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Speaker 1: Guys, welcome to this episode of Emergency, and we're back

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Speaker 1: and we're better.

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Speaker 2: We have to start it with a shout out to

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Speaker 2: Karl with the K.

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Speaker 1: Karl with a K from the gay bar that plays

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Speaker 1: porn on the TV. Shout out you. You were a key.

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Speaker 2: You were the last human to see me not fully inebriated,

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Speaker 2: beyond like comprehensions.

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Speaker 1: And you literally like we have videos threw up.

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Speaker 2: Which it's a very man thing to Like, I've been

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Speaker 2: with my girlfriends on a bad tip. Never once did

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Speaker 2: they pull out my phone or their phones to record

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Speaker 2: me puking. But why Dode, both Drew and Josiah have

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Speaker 2: not one, but multiple videos of me throwing up.

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Speaker 1: It's like I don't have video. I don't have video.

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Speaker 1: Josiah has video. I just have photo evidence. Because it

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Speaker 1: was the most insane ship I have ever seen in

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Speaker 1: my life, but it did bring us to a very

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Speaker 1: sweet ending of the night where I bathed India and

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Speaker 1: I rubbed her back as she boked more to the soil.

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Speaker 1: I took care of her, which.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much because I didn't give you a

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Speaker 2: proper thank you for that. But like, literally, I'm not kidding,

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Speaker 2: I'm so happy you agreed to do that because I

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Speaker 2: needed you so bad. I knew if I got in

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Speaker 2: that shower, I was going to fall over and die.

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Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, I need to shower, But if

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Speaker 2: I go in there alone right now, I'm one hundred

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Speaker 2: and ten percent going to slip it.

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Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, like, I did it just so I

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Speaker 1: could see your cood cat, like your your polished pearl.

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Speaker 2: She wasn't very polished, like she was a bit hidden.

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Speaker 1: She was.

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Speaker 2: She was definitely serving blooming jasmine.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure in the face. Wait, what is that song?

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Speaker 2: I serve the face, I serve the face.

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Speaker 1: Serve in the base for damn sure, for damn sure.

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Speaker 1: But also I just derail this conversation very quickly, La.

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Speaker 1: We have a show coming up on the ninth. Uh B.

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Speaker 1: There tickets are in the emergency in or com bio.

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Speaker 1: They're also in the description here. I literally don't think

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Speaker 1: there's that many left. I know people always say that,

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Speaker 1: but it's true this time a lot guys. We have

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Speaker 1: some ideas. We have a bunch of special guests coming well.

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Speaker 2: The Austin show just like set a fire of like

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Speaker 2: stupidity under us that is on ironically, it's amazing.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to be a movie.

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Speaker 2: My life is a movie. They should write a movie

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Speaker 2: like Douvil Wears Product three should be about me, Angel

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Speaker 2: wears Me mew.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, guys, there's only ten seats left, and you

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Speaker 3: have to get them soon because your mom wants a ticket.

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Speaker 1: And I'm going to use it the rest of the time.

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Speaker 2: I actually do think tonight, I'm gonna go and buy

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Speaker 2: all of them at the right they're at and then

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Speaker 2: resell them and then just like take a quick like

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Speaker 2: buck off of your So you.

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Speaker 3: Guys will notice that we finally have kaikim And let

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Speaker 3: me know in the comments if I look good or not.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, so just let me don't know.

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Speaker 2: How you look.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I can't give a guest to how you think you look.

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Speaker 3: I have no idea, But just let me know in

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Speaker 3: the comments down below. How the lighting.

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Speaker 1: Is has a little shake. This is the first. This

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Speaker 1: is the first time he's like he's nervous, nervous.

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Speaker 2: He's on camera all the time on his zoom calls

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Speaker 2: and whatnot.

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Speaker 1: Pumpies, I'm pumpies. I need pumpies. Wait, I need pumpies.

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Speaker 1: I need pumpies. But we were talking about you throwing

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Speaker 1: up in the car ride home, and literally, we know.

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Speaker 2: Did the cardinal sin of putting me in a way mow.

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Speaker 2: First of all that night moo was y'all know, I

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Speaker 2: do not funk with those things that was whipping the

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Speaker 2: piss out of it car. Did not give a fuck who, what,

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Speaker 2: where was in the car. And then once I was

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Speaker 2: like carsick throwing up, it started going faster, literally made

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Speaker 1: Also, on top of that, I was playing music very loud,

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Speaker 1: and it was not the music to be playing when

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Speaker 2: It was a mix of like the car moving fast,

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Speaker 2: and I was on my phone as fuck because I

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Speaker 2: have videos of you and Josie in the backseat. Then

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Speaker 2: we were like ordering food. I was like queuing songs,

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Speaker 2: and I get car sick so easily. Like I think

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Speaker 2: sometimes people think I'm genuinely just a bit lo bottomized

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Speaker 2: beyond fixing when I'm in their car and I'm not driving.

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Speaker 2: It's so sexy. I love I love your shorts, I

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Speaker 2: love your legs, I love your outfit. I love that

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Speaker 2: that jacket is yours, but I bought it.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, keep going, we'll get into the outfit in a second.

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Speaker 1: We'll get we'll tap into it, We'll get into both

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Speaker 1: of our outfits.

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Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, it was a mixed a lot of things.

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Speaker 2: And we chugged that double shot Cranberry right before we left,

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Speaker 2: which was not to evacuate.

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Speaker 1: We had to evacuate, not because Carl with a K,

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Speaker 1: but we had to get the fuck out of there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But uh, yeah, the what was I gonna say about?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Oh, I know Enya is fucked up beyond belief because

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Speaker 1: every single time she gets fucked up beyond belief, she

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Speaker 1: just looks at her friends and she's like, guys, like

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Speaker 1: this is it, Like this is our life, Like we're

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Speaker 1: gonna be together forever, and like I love you guys.

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Speaker 1: There was something that you said that was the funniest

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Speaker 1: thing I've ever heard you say, and it was like,

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Speaker 1: I mean we're doing it. There's some shit like that,

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Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, Ya's fucked up, and she

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Speaker 1: was like, guys, I love y'all. And I was like

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Speaker 2: You too, dude, thank God, Like, okay, you could the Pharaoh.

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Speaker 2: But everyone in my family is such an angry, irrational drunk,

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Speaker 2: Like they all get drunk and they're like you hate me, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: like you either like just like trying to start some

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Speaker 2: shit when I get fucked up. It's literally like also

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Speaker 2: me saying like we're doing it is so funny because

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Speaker 2: it probably was my like split second of self awareness

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Speaker 2: of like, oh my god, I do get drunk and

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Speaker 2: I say this to them all the time. But now

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Speaker 2: we actually are at a point where it's like, no,

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Speaker 2: we're not gonna do it. It's like, nah, this is

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Speaker 2: it's not even like it's like really sweet. But sometimes

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Speaker 2: it does make me laugh when I like, I mean,

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Speaker 2: we were talking about it two episodes ago about how

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Speaker 2: like to build relationships you have to be able to

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Speaker 2: go through conflict blah blah blah. Now we're at the

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Speaker 2: point where, like we have done that like so many

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Speaker 2: the one time. It's like, no, we've like all built

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Speaker 2: this thing. This is my village, and y'all better not

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Speaker 2: fuck me over because now it's at the point that

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Speaker 2: if you Josie, Orian, Josh or Lucas turned on me, bitch,

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Speaker 2: I'm stabbing all of you, everybody.

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Speaker 4: One of you.

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Speaker 2: If one of you does me wrong, I'm not kidding,

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Speaker 2: you're all getting shanked.

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Speaker 1: Also, imagine like one of us died, Like, imagine I died.

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Speaker 1: I love saying that. I love. I love saying imagine

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Speaker 1: I died because everyone's like, oh my god, I'd kill

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Speaker 1: myself because I'm like, wow, I really am really and the.

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Speaker 2: Egg when all your friends say they'll kill themselves if

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Speaker 2: you kill yourself.

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Speaker 1: Mean, but Okay, this outfit, so I, oh, yeah, let's

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Speaker 1: talk about my outfit.

