Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a game. Gambling was something
Speaker 1: that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
Speaker 1: making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became
Speaker 1: consumed by and now joined by bad Larry and Dylan
Speaker 1: the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Well, bad Larry, maybe
Speaker 1: it's a pattern, a habit. Maybe it wasn't just a
Speaker 1: one off. There you're down fifteen units. You lost six
Speaker 1: units last week. Dylan came out even and shake came
Speaker 1: out even last week. The floor is yours, Larry. Okay, Um,
Speaker 1: if games are fifty eight minutes, I think I'd be
Speaker 1: undefeated my losses if I look back at my losses.
Speaker 1: I don't know what Nick Chubb's doing with the browns.
Speaker 1: I mean it's just absolutely incredible and he hasn't known
Speaker 1: enough to kneel down waiting out cover. I can't blame
Speaker 1: that on Nick Chubb. The jets gave up a big play,
Speaker 1: they gave up the onside kick and then they gave
Speaker 1: up another touchdown. Right, I know. But if, if it
Speaker 1: wasn't for Nick Chubb Scorn, they wouldn't need none of
Speaker 1: that would happened. Man, why didn't the coach tell him
Speaker 1: why didn't Kevin Stefanski say don't score, go down at
Speaker 1: the two yard line? Don't we aren't supposed to know that.
Speaker 1: I mean if I was a running back, I would
Speaker 1: know that. The Ravens Dolphins game, Dan, what about it?
Speaker 1: And I was on the wrong side of that one too,
Speaker 1: I know, but why don't you just accept it that
Speaker 1: maybe you didn't do well instead of blaming on it?
Speaker 1: I'm fifteen years down is nothing, thank God. Thank God. Um,
Speaker 1: I could say that. Yeah, but we might have been
Speaker 1: just given up on this competition right now if dylan
Speaker 1: picked up another twelve years there. Yeah, but we know
Speaker 1: that that's not going to happen with Dylan. This is
Speaker 1: not sustainable. By the way, of all the people who
Speaker 1: had the bad beats this past week, Dylan had troy
Speaker 1: the money line, and you know what happened? Mario Calls
Speaker 1: Dylan right before the Hail Mary. It was so before
Speaker 1: the game, I'm talking to Mario and I was like,
Speaker 1: you should take troy money line. He's like all right, cool, alright,
Speaker 1: it with you. He texts me like the eyes Emoji
Speaker 1: during like the third quarterins like, I swear to God, Mario,
Speaker 1: I'm not responding to you first of all. And then
Speaker 1: with a minute left, he faced times me and I
Speaker 1: don't know, I picked it up and I was like
Speaker 1: don't say anything, like it's over, and then I just
Speaker 1: hung up. And then it all goes to ship right
Speaker 1: immediately after that, of course, they took a safety seconds
Speaker 1: left to knock five seconds off the clock and cut
Speaker 1: it to to put him basically in field goal range anyways,
Speaker 1: and then give that up. I almost put my putter
Speaker 1: through my TV. I was like, I've said like three
Speaker 1: words to Mario all week and I'm actually and I
Speaker 1: both applauded marioic. It a go. Okay, everybody has a
Speaker 1: bad beat. Normally gamblers only tell you when they win,
Speaker 1: like Larry Does, but quiet, yeah, I'll start with my
Speaker 1: bad beat and it has has to do with the
Speaker 1: packers and the bears. Chester markle was the place kicker.
Speaker 1: All he has to do is kick a field uh,
Speaker 1: kick the field goal, kick the field goal. They win.
Speaker 1: I cover with the bears. Field goal gets blocked. Chester
Speaker 1: Marco gets the ball, you know, goes right back to him,
Speaker 1: bounces to him, he runs in for a touchdown and
Speaker 1: I lose because he scored a touchdown. If they don't
Speaker 1: block the field goal, then I win. And Uh so
Speaker 1: that was my bad beat. Uh Deal. I don't know
Speaker 1: if troy was that. That was very fresh in my
Speaker 1: mind still. Uh Bad, Larry, you got a bad beat. Um,
Speaker 1: I got. I got a thousand of them. Dad, I've
Speaker 1: been doing this a long time time. I hope you
Speaker 1: think of a good one. I know there was one guy.
