Speaker 1: What is the dumbest thing you've ever done? It's the
Speaker 1: Jewble Show.
Speaker 2: That's a big question.
Speaker 1: Was it needing to clean your ears out and all
Speaker 1: you had was an ice pick?
Speaker 2: Well? Wait, go wrong? Nothing, It was fine.
Speaker 1: Was it the time you believed a guy in an
Speaker 1: alley who calls himself Wall Street Jones said, if you've
Speaker 1: been on him a thousand dollars right now, he'll invest
Speaker 1: it for you and turn it into four billion dollars
Speaker 1: a shit? Or was it that time you said, I
Speaker 1: do about me and my problems? A trend is going
Speaker 1: viral of people sharing the dumbest things they've ever done,
Speaker 1: and we'll go over it next. So you can feel
Speaker 1: a lot more smarter this morning. Right after this, it's
Speaker 1: the Jewbile Show. I recently tried to steam the pocket
Speaker 1: of a button down shirt while I was wearing it.
Speaker 1: Now there's a scar where my nipple should be the
Speaker 1: Jewbile Show. That's a text message we just got in
Speaker 1: at four to one oh six one. Because a trend
Speaker 1: is going viral of people sharing the dumbest things that
Speaker 1: they've ever done, and we'll go over it right now.
Speaker 3: I feel like we need different categories for this because
Speaker 3: there are so many different options.
Speaker 4: There's also small things too, like I was on a
Speaker 4: plane last weekend and I hit my head on the
Speaker 4: overhead thing. I'm not a tall person. I hit my
Speaker 4: head on the overhead thing four different times in under
Speaker 4: five minutes.
Speaker 2: Why did you do that? Yeah, I was getting in
Speaker 2: my seat.
Speaker 4: I bounced my head off of it, and it's like, oh,
Speaker 4: and you know when you first hit your head on something,
Speaker 4: it's an immediate, like whole body like recoil.
Speaker 2: Right, So I went ah.
Speaker 4: And then I stood up backed into the other one
Speaker 4: on the other side, and then as I was getting in,
Speaker 4: I hit my head again. And then I tried to
Speaker 4: get up to go to the bathroom and I hit
Speaker 4: my head again. That's pretty funny. Here's one that actually
Speaker 4: just happened in the news. A Florida woman is in
Speaker 4: trouble after trying to fake out cops. She tried to
Speaker 4: hide a bag labeled definitely not a bag full of
Speaker 4: drugs in her car and I pulled her over and
Speaker 4: guess what was in it? Clever points though, Yeah, Like
Speaker 4: who would think that would actually be drugs there? If
Speaker 4: they wrote that on They're like, no, one's that dumb.
Speaker 1: But I guess they're Well, we're going over a turn
Speaker 1: of people sharing the dumbest things that they've ever done.
Speaker 1: One said, I once tried to check if an electric
Speaker 1: cook top was on by touching the burner.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I was thinking, but good news
Speaker 1: is that the burner works just fine.
Speaker 2: I like that silver lining.
Speaker 1: Okay, I've done that before. Like, is this thing hot? Ow,
Speaker 1: It's definitely hot.
Speaker 5: I that was my mom's flatter and I used to
Speaker 5: she used to be flattering her hair, and I didn't
Speaker 5: believe that it was actually hot, and so I touch
Speaker 5: it real quick to make sure it's hot.
Speaker 1: I'd burn my finger And it was really dumb. But
Speaker 1: over and over and over again. Yeah. Somebody texted in
Speaker 1: a four one to six one and said, I'm a
Speaker 1: police officer and on more than one occasion, I've asked
Speaker 1: Alexa to turn the overhead light inside my patrol car on.
Speaker 2: Why is that dumb?
Speaker 1: Because they can't. I don't know, the man's a car.
Speaker 1: Maybe they have some kind of still Alexa treatment to
Speaker 1: try that in her car, only in a cop car,
Speaker 1: because I feel like they would have that. We're going
Speaker 1: over a trend of people sharing the dumbest things they've
Speaker 1: ever done. Text in four one oh six one if
Speaker 1: you have one, or call us eighty eight three four
Speaker 1: three one oh six one. If you have something dumb
Speaker 1: that you've like, you'd like to brag about.
Speaker 3: Just going back to some view kept having babies with
Speaker 3: this baby mom count is dumb.
Speaker 2: Eight years of my life.
Speaker 1: That's probably the dumbest thing I've ever done. He says
Speaker 1: that I used my finger to click on a hyperlink
Speaker 1: on my paper resume during a job interview. Well I
Speaker 1: didn't get the job.
Speaker 2: Was that dumber? You're just tired, you know? Did you
Speaker 2: have your coffee? Auto pilot?
Speaker 1: Another one said I work at a grocery store and
Speaker 1: one of my jobs is to put back the abandoned carts.
Speaker 1: On multiple occasions, after grabbing the cart, I go on
Speaker 1: auto part autopilot and start grocery shopping.
Speaker 2: While they're working.
Speaker 1: Just then a card in their head, like I guess
Speaker 1: it's time to go grocery shopping. That would make sense,
Speaker 1: That feels smart. That's called multitasking.
Speaker 4: I feel like autopilot is the reason for ninety nine
Speaker 4: point nine percent of the dumb things we do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I agree. I don't know how many times
Speaker 2: I've just done something like what am I? What am
Speaker 2: I doing? This shoot out of habit. The other day,
Speaker 2: I came to the studio on the weekend. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: I almost said that.
Speaker 5: Also, I scared myself when I woke up, I started
Speaker 5: getting dressed, and I was like, oh my gosh, what
Speaker 5: am I doing?
Speaker 2: I can go back to bed.
Speaker 1: And I don't know if that's stupid or if it's
Speaker 1: a sign that you have a real problem.
Speaker 4: I literally it was just on the same street as
Speaker 4: the studio and came here instead of going where I
Speaker 4: needed to go.
Speaker 1: Really, somebody texted in at four one o six one,
Speaker 1: And I've done this a lot, freaked out looking for
Speaker 1: my cell phone while I was on my cell phone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I do that with my keys all the time.
Speaker 1: I'm like running around the house like where did I
Speaker 1: put them? This is flate for everything right now, this
Speaker 1: is terrible. I know what, I usually put them in
Speaker 1: the bowl by the door. Where would've put them. I'm
Speaker 1: checking all my clothes and everything, and literally ten minutes later,
Speaker 1: I'm looking at my hand and I'm.
Speaker 4: Like, like scratching your head with your key.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's another jubile phone frame.
Speaker 2: Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Trevor.
Speaker 6: Okay, Trevor.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry I didn't fully identify myself. Hello, this is
Speaker 2: Trevor calling from All It Works. I was looking for
Speaker 2: our customer band who has his BMW in here with
Speaker 2: a sound system being installed.
Speaker 6: Hi.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's me okay in five competition? Yeah, yeah, that one.
Speaker 2: So you were having a sound system installed in it?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Is it done? Is that so?
Speaker 2: Good news? Y'all? Like it's all done and it sounds
Speaker 2: great like we tested it all, like the car is.
Speaker 6: Dude.
Speaker 2: But I'll have a question that I should ask you
Speaker 2: because I, like, I was just gonna make sure something. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: ask Okay, So your cousin picked it up? Is that correct?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: What do you mean your cousin?
Speaker 6: No one should be picking up the car?
Speaker 2: Okay, but you said to how your cousin to pick
Speaker 2: it up and take it? Is that correct? And absolutely not?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 6: I didn't.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, So are.
Speaker 8: You trying to tell me right now that someone else
Speaker 8: came and picked up the car?
Speaker 2: That's what you're trying to tell me right now? Your
Speaker 2: cousin did just like about two hours ago. And I
Speaker 2: was real busy. So I was like, what do you
Speaker 2: mean my car?
Speaker 8: How often do you giving away a car to someone
Speaker 8: else that you didn't you never met before?
Speaker 2: What are you just taking their word?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 2: I just started like, a that car is a six
Speaker 2: figure car.
Speaker 10: You're just letting just any random you give it the
Speaker 10: keys to anyone?
