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Speaker 2: In today's phone tap, we figured out a way to

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Speaker 2: really spice up an upcoming family reunion. That's right, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: because we call a married woman who's never met her

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Speaker 2: husband's extended family before and introduce ourselves as one of

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Speaker 2: the cousins.

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Speaker 3: That can be okay.

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Speaker 2: Then we overshare on some awkward and cringey stories from

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Speaker 2: the past. Awesome. That's just how this family rolls, so

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Speaker 2: welcome to it. In your phone tap right now, it's another.

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Speaker 1: Hello.

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Speaker 3: Hi, is this Marissa?

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Speaker 4: Yes, golly, it's you. Huh that's great?

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Speaker 5: Who is this?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 3: This is Darlene.

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Speaker 4: Darlene. I'm sorry, Wait.

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Speaker 3: Man, hasn't your husband told you about me? I mean

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Speaker 3: we're going to see each other favor union next weekend?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 3: That Darlene y Hi? Oh my goodness, I just can't

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Speaker 3: wait to hug on you.

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Speaker 5: That's so nice.

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Speaker 3: How are you doing. I gotta know how much has

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Speaker 3: Vince told you about me? Well, I mean she said

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Speaker 3: that your his favorite cousin. Oh he did?

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Speaker 4: Why? He said, you made childhood really great you played

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Speaker 4: together and.

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Speaker 5: Oh my goodness, you know you have a real cute voice.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna try not get jealous here.

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Speaker 6: That's so nice.

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Speaker 4: What do you mean?

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Speaker 5: Well, I know it can be awkward meeting people's exes,

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Speaker 5: so I just don't want it to.

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Speaker 3: Be weird between us.

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Speaker 5: What are we family? Wait?

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Speaker 6: What did you say?

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Speaker 5: You're Well, I'm sure Vince told you that even though

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Speaker 5: we're because as we did, use to date each other.

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Speaker 3: What No, yeah, what are you married? A regular cousin kisser?

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Speaker 5: Did you know that you're joking?

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Speaker 4: Right?

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Speaker 3: You're joking.

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Speaker 5: No, well it's not some of our family jokes about.

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Speaker 5: You'll get to know that soon enough.

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Speaker 3: Though. Anyway, how are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry? You just stack up person?

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Speaker 4: Did you say did you say you gated?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean we actually talked about getting married at

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Speaker 5: one point, but it is illegal where we live.

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Speaker 3: So that guy put a damn rong things.

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Speaker 5: I'm a dress all picked out and everything, little bows

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Speaker 5: on the back.

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Speaker 3: What it was hard? On us. I'll tell you, because

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Speaker 3: we want kids so bad. God knows, we tried enough.

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Speaker 3: Uh get me right?

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Speaker 5: Then our parents found out you know how that goes.

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Speaker 5: If you two are going to hoop, kids are gonna

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Speaker 5: end up with three eyes.

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Speaker 1: Wat your parents knew about that?

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Speaker 5: Dah.

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Speaker 4: Well.

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Speaker 5: Anyway, like I said before, it didn't stop us from

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Speaker 5: doing what lovers do. Maybe we could swap stores at

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Speaker 5: the reunion, you know, because I know what he likes.

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Speaker 3: Okay, it's never told me any of this. Have you

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Speaker 3: not seen any pictures of us together?

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Speaker 4: You know?

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Speaker 3: Maybe at the old family reunions. God sure does make

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Speaker 3: it easy when you have to only invite one family

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Speaker 3: to those things. Oh my god, let's tat a salad darline.

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Speaker 4: It was nice to meet you.

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Speaker 3: Oh, good to meet you too, honey.

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Speaker 1: I don't really I don't know what to say at

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Speaker 1: this point.

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Speaker 4: I need to talk to them.

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Speaker 5: Oh well, if you do that, make sure to whisper

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Speaker 5: in his left ear, because it turns my more than

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Speaker 5: his right.

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Speaker 3: I cousin secret for you, you know, because so inappropriate.

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Speaker 3: Oh and I forgot to add.

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Speaker 5: When you are talking to him, just make sure to

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Speaker 5: tell him about that prank phone call. Gosh, darn, I

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Speaker 5: did not think this would work at all, but you

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Speaker 5: fell for it. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Wait, what what is happening.

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Speaker 5: I'm not Darlene, Honey, my name's actually broke from the

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Speaker 5: radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: We're doing a phone tap.

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Speaker 4: On no no, oh, yes, oh yeah, what the hell?

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Speaker 3: I mean?

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Speaker 6: It was this idea, I was said, and you're a

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Speaker 6: little excited to meet his family, and I wanted to

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Speaker 6: prepare you well, I mean, I think his idea was

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Speaker 6: that it couldn't get any worse.

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Speaker 3: Than this when you do eventually meet his family. I was, yes,

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Speaker 3: I was concerned, but I guess oh really, I thought

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Speaker 3: you wanted some of those tips that I have for.

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Speaker 6: You, you know, kissing cousin tips.

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