1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:04,720 Speaker 1: From UFOs to psychic powers and government conspiracies. History is 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:09,119 Speaker 1: riddled with unexplained events. You can turn back now or 3 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:12,079 Speaker 1: learn the stuff they don't want you to know. A 4 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:25,560 Speaker 1: production of My Heart Radio. Hello, welcome back to the show. 5 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:28,400 Speaker 1: My name is Matt, my name is Nol. They called 6 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:31,000 Speaker 1: me Ben. We are joined as always with our super 7 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:35,920 Speaker 1: producer Paul Mission controlled decades. Most importantly, you are you. 8 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:39,280 Speaker 1: You are here, and that makes this the stuff they 9 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:43,280 Speaker 1: don't want you to know. Uh, shine bright like a diamond. 10 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:46,760 Speaker 1: As I believe Rihanna said, we wanted to do a 11 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:50,680 Speaker 1: fun one today, or at least I really did, especially 12 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:54,520 Speaker 1: because we have some dark water ahead. So here we go, 13 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:58,600 Speaker 1: no fooling. If you read the title, today's episode is 14 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:03,960 Speaker 1: about glitter. Seriously, glittery water perhaps ahead as well. Oh yes, 15 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,760 Speaker 1: glittery water before we get to the dark stuff, uh 16 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:08,880 Speaker 1: towards the end of the year. Look, you know, some 17 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:13,160 Speaker 1: people love glitter, some people hate it. But every single 18 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:17,040 Speaker 1: person listening now we all know what we're talking about 19 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:20,240 Speaker 1: when we say glitter. This shiny stuff has also been 20 00:01:20,319 --> 00:01:23,600 Speaker 1: called the herpies of the arts and crafts world, a 21 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:27,720 Speaker 1: joke I appreciated because it does seem nolaf air use 22 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:30,480 Speaker 1: the word insidious, with which I agree. It seems to 23 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:33,480 Speaker 1: get everywhere, even when you don't want it to. Glitter 24 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:36,640 Speaker 1: does not care about your consent. It doesn't care what 25 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:40,040 Speaker 1: you're doing later that day, that week, or you know, 26 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:43,040 Speaker 1: even months after that when you pick up that coat 27 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:47,280 Speaker 1: because the weather has changed. Uh. You know the full disclosure, 28 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:52,160 Speaker 1: fellow conspiracy realist. The three of us, well, the four 29 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:56,880 Speaker 1: of us counting Paul, aren't especially glitter people. We don't 30 00:01:56,960 --> 00:02:00,760 Speaker 1: wake up and go to sleep dreaming of glitter. But 31 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:06,480 Speaker 1: we uh, we learned fairly recently that glitter maybe much 32 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:10,760 Speaker 1: more than a scintillating cousin of confetti. In fact, it 33 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:15,800 Speaker 1: is associated with a surprising amount of mystery and conspiracy. 34 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:19,560 Speaker 1: So first things first, here the facts. Riddle me this. 35 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:24,600 Speaker 1: What what is glitter? What? What is it? Star dust? 36 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:30,160 Speaker 1: Start pixieotogical star dust? It's created by the Faye people, 37 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:34,480 Speaker 1: uh in trees presumably. Um, No, it's not that at all. 38 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:40,640 Speaker 1: It's an industrial grade material basically that's uh cut into 39 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:45,240 Speaker 1: tiny pieces that are impossible to recover or to remove 40 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:49,520 Speaker 1: from wherever they find their way. Yes, and it's kind 41 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:53,480 Speaker 1: of fun. Real name I guess it was fun trying 42 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:58,120 Speaker 1: to put pH and th h together. That's that's not 43 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:00,400 Speaker 1: a fun thing to do. Oh, I guess it is 44 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:02,920 Speaker 1: an exciting thing to do for your mouth, but in 45 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:05,200 Speaker 1: the end it's not fun for anybody who's listening. But 46 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:13,320 Speaker 1: polyethylene tariff tholate, Yes, nailed it. Now, Aluminum metalized polyethylene 47 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:19,280 Speaker 1: tariff tariff thalit. Yeah, metalized? What does that even mean? 48 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,800 Speaker 1: Is it something either metal or it's not. How does 49 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:25,800 Speaker 1: something become metalized? Like so potato chip bags or crisp 50 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:29,959 Speaker 1: for our friends across the pond, Uh, they are metalized. Essentially. 51 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:34,480 Speaker 1: What you do is you take aluminum and you evaporate 52 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:39,040 Speaker 1: it in a very very thin layer across a substance, right, 53 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:43,280 Speaker 1: a substrate. Uh. It's it's weird. It sounds like we're 54 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:45,400 Speaker 1: just throwing a bunch of words at you without really 55 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:49,920 Speaker 1: answering the question what is glitter? But okay, let's let's 56 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:54,320 Speaker 1: get even Uh, let's be even less helpful. Uh. There's 57 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:58,840 Speaker 1: a fantastic New York Times article several that informed our 58 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:03,560 Speaker 1: research here, and one put it this way. As weird 59 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:06,800 Speaker 1: as it sounds, reading this, you'll walk away with the 60 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:10,400 Speaker 1: idea that glitter is made from well glitter. You start 61 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:13,360 Speaker 1: with a big old sheet of this stuff, right like 62 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:17,320 Speaker 1: a like a plastic or cellulo spasin, and then it's 63 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:23,039 Speaker 1: been metallicized, often with aluminum, and then you just keep 64 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:27,000 Speaker 1: cutting it, and you cut it smaller and smaller. The 65 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:30,960 Speaker 1: New York Times article in specific said quote, big glitter 66 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:35,320 Speaker 1: begets smaller glitter smaller, glitter gets everywhere. All glitter is 67 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:40,360 Speaker 1: impossible to remove. Surreal. Remember that really embarrassing scene from 68 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:43,800 Speaker 1: I think it's Attack of the Clones or Phantom Menace 69 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:48,080 Speaker 1: where Anakin is bemoaning sand, the idea of sand. You 70 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:50,520 Speaker 1: can just replace the word sand in his little speech 71 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:53,239 Speaker 1: with glitter, which I'm going to do. I don't like glitter. 72 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:56,320 Speaker 1: I don't like glitter at all. It's coarse and rough 73 00:04:56,400 --> 00:05:00,839 Speaker 1: and irritating and it gets everywhere. Yes, well done. And look, 74 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:02,760 Speaker 1: we we can give you a little bit of the 75 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:06,880 Speaker 1: history of what we could call modern glitter. Uh. Most 76 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:11,160 Speaker 1: folks agree the modern version of plastic glitter dates back 77 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:15,040 Speaker 1: to the nineteen thirties. Uh. And and a big part 78 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:18,800 Speaker 1: of that is due too, Like when you say modern glitter, 79 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:21,960 Speaker 1: we're talking about kind of a plastic base. Um, a 80 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:26,599 Speaker 1: lot of modern glitter really comes from shortages during during 81 00:05:27,279 --> 00:05:31,440 Speaker 1: global wars because people used to make glass glitter, little 82 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:36,000 Speaker 1: shards of glass. They read they couldn't maintain trade supply 83 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:39,480 Speaker 1: with Germany that was making a lot of glass shards. 84 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:42,120 Speaker 1: So this guy we'll talk about in a second, he uh, 85 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:46,880 Speaker 1: this guy named Henry, he starts making uh, plastic based glitter. 86 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:52,320 Speaker 1: But if you look back through the crazy game that 87 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:55,800 Speaker 1: we call humanity, this nuts so fat, then you will 88 00:05:55,839 --> 00:06:02,760 Speaker 1: see that people have been into shiny stuff. Uh most people, 89 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:05,679 Speaker 1: I am not, but most people have been into really shiny, 90 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:10,640 Speaker 1: gleaming stuff since before people wrote things down, before language 91 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:14,080 Speaker 1: was invented, people were all about. People were part macked by. 92 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:16,400 Speaker 1: I was about to say, your your, your pals, the 93 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:21,120 Speaker 1: the what do you call them? There? What's going on? 94 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:25,080 Speaker 1: Just just a guy who does a show with you. 95 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:27,240 Speaker 1: We don't we don't need to you know what when 96 00:06:27,279 --> 00:06:29,560 Speaker 1: it comes to my past and be very glitter x 97 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:32,920 Speaker 1: very meadow brook though we don't need to know. Isn't 98 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:35,159 Speaker 1: that funny though, that there's this like little thing and 99 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:38,599 Speaker 1: are deep in our reptile brains that just seeks the 100 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:42,800 Speaker 1: shine man like gold rush is all based on the glimmer. 101 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:45,520 Speaker 1: It's all based on that shiny stuff, and that's how 102 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:48,760 Speaker 1: you know it's special. And glitter is essentially sort of 103 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:53,000 Speaker 1: like gaming that part of our brains with something essentially worthless. 104 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:56,000 Speaker 1: But that's sort of like gives us a similar dopamine 105 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:59,360 Speaker 1: hit to the stuff that's actually quote unquote valuable. That's 106 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:01,880 Speaker 1: why I end ancient times that you're talking about. They're 107 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,960 Speaker 1: been like prehistoric times. That's why people decided to put 108 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:07,760 Speaker 1: shiny on their face and on their arms and in 109 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:10,760 Speaker 1: places they would make them shine to others. It's all 110 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:14,640 Speaker 1: about being shiny for you. There. Weness is witness me, 111 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:21,200 Speaker 1: witnessed me. I don't know. I didn't agree with his 112 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:24,760 Speaker 1: religion until I saw his shiny wekness is that man's 113 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:27,160 Speaker 1: onto something. Can we just put this to bed real quick? 