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Speaker 3: I shut the fuck up.

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Speaker 1: I crashed out.

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Speaker 2: He's been talking about that since the moment he walked in.

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Speaker 2: By the way, the second I opened the door, he

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Speaker 2: was like, do you like my outfit? I'm trying something new.

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Speaker 2: I've seen this outfit on this hutually.

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Speaker 1: The first time me and Kai hung out seven years ago,

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Speaker 1: he was wearing that shirt.

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Speaker 3: Really yeah, San Francisco.

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Speaker 1: A picture that I edited of you with the sustainability hat.

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Speaker 1: I mean no, it's period because it actually amazing. Also,

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Speaker 1: keep in mind the shirt I'm wearing I wear every

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Speaker 1: day for three years.

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Speaker 3: Insert that picture of me. I feel like my body.

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Speaker 3: I used to have such a nice body, and I

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Speaker 3: kind of you.

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Speaker 1: Were so like you had aphrodity body. Period.

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Speaker 3: I did. Yeah, in an hour.

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Speaker 1: You gave aphrodity.

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Speaker 3: I used to get a cat called in New York

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Speaker 3: and now it's like no one even so he looks

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Speaker 3: at You're.

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Speaker 2: Getting cat calls so hard to believe.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we should call cat calling from inn Doug calling

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Speaker 1: because all men are dogs, All men are dogs, all

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Speaker 1: men are liars.

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Speaker 2: Well I'm a I'm a breed between the cat and

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Speaker 2: a dog.

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Speaker 3: Bread Have you had the lobster?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've had these for like five years now. I

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Speaker 1: got them from my favorite restaurant in Malibu, Neptune's Net.

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Speaker 1: I typically, I mean, actually I found out I had

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Speaker 1: shrimp allergy after eating shrimp from Neptune's Net. And I

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Speaker 1: back and ate the shrimp from Neptune's Net and was

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Speaker 1: one hundred percent fine and I didn't have the needle.

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Speaker 1: So I was really living life on the edge in

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Speaker 1: the closest hospital is very far away. But yeah, So

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Speaker 1: these are Neptune's Net lobster slides. These are uniclose socks.

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Speaker 1: I crashed out last week, was that Saturday or Sunday Sunday,

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Speaker 1: and I bought these shorts and they were way too expensive.

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Speaker 1: They I literally like immediate immediate buyers buyers remorse. So

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Speaker 1: I have worn them every single fucking days since then.

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Speaker 2: I have not taken The only time Drew has taken

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Speaker 2: these shorts off is to get in bed, and I'm

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Speaker 2: not kidding. We've been sleeping together and I'm like, Wow,

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Speaker 2: the short stay on.

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Speaker 1: Stay on. But I will be wearing them every episode

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Speaker 1: for the next five weeks just to get my cost

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Speaker 1: per wear down. This shirt is something I've owned for

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Speaker 1: six years now, and the audience that I have no

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Speaker 1: fucking I literally have no idea.

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Speaker 2: Maybe like varsity or something.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but it doesn't like match my complexion at all. Like,

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Speaker 1: it literally doesn't like make my skin like look good.

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Speaker 1: I just love the fit of this shirt. It's like

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Speaker 1: a comfort shirt. I think.

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Speaker 2: I think those colors are or nice on you. I've

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Speaker 2: never thought that you hesitated.

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Speaker 1: Huh you hesitated?

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Speaker 2: No, I was, I was. I lost the word complimentary,

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Speaker 2: and then I got scared that I was going to

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Speaker 2: suck it up and then get made fun of, so

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Speaker 2: I had to look for a similar So.

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Speaker 1: It's mine and Kaite's fault. It's always my mind. It's

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Speaker 1: always the man's fault.

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Speaker 3: Bro Usually it usually is our fault.

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Speaker 1: And then this is in your jacket that she said, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you can borrow, you can wear it one time and

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Speaker 1: I stole it and it's been in my I've watched

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Speaker 1: it with my whites like maybe ten times since then,

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Speaker 1: Into someone was trying their to give me their plug's number,

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Speaker 3: I care.

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Speaker 2: I don't care. I don't care. That's in a reality show.

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Speaker 1: Of us being on Ticketmaster talking shit about Ticketmaster. Fuck

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Well Ticketmaster fucked me period, but their

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Speaker 3: Robot Ticketmaster Trade. That's the title of the episode, t.

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Speaker 1: Get Master Trade. Wow kais so get at his job.

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Speaker 1: He just like hears like little anecdotes and then writes

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Speaker 3: It's like this weird intuition that I have.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a high screen.

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Speaker 3: Literally, guys, A I could not do what I did.

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Speaker 3: Well we I remember. One of the original bits was

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Speaker 2: Finish that thought?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yes, But I was just thinking about like my drug dealer,

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Speaker 2: Tanner after Clay Thompson.

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Speaker 1: Get his ACL motherfucker.

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Speaker 2: Because like, for what I've been seeing, I don't know

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Speaker 1: He's already at this moment. He fucked over my Mavericks.

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Speaker 1: He went over ten in an elimination game. Fucking nasty bitch.

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Speaker 1: do that. But I don't know. I cannot believe you

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Speaker 1: cheat on Meg the Stallion.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's the whole thing is, he's like a serial cheater.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't even like classic all'm inner liars, all'm in

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Speaker 2: It'suck, Like, oh my god. Actually, driving down the road today,

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Speaker 2: That's when they kill us and use AI versions of

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Speaker 1: I have tickets to the premiere. The Devilwaar is product too,

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Speaker 1: The dog was passing trades or fish. That dog was fish,

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Speaker 1: I don't like dogs. I'm sorry. I am so sorry

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Speaker 1: I love a Zool. I literally love a Zool Like

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Speaker 1: I I talked shit about him, but if he wasn't

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Speaker 4: Oh, I know, I know.

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Speaker 2: It actually freaks me out because this was eight years old.

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Speaker 1: Now, Oh my god, I.

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Speaker 2: Got him in. Why did that make you laugh?

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Speaker 3: I don't know. Sometimes Drew just says stuff and it's.

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Speaker 2: Like all he said was, oh my god.

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Speaker 3: He's cute.

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Speaker 1: That's just me.

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Speaker 3: You have all these idiosyncrasies that I love.

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Speaker 1: Name a couple more.

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Speaker 3: I like your laugh, I like your little Minyon laugh.

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Speaker 3: That sounds like somebody from one hundred years ago saying theater.

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Speaker 1: Well, I only say that because the theater theater in

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Speaker 1: John Wilkes Booth took refuge in the theater in Grandberry

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Speaker 1: He was gay, Well that's my rumor, because he really

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Speaker 1: liked the theater. I think he was an actor.

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00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:01,400
Speaker 2: Liking the theater, I'd be a man does not equate

441
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:02,160
Speaker 2: to being gay.

442
00:22:02,359 --> 00:22:05,800
Speaker 1: My dad likes the theater and he's.

443
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:08,080
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, also yes it does. And why is that?

444
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:11,000
Speaker 2: Like I'm back to thinking the way I would defend

445
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:13,960
Speaker 2: like closeted gay kids in middle school, where I'm like,

446
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,560
Speaker 2: even if that was the case, what does it matter?

447
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:19,679
Speaker 2: Even if they are gay? Who cares?

448
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:23,600
Speaker 1: Who cares? There's this new sentiment going around with like

449
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:27,240
Speaker 1: the look in the Looks Maxing community where it's just

450
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:30,800
Speaker 1: be gay, and it's like kind of taking It's like

451
00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:34,000
Speaker 1: its roots are kind of growing and it's becoming like

452
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:36,360
Speaker 1: a thing where it's just like, okay, guys, I think

453
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,680
Speaker 1: we can all admit that we're gay and we're attracted

454
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:41,680
Speaker 1: to men, So like just be gay, like you don't

455
00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:42,480
Speaker 1: have that fake being.

456
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:45,760
Speaker 2: That doesn't turn into like a terrible thing. That's amazing

457
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:47,960
Speaker 2: because there is so much reality to that, because it

458
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:55,040
Speaker 2: goes back to like even like women having to decompartmentalize

459
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:59,440
Speaker 2: their attraction to other women like while navigating their sexuality,

460
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:02,800
Speaker 2: like men have to do that journey too.