Speaker 2: Well, no, I didn't give the keys to just anybody. Like,
Speaker 2: so I thought maybe I should call you when they
Speaker 2: were here and I'll like ask. But then like they
Speaker 2: were like, look in the shop, and then they were
Speaker 2: asking about the car, and then they said they were
Speaker 2: your cousin, and so I was like real busy, well
Speaker 2: because I had a couple of customers in here, and
Speaker 2: I was like, well, I'll just call in tract later.
Speaker 2: So yeah, but your cousin he picked it up like
Speaker 2: two hours ago.
Speaker 6: No, you gave my car to some random person.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't have a cousin.
Speaker 6: Did they even know who the guy was?
Speaker 8: Did they tell you a name or did they just like, yeah,
Speaker 8: that's my cousin's BMW And You're like okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they said the car is nice and that's my cousin's,
Speaker 2: So where are the keys? And then I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's cool, Like it's a super nice move, like as
Speaker 2: a cousin to come pick it up because you're probably
Speaker 2: busy at work or whatever. And so then I gave
Speaker 2: them the keys and then.
Speaker 6: They they stole my card.
Speaker 8: You gave my keys to just some random walking off
Speaker 8: the street, and it's like, that's a nice car.
Speaker 6: Let me have a keys. What's wrong with Here's what
Speaker 6: I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2: What's what's your name, Tyler Trevor.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna call the cops and I'm gonna let them
Speaker 8: know that you let someone steal my car.
Speaker 6: That's what's happening right here.
Speaker 2: Okay, Like one, I don't really want to get involved
Speaker 2: in your family drama.
Speaker 6: You know, don't get involved.
Speaker 8: You just gave someone the key to my car and
Speaker 8: let them drive god knows where.
Speaker 2: But I give the case to your cousin.
Speaker 6: Is listen to me very careful.
Speaker 8: My car has been stolen and it's your fault, all right,
Speaker 8: And I'm gonna call the cops and I'm gonna tell
Speaker 8: them driver, Oh, there's the one who gave him the keys.
Speaker 6: All right, you're ready to be.
Speaker 8: An accomplished to grant theft auto.
Speaker 6: That's what's gonna happen?
Speaker 2: Oh, can I tell you something else?
Speaker 6: Unless you're about to tell me that you know where
Speaker 6: my car is.
Speaker 2: No, I don't want to hear anything else. I was
Speaker 2: just gonna tell you that your brother sew you up
Speaker 2: for this phone call.
Speaker 1: Because this is actually Jubil from the Jubbil Show doing
Speaker 1: a phone brank on you and your brothers set you up.
Speaker 2: What it's a joke.
Speaker 1: He said that you had your car in the shop
Speaker 1: getting a sound system in it, and you love your
Speaker 1: car and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 2: Oh, is this what you do?
Speaker 6: This is?
Speaker 2: This is your job? Here is you just call people
Speaker 2: and tell them they got their car stolen. You're you're
Speaker 2: interrupting my day at work.
Speaker 8: You're taking time away from me actually making money to
Speaker 8: forward the car to tell me that stolen.
Speaker 6: That's what you're gonna do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's it's like supposed to be funny.
Speaker 6: Does it sound like I'm laughing right now? Now? This
Speaker 6: sounds it sounds like I'm enjoying this.
Speaker 2: You're just like this real funny.
Speaker 8: When I get my lawyer on the phone and you
Speaker 8: start hearing from my lawyer, right, my brother's gonna hear
Speaker 8: from it right now, Okay, totals wake up.
Speaker 2: Every morning with jubile phone.
Speaker 3: Franks time for Nina's what's trending? Can we try to
Speaker 3: understand this together? We're this is about TikTok because we're
Speaker 3: on TikTok Watch. It was extended for seventy five days.
Speaker 3: The president signed an order that says it will allow
Speaker 3: him to either sell it or close it in that
Speaker 3: seventy five day extension. And so I'm gonna explain a
Speaker 3: few things that I don't know that I'm fully understanding.
Speaker 3: And maybe you guys have seen some of this in
Speaker 3: the news too, so maybe we can try to get
Speaker 3: it together. So allegedly, not even allegedly reportedly, the president
Speaker 3: threatened China with a tariff if the deal isn't done.
Speaker 1: I thought we were already doing that or not.
Speaker 2: Okay, so he's doing that.
Speaker 3: Then we're talking about ownership, and currently sixty percent of
Speaker 3: TikTok is owned by companies Black Rocks, a Queena, An
Speaker 3: International Group, and all of that. But that's not Chinese,
Speaker 3: right or is it all?
Speaker 2: I don't know, Okay, I think it is.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't think so either. So then three of
Speaker 1: the five board members of byte Edance, the company that
Speaker 1: owns TikTok, are Americans. So the founders of TikTok own
Speaker 1: twenty percent of the company and employees own the last twenty.
Speaker 1: So now they're saying, China doesn't even own the app
Speaker 1: or company, So why is it an I have no idea.
Speaker 1: Does did you guys follow that?
Speaker 3: I mean I followed, But now I'm trying to understand
Speaker 3: what the problem is that because okay.
Speaker 2: I need to be careful here, ooh.
Speaker 4: Because it has nothing to do with real This is
Speaker 4: all one hundred percent politics. And I'm gonna say this.
Speaker 4: The moment the country of America starts banning things, you
Speaker 4: should be terrified. That's not what we do, that's not
Speaker 4: how we operate. And the second that starts happening, you
Speaker 4: should question everything that the government says or does because that.
Speaker 2: Is a scary place to.
Speaker 1: Be sort of stomping on our rights for free speech
Speaker 1: and things like that.
Speaker 2: Not sort of it totally is.
Speaker 3: So what we're saying is that, well, we've that's been
Speaker 3: part of the conversation this whole time. But so what
Speaker 3: we're saying is all of this has nothing.
Speaker 2: To do with it.
Speaker 4: It actually doesn't matter because reality is irrelevant because it's
Speaker 4: about political points.
Speaker 2: It's disgusting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, interesting, Well, the reality is we probably have no
Speaker 1: idea what the real issue is. Also, if you're in
Speaker 1: the government, might know, right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if there is a security issue, there's a way
Speaker 4: to fix that, require a pass through some sort of
Speaker 4: data center that encrypts the data before it goes back
Speaker 4: to quote unquote China's fine, there's a middle ground here.
Speaker 2: You don't ban things. That's not what we do. It
Speaker 2: just data.
Speaker 3: Does it have anything to do with the amount of
Speaker 3: money and stuff that people make on it or spending
Speaker 3: on it or any say you say.
Speaker 2: To money, it's money.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty much everything comes down to in our government.
Speaker 3: Well, speaking of money and TikTok, this is actually wild.
Speaker 3: There are people willing to spend five thousand dollars up
Speaker 3: to fifty thousand dollars on phones on eBay and TikTok
Speaker 3: pre installed on them. They're calling them coveted collectibles.
Speaker 1: But also you can't download the app right now, so
Speaker 1: if the phone already has it, then you're set fifty
Speaker 1: thousand dollars.
Speaker 5: Okay, but that's yet of all, Like you knew this
Speaker 5: was happening, and you didn't download it just to download
Speaker 5: it at least to have it on your phone, Like.
Speaker 4: Honey, idea, I deleted it so I can't get it back. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I can't get back and I can log online, but
Speaker 4: I can't get it back on my phone.
Speaker 1: Fifty grand though, so that you can have TikTok, Like, why,
Speaker 1: that's an addiction?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 1: It's that scarier to me that people need it this badly.
Speaker 2: That is an absolute addiction.
Speaker 1: Does that mean I could sell my phone that's in
Speaker 1: my pocket right now that has TikTok on it to somebody. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you won't text in for.
Speaker 2: Fifty grand from my phone right now? You can have it?
Speaker 4: Man, you go about seventy days, I got seventy days
Speaker 4: left and then and then that's gonna be worth fifty
Speaker 4: grand in your pocket.
Speaker 1: Yeah, double it.
Speaker 2: But you know that's what's trending.
Speaker 11: It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubil Show.
