1 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:08,800 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's offering a lunch special where 2 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:14,400 Speaker 1: they'll surgically enhance your BLT sandwich into a bblty the 3 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:15,800 Speaker 1: brazillion bacon. 4 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:18,919 Speaker 2: Lettuce tomato sandwich between two needy hands. 5 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:22,280 Speaker 1: Hey, that's it's all thanks to Laser Stories, the segment 6 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:24,440 Speaker 1: of Ever Read Weird News Stories around the Globe, Jessica. 7 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:27,240 Speaker 1: Everyone else does, except we've got a laser as other 8 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:30,319 Speaker 1: peb and jailbaits just don't. This first laser story is 9 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:35,080 Speaker 1: out of Florida. A man named Farren Fullerton was arrested 10 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:37,600 Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago. He was trespassing at a 11 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:40,760 Speaker 1: hotel because he wouldn't leave after his checkout time. 12 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,120 Speaker 2: Hey, nobody can tempered. 13 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:46,000 Speaker 3: It are too early, I agree, And sometimes you're waiting 14 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,320 Speaker 3: for the plane and you. 15 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:50,360 Speaker 2: Know, yeah, okay, take the side of the criminal right away. 16 00:00:51,159 --> 00:00:54,160 Speaker 1: Now. When the cops showed up, they found Farrin wearing 17 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:59,920 Speaker 1: nothing other than a prison inmate uniform. 18 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:03,120 Speaker 3: Why was he a now? 19 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:06,199 Speaker 1: Well, upon closer examination, the uniform belonged to the local 20 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:07,080 Speaker 1: county jail. 21 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:09,640 Speaker 2: Authorities looked into Farren's background and. 22 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:14,000 Speaker 1: Confirmed he was not an escapee from that facility, but 23 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:17,920 Speaker 1: he had been there, so apparently he somehow snuck away 24 00:01:17,959 --> 00:01:19,639 Speaker 1: with it after a previous stay. 25 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:22,959 Speaker 3: I see. It's like when you go to the bowling 26 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,800 Speaker 3: alley and you're like, oh my god, these are actually 27 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:29,160 Speaker 3: kind of cute shoes. Maybe I'll take that. He liked 28 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:30,039 Speaker 3: the orange. 29 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:33,200 Speaker 1: Outfit totally broke regardless. He was taking a jail and 30 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:36,480 Speaker 1: was not asked to change. As for what the police 31 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:40,200 Speaker 1: department thought, the sheriff said, I've heard of dress for success, 32 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:42,479 Speaker 1: but never dress for arrest. 33 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:46,440 Speaker 3: Dressed for the job you want, Yeah, he was prepared. 34 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:48,160 Speaker 2: Let's go to your next laser story. 35 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:52,600 Speaker 1: Out of Alabama, a woman named Carrie posted a TikTok 36 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:55,120 Speaker 1: about being on the hunt for a man named Mike. 37 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:58,160 Speaker 2: Who her friend had fun with while out dancing. 38 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,240 Speaker 1: Get those good vibes and then you're like I should 39 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:02,919 Speaker 1: have got the number. 40 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:05,080 Speaker 3: I love that, And she's wing woman and her friend 41 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:07,240 Speaker 3: that's awesome. He's so good at finding people. 42 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:11,600 Speaker 1: Now, the friend didn't get Mike's info, but she felt 43 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:15,320 Speaker 1: like he could have been her soulmate. WHOA, those are 44 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:16,040 Speaker 1: big feelings. 45 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:18,880 Speaker 3: Let's not put that in the TikTok. Mike's gonna get 46 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:19,320 Speaker 3: a hold of you. 47 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:23,399 Speaker 1: Well, Luckily, The TikToker shared a short video of Mike 48 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:25,799 Speaker 1: and added that the only other thing they knew about 49 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:30,080 Speaker 1: him was his friends kept chirping at him, chanting Mike, Mike, Mike, 50 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:35,600 Speaker 1: Mike while dancing so well, it's unclear if he saw 51 00:02:35,639 --> 00:02:36,080 Speaker 1: the video. 52 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:43,160 Speaker 2: Laura did. Laura is Mike's wife. How do we know? 53 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:46,680 Speaker 2: In the comments? I mean they were just dancing right. 54 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:50,120 Speaker 1: In the comments she said, Hi, I'm Michael's wife. He's 55 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:55,040 Speaker 1: busy explaining this to our two children right now. Someone 56 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:57,639 Speaker 1: asked if she was sure this was the right guy, 57 00:02:57,680 --> 00:03:00,440 Speaker 1: and she said, oh, yep, that's him, the guy I 58 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,880 Speaker 1: said forever too, over ten years ago. 59 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:05,760 Speaker 3: He just danced. 60 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:07,800 Speaker 1: I think it was a little bit more than just 61 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:11,799 Speaker 1: an innocent dance broke. Another person also said, I'm Mike's 62 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:13,360 Speaker 1: grandmother and I'm also. 63 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:13,880 Speaker 2: Mad at him. 64 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:17,720 Speaker 1: That's funny, but it was probably just a joke. But 65 00:03:17,919 --> 00:03:19,919 Speaker 1: either way, it sounds like Mike is in a heap 66 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:23,000 Speaker 1: of trouble. So think twice before you try to track 67 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:25,120 Speaker 1: down a mystery connection you met at a bar. 68 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:28,079 Speaker 3: Dude whose friends are chanting on a married guy when 69 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:30,359 Speaker 3: he's dancing, girl, that's actually cool. 70 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:33,640 Speaker 1: He needed to have some fun after ten years of 71 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:35,240 Speaker 1: marriage broke. How about you give him a break. 72 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:38,640 Speaker 2: Like Mike's wife doesn't let him dance, Mike's. 73 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:40,160 Speaker 3: Wife is probably dying to go dancing. 74 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:43,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, we do not want to expose people and get 75 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:45,000 Speaker 1: Mike in trouble again. 76 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:49,360 Speaker 2: Oh that's the problem, Yes, poor Mike. Let's go to 77 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:50,440 Speaker 2: your next laser story. 78 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:55,360 Speaker 1: Out of Great Ideas Incorporated, never visit here. A startup 79 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:58,600 Speaker 1: called reflect Orbital was saying that when it's dark outside, 80 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:00,520 Speaker 1: they want to be the ones to deliver or something 81 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:06,160 Speaker 1: called on demand sunlight. Bro I saw. 82 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:09,200 Speaker 2: This, and this is crazy, guys. 83 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:10,320 Speaker 3: It's dark. 84 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:13,120 Speaker 2: It does sound like science fiction, but it's real. 85 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:16,560 Speaker 1: Basically, they want to send up thousands of satellites with 86 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:20,640 Speaker 1: giant mirrors on them, and those mirrors would reflect sunlight 87 00:04:20,839 --> 00:04:23,480 Speaker 1: down to Earth at night, and all you'd have to 88 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:26,200 Speaker 1: do is open up an app, drop a pin, and 89 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:30,240 Speaker 1: then sunlight will arrive at that location in thirty seconds. 90 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:32,840 Speaker 2: Oh the middle of the night. 91 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:35,160 Speaker 1: Oh I can't buy my keys, but let me just 92 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:37,200 Speaker 1: pring my location sunlight. 93 00:04:37,839 --> 00:04:40,520 Speaker 3: I'm if I'm trying to sleep in somebody's light. 94 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:45,039 Speaker 1: On the main idea is to help solar farms keep 95 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:49,480 Speaker 1: producing energy after sunset, but there's plenty of critics. Scientists 96 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:52,600 Speaker 1: are warning the extra light could confuse animals and disrupt 97 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:57,120 Speaker 1: our sleepy happy. 