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Speaker 2: So it's like a secret wedding. It's a super super

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like in the forest, just like under the cover

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Speaker 1: of night, in a cave, in a cave, cave wedding.

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Speaker 1: Uh in uh they're crawling down though, they're just plunking.

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Speaker 2: While fall splunking. I think that, like, you can't have

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Speaker 2: uh paparazzi. That's how you have no paparazzi. You get

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Speaker 2: married in a cave in the middle of the air.

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Speaker 1: Is TMZ willing to risk their life for the flick?

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Speaker 2: Honestly? Probably?

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Speaker 1: Really.

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Speaker 2: Paparazzi will do anything to snap a picture of like

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Speaker 2: Justin Bieber's penis.

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Speaker 1: So it's true.

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Speaker 2: Oh probably if they can, if they can, like crash

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Speaker 2: your wedding and it's in a cave, they're they're freaking

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Speaker 2: putting on the head lamp and going in.

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Speaker 1: In fairness, I would probably do anything to take a

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Speaker 1: You, SO i twenty, female grew up in a big

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Speaker 1: family of eight, members three girls and three, boys my

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Speaker 1: mom and my, dad AND i am the middle. CHILD

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Speaker 1: i was always like a, maid a, babysitter the. Chef my.

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Speaker 1: Goodness because my parents were very. STRICT i wasn't allowed

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Speaker 1: to go out with my friends. ALONE i needed to

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Speaker 1: go with my brother and. Sister so WHEN i was,

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Speaker 1: SIXTEEN i met my now. Fiance he's twenty five now,

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Speaker 1: though thank you for the context through An instagram. Post

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Speaker 1: he is very sweet and he takes me out Every

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Speaker 1: friday to a date night because, OH i love that for. You, okay.

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Speaker 1: Honey my mom didn't want me to get married BECAUSE

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Speaker 1: i might end up like my older. Sister she was

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Speaker 1: married at twenty and she's now thirty one years. Old

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Speaker 1: she has a thirteen year old, girl two eleven year old,

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Speaker 1: twins and all of them live with my.

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Speaker 2: Mom so wait wait can you repeat? That? Yeah, yeah

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Speaker 2: so where can you give me a? Recount?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah So opie's sister is now thirty one with

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Speaker 1: Mom So opie's mom is, like, Yo, op don't get

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Speaker 1: me supporting.

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Speaker 2: You yeah, yeah because like like she's, like, oh you

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Speaker 1: Guess so, yeah, okay, Okay so op is also, twenty

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Speaker 1: so that's why the mom is. Worried, OKAY i could

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Speaker 1: see like, weight, like, yeah make sure.

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Speaker 2: It's fiance is twenty. Five, yeah fiance is now twenty.

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Speaker 1: Reading SO i was not allowed to have a wedding

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Speaker 1: UNTIL i have a, degree and IF i do get,

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Speaker 1: up like. HER i dated my fiance secretly for two

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Speaker 1: years and At Christmas DAY i introduced him to my.

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Speaker 1: doing fine despite receiving comments about my appearance and my

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Speaker 1: weight loss after moving. Out, however the next day at,

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Speaker 1: obsession with like being too skinny or like being weighing too? Much?

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Speaker 1: LIKE i don't, know it seems to be a.

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Speaker 2: Thing it is a.

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Speaker 1: Thing why why she accused him of using me for

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Speaker 2: but really he's the one with the.

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Speaker 1: Gold, yeah, Exactly he's a penny.

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Speaker 1: Yeah she went as far as calling him an asshole

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Speaker 1: was evident that she didn't care about my feelings towards. Him,

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Speaker 1: subsequently my siblings started calling me to inquire about what was,

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Speaker 1: WEDDING i made it clear that they would find out

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Speaker 1: Name in, response my mom informed my siblings about WHAT

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Speaker 1: i had, said and they threatened, me stating THAT i

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Speaker 1: am no longer their. Sister. Wow so AM i the

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Speaker 1: asshole for not inviting my side of the family to the? Wedding?

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Speaker 2: NO i don't think. SO i mean, yeah if especially

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Speaker 2: the mom just being so terrible, awful, yeah and not,

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Speaker 2: not at all what happened with op and or. Fiance.

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Speaker 1: YEAH i think it would have been totally reasonable if

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Speaker 2: Her true colors yea with.

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Speaker 1: Everything what would you do if your mom was like

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Speaker 1: you cannot marry this woman that you want to.

