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Speaker 2: Hundred and eighty thousand dollars in the lottery years ago.

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Speaker 2: I never told my husband, but he just found out.

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Speaker 1: That is a huge secret. You know. It's like you

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Speaker 1: won the lottery, and then your husband may have won

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Speaker 1: the lottery like years later by realizing you won the lottery,

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Speaker 1: but then he's actually like, oh, maybe she's hiding something

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Speaker 1: from me, So maybe I also lost the lottery, and

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Speaker 1: that she's going to like maybe break up with me

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Speaker 1: and try to take the money and not give any

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Speaker 1: to me, and we're going to be have separate finances,

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Speaker 1: and I'm screwed.

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Speaker 2: I think the story's over. I think yes, she was

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Speaker 2: predicted the whole thing. So the lottery winning took place

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Speaker 2: back in August of twenty fourteen. Mike and I were

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Speaker 2: married in October of twenty fourteen. It wasn't a fortune,

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Speaker 2: but enough to make a difference.

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Speaker 3: So she basically had all that money before they officially

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Speaker 3: got married, So technically it is completely hers three months,

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Speaker 3: three months by three easy months ninety days. Ladies and gentlemen,

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Speaker 3: that's not really how marriage works, right, Like, when you

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Speaker 3: get married, she would aren't your You're not joined.

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Speaker 2: Only if you put it in a joint account. Really,

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Speaker 2: you're not legally obligated to exactly. If you get divorced,

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Speaker 2: then the assets are probably split equally.

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Speaker 1: But as you're married, you can pick and choose where.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, after taxes, it came out to right around four

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Speaker 2: hundred and eighty thousand dollars. I would say that's fair

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Speaker 2: to call a fortune.

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Speaker 1: It's pretty good.

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Speaker 2: It's not you can't live, you can't retat, you can't

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Speaker 2: live the rest of.

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Speaker 1: Your life one hundred percent almost.

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Speaker 2: If you do invest in an invex fund four to

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Speaker 2: four percent withdrawal a year, you probably get like twenty

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Speaker 2: five grand a month or year a year. So that's

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Speaker 2: not you know, that's not ball. You're living, Yeah, you're

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Speaker 2: you're paying rent and food. Now most people would be

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Speaker 2: over the moon, but I panicked. Why because I didn't

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Speaker 2: want our life to turn upside down because we had

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Speaker 1: Now I feel like that's upside up man, Like.

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Speaker 2: I think, I think, uh, have the craziest, dopest honeymoon

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Speaker 2: ever with your your honey live it up, invest not

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Speaker 2: have to work like because think about like, who knows

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Speaker 2: what we'll see what the rest of the story says

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Speaker 2: but what if you're like, oh, I have to keep

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Speaker 2: pretending to work by low paying jobs so he doesn't

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Speaker 3: Like, also, that's a big secret to start your marriage with.

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Speaker 3: That's a crazy I feel like you.

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Speaker 1: Didn't, like, honey, I just won the lottery, Like.

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Speaker 3: It's surprising that she would keep that from her. It's

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Speaker 3: kind of a lot, right, It's kind of a lot.

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Speaker 3: I was still legally single at the time, and so

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Speaker 3: I was able to accept it anonymously without the need

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Speaker 1: So I didn't, which is all but to be fair

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Speaker 3: A lot of times in like a lot of time

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Speaker 3: in lottery advice, they say, don't tell a soul that

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Speaker 3: you've won, ah, because everyone and their mother is going

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Speaker 1: After that cut.

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Speaker 2: True that that is a fair point. That and you

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Speaker 2: tell one person and even your even your husband, could

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Speaker 2: could get out for sure. So I didn't tell anybody else,

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Speaker 2: not a single soul, not my husband, not my parents, siblings,

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Speaker 2: best friends, et cetera, et cetera, only the state and

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Speaker 2: federal governments. Now, my husband has a tendency to spin

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Speaker 2: on things we don't need and that aren't going to

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Speaker 1: The long run. So the husband's an over spender.

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Speaker 2: So I didn't want our money to be blown quickly

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Speaker 2: on stupid stuff like cars and clothes. I opened up

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Speaker 2: a bank account with a national credit union and put

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Speaker 2: the check in it. I got started with a financial advisor, Keith,

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Speaker 2: who guided me into investing in local businesses in real estate.

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Speaker 1: Pretty good move, I mean, safe move. Way better than

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Speaker 1: blowing it on. You know.

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Speaker 2: I feel like the typical Lotter Winter story, and that

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Speaker 2: is that it's been sitting there, just growing. Flash forward

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Speaker 2: to today. I'm doing dishes, getting ready to start making dinner,

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Speaker 2: and my phone rings. I can't get to it, but

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Speaker 2: No big deal, I'll get to it in a minute.