461
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:06,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been seeing like a lot of eating disordered

462
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:09,240
Speaker 1: discourse with men, and I was like, ye'all weren't around

463
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:13,840
Speaker 1: for Tumblr, I can tell like the drama, the drama,

464
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:18,640
Speaker 1: the drama. Speaking of the drama, I was just watching

465
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:23,960
Speaker 1: like a super edit of Zendaya being so embarrassing around

466
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:27,560
Speaker 1: Tom Holland before they started dating, and like, obviously that's

467
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:30,919
Speaker 1: like the most embarrassing ship. But the only reason why

468
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:34,400
Speaker 1: I get secondhand embarrassment is because I have beIN Zendaya,

469
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:36,359
Speaker 1: like in that I have ben.

470
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Speaker 2: You and we both ended up with our may I Yeah, yeah,

471
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:47,760
Speaker 2: come on, I was talking about you.

472
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:52,480
Speaker 3: Oh that's really sweet. Are you talking about the video

473
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,080
Speaker 3: of her doing the Michael Jackson dance?

474
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:56,639
Speaker 1: And I'm talking about all of them like her, like

475
00:23:56,720 --> 00:24:05,360
Speaker 1: being like Tom holland doing the really good But that

476
00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:09,160
Speaker 1: reminded me of like the worst thing I've ever done

477
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:12,240
Speaker 1: when I've been in crush mode. I think I've talked

478
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:14,840
Speaker 1: about it on here, but I had a crush on

479
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:18,880
Speaker 1: this guy in twenty twenty four, literally obsessed with him

480
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:24,919
Speaker 1: zero social media presence, So I found every single address

481
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:28,119
Speaker 1: he's ever lived in, every single address his siblings and

482
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:32,760
Speaker 1: his mother and dad lived in. I literally stalked him okay,

483
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:36,080
Speaker 1: so okay, okay, And I also have a notes app

484
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:39,200
Speaker 1: with his name with all of the details. I even

485
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:42,760
Speaker 1: found like financial records, like don't play with me, okay.

486
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:47,040
Speaker 2: So you've just compared two extremely.

487
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:52,040
Speaker 5: Different stalking You just compared like a young budding, like

488
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:56,080
Speaker 5: soulmate like type of romantic situation that played out on

489
00:24:56,200 --> 00:25:01,520
Speaker 5: screen and by like whatever circumstance of work, it's yours.

490
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,879
Speaker 1: But I did find out that he followed me on

491
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:08,440
Speaker 1: TikTok like like nine months after you.

492
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:11,040
Speaker 2: Because the fact that like he there's a there's a

493
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:13,880
Speaker 2: world where this comes across his and.

494
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:16,440
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. I'm like, yeah, I stalked

495
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:25,159
Speaker 1: you it out loud, speak your truth finding.

496
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:28,720
Speaker 2: No, it's the tell him, tell him, tell him.

497
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:33,160
Speaker 1: New Beyonce album getting announced at the met Gala. It's

498
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:36,439
Speaker 1: it's really the color purple this year. Like everyone's talking

499
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:39,080
Speaker 1: about purple, like purple is the color of the year. Yes,

500
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:42,720
Speaker 1: like everyone's like dialing in, but like I think Beyonce's

501
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:46,120
Speaker 1: like whole thing stick with purple is.

502
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,240
Speaker 2: Like wait, it's the real thing you're talking about, like

503
00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:50,399
Speaker 2: spoken about in this sense.

504
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:53,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean everything's purple with Beyonce right now. And

505
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,119
Speaker 1: I think it's because like Prince, because she has like

506
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:59,160
Speaker 1: the gun that's a mic, because you can use your

507
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:03,160
Speaker 1: words as a weapon. And she's like making that third

508
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,400
Speaker 1: to Act album. But I think they're trying to throw

509
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:12,359
Speaker 1: us off her scent right now, you know her pr Lady.

510
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 1: I saw that commented like no album, this is all

511
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,760
Speaker 1: like all of this is so far from the truth.

512
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,520
Speaker 1: But I'm like, I think we might be right, and

513
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:25,639
Speaker 1: they want to keep it a surprise for everyone. But

514
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:28,800
Speaker 1: I don't know, because she's been like working with the

515
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:31,240
Speaker 1: people who made the thchx sound, like.

516
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 3: The producer of the sounds, Yes, she fucking neees. Did

517
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:44,240
Speaker 3: you know that the guy that made the or sorry,

518
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 3: the woman that made the tchech sound also made the

519
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:48,000
Speaker 3: grinder notification?

520
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:50,600
Speaker 1: I did not know that.

521
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:52,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, and she edited the Godfather too.

522
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:55,520
Speaker 2: Did you just change the pronoun to a woman or like,

523
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:56,360
Speaker 2: did you look it up?

524
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:59,639
Speaker 3: Or like I just lied? I'm sorry. I just had

525
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 3: said something in a while, so I'm sorry.

526
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, you just had to break your silence with

527
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:05,879
Speaker 2: something that was your big like you know those improv

528
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 2: body stepping out and.

529
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,679
Speaker 1: Like we should should try that one day. Wait, I

530
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:14,359
Speaker 1: give us like an improv like a scenario.

531
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:16,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're in the you're at Whole Foods and you're

532
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:19,040
Speaker 3: the cash register or you're the cashier and you're the

533
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:21,360
Speaker 3: customer cash Yeah, okay.

534
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 1: Okay, give me my fucking money.

535
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 3: Bitch, you're the cushier, the cushier.

536
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,360
Speaker 1: Give me my fucking money back. These peaches are moldy.

537
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,959
Speaker 2: I don't remember talking you out.

538
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 1: But I'm hot. How could you not get a load

539
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,359
Speaker 1: of this guy? Check me out?

540
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:50,760
Speaker 2: I have early stages of dementia. I was introduced to

541
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 2: too much aluminum at a young age.

542
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,520
Speaker 1: It's actually aluminium. We're British now.

543
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:08,240
Speaker 2: At least two hundred and fifty kus in two thousand.

544
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:10,320
Speaker 3: Famous and they're in the semi circle nation.

545
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:14,160
Speaker 1: That's literally that ship. The fact that that hit everyone's

546
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 1: algorithm was one of like the hardest things I've ever

547
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:21,240
Speaker 1: had to let go of, because I had been obsessed

548
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:25,600
Speaker 1: with them for months, months, months, months months. I mean

549
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 1: I was texting them to you and yeah, I was

550
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 1: literally obsessed with these guys. And now everybody knows about them.

551
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:38,960
Speaker 1: But I know Red Shirt, no, I'm I'm actually I'm

552
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 1: walking no way in the grass suit. It's gonna be

553
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:44,280
Speaker 1: jasmine this time.

554
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 3: Though you heard I did hear about that.

555
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 1: But no, Red Shirt like made a video where he

556
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:52,960
Speaker 1: was like, so there's like a lot of chatter about

557
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 1: if I have a girlfriend or not. I do not,

558
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 1: I'm having I'm single and I'm ready to mingle. And

559
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 1: everyone in the comments was like, bro, no one asked that.

560
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 1: No one was asking if you were single, but like

561
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:08,840
Speaker 1: go off King. I mean, if I was in his position,

562
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 1: I would probably leverage that as well. Actually I am

563
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 1: quite literally in his position, and I don't leverage that.

564
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 2: So that kind of makes me sad.

565
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:20,240
Speaker 1: No, he's getting played from it, like you know, he

566
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 1: fucked his way around that troop, like he fucked everyone

567
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:25,800
Speaker 1: in that oulding. He's by flexible, babe. I can tell

568
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 1: just by the grint he has a hung smile, Kai,

569
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 1: he does?

570
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:29,960
Speaker 2: What does that mean?

571
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:33,960
Speaker 1: Hung smile? Yeah, it's like you can tell someone's hung

572
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 1: by their smile.

573
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 2: Oh, you guys are all perverts.

