Speaker 1: Motherfucking many years sold, many motherfucking many years sold. Yep, yep, yep,
Speaker 1: there it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome
Speaker 1: to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the
Speaker 1: podcast where we dive deep, even into the pockets of
Speaker 1: black conspiracy theories, and we finally worked to prove the
Speaker 1: theories that you the listeners have at home. It's some
Speaker 1: motherfucking many episode. You know the goddamned rules around here.
Speaker 1: It ain't nothing but a thing, baby, I don't I'm
Speaker 1: talking like the seventies officer. It ain't nothing but a
Speaker 1: thing baby that's had. I think I would have made it.
Speaker 1: I think I would have made it in the seventies.
Speaker 1: I would have been a cool motherfucker back in the seventies.
Speaker 1: Not the coolest person in two but in the seventies.
Speaker 1: Got damn would have had it. And then I would
Speaker 1: have had syphilis because nobody was wearing protection. But that's
Speaker 1: neither here nor there. We don't have time to talk
Speaker 1: about nary old disease is certainly not in this capacity,
Speaker 1: because today I got a message, and this is an
Speaker 1: old message. This one came came to me all the
Speaker 1: way in in March March of one. That's that's years
Speaker 1: ago as far as I'm concerned. But it's a a
Speaker 1: a message I'm excited about because it came from a
Speaker 1: person named Brandon who who wrote to me and came
Speaker 1: with a conspiracy theory I have neither heard nor considered,
Speaker 1: but is an interesting one. Brandon said, Brandon from Louisville, Kentucky.
Speaker 1: That's how he he introduced himself. It was Brandon from Louisville, Kentucky.
Speaker 1: Comma as if like he announced himself at a at
Speaker 1: a gala, You know what I mean That that's sort
Speaker 1: of the energy of the way this email starts. But
Speaker 1: but Brandon said, the porn industry invented the page fat
Speaker 1: ass white girl category to compete against black women in porn.
Speaker 1: Black women owned the market on fat asses, and they
Speaker 1: couldn't stand that pugs are just here to push black
Speaker 1: women out of the industry. Love the show. Keep telling
Speaker 1: these people the truth. And that is the end of
Speaker 1: the email. It is short, it is concise. It is
Speaker 1: talking about fat ass white girls and black women and porn,
Speaker 1: and I am goddamn excited. I will say that that
Speaker 1: unfortunately or fortunately, I'm not sure how you feel about it.
Speaker 1: And I'll be honest, I'm not really a porn guy.
Speaker 1: Don't watch a lot of porn. I think, uh, I
Speaker 1: think something in me is is a little more interested
Speaker 1: in uh, into his real real bodies. You know, I'm
Speaker 1: just a classic man in that way. But you know
Speaker 1: I'm not a big porn guy. That doesn't mean I
Speaker 1: don't beat it. Hey, hey, folks at home, that doesn't
Speaker 1: mean I don't beat that meat. It's I'm just not
Speaker 1: doing it to porn. Oh. But but it is an
Speaker 1: interesting question, nonetheless, and I needed to star art if
Speaker 1: I'm gonna really take on this conversation, Brandon, I needed
Speaker 1: to start this by understanding why black men why black
Speaker 1: women tend to have bigger butts? I almost said black
Speaker 1: men have bigger butts, which is probably true, but not
Speaker 1: something that I think categorically is uh the thing that
Speaker 1: we're tracking here. But why do black women tend to
Speaker 1: have bigger butts? And one of the things I read,
Speaker 1: which I don't know to actually be true because it
Speaker 1: came from a random on Cora, but they said that
Speaker 1: Europeans are more likely to carry weight around their middle
Speaker 1: and this is an adaptation to a winter summer cycle.
Speaker 1: This kind of weight is easy to put on and
Speaker 1: take off as food becomes more or less available, while
Speaker 1: Africans are more likely to carry weight in their butts
Speaker 1: and thighs. This is an adaptation to multi year feet
Speaker 1: slash famine cycle. This kind of weight is harder to
Speaker 1: put on and take off as food becomes more or
Speaker 1: less available. And I don't know if it's true, but
Speaker 1: it sounds very scientific, very learned, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: and so I tend to believe it now. If true,
Speaker 1: this adds some perspective on why these differences and body
Speaker 1: types persist even after generations of living in similar environments
Speaker 1: in America. Right, like, big old, big old Southern whites
Speaker 1: ain't getting fatter asses necessarily, They're just getting thicker in
Speaker 1: the middle. And that sort of makes sense because y'all
Speaker 1: are eating corn bread the same way Black people are
Speaker 1: eating corn bread. Your corn bread just hits you in
Speaker 1: different places. But then it got me thinking about the
Speaker 1: larger question, which is preference. Right, specifically, which body type
Speaker 1: do men or the people who are attracted to women
Speaker 1: most often prefer. And I won't bore you by dragging
Speaker 1: on about the generations of white people who pretended not
Speaker 1: to like big butts just to help comfort their poor
Speaker 1: pancake bootied wives. Or the way that the fashion industry
Speaker 1: intentionally made the thin women the target so that they
Speaker 1: could support a type of woman that looked like the
Speaker 1: community they wanted to service. This is all known. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna do it, but I did read an article
Speaker 1: called do men hold African American and Caucasian women to
Speaker 1: different standards of beauty? And that piqued my interests because
Speaker 1: in this article their research shows that while both black
Speaker 1: and white men prefer a lower waisted hip ratio, you
Speaker 1: eve all heard, uh sir, miss mix a lot song?
Speaker 1: You know you want that thin waste, you want the
Speaker 1: big round thing in your face. I think is is
Speaker 1: some version of the lyrics, But the point is we
Speaker 1: were all men apparently like a low wasted hip ratio,
Speaker 1: but black men surprisingly did not choose heavier women as
Speaker 1: their ideal as previously expected by these researchers. These researchers
Speaker 1: presumed that black men would like heavier women. In fact,
Speaker 1: the ideal body type for black and white men was
Speaker 1: much closer than ever recorded, suggesting that black and white
Speaker 1: men have become more similar than different in their physical preferences,
Speaker 1: and that cultural associations are more of an antiquated holdover
Speaker 1: then the major separator we once believed them to be.
Speaker 1: They're basically saying, like, for for generations, we thought only
Speaker 1: black men were the ones that like big old butts,
Speaker 1: and it didn't matter how thick a woman was. We
Speaker 1: were desperately all fawning over these women. And now they're
Speaker 1: saying that it's become a little more of a of
Speaker 1: an equal attraction to a type of woman that may
Speaker 1: or may not be a thick old a thick old
Speaker 1: thing as it were. Now one has to assume, one
Speaker 1: has to assume that a large contributor to this change
Speaker 1: is the Internet. Right, the Internet and the standardization of
Speaker 1: body types through things like i g. Models, angles on
Speaker 1: camera phones, lighting augmentations, and of course pornography. Now, this
Speaker 1: is the first period I think in human history where
Speaker 1: we can were we and I use the royal we
Speaker 1: in this sentence, where we the royal we can see
Speaker 1: the bodies of people who who do not share any
Speaker 1: cultural or ethnic or personal connections with us, and then
Speaker 1: we can copy that body for ourselves. Right, we can
Speaker 1: literally copy and paste another nigga's body onto our body,
Speaker 1: and if that's never existed before, they weren't doing that
Speaker 1: back in Roman times, at least I don't think they were.
Speaker 1: And if they were, shut the funk up about it.
Speaker 1: I made my choice not to learn anything, so so
Speaker 1: why would you come around trying to teach me something?
Speaker 1: You're dumb bitch. Anyway, this is the first time in
Speaker 1: human history, and subsequently, the black woman, the form of
Speaker 1: the black woman does not belong solely to black women anymore,
Speaker 1: whether right or wrong, black women ain't the only ones
Speaker 1: who can have these black women bodies because as it
Speaker 1: can easily be obtained through a little bit of lighting
Speaker 1: and photoshop. And that's crazy. And although I could not
Speaker 1: find the exact origin and rise of the so called pug,
Speaker 1: these these fatass white girls, and they're the fatast white
Speaker 1: girl category. I read a few articles that suggested the
Speaker 1: porn industry is very much a reflection of our real lives.
