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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of the

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Speaker 1: Zeit Chiss Tremstones, the final season. Ye shout out to

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Speaker 1: gross face Killa on the discord. My name is Jack.

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Speaker 1: That over there is Miles. It is yeah, the final

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Speaker 1: season of the Righteous Gemstones or those like them, Chiss

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Speaker 1: DRAMs dramon strange and you're watching it and it's good, right.

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Speaker 2: Started off interesting, like you don't see any like it's

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Speaker 2: Bradley Cooper is no spoilers in it. Bradley Cooper is

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Speaker 2: one of the the Ans, their ancestor from the Civil War,

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Speaker 2: and you kind of just see where the tree grew from.

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Speaker 2: It's kind of interesting. Then everything else it was a

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Speaker 2: little bit hit or miss in certain parts, but there's

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Speaker 2: enough that's really funny that I'm like, Okay, this is good.

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Speaker 2: I'm still watching. I'm still watching. I'm not out.

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Speaker 1: Tom Hank's bit in the trailer is still like one

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Speaker 1: of my favorite what's the Tom Hanks bit in the

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Speaker 1: trailer where he's like you down here wasting away like

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Speaker 1: Tom Hanks in that one movie. Oh yeah, she's like Philadelphia. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: He's like, I'm not the aids won by hisself one. Anyways,

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Speaker 1: my name is Jack that over there is Wiles and

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Speaker 1: this episode we will just be doing righteous Gemstones quote

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Speaker 1: yeah all the way from Colorado? Oh is here the

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Speaker 1: silver Bullet?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Away from dude.

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Speaker 2: It's always wild when someone's on two simultaneous series on HBO,

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Speaker 2: Like right now, I'm like, I'm just I'm getting to.

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Speaker 1: Pull it off.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't.

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Speaker 1: I can't get gogged out. I don't think no, no,

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Speaker 2: Because I'm also I'm on a drip. I'm on like

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Speaker 2: on a slow drip with White Lotus that he's not featuring.

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Speaker 2: Probably you're watching it like twenty minutes at a time.

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Speaker 2: You're like, I'm yeah. When some people say they watch

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Speaker 2: me at one point five x speed, I'm thinking I'm

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Speaker 2: watching it a point twenty five x speed.

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Speaker 1: Basically just how discourse I am luxuriating? Any mm hmm.

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Speaker 2: Well, when you don't care about the discourse, it's quite

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Speaker 2: it is quite liberating, I know.

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Speaker 1: And like I missed all the sevens Discourse. Now I'm like,

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Speaker 1: do I even season two? I know?

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Speaker 2: That's just the weird. It's the fucking discourse.

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Speaker 1: Man, What happened in discourse?

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Speaker 2: What happened?

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Speaker 1: We were just doing disc golf? You know what happened

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Speaker 1: back in the days when we were just kids. Just

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Speaker 1: do disc disc golf. Now course you can't do disc

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Speaker 1: golf on discourse, all right, But back when they did

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Speaker 1: disc golf and had intercourse. Oh, that's a story.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna have to do about the sex recession generationally,

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Speaker 2: the annual who's banging and who's not a lot of

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Speaker 2: not banging happening, A lot of not banging happening for

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Speaker 2: are not banging around happening out there banging around? All right?

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Speaker 1: Sorry, let's get into stories that aren't that. Yes, we

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Speaker 1: of course have Governor hot Wheels trending from Texas.

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Speaker 2: Yep, yep, that's a jasmine. Crockett was speaking at the

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Speaker 2: Human Rights CAMPAIG and referencing the state of Texas. It goes,

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Speaker 2: you know, you know, we got governor hot Wheels down

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Speaker 2: But I think this is all a lot of people

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Speaker 2: the right more than anything, because this feels like one

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Speaker 2: of those moments, like we've seen this before. Black people

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Speaker 2: know this very deeply in their bones. White people cannot

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Speaker 2: handle trash talk from black people. It's just it's somehow

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Speaker 2: it's like a fucking like the nause ghoul is now

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Speaker 2: my instinct is to be racist. But then that will

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Speaker 2: give I will find out very quickly I can't do that.

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Speaker 1: What do I do? I just have to I have

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Speaker 2: Outraged, And every fucking person on the right is sudden

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Speaker 2: like this is despicable. The lack of compassion for he

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Speaker 2: This is just a lot of that shit where it's like,

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Speaker 2: But I think it's also the timing I think a

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Speaker 2: because they just got fucking trashed by senators and the

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Speaker 1: Fuck up, Like I'm actually not able to disclose at

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Speaker 1: this moment. Oh, like they were yeah, yeah, they they

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Speaker 1: really did look like they had gotten dressed down behind

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Speaker 2: Yep, yep. Anyway, Democrats, this is the thing.

