Speaker 1: Sauce on the side. What's up, Diamond, Hi, Hi, just
Speaker 1: the two of us. We've been doing this a lot
Speaker 1: without Andrew, and it feels glorious, well fucked up of us,
Speaker 1: but hey, here we are. I have so many things
Speaker 1: I want to talk to you about. One, there were
Speaker 1: a bunch of really great, ask me anything questions. Some
Speaker 1: of them are a little spicy. I'm here for it.
Speaker 1: And Two, by the time this airs, you will have
Speaker 1: gone to your sister's wedding. Yes, done the speech that
Speaker 1: you were a little paranoid about, a little nervous I
Speaker 1: should say a little nervous about. Are you feeling good?
Speaker 1: Sweating now from just saying that? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, I finally finished the speech. Okay, took me about
Speaker 2: a year to do.
Speaker 1: Okay. Did you use Chattypete at all?
Speaker 2: I did? Okay, But she told me I could okay,
Speaker 2: because I told her I was struggling, and she was
Speaker 2: a girl like I just used chatchy Ptea and I
Speaker 2: didn't want to for a really long time, but I did.
Speaker 1: And it worked out. Okay, Yeah, okay, you could share
Speaker 1: part of it with us, but I'm not going to
Speaker 1: ask you that. Oh we'll get to this after after
Speaker 1: the wedding, so like the next episode, because again, even
Speaker 1: though we are recording this ahead of time, you're going
Speaker 1: to do this after the fact. Yep, Okay, I'm excited. Congratulations,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. I'm so happy that it's like.
Speaker 2: Done, yeah, and that I'm not writing it the night before.
Speaker 1: I'm very happy for you too. I was writing my
Speaker 1: best friends on the bus on the way to do
Speaker 1: things well, no, no, I changed things. And guess what,
Speaker 1: your girl got a standing ovation. Oh don't Okay, that's
Speaker 1: a lot of pressure. I was a good one. I
Speaker 1: was very happy.
Speaker 2: I'm nervous, you know. The thing that I'm nervous the
Speaker 2: most about what is like my family not getting the
Speaker 2: cues of like me needing them to say things, so like, oh,
Speaker 2: you tell them because.
Speaker 1: I wanted to be organ and then they're just losers.
Speaker 2: But like, here's this thing we do when we're talking
Speaker 2: about whoever our sister is, and we're like my sister,
Speaker 2: my sister.
Speaker 1: It is a long story.
Speaker 2: But then like everybody usually chants in like my sister,
Speaker 2: my sister, and I'm like if I do.
Speaker 1: That, and they don't, so you need the call and
Speaker 1: they don't repeat back. I'm gonna literally throw my phone.
Speaker 1: But that's like a really good time. And this is
Speaker 1: why I think improv classes are so important. That's a
Speaker 1: really good time for you to take a comedic break
Speaker 1: and call them out on it, like, hey, you're leaving
Speaker 1: me fucking hanging up here. Thanks a lot, family, thanks
Speaker 1: a lot. Oh god, yeah, I'm excited for you to
Speaker 1: do this. I can't wait. Oh god, I'm excited. But
Speaker 1: you know, and your hair looks really great. Nobody can
Speaker 1: say it, but your hair looks amazing. Oh, thank you.
Speaker 1: You're so welcome. So you know, we always ask for
Speaker 1: ask me anything questions and then we start to do them.
Speaker 1: We get super sidetracked by a bunch of things. But
Speaker 1: I've been saving them and some of these are really good. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: some of them are like very spicy, like I said,
Speaker 1: and some of them are middle of the road. So
Speaker 1: the first one that I will this is kind of
Speaker 1: like a little bit of like human stuff. This is interesting. Okay,
Speaker 1: what's the first thought you have when your alarm goes off?
Speaker 1: Not the bit, the like real thought you have when
Speaker 1: your alarm goes off.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I have an alarm that goes off about
Speaker 2: forty five minutes before I'm actually supposed to get up,
Speaker 2: so do I. So that one goes off, I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh shit, I woke up because like a lot of
Speaker 2: the times, I sleep through it, I sleep through the
Speaker 2: first one, so I'm like always surprised.
Speaker 1: When I wake up to that first alarm, So I
Speaker 1: think that's it. What time is that first alarm? Three
Speaker 1: forty five? Oh? Me too?
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I'm like, oh, okay, I woke up. Maybe
Speaker 2: I did get some rest last night. That's usually and
Speaker 2: of course like already yeah like that, but like yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we have the same thought. My thought is
Speaker 1: usually what time is it? Really? Like, let me look
Speaker 1: at this clock and figure out. Okay, oh okay, I
Speaker 1: have seven four minutes that I thought amazing back to
Speaker 1: sleep by going for the best dream I've ever had,
Speaker 1: only be woken up again in nine minutes.
Speaker 2: But you need it because what have you done it
Speaker 2: where you didn't have that alarm?
Speaker 1: Oh I can't. I will sleep through it because I'm
Speaker 1: so used to and condition at this point to hitting
Speaker 1: snooze so many times that I have to have multiple alarms,
Speaker 1: which is, you know, very sad for anyone who is
Speaker 1: sleeping in that bed with me. Sorry? Yeah, all right?
Speaker 1: So the next one, this was interesting. Do you ever
Speaker 1: get lonely being the person everyone feels connected to but
Speaker 1: few people actually know? Hm, not really, I think no, No,
Speaker 1: I think that, like.
Speaker 2: I just I think, well, I think the term loneliness
Speaker 2: is subjective, right, So I'm jeople feel like when they
Speaker 2: don't have people around them, or they don't have people
Speaker 2: to talk to, like, it's different types of lonely. I've
Speaker 2: had lonely moments, but not necessarily like, oh, I feel lonely.
Speaker 1: Like and not because of the job. No, or were
Speaker 1: they because of the job? Okay?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I felt lonely today. So nobody came
Speaker 2: into my studio.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know you were here. Nobody came there.
Speaker 1: I sort of got I look back, I did't even
Speaker 1: see you. And then when I walked out of the
Speaker 1: studio I saw you standing, I said, what the fuck? Hello?
Speaker 1: And I think Scotti felt bad because he came to
Speaker 1: give me a hug, and also, why didn't you come
Speaker 1: and tell us hello, I'm here? No one said hi
Speaker 1: to me? Eh, so you will not do that. You
Speaker 1: just sit there feeling lonely and I'm like, okay, I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna scroll on. I feel like I just would
Speaker 1: have kicked in the door and but like I'm here
Speaker 1: and walked away.
Speaker 2: Imagine about I would have loved it his eyes, You
Speaker 2: would have loved it. Nate would have been like, okay,
Speaker 2: And anyway.
Speaker 1: I appreciate women making their presence known. I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: I want more of it. To answer that question, No,
Speaker 1: to me, I do not feel lonely being a person
Speaker 1: everybody feels connected with. I think that's actually like pretty cool.
Speaker 1: I can see where this question was going. I also
Speaker 1: think that, like it's really important with these jobs to
Speaker 1: have a real life, to have a life completely outside
Speaker 1: of what you do here, to have friends who could
Speaker 1: give half a shit what you do, that don't care,
Speaker 1: that ask you questions like wait, who is that who?
