Speaker 1: He's taking a shit in the corner, diarrhea all over
Speaker 1: the lobby, so now they're like, oh my god, he's
Speaker 1: pooping everywhere. The lobby is just Calm Down with Erin
Speaker 1: and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio. We are the
Speaker 1: only people in America right now. Welcome to the Calm
Speaker 1: Down Podcast. Ladies and gentlemen that aren't wearing hot pink.
Speaker 1: I have not seen Barbie. Country is obsessed with hot
Speaker 1: pink right now. I kind of love it. I love
Speaker 1: it too. And Ryan can't join us on this week's
Speaker 1: podcast for Ryan's reactions because we're taping it at a
Speaker 1: different time and as we all do, we have different jobs.
Speaker 1: But I can't wait to get Ryan's reaction next week.
Speaker 1: On going to see the movie, can we all flash
Speaker 1: back to our sweet producer Ryan saying, why do they
Speaker 1: make this movie? Cut to the pandemium that is this
Speaker 1: country and ever scrolling on Instagram these girls, adults, these
Speaker 1: women having Barbie parties and dressing in pink? Am I
Speaker 1: missing something? Maybe I need to do it? Who knew
Speaker 1: it's adorable? Good for? It's so adorable? And I already
Speaker 1: loved Margot Robbie. I love her even more now and
Speaker 1: the outfits who's her stylist on these press tours because
Speaker 1: she could not be cuter nailing it, nailing it. How
Speaker 1: was your week? Because I feel like I barely spoke
Speaker 1: to you. You were working, I was working, was working
Speaker 1: on a fun little project that I'm excited. Hopefully let's
Speaker 1: all say a p say a little prefer you auto
Speaker 1: tune that it was good. I hope it comes to fruition.
Speaker 1: But as we know, you know, in the world, we
Speaker 1: work on different things and see what happened. So it
Speaker 1: was fun, kind of intersects like all aspects of my life.
Speaker 1: So I love it that that is something that we
Speaker 1: can talk about at a later doge. But it's going
Speaker 1: to be great. Thank you, love you. It was. It
Speaker 1: was good. It was busy, and I am officially on vacation.
Speaker 1: It is what July and after we take this podcast today,
Speaker 1: I have five days, five straight days where I have
Speaker 1: no responsibilities, and I may not be more excited. In fact,
Speaker 1: my sweet Steve has already had a chat with me
Speaker 1: about how we're going to approach the next five days
Speaker 1: because the last few times we've tried to have a vacation,
Speaker 1: I got robbed I got COVID. Something inevitably always pops up,
Speaker 1: So he said, he sat me down last night, and
Speaker 1: he goes, So over the next five days, no matter
Speaker 1: what happens, it's going to be okay, he goes. If
Speaker 1: the house catches on fire, if he goes, unless it
Speaker 1: has to do with Willis or like our family or friends,
Speaker 1: if anything else happens, we're just going to say it's
Speaker 1: okay and keep going. And I go, We're on vacation exactly.
Speaker 1: So I needed a little pep talk because that's the
Speaker 1: part that and I know you this happens with you
Speaker 1: all the time too, because we have so many different
Speaker 1: things going on, like everybody, but I don't know how
Speaker 1: to also say no, we're like not respond to that
Speaker 1: email right away, or not respond to that text message,
Speaker 1: and then then I feel like I'm getting behind or
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm not staying on top of things.
Speaker 1: But this idea in this world that we live in
Speaker 1: with this immediate response and this immediate reaction, like it's cool.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I've never done the thing on my
Speaker 1: email where it says like out of the office for
Speaker 1: the next five days. I know, I feel like everyone
Speaker 1: else does this insurance lady if she's listening, she's been
Speaker 1: out of the office the whole time. I can't file
Speaker 1: this claim. I'm never gonna get anything back because every
Speaker 1: time I turn around, I'm getting out office reply from
Speaker 1: this broad So I'm like, I'm just gonna do it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna put my notifications on silent,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna put my email on vacation and not
Speaker 1: feel bad about it. I didn't even do it after
Speaker 1: we had a kid, I mean, which is hilarious. You know,
Speaker 1: there's some freaking officials I were watching that like took
Speaker 1: maternity leave when he didn't even have the baby, like,
Speaker 1: and you know, we had freaking boxes stuck in and
Speaker 1: ships stuck in ports. But you know, let's take a
Speaker 1: paternity leave, all right. AnyWho that is, I don't know
Speaker 1: where what you're doing or where you're going, don't say
Speaker 1: it on here, because let's be safe, you will find
Speaker 1: out next week. But there's nothing you have to say
Speaker 1: in this house. If you rob me, Okay, everything's gone,
Speaker 1: Go to the neighbors. Go to the neighbors. So that's
Speaker 1: a really great segue to talking about being on your phone,
Speaker 1: even when it's your vacation. We're going to do some
Speaker 1: of our headlines right now. Are you guilty of fubbing?