Speaker 1: Mark is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater.
Speaker 1: He's been with his girlfriend Dory for three years now,
Speaker 1: but now he thinks something might be going on, so
Speaker 1: we'll see if we can help him out. Mark I'm
Speaker 1: sorry they have to come on the show this way,
Speaker 1: But what's up? Man? What's going on with your girlfriend?
Speaker 1: Why do you think she's cheating?
Speaker 9: I think because she's sort of like gonem I a
Speaker 9: on me, Like she hasn't resmonder than any calls or
Speaker 9: any texts. And I really know what's going on because
Speaker 9: like the last time we hang out, I went to
Speaker 9: a bar and was like a regular normal night, nothing out.
Speaker 6: Of the blue.
Speaker 10: But now, like I don't know what she's doing, so
Speaker 10: I thought you guys could help me.
Speaker 9: It's just really weird. I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 9: I haven't seen her or talk to her in days now.
Speaker 1: It's like I've been together for three years and she ghosted.
Speaker 10: You, and I know she's like I know she's not, like.
Speaker 9: She's nothing awful happened to her because like a friend
Speaker 9: of mine like saw her out and so she's right.
Speaker 10: You know, she's not dead or anything. She's not sick
Speaker 10: or something like that.
Speaker 1: But yeah, have you just like rolled up on her?
Speaker 1: This is your girlfriend of three years.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: If somebody is not talking to me that I've been
Speaker 3: with for three years, I'm gonna be outside her door yeah.
Speaker 9: I mean it's not like we don't have that thing
Speaker 9: where like we talk every single day, you know, but
Speaker 9: then when we hang out, we really hang out.
Speaker 6: Okay, So I thought, you guys can help me.
Speaker 3: In the three years that you've been dating her, has
Speaker 3: she ever done anything like this before.
Speaker 9: No, She's like she's always been like very loyal, like reliable,
Speaker 9: that kind of girlfriend, you know, like she shows up,
Speaker 9: you know, like she's really presents, always there, She's always around.
Speaker 9: She's like that kind of girl. So I do think
Speaker 9: I do have an idea of like who she might
Speaker 9: be with, because there's like a new guy hanging around,
Speaker 9: and like it might.
Speaker 6: It might be this guy that she's seen.
Speaker 2: Do you know the guy?
Speaker 9: Like I don't know, but I do know that it
Speaker 9: goes bar and if she'd go into that bar, then
Speaker 9: he's there. And I'm sure, like if I haven't seen her,
Speaker 9: she's not answering my messages.
Speaker 6: Okay, I don't feel I can't.
Speaker 9: Show my face there though I'm too, I don't know,
Speaker 9: I don't feel weird about it, but if you guys.
Speaker 6: Can help me out. Yeah, A friend.
Speaker 9: Of mine told me that he saw her at that bar,
Speaker 9: and I thought maybe if you guys could like call
Speaker 9: her and say like, oh, we have a certificate for
Speaker 9: this place, and like see how she reacts.
Speaker 6: Okay, because she's like I go there all the time,
Speaker 6: then you know.
Speaker 1: Okay, So basically try to find out if she goes
Speaker 1: to that bar, because if she's going to that bar,
Speaker 1: then she's hanging out with that dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, Okay, Yeah we can do that.
Speaker 1: We'll play a song come back, and then call her
Speaker 1: and pretend to be from the bar and I don't know,
Speaker 1: offer a gift card or something, and just we'll figure
Speaker 1: out a way to find out if she's been going
Speaker 1: in there.
Speaker 10: Okay, yeah, thank you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh man, play a song come back. Get your
Speaker 1: to Catch Cheater next if you're just joining us for
Speaker 1: Today's to Catch a Cheater. Mark is on the phone
Speaker 1: and he thinks that his girlfriend of three years, Dory,
Speaker 1: might be cheating on him. We're about to see if
Speaker 1: we can help him find out if she is cheating.
Speaker 1: But first, Mark, why don't you catch everybody up on
Speaker 1: your situation?
Speaker 9: Yeah, So basically, I've been seeing this girl for like
Speaker 9: three years, and I think she's seeing someone else, and
Speaker 9: I thought you guys can help me.
Speaker 10: I think she's like hangs out at it at this bar.
Speaker 9: Uh and it's you guys can like call her up
Speaker 9: and like offer her, you know, like a gift card
Speaker 9: to this place, and she says, oh yeah, Like I
Speaker 9: basically want to catch her that she is going to
Speaker 9: this place.
Speaker 6: And she's like she's seeing someone else, is what I think. Okay,
Speaker 6: because I've.
Speaker 9: Asked her form in the passage she's gone to this
Speaker 9: bar and she says, no, my friend had seen her there,
Speaker 9: and I know this is this other guy that goes
Speaker 9: to that bar, So okay, I think she's yeah, she's
Speaker 9: going to the bar and.
Speaker 6: She's seen this other guy and she's not telling me
Speaker 6: you ready, Yeah, I'm ready? Thank you Helen.
Speaker 2: Hi is this Dory?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is that Hey? This is Shortble.
Speaker 1: I'm calling from bar.
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 6: Oh Hey, I'm just a you know.
Speaker 1: It's probably good. I know it's probably weird that I'm
Speaker 1: calling you, but uh, you've been coming in here quite
Speaker 1: a bit lately.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I've been enjoying my time there.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we get people coming in. We try to look
Speaker 1: up their information to call them up and say thanks
Speaker 1: for checking us out.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 6: Oh sure, my pleasure.
Speaker 1: I want to offer you a hundred dollars gift card
Speaker 1: for being a new customer. That's why I'm calling Gez.
Speaker 1: Get it out of your mouth.
Speaker 6: Oh wow, one hundred that's awesome. Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely. What do you like about our establishment?
Speaker 7: I always like to check out kind of the new
Speaker 7: the new bars in town, and I feel like it's
Speaker 7: a very different vibe kind of from the bars.
Speaker 2: I'm used to.
Speaker 7: It's a little bit more like refined. I guess which
Speaker 7: is which is really nice. I think your drinks are.
Speaker 6: Really good, like the beers you have on tap.
Speaker 10: Thank you.
Speaker 7: Guys have a really great vibe going on there really
Speaker 7: the crafts, cocktails and stuff, and.
Speaker 6: I know what, You're really good? All right, what Joees? Sorry,
Speaker 6: is someone there?
Speaker 2: What was that?
Speaker 10: I said? Both, I knew it, Dorry, it's me.
Speaker 6: You are going to you are going what do?
Speaker 1: This is actually the Jewel Show. It's a radio show
Speaker 1: and this is to catch a cheater. And your boyfriend
Speaker 1: Mark is on the phone because he suspected you might
Speaker 1: be cheating.
Speaker 6: Cheating, Yo, Yeah, you're going to. You just admitted it.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm sorry he said that.
Speaker 1: He said to you guys that we.
Speaker 6: Were together, that like we're a couple.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, we're not.
Speaker 6: We're not dating. I don't I have never dated him
Speaker 6: in my life.
Speaker 7: No, I only know Mark because I go to his bar,
Speaker 7: Like I'm a regular at his bar.
Speaker 6: What dude, this is so weird. You're accusing me.
Speaker 7: You're blasting me on the radio for cheating when we're
Speaker 7: not even We've never been a couple.
Speaker 10: You've never asked me out, we've never gone on a date.
Speaker 6: So you're super weird. Dude.
Speaker 10: Yeah, okay, yeah, dory, Yeah, I call these guys.
Speaker 9: I lie to the show because then even if he
Speaker 9: gets called you and get you to admit that, you're
Speaker 9: going to okay, because that's the only way I'm going
Speaker 9: to find out the truth.
Speaker 6: Because I asked you and you wouldn't tell me. What
Speaker 6: is okay?
Speaker 10: So I'm gonna tell you right now.
Speaker 6: You're not allowed back in my bar anymore.
Speaker 2: Wait, what is this?
Speaker 6: Yeah? All right?
Speaker 9: So yeah, I'm I'm the manager at and Dor used
Speaker 9: to come in. She was like our favorite customers. She
Speaker 9: would come in every week like the whole staff lover.