114 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:29,560 Speaker 1: It's Weenness is not a scientific term. I think we've 115 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:32,120 Speaker 1: we surely have discussed this before, but I don't know 116 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:35,240 Speaker 1: where that came about. But weenness is not actually an 117 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:37,640 Speaker 1: official name for the part of your elbow. That's like 118 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:40,280 Speaker 1: it feels no, that's true, that's true, and that's an 119 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:45,280 Speaker 1: important fact to establish. This is the quality of discourse 120 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:48,720 Speaker 1: you could expect from our show witness not a scientific 121 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:51,480 Speaker 1: term so far as we know. Somebody fact check us there, 122 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:54,320 Speaker 1: just in case I don't want to weanness doctor writing 123 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:57,880 Speaker 1: to us and say, you know, actually I'm the leading 124 00:07:58,040 --> 00:08:03,640 Speaker 1: awaeness oologist of the southern New Jersey and you guys 125 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:07,400 Speaker 1: are being quite offensive. Uh. There was one interesting thing 126 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:10,520 Speaker 1: that I didn't I don't think we talked about in 127 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:15,640 Speaker 1: the notes, but the there there's a fascinating theory that 128 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:20,800 Speaker 1: the attraction to things that shine and reflect light in 129 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:26,400 Speaker 1: that specific way comes from the need to find potable water, 130 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:30,200 Speaker 1: like you could see water reflecting, and that might be partial. 131 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:32,480 Speaker 1: I don't think it's a d percent explanation, but it 132 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:37,800 Speaker 1: is really fascinating, you know. Um. But also to your 133 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:42,480 Speaker 1: earlier point, Matt, ancient people have cosmetics. You know. They 134 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:45,640 Speaker 1: wanted to pop, just the same way that you know 135 00:08:45,679 --> 00:08:48,800 Speaker 1: your friends, your loved ones. Maybe you like to pop 136 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:51,600 Speaker 1: or make a statement when you enter a room. Uh. 137 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:57,959 Speaker 1: All sorts of stuff was used. Malachite, hammatite, crushed beetles, 138 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:01,240 Speaker 1: mica dust was very peeler for a time. The list 139 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:05,000 Speaker 1: goes on. You know, we're at amology nerds here, folks 140 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:08,520 Speaker 1: in the word in the English language glitter comes from 141 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:13,240 Speaker 1: glitter in, which probably comes from an old Norse phrase glitra. 142 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:17,280 Speaker 1: So we're talking always about a new iteration of an 143 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:21,000 Speaker 1: ancient concept. Let's get back to our Let's get back 144 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:24,080 Speaker 1: to our machine guy, though, can we introduce the guy 145 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:27,920 Speaker 1: who in uh, can we introduce the guy who introduced 146 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:30,760 Speaker 1: the modern world to modern glitter? Gonna just say first, 147 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:33,320 Speaker 1: modern glitter, great name for like a new wave of 148 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:36,600 Speaker 1: kind of synth band, modern glitter that if that doesn't 149 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:41,280 Speaker 1: already existed, ship. Yeah, the guy in question, Henry F. Rushman, Oh, 150 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:46,640 Speaker 1: Henry F. Henry invented a is New Jersey based He 151 00:09:46,679 --> 00:09:53,680 Speaker 1: invented a mechanical uh, cutting machine, essentially for paper and 152 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:58,000 Speaker 1: for a photo film. Like if you ever, if you 153 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:01,559 Speaker 1: remember your grade school days, Matt, you're doing the correct gesture, 154 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:06,000 Speaker 1: right that that weird elbow arm thing that only existed 155 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:09,720 Speaker 1: the slice stuff. It was not multifunctional, yeah, and only 156 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:12,760 Speaker 1: existed behind the desk in like the office, the main 157 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:14,839 Speaker 1: you know, and it was always like, you know, this 158 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:18,439 Speaker 1: like sacred thing that looked so scary and dangerous and 159 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:22,000 Speaker 1: lock and key. Oh god, yeah, it's like a little 160 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:27,760 Speaker 1: mini guillotine, little kid fingers against that, I say, but 161 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:30,640 Speaker 1: but there's also you know, this reminds me there's this 162 00:10:30,679 --> 00:10:38,479 Speaker 1: whole panopoly of these specific single use tools that teachers possessed. 163 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:42,720 Speaker 1: They were there were vestments of power. Yeah, the whole punch. Uh. 164 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:46,320 Speaker 1: The lamination machine is another one. That one was super 165 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:50,559 Speaker 1: off the books for the civilian population. And overhead projectors. 166 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:54,120 Speaker 1: I was just talking about that off air, hanging out 167 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:57,760 Speaker 1: with some folks. Overhead projectors. You remember those. Yeah, they 168 00:10:57,760 --> 00:11:00,280 Speaker 1: always came on a cart kind of strapped down, so 169 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:05,559 Speaker 1: you wouldn't like make off. So, uh, we're probably we're 170 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:08,840 Speaker 1: probably giving some people some nostalgia here, and let's go 171 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:14,400 Speaker 1: ahead and mind that vein. So this guy's machine, Henry's machine, 172 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:18,680 Speaker 1: is pretty good, you know, Uh, but it does something 173 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:22,800 Speaker 1: that he and his employees start to think of as stuttering. 174 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:25,679 Speaker 1: So every so often, while this thing is cutting up 175 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:28,520 Speaker 1: film and it's cutting up paper, it has a little 176 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:34,000 Speaker 1: like shiver shiver fart, and it farts out these tiny 177 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:39,360 Speaker 1: pieces of cellulose used in film. And so employees started 178 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,800 Speaker 1: saving this stuff and they would use it on their 179 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:46,360 Speaker 1: Christmas trees as artificial snow. That's pretty wholesome, especially for 180 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,760 Speaker 1: our show, and we imagine we may get to this, 181 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:52,840 Speaker 1: but like tinsel seems like the more elongated cousin to glitter. 182 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:56,400 Speaker 1: Tinsel is like a similar kind of you know, metalized 183 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:59,560 Speaker 1: kind of material that comes in these strands um that 184 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:01,240 Speaker 1: you would all so of course used to decorate your 185 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:05,560 Speaker 1: Christmas tree, but probably similarly chemically and weird. It's like, 186 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:11,000 Speaker 1: finally the answer to the question no Italian asked, why 187 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:14,480 Speaker 1: can't glitter be like more like spaghetti? Uh So the 188 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:18,200 Speaker 1: look what this is? This is true. That's a really 189 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:24,080 Speaker 1: good observation. We're already starting to see how this happy 190 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:28,800 Speaker 1: accident acquires a number of applications. If you fast forward 191 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:32,040 Speaker 1: to the modern day, there's not just one glitter. There 192 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:37,080 Speaker 1: over twenty thousand different varieties of glitter that we know of, 193 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,719 Speaker 1: and I feel comfortable saying that in the context of 194 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:42,760 Speaker 1: this episode, some of yet to be discovered. There's a 195 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:48,000 Speaker 1: whole periodic periodic table of elements of glitter, and all 196 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:50,880 Speaker 1: the glitterati, all the all those in the know, the 197 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:56,480 Speaker 1: glitter ologists and the wenlogists and so on, they they 198 00:12:56,559 --> 00:12:59,160 Speaker 1: know that there are other types of glitter that may 199 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:02,400 Speaker 1: theoretically exist in this universe. And so we want to 200 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:05,000 Speaker 1: thank them for their service and their hard work. Uh 201 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:10,880 Speaker 1: finding the next Okay, this analogy is breaking down. Moving on, Well, 202 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,840 Speaker 1: speaking of breaking down, I mean they're like you said, 203 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:17,240 Speaker 1: then there's aluminum is probably the most obvious go to. 204 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:18,880 Speaker 1: That like is easier to kind of like, you know, 205 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:20,760 Speaker 1: wrap your head around. It looks like that. It makes 206 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:24,679 Speaker 1: sense that you have stuff like titanium dioxide, iron oxide, 207 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:31,520 Speaker 1: and bismuth oxy chloride. Oh finally good, Yeah, bismuth oxy chloride. 208 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:36,280 Speaker 1: Our sponsor, Illumination Global Unlimited, wants you to know that 209 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:40,000 Speaker 1: you can write to Illumination Global Unlimited dot com, slash 210 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:45,320 Speaker 1: conspiracy and get fifteen percent off your bismuth oxy chloride needs. 