Speaker 1: You won't be during your vacation right now, but this
Speaker 1: was an article. Where are you guilty of fubbing regularly?
Speaker 1: Regularly snubbing your partner to look at your phone, which
Speaker 1: could cost your marriage? Study warns I'm coughing, excuse me,
Speaker 1: nothing to cough about, no, nothing to sneeze at. I am.
Speaker 1: We are guilty of it, and I and I don't
Speaker 1: try to get mad at Jarrett, and I don't get
Speaker 1: mad at myself. But sometimes it's like, okay, we need
Speaker 1: to put our phone down. Let's put our phone down.
Speaker 1: And nothing is this important? Nothing? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It's just it is. And like you said, you're trying
Speaker 1: to keep up with social media, You're trying to keep
Speaker 1: up with your emails, You're trying to keep up with
Speaker 1: your account for a house and home. It's really hard,
Speaker 1: but it's something you have to pay attention to with
Speaker 1: your relif relationship. So there is an area again, a
Speaker 1: new segment called Sweet Steve and all the things that
Speaker 1: he does. There is an area upstairs and you walk
Speaker 1: up my stairs, that landing area where there's like the
Speaker 1: coffee table in the chairs, Steve has labeled it the
Speaker 1: no phone zone. So we have to go in there
Speaker 1: once a day and you're not allowed to bring your phone,
Speaker 1: and you have to sit and you have to talk
Speaker 1: and you have to catch up on things because the
Speaker 1: fact that we live in this world where we're attached
Speaker 1: to our phones, which I really try to be cognizant
Speaker 1: of and not do, but it it is because the
Speaker 1: second you put your phone down, then you go back
Speaker 1: to it and there's ten things you miss, and of
Speaker 1: course like things that need to be responded to immediately anyways,
Speaker 1: So I'm trying to be really good about that. Additionally,
Speaker 1: I also feel like when you send you do this,
Speaker 1: and I have gotten so mad at you for this, sister.
Speaker 1: When you will text me can you talk? Or you'll
Speaker 1: text me something and you'll say like I need to
Speaker 1: talk to you or like say something, and then I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, are you okay? And then you won't
Speaker 1: respond for so long, and I'm like freaking out, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, here's a PSA. If you tell ext your girlfriends,
Speaker 1: your husband, whatever, can you talk make sure you say
Speaker 1: all good or like it's okay, because then I lose
Speaker 1: my mind and then you call me back hours later
Speaker 1: and like, oh nothing, I just when I was talking
Speaker 1: about yeah, yeah, it was fine, And I'm like, meanwhile,
Speaker 1: I've been like calling your mom, your sister, making sure
Speaker 1: that like sending out an amber alert for you. So
Speaker 1: I don't know. Phones are a blessing and a curse,
Speaker 1: but when it comes to relationships, one thousand percent, you
Speaker 1: have to put them down. You know what else I
Speaker 1: know put them down. I noticed my dogs look at
Speaker 1: me like if I'm on my phone, like I greak
Speaker 1: up and like they're probably like, bitch, can you put
Speaker 1: that thing down? And I'm like okay, sorry, So I
Speaker 1: try to be aware of that. You know, when we
Speaker 1: really try to take an advantage of speaking of dogs,
Speaker 1: when we try to take advantage of no phones, is
Speaker 1: on our walk with our dog. It's like a great
Speaker 1: time to kind of check in. It's a great time
Speaker 1: to talk about stuff. I give my husband a lot
Speaker 1: of credit. Yesterday we were trying to take an og
Speaker 1: minute with the og child so he doesn't feel left out.
Speaker 1: But so cute that with y we talked about on
Speaker 1: the pregame on our pregame people, but we're asking how
Speaker 1: Howard was doing with the baby. Not great. He's not aggressive,
Speaker 1: he's just not interested. He's annoyed, he's depressed. So we
Speaker 1: try to give him his og time where it's just
Speaker 1: the three of us and we're like, it's the ogs.
Speaker 1: But yeah, we were. And yesterday when we were driving
Speaker 1: up to go have a little og time, Jared's like,
Speaker 1: are you good, babe? And I was like, yeah, I'm fine.
Speaker 1: Why I said, I'm kind of hungry. He's like, no,
Speaker 1: just with me, like with life right now and stuff
Speaker 1: like that. So that's really important to do. But I
Speaker 1: need to make more of an effort with my phone,
Speaker 1: especially now that I saw a meme on Instagram when
Speaker 1: I probably should put my phone down that there's seven
Speaker 1: more Sundays left until we go back to work. So
Speaker 1: it's like putting down we have seven, Well, now we
Speaker 1: have six. We have six Sundays left before we go
Speaker 1: to work. Are you kidding me? No, Apparently I don't
Speaker 1: have calendars in my house. When you say it like that,
Speaker 1: I know, oh my now boys are in camp now,
Speaker 1: well yeah, but I'm like, I don't know word going
Speaker 1: back Oh my god, that is such a rude awakening. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, fine, I'm extending the vacation. It's seven days.
