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Speaker 1: It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran

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Speaker 1: in the morning show. Right now, I'm gonna go around

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Speaker 1: the room. Who's ready, Gandhi?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I'm ready. All right, It's Wednesday.

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Speaker 1: You know what that means.

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Speaker 2: I have a new episode of my podcast dropping today,

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Speaker 2: So I take this time to tell everyone to please

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Speaker 2: go listen on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get

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Speaker 2: your podcasts. And today's was actually with a comedian named

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Speaker 2: Jared Freed who talks about all things relationship as well in.

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Speaker 1: A very hilarious way.

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Speaker 2: So it flows together with what we were talking about today.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, very nice.

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Speaker 2: And Diamond's in it because she's unfixable. I just want

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Speaker 2: to put that out there.

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Speaker 3: Broken.

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Speaker 4: She's broken and unfaceful, shattered, shattered in a million, but

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Speaker 4: she's shooting the fingers at.

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, sauce on the side. Everyone's loving your podcast.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. I'm having a really good time.

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Speaker 1: Hey, producer, Sam, what's up with you today?

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Speaker 3: I don't know how.

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Speaker 1: Please help me? Okay?

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Speaker 5: Hi?

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Speaker 6: Hi.

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Speaker 7: So I was embarrassed in my own home yesterday and

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Speaker 7: I felt so apologetic and it wasn't even my fault.

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Speaker 7: So I'm sitting on the couch without pants because I'm

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Speaker 7: alone and do my and the door opens up and

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Speaker 7: I turn around and it is my dog walker. He

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Speaker 7: got the dates wrong when he's supposed to come and

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Speaker 7: walk my dog. So he just let himself into my

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Speaker 7: apartment and there I am again, thankfully with my little

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Speaker 7: couch blanket. But my neighbors just heard ah goosh, and

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Speaker 7: the poor guy also screamed because he was taken aback.

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Speaker 7: And yeah, it turns out he wrote the wrong date down.

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Speaker 7: But that was one of the most humiliating moments in

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Speaker 7: my adult life. Where you take my fault.

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Speaker 1: You had a blanket over your part.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, but you're not really expecting people when you're not

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Speaker 7: wearing pants, no matter.

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Speaker 1: What's all so on you are you wearing underwear?

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Speaker 2: Were you butttholding your blanket?

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Speaker 7: No, we don't buttole okay no, no.

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Speaker 4: Buddh froggy, what's up with you today?

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Speaker 5: So, starting back in February, so friend of ours challenged

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Speaker 5: me to do push ups with them how many I

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Speaker 5: can do? And when I started off, I could only

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Speaker 5: do about twenty at a time and then I would

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Speaker 5: be done. Today I crossed the sixty threshold. A frog

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Speaker 5: I can do sixty at once now, and it's proof

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Speaker 5: that if you just start small, do a little bit

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Speaker 5: of a time, you will reach a goal. And you

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Speaker 5: justkept to keep going, So keep going. Very I can't

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Speaker 5: believe I can actually do sixty because twenty was a

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Speaker 5: big deal at first.

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Speaker 3: But yep, so you can do it.

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Speaker 4: Well, you're a big deal. Congratulations. I wouldn't go that far,

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Speaker 4: but yess absolutely, Hello, Daniel.

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Speaker 6: I am amazed at how alike so many of us are.

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Speaker 6: Like this morning, Sam was telling me, I'm going back

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Speaker 6: to you and your button underwear. But Sam this morning

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Speaker 6: was telling me she forgot underwear in her room. And

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Speaker 6: she's like me because she has another half in the house.

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Speaker 6: She puts her clothes out every night so that you

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Speaker 6: don't have to bother your other half, but she forgot underwear.

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Speaker 6: This happens to me all the time, where I have

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Speaker 6: to sneak upstairs to the room, put my flashlight on

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Speaker 6: so I don't wake up Sheldon go and find underwear

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Speaker 6: because I forgot underwear. It's crazy how so many of

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Speaker 6: us are alike and do the same stupid things because

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Speaker 6: we want to be considerate.

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Speaker 1: When you wake up in the dark, you really have

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Speaker 1: to live weird like that life in a cave.

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Speaker 6: And I think about how many times I forget underwear.

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Speaker 6: It's amazing because I I go, I don't understand again,

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Speaker 6: I forgot to put my underwear out, Like, what's wrong

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Speaker 6: with me?

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Speaker 3: You could turn yesterday inside out?

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm scary.

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Speaker 3: What's up?

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Speaker 1: Some parents?

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Speaker 6: Can you go?

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Speaker 1: Can you teach your kids some manners?

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Speaker 3: Let me say say this.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I live at the top of my building, near

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Speaker 1: the top floor. I get in the lobby with a

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Speaker 1: mother and a son who's maybe like seven eight years old.

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Speaker 3: The kid starts pressing all the buttons and.

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Speaker 1: Because he likes the lights, the lights, you're so pretty.

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Speaker 3: They get off on the fifth floor and I'm looking

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Speaker 3: at her and she goes, huh, yeah, he just likes

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Speaker 3: sticking up play.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, that's nice, playing your own time.

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Speaker 3: There's nobody else.

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Speaker 1: Did you say that? No, you should say something.

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Speaker 4: You should say, well, I have to wait forty five

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Speaker 4: more floors because your son things lights are pretty well.

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Speaker 3: I gave her the crap eating grin like, ok this.

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Speaker 1: I didn't fix anything, but I wasn't gonna.

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Speaker 3: Try to stop him.

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Speaker 5: Do it?

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Speaker 3: Go ahead, go play?

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Speaker 1: Press three four.

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Speaker 4: Hell no, no, I would say something, Hey, get out

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Speaker 4: of here, get out of my elevator.

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Speaker 3: You gotta say something next time.

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Speaker 1: Push the emergency stop. Now you all have to suffer.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go.

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Speaker 1: Straight Night.

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Speaker 3: Okay. So a lot of people wear wrist watches, right,

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Speaker 3: I wear one, don't do okay, So did you know

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Speaker 3: that they were actually designed to be worn on the

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Speaker 3: inside of your wrist? Does anybody know why?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 3: The reason being it was started with the military and

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Speaker 3: they didn't want anything flashy that would be reflective that

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Speaker 3: the enemy would see from across the way, So they

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Speaker 3: started wearing their watches on the inside so the light

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Speaker 3: wouldn't catch the face and then they would see where

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Speaker 3: they were hiding. That's why they were originally like this.

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Speaker 6: But if you wear it that way, you crack the thing.

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Speaker 3: Well, I think getting shot over, breaking your eyes.

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Speaker 1: You're clearly visible today are two choices. We always learned

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Speaker 1: something from Straight Night.