211 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:49,000 Speaker 1: That is not true, No one check it. Make sure 212 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:52,120 Speaker 1: you have to make sure to read the disclaimer at 213 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:54,160 Speaker 1: the end. It's a little long, but worth your time. 214 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:58,880 Speaker 1: And it's worth your time your so the there there 215 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:01,480 Speaker 1: are also a lot of shape right, just like you 216 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:05,920 Speaker 1: know this, here's a good comparison, Campbell's soup. Right, Campbell's 217 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:10,679 Speaker 1: soup has ends. Yeah, you got chicken and rice, You 218 00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:14,199 Speaker 1: got chicken and stars, You got chicken and noodles. You 219 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:18,080 Speaker 1: can take these things just like noodles or just like 220 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:20,960 Speaker 1: you know, the basic carbohydrate making up these things. You 221 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:24,000 Speaker 1: can make g litter in any number of shapes. You want, 222 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:26,960 Speaker 1: little stars, we got you. You want a little like 223 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:30,640 Speaker 1: you want little bells, you got. You need some sparkly 224 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:34,120 Speaker 1: tiny bells for the holidays or whatever, be any bell 225 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:39,320 Speaker 1: you know, oriented occasion. Yeah, and so this is. And 226 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:42,720 Speaker 1: of course again these all come with tons of different 227 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:49,200 Speaker 1: color possibilities, tons of different elements with which these are manufactured. 228 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:53,840 Speaker 1: But one thing that we ran into that really set 229 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:58,360 Speaker 1: the tone or foreshadowed or mystery today is I don't 230 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,200 Speaker 1: know about you, guys. I think we all wear I 231 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:05,800 Speaker 1: was looking for some very basic statistics, typically not always, 232 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:10,920 Speaker 1: but typically in any kind of consumer industry, it's pretty 233 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:15,840 Speaker 1: easy to find usage statistics of some sort. For a thing, 234 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:20,000 Speaker 1: the dairy Association really wants you to know how much 235 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:23,560 Speaker 1: cheese milk. You know, how many eggs people are eating 236 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:28,000 Speaker 1: this year versus last year. Not so with glitter that 237 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:33,320 Speaker 1: they're incredibly hesitant. The glitter manufacturers are incredibly hesitant to 238 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:38,760 Speaker 1: share even basic stuff like the exact sales numbers, um, 239 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:43,360 Speaker 1: the exact amount of glitter made per year in general, um. 240 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:46,560 Speaker 1: Even even the statistics that I was able to pull 241 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:49,600 Speaker 1: didn't quite get us there, and there's not a lot 242 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:53,360 Speaker 1: of verified information out there. Um, but it would be 243 00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:59,640 Speaker 1: like like imagine going to a car manufacturer when you 244 00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:02,440 Speaker 1: ask them how many cars do you make a year 245 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:10,800 Speaker 1: and they say no, that's yeah, that's okay. The it 246 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:12,920 Speaker 1: was what would be even worse to me, and it's 247 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:16,240 Speaker 1: kind of what happened in this situation is, well, you know, 248 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:20,440 Speaker 1: we make a lot of cars. We make cars for 249 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:23,680 Speaker 1: rental companies, we make cars for consumers, we we make 250 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:27,560 Speaker 1: cars for you know, big corporations, for fleets, we make 251 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:30,760 Speaker 1: cars for a lot of things. Then there's this whole 252 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:34,040 Speaker 1: other category that it is just a black hole. You 253 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:38,360 Speaker 1: will never know where these cars are going, and uh, 254 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:41,480 Speaker 1: don't ask again or we will have you killed. One 255 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:46,120 Speaker 1: statistic I did find that was interesting is I believe 256 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:49,920 Speaker 1: it is for glitter X. I did find the minimum 257 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:54,240 Speaker 1: order that you have to place. It's ten pounds of glitter. 258 00:16:54,760 --> 00:17:00,640 Speaker 1: That gives me nightmares. That's the minimum order. Ten pounds glitter. 259 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:03,720 Speaker 1: Didn't weigh anything. That doesn't weigh anything. Come on, that's 260 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:07,560 Speaker 1: a good like that's a bachelorette party that when we 261 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,840 Speaker 1: think about ten days, you could bench that. Yeah, yeah, 262 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:13,480 Speaker 1: you can like brain somebody with ten What does ten 263 00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:15,840 Speaker 1: pounds of glitter even look like like? It's just it 264 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:18,399 Speaker 1: looks like a disaster waiting to happen. You drop that 265 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:20,760 Speaker 1: stuff and boom, it's the big bang, you know what 266 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:25,399 Speaker 1: I mean? Your room becomes a personal observatory and it 267 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:28,480 Speaker 1: will haunt the generations who come after you, because, as 268 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:32,440 Speaker 1: we'll see, glitter ad Here's glitter stays in surprising places. 269 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:35,320 Speaker 1: And speaking of nothing existing in a vacuum, that stuff 270 00:17:35,359 --> 00:17:39,280 Speaker 1: will exist in your vacuum forever ever. You know, you 271 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:42,200 Speaker 1: just get a new vacuum. It's over man, that it's 272 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:45,160 Speaker 1: it's gonna shred the interior, and if it doesn't, it's 273 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,119 Speaker 1: just gonna be stuck. And every time you vacuum, it's 274 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:50,440 Speaker 1: just gonna like drop make little droppings of glitter all 275 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:54,960 Speaker 1: throughout your house. Don't even bother. Yeah, I even went through. 276 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:59,040 Speaker 1: I was cleaning out some of my library and I 277 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:04,520 Speaker 1: found um, I found a series of correspondencies in this book, 278 00:18:05,119 --> 00:18:10,280 Speaker 1: uh from from someone I used to know, very Gautier 279 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:14,439 Speaker 1: about that. Uh, And the glitter was still there, and 280 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:16,640 Speaker 1: it got like on my hands. I got on one 281 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:20,560 Speaker 1: of my cats and I was like, this lady cursed 282 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,399 Speaker 1: me and she knew she was doing it. But maybe 283 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:26,720 Speaker 1: I'm being cynical. Point is, we don't have the statistics. 284 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:29,480 Speaker 1: If you are a glitter insider, we would love to 285 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:33,080 Speaker 1: hear your take. I'm even getting paranoid. I'm starting to 286 00:18:33,119 --> 00:18:36,879 Speaker 1: see glitter everywhere in the course of researching today's episode. 287 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:40,359 Speaker 1: But we can say this, folks, a lot of people 288 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:43,399 Speaker 1: use glitter all of the time, and we know that 289 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:49,000 Speaker 1: consumption spikes massively around certain holidays, certain festive occasions. That 290 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:54,720 Speaker 1: makes sense, but that is barely a sliver of the 291 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:59,080 Speaker 1: inside world of glitter. Like if we think about the 292 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:03,080 Speaker 1: uses of glitter, potential improven uses, this is where we 293 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:06,399 Speaker 1: run into some really strange water. I mean, first off, okay, 294 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:12,800 Speaker 1: we're talking uses, costumes, decorations, totally right, that's easy. Stationary pens, markers, 295 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:16,160 Speaker 1: sparkle pins. You want to be the hottest Lisa Frank 296 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:20,119 Speaker 1: fan in like middle school or whatever, you gotta you 297 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:23,879 Speaker 1: gotta sparkle pen, right, Is that a thing? Still? I think? So, 298 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:26,720 Speaker 1: you know where it's like suspended and kind of a 299 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:30,520 Speaker 1: weird liquid. That's probably even some kind of alcohol. I 300 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:32,920 Speaker 1: who knows what's in those things. But guys, I also 301 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:35,600 Speaker 1: just googled glitter bombs, and that's a thing. There are 302 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:38,879 Speaker 1: no less than like five companies that make these like 303 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,680 Speaker 1: spring loaded gag gifts that you can send an enemy 304 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:45,080 Speaker 1: in the mail that when upon opening, will burst and 305 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:49,240 Speaker 1: explode in a fountain of glitter. Which that is that 306 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:51,280 Speaker 1: those are? That is that means war? I mean that 307 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,840 Speaker 1: is bad times. Who would you do that too? Who 308 00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:56,960 Speaker 1: deserves that kind of thing? I'll tell you a friend 309 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,639 Speaker 1: of mine. I'm not going to name names because this 310 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,320 Speaker 1: is your story about a friend of mine a few 311 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:07,480 Speaker 1: years back sent. Uh, this couple sent their baby shower 312 00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:10,800 Speaker 1: announcement was something like a glitter bomb. Like it wasn't 313 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:13,439 Speaker 1: proprietary glitter, but you know, you'd open the thing and 314 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:16,720 Speaker 1: then it's like, yeah, a bunch of glitter the gender 315 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:19,240 Speaker 1: reveal thing? Is it blue or pink glitter? Or this 316 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:23,320 Speaker 1: is literally just announcing the birth. I was, you know what, 317 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:28,240 Speaker 1: I was not even concerned with that part. I just 318 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:30,200 Speaker 1: got in touch with my friend and I was like, dude, 319 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:32,920 Speaker 1: what what is going on? What happened? And he said, 320 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:35,800 Speaker 1: he said, you know, it's my wife's idea. She likes glitter. 321 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:38,439 Speaker 1: And I said, okay, Well, first off, congratulations, you know, 322 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:41,480 Speaker 1: I'm really happy for you. Secondly, I don't like glitter. 323 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:45,680 Speaker 1: Please do not send this to me. Yeah, please don't. 324 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:52,040 Speaker 1: But it was I don't know. Joe doesn't strike. He 325 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:57,080 Speaker 1: wouldn't stay that our good friend from stuff to blow 326 00:20:57,119 --> 00:21:00,119 Speaker 1: your mind. You may recall him from our exce an 327 00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:03,960 Speaker 1: episode on the Bicameral Mind. Do check it out. We'll 328 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,520 Speaker 1: we'll have to see Joe's take on glitter. Uh there's 329 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:10,520 Speaker 1: another thing that might surprise well, this won't surprise anyone, right. 