Speaker 1: I'M gonna get the guys. I think his name was
Speaker 1: like Jerome Whitehead. You know, we played for Marquette. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't remember. I'm sorry. Yeah, Jerome Whitehead played for Milwaukee,
Speaker 1: I think. I think it was Marquette College game. I
Speaker 1: think it's back in the seventies. I'm in college from
Speaker 1: seventy five to seventy nine, so I think he's about
Speaker 1: my age. Her was about my age. Um, I'm we
Speaker 1: win the game by a half a point. The game
Speaker 1: is over and I don't know if it was students
Speaker 1: on the floor or it was in his pro the
Speaker 1: kids rushed the floor, so it must have been a
Speaker 1: college game and out of pro game. But the rest
Speaker 1: went into the locker room and brought your own white
Speaker 1: head out to and he made it to beat me.
Speaker 1: I mean they had to clear the floor and let
Speaker 1: him shoot his fouse. That's bad. Y got a bad beat.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'll never I'll never forget this game. Two
Speaker 1: thousand eleven USC at home against Stanford. Andrew Luck was
Speaker 1: a quarterback. Barkley was USC's guy at USC plus seven.
Speaker 1: Three minutes left in the fourth quarter to tie game,
Speaker 1: luck throws a pick six seven USC. Here we go.
Speaker 1: I got them plus seven. So I'm good. I'm good.
Speaker 1: There's like a minute thirty left. Luck, of course ties
Speaker 1: the game up. Who Cares, I'm plus seven. We're going
Speaker 1: in overtime. Like I'm good. I'm fucking good. I'm spending
Speaker 1: the money. Everything's happy. Triple overtime happens. Lux goes up
Speaker 1: by eight. Then Barkley has the ball. USC's driving there
Speaker 1: on the five yard line or whatever. They run it
Speaker 1: in and freaking Curtis McNeil fumbles at the goal line.
Speaker 1: Stanford jumps on it and they win by eight. It
Speaker 1: was the worst fucking the triple overtime. Plus seven. I'm good.
Speaker 1: That's the only way, only possible way, because you know
Speaker 1: they're scoring the touchdown, they're on the goal line, they're
Speaker 1: gonna get the six. You're good. there. Then they gotta
Speaker 1: go for two. WHO GIVES A ship? I'm plus seven.
Speaker 1: We're no, Curtis freaking McNeil. Uh Dylan, recap last week
Speaker 1: you were even one game aside from AP APP state
Speaker 1: and Troy. What else? Anything else interesting here? Um? Well,
Speaker 1: Oregon smoked the COUGARS UM and Washington destroyed Michigan State too.
Speaker 1: They were both or three and a half and three respectively.
Speaker 1: I did get vandy money line plus one. Twenty, nice
Speaker 1: little plus signed dog win there Um. And then literally
Speaker 1: eight of nine teams favored by twenty points in college
Speaker 1: football last week covered the spread. Clemson was the only
Speaker 1: one that didn't, and I had them great and in
Speaker 1: my parlor. The other two eggs head the big dog
Speaker 1: parlor dog, Ohio state and Maylor both covering. Uh Jay.
Speaker 1: Did you have any higs or lows you wanted to
Speaker 1: point out? Yeah, the lows. NFL once again. Another one
Speaker 1: in weekend in college football. Two and one, and then
Speaker 1: I just go one and two in the NFL because
Speaker 1: I'm a dumbass. Bears plus ten was stupid. Fighting Hiawaskas
Speaker 1: beat the breaks out of me, and then Baker Mayfield
Speaker 1: just showed me who he is again. Like I I
Speaker 1: thought this torn Labor M and all this shoulder surgery
Speaker 1: or whatnot was going to make him what he used
Speaker 1: to be, being ship damny. He hasn't proven otherwise. Uh,
Speaker 1: you did have the lions minus one and a half.
Speaker 1: I don't know how the hell I hit that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a miracle. All Right, here we go. Um, I'd ask
Speaker 1: bad Larry, but everything was bad, so there's nothing to
Speaker 1: really pulling out there. You're still with me, Larry, I'm here. Okay, alright, well,
Speaker 1: I know three or four weeks. Hey, have you have
Speaker 1: your time? Said? Oh, I love when Larry's humbled. I
Speaker 1: love it. Don't, don't listen to haters, Larry. It doesn't
Speaker 1: happen often with Larry, but he's humbled right now. All Right,
Speaker 1: deal college football bats. Alright, this one is very much
Speaker 1: an emotional beat, but I'm taking marshal minus seven alternate
Speaker 1: line against Troy. I hope they fucking pump them and
Speaker 1: then they have to disband their football programs. I never
Speaker 1: have to watch another tyme again. Okay, so the real
Speaker 1: the original lines, marshal minus three. I'm bumped it up
Speaker 1: to minus seven. That's plus one thirty five Um Texas,
Speaker 1: Texas tech over fifty nine and a half. I feel
Speaker 1: like this is an over game, no matter what the
Speaker 1: line is. Every time Um Clemson wake forest under fifty six.