574
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think like that.

575
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:41,120
Speaker 1: Print checking. You heard of that yet?

576
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've heard of that.

577
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:45,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I print check. Kai, he's got like an a

578
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:54,480
Speaker 1: what is that good? Actually? No, no, no, no, no, no

579
00:29:55,600 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 1: right right sorry, print check and you tell it, tell

580
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 1: it an embarrassing crush thing, and then you too.

581
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 3: Kai's oh being embarrassing.

582
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,880
Speaker 1: From your crush. Yeah, just like doing some embarrassing shit.

583
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 1: I mean, it's so easy. Like the first one that

584
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 1: came to my mind was like with me, but we've

585
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 1: already we've already crossed that bridge.

586
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to think of some like I

587
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 2: guess I kind of talked about it more recently, that

588
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 2: random crush I had for like a month and I

589
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 2: just like went on one date and then like he

590
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,720
Speaker 2: kind of like wasn't being as responsive and I just

591
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:37,960
Speaker 2: randomly out of like nothing, was like, so do you

592
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 2: fuck with me?

593
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 3: Or what her text him? Or like am I pulling

594
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:41,640
Speaker 3: up tonight?

595
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:44,040
Speaker 1: Or not where my hug at?

596
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 3: Yeah?

597
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 1: Pulling up? Where's my hug?

598
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 3: Showed me them one time.

599
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 1: It was so fucking it was. It was one of

600
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:50,880
Speaker 1: the funniest things I've ever.

601
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:54,160
Speaker 2: Well because once like a romantic process my nervous.

602
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 1: It's not recording, that's recording. Okay, sorry, I'm like, I

603
00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:57,200
Speaker 1: know you're.

604
00:30:57,040 --> 00:31:00,120
Speaker 2: Good specifically with a man, because.

605
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:04,600
Speaker 1: You at girls like you're swaggy. Yeah, like when you

606
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 1: when Ya puts that silicone on, she becomes the rizler.

607
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 2: Oh my god. No, women are just too smart. Women

608
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 2: are too smart. They can see through being trolled over text.

609
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 2: Men no matter, they're like pseudo intelligence, so dumb, like

610
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:25,480
Speaker 2: genuinely like.

611
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 1: Because it's a drag race clip. It's a drag race reference.

612
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:41,160
Speaker 2: You don't get it.

613
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:43,280
Speaker 3: The clip that I've seen like five times.

614
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 2: Girl, fuck you, oh five times the clip you've seen,

615
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:47,840
Speaker 2: not the episode you've seen five times.

616
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god. We rewatched the entire season of

617
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 1: All Star too.

618
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 2: That was one of my favorite days. We've had in

619
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 2: so long, and it's like rainy, I mean to say

620
00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:01,480
Speaker 2: that is actually I take that back, you know, yeah yeah, yeah, no, no,

621
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:01,960
Speaker 2: I really do.

622
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 6: No.

623
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:03,720
Speaker 1: I actually it was really nice.

624
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 2: It was just like a loving day.

625
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 1: Like I was like, Wow, we were taking care of

626
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:08,680
Speaker 1: each other.

627
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 2: We will make love. Wait. But yeah, men are just

628
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 2: easy to troll, so like, once the romantic prospect is

629
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 2: out the window, it's hard for it not to become

630
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 2: like you know what it is. I don't use chat,

631
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:26,720
Speaker 2: GBT or AI and stuff, so I just use random

632
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:31,960
Speaker 2: men who I don't respect anymore. That's fucked up.

633
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,800
Speaker 1: You gotta let it out. Let it out, out, Let

634
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 1: it out out. Okay, what's your embarrassing crush story?

635
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:42,040
Speaker 3: Actually, like, I have never been embarrassed in front of

636
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:45,200
Speaker 3: a crush. It's so crazy. I lock in every single time. Now.

637
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:46,360
Speaker 3: The only one that I can think of.

638
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 2: It I believe you. For like a split second, I

639
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:51,840
Speaker 2: was like, there's absolutely no way this person who like

640
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 2: I feel like you can turn things that are not

641
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:55,720
Speaker 2: embarrassing embarrassing in your head.

642
00:32:56,560 --> 00:33:00,720
Speaker 1: Oh so I The only one I can think of

643
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:03,560
Speaker 1: is I was acting different with his facial expressions ever

644
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 1: since he got guy camp click It.

645
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,680
Speaker 3: That I can think of is I didn't really have

646
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 3: a crush on her, but I had gone on like

647
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 3: multiple days. This was a long I thought you were gay, bro,

648
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 3: this was a long time ago.

649
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 1: You're not allowed to be on this set if you're

650
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:21,640
Speaker 1: not gay.

651
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 3: You know that I know, and that's why I switched

652
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 3: to the other one. Okay, I was on a date

653
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 3: and I remember I wouldn't say i'd like a huge

654
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:33,000
Speaker 3: crush her, but I was like, she's cute and I'm interested.

655
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 3: But I wasn't like a real I think I was

656
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:40,520
Speaker 3: like twenty four did you hit No, dude, of course

657
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:41,840
Speaker 3: I didn't. I'm about to tell you the rest of

658
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 3: the story and you'll see what happens. Basically, we got

659
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 3: on like a few dates and then she was like

660
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:52,200
Speaker 3: she kind of went silent at one point and she said,

661
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 3: have you ever seen Sex in the City. I said,

662
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:57,200
Speaker 3: oh my god, yes, I love sex in the City

663
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:01,360
Speaker 3: and she was like, I don't really like it, but

664
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:08,759
Speaker 3: but she said, do you know who Big is? I'm like, yes,

665
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 3: of course, and she's like, do you know who Burger is?

666
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 3: And I said yes. And for those that haven't watched

667
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 3: Sex in the City, Burger is this guy that Carrie

668
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:21,399
Speaker 3: Bradshaw dates who's kind of this nervous, neurotic guy that

669
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 3: has kind of shockingly similar bone structure to me. And

670
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 3: she goes, yeah, you really remind me of Burger. Oh god,

671
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 3: which isn't like it's not the worst thing in the world.

672
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:34,560
Speaker 3: It's not great, but it's also like it's leaning towards

673
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:37,239
Speaker 3: not good. And she said, I think I'm gonna end

674
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:40,719
Speaker 3: up with a big to be honest, and then I

675
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:44,279
Speaker 3: was like, oh my god, but that's that's I think

676
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 3: the only one. And honestly it was immediately redeeming because

677
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:51,280
Speaker 3: it was like, this is a funny story to tell people,

678
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:54,920
Speaker 3: but I'm sure I have been humiliated in front of it,

679
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 3: like an actual crush, but I probably trauma blocked it.

680
00:34:58,280 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 3: I little tea trauma blocked it.

681
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:04,160
Speaker 1: This girl I made out with, it's like all of

682
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:08,960
Speaker 1: these bitches from my past life that are still trying

683
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 1: to fucking get my attention. These females. Bro, it's crazy.

684
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 1: I kissed this girl. Tell me why. She just posted

685
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:21,640
Speaker 1: on her Instagram and it's not this It's a different girl.

686
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:24,239
Speaker 1: It's a different girl. It's the third girl in the

687
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:27,400
Speaker 1: last three months. She just got proposed to by her

688
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:30,279
Speaker 1: man and she was posting it so I would see it. Yeah,

689
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:35,719
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you are so toxic, Like we are never

690
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 1: getting back together girl like.

691
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 2: Q Taylor Swift.

692
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, the tear drops on.

693
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:44,400
Speaker 2: Listen to yourself. We're never getting back together.

694
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 1: And her Man her Man is mid you like her

695
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:54,919
Speaker 1: man is not hot.

696
00:35:55,000 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 2: I would not hit, okay, you only you only say

697
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,480
Speaker 2: go ahead to somebody who's partner if you would hit.

698
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 1: But it is kind of crazy, literally, like there's only

699
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 1: like one girl left that hasn't gotten married or had

700
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 1: a child yet from my past, all of them.

701
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,760
Speaker 2: I mean, it makes sense. We are getting to that age.