330 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:16,919 Speaker 1: Makeup the makeup industry itself is uh so so ready 331 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:20,680 Speaker 1: for good stuff. They don't want you to know episode. 332 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:24,440 Speaker 1: But it makes sense. It makes up sense that glitter 333 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:28,560 Speaker 1: would be in these cosmetic products. It gets weirder. Some 334 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:32,679 Speaker 1: of the base elements of what we call glitter have 335 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:37,439 Speaker 1: been used in spacecraft. They're also military applications for while 336 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:42,560 Speaker 1: the US Air Force was using a glitter like substance. 337 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:45,760 Speaker 1: Now they want to be taken seriously, which we understand. 338 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:48,480 Speaker 1: So they didn't call it glitter. They called it chaff. 339 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:52,359 Speaker 1: That would be really funny if in the original Top Gun, 340 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:54,679 Speaker 1: you know, or with some of these movies, they're like 341 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:58,800 Speaker 1: hit them with a glitter, hit him with the Dude, 342 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,760 Speaker 1: that stuff gets in your eye and you inhale it. 343 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:06,399 Speaker 1: I mean that could be a deadly weapon if used correctly. Propulsive, Yeah, 344 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:11,639 Speaker 1: confuse the heat seeking missile and enemy radar. Sure. It 345 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:14,040 Speaker 1: also reminds me of in Breaking Bad, you know, when 346 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:16,560 Speaker 1: you see them gathering all the materials they need to 347 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:20,800 Speaker 1: make meth. I believe, like aluminum sort of like fragmented 348 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:24,400 Speaker 1: aluminum that looks a lot like glitter is also a thing. 349 00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:26,840 Speaker 1: So there is, you know, a version of this that 350 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:30,040 Speaker 1: isn't for public use. It is more for like industrial 351 00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:35,959 Speaker 1: kind of chemical manufacturer as well. Yeah, and of course 352 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:39,679 Speaker 1: the US Air Force, being a serious outfit, is not 353 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:46,159 Speaker 1: going to say that they have jets farting glitter bombs 354 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:51,320 Speaker 1: out to bedevil satellites and radar guided missiles. But it's 355 00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:54,439 Speaker 1: something very much like that is happening. It is it 356 00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:58,560 Speaker 1: is jet farts. So uh. There was also known as 357 00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:00,959 Speaker 1: chem trails, also known as ken trails. There we go. 358 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:04,919 Speaker 1: We solved it. So big. Thank you to a journalist 359 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:10,800 Speaker 1: over at Slate, Henry Grebbar, who looked into this and 360 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:15,440 Speaker 1: found that the Department of Defense, as OFEN has only 361 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:21,400 Speaker 1: one supplier of chaff of you know, glitter, and this 362 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:25,919 Speaker 1: is a place called easter Line Defense Technologies, and they 363 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:31,119 Speaker 1: have a subsidiary called arm Tech. And when Henry reached 364 00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:34,920 Speaker 1: out to arm Tech and to their parent company, he 365 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:38,040 Speaker 1: was able to confirm that their chaff is made of 366 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:43,359 Speaker 1: metallized class fibers, so much closer to the old school 367 00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:48,239 Speaker 1: glass glitter and definitely something you do not want in 368 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:51,000 Speaker 1: your body, nor in the body of a loved one, 369 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:56,360 Speaker 1: because eating glass is spoiler bad for you. Yeah, it's 370 00:23:56,359 --> 00:23:58,600 Speaker 1: like a prison thing, like away in a slow murder. 371 00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:01,800 Speaker 1: Somebody to like them ground glass or like put it 372 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,639 Speaker 1: in their food, because even if you can't detect it, 373 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:07,639 Speaker 1: you'll literally like to eviscerate your inside slowly over time. 374 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:11,080 Speaker 1: So military aircraft are just shooting that stuff out every 375 00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:13,159 Speaker 1: once in a while, and even in testing over I 376 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,600 Speaker 1: guess mostly the desert here in the US and in 377 00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:18,040 Speaker 1: other parts of the world, they're shooting it out there 378 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,600 Speaker 1: in the atmosphere. They're helping the sand matt and that's 379 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:24,320 Speaker 1: what we're gonna find sand. Okay, this is one of 380 00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:26,560 Speaker 1: the weird ones for us, but anyway, we're not even 381 00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:29,600 Speaker 1: this is a microplastic, right, I mean, that's that's what 382 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:32,560 Speaker 1: we're talking about here, correct. Yeah, the modern Yeah, the 383 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:37,000 Speaker 1: modern glitter as we think of it now, uh, is 384 00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:42,040 Speaker 1: getting everywhere. It might seem ephemeral when you are around it, 385 00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:45,439 Speaker 1: but don't be fooled. Especially the plastic based stuff. It 386 00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:50,000 Speaker 1: takes about a thousand years to completely biodegrade. It is 387 00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:53,760 Speaker 1: a combination of aluminium and plastic. Most often, so depressingly, 388 00:24:54,040 --> 00:25:00,439 Speaker 1: it starts off as a micro plastic. And there are terrible, 389 00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:05,000 Speaker 1: terrible facts about microplastic. We've done them in previous episodes. Uh, 390 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:08,919 Speaker 1: there was a study that showed this stuff is small 391 00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:12,879 Speaker 1: enough to become airborne into the water system the next 392 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:17,639 Speaker 1: time it rains. As a matter of fact, regardless of 393 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:21,440 Speaker 1: where you're living there, there are microplastics in that water. 394 00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:24,800 Speaker 1: So don't you know, look out up and open your mouth. 395 00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:28,040 Speaker 1: Just be careful and like, that's not even our reveal. 396 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:30,919 Speaker 1: And through the water cycle, that stuff ends up back 397 00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:33,720 Speaker 1: in the atmosphere and then kind of essentially cycles back 398 00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:38,360 Speaker 1: in every single time. Fish and children in you, your 399 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:43,680 Speaker 1: loved ones, your dog, plants, any living thing. But it 400 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:47,600 Speaker 1: might surprise your folks to learn that we are not 401 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:52,360 Speaker 1: focusing on the environmental consequences of this. Do check out 402 00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:55,480 Speaker 1: our microplastics episode if you are having too good of 403 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:59,359 Speaker 1: a day instead. Today we are asking who is the 404 00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:03,880 Speaker 1: biggest customer of this mysterious substance? Who is buying all 405 00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:06,440 Speaker 1: this glitter? You don't pause for a word from our 406 00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:09,359 Speaker 1: sponsors and heads up, folks, you might want to strap it. 407 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:20,879 Speaker 1: Here's where it gets crazy. Edit me here, Paul, who's 408 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:25,399 Speaker 1: the biggest customer glitter? No one knows. It's true, folks. 409 00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:27,879 Speaker 1: You know, I, like many people who are not in 410 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:32,280 Speaker 1: the glitter industry, first learned of this strange mystery thanks 411 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:34,760 Speaker 1: to some great work over at the New York Times 412 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:39,960 Speaker 1: and the Cut In So most of the glitter that 413 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:43,159 Speaker 1: we're aware of here in the States comes from a 414 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:46,560 Speaker 1: couple of different places, and most of it is built, built, 415 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:52,560 Speaker 1: cut manufactured in New Joysey. Uh they actually the I 416 00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:54,919 Speaker 1: think the biggest too, are in New Jersey? Correct Or 417 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:58,400 Speaker 1: is that just the two that are in town been biggest? Uh? 418 00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:03,840 Speaker 1: The biggest to death really in the United States? Excellent? Excellent? 419 00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:05,879 Speaker 1: So we we we know the names of these. We 420 00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:09,720 Speaker 1: got meadow Brook and meadow Brook. That's the same dude, 421 00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:12,520 Speaker 1: Henry that we're talking about earlier. That's the company. It's 422 00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:15,840 Speaker 1: just kind of, you know, gone down the line. Uh. 423 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,920 Speaker 1: And then the other one is called glitter X. Glitter 424 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:24,120 Speaker 1: X not like SpaceX. It's like glitter e X. It's 425 00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:28,480 Speaker 1: like one word right right, like you have a glittery X. Uh. 426 00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:31,840 Speaker 1: So glitter X is the younger of the two companies, 427 00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:36,560 Speaker 1: founded in nineteen sixty three. Both companies are weirdly secret 428 00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:39,880 Speaker 1: about some things. This might surprise a lot of us 429 00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:43,359 Speaker 1: in the audience today because I think many people tend 430 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:48,240 Speaker 1: to associate glitter with lighthearted, if occasionally annoying fun. Glitter 431 00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:52,040 Speaker 1: X is little willy wonka about their process, not as 432 00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:55,040 Speaker 1: much as Meadowbrook, but they don't want people on the 433 00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:58,440 Speaker 1: outside to see how glitter is made, including their clients. 