98 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:59,240 Speaker 3: It only works if it's a not cloudy night too. 99 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:04,880 Speaker 1: The a good point, and some researchers say the math 100 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:08,840 Speaker 1: ain't math, and they're saying it would take literally thousands 101 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:12,719 Speaker 1: and thousands of satellites just to match a fraction of daylight, 102 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:16,720 Speaker 1: and it's probably extremely expensive where you'd have to pay 103 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:19,480 Speaker 1: ten k for thirty seconds of sunlight. 104 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:22,520 Speaker 2: Wow, bomb though your pressure date and be like, yo, 105 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:24,080 Speaker 2: you want me to turn the sun on quick? I 106 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:24,880 Speaker 2: can totally do it. 107 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:26,560 Speaker 1: You might as well just buy one of those sunrise 108 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:30,479 Speaker 1: clocks at that point. Watch imagine if they turn it 109 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:32,159 Speaker 1: on too many reflections, it's too strong. 110 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:34,520 Speaker 2: Like you put a hand on a micro you gelt hurt. 111 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:37,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, you get sunburn, you get actually zapu. Yeah, let's 112 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:40,160 Speaker 1: go to your final laser story. Out of family one 113 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:44,159 Speaker 1: oh one, there's a new parenting hack on social media 114 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:48,360 Speaker 1: that promises you can stop toddler tantrums and it's pretty simple. 115 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:52,800 Speaker 1: All you have to do is shout Jessica, that's what 116 00:05:52,839 --> 00:05:53,239 Speaker 1: she said. 117 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:56,479 Speaker 3: But what if your kid is it named Jessica. 118 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,400 Speaker 1: They don't need to be named Jessica, and they don't 119 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:02,120 Speaker 1: need to know any body else named Jessica. But apparently 120 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:06,960 Speaker 1: this particular name works wonders and several parents swear by it. 121 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:10,279 Speaker 1: A family physician weighed in, and she said it's just 122 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:14,400 Speaker 1: the element of surprise of shouting a name, really any name, unexpectedly. 123 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:19,560 Speaker 1: But TikTokers disagree. They've tried yelling Beth or Tiffany. 124 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:23,440 Speaker 3: It doesn't work the same Jessica. 125 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:25,920 Speaker 1: Another expert says the Jessica hack works because the brain 126 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:29,400 Speaker 1: reacts differently to jan names. Uh oh, where you're here 127 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:32,440 Speaker 1: and you're like, wait, what Jay, what's going on? 128 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:33,800 Speaker 3: Would jose work? 129 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:36,600 Speaker 2: You means have that Joseph. 130 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:39,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, And so they'll stop to figure out what's happening. 131 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,880 Speaker 1: And if this is true, it means that the Jessica 132 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:45,120 Speaker 1: hack it won't work forever because children will start to 133 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:48,440 Speaker 1: recognize the pattern and the brain's adapt and the interruption 134 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:50,560 Speaker 1: loses its effects. So you might have to pivot to 135 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:53,560 Speaker 1: a different one like josephine. 136 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,039 Speaker 2: Yeah, or Santa Claus. 137 00:06:55,200 --> 00:07:00,720 Speaker 1: Gotta be Jay. Anything will work on Jose. I feel 138 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:03,560 Speaker 1: like I do know the perfect place to try it out. 139 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:08,040 Speaker 1: Though this guy's house. Last time I was there, I 140 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:11,880 Speaker 1: swear I heard a sketcher scream oh God, and it 141 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:13,800 Speaker 1: stopped me right in my tracks. 142 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:15,920 Speaker 2: Was not expecting that. 143 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:16,880 Speaker 3: Talking shoes. 144 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:18,400 Speaker 2: Yes, yes, and that's how it means. 145 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,280 Speaker 1: Laser Stories has come to an end for the day. 146 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:22,960 Speaker 1: We'll do it again, same time on Monday.