WEBVTT - White Devil Booty: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

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<v Speaker 1>Motherfucking many years sold, many motherfucking many years sold. Yep, yep, yep,

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<v Speaker 1>there it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the

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<v Speaker 1>podcast where we dive deep, even into the pockets of

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<v Speaker 1>black conspiracy theories, and we finally worked to prove the

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<v Speaker 1>theories that you the listeners have at home. It's some

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<v Speaker 1>motherfucking many episode. You know the goddamned rules around here.

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<v Speaker 1>It ain't nothing but a thing, baby, I don't I'm

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<v Speaker 1>talking like the seventies officer. It ain't nothing but a

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<v Speaker 1>thing baby that's had. I think I would have made it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I would have made it in the seventies.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have been a cool motherfucker back in the seventies.

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<v Speaker 1>Not the coolest person in two but in the seventies.

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<v Speaker 1>Got damn would have had it. And then I would

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<v Speaker 1>have had syphilis because nobody was wearing protection. But that's

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<v Speaker 1>neither here nor there. We don't have time to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about nary old disease is certainly not in this capacity,

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<v Speaker 1>because today I got a message, and this is an

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<v Speaker 1>old message. This one came came to me all the

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<v Speaker 1>way in in March March of one. That's that's years

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<v Speaker 1>ago as far as I'm concerned. But it's a a

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<v Speaker 1>a message I'm excited about because it came from a

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<v Speaker 1>person named Brandon who who wrote to me and came

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<v Speaker 1>with a conspiracy theory I have neither heard nor considered,

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<v Speaker 1>but is an interesting one. Brandon said, Brandon from Louisville, Kentucky.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how he he introduced himself. It was Brandon from Louisville, Kentucky.

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<v Speaker 1>Comma as if like he announced himself at a at

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<v Speaker 1>a gala, You know what I mean That that's sort

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<v Speaker 1>of the energy of the way this email starts. But

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<v Speaker 1>but Brandon said, the porn industry invented the page fat

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<v Speaker 1>ass white girl category to compete against black women in porn.

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<v Speaker 1>Black women owned the market on fat asses, and they

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't stand that pugs are just here to push black

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<v Speaker 1>women out of the industry. Love the show. Keep telling

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<v Speaker 1>these people the truth. And that is the end of

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<v Speaker 1>the email. It is short, it is concise. It is

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<v Speaker 1>talking about fat ass white girls and black women and porn,

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<v Speaker 1>and I am goddamn excited. I will say that that

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<v Speaker 1>unfortunately or fortunately, I'm not sure how you feel about it.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'll be honest, I'm not really a porn guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't watch a lot of porn. I think, uh, I

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<v Speaker 1>think something in me is is a little more interested

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<v Speaker 1>in uh, into his real real bodies. You know, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just a classic man in that way. But you know

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a big porn guy. That doesn't mean I

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<v Speaker 1>don't beat it. Hey, hey, folks at home, that doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>mean I don't beat that meat. It's I'm just not

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<v Speaker 1>doing it to porn. Oh. But but it is an

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<v Speaker 1>interesting question, nonetheless, and I needed to star art if

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna really take on this conversation, Brandon, I needed

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<v Speaker 1>to start this by understanding why black men why black

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<v Speaker 1>women tend to have bigger butts? I almost said black

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<v Speaker 1>men have bigger butts, which is probably true, but not

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<v Speaker 1>something that I think categorically is uh the thing that

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<v Speaker 1>we're tracking here. But why do black women tend to

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<v Speaker 1>have bigger butts? And one of the things I read,

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<v Speaker 1>which I don't know to actually be true because it

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<v Speaker 1>came from a random on Cora, but they said that

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<v Speaker 1>Europeans are more likely to carry weight around their middle

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<v Speaker 1>and this is an adaptation to a winter summer cycle.