702
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,239
Speaker 2: I know we're like the average.

703
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:24,160
Speaker 1: Dude being twenty one is fucked up.

704
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,480
Speaker 3: I know, I feel like I don't have everything figured

705
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 3: out yet. But I'm also like, I'm only twenty two,

706
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 3: so we just.

707
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:33,240
Speaker 1: We just graduated college.

708
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:36,440
Speaker 2: Like bitch, I'm twenty seven and I'm so happy. I

709
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 2: so happy. It is so insane though, because.

710
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,640
Speaker 1: I mean, I want you to break down your outfit

711
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:50,840
Speaker 1: after you finish that because I got to do it.

712
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:52,640
Speaker 2: Did you do it because you needed to?

713
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:52,839
Speaker 1: Like?

714
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 2: Oh wait, you did it because you were you're gonna

715
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:55,359
Speaker 2: wear those every day?

716
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was just making it very apparent that I'm

717
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:00,359
Speaker 1: gonna wear these see.

718
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 2: Those short Ever, my outfit is these silk tabby Margiella

719
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:13,399
Speaker 2: flats I got in like twenty twenty one. They were

720
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,720
Speaker 2: like one of my first like I'm.

721
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 1: Doing it big, I was in, you wear the fuck

722
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:21,640
Speaker 1: out of those. They're kind of cute. I like them,

723
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:22,879
Speaker 1: how distressed they are.

724
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:26,840
Speaker 2: Well, I am like a firm believer, especially because I

725
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:32,719
Speaker 2: grew up not with without nice things, and now that

726
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:34,839
Speaker 2: I have access to nice things, I try to just

727
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,759
Speaker 2: like ferm it and like wear the things like that.

728
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:41,439
Speaker 2: I don't know. And then I have this skirt which

729
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 2: I actually immediately take back what I just said because

730
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:46,880
Speaker 2: I never wear this because it's like memorabilia more than

731
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:49,000
Speaker 2: it is anything to me. And this is like the

732
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 2: craziest thing I ever purchased. It's the skirt to the

733
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 2: Issi Miyaki Iya Takano collaboration that they did two thousand

734
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:00,759
Speaker 2: and four. Oh my god, no way, I'll tell the

735
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:03,879
Speaker 2: story of that because it's literally so funny. And then

736
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:07,040
Speaker 2: I have the matching tank top, but I wear them separate.

737
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:08,880
Speaker 2: I wear the tank top out more often because I

738
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 2: feel like it's safer to wear that this one just

739
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:14,160
Speaker 2: because of like how fragile it is. I am a

740
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,680
Speaker 2: beast with my feet, as we know, Like I just

741
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:20,280
Speaker 2: stopped out and I've like destroyed a lot of random skirts,

742
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 2: and so I don't trust myself to wear this one

743
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 2: out as often. This is a Cuckoo Intimates tank top

744
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:33,239
Speaker 2: like culture top thingy. No, it's just a tank top.

745
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 2: This is like this random wool sweater I got in

746
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 2: New York like four years ago.

747
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 1: I'm going to released the moths on it.

748
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:43,759
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not kidding. As I'm looking at it,

749
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:45,360
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, the moths are kind of starting to

750
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:47,320
Speaker 2: get to it. I have to replace my moth balls

751
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 2: in the suitter closet. Yeah, I have like furs in

752
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:56,319
Speaker 2: there and like coats that are woolen stuff in there. Yeah,

753
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:57,120
Speaker 2: And I think that's it.

754
00:38:57,239 --> 00:39:03,800
Speaker 1: Huh Okay, he wants attention so bad. That's that's narcissists behavior.

755
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 1: Guys dying. No, but I did hear this thing about

756
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 1: like narcissist behaviors. They're always like clearing their throat or

757
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:15,040
Speaker 1: like coughing really loudly, and it's.

758
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 3: Just people that are sick in the hospital.

759
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:19,960
Speaker 1: Like, bro, you don't you don't you have cancer. You

760
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 1: don't need to be coughing at that. It's like you're

761
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 1: a narciss you just want fucking attention.

762
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I actually am going crazy because earlier

763
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:30,400
Speaker 2: today I was trying to remember the the the phrase

764
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:33,799
Speaker 2: no shirt, no shoes, no service, no shirt. When I

765
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:36,600
Speaker 2: tried to remember it, I was like, no hat, no hair,

766
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 2: no service. That was the first thing that hme in

767
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 2: my mind. No hair, like no hat, no hair, no service,

768
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:44,960
Speaker 2: or like no hair, no hat, no service, and then

769
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:48,320
Speaker 2: laughing in my head because yeah, I was like, wait, Loki,

770
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:50,560
Speaker 2: kind of a vibe like those are two things I

771
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:52,799
Speaker 2: don't think I would want because more than like they

772
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:56,680
Speaker 2: be a ball guy who's wearing a hat. And then

773
00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:58,319
Speaker 2: I was like, damn, but that's kind of fucked up.

774
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:01,320
Speaker 2: I have no I know, and I am a talking.

775
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:07,239
Speaker 1: Male pattern baldness, like.

776
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:08,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I like again we've had that conversation. Everyone's

777
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:11,440
Speaker 2: hair should be exactly what it is.

778
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I can't talk shit because I take drugs

779
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 1: to keep my hairline. But also I don't think I

780
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:20,320
Speaker 1: actually need them. I think I was schizophrenic.

781
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 3: I told you that. No, everyone told me that you

782
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:24,880
Speaker 3: have really good hair genetics.

783
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,839
Speaker 1: Yeah I don't. I really don't think I need it.

784
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 1: But I mean I did like densify my hairline a

785
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:33,879
Speaker 1: little bit, but it was just like natural, like regression

786
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,520
Speaker 1: that every man goes through. And I thought I was balding.

787
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 3: But we were in Austin. I was you were hair

788
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:43,880
Speaker 3: mugging me. I kept look at your hair. I was like,

789
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 3: it's such a it's such a nice texture.

790
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:47,319
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.

791
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 2: Yeah.

792
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:53,040
Speaker 1: We were in Austin doing some really fun ship with

793
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 1: some really fun people. Didn't kill TONI ton Austin and

794
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 1: Joe Rogan was on the panel and he loved me

795
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:02,840
Speaker 1: and Kai and we're going on.

796
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 2: They gave you the little book. He gave you the

797
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 2: Book of Jokes.

798
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:10,239
Speaker 3: Yes, and lucky. Joe Rogan actually said our set was

799
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 3: too edgy for him. Yeah, I know. I was like, Okay,

800
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 3: crazy crazy ship.

801
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 1: They won't even air it, bro No, they won't even

802
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 1: air that ship. They'll think it will literally get the

803
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:21,560
Speaker 1: channel down.

804
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, the channel. They'll get demonetized. We single handedly demonetized

805
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 3: kill Tony. Oh my god, we didn't do it, kill Tony.

806
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:31,480
Speaker 3: We didn't even go in the Comedy Mothership, even though

807
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:32,319
Speaker 3: I was begging Drew.

808
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 1: I wanted to go, begging, I.

809
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:35,759
Speaker 3: Want to go to the Comedy Mothership. Now we were

810
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:38,360
Speaker 3: in a We did a cameo on a movie and

811
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:41,360
Speaker 3: we fucking destroyed it. We had the whole set like crying, lasting,

812
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:44,160
Speaker 3: they were screaming, and we bodied them.

813
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:50,040
Speaker 1: Wow, shut out Liam and Jordans motorists.

814
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 2: I was just here. I got left behind. I wasn't

815
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:56,279
Speaker 2: invited to the big party, the big fucking movie SAT.

816
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 2: I was invited to kill Tony with us. It's actually insane.

817
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 2: How killed Tony died? Really he did, but like months

818
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:07,919
Speaker 2: ago now overdose? Oh my god, I just he left

819
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 2: a note behind.

820
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,719
Speaker 1: All comedians killed themselves in a hotel room.

821
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,360
Speaker 2: Well, okay, I wouldn't say that word.

822
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:21,120
Speaker 1: For him, but I did see this clip of theo

823
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:25,279
Speaker 1: Von falling at Trump's like inauguration or some shit like.

