whole world. I'm being a mere mortal today.

1769
01:40:53,120 --> 01:40:55,439
Speaker 1: How does it feel? Does it feel weird? It feels

1770
01:40:55,840 --> 01:40:58,880
Speaker 1: so strange anyway. I know, But if that's one of

1771
01:40:58,920 --> 01:41:00,920
Speaker 1: the one of the perks of doing what we do

1772
01:41:01,080 --> 01:41:04,000
Speaker 1: is we get these these these albums early, and I didn't,

1773
01:41:04,320 --> 01:41:06,439
Speaker 1: so I'm ready to go. I know the one, the

1774
01:41:06,520 --> 01:41:09,960
Speaker 1: song that Justin Bieber does with Post Malone called Forever

1775
01:41:10,080 --> 01:41:13,880
Speaker 1: I believe sounds great. I love it. Uh. Here it

1776
01:41:14,000 --> 01:41:16,840
Speaker 1: is Valentine's Day. Flowers are plenty of flowers are flying

1777
01:41:16,920 --> 01:41:19,360
Speaker 1: left and right, neverwhere. I actually actually read an article

1778
01:41:19,400 --> 01:41:21,160
Speaker 1: in the New York Times. There's a company Gandhi in

1779
01:41:21,160 --> 01:41:25,200
Speaker 1: New York City that takes flowers from events and resells them.

1780
01:41:25,240 --> 01:41:28,120
Speaker 1: So you can buy recycled flowers that are still looking okay,

1781
01:41:28,600 --> 01:41:34,240
Speaker 1: and you buy them at discount rates. It is Lauren

1782
01:41:34,320 --> 01:41:37,599
Speaker 1: online one. It's calling with an interesting thought. Hi Lauren,

1783
01:41:37,640 --> 01:41:42,200
Speaker 1: Happy Valentine's Day. Hey, Happy Valentine's Day, guys, So tell

1784
01:41:42,240 --> 01:41:45,479
Speaker 1: everyone what you did. So I gotta tell you, Um,

1785
01:41:46,200 --> 01:41:49,519
Speaker 1: I sent flowers to myself. So do you know you

1786
01:41:49,600 --> 01:41:52,360
Speaker 1: had that like promotion on one hundred flowers? And I

1787
01:41:52,520 --> 01:41:56,680
Speaker 1: was like, dam I'm an older woman, I'm divorced, and

1788
01:41:57,800 --> 01:41:59,919
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day used to be the day that I absolutely

1789
01:42:00,120 --> 01:42:02,559
Speaker 1: hate it. And I'm like, I'm so overall that drama.

1790
01:42:03,040 --> 01:42:04,680
Speaker 1: I said, what can I do for myself? So I

1791
01:42:05,439 --> 01:42:09,360
Speaker 1: sent roses to myself and I wrote this awesome note

1792
01:42:10,040 --> 01:42:14,040
Speaker 1: and I just, um, just loving myself and that's what

1793
01:42:14,120 --> 01:42:16,840
Speaker 1: it's all about. I'm not bombing that I don't have

1794
01:42:16,960 --> 01:42:21,160
Speaker 1: anybody this thinks this Valentine's Day and I'm really it

1795
01:42:21,240 --> 01:42:25,639
Speaker 1: makes me feel really good. So not to be too personal,

1796
01:42:25,760 --> 01:42:27,599
Speaker 1: but can you tell us what you wrote to yourself

1797
01:42:27,800 --> 01:42:29,960
Speaker 1: on your note. Oh my god, I have it with me.

1798
01:42:31,120 --> 01:42:33,960
Speaker 1: I carried it with me right here, we goggy want

1799
01:42:33,960 --> 01:42:35,280
Speaker 1: to hear this? Oh my god. All right, this is

1800
01:42:35,280 --> 01:42:36,960
Speaker 1: a little embarrassing. All right, all right, here we go,

1801
01:42:37,120 --> 01:42:40,439
Speaker 1: here we go, all right? Ready. Yes, When I look

1802
01:42:40,479 --> 01:42:44,479
Speaker 1: at you, all I see is beauty. You shine so

1803
01:42:44,640 --> 01:42:49,480
Speaker 1: brightly with a loving, powerful glow that is sexy and irresistible.

1804
01:42:50,120 --> 01:42:53,760
Speaker 1: Your smile lights in every room. Being with you is

1805
01:42:53,800 --> 01:43:00,879
Speaker 1: the best part of my life, Lauren. You know that's beautiful.