Speaker 9: She's like she loved the vibe in there. She always
Speaker 9: say nice things. She's super complimentary of everyone, and then yeah,
Speaker 9: and then suddenly she just disappears, and yeah, that's why
Speaker 9: I called you guys.
Speaker 6: I allowed you guys to get her to tell the truth.
Speaker 6: I knew it. I knew it.
Speaker 10: Their main competitor, Dory. How could you I told you that?
Speaker 2: Mark?
Speaker 10: I'm sorry.
Speaker 7: I literally how many times have I told you, like
Speaker 7: literally every weekend that I need fried pickles on the menu.
Speaker 6: And if you didn't put them on.
Speaker 7: There, then I was gonna have to like play the
Speaker 7: field and see like.
Speaker 10: Who else, like who.
Speaker 6: Else was in you know what I mean? But you
Speaker 6: didn't listen. We worry about that anymore. Go enjoy, Go
Speaker 6: enjoy your pickles. Bed, I don't care anymore. I will,
Speaker 6: I absolutely will.
Speaker 9: I told you we're not putting frying pickles on the menu.
Speaker 9: It's not that kind of place, Okay.
Speaker 6: Why not? It's not our vibe.
Speaker 7: The reason why I like pickleback shots, it's because alcohol
Speaker 7: and pickles go well together.
Speaker 6: People, then there's a problem.
Speaker 9: No, So yeah, you and you like ranch stressing too, right,
Speaker 9: you complain about that. That's why I have at my
Speaker 9: bar Ioli is better than ranch. That's so pretentious, like dude,
Speaker 9: I knew you were going to a place to enjoy
Speaker 9: your fried pickles and your pull tabs.
Speaker 6: You're not welcome at our bar anymore. Cheater.
Speaker 1: Wow, well, I guess you got your answer.
Speaker 6: Mark. Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2: And enjoy the fried pickles.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm gonna eat those far away.
Speaker 10: From here fried pickles, Your fried pickles.
Speaker 11: The jewel shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 2: I'm stupid, you're smart. I was wrong, you were right.
Speaker 2: You're the best, I'm the worst. You're very good looking.
Speaker 2: I'm not attractive.
Speaker 1: It's almost time for America's as long as you admit Jesus,
Speaker 1: they jumped the gun and they did go earlier. It
Speaker 1: happens sometimes, even to the best of us. Sorry about that.
Speaker 1: I promise to do a better job. Tomorrow's almost time
Speaker 1: for America's favorite trivia game. You Versus Victoria. Your chance
Speaker 1: to take on our own Victoria Ramirez and a hold
Speaker 1: onto your butts game of Trivia for all the trivia glory. Also,
Speaker 1: speaking of holding onto your bum bum, you need to
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Speaker 1: go to the Jubil Show dot com if you want
Speaker 1: to play. And now let's get Victoria's brain all warmed
Speaker 1: up and ready to go.
Speaker 5: I have trash talk, okay, shot it by myself yesterday.
Speaker 1: All right you the I is all all me. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is your bit on all Victoria and her trash talk.
Speaker 1: You want to hear your trash talk music your music?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 5: Oh guys, not feeling too hot.
Speaker 2: Can be sick.
Speaker 5: You guys followed an encyclopedia this morning.
Speaker 2: But if there's so much knowledge jump at you, you're
Speaker 2: gonna know it hits you. Which letter? What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Which letter did you swallow? Football? The questions have whatever
Speaker 2: letter you swallowed? I sold an encyclopedia. You don't know
Speaker 2: how encyclopedia are.
Speaker 1: It's a good attempt, Victoria.
Speaker 2: You take it. You didn't mess that one up at all.
Speaker 2: I don't know you really didn't. Thank you.
Speaker 13: Yeah, that was solid, great delivery. Yeah, well I care
Speaker 13: about right now. The first in the encyclopedia series. So
Speaker 13: if the questions are hard, varc She's got it all right,
Speaker 13: call right now if you want to play verse. Victoria's
Speaker 13: coming up right after.
Speaker 2: This Good morning. Can I take your ordering? It's tall.
Speaker 2: Trip had a large black cock?
Speaker 6: Large black cock?
Speaker 2: Do you mean aventy?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: I mean he means event. Yeah, the biggest funny venty.
Speaker 10: Is large, is twenty large is large?
Speaker 2: In fact, coll is large and grande is Spanish for large.
Speaker 6: Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large.
Speaker 2: It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid
Speaker 2: and three languages.
Speaker 1: Time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria, your
Speaker 1: chance to take on the trivia Powerhouse. Victoria Ramirez, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I am for one hundred dollars gift card to Macy's
Speaker 1: and let's meet today's contestant. For you, Verus Victoria, the
Speaker 1: lovely and talented Jenna. What's up, Jenna?
Speaker 2: How are you? Hi, guys? How you doing great? Pretty good?
Speaker 5: How confident are you in this game today? Jenna just
Speaker 5: gotta curious.
Speaker 1: Well, Victoria has had a few rough days.
Speaker 6: Wow, why you call that confident?
Speaker 2: Rough days?
Speaker 1: Confident? We can say not as confident days. I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm.
Speaker 13: Confident challenging they were challenging day.
Speaker 2: Okay, that was a nice way to say. I mean,
Speaker 2: she's just talking fact a challenge today or two before?
Speaker 2: You what? Really?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know today we're gonna send Victoria out of
Speaker 1: the studio and while she's leaving, Jenna. Game is played
Speaker 1: like this. You have thirty seconds to answer as many
Speaker 1: questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say
Speaker 1: passed and Victoria has to beat you outright to way Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, are you ready?
Speaker 2: I am as ready as I will be.
Speaker 1: Here we go, Jenna, your time starts now.
Speaker 3: What do you call the imaginary line that runs from
Speaker 3: the North Pole to the South Pole through Greenwich, England?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's not the equator but equator. What
Speaker 2: is the name of the deepest part of the ocean.
Speaker 1: Path? What is the name of the scientist who developed
Speaker 1: the laws.
Speaker 2: Of motion, Albert Einstein.
Speaker 3: What is the term for the path a planket takes
Speaker 3: around the sun? A planet? Wow, takes around the sun?
Speaker 10: How long?
Speaker 2: Let me say that again because I messed it up.
Speaker 1: What is the term for the path a planet takes
Speaker 1: around the sun?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 6: My god, path?
Speaker 1: I'm so bad. All right, we'll bring Victoria back into
Speaker 1: the studio and while she's putting your headphones on and
Speaker 1: getting settled, Jenna, what's something you will like to tell
Speaker 1: the world today?
Speaker 12: Check in on your loved ones and tell them that
Speaker 12: you love them.
Speaker 2: It's a good point.
Speaker 1: That is a very good point. Our listeners are so nice.
Speaker 2: I know, I find it off putting. Yeah, it's pretty bad.
Speaker 2: It's so nice. Yeah, why is that bad? Is it real?
Speaker 2: That's my question, that's my question.
Speaker 6: It is real.
Speaker 2: You can hear it, Jenna's you know, Jenna, I believe
Speaker 2: you because you're on the phone right now. In her vibration. Oh,
Speaker 2: let's wha. We feel much better, Jenna.
Speaker 1: All right, Victoria thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 1: If you don't know one, just say passed, and Jenna,
Speaker 1: you can tell Victoria.
Speaker 2: Whin to go.
Speaker 5: One do three?
Speaker 12: Go?
Speaker 1: What do you call the imaginary line that runs from
Speaker 1: the North Pole to the south through England? Oh?
Speaker 5: Wait, we're just gonna go. I don't wait, that's right,
Speaker 5: Keep going. What is the name of the deepest part
Speaker 5: of the ocean, the drench?
Speaker 6: Wait?
Speaker 2: Does already?
Speaker 9: There?
Speaker 6: Goes?
Speaker 2: Keep going?
Speaker 1: What is the name of a scientist who developed the
Speaker 1: laws of emotion?
Speaker 2: Ends nine? That's not already either, Keep going?
Speaker 1: What do you a term for the path a planet
Speaker 1: takes around the sun?
Speaker 5: His plan his his his his his?
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 1: Yeah, planets can be women too.
Speaker 2: And also say passed. I don't like yelling at I
Speaker 2: really want to win.
Speaker 4: Now, Well, he's gonna cry if you.
Speaker 1: Got what you want to I know it?
Speaker 2: What am I thinking of? I want to know where
Speaker 2: you're going with? His is his his?
Speaker 1: His journey around the.
Speaker 2: The planet is a him. The sun is a hymn.
Speaker 1: When you type it into maps, it's his map.
Speaker 2: I don't know what when you into apps? Is that
Speaker 2: what you said?
Speaker 1: I think that's right.
Speaker 4: Because you're watching on TikTok right now, the Jubile Dot show.
Speaker 2: You can see this chaos me on TikTok right now.
Speaker 2: Really confident. I've got none of those right. You don't
Speaker 2: know that for sure? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did I get any right? Well, let's find out. Let's
Speaker 1: sit it over to the scoreboard and see how you
Speaker 1: guys did with our scoreboard. Producer Brad Noboddy got any right?
Speaker 2: Zero zero?
Speaker 1: Yeah, zero zero, which means Jenna, congratulations, you did it.
Speaker 2: You beat Victoria because the tie.
Speaker 1: Goes see you. Yeah, congratulations.
Speaker 2: She's literally crying. Makes me want to cry.
Speaker 1: You got a hundred dollars gift card to Macy's and
Speaker 1: you can now call yourself the champion of trivia for
Speaker 1: the day. Let's get the answers now with Nina, because
Speaker 1: we desperately need them. I'm sorry, I'm still really caught
Speaker 1: up on a planet typing in maps where you're just
Speaker 1: gonna go okay. So, the imaginary line that runs from
Speaker 1: the North Fold to the South Pole through Greenwich, England
Speaker 1: is called the Prime Meridian. The deepest part of the
Speaker 1: ocean is the Challenger deep inside the Mariana Trench. Inside
Speaker 1: the trench, you were playing with.
Speaker 2: The trench thing.
Speaker 3: Isaac Newton is the name of the scientist who developed
Speaker 3: the laws of motion. Orbit is the term for the
Speaker 3: path a planet takes around the orbit. That's what you're
Speaker 3: going for his orbit?
Speaker 2: Yes, Math.
Speaker 1: What's the son's name?
Speaker 6: Is it?
Speaker 2: Luke?
Speaker 1: I don't know, like what, Jenna, Thank you very much
Speaker 1: for playing.
Speaker 2: I have a great day.
Speaker 1: We play U Verse Victoria at the same time every
Speaker 1: single weekday morning. Remember you want to play Victoria, all
Speaker 1: you have to do is D M U S at
Speaker 1: the Jubil show or go to the Jubeilshow dot com
Speaker 1: you too. You can take on Victoria.
Speaker 2: Could you call her a powerhouse again?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Trivia powerhouse. I don't know it's right now, guys, I don't.
Speaker 1: I think everything's right.
Speaker 2: Thank you. I'm not sad. You can take on Victoria.
Speaker 2: Could you call her a powerhouse again?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Trivia powerhouse.
Speaker 2: I don't know it's wrong with right now, guys.
Speaker 10: I don't.
Speaker 1: I think everything's right, thank you.
Speaker 2: I'm not sad.
Speaker 1: How did you picture in your head? Because I know
Speaker 1: you're a very visual thinker.
Speaker 5: I was picturing him typing into maps and like the
Speaker 5: map showing him the map showing just like his path
Speaker 5: around the.
Speaker 1: Sun, little arms coming out of the sun, typing on
Speaker 1: a phone. Why didn't it was already the maps was
Speaker 1: already put in.
Speaker 2: Oh, I just pictured the little.
Speaker 5: Blue line around the sun. Like where like the car
Speaker 5: is supposed to follow. Oh, okay, follows the car.
Speaker 1: Well like but fine maps, But instead it's the Earth.
Speaker 2: What everyone needs to hop everyone needs what you can
Speaker 2: just hop on this orbit? Yeah, pile in. Everybody hoped
Speaker 2: off the orbit. Save myself.
Speaker 1: He'll hang out with the blueto. We're all hopping on around.
Speaker 1: I can't take a boy in the back yet.
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Speaker 1: Ben is on the phone today for your first Date
Speaker 1: follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Riley.
Speaker 1: So in a second we're gonna call her and see
Speaker 1: if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
Speaker 1: give him another day. But first, Ben, how long has
Speaker 1: it been since you talked to Riley?
Speaker 6: It's like a a week and a half now.
Speaker 1: We've been trying to reach out to her.
Speaker 10: You know, I'm sure not to be crazy, but you know,
Speaker 10: two messages okay.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, you just want to know how
Speaker 1: blatantly ghosted you are.
Speaker 6: Oh, I feel very gsts so long.
Speaker 3: I know that sucks I'm sorry. Okay, let's talk about
Speaker 3: your date. How did you meet her?
Speaker 14: What?
Speaker 1: How did you leave it?
Speaker 6: Personally?
Speaker 10: I think the date, you know, there was a little
Speaker 10: bit of awkwardness, but it was like a good date.
Speaker 10: We're in the same field, so we've known each other forever,
Speaker 10: like or not forever, but like in our professional lives,
Speaker 10: we've known each other. Okay, we've been talking just like
Speaker 10: like friends or co worker or co whatever. And then
Speaker 10: one day like there was this like a thing where
Speaker 10: we I noticed and I just was like, what's trying
Speaker 10: to do?
Speaker 6: A date? And so this was the first one of
Speaker 6: those Okay.
Speaker 1: Well that's kind of an ideal situation.
Speaker 10: The date, I wouldn't be calling it. I thought this
Speaker 10: was like a bad date. I thought the date was great.
Speaker 2: What'd y'all do?
Speaker 10: She met up at my place, but then we walked
Speaker 10: through the there's a really great restaurant near my near
Speaker 10: at me and then so we walked there, had dinner.
Speaker 6: Dinner was great, came back movie.
Speaker 1: Was there any part of this that started to get
Speaker 1: a little awkward or off?
Speaker 6: The one thing that was awkward was.
Speaker 10: On the TV with some dirty video contentat.
Speaker 1: When you turned on your TV that's the last thing
Speaker 1: you were watching.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 10: In my difference was the night before.
Speaker 6: It wasn't like that's what I was doing right before
Speaker 6: the day I.
Speaker 10: Got I brushed my teeth, that took the shower, I went.
Speaker 5: It was.
Speaker 1: A way you turned on the TV and she saw
Speaker 1: what you had been watching that you probably don't want
Speaker 1: people saying what you were watching.
Speaker 6: Definitely not a first day. The thing is, though, we
Speaker 6: laughed off, so she noticed.
Speaker 2: Are you sure she noticed?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 10: Yeah, it was yeah, yeah, you can't see what you saw.
Speaker 1: She laughed it off. But did it seem like it
Speaker 1: bothered her?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 10: Not, That's what I was saying. It was like a hiccuff,
Speaker 10: but it didn't feel like a haircuff.
Speaker 6: Okay, like it.
Speaker 10: Didn't like she was that's how cool she is, Like
Speaker 10: she didn't make.
Speaker 6: It a thing.
Speaker 3: Well, she maybe being polite because also it kind of
Speaker 3: feels like, are you trying to drop a hand?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like this is what that looks?
Speaker 1: Fun Huh.
Speaker 10: I just know that it's weird that we haven't talked
Speaker 10: in so many days.
Speaker 1: Well, how did you leave it?
Speaker 15: That is the I guess the second hang up that
Speaker 15: ice feel I just didn't feel that week like the
Speaker 15: let's go in for the kiss moment, and so I
Speaker 15: just we didn't do that, and.
Speaker 10: So it just was like, let's leave it, but like
Speaker 10: not leave it as.
Speaker 2: A not a day okay.
Speaker 1: So yeah, but and she has been ignoring all of
Speaker 1: your phone calls and text and stuff.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, two messages, but you know, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll try to figure it out. We'll plays song
Speaker 1: Comeback and then call her and see ifs why she's
Speaker 1: ghosting you, maybe get you another day to right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think all right, we'll play song Comeback, get your
Speaker 1: first Day follow up next. Right in the middle of
Speaker 1: today's first Day follow up, if you're just joining us,
Speaker 1: Ben is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Riley.
Speaker 1: So we're about to call her and see if she'll
Speaker 1: tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
Speaker 1: another date. But first, Ben, why don't you recap your
Speaker 1: situation for us.
Speaker 10: We've been friends for a long time.
Speaker 6: We finally made a decision to go on a date.
Speaker 6: We went on a pretty good date. There, there were
Speaker 6: a couple.
Speaker 10: Hiccups, no kiss at the end, there was some studio
Speaker 10: playing when when we when she got back to my place, Yeah,
Speaker 10: accidentally it was it was something playing the night before,
Speaker 10: but it could have been the thing.
Speaker 1: I don't think it is all right, Well, we'll give
Speaker 1: her a call and see if we can figure it
Speaker 1: out for Are you ready?
Speaker 6: Yep, yep, okay?
Speaker 16: Hello, Hi, massweak to Riley please?
Speaker 9: Yeah, this is she?
Speaker 2: Hey Riley?
Speaker 6: How are you?
Speaker 1: My name is Jewbl. I'm calling from a radio show.
Speaker 1: It's called The Jewel Show. Yeah, the show's here, Riley.
Speaker 2: I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. How are you?
Speaker 6: Hi?
Speaker 14: Hi, I'm the little Kirstuse why are you guys calling me?
Speaker 2: Have you ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 14: I mean s been a while, but I don't know
Speaker 14: why you guys are calling me.
Speaker 1: Well, we do a segment on the show called the
Speaker 1: First Day follow Up. That's where if you go on
Speaker 1: a day with somebody and then end up ghosting them,
Speaker 1: we call you and ask why. And we got an
Speaker 1: email about you from somebody.
Speaker 10: Oh really, are.
Speaker 2: You gusting somebody?
Speaker 6: H just a little bit?
Speaker 1: Is his name Ben?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Been emailed us and told us a little bit
Speaker 1: about your date. He also said he likes you a
Speaker 1: lot and he's confused why he's getting ghosted. Would you
Speaker 1: mind telling us.
Speaker 14: I don't know if I should.
Speaker 1: It's okay, you can tell us.
Speaker 14: Yeah, okay, Well I am pretty sure he was high
Speaker 14: lowing that up.
Speaker 1: Why do you think so?
Speaker 10: So we stopped by at his apartment and it.
Speaker 14: Really stink of weed, It really did, okay, and he
Speaker 14: just looked so just contacted. It was just like he
Speaker 14: was out in outer space and like kind of talk
Speaker 14: to him. Like the whole entire date, it was just
Speaker 14: like couldn't get like cool sentences from him.
Speaker 6: And you know, since we've.
Speaker 14: Known you to it for a long time, it's totally
Speaker 14: insisted of who.
Speaker 6: I really know.
Speaker 2: I mean, maybe he was kind of nervous.
Speaker 3: You know, some people like to take a shot before
Speaker 3: they go on a date and then maybe like that's
Speaker 3: not his jam.
Speaker 1: But like he just you know, like smoked a little
Speaker 1: bowl real quick.
Speaker 14: But I just think Jen was a looser.
Speaker 1: Oh so you don't like that if he was stoned.
Speaker 14: Yeah, when it comes to gun like he just he's
Speaker 14: just not the person. You know, he usually has like
Speaker 14: belong I dances and a sage. On our date, it
Speaker 14: was just like yeah, yeah, it's all right.
Speaker 1: You felt like you were talking to a wall.
Speaker 6: Yes, a big stone wall.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, well, thank you for telling us. Appreciate it,
Speaker 1: and now I'll let you know that Ben is actually
Speaker 1: on the phone listening and wants to.
Speaker 2: Talk to you.
Speaker 6: Oh you have a weed. You don't you have a
Speaker 6: problem with weed?
Speaker 2: How was your takeaway?
Speaker 12: I do.
Speaker 6: Is the creative?
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's I'm I'm uh yeah, I'm baffled, but like what,
Speaker 10: we're adults. It's like people spoke weed, so you were high. Yeah,
Speaker 10: I'm high right now, I'm high afterward. Yeah, like what, Yeah,
Speaker 10: I'm an adult. This is just what I do through
Speaker 10: the day. It's not everyone new I'm high. It's not
Speaker 10: a problem, but I am high most of the time.
Speaker 2: You a totally different from work and on our day.
Speaker 6: So yeah, that's because there's work weed, and then there's
Speaker 6: after work weed, and I it's so weird. I don't
Speaker 6: even think I didn't even do much anymore. Like no one,
Speaker 6: like no one ever.
Speaker 10: This is the first person I ever checked me on like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 10: you're high.
Speaker 2: Oh I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to follow you right now.
Speaker 10: Ben, I'm I only have a little bit flustered. This
Speaker 10: is not I cannot believe this is a problem. I
Speaker 10: thought this was like not it's just what we were
Speaker 10: in it. We understood each other.
Speaker 2: You're just up the person I thought you walled.
Speaker 14: Well, we'll talk into the wall on our date.
Speaker 10: Yeah yeah, okay, that's that's okay, that's that's chilling me.
Speaker 6: I guess you know.
Speaker 10: I don't want this to be weird? Can we like
Speaker 10: still be friends? Is this like a are you like done?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: Let me ask Riley, would you like to go on
Speaker 1: another date with Ben? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 14: I mean, I definitely don't want to go on a
Speaker 14: second date with Ben, but I'm cool with us being friends.
Speaker 6: Okay, We're gonna be friends.
Speaker 10: Like you want to come over and smoke lead and
Speaker 10: play some video games.
Speaker 6: This is what I do with all my other friends.
Speaker 10: No, I owed you that, but we can still be friends.
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 1: Well, Ben, I'm sorry. No second date and no video games?
Speaker 10: Yeah all right, well this is embarrassing.
Speaker 6: Smoke some disappoyment.
Speaker 2: We okay.
Speaker 1: Jubele's first date follow up, Hey you want to win
Speaker 1: a thousand dollars, then hang out for three minutes because
Speaker 1: pay your bills is coming up. Also a nineteen year
Speaker 1: old in Fond Delac, Wisconsin, freaked out so bad about
Speaker 1: the TikTok band that he's been arrested for burning down
Speaker 1: his congress person's Oh oh, speaking of that, who on
Speaker 1: this show had a huge meltdown over losing TikTok for
Speaker 1: twelve hours? And will they face prosecution because of what
Speaker 1: they did? You'll find out that and what's going on
Speaker 1: with our lives when we check in with the show
Speaker 1: right after this. It's the Jewel Show, is shrewe.
Speaker 2: Your bell and down inviting everyone.
Speaker 1: You s the biggest gift would be from me, and
Speaker 1: the car detached would say, Every iconic show has their
Speaker 1: wacky cast of characters, and the Jewel Show is no different.
Speaker 1: Why it's the Jewel Show with your drunken Nina Hi,
Speaker 1: And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi. And
Speaker 1: who could forget the quirky neighbor kid who lives next
Speaker 1: door and pops by every once in a while to
Speaker 1: ask if we can keep it down between the hours
Speaker 1: of six and nine PM, because that's when the muskrats
Speaker 1: that she just acquired off the dark Web get frisky
Speaker 1: and she needs them to have some good muskrat love
Speaker 1: him because she's trying to have the largest muskrat and
Speaker 1: doo in North America.
Speaker 2: Our social media producer.
Speaker 1: Gabby also a producer, Brad, he's a dad.
Speaker 2: Hey there, Tiger, and then there's me.
Speaker 1: I'm and this is the Jubil Show and this is
Speaker 1: the time of week where we find out what's going
Speaker 1: on in our lives. And now, Nina, what's going on
Speaker 1: in your life?
Speaker 3: So I had to run in with a man in
Speaker 3: a public restroom inside of the airport.