824
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:26,320
Speaker 3: That in the chair.

825
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 1: That is the most humiliating thing I think you could

826
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:34,920
Speaker 1: ever do it, exactly expect in front of Trump period,

827
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:39,919
Speaker 1: but like doing that in that moment, like especially as

828
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 1: like the funny guy, Oh my god, that is so

829
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 1: mortifying because like it was obviously an accident, but like

830
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:47,960
Speaker 1: you're the funny guy, so everyone thinks you're like doing

831
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:52,399
Speaker 1: the funny thing, like oh my god, but like what's

832
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:53,759
Speaker 1: the temperature on theo Von?

833
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 2: Like we don't like him?

834
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:59,799
Speaker 1: I don't know. I remember like everyone liked him for

835
00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 1: like six months, myself included, and then he got close

836
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:04,160
Speaker 1: to Trump and Kid Rock.

837
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:09,840
Speaker 2: We're at such a moral like high stakes, low rewards

838
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:17,120
Speaker 2: point of society right now, like moral groundings. It's like money.

839
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:21,400
Speaker 2: It's like we overdid it, like Americans specifically, and this

840
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:24,880
Speaker 2: is even myself, like we have such a consumption problem

841
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:28,920
Speaker 2: that's beyond capitalism and is everything every single thing we

842
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:31,840
Speaker 2: touch we want to own to its entirety, and that

843
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:35,359
Speaker 2: spread into the moral compass and now it is skewed everybody,

844
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 2: Like it's just so odd. Everything is connected to some

845
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:42,359
Speaker 2: funky town ash shit. And that is why I think

846
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 2: we should just start stabbing people. Can I tell y'all

847
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 2: something you sab somebody?

848
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:47,799
Speaker 1: Right?

849
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:47,960
Speaker 3: No?

850
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:49,320
Speaker 1: Can I tell you something crazy?

851
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 2: Yeah?

852
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:55,719
Speaker 1: So this wasn't I mean, I'm breaking like legitimate NBA's

853
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,239
Speaker 1: like by saying this, but I'm like it's been long enough.

854
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:02,520
Speaker 1: I think it's like Okay, but I'm doctor pimple Popper.

855
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:11,520
Speaker 1: I've been doctor pimple Popper this whole time. That's what

856
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:15,879
Speaker 1: the mask is. That's what the point of the mask is.

857
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:19,720
Speaker 1: Face reveal. Craziest face reveal of all time.

858
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,000
Speaker 2: That's so oddough because you don't have ples.

859
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:27,920
Speaker 1: Because I pop them all. That's why you wake up

860
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:29,960
Speaker 1: with me on your back. I'm popping those pimples.

861
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:32,960
Speaker 2: Chill, don't accuse me of having that much bagne.

862
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:35,440
Speaker 1: You and Kaio, Oh my god, come on.

863
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 2: I actually do spray my back neurotically with salicilic acid

864
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:42,600
Speaker 2: because because of all my hair products. If I don't

865
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:47,319
Speaker 2: Tower twenty one, we get backne is the Tower twenty one. No,

866
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:52,000
Speaker 2: I use the the cbsrad It's in a blue bottle.

867
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:55,319
Speaker 2: It's from the Murad company, and it's really good. It's

868
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:59,000
Speaker 2: like a clarifying like it's specifically for like body acne,

869
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 2: but I use so many part on my body that like,

870
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 2: if I don't use something like that.

871
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:09,600
Speaker 1: Guys, run do not walk. To CVS. They just released

872
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 1: their Sephora dupeline and it's got Tower twenty one, it's

873
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:21,200
Speaker 1: got Drunk Elephant, it's got Lene lifts masks. Run do

874
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 1: not walk right. It's got choice, but it's actually kind

875
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,799
Speaker 1: of crazy. On the bottles they reference like the ship

876
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:33,120
Speaker 1: they're duping, and I'm like, is that like legal to do?

877
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:34,400
Speaker 1: Like are they gonna get away with this?

878
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 2: Or are they gonna get away with this as it's

879
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:41,960
Speaker 2: on a show ready for purchase like they get away

880
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,480
Speaker 2: happens a long time ago.

881
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:45,920
Speaker 1: Well, this is my last name.

882
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:49,280
Speaker 2: Hey, Sabrina Carpetser, by the way, I think killed Taylor Swift,

883
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 2: Like I think she like killed her. I have not

884
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:59,080
Speaker 2: seen that woman like since Sabrina Ohna's been like in

885
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:00,759
Speaker 2: her fucking big big boob.

886
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:05,640
Speaker 1: The sleeping beast. The sleeping beast is about to awake. Oh, Taylor,

887
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:09,400
Speaker 1: She's gonna if you say her name one more time.

888
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:14,759
Speaker 2: Like she I like, honestly, I also am in a

889
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 2: state where I'm also back to just loving everyone because

890
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:19,640
Speaker 2: I'm like, not too much on.

891
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:20,240
Speaker 1: My girl, Taylor.

892
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,560
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, you are like camp right in the

893
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:23,600
Speaker 2: fucking eye I love.

894
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:26,080
Speaker 3: Can somebody stick up for Taylor Swift?

895
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 1: Taylor, this is Cardigan. Cardigan was is one of the

896
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 1: greatest songs ever made. There I said it, Cardigan.

897
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:39,440
Speaker 2: I think august Off that album I.

898
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:42,240
Speaker 1: Mean that album Folklore is literally just a good album.

899
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 1: Y'all ever been to Boobyola?

900
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 2: I know, we want to go to Boobyola? What else

901
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:49,880
Speaker 2: is there? There's boobs too.

902
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:51,200
Speaker 1: There's boobs, there's tits with a Z.

903
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 2: These are all places that we found on the weather

904
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 2: map because.

905
00:46:56,480 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 1: It's like one of It's one of the greatest achievements

906
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:01,960
Speaker 1: in my life. Hold on, I'm just gonna go up

907
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:10,400
Speaker 1: and show them.

908
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 6: So we got, we got day, we got coming, we

909
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:23,000
Speaker 6: got Boobiala, we got a whole, we got fucking we

910
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:29,840
Speaker 6: got vagina, we got Penis Cola, Cornville Countess.

911
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:47,480
Speaker 7: It's Zy Intercourse eighty four, Sandwitch, Bagabilla, Anus, cocker Mouth,

912
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 7: cooch Land.

913
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 1: Ha, Oh, that's it.

914
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:59,120
Speaker 2: Whoa, y'all, don't kill yourself. Twenty seven is actually lit.

915
00:47:59,160 --> 00:47:59,799
Speaker 1: They're all lying.

916
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:00,840
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding.

917
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:01,640
Speaker 1: So I got.

918
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:05,560
Speaker 2: Into the oh with Jenny, with fucking Jenny at Community

919
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:07,960
Speaker 2: Goods ny the boy I mentioned in the last episode

920
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,560
Speaker 2: Who's a Listener. I was talking to her about how

921
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:14,359
Speaker 2: there's so much propaganda around twenty seven being the worst

922
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:16,360
Speaker 2: year of your life, and I'm like, what's really happening

923
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:18,680
Speaker 2: is a lot of you are actually terrified of yourself

924
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:21,800
Speaker 2: and like prospect of change, and to you, change is

925
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:24,800
Speaker 2: only negative because you can't imagine changing for the better. Baby,

926
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:27,439
Speaker 2: I've been drinking lemonade my whole life, because what when

927
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:30,759
Speaker 2: God gives you what you make? What twenty seven has?

928
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,319
Speaker 1: God gives you, you make them?

929
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:42,320
Speaker 3: H when God gives you you make Jenkam, Yes, yes,

930
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:42,960
Speaker 3: it is that.

931
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:44,480
Speaker 2: No, I don't want to know. I don't want to

932
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:46,239
Speaker 2: I don't want to know. You can move your face

933
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 2: like a muppet sometimes, Like when you do that, you

934
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 2: remind me of a muppet.

935
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:51,840
Speaker 1: Thank you, which is because I have so much fat

936
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:53,920
Speaker 1: in my face and that's a good thing. That's what

937
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:58,640
Speaker 1: I say, college fat. I'm gonna be gorgeous until I'm sixty.

938
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:00,560
Speaker 3: You like, don't have that, all of.

939
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:04,000
Speaker 2: Y'all who allowed yourselves to go into a dermatologist or

940
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 2: whatever the fuck esthetician's office and let them cut your

941
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:10,920
Speaker 2: baby faut off your face like perjudo, bitch, that's crazy.

942
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:11,759
Speaker 1: Don't do that.

943
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:13,319
Speaker 2: Why did you do that?

944
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:15,280
Speaker 1: I still want to get it, but I'm not gonna

945
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:15,640
Speaker 1: get it.

946
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:19,000
Speaker 2: I also live in the world of like I at

947
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 2: this point have avoided any sort of cosmetic thing ever

948
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:29,200
Speaker 2: so I'm just I'm never so what did I do?

949
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:32,919
Speaker 1: No, I'm just trying to start rumors. I just love

950
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:35,759
Speaker 1: I love like being like Enya's on ozembic and she

951
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 1: got plastic surgery.

952
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:39,800
Speaker 2: Dude, when I first went in for my like third

953
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 2: nose job, it was Gnarley that when I was.

954
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:44,440
Speaker 1: Like, I have to cut it, that was Michael jacks

955
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:48,200
Speaker 1: Oh what oh? What's the deal with Michael Jackson and Pepsi? Like,

956
00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:50,520
Speaker 1: I know, I probably know what it is, but like

957
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:53,280
Speaker 1: everyone's talking about it and it's not ringing any bells,

958
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:54,360
Speaker 1: So I need someone to tell me.

959
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:56,480
Speaker 2: You like, didn't want to do a Pepsi deal. He

960
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:58,359
Speaker 2: agreed to it because it was a bunch of money.

961
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:00,439
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it was this whole thing within his team.

962
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:01,840
Speaker 2: His team was like, you should do it whatever. And

963
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:03,719
Speaker 2: that was around the time I think he was also

964
00:50:03,719 --> 00:50:06,560
Speaker 2: partnering with fucking Disney and Ship and on the set

965
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:09,920
Speaker 2: pyrotechnics went wrong and he got burned.

966
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:12,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did not know that.

967
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:13,239
Speaker 2: Did you actually not know that?

968
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:14,160
Speaker 1: I did not know that.

969
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:16,000
Speaker 2: That's why in like South Park and Ship they would

970
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,960
Speaker 2: always like burn him because he was literally a burn

971
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:23,480
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Hey, listen, like I've been saying a

972
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 2: little bit of sweet, a little bit of ours. You

973
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:29,560
Speaker 2: do wrong, you might get say season.

974
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:33,040
Speaker 1: Yin and yang. For how much good you have, bad

975
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:35,719
Speaker 1: will follow. It will always balance out, and.

976
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:37,040
Speaker 2: That's why get burned.

977
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:44,400
Speaker 1: But Pepsi's like fucking everybody up. They got Kindle Kardashian too.

978
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:47,640
Speaker 3: Your stand up. This is like a glimpse into a

979
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:51,839
Speaker 3: parallel universe where you do stand up comedy like everybody else.

980
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:57,319
Speaker 2: They got comedy and a Heckler front and center. Who's,

981
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:00,319
Speaker 2: as I say, on a vibance. But I think if

982
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:02,560
Speaker 2: I was on a vivans at a comedy show, I

983
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:03,560
Speaker 2: would kill myself.

984
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:05,879
Speaker 1: This would be my stand up. What's your job?

985
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 3: Where can I make podcasts?

986
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:13,319
Speaker 1: What are you in front of the camera? Behind the camera?

987
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:14,720
Speaker 1: Please tell me behind the camera.

988
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:21,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm behind the camera. I'm not even a joke.

989
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:27,680
Speaker 1: That's all comedy is nowadays. It's just fucking crowd work.

990
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:30,959
Speaker 1: The people are telling you we're going.

991
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:36,800
Speaker 2: Through literally like we're watching the deterioration of like deterioration, deterioration.

992
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,040
Speaker 2: Did I say it right the first time?

993
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:38,719
Speaker 3: Deterioration?

994
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 2: I think I think the word coming out of my

995
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:46,000
Speaker 2: mouth just scared me. I scared myself. But we're watching

996
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 2: the full decline of every social skill imaginable because people

997
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:56,240
Speaker 2: are getting all of their social interactions from the comfort

998
00:51:56,280 --> 00:52:00,640
Speaker 2: of their home. So comedy landing now when a crowd

999
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:04,759
Speaker 2: workspace makes sense because people cannot believe that there is

1000
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:08,960
Speaker 2: a human who can go outside and not only stand

1001
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,440
Speaker 2: on the stage, but stand on the business and have

1002
00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:14,160
Speaker 2: a back and forth that would make you laugh. It's

1003
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:17,719
Speaker 2: like I thought they only did that in the movies. Like,

1004
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:19,400
Speaker 2: people can't believe it anymore.

1005
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 3: You know, there's the thing where all animals evolve.

1006
00:52:23,239 --> 00:52:27,520
Speaker 1: The camera back to us, you know how, there's that

1007
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 1: thing with all the animals and they evolve.

1008
00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:35,520
Speaker 2: Wait, put the camera back on and slap him. I'll

1009
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:39,200
Speaker 2: hold your mic. Cut the camera. Wait no, uh do

1010
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:40,880
Speaker 2: we show the slap? Just cut the camera. Slap in

1011
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:50,520
Speaker 2: the Okay, are you saying animals?

1012
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:54,040
Speaker 3: No? We want to hear from you.

1013
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:56,279
Speaker 2: See, this is the problem. Every time every time we

1014
00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:58,480
Speaker 2: ask him to speak, he's like, I don't want to speak,

1015
00:52:58,520 --> 00:52:59,680
Speaker 2: and then he wonders why.

1016
00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:04,520
Speaker 3: Like normal, it's not normal. I'm not being dramatic. It's

1017
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:05,200
Speaker 3: not normally A.

1018
00:53:05,239 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 1: Hit pussy isn't normally be a pussy network.

1019
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:15,920
Speaker 3: That was good. Uh, you know all animals have all

1020
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:18,759
Speaker 3: to crab form. Oh yeah, I have a theory that

1021
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:22,160
Speaker 3: all media is just evolving to turning into a podcast.

1022
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:25,799
Speaker 3: Like that's why what's happening to the Yeah, I mean.

1023
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:28,759
Speaker 2: Even with like yeah, yeah, And not to call you out,

1024
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:30,640
Speaker 2: I love you so much, And I think in taking

1025
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:35,920
Speaker 2: literature in general is especially right now a feat but

1026
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:37,960
Speaker 2: that's how I feel about how like now most books

1027
00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:41,520
Speaker 2: are consumed via audio books, like even that is like

1028
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:44,080
Speaker 2: that is a sign of your theory being true, because

1029
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 2: you can sit at your fucking desk in pure unadulterated

1030
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:55,200
Speaker 2: silence and agony, raking your brain for a story, typing

1031
00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:58,880
Speaker 2: it out all for you to get the publishing thing,

1032
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:00,480
Speaker 2: and then you have to end up going into a

1033
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:04,399
Speaker 2: podcast studio probably and just reading it out loud.

1034
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:07,800
Speaker 1: No, I mean, I love an audio book. I'm not

1035
00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:08,279
Speaker 1: gonna lie.

1036
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:09,719
Speaker 2: I know, I know, I know, I mean, I I

1037
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:13,399
Speaker 2: do too, like John Walks, and it is nice. There

1038
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:15,080
Speaker 2: are a lot of times where it is nice to

1039
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:19,719
Speaker 2: hear an author read something, especially like if it's personal. Yeah,

1040
00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:22,880
Speaker 2: and there it changes a lot. So no hate to that,

1041
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:25,520
Speaker 2: but that was just like, But that's why I started

1042
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:26,279
Speaker 2: with like no hate.