434 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:02,240 Speaker 1: They also don't reveal the names of those clients, and 435 00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:06,480 Speaker 1: per the leadership of glitter X, that is a request 436 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:11,960 Speaker 1: of the clients themselves. We do know Revlon consented to 437 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:15,679 Speaker 1: be identified as a glitter X customer, and this this 438 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,320 Speaker 1: prompts me to float our very first theory out here. 439 00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:20,800 Speaker 1: I'm gonna pitch it to you, guys. Fairies are real. 440 00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:24,560 Speaker 1: Pixie dust is a thing. These companies are grinding up 441 00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:29,680 Speaker 1: the bodies of fairies and selling those parts in tiny, 442 00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:36,320 Speaker 1: tiny parcels. Yeah, okay, cool, Okay, I'm not buying it. 443 00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:42,880 Speaker 1: Ben it. Wow. Okay. Well, if we're talking about Revlon 444 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,960 Speaker 1: and we know that glitter is like not good to 445 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,120 Speaker 1: be consumed or inhaled or whatever, I would think their 446 00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:51,960 Speaker 1: use would be having it be suspended in some lip 447 00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:55,160 Speaker 1: gloss or cosmetic of some kind, which I guess if 448 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,640 Speaker 1: it's on your eye, you're not the chances of you 449 00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:59,760 Speaker 1: eating it are inhaling it are very unlikely. You're not 450 00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:01,440 Speaker 1: gonna absorb it through your skin. But is it that 451 00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:04,360 Speaker 1: kind of stuff for like a like an eyeshadow or 452 00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:06,239 Speaker 1: something like that. Definitely not a lip class because you'd 453 00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:08,160 Speaker 1: be looking on your lips and then you would likely 454 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:11,680 Speaker 1: consume him. I think for many people, if we're talking 455 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:16,080 Speaker 1: about the sparkling genre of glitter, it's pretty apparent when 456 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:20,920 Speaker 1: you see something glittering, right, humans are prime uh hardwired 457 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:24,280 Speaker 1: to identify it. So you see paint on a car 458 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:29,640 Speaker 1: or a boat, you can tell that it's shiny, right, uh. 459 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:35,200 Speaker 1: You see maybe some makeup of some sort, maybe nice 460 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:38,520 Speaker 1: shadow to that point, and you can tell it is 461 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:44,840 Speaker 1: shiny for some reason. This this is part of the mystery, 462 00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:49,440 Speaker 1: right does a company wants people to know that they 463 00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:54,760 Speaker 1: have glitter? Well? Glitter X claims that, uh, the reason 464 00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:58,960 Speaker 1: they are so uptight or so close to the chest 465 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:03,520 Speaker 1: about who is buying all this stuff they make is 466 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:06,600 Speaker 1: due to the demands of the clients themselves. And I 467 00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:11,120 Speaker 1: think this is understandable. So companies don't want other competitors 468 00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:14,400 Speaker 1: in their industry to know what glitter is in their 469 00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:18,640 Speaker 1: products because it's uh, it's insider info, and it can 470 00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:23,120 Speaker 1: help your competitor make something very close to or closer 471 00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:27,040 Speaker 1: to your own unique project. And this is where we 472 00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,400 Speaker 1: get to one of the most fun parts of this 473 00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:33,920 Speaker 1: article by Katie Weaver. Credit where it's due. Katie Weaver, 474 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:39,440 Speaker 1: the journalist who investigates this story, has a beautiful moment 475 00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:43,240 Speaker 1: that I suggest we do as a dramatic reenactment between 476 00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:47,440 Speaker 1: her and Lauren Dyer, who is a manager at glitter 477 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:50,400 Speaker 1: x at the time. Who wants who wants to play Weaver? 478 00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:53,280 Speaker 1: Who wants to play Dire? Oh deal, It's choice. I 479 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:59,120 Speaker 1: love us exchange though it is so bizarrely kg it 480 00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:02,080 Speaker 1: makes no sense? Could I be dire? Is that a 481 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:05,520 Speaker 1: totally not you're feeling. You feel we've arresque. Thanks so 482 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:08,240 Speaker 1: much for taking the time to speak with me, miss Dyer. 483 00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:11,520 Speaker 1: That's not part of the just like to have this 484 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:14,760 Speaker 1: conversations mainly, you know, just here to to to shed 485 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,120 Speaker 1: a little light, you know. I really thank you, Yeah, 486 00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:19,200 Speaker 1: a very sparkly light. And I love what you do. 487 00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:21,680 Speaker 1: I love I love your your company. Um, and I 488 00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:24,840 Speaker 1: love the things it's it's it's one of my favorite things. Um. 489 00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:29,640 Speaker 1: So can you tell me which industry is your biggest market? 490 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:34,680 Speaker 1: Oh god no, no, absolutely no, no, I can't. I 491 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:37,320 Speaker 1: know who it is, but I cannot. I cannot divulge 492 00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:43,440 Speaker 1: that information. Okay, but you know what industry is your 493 00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:47,840 Speaker 1: biggest market? Uh huh oh yeah, and you would never 494 00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:53,160 Speaker 1: guess never. Let's just leave it at that. Well, why 495 00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:56,360 Speaker 1: can't you tell me because they don't want anyone to know. 496 00:31:56,720 --> 00:32:01,080 Speaker 1: Dont dont that it's glitter well and well done, folks. 497 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:04,600 Speaker 1: Uh what is this it? What is this? Oh? My god? 498 00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:08,400 Speaker 1: I mean editorialized a little, but that is the basis 499 00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:12,840 Speaker 1: of the conversation. DIYer goes on to say, um, she 500 00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:16,960 Speaker 1: seems tickled to know a secret. She also goes on 501 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:23,240 Speaker 1: to almost reveal more than she meant to. There's definitely 502 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:27,720 Speaker 1: an I've said too much moments there when when we 503 00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:33,920 Speaker 1: were asked at yeah, but I really can't tell you, 504 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:37,480 Speaker 1: which is just weird. It's like why even go there. 505 00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:40,240 Speaker 1: I mean, I guess her. You know, a PR person's 506 00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:43,280 Speaker 1: job is to sort of be the human face of 507 00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:46,840 Speaker 1: like a monolithic company, and that's what this person is doing. Okay, 508 00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:48,400 Speaker 1: job at sort of making a little bit of a 509 00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:50,640 Speaker 1: joke about it. But then ultimately just like there's a 510 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:53,400 Speaker 1: line that they are not willing to cross, and that 511 00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:57,040 Speaker 1: line becomes very especially if it's a client demand, right 512 00:32:57,360 --> 00:33:00,920 Speaker 1: you you have you might have some hard lines, some 513 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:04,240 Speaker 1: bright lines that you cannot cross, even if you don't 514 00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:06,880 Speaker 1: think it's a big deal. This happens all the time 515 00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:12,200 Speaker 1: when businesses work together. So without official confirmation from either 516 00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:15,520 Speaker 1: glitter X or Meadowbrook, which is somehow again even more 517 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:20,560 Speaker 1: tight lipped, we are left with some intriguing theories. First, 518 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,880 Speaker 1: we have to consider it appears to be a request 519 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:27,920 Speaker 1: of the clients. Companies out there don't want to be 520 00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:34,400 Speaker 1: identified as glitter consumers, and this is just this could 521 00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:39,120 Speaker 1: just be a specific manufacturer something that obviously have glitter 522 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:42,200 Speaker 1: elements in it, doesn't want their competitors to get the 523 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:46,280 Speaker 1: inside info. And then maybe, for instance, just freestyling here, 524 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:49,640 Speaker 1: maybe they buy up all the glitter, right, and now 525 00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:53,240 Speaker 1: you you have lost a key component of one of 526 00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:58,760 Speaker 1: your product ingredients. But the most intriguing question is something 527 00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:02,680 Speaker 1: else is there or some industry that uses glitter in 528 00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:08,360 Speaker 1: a way the consumers or the public wouldn't like. For example, 529 00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:12,359 Speaker 1: boat paint has been proposed as like as some sort 530 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:16,240 Speaker 1: of hidden buyer of glitter, but it's probably not. Actually, 531 00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:19,440 Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, it's definitely not the biggest consumer. Honestly, 532 00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:23,680 Speaker 1: most people also wouldn't care, nor would they be especially 533 00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:26,440 Speaker 1: surprised to learn there was glitter and paint. Well, certainly 534 00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,960 Speaker 1: we've seen you know, candy paint that they call that, 535 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,759 Speaker 1: you know, in certain types of cars um that that 536 00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:35,279 Speaker 1: are that have clearly some sort of suspended shiny you know, 537 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:39,160 Speaker 1: kind of like substance in them. You know, I mean, 538 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,799 Speaker 1: that's not that surprising that that's the thing that we 539 00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:44,919 Speaker 1: already know glitter is bad for the environment. So it's 540 00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:48,399 Speaker 1: like to go a step further and be like, no, 541 00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,880 Speaker 1: we don't want anyone to know that we're using glitter. 