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Speaker 1: We've done a lot of pranks where we pose as

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Speaker 1: a representative from a homeowners association and we'll get on

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Speaker 1: people for whatever, like, oh, your Christmas decorations were left

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Speaker 1: up for an hour too long, or your lawn wasn't

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Speaker 1: mode in the approved hexagon.

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Speaker 2: Pattern from the Bible not the hexagon.

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Speaker 1: But this is the first time we've ever called someone

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Speaker 1: to say, Hey, we're running for h OA president.

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Speaker 2: Will you vote for me?

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Speaker 1: Which doesn't sound bad unless that person has a sketchy,

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Speaker 1: checkered past like Jose's character tic Tac. Hopefully you vote

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Speaker 1: for him after you hear the phone tap right now.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hey, he's this Denise one from forty seven to

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Speaker 3: forty eight street.

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Speaker 4: This is May. I ask who's speaking?

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Speaker 3: Good morning? Do you I'm your neighbor. My name's Dick Dak.

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Speaker 3: I live two streets over. He said, Oh, yeah, so

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Speaker 3: you probably know me, not like from the Internet or whatever,

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Speaker 3: like the articles that was all a long time ago.

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Speaker 2: I'm out now, okay, if that's how.

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Speaker 4: You know me, I mean, I don't know you anyway,

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Speaker 4: and I've never heard of you.

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Speaker 3: Well, like you've seen my signs though, right like they're

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Speaker 3: all up in people's yard around the neighborhood signs.

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Speaker 4: I haven't seen any signs with your name.

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Speaker 3: Oh for here, come on. One of them says tick,

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Speaker 3: that did his time. Now he's out and in his prime.

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Speaker 3: And then there's like a picture of me holding out

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Speaker 3: my arm spelling out the word volt with my fingers.

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Speaker 2: You know, it's very creating.

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Speaker 4: I'm voting for for what I don't understand.

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Speaker 2: I'm running for president of the HOA. The other sign

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Speaker 2: explains it.

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Speaker 3: It says, from the clink to the HOA braink tik,

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Speaker 3: that's got a plan, No need to think.

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Speaker 2: That was a little long. Okay, it didn't make a sign.

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Speaker 2: Actually we only put it on a flyer because it

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Speaker 2: couldn't fit.

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: So you're running for HOA president. See our HOA president

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Speaker 4: in our neighborhood.

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Speaker 2: That would be correct. I'm currently the only one on

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Speaker 2: the ballot. It was weird.

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Speaker 3: Right when I started running, the other guy like dropped off.

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Speaker 3: I think he got scared. I have no idea why.

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Speaker 3: I just went to his house to congratulate him on

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Speaker 3: some friendly competition, and he just looked in my eyes

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Speaker 3: and started crying. I looked like I was crying because

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Speaker 3: I have a tear drop. But that's a tattoo.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, So make sure you vote for me.

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Speaker 3: I have a lot of improvements that we need to

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Speaker 3: make for the community, and a lot of beautiful ideas

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Speaker 3: to keep us safe.

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Speaker 4: TikTok or whatever your name is.

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Speaker 2: You take that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know you to vote for you, and

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Speaker 4: I actually have to go.

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Speaker 3: Well no, no, no, don't go anywhere. Okay, listen, I

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Speaker 3: haven't even told you my number one priority.

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Speaker 2: That's burglary. What oh sorry, No, i'man preventing burglary. That's

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Speaker 2: an old habit, you know what I'm saying. Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: I just mean we had a few break ins recently.

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Speaker 2: Well at least that's what i've heard.

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Speaker 3: Okay, don't come asking me who did it or whatever,

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Speaker 3: because I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I was with my cousin Matteo that night. I have

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Speaker 2: an alibi.

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Speaker 4: Okay, lady, I'm so confused right now.

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Speaker 3: No, no, listen, I'm just saying I can know a

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Speaker 3: guy who can get us some cheap barbed wire.

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Speaker 2: See that way, we.

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Speaker 3: Can put up like ten foot high fences. Right with

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Speaker 3: barb wire, no one's gonna break into any houses.

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Speaker 2: After that, I learned that the hard way.

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Speaker 4: What are you talking about.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be.

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Speaker 3: The safest community ever. I mean it works for prisons.

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Speaker 2: Okay from what I've heard, from what you heard, and

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Speaker 2: the rules atret.

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Speaker 3: Gonna change right Like you know how like when you

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Speaker 3: have to paint your house or whatever, you have to

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Speaker 3: go through the h away to get the color approved.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna change it so we can do giant murals

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Speaker 3: on the side of your house.

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Speaker 4: It's amazing. That's a good idea.

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Speaker 3: Oh, it is a great idea. If you've ever been

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Speaker 3: to my house. On the backside, I have a whole

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Speaker 3: mural of the Lady of Guadeloupe. She looks beautiful, what

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Speaker 3: many colors and everything, But you kids can't see it

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Speaker 3: from the front of the street.

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Speaker 4: You're not about to change the rules when it comes

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Speaker 4: to paining the houses, not this nice neighborhood.

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Speaker 2: Hey be careful though.

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Speaker 3: Are you being racist right now, lady, because like the

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Speaker 3: stereotype anybody, I will come down on you, okay when I.

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Speaker 4: Say anything about ways or color or anything.

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Speaker 2: You know what, that's true? You didn't you should be

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Speaker 2: my vice president. You seem like you have good values.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that values to stand next to you. You said

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Speaker 4: you've been in prison. You're talking about.

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Speaker 3: Painting morel I can picture it now, the niece and

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Speaker 3: Dick dag for president.

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Speaker 2: Think about a girl.

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Speaker 3: You and me, my lady skilled knowledge in your non

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Speaker 3: racist thoughts.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I'm sorry, whatever your name is, I need to

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Speaker 4: hang up the phone right now. No, I'm getting upset.

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Speaker 2: No, please, don't get upset. My real name is Jose.

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Speaker 3: I'm on a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 3: the Morning, and you just got phone tapped.

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh. Something lots on the loose in our neighborhood.

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Speaker 2: Hey, not on the loose. I'm running for h O

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Speaker 2: A and I would appreciate some more support out of you.

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Speaker 4: The niece, you're my VP, not me, not at all,

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Speaker 4: not today, tomorrow or the next day after that. I

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Speaker 4: gotta go make.

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Speaker 3: Sure when you drive by my house don't go so slow. Okay,

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Speaker 3: and wave to the lady of Guadaloupe.

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Speaker 2: She sees you.

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Speaker 4: Oh huh crazy, I thought you hung up.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: Wake Up Every morning was boom taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 3: the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning