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Speaker 1: Still weld upstad Would you believe you my resilient pieces?

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Speaker 2: Would you do bana banating?

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Speaker 1: Banana ladies and gentlemen, you're listening to bananas. We don't

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Speaker 1: have a we don't have a story to start this

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Speaker 3: No, this is our first.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 4: We're throwing you a little mini minisode because everybody keeps

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Speaker 4: sending us these banana stories and our d ms to

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Speaker 4: the Bananas Podcast on Instagram, and we finally decided that

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Speaker 4: we would share a couple.

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Speaker 1: Minnie, So minnis, it's a M I N I s

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Speaker 1: O d e uh.

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Speaker 2: So we're excited. Just got like I, I got a bunch.

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Speaker 1: I got a few shout outs before I get to

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Speaker 1: my please, and I want you to go.

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Speaker 2: You should tell your full story first.

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Speaker 1: But I want to shout out lex Kan eighty two

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Speaker 1: for finding a bird that only sang la kukaracha.

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Speaker 2: Great story.

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Speaker 1: I want to shout out Sophie Strong forgetting the cops

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Speaker 1: called on her by her neighbor, for training geese to

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Speaker 1: ship on her porch.

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Speaker 2: Hard to do, hard to do?

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Speaker 1: Uh, And of course the anonymous emergency room nurse who

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Speaker 1: had a corpse vomit on her all fantastic stories, not

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Speaker 1: the one I chose, but those were my runners up

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Speaker 1: that one.

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Speaker 4: I actually know that nurse from my childhood. Yeah, we

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Speaker 4: went to school together, and when I saw that, I

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Speaker 4: might pull that one back out if we do like

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Speaker 4: a Halloween episode, because it's a great creepy really, it

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Speaker 4: totally is. Oh man, I'm feeling it. I'm into this.

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Speaker 4: Do you want me to jump into one? Do you

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Speaker 4: want to talk about your week? Do you want to

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Speaker 4: do did anything weird happen to you today?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: Great, I'll start a story then. Yes.

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Speaker 4: This one is from Alyssa g on Instagram. Uh, Lissa

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Speaker 4: Renee is her handle. I think they're called handles, Kurt.

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Speaker 4: I think you'll be able to relate to this one. Okay,

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Speaker 4: I'm reading this word for word.

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Speaker 2: Give it to me.

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Speaker 4: My dad was a road comic for many years before

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Speaker 4: I was born and in the earlier years of my life.

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Speaker 4: Because of that, he has many banana stories. But for me,

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Speaker 4: this one has to take the cake. Intriguing. I'm already intrigued,

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Speaker 4: already intrigued. One night, after a set, he sat down

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Speaker 4: as many people do. This strange man with long, greasy

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Speaker 4: thickest Southern accent you've ever heard, and my dad immediately

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Speaker 4: realizes that this man has a very gap between his

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Speaker 4: tooth that was small and very pointy. So, of course,

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Speaker 4: you know this is going to be a great conversation.

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Speaker 4: I actually messaged Alyssa back about this just and they

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Speaker 4: were in Starkville, Mississippi, where Mississippi State University is. Back

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Speaker 4: to the story, the man proceeded to give my dad

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Speaker 4: praise about his previous set and then takes a very

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Speaker 3: You want to know where girls makeup comes from? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Taking aback, but very intrigued, my dad asked him to elaborate.

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Speaker 4: He goes on to explain that he owns a slaughterhouse

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Speaker 4: a great after after set talk. According to him, makeup

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Speaker 4: the man was very disappointed when my dad told him,

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Speaker 4: but he has a great story to tell. That's again

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Speaker 4: that's from Alyssa. Gee, thank you for setting that in.

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Speaker 4: It starts strong.

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Speaker 2: It's strong and strong.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a great, a great story. It's all in

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Speaker 4: the details. I mean, I've never seen gap teeth with

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Speaker 1: It's really awesome. It's like a yeah, it's like a

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Speaker 1: it's like a reverse shark, you know.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a disturbing Southern gentleman's pointy tooth.

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Speaker 3: And then to one.

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Speaker 4: I feel like in the South they're really good at this.

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Speaker 4: They they want to show you what they're excited about

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Speaker 4: n intwo. This guy once bought a bread truck for

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Speaker 4: was like, you want to see my bread truck and

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Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, suir, And then we all proceeded

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Speaker 4: just completely weird you out?

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Speaker 1: I did think of?

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Speaker 3: What's that?

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Speaker 1: First off, drinking the back of the edemen's bread truck.

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Speaker 1: Our friend and Chris Hauselet, who used to be a

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Speaker 1: That's one story. Secondly, what it reminded me of was Pigtown.

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Speaker 1: If anybody has ever lived in Baltimore, Maryland, there is

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Speaker 2: Please get in touch with me.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but Yeah, people coming up to me all

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Speaker 1: The only ones that I remember are like the ones

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Speaker 3: I understand that.