1806
01:43:01,040 --> 01:43:02,479
Speaker 1: And I can tell just by the sound of your

1807
01:43:02,560 --> 01:43:05,080
Speaker 1: voice that you live up to every single thing you

1808
01:43:05,120 --> 01:43:07,479
Speaker 1: said to yourself in that note. That's great. Thank you,

1809
01:43:07,920 --> 01:43:11,280
Speaker 1: thank you. Yeah, you know, I feel really good about it.

1810
01:43:11,400 --> 01:43:14,519
Speaker 1: And uh yeah, I got my you know what's I

1811
01:43:14,600 --> 01:43:17,519
Speaker 1: got a birthday coming up, and it's just like, let's

1812
01:43:17,520 --> 01:43:19,800
Speaker 1: go do something for myself. So are you gonna you know,

1813
01:43:20,000 --> 01:43:22,000
Speaker 1: are you gonna surprise yourself with something for your birthday?

1814
01:43:22,040 --> 01:43:24,200
Speaker 1: I guess you can't surprise yourself with it, now that

1815
01:43:24,240 --> 01:43:27,880
Speaker 1: I think about it, that's possible. Well, happy happy Valentine's Day, Lauren.

1816
01:43:27,920 --> 01:43:30,080
Speaker 1: And you know, but by the way, one eight hundred

1817
01:43:30,120 --> 01:43:33,559
Speaker 1: flowers dot com is where you go flowers? They got

1818
01:43:33,600 --> 01:43:35,760
Speaker 1: tons of them. They were beautiful. I have to say

1819
01:43:35,800 --> 01:43:38,320
Speaker 1: they were gorgeous. They were lovely. Yeah. I love hearing that.

1820
01:43:38,479 --> 01:43:42,120
Speaker 1: Happy Valentine's Day, Lauren, and take good care you're next time.

1821
01:43:42,400 --> 01:43:45,880
Speaker 1: You love you too, Bye bye. I love hearing that.

1822
01:43:46,680 --> 01:43:48,679
Speaker 1: You know what, you gotta love yourself. If you don't

1823
01:43:48,680 --> 01:43:50,120
Speaker 1: love you, no one else is gonna love you. That

1824
01:43:50,240 --> 01:43:52,560
Speaker 1: was a great note. Seriously, I want to copy that

1825
01:43:52,640 --> 01:43:54,400
Speaker 1: and read it to myself every day. I'll write your

1826
01:43:54,439 --> 01:43:57,840
Speaker 1: own note, which she said was perfect. Why would I

1827
01:43:57,960 --> 01:44:01,880
Speaker 1: change that? Write your own note? She plagiarism, not plagiarism.

1828
01:44:01,960 --> 01:44:04,000
Speaker 1: I'm stealing a good idea. You do it all the time.

1829
01:44:04,280 --> 01:44:07,519
Speaker 1: I can see you telling your shut up. I can

1830
01:44:07,600 --> 01:44:09,519
Speaker 1: see you telling yourself how sexy you think you are?

1831
01:44:09,640 --> 01:44:12,559
Speaker 1: I really am? Do you really think you're sexy? Uh?

1832
01:44:13,200 --> 01:44:15,479
Speaker 1: You know, not as sexy as I once was. But

1833
01:44:15,520 --> 01:44:18,320
Speaker 1: I'm getting back to you know, I'm getting bringing sexy back,

1834
01:44:18,360 --> 01:44:21,280
Speaker 1: so gaining it? Yeah, you're what are you doing to

1835
01:44:21,360 --> 01:44:23,760
Speaker 1: regain it? Exactly? I'm doing a lot of sit ups,

1836
01:44:24,120 --> 01:44:29,439
Speaker 1: a lot of sit ups. I look at this, please

1837
01:44:29,560 --> 01:44:32,000
Speaker 1: look great, please, Nate, I did look better now than

1838
01:44:32,040 --> 01:44:37,720
Speaker 1: you did a pre stroke, which one. All right, let's

1839
01:44:37,720 --> 01:44:45,720
Speaker 1: come the three things you need to know? Yeah, you do,

1840
01:44:46,240 --> 01:44:48,599
Speaker 1: all right, gandhi, it's all you all right to day

1841
01:44:48,800 --> 01:44:51,439
Speaker 1: is the second anniversary of the horrific mass shooting at

1842
01:44:51,439 --> 01:44:54,439
Speaker 1: Marjorie Stoneman Douglas High School. If you don't remember, on

1843
01:44:54,479 --> 01:44:57,559
Speaker 1: this day in twenty eighteen, seventeen people lost their lives,

1844
01:44:57,600 --> 01:45:00,880
Speaker 1: including fourteen students and three staff members. Today at ten

1845
01:45:01,000 --> 01:45:03,920
Speaker 1: seventeen am Dade County and Broward County, along with our

1846
01:45:03,960 --> 01:45:05,840
Speaker 1: sister station Why one hundred is going to have a

1847
01:45:05,920 --> 01:45:09,880
Speaker 1: moment of silence. Energy companies are warning against something this

1848
01:45:10,080 --> 01:45:14,280
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day, and it is letting those metallic heartshaped balloons go.