Speaker 1: I am not confident in Clemson anymore. Yeah, I'm surprised.
Speaker 1: You're even you know, you know, inching towards I don't
Speaker 1: going towards that. I don't know why, but D I'M
Speaker 1: D J U is not turning out to be the
Speaker 1: guy everyone thought he was. Anything else. I'm going a
Speaker 1: and M minus two against Arkansas. That's it's very that's
Speaker 1: just kind of a fade in the public. That because
Speaker 1: everyone loves Arkansas on this one. A right. Is there
Speaker 1: a big dog parlay this week? There has to be. Dan,
Speaker 1: I'M GOING MISSISSIPPI STATE MINUS thirty against Bowling Green, Alabama
Speaker 1: minus forty and a half against Vandy and Georgia minus
Speaker 1: forty five against Kenneth State. Plus six. D All right, Shay,
Speaker 1: college football. Yeah, yeah, back to the basics here. I'm
Speaker 1: just fading the emotional kids of a state. There's they
Speaker 1: got way too much, way too much happiness. Jm, you
Speaker 1: started as a nine point underdog. Now there's seven. I
Speaker 1: love it. So you're gonna take jm you, I'm taking
Speaker 1: my points. I think they're gonna collapse. I think it's
Speaker 1: hard for APP state to get up with this game. UH,
Speaker 1: they're not the best coverage team and I got ou
Speaker 1: minus thirteen. I think the line moved against me on here.
Speaker 1: Actually it's thirteen. Okay, alright. Versus Kansas State, I really
Speaker 1: don't care how slow you starts. They should beat the
Speaker 1: breaks off of Kansas State. South Bama, minus thirteen and
Speaker 1: a half. One of my favorite teams in college football.
Speaker 1: They're playing at the wit night game. Here we go.
Speaker 1: They had a great showing against U C L A
Speaker 1: last week and I think they're gonna do just fine
Speaker 1: against Louisiana Tech. USC MINUS SIX AT CORVALLIS. You know,
Speaker 1: this one gives me a little pause. Night game at
Speaker 1: Corvallis is creepy and scary, but I can't stop betting
Speaker 1: on Lincoln Riley. He's got those kids humming. That's all
Speaker 1: there is to it. Oregon State Three and oh against
Speaker 1: the spread this year and they score points. The Oregon
Speaker 1: State over under seventy something with that game. Yeah, bad Larry,
Speaker 1: college football. I'M gonna I'M gonna go agree with hey
Speaker 1: on that James Madison APP state thing. A little more
Speaker 1: is a little notice to uh, a little shot over
Speaker 1: his bow. But I'm taking damn you, plus two seven
Speaker 1: against that date. Um Um. You criticize the way I
Speaker 1: can say the angles and you've been dealing. Just obliterate
Speaker 1: that Clemson word. I'm taking clemson overweight for us, minus
Speaker 1: to seven. Here's the line. I'm not real happy with,
Speaker 1: but Michigan Given Sixteen and a half. Tomorrowland, I think
Speaker 1: you can close them out that Michigan, and I'm never
Speaker 1: a fan of Maryland football, though. And then I want
Speaker 1: the first half line of George against ten state. Now
Speaker 1: I see who gave Dylan the line at five for
Speaker 1: the game. When I did this it was forty six
Speaker 1: and a half. It's forty six and a half. It's
Speaker 1: forty six and a half and Georgia minus twenty seven
Speaker 1: first half. Okay, because I agree with that. All right. So, Dylan,
Speaker 1: you're getting forty six and a half in your George
Speaker 1: and your three big I think the lines at forty five. Now, Oh,
Speaker 1: it might be for you, Dylan, is yours is still
Speaker 1: forty six and a half. And do you whine, Larry?
Speaker 1: So my line's still twenty seven for the first half,
Speaker 1: but his line is down to forty five. Yeah, welcome seven.
Speaker 1: That's fifty. Okay, Dan, that's line. I hope you win
Speaker 1: that game and I want that. I Want Tennessee minus
Speaker 1: ten against Florida a little bit. Actually watched football Saturday
Speaker 1: and Sunday this week, so I'm feeling a little better
Speaker 1: about you know what I'm going in with. Florida has
Speaker 1: won sixteen to the last seventeen meetings between these two.