Speaker 1: I'm out of office. Change the response. Yeah, I was Jesus,
Speaker 1: that was a real rude awakening. I'm so sorry. No,
Speaker 1: it's great. I'm excited. Here's the thing. We love our jobs,
Speaker 1: love our jobs. But I just this summer has went
Speaker 1: by so fast, and I can't imagine how you feel.
Speaker 1: You had a child. Hey, how was your off season?
Speaker 1: Had a baby? Like, probably went by real fast for you. Okay.
Speaker 1: One of our other headlines that I love because I
Speaker 1: love talking about relationships, good, bad or indifferent? Kim Kardashian,
Speaker 1: Are you up to date on I know I gotta
Speaker 1: get up to date on it? I am. I wasn't
Speaker 1: a big Kardashian watcher, like when they were like the
Speaker 1: last few years. It felt like I was just like
Speaker 1: on Hulu. I don't know why. I'm like always like
Speaker 1: up to date on it and I'm like into their
Speaker 1: storylines and ask me any questions about that. You didn't
Speaker 1: know we had six Sundays. But you're up to date
Speaker 1: on the Kardashians. You know, you know it's balanced? Why
Speaker 1: not I jumped into the Pete Davidson relationship to quote
Speaker 1: run from the Kanye West drama. I definitely jumped into
Speaker 1: another relationship so fast it got my mind away from stuff,
Speaker 1: and that's not a way to run from things. Kim
Speaker 1: told her late sisters that it's better completely relatable. I
Speaker 1: have one thousand percent gotten into rebound relationships because I
Speaker 1: wanted the distraction. I didn't want to have to face
Speaker 1: my own reality or be sad or anything. So I
Speaker 1: have been very guilty of jumping right into something else
Speaker 1: after I get out of a relationship. And that's also
Speaker 1: because I like being in a relationship. I hate dating.
Speaker 1: I hate it, and I think that I in the past,
Speaker 1: this is the only relationship that I haven't felt like,
Speaker 1: I like tried to make it something that it's not
Speaker 1: like I'm like, oh no, I'm so I'm so happy,
Speaker 1: can't you tell? And You're like, bitch, you ain't happy.
Speaker 1: I know you uh huh right. So it's it's definitely
Speaker 1: something that I've done. Have you ever done that? No,
Speaker 1: because I just I always have a hard time faking
Speaker 1: it with somebody, and so I know, I mean I've
Speaker 1: tried it, like done stupid I mean, I'll say it
Speaker 1: hookups just when you are trying to get out of relationship,
Speaker 1: and I was like, why did I do that? But
Speaker 1: nothing that was like long term or like caused a
Speaker 1: commotion like Pete Davidson. But I agree, I actually really
Speaker 1: do like watching the show. I can't relate to them
Speaker 1: in any way, but business goals. I mean, when you
Speaker 1: hear that Skims is worth four billion dollars, you're like, okay,
Speaker 1: where but yeah, I just you're doing more. I love you.
Speaker 1: You're doing great, sweetie. I'm always amazed how they don't
Speaker 1: get any of their makeup on their furniture. Their furniture
Speaker 1: is so light. How do they not get any mar
Speaker 1: and Kim has no furniture. I mean, why are you
Speaker 1: sitting down? She's not getting any on the furniture because
Speaker 1: there is no furniture. I have so many questions about.
Speaker 1: I also need to know where they get their beds.
Speaker 1: This is what I'm looking at in the bathroom, looking
Speaker 1: at their massive Yeah, because they're obviously customed, but like
Speaker 1: who's making that bed? And then the custom sheets that
Speaker 1: you're obviously making to fit this mattress that is like
Speaker 1: a trivial sized bed and I need to know Courtney's
Speaker 1: are what's the name Chloe's affinity with pink. I don't
Speaker 1: know what the pink lights that she's got in her room.
Speaker 1: I have questions about all the things. I think I
Speaker 1: just like them because there's a little bit like if
Speaker 1: you relate to one of the characters at different points
Speaker 1: in your life. And I also I don't have that
Speaker 1: relationship with my sister right, Like she's my sister and
Speaker 1: I are very different and like in the best way,
Speaker 1: but like we have never I moved out when I
Speaker 1: was eighteen. She was five years older than I was,
Speaker 1: so like we just were at different When she was
Speaker 1: in high school, I was in junior high and she
Speaker 1: like couldn't be bothered with me. Like we just were
Speaker 1: never that close in that way. So I think when
Speaker 1: I watched them, I feel like I have that relationship
Speaker 1: with you, like like as a sister kind of a thing.