Speaker 2: Wait a lot.
Speaker 1: I'm actually very disappointed in myself. Why so a lot
Speaker 1: of politicians in trouble. It wasn't my finest moment. So
Speaker 1: I went to New York over the weekend to go
Speaker 1: visit some friends. Really quick trip, but I was so
Speaker 1: excited on my way out that I sat down, had
Speaker 1: a couple glasses of wine and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel really good.
Speaker 3: Try to use the restroom before I got on the plane.
Speaker 3: And I look up for a second, I just see
Speaker 3: this man standing there, and I'm like, excuse me, sir,
Speaker 3: what are you doing in here? And I kept walking
Speaker 3: a little bit forward and I look over to the
Speaker 3: side and there's three more gentlemen just lined up using
Speaker 3: the Urinals because I walked into the men's restaurant the
Speaker 3: first time you've done that. You've done that like two
Speaker 3: other times with me, but this is the first time
Speaker 3: I did it on accident.
Speaker 1: I've done it on purpose because I didn't want to
Speaker 1: wait in line.
Speaker 2: This time I did it on accident.
Speaker 1: And I literally called this guy out and he was
Speaker 1: just looking at me, like, lady, you are in the
Speaker 1: rock get out of here. Ew, this is cool.
Speaker 2: I was a lightweight. The line got me active, funny.
Speaker 2: I'm not proud, not proud at all. Victoria. What's going
Speaker 2: on this week?
Speaker 1: I'm really scared what my neighbors are trying to think
Speaker 1: of me, because.
Speaker 5: They probably I just am screaming around, listening to music,
Speaker 5: you know, hanging out. And then the other day my
Speaker 5: blender broke and so I had to buy a new one,
Speaker 5: and I asked Brad if I should buy like a
Speaker 5: nutribullet type of blender like I had before, or a
Speaker 5: big kid blender, like an actual blender.
Speaker 1: He told me the big kid blender.
Speaker 5: So I did. I ordered it and I was really
Speaker 5: excited to use it. I was putting everything in it,
Speaker 5: making a smoothie. I got so excited, I turned it
Speaker 5: on and forgot the cap everywhere and I screamed and
Speaker 5: I got so scared. And my neighbor like, I saw
Speaker 5: him the next morning because he goes on like runs
Speaker 5: when we come.
Speaker 2: In for work.
Speaker 5: That's really early, and so I just saw him the
Speaker 5: next morning. He just like looks at me, kind of
Speaker 5: shakes his head and just like walks away.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, thanks.
Speaker 1: It's like an older man. I'm so sorry for being
Speaker 1: your So why did.
Speaker 3: He check on you if you're screaming? Didn't you want
Speaker 3: to see if you were alive and not being strangled.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure he thought it was my own fault.
Speaker 5: He's like, you know what, I don't even want to
Speaker 5: know what her for, Like a no, I don't even
Speaker 5: want to check one.
Speaker 1: Oh look it's our social media producer, Gabby.
Speaker 2: What's going on with you?
Speaker 11: I am flying high off my book club weekend.
Speaker 1: It was so much fun. Anyone that has a book
Speaker 1: club out there, here's a tip for you.
Speaker 11: Get the make your own Jeopardy like online and play
Speaker 11: it with your friends about the books. It is so
Speaker 11: much fun. I genuinely had the best weekend. Also, on
Speaker 11: ex storm just dropped it's the third book in the
Speaker 11: fourth Wing series, and if you.
Speaker 2: Want to chat about it, you can DM.
Speaker 11: Wait, I will to those dms only Jeff's the game.
Speaker 5: Where like you put it on a screen, you have
Speaker 5: to like click on it, like for five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Is just so wholesome.
Speaker 1: There's mine there wine, there is wine, and.
Speaker 2: Let's be honest, the books they're reading.
Speaker 1: Are not The content was not that wholesome. But man,
Speaker 1: dirty wizards out there, spells with their huge wands.
Speaker 2: Jeopardy with that.
Speaker 6: This week?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like I'm getting more empathetic. My daughter
Speaker 4: had asked me to help her with some homework and
Speaker 4: I borderline cried at how sad the.
Speaker 2: Math book was. Why why wait, it's got so many problems? Wow,
Speaker 2: they didn't stop there. I was eating a pickle, almost
Speaker 2: cried again, Why is it sour? No?
Speaker 4: Thinking about how jarring that experience was to that cucumber, you.
Speaker 2: Feel like my body's shaking. What's going on with? What's
Speaker 2: going on with me? This week?
Speaker 1: I would just like to inspire all of our listeners
Speaker 1: to steal our material and post it online.
Speaker 2: What do it?
Speaker 1: And the reason I say that is that I actually
Speaker 1: was sad about the TikTok thing for a second, because
Speaker 1: social media for me, has been an issue in my
Speaker 1: life sometimes because of things that I've done on social
Speaker 1: media a lot of times because of things that I've
Speaker 1: done on social media. That's the whole time, because I
Speaker 1: think I've done on social media. Well, also I've got
Speaker 1: great traction on TikTok, Like I have a lot of
Speaker 1: followers of shows, over two million on TikTok, and it's joke,
Speaker 1: and I like being able to go live there and
Speaker 1: talk to people because it's fun. So I really actually
Speaker 1: enjoy it. And I was bummed out because I did
Speaker 1: a live like right before it was supposed to go
Speaker 1: away for the twelve hours, and I was like, man,
Speaker 1: I'm going to miss being able to go live and
Speaker 1: talk to people on TikTok. But also there's a lot
Speaker 1: of stuff going viral from the old show that I
Speaker 1: was on, and that's great, right, but people are seeing
Speaker 1: that and they constantly are talking about the other asking
Speaker 1: me questions about it, like if it still exists, Like
Speaker 1: they don't even realize that I do a new show
Speaker 1: called The Jewbel Show, And so I have to tell
Speaker 1: people all the time, like no, that was five years ago.
Speaker 1: I've been doing this show for five years. I've been
Speaker 1: doing the Jewel Show for five years. Tell a friend, right,
Speaker 1: five years.
Speaker 2: But I would love it.
Speaker 1: If some of the You Will Show stuff would go
Speaker 1: the same kind of viral, right, Like, just so any
Speaker 1: accounts that want to use the stuff, go for it.
Speaker 2: Monetize it.
Speaker 1: People making so much money on that concept, go for it.
Speaker 1: I know the lawyers of the company probably like, don't
Speaker 1: say that, but I'm like, whatever, do.
Speaker 2: I want people to see the show?
Speaker 1: You know know about it, So go ahead, rip off
Speaker 1: our stuff, share it all you want, and.
Speaker 2: You wonder why you's gotten in trouble for me.
Speaker 1: Good point. It's time for Nina's what's trending? So there's
Speaker 1: a new Valentine's Day trend this year, and yes we
Speaker 1: are already talking about Valentine's Day, but this one is
Speaker 1: for couples. It's called the V Day sectomy.
Speaker 3: WHOA, Well, it's really not a new trend, but it's
Speaker 3: starting to pop up again because every year men start
Speaker 3: talking about how it's a good idea for them to
Speaker 3: give that as a gift to their partner.
Speaker 2: Oh so a little snip, snip, yeah, yeah, because most.
Speaker 3: Of the time the woman is handling the contraception, and
Speaker 3: so in that situation, you know, go ahead and get
Speaker 3: a little snipstip you guys want how babies didn't take
Speaker 3: on all the responsibility, I guess. So there are all
Speaker 3: types of places that are running deals. If this is
Speaker 3: something that you're into and if you are like to
Speaker 3: take advantage of a I don't know whatever's happening this year.
Speaker 1: Not how expensive they are. I don't think it's that expensive.
Speaker 1: I didn't mind it, but it was just a dude
Speaker 1: like hanging out. I was almost scissors and he was like,
Speaker 1: my name is Vince, and I do theseectomies.
Speaker 2: You want one?
Speaker 1: And I was like, let's do it.
Speaker 2: An you didn't like feel it or anything.