Speaker 1: All right, Dylan NFL, yes, Sir Um, I hate tonight.
Speaker 1: What is it at? steelers plus four seemed like the
Speaker 1: biggest rat line of all time. Doesn't really make sense,
Speaker 1: so I opted out of that and I'm going to
Speaker 1: a little prop uh, steelers tight and Pat fryarmouth anytime
Speaker 1: touched on score. Plus Two thirty. Wow, I had to
Speaker 1: throw something on. Yeah, we're propping eight, eight touchdowns, handball,
Speaker 1: eight touchdowns in eighteen games. Yeah, I'm taking the commanders
Speaker 1: plus six and a half against the eagles. I'm still
Speaker 1: not in love with you. This is Carson wentz comes
Speaker 1: back home to Philadelphia. Yeah, you're crazy. Yeah, no way,
Speaker 1: no way. All right, what else you gotta deal Um.
Speaker 1: And then I'm taking the bears minus to and AF
Speaker 1: against the Texans. I don't know why, it just seemed
Speaker 1: like it's the toilet bowl. God, this could be the
Speaker 1: worst game of the year, right, it's gonna definitely be
Speaker 1: the most boring. Alright, cowboys, giants, you've got anything on
Speaker 1: the YEP, Um, so those are all one unit like
Speaker 1: my college football bets. But I'm going two units on
Speaker 1: the giants. Cowboys under thirty nine two, and now on
Speaker 1: giants under so far this year. The number. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: kind of like that better. Actually, it's gonna be ten
Speaker 1: to nine, and that's like first first team to wins that.
Speaker 1: Uh Well, NFL, here we go. WHO GIVES A ship? Right?
Speaker 1: I mean, you're just gonna keep losing. It don't matter.
Speaker 1: I got PATs plus two and a half against the Ravens.
Speaker 1: I had it at three. I guess the line moved
Speaker 1: to two and a half. Alright, here we go. That's good.
Speaker 1: That's the line movement in my favor. I'll take it. Um.
Speaker 1: I think that the Hoodie is going to really game
Speaker 1: plan and has been ready and circling this game all year. Vikings,
Speaker 1: laying the six, the fighting kirk cousins bounces back against
Speaker 1: his disgusting performance on Monday night. Uh, and I got
Speaker 1: Tom Brady, minus one and a half versus the fighting hiahascars.
Speaker 1: I just I think that he's gonna show up for
Speaker 1: this game. I think this is when Tampa starts rolling.
Speaker 1: They're gonna Mesh, they're gonna get together and they're gonna
Speaker 1: win this game and cover. That's what's gonna Happen. Uh,
Speaker 1: bucks have been stingy on defense, allowing six and a
Speaker 1: half points. Bad Larry. Now it's uh, it's rally time
Speaker 1: for you. You got it and I'm glad I didn't.
Speaker 1: I don't have I have some one game, the same
Speaker 1: as Dylan. I'm stayed away from all the Games that
Speaker 1: shape pick which I like. I'M gonna BUILDS MINUS FIVE
Speaker 1: AGAINST THE SAINTS, Minus Three Against Panther Saints, or minus
Speaker 1: two and a half. There you go. Never get anything
Speaker 1: going my way. The seahawks minus one against the Falcons. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the giants had the two and a half, but the
Speaker 1: giants minus one. The giants, or minus one. The way.
Speaker 1: I'm adding the cowboys plus one. By the way. We're
Speaker 1: taking the cowboys plus write that down in lock it in.
Speaker 1: There you go, lock it in. How are you taking
Speaker 1: that game? I hate the giants more. Fraud. So bad, Larry.
Speaker 1: You've got the giants minus one. Can You? Can giants
Speaker 1: go three and Oh if, if they win, they can
Speaker 1: go three and oh. Impossible, unlikely. Then I have over
Speaker 1: in the chief's colts game at forty nine. Okay, the
Speaker 1: raiders minus in half against Titans. The raiders minus two.
Speaker 1: Is that? Is that at Tennessee? Yeah, I think so. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then I got forty nine. Is minus one against
Speaker 1: the broncos. Minus one and a half, minus one and
Speaker 1: a half. Okay, yeah, Um Dan, I know you know
Speaker 1: this cause I sent the picks in, but I want
Speaker 1: two units on my Olypics and my college picks. All right,
Speaker 1: and do me a favor next week. I've had a
Speaker 1: better phone connection. All right, this is the same phone
Speaker 1: I've been on the whole time. Well, wherever you're standing
Speaker 1: is not doing well. It sucks as yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: even have you guys on speaker phone either. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know where you are, but it's UH. Are you
Speaker 1: in your normal are you out in your car drinking bud? Car?