1849
01:45:14,680 --> 01:45:16,439
Speaker 1: First of all, don't let balloons go in general, that's

1850
01:45:16,439 --> 01:45:19,880
Speaker 1: a terrible plan. But these ones in particular are conductors

1851
01:45:19,960 --> 01:45:22,160
Speaker 1: because of the material that is used. So they're saying

1852
01:45:22,160 --> 01:45:24,120
Speaker 1: when they float away and hit a power line, they

1853
01:45:24,160 --> 01:45:28,080
Speaker 1: can melt electric wires, short transformers, and knock out power.

1854
01:45:28,400 --> 01:45:30,479
Speaker 1: So if you were thinking about taking those outside letting

1855
01:45:30,479 --> 01:45:33,280
Speaker 1: them go, think again. It is a hazard. So if

1856
01:45:33,280 --> 01:45:36,960
Speaker 1: an entire city goes black, it's probably not Russia. In

1857
01:45:37,000 --> 01:45:40,080
Speaker 1: their computer systems, it's a milar balloon. It's exactly that,

1858
01:45:40,280 --> 01:45:44,120
Speaker 1: just a balloon and nothing else. I don't know. And finally,

1859
01:45:44,320 --> 01:45:47,240
Speaker 1: NASA is taking an interest in Venus. The Da Vinci

1860
01:45:47,320 --> 01:45:50,360
Speaker 1: Plus Mission is going to send a spacecraft to analyze

1861
01:45:50,439 --> 01:45:53,080
Speaker 1: Venus's atmosphere and try to determine whether there was ever

1862
01:45:53,200 --> 01:45:55,400
Speaker 1: an ocean there. It's also going to attempt to map

1863
01:45:55,439 --> 01:45:58,160
Speaker 1: the surface of Venus and try to understand the geology

1864
01:45:58,360 --> 01:46:00,760
Speaker 1: that's at work there. And those are your three things.

1865
01:46:01,000 --> 01:46:03,320
Speaker 1: Out of all the planets, Venus is the sexiest. Don't

1866
01:46:03,320 --> 01:46:06,000
Speaker 1: you agree? Ah? Yeah, I think, I don't know. I

1867
01:46:06,120 --> 01:46:09,360
Speaker 1: kind of like those rings around Saturn though, right, no

1868
01:46:09,560 --> 01:46:14,200
Speaker 1: Uranus jokes please, okay, thank you. Gandhi are one of

1869
01:46:14,240 --> 01:46:16,800
Speaker 1: our favorite Valentine's phone taps from the Valentine's Vault on

1870
01:46:16,920 --> 01:46:23,840
Speaker 1: the Way in the Morning, Last Dan in the Morning Show.

1871
01:46:25,000 --> 01:46:26,439
Speaker 1: All right, you know we haven't done top of the

1872
01:46:26,520 --> 01:46:30,200
Speaker 1: Charts in a while. Yeah, I love I love this segment.

1873
01:46:30,280 --> 01:46:31,880
Speaker 1: You know what we do. We give you the number

1874
01:46:31,920 --> 01:46:33,960
Speaker 1: one songs. It's all different genres of music here in

1875
01:46:34,000 --> 01:46:37,600
Speaker 1: the US, and then we traveled to different countries, just

1876
01:46:37,720 --> 01:46:39,400
Speaker 1: a few. We know, we can't do them all every

1877
01:46:39,680 --> 01:46:42,120
Speaker 1: every week. But anyway, we traveled two different countries to

1878
01:46:42,120 --> 01:46:44,280
Speaker 1: tell you what third number one songs are there? Don't

1879
01:46:44,320 --> 01:46:47,920
Speaker 1: you find that just effin interesting? I love it. I

1880
01:46:48,040 --> 01:46:49,640
Speaker 1: love the way you pronounce it too. This is the

1881
01:46:49,680 --> 01:46:54,519
Speaker 1: most exciting part. How I butcher foreign names? Oh you're

1882
01:46:54,520 --> 01:46:56,559
Speaker 1: about to hear it. Wait till you get wait till

1883
01:46:56,600 --> 01:47:00,240
Speaker 1: we get to uh oh, is it Austria? Oh boy?

1884
01:47:01,960 --> 01:47:04,080
Speaker 1: Maybe an Austrian. We'll call it. Tell me you're a German,

1885
01:47:04,160 --> 01:47:05,640
Speaker 1: or someone will call me. Tell me how to pronounce this?

1886
01:47:05,920 --> 01:47:07,799
Speaker 1: All right, well, let's get into it. Top of the charts.

1887
01:47:09,840 --> 01:47:11,920
Speaker 1: Let's start hearing the good old us of a ready

1888
01:47:12,840 --> 01:47:16,240
Speaker 1: uh gandhi? Hello. What's the number one top forty song

1889
01:47:16,360 --> 01:47:18,640
Speaker 1: in America? Well, thank you for asking. That would be

1890
01:47:18,920 --> 01:47:28,679
Speaker 1: Roddy Ritz with the bucks to twelve sticking I'm scary. Yeah.

1891
01:47:29,240 --> 01:47:31,439
Speaker 1: What's the number one R and B hip hop song

1892
01:47:31,520 --> 01:47:35,720
Speaker 1: in America? Life is Good Future featuring Drake working on

1893
01:47:35,840 --> 01:47:40,160
Speaker 1: a weekend like usual, way health and it deepen like usual?

1894
01:47:40,439 --> 01:47:43,360
Speaker 1: All right, swear they passed us. They done too much.

1895
01:47:43,600 --> 01:47:46,280
Speaker 1: Let's go to Roggy. What's the number one country song

1896
01:47:46,360 --> 01:47:48,680
Speaker 1: in America? Is it? Honey? I wish I was with you?

1897
01:47:48,840 --> 01:47:54,519
Speaker 1: But I'm in Savannah tonight. No Marion Morris and the Bones.

1898
01:48:05,439 --> 01:48:08,720
Speaker 1: There you have it, love Marion Morris. Uh, let's see,

1899
01:48:08,720 --> 01:48:12,719
Speaker 1: we're out of people. There's no one here. I'll go again,

1900
01:48:12,760 --> 01:48:15,320
Speaker 1: I'll go again, gandhi. Okay, what's the number one Latin

1901
01:48:15,400 --> 01:48:17,479
Speaker 1: song in America? Thank you for asking? That would be

1902
01:48:17,560 --> 01:48:30,200
Speaker 1: Ozuna with Fantasia. Do you want to do one? Nature? Nate?

1903
01:48:30,280 --> 01:48:32,120
Speaker 1: What's the number one dance song in America? Oh? It's

1904
01:48:32,120 --> 01:48:43,080
Speaker 1: in the dark, vintage culture and fancying number one dance song.

1905
01:48:43,200 --> 01:48:45,400
Speaker 1: Sounded good. I want to go dance to them. But

1906
01:48:45,439 --> 01:48:48,280
Speaker 1: I didn't have a broken rib. I would. Oh, by

1907
01:48:48,320 --> 01:48:49,800
Speaker 1: the way, have I ever told you today I have

1908
01:48:49,880 --> 01:48:52,080
Speaker 1: a broken rib? All right? You haven't mentioned it for

1909
01:48:52,120 --> 01:48:54,920
Speaker 1: a while. Oh it hurts. It only hurts when I exist.

1910
01:48:55,920 --> 01:48:57,640
Speaker 1: Can we talk? Can we also say that you got

1911
01:48:57,680 --> 01:48:59,840
Speaker 1: the broken rib from neeing yourself in the chest? I

1912
01:49:00,160 --> 01:49:02,360
Speaker 1: need myself in the chest while working out on a

1913
01:49:02,479 --> 01:49:05,640
Speaker 1: leg press, on a leg press, so I can't do

1914
01:49:05,800 --> 01:49:08,040
Speaker 1: leg presses anymore. All right, Let's go around the world. Now,

1915
01:49:08,120 --> 01:49:11,920
Speaker 1: whip out your passport. Let's go to Brazil. Oh God,

1916
01:49:12,280 --> 01:49:14,360
Speaker 1: The number one song in Brazil this week is called

1917
01:49:14,800 --> 01:49:28,800
Speaker 1: Melu by Gustavo Lima and of course Gustavo, you're not

1918
01:49:28,920 --> 01:49:31,840
Speaker 1: easy to pronounce. Okay, So Austria. The name of the

1919
01:49:31,920 --> 01:49:34,240
Speaker 1: song that's number one in Austria this week is Donuts,

1920
01:49:34,720 --> 01:49:38,679
Speaker 1: but the name of the artist is Zeus or Zeus.

1921
01:49:39,560 --> 01:49:41,760
Speaker 1: It's g z u z How would you say that?