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Speaker 2: But my husband came into the kitchen and glanced at

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Speaker 2: which he always does when my hands are full.

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Speaker 1: It's Keith.

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Speaker 2: He called and texted me to let me know that

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Speaker 2: my account just hit one million dollars after one of

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Speaker 2: the energy companies I invested in soared up.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh Pie's a millionaires.

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Speaker 2: Oh Pie's a millionaire now from four hundred and eighty

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Speaker 2: I mean, that's great investing. That's and I'm guessing this

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Speaker 1: Wow. To double it in a few years, is that's

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Speaker 1: really good? That's good. I want Keith as my financial advisor.

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Speaker 2: Joe, Keith hit our line, bro, We're we're about to

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Speaker 2: reinvest all of our ow new with you. My husband

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Speaker 2: is stunned. He has no clue what to even say,

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Speaker 2: staring at me until he says, we have a million dollars.

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Speaker 1: Which, I is the appropriate question. I guess. I guess

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Speaker 1: I'm money. I have a million dollars. You have a jackshit?

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Speaker 2: Tell him it's in my bank account. This is my Keith,

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Speaker 2: get your own.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I was so flushed, but I finally just sat him

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Speaker 2: for never telling him. He asked if my family knows,

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Speaker 2: and I tell him that no one knows except for

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Speaker 2: the I R S and Keith. Imagine the plot twist.

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Speaker 2: She falls in love with Keith.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, Keith, you manage my money so well well.

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Speaker 1: I love how Maybe you could manage me titties right here, But.

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Speaker 2: My portfolio is is the isn't the only thing you

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Speaker 2: can grow?

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Speaker 1: Can I?

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Speaker 3: Keith. Yeah, maybe I can grow you you or a

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Speaker 3: portfolio package. Seems like it needs some stimulation.

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Speaker 2: That stock is on the rise, my friend, So it

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Speaker 2: took him a few hours to finally be able to

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Speaker 2: really talk to me. At the end of the silence,

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Speaker 2: he told me that he's proud of me for investing

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Speaker 2: it into our future, but he needs a few days

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Speaker 2: to clear his head because he feels like I hid

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Speaker 2: a huge part of myself from him. True, we might

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Speaker 2: just need to take a vacation now. Uh, there's some edits,

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Speaker 2: there's some updates. Okay, Gang, I'm checking in with you.

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Speaker 2: What would you have would you have told the partner

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Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, there's a lot of complication here because like

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Speaker 3: rule one of winning the lottery is don't tell anyone,

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Speaker 3: is probably like communication secrets in communication, so great principles,

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Speaker 3: completely conflicating, and also based on like like Opie's husband's

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Speaker 3: four hundred and eighty grand I did win it. It

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Speaker 3: does legally belong to me. This is what I want

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Speaker 3: to do with it. Yeah, this is and just be

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Speaker 3: pull from it. Yes, I want this money to be

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Speaker 1: Yes. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So maybe op's a little of the a hole for

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Speaker 3: not for not letting her husband know.

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Speaker 3: I think the husband's taking it pretty well for all

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Speaker 3: things considered decently. Well yeah, I mean, but I mean

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Speaker 3: it's a pretty easy thing to take well that you

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Speaker 3: just have a million dollars. Yeah, it's not like, oh honey,

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Speaker 2: Well, you know what, we'll give our final verdict at

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Speaker 2: the end. Let's do that quick edit. I already have

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Speaker 2: people messaging me asking if they could have the money. Jesus,

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Speaker 2: this is why I didn't tell anyone.

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Speaker 1: That's funny. Classics.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we got a few updates Update number one. My

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Speaker 1: Way of our marriage. So good. That's good.

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Speaker 2: Update number two, Hello, I did not know this to

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Speaker 2: And do you think that Op was the a hole

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Speaker 3: I stand by my initial thing. I think Op's a

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Speaker 1: That's a thing.

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Speaker 2: So she asolutely thinks she made the absolute best financial

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Speaker 2: Also to her credit, you know, it would it could

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Speaker 2: I want this money to grow, even if it's not fast,

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Speaker 3: About the money. Yeah, agreed, agreed, you said you said

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Speaker 1: Okop, oh, poor guy. He didn't get what he wanted.

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Speaker 1: So tragic. It sounds like a regular Arnold Schwarzenegger. Know.

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Speaker 3: Imagine, dude, that kid must feel I feel so bad

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Speaker 3: why he gets cut a fat check. He gets cut

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Speaker 3: a fat check. Bro, And it's still Arnold's son. And

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Speaker 3: he's got that bodybiller genetics. Would you take being fostered

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Speaker 3: by an illegitimate father for money and a beautiful body?

