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Speaker 1: The Jewels show on demand. Jewels Dirty Little Secret are

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Speaker 1: the sign for your dirty little secret? Hello, random person? Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: how are you? I'm good, how are you feeling doing well?

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Speaker 1: What's your name? I'm just kidding, Yeah, I'm just kidding.

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Speaker 1: I'm keeping you on your toes. We don't do that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's right. Everybody supposed to remain anonymous. I almost forgot too.

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Speaker 1: I was like, hey, why aren't they? Oh yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: why you're not signing your name. We heard that you

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Speaker 1: have a dirt little secret. You want tell us, let's

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Speaker 1: hear it. So I'm I'm in my thirties and when

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Speaker 1: I was twelve, I had an obsession with Simon Cowell.

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Speaker 1: I'm in love with him. Okay, wait, Alex, do you

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Speaker 1: know Simon Chell? I don't know anyone you know, but

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Speaker 1: he's like one of like the freaking most like popular

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Speaker 1: celebrities out there. He's also like a national treasure in England. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but yes, Simon caw obsessed with Simon cal at twelve,

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Speaker 1: I did some I did some sloping, and I did

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Speaker 1: some digging. I found his phone number when like back

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Speaker 1: with any because you look at people phone. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: called him and he actually answered no, what what did

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Speaker 1: he say? Or what did you say? I was like, um, hi,

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Speaker 1: is this Simon Cow from American Aisle. He's like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: who's this? And I was like, oh my name? And

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Speaker 1: he's like what do you want? I was like, I

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Speaker 1: found your numbers. Please I'll ever call me again? And

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Speaker 1: he hung up. Oh see, they're just never what you

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Speaker 1: expect they're gonna be. Actually, I don't know what you

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Speaker 1: expect from Simon Cowl. But you call me, you crush

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Speaker 1: your twelve year old dreams? Oh not really? Okay, that's good.

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Speaker 1: Do you still love him? Yeah? Yeah, I'm good. I'm

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Speaker 1: married to somebody else. I'm good. So what did you

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Speaker 1: say to him? When he said that? I was just like, oh, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Did you tell your parents? Yeah? I told

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Speaker 1: my parents you did what? But it doesn't surprise me

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Speaker 1: as well that Simon call wasn't a great guy, because

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Speaker 1: we actually ran into him once in London and he

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Speaker 1: almost hit our car and then flipped us off and

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Speaker 1: drove off into the distance. Someone of that caliber be rude.

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Speaker 1: I know. Any his windows were attempted, he made sure

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Speaker 1: to roll them down and then flip us. Yeah, he's

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Speaker 1: not a nice dude, I feel like. Anyways, yeah, that

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Speaker 1: was my secret. That's well, thank you for telling us. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I appreciate it. You should try and call him again.

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Speaker 1: I have a similar story to that. Yeah. You guys

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Speaker 1: ever call a celebrity and get him on the phone. Never? No, Okay,

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Speaker 1: well I used to. I mean I used to book

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Speaker 1: guests for a talk show thing for a radio talk

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Speaker 1: show when it was like athletes stuff. So I used

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Speaker 1: to do that on purpose. But before even getting into

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Speaker 1: this job, I like got the number four Steven Seagal.

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Speaker 1: I was young. I was like eighteen, stevens gall right,

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Speaker 1: and because he's one of my heroes, Steven Seagal is amazing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, And if you don't know who Steven Seagal is,

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Speaker 1: he's like he was like an action movie guy from

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Speaker 1: the nineties. Yeah, he was like a martial arts guy

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Speaker 1: that I don't even ever think actually learned any of that.

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Speaker 1: He just faked it. Yeah, and they believe people believed

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Speaker 1: that he was like this since right. But anyway, big

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Speaker 1: fan of his really bad movies. I like really bad movies,

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Speaker 1: love Steven Seagale as a kid. Anyway, I got the

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Speaker 1: number from someone and then I went to call it, right,

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Speaker 1: because I want to call it and see if I

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Speaker 1: could do the same thing as she did with Simon

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Speaker 1: cow who told a early sarette. And I called and

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Speaker 1: his wife answered right, and then I kind of panicked.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, wait, I didn't. I didn't expect anybody

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Speaker 1: actually answer. So I was like, oh, well, I'm talking

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Speaker 1: to Steven Seagull's wife, and so I asked for him. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I said, is Stephen there? And she said who's this,

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Speaker 1: like in a very how the hell did you get

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Speaker 1: this number type way? And then I hung up. But

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Speaker 1: the thing is then she called back like a star

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Speaker 1: sixty nine oh, and asked who it was again and

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Speaker 1: seemed really concerned. Okay, So then I came clean and

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Speaker 1: I said, hey, I'm sorry I got his phone number

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Speaker 1: and I'm just kind of being stupid and like, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna call Steven Sagal and you're obviously not sell whatever.

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Speaker 1: And she was like, don't ever do that again. And

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Speaker 1: also you don't even understand why that is so scary

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Speaker 1: for us right now. And that was it. Whoa up scared.

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Speaker 1: I saw later on in the news that he had

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Speaker 1: some problems with like some money that he owed something

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Speaker 1: or someone, and like there was like mafia people like

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Speaker 1: in real life that wanted to do something to him.

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Speaker 1: So he was like paranoid about God. Yeah, so I

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Speaker 1: probably almost got arrested for threatening his life that day. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: it's pretty fun texting four ona six one if you've

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Speaker 1: ever called a random celebrity and how'd that go for you?

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Speaker 1: And texted and four ona six one if you haven't

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Speaker 1: did a little secrets The Jebel Show on demand