Speaker 1: It's raining. It's raining here so I'm in my car.
Speaker 1: Maybe the rains effecting us. Oh, okay, it could be. Uh,
Speaker 1: good luck to all of you. By the way, Shay
Speaker 1: has his own podcast and he doesn't just mess around
Speaker 1: with this. He's got his own podcast and, uh, the
Speaker 1: title of your podcast is Shaye and Irving, Shay and irving,
Speaker 1: and it's available wherever you get podcasts. Yeah, any highlights
Speaker 1: that we anything we can tease? Like a trailer? We
Speaker 1: do a Djen of the year. Yeah, we'll send you
Speaker 1: a trailer. We'll send you something, some audio. But we
Speaker 1: do a Djen of the year contest and Brett Farve
Speaker 1: just got inducted. He's in the running in the degenerate
Speaker 1: of the year, Djen of the year. He's he's up there.
Speaker 1: We're voting at the WHO else is in there? It's
Speaker 1: like Robert Sarver in there and starve is not in
Speaker 1: there yet. That's a touchy subject. He's going to make us,
Speaker 1: I think. I don't know. I don't know we should
Speaker 1: mark that down with degeneracy. Is just he's just a
Speaker 1: dirt bag. So it's degenerate of the degenerate of the year,
Speaker 1: Djen of the year, and right now Brett Farve is
Speaker 1: running wild. I think Brett farves thing might file into
Speaker 1: the dirt bad category too. Yeah, but but he stole
Speaker 1: public money. So that's some Djen. She's outside a couple
Speaker 1: of yeah, true, he's had a couple over the years.
Speaker 1: That probably that's the dirt bag behavior. You weren't stealing
Speaker 1: from needy people. Yes, in the poorest state. That was
Speaker 1: a Nice Cherry on top of that headline. It wasn't
Speaker 1: just any state. Yeah, the poorest state. Way To go, Brett.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Brett Bar to go brother. Speaking of
Speaker 1: d Gen stuff, then, so we went to the big
Speaker 1: ee on Friday. You have to explain with the big
Speaker 1: which is a giant like Carnival Fest, Food Festival concert
Speaker 1: thing in Massachusetts. It's like Carney Woodstock, basically Um. And
Speaker 1: they had pig racing there and obviously, you know, we
Speaker 1: had to throw some money down. So I h I
Speaker 1: went up big on ray over here like and then
Speaker 1: we went triple or nothing and I just lost all
Speaker 1: my pig money. That's the worst and I lost and
Speaker 1: then I would have lost all of that on Troy anyways.
Speaker 1: So like the way, you know, for those of us
Speaker 1: in the room here, ray is the producer of this
Speaker 1: God forsake and podcast. But does ray look more like
Speaker 1: jared Gaulle Joe Burrow Golf? Picture Day, Ray looks a
Speaker 1: little bit like Jared Goff. Yeah, I thought I thought
Speaker 1: about the same height as jared golf too. I don't
Speaker 1: know if I don't think you have a girlfriend. So
Speaker 1: your girlfriend? Uh, it's not similar to Jared Golf, to
Speaker 1: be fair. Have you guys seen Jared Goff's girlfriend? Yes,
Speaker 1: I have. So people have jared golf type girlfriend, you know? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you don't either. Do you think that's out of
Speaker 1: my reach? Dan? I don't know. I just start with
Speaker 1: a girl, I mean a friend. Yeah, just a friend
Speaker 1: to talk to. Just just you know, that stop the rumors.
Speaker 1: You know what you need to do. Dan. Who is
Speaker 1: Jared Goff's girlfriend? I don't even know, googler. She's an
Speaker 1: S I model. She's swim suit model. Yeah, if you
Speaker 1: like women, Larry, you're like sports illustrated swims food model. Okay, yeah, yeah, great,
Speaker 1: I think that's right in your wheelhouse, Larry. Her name's
Speaker 1: Christian Harvard, by the way, mercy. Uh. Well, good luck
Speaker 1: to all of you and we'll wait to hear your
Speaker 1: excuses next week on this program and makes us still
Speaker 1: and good luck everybody. Make sure you check out Shay
Speaker 1: and Irving podcast as well. We'll talk to you next week.