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<v Speaker 1>Guys, welcome to this episode of Emergency, and we're back

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<v Speaker 1>and we're better.

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<v Speaker 2>We have to start it with a shout out to

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<v Speaker 2>Karl with the K.

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<v Speaker 1>Karl with a K from the gay bar that plays

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<v Speaker 1>porn on the TV. Shout out you. You were a key.

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<v Speaker 2>You were the last human to see me not fully inebriated,

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<v Speaker 2>beyond like comprehensions.

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<v Speaker 1>And you literally like we have videos threw up.

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<v Speaker 2>Which it's a very man thing to Like, I've been

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<v Speaker 2>with my girlfriends on a bad tip. Never once did

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<v Speaker 2>they pull out my phone or their phones to record

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<v Speaker 2>me puking. But why Dode, both Drew and Josiah have

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<v Speaker 2>not one, but multiple videos of me throwing up.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like I don't have video. I don't have video.

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<v Speaker 1>Josiah has video. I just have photo evidence. Because it

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<v Speaker 1>was the most insane ship I have ever seen in

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<v Speaker 1>my life, but it did bring us to a very

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<v Speaker 1>sweet ending of the night where I bathed India and

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<v Speaker 1>I rubbed her back as she boked more to the soil.

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<v Speaker 1>I took care of her, which.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you so much because I didn't give you a

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<v Speaker 2>proper thank you for that. But like, literally, I'm not kidding,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so happy you agreed to do that because I

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<v Speaker 2>needed you so bad. I knew if I got in

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<v Speaker 2>that shower, I was going to fall over and die.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, yeah, I need to shower, But if

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<v Speaker 2>I go in there alone right now, I'm one hundred

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<v Speaker 2>and ten percent going to slip it.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, honestly, like, I did it just so I

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<v Speaker 1>could see your cood cat, like your your polished pearl.

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<v Speaker 2>She wasn't very polished, like she was a bit hidden.

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<v Speaker 1>She was.

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<v Speaker 2>She was definitely serving blooming jasmine.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure in the face. Wait, what is that song?

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<v Speaker 2>I serve the face, I serve the face.

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<v Speaker 1>Serve in the base for damn sure, for damn sure.

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<v Speaker 1>But also I just derail this conversation very quickly, La.

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<v Speaker 1>We have a show coming up on the ninth. Uh B.

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<v Speaker 1>There tickets are in the emergency in or com bio.

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<v Speaker 1>They're also in the description here. I literally don't think

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<v Speaker 1>there's that many left. I know people always say that,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's true this time a lot guys. We have

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<v Speaker 1>some ideas. We have a bunch of special guests coming well.

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<v Speaker 2>The Austin show just like set a fire of like

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<v Speaker 2>stupidity under us that is on ironically, it's amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be a movie.

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<v Speaker 2>My life is a movie. They should write a movie

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<v Speaker 2>like Douvil Wears Product three should be about me, Angel

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<v Speaker 2>wears Me mew.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, guys, there's only ten seats left, and you

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<v Speaker 3>have to get them soon because your mom wants a ticket.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm going to use it the rest of the time.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually do think tonight, I'm gonna go and buy

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<v Speaker 2>all of them at the right they're at and then

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<v Speaker 2>resell them and then just like take a quick like

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<v Speaker 2>buck off of your So you.

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<v Speaker 3>Guys will notice that we finally have kaikim And let

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<v Speaker 3>me know in the comments if I look good or not.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, so just let me don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>How you look.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't give a guest to how you think you look.

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<v Speaker 3>I have no idea, But just let me know in

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<v Speaker 3>the comments down below. How the lighting.

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<v Speaker 1>Is has a little shake. This is the first. This

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<v Speaker 1>is the first time he's like he's nervous, nervous.

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<v Speaker 2>He's on camera all the time on his zoom calls

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<v Speaker 2>and whatnot.

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<v Speaker 1>Pumpies, I'm pumpies. I need pumpies. Wait, I need pumpies.

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<v Speaker 1>I need pumpies. But we were talking about you throwing

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<v Speaker 1>up in the car ride home, and literally, we know.

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<v Speaker 2>Did the cardinal sin of putting me in a way mow.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all that night moo was y'all know, I

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<v Speaker 2>do not funk with those things that was whipping the

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<v Speaker 2>piss out of it car. Did not give a fuck who, what,

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<v Speaker 2>where was in the car. And then once I was

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<v Speaker 2>like carsick throwing up, it started going faster, literally made

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<v Speaker 2>it worse.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, on top of that, I was playing music very loud,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was not the music to be playing when

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<v Speaker 1>someone is not.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a mix of like the car moving fast,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was on my phone as fuck because I

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<v Speaker 2>have videos of you and Josie in the backseat. Then

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<v Speaker 2>we were like ordering food. I was like queuing songs,

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<v Speaker 2>and I get car sick so easily. Like I think

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes people think I'm genuinely just a bit lo bottomized

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<v Speaker 2>beyond fixing when I'm in their car and I'm not driving.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so sexy. I love I love your shorts, I

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<v Speaker 2>love your legs, I love your outfit. I love that

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<v Speaker 2>that jacket is yours, but I bought it.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, keep going, we'll get into the outfit in a second.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get we'll tap into it, We'll get into both

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<v Speaker 1>of our outfits.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck yeah, it was a mixed a lot of things.

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<v Speaker 2>And we chugged that double shot Cranberry right before we left,

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<v Speaker 2>which was not to evacuate.

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<v Speaker 1>We had to evacuate, not because Carl with a K,

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<v Speaker 1>but we had to get the fuck out of there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But uh, yeah, the what was I gonna say about?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I know Enya is fucked up beyond belief because

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<v Speaker 1>every single time she gets fucked up beyond belief, she

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<v Speaker 1>just looks at her friends and she's like, guys, like

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<v Speaker 1>this is it, Like this is our life, Like we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be together forever, and like I love you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>There was something that you said that was the funniest

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<v Speaker 1>thing I've ever heard you say, and it was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean we're doing it. There's some shit like that,

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, yeah, Ya's fucked up, and she

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<v Speaker 1>was like, guys, I love y'all. And I was like

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<v Speaker 1>I love.

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<v Speaker 2>You too, dude, thank God, Like, okay, you could the Pharaoh.

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<v Speaker 2>But everyone in my family is such an angry, irrational drunk,

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<v Speaker 2>Like they all get drunk and they're like you hate me, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>like you either like just like trying to start some

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<v Speaker 2>shit when I get fucked up. It's literally like also

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<v Speaker 2>me saying like we're doing it is so funny because

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<v Speaker 2>it probably was my like split second of self awareness

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<v Speaker 2>of like, oh my god, I do get drunk and

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<v Speaker 2>I say this to them all the time. But now

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<v Speaker 2>we actually are at a point where it's like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>we're not gonna do it. It's like, nah, this is

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<v Speaker 2>it's not even like it's like really sweet. But sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>it does make me laugh when I like, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>we were talking about it two episodes ago about how

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<v Speaker 2>like to build relationships you have to be able to

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<v Speaker 2>go through conflict blah blah blah. Now we're at the

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<v Speaker 2>point where, like we have done that like so many

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<v Speaker 2>times already. It's not even like, oh, we did it

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<v Speaker 2>the one time. It's like, no, we've like all built

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<v Speaker 2>this thing. This is my village, and y'all better not

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<v Speaker 2>fuck me over because now it's at the point that

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<v Speaker 2>if you Josie, Orian, Josh or Lucas turned on me, bitch,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm stabbing all of you, everybody.

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<v Speaker 4>One of you.

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<v Speaker 2>If one of you does me wrong, I'm not kidding,

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<v Speaker 2>you're all getting shanked.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, imagine like one of us died, Like, imagine I died.

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<v Speaker 1>I love saying that. I love. I love saying imagine

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<v Speaker 1>I died because everyone's like, oh my god, I'd kill

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<v Speaker 1>myself because I'm like, wow, I really am really and the.

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<v Speaker 2>Egg when all your friends say they'll kill themselves if

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<v Speaker 2>you kill yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Mean, but Okay, this outfit, so I, oh, yeah, let's

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<v Speaker 1>talk about my outfit.

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<v Speaker 3>I shut the fuck up.

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<v Speaker 1>I crashed out.

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<v Speaker 2>He's been talking about that since the moment he walked in.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, the second I opened the door, he

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<v Speaker 2>was like, do you like my outfit? I'm trying something new.

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<v Speaker 2>I've seen this outfit on this hutually.

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<v Speaker 1>The first time me and Kai hung out seven years ago,

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<v Speaker 1>he was wearing that shirt.

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<v Speaker 3>Really yeah, San Francisco.

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<v Speaker 1>A picture that I edited of you with the sustainability hat.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean no, it's period because it actually amazing. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>keep in mind the shirt I'm wearing I wear every

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<v Speaker 1>day for three years.

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<v Speaker 3>Insert that picture of me. I feel like my body.

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<v Speaker 3>I used to have such a nice body, and I

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<v Speaker 3>kind of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Were so like you had aphrodity body. Period.

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<v Speaker 3>I did. Yeah, in an hour.

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<v Speaker 1>You gave aphrodity.

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<v Speaker 3>I used to get a cat called in New York

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<v Speaker 3>and now it's like no one even so he looks

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<v Speaker 3>at You're.

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<v Speaker 2>Getting cat calls so hard to believe.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we should call cat calling from inn Doug calling

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<v Speaker 1>because all men are dogs, All men are dogs, all

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<v Speaker 1>men are liars.

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<v Speaker 2>Well I'm a I'm a breed between the cat and

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<v Speaker 2>a dog.

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<v Speaker 3>Bread Have you had the lobster?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've had these for like five years now. I

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<v Speaker 1>got them from my favorite restaurant in Malibu, Neptune's Net.

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<v Speaker 1>I typically, I mean, actually I found out I had

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<v Speaker 1>shrimp allergy after eating shrimp from Neptune's Net. And I

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<v Speaker 1>found out I had a shrimp allergy. But I went

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<v Speaker 1>back and ate the shrimp from Neptune's Net and was

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred percent fine and I didn't have the needle.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was really living life on the edge in

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<v Speaker 1>the closest hospital is very far away. But yeah, So

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<v Speaker 1>these are Neptune's Net lobster slides. These are uniclose socks.

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<v Speaker 1>I crashed out last week, was that Saturday or Sunday Sunday,

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<v Speaker 1>and I bought these shorts and they were way too expensive.

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<v Speaker 1>They I literally like immediate immediate buyers buyers remorse. So

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<v Speaker 1>I have worn them every single fucking days since then.

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<v Speaker 2>I have not taken The only time Drew has taken

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<v Speaker 2>these shorts off is to get in bed, and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not kidding. We've been sleeping together and I'm like, Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>the short stay on.

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<v Speaker 1>Stay on. But I will be wearing them every episode

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<v Speaker 1>for the next five weeks just to get my cost

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<v Speaker 1>per wear down. This shirt is something I've owned for

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<v Speaker 1>six years now, and the audience that I have no

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<v Speaker 1>fucking I literally have no idea.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe like varsity or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but it doesn't like match my complexion at all. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>it literally doesn't like make my skin like look good.

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<v Speaker 1>I just love the fit of this shirt. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>a comfort shirt. I think.

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<v Speaker 2>I think those colors are or nice on you. I've

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<v Speaker 2>never thought that you hesitated.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh you hesitated?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I was, I was. I lost the word complimentary,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I got scared that I was going to

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<v Speaker 2>suck it up and then get made fun of, so

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<v Speaker 2>I had to look for a similar So.

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<v Speaker 1>It's mine and Kaite's fault. It's always my mind. It's

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<v Speaker 1>always the man's fault.

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<v Speaker 3>Bro Usually it usually is our fault.

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<v Speaker 1>And then this is in your jacket that she said, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you can borrow, you can wear it one time and

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<v Speaker 1>I stole it and it's been in my I've watched

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<v Speaker 1>it with my whites like maybe ten times since then,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's become my jacket. But you can have you

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<v Speaker 1>can have it whenever you want.