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<v Speaker 1>This kind of weight is easy to put on and

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<v Speaker 1>take off as food becomes more or less available, while

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<v Speaker 1>Africans are more likely to carry weight in their butts

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<v Speaker 1>and thighs. This is an adaptation to multi year feet

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<v Speaker 1>slash famine cycle. This kind of weight is harder to

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<v Speaker 1>put on and take off as food becomes more or

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<v Speaker 1>less available. And I don't know if it's true, but

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<v Speaker 1>it sounds very scientific, very learned, you know what I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I tend to believe it now. If true,

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<v Speaker 1>this adds some perspective on why these differences and body

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<v Speaker 1>types persist even after generations of living in similar environments

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<v Speaker 1>in America. Right, like, big old, big old Southern whites

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<v Speaker 1>ain't getting fatter asses necessarily, They're just getting thicker in

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<v Speaker 1>the middle. And that sort of makes sense because y'all

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<v Speaker 1>are eating corn bread the same way Black people are

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<v Speaker 1>eating corn bread. Your corn bread just hits you in

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<v Speaker 1>different places. But then it got me thinking about the

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<v Speaker 1>larger question, which is preference. Right, specifically, which body type

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<v Speaker 1>do men or the people who are attracted to women

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<v Speaker 1>most often prefer. And I won't bore you by dragging

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<v Speaker 1>on about the generations of white people who pretended not

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<v Speaker 1>to like big butts just to help comfort their poor

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<v Speaker 1>pancake bootied wives. Or the way that the fashion industry

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<v Speaker 1>intentionally made the thin women the target so that they

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<v Speaker 1>could support a type of woman that looked like the

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<v Speaker 1>community they wanted to service. This is all known. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna do it, but I did read an article

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<v Speaker 1>called do men hold African American and Caucasian women to

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<v Speaker 1>different standards of beauty? And that piqued my interests because

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<v Speaker 1>in this article their research shows that while both black

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<v Speaker 1>and white men prefer a lower waisted hip ratio, you

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<v Speaker 1>eve all heard, uh sir, miss mix a lot song?

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<v Speaker 1>You know you want that thin waste, you want the

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<v Speaker 1>big round thing in your face. I think is is

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<v Speaker 1>some version of the lyrics, But the point is we

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<v Speaker 1>were all men apparently like a low wasted hip ratio,

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<v Speaker 1>but black men surprisingly did not choose heavier women as

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<v Speaker 1>their ideal as previously expected by these researchers. These researchers

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<v Speaker 1>presumed that black men would like heavier women. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>the ideal body type for black and white men was

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<v Speaker 1>much closer than ever recorded, suggesting that black and white

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<v Speaker 1>men have become more similar than different in their physical preferences,

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<v Speaker 1>and that cultural associations are more of an antiquated holdover

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<v Speaker 1>then the major separator we once believed them to be.

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<v Speaker 1>They're basically saying, like, for for generations, we thought only

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<v Speaker 1>black men were the ones that like big old butts,

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<v Speaker 1>and it didn't matter how thick a woman was. We

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<v Speaker 1>were desperately all fawning over these women. And now they're

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<v Speaker 1>saying that it's become a little more of a of

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<v Speaker 1>an equal attraction to a type of woman that may

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<v Speaker 1>or may not be a thick old a thick old

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<v Speaker 1>thing as it were. Now one has to assume, one

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<v Speaker 1>has to assume that a large contributor to this change

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<v Speaker 1>is the Internet. Right, the Internet and the standardization of

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<v Speaker 1>body types through things like i g. Models, angles on

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<v Speaker 1>camera phones, lighting augmentations, and of course pornography. Now, this

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<v Speaker 1>is the first period I think in human history where

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<v Speaker 1>we can were we and I use the royal we

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<v Speaker 1>in this sentence, where we the royal we can see

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<v Speaker 1>the bodies of people who who do not share any

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<v Speaker 1>cultural or ethnic or personal connections with us, and then

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<v Speaker 1>we can copy that body for ourselves. Right, we can

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<v Speaker 1>literally copy and paste another nigga's body onto our body,

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<v Speaker 1>and if that's never existed before, they weren't doing that

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<v Speaker 1>back in Roman times, at least I don't think they were.

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<v Speaker 1>And if they were, shut the funk up about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I made my choice not to learn anything, so so

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<v Speaker 1>why would you come around trying to teach me something?

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<v Speaker 1>You're dumb bitch. Anyway, this is the first time in

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<v Speaker 1>human history, and subsequently, the black woman, the form of

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<v Speaker 1>the black woman does not belong solely to black women anymore,

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<v Speaker 1>whether right or wrong, black women ain't the only ones

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<v Speaker 1>who can have these black women bodies because as it

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<v Speaker 1>can easily be obtained through a little bit of lighting

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<v Speaker 1>and photoshop. And that's crazy. And although I could not

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<v Speaker 1>find the exact origin and rise of the so called pug,

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<v Speaker 1>these these fatass white girls, and they're the fatast white

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<v Speaker 1>girl category. I read a few articles that suggested the

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<v Speaker 1>porn industry is very much a reflection of our real lives.

