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Speaker 1: It's another Jubila. Hello, this is James James, this is Patrick.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry Patrick? Who Patrick? Only the vice president of

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Speaker 1: the company that you work for. Oh, I'm I'm sorry, sir.

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Speaker 1: I just I just didn't recognize the name until now.

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Speaker 1: What can I do for you? You're one of the

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Speaker 1: dorks in the graphics department, right, Yes, sir, Well, I

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Speaker 1: just got off the phone with your boss, Dustin, and

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Speaker 1: he says you were responsible for the picture in the

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Speaker 1: company newsletter that went out. Yes, is everything okay? Does

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Speaker 1: it sound like everything's okay? Well, by the tone of

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Speaker 1: your voice, no, Well good. At least we know you

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Speaker 1: got something right, don't we. You want to tell me

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Speaker 1: about the picture? If I can be honest with you

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Speaker 1: right now, I'm really nervous and honestly I have no

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Speaker 1: idea what you're talking about. Well, then I'll tell you.

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Speaker 1: Because you put a picture of me in the newsletter.

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Speaker 1: This is correct. You are. Do you think it's funny

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Speaker 1: what you did? Are you implying something's wrong with the

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Speaker 1: picture because I got it from corporate I'm more than implying.

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Speaker 1: I'm saying you doctored that picture up. You used your

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Speaker 1: little do hickeys on your computer or whatever you nerds

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Speaker 1: do down there in the tech department. I would never

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Speaker 1: doctor anything or let me ask you a question. Yes, James,

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Speaker 1: have we ever met in person before? I mean a

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Speaker 1: few years ago. I remember you came to the office

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Speaker 1: and we shook hands very briefly. Okay, so we have met.

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Speaker 1: Then you know that I am six foot two inches tall.

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Speaker 1: You're six ft two Yes, if you remember correctly, I'm

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Speaker 1: a very large man, and you must have thought it

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Speaker 1: was funny to make me look like a tiny elf

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Speaker 1: in a business suit. It's no offense, sir. I honestly

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Speaker 1: don't remember you being that tall. Oh really, yes, sir,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. How tall would you describe me? Then? I'd

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Speaker 1: rather not answer. Oh, you're gonna have to answer. I'm

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Speaker 1: your boss. How tall did you think I was? You know?

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Speaker 1: If I had to guess, I would say you're between

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Speaker 1: five six and five eight. Excuse me, I am six

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Speaker 1: feet two inches tall. Yes, sir, I know that's what

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Speaker 1: you said, and I was just telling you what my

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Speaker 1: impression was. Well, your impression is way off. Yes, did

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Speaker 1: you say so, sir? That picture you put in the

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Speaker 1: newsletter makes me look like a koala bear just a

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Speaker 1: tiny little thing, Sir. I don't know what you want

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Speaker 1: me to do. I tell me right now. James, are

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Speaker 1: you single? Yes? I am perfect. Then you know what's

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Speaker 1: going to happen. You and I are going out for

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Speaker 1: steak dinner, and then we're gonna see what happens afterwards.

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Speaker 1: Eating with you is fine, But what do you mean

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Speaker 1: what happens backwards? We'll just have to see, won't we. James,

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Speaker 1: you're such a smart mess with your pictures. You and

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Speaker 1: I are going out to stake dinner, and then who

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Speaker 1: knows what will happen after. Maybe we'll go back to

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Speaker 1: my place for dessert. Go back to your place for dessert, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know what, I think. I'm busy there. Then we'll

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Speaker 1: find another night. James, I'm the vice president of your company.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna join me for dinner and then we'll probably

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Speaker 1: go back to my place after. I don't understand why

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Speaker 1: you want to go back to your place to have dessert.

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Speaker 1: I've got a nice bottle of key Antie. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: open up. We're gonna have some dessert. I'm very sure

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Speaker 1: that you know what to screw the dessert. We're just

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Speaker 1: gonna have each other. Yeah. I don't want to hurt

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Speaker 1: your feelings, sir, But I, James, do you value your

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Speaker 1: job very much? This is Miami's of income. Can you

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Speaker 1: touch your toes? Sir? What does that even mean? You're

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Speaker 1: just gonna have to find out after dinner, aren't you.

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Speaker 1: I think that this conversation has leached an inappropriate level.

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Speaker 1: Oh you don't know inappropriate yet? Oh my god. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: you'll be saying that, sir. I'm not going to sleep

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Speaker 1: with you sleep with me. Excuse me, James. You just

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Speaker 1: said that we're going to go home to your house

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Speaker 1: for dessert and then I'm going to touch my toes. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was talking about yoga. We're gonna relax a little bit. Again.

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Speaker 1: I'm very confused. First you're mad at me, then I

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Speaker 1: thought you wanted to sleep with me, and now you

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Speaker 1: want me to do yoga with you. Well, let me

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Speaker 1: clear that up. Let me clear that up then, and

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Speaker 1: just tell you that this is a prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand, sir. This is actually Jewel from Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Your co worker Joe set you up. He told us

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Speaker 1: that the vice president of your company is a really

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Speaker 1: weird guy and wanted me to screw with you. This

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Speaker 1: is ridiculoused were you nervous about your job For a second,

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Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna lose my job. I had

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Speaker 1: so idea wake up every morning with Jubal folk taps

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties, Holy Onmoving ninety two point

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Speaker 1: five