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<v Speaker 2>But no, I mean that was during my bomber jacket,

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<v Speaker 2>like twenty one. I had a huge obsession with the

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<v Speaker 2>fit and style of like a masculine bomber jacket.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the yeah, I like coming out.

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<v Speaker 2>That was like a bit of my squirting out. It's

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<v Speaker 2>like the discharge, like when you think your period is

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<v Speaker 2>done and then the next day you have a laugh

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<v Speaker 2>that's a little too hard.

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<v Speaker 3>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>What I found out is that sometimes women can have

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<v Speaker 1>all of their period all at once in one day.

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<v Speaker 1>I forget, there's like a word for it, but it's, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a condition, but it's called the gush. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's some shit like literally, it's called like static flow

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<v Speaker 1>or some shit like that. It's really creepy.

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<v Speaker 2>But where I like, my period was so heavy that

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<v Speaker 2>instead of the usual like five days it's it lasts

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<v Speaker 2>like maybe two days and it is literally like I'm

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<v Speaker 2>so sorry. Those are the times where I'm like, oh

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<v Speaker 2>my God, like.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry you have to go through that?

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<v Speaker 2>Am I literally having a miscarriage like this insane? Like

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<v Speaker 2>I've had a priod where I'm like, fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>There's limbs, like, there's cells, baby, there's like baby, there's baby,

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<v Speaker 1>and oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>Is like if you know when dippin' dots like start

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<v Speaker 2>to melt a little bit and then there's like kind

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<v Speaker 2>of a bigger clump than usual, That's what it was.

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<v Speaker 4>Like, Wow, it was.

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<v Speaker 1>Real, or you know, and like you have a bloody

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<v Speaker 1>nose and then the next day you.

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<v Speaker 2>Like pull never had a bloody nose.

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<v Speaker 1>I can change that the fun I'll make. I'll give

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<v Speaker 1>you a bloody nose you don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Want, Okay, See, I know I don't feel threatened by

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<v Speaker 2>you in the slightest because I was like, wait, do

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<v Speaker 2>you have access to like coke or something? Like what

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<v Speaker 2>are you insinuating right now?

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<v Speaker 1>No? No, no, no, no, I'm I'm gonna hit you.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not kidding.

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<v Speaker 2>If somebody put a gun to my head right now

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<v Speaker 2>and told me to get any drunk other than weed

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<v Speaker 2>or alcohol, I freak the fuck out and kill myself.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like, I'm not kidding, and I'm not even

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<v Speaker 2>saying that to like clean Slate publicly, because I am

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<v Speaker 2>the kind of person if I'm a bit drunk, I'll

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<v Speaker 2>do anything. I'll be honest it like, oh, like, so

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<v Speaker 2>I'm very careful about who I go out with. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know if y'all have noticed, but oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>I have no idea how to access any of that. Literally, like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, the pressure of the pressure of the pressure,

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<v Speaker 2>Like thank god, I don't even know how to get

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<v Speaker 2>weed in a state that doesn't have a dispensary. I

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<v Speaker 2>can legally walk.

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<v Speaker 1>Into someone was trying their to give me their plug's number,

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<v Speaker 1>and I literally like was like, get that away from me,

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<v Speaker 1>Get that the fuck away. The last thing I need

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<v Speaker 1>is a drug plug number, especially now, bitch, if I

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<v Speaker 1>had access to that ship, yeah, I would have been

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<v Speaker 1>in big sir overdosing Nia. I don't care.

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<v Speaker 2>Kind to yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>I care.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care. I don't care. That's in a reality show.

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<v Speaker 2>If there was an audience here, they go on like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care. The doctor Phil. Doctor Phil can like

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<v Speaker 1>get it.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually, even if I had a drug dealer's number,

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<v Speaker 2>I think I'd be weary of even reaching out like

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<v Speaker 2>I am making ooh the pressure, like I can't even

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<v Speaker 2>I have friends who have access to concert tickets to

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<v Speaker 2>any concert. I still actively buy concert tickets almost every

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<v Speaker 2>concert I go to. I am also a consumer of

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<v Speaker 2>like hopefully I get the ticket when they released them,

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<v Speaker 2>unless I'm gonna get on Ticketmaster, like the like week.

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<v Speaker 1>Of us being on Ticketmaster talking shit about Ticketmaster. Fuck

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<v Speaker 1>you Ticketmaster, fuck you Ticketmaster.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude. Ticketmaster fucked me over too. I did one of

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<v Speaker 3>uh there's like DJ shows in New York. The tickets

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<v Speaker 3>were twenty five dollars and they were you could only

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<v Speaker 3>buy them for seventy five dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Well Ticketmaster fucked me period, but their

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<v Speaker 1>silicone robocock up my asshole undouched mind New painted the

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<v Speaker 1>fucking trade this Ticketmaster a topper A painted the town

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<v Speaker 1>round painted the ticket Master trade cyborg.

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<v Speaker 3>Robot Ticketmaster Trade. That's the title of the episode, t.

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<v Speaker 1>Get Master Trade. Wow kais so get at his job.

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<v Speaker 1>He just like hears like little anecdotes and then writes

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<v Speaker 1>them down.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like this weird intuition that I have.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a high screen.

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<v Speaker 3>Literally, guys, A I could not do what I did.

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<v Speaker 1>A I could never no one could do. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have an AI robot of yourself. Yeah, an AI brain.

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<v Speaker 3>Well we I remember. One of the original bits was

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<v Speaker 3>like me when I was away being here on like

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<v Speaker 3>a segue with an iPad.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah yeah wait what were we talking about right

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<v Speaker 1>before ticketmaster trade?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Drug dealers. I just recently realized, can I.

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<v Speaker 2>Finish that thought?

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<v Speaker 3>Though?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I was only saying that because I have access to

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<v Speaker 2>tickets and I still buy tickets, and then the people

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<v Speaker 2>who even the artists, are like, why do you do that?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh sorry, Like I I would.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually send Addison concert me buying assault, I know, like.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd rather kill myself than ask for anything. So even

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<v Speaker 2>if I had a drug dealers number.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, But I was just thinking about like my drug dealer,

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<v Speaker 1>like my weed dealer when I was younger, and how

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<v Speaker 1>petrified I was of this guy. Like I was literally like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>this guy's gonna kill me with a gun or a knife,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'm so scared of him. And now that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a grown ass man. Looking back at who my drug

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<v Speaker 1>dealer was, I was like, oh, it was a fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>year old twink like slinging weed that was like brick

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<v Speaker 1>weed from Mexico. Like I don't know. I was literally

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<v Speaker 1>like thinking about that, and I was like wow, And

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<v Speaker 1>same with I don't want to name drop. Actually I

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<v Speaker 1>don't give a fuck. He tore my he fucked my

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<v Speaker 1>knee up. Fuck you Tanner, drug dealing ass bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>Tanner after Clay Thompson.

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<v Speaker 1>Get his ACL motherfucker.

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<v Speaker 2>Because like, for what I've been seeing, I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>enough about basketball, but that's not someone who even needs

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<v Speaker 2>his ACL to be broken to Like he's already flopped. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he's already.

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<v Speaker 1>He's already at this moment. He fucked over my Mavericks.

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<v Speaker 1>He went over ten in an elimination game. Fucking nasty bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>I fucking hate Klay Thompson every time he steps on

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<v Speaker 1>the court. I literally get mad because he's terrible. Now

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<v Speaker 1>he has literally flopped, like and maybe I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe this like scandal will like skyrocket him into like

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<v Speaker 1>a second prime or some shit. Like secretly, I hope

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<v Speaker 1>that's what happens, just because I'm a Mavericks fan. But

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<v Speaker 1>if he did get shot with a gun, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna wish death upon the man. Honestly, I'm not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do that. But I don't know. I cannot believe you

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<v Speaker 1>cheat on Meg the Stallion.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's the whole thing is, he's like a serial cheater.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't even like classic all'm inner liars, all'm in

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<v Speaker 1>or cheaters. They all cheat. They all suck. Yeah, they

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<v Speaker 1>should all die.

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<v Speaker 2>It'suck, Like, oh my god. Actually, driving down the road today,

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, damn, I kind of suck. Actually, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't suck. I think I'm just the last real

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<v Speaker 2>person on the planet. I was driving and I saw

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<v Speaker 2>this girl walking down the road and shut the work.

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<v Speaker 2>That's when they kill us and use AI versions of

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<v Speaker 2>our voice to do anecdotes on the on the Devilwaar's

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<v Speaker 2>Prada thirty eight. Yeah, because no other social cyborg influencers

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<v Speaker 2>will take the job.

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<v Speaker 1>I have tickets to the premiere. The Devilwaar is product too,

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<v Speaker 1>but I can't go.

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<v Speaker 2>I have tickets to the premiere. But I saw this

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<v Speaker 2>girl walking her dog and another woman was passing, and

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<v Speaker 2>the dog jumped up and went wait.

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<v Speaker 1>The dog was passing trades or fish. That dog was fish,

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<v Speaker 1>That dog was fish.

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<v Speaker 2>But this girl's was attacking this woman, And all I

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<v Speaker 2>could think about was like what I would do if

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<v Speaker 2>I was that woman. Realistically, I would be like, oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, even if

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<v Speaker 2>I was furious, if by chance it caught me at

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<v Speaker 2>like a downtime. But I genuinely had a passing thought

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<v Speaker 2>to park my car so that I could pass her too,

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<v Speaker 2>And if the dog attacked me or anybody else, I

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<v Speaker 2>was gonna beat the owner's ass because since technically I

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<v Speaker 2>would get in more trouble socially for beating the dog's ass,

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<v Speaker 2>which was my primary thought, Like at the very beginning,

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<v Speaker 2>when I saw that dog all over that girl, I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, yo, she's better than me, because I would

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<v Speaker 2>have been like, yeah, bitch, And yeah, that was something

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<v Speaker 2>I thought about today. And I don't know, I think

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<v Speaker 2>that makes me a bad person.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like dogs. I'm sorry. I am so sorry

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<v Speaker 1>for the people that that's going to piss off, because

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<v Speaker 1>that's going to piss off a lot of people. But

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<v Speaker 1>I've got it. Like dogs, they're they're big, they're just big. Creatures.

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<v Speaker 1>They just there is stinky. There's like I don't like

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<v Speaker 1>cats right now either. Oh I know, I'm I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's very bizarre. Over the last year, I've kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like kind of just thought about like cats in my

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<v Speaker 1>bed and they're like poopy litter feet. A Zuel can

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<v Speaker 1>be wherever he wants to be. I love Azel what no,

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<v Speaker 1>I love a Zool. I literally love a Zool Like

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<v Speaker 1>I I talked shit about him, but if he wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>in my life, like I realized, I hadn't seen a

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<v Speaker 1>Zool for like three days, and when I saw him,

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<v Speaker 1>I like almost started crying because I was like, oh, like,

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<v Speaker 1>if you weren't around, like.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I know, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>It actually freaks me out because this was eight years old.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, Oh my god, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Got him in. Why did that make you laugh?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. Sometimes Drew just says stuff and it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Like all he said was, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>He's cute.

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<v Speaker 1>That's just me.

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<v Speaker 3>You have all these idiosyncrasies that I love.

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<v Speaker 1>Name a couple more.

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<v Speaker 3>I like your laugh, I like your little Minyon laugh.

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<v Speaker 3>I like how you pronounced that. You kind of have

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<v Speaker 3>this residual Texas accent. That's very cute, like say theater theater. Yeah, theater.

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<v Speaker 3>That sounds like somebody from one hundred years ago saying theater.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I only say that because the theater theater in

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<v Speaker 1>my hometown was where the guy that assassinated Abraham Lincoln

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<v Speaker 1>stayed the night took refuge in. Was that John Wilkes,

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<v Speaker 1>John Wilkes Booth took refuge in the theater in Grandberry

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<v Speaker 1>for like a couple of nights, and they like he

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<v Speaker 1>just like hit in there because he was a theater gay.

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<v Speaker 1>He was gay, Well that's my rumor, because he really

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<v Speaker 1>liked liked That's my rumor. He was, he was, he

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<v Speaker 1>liked the theater. I think he was an actor.