Speaker 1: So when we see a trend towards tolerance in society
Speaker 1: and and new communities and cultures sort of rising up,
Speaker 1: it is often reflected in our porn searches, which leads
Speaker 1: me to believe Brandon if we're we can get back
Speaker 1: to this fatass white girl conversation. It leads me to believe,
Speaker 1: based on all of this, that the pug rise, the
Speaker 1: rise of fatass white girls, may be the result of
Speaker 1: the rising racial intolerance in this country. I think you're
Speaker 1: onto something that this is a separator that's happening because
Speaker 1: for years, white men had to beat off to ebony
Speaker 1: porn in secret because it was the only way to
Speaker 1: theoretically access the body type that black women possessed and
Speaker 1: that white women rarely offered. However, now they have an alternative,
Speaker 1: and given the polarization of where about whether or not
Speaker 1: black lives even matter even when they're attached to a
Speaker 1: fat ass, it seems only logical that they would instead
Speaker 1: rely on getting their curvaceous rocks off without any of
Speaker 1: the ethnic politics attached. Basically, you can see a fat
Speaker 1: ass without having to deal with the person attached to
Speaker 1: that fat ass because it's attached to a fat ass
Speaker 1: white girl, and that makes you feel American and and
Speaker 1: wholesome and Christian, you know, just a good Christian white
Speaker 1: ass instead of these these counter culture uh monkey white
Speaker 1: monkey black asses, you know what I mean. It's all,
Speaker 1: it all seems to be connected that we we are
Speaker 1: creating spaces to separate people by doing the the opposite
Speaker 1: of what seems to be happening, which is making bodies
Speaker 1: equal and egalitarian. That's that's my interpretation of it. Brandon.
Speaker 1: I think you're onto something. I do think that. I
Speaker 1: don't know that I believe that the porn industry intentionally
Speaker 1: did this, right, I think I think what we're seeing
Speaker 1: is that the porn industry recognized and an urgency I
Speaker 1: want from their users. And then they then responded in
Speaker 1: in kind right. They they said, Oh, these white dudes
Speaker 1: want to see big old butts, but they don't want
Speaker 1: any shame attached to it by looking at black women,
Speaker 1: and so we will encourage and promote more white women
Speaker 1: with big old fat asses and and boil boy, is
Speaker 1: that maybe working against us? Maybe this is creating more
Speaker 1: divide in the country as it were. I'm not sure, Brandon,
Speaker 1: but I do know you're probably watching too much porn.
Speaker 1: And and go go outside, Brandon, you know, go see
Speaker 1: the sun, my guy, Just just go look out out
Speaker 1: at the the sun one time and see see the
Speaker 1: fat ass in the sky. You know what I mean
Speaker 1: that that big old butt cheek and the sky go
Speaker 1: stare at that instead of these these fatass white girls
Speaker 1: who I think maybe ruining everything. Anyway, I'm your host,
Speaker 1: likes and carman. I never introduced myself, so I'll do
Speaker 1: it right at the end, and if you if you
Speaker 1: would like to send me your theories about which parts
Speaker 1: of the pornography industry are ruining American values, you can
Speaker 1: send it. Send those theories to my mama pod at
Speaker 1: gmail dot com. I would love to hear from you,
Speaker 1: and as always, subscribe, write a review, blow me some
Speaker 1: kisses via the internet, or stick up your middle finger.
Speaker 1: It truly makes no difference to me. Any engagement is
Speaker 1: technically engagement, and I'll beat off to it nonetheless. Huh,
Speaker 1: Now you know what I beat off too. It's it's
Speaker 1: you saying anything back to me. I desperately need affirmation
Speaker 1: of any kind or just acknowledgement that I exist. That's
Speaker 1: the only reason I do this bullshit in the first place.
Speaker 1: I love you so much. You're my special someone. Each
Speaker 1: and every one of you is a beautiful snowflake and
Speaker 1: I want to catch you on my tongue and hope
Speaker 1: you never melt. What a way to end Okay, bye, bitch,
Speaker 1: motherfucking year, so motherfucking many years, so motherfuck motherunyear. Tru
Speaker 1: mon