Speaker 1: Your life already hit Oh you hit it well, I
Speaker 1: don't hear myself there, it is all right. I'm back, dude.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you I got a couple of stories. Yo.
Speaker 1: Check out my melody. I want to live good. So
Speaker 1: I sall dope full, no, no, no joke, gotta know who.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna tell you this right now. Though I
Speaker 2: have a couple of stories from New York.
Speaker 1: I want you to tell all your stories and give
Speaker 1: us unabridged coverage of Beth page five days after the fact.
Speaker 1: I believe your insight will be better in the Golf channel,
Speaker 1: but you are gonna get eviscerated in the forty fifth
Speaker 1: minute of this podcast. The forty fifth Yeah, why I
Speaker 1: want you to tell all your stuff first?
Speaker 2: I mean I need to know, Like I mean, we
Speaker 2: can't get there again. I don't want to jump ahead,
Speaker 2: but I'm gonna do a tease right now.
Speaker 1: I don't know how you saw me on out of
Speaker 1: all the people in all of the land, how you
Speaker 1: saw me on TV?
Speaker 2: Because I didn't even tell you what hole I was
Speaker 2: sitting at. So I don't want to know. I don't
Speaker 2: want to know. I don't want to know, but I
Speaker 2: have been thinking about it since I received that text
Speaker 2: on Sunday afternoon from you saying I just saw you
Speaker 2: on TV. I am like how I told Garrett, Greg, Jacob,
Speaker 2: all the boys where I was at. I told father
Speaker 2: in law what hole I was standing at, and none
Speaker 2: of them saw me on TV.
Speaker 1: But you saw me on freaking TV. Unbelievable. Should be
Speaker 1: you know what we should do? Though I should. I
Speaker 1: need to eviscerate you real quick. How come you didn't
Speaker 1: do one Gin post from Ginbeth Page. Our account looked
Speaker 1: like a skin graveyard. Wait till the.
Speaker 2: Forty fifth minute when we get to Beth Page to
Speaker 2: eviscerate me. Please, can we start the show because I
Speaker 2: don't want to have to stop in the middle of
Speaker 2: my stories.
Speaker 1: Ray, I'm gonna piss in the microphone though I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna be in the microphone. I'm not. We're gonna do
Speaker 1: it live. Woo oh the one doo dude sore losing?
Speaker 1: What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox.
Speaker 2: I know the most about sports, so I give you
Speaker 2: the sports facts, my sports opinions because I'm pretty much
Speaker 2: a sports genius.
Speaker 1: Y'all had sison from the North Alpha Male Live on
Speaker 1: the north side of Nashville with bays Or my wife.
Speaker 1: We have two point two acres, two point two kids
Speaker 1: at Vanderbilt. Justin should be checking in on them tomorrow.
Speaker 1: He's off today, and then I'll die have a heart
Speaker 1: attack when I'm most likely seventy two and a half,
Speaker 1: probably from the creatine and also the liposomal and also
Speaker 1: the uh creatine gummies. Over to you, man, okay man,
Speaker 1: New York.
Speaker 2: We were going, we were flying, we were jet setting
Speaker 2: to go to Beth Page on Sunday. We were gonna
Speaker 2: go see the Ryder Cup. And as we signed off
Speaker 2: the podcast on Friday, we said, oh my.
Speaker 1: Gosh, say it the one issue Beth Page, Black, Beth
Speaker 1: Page Black. Commoners can't play that course.
Speaker 2: Actually it's a public course. You can go there anytime
Speaker 2: you want. Well, that really just.
Speaker 1: Took all the specialness out of this episode. People.
Speaker 2: Hey, people show up there in camp overnight to get
Speaker 2: a tea time in their cars waiting outside the gate.
Speaker 1: Sounds like us at the local union nowadays. It's so busy,
Speaker 1: it really does. It's really hard to get on ry.
Speaker 1: I've been sleeping here all night. Meet me on the first.
Speaker 1: So that was our whole plan.
Speaker 2: And when we signed off the podcast on Friday, we said,
Speaker 2: the only disaster could be if it's an absolute blowout.
Speaker 1: And Sunday's not going to matter.
Speaker 2: That was our exact quote as we were signing off
Speaker 2: the pod on freaking Friday. And here's the thing. Friday,
Speaker 2: my flight was at two twenty pm. And I don't
Speaker 2: know what in God's green earth we were doing here,
Speaker 2: but it was twelve something a clock, twelve fifteen, twelve twenty.
Speaker 1: When I got finally got out of here, quarter passed
Speaker 1: a monkey tickle to his ball.
Speaker 2: Basically, and I was like, I gotta go home. I
Speaker 2: still had to pack. I hadn't even packed yet, and
Speaker 2: I was like, I gotta hurry up. And so I
Speaker 2: got home and I walked in the door and my
Speaker 2: wife's like, are you ready to go? And I'm like, nah,
Speaker 2: I still.
Speaker 1: Got a pack. She was like, oh my gosh, Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, we're gonna miss our plane. You need a nanny.
Speaker 1: They would have packed for you.
Speaker 2: I need something, And so I put some stuff in
Speaker 2: the bag and I'm like, let's go to Beth Page,
Speaker 2: Black n YC.
Speaker 1: Concrete John where dreams are made up. Beth Page never
Speaker 1: heard of her.
Speaker 2: We left the house at twelve fifty two pm and
Speaker 2: we arrived at that airport, got on the shuttle, got
Speaker 2: through security, get.
Speaker 1: To Beth Page, you and your damn story started. Every
Speaker 1: transportation service you took to get to the freaking airport continue.
Speaker 2: And we got to the gate just as they were
Speaker 2: starting to board. We were able to grab something to eat,
Speaker 2: and we go on the plane and we're those people
Speaker 2: that bring the food on the plane and smell up
Speaker 2: the whole freaking plane. And the captain the freaking airplane
Speaker 2: walks by and goes, oh, that's where that smell is
Speaker 2: coming from. Schlatsky's Now I got hattie bees, she got
Speaker 2: slim and huskies. Uh didn't really have much time to
Speaker 2: decide because it was the first food things we saw.
Speaker 2: And our gate was right after him. Hey man, how
Speaker 2: you doing right now? We're on our way to New
Speaker 2: York on the airplane?
Speaker 1: Nice dude. Did you guys fly Spirit Delta Southwest Frontier?
Speaker 2: I think we American American there Delta back where we
Speaker 2: flew Delta there an American back one of those two.
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna tell you what you want to know,
Speaker 2: how much those flights.
Speaker 1: Were a thousand dollars each way. No, no, sixty bucks.
Speaker 1: Sixty bucks each way. Yeah, he must have flown Spirit
Speaker 1: in our front tower. No, no, no, no, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you what.
Speaker 2: Flying to New York, I think there are so many.
Speaker 2: It's the smaller planes where there's only uh one seat
Speaker 2: and then two seats on the other side, or there's
Speaker 2: two and two okay, and so it's a smaller plane.
Speaker 2: So I think they have so many of them going
Speaker 2: back and forth to New York.
Speaker 1: It was dog cheap. And tell yeah, a lot of
Speaker 1: companies moved to Nashville during the pandemic, so that makes sense.
Speaker 1: It's almost like a commuter plane. Yes, like yeah, okay, wow,
Speaker 1: that's really really cheap or JF wow, I have other
Speaker 1: things to do. I just can't give you a paper.
Speaker 2: We flew into LaGuardia. We were flying into Lagardia, and
Speaker 2: so we no no hiccups. We get straight there, get
Speaker 2: off the plane. Then you got to get on a
Speaker 2: bus to get the train into the city. So we
Speaker 2: get on the bus and I mean, I've never been
Speaker 2: on a more packed bus in my life. And I mean,
Speaker 2: you're people are cramming in the doors are closing and
Speaker 2: people can't even fit in.
Speaker 1: All right, dude, it's not Bally, it's New York.
Speaker 2: So I'm squeezing in and there's this dude sitting down
Speaker 2: and my butt is right in his face.
Speaker 1: Each side of the road do they drive on in
Speaker 1: New York? Same side as a Nashville gut We're still
Speaker 1: in a barrick and this dude's dog, come on, dog,
Speaker 1: come on, dog, and starts pushing me. Whoa, And I'm like, oh, great,
Speaker 1: we're in New York. He touched your chick.
Speaker 2: No, it was me because I was directly like, the
Speaker 2: door was straight in front of me. So I was
Speaker 2: trying to back up as far as I could because
Speaker 2: there was one guy that couldn't fit in the door.
Speaker 2: His suitcase you left him, and so I was like,
Speaker 2: and the bus is starting to drive off. I'm like,
Speaker 2: this dude's gonna fall out on the highway. So I'm
Speaker 2: trying to scoot as far into this dude as I can,
Speaker 2: and he's sitting down. He goes, dog, come on, dog, dog, Hey,
Speaker 2: come on to butt?
Speaker 1: Nuh to butt? And I was like, my bad man,
Speaker 1: and he was not happy with me, but we got
Speaker 1: him in and we go. We get on the train
Speaker 1: and we get into freaking New.
Speaker 2: York and I'm like, wow, concrete jungle. This is what
Speaker 2: they're talking.
Speaker 1: About, all right? So plane to train, no, plane to
Speaker 1: bus to train, Okay. And we get out and we
Speaker 1: are right by our hotel. Dude, half a block. You
Speaker 1: would think the train would be at the plane.
Speaker 2: Not at LaGuardia at JFK. You can take a train
Speaker 2: right to it.
Speaker 1: Got it. And so that was the cool part.
Speaker 2: So then we go we walked to our hotel and
Speaker 2: it's like six forty five, almost seven o'clock, and it
Speaker 2: is time to hit the streets in New York because
Speaker 2: we have a play we're going to at eight o'clock.
Speaker 2: Me Packing District, No in the inner I guess it's
Speaker 2: a Broadway district, is what it's called. I don't know,
Speaker 2: maybe the musical District.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It was called Just in Time. I
Speaker 1: didn't know anything about it.
Speaker 2: But when you're going to a Yankees game on Saturday
Speaker 2: and Beth Page on Sunday, you have to do something
Speaker 2: the women want to do, and they wanted to go
Speaker 2: see Just in Time, a musical.
Speaker 1: Jemmy tell the arts well.
Speaker 2: Here's the crazy part. And this is what was crazy.
Speaker 2: When we got off the play and the other couple
Speaker 2: we were meeting there, they're like, dude, you'll never believe this.
Speaker 2: Our hotel is right across the street from the play,
Speaker 2: so you don't have to rush. We got plenty of time.
Speaker 1: Give me it what going to the play? Give me
Speaker 1: it what? Your man card a.
Speaker 2: Oh culture. And I was like, all right, you know,
Speaker 2: let's go to this play. I don't know anything about it.
Speaker 2: And they're like, hey, it's about Bobby Darren. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: I don't know who that is. And they're like, oh,
Speaker 2: he you know, he's singing songs. And I'm like, I've
Speaker 2: never heard of the name Bobby Darren. But this one
Speaker 2: of the women we were with, the other wife, she
Speaker 2: wanted to go see it.
Speaker 1: She picked it. I'm like, all right, so we go in.