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Speaker 1: I feel like Arnold was a good good father. I

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Speaker 3: He was in the movies. In the movies, he was

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Speaker 3: a good father. Sometimes that's how you know, that's how

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Speaker 1: Obviously. I'm a professional house cleaner in a large city.

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Speaker 3: My first house today was a beautiful, pretty big, four

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Speaker 3: before today, first time. It's kind of interesting to clean

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Speaker 1: I never snoop, but.

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Speaker 3: I do learn a lot just by the state of

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Speaker 3: they really needed it, as in it was freaking darty as.

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Speaker 1: He oh made throwing down.

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Speaker 3: I would guess they are busy and don't have much

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Speaker 3: sex life, judging by the master bedroom. Oh yeah, what

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Speaker 1: Stains all over the all over. It turns off the

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Speaker 3: It's like the couch flips and it's a bed and

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Speaker 3: there's a disco ball and candles and like and like

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Speaker 3: the bed rotates like at Austin Howers. Yeah, it's a

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Speaker 3: roovy baby. I love cleaning houses and was amping myself

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Speaker 3: all those asking And then it's like bear, I was

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Speaker 3: man with a plan. If you know what, I'm sorry, Bro,

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Speaker 3: you can kind of rhyme man with scian like like

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Speaker 3: I'm sciing, that's true. I welcomed him home. Hello master,

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Speaker 3: she said. I welcomed him home and let him know

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Speaker 3: I just cleaned the floors and would be finished soon.

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Speaker 3: He looked super confused, and then kind of grinned and

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Speaker 3: asked if I was his birthday gift bound.

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Speaker 1: Wow, yeah, these these mops is your birthday gift?

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Speaker 3: Yeahan floor? How about you clean your own floor? I

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Speaker 3: didn't really know what he meant. Maybe his wife scheduled

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Speaker 3: the service on his birthday. I just answered him with maybe,

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Speaker 3: happy birthday, mister Hendrix. I don't think she said it

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Speaker 1: Have you ever watched the Aaron Linroe singing.

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Speaker 3: To I've only heard it imitated? Took it out it's

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Speaker 3: it's interesting heavy sexual tension.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you can. You can taste the sexual tension

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Speaker 3: It was like awkward for ever, Like that was like

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Speaker 3: like knowing and realizing like JFK and Marilyn are definitely

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Speaker 3: mister Henrix, to which he looked even more confused and

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Speaker 3: told me his name was not mister Henrix. Well, that's

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Speaker 3: because his next door neighbor, my actual client is mister Henrix.

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Speaker 3: And I walk my happy booty into the wrong effort

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Speaker 3: house and clean the living hell.

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Speaker 1: Out of it.

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Speaker 3: And then the guy who lived there came home and

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Speaker 3: thought I was a sex worker role playing as a

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 3: I mean his wife and must have a pretty good

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Speaker 3: relationship if that's what he thought initially just hanging man,

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Speaker 3: I mean he probably has a very judging by the

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Speaker 3: mass bedroom, as the maid said, having a very healthy

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Speaker 3: sex life. I was totally embarrassed explaining myself to this

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Speaker 3: guy my boss the entry instructions in the app, said

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Speaker 3: the client wouldn't be home, but that there was a

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Speaker 3: key end of the map. There was no key on

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Speaker 3: the map, but the front door was unlocked, so I

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Speaker 3: just walked in. This is not even the first time

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Speaker 3: in my life that I've let myself into the wrong house,

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Speaker 3: although the first time was not a work thing, and

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Speaker 3: this one was.

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Speaker 1: On the plus side.

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Speaker 3: Dude was so happy with how clean his house was

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Speaker 3: that I finished the floors and he paid me what

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Speaker 3: my company would have charged him, plus a tip.

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Speaker 1: Let's go new clients abound. Wow, that's how you do it.

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Speaker 3: Just break into someone's house, clean it and be like, oh, sorry,

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Speaker 3: wrong house. Like I like what you did with the place.

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Speaker 3: Here's your money. I'm your new clients.

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Speaker 1: Genius, genius, this is what you got into the more

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Speaker 1: off than Come on.

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Speaker 3: That's right, there's actually John. There's a service in Woodland Hills,

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Speaker 3: like my hometown, called like Busty Maids. It's literally what

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Speaker 3: they're describing. It's like like, I don't think it's sex workers,

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Speaker 3: but they they'll come into your house.

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Speaker 1: It's like it's like it's like Hooters for your house.

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Speaker 1: The question is how do you know about it?

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Speaker 3: Am a recipient of their marketing campaigns.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you, sir,