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Speaker 1: Motherfucking many years sold, many motherfucking many years sold. Yep, yep, yep,

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Speaker 1: there it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome

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Speaker 1: to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the

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Speaker 1: black conspiracy theories, and we finally worked to prove the

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Speaker 1: theories that you the listeners have at home. It's some

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Speaker 1: motherfucking many episode. You know the goddamned rules around here.

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Speaker 1: It ain't nothing but a thing, baby, I don't I'm

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Speaker 1: talking like the seventies officer. It ain't nothing but a

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Speaker 1: thing baby that's had. I think I would have made it.

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Speaker 1: I think I would have made it in the seventies.

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Speaker 1: I would have been a cool motherfucker back in the seventies.

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Speaker 1: Not the coolest person in two but in the seventies.

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Speaker 1: Got damn would have had it. And then I would

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Speaker 1: have had syphilis because nobody was wearing protection. But that's

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Speaker 1: neither here nor there. We don't have time to talk

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Speaker 1: about nary old disease is certainly not in this capacity,

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Speaker 1: because today I got a message, and this is an

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Speaker 1: old message. This one came came to me all the

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Speaker 1: way in in March March of one. That's that's years

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Speaker 1: a message I'm excited about because it came from a

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Speaker 1: person named Brandon who who wrote to me and came

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Speaker 1: with a conspiracy theory I have neither heard nor considered,

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Speaker 1: but is an interesting one. Brandon said, Brandon from Louisville, Kentucky.

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Speaker 1: That's how he he introduced himself. It was Brandon from Louisville, Kentucky.

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Speaker 1: Comma as if like he announced himself at a at

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Speaker 1: a gala, You know what I mean That that's sort

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Speaker 1: of the energy of the way this email starts. But

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Speaker 1: but Brandon said, the porn industry invented the page fat

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Speaker 1: Black women owned the market on fat asses, and they

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Speaker 1: couldn't stand that pugs are just here to push black

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Speaker 1: these people the truth. And that is the end of

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Speaker 1: the email. It is short, it is concise. It is

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Speaker 1: And I'll be honest, I'm not really a porn guy.

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Speaker 1: I'm not a big porn guy. That doesn't mean I

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna really take on this conversation, Brandon, I needed

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Speaker 1: to start this by understanding why black men why black

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Speaker 1: They're basically saying, like, for for generations, we thought only

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Speaker 1: and if that's never existed before, they weren't doing that

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Speaker 1: I made my choice not to learn anything, so so

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Speaker 1: whether right or wrong, black women ain't the only ones

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Speaker 1: and photoshop. And that's crazy. And although I could not

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Speaker 1: based on all of this, that the pug rise, the

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Speaker 1: And and go go outside, Brandon, you know, go see

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Speaker 1: of the pornography industry are ruining American values, you can

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Speaker 1: and as always, subscribe, write a review, blow me some

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Speaker 1: kisses via the internet, or stick up your middle finger.

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Speaker 1: It truly makes no difference to me. Any engagement is

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Speaker 1: Now you know what I beat off too. It's it's

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Speaker 1: of any kind or just acknowledgement that I exist. That's

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Speaker 1: the only reason I do this bullshit in the first place.

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Speaker 1: I love you so much. You're my special someone. Each

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Speaker 1: you never melt. What a way to end Okay, bye, bitch,

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Speaker 1: motherfucking year, so motherfucking many years, so motherfuck motherunyear. Tru

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