542 00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:53,759 Speaker 1: Is it because it's a bad look? Is it a 543 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:57,839 Speaker 1: trade secret? Like? What is it? I don't get it. 544 00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:00,439 Speaker 1: I think that's the big question here. And it does 545 00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:03,560 Speaker 1: feel as though it sounds like an n d A 546 00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:07,360 Speaker 1: thing to me, like it's a trade secret, and and 547 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:10,239 Speaker 1: maybe it's not as nefarious as we think it might be. 548 00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:13,440 Speaker 1: Or well, let's keep going. I want to get to 549 00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:18,240 Speaker 1: the speculation section. We're really just diving into our pet 550 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,799 Speaker 1: theories about what it is. And last thing for me 551 00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:23,480 Speaker 1: really quickly, like even with like a trade secret, like 552 00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:26,839 Speaker 1: a Coca Cola recipe or something like that, you'll have 553 00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:30,120 Speaker 1: certain ingredients that are on the list on the back, 554 00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:32,319 Speaker 1: and you'll have like a number of calories. But then 555 00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:35,400 Speaker 1: there'll be some little vague part in the description of 556 00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:39,200 Speaker 1: the ingredients that will be like special herbs and spices 557 00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:42,000 Speaker 1: or whatever it might be. But usually you kind of 558 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:45,080 Speaker 1: know what category of material you're dealing with, you know 559 00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:48,160 Speaker 1: what I mean, Like this seems to go beyond that 560 00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:51,600 Speaker 1: in an intriguing and kind of scary To answer that 561 00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:58,200 Speaker 1: earlier supposition, it is likely a a mixed melonge of 562 00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:03,560 Speaker 1: multiple considerations. What we're gonna do now is pause for 563 00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:06,080 Speaker 1: a word from our sponsor, and to your suggestion, Matt, 564 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:10,719 Speaker 1: we're going to dive into some of the uh wilder speculation. 565 00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:23,520 Speaker 1: We're entering rabbit hole country. We have a return sparkling, shiny, 566 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:28,839 Speaker 1: uh shiny and chrome uh. The wilder speculation goes through 567 00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:33,160 Speaker 1: a number of different things. One of my favorite that 568 00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:37,640 Speaker 1: I feel is disturbingly plausible goes to the military industrial 569 00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:41,000 Speaker 1: complex and law enforcement. Let's just rip that band aid off. 570 00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:45,360 Speaker 1: Here's our big reveal. What about bombs? What about explosives? 571 00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:49,759 Speaker 1: This can be a way to track an explosion. It's 572 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:52,600 Speaker 1: kind of similar to a thing that KGB did during 573 00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:56,759 Speaker 1: the Cold War. They would use this uh substance that 574 00:36:57,200 --> 00:37:00,680 Speaker 1: had the street name spy dust, and would use this 575 00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:04,880 Speaker 1: to trace American agents who are behind the curtain, behind 576 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:08,480 Speaker 1: the Iron curtain. And it's some versions of it show 577 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:11,600 Speaker 1: up an ultraviolet light, but you would never know it 578 00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:14,800 Speaker 1: could be used to track you. If you got dusted, 579 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,719 Speaker 1: you would not you would not immediately clock it the 580 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:21,640 Speaker 1: same way an unfortunate victim of of of a crime 581 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:25,800 Speaker 1: mighty powdered glass mm hmm. And one of the things 582 00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:29,400 Speaker 1: that that spokesperson for Glitter X was willing to say 583 00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:33,200 Speaker 1: was that it's used sometimes in like animal feed so 584 00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:36,520 Speaker 1: that they can like track it in their poop. That 585 00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:40,160 Speaker 1: was a weird one, Like like, that's very interesting, and 586 00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:44,400 Speaker 1: that sort of speaks to this, like the indestructibility of glitter, 587 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:48,120 Speaker 1: which is fascinating to me. Like it it cannot be. 588 00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:51,280 Speaker 1: It's like neither created nor destroy I mean, it's certainly created, 589 00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:53,960 Speaker 1: but once it exists, it's just there and then it 590 00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:56,239 Speaker 1: will it will leave a trail, you know, wherever it 591 00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:58,640 Speaker 1: ends up, and so you can use that to say, Okay, 592 00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:01,520 Speaker 1: this is where the thing went. And I think this 593 00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:06,080 Speaker 1: is incredibly important, like going back to military uses, law 594 00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:11,880 Speaker 1: enforcement uses, forensic uses. Uh, there's something people need to 595 00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:15,960 Speaker 1: know about. They're called micro tagg iNTS. Micro tagg Ins 596 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:23,000 Speaker 1: are a multilayered tiny micro glitter thing added to commercial explosives. 597 00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:27,719 Speaker 1: This means that if somewhere, if someone were to, say, 598 00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:32,080 Speaker 1: use dynamite in the commission of a crime, they could 599 00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:36,319 Speaker 1: unknowingly leave evidence behind. And you don't need a ton 600 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:40,480 Speaker 1: of sophisticated gear to detect these things, Like a serviceable 601 00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:43,439 Speaker 1: microscope will help you if you know what you're looking for. 602 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:50,040 Speaker 1: This um persistence of glitter is something forensic investigators love 603 00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:52,719 Speaker 1: the same reason a lot of people hate it. It 604 00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:57,040 Speaker 1: establishes a great trace in fact, in real life, not 605 00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,520 Speaker 1: some Law and Order episode. In real life, glitter has 606 00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:03,360 Speaker 1: been used multiple times as evidence to help seal the 607 00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:06,840 Speaker 1: deal on criminal investigations. And so it's a really interesting 608 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,720 Speaker 1: concept because, as we said, there are over twenty thousand 609 00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:13,520 Speaker 1: different types of glitter, right, And if you're let's say 610 00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:16,480 Speaker 1: you're manufacturing explosives and you put a different kind of 611 00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:20,080 Speaker 1: glitter in every batch of explosive that you put out, 612 00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:23,080 Speaker 1: being able to then track that stuff, that's a that's 613 00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:26,719 Speaker 1: a really it's a great idea. It's like ballistics, you know, 614 00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:29,360 Speaker 1: or it's like a way of like understanding where the 615 00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:31,840 Speaker 1: bullet was manufactured once you've pulled it out of the 616 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:35,480 Speaker 1: wall or whatever. What kind of like rifling is on 617 00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:37,840 Speaker 1: the barrel of the gun, like these like certain little 618 00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:42,560 Speaker 1: kind of like indicators. Yes, but now imagine if you 619 00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:46,759 Speaker 1: take that out a little further and you think about warheads, 620 00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:50,000 Speaker 1: explosives that are used in missiles that are fired, bombs 621 00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:53,960 Speaker 1: that are dropped, maybe a grenade that goes off somewhere, 622 00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:57,399 Speaker 1: or even a flash bang or something like that that's 623 00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:01,200 Speaker 1: used by law enforcement. If you if you start associating 624 00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:05,440 Speaker 1: glitter with all of those things that can maim, that 625 00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:07,799 Speaker 1: can cause death, that can you know, be used as 626 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:10,240 Speaker 1: a you know, a power of the state for control. 627 00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:13,239 Speaker 1: You may not think about glitter at the Elton John 628 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:16,759 Speaker 1: Farewell concert in the same way. Right, It's not as 629 00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:20,319 Speaker 1: exciting anymore. It's not as fun anymore. It's like, oh, yeah, 630 00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:24,920 Speaker 1: so I can imagine why explosive manufacturers wouldn't want anybody 631 00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:26,960 Speaker 1: to know that they use a lot of good point. 632 00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:31,080 Speaker 1: Oh that's the reason, you're Yes, there's another reason though, 633 00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:34,239 Speaker 1: and it's the same as market competition. You wouldn't want 634 00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:37,960 Speaker 1: somebody to be able to mimic you're using, Yeah, mimic 635 00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:41,040 Speaker 1: your work, because then you could say, set up a 636 00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:44,200 Speaker 1: false flag pretty easily. It definitely makes it easier than 637 00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:46,759 Speaker 1: it would have been. So this is real, Like it's 638 00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:51,120 Speaker 1: the I know, I know there was some skepticism in 639 00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:53,680 Speaker 1: our group when I was like hyping up this glitter thing, 640 00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:55,239 Speaker 1: and I said, we got to talk about it. But 641 00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:58,839 Speaker 1: I hope we're delivering here, folks. Uh, there's another weird thing. 642 00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:02,360 Speaker 1: We gotta tell you this. This one made no sense 643 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:07,080 Speaker 1: to me. First, what if what if glitter? What if 644 00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:10,920 Speaker 1: the primary consumers of glitter are using it to make sand? 645 00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:15,000 Speaker 1: Full disclosure, We're kind of walking out of our way 646 00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:19,080 Speaker 1: here to hip you to some weird sand facts. Don't 647 00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:22,160 Speaker 1: let the Sahara fool you didn't know this until recently. 648 00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:25,960 Speaker 1: Earth is slowly running out of sand. I know, I know, 649 00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:28,280 Speaker 1: Earth has been in a fire sale for a while, 650 00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:30,400 Speaker 1: and it was running out of all sorts of stuff. 651 00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:33,799 Speaker 1: What was it, matt helium running out or hydrogen? It's 652 00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:37,239 Speaker 1: helium running out of that stuff. Uh. People are concerned 653 00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:42,080 Speaker 1: about potable or drinkable water, fertilizing fertilizer as well. Right, 654 00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:48,440 Speaker 1: sand is uh the second most consumed natural resource on 655 00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:52,680 Speaker 1: the planet. Number one is water. Number two, as weird 656 00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:56,479 Speaker 1: as it sounds, is sand. So what if it makes sense? 