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<v Speaker 1>So when we see a trend towards tolerance in society

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<v Speaker 1>and and new communities and cultures sort of rising up,

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<v Speaker 1>it is often reflected in our porn searches, which leads

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<v Speaker 1>me to believe Brandon if we're we can get back

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<v Speaker 1>to this fatass white girl conversation. It leads me to believe,

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<v Speaker 1>based on all of this, that the pug rise, the

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<v Speaker 1>rise of fatass white girls, may be the result of

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<v Speaker 1>the rising racial intolerance in this country. I think you're

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<v Speaker 1>onto something that this is a separator that's happening because

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<v Speaker 1>for years, white men had to beat off to ebony

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<v Speaker 1>porn in secret because it was the only way to

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<v Speaker 1>theoretically access the body type that black women possessed and

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<v Speaker 1>that white women rarely offered. However, now they have an alternative,

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<v Speaker 1>and given the polarization of where about whether or not

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<v Speaker 1>black lives even matter even when they're attached to a

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<v Speaker 1>fat ass, it seems only logical that they would instead

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<v Speaker 1>rely on getting their curvaceous rocks off without any of

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<v Speaker 1>the ethnic politics attached. Basically, you can see a fat

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<v Speaker 1>ass without having to deal with the person attached to

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<v Speaker 1>that fat ass because it's attached to a fat ass

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<v Speaker 1>white girl, and that makes you feel American and and

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<v Speaker 1>wholesome and Christian, you know, just a good Christian white

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<v Speaker 1>ass instead of these these counter culture uh monkey white

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<v Speaker 1>monkey black asses, you know what I mean. It's all,

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<v Speaker 1>it all seems to be connected that we we are

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<v Speaker 1>creating spaces to separate people by doing the the opposite

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<v Speaker 1>of what seems to be happening, which is making bodies

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<v Speaker 1>equal and egalitarian. That's that's my interpretation of it. Brandon.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you're onto something. I do think that. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know that I believe that the porn industry intentionally

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<v Speaker 1>did this, right, I think I think what we're seeing

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<v Speaker 1>is that the porn industry recognized and an urgency I

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<v Speaker 1>want from their users. And then they then responded in

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<v Speaker 1>in kind right. They they said, Oh, these white dudes

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<v Speaker 1>want to see big old butts, but they don't want

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<v Speaker 1>any shame attached to it by looking at black women,

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<v Speaker 1>and so we will encourage and promote more white women

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<v Speaker 1>with big old fat asses and and boil boy, is

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<v Speaker 1>that maybe working against us? Maybe this is creating more

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<v Speaker 1>divide in the country as it were. I'm not sure, Brandon,

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<v Speaker 1>but I do know you're probably watching too much porn.

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<v Speaker 1>And and go go outside, Brandon, you know, go see

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<v Speaker 1>the sun, my guy, Just just go look out out

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<v Speaker 1>at the the sun one time and see see the

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<v Speaker 1>fat ass in the sky. You know what I mean

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<v Speaker 1>that that big old butt cheek and the sky go

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<v Speaker 1>stare at that instead of these these fatass white girls

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<v Speaker 1>who I think maybe ruining everything. Anyway, I'm your host,

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<v Speaker 1>likes and carman. I never introduced myself, so I'll do

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<v Speaker 1>it right at the end, and if you if you

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<v Speaker 1>would like to send me your theories about which parts

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<v Speaker 1>of the pornography industry are ruining American values, you can

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<v Speaker 1>send it. Send those theories to my mama pod at

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<v Speaker 1>gmail dot com. I would love to hear from you,

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<v Speaker 1>and as always, subscribe, write a review, blow me some

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<v Speaker 1>kisses via the internet, or stick up your middle finger.

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<v Speaker 1>It truly makes no difference to me. Any engagement is

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<v Speaker 1>technically engagement, and I'll beat off to it nonetheless. Huh,

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<v Speaker 1>Now you know what I beat off too. It's it's

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<v Speaker 1>you saying anything back to me. I desperately need affirmation

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<v Speaker 1>of any kind or just acknowledgement that I exist. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the only reason I do this bullshit in the first place.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you so much. You're my special someone. Each

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<v Speaker 1>and every one of you is a beautiful snowflake and

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<v Speaker 1>I want to catch you on my tongue and hope

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<v Speaker 1>you never melt. What a way to end Okay, bye, bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>motherfucking year, so motherfucking many years, so motherfuck motherunyear. Tru

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<v Speaker 1>mon