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Speaker 2: Marry like, like did my mom? Do is my? Mom my? Mom? Right,

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Speaker 1: Mom let's, say let's, say Oh PE's. Mom let's SAY

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Speaker 1: O PE's. Mom your mom is A peas.

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Speaker 2: Mom oh my mom IS O peas. Mom, YEAH i

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Speaker 1: Them, yeah just go ahead and get.

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Speaker 2: Married, Yeah i'll go ahead and get, married and THEN

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Speaker 2: i would probably NOT i would talk to my mom.

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Speaker 1: Less, Producer, riley you want to marry a harem of

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Speaker 1: the bridesmaids that you just, met and your, mom your

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Speaker 1: op's mom is telling you, No, yeah how about a

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Speaker 1: harem of your. Bridesmaids you'll Give you'll give them the,

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Speaker 2: The standing commune with his new bridesmaids and. Wives did you?

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Speaker 1: Ever did you guys? Ever See drake had a music

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Speaker 1: Throughout the whole music. Video but thank you so, Much

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Speaker 1: op for this amazing. Story we're married to, you guys

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Speaker 2: You SOON today i fed up by using boiled eggs.

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Speaker 2: To masturbate nice sweet. Sweet yoke hey that's how you get. Scrambled.

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Speaker 2: Eggs yo, oh disgusting this happened. JUST now i never

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Speaker 2: OF them i can fit inside. My, VAGINA yeah i took,

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Speaker 2: a little crunchy horniness makes us do all stupid all

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Speaker 2: Brained dead so once the eggs were boiled and, COOLED

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Speaker 2: mother Hen because i'm going from one to, ten eggs

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Speaker 2: laying them. All inside egg number one, went inside, just,

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Speaker 2: with ease like. A breeze egg number three got stuck,

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Speaker 2: halfway IN so i started rubbing MYSELF as i slowly

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Speaker 2: pushed the egg. Further inside all of, a sudden the worst, sound,

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Speaker 2: possible wack a. CRUNCH all i removed the last egg

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Speaker 2: and put a finger inside me to find that my worries.

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Speaker 2: Were confirmed at least one of the eggs inside me.

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Speaker 2: Had cracked what do you expect? To, happen sorry you're.

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Speaker 2: So dumb i'm so so. HARD boiled i could much.

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Speaker 2: Understand you sneeze once and those eggs are. All cracking

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Speaker 2: Tried pretty successfully not to panic and thought about what. To,

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Speaker 2: do unfortunately for, THIS context i have something for enemas

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Speaker 2: and recently botten, enema nozzle and recently bought an enema

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Speaker 2: nozzle for my. Shower HOSE so i put that on my,

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Speaker 2: shower hose started the water and put it inside myself

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Speaker 2: with a quite. Aggressive stream spent. AN hour i spent

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Speaker 2: about an hour flushing out egg shells and. Boiled egg

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Speaker 2: once all the broken pieces seemed to, BE out i

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Speaker 2: checked again with. My fingers one egg would still.

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Speaker 1: There the whole, angle egg.

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Speaker 2: But it. Seemed intact but the egg was all the way.

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Speaker 2: BACK there i put, lube on squatted down and tried

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Speaker 2: to push it out like a head and laying, an

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Speaker 2: egg but the thing. DIDN'T move i kept trying, different

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Speaker 2: positions but it. Seemed hopeless after numerous, STUPID things i

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Speaker 2: tried to get the last. EGG out i used my

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Speaker 2: index finger and middle finger of, both hands trying to

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Speaker 2: keep myself OPENED as, i pushed and then finally got

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Speaker 2: the egg out and it was. STILL intact i proceeds

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Speaker 2: to go back in, the shower rinse myself, some more

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Speaker 2: and hopefully get this. THING out i don't feel any

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Speaker 2: there are things, in here but OF course i can't

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Speaker 2: be Sure because i'm a. Little, paranoid bruh of course

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Speaker 2: you're gonna. Be paranoid you had an egg crack. Inside

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Speaker 2: you you're. Cracked out you got a few. Eggs loose it's.

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Speaker 1: Not Often but i'm that happens on. THE show i. Am,

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Speaker 1: SPEECHLESS yeah.

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Speaker 2: I Don't think i'll ever be able to eat eggs

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Speaker 2: again without being reminded of my. Immense stupidity moral of,

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Speaker 2: the story don't put things that don't belong inside. Of

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Speaker 2: you and for the Love, of god don't use eggs.

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Speaker 1: Or go, for ten go? For, ten yeah? Why not

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Speaker 1: jesus