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Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show final hour on a Friday,

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Speaker 1: and asked doctor Jesse Friday, Oh, let's before we get

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Speaker 1: to the questions, let's just let's remember. Let's remember exactly

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Speaker 1: what they were saying. Let's remember how the debate went.

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Speaker 1: Because all this Hunter Biden laptop stuff, all of it,

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Speaker 1: every bit of it, it was all brought up. It

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Speaker 1: was brought up during the debate, brought up during the campaign,

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Speaker 1: and again I played this yesterday. It's not just Joe

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Speaker 1: Biden lying, that's the Russians. Look at how the debate

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Speaker 1: moderator immediately runs cover for the Democrats. Man, the Republicans

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Speaker 1: are so useless when it comes to setting up these debates.

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Speaker 1: I hope he doesn't look at me, because what's happening

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Speaker 1: here is you know who I am, you know who

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Speaker 1: he is, you know his character, you know my character.

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Speaker 1: You know our reputations for honor and telling the truth.

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Speaker 1: I am anxious to have this race. I am anxious

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Speaker 1: to see this take place. I am the character of

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Speaker 1: the country is on the ballot. Our character is on

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Speaker 1: the ballot. Look at us closely. Let me ask them,

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Speaker 1: please responding true about Russia, Ukraine, China, other countries are wreck.

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Speaker 1: If this is true, then he's a corrupt politician. So

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Speaker 1: don't give me the stuff about how you're this innocent baby, Joe.

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Speaker 1: They're calling you a corrupt politician. Nobody, President, I want

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Speaker 1: to stay on the issue of race. We're talking about

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Speaker 1: from hill. President trumpa talking about race right now, and

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Speaker 1: I do want to stay on the issue of race.

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Speaker 1: President Trump. To look very are fifty former national intelligence

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Speaker 1: folks who said that what this he's accusing me of

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Speaker 1: is a Russian plant. They have said that this has

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Speaker 1: all the four five former heads of the CIA, both

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Speaker 1: parties say what he's saying is a bunch of garbage.

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Speaker 1: Nobody believes it, accept them his and his good friend

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Speaker 1: Rudy Gilly. You mean the laptop is now another Russia

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Speaker 1: Russia Russia hoax, And that's exactly what watly, Maybe we're

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Speaker 1: not talking enough about that. I'm gonna get back to

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Speaker 1: the emails here in just a second. But Joe Biden

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Speaker 1: brought it up a while ago. But he brought it up.

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Speaker 1: Everyone's mad today. I'm mad, you're mad. We're all mad

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Speaker 1: that the media lied about the Hunter Biden laptop and

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Speaker 1: called it Russian disinformation. And they got Joe Biden elected

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Speaker 1: because of it, and that is very bad, right, that's

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Speaker 1: very damaging. It's very very bad. But maybe it is

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Speaker 1: time to have a discussion that Joe Biden was right.

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Speaker 1: Four or five former heads of the Central Intelligence Agency

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Speaker 1: pushed the lie as well. What have I told you

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Speaker 1: time and time again, that is the most dangerous situation

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Speaker 1: in the world right now. The most dangerous situation in

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Speaker 1: the world right now is Western fronts lining up against

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Speaker 1: their own citizens. America's administrative state becoming a weaponized arm

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Speaker 1: of the Democratic Party is a really big deal. How

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Speaker 1: are you and I supposed to get through this? If

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Speaker 1: the FBI and CIA are against us? That's not good, right,

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Speaker 1: It's not good. Hey, Jesse, my redhaired daughter thinks you're

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Speaker 1: kind of hard on redheads. The other night, she said,

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Speaker 1: wouldn't it be funny if Jesse's boys married redheads and

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Speaker 1: there were a bunch of redheads running around your house

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Speaker 1: calling you Grandpa? I also think this would be funny.

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Speaker 1: What say you look these soulless gingers. It could easily happen.

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Speaker 1: It could easily happen, because this is why, I mean,

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Speaker 1: God has a sense of humor. He made redheads so hot,

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Speaker 1: and it just it sucks you in, and then soon

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Speaker 1: you're missing a kidney and your tires are slashed. It

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Speaker 1: wouldn't surprise me in the least if one of my

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Speaker 1: kids came home with one of those demons. And what

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Speaker 1: am I gonna do but lover all right, and then

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Speaker 1: pray the grandkids don't come out that way. I bet

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Look, there's no soul there. What Chris,

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Speaker 1: it's fine. We can make jokes, dear or doctor Jesse.

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Speaker 1: You have thirty minutes in a room alone with Putin.

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Speaker 1: There's an interpreter there for you both. Why do you

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Speaker 1: think I need an interpreter? I ob law a little bit.

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Speaker 1: What do you say to him? And how would you

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Speaker 1: approach trying to talk reason? In? World peace? Said, yes,

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Speaker 1: you can use my name. Okay, let's let's have some

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Speaker 1: hard drews here. World peace is an illusion. It's not

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Speaker 1: humanly possible. It's not the nature of man. Otherwise we

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Speaker 1: world peace. That doesn't mean anything, because it's not possible.

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Speaker 1: Saying I want world peace it's like saying I hope

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Speaker 1: it rains tonight, But I hope it rains sour patch kids.

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Speaker 1: It's that naive, So let's set aside world peace. It's

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Speaker 1: a good question, actually, how would how would you talk

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Speaker 1: when you look at the steps the world has already

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Speaker 1: happening in the Russian markets, to the Russian dollar, their

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Speaker 1: version of it, what's called a ruple. When you look

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Speaker 1: at what's happened over there already, Russia is already in

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Speaker 1: a terrible place because of this invasion of Ukrainian absolutely

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Speaker 1: terrible place. But Putin's not backing off unless something has

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Speaker 1: changed during the break and I missed it. Those armored

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Speaker 1: He's going all in. The bombs are still dropping, the

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Speaker 1: of him, because there's nothing you can reason with. Reasonable

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Speaker 1: people do not. Reasonable people don't do things like this.

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Speaker 1: Reasonable people aren't conquerors. They're not conquerors are unreasonable people,

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Speaker 1: successful ones and unsuccessful ones. I mean Gengis Khan the

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Speaker 1: greatest conqueror of all times, A fair Chris, the greatest

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Speaker 1: conqueror of all time, I would say Gengis. Gengis Khan

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Speaker 1: but they were just a tribe on the Asian step.

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Speaker 1: And he virtually conquered the known world with it. Guys,

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Speaker 1: I need all your troops. We're going conquering. That's not

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Speaker 1: reasonable to you. To me, that looks insane. Wait, hold on,

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Speaker 1: go kill forty million people with bows and arrows and swords? Yes,

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Speaker 1: we are conquerors. Aren't reasonable people do this? World War

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Speaker 1: two is a great example of this. Hitler. Why would

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Speaker 1: Hitler invade Russia? Everyone knows you can invade Russia. The

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Speaker 1: winners can end up killing you. That's such a it's

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Speaker 1: so crazy. It's not reasonable. Hitler wasn't reasonable. Hitler was

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Speaker 1: I'm saying conquerors people who gather things up and accomplish

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Speaker 1: we're supposed to supposed to be all namby pambyah hey,

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Speaker 1: it's a terrible guy. I admire the guts it takes

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Speaker 1: that's not reasonable. That's very unreasonable. Would you like to

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Speaker 1: I see the war ending with Russia winning and see

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Speaker 1: Ukrainians are sadly going to be dead, and you know

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Speaker 1: what else, and I'll tell you something else. This really sucks.

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Speaker 1: But this is how I see it. I see everyone

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Speaker 1: just kind of moving on. I mean, let's remember, Russia

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Speaker 1: Crimea prior to him invading Ukraine. Everyone just kind of

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Speaker 1: don't really care that much. They don't. Look. I hope

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Speaker 1: I'm wrong, right, everyone's rooting for the Ukrainians to pluck

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Speaker 1: of this Russia Ukraine stuff, I've been so frustrated trying

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Speaker 1: information age where you have unlimited access to information on

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Speaker 1: There's never been more information available, and in my opinion,

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Speaker 1: weird place to be. Speaking of a weird place to be.

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Speaker 1: the tough issues here on The Jesse Kelly Show. On

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Speaker 1: an asked doctor Jesse Friday miss something. There's a podcast

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Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show. And no, I don't

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Speaker 1: really gamble anymore. Chris, thanks for bringing up old stuff.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna rehash the whole thing that obvious. See that's

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Speaker 1: that song is about a casino. Yeah it is, Chris,

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Speaker 1: it's about a casino. No, it's about casino, all right.

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Speaker 1: not really Now when I say not really, it's Look,

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Speaker 1: I'll take a twenty down to the blackjack table. What, Chris,

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Speaker 1: you gamble more than are Are you gonna? Are you

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Speaker 1: gonna money? Shame? You're gonna money? Shame me two hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: I'm not wasting two hundred dollars on blackjacks. See. This

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Speaker 1: a little bit? Um? I understand a very little bit, Chris.

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Speaker 1: But I have a good reason for it. I've told

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Speaker 1: this story before, I'll say it again, just really briefly.

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Speaker 1: I was in the Marines. Um, I don't have any money.

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Speaker 1: You don't have any money when you're in the Marines.

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Speaker 1: Obviously my family wasn't doing wells or wasn't doing well.

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Speaker 1: That's not fair, that's not fair. We were doing fine,

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Speaker 1: You don't want to be like me, Remember, you don't

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Speaker 1: a fake ID, and i'd never been to Las Vegas,

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Speaker 1: But because we have, because so much of our media

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Speaker 1: is dominated by people who are exclusively educated in the North,

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Speaker 1: the extent of the Civil War talk you get is

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Speaker 1: North good, South bad. That's the extent of people's understanding

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Speaker 1: of what was a very complicated conflict with angels and

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Speaker 1: demons on both sides, on both sides, angels and demons

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Speaker 1: on both sides. That's my thoughts on Lincoln. I could

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Speaker 1: probably go on and on and on forever on Lincoln. Jesse.

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Speaker 1: I believe this Asian hate began when the media and

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Speaker 1: Democratic parties stopped considering Asians as a minority group and

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Speaker 1: started referring to them as white adjacent. Again, democrats looking

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Speaker 1: for a solution to a problem they created. Look, the

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Speaker 1: tensions between the Asian community and the Black community go

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Speaker 1: back a long way. Chris winted ice Cube write that

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Speaker 1: song Black Career, but you looked. I think it was

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Speaker 1: like the eighties. I mean it was the eighties, maybe

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Speaker 1: the nineties. The tensions between the Asian community and Black

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Speaker 1: community go a long way. My frustration, my endless frustration,

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Speaker 1: has simply been why won't people talk about it? Why

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Speaker 1: won't the leaders in both communities come together and talk

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Speaker 1: about it? And again, I don't mean Jesse Jackson and

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Speaker 1: Al Sharpton, I mean real leaders in the black community,

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Speaker 1: real leaders in the Asian community. There's tension there. Black

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Speaker 1: people across America are attacking Asian people. This is It's

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Speaker 1: a consistent theme, time and time and time again. We

447
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 1: can talk about it in a not racist way. You

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Speaker 1: have to be racist to acknowledge reality. There are racial

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Speaker 1: tensions there. Why won't anyone come together and talk about it?

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00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:26,760
Speaker 1: They'll say things privately, behind the scenes. My Black friends

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00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:28,600
Speaker 1: will reach out to me and explain it. My Asian

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00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:30,480
Speaker 1: friends will reach out to me and explain it. But

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Speaker 1: you ask someone to go on the record to talk

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Speaker 1: about it publicly. Everyone's too scared to be called a

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Speaker 1: racist or something these days, so you get a lot

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Speaker 1: of a lot of well, i'd love to Jesse, but

457
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Speaker 1: I'm busy that night, or something like that. I hate it.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't be crazy. I only did that because somebody

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Speaker 1: wrote into complain about the fart sound, and I just

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Speaker 1: I've got to be honest with you. The fart sounds

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Speaker 1: not going anywhere I am. What's the best way to

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Speaker 1: put this? Immature? I'm extremely immature human being and it

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Speaker 1: makes me laugh. It absolutely makes me laugh. And look,

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Speaker 1: with everything dark going on out there right now, I

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Speaker 1: insist on laughing. I will not live in a world

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Speaker 1: where I don't get to laugh. All right, if you

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Speaker 1: miss Eddie part of the show, the whole thing's on iHeart, Google,

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Speaker 1: Spotify and iTunes. You can still send in your emails

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Speaker 1: to Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. Your love,

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Speaker 1: your hat, your death threats, you're asked doctor Jesse questions.

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Speaker 1: All are welcome, and we still have more. We have

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Speaker 1: a doozy hang on. You're listening to the Oracle One

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Speaker 1: hates a Screen Baby. The Jesse Kelly Show. It is

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Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segments on Friday day. Are

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Speaker 1: you gonna miss me? I'm not gonna be here on Monday.

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Speaker 1: Don't worry. Don't worry. Every Everything's fine. I have a wedding.

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Speaker 1: I have to travel, travel back for a wedding. I'll

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Speaker 1: be back on Tuesday. No worries. Don't miss me too

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Speaker 1: And now here's a headline. You know the thing emails

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Speaker 1: we didn't get to you. This is a long one.

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Speaker 1: Get ready, we gotta do some rapid fire, dear oracle, menu,

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Speaker 1: whisper genius, showgun and stupefying specimen of a man. I

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Speaker 1: am the eldest of six siblings, and it was my

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Speaker 1: oldest sister thirteen, my oldest brother eleven, and I sixteen,

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Speaker 1: who composed this email and the hopes that it will

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Speaker 1: be read by the mighty Jesse Kelly. We have a

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Speaker 1: collection of ten different questions and requests you are free

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Speaker 1: to read and answer in a couple of sentences. One,

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Speaker 1: do you prefer the flat slices of pepperoni on your

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Speaker 1: pizza or the kind that curls informs little grease cups.

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Speaker 1: Every single person on earth knows the ones that curl

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00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:04,760
Speaker 1: and get a little crispy on the edge and have

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Speaker 1: a little bit of grease inside of them are the

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Speaker 1: far superior pepperoni's. I can't believe the other kind of pepperoni,

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00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 1: frankly is even still around. It's like the gravy thing.

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00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 1: Why is regular gravy still around when sausage gravy exists.

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00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:23,480
Speaker 1: No one has ever eaten sausage gravy and said, oh,

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Speaker 1: this would be better without the sausage in it. Moving on,

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Speaker 1: second question, how many doorframes have you hit your big

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Speaker 1: head on because you forgot to duck? Actually, this is funny.

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00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:36,200
Speaker 1: I used to do this a lot when I was younger.

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00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 1: But if you ever see me out in public now

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Speaker 1: and you see me walk through a doorway, no matter

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00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:44,280
Speaker 1: the height of the doorway, I cock my head to

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Speaker 1: the side. I cock my head to the side whenever

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Speaker 1: I walk through a doorway because I've hit my head

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Speaker 1: so much. It's just it's something that has hurt me

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Speaker 1: so many times that I don't hit anymore, but I

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Speaker 1: instinctively do it. Three what's your favorite veg Boy? If

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00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 1: you say peas, I will never forgive you. I don't

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Speaker 1: eat vegetables. I'm an American. What's your take on Belogney?

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Speaker 1: It's okay. Belogny's okay if we're talking to fried Belogney sandwich.

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Speaker 1: Here Cole Bologne is gutter trash. No matter what Edi

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Speaker 1: was Ell says, the Kraft blue box mac and cheese

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00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 1: is the best. I know, it's junk. What do you

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00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 1: think about it? I honestly, I think we have thirty

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00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 1: boxes of Kraft mac and cheese in house. Yeah, Chris,

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00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:30,080
Speaker 1: we go to the big box stores and stuck up

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00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 1: on stuff to save money. Oh, I live and die

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Speaker 1: for Kraftmac, and I don't. I don't want to brag.

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Speaker 1: You know how humble I am. I think I probably

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Speaker 1: make the best mac and cheese on the planet. I do, Chris,

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00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:45,640
Speaker 1: as far as kraftmach goes. Why are you censoring Chris?

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Speaker 1: Give him a mic so we can see if he's

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Speaker 1: really as dumb as you say he is. I can't

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Speaker 1: give him a mic. It just he's too dumb. Number

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Speaker 1: seven Has being so smart ever gotten you into trouble? No?

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00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:59,040
Speaker 1: But being an idiot has definitely gotten me into trouble

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Speaker 1: several times. Eight. What's your favorite fantasy slash fiction book

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Speaker 1: or are you too good for make believe? I love

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Speaker 1: fiction books. I generally read the ones that are continuing

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Speaker 1: spy novels. Vince Flynn has this great series out there,

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00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:17,720
Speaker 1: The character. What gosh, I'm spacing on his name right now, everyone,

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Speaker 1: everyone who reads the books, Mitch Rap. Mitch Rap is

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Speaker 1: the main character, and Vince Flynn, God rest his soul.

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00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:24,720
Speaker 1: He died really early and someone else took it over

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00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:27,960
Speaker 1: books like that where the central character is a super

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Speaker 1: spy who goes around and killing bad people. I generally

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Speaker 1: like those books because, like all dudes, I like to

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00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:36,520
Speaker 1: imagine that's me number eight or number nine. Will you

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Speaker 1: please take suggestions on the soundboard Star Wars shooting sound, No,

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Speaker 1: that's garbage. The sound of a tank rolling in and

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Speaker 1: blowing up a building. It would be too long. The

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Speaker 1: sound of a loud belch. I don't think so. See,

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Speaker 1: we have the Vomit one on here, and I don't

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Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't like it, and I don't

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Speaker 1: like it. I don't like it. I think we can

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Speaker 1: even drop it. I don't like the gross ones. It's

567
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 1: too immature. Chris, the Vomit one ten. Will you please

568
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 1: play the full length dome laugh? It cracks us up

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Speaker 1: every time we hear it. That I can do all right,

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00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:25,239
Speaker 1: that's all we can handle. And it said they said,

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Speaker 1: please read the email during the final segment. That's almost

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Speaker 1: likely hear your response. Thank you for always bringing last

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Speaker 1: to your show and keep it up. You can say

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Speaker 1: our names, Caleb, Ellie and Joshua. There you go, y'all.

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Speaker 1: Dear food met whisperer Kelly, which is the superior tortilla?

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00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 1: Corn or flower? Okay, corn tortillas? What do you take

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Speaker 1: me for some kind of communist? Corn tortillas? Suck? All? Right,

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00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:55,919
Speaker 1: flower tortillas, I'll never you know what. I don't trust

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Speaker 1: people who eat corn tortillas. Why would you want the

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00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:03,960
Speaker 1: grainy corn and feel instead of the soft fluffy flower feel.

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Speaker 1: Dear showgun Oracle, A US consulate in Mexico right across

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Speaker 1: the border was attacked by Narco terrorists a couple of

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Speaker 1: days ago. I could be typing for days logging all

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00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:17,400
Speaker 1: the cartel atrocities in US deaths from ods. My question

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00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 1: is there are many chicken hawks and neocons pushing for

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Speaker 1: US to go to war with a nuclear power over Ukraine.

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00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:26,399
Speaker 1: But what would the cartels have to do to draw

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00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:29,920
Speaker 1: the same ire from these same people? And what do

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00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:36,960
Speaker 1: you attribute attribute this ambivalence to? Do you you ever

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Speaker 1: see these stories of gang violence on the news, You

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00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 1: probably don't pay attention to them much, and you don't

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Speaker 1: really care that much. Why because when you see some

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Speaker 1: gangster in Chicago kill another gangster in Chicago, what do

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Speaker 1: you do? You blow it off because it's gangster. People

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Speaker 1: do the same thing when it comes to overdose deaths,

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Speaker 1: which are a major problem, and addiction is very real.

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Speaker 1: And if you if you, if you're to things, man,

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Speaker 1: I've had terrible things in my life too, go get

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Speaker 1: yourself some help. There's no shame in it, but there's

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Speaker 1: a there's such a stigma associated with drugs and addiction

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Speaker 1: and things like that that it doesn't get the attention

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00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:18,360
Speaker 1: when someone dies. When someone ods, it's just like that

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00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:22,239
Speaker 1: gangster killing the other gangster. There's the thought of people

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Speaker 1: don't really verbalize this, but this is what they think.

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Speaker 1: They think to themselves, well, he had it coming. I

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Speaker 1: kind of had it coming. And therefore, we don't care

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Speaker 1: that people are getting poisoned with fent and all that

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Speaker 1: is trafficked up through the border. We don't care that

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Speaker 1: we are on the border of a country like half

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00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 1: the states in Mexico are Narco states, completely run by

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Speaker 1: the cartels. That is not good. That's not a stable

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Speaker 1: situation at all. We just don't care. And the cartels,

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Speaker 1: they're smart enough to realize they need to keep most

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Speaker 1: of that violence on their side of the border, even

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Speaker 1: if it's just five seconds on their side of the border.

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Speaker 1: They're smart enough not to bring it here. But that's

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Speaker 1: why we don't care. Definitely with the overdose tess, that's

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Speaker 1: why we don't care. People are so coldhearted to it.

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Speaker 1: I am not. I sympathize. You keep your chin up

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Speaker 1: and enjoy your dag on weekend. All right, it's a Friday,

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Speaker 1: that's all. So