Speaker 1: Oh with the scissors, I felt it, but a week
Speaker 1: off work. Yeah, I don't know how much they are.
Speaker 1: They're not expensive though, like it's it's really it's cheap.
Speaker 1: Something hits me weird about that being a gift to
Speaker 1: your partner. That's just that just feels weird.
Speaker 3: I think people get creative all the time with things
Speaker 3: that they want to call gifts.
Speaker 1: Like if you go to somebody for a long time, you're.
Speaker 3: Like, well, I've already got you diamonds, I've already gotten
Speaker 3: any flowers.
Speaker 2: Like, what am I going to do next?
Speaker 1: Ye? You know, look at what I got.
Speaker 2: Maybe I take the bullets out of the gain free.
Speaker 1: It's your playground whenever you want to well.
Speaker 6: Lucky.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: So then the other trend is hit up jewble to
Speaker 1: voice that that you can give to your girls and
Speaker 1: actually have to explain the cars will be the Valentine's
Speaker 1: What were those things called, like a singing telegraver. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the Happiest place on Earth wrote a courses don't need
Speaker 1: seat bills?
Speaker 6: Please do?
Speaker 2: I tell you?
Speaker 3: That's so funny taking requests actually anywhere at the Jubil
Speaker 3: show on our socials. Okay, speaking of socials, Meta has
Speaker 3: just launched a new incentive program called the Breakthrough Bonus.
Speaker 2: Oh lord. They're offering this to TikTok.
Speaker 3: Creators who have quite a substantial following, and it's five
Speaker 3: thousand dollars that they're offering to these creators over three
Speaker 3: month period to jump over there and start creating content
Speaker 3: and posting itok on Facebook, Instagram using real three minutes long.
Speaker 3: Most of them do? I think most of them do
Speaker 3: a lot of double posting. But the thing that I
Speaker 3: think is interesting about offering five thousand dollars, well, five
Speaker 3: thousand dollars is great. Everybody probably would love an extra
Speaker 3: five thousand dollars. Most of these creators are making like
Speaker 3: five thousand dollars a video. That's true, not over three months,
Speaker 3: so it's kind of like it.
Speaker 5: But also the platform are just very different, Like I
Speaker 5: can't see myself like the tiktoks that like I've put
Speaker 5: on my TikTok, I can't see putting them also on
Speaker 5: my Instagram. Like it's just like they're very different vibes,
Speaker 5: you know what I mean. Instagram feels like more professional,
Speaker 5: even though it's definitely.
Speaker 3: Not like they each need a bio, like each one
Speaker 3: needs a bio, so you know what you're getting because
Speaker 3: it is kind of viby and everybody uses them differently.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so Victoria, you're not in danger of being eligible
Speaker 4: for this bonus, don't worry.
Speaker 2: That's why I stick to lock in linked that's the
Speaker 2: new dating.
Speaker 1: Say, come on, all of these different reasons to be
Speaker 1: using them, are.
Speaker 4: You busy at work in need of a sect me?
Speaker 4: Here's the recording I made for you to use and
Speaker 4: send to your wife.
Speaker 1: Actually describe LinkedIn as if the color khaki had a
Speaker 1: social media bag flash.
Speaker 3: I love that you just brought up LinkedIn because that
Speaker 3: takes me into my last story, and that is to
Speaker 3: talk about the most trusted profession in the world.
Speaker 2: There's one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is lawyer, institution, doctor, trusted professionals. Oh, that's
Speaker 1: the oldest profession.
Speaker 2: That's the oldest. I'm gonna guess prostitution. It's the nurse.
Speaker 2: We love our nurses. They are the most.
Speaker 1: Trusted out there.
Speaker 4: I've been watching some mysteries like killer nurses.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I was crazy. What where did you
Speaker 2: find that? It's on who I think?
Speaker 4: But it's like killer nurses and it's all these nurses,
Speaker 4: serial killer nurses.
Speaker 2: There's a serial killer doctor that was doing stuff like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you want to talk serial killers, hit me out.
Speaker 2: That's what's the trending.
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Speaker 2: Jubils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a
Speaker 2: diard a little secret. Yes, sweet, what is it?
Speaker 6: I am a honestly forty year old version.
Speaker 1: Really cool?
Speaker 2: That is cool. You're a unicorn.
Speaker 6: Oh, I don't think it's cool.
Speaker 1: Why. I don't know what's the reason.
Speaker 6: Well, I'm not attractive.
Speaker 1: Okay, well that's that's also not I'm going to say
Speaker 1: that's not true because that's all in it, like really
Speaker 1: is in the eye of the beholder. Yeah, guarantee you
Speaker 1: there's somebody who thinks that you're attractive.
Speaker 3: When all of that starts with loving you first, though,
Speaker 3: that really does show confidence.
Speaker 6: I've been looking.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when you say you're looking, do you? Or is
Speaker 4: that on the apps? Is that online? Stuff like that.
Speaker 6: I've looked online. I've looked in different groups from them.
Speaker 4: I will tell you that I think you're going to
Speaker 4: have some success if you build up your confidence, know
Speaker 4: that you are who and what you are, and then
Speaker 4: go out into the real world and try to find
Speaker 4: people that you connect with, because this stuff really isn't
Speaker 4: that superficial at the end of the day.
Speaker 11: Hi, it's a digital producer, Gabby. I just had some
Speaker 11: advice for you that I think would be really helpful.
Speaker 11: And I think when men no matter what you look
Speaker 11: like or your personality. But if you're respectful and you
Speaker 11: approach women with respect and kindness and you have good hygiene,
Speaker 11: I think that you're going to find somebody because a
Speaker 11: lot of people aren't as superficial. They just really care
Speaker 11: about cleanliness and kindness.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I think I have good hygiene.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you already out the first step. Well, and the
Speaker 1: good news is too. Like, honestly, age wise, if you're
Speaker 1: in your four or you're forty and you're looking for
Speaker 1: women that are the same age bracket as you, a
Speaker 1: lot of them are over the superficial stuff as well,
Speaker 1: and they have maybe even been in a lot of
Speaker 1: relationships where they have not been treated kindly. You sound
Speaker 1: like a nice dude, So for them to meet somebody
Speaker 1: who's like genuine and you know, wants a relationship and
Speaker 1: wants to treat them nicely, that goes way more than
Speaker 1: you think. Yeah, believe in yourself.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I just really lack that confidence, you know.
Speaker 1: Sure, well, there you have something to work on. I
Speaker 1: know it is hard sometimes to have that confidence, But
Speaker 1: knock on enough doors, eventually the right one is going
Speaker 1: to open for you, and you were going.
Speaker 2: To love it.
Speaker 14: Sorry if this was a good kind of dirty hotal
Speaker 14: secret that you guys.
Speaker 1: That's all good man.
Speaker 3: We're never expecting anything specific. Is whatever's on your heart
Speaker 3: that you want to share.
Speaker 1: Well, hey, and when it does happen, I want you
Speaker 1: to call us back and not tell us all about it,
Speaker 1: but like.
Speaker 2: Tell us that it just didn't happen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, good luck, man, have a going yep, bye, hello, hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 6: I do.
Speaker 7: Hey.
Speaker 12: Okay, So when I was about thirteen years.
Speaker 2: Old, I went over.
Speaker 12: To the printer and I was like, I wonder what
Speaker 12: this would look like. So I got on top of
Speaker 12: the printer and printed my budgy.
Speaker 1: You should never keep that a secret.
Speaker 6: That is so funny.
Speaker 1: I've done that a bunch too. It's fun.
Speaker 12: You can you can see so much once you printed that.
Speaker 12: It's kind of scary.
Speaker 2: I've never done it, but I'm kind of curious. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it is cool.
Speaker 1: I've done it, and I felt the same way. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, that's what it looks like, all mashed.
Speaker 12: Up such a I listened to you guys every single morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, thank you very much. And the interesting thing
Speaker 2: is welcome.
Speaker 1: You were like thirteen when you did that, I think
Speaker 1: I was like dirty. Some people make surely you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thanks for your dirty little secret.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're welcome. You guys, have a good
Speaker 2: Day to what's your dirty little secret.