Speaker 2: It's in the bottom of Wicked, so it's not a
Speaker 2: huge theater, but it's in the basement of Wicked. And
Speaker 2: they made a couple jokes about being the basement of Wicked,
Speaker 2: sold out crowd, standing room only. And this guy, the lead,
Speaker 2: he was really good Bobby. Well, no, it's not really Bobby.
Speaker 2: Oh it's some guy playing him. But let me tell you, Ray,
Speaker 2: they had seats down on the floor where you could
Speaker 2: sit at tables, kind.
Speaker 1: Of like a cabaret.
Speaker 2: And it looks cool to be down there until you
Speaker 2: see this guy because they start coming in the crowd
Speaker 2: and acting in the crowd and going up and down theles.
Speaker 2: And the dude that was acting, I don't know his name,
Speaker 2: Jonathan Krafitt. Maybe I donna look it up. He I've
Speaker 2: never seen someone spit so much saliva in my freaking life.
Speaker 1: So the chalome of the Basement District in New York City.
Speaker 2: Yes, he was spitting. Every time he spit, you could
Speaker 2: see it with all the lights flying out of his mouth.
Speaker 1: That's maybe how you're supposed to emphaside. And every time
Speaker 1: he would sing, fit would come. It's flying out of
Speaker 1: his mouth and you would see members of the audience.
Speaker 1: Would he'd be down in the audience, they'd be dodging
Speaker 1: the spit out of his freaking mouth. What the hawk Tua?
Speaker 2: It was hawktua all over the people. There was one
Speaker 2: point he's standing on a table. Here we go, The
Speaker 2: table is rotating and he's singing a song and there's
Speaker 2: two older ladies with their cute tip hair, sitting there
Speaker 2: so excited, and one lady's just clapping and clapping, and
Speaker 2: the other lady is wiping her.
Speaker 1: Face over and over this study spit on that thing,
Speaker 1: continuing to spin on that thing. All night long. All
Speaker 1: I could think about all night as I'm watching this guy.
Speaker 2: Is his freaking co workers, his people that are co
Speaker 2: starring with him. When they're doing these close up talking scenes,
Speaker 2: he is spitting in their face and they have to
Speaker 2: just sit there and not react.
Speaker 1: How do they not just like, ah, guit spitting in
Speaker 1: my face. Back tailures plus the pull it unbelievable. He
Speaker 1: was really good at acting, he was really good at singing.
Speaker 1: But I could not get over the spitting on everything.
Speaker 1: Spit on your chick. Now, we're too far up, let's here.
Speaker 1: We weren't down there where he could spit on it.
Speaker 1: We were up there at the top. We were up
Speaker 1: there at the top. It was great.
Speaker 2: It was a good show. Fine, I mean, it was entertaining.
Speaker 1: Whatever, And we get up, we leave. Then we go
Speaker 1: to dinner.
Speaker 2: What an appetizer for the main course, Because you know,
Speaker 2: it's New York, man, it's New York thing closes. It's
Speaker 2: already ten o'clock. But hey, get a pie. Let's go
Speaker 2: get some dinner.
Speaker 1: Hey you want a donut, a croissant, what about a cranwitch.
Speaker 2: So we went to this restaurant right by where the
Speaker 2: theater was, and we went in. We had some margaritas,
Speaker 2: had some chips in guak.
Speaker 1: We ate in New York, Italian capital. You went and
Speaker 1: got Mexican. Yeah. Man, it was right next to the theater. Man.
Speaker 1: They my wife. We're in South Beach. You're supposed to
Speaker 1: get to the local cuisine, and she wants cheese dip. Baezer.
Speaker 1: They don't really do that here.
Speaker 2: It's not really called cheese dip because then if it's
Speaker 2: cheese dip, it ain't really good.
Speaker 1: It's keso.
Speaker 2: If they call it queso, it might be decent if
Speaker 2: it's cheese dips. If it's cheese dip, don't.
Speaker 1: Even buy it. Only place you can get queso Texas.
Speaker 2: Right, So if you go somewhere and they say cheese dip,
Speaker 2: don't buy it. So then we get done with dinner
Speaker 2: and it's like twelve fifteen. We're exhausted from a long day.
Speaker 2: We're like, hey, let's let's hit the sheets turn in.
Speaker 1: Let's turn in. We go to the hotel. All right, guys, Hey, yeah,
Speaker 1: what time you guys want to meet in the morning?
Speaker 1: Continue that concert.
Speaker 2: Man All that way, I was like, I need to
Speaker 2: take a shower because I feel like his spit particles
Speaker 2: have flown up to where we were.
Speaker 1: There was spit everywhere.
Speaker 2: I can't believe those people sitting down there got so
Speaker 2: much spit on them.
Speaker 1: That's a show. It is a show.
Speaker 2: But it was so funny to watch them wipe their
Speaker 2: faces and be dodging him as he's standing there in
Speaker 2: front of them singing. They're all moving in their seats,
Speaker 2: not enjoying the music, but more like playing dodgeball, because
Speaker 2: if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge spit.
Speaker 1: That should be the slogan of the freaking play just
Speaker 1: in time. What a mouth emphasizer though, that's wild. It
Speaker 1: was very interesting. And so then we go to bed
Speaker 1: man and that was night one in New York. Wow,
Speaker 1: And we'll take a break and next I will talk
Speaker 1: about my weekend. Now, you didn't You didn't do it
Speaker 1: for more days than one?
Speaker 2: Yes, I was, because the next day when we come back,
Speaker 2: we hit Yankee Stad and my interaction with the judge,
Speaker 2: the Aaron judge get.
Speaker 1: Jahn dogs uh bear hair bear hair clots in session
Speaker 1: all rise, We'll be right back to this ray.
Speaker 2: So we wake up on Saturday morning, seven forty five am,
Speaker 2: set the alarm, take another shower, get dressed, meeting the
Speaker 2: lobby at like eight third, meeting the lobby at eight
Speaker 2: thirty because you know.
Speaker 1: What time it is, slitting a shave. Now it's time
Speaker 1: to go eat some breakfast.
Speaker 2: The other couple were with, like, oh, we made reservations
Speaker 2: at a restaurant in Central Park.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh cool, never been.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 2: So we go walking through New York and join the
Speaker 2: sites and walk in front, you know, about to go
Speaker 2: into Central Park.
Speaker 1: Hey, give me your money, kid. And that's when I
Speaker 1: had my first experience with the New York homeless.
Speaker 2: Oh We're walking by and I'm smiling, just enjoying the sites,
Speaker 2: and he goes, can you help a homeless man out?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, no, man, I'm just smiling.
Speaker 1: He goes, you know what, you know what, don't walk
Speaker 1: by me smiling. You know what, when you walk by
Speaker 1: me smile, it makes me want to rip your face off. Shoesh.
Speaker 1: He goes. You shouldn't be people shouldn't be walking by
Speaker 1: me smiling. That makes me want to rip their face off. Heeshh.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, welcome to New York man. Yeah, did
Speaker 1: you have money to give him? I did you take Zilly?
Speaker 2: So I was like oh, and I kind of picked
Speaker 2: up the pace and skimpered into Central Park.
Speaker 1: They touch your wife? No, And I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I was a little hostile. I didn't feel good.
Speaker 2: So when we go to this restaurant, it's called the Tavern,
Speaker 2: it's a little spot and we have one here.
Speaker 1: No tavern here closed. Ray, they have a place called
Speaker 1: Hattie Bees. It's a chicken spot. Uh no, no, no
Speaker 1: tavern here closed. This is a new play. This is
Speaker 1: a place.
Speaker 2: It's Old's right in the middle of Central Park, I guess.
Speaker 2: And you can sit there and see runners and bikers
Speaker 2: and all sorts of people just walking through Central Park.
Speaker 2: And we're out there and it's got nice shade umbrellas.
Speaker 2: And they put us at the table with the only
Speaker 2: one without an umbrella. So I just got baked in
Speaker 2: the sun.
Speaker 1: And that's even before the Yankees game and before Beth Page.
Speaker 2: Correct and I'm just like, really, out of all these tables,
Speaker 2: they put us at the one with no canopy.
Speaker 1: Cool man, that's that's awesome, great reservation. So we eat.
Speaker 1: I have the pizza, the breakfast pizza, and then they're like,
Speaker 1: what do you wanna do?
Speaker 2: Let's watch Rent walk around Central Park a little bit.
Speaker 1: We walk.
Speaker 2: We go to some fountain that I guess is famous
Speaker 2: in Central Park Buckingham. I see a couple get engaged.
Speaker 1: They were so excited they bought they popped a bottle
Speaker 1: of dom right there.
Speaker 2: It's a graduations and then I turn around there's another
Speaker 2: couple doing engagement photos right there at the same fountain
Speaker 2: where this other couple got engaged.
Speaker 1: Turn around, there's a homeless guy. Hey, brother got a buck.
Speaker 2: And then there's people doing their little canoe rides in
Speaker 2: the middle of the Central Park water that looks like
Speaker 2: uh slime on doubledre It was that green and gross looking.
Speaker 2: There's a lot going on on a Saturday, a lot
Speaker 2: going on on a Saturday. And then we're like, all right, well,
Speaker 2: you know the Yankees games at one, it's already eleven thirty.
Speaker 2: I guess we should get the train out to the Bronx.
Speaker 2: You know, hey, train, we should get to the Bronx.
Speaker 2: And so we get on the train and we're heading
Speaker 2: to the Bronx. And let me tell you what a
Speaker 2: great train ride. There's two Broski's headed to the Yankees game.
Speaker 2: One's got a white call in the brown bag, sitting there.
Speaker 1: He's talking and he's talking to his buddy and he's like, son,
Speaker 1: He's like, so, man, how you like how you like
Speaker 1: living in Hoboken now? He's like, dude, I love it.
Speaker 1: He's like, I freaking love it, dude, polking New Jersey.
Speaker 1: He's like, it's freaking great. He's like, he goes, I
Speaker 1: don't understand it. Still living up there. He's like, Nick
Speaker 1: is such a dumb ass, Like wicked. He's banging a
Speaker 1: girl from across the street. That apot man. He's like,
Speaker 1: Nick talks to me about how his commute's so much better.
Speaker 2: He goes, because his commute's fifteen, mine's twenty three and
Speaker 2: I have to walk three blocks from the subway. And
Speaker 2: he's like, and I mean, I don't mind the three
Speaker 2: walks because you know why, it wakes me up in
Speaker 2: the morn. Nick's like, oh, dude, you're wasting your life.
Speaker 2: It's like eight extra minutes. He's like, Nick, I just
Speaker 2: don't understand Nick's perspective. I think he's like, yeah, bro, man,
Speaker 2: that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: Like I love Hoboken, like I used to live and
Speaker 2: now it's a thirty minute commute for me from Hoboken.
Speaker 1: But you know what I mean, I like it. I
Speaker 1: like the atmosphere. There's a lot of young people. I mean,
Speaker 1: they were just talking to talk, but that's just catching up.
Speaker 1: It was great. It was like these two dudes were
Speaker 1: just getting to know each other. I'm from Nashville. How's
Speaker 1: it going. Yee ho? Boys? Uh?
Speaker 2: They and they and they sit there and they start talking.
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: this is gonna be a great gay. I'm really excited.
Speaker 2: But I'm like, all right, cool. So we get off
Speaker 2: the train and we go and like, oh man, we
Speaker 2: still got like an hour or till game.
Speaker 1: What should we do?
Speaker 2: Huh, Let's go over this place called I think it's
Speaker 2: called Larry's.
Speaker 1: I think I've been there too, right across from the stadium. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's a banger. It is a bang er. Went there
Speaker 1: with South Beach and the Boys.
Speaker 2: It was huge, massive TVs. The music's so freaking loud
Speaker 2: you can't talk to anybody around you.
Speaker 1: But the party was hopping Ray, massive TVs, massive energy,
Speaker 1: massive cans. If you know what I'm saying, ladies, I'll
Speaker 1: take two of what he's having. How's it going on? Lunchbox?
Speaker 1: And I mean we sit there, have a couple of drinks,
Speaker 1: bartenders wearing pinstripes. Yeah, cut in half, yep, yeah, Ray.
Speaker 1: It wasn't a lot there holding them, Yeah it was.
Speaker 1: It wasn't a lot of material keeping those things in.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that right now. And it was a
Speaker 1: sweaty day in New York. It was got beer all
Speaker 1: over them.
Speaker 2: I mean people are drinking, I mean pounding drinks. People
Speaker 2: are having a good old time. The Yankees are trying
Speaker 2: to win the division. I mean it was fantastic. The
Speaker 2: bar was awesome, so cool. And then it's like twenty
Speaker 2: minutes so game time. We're like, man, we want to
Speaker 2: be in our seats for first pitch.
Speaker 1: We better go. If you go up the left exit,
Speaker 1: you can actually sneak up at without showing your tickets.
Speaker 1: South Beach did it when we went there? Oh really? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I didn't know that, and I was like, Oh, this
Speaker 2: is gonna be awesome, man. And I didn't know where
Speaker 2: my tickets were. Like, I got tickets because I emailed
Speaker 2: someone in the New York office from iHeartMedia and I
Speaker 2: was like, Hey, do you guys have any connections at
Speaker 2: the Yankees to get me four tickets.
Speaker 1: Tick for tat once they come here cmafes, you can
Speaker 1: hook them.
Speaker 2: Up Dean and he was like, dude, you would never
Speaker 2: believe this, but the two people I know that are
Speaker 2: connections at the Yankees they no longer worked there.
Speaker 1: They've moved on. So let me ask someone else in
Speaker 1: the office. Pandemic.
Speaker 2: So he asked someone else in the office, who asked
Speaker 2: someone else who It ended up going all the way
Speaker 2: over to the Fox Sports TV crew. They had to
Speaker 2: ask if they could get tickets.
Speaker 1: This just in Mark, as we get to that postgame
Speaker 1: pregame show, Lunchbox needs tickets. We got them here for
Speaker 1: you back for this Fox seven New York.
Speaker 2: And he finally emails me. He's like, hey, man, or
Speaker 2: text me. He says, hey, I got your tickets. I'm
Speaker 2: sorry they're not behind home plate. I thought we were
Speaker 2: gonna be able to get you better tickets than we did.
Speaker 2: I'm really sorry, you know what I mean. I hope
Speaker 2: you can still enjoy the game. And I'm like, dude,
Speaker 2: I don't know where the tickets are, but they're in
Speaker 2: the building. That's all I care about. And all I
Speaker 2: care about is being inside a Yankee stadium. It's not
Speaker 2: like I need to be behind home plate. Being behind
Speaker 2: home plate would be cool, but it's not like the
Speaker 2: most important thing in the world. And we walk in
Speaker 2: with our tickets, you know.
Speaker 1: And let me tell you.
Speaker 2: The cattle call to get in Yankee Stadium. They have
Speaker 2: it like a machine. This line go here stop. Wait
Speaker 2: five from this line, go five from this line, go
Speaker 2: you're just a number. It took us fifteen minutes to
Speaker 2: get in the gates because they had his cattle calling
Speaker 2: all different, so we got like eight minutes still.
Speaker 1: First first pitch and we walk in and we are
Speaker 1: section one. Oh wait, what bet you got on him?
Speaker 1: First inning? Halftime, middle of the game. No, none, you
Speaker 1: went raw dog. I went raw dog. Oh what is
Speaker 1: this the seventies? And I walk in and we're a
Speaker 1: section one ten.
Speaker 2: I'm like, wow, we're right by our seats, and our
Speaker 2: seats are two sections to the right. So we go,
Speaker 2: we get drinks, and we go down to our seat.
Speaker 2: We are right at the foul pole and right field,
Speaker 2: right where it meets the wall. We're in foul territory.
Speaker 2: But you can touch the I mean our seat touch
Speaker 2: it were the front row of the wall.
Speaker 1: I'm already envisioning it. Front row of the wall, rive
Speaker 1: seats over. That's where the kid touched the ball in
Speaker 1: Baltimore Orioles Yankees game twenty years ago today. That is
Speaker 1: so funny. Jeffrey Mayor is his name? Yeah, because I
Speaker 1: texted cousin Andrew and he said Jeffrey Mayor. He goes, hey,
Speaker 1: let's get a little Jeffrey Mayor action. I mean, anybody
Speaker 1: from that time period remembers that the kid reaches over,
Speaker 1: interferes with the play they called a home run. He's
Speaker 1: a New York hero, correct, And I don't know where
Speaker 1: he is today. Hopefully he's doing well. He might have
Speaker 1: been the guy at the park that was asking for money.
Speaker 1: All right, don't smile. Do you want to rip your
Speaker 1: face off?
Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, man, I won't smile. I'm in New York
Speaker 2: on vacation. I shouldn't smile, and I mean, so you
Speaker 2: know who's out there in right field?
Speaker 1: Yeh, the judge, The honorable Aaron freaking Judge, the guy
Speaker 1: that has no arm and takes forever to circle a
Speaker 1: ball and most people can get a double off of it. No,
Speaker 1: you didn't know that when I went on Saturday. He's
Speaker 1: a great hitter, horrible fielder. But we hadn't seen that
Speaker 1: when we were there.
Speaker 2: We didn't know that he was gonna lollygagget in Game
Speaker 2: one of the wild Card round until after I left.
Speaker 1: Glad your kids weren't there. He's not going to teach
Speaker 1: a masterclass on fielding your position.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we're we're sitting there and we're watching Aaron
Speaker 2: Judge warm up, all right, And then the lady next
Speaker 2: to me goes, oh my gosh, we were just on TV.
Speaker 1: And I'm like what all right? She goes, look and
Speaker 1: she sent a picture that her mom had taken of
Speaker 1: us on the TV. The lady like some random New
Speaker 1: York lady. I was like, oh, that's so cool. Put
Speaker 1: it on the Instagram. She never sent it to me. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I should ask her something that to me. Forgot about that.
Speaker 2: But anyway, So then the top of the first starts
Speaker 2: and the roll call was phenomenal.
Speaker 1: It's on TV. It's fine. It's a little mucheron eron
Speaker 1: and he turns around salutes No Carlo, Carlo, he turns
Speaker 1: on salutes. I mean, then you get a bunch. You
Speaker 1: get to like this vulpy.
Speaker 3: You know, they're like whoopy, like whoy vulpy.
Speaker 1: Until the guy turns around and the salutes. The crowd
Speaker 1: will not stop. Which was your top? So fun? I
Speaker 1: bet to be a part of it. Yes, it's like
Speaker 1: get downe with this guys because they got a first
Speaker 1: You know, I'm trying to watch this crap. I able
Speaker 1: to hit her. It was so fun.
Speaker 2: And then the bottom of the first comes Aaron Judge
Speaker 2: steps up, crack home run.
Speaker 1: Aron Judge has left the building close to you now
Speaker 1: left field, fie, what are the chances he got a
Speaker 1: first inning dong? Exactly so cool. Then I saw Stanton
Speaker 1: hit a home run. And here's the thing.
Speaker 2: We have the short porch and right and there was
Speaker 2: no action to the right field corner. Baltimore Orioles had
Speaker 2: like twelve left handed batters in their lineup, and not
Speaker 2: a single one of them was putting it down in
Speaker 2: the right field corner.
Speaker 1: It was so annoying. You should have been with me
Speaker 1: at CA America. We had twelve foul balls, no less,
Speaker 1: nothing near us, no foul balls, no change. I had
Speaker 1: a ball so close I saw their rotation. When you
Speaker 1: see that, that's when the heart starts going a little bit.
Speaker 1: That's pretty freaking cool. It's cool, except for my dad
Speaker 1: was next to me and he can't move because he's
Speaker 1: stuck in his seat, and he goes, ray, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Next time, I'll do a better job of getting out
Speaker 1: of your way. I was blocked in. There was no
Speaker 1: way to get to the ball. I missed it by
Speaker 1: a foot.
Speaker 2: Well, and then, I mean, there was a guy behind me.
Speaker 2: And let me tell you, he just commentated the whole game,
Speaker 2: the whole entire game.
Speaker 1: What is he, Ernie Harwell. It was hilarious.
Speaker 2: He's there with his son and he's just like, I mean,
Speaker 2: first thing, he's like, oh, here comes Aaron Judge.
Speaker 1: Man. Aaron Judge man, he needs to do this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh that one's gone. That's gone.
Speaker 2: What does that guy think he's gonna sneak a fastball
Speaker 2: by Aaron Judge?
Speaker 1: What's he thinking? Like Aaron Like, Dad, Papa, shut up up.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's just a stupid pitch by that guy, Aaron, Judge,
Speaker 2: you're not gonna get a you know you're not gonna
Speaker 2: get a pitch by him.
Speaker 1: Hey, Dad, you care about stream? This is ging boring?
Speaker 1: And He's like, why would I care about Judge? I
Speaker 1: only care about Kayson Alton, I know speed. And then
Speaker 1: Bellinger comes on and he's like, man, I really want
Speaker 1: Bellinger to hit one. I want him to hit one out.
Speaker 1: I want him to get to thirty and one hundred.
Speaker 1: He's been stuck on twenty nine and ninety seven for
Speaker 1: like two weeks now, like two weeks.
Speaker 2: Like I feel bad for the guy, this guy Historian.
Speaker 2: I mean he commentated on every single moment of the
Speaker 2: baseball game. Why don't you get me a popcorn entire
Speaker 2: thing of baseball, like every play, every bit. I'll come
Speaker 2: on Blue, like you can see the strike zone from
Speaker 2: the right field corner, you know what I'm saying, Like, Bro,
Speaker 2: you can't tell if at the striker ball when we're
Speaker 2: sitting at the foul pole and they're one hundred feet away.
Speaker 1: They'll do better right now than some of these broadcasters
Speaker 1: in ESPN because they're about to give up. The ESPN
Speaker 1: is going to be bankrupt. I think MLB's going to
Speaker 1: another network. Dude, they're giving us for these playoffs. They're
Speaker 1: giving us the worst announcers. Really, I mean, besides Carl Ravitch,
Speaker 1: the other guy, he's horrible. Book Shemby, Book Shumby, that
Speaker 1: was probably better. I mean, one of them. There's a woman.
Speaker 1: Oh it might be Doris Burg. No, it has to
Speaker 1: be Mendoza. She's so annoying. Mendoza.
Speaker 2: I watched baseball yesterday, but I had the volume low
Speaker 2: because that, you know, talking to people in the howls
Speaker 2: the kids are there.
Speaker 1: But regardless, that guy would have been good comment. He
Speaker 1: was so funny, every little comment. Oh that's the Why
Speaker 1: is he going to that? Why why is he pitching
Speaker 1: that pitch right there? Like, dude, you don't know what
Speaker 1: you don't know what pitch sequence is better than that?
Speaker 1: Hey New York, Frank, how far do you make it? Exactly?
Speaker 1: Shut up up? Aw man? Oh what lazy? I know.
Speaker 2: The second that's an easy out. That's the we got
Speaker 2: that one out right, three up, three down that we
Speaker 2: go out there, we go.
Speaker 1: Hey, Frank, they ever throw eighty in middle school. Yup,
Speaker 1: get an idiot? You ever played college ball?
Speaker 2: Then I had a moment with Judge the rise top
Speaker 2: of the fifth inning. I don't know why we went
Speaker 2: out there to talk to the picture, but we had
Speaker 2: a meeting at the mound. All rise and they tell
Speaker 2: me they said that and you guys would all rise.
Speaker 1: No, we didn't say that.
Speaker 2: What about the guy behind you? No, he didn't say
Speaker 2: that either. And so then they're up there having a
Speaker 2: talk with the picture, you know what I mean. All
Speaker 2: the infield's up there and they're blasting some kind of music.
Speaker 1: They called Jerry to deliberations. Yeah, and so Aaron Judges
Speaker 1: out there and you know, rightfield just hanging out. Hey Judge,
Speaker 1: what's the verdict? And so the music is going boom
Speaker 1: but boom, and I just start pointing at him up
Speaker 1: and down like with the beat, and he did me
Speaker 1: the glove nod. He pointed and nodded to me. Aaron
Speaker 1: Judge looked right at me and gave me the glove
Speaker 1: like the I see you or your wife in the mountain. Nope, nope, no,
Speaker 1: everybody around like, oh I saw that. They're like I
Speaker 1: saw that. What color shirt was? She wearing, uh, my wife,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Was it raining, no sunny day ry?
Speaker 1: He was looking at me, not the shelf right. I
Speaker 1: am telling you, I believe you. That's awesome. It was awesome.
Speaker 1: So he like gave you a head nod. No, he
Speaker 1: gave me a glove point glove point Boom got the
Speaker 1: the head nod like with the head nod like Boom
Speaker 1: got the same thing from Hobby Baias he threw the
Speaker 1: ball to me and missed me by like five feet,
Speaker 1: I didn't even include that in my story. Well, what
Speaker 1: do you mean you missed you by five feet? He
Speaker 1: threw it. He looked at me because I was doing
Speaker 1: this with my hat. Yeah, like I was a poor
Speaker 1: person asking for money. Oh yeah, and he threw the
Speaker 1: ball five feet over my head. But I didn't even
Speaker 1: include it in a story because I didn't really think
Speaker 1: it was cool if a player looked at you like that,
Speaker 1: because you don't really know if it's you or everybody
Speaker 1: around me goes, oh, I saw that. They're like, you
Speaker 1: got the you got the judge he pointed, he acknowledged you.
Speaker 1: Everybody said it were you recording? No, I didn't. He
Speaker 1: was organic are streaming. No is an organic moment. I
Speaker 1: believe you though. It was awesome. Cool. Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: there's more. We'll take a break and I'll tell you
Speaker 1: all about it. Right after this, At what point are
Speaker 1: you going to get to best plage? Black Well? Ray?
Speaker 2: So, then if you watch Aaron Judge warm up, he
Speaker 2: throws it back and forth with someone comes out of
Speaker 2: the It's like a bullpen. Catcher comes out of the bullpen,
Speaker 2: and that's who warms up with him. And then when
Speaker 2: he's done with warm ups, he always throws the ball
Speaker 2: into the bleachers in right field. Top of the seventh comes.
Speaker 2: This is two innings after we had the glove acknowledgment,
Speaker 2: right and Aaron Judge is warming up, warming up with
Speaker 2: that catcher. And he gets done and he turns and
Speaker 2: he's facing the right field bleachers and I stand up
Speaker 2: and I yell, yo, Joe, you want a flash, honey,
Speaker 2: get him ready, And he turns his body, he looks
Speaker 2: at me. He's about forty yards away. He takes that ball,
Speaker 2: throws it.
Speaker 1: Right to me. Ray, The ball is coming right to me.
Speaker 1: I mean the perfect accuracy that he is able to
Speaker 1: throw this ball from forty yards away. Perfect arc, and
Speaker 1: I mean it is right to me. Ray. He looked
Speaker 1: right at me, and my wife goes, the ball's coming
Speaker 1: to you. The ball's coming to you, and I and
Speaker 1: every and I'm just there in the front row and
Speaker 1: I put my hands out, Ray, and it goes right
Speaker 1: through my hands. Ray, and it hits me square in
Speaker 1: the chest, and you grabbed it from the ground. Ray.
Speaker 2: It hit me with a big boom, a thud, right
Speaker 2: in my chest.
Speaker 3: And Ray, the ball bounced back on the field. You
Speaker 3: bumbled the bag. You fumbled the bag.
Speaker 1: Once in a lifetime shot. You could have brought that
Speaker 1: to the convention, you freaking idiot dude. We would have
Speaker 1: been able to put that ball on tour. You could
Speaker 1: have sold that thing if they win the series. It
Speaker 1: hits you in the chest and landed in right as
Speaker 1: a fair ball. The bat boy went and stuck it
Speaker 1: up his butt pocket. Ray, the whole crowd boot me.
Speaker 1: Was anybody recording? Oh the otherwise? That with us? Goes,
Speaker 1: I had my phone out, and then she goes, and
Speaker 1: then I saw the ball coming to you, and I
Speaker 1: put the phone down. She goes, why didn't I record it?
Speaker 1: It knocked the air out of you. You miss out.
Speaker 1: You fumbled the bag. In the crowd boos your ass cry,
Speaker 1: I mean, boo that man, boom. Due. Those days are
Speaker 1: hard to catch. It's so hard to catch it. So
Speaker 1: the adrenaline, the excitement in the moment, like you, there's
Speaker 1: no way he's gonna throw it to me, right, There's
Speaker 1: no way. And he turns his body faces me and
Speaker 1: he just throws. I mean, he threw a perfect strike
Speaker 1: and he hit me right here in the chest and
Speaker 1: ray instantly after it hits off my chest, I try
Speaker 1: to grab it. It goes down on the it goes
Speaker 1: back on the warning in foul ground, the little foul
Speaker 1: ground right there, and it's gone. I know you ain't
Speaker 1: getting it back.
Speaker 2: Security guard comes over, picks it up, and I'm like
Speaker 2: here and he throws into the right field bleachers and
Speaker 2: the whole crowd boom.
Speaker 1: I go back to Nashville. You catched some blassos. The
Speaker 1: only two things from Kenton, Texas Steers and my wife
Speaker 1: sunk down in her seat. You catch your heads booed.
Speaker 2: And the guy that had been commentating all day, that
Speaker 2: wasn't very good friend.
Speaker 1: I've never seen a guy drop like that. No, he said,
Speaker 1: he goes like this, hey man, how the you're not catching?
Speaker 1: I was right to you, dude, choice threw you the
Speaker 1: damn ball and you dropped it. How the hell you
Speaker 1: dropped that? Man? Boom, my bad. We had some emosas
Speaker 1: at the tavern. I was son kissed. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. And my wife's like, did it hurt?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what do you mean? Did it hurts?
Speaker 1: Goes there it made a fun on your chest. I
Speaker 1: was like, I didn't hurt. It didn't hurt. And I mean, Ray,
Speaker 1: you want to see the red mark on my chest?
Speaker 1: You have that?
Speaker 2: I mean it was and I mean I was just like,
Speaker 2: oh my gosh, oh look where the ball hit me.
Speaker 1: Ray, Yeah, there's a red mark. It hits you right
Speaker 1: in the chest. And I'm sitting there and I mean, dude,
Speaker 1: I fumbled the bag. The entire crowd is booing you.
Speaker 1: You probably could have heard that on the yes now
Speaker 1: for sure.
Speaker 2: Dude, the whole entire section, anybody that was watching, like
Speaker 2: the part of the bleachers, my whole section, and the set,
Speaker 2: they all.
Speaker 1: Did, the crowd or something. I was just like, that's
Speaker 1: why I play soccer. That's why I play soccer. Man,
Speaker 1: that's why I play soccer.
Speaker 2: Go back to Odina and I mean, Aaron Judge watched.
Speaker 1: This all and I in my head, I'm thinking that
Speaker 1: when athlete meets fan. There's your example. Guys. Oh my gosh, dude,
Speaker 1: how do you recover from that? You had to leave?
Speaker 1: You had to Steve Bartman. People throw pizza at you. Dude,
Speaker 1: did you you left right? You got you had to
Speaker 1: grab the wife of kids. Get out of the Bronx. Dude,
Speaker 1: they start throwing crap at you. He gets hit with
Speaker 1: a battery, bro, Dude, there's no recovering from that. Y'all
Speaker 1: want any popcorn or kind of candy, I'll go run.
Speaker 1: I'll go run up and get it. Dude. I wanted.
Speaker 1: I was just like this is so bad. I was like,
Speaker 1: this is so bad. I just got booed in the Bronx.
Speaker 1: I just got booed in the Bronx. And Aaron Judge
Speaker 1: is out there going idiot like how I mean he
Speaker 1: goes that's why he's in the stands. I don't know
Speaker 1: what he's thinking.
Speaker 2: And then he probably jogged back in the dug out
Speaker 2: after the eating is like, oh my god, guys, you
Speaker 2: just should have seen this idiot on the right field corner.
Speaker 2: I threw in the ball smacked him right in the chest. Dude,
Speaker 2: you freaking idiot, I said, And I saw my wife,
Speaker 2: I said, right, is gonna laugh for thirty minutes about
Speaker 2: me getting hit in the chest by Aaron Judge.
Speaker 1: Dude, And I would actually be totally against you and
Speaker 1: say you're the worst athlete ever, except for when I
Speaker 1: saw the rotation on the ball when it was going
Speaker 1: to foul at Kamerica. The last two feet that ball
Speaker 1: is cooking and without a glove, and a major league
Speaker 1: pop up does a lot more than a little league,
Speaker 1: middle school, high school pop up.
Speaker 2: I mean, Aaron Judge added, like he was a quarterback
Speaker 2: and I was just wide open down the field. He
Speaker 2: threw it perfectly, perfect I saw the arc in everything.
Speaker 1: But without a glove, and.
Speaker 2: I I just misjudged it and I put my hands
Speaker 2: and it was I mean, it got there quicker than
Speaker 2: I thought it was gonna get there, and book.
Speaker 1: My chest, Dude, onto the field. The fact that it
Speaker 1: hits you though, and then like, was there a chance
Speaker 1: that could have stayed in the stands though.
Speaker 2: Dude, I was on the front row, so it literally
Speaker 2: hit off my chest, right back onto the floor.
Speaker 1: You should have let it come to you in case
Speaker 1: you dropped it, you could have picked it up. I
Speaker 1: would have. I didn't mean for it to hit me
Speaker 1: in the chest.
Speaker 2: I planned to catch it with my hands and walk
Speaker 2: in here today and pull out an errand judge ball
Speaker 2: out of my pocket.
Speaker 1: Instead it and the people booed you. They boo oh dude.
Speaker 1: And that guy behind me when he told me, man,
Speaker 1: how the you know catch that dog? They do that
Speaker 1: right to you. Man, No damn judge doing to you.
Speaker 1: Didn't you drop the You not catch that one? I'm like,
Speaker 1: all right, yeah, I get it, man, I dropped it.
Speaker 1: Except velocity was twenty four catch velocity zero. This guy's
Speaker 1: a zero, all right, man. Crowd's booing you, oh, booing me.
Speaker 1: Not a good look for the pond. Not a good look.
Speaker 1: It was so awful.
Speaker 2: And then the Yankees win. Yankees win, and everybody's starting
Speaker 2: to clear out. You know, We've had a couple of drinks,
Speaker 2: had a couple of pork missiles, and I didn't do the.
Speaker 1: Nine and nine. I did not even attempt at guys.
Speaker 1: I did the like two and two.
Speaker 2: It was a nice relaxing day at Yankee Stadium getting booed,
Speaker 2: and everybody's standing out there hoping the players that come
Speaker 2: back out and some guy that I don't even know
Speaker 2: where he was sitting.
Speaker 1: I have no idea.
Speaker 2: I've never even seen this guy. He comes to take
Speaker 2: a picture by the wall with his son and he
Speaker 2: looks at me and goes, hey man, you almost had
Speaker 2: that one, and he does a juggling motion. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 2: I'm I dude.
Speaker 1: From rows Over, from rows Over. I'm like, hey man,
Speaker 1: that was like two innings ago. Like we've moved on.
Speaker 2: The Yankees won and they're playing New York, New York
Speaker 2: and this guy's doing the he you almost had that one,
Speaker 2: like juggling it. I mean, you want to talk about
Speaker 2: I was like, can we just go? Guys like this
Speaker 2: is like, we gotta go. And I get on the
Speaker 2: train and people are like, oh, you the guy that
Speaker 2: dropped the ball.
Speaker 1: They no, they weren't.
Speaker 2: Okay, But I texted Batter's Box and he said, quote,
Speaker 2: I'm embarrassed you're my brother.
Speaker 1: I mean, I want to be so against you. It's
Speaker 1: so crazy, so hard, it's so hard, bro. The game
Speaker 1: we're at a guy got hit on the head and
Speaker 1: they took him to the hospital. Really, I don't even
Speaker 1: know if he made it. He it hit him in
Speaker 1: the top of the head, same row as you, and
Speaker 1: jumped up twenty rows and Maria said muff blood was
Speaker 1: coming from his ears. Of the first day, every foul ball,
Speaker 1: not one of them was caught. Not one ball was caught.
Speaker 1: I get it. So I just want that to make
Speaker 1: you feel a little bit better. It isn't the easiest thing.
Speaker 1: Those RPMs are not what we're used to with your
Speaker 1: playing with little Timmy in the backyard. That ball is humping.
Speaker 2: I think ball is probably harder to catch because this
Speaker 2: was just a throw from Aaron Judge. But I am
Speaker 2: telling you it got there faster than I thought. And
Speaker 2: I yes, and I think as it's coming to me,
Speaker 2: I am just so excited, like I am like, holy crap,
Speaker 2: Aaron Judges throwing me a ball. Aaron Judges throwing me
Speaker 2: a ball, And I don't know what happened. I literally
Speaker 2: don't know what happened. I just remember putting my hands
Speaker 2: out and it went through your hands, yes, or over
Speaker 2: my hand.
Speaker 1: I mean I just missed it. It was right there
Speaker 1: and smack right in the chest. But I mean, you're
Speaker 1: not gonna catch it like a football, because then there'll
Speaker 1: be a space in between your fingers where the ball
Speaker 1: can fit through. Right, You got to catch it like
Speaker 1: on your shirt. You want to just corral it. It
Speaker 1: was too and the fact that you didn't catch it,
Speaker 1: and then you didn't even get to keep it because
Speaker 1: it went back on the field and the security guard
Speaker 1: comes running up. I was saying, hey, man, I'll be
Speaker 1: up here, and he literally left at me and just
Speaker 1: threw it over on the other side of the fair
Speaker 1: pole like the foul pole and threw the bleachers, And
Speaker 1: I was like, mother, Oh, dude, Aaron Judge, dude, it
Speaker 1: was awesome. How awesome is that? I wonder how badly
Speaker 1: you missed it. Did you feel it touched your hands
Speaker 1: or did you totally miss the ball and it just
Speaker 1: hits you in the chest? All I remember is it
Speaker 1: hitting my chest? So you had no bruises on your
Speaker 1: hands or anything? No, And then then you might have
Speaker 1: not even had your hands up in time and it
Speaker 1: drilled you in the chest. And then that was your
Speaker 1: reaction to close your hands. Maybe he might have thrown
Speaker 1: it forty fifty miles an hour. I mean, I'm telling
Speaker 1: you he was in right field and he threw a
Speaker 1: perfect stripe to me, perfect, so perfect that that's where
Speaker 1: the letters would go across your jersey.
Speaker 2: He hit me right in the freaking chest, in the
Speaker 2: why And that's the end of Yankee Stadium.
Speaker 1: Man. Man, we'll take a break and we come back.
Speaker 1: We don't have time for it. We're going to be No,
Speaker 1: we're not. So we went what it's forty five minutes.
Speaker 1: I know I told you this was gonna be a
Speaker 1: long banger. No you didn't. I told you I had
Speaker 1: a couple of stories from New York. No you didn't.
Speaker 1: You got did you not think that? I mean that
Speaker 1: Aaron Judge might be the best story we've ever We
Speaker 1: need to push Beth Page to Friday. No, no, I'm
Speaker 1: telling you, dude, you needed to come up with the ball.
Speaker 1: The story's funny, but we need the ball. The ball
Speaker 1: would have been huge for the convention. It'd been huge
Speaker 1: for the Instagram everything, all that. You could have gotten
Speaker 1: him to sign it, a lot of stuff. Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I woke up on Sunday, I'm getting ready
Speaker 2: and then I kind of touched my chest and I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh my gosh, there's a bruise there.
Speaker 1: I'm like, there's a bruise right here. I can I
Speaker 1: can feel it. I can feel the bruise. Honey, you
Speaker 1: want to grab the orange juice. I don't want to
Speaker 1: drop it. So we get up that morning and we
Speaker 1: you know, anybody like, was there any hey catch his
Speaker 1: water bowl? I just kidding, man, was anybody in your group? Yeah?
Speaker 2: My group was like, hey, man, like, we're not going
Speaker 2: to throw you anything today because we don't want you
Speaker 2: to miss it.
Speaker 1: I'll catch a cab lunch. We'll not leave that to you.
Speaker 1: I got it, guys.
Speaker 2: It was more like, hey, man, if like Scotty tosses
Speaker 2: a golf baller this way, our way, you just get
Speaker 2: out of the way.
Speaker 1: We'll catch it. I'm like, okay, all right, guys, really funny,
Speaker 1: really funny Jabby throws at your keys, your wife. I'll
Speaker 1: get it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So we get up and we head to the train
Speaker 2: station going out of Penn Station heading to freaking Beth
Speaker 2: Page Black And we get there our trains at eight thirty,
Speaker 2: get a little bite to eat from the smoothie shop,
Speaker 2: get on that train and it is packed with people
Speaker 2: heading to beth Page.
Speaker 1: People are saying seven hundred dollars ubers.
Speaker 2: Well, we took a train, so we've paid thirty bucks.
Speaker 2: A lot smarter than driving on a freaking uber because
Speaker 2: the ubers leaving, I saw him just sitting there. They
Speaker 2: weren't moving, weren't moving.
Speaker 1: It was just a cluster.
Speaker 2: But we ride this train, and you want to talk
Speaker 2: about a well oiled machine. You get off that train,
Speaker 2: they have fifty buses lined up. They calig you right
Speaker 2: onto the buses and take you right to the gates.
Speaker 1: Boom.
Speaker 2: Drive through the little town a beth Page. See some
Speaker 2: of the locals. One guy had a stand set up
Speaker 2: in his front yard saying beer shots, Welcome to beth Page.
Speaker 2: Other people had signs no parking. So there's a couple
Speaker 2: of people embracing this, some that were not happy that
Speaker 2: it was there.
Speaker 1: Probably a nice community too, right, It was pretty, yeah, pretty?
Speaker 1: And so we get there and you get in the gates.
Speaker 1: First thing we do. Here's the thing. There are so
Speaker 1: many damn people.
Speaker 2: And I thought we were going to be early, getting
Speaker 2: there at nine to forty five in the morning, because
Speaker 2: they don't see off till noon on Saturday, right I
Speaker 2: thought we were going to be way early.
Speaker 1: I was wrong. I think they teed off before that,
Speaker 1: but sure, No, they teeed off at noon on Saturday Sunday.
Speaker 1: I was there. I just said Saturday, Sunday, Saturday. They
Speaker 1: were off at eight am.
Speaker 2: I met Sunday. Okay, Because I was there, I watched
Speaker 2: some tea off. Man, I watched Cam Young.
Speaker 1: I turn on the TV and I was like, what
Speaker 1: is this replace from the night before? What They're already
Speaker 1: teeing off.
Speaker 2: And we're already depressed as we're like, man, this thing's
Speaker 2: gonna last about two hours.
Speaker 1: The USA was getting house housed, and we're like.
Speaker 2: We're gonna be here for a couple hours, then we're
Speaker 2: gonna go home. This is not this is not worth
Speaker 2: the trip, not worth the money. I can't believe we
Speaker 2: did this. But let's just go have fun. First thing
Speaker 2: we do, hit the gift shop. My god, that thing
Speaker 2: is bigger than our entire building.
Speaker 1: It was huge. Trying to make money merchandising, Yes, Toby Keith,
Speaker 1: the late I made more money in merch in the
Speaker 1: president of the United States, I mean.
Speaker 2: And of course everything's way overpriced, just because this says
Speaker 2: Beth Page, Ryder Cup.
Speaker 1: They can charge you an arm and a leg. I
Speaker 1: see you're still wearing your Challenge sweatshirt, which means you
Speaker 1: didn't buy anything there. Now, I bought a polo and
Speaker 1: I bought a hat for golf. Yeah yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: and to remind you of the time we got absolutely
Speaker 1: rinsed at our own tournament American Soil.
Speaker 2: No, just to say that I was there, Like, it's
Speaker 2: kind of like a I was there. It's kind of
Speaker 2: like a flex, you know, it feels like a big deal.
Speaker 2: And then Pitt's wanted me to get him a shirt.
Speaker 1: So I hit him up. I was like, did you
Speaker 1: really want me to buy you a shirt? Brother? That
Speaker 1: wouldn't mind penning ninety dollars or something, says Beth Page.
Speaker 2: And so he said, yeah, brother, just something, you know,
Speaker 2: it doesn't have to be a shirt, just something to
Speaker 2: you know, kind of from there'd be pretty cool.
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, So I got him a shirt.
Speaker 1: Would you get him a vape?
Speaker 2: I got him a red shirt says you know, Ryder
Speaker 2: Coven has the New York Skyline. It's a pretty dope
Speaker 2: shirt if you're asking me. So I do all that
Speaker 2: check out and then the other couple were with there
Speaker 2: in their shopping forever forever, and I'm like, guys, we've
Speaker 2: got to get moving if we're going to get a
Speaker 2: spot on the course.
Speaker 1: That's when groups separate, when we go on trips with
Speaker 1: couples if they're slow. My name's Ben, and I'm out,
Speaker 1: my name's go, my name is Joe. I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2: And so I'm just sitting there, sitting there, me and
Speaker 2: the wife, and I'm like, you know what, I gotta
Speaker 2: go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna go. And so I walk in the
Speaker 1: bathroom was like a mile, felt like a mile.
Speaker 2: So I walk find the bathroom, go to the bathroom, Like, well,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna walk all the way back over there,
Speaker 2: because they're gonna have to walk this way. So I
Speaker 2: went to the putting green and I saw Cam Young
Speaker 2: coming off the pudding Green. He played well and he
Speaker 2: came up over the bridge and everybody's cheering for him,
Speaker 2: and then he goes over the chipping green. I sat
Speaker 2: there and watched him Chip. I watched Justin Thomas Chip,
Speaker 2: I watched Justin Rose Chip. And that's when the news
Speaker 2: came out that Victor Hovelin slept on his neck wrong
Speaker 2: and they get a free half point because he can't play.
Speaker 1: Absolute bull crap. It should have been a point to
Speaker 1: the US, right, if you can't play, you don't get
Speaker 1: credit for a tie.
Speaker 2: That would have put a lot more pressure on the
Speaker 2: Europeans because we're that much closer to squirreling their ass
Speaker 2: on a Sunday and the biggest comeback and Ryder Cup history.
Speaker 1: So if you want to be petty, why not just
Speaker 1: five of their players sit out and they're all have
Speaker 1: and they all win and they win. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: why would you not do that? Dumbest rule? They go,
Speaker 1: it's been there since nineteen seventy two. Change it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: guess what speed? Let it use to be fifty five
Speaker 1: and seventy two? We changed it. Yeah, there's been a
Speaker 1: secret envelope drop where the captain says the player that'll
Speaker 1: sit out and it's a tie a half point. Damn it.
Speaker 1: Victor Hovelin is sick and dead and it's a tie.
Speaker 1: What well? I thought I thought we had no chance
Speaker 1: on Saturday. Wake up Sunday morning. We really have no
Speaker 1: chance in hell coming back from this, and we're.
Speaker 2: Just giving free point half points away but anyway, so
Speaker 2: then they finally meet up with me and we watch it.
Speaker 2: We go and walking around and we see Scotti Scheffler
Speaker 2: on the putting green.
Speaker 1: Ooh, he was a corpse all weekend and he was
Speaker 1: missing putt after putt after putt.
Speaker 2: But I knew Cam Young was gonna be on because
Speaker 2: I watched him chip and every chip was within three
Speaker 2: feet of the hole, every single one.
Speaker 1: And he won.
Speaker 2: And I was like, this, dude's gonna be on fire today.
Speaker 2: And I all right, then we're gonna go get something
Speaker 2: to eat. So we ballygag over to the food tent
Speaker 2: get somebody to eat, and it's eleven fifty eight. I'm like, guys,
Speaker 2: they're about to tee off on number one. So we
Speaker 2: get to number one, thirty people deep, you ain't gonna
Speaker 2: see crap.
Speaker 1: It was like twenty I was there. I saw it
Speaker 1: on TV.
Speaker 2: Well, dude, I'm gonna tell you twenty thirty in person,
Speaker 2: it looks like fifty. Okay, you gotta stand way back
Speaker 2: if you're going to see something. So I stand way
Speaker 2: back to watch Cam Young te off.
Speaker 1: Then I watched Justin Rose t off and they're like,
Speaker 1: We're like, we gotta go, that's not where you want
Speaker 1: to be where they tea off. W you went over
Speaker 1: that you want to be where they finished. I understand
Speaker 1: that we just got food.
Speaker 2: It was just starting. We didn't and so we were
Speaker 2: walking and we're like, we gotta go. We gotta get
Speaker 2: to the end of one, get to end of the
Speaker 2: one thousands of people around the green already eight hundred, okay,
Speaker 2: so let's go to whole number two, thousands of people
Speaker 2: on whole number two. Okay, let's go to whole number three,
Speaker 2: thousands of people on whole number three. All right, well
Speaker 2: we got we gotta start moving, guys, Let's get to
Speaker 2: four thousands of people on number four.
Speaker 1: Are the chicks cool with this right now? Are they
Speaker 1: getting kind of irked? You guys are pushing them along?
Speaker 2: Uh, they're okay, We're like, hey, sorry, they're practically running
Speaker 2: because the dude I was with, he's taller than me.
Speaker 2: He's like six', Four so we're both huffing it and
Speaker 2: these women are got their short little.
Speaker 1: Legs. Yeah, See baser would have already been. Annoyed they
Speaker 1: were kind of. Annoyed i'll be honest with. You the
Speaker 1: next hole will be a lot. Funner so we get
Speaker 1: to number five and it's like so many, people the
Speaker 1: women can't. See it's, like, gosh all, right let's. Go
Speaker 1: let's go to number. Six they doing the math that
Speaker 1: they're gonna have to go about sixteen. Holes, Yeah.
Speaker 2: So we get to number six and number six the
Speaker 2: green is down in like a, bowl and we find
Speaker 2: a perfect hill because we're early, enough so you can
Speaker 2: see the drives come in and land about one hundred
Speaker 2: yards eighty yards out and then you can see him
Speaker 2: chip onto the green and see him. Putt so we's
Speaker 2: parked it right there on this hill forty five minutes
Speaker 2: befo a player even got. There so for forty five,
Speaker 2: minutes you're just standing there at a, rope, yes talking
Speaker 2: to a god ball.
Speaker 1: Marker how's? Going how'd you get this? Job oh you're a.
Speaker 1: Volunteer no, no, no there's not even volunteers on that
Speaker 1: whole game because there's no one. There you're out here for. Free,
Speaker 1: no they're tired in best. Page. Huh no parking on
Speaker 1: your front.
Speaker 2: Lawn no, no, no there's no one even on the
Speaker 2: hole because there's no, Players so there's not even volunteers
Speaker 2: on the whole.
Speaker 1: Game they're just standing there in the middle of a golf,
Speaker 1: course not even, playing just watching. Nothing, yeah that's. Funny
Speaker 1: in The judge, story.
Speaker 2: We're watching the big screen over there and watching watching
Speaker 2: A tv at the golf.
Speaker 1: Tournament THEN i was watching on my. Couch, Yeah i've
Speaker 1: never been to a golf. Tournament nobody's convinced me that
Speaker 1: they're fun old On, okay let me convince. You, okay
Speaker 1: the energy was.
Speaker 2: Awesome as you're walking around in all the chants and
Speaker 2: the screaming and the.
Speaker 1: Yelling, dude, sorry he isn't a. Library, yeah this isn't a,
Speaker 1: library like miss, it.
Speaker 2: Miss, it you, know just like funny it. Was the
Speaker 2: energy was elect.
Speaker 1: Hilarious so that chance they had At, rory the one
Speaker 1: that started with AN f and the A, t that was. Cool,
Speaker 1: no that wasn't WHEN i was a really classy move
Speaker 1: on The. AMERICA i didn't hear that. PART i wasn't.
Speaker 1: THERE i wasn't. There possible another chance we can do
Speaker 1: that doesn't start with AN. F i wasn't. THERE i
Speaker 1: wasn't there when that.
Speaker 2: Happened what about the cup throwed that was the day,
Speaker 2: Before because when we're on number, six then the players start,
Speaker 2: coming so then start. More people started to come up,
Speaker 2: more but the drink tent was right.
Speaker 1: There.
Speaker 2: Perfect we got to see the shot of the day,
Speaker 2: though BECAUSE i mean it was already an ass kicking
Speaker 2: by the time they got to our.
Speaker 1: Hole everything one was, red, red, red. Red, Right oh my,
Speaker 1: gosh we're losing like every. Match, wait we were, red
Speaker 1: idiot or? Blue whatever the hell we? Went you were
Speaker 1: what he thought you were root For europe freaking. Idiot,
Speaker 1: NO i mean D.
Speaker 2: Chambeau by the time he got to our hole was
Speaker 2: already down.
Speaker 1: Four you go To iceland once and think You're. European,
Speaker 1: Sorry i'm. OOLOGIZE i got it. Backwards it was all
Speaker 1: red and then it was all. Blue what DID i?
Speaker 1: Say it Was europe winning whatever it was the color
Speaker 1: we didn't. Want you obviously didn't watch it ON. Tv,
Speaker 1: NO i didn't watch it ON tv because it was
Speaker 1: obvious the blue the entire. Weekend it was the whole.
Speaker 2: WEEKEND i didn't see the tournament UNTIL i got. THERE
Speaker 2: i had no idea what the holes looked.
Speaker 1: Like.
Speaker 2: NOTHING i didn't see any of the. Coverage, DUDE i
Speaker 2: was In New. YORK i was hanging out With Aaron.
Speaker 2: Judge it was a sea of.
Speaker 1: Blue and we needed to turn. Red thank. You and.
Speaker 2: We got to See Justin thomas chipping. In that was
Speaker 2: the HOLE i was.
Speaker 1: On, okay that was bad. Ass. Sure and then D
Speaker 1: chambeau has a chance to win the. Hole.
Speaker 2: Missus his putt saw that And i'm, like go back
Speaker 2: to live and, everybody yeah.
Speaker 1: Blue you again the same. Crowd and then that's the
Speaker 1: guy from The yankees. Game.
Speaker 2: Boooo then there was a these four or five. Broskies
Speaker 2: they were good, friends they were they were they were so.
Speaker 1: Fun Jay jay T.
Speaker 2: Jay they had all these chance they had cooked, up didn't,
Speaker 2: help and everybody joined in. It, yeah here Comes scotty
Speaker 2: he couldn't win the, Hole here comes. Whatever the six was,
Speaker 2: great great.
Speaker 1: Spot it was so. Fun got to See.
Speaker 2: Rory rory had like seven cops with him on A
Speaker 2: sunday because of all the stuff that went Down.
Speaker 1: Saturday, yeah they said increased security on THE tv. Broadcast
Speaker 1: he was. Surrounded his wife was kind of walking around
Speaker 1: with him.
Speaker 2: Too and you know who we saw walking, UH i
Speaker 2: don't know who if he, was if he was With,
Speaker 2: rory if he was WITH i don't remember who was With,
Speaker 2: no he was With John. Rong who the hell was,
Speaker 2: It Paul. Gasol, yeah he's A.
Speaker 1: European, yeah well.
Speaker 2: Yo Paul, Gasol, paul and he waved to us, like
Speaker 2: yeah a tall hey here the guy from The yankees.
Speaker 2: Game and so after we watched most of the group
Speaker 2: come through on six we're, like, well we got to
Speaker 2: get somewhere on the back now, night.
Speaker 1: And you're gonna convince the chicks to go to. Twelve
Speaker 1: so we go to. Twelve can't see? Anything eight? Deep all,
Speaker 1: right eight rose eight rose. DEEP i let's go to.
Speaker 2: Thirteen same, thing, fourteen same, thing, fifteen same, thing.
Speaker 1: Sixteen there's no one on. Sixteen, yeah we can get.
Speaker 1: There SO i got my spot on.
Speaker 2: Sixteen dead even with a freaking, hole and we could
Speaker 2: watch them from the fairway a fly in and watch the.
Speaker 2: Putts only problem is we didn't realize is that's where
Speaker 2: everyone in their damn mom was gonna. Stand why they're
Speaker 2: putting on that. HOLE i had to yell At Kegan, Browly, Hey, kegan.
Speaker 1: Move out of the. WAY i can't see the. Putt.
Speaker 1: Oh the, team, yes it was so. Annoying out of their,
Speaker 1: earpieces they're all talking secretive the whole.
Speaker 2: Time, Yes i'm, like look look At kegan blogging my
Speaker 2: view of the. Hole i'm, like king and get out
Speaker 2: of the way to open your. Legs what are you
Speaker 2: really yelling at?
Speaker 1: Him? YEAH i really yelled at. Him don't know what
Speaker 1: our guys couldn't focus worth? Crap might.
Speaker 2: Go down the whole, key go a little down the,
Speaker 2: hill taking down the hill place.
Speaker 1: Thanks, coaching or spread your legs a little water kicking
Speaker 1: AS i can see the whole, through we're chatting in
Speaker 1: our own.
Speaker 2: Players That's, rory That's god, right.
Speaker 1: It Goes. BRYSON i love you cheering For keegan, Though God's.
Speaker 1: God bright out Whoa and you're also you're cheering For.
Speaker 1: Keegan the dude's not even, playing you, KNOW i, KNOW i.
Speaker 1: Know that's right after he chipped it, in.
Speaker 2: Dude and so we're on sixteen and we're watching and,
Speaker 2: dude when D chambeau, here here's the. Problem and once
Speaker 2: they you could watch them t off on seventeen on
Speaker 2: that part, three but you couldn't see where it.
Speaker 1: Landed and also did you know what shot they were?
Speaker 1: On did you know if they were going for the.
Speaker 1: Wind did you know if they were going for park
Speaker 1: on the. Screen it would show you, them it would
Speaker 1: show you.
Speaker 2: Okay and when they're hitting into our, GREEN i could
Speaker 2: see Because i'd watched their drive and then you could
Speaker 2: see them hit their second shot and you, knew, okay
Speaker 2: when they got to the, green they're on the they're
Speaker 2: putting For. Birdie every time the women were they able
Speaker 2: to fall along at. All, uh the women kind of
Speaker 2: lost interest back at seven. Ray once we got to,
Speaker 2: sixteen they went to the drink tend to get his
Speaker 2: drinks AND i don't know. Where they disappeared for like an,
Speaker 2: hour and then they came back and then they were
Speaker 2: just kind of, her you want to get up, here
Speaker 2: and they're, like now we're. Okay and they were watching
Speaker 2: people t off on, seventeen but they weren't really that.
Speaker 2: Concerned but the, like when The americans started winning some
Speaker 2: of these, matches the energy was going. Crazy and when
Speaker 2: D chambeau completed his comeback to get half a point.
Speaker 1: On, eighteen beers were flying in the.
Speaker 2: Air that's when everybody started, thinking oh my, god The
Speaker 2: americans can win this.
Speaker 1: Crap did he? Tire did he? Win he, tied but
Speaker 1: he got that half. Point that was. Huge because he
Speaker 1: was down by five four or five by. Fie he
Speaker 1: would have known that if you were watching ON tv
Speaker 1: and it was. Unbelievable it. Was and Then henley crapped the. Bet.
Speaker 1: Yeah so it was a Blowout, friday Blowout. Saturday we
Speaker 1: were absolutely. Screwed but WHAT i realized with This Ryder,
Speaker 1: cup as long as your singles play, good you can
Speaker 1: Suck friday And saturday and still win the whole. Thing
Speaker 1: so we could have gone nine and, two nine and
Speaker 1: one with a tie and we would have been able to.
Speaker 1: Win and there was a lot of reds on THE.
Speaker 1: Tv there was times when they'd be six lit, up
Speaker 1: five lit, up couple. Ties there was always a. Blue
Speaker 1: A berg was always ahead by two. Yeh and yes
Speaker 1: that was huge When bryson did what he did and
Speaker 1: Then henley and also he's top, three, eh, eh what is? He?
Speaker 1: Hurley who is this? Guy he had a four foot?
Speaker 1: Putt oh my, god he left it short any? SHIT
Speaker 1: i mean just down his? Leg, yeah no he. Did
Speaker 1: NOW i want to, know how did you see me ON?
Speaker 1: Tv SO i was flipping back and forth between the
Speaker 1: football AND Usa europe Because I'm, american proud of my,
Speaker 1: Company country And. Company iHeart baby all the, way same.
Speaker 1: Color it all worked, together and SO i just flipped it.
Speaker 1: Over and it was a huge point in the golf
Speaker 1: thing where all the other ones we were kind of.
Speaker 1: Red but what was important is that we didn't tie that, one,
Speaker 1: yeah and That bryson won. His so they were like
Speaker 1: there was like a ten minute window where it was important. Golf.
Speaker 1: Yeah i'm watching as a PROUD Us. AMERICAN i, said
Speaker 1: this is our. Chance after just getting absolutely sodomized all
Speaker 1: weekend By, EUROPE i was tired of. IT i, SAID
Speaker 1: i would actually Like europe to make this. Comeback AND
Speaker 1: i knew you were, there AND i wanted people to
Speaker 1: start going. Crazy ALL i saw was people freaking out
Speaker 1: it The europeans AND us getting our names put all
Speaker 1: over there That americans are. Rude, well let's win and
Speaker 1: be rude instead of. Losing be. Rude and there was
Speaker 1: that small point WHERE i turned on THE tv and
Speaker 1: it was a big shot AND i see a dude
Speaker 1: in a red shirt and it looked just like, you
Speaker 1: except for you look way. Fatter ON. Tv it looked
Speaker 1: like a bigger.
Speaker 2: Dude CAN i tell You Scotti scheffler doesn't look that
Speaker 2: fat in, Person LIKE i think he looks fat ON.
Speaker 1: Tv he doesn't look. Fat, okay he looks fat ON.
Speaker 1: Tv he does not look. Fat and when they panned,
Speaker 1: you you look fat THAT i almost didn't even recognize.
Speaker 1: Y'all go is That? Lunchbox And boomer's on the phone
Speaker 1: with me talking about his. Concert then he went To Zach.
Speaker 1: BRYAN i, Go, BOOMER i gotta call you. BACK i
Speaker 1: got a record ON. Tv i'm pretty SURE i just
Speaker 1: Saw lunchbox ON. Tv hung up On. Boomer rewind it
Speaker 1: and it was. You but thirty pound sounds. Heavier that
Speaker 1: camera is adding a lot of weight on.
Speaker 2: People because WHEN i Saw Scotty, SCHEFFLER i was, like
Speaker 2: that dude, SKINNY i did he is not fat like
Speaker 2: it looks ON.
Speaker 1: Tv and then you went to clean off your, phone
Speaker 1: lifted up your, shirt your gut looked huge and you're.
Speaker 2: Skinny, yeah THAT tv. WAS i was amazed BECAUSE i
Speaker 2: had taken a picture AND i looked at the. PICTURE
Speaker 2: i was, like, oh that's. BLURRY i need to clean
Speaker 2: off MY i had no idea THE tv camera was on.
Speaker 1: Me didn't even see it. Anywhere, yeah it was able
Speaker 1: to show probably like fifteen people in the. Crowd second
Speaker 1: row couldn't have been. Seen you were the first. Row,
Speaker 1: Yeah and so it just panned over to you because
Speaker 1: you were kind of Behind Henley, hurley AND i, go
Speaker 1: that's gotta be. Lunchbox but good, gosh as you put
Speaker 1: on forty, POUNDS i thought it was maybe a guy
Speaker 1: that looked like, you heavy set, fella just as that
Speaker 1: good old lunchbox beard. Going AND i was, like that's, him,
Speaker 1: Though but he doesn't own a red. Shirt AND i was,
Speaker 1: like maybe he went shopping at Beth page and got
Speaker 1: him a red. Shirt. NO i had a red shirt
Speaker 1: BECAUSE i had ordered A usa, shirt like with all
Speaker 1: these DIFFERENT usa, stuff And amazon brought me the wrong.
Speaker 1: Size they brought me An excel and THEN i LOOKED
Speaker 1: i had a.
Speaker 2: HOODIE i had to have a red shirt because they
Speaker 2: said wear red On, sunday And i'm, like all, Right
Speaker 2: i'll wear. RED i got a red, shirt and SO
Speaker 2: i brought that shirt, just you, know BECAUSE i didn't
Speaker 2: have the FREAKING usa one that was an extra. LARGE
Speaker 2: i didn't want to be wearing a freaking trash bag
Speaker 2: extra large. Shirt so that's WHAT i, had AND i wasn't.
Speaker 2: GONNA i didn't go buy A Beth paced shirt and
Speaker 2: then just put it on that. Day it's like wearing
Speaker 2: a shirt at a.
Speaker 1: Concert can't do. IT a lot of people did, it not,
Speaker 1: me ben, It i'm not in, it AND i was,
Speaker 1: like That's lunchbox with a little bit of a fat suit.
Speaker 1: ON i wasn't even gonna record it BECAUSE i didn't
Speaker 1: think it was. YOU i just thought it was a
Speaker 1: heavy set fella that you have a similar looking face
Speaker 1: to a lot of. People there was a ref in
Speaker 1: the sec that looks like. You we posted, him SO i,
Speaker 1: thought maybe lunch just has a really familiar looking. Face
Speaker 1: what are the chances in one of the final holes
Speaker 1: he has a front row spot right there on the
Speaker 1: Green not. LIKELY i wasn't even gonna record. IT i go,
Speaker 1: boomer hold, on this might Be lunchbox in a fat.
Speaker 1: SUIT i go record, it play it, back AND i was,
Speaker 1: like oh'll be damn to. HIM i. Posted we got
Speaker 1: one hundred and thirty thousand. Views it's our most Popular instagram. Video,
Speaker 1: DUDE i can't BUT i thought you had a fat
Speaker 1: brother In New york or. Something, man holy, hell didn't
Speaker 1: even think it was. You what happened to, you? Man
Speaker 1: how many pies did you put? Down did you go
Speaker 1: for a run when you got? Back look? Fatterned, Crap oh,
Speaker 1: guys and the camera is not five, pounds it's.