657 00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:59,839 Speaker 1: I mean you sand to make glass first of all? Yeah, 658 00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:04,919 Speaker 1: use sand to make uh you know, sandboxes, that's one. 659 00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:12,920 Speaker 1: Sand castles, um? Yeah, sand dunes are I mean no, 660 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:16,920 Speaker 1: But seriously, sand is a manufacturing um. It's an important 661 00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:19,960 Speaker 1: manufacturing component. Use it to lubricate things, you know what 662 00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:22,879 Speaker 1: I mean, like in the industrial situation, to make things 663 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:25,960 Speaker 1: slide off the line. Easier or not stick, you know, 664 00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:29,320 Speaker 1: I mean things like it's in masonry of course. Yeah. 665 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:32,040 Speaker 1: Uh So the idea in this theories that glitter could 666 00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:36,080 Speaker 1: be used as a component to sand. Honestly, this argument 667 00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:40,120 Speaker 1: is kind of spitballing, just in my opinion. This is 668 00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:43,799 Speaker 1: again our excuse to talk about sand facts. But but 669 00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:47,439 Speaker 1: there's something else. That's something that we want to thank 670 00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:51,360 Speaker 1: a redditor for a redditor named Whooping Willow. We do 671 00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:54,480 Speaker 1: not know Whoops, but uh but I feel like we're 672 00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:57,359 Speaker 1: familiar enough to call you that. I hope. I hope 673 00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:00,000 Speaker 1: that feels good. I hope that's nickname you like, uh, 674 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:03,279 Speaker 1: tip of the badger bags you Whoops because you or 675 00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:06,200 Speaker 1: we can call you w W. You built an intriguing 676 00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:10,920 Speaker 1: case for, of all things, the food and beverage industry. 677 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,600 Speaker 1: So let's walk through this. Let's see what we think. 678 00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:20,239 Speaker 1: Whoops is building an argument that the primary secret consumer 679 00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:24,560 Speaker 1: of glitter is the food and beverage industry. Okay, guys, 680 00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:26,560 Speaker 1: hold on before we do that, and we're going to 681 00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:30,799 Speaker 1: get to that. So it's obviously a play on weeping Willow. Right, 682 00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:35,000 Speaker 1: I think do you think it's a whipping crane? It 683 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,720 Speaker 1: could be like but it's like whooping, like a switch 684 00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:42,959 Speaker 1: getting from getting getting kicked. Yeah, well like yeah, getting 685 00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:45,799 Speaker 1: you're getting you're getting a whooping. I think couldn't that 686 00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:49,680 Speaker 1: be w h U P P I N until I 687 00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:52,120 Speaker 1: think it's a colloquial I think it depends on where 688 00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:54,680 Speaker 1: what part of the global what different people are talking 689 00:43:54,719 --> 00:44:00,400 Speaker 1: about whooping? Uh? If they're not from eighteen hundreds, uh, 690 00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:03,480 Speaker 1: Western Europe, then they're not going to have the g, 691 00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:07,200 Speaker 1: the hard g at the end. That's a little too 692 00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:12,759 Speaker 1: what you guys like, who I hope you like it now. 693 00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:15,480 Speaker 1: Whoops is great, but I think whooping cough or whooping 694 00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:18,480 Speaker 1: crane it's Look, the fact that we've talked about it 695 00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:20,759 Speaker 1: for this long implies that there's a lot of great 696 00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:24,080 Speaker 1: hidden meaning in this reddit handle. So kudos to you. 697 00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:30,240 Speaker 1: But what what what did this individual assemble? Right? Whoop? Whoop? Alright? So, uh, 698 00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:35,560 Speaker 1: Whoops says, look at this, let's uh, we already know 699 00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:39,520 Speaker 1: that glitter X isn't gonna spill the beans or toss 700 00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:43,480 Speaker 1: their confetti or whatever. So Whoops looks at meadow Brook 701 00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:46,680 Speaker 1: and says this website and we confirm this. You can 702 00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:49,799 Speaker 1: check this website today if you like. Uh, their website 703 00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:58,960 Speaker 1: has nine primary applications for glitter, cosmetic, adhesive, fashion, floral, reading, card, fiberglass, craft, printing, 704 00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:03,480 Speaker 1: and errors all and then they list the different types 705 00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:06,320 Speaker 1: of glitter, which are all pretty much what you would expect, 706 00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:13,040 Speaker 1: including biodegradable. This is what wholps finds interesting. Meadowbrook does 707 00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:18,120 Speaker 1: sell biodegradable glitter, but doesn't list food or drink as 708 00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:22,560 Speaker 1: an application. That's true. Also, if you go to the 709 00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:26,920 Speaker 1: page what's called like the color card for biodegradable glitter 710 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:31,080 Speaker 1: and specific, you will see that the website list the 711 00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:34,719 Speaker 1: names and phone numbers for sales inquiries. And this is 712 00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:37,879 Speaker 1: the only part of the site that lists those specific 713 00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:43,439 Speaker 1: contact numbers that contact information the email and stuff. So 714 00:45:43,719 --> 00:45:48,439 Speaker 1: if biodegradable glitter as a thing, why not make all 715 00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:52,640 Speaker 1: glitter biodegradable? Does it limit you in your color palette? 716 00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:56,239 Speaker 1: Is it less fun? Inherently? I don't I don't get it, Like, 717 00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:59,840 Speaker 1: why why why are people still making non biodegradable glitter, 718 00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:03,080 Speaker 1: knowing what we know about how long it takes for 719 00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:06,800 Speaker 1: glitter to biodegrade and how horrible microplastics are for the environment, 720 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:10,360 Speaker 1: less cost effective perhaps at an economy of scale that 721 00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,360 Speaker 1: would be one of the first guess is right, probably 722 00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:18,560 Speaker 1: more expensive. Yeah, so this isn't water tight proof. But 723 00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:23,400 Speaker 1: it had Whoops wondering, Uh, it had Whoops wondering whether 724 00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:31,400 Speaker 1: this was because this specific reach out was because food 725 00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:36,000 Speaker 1: manufacturers didn't want to be on the books putting their 726 00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:39,080 Speaker 1: information on a website. They wanted to just call you know, 727 00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:43,960 Speaker 1: Johnny Glitters and get there, get the glitter added to 728 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:47,480 Speaker 1: this cereal. I don't know if I mean this is interesting. 729 00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:50,759 Speaker 1: Whoops has other stuff they mentioned, like there are a 730 00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:54,960 Speaker 1: lot of flavor and fragrance companies in New Jersey. New 731 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:58,719 Speaker 1: Jersey has three times the national average of employment in 732 00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:02,640 Speaker 1: those into trees in particular. But there's one thing we 733 00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:06,759 Speaker 1: have to point out. Biodegradable glitter is not the same 734 00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:10,759 Speaker 1: as food safe glitter. Necessarily, they should not be conflated. 735 00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:13,920 Speaker 1: There is edible glitter that's used in like cake making 736 00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,200 Speaker 1: and like you know, cocktails and stuff. It's it's like 737 00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:19,239 Speaker 1: called edible glitter, and it is again, it doesn't come 738 00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:22,200 Speaker 1: in as many varieties of of of of shapes and 739 00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:25,600 Speaker 1: sizes and you know colors, but it is a thing 740 00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:31,040 Speaker 1: and it's a very different manufacturing process. I'm just thinking 741 00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:32,880 Speaker 1: about all the things I look at that are shiny, 742 00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:38,200 Speaker 1: and uh, I happen to have a twenty dollar bill here. 743 00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:43,919 Speaker 1: I'm a big deal. I'm a big deal. Okay, I'm 744 00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:48,359 Speaker 1: looking at this thing and I can't tell if it's 745 00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,960 Speaker 1: really shiny or if my mind is telling me that 746 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,040 Speaker 1: it's shiny in this moment because I'm looking for it. 747 00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:55,720 Speaker 1: You know, if I've got some raphic bits, the plastic 748 00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:58,160 Speaker 1: key type bits. So what we're talking there's a little 749 00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:01,400 Speaker 1: on a twenty, at least the newer versions of a twenty. 