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Speaker 4: You know, what's the best way, like for our listeners

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Speaker 2: No, that is the best way to say that's the

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Speaker 1: Second, I totally don't mind, yeah, to take a photo,

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Speaker 2: But yeah, or like buy him a drink or something

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Speaker 1: Usually the club is giving the comics drinks, so you

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Speaker 2: Oh I once had to do this to a guy.

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Speaker 2: It was a show.

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Speaker 1: It was me, Me and Tom Segura did a like

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Speaker 1: And I can't remember specifically how weird he was being,

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Speaker 4: I had a I did stand up only in college,

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Speaker 4: And then the girls are like, what did you say

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Speaker 3: I get it. I get it.

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Speaker 4: I mean it's also just like massholes are notoriously bad.

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Speaker 3: So I walk in and I'm pretty uncomfortable.

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Speaker 4: I didn't know anybody, but the girls that came with

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Speaker 3: I was there with some.

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Speaker 1: What I like about it is that there's a lot

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Speaker 4: I imagine that probably happens all the time. I mean

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Speaker 3: Like a lot of I.

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Speaker 3: They'll try to steal any cat. I like that.

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Speaker 4: It was just like, just grab that cat, doesn't matter,

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Speaker 3: I get out of there.

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Speaker 2: There's so many people.

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Speaker 3: I just am like, that's not where this happens for me.

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Speaker 4: I really like that story. And it's so sad she

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if you job whip it up, good job, good job,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and ge get bananas of the weak cred for sure?

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Speaker 2: Oh hell yeah.

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Speaker 1: And guess what that that's a that's a twenty minute

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Speaker 3: Well, that's sirs minisode. Yeah, it does.

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Speaker 2: And I'm sure he is a shot. We'll see how

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Speaker 3: If you hate him, you hate him.

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Speaker 4: If you love them, keep sending us stories, we will

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Speaker 4: read them. We did get a ton of bodily fluid stories,

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Speaker 4: toilet paper shortage sharing this, But yeah, keep the more

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Speaker 3: We really appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: If you want to, guys, uh, we have We've got

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Speaker 2: We've got merch.

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Speaker 1: If you want to buy any merch and show bananas

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Speaker 4: I have one other thing I want to get going.

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Speaker 4: This might be a good time to do it on

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Speaker 4: those on our Instagram. Kurt's gonna do something. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, we will throw them up on our story.

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Speaker 1: Please tag unexpected banana. That makes me so so happy.

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Speaker 1: I cannot wait until this thing is over and we

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Speaker 2: Is going to be so much fun.

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Speaker 3: Yes, that is so much fun.

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Speaker 2: We have very cool.

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Speaker 1: People who listen to this show and excited to meet

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Speaker 3: And when Kurt and I put on a show, we

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Speaker 4: The last time we did a big live show in

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Speaker 4: it was snowing in downtown Los Angeles and we had

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Speaker 4: correct We had smurfs with confetti cannons.

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Speaker 2: We had had a bunch of hulks.

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Speaker 1: We had a bunch of oiled up hunks throwing out,

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Speaker 1: throwing out like the mint flavored a car air fresheners. Right,

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Speaker 1: do you remember reds of those we had. The hunks

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Speaker 1: came out and just threw out air fresheners.

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Speaker 4: We had a brass band. We had a lie detector

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Speaker 4: professional guy give light detector tests to our comics where

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Speaker 4: we would ask him you know not. We weren't challenging

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Speaker 4: them with personal stuff. We were saying things like is

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Speaker 4: eating twelve baked potatoes too many baked potatoes? And when

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Speaker 4: they said no and they were lying, we knew what

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Speaker 3: But yeah, we're gonna.

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Speaker 4: I cannot wait to take this tour out on tour.

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Speaker 4: I might buy yellow sprinter van and get some vanity

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Speaker 4: plate and drive this whole country. I might do it

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Speaker 4: because I want you to come. I want your family

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Speaker 4: to come. I want your dog to come.

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Speaker 1: I don't want my dog to come. I love my dog.

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Speaker 1: My dog is way too nervous.

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Speaker 2: Do you hear?

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Speaker 1: She was just barking right now. We're just in a

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Speaker 1: completely quiet room.

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Speaker 3: That's what they do.

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Speaker 1: Yep, too nervous. All right, guys, thanks for listening. Scotti,

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Speaker 1: Curti Bana Bananas. This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 3: Produced and engineered by Katie.

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Speaker 1: Levine, theme song by Keihanamani, and all of.

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Speaker 3: Our artwork is done by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 1: So please follow us on Instagram at the Bananas Podcast,

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Speaker 1: where we post so many more stories and make it

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Speaker 1: here and you.

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Speaker 4: ming us on Instagram at the Bananas Podcast, So.

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