Speaker 1: Like Brandon does not even know who Paul Rudd is
Speaker 1: And that makes me laugh so hard. And I really
Speaker 1: love it, by the way he said, and I quote, sorry,
Speaker 1: I only know aless celebrities like David Spade. Okay, well, Brandon,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for your time. I'm sorry I
Speaker 1: could have accepted the like you don't know who Paul
Speaker 1: Rudd is like, no problem, okay, but then to follow
Speaker 1: it up with that diabolical statement, and then he found
Speaker 1: like three friends to agree with him. So who looks
Speaker 1: like the asshole on that me? Anyway, I appreciate that
Speaker 1: I really like having like this whole life outside of this,
Speaker 1: but this doesn't make sense to those people. I think
Speaker 1: it's important to like keep yourself one foot in and
Speaker 1: one foot out and like one it makes you really
Speaker 1: appreciate this job and like the cool parks that we
Speaker 1: get and how much fun we have getting to laugh
Speaker 1: every day with people that you like. It's awesome, but
Speaker 1: it is going to come to an end for all
Speaker 1: of us. Yeah, if we're lucky, we have a say
Speaker 1: in that. I don't think we're gonna be lucky. I
Speaker 1: think that when you sign up to be an entertainment,
Speaker 1: you sign up for a roller coaster and you don't
Speaker 1: always know when you're getting off. So I don't feel
Speaker 1: lonely in that way. And I try to explain to
Speaker 1: people that the attention that we get here. While it
Speaker 1: is so nice for people to say nice things to
Speaker 1: us and you know, leave us sweet comments, and I
Speaker 1: actually there are some dms you get every now and
Speaker 1: then that really kind of stop you in your tracks.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh my god, thank you so much. That's
Speaker 1: so kind. Also on the opposite side, but this is
Speaker 1: not it's not real life. It's not the people who
Speaker 1: are going to show up when you get a horrible
Speaker 1: phone call in the middle of the night because you
Speaker 1: lost somebody. That's the real stuff. Like, that's the stuff
Speaker 1: that I value a lot, is those people that I
Speaker 1: can pick up and call them and say, hey, I
Speaker 1: got this horrible phone call and I don't want to
Speaker 1: be by myself, and they will show up. That's real
Speaker 1: to me. So because you have that, I don't. This
Speaker 1: job doesn't make me feel lonely, like I'm not connecting
Speaker 1: with people. And I think we're pretty real as far
Speaker 1: as who we are in real life versus who we
Speaker 1: are on the air. Granted, I've been told there's a
Speaker 1: bunch of things I can't say, but catch me in
Speaker 1: the street and we'll talk about it outside of that.
Speaker 1: You know, you're a funny person. You know what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about. You all know what I'm talking about. Just
Speaker 1: have a feeling, all right, Oh, this is an interesting one.
Speaker 1: What is something you wish people understood about how the
Speaker 1: show affects your personal life. It's a solid question, so
Speaker 1: while you think of it, Yeah, I'll answer okay, because
Speaker 1: I've been trying to do this thing where like I
Speaker 1: go first so that I don't make people like I
Speaker 1: don't put people on the spot without having like some
Speaker 1: sort of guidance for them. I'm trying. I'm trying. So
Speaker 1: I would say, if I am out nine to ten
Speaker 1: pm at night on a week night, I just really
Speaker 1: want to be appreciated for that. Oh yeah, because we
Speaker 1: wake up, As Diamond previously said, the time we wake
Speaker 1: up starts with a three, so that is not glorious.
Speaker 1: And at best, if I'm out at ten pm, I
Speaker 1: might get three hours of sleep. Because by the time
Speaker 1: you go home, unwind, get yourself ready for the next morning,
Speaker 1: and actually are able to sleep, you're looking at like midnight.
Speaker 1: So that definitely like the toll on our social lives
Speaker 1: in some way. I kind of wish people to understand
Speaker 1: that because I have so many two nobody do that anymore.
Speaker 1: Like I've done it a few times, but it's not
Speaker 1: something I want to do all the time.
Speaker 2: It's not something I want special occasion fuck that invite
Speaker 2: me out I'm not going how about that.
Speaker 1: I know that about you, but I still invite you out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you, You're welcome. And then the other thing is
Speaker 1: I kind of wish that our significant others, whoever they are,
Speaker 1: because I've dated multiple people while I've been on that air,
Speaker 1: would understand that not everything we say on the air
Speaker 1: needs to be taken so seriously and taken to heart.
Speaker 1: And yes, I said that man was hot, that doesn't
Speaker 1: mean I'm leaving here with him. I'm going to do something,
Speaker 1: you know, Like, I wish that, And I understand it's
Speaker 1: hard on the other side, but I'm like, do you
Speaker 1: not know me? Yeah, I've been fucking around all the time.
Speaker 1: I just say stuff to mess around. It's not like
Speaker 1: an attack on you. But I guess you know, I
Speaker 1: haven't been on the other side of that, so I
Speaker 1: don't know. But those are the things that I wish
Speaker 1: people understood.
Speaker 2: I wish that people would understand that I can't get
Speaker 2: them tickets. I'm serious, Like I can't, Like I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 1: You know, like you can't or you won't.
Speaker 2: I can't, girl, I can't. Okay, I've tried, and I can't. No,
Speaker 2: I can't yeah, like you know, it's just like it's
Speaker 2: not something that I could do all the time. Like
Speaker 2: I got you into a show once you want to
Speaker 2: go again.
Speaker 1: Also, well, you can't keep asking once I do it once,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to keep asking. Oh you got people,
Speaker 1: and I can't state where you sit either.
Speaker 2: Sometimes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's I tell people that all the time. Just
Speaker 1: because I'm getting you these tickets does not mean they're
Speaker 1: going to be good. Oh do you remember the jingle
Speaker 1: Ball fiasco from last year? Were you part of that?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, so what happened once? I don't remember this at all.
Speaker 1: It might have only been like a fire internally, like
Speaker 1: in the studio. But I had asked for X amount
Speaker 1: of tickets for jingle Ball, and then one of the
Speaker 1: people canceled, like two days before. She said she wasn't
Speaker 1: gonna be able to go. So I had this extra
Speaker 1: pair of tickets. Apparently what I was supposed to have
Speaker 1: done was give them back. I didn't know that. Nobody
Speaker 1: told me that. I thought, once you give me these
Speaker 1: tickets and my tickets, it's like, okay, this is part
Speaker 1: of what we we get as perks for being on
Speaker 1: this show and hosting this big event. But okay. So
Speaker 1: we had a listener call in who really wanted to go,
Speaker 1: and we had zero tickets left, and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh wait, I actually have a pair that someone just
Speaker 1: gave back and I gave them to the listener. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, this shit hit the fan. I got email
Speaker 1: after email from different people you're supposed to just close
Speaker 1: that you didn't need to use them anymore, And this
Speaker 1: caused a stir and I was like, no, I'm not
Speaker 1: what if you gave them to me, why can't I
Speaker 1: then do what I please with them? However? Not the
Speaker 1: hell I'm trying to die on. So now I know
Speaker 1: going forward, if I ask for tickets I can never
Speaker 1: give a pair away on the air ever. Again, do
Speaker 1: you know how stupid that sounds?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: Stupid?
Speaker 2: It was, yeah, like, oh, I'm sorry. So what if
Speaker 2: I gave the tickets to said friend whoever I was
Speaker 2: given them to, and they decided that they were going
Speaker 2: to give the tickets to someone, right, what does that matter?
Speaker 1: I mean they were acting like I sold the tickets.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm sorry, I served our listeners and
Speaker 1: gave them something that they wanted. Like it was.
Speaker 2: It was a debuckle imagine I didn't imagine listening to the.
Speaker 1: Show, like, yeah, I got in trouble for that. Oh god,
Speaker 1: so you want people to know that you can't get
Speaker 1: them tickets? Is there something else about your personal life?
Speaker 1: Does this impact like you personally with the dating game?
Speaker 1: Or oh yeah, how does that feel?
Speaker 2: Like? If you want me to be alive and live
Speaker 2: and I did, then you shouldn't be upset that I'm
Speaker 2: going to bed at eight o'clock. I think that people
Speaker 2: underestimate the I'll say guys specifically because those are the.
Speaker 1: People that I've dated.
Speaker 2: I don't know how women feel about this, but like
Speaker 2: the amount of times that guys have said, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: you really went to bed at eight o'clock?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Are done here? Because if I tell
Speaker 1: you that I wake up at four and you think
Speaker 1: that I fuck around with my.
Speaker 2: Sleep the way that you probably do, then we're just
Speaker 2: not on the same page because you just don't value
Speaker 2: your sleep.
Speaker 1: Also, you're also starting off from a place of not
Speaker 1: trusting me, and this is going to be an ongoing issue.
Speaker 2: And then also I have an issue with people thinking
Speaker 2: that I'm a liar, So I'm like, yeah, fuck you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think I'm scared of you, Like you are you
Speaker 2: sure you think that I'm gonna lie to you?
Speaker 1: Okay? Great bye? Yeah, so yeah that that would be
Speaker 1: a problem. Is I totally get it. And I'm just like, listen,
Speaker 1: there is just this x amount of time. I have
Speaker 1: a very cool job and I love it, and they
Speaker 1: get great perks. We can share in the great perks together.
Speaker 1: But like, I just need a little support sometimes and
Speaker 1: some of the things that might be difficult for you,
Speaker 1: because like I'll support the shit out of other people
Speaker 1: and what they do. I really try to show up
Speaker 1: and actually like be there and be a good buddy
Speaker 1: and a good girlfriend and a good family member. But
Speaker 1: every now and then, like support me back. Please.
Speaker 2: Oh you know another thing, tell me specifically about this show. Yes,
Speaker 2: I need people to understand that my vacation days.
Speaker 1: Are decided for me. Yes.
Speaker 2: So if you are planning a girls trip and you
Speaker 2: ask for my input, I'm going to ask that you
Speaker 2: book it around or plan for it to be right.
Speaker 1: That's the only time you can go.
Speaker 2: And I don't want to, Like I feel like in
Speaker 2: group chats before, I've been like, well, can we do
Speaker 2: it around my schedule? And people look at me like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: let's do it around diamond schedule. But seriously, because well,
Speaker 2: do you.
Speaker 1: Want dime in there to go? Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I can't just take off a random Friday and Monday
Speaker 2: like you guys can.
Speaker 1: Right, It just doesn't work that way for me.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: We have a lot of really cool parks, and we
Speaker 1: also have some very rigid things that we have to do.
Speaker 1: My sister says she loves the fact that she knows
Speaker 1: she can turn on the radio and know where I
Speaker 1: am and what I'm doing and how I feel. That's hilarious,
Speaker 1: I know. I mean, she will text me, she can
Speaker 1: hear it in my voice if there's something wrong, if
Speaker 1: I'm a little down, she hears it our six am
Speaker 1: break when he says hi to everybody. If I don't
Speaker 1: say hi the way she thinks I should be saying hi,
Speaker 1: this bitch like, hey, are you okay? What's going on?
Speaker 1: It's the best. It's like, it's the best. Having a
Speaker 1: sister like that is the best ever, even though sometimes
Speaker 1: I'm like, back off, I don't want to talk about
Speaker 1: it at leash. Your sister listens. Oh she doesn't, Are
Speaker 1: you kidding me? Hello?
Speaker 2: No, Like listens to the show. Oh, my sister is
Speaker 2: counting cheap right now. You know what, My sister doesn't
Speaker 2: listen to this. She tries to lie about it too.
Speaker 2: I caught her so many times. She's like, I'm just
Speaker 2: a few episodes behind. I was like how many.
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm up episode thirteen. I said, bitch, we're
Speaker 1: like ninety. Yeah. I even told her. I was like,
Speaker 1: just do this for me. And if anyone listening could
Speaker 1: tell their friends to do this same thing, you can
Speaker 1: just hit play and not listen to the episode. Just
Speaker 1: give me the download, give me the listen, like help
Speaker 1: a girl out. My sister not into it, you know.
Speaker 1: She said, if I want to know what's going on
Speaker 1: in your life, I'll just talk to you. Oh you
Speaker 1: can just tell me. I said, no, please, And then
Speaker 1: I do have a couple very good friends who listen
Speaker 1: and don't really say anything about it until something comes up,
Speaker 1: and then they're like, oh shit, I heard blah blah.
Speaker 1: Like when I was talking crap about my friend Solomon
Speaker 1: and his Instagram page, shout out Sally, Hello, he listens.
Speaker 1: That's a good friend. But also, yeah, watch your mouth
Speaker 1: about me. Hey, you know, talk crap. About me on there.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I forgot you. Listen, you do
Speaker 1: it so quietly. I love you. By the way, Solomon
Speaker 1: is single. If anyone's interested, He's one of the coolest
Speaker 1: people in the entire world. I love him so much. Solomon.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what his Instagram is or if
Speaker 1: it's activated at the moment. He goes back and forth
Speaker 1: all the time. That's what you know who he wants you. Hey, Sally,
Speaker 1: I tried. That was me trying for diamond. I told
Speaker 1: you I would.
Speaker 2: That was it.
Speaker 1: You're sick.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: You see like your type? I told you. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: works out. He's shorter, he's like kind of cuddly, a
Speaker 1: short king you do. But he's also like strong. So
Speaker 1: I feel like that's a good yeah. And now I
Speaker 1: have given Solomon the shout out that he's been looking
Speaker 1: for forever. Buddy. Okay, oh, these are getting good? Do
Speaker 1: you think? First of all, I'm gonna start with one question.
Speaker 1: Do you think you're good at what you do? Sure? Okay,
Speaker 1: So this is the follow up question. What's the moment
Speaker 1: in your career when you realized, oh shit, I'm actually
Speaker 1: good at this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, maybe that just tells me that
Speaker 2: I'm not really good at what I do. I don't
Speaker 2: really think there's anything like I'm doing a lot of
Speaker 2: clerical work.
Speaker 1: Okay whatever, this isn't clerical work. I think you're great
Speaker 1: at this. Oh well, thank you, you're welcome.
Speaker 2: I filled in for someone a few years ago, and
Speaker 2: I think I did a pretty good job and I
Speaker 2: liked doing it. And I remember leaving that day feeling like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is cool, this is what I should be doing.
Speaker 2: And apparently the people that I worked with like spoke
Speaker 2: really highly of me from that one day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, oh, okay, great, So I didn't know
Speaker 1: what I was doing. Okay, great, yea, so I think,
Speaker 1: and I don't want you to take this the wrong way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what a setup. I think you are way better
Speaker 1: at the stuff you don't want to do and don't
Speaker 1: think you're good at than the clerical work. I think
Speaker 1: when you do overnights, we get a lot of really
Speaker 1: positive feedback and the text messages. I'm sure you can
Speaker 1: see those people love it. I think on this podcast
Speaker 1: people love you. I think social media wise, whenever we're
Speaker 1: like playing around, you are a super stuff. Oh thank you.
Speaker 1: I think you're great at that stuff. I think the
Speaker 1: clerical work is like a I know that's what you're
Speaker 1: here to do, but that to me, if I were
Speaker 1: to describe you, none of that would play into it.
Speaker 1: Oh wow. Yeah. So I hope that when you see
Speaker 1: some of those text messages, you're like, you know, what
Speaker 1: this thing that I didn't sign up to do, but
Speaker 1: I'm doing. I am pretty good at well. Thank you,
Speaker 1: You're welcome, thank you made my day flips here. That's it,
Speaker 1: that's all it took. Oh my god, just compliment the girl.
Speaker 2: What kind of life are you leading out here? For me?
Speaker 1: I would say there hasn't been a moment where I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh shit, I'm good at this. What there really hasn't been.
Speaker 1: I think that a moment where I mean, it's so subjective, right,
Speaker 1: Like what we do is I could come in and
Speaker 1: feel like I put my all into it and it
Speaker 1: didn't get received by anybody. You know, nobody clicked with it,
Speaker 1: nobody connected. So I'm still trying to figure out what
Speaker 1: actually lands with people and what doesn't. And I think
Speaker 1: that's where then you start thinking about authenticity and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't need to focus so much on what lands
Speaker 1: with people. I just need to be who I am. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but just being who I am, I wouldn't say that
Speaker 1: that's a super talent, you know what I mean. I
Speaker 1: don't think that it's like a oh shit, I'm good
Speaker 1: at this. Yeah. I think this question, like.
Speaker 2: Someone thinking that you're good at something, is subjective, right,
Speaker 2: because yes, you could.
Speaker 1: Well with what we done. Yeah yeah with this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, someone could listen and say, oh, I want more structure.
Speaker 2: There's also someone who could listen and say there's too
Speaker 2: much structure.
Speaker 1: I welcome to the research meeting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like you're not talking enough about this or I
Speaker 2: don't want you to talk about this at all.
Speaker 1: Oh you're talking too much. Yeah, so I want more,
Speaker 1: I want less, I want this. So I don't know,
Speaker 1: like for us as personalities, I'm not really sure that
Speaker 1: there's like a oh shit, I'm really good at this.
Speaker 1: There have been moments where I've been like, damn, I
Speaker 1: can't believe I'm doing this. So maybe those are kind
Speaker 1: of like akin to that. I mean, getting this job,
Speaker 1: I was like, what you were shocked? I was stunned. Well,
Speaker 1: the way it all happened, I mean, I know we've
Speaker 1: kind of talked about this before, but I just resigned
Speaker 1: a contract in Boston. I had always been an executive
Speaker 1: producer so Nate on our show, but I always had
Speaker 1: a mic too, which I didn't realize that that wasn't
Speaker 1: kind of how it's supposed to go. For the most part,
Speaker 1: executive don't talk all the time and do stuff. So
Speaker 1: I had just resigned a contract in Boston, and it
Speaker 1: was dramatic over there. Everything about Boston was dramatic. The
Speaker 1: person I worked for the process like all of it.
Speaker 1: And then I got a call from someone here just asking, hey,
Speaker 1: can you just shoot us a demo? And like your
Speaker 1: resume were brushing up on everybody's audio. We want to
Speaker 1: keep a bank blah blah. Said okay, sure, and I
Speaker 1: sent some audio. But I also sent a very stupid
Speaker 1: version of the audio because I was like, this is
Speaker 1: just a they're just collecting stuff, so I'm not actually
Speaker 1: gonna send something incredible. So I did a news report,
Speaker 1: but I responded to myself in the news report, what
Speaker 1: so it would be like? And another suspicious package was
Speaker 1: found in downtown Boston. Can you believe that another suspicious
Speaker 1: package that was the audio that I submitted? Right, So
Speaker 1: I was like, this is I didn't think it was real.
Speaker 1: I didn't think there was anything actually behind it. And
Speaker 1: the the negotiations and the contract stuff in Boston had
Speaker 1: been so atrocious that I was like, I'm not going anywhere.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stay here. And then I got a call saying, hey,
Speaker 1: we love it if you could just come in and
Speaker 1: sit in on the show one day. And I still thought, Okay, sure,
Speaker 1: I'm totally gonna go do it. And I'm so flattered
Speaker 1: that they would even have me, but let's be real.
Speaker 1: And then I came here, and then everything changed, and
Speaker 1: then my life in Boston became horrible, and here we are.
Speaker 2: Did you know leaving that day that like, did your
Speaker 2: perception change like that specific day or did you like.
Speaker 1: The day I sat in with the shop or did
Speaker 1: you leave that day feeling like, eh, still well whatever.
Speaker 1: I left that day and I thought, what a cool experience.
Speaker 1: This has been the best. Someone is gonna love this job,
Speaker 1: Like that's genuinely what I thought when I walked out.
Speaker 1: And I remember just like standing in the street outside
Speaker 1: our Tribeca studio and looking around New York City, cause
Speaker 1: that's very like New York city, looking and thinking, Wow,
Speaker 1: this is so cool. I can't believe that they even
Speaker 1: had me come here and do this amazing. I just
Speaker 1: left it there and that was to me, that's what
Speaker 1: it was gonna be, and it wasn't gonna turn into
Speaker 1: what it turned into. But I was super happy to
Speaker 1: get this job. I remember exactly where I was when
Speaker 1: I got it, sitting on the floor in my apartment,
Speaker 1: and Elvis called me and he was like, hey, I
Speaker 1: just want you to know you're the one we're coming for,
Speaker 1: and I like fell down on the floor. I was like, well,
Speaker 1: what he's like, There's just a lot of stuff we
Speaker 1: have to work out, and there was, which is why
Speaker 1: I actually got the job. I wonder if this is
Speaker 1: too much behind the scenes, it can't be, I think.
Speaker 1: So I got the job in June. They offered me
Speaker 1: that job in June, and I did not come here
Speaker 1: until September because there was some shit going on behind
Speaker 1: the scenes and a project that I had been working
Speaker 1: on over there, and like all kinds of stuff. But
Speaker 1: it was that I would say, when it comes to
Speaker 1: like a trying time in my life, that was one
Speaker 1: of the harder, Like waking up every day and going
Speaker 1: into an environment where but he was mad at me
Speaker 1: was not fun. Now it's like a different environment where
Speaker 1: everybody's mad at me, but like this is okay. You
Speaker 1: are sick.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was really like how did you do that?
Speaker 2: Though? Going every day knowing that everyone's mad at you
Speaker 2: and still having to show up.
Speaker 1: I just was like, I have a job, and I
Speaker 1: had an obligation that thing in September that I had
Speaker 1: promised people I was going to see through until the end.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I will stick to my word,
Speaker 1: and this is a test, and if you can get
Speaker 1: through this, you're gonna be fine. Everything will be okay.
Speaker 1: I and I need you to process this because you
Speaker 1: know me. Yeah. Have you ever seen me walk out
Speaker 1: of a studio and cry?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Never, It happened often during those months.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh you're better than me. I would have said,
Speaker 2: I'm taking a sabbatical for the summer.
Speaker 1: By It was tough, man, It was really rough because
Speaker 1: the guy that I was leaving did not want me
Speaker 1: to go, but he did zero things to make me
Speaker 1: want to stay. He just made me want to leave
Speaker 1: so much faster. But it was like every day was
Speaker 1: you're a trader, You're a backstabber, You're a climber on
Speaker 1: the air and off the air. He would say these things,
Speaker 1: and then I would have to just smile and nod
Speaker 1: and like try and give everybody the prep that they wanted,
Speaker 1: and keep editing things and just like huh. And there
Speaker 1: were days where I'd walk out of that studio and
Speaker 1: go around the corner into our theater and just cry
Speaker 1: and then wipe my face off, fix my makeup and
Speaker 1: go back in. It's like here we go, keep it going, Yeah, sabbatical.
Speaker 2: I would have given them something to talk about on
Speaker 2: the air. All the listeners would have been like.
Speaker 1: Did you hear that?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: The F bomb two without the dumps? Yes? Yes, did
Speaker 1: you hear that?
Speaker 2: She's Well, that just shows you that you are good
Speaker 2: at what you do. You should have walked away from
Speaker 2: that situation feeling like I am because it's like that
Speaker 2: doesn't make me cable to do it and still at
Speaker 2: least be professional, at the very least you're good at
Speaker 2: being professional.
Speaker 1: Well, the only thing I thought during that time, every
Speaker 1: now and then, between the tears and the like high
Speaker 1: blood pressure and my hair falling out, me running like
Speaker 1: four miles a day, I used to sit there and
Speaker 1: be like, huh, the boys are fighting over me. No, No,
Speaker 1: there's all they want to be. No, But I still yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's it's a I think with these jobs,
Speaker 1: if you ever get to the point where like, oh shit,
Speaker 1: I'm so good at this, that's sort of like the
Speaker 1: beginning of a downfall maybe, or maybe that's just me
Speaker 1: like making it normal to talk shit to myself. Oh god, Anyway,
Speaker 1: that was a long answer for that question. Oh, this
Speaker 1: is a good one. Who on the team surprises you
Speaker 1: the most when the mics are off? Who on the
Speaker 1: team surprises me the most the mics actually go on.
Speaker 2: I feel like when when Nate is on the air,
Speaker 2: like I know, he's more of like his MIC's not
Speaker 2: usually on while you got are in the room talking
Speaker 2: on air, you Elvis and Daniel, right, But when he
Speaker 2: does talk on the air, it's like, well, did you
Speaker 2: know and and on this day eight hundred years ago,
Speaker 2: this person you.
Speaker 1: Know, like your favorite history teacher.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then when we're.
Speaker 2: Off the air, sometimes when we're in the little bullpen
Speaker 2: after the show and he's just like pretending not to
Speaker 2: hear us. I don't think that he's actually as stuff
Speaker 2: as he is but he'll like just randomly jump into
Speaker 2: conversations and actually give his insight on like personal things
Speaker 2: that make you like, I'm like, oh, you are humans
Speaker 2: and like you.
Speaker 1: Sometimes he makes a comment and you're like, girl, what,
Speaker 1: I'm like you, Hey, don't talk shit about the Midwest.
Speaker 1: There's plenty of plenty of blue areas out there. You
Speaker 1: guys scare me. But yeah, like he'll surprise you. And
Speaker 1: like a lot of the times.
Speaker 2: His advice is actually really good advice. Yes, and it's
Speaker 2: from like lived experience too, so you appreciate it more.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 1: I like that it's better than just like.
Speaker 2: And Pearl Harbor was today with like a high pitch
Speaker 2: voice even though it's really really dark.
Speaker 1: Day. Like Okay, who I'm trying to think of who
Speaker 1: would surprise me? So, like, who is different off the
Speaker 1: air than they are on the air? Nate, definitely, that's
Speaker 1: a good one. Nate's good. But I almost still your answer.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I kind of feel like everyone is
Speaker 1: pretty true to themselves on the air. You don't surprise
Speaker 1: me because I know you. Yeah, I would say, I
Speaker 1: know because you're doing this podcast. So no, I was
Speaker 1: gonna say off the air you're you have much more
Speaker 1: like firm opinions on things, and you're less like a
Speaker 1: yes ten out of ten, Like you're less like that
Speaker 1: off the air than you are on the air. But
Speaker 1: I don't know, I mean off the air, off air,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to go with Nate too, for the
Speaker 1: same reasons. I'm a cop out. Sorry, but that was good.
Speaker 2: I think that that is the answer, though, like nobody knows.
Speaker 2: Maybe No, I don't think.
Speaker 1: There's anyone who would really shock you no, with like
Speaker 1: things that they would say or do off the air.
Speaker 1: I would And this is probably overhyping me and overseelling me.
Speaker 1: I think I am probably more professional than people would think.
Speaker 1: I yes, yeah, but that's me again overhyping myself, like
Speaker 1: overselling myself. But I do think that that might surprise people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wonder if, like.
Speaker 2: No, I was gonna say, there are some things that
Speaker 2: Elvis has said off the air that shocked and surprised me.
Speaker 1: But it's not it's nothing like we all know he's crazy.
Speaker 2: Like say things and I'm like, huh, you knows, like
Speaker 2: there's a shock value to some of the things that
Speaker 2: he says off the air. But I think that But
Speaker 2: you're not shocked by it because of.
Speaker 1: His personality on the air. It's the same thing, yeah,
Speaker 1: just like yeah, like gosh can be shocking, yes, but
Speaker 1: that's not surprising to us. He's also just not really
Speaker 1: on the air a ton. But some of the things
Speaker 1: he says, I'm like, oh, all right, oh oh. And
Speaker 1: you know what else I think. I think this label
Speaker 1: of menace, which I came up with, by the way,
Speaker 1: for other people, and somehow it became mind. I reject
Speaker 1: that narrative. I think that a lot of the things
Speaker 1: that people think are like menacing or me just saying
Speaker 1: that's not what happened. Let's talk about what actually happened.
Speaker 1: And suddenly we're a menace. Why this is not the
Speaker 1: place to keep the ear thoughts to yourself.
Speaker 2: Literally, walk by Andrew's desk and knock shit over.
Speaker 1: That's menacing. You like love it? And I love it too.
Speaker 1: That is not untrue, you know, it's not untrue. I
Speaker 1: do do that to Andrew, but I don't do it
Speaker 1: to everyone else. The squirt bottle menacing, that's from my hair.
Speaker 1: I loved it. I love it. People need to be
Speaker 1: kept in check, and I don't know how else to
Speaker 1: do it around here. Nobody wants to implement the studio
Speaker 1: taser that I've been really asking for for a long time.
Speaker 1: And I know that every now and then that studio
Speaker 1: taser would come at me. You're a lunatic. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just don't think I'm as troublesome as people like to
Speaker 1: paint me. But it's okay. We all have our we
Speaker 1: all have our cross to bear, and now we need
Speaker 1: to Okay. Is there a bit or a segment that
Speaker 1: you regret ever doing or being part of. I'm a start.
Speaker 1: There are not a ton of things I regret being
Speaker 1: part of. There are a ton of things I wish
Speaker 1: I would have said. Does that make sense? Uh? I guess,
Speaker 1: like around certain political events or just you know, in general,
Speaker 1: certain things when it comes to celebrity, that we don't
Speaker 1: just call someone an asshole? Who is an asshole? Because
Speaker 1: we're trying to like play both sides and be nice
Speaker 1: and you know, you never know where someone's coming from.
Speaker 1: I think sometimes people are just assholes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I think to say that it's okay to
Speaker 2: call them out, and even if they didn't mean to
Speaker 2: be an asshole, maybe you saying that will make them
Speaker 2: realize that yeah, they did come off that way, but
Speaker 2: some people are really assholes, so I get it.
Speaker 1: There are times that I wish, but I just don't
Speaker 1: want to, like fight with people in the room specifically,
Speaker 1: not that it would be a fight, because none of
Speaker 1: us are like really contentious toward each other like that,
Speaker 1: But there are times where someone will say something and
Speaker 1: I wholeheartedly disagree with it, and I wish that I
Speaker 1: would say I disagree with that, because I've let things
Speaker 1: go for a while and then said something, and then
Speaker 1: we've gotten an outpouring of like, yes, I feel the
Speaker 1: same way, Oh my gosh, thank you for saying something.
Speaker 1: And then I think, okay, well, if I feel this way,
Speaker 1: other people probably do too, so maybe I should say it.
Speaker 1: You know, Like January sixth was one hundred percent of
Speaker 1: terrorist attack. It was a terror attack on homegrown soil.
Speaker 1: It was a homegrown terror attack in America, and it
Speaker 1: was never addressed that way or talked about that way,
Speaker 1: and I wish in retrospect that the reporting would have
Speaker 1: been that way. And I don't think that that's something
Speaker 1: people can say is politically motivated in one direction or another,
Speaker 1: because it doesn't matter who those people were or what
Speaker 1: they looked like. The act was the same thing, yep,
Speaker 1: and it was terror. So I think things like that,
Speaker 1: I regret, Hm, why are you smiling like that and
Speaker 1: not saying anything, because I thought I completely agree. But
Speaker 1: I think that like.
Speaker 2: That time was such a fuzzy time for me honestly
Speaker 2: that I don't really remember.
Speaker 1: Me were you on drugs? They don't like it.
Speaker 2: I've never told you this that like at like that
Speaker 2: week that January sixth happened, I was reading a book
Speaker 2: called Small Great Things by Jody Pecolt, which I think
Speaker 2: is like one of the best books ever written, okay,
Speaker 2: and it was about like a black nurse and a
Speaker 2: white supremacist couple who needed her help delivering their baby
Speaker 2: who was about to die. And it just was really
Speaker 2: it fucked me up. And then so like as I'm
Speaker 2: reading and I look up and seeing it in a
Speaker 2: showing these people running into it was insane.
Speaker 1: So that whole attacking the police, it was horrifying to me.
Speaker 2: It was like, Okay, this is in a book and
Speaker 2: it's not real, but this is real on the TV screen.
Speaker 2: So a lot of like what was going on at
Speaker 2: least in our personal lives or like behind the scenes
Speaker 2: of the show around the town.
Speaker 1: I don't remember it. Okay, Oh wow, what a trauma response.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay. I just think like we all saw
Speaker 1: the footage, we all saw what happened. I think you
Speaker 1: make those people a different color. It would have been
Speaker 1: reported differently, but it's all the same thing. And it's
Speaker 1: just little things like that. I think that I don't
Speaker 1: know if I can even say I regret it, because
Speaker 1: you know, we have like directives on how you're supposed
Speaker 1: to things. So I was doing what I was supposed
Speaker 1: to do, but in retrospect, it's like, well, that was
Speaker 1: not the right thing to do. That wasn't the right
Speaker 1: way to report it. Yeah, so that gets tough. Sometimes
Speaker 1: I will say, doing the news, I do not my jam. No,
Speaker 1: I love it. I like you know me, I'm like
Speaker 1: a big newshead. I like news. I love the news.
Speaker 1: But it is a sticky, tricky line to walk here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it really is. I would be given opinion, Well you can't,
Speaker 1: you can't dimond no opinions. I can't do it. Okay,
Speaker 1: this one's interesting. Is there a part of yourself you
Speaker 1: intentionally hide because it doesn't fit the morning show tone? No?
Speaker 2: No part of you. No, I just don't like, you
Speaker 2: can't switch. I colde switch.
Speaker 1: But that's that's not hiding something because we're not talking
Speaker 1: to you like that.
Speaker 2: But yeah, and then also like I think we all
Speaker 2: colde switch depending on who were in specific conversations for sure,
Speaker 2: you know, so I do so, No, and I've always
Speaker 2: done that. That's not like that's just so.
Speaker 1: It's a sign of intelligence. Oh well things, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I didn't come up with that, that's what they say.
Speaker 2: I I've always been a very secretive person about like
Speaker 2: certain personal things. So I guess maybe if I wasn't
Speaker 2: always that way, i'd say, maybe like me not talking
Speaker 2: about like who I'm dating and what I'm doing, like
Speaker 2: maybe I would.
Speaker 1: Be considered something that I would.
Speaker 2: But like I've always been that way anyway, So it
Speaker 2: doesn't really feel like it's anything to me.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I get that. I would say kind of
Speaker 1: the same, like, there are a lot of nuances with
Speaker 1: Brendan and my relationship that I don't talk about on
Speaker 1: the show because one I've sort of mentioned it here before.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to answer a million questions, and I
Speaker 1: don't want one of my parents' friends to run to
Speaker 1: them and be like did you hear that? And then
Speaker 1: my parents are like completely gonna twist whatever was said
Speaker 1: and it's going to turn out to be something crazy.
Speaker 1: So well, I think that like certain again nuances of
Speaker 1: my relationship with him and his whole life. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: kind of keep that stuff a little closer to the vest,
Speaker 1: but it's nothing overwhelmingly crazy. Like I don't think if
Speaker 1: someone were to write a tell all book about me,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be scared. I don't think there's a lot
Speaker 1: of like secrets.
Speaker 2: Well you should, no, I'm kidding, polease, but I think
Speaker 2: that you're conditioned with uh, your conditioned to live that
Speaker 2: way or speak how you do on the air because
Speaker 2: of just the way that the show is.
Speaker 1: I remember, like my first week the.
Speaker 2: Show, they're like, uh, I don't know, they were putting
Speaker 2: me on the air for something, and they were like
Speaker 2: rule number one, don't ever say anything that you don't
Speaker 2: want to be on the air, and so or like
Speaker 2: around people, even if the MIC's are all ah oh
Speaker 2: and so so from that point forward, it was just like, Okay.
Speaker 1: I can't trust these people. Tell you guys, I feel
Speaker 1: like every body does that and a lot of people
Speaker 1: are are.
Speaker 2: Just so willing to offer a personal shit because we're
Speaker 2: going to talk about it amongst each other.
Speaker 1: Anyway. I think a lot of people offer a personal
Speaker 1: shit that might not even be true just to get
Speaker 1: people to talk about it. I am doing the opposite. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know who you're talking about. What's
Speaker 1: the kind of humor you love that doesn't make it
Speaker 1: to the air. I can't even talk about it my Instagram,
Speaker 1: you know, because I send stuff to you. My Instagram
Speaker 1: algorithm has fucked me. You laugh at one thing one time,
Speaker 1: you send it to one person, and then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden you're getting the worst things ever and still chuckling.
Speaker 2: Well, also, I could talk about this, yeah, just the
Speaker 2: state of politics that we're in right now, I think
Speaker 2: is something that is to me, like I've removed my
Speaker 2: a lot of my emotion from it and can laugh, right,
Speaker 2: But we can't laugh about it on the air.
Speaker 1: But it's Donald Trump falling asleep while doctor Oz was
Speaker 1: talking about people using losing billions of pounds or however
Speaker 1: much it was, and then the guy passing out whilst
Speaker 1: RFK fled. It's the funniest shit, like and Donald Trump's
Speaker 1: like slowly coming to.
Speaker 2: People are like why is he just standing there? Because
Speaker 2: he was literally in seconds before.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Listen? Politics aside? Right, like
Speaker 1: take out any if Joe Biden did that, I would
Speaker 1: have died laughing. He did plenty of weird stuff, for sure.
Speaker 1: The meme of him turning around and smiling as he's
Speaker 1: walking off the stage like diabolically. That shit's hilarious. I
Speaker 1: don't you have to laugh at these things? But everyone
Speaker 1: just actually it didn't happen. You know which one I'm
Speaker 1: talking about, right, No, I do, But it made me think.
Speaker 2: This clip of the woman who ran for governor of
Speaker 2: Virginia she lost when some is it whin some newsome
Speaker 2: or something like that, she's name. She was given a
Speaker 2: speech and she decided that she was gonna mock Kamala
Speaker 2: Harris's I am speaking, I am speaking, and she did
Speaker 2: it in such a tone that was like just fucking hilarious,
Speaker 2: to the point where like I sent it to Andrew
Speaker 2: and I was like, this is my new meme. If
Speaker 2: I say I am speaking, I want you to know
Speaker 2: that I'm saying in this tone. But I wish that
Speaker 2: we could like laugh about shit like that on the
Speaker 2: air because it's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 1: Whin some earl sears, Okay, yeah, it is hilarious. Like
Speaker 1: we all just need to be able to laugh about
Speaker 1: stuff without someone calling you something crazy, Like there's just
Speaker 1: shit that's really fucking funny right now, huh Hilary, Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: and I appreciate it. It'll laugh to keep yourself from crying.
Speaker 1: So it's like, hey, you know, what do you want
Speaker 1: to do?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: My favorite meme right now that I will be sending
Speaker 1: people is when I send you this, No, I'm saying
Speaker 1: it like this, I'm turned nice. I'm turnnice, ma'am. If
Speaker 1: you didn't say love is blind the last season you have,
Speaker 1: no I know what we're talking about. Edmund was insane.
Speaker 2: They should be se for having that man on the
Speaker 2: on that show.
Speaker 1: No, okay, No, I don't like that one. Okay, I
Speaker 1: think I think maybe I'll ask like one or two
Speaker 1: more because time look at that. We could just talk forever. Hmmmm. No,
Speaker 1: I don't like that one. Don't like that one. I
Speaker 1: don't like that one. I split these up into spicier Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't think you're gonna answer this. I don't even
Speaker 1: know if we have answers. But who's the guest everyone
Speaker 1: pretends to love but you secretly cannot stand. I can't stand. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Why are you living? I think of
Speaker 1: like ten people, but I yeah, I mean because here's
Speaker 1: while you think I'll say this. I've worked at other
Speaker 1: stations before I came here, so I saw certain celebrities
Speaker 1: in a smaller market and how they acted toward the
Speaker 1: people in the smaller market. And they're not all sunshines
Speaker 1: and rainbows and unicorns and shit that they are when
Speaker 1: they walk in here because it's Elvis and you have
Speaker 1: this massive platform with ten million people who are listening.
Speaker 1: So now all of a sudden, they're like the nicest
Speaker 1: person ever. And the whole show is like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I love that. There's not nice And I just sit
Speaker 1: there and I'm like, the fuck they are? Oh I know? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: J Lo j Loo was in fact very mean to
Speaker 1: our man, Andrew was She was rude to him and
Speaker 1: saw a couple of things she wasn't very nice about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm trying to There are probably one hundred more.
Speaker 2: There are so many who I absolutely fucking love Lee.
Speaker 1: Oh I love Lee Lee Straker is awesome. I think
Speaker 1: he needs to call in at least once a week.
Speaker 1: I know he can't do it on the phone, you
Speaker 1: know how much what.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but just seeing the way that he like
Speaker 2: shits on Elvis, who is so funny to me because.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's mutual, yes, shitting.
Speaker 2: And it's like but like I feel like a lot
Speaker 2: of the times, like Elvis will say something to someone
Speaker 2: and like they don't really have a response.
Speaker 1: He always has a response. I live for its hilarious,
Speaker 1: my queen, I do. I love the like snarky people
Speaker 1: that we kind of are like friends of the show.
Speaker 1: Like Bobby Flay makes me laugh too. He makes me
Speaker 1: chuckle when he comes in. Who else? I mean, I
Speaker 1: just all of a sudden this turned into who we love?
Speaker 1: I would say j Lo is the one. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: also and to be fair, maybe she was just having
Speaker 1: a couple off days on the times that we've encountered her.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna livesty just a few. I'm gonna leave space
Speaker 1: for that because you never know. But yeah, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to I The thing is, even though I said, ask
Speaker 1: me anything, I'm gonna try to answer. I cannot say
Speaker 1: some of the people that I want to say because
Speaker 1: I know that they're friends of the show and they
Speaker 1: will be coming back. Oh, I can't say those say it.
Speaker 1: I'll bleep it. I hate him down, hate him down.
Speaker 1: I think you can say that. I don't. They'll be
Speaker 1: coming back. Okay, I will say, and I'm gonna believe
Speaker 1: this one too. Is very nice to Elvis, Danielle and
Speaker 1: me and no one else. Oh, she barely speaks when
Speaker 1: apparently just ignores everybody, doesn't talk to them. I can't
Speaker 1: say her because I haven't witnessed it, but I know
Speaker 1: what everybody else says when she's in, So I mean,
Speaker 1: you gotta you gotta take that with some sort of
Speaker 1: credibility if everybody says it. But she's always been so
Speaker 1: kind to me, Elvis and Danielle that I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: is that true? I will leave Spaceport again.