1043
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:29,160
Speaker 3: Also, I used to drive a lot and I would

1044
00:54:29,239 --> 00:54:33,160
Speaker 3: read sapphic literature while driving and then so you.

1045
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:35,839
Speaker 2: Didn't believe it it deserved the attention of you sat

1046
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:38,600
Speaker 2: down somewhere and giving it your all. You believed it

1047
00:54:38,719 --> 00:54:43,800
Speaker 2: was only worthwhile to dull the silence of self isolation

1048
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:44,879
Speaker 2: in your brain while driving.

1049
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:48,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, the existential dread that I feel in Los Angeles traffic.

1050
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:53,360
Speaker 1: I'm in La dirt bag charts.

1051
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:59,880
Speaker 3: That was literally sexy and you don't what but yeah, no,

1052
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,240
Speaker 3: I listened to sapic audiobooks while I drive. It's safer

1053
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:07,200
Speaker 3: instead of reading it, like, I listened to it with

1054
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:08,200
Speaker 3: my windows rolled down.

1055
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:10,520
Speaker 1: Can't take good with your like foot.

1056
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:14,320
Speaker 2: I am a nuisance about the volume of my music

1057
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:18,719
Speaker 2: and I do have my windows down all the time,

1058
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:22,200
Speaker 2: So you should do the sapphic.

1059
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:24,160
Speaker 3: Thing I do because I park in front of tenants

1060
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:29,680
Speaker 3: in the trees at three pm. At three pm, oh,

1061
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:32,680
Speaker 3: Drew's like device from the future fell off of his

1062
00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:35,279
Speaker 3: phone that he got. Wait, so did you get the

1063
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:38,160
Speaker 3: mount for this thing before the device came? Yeah, okay, but.

1064
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:41,719
Speaker 1: I ordered a bundle and this piece came first, but

1065
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:45,279
Speaker 1: I'm not one hundred percent sure if the second piece

1066
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:49,200
Speaker 1: is gonna come, no find out.

1067
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:51,280
Speaker 2: Its gross.

1068
00:55:51,719 --> 00:55:54,239
Speaker 1: The last thing I have to talk about, and I'll

1069
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:56,960
Speaker 1: be the one brave enough to say it. Leave Addison

1070
00:55:57,080 --> 00:56:00,160
Speaker 1: Ray alone. She was drunk in front of one of

1071
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:03,960
Speaker 1: her idols. No one was fucking dancing at the abbey,

1072
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:08,560
Speaker 1: and she was excited and trying to get everyone to

1073
00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:12,320
Speaker 1: move their fucking body instead of recording the goddamn set.

1074
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:17,040
Speaker 1: So I am just like, let Addison be drunk and

1075
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:19,440
Speaker 1: excited to be around Madonna and try to hype up

1076
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:19,880
Speaker 1: the crowd.

1077
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:22,480
Speaker 2: Not only that, though, but I actually did see a

1078
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:26,279
Speaker 2: TikTok from somebody who claims to have been present that night,

1079
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:30,879
Speaker 2: and they said, uh, he was talking about like how

1080
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:33,879
Speaker 2: he hates how quickly a narrative can get spun out

1081
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:38,520
Speaker 2: of control. Because in reality, yes, yes, yes, yes, she

1082
00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:40,560
Speaker 2: did grab the mic, but she grabbed it for a

1083
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:44,080
Speaker 2: second to like, I think, agree with Addison and be like, yeah,

1084
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:46,480
Speaker 2: why are you stop filming? Put your phones down? And

1085
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:48,879
Speaker 2: she gave the mic back to Addison, and Addison had

1086
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:51,680
Speaker 2: it for like the rest of the time until Addison

1087
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:54,719
Speaker 2: decided to put it down and he was just like

1088
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:59,120
Speaker 2: nobody posted that bar. So like that bar, that bar.

1089
00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:04,080
Speaker 1: It's always that, It's always that part. The narrative gets

1090
00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:09,000
Speaker 1: fun right, careful, careful.

1091
00:57:10,239 --> 00:57:14,040
Speaker 2: Meet a Charlotte's Web. Careful, careful because she's about to.

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Speaker 1: Should we watch that?

1093
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:17,320
Speaker 2: I would love to. I watched it recently. I literally

1094
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:18,840
Speaker 2: felt like a warm kiss. We could do a fire.

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00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:21,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, well we'll do a fire and want Charlotte's Web.

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00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:23,480
Speaker 1: I don't know if I can set foot in that

1097
00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:24,040
Speaker 1: living room.

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00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:27,400
Speaker 2: Actually, oh, come on, we'll make out. I got that.

1099
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:27,800
Speaker 3: I got that.

1100
00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:29,480
Speaker 2: We could do it in your room. We can start

1101
00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:30,160
Speaker 2: a fire in your room.

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00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:32,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's start a bonfire in trying something new.

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00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:35,479
Speaker 2: Everyone's so scared of trying something new. Start a fucking

1104
00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:36,640
Speaker 2: fire in your room right now?

1105
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:40,440
Speaker 1: Burn it down. Yeah, but actually, like start burning down

1106
00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:44,120
Speaker 1: warehouses at the jobs you work out, burn it okay?

1107
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:54,480
Speaker 4: Media, Hey, hey, media, hey, okay?

1108
00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:58,600
Speaker 1: Uh Inyan Josiah showed me Tender Lover by baby Face.

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00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:02,400
Speaker 1: Oh so good? Big on that song n L Slash

1110
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:13,760
Speaker 1: Kelly untitled nine Jump Style and Surrender by Suicide.

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00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:17,040
Speaker 2: Oh that song is so good.

1112
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:21,080
Speaker 1: Maybe music Baby by Jane Remover Actually not? Maybe?

1113
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:27,120
Speaker 2: How do Yellow Port mine is Wild and Alone featuring

1114
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:36,680
Speaker 2: Pink Panthers by FKA, Twigs, Corrupted, Kodak Black, Run to Me,

1115
00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:43,160
Speaker 2: Beg's and n Why Survivor, Randy and the Goats, Hey,

1116
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:45,200
Speaker 2: Randy and the lebron.

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00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:49,600
Speaker 1: James, Oh my god, that was so second.

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00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:56,360
Speaker 2: Actually slide show. Oh wait, what movies have I watched? Yeah,

1119
00:58:57,520 --> 00:59:00,240
Speaker 2: that is such a good question. I don't I think

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Speaker 2: I've been watching movies, like, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I haven't seen any since two weeks ago.

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00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:07,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been. I was like on a crazy movie

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00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:09,600
Speaker 2: kick and then I kind of fell off. I am

1124
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:12,600
Speaker 2: rewatching Adventure Time because now it's been long enough where

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00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:14,440
Speaker 2: I can like find it endearing and sweet.

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00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:16,840
Speaker 1: It's so good.

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00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:20,640
Speaker 2: I love I love like that era of cartoons that

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00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:23,040
Speaker 2: were like meant to land in the hands of somebody

1129
00:59:24,040 --> 00:59:28,800
Speaker 2: as young as like six upwards to even like fourteen fifteen.

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Speaker 3: I was gonna say thirty five, but I.

1131
00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:34,440
Speaker 2: Mean, yeah, it did, it didn't. That's how broad of

1132
00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:39,440
Speaker 2: a spectrum Adventure Time Cross whatever. All right, love you guys,

1133
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:40,480
Speaker 2: be safe.

1134
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Speaker 1: In love, unity and respect. Come to our LA show

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Speaker 1: on May ninth. If you're in the Greater Los Angeles

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Speaker 1: or Los Angeles area. Also shout out Carl with the

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00:59:52,600 --> 01:00:00,000
Speaker 1: k Wait inspired us to take media more seriously. He said,

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01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:04,000
Speaker 1: we listened to that ship, so do it challenge.

1139
01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:05,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, because we I do want to clarify. That was

1140
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:08,280
Speaker 2: the first thing we said when we got in the studio,

1141
01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:09,560
Speaker 2: but it didn't catch on.

1142
01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:12,800
Speaker 1: No, I think we got it. Okay, we caught it.

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Speaker 4: Bye bye

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Speaker 2: M