750 00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:06,680 Speaker 1: There's a gold bits part the bottom here that looks shiny, 751 00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:11,239 Speaker 1: but it doesn't look like glitter necessarily metallic flake of 752 00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:14,560 Speaker 1: some kinds, but the whole thing has like a sheen 753 00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:18,520 Speaker 1: to What about the security strip that because if it's 754 00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:21,080 Speaker 1: a if it's a twenty, it's a high enough denomination 755 00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,080 Speaker 1: that security strip. I can teach you how to take 756 00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:27,239 Speaker 1: the teach you how to take him out if you want. 757 00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:30,759 Speaker 1: It won't be very healthful the tweezer, I believe you 758 00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:33,600 Speaker 1: could just go in the side you want a closer look. 759 00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:38,640 Speaker 1: So but yeah, yeah, the currency maybe using something like this, 760 00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:43,120 Speaker 1: of course paint, but paint is not super surprising. If 761 00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:47,960 Speaker 1: it's not the food industry, Yeah, then what could it be? Uh, 762 00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:52,680 Speaker 1: this wolves makes a very compelling case for thinking about this. 763 00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:58,640 Speaker 1: Um Could it be that cosmetic manufacturers don't want customers 764 00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:04,960 Speaker 1: to know that various top tier exfoliants or whatever, or 765 00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:08,239 Speaker 1: just basically glitter a little bit of snake oil or 766 00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:11,319 Speaker 1: panacea to make or placebo rather to make you make 767 00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:13,760 Speaker 1: you feel like it's worth it to pay fifty dollars 768 00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:17,560 Speaker 1: a bottle. Maybe, but those have to pass f d 769 00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:20,880 Speaker 1: A you know tests, and I don't think the FDA 770 00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:24,080 Speaker 1: would give a pass to something that had something that 771 00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:28,160 Speaker 1: carcinogenic in it. Exfoliants are usually like pummus or some 772 00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:31,800 Speaker 1: kind of you know, organic material, and they have to 773 00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:35,279 Speaker 1: pass some level of rigor with with the FDA. So 774 00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:37,960 Speaker 1: I don't know that I necessarily believe that. Yeah, I'm 775 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:42,359 Speaker 1: still on the fence myself, because there are other things 776 00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:45,839 Speaker 1: that we have to consider. Maybe the bulk of this 777 00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:49,239 Speaker 1: investigation is going in the wrong direction. People think of 778 00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:52,839 Speaker 1: glitter as always sparkling, but that's not the case. If 779 00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:55,200 Speaker 1: you look at and this is coming from the CEOs 780 00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:58,920 Speaker 1: of glitter X, if you look at clear glitter, the 781 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:02,000 Speaker 1: clear stuff that will become glitter before he gets colorized 782 00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:04,680 Speaker 1: and all that jazz. It looks a lot like tiny 783 00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:08,000 Speaker 1: pieces of a dead jellyfish. You could also make Matts 784 00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:12,800 Speaker 1: glitter m A T T E. Uh yeah, just well, 785 00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:16,120 Speaker 1: it's not like because you have a sparkling personality, Matt. 786 00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:20,360 Speaker 1: This stuff is flat and dull, but it's still technically glitter. 787 00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:23,239 Speaker 1: We just haven't added the shiny, So it could be. 788 00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:25,680 Speaker 1: It could be that opens the door. It could be 789 00:50:25,719 --> 00:50:29,880 Speaker 1: a number of other things. And at this point, like 790 00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:33,279 Speaker 1: we don't know the answer. I like explosives for it. 791 00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:38,280 Speaker 1: I like military applications that makes sense. The tracking quality, 792 00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:42,080 Speaker 1: oh god, the tracking man. It Also it feeds into 793 00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:44,600 Speaker 1: our whole annoyance with glitter, the fact that it just 794 00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:47,760 Speaker 1: can't get rid of it, and it's like a breadcrumb trail. 795 00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:50,680 Speaker 1: And and like the fact that, like like with ballistics, 796 00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:53,319 Speaker 1: you would not want some other manufacture to know which 797 00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:56,279 Speaker 1: one was yours, because then they might use the same 798 00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:58,960 Speaker 1: one and then it would be they might get blamed 799 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:01,640 Speaker 1: for something that that they were not responsible for. And 800 00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:04,880 Speaker 1: again I want to say responsible. We know manufacturers weapons 801 00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:08,760 Speaker 1: don't typically take responsibility for anything, but it's a liability yeah, 802 00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:11,800 Speaker 1: it's and it's a you know, it's a security risk too, 803 00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:17,800 Speaker 1: right if it's in impairing the potential operation of whatever 804 00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:21,719 Speaker 1: you're using, and we unfortunately have to be vague about that. 805 00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:24,840 Speaker 1: No one has solved this. If you again, if you 806 00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:28,919 Speaker 1: are a glitter insider, we hope this is at least 807 00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:31,759 Speaker 1: giving you a chuckle. We would also love to hear 808 00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:36,120 Speaker 1: from you, because we can draw the following conclusion. One 809 00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:38,719 Speaker 1: thing is for sure when it comes to glitter, there's 810 00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:42,399 Speaker 1: definitely stuff they don't want you to know. And I've 811 00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:44,480 Speaker 1: got to ask you, Matt, I've got to ask you know. 812 00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:49,600 Speaker 1: I know this was one of those we work together 813 00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:54,400 Speaker 1: pretty closely, folks, so we are we're always kind of 814 00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:58,000 Speaker 1: brain storing and cogitating. This is one of those episodes 815 00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:02,640 Speaker 1: where we're pitching it around. Nobody flat out said, no, 816 00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:05,360 Speaker 1: this is weird, don't do it. But there were some 817 00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:11,160 Speaker 1: on it, like very very diplomatic questions of what the 818 00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:13,600 Speaker 1: hell I thought it was mainly going to be in 819 00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:18,080 Speaker 1: the kind of like environmental you know, hazard area, but 820 00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:21,359 Speaker 1: this whole like is it in bombs thing? And we 821 00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:24,600 Speaker 1: don't know, but it's like, oh, I think this is 822 00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:26,719 Speaker 1: the quintessential stuff that I wants you to do, and 823 00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:31,279 Speaker 1: that whole conversation from that cut article. Really, when you 824 00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:33,719 Speaker 1: have that level of subterfuge, at that level of like 825 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:39,680 Speaker 1: non transparency, you know, in a highly regulated world of manufacturing, 826 00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:44,160 Speaker 1: that's pretty rare and that really makes made my sight. 827 00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:47,919 Speaker 1: Do you guys think this was worth it? Yeah, it's 828 00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:51,319 Speaker 1: totally worth it. I think though we are being we 829 00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:56,759 Speaker 1: are taking the bait of Big Glitter. I think they're 830 00:52:56,840 --> 00:53:02,479 Speaker 1: worried that Ellen John is retiring and Madonna's going away. Yeah, 831 00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:05,360 Speaker 1: Big Glitter is worried that they're gonna lose a bunch 832 00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:08,680 Speaker 1: of market share because all these toothpaste. We didn't even 833 00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:11,640 Speaker 1: get to toothpaste. I think we may have mentioned dentifics 834 00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:14,880 Speaker 1: is once? Is it really that Big Glitter? It's like 835 00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:18,560 Speaker 1: these two companies, the ones that we're big enough to 836 00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:21,239 Speaker 1: make the conversation. Guys, I sent you a picture of 837 00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:25,279 Speaker 1: coal gate, a specific specific type of coal gate. It's 838 00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:28,840 Speaker 1: like shiny diamonds or some some craziness. What is it called? 839 00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:33,680 Speaker 1: Let me find it? Colgate makes It's called coal Gate, dirt, 840 00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:39,080 Speaker 1: dirt mouth, filth time. It looks like smaller versions of 841 00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:43,319 Speaker 1: those weird like plastic e melty breath freshener things kind 842 00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:46,279 Speaker 1: of suspended in toothpaste. Yeah, but you're not supposed to 843 00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:49,600 Speaker 1: swallow it, so what's the big deal? Not a problem? Yeah, 844 00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:52,960 Speaker 1: there was a toothpaste manufacturer got in trouble. Um it 845 00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:56,719 Speaker 1: may have been cold gate, right with with including a 846 00:53:56,719 --> 00:53:59,600 Speaker 1: glitter in this stuff. And again, like you said, Mat, 847 00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:01,560 Speaker 1: you're not has to eat it. But people started getting 848 00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:05,040 Speaker 1: glitter in their teeth, Like, this is not what I 849 00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:07,680 Speaker 1: signed up for. This is not what nine out of 850 00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:11,439 Speaker 1: tend dentists led me to believe was a solid move 851 00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:13,439 Speaker 1: on my part. Oh, you know, we didn't even talk 852 00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:18,319 Speaker 1: about Um we're because we're talking about trade secrets, right, Um, 853 00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:25,240 Speaker 1: car manufacturers paints are all proprietary, right, so Honda makes 854 00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:28,960 Speaker 1: different paints that Toyota, than Toyota, than Kia, than all 855 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:32,680 Speaker 1: of these manufacturers. But I am noticing that newer models 856 00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:36,239 Speaker 1: of vehicles on the road today do seem even shinier 857 00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:39,120 Speaker 1: than they were in the past. Well with that, let 858 00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:41,560 Speaker 1: us know, folks. You see we here, we are here 859 00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:45,880 Speaker 1: at the precipice of the current investigation. Uh, this is 860 00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:49,279 Speaker 1: where we passed the sparkle pen to you. We hope 861 00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:53,040 Speaker 1: this slightly lighter episode finds you hail and hardy and 862 00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:57,160 Speaker 1: amid grand adventure, and we cannot wait to hear your thoughts. 863 00:54:57,520 --> 00:55:00,560 Speaker 1: Who is buying all this glitter? Let us We try 864 00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:03,040 Speaker 1: to be easy to find online. Correct. You can find 865 00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:05,080 Speaker 1: us on Facebook, you can find us on Twitter, and 866 00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:07,680 Speaker 1: you can find us on YouTube, where we exist under 867 00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:10,839 Speaker 1: the handle conspiracy Stuff. Check out our Instagram. We've got 868 00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:14,000 Speaker 1: some fun. 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