1922
01:49:42,320 --> 01:49:47,680
Speaker 1: Jesus donuts? And okay? Number one in Austria, number one

1923
01:49:47,960 --> 01:50:01,960
Speaker 1: Donuts but unexpected? Should I like the song? All right?

1924
01:50:02,040 --> 01:50:06,160
Speaker 1: Let's go to beautiful Portugal? Oh I love Portugal. The

1925
01:50:06,280 --> 01:50:09,559
Speaker 1: number one song this week in Portugal is by Julia.

1926
01:50:10,000 --> 01:50:27,080
Speaker 1: It's called Me Nina Alta Portugal, Lisbon, Lisbon is so beautiful,

1927
01:50:27,439 --> 01:50:31,240
Speaker 1: up and down the coast, scary. Yes, you should go,

1928
01:50:31,520 --> 01:50:33,840
Speaker 1: you love it. Let's go to Thailand. The number one

1929
01:50:33,920 --> 01:50:48,880
Speaker 1: song is by Zico. It's called any song Thailand this week.

1930
01:50:48,920 --> 01:50:50,360
Speaker 1: That is Zico in any song? All right? Let me

1931
01:50:50,439 --> 01:50:53,719
Speaker 1: try to screw up the France song from a grodeur

1932
01:50:54,040 --> 01:50:59,800
Speaker 1: and who's lenfoix? Uh? The number one song in France

1933
01:50:59,880 --> 01:51:15,479
Speaker 1: is never Riven paw go right, nail, I nailed it,

1934
01:51:15,560 --> 01:51:18,640
Speaker 1: but than I hit my thumb with the hammer. So

1935
01:51:18,800 --> 01:51:21,880
Speaker 1: number one in France is Rivian Paw all right, there

1936
01:51:21,920 --> 01:51:25,040
Speaker 1: you go, and there's your top of the charts. That

1937
01:51:25,240 --> 01:51:29,800
Speaker 1: was fabulous, all right. The reason I tear it and

1938
01:51:29,800 --> 01:51:31,320
Speaker 1: tear it off and throw it away because the charts

1939
01:51:31,320 --> 01:51:33,680
Speaker 1: are always changing. So next time you hear us to

1940
01:51:33,720 --> 01:51:35,320
Speaker 1: the top of the charge, we'll go to different countries.

1941
01:51:35,600 --> 01:51:38,439
Speaker 1: And by the way, a disclaimer, if you don't hear

1942
01:51:38,479 --> 01:51:40,960
Speaker 1: your country today doesn't mean we don't like your country.

1943
01:51:41,280 --> 01:51:43,840
Speaker 1: People are asking, where's Italy. Well, we can't do all

1944
01:51:43,880 --> 01:51:46,679
Speaker 1: countries because that would touch a globe of countries. We'd

1945
01:51:46,720 --> 01:51:49,600
Speaker 1: be here for three hours. Also, if you hear a

1946
01:51:49,680 --> 01:51:51,720
Speaker 1: song that's, let's say, from an Italian artist, but it's

1947
01:51:51,760 --> 01:51:54,880
Speaker 1: number one in Thailand, that happens. Sometimes the number one

1948
01:51:54,960 --> 01:51:56,880
Speaker 1: song in one country could be from an artists from

1949
01:51:56,880 --> 01:52:00,400
Speaker 1: another country. There, there you have it. It's your passificative

1950
01:52:00,560 --> 01:52:03,200
Speaker 1: exploration on how we figure out the songs on top

1951
01:52:03,240 --> 01:52:06,320
Speaker 1: of the charts. We'll be back after this. More from

1952
01:52:06,320 --> 01:52:10,200
Speaker 1: the Mercedes MG Interview Lounge. Lizzo, we call her. We

1953
01:52:10,240 --> 01:52:16,040
Speaker 1: woke her up. I'm so sorry that we woke you up.

1954
01:52:16,120 --> 01:52:18,320
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for saying yes to our invitation.

1955
01:52:18,600 --> 01:52:21,559
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's always my pleasure. I'll wake up

1956
01:52:21,600 --> 01:52:25,440
Speaker 1: for you any time. Baby, brought to you by Mercedes

1957
01:52:25,560 --> 01:52:28,400
Speaker 1: AMG be prepared for whatever comes your way and the

1958
01:52:28,479 --> 01:52:31,720
Speaker 1: all new GT four door Coupe. Because life is a race,

1959
01:52:32,040 --> 01:52:36,960
Speaker 1: visit your local dealership for a test dribe today. Elvis Durant, Elvis,

1960
01:52:37,000 --> 01:52:40,560
Speaker 1: Elvis Durant, the Elvis Durant phone tap. Dear Elvis, I

1961
01:52:40,600 --> 01:52:43,599
Speaker 1: want to phone tap my wife. This comes from John.