Speaker 2: Fifty holy, crap, Dude, DUE i couldn't believe. IT i
Speaker 2: don't understand how my, my my people didn't see me
Speaker 2: AND i told him WHERE i sent them a picture
Speaker 2: of WHERE i was.
Speaker 1: Standing it was just fortunate that you were positioned where
Speaker 1: you were in the most important position of the. Match
Speaker 1: is all that it. Was it was. Awesome that Was
Speaker 1: that was really. Funny you didn't really know in your
Speaker 1: head that that putt was as crucial as it. Was,
Speaker 1: NO i was just, going let's go, inland, Right but
Speaker 1: it could have been another golfer in a different. Hole
Speaker 1: it had a big, shot, right but yours was near it.
Speaker 1: Narrowing could it could have been on the, eighteenth could
Speaker 1: have been, okay and.
Speaker 2: The eighteen LIKE i would have had to go to the.
Speaker 2: EIGHTEENTH i feel like right after the they teed off
Speaker 2: on number one to get a good.
Speaker 1: Spot but why did they finish on? Sixteen they. Didn't
Speaker 1: that was The that was just where they were in
Speaker 1: that point in the. Time. Okay then they went to
Speaker 1: seventeen and, eighteen but he couldn't catch. Up after, that
Speaker 1: he was still. Leading he blew it on seventeen and
Speaker 1: eighteen and gave. Up oh, yes he gave it. Up.
Speaker 1: Okay if he would have got that, putt he would
Speaker 1: have won. It maybe been up three or something closed the. Mat,
Speaker 1: okay all, right and he didn't get, it AND i was,
Speaker 1: like come on, in, yeah so it was, OKAY i got.
Speaker 1: It oh, dude it was. Crazy and then just so you, know,
Speaker 1: guys you go to A Ryder cup, six, sixteen, seventeen,
Speaker 1: eighteen those are your whole right, there because that's really crunch.
Speaker 1: Time unless it's a, blowout it'll end, earlier, Right but
Speaker 1: most likely you picked one of the three holes where
Speaker 1: it's going to be super, competitive and that's where THE
Speaker 1: tv broadcast is going to. Be it was just luck
Speaker 1: luck of the.
Speaker 2: Draw LIKE i, MEAN i went to six and THEN
Speaker 2: i went to, sixteen so in between all THAT i
Speaker 2: had to watch it on a screen like you did at.
Speaker 1: Home the energy was, amazing it was, fun it was.
Speaker 1: Electric BUT i turned it off after, That SO i
Speaker 1: don't think eighteen would have been the spot because most
Speaker 1: of the people turned it off because at that Point
Speaker 1: europe won because they were so far. Ahead, yeah, yeah
Speaker 1: BUT i, Did like so then we like once we were,
Speaker 1: like oh it's, over you know WHAT i, Mean we're,
Speaker 1: LIKE i might as well walk get out of, here you.
Speaker 1: Know and so we started walking back AND i did
Speaker 1: get to See Sam burns And bobby mack tee off
Speaker 1: on number. Eighteen that was pretty, Cool, LIKE i MEAN
Speaker 1: i was really close to. Them, LOOK i mean this
Speaker 1: is WHERE i was on eighteen tea. Box you don't
Speaker 1: really care to see him tee. Off but they, WERE i,
Speaker 1: mean because everybody started clearing out once it was, Over,
Speaker 1: yeah once it was. Over and also we if we
Speaker 1: would have gotten that, point that full point From, hove
Speaker 1: we would have still Needed hurley to have made his
Speaker 1: shot and then we would have, won, right but.
Speaker 2: The pressure that The europeans would have felt us closing
Speaker 2: in would have been so much. More they knew they
Speaker 2: had still room for.
Speaker 1: Error you had a chance for that crowd to be absolute. Bedlam,
Speaker 1: yeah and Then hurley down his leg he did and
Speaker 1: can you bleep? That? Yeah, MAN i got. It and
Speaker 1: so THEN i we did go to the grand.
Speaker 2: Stand and watch the team, handshake like we watched them
Speaker 2: finish out and then we're, like.
Speaker 1: All, right let's. GO tv was. OFF i turned that.
Speaker 2: Off, YEAH i didn't watch the trophy, Presentation LIKE i was, like,
Speaker 2: no women need to charge their.
Speaker 1: Phone so we went to a phone charging.
Speaker 2: Station then we had to go pick up our stuff
Speaker 2: that we bought from the Pro shot because you could
Speaker 2: leave it there in storage for twenty dollars so much
Speaker 2: the best twenty dollars ever.
Speaker 1: Spent so you don't have to carry it around all.
Speaker 1: DAY i heard it The. Masters you got to carry
Speaker 1: it around all day and it's so. Annoying, yeah and.
Speaker 2: Then the greatest thing happened to, me And i'll tell
Speaker 2: you right after. This so we're walking back to the pro,
Speaker 2: shop me and my, buddy and the women are charging
Speaker 2: their phones and there's this, drunk older dude and he
Speaker 2: has twenty, jackets all these, shirts he has all sorts of.
Speaker 1: Memorabilia and he walks up to this cop and he's, like,
Speaker 1: HERE i want you to have this for working this.
Speaker 1: Weekend you think he's on a. List, NO i don't
Speaker 1: think he's on the.
Speaker 2: List and she's like What he's, like it's two hundred
Speaker 2: and fifty dollars to the gift Shop.
Speaker 1: Ray one of those websites you can see if they're near.
Speaker 2: You and she's, LIKE i can't take gifts and he's, like, no, no,
Speaker 2: no thank you for what you do and thank you
Speaker 2: for your hard work out here this.
Speaker 1: WEEKEND i want you to have this gift. Card ladies
Speaker 1: being all honorable and there's just been complete debauchery at
Speaker 1: the golf, Course, lady you can break a couple of.
Speaker 1: Rules we threw a beer At rory's, wife For god's,
Speaker 1: sakes and she's, like, NO i can't take.
Speaker 2: It and he's like, okay and he starts walking, away
Speaker 2: heading to the, exit And i'm, like wait a. Minute
Speaker 2: did he just offer that lady two hundred and fifty
Speaker 2: dollars gift card that he's not going to use to
Speaker 2: The Beth Page Ryder cup gift. Shop, huh, well let
Speaker 2: me go tap him on the shoulder.
Speaker 1: HERE i, said, hey, man if you want to give
Speaker 1: me that two hundred and fifty dollars gift, Card i'll take.
Speaker 1: It and he looks at me and, goes h, okay
Speaker 1: hand me a two hundred fifty dollars gift. Card shesh
Speaker 1: AND i was, like thank you. Man he was, like
Speaker 1: have a good.
Speaker 2: One AND i mean he had so much merch he
Speaker 2: couldn't even carry it.
Speaker 1: All pretty. Much what do you think he? Was he
Speaker 1: rich and it had to be. Rich he had to
Speaker 1: have like a suite or. Something they gave him all
Speaker 1: these gift cards and he didn't use it all that
Speaker 1: it had to. Be AND i was, like there's no
Speaker 1: way this thing's going to. Work SO i go back
Speaker 1: in there and buy me get a bunch of. Stuff,
Speaker 1: well brother's got a free. Shirt AND i go up
Speaker 1: to the counter And i'm, like, oh that's probably ain't gonna.
Speaker 1: Work and she, goes, well if they have the gift,
Speaker 1: card ours are one time use, only so they can't you,
Speaker 1: know got a use at. All so he, goes if
Speaker 1: they have a gift, card it's valid and she scanned. It,
Speaker 1: Boom got me a, jacket got me a, shirt got
Speaker 1: me a towel for my, bag got me two t.
Speaker 1: SHIRTS i, mean, damn that'll help. You forget about The
Speaker 1: Aaron judge ball. Smart it was.
Speaker 2: Great and that Was New york. Man that was ALL
Speaker 2: i did In New. York but my summary of the
Speaker 2: whole Experience Beth. Page the energy was, exciting but the
Speaker 2: atmosphere was.
Speaker 1: Folding it was slow to start because we were down
Speaker 1: by so. Much it was very slow to. Start the
Speaker 1: energy was. Fun you don't get to see a lot
Speaker 1: of the golf when you're. There that's the. Problem WOULD
Speaker 1: i go. BACK i don't know if i'd go.
Speaker 2: BACK i don't know if golf tournaments are for, Me
Speaker 2: like golf tournaments in person may not be for me
Speaker 2: unless you HAVE vip access where you have the premium
Speaker 2: seats in the grandstand and you don't have to fight for,
Speaker 2: seats then. Maybe but trying to plod your way across
Speaker 2: the golf course and get front row every, hole my
Speaker 2: name is.
Speaker 1: It i'm not in.
Speaker 2: It SO i would rate it at three out of.
Speaker 1: Five. Experience the energy, cool seeing.
Speaker 2: The top, golfers but having to go all the way
Speaker 2: to number six and wait forty five minutes before seeing
Speaker 2: the first.
Speaker 1: Golfer not that, great. Right the chicks weren't that. Attractive
Speaker 1: New york not full of a lot of. Lookers my
Speaker 1: question is, this, so say you live to, eighty there's
Speaker 1: only going to be forty of these tournaments in your.
Speaker 1: Lifetime twenty of them In, america you've already missed ten of.
Speaker 1: Them ten of, them so there's ten left that you
Speaker 1: can go. To you went to that, one so there's
Speaker 1: nine left that you can go. To and you're saying
Speaker 1: right now that you will say pass to something you
Speaker 1: only have a chance of going to nine more times
Speaker 1: in your.
Speaker 2: Life LIKE i, said IF i HAVE, vip great, seats
Speaker 2: guaranteed grand stand every HOLE i go, TO i can
Speaker 2: just get in the grand.
Speaker 1: Stands i'd go. Back if you die in your, sixties
Speaker 1: there's about four more that you could go.
Speaker 2: TO i.
Speaker 1: Understand and you're saying. Pass, yeah if you die in your,
Speaker 1: fifties you've got a chance to go to one, more two,
Speaker 1: more two, more and you're gonna pass probably all. RIGHT
Speaker 1: i mean it was cool and the experience was, awesome so.
Speaker 1: Fun i'll be it next year's there won't be one next,
Speaker 1: Year that's What i'm. SAYING i ain't going to that.
Speaker 1: S i'll watch it ON. Tv, YEAH i want to
Speaker 1: go to the Europe one's. Good The european woman got
Speaker 1: some wrong. Ones it's gonna be An ireland. Man get
Speaker 1: your playing ticket, now drink with The dublin. People, sorry
Speaker 1: it's such a long Pod. Man that Was New York,
Speaker 1: Man New, York New. York you want me to play.
Speaker 1: It The yankees won that. GAME i got a video of.
Speaker 1: IT i Know yanks, go, DUDE i used. To you're.
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Speaker 1: WHY i. Didn't i'm. SORRY i THOUGHT i was posting
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