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Speaker 1: Look at where the energy's at.

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Speaker 2: Uh. You got people with spicy mouths who clearly know

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Speaker 2: who are getting the Republicans just maybe don't do ableism,

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Speaker 2: but like spicy, the spicy mouthless, let's do that.

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Speaker 1: Talk that shit.

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Speaker 2: Please talk that shit. Don't pull back. You can fuck

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Speaker 2: just swear, doesn't matter. We're in a new era and

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Speaker 2: guess what, there are plenty of people with mouths that

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Speaker 2: But anyway, a.

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Speaker 1: Lot of people don't know. It's one of the reasons

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Speaker 1: there's so few of us in NBA. We're scared of

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Speaker 1: the trash talk. We just we can't handle it. Basketball

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Speaker 1: Lucas not an American. Yeah, yeah, you know, American whites

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Speaker 1: when it comes to that, we can't take it.

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Speaker 2: Like racism, the fear of the black body comes.

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Speaker 1: In where it's man, it's there, It's it's all rap.

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Speaker 1: There's something there, it's something there. Man. I'm just saying,

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Speaker 1: there's something there.

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Speaker 2: Man, I just saw something.

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Speaker 1: I saw something. I've seen something.

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Speaker 2: Uh but you know what, watch this you grab Chuck

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Speaker 2: Schumer probably been like they're like she needs to be centure.

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Speaker 1: Oh for sure.

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Speaker 2: I mean like there's gonna be some stupid ass liberal

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Speaker 1: Maybe you know he's gonna call it chuck. I gotta say, man,

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Speaker 1: did you see this calling me?

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Speaker 2: It's just wild though too like for all the able

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Speaker 2: a ship that like you hear coming from congress people,

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Speaker 2: especially in the Republican Party. It's again when a black

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Speaker 2: The DEI congresswoman. It's like, well, now you guys just

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Speaker 2: showing your racism as you get upset on behalf of Okay,

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Speaker 2: whatever do you think?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, do your thing. You also, Tiger Woods continues his

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Speaker 1: Hollywood Hulk Cogan turn. Heel turn was recently announced or

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Speaker 1: you know, revealed that he's like a full on Trump supporter.

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Speaker 2: And now we knew, we saw the hair, we saw

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Speaker 2: the hair.

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Speaker 1: We saw that.

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Speaker 2: We knew Tiger, we heard you, we knew Earl.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and he he went from like zero sixty Eldrick.

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Speaker 1: That's Earl was his father. He's Eldrick.

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Speaker 2: That's how we also Eldrick, Yes, Eldrick Trump supporter.

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Speaker 1: He so now he went from announcing he is a

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Speaker 1: like they like came out publicly and they're like, I

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Speaker 1: just can't wait to go on this journey of life

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Speaker 1: with you. Like you know an elderly divorced couple that

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Speaker 2: Tiger, you look like a desiccated like dish sponge. You

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Speaker 2: look crispy, bro Well happened. Love is in the air

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Speaker 2: and wife is better with you by my side. Here,

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Speaker 2: that's the caption. We look for journey through life together.

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Speaker 2: At this time, we would appreciate privacy for all those

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Speaker 2: this ship?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Why is she if she wants privacy? Is her

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Speaker 1: name still Trump? Yeah? Years after the divorce whatever, I'm

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Speaker 1: just saying, all right. Ham Don Balal, who is one

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Speaker 1: of the directors of the film No Other Land that

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Speaker 1: won the OSCAR for Best Long Form Documentary, was basically

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Speaker 2: I saw the word lynch being used.

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Speaker 2: Has a very different connotation in America. I was like,

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Speaker 2: His head and stomach were bleeding.

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Speaker 1: He called an ambulance as he was being taken away

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Speaker 1: like it was out of the KKK. The settlers then

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Speaker 1: The headline from the New York Times. However, Oh god,

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Speaker 1: and was attacked by a mob.

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Speaker 2: Because he's very visible now that he's won an Academy

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Speaker 1: Oh and he was interviewed and was like, I don't

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Speaker 1: The New York Times headline Israeli police released Palestinian director

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Speaker 2: Oh oh, the west Bank incident.

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Speaker 1: So it makes it sound like he got arrested and

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Speaker 1: then exactly there was an incident.

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Speaker 2: That warranted police detention. I think, interesting, yeah, yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: He was making. It was easy for people to just

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Speaker 2: Is he a trouble maker?

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Speaker 1: It is a The guide was written by Harbinger an Event,

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Speaker 1: vaccines while you still can't get your flu shots, don't

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Speaker 1: do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk to

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Speaker 1: y'all tomorrow. Fight five