1962
01:52:43,920 --> 01:52:46,719
Speaker 1: John's wife was born in Europe, very old school European.

1963
01:52:47,200 --> 01:52:50,519
Speaker 1: She despises telemarketers, especially when they bother her at work.

1964
01:52:51,600 --> 01:52:55,920
Speaker 1: This is the perfect opportunity for mister Michael Oppenheimer. Her

1965
01:52:56,000 --> 01:52:58,639
Speaker 1: co worker and boss will flip out too, phone tap

1966
01:52:58,680 --> 01:53:01,120
Speaker 1: all of them. What the hell? All right, John, We're

1967
01:53:01,120 --> 01:53:04,479
Speaker 1: gonna phone tap your wife, Scary Jones. Is mister Michael

1968
01:53:04,520 --> 01:53:08,080
Speaker 1: Oppenheimer calling John's wife, her co worker, and her boss.

1969
01:53:08,479 --> 01:53:14,599
Speaker 1: Let's listen into quite the obnoxious phone tap. Good morning horse,

1970
01:53:15,080 --> 01:53:17,560
Speaker 1: Oh yes, good morning. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with

1971
01:53:17,680 --> 01:53:20,560
Speaker 1: Valentine's Galore. How are you doing today? Emens? Fine? Thank you.

1972
01:53:20,840 --> 01:53:23,840
Speaker 1: We have some discounted candy here at prices that you

1973
01:53:24,040 --> 01:53:27,759
Speaker 1: just cannot believe all somebody else because we're not interested

1974
01:53:27,880 --> 01:53:34,519
Speaker 1: savings of thirty three, sir, were not interest. Good morning.

1975
01:53:35,240 --> 01:53:37,880
Speaker 1: This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Valentine's Galore. How are

1976
01:53:37,920 --> 01:53:39,720
Speaker 1: you doing today, mien. I'm in the middle of a meeting.

1977
01:53:39,720 --> 01:53:43,680
Speaker 1: If you don't mind, we have the Valentine Giant Hardpes dispenser.

1978
01:53:43,760 --> 01:53:45,960
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, sir, But I'm not interested in

1979
01:53:46,000 --> 01:53:47,720
Speaker 1: the middle of a meeting. Like I just said. Just

1980
01:53:47,880 --> 01:53:50,400
Speaker 1: imagine the smile on his face when he opens that up.

1981
01:53:50,479 --> 01:53:53,120
Speaker 1: Do you understand English? I understand, but do you understand

1982
01:53:53,160 --> 01:53:58,599
Speaker 1: this item was just twenty up? Good morning horse? Oh yes,

1983
01:53:58,720 --> 01:54:01,719
Speaker 1: this is mister Michael Oppenheim. I'm with Valentine's Galory again.

1984
01:54:02,120 --> 01:54:06,639
Speaker 1: Now are you not? Oh no, ma'am, you are stop

1985
01:54:06,760 --> 01:54:11,519
Speaker 1: harassing us. I'm not harassing you are. This is a

1986
01:54:11,640 --> 01:54:13,960
Speaker 1: place of business. I'd like to go and we have

1987
01:54:14,080 --> 01:54:17,800
Speaker 1: our phone open to our customers, not what people like you.

1988
01:54:18,160 --> 01:54:21,160
Speaker 1: May I send you something through email? No, don't you

1989
01:54:21,240 --> 01:54:27,600
Speaker 1: understand the world? N Oh? Hello, this is my cot

1990
01:54:27,680 --> 01:54:30,960
Speaker 1: is going on. Sorry it does sound like you're coming around.

1991
01:54:31,160 --> 01:54:33,800
Speaker 1: I like candy. How did you sign up with anything?

1992
01:54:34,560 --> 01:54:39,680
Speaker 1: It's your problem. Sorry, it's our discount sale after discount

1993
01:54:39,760 --> 01:54:44,640
Speaker 1: sale candy that's going out of stock so that you

1994
01:54:44,720 --> 01:54:47,320
Speaker 1: won't be able to get the jellybelly box until next season.

1995
01:54:47,520 --> 01:54:53,560
Speaker 1: I'm making me nervous. I'm not making you nervous. Sugar

1996
01:54:53,600 --> 01:54:55,840
Speaker 1: free chocolate turtles or for diabetics if you don't like

1997
01:54:55,960 --> 01:55:02,440
Speaker 1: sugar in your diet. Maam hello, Oh yes, this is

1998
01:55:02,520 --> 01:55:06,080
Speaker 1: mister Michael Oppenheimer with Valentine's Galore. How are you doing today? Sir? Yeah?