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<v Speaker 2>Liking the theater, I'd be a man does not equate

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<v Speaker 2>to being gay.

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<v Speaker 1>My dad likes the theater and he's.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, okay, also yes it does. And why is that?

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<v Speaker 2>Like I'm back to thinking the way I would defend

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<v Speaker 2>like closeted gay kids in middle school, where I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>even if that was the case, what does it matter?

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<v Speaker 2>Even if they are gay? Who cares?

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<v Speaker 1>Who cares? There's this new sentiment going around with like

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<v Speaker 1>the look in the Looks Maxing community where it's just

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<v Speaker 1>be gay, and it's like kind of taking It's like

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<v Speaker 1>its roots are kind of growing and it's becoming like

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<v Speaker 1>a thing where it's just like, okay, guys, I think

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<v Speaker 1>we can all admit that we're gay and we're attracted

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<v Speaker 1>to men, So like just be gay, like you don't

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<v Speaker 1>have that fake being.

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<v Speaker 2>That doesn't turn into like a terrible thing. That's amazing

0:22:45.800 --> 0:22:47.960
<v Speaker 2>because there is so much reality to that, because it

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<v Speaker 2>goes back to like even like women having to decompartmentalize

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<v Speaker 2>their attraction to other women like while navigating their sexuality,

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<v Speaker 2>like men have to do that journey too.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've been seeing like a lot of eating disordered

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<v Speaker 1>discourse with men, and I was like, ye'all weren't around

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<v Speaker 1>for Tumblr, I can tell like the drama, the drama,

0:23:14.240 --> 0:23:18.640
<v Speaker 1>the drama. Speaking of the drama, I was just watching

0:23:18.720 --> 0:23:23.960
<v Speaker 1>like a super edit of Zendaya being so embarrassing around

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<v Speaker 1>Tom Holland before they started dating, and like, obviously that's

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<v Speaker 1>like the most embarrassing ship. But the only reason why

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<v Speaker 1>I get secondhand embarrassment is because I have beIN Zendaya,

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<v Speaker 1>like in that I have ben.

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<v Speaker 2>You and we both ended up with our may I Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>come on, I was talking about you.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's really sweet. Are you talking about the video

0:23:52.480 --> 0:23:54.080
<v Speaker 3>of her doing the Michael Jackson dance?

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm talking about all of them like her, like

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<v Speaker 1>being like Tom holland doing the really good But that

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<v Speaker 1>reminded me of like the worst thing I've ever done

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<v Speaker 1>when I've been in crush mode. I think I've talked

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<v Speaker 1>about it on here, but I had a crush on

0:24:14.880 --> 0:24:18.880
<v Speaker 1>this guy in twenty twenty four, literally obsessed with him

0:24:19.080 --> 0:24:24.919
<v Speaker 1>zero social media presence, So I found every single address

0:24:25.160 --> 0:24:28.119
<v Speaker 1>he's ever lived in, every single address his siblings and

0:24:28.160 --> 0:24:32.760
<v Speaker 1>his mother and dad lived in. I literally stalked him okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so okay, okay, And I also have a notes app

0:24:36.280 --> 0:24:39.200
<v Speaker 1>with his name with all of the details. I even

0:24:39.200 --> 0:24:42.760
<v Speaker 1>found like financial records, like don't play with me, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So you've just compared two extremely.

0:24:46.320 --> 0:24:52.040
<v Speaker 5>Different stalking You just compared like a young budding, like

0:24:52.240 --> 0:24:56.080
<v Speaker 5>soulmate like type of romantic situation that played out on

0:24:56.200 --> 0:25:01.520
<v Speaker 5>screen and by like whatever circumstance of work, it's yours.

0:25:02.000 --> 0:25:04.879
<v Speaker 1>But I did find out that he followed me on

0:25:04.920 --> 0:25:08.440
<v Speaker 1>TikTok like like nine months after you.

0:25:08.440 --> 0:25:11.040
<v Speaker 2>Because the fact that like he there's a there's a

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<v Speaker 2>world where this comes across his and.

0:25:13.800 --> 0:25:16.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't give a fuck. I'm like, yeah, I stalked

0:25:16.480 --> 0:25:25.159
<v Speaker 1>you it out loud, speak your truth finding.

0:25:25.359 --> 0:25:28.720
<v Speaker 2>No, it's the tell him, tell him, tell him.

0:25:29.280 --> 0:25:33.160
<v Speaker 1>New Beyonce album getting announced at the met Gala. It's

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<v Speaker 1>it's really the color purple this year. Like everyone's talking

0:25:36.480 --> 0:25:39.080
<v Speaker 1>about purple, like purple is the color of the year. Yes,

0:25:39.200 --> 0:25:42.720
<v Speaker 1>like everyone's like dialing in, but like I think Beyonce's

0:25:42.760 --> 0:25:46.120
<v Speaker 1>like whole thing stick with purple is.

0:25:46.000 --> 0:25:48.240
<v Speaker 2>Like wait, it's the real thing you're talking about, like

0:25:49.119 --> 0:25:50.399
<v Speaker 2>spoken about in this sense.

0:25:50.640 --> 0:25:53.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean everything's purple with Beyonce right now. And

0:25:53.800 --> 0:25:56.119
<v Speaker 1>I think it's because like Prince, because she has like

0:25:56.320 --> 0:25:59.160
<v Speaker 1>the gun that's a mic, because you can use your

0:25:59.200 --> 0:26:03.160
<v Speaker 1>words as a weapon. And she's like making that third

0:26:03.160 --> 0:26:05.400
<v Speaker 1>to Act album. But I think they're trying to throw

0:26:05.440 --> 0:26:12.359
<v Speaker 1>us off her scent right now, you know her pr Lady.

0:26:13.400 --> 0:26:17.600
<v Speaker 1>I saw that commented like no album, this is all

0:26:17.760 --> 0:26:19.760
<v Speaker 1>like all of this is so far from the truth.

0:26:19.800 --> 0:26:22.520
<v Speaker 1>But I'm like, I think we might be right, and

0:26:22.560 --> 0:26:25.639
<v Speaker 1>they want to keep it a surprise for everyone. But

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, because she's been like working with the

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<v Speaker 1>people who made the thchx sound, like.

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<v Speaker 3>The producer of the sounds, Yes, she fucking neees. Did

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<v Speaker 3>you know that the guy that made the or sorry,

0:26:44.359 --> 0:26:46.800
<v Speaker 3>the woman that made the tchech sound also made the

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<v Speaker 3>grinder notification?

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<v Speaker 1>I did not know that.

0:26:50.760 --> 0:26:52.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and she edited the Godfather too.

0:26:52.800 --> 0:26:55.520
<v Speaker 2>Did you just change the pronoun to a woman or like,

0:26:55.560 --> 0:26:56.360
<v Speaker 2>did you look it up?

0:26:56.480 --> 0:26:59.639
<v Speaker 3>Or like I just lied? I'm sorry. I just had

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<v Speaker 3>said something in a while, so I'm sorry.

0:27:01.359 --> 0:27:03.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, you just had to break your silence with

0:27:03.920 --> 0:27:05.879
<v Speaker 2>something that was your big like you know those improv

0:27:06.720 --> 0:27:08.080
<v Speaker 2>body stepping out and.

0:27:08.000 --> 0:27:11.679
<v Speaker 1>Like we should should try that one day. Wait, I

0:27:11.760 --> 0:27:14.359
<v Speaker 1>give us like an improv like a scenario.

0:27:14.520 --> 0:27:16.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you're in the you're at Whole Foods and you're

0:27:16.920 --> 0:27:19.040
<v Speaker 3>the cash register or you're the cashier and you're the

0:27:19.080 --> 0:27:21.360
<v Speaker 3>customer cash Yeah, okay.

0:27:21.400 --> 0:27:25.000
<v Speaker 1>Okay, give me my fucking money.

0:27:24.760 --> 0:27:29.800
<v Speaker 3>Bitch, you're the cushier, the cushier.

0:27:31.680 --> 0:27:34.360
<v Speaker 1>Give me my fucking money back. These peaches are moldy.

0:27:36.480 --> 0:27:38.959
<v Speaker 2>I don't remember talking you out.

0:27:39.840 --> 0:27:42.600
<v Speaker 1>But I'm hot. How could you not get a load

0:27:42.640 --> 0:27:44.359
<v Speaker 1>of this guy? Check me out?

0:27:44.680 --> 0:27:50.760
<v Speaker 2>I have early stages of dementia. I was introduced to

0:27:50.760 --> 0:27:52.480
<v Speaker 2>too much aluminum at a young age.

0:27:53.520 --> 0:27:56.520
<v Speaker 1>It's actually aluminium. We're British now.

0:28:01.560 --> 0:28:08.240
<v Speaker 2>At least two hundred and fifty kus in two thousand.

0:28:06.480 --> 0:28:10.320
<v Speaker 3>Famous and they're in the semi circle nation.

0:28:10.480 --> 0:28:14.160
<v Speaker 1>That's literally that ship. The fact that that hit everyone's

0:28:14.200 --> 0:28:17.560
<v Speaker 1>algorithm was one of like the hardest things I've ever

0:28:17.600 --> 0:28:21.240
<v Speaker 1>had to let go of, because I had been obsessed

0:28:21.320 --> 0:28:25.600
<v Speaker 1>with them for months, months, months, months months. I mean

0:28:25.640 --> 0:28:30.240
<v Speaker 1>I was texting them to you and yeah, I was

0:28:30.320 --> 0:28:33.280
<v Speaker 1>literally obsessed with these guys. And now everybody knows about them.

0:28:33.280 --> 0:28:38.960
<v Speaker 1>But I know Red Shirt, no, I'm I'm actually I'm

0:28:39.440 --> 0:28:43.480
<v Speaker 1>walking no way in the grass suit. It's gonna be

0:28:43.560 --> 0:28:44.280
<v Speaker 1>jasmine this time.

0:28:44.320 --> 0:28:46.280
<v Speaker 3>Though you heard I did hear about that.

0:28:46.920 --> 0:28:49.400
<v Speaker 1>But no, Red Shirt like made a video where he

0:28:49.560 --> 0:28:52.960
<v Speaker 1>was like, so there's like a lot of chatter about

0:28:53.120 --> 0:28:57.600
<v Speaker 1>if I have a girlfriend or not. I do not,

0:28:57.800 --> 0:29:01.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm having I'm single and I'm ready to mingle. And

0:29:01.280 --> 0:29:03.520
<v Speaker 1>everyone in the comments was like, bro, no one asked that.

0:29:04.000 --> 0:29:06.080
<v Speaker 1>No one was asking if you were single, but like

0:29:06.160 --> 0:29:08.840
<v Speaker 1>go off King. I mean, if I was in his position,

0:29:08.960 --> 0:29:11.840
<v Speaker 1>I would probably leverage that as well. Actually I am

0:29:11.960 --> 0:29:14.560
<v Speaker 1>quite literally in his position, and I don't leverage that.

0:29:15.960 --> 0:29:17.720
<v Speaker 2>So that kind of makes me sad.

0:29:17.920 --> 0:29:20.240
<v Speaker 1>No, he's getting played from it, like you know, he

0:29:20.280 --> 0:29:23.600
<v Speaker 1>fucked his way around that troop, like he fucked everyone

0:29:23.640 --> 0:29:25.800
<v Speaker 1>in that oulding. He's by flexible, babe. I can tell

0:29:25.920 --> 0:29:27.800
<v Speaker 1>just by the grint he has a hung smile, Kai,

0:29:28.200 --> 0:29:28.640
<v Speaker 1>he does?

0:29:29.000 --> 0:29:29.960
<v Speaker 2>What does that mean?

0:29:30.760 --> 0:29:33.960
<v Speaker 1>Hung smile? Yeah, it's like you can tell someone's hung

0:29:34.280 --> 0:29:34.920
<v Speaker 1>by their smile.

0:29:35.960 --> 0:29:37.640
<v Speaker 2>Oh, you guys are all perverts.

0:29:38.040 --> 0:29:39.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't think like that.

0:29:39.440 --> 0:29:41.120
<v Speaker 1>Print checking. You heard of that yet?

0:29:41.240 --> 0:29:42.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've heard of that.

0:29:42.480 --> 0:29:45.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I print check. Kai, he's got like an a

0:29:45.840 --> 0:29:54.480
<v Speaker 1>what is that good? Actually? No, no, no, no, no, no

0:29:55.600 --> 0:30:02.480
<v Speaker 1>right right sorry, print check and you tell it, tell

0:30:02.560 --> 0:30:04.920
<v Speaker 1>it an embarrassing crush thing, and then you too.

0:30:04.840 --> 0:30:07.600
<v Speaker 3>Kai's oh being embarrassing.

0:30:07.120 --> 0:30:09.880
<v Speaker 1>From your crush. Yeah, just like doing some embarrassing shit.

0:30:10.360 --> 0:30:12.200
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's so easy. Like the first one that

0:30:12.240 --> 0:30:14.560
<v Speaker 1>came to my mind was like with me, but we've

0:30:14.560 --> 0:30:16.280
<v Speaker 1>already we've already crossed that bridge.

0:30:16.400 --> 0:30:22.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to think of some like I

0:30:22.000 --> 0:30:24.360
<v Speaker 2>guess I kind of talked about it more recently, that

0:30:24.520 --> 0:30:28.640
<v Speaker 2>random crush I had for like a month and I

0:30:28.760 --> 0:30:32.560
<v Speaker 2>just like went on one date and then like he

0:30:32.680 --> 0:30:35.720
<v Speaker 2>kind of like wasn't being as responsive and I just

0:30:35.880 --> 0:30:37.960
<v Speaker 2>randomly out of like nothing, was like, so do you

0:30:37.960 --> 0:30:38.400
<v Speaker 2>fuck with me?

0:30:38.480 --> 0:30:41.120
<v Speaker 3>Or what her text him? Or like am I pulling

0:30:41.200 --> 0:30:41.640
<v Speaker 3>up tonight?

0:30:41.760 --> 0:30:44.040
<v Speaker 1>Or not where my hug at?

0:30:44.360 --> 0:30:44.840
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:30:45.320 --> 0:30:46.520
<v Speaker 1>Pulling up? Where's my hug?

0:30:46.760 --> 0:30:47.680
<v Speaker 3>Showed me them one time.

0:30:47.720 --> 0:30:49.800
<v Speaker 1>It was so fucking it was. It was one of

0:30:49.840 --> 0:30:50.880
<v Speaker 1>the funniest things I've ever.

0:30:50.920 --> 0:30:54.160
<v Speaker 2>Well because once like a romantic process my nervous.

0:30:53.840 --> 0:30:56.360
<v Speaker 1>It's not recording, that's recording. Okay, sorry, I'm like, I

0:30:56.600 --> 0:30:57.200
<v Speaker 1>know you're.

0:30:57.040 --> 0:31:00.120
<v Speaker 2>Good specifically with a man, because.

0:31:00.680 --> 0:31:04.600
<v Speaker 1>You at girls like you're swaggy. Yeah, like when you

0:31:04.640 --> 0:31:09.320
<v Speaker 1>when Ya puts that silicone on, she becomes the rizler.

0:31:11.960 --> 0:31:15.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. No, women are just too smart. Women

0:31:15.280 --> 0:31:18.400
<v Speaker 2>are too smart. They can see through being trolled over text.

0:31:18.920 --> 0:31:24.120
<v Speaker 2>Men no matter, they're like pseudo intelligence, so dumb, like

0:31:24.320 --> 0:31:25.480
<v Speaker 2>genuinely like.

0:31:33.080 --> 0:31:36.160
<v Speaker 1>Because it's a drag race clip. It's a drag race reference.

0:31:36.240 --> 0:31:41.160
<v Speaker 2>You don't get it.

0:31:41.360 --> 0:31:43.280
<v Speaker 3>The clip that I've seen like five times.

0:31:43.120 --> 0:31:46.120
<v Speaker 2>Girl, fuck you, oh five times the clip you've seen,

0:31:46.160 --> 0:31:47.840
<v Speaker 2>not the episode you've seen five times.

0:31:47.920 --> 0:31:51.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh my god. We rewatched the entire season of

0:31:52.080 --> 0:31:52.760
<v Speaker 1>All Star too.

0:31:52.840 --> 0:31:54.400
<v Speaker 2>That was one of my favorite days. We've had in

0:31:54.480 --> 0:31:57.520
<v Speaker 2>so long, and it's like rainy, I mean to say

0:31:57.560 --> 0:32:01.480
<v Speaker 2>that is actually I take that back, you know, yeah yeah, yeah, no, no,

0:32:01.400 --> 0:32:01.960
<v Speaker 2>I really do.

0:32:02.120 --> 0:32:02.200
<v Speaker 6>No.

0:32:02.320 --> 0:32:03.720
<v Speaker 1>I actually it was really nice.

0:32:03.800 --> 0:32:05.920
<v Speaker 2>It was just like a loving day.

0:32:06.080 --> 0:32:08.280
<v Speaker 1>Like I was like, Wow, we were taking care of

0:32:08.280 --> 0:32:08.680
<v Speaker 1>each other.

0:32:08.760 --> 0:32:15.080
<v Speaker 2>We will make love. Wait. But yeah, men are just

0:32:15.120 --> 0:32:18.160
<v Speaker 2>easy to troll, so like, once the romantic prospect is

0:32:18.200 --> 0:32:20.120
<v Speaker 2>out the window, it's hard for it not to become

0:32:20.240 --> 0:32:22.320
<v Speaker 2>like you know what it is. I don't use chat,

0:32:22.360 --> 0:32:26.720
<v Speaker 2>GBT or AI and stuff, so I just use random

0:32:26.760 --> 0:32:31.960
<v Speaker 2>men who I don't respect anymore. That's fucked up.

0:32:32.000 --> 0:32:34.800
<v Speaker 1>You gotta let it out. Let it out, out, Let

0:32:34.840 --> 0:32:37.440
<v Speaker 1>it out out. Okay, what's your embarrassing crush story?

0:32:38.360 --> 0:32:42.040
<v Speaker 3>Actually, like, I have never been embarrassed in front of

0:32:42.040 --> 0:32:45.200
<v Speaker 3>a crush. It's so crazy. I lock in every single time. Now.

0:32:45.400 --> 0:32:46.360
<v Speaker 3>The only one that I can think of.

0:32:46.480 --> 0:32:48.320
<v Speaker 2>It I believe you. For like a split second, I

0:32:48.360 --> 0:32:51.840
<v Speaker 2>was like, there's absolutely no way this person who like

0:32:51.880 --> 0:32:54.120
<v Speaker 2>I feel like you can turn things that are not

0:32:54.200 --> 0:32:55.720
<v Speaker 2>embarrassing embarrassing in your head.

0:32:56.560 --> 0:33:00.720
<v Speaker 1>Oh so I The only one I can think of

0:33:01.120 --> 0:33:03.560
<v Speaker 1>is I was acting different with his facial expressions ever

0:33:03.560 --> 0:33:06.120
<v Speaker 1>since he got guy camp click It.

0:33:10.000 --> 0:33:12.680
<v Speaker 3>That I can think of is I didn't really have

0:33:12.720 --> 0:33:14.400
<v Speaker 3>a crush on her, but I had gone on like

0:33:14.520 --> 0:33:18.200
<v Speaker 3>multiple days. This was a long I thought you were gay, bro,

0:33:18.440 --> 0:33:19.560
<v Speaker 3>this was a long time ago.

0:33:19.680 --> 0:33:21.280
<v Speaker 1>You're not allowed to be on this set if you're

0:33:21.280 --> 0:33:21.640
<v Speaker 1>not gay.

0:33:21.720 --> 0:33:24.400
<v Speaker 3>You know that I know, and that's why I switched

0:33:24.640 --> 0:33:26.920
<v Speaker 3>to the other one. Okay, I was on a date

0:33:26.960 --> 0:33:30.040
<v Speaker 3>and I remember I wouldn't say i'd like a huge

0:33:30.080 --> 0:33:33.000
<v Speaker 3>crush her, but I was like, she's cute and I'm interested.

0:33:33.280 --> 0:33:36.320
<v Speaker 3>But I wasn't like a real I think I was

0:33:36.320 --> 0:33:40.520
<v Speaker 3>like twenty four did you hit No, dude, of course

0:33:40.560 --> 0:33:41.840
<v Speaker 3>I didn't. I'm about to tell you the rest of

0:33:41.880 --> 0:33:45.000
<v Speaker 3>the story and you'll see what happens. Basically, we got

0:33:45.080 --> 0:33:47.760
<v Speaker 3>on like a few dates and then she was like

0:33:49.280 --> 0:33:52.200
<v Speaker 3>she kind of went silent at one point and she said,

0:33:53.440 --> 0:33:55.480
<v Speaker 3>have you ever seen Sex in the City. I said,

0:33:55.520 --> 0:33:57.200
<v Speaker 3>oh my god, yes, I love sex in the City

0:33:57.600 --> 0:34:01.360
<v Speaker 3>and she was like, I don't really like it, but

0:34:01.360 --> 0:34:08.759
<v Speaker 3>but she said, do you know who Big is? I'm like, yes,

0:34:08.880 --> 0:34:11.000
<v Speaker 3>of course, and she's like, do you know who Burger is?

0:34:11.800 --> 0:34:14.640
<v Speaker 3>And I said yes. And for those that haven't watched

0:34:14.680 --> 0:34:17.160
<v Speaker 3>Sex in the City, Burger is this guy that Carrie

0:34:17.200 --> 0:34:21.399
<v Speaker 3>Bradshaw dates who's kind of this nervous, neurotic guy that

0:34:21.480 --> 0:34:24.560
<v Speaker 3>has kind of shockingly similar bone structure to me. And

0:34:24.640 --> 0:34:28.520
<v Speaker 3>she goes, yeah, you really remind me of Burger. Oh god,

0:34:28.920 --> 0:34:31.080
<v Speaker 3>which isn't like it's not the worst thing in the world.

0:34:31.160 --> 0:34:34.560
<v Speaker 3>It's not great, but it's also like it's leaning towards

0:34:34.560 --> 0:34:37.239
<v Speaker 3>not good. And she said, I think I'm gonna end

0:34:37.320 --> 0:34:40.719
<v Speaker 3>up with a big to be honest, and then I

0:34:40.880 --> 0:34:44.279
<v Speaker 3>was like, oh my god, but that's that's I think

0:34:44.320 --> 0:34:48.480
<v Speaker 3>the only one. And honestly it was immediately redeeming because

0:34:48.480 --> 0:34:51.280
<v Speaker 3>it was like, this is a funny story to tell people,

0:34:51.960 --> 0:34:54.920
<v Speaker 3>but I'm sure I have been humiliated in front of it,

0:34:55.040 --> 0:34:57.680
<v Speaker 3>like an actual crush, but I probably trauma blocked it.

0:34:58.280 --> 0:34:59.600
<v Speaker 3>I little tea trauma blocked it.

0:35:00.200 --> 0:35:04.160
<v Speaker 1>This girl I made out with, it's like all of

0:35:04.200 --> 0:35:08.960
<v Speaker 1>these bitches from my past life that are still trying

0:35:09.000 --> 0:35:13.200
<v Speaker 1>to fucking get my attention. These females. Bro, it's crazy.

0:35:13.360 --> 0:35:19.200
<v Speaker 1>I kissed this girl. Tell me why. She just posted

0:35:19.280 --> 0:35:21.640
<v Speaker 1>on her Instagram and it's not this It's a different girl.

0:35:21.760 --> 0:35:24.239
<v Speaker 1>It's a different girl. It's the third girl in the

0:35:24.280 --> 0:35:27.400
<v Speaker 1>last three months. She just got proposed to by her

0:35:27.440 --> 0:35:30.279
<v Speaker 1>man and she was posting it so I would see it. Yeah,

0:35:31.920 --> 0:35:35.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, you are so toxic, Like we are never

0:35:35.800 --> 0:35:37.520
<v Speaker 1>getting back together girl like.

0:35:38.040 --> 0:35:39.160
<v Speaker 2>Q Taylor Swift.

0:35:39.400 --> 0:35:41.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the tear drops on.

0:35:42.040 --> 0:35:44.400
<v Speaker 2>Listen to yourself. We're never getting back together.

0:35:46.320 --> 0:35:54.120
<v Speaker 1>And her Man her Man is mid you like her

0:35:54.120 --> 0:35:54.919
<v Speaker 1>man is not hot.

0:35:55.000 --> 0:36:00.000
<v Speaker 2>I would not hit, okay, you only you only say

0:36:00.200 --> 0:36:02.480
<v Speaker 2>go ahead to somebody who's partner if you would hit.

0:36:02.719 --> 0:36:06.480
<v Speaker 1>But it is kind of crazy, literally, like there's only

0:36:06.560 --> 0:36:12.480
<v Speaker 1>like one girl left that hasn't gotten married or had

0:36:12.480 --> 0:36:15.680
<v Speaker 1>a child yet from my past, all of them.

0:36:15.800 --> 0:36:17.760
<v Speaker 2>I mean, it makes sense. We are getting to that age.

0:36:17.800 --> 0:36:20.239
<v Speaker 2>I know we're like the average.

0:36:19.800 --> 0:36:24.160
<v Speaker 1>Dude being twenty one is fucked up.

0:36:25.520 --> 0:36:27.480
<v Speaker 3>I know, I feel like I don't have everything figured

0:36:27.480 --> 0:36:30.000
<v Speaker 3>out yet. But I'm also like, I'm only twenty two,

0:36:30.239 --> 0:36:31.600
<v Speaker 3>so we just.

0:36:31.520 --> 0:36:33.240
<v Speaker 1>We just graduated college.

0:36:33.440 --> 0:36:36.440
<v Speaker 2>Like bitch, I'm twenty seven and I'm so happy. I

0:36:36.560 --> 0:36:39.640
<v Speaker 2>so happy. It is so insane though, because.

0:36:41.000 --> 0:36:42.640
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I want you to break down your outfit

0:36:42.719 --> 0:36:50.840
<v Speaker 1>after you finish that because I got to do it.

0:36:50.880 --> 0:36:52.640
<v Speaker 2>Did you do it because you needed to?

0:36:52.719 --> 0:36:52.839
<v Speaker 1>Like?

0:36:52.880 --> 0:36:54.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, you did it because you were you're gonna

0:36:54.600 --> 0:36:55.359
<v Speaker 2>wear those every day?

0:36:55.480 --> 0:36:58.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I was just making it very apparent that I'm

0:36:58.080 --> 0:37:00.359
<v Speaker 1>gonna wear these see.

0:36:59.520 --> 0:37:07.520
<v Speaker 2>Those short Ever, my outfit is these silk tabby Margiella

0:37:09.120 --> 0:37:13.399
<v Speaker 2>flats I got in like twenty twenty one. They were

0:37:13.400 --> 0:37:15.720
<v Speaker 2>like one of my first like I'm.

0:37:15.600 --> 0:37:19.160
<v Speaker 1>Doing it big, I was in, you wear the fuck

0:37:19.440 --> 0:37:21.640
<v Speaker 1>out of those. They're kind of cute. I like them,

0:37:21.760 --> 0:37:22.879
<v Speaker 1>how distressed they are.

0:37:23.040 --> 0:37:26.840
<v Speaker 2>Well, I am like a firm believer, especially because I

0:37:26.880 --> 0:37:32.719
<v Speaker 2>grew up not with without nice things, and now that

0:37:32.760 --> 0:37:34.839
<v Speaker 2>I have access to nice things, I try to just

0:37:34.880 --> 0:37:37.759
<v Speaker 2>like ferm it and like wear the things like that.

0:37:37.840 --> 0:37:41.439
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. And then I have this skirt which

0:37:41.480 --> 0:37:44.120
<v Speaker 2>I actually immediately take back what I just said because

0:37:44.120 --> 0:37:46.880
<v Speaker 2>I never wear this because it's like memorabilia more than

0:37:46.920 --> 0:37:49.000
<v Speaker 2>it is anything to me. And this is like the

0:37:49.080 --> 0:37:52.960
<v Speaker 2>craziest thing I ever purchased. It's the skirt to the

0:37:53.040 --> 0:37:57.640
<v Speaker 2>Issi Miyaki Iya Takano collaboration that they did two thousand

0:37:57.640 --> 0:38:00.759
<v Speaker 2>and four. Oh my god, no way, I'll tell the

0:38:00.800 --> 0:38:03.879
<v Speaker 2>story of that because it's literally so funny. And then

0:38:03.920 --> 0:38:07.040
<v Speaker 2>I have the matching tank top, but I wear them separate.

0:38:07.080 --> 0:38:08.880
<v Speaker 2>I wear the tank top out more often because I

0:38:08.920 --> 0:38:11.680
<v Speaker 2>feel like it's safer to wear that this one just

0:38:11.719 --> 0:38:14.160
<v Speaker 2>because of like how fragile it is. I am a

0:38:14.320 --> 0:38:16.680
<v Speaker 2>beast with my feet, as we know, Like I just

0:38:16.719 --> 0:38:20.280
<v Speaker 2>stopped out and I've like destroyed a lot of random skirts,

0:38:20.280 --> 0:38:22.520
<v Speaker 2>and so I don't trust myself to wear this one

0:38:22.520 --> 0:38:28.560
<v Speaker 2>out as often. This is a Cuckoo Intimates tank top

0:38:28.760 --> 0:38:33.239
<v Speaker 2>like culture top thingy. No, it's just a tank top.

0:38:33.640 --> 0:38:37.440
<v Speaker 2>This is like this random wool sweater I got in

0:38:37.520 --> 0:38:39.560
<v Speaker 2>New York like four years ago.

0:38:39.800 --> 0:38:41.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to released the moths on it.

0:38:42.040 --> 0:38:43.759
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'm not kidding. As I'm looking at it,

0:38:43.800 --> 0:38:45.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh, the moths are kind of starting to

0:38:45.360 --> 0:38:47.320
<v Speaker 2>get to it. I have to replace my moth balls

0:38:48.480 --> 0:38:51.520
<v Speaker 2>in the suitter closet. Yeah, I have like furs in

0:38:51.560 --> 0:38:56.319
<v Speaker 2>there and like coats that are woolen stuff in there. Yeah,

0:38:56.320 --> 0:38:57.120
<v Speaker 2>And I think that's it.

0:38:57.239 --> 0:39:03.800
<v Speaker 1>Huh Okay, he wants attention so bad. That's that's narcissists behavior.

0:39:03.960 --> 0:39:07.600
<v Speaker 1>Guys dying. No, but I did hear this thing about

0:39:07.640 --> 0:39:11.680
<v Speaker 1>like narcissist behaviors. They're always like clearing their throat or

0:39:11.800 --> 0:39:15.040
<v Speaker 1>like coughing really loudly, and it's.

0:39:14.840 --> 0:39:17.560
<v Speaker 3>Just people that are sick in the hospital.

0:39:17.920 --> 0:39:19.960
<v Speaker 1>Like, bro, you don't you don't you have cancer. You

0:39:19.960 --> 0:39:21.960
<v Speaker 1>don't need to be coughing at that. It's like you're

0:39:22.000 --> 0:39:23.520
<v Speaker 1>a narciss you just want fucking attention.

0:39:23.560 --> 0:39:26.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. I actually am going crazy because earlier

0:39:26.120 --> 0:39:30.400
<v Speaker 2>today I was trying to remember the the the phrase

0:39:30.560 --> 0:39:33.799
<v Speaker 2>no shirt, no shoes, no service, no shirt. When I

0:39:33.840 --> 0:39:36.600
<v Speaker 2>tried to remember it, I was like, no hat, no hair,

0:39:36.719 --> 0:39:38.560
<v Speaker 2>no service. That was the first thing that hme in

0:39:38.640 --> 0:39:42.160
<v Speaker 2>my mind. No hair, like no hat, no hair, no service,

0:39:42.560 --> 0:39:44.960
<v Speaker 2>or like no hair, no hat, no service, and then

0:39:45.840 --> 0:39:48.320
<v Speaker 2>laughing in my head because yeah, I was like, wait, Loki,

0:39:48.440 --> 0:39:50.560
<v Speaker 2>kind of a vibe like those are two things I

0:39:50.600 --> 0:39:52.799
<v Speaker 2>don't think I would want because more than like they

0:39:52.880 --> 0:39:56.680
<v Speaker 2>be a ball guy who's wearing a hat. And then

0:39:56.960 --> 0:39:58.319
<v Speaker 2>I was like, damn, but that's kind of fucked up.

0:39:58.360 --> 0:40:01.320
<v Speaker 2>I have no I know, and I am a talking.

0:40:01.200 --> 0:40:07.239
<v Speaker 1>Male pattern baldness, like.

0:40:05.520 --> 0:40:08.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, I like again we've had that conversation. Everyone's

0:40:08.960 --> 0:40:11.440
<v Speaker 2>hair should be exactly what it is.

0:40:11.560 --> 0:40:14.200
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I can't talk shit because I take drugs

0:40:14.200 --> 0:40:17.520
<v Speaker 1>to keep my hairline. But also I don't think I

0:40:17.560 --> 0:40:20.320
<v Speaker 1>actually need them. I think I was schizophrenic.

0:40:20.960 --> 0:40:23.640
<v Speaker 3>I told you that. No, everyone told me that you

0:40:23.680 --> 0:40:24.880
<v Speaker 3>have really good hair genetics.

0:40:25.000 --> 0:40:26.839
<v Speaker 1>Yeah I don't. I really don't think I need it.

0:40:26.920 --> 0:40:29.920
<v Speaker 1>But I mean I did like densify my hairline a

0:40:29.960 --> 0:40:33.879
<v Speaker 1>little bit, but it was just like natural, like regression

0:40:34.000 --> 0:40:36.520
<v Speaker 1>that every man goes through. And I thought I was balding.

0:40:36.600 --> 0:40:41.440
<v Speaker 3>But we were in Austin. I was you were hair

0:40:41.520 --> 0:40:43.880
<v Speaker 3>mugging me. I kept look at your hair. I was like,

0:40:44.040 --> 0:40:45.640
<v Speaker 3>it's such a it's such a nice texture.

0:40:45.880 --> 0:40:47.319
<v Speaker 1>Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.

0:40:47.440 --> 0:40:47.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:40:47.640 --> 0:40:53.040
<v Speaker 1>We were in Austin doing some really fun ship with

0:40:53.080 --> 0:40:58.560
<v Speaker 1>some really fun people. Didn't kill TONI ton Austin and

0:40:59.000 --> 0:41:01.520
<v Speaker 1>Joe Rogan was on the panel and he loved me

0:41:01.560 --> 0:41:02.840
<v Speaker 1>and Kai and we're going on.

0:41:02.880 --> 0:41:06.440
<v Speaker 2>They gave you the little book. He gave you the

0:41:06.440 --> 0:41:07.200
<v Speaker 2>Book of Jokes.

0:41:07.440 --> 0:41:10.239
<v Speaker 3>Yes, and lucky. Joe Rogan actually said our set was

0:41:10.280 --> 0:41:13.640
<v Speaker 3>too edgy for him. Yeah, I know. I was like, Okay,

0:41:14.960 --> 0:41:16.200
<v Speaker 3>crazy crazy ship.

0:41:16.320 --> 0:41:19.000
<v Speaker 1>They won't even air it, bro No, they won't even

0:41:19.040 --> 0:41:21.000
<v Speaker 1>air that ship. They'll think it will literally get the

0:41:21.080 --> 0:41:21.560
<v Speaker 1>channel down.

0:41:21.719 --> 0:41:26.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the channel. They'll get demonetized. We single handedly demonetized

0:41:26.040 --> 0:41:29.200
<v Speaker 3>kill Tony. Oh my god, we didn't do it, kill Tony.

0:41:29.239 --> 0:41:31.480
<v Speaker 3>We didn't even go in the Comedy Mothership, even though

0:41:31.480 --> 0:41:32.319
<v Speaker 3>I was begging Drew.

0:41:32.480 --> 0:41:34.160
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to go, begging, I.

0:41:34.080 --> 0:41:35.759
<v Speaker 3>Want to go to the Comedy Mothership. Now we were

0:41:35.760 --> 0:41:38.360
<v Speaker 3>in a We did a cameo on a movie and

0:41:38.400 --> 0:41:41.360
<v Speaker 3>we fucking destroyed it. We had the whole set like crying, lasting,

0:41:41.680 --> 0:41:44.160
<v Speaker 3>they were screaming, and we bodied them.

0:41:44.840 --> 0:41:50.040
<v Speaker 1>Wow, shut out Liam and Jordans motorists.

0:41:51.160 --> 0:41:53.120
<v Speaker 2>I was just here. I got left behind. I wasn't

0:41:53.160 --> 0:41:56.279
<v Speaker 2>invited to the big party, the big fucking movie SAT.

0:41:56.360 --> 0:41:59.520
<v Speaker 2>I was invited to kill Tony with us. It's actually insane.

0:41:59.520 --> 0:42:03.520
<v Speaker 2>How killed Tony died? Really he did, but like months

0:42:03.560 --> 0:42:07.919
<v Speaker 2>ago now overdose? Oh my god, I just he left

0:42:07.920 --> 0:42:09.000
<v Speaker 2>a note behind.

0:42:09.440 --> 0:42:11.719
<v Speaker 1>All comedians killed themselves in a hotel room.

0:42:12.280 --> 0:42:14.360
<v Speaker 2>Well, okay, I wouldn't say that word.

0:42:14.200 --> 0:42:21.120
<v Speaker 1>For him, but I did see this clip of theo

0:42:21.320 --> 0:42:25.279
<v Speaker 1>Von falling at Trump's like inauguration or some shit like.

0:42:25.239 --> 0:42:26.320
<v Speaker 3>That in the chair.

0:42:26.880 --> 0:42:29.640
<v Speaker 1>That is the most humiliating thing I think you could

0:42:29.680 --> 0:42:34.920
<v Speaker 1>ever do it, exactly expect in front of Trump period,

0:42:35.840 --> 0:42:39.919
<v Speaker 1>but like doing that in that moment, like especially as

0:42:39.960 --> 0:42:42.560
<v Speaker 1>like the funny guy, Oh my god, that is so

0:42:42.640 --> 0:42:45.520
<v Speaker 1>mortifying because like it was obviously an accident, but like

0:42:45.560 --> 0:42:47.960
<v Speaker 1>you're the funny guy, so everyone thinks you're like doing

0:42:48.000 --> 0:42:52.399
<v Speaker 1>the funny thing, like oh my god, but like what's

0:42:52.440 --> 0:42:53.759
<v Speaker 1>the temperature on theo Von?

0:42:53.920 --> 0:42:55.600
<v Speaker 2>Like we don't like him?

0:42:54.840 --> 0:42:59.799
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I remember like everyone liked him for

0:42:59.880 --> 0:43:03.080
<v Speaker 1>like six months, myself included, and then he got close

0:43:03.120 --> 0:43:04.160
<v Speaker 1>to Trump and Kid Rock.

0:43:04.320 --> 0:43:09.840
<v Speaker 2>We're at such a moral like high stakes, low rewards

0:43:10.360 --> 0:43:17.120
<v Speaker 2>point of society right now, like moral groundings. It's like money.

0:43:17.320 --> 0:43:21.400
<v Speaker 2>It's like we overdid it, like Americans specifically, and this

0:43:21.560 --> 0:43:24.880
<v Speaker 2>is even myself, like we have such a consumption problem

0:43:24.920 --> 0:43:28.920
<v Speaker 2>that's beyond capitalism and is everything every single thing we

0:43:29.160 --> 0:43:31.840
<v Speaker 2>touch we want to own to its entirety, and that

0:43:31.960 --> 0:43:35.359
<v Speaker 2>spread into the moral compass and now it is skewed everybody,

0:43:35.480 --> 0:43:39.719
<v Speaker 2>Like it's just so odd. Everything is connected to some

0:43:39.800 --> 0:43:42.359
<v Speaker 2>funky town ash shit. And that is why I think

0:43:42.400 --> 0:43:46.000
<v Speaker 2>we should just start stabbing people. Can I tell y'all

0:43:46.000 --> 0:43:47.560
<v Speaker 2>something you sab somebody?

0:43:47.640 --> 0:43:47.799
<v Speaker 1>Right?

0:43:47.880 --> 0:43:47.960
<v Speaker 3>No?

0:43:48.080 --> 0:43:49.320
<v Speaker 1>Can I tell you something crazy?

0:43:49.480 --> 0:43:50.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:43:50.640 --> 0:43:55.719
<v Speaker 1>So this wasn't I mean, I'm breaking like legitimate NBA's

0:43:56.000 --> 0:43:58.239
<v Speaker 1>like by saying this, but I'm like it's been long enough.

0:43:58.280 --> 0:44:02.520
<v Speaker 1>I think it's like Okay, but I'm doctor pimple Popper.

0:44:07.239 --> 0:44:11.520
<v Speaker 1>I've been doctor pimple Popper this whole time. That's what

0:44:11.680 --> 0:44:15.879
<v Speaker 1>the mask is. That's what the point of the mask is.

0:44:16.400 --> 0:44:19.720
<v Speaker 1>Face reveal. Craziest face reveal of all time.

0:44:20.000 --> 0:44:23.000
<v Speaker 2>That's so oddough because you don't have ples.

0:44:23.000 --> 0:44:27.920
<v Speaker 1>Because I pop them all. That's why you wake up

0:44:27.960 --> 0:44:29.960
<v Speaker 1>with me on your back. I'm popping those pimples.

0:44:30.520 --> 0:44:32.960
<v Speaker 2>Chill, don't accuse me of having that much bagne.

0:44:33.400 --> 0:44:35.440
<v Speaker 1>You and Kaio, Oh my god, come on.

0:44:35.840 --> 0:44:40.520
<v Speaker 2>I actually do spray my back neurotically with salicilic acid

0:44:40.520 --> 0:44:42.600
<v Speaker 2>because because of all my hair products. If I don't

0:44:42.680 --> 0:44:47.319
<v Speaker 2>Tower twenty one, we get backne is the Tower twenty one. No,

0:44:47.520 --> 0:44:52.000
<v Speaker 2>I use the the cbsrad It's in a blue bottle.

0:44:52.040 --> 0:44:55.319
<v Speaker 2>It's from the Murad company, and it's really good. It's

0:44:55.360 --> 0:44:59.000
<v Speaker 2>like a clarifying like it's specifically for like body acne,

0:44:59.000 --> 0:45:01.000
<v Speaker 2>but I use so many part on my body that like,

0:45:01.000 --> 0:45:03.040
<v Speaker 2>if I don't use something like that.

0:45:04.600 --> 0:45:09.600
<v Speaker 1>Guys, run do not walk. To CVS. They just released

0:45:09.600 --> 0:45:14.719
<v Speaker 1>their Sephora dupeline and it's got Tower twenty one, it's

0:45:14.760 --> 0:45:21.200
<v Speaker 1>got Drunk Elephant, it's got Lene lifts masks. Run do

0:45:21.360 --> 0:45:28.000
<v Speaker 1>not walk right. It's got choice, but it's actually kind

0:45:28.000 --> 0:45:30.799
<v Speaker 1>of crazy. On the bottles they reference like the ship

0:45:30.840 --> 0:45:33.120
<v Speaker 1>they're duping, and I'm like, is that like legal to do?

0:45:33.280 --> 0:45:34.400
<v Speaker 1>Like are they gonna get away with this?

0:45:36.040 --> 0:45:38.200
<v Speaker 2>Or are they gonna get away with this as it's

0:45:38.239 --> 0:45:41.960
<v Speaker 2>on a show ready for purchase like they get away

0:45:42.000 --> 0:45:43.480
<v Speaker 2>happens a long time ago.

0:45:44.080 --> 0:45:45.920
<v Speaker 1>Well, this is my last name.

0:45:46.000 --> 0:45:49.280
<v Speaker 2>Hey, Sabrina Carpetser, by the way, I think killed Taylor Swift,

0:45:49.560 --> 0:45:51.960
<v Speaker 2>Like I think she like killed her. I have not

0:45:52.120 --> 0:45:59.080
<v Speaker 2>seen that woman like since Sabrina Ohna's been like in

0:45:59.160 --> 0:46:00.759
<v Speaker 2>her fucking big big boob.

0:46:00.560 --> 0:46:05.640
<v Speaker 1>The sleeping beast. The sleeping beast is about to awake. Oh, Taylor,

0:46:06.480 --> 0:46:09.400
<v Speaker 1>She's gonna if you say her name one more time.

0:46:11.920 --> 0:46:14.759
<v Speaker 2>Like she I like, honestly, I also am in a

0:46:14.960 --> 0:46:18.120
<v Speaker 2>state where I'm also back to just loving everyone because

0:46:18.160 --> 0:46:19.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, not too much on.

0:46:19.600 --> 0:46:20.240
<v Speaker 1>My girl, Taylor.

0:46:20.320 --> 0:46:22.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, yeah, you are like camp right in the

0:46:22.640 --> 0:46:23.600
<v Speaker 2>fucking eye I love.

0:46:24.320 --> 0:46:26.080
<v Speaker 3>Can somebody stick up for Taylor Swift?

0:46:27.280 --> 0:46:34.120
<v Speaker 1>Taylor, this is Cardigan. Cardigan was is one of the

0:46:34.160 --> 0:46:37.640
<v Speaker 1>greatest songs ever made. There I said it, Cardigan.

0:46:37.840 --> 0:46:39.440
<v Speaker 2>I think august Off that album I.

0:46:39.440 --> 0:46:42.240
<v Speaker 1>Mean that album Folklore is literally just a good album.

0:46:42.440 --> 0:46:43.600
<v Speaker 1>Y'all ever been to Boobyola?

0:46:43.760 --> 0:46:46.520
<v Speaker 2>I know, we want to go to Boobyola? What else

0:46:46.560 --> 0:46:49.880
<v Speaker 2>is there? There's boobs too.

0:46:49.800 --> 0:46:51.200
<v Speaker 1>There's boobs, there's tits with a Z.

0:46:53.120 --> 0:46:55.160
<v Speaker 2>These are all places that we found on the weather

0:46:55.280 --> 0:46:56.440
<v Speaker 2>map because.

0:46:56.480 --> 0:47:00.000
<v Speaker 1>It's like one of It's one of the greatest achievements

0:47:00.080 --> 0:47:01.960
<v Speaker 1>in my life. Hold on, I'm just gonna go up

0:47:02.000 --> 0:47:10.400
<v Speaker 1>and show them.

0:47:10.440 --> 0:47:17.120
<v Speaker 6>So we got, we got day, we got coming, we

0:47:17.239 --> 0:47:23.000
<v Speaker 6>got Boobiala, we got a whole, we got fucking we

0:47:23.080 --> 0:47:29.840
<v Speaker 6>got vagina, we got Penis Cola, Cornville Countess.

0:47:30.680 --> 0:47:47.480
<v Speaker 7>It's Zy Intercourse eighty four, Sandwitch, Bagabilla, Anus, cocker Mouth,

0:47:49.360 --> 0:47:50.200
<v Speaker 7>cooch Land.

0:47:50.719 --> 0:47:54.520
<v Speaker 1>Ha, Oh, that's it.

0:47:55.160 --> 0:47:59.120
<v Speaker 2>Whoa, y'all, don't kill yourself. Twenty seven is actually lit.

0:47:59.160 --> 0:47:59.799
<v Speaker 1>They're all lying.

0:48:00.200 --> 0:48:00.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm not kidding.

0:48:01.000 --> 0:48:01.640
<v Speaker 1>So I got.

0:48:01.480 --> 0:48:05.560
<v Speaker 2>Into the oh with Jenny, with fucking Jenny at Community

0:48:05.600 --> 0:48:07.960
<v Speaker 2>Goods ny the boy I mentioned in the last episode

0:48:08.000 --> 0:48:10.560
<v Speaker 2>Who's a Listener. I was talking to her about how

0:48:10.600 --> 0:48:14.359
<v Speaker 2>there's so much propaganda around twenty seven being the worst

0:48:14.440 --> 0:48:16.360
<v Speaker 2>year of your life, and I'm like, what's really happening

0:48:16.440 --> 0:48:18.680
<v Speaker 2>is a lot of you are actually terrified of yourself

0:48:18.680 --> 0:48:21.800
<v Speaker 2>and like prospect of change, and to you, change is

0:48:21.840 --> 0:48:24.800
<v Speaker 2>only negative because you can't imagine changing for the better. Baby,

0:48:24.880 --> 0:48:27.439
<v Speaker 2>I've been drinking lemonade my whole life, because what when

0:48:27.520 --> 0:48:30.759
<v Speaker 2>God gives you what you make? What twenty seven has?

0:48:31.000 --> 0:48:32.319
<v Speaker 1>God gives you, you make them?

0:48:36.760 --> 0:48:42.320
<v Speaker 3>H when God gives you you make Jenkam, Yes, yes,

0:48:42.360 --> 0:48:42.960
<v Speaker 3>it is that.

0:48:43.080 --> 0:48:44.480
<v Speaker 2>No, I don't want to know. I don't want to

0:48:44.600 --> 0:48:46.239
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to know. You can move your face

0:48:46.239 --> 0:48:48.160
<v Speaker 2>like a muppet sometimes, Like when you do that, you

0:48:48.200 --> 0:48:49.200
<v Speaker 2>remind me of a muppet.

0:48:49.360 --> 0:48:51.840
<v Speaker 1>Thank you, which is because I have so much fat

0:48:51.880 --> 0:48:53.920
<v Speaker 1>in my face and that's a good thing. That's what

0:48:53.960 --> 0:48:58.640
<v Speaker 1>I say, college fat. I'm gonna be gorgeous until I'm sixty.

0:48:58.800 --> 0:49:00.560
<v Speaker 3>You like, don't have that, all of.

0:49:00.520 --> 0:49:04.000
<v Speaker 2>Y'all who allowed yourselves to go into a dermatologist or

0:49:04.040 --> 0:49:07.120
<v Speaker 2>whatever the fuck esthetician's office and let them cut your

0:49:07.360 --> 0:49:10.920
<v Speaker 2>baby faut off your face like perjudo, bitch, that's crazy.

0:49:11.120 --> 0:49:11.759
<v Speaker 1>Don't do that.

0:49:12.200 --> 0:49:13.319
<v Speaker 2>Why did you do that?

0:49:13.600 --> 0:49:15.280
<v Speaker 1>I still want to get it, but I'm not gonna

0:49:15.320 --> 0:49:15.640
<v Speaker 1>get it.

0:49:16.560 --> 0:49:19.000
<v Speaker 2>I also live in the world of like I at

0:49:19.000 --> 0:49:23.080
<v Speaker 2>this point have avoided any sort of cosmetic thing ever

0:49:24.239 --> 0:49:29.200
<v Speaker 2>so I'm just I'm never so what did I do?

0:49:30.239 --> 0:49:32.919
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm just trying to start rumors. I just love

0:49:33.120 --> 0:49:35.759
<v Speaker 1>I love like being like Enya's on ozembic and she

0:49:35.840 --> 0:49:36.960
<v Speaker 1>got plastic surgery.

0:49:37.360 --> 0:49:39.800
<v Speaker 2>Dude, when I first went in for my like third

0:49:39.880 --> 0:49:42.600
<v Speaker 2>nose job, it was Gnarley that when I was.

0:49:42.560 --> 0:49:44.440
<v Speaker 1>Like, I have to cut it, that was Michael jacks

0:49:44.440 --> 0:49:48.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh what oh? What's the deal with Michael Jackson and Pepsi? Like,

0:49:48.239 --> 0:49:50.520
<v Speaker 1>I know, I probably know what it is, but like

0:49:50.600 --> 0:49:53.280
<v Speaker 1>everyone's talking about it and it's not ringing any bells,

0:49:53.320 --> 0:49:54.360
<v Speaker 1>So I need someone to tell me.

0:49:54.320 --> 0:49:56.480
<v Speaker 2>You like, didn't want to do a Pepsi deal. He

0:49:56.560 --> 0:49:58.359
<v Speaker 2>agreed to it because it was a bunch of money.

0:49:58.400 --> 0:50:00.439
<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure it was this whole thing within his team.

0:50:00.480 --> 0:50:01.840
<v Speaker 2>His team was like, you should do it whatever. And

0:50:01.880 --> 0:50:03.719
<v Speaker 2>that was around the time I think he was also

0:50:03.719 --> 0:50:06.560
<v Speaker 2>partnering with fucking Disney and Ship and on the set

0:50:06.640 --> 0:50:09.920
<v Speaker 2>pyrotechnics went wrong and he got burned.

0:50:10.760 --> 0:50:12.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I did not know that.

0:50:12.360 --> 0:50:13.239
<v Speaker 2>Did you actually not know that?

0:50:13.360 --> 0:50:14.160
<v Speaker 1>I did not know that.

0:50:14.160 --> 0:50:16.000
<v Speaker 2>That's why in like South Park and Ship they would

0:50:16.000 --> 0:50:18.960
<v Speaker 2>always like burn him because he was literally a burn

0:50:19.400 --> 0:50:23.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Hey, listen, like I've been saying a

0:50:23.480 --> 0:50:25.600
<v Speaker 2>little bit of sweet, a little bit of ours. You

0:50:25.680 --> 0:50:29.560
<v Speaker 2>do wrong, you might get say season.

0:50:29.400 --> 0:50:33.040
<v Speaker 1>Yin and yang. For how much good you have, bad

0:50:33.120 --> 0:50:35.719
<v Speaker 1>will follow. It will always balance out, and.

0:50:35.640 --> 0:50:37.040
<v Speaker 2>That's why get burned.

0:50:37.560 --> 0:50:44.400
<v Speaker 1>But Pepsi's like fucking everybody up. They got Kindle Kardashian too.

0:50:44.800 --> 0:50:47.640
<v Speaker 3>Your stand up. This is like a glimpse into a

0:50:47.719 --> 0:50:51.839
<v Speaker 3>parallel universe where you do stand up comedy like everybody else.

0:50:51.880 --> 0:50:57.319
<v Speaker 2>They got comedy and a Heckler front and center. Who's,

0:50:58.600 --> 0:51:00.319
<v Speaker 2>as I say, on a vibance. But I think if

0:51:00.360 --> 0:51:02.560
<v Speaker 2>I was on a vivans at a comedy show, I

0:51:02.560 --> 0:51:03.560
<v Speaker 2>would kill myself.

0:51:03.640 --> 0:51:05.879
<v Speaker 1>This would be my stand up. What's your job?

0:51:07.200 --> 0:51:09.040
<v Speaker 3>Where can I make podcasts?

0:51:10.800 --> 0:51:13.319
<v Speaker 1>What are you in front of the camera? Behind the camera?

0:51:13.360 --> 0:51:14.720
<v Speaker 1>Please tell me behind the camera.

0:51:15.200 --> 0:51:21.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm behind the camera. I'm not even a joke.

0:51:24.280 --> 0:51:27.680
<v Speaker 1>That's all comedy is nowadays. It's just fucking crowd work.

0:51:28.840 --> 0:51:30.959
<v Speaker 1>The people are telling you we're going.

0:51:30.680 --> 0:51:36.800
<v Speaker 2>Through literally like we're watching the deterioration of like deterioration, deterioration.

0:51:37.000 --> 0:51:38.040
<v Speaker 2>Did I say it right the first time?

0:51:38.080 --> 0:51:38.719
<v Speaker 3>Deterioration?

0:51:39.560 --> 0:51:41.560
<v Speaker 2>I think I think the word coming out of my

0:51:41.560 --> 0:51:46.000
<v Speaker 2>mouth just scared me. I scared myself. But we're watching

0:51:46.040 --> 0:51:53.000
<v Speaker 2>the full decline of every social skill imaginable because people

0:51:53.040 --> 0:51:56.240
<v Speaker 2>are getting all of their social interactions from the comfort

0:51:56.280 --> 0:52:00.640
<v Speaker 2>of their home. So comedy landing now when a crowd

0:52:00.640 --> 0:52:04.759
<v Speaker 2>workspace makes sense because people cannot believe that there is

0:52:04.800 --> 0:52:08.960
<v Speaker 2>a human who can go outside and not only stand

0:52:09.000 --> 0:52:11.440
<v Speaker 2>on the stage, but stand on the business and have

0:52:11.520 --> 0:52:14.160
<v Speaker 2>a back and forth that would make you laugh. It's

0:52:14.200 --> 0:52:17.719
<v Speaker 2>like I thought they only did that in the movies. Like,

0:52:17.800 --> 0:52:19.400
<v Speaker 2>people can't believe it anymore.

0:52:19.520 --> 0:52:23.160
<v Speaker 3>You know, there's the thing where all animals evolve.

0:52:23.239 --> 0:52:27.520
<v Speaker 1>The camera back to us, you know how, there's that

0:52:27.560 --> 0:52:29.600
<v Speaker 1>thing with all the animals and they evolve.

0:52:33.520 --> 0:52:35.520
<v Speaker 2>Wait, put the camera back on and slap him. I'll

0:52:35.560 --> 0:52:39.200
<v Speaker 2>hold your mic. Cut the camera. Wait no, uh do

0:52:39.280 --> 0:52:40.880
<v Speaker 2>we show the slap? Just cut the camera. Slap in

0:52:40.920 --> 0:52:50.520
<v Speaker 2>the Okay, are you saying animals?

0:52:52.080 --> 0:52:54.040
<v Speaker 3>No? We want to hear from you.

0:52:54.080 --> 0:52:56.279
<v Speaker 2>See, this is the problem. Every time every time we

0:52:56.320 --> 0:52:58.480
<v Speaker 2>ask him to speak, he's like, I don't want to speak,

0:52:58.520 --> 0:52:59.680
<v Speaker 2>and then he wonders why.

0:52:59.560 --> 0:53:04.520
<v Speaker 3>Like normal, it's not normal. I'm not being dramatic. It's

0:53:04.560 --> 0:53:05.200
<v Speaker 3>not normally A.

0:53:05.239 --> 0:53:09.640
<v Speaker 1>Hit pussy isn't normally be a pussy network.

0:53:11.480 --> 0:53:15.920
<v Speaker 3>That was good. Uh, you know all animals have all

0:53:16.040 --> 0:53:18.759
<v Speaker 3>to crab form. Oh yeah, I have a theory that

0:53:18.920 --> 0:53:22.160
<v Speaker 3>all media is just evolving to turning into a podcast.

0:53:22.480 --> 0:53:25.799
<v Speaker 3>Like that's why what's happening to the Yeah, I mean.

0:53:25.760 --> 0:53:28.759
<v Speaker 2>Even with like yeah, yeah, And not to call you out,

0:53:28.800 --> 0:53:30.640
<v Speaker 2>I love you so much, And I think in taking

0:53:30.880 --> 0:53:35.920
<v Speaker 2>literature in general is especially right now a feat but

0:53:36.000 --> 0:53:37.960
<v Speaker 2>that's how I feel about how like now most books

0:53:37.960 --> 0:53:41.520
<v Speaker 2>are consumed via audio books, like even that is like

0:53:41.640 --> 0:53:44.080
<v Speaker 2>that is a sign of your theory being true, because

0:53:44.080 --> 0:53:49.160
<v Speaker 2>you can sit at your fucking desk in pure unadulterated

0:53:49.440 --> 0:53:55.200
<v Speaker 2>silence and agony, raking your brain for a story, typing

0:53:55.320 --> 0:53:58.880
<v Speaker 2>it out all for you to get the publishing thing,

0:53:58.920 --> 0:54:00.480
<v Speaker 2>and then you have to end up going into a

0:54:01.040 --> 0:54:04.399
<v Speaker 2>podcast studio probably and just reading it out loud.

0:54:05.040 --> 0:54:07.800
<v Speaker 1>No, I mean, I love an audio book. I'm not

0:54:07.840 --> 0:54:08.279
<v Speaker 1>gonna lie.

0:54:08.360 --> 0:54:09.719
<v Speaker 2>I know, I know, I know, I mean, I I

0:54:09.840 --> 0:54:13.399
<v Speaker 2>do too, like John Walks, and it is nice. There

0:54:13.480 --> 0:54:15.080
<v Speaker 2>are a lot of times where it is nice to

0:54:15.160 --> 0:54:19.719
<v Speaker 2>hear an author read something, especially like if it's personal. Yeah,

0:54:19.719 --> 0:54:22.880
<v Speaker 2>and there it changes a lot. So no hate to that,

0:54:23.040 --> 0:54:25.520
<v Speaker 2>but that was just like, But that's why I started

0:54:25.600 --> 0:54:26.279
<v Speaker 2>with like no hate.

0:54:26.640 --> 0:54:29.160
<v Speaker 3>Also, I used to drive a lot and I would

0:54:29.239 --> 0:54:33.160
<v Speaker 3>read sapphic literature while driving and then so you.

0:54:33.200 --> 0:54:35.839
<v Speaker 2>Didn't believe it it deserved the attention of you sat

0:54:35.960 --> 0:54:38.600
<v Speaker 2>down somewhere and giving it your all. You believed it

0:54:38.719 --> 0:54:43.800
<v Speaker 2>was only worthwhile to dull the silence of self isolation

0:54:43.920 --> 0:54:44.879
<v Speaker 2>in your brain while driving.

0:54:44.960 --> 0:54:48.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the existential dread that I feel in Los Angeles traffic.

0:54:48.800 --> 0:54:53.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm in La dirt bag charts.

0:54:54.000 --> 0:54:59.880
<v Speaker 3>That was literally sexy and you don't what but yeah, no,

0:55:00.000 --> 0:55:02.240
<v Speaker 3>I listened to sapic audiobooks while I drive. It's safer

0:55:03.640 --> 0:55:07.200
<v Speaker 3>instead of reading it, like, I listened to it with

0:55:07.280 --> 0:55:08.200
<v Speaker 3>my windows rolled down.

0:55:08.600 --> 0:55:10.520
<v Speaker 1>Can't take good with your like foot.

0:55:10.840 --> 0:55:14.320
<v Speaker 2>I am a nuisance about the volume of my music

0:55:14.640 --> 0:55:18.719
<v Speaker 2>and I do have my windows down all the time,

0:55:19.760 --> 0:55:22.200
<v Speaker 2>So you should do the sapphic.

0:55:21.880 --> 0:55:24.160
<v Speaker 3>Thing I do because I park in front of tenants

0:55:24.160 --> 0:55:29.680
<v Speaker 3>in the trees at three pm. At three pm, oh,

0:55:29.760 --> 0:55:32.680
<v Speaker 3>Drew's like device from the future fell off of his

0:55:32.840 --> 0:55:35.279
<v Speaker 3>phone that he got. Wait, so did you get the

0:55:35.360 --> 0:55:38.160
<v Speaker 3>mount for this thing before the device came? Yeah, okay, but.

0:55:38.600 --> 0:55:41.719
<v Speaker 1>I ordered a bundle and this piece came first, but

0:55:41.800 --> 0:55:45.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm not one hundred percent sure if the second piece

0:55:45.400 --> 0:55:49.200
<v Speaker 1>is gonna come, no find out.

0:55:50.680 --> 0:55:51.280
<v Speaker 2>Its gross.

0:55:51.719 --> 0:55:54.239
<v Speaker 1>The last thing I have to talk about, and I'll

0:55:54.280 --> 0:55:56.960
<v Speaker 1>be the one brave enough to say it. Leave Addison

0:55:57.080 --> 0:56:00.160
<v Speaker 1>Ray alone. She was drunk in front of one of

0:56:00.200 --> 0:56:03.960
<v Speaker 1>her idols. No one was fucking dancing at the abbey,

0:56:04.560 --> 0:56:08.560
<v Speaker 1>and she was excited and trying to get everyone to

0:56:08.640 --> 0:56:12.320
<v Speaker 1>move their fucking body instead of recording the goddamn set.

0:56:13.120 --> 0:56:17.040
<v Speaker 1>So I am just like, let Addison be drunk and

0:56:17.200 --> 0:56:19.440
<v Speaker 1>excited to be around Madonna and try to hype up

0:56:19.480 --> 0:56:19.880
<v Speaker 1>the crowd.

0:56:20.160 --> 0:56:22.480
<v Speaker 2>Not only that, though, but I actually did see a

0:56:22.560 --> 0:56:26.279
<v Speaker 2>TikTok from somebody who claims to have been present that night,

0:56:26.760 --> 0:56:30.879
<v Speaker 2>and they said, uh, he was talking about like how

0:56:31.360 --> 0:56:33.879
<v Speaker 2>he hates how quickly a narrative can get spun out

0:56:33.920 --> 0:56:38.520
<v Speaker 2>of control. Because in reality, yes, yes, yes, yes, she

0:56:38.640 --> 0:56:40.560
<v Speaker 2>did grab the mic, but she grabbed it for a

0:56:40.640 --> 0:56:44.080
<v Speaker 2>second to like, I think, agree with Addison and be like, yeah,

0:56:44.120 --> 0:56:46.480
<v Speaker 2>why are you stop filming? Put your phones down? And

0:56:46.560 --> 0:56:48.879
<v Speaker 2>she gave the mic back to Addison, and Addison had

0:56:48.920 --> 0:56:51.680
<v Speaker 2>it for like the rest of the time until Addison

0:56:51.920 --> 0:56:54.719
<v Speaker 2>decided to put it down and he was just like

0:56:55.200 --> 0:56:59.120
<v Speaker 2>nobody posted that bar. So like that bar, that bar.

0:56:59.360 --> 0:57:04.080
<v Speaker 1>It's always that, It's always that part. The narrative gets

0:57:04.360 --> 0:57:09.000
<v Speaker 1>fun right, careful, careful.

0:57:10.239 --> 0:57:14.040
<v Speaker 2>Meet a Charlotte's Web. Careful, careful because she's about to.

0:57:14.040 --> 0:57:15.000
<v Speaker 1>Should we watch that?

0:57:15.400 --> 0:57:17.320
<v Speaker 2>I would love to. I watched it recently. I literally

0:57:17.360 --> 0:57:18.840
<v Speaker 2>felt like a warm kiss. We could do a fire.

0:57:19.160 --> 0:57:21.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well we'll do a fire and want Charlotte's Web.

0:57:22.200 --> 0:57:23.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I can set foot in that

0:57:23.560 --> 0:57:24.040
<v Speaker 1>living room.

0:57:24.080 --> 0:57:27.400
<v Speaker 2>Actually, oh, come on, we'll make out. I got that.

0:57:27.480 --> 0:57:27.800
<v Speaker 3>I got that.

0:57:27.880 --> 0:57:29.480
<v Speaker 2>We could do it in your room. We can start

0:57:29.480 --> 0:57:30.160
<v Speaker 2>a fire in your room.

0:57:30.240 --> 0:57:32.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's start a bonfire in trying something new.

0:57:33.280 --> 0:57:35.479
<v Speaker 2>Everyone's so scared of trying something new. Start a fucking

0:57:35.560 --> 0:57:36.640
<v Speaker 2>fire in your room right now?

0:57:37.720 --> 0:57:40.440
<v Speaker 1>Burn it down. Yeah, but actually, like start burning down

0:57:40.480 --> 0:57:44.120
<v Speaker 1>warehouses at the jobs you work out, burn it okay?

0:57:44.280 --> 0:57:54.480
<v Speaker 4>Media, Hey, hey, media, hey, okay?

0:57:55.440 --> 0:57:58.600
<v Speaker 1>Uh Inyan Josiah showed me Tender Lover by baby Face.

0:57:58.720 --> 0:58:02.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh so good? Big on that song n L Slash

0:58:02.600 --> 0:58:13.760
<v Speaker 1>Kelly untitled nine Jump Style and Surrender by Suicide.

0:58:15.920 --> 0:58:17.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh that song is so good.

0:58:17.200 --> 0:58:21.080
<v Speaker 1>Maybe music Baby by Jane Remover Actually not? Maybe?

0:58:22.000 --> 0:58:27.120
<v Speaker 2>How do Yellow Port mine is Wild and Alone featuring

0:58:27.200 --> 0:58:36.680
<v Speaker 2>Pink Panthers by FKA, Twigs, Corrupted, Kodak Black, Run to Me,

0:58:36.920 --> 0:58:43.160
<v Speaker 2>Beg's and n Why Survivor, Randy and the Goats, Hey,

0:58:43.720 --> 0:58:45.200
<v Speaker 2>Randy and the lebron.

0:58:45.000 --> 0:58:49.600
<v Speaker 1>James, Oh my god, that was so second.

0:58:52.480 --> 0:58:56.360
<v Speaker 2>Actually slide show. Oh wait, what movies have I watched? Yeah,

0:58:57.520 --> 0:59:00.240
<v Speaker 2>that is such a good question. I don't I think

0:59:00.280 --> 0:59:03.000
<v Speaker 2>I've been watching movies, like, Yeah.

0:59:02.800 --> 0:59:04.760
<v Speaker 1>I haven't seen any since two weeks ago.

0:59:05.040 --> 0:59:07.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've been. I was like on a crazy movie

0:59:07.400 --> 0:59:09.600
<v Speaker 2>kick and then I kind of fell off. I am

0:59:09.680 --> 0:59:12.600
<v Speaker 2>rewatching Adventure Time because now it's been long enough where

0:59:12.600 --> 0:59:14.440
<v Speaker 2>I can like find it endearing and sweet.

0:59:16.160 --> 0:59:16.840
<v Speaker 1>It's so good.

0:59:17.040 --> 0:59:20.640
<v Speaker 2>I love I love like that era of cartoons that

0:59:20.760 --> 0:59:23.040
<v Speaker 2>were like meant to land in the hands of somebody

0:59:24.040 --> 0:59:28.800
<v Speaker 2>as young as like six upwards to even like fourteen fifteen.

0:59:29.560 --> 0:59:31.680
<v Speaker 3>I was gonna say thirty five, but I.

0:59:31.720 --> 0:59:34.440
<v Speaker 2>Mean, yeah, it did, it didn't. That's how broad of

0:59:34.480 --> 0:59:39.440
<v Speaker 2>a spectrum Adventure Time Cross whatever. All right, love you guys,

0:59:39.640 --> 0:59:40.480
<v Speaker 2>be safe.

0:59:40.480 --> 0:59:45.040
<v Speaker 1>In love, unity and respect. Come to our LA show

0:59:45.080 --> 0:59:48.200
<v Speaker 1>on May ninth. If you're in the Greater Los Angeles

0:59:48.280 --> 0:59:52.440
<v Speaker 1>or Los Angeles area. Also shout out Carl with the

0:59:52.600 --> 1:00:00.000
<v Speaker 1>k Wait inspired us to take media more seriously. He said,

1:00:00.200 --> 1:00:04.000
<v Speaker 1>we listened to that ship, so do it challenge.

1:00:03.720 --> 1:00:05.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because we I do want to clarify. That was

1:00:05.760 --> 1:00:08.280
<v Speaker 2>the first thing we said when we got in the studio,

1:00:08.520 --> 1:00:09.560
<v Speaker 2>but it didn't catch on.

1:00:10.600 --> 1:00:12.800
<v Speaker 1>No, I think we got it. Okay, we caught it.

1:00:13.440 --> 1:00:14.160
<v Speaker 4>Bye bye

1:00:37.960 --> 1:00:38.000
<v Speaker 2>M