Speaker 2: I think this is I think this is a very
Speaker 2: I can't answer the way that I would want someone
Speaker 2: listening to the like if I was a listener, I
Speaker 2: will want more of like a hardcore answer from Diamond.
Speaker 2: But I don't. I don't hear a lot of the
Speaker 2: interviews going on that's number one and number too. I'm
Speaker 2: not like camping out to meet them in front of
Speaker 2: the dressing room. I'm honestly thinking of like, Okay, well,
Speaker 2: when are you guys going to leave? So I could
Speaker 2: go back in there and take a nap, or like
Speaker 2: don't leave it a fucking mess because I sleep there,
Speaker 2: like you.
Speaker 1: Know, yeah, like okay, can you say this? Who's left?
Speaker 2: It?
Speaker 1: The biggest mess that after they exited, you were like,
Speaker 1: damn it, now I gotta clean all this up because
Speaker 1: I want to take anap in here.
Speaker 2: There was someone I can't remember though they left, and
Speaker 2: it was someone I liked.
Speaker 1: I'll say this post jingle ball like two years ago.
Speaker 1: Oh dough chich oh oh you heard this? Did you
Speaker 1: see it? Oh my god? It was a fucking mess. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and all it looks like a partial murder scenes ridiculous
Speaker 1: because there was like hair all over the place, like
Speaker 1: pieces of hair, but also you could tell that she
Speaker 1: had just dyed it because there was also like this
Speaker 1: bright red stain places, and it looked like someone came
Speaker 1: in through a party and then killed another person yeah
Speaker 1: and left, And we walked in there.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, yeah, wow, Yeah, I didn't appreciate that. I
Speaker 2: just felt like it was nasty.
Speaker 1: It was very nasty. I don't know if it was
Speaker 1: her or her team, but whatever happened in that room
Speaker 1: was atrocious. Yeah. It was so bad. Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: So have you felt about these asking anythings? There's so
Speaker 1: many more that I've logged. Oh, pretty great? Okay. Do
Speaker 1: you think that we've talked long enough? Should we do more?
Speaker 1: We can? Like, we have time, right, we do? Okay?
Speaker 1: Who is a coworker that you would trust to bury
Speaker 1: a body? And who would immediately fold under questioning? Scotty
Speaker 1: would immediately fold under questioning, immediately immediately. I think Garrett
Speaker 1: would immediately fold under questioning. Huh, Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Or I think Garrett would like inadvertently out himself trying
Speaker 1: to like cover it up with something. I don't think he.
Speaker 2: I think he would try to take it to the grave.
Speaker 2: But he'd given five minutes after someone asked him a question.
Speaker 2: It would be like he walked away thinking that he
Speaker 2: got away with it. He would turn back, give like
Speaker 2: a gotcha moment.
Speaker 1: To the person and they'd be like, I feel like
Speaker 1: he's the person, Like if he stole a wallet and
Speaker 1: they were like there was eight hundred dollars in there,
Speaker 1: and he'd be like, I didn't steal a wallet. Also,
Speaker 1: there were only thirty dollars in there, right, dude? Yes,
Speaker 1: I think Elvis would fold under questioning.
Speaker 2: Maybe, But yeah, he's the person I would want to
Speaker 2: bury the body with because he had the funds to
Speaker 2: clean it all up. If somebody clean it up and
Speaker 2: pay the person who cleaned it up to never tell.
Speaker 1: He might have a fixer. What do we know, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't be shocked. Okay, take finances out of it, damn
Speaker 1: I know, even though I guess that is pretty significant. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I kinda not to like completely play into the stereotype.
Speaker 1: Maybe Nate. Yes, I might think Nate would bury the
Speaker 1: body and then shut up about it and just do
Speaker 1: what he needs to do. You know who? You know who?
Speaker 2: I can't believe I'm thinking who. I'm leaving you out
Speaker 2: of it, Okay, scary because I feel like he's so disassociated.
Speaker 1: They forget immediately. Yeah, if it didn't have to do
Speaker 1: with him and he didn't take a picture, you know,
Speaker 1: it wasn't on Instagram, but I don't remembered, like and
Speaker 1: people even if he was lying, people will believe him,
Speaker 1: because that's literally who he is. So maybe scary and Nate, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think scary and Nate, I would I would trust
Speaker 1: I think I would trust you. I am I'm leaving
Speaker 1: you out of this. I think I would trust you
Speaker 1: therein it ends. Maybe not even that. I think everyone
Speaker 1: else would dine you out on purpose. I just think
Speaker 1: some people are like so innocent that it would accidentally
Speaker 1: come out.
Speaker 2: Like Daniel would be I remember what, oh yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: and remember when what like or like the next day
Speaker 2: You're just trying to be be normal, and Elvis w'd
Speaker 2: be like, what did you guys do last night?
Speaker 1: And she'd be like, gandhi, we can't talk about it,
Speaker 1: but you know what we did last night? Like shut up,
Speaker 1: shut up. She's too innocent, she's so nice. I don't
Speaker 1: know if we have any of these. But what's the
Speaker 1: Oh no, I have one. What's what's the wildest rumor
Speaker 1: you've heard about yourself that was so wrong it was
Speaker 1: almost flattering. I haven't heard of any. I was told
Speaker 1: repeatedly that I am the reason that people here got fired,
Speaker 1: which is hilarious because one, I wish I had that power,
Speaker 1: and two, none of the people got fired, So it
Speaker 1: was like, oh, what an interesting concoction you guys have
Speaker 1: created here of like pieces of information, but also like
Speaker 1: why why would I be the person who would one
Speaker 1: do that or had anything to benefit from doing something
Speaker 1: like that? And again I don't have that power and
Speaker 1: I wouldn't play that game.
Speaker 2: No, thank you uninterested kind of think, No, I haven't
Speaker 2: heard anything, thankfully.
Speaker 1: I stay out of the places where the rumors are
Speaker 1: really swirling, so there could be something more atrocious out there.
Speaker 1: Do you ever visit the places where the rumors swirl?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Sometimes? Yeah? Do you ever comment? Never to comment? That
Speaker 1: is some low down shit? Well, I will say that
Speaker 1: is how you know that I don't hang out in
Speaker 1: these places, because I really think I would say something
Speaker 1: like I don't think I'd be able to not say
Speaker 1: something if it was so far off bas like, where
Speaker 1: did you hear this information? What else did I do?
Speaker 1: This is amazing. I hope people were in their commenting
Speaker 1: as themselves or maybe it's a.
Speaker 2: Different place you're thinking another place, Oh okay, because I.
Speaker 1: Had people are in there commenting as themselves. Yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: and it's just like it's just like okay, was it
Speaker 1: like a nice place. I don't know. Tell me no more.
Speaker 1: I don't want to know anything else. Okay, what a
Speaker 1: cliffhanger to end this episode. Well, so when it comes
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