1999
01:55:06,120 --> 01:55:10,800
Speaker 1: What anyone from this lady and from this man? Don't

2000
01:55:10,800 --> 01:55:14,680
Speaker 1: you yourself? I'll leave this company and these people alone. Oh,

2001
01:55:14,800 --> 01:55:17,800
Speaker 1: I connect you with the operetta, and if you arrest

2002
01:55:18,080 --> 01:55:20,560
Speaker 1: services could be the last time you'll call here. I'm

2003
01:55:20,600 --> 01:55:23,640
Speaker 1: the start. I got the tub of sweethearts available yourself.

2004
01:55:23,720 --> 01:55:27,200
Speaker 1: I don't call back. How about some Valentine Lolly cards?

2005
01:55:27,400 --> 01:55:30,520
Speaker 1: Why don't you sit the canvas up your Oh? Then

2006
01:55:30,560 --> 01:55:32,560
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be able to taste it. Sir, you must

2007
01:55:32,600 --> 01:55:37,040
Speaker 1: be a blanket or crazy. This is my company for

2008
01:55:37,200 --> 01:55:43,080
Speaker 1: business and share maniol niol go yourself the Valentine Giant

2009
01:55:43,120 --> 01:55:45,240
Speaker 1: Heart pest dispenser. Don't you need one of those? I

2010
01:55:45,320 --> 01:55:49,160
Speaker 1: don't go for you. I can't stir go to house.

2011
01:55:49,280 --> 01:55:51,160
Speaker 1: I got the wank of Valentine I don't care what

2012
01:55:51,400 --> 01:55:55,200
Speaker 1: you guys looking stick them up here from Barga me.

2013
01:55:55,560 --> 01:55:57,800
Speaker 1: I'm wish I haven't one third to me and I

2014
01:55:57,960 --> 01:56:03,320
Speaker 1: can pickures so bad. Sap you on a finger saw Buster,

2015
01:56:04,120 --> 01:56:07,800
Speaker 1: you're the host be six foot Wait a second, we

2016
01:56:07,920 --> 01:56:11,360
Speaker 1: have this SpongeBob Crabby Patties candy card kids four forty

2017
01:56:11,440 --> 01:56:14,640
Speaker 1: nine now just three forty nine? Who are the most buster?

2018
01:56:14,960 --> 01:56:18,320
Speaker 1: Big bust? I'd never say in my life by the people.

2019
01:56:18,720 --> 01:56:22,560
Speaker 1: Go by the Mamma, which credit card would you like?

2020
01:56:22,720 --> 01:56:26,000
Speaker 1: I don't give it what you are go ask carmana

2021
01:56:26,080 --> 01:56:28,960
Speaker 1: from the Crevice Cards Brest. I'd like to send you literature.

2022
01:56:29,040 --> 01:56:35,080
Speaker 1: Don't give it what you're gonna give it to me. Oh,

2023
01:56:35,440 --> 01:56:38,400
Speaker 1: can I have just another minute of your time? But

2024
01:56:38,560 --> 01:56:41,920
Speaker 1: I just have to let you know I don't want

2025
01:56:41,960 --> 01:56:46,160
Speaker 1: to sell you candy because this is just a phone

2026
01:56:46,160 --> 01:56:52,800
Speaker 1: tape a bit. It's actually scary. Challenge Melvis right in

2027
01:56:52,800 --> 01:56:57,680
Speaker 1: the Morning Show, you got phone tapped. I can't believe this.

2028
01:57:01,680 --> 01:57:04,520
Speaker 1: You really made him man. But by the way, we

2029
01:57:04,640 --> 01:57:08,560
Speaker 1: have outtake from him doing this phone tap and this

2030
01:57:08,760 --> 01:57:11,040
Speaker 1: is scary. This is a laugh that we found he

2031
01:57:11,080 --> 01:57:17,280
Speaker 1: didn't use. Listen to scary flapp I can't even control myself.

2032
01:57:19,880 --> 01:57:21,920
Speaker 1: Who are you laughing yet? Scary? No one laughing. Your

2033
01:57:21,920 --> 01:57:25,160
Speaker 1: phone taps louder than you. This phone tap is prerecorded.

2034
01:57:25,280 --> 01:57:30,520
Speaker 1: We permission granted by all participants. Durand phone tap on

2035
01:57:30,720 --> 01:57:34,080
Speaker 1: Ellie Durand in the Morning show. It's scary. You could

2036
01:57:34,120 --> 01:57:35,720
Speaker 1: tell when I'm not on my a game. I mean,

2037
01:57:35,760 --> 01:57:38,080
Speaker 1: we're together every morning. So if you have a cald,

2038
01:57:38,200 --> 01:57:40,840
Speaker 1: do what we do. Take music next night shift before bed.

2039
01:57:41,040 --> 01:57:43,040
Speaker 1: It helps relieve cold and flu. Sentence to help you

2040
01:57:43,120 --> 01:57:47,840
Speaker 1: get to sleep. Valentine's Day, Happy Valentine's Ever, Happy Valentine's Dale,

2041
01:57:47,920 --> 01:57:50,600
Speaker 1: or a single? People call it drunk dial your ex

2042
01:57:50,760 --> 01:57:55,320
Speaker 1: day in the show, Do not do that. Do not

2043
01:57:55,480 --> 01:57:57,920
Speaker 1: drunk text, do not drunk dial. Don't do it. It's

2044
01:57:57,960 --> 01:57:59,800
Speaker 1: a bad back play. You know what, We'll be checking

2045
01:57:59,840 --> 01:58:01,600
Speaker 1: in with our text messages all week and long. If

2046
01:58:01,600 --> 01:58:03,320
Speaker 1: you want to send a text to your ex, send

2047
01:58:03,360 --> 01:58:06,360
Speaker 1: it to Ushing's dead at Okay, We'll be here for

2048
01:58:06,480 --> 01:58:08,440
Speaker 1: you and then just put your phone down when you're done.

2049
01:58:08,600 --> 01:58:10,880
Speaker 1: One more look at the Danielle report with Gandhi's sitting

2050
01:58:10,880 --> 01:58:12,600
Speaker 1: in for Danielle. What do you have? Well, Hello, Justin

2051
01:58:12,640 --> 01:58:15,080
Speaker 1: Bieber dropped his album at midnight, lots of special guests

2052
01:58:15,120 --> 01:58:18,000
Speaker 1: at seventeen tracks, and Elvis is very excited to spend

2053
01:58:18,080 --> 01:58:21,520
Speaker 1: his weekend with Justin Bieber. Kanye West is taking his

2054
01:58:21,600 --> 01:58:24,080
Speaker 1: Sunday service to Chicago for the NBA All Star Game.

2055
01:58:24,600 --> 01:58:30,800
Speaker 1: And do you guys believe in love at first sight yet? Lust? Okay, well,

2056
01:58:30,800 --> 01:58:32,800
Speaker 1: I have a list of celebrities who all fell in

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Speaker 1: love at first sight. You want a couple of them? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Who are Michael Douglas and Katherine Zada Jones. They say

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Speaker 1: that it was as soon as he looked at her

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Speaker 1: and said, Katherine, I'm going to be the father of

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Speaker 1: your children. Emily Blunt and John Krasinski. Apparently Emily was

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Speaker 1: having lunch with a friend when he walked into the restaurant,

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Speaker 1: and she said, that was it. I relate to that

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Speaker 1: I would find come on, who wouldn't follow up with him?

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Speaker 1: I know you get to see him every now and

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Speaker 1: then too. I'm so jealous. Allen DeGeneres and ported to

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Speaker 1: Rossi say that they met backstage at VH one's Big

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Speaker 1: and O four Award Words Matt Damon and his wife Luciana.

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Speaker 1: He says he saw her across the room and it

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Speaker 1: was like a beam of light shining down on her

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Speaker 1: and George and the mall. Clooney, He says, I knew

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Speaker 1: when I met her that she was super extraordinary. I

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Speaker 1: wondered if I would ever get a chance to date her.

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Speaker 1: We were friends, and luckily she ended up saying yes.

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Speaker 1: And there you have it, Happy Valentine's Day. I have

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Speaker 1: one more text that was supposed to go to an AX.

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Speaker 1: You want to hear it? Yes, dear X. I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: once again I didn't tell you I was a lesbian

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Speaker 1: and I used you to get to your sister. See

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Speaker 1: you at the Valentine's Day party tonight. Entine Day. That's great.

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Speaker 1: I know open the Heart Radio AB and here everything

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Speaker 1: you missed with demands to the music that before. I

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Speaker 1: listen to you guy, yeah show it's scary you could

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Speaker 1: tell when I'm not on my A game. I mean,

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Speaker 1: we're together every morning. So if you have a called,

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Speaker 1: do what we do. Take music next night shift before bed.

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Speaker 1: It helps relieve cold and flu. Sentence to help you

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Speaker 1: get to sleep.