Speaker 1: And I'm like envious that those they all like live
Speaker 1: in five minutes of each other because my family's not
Speaker 1: here and I know your family's yeah, not there either. Well,
Speaker 1: Kendra is, but I will say this from watching that show,
Speaker 1: Kendall is beautiful. Yeah, she is stunning. I know, supermodel.
Speaker 1: That is okay, this one we're talking about Howie. We're
Speaker 1: talking about Howie being stressed out. But can but dogs
Speaker 1: can smell when we're stressed out in new study shows
Speaker 1: I didn't realize this was a new study. I mean
Speaker 1: I had had trainers that worked with Howie and so forth,
Speaker 1: and he you know, they were like, he can feel
Speaker 1: your energy, he can vibe off your energy. Apparently newborns
Speaker 1: can do the same thing. Oh, my nanny has talked
Speaker 1: to me quite a bit about that. We had our
Speaker 1: first and not to take this away from dogs, but
Speaker 1: dogs can detect extreme emotions by smell. Oh that's I
Speaker 1: didn't realize it was smell. I thought they could sense,
Speaker 1: like your heart going fast, because they could just like
Speaker 1: feel you. But acute stress changes the compounds found in
Speaker 1: human sweat and breath. New research has shown for the
Speaker 1: new experiment for dogs throw anyways, they can they know
Speaker 1: when you're stress. Yeah, I didn't know that was a study.
Speaker 1: They know they know when you're sad. I don't. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not a science they do. I'll just go ahead
Speaker 1: and reread that, which is always so funny to me,
Speaker 1: by the way, and This is not taking anything away
Speaker 1: from this particular study, but don't you just love the studies?
Speaker 1: Who are these people that are out there studies? I'm like,
Speaker 1: I could have told you that, okay, are what's happening here?
Speaker 1: And again I didn't have it. I don't have a degree.
Speaker 1: It's just called him in sense dogs when I've been said,
Speaker 1: this world and this house has been chaotic on too
Speaker 1: many occasions, and Daisy would hide in a bathroom, she
Speaker 1: would like do different things because she wanted to feel
Speaker 1: safe and doesn't like chaos. They know when the house
Speaker 1: is loving and safe and peaceful, and they know, Like
Speaker 1: when I was crying yesterday because Steve showed me a
Speaker 1: video of this dog, this German shepherd dog that had
Speaker 1: been on two hundred and fifty Southwest flights. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: send this to you two. Here's another headline. Was a
Speaker 1: veteran dog that helped veterans deal with PTSD and so
Speaker 1: he would fly around and he had done two hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty flights and this was his last flight. A
Speaker 1: pilot got on the intercomm and was like, we want
Speaker 1: to give a shout out to this dog and his
Speaker 1: owner for all the service that they do with veterans,
Speaker 1: and then he got diagnosed with cancer, so it was
Speaker 1: going to be his last flight. I'm bawling and watching
Speaker 1: this video and looking at Daisy, and then Daisy like
Speaker 1: looked at me like, wait, you're crying, and I was like, no,
Speaker 1: but it's a good cut of cry. It's just like
Speaker 1: they're so we don't deserve them. We do not deserve animals.
Speaker 1: They are just the absolute best we even have. Like say,
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm a lot more animated in my relationship
Speaker 1: with Jared than he is. I'm more animated than a
Speaker 1: lot of people. But like all come upstairs, well, just
Speaker 1: having like either a phone call with like a stupid
Speaker 1: like somebody you know that I'm just not vibing with,
Speaker 1: or a dumb comment or like a problem with where
Speaker 1: or a problem with you know, an assistant that can't
Speaker 1: take it, not my current, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: And so I you know, I'm explaining it to Jared
Speaker 1: and I'm like this and how he's panicking. He's jumping
Speaker 1: up on us, and we're like, we're not fighting, honey,
Speaker 1: we're not fighting. We're good. Everything's good. And Jared's like,
Speaker 1: tell him, we're not fighting, and I'm like, I don't
Speaker 1: need to tell him we're not fighting, but like he
Speaker 1: can sense if like I'm just getting Blacko or Kuku
Speaker 1: for cocoa pops. You know, I know they're so sweet.
Speaker 1: I just learn them so much. Okay. Another, I love
Speaker 1: these headlines, by the way, and which reminds me. If
Speaker 1: you guys see any headlines that you can send off,
Speaker 1: we would love please send them over. Okay. Erin and
Speaker 1: I have talked about this at nauseum, the tipping situation.
Speaker 1: So I lose my mind. I look waitress, our tendor.
Speaker 1: My mom was a waitress, Like I love the service industry.
Speaker 1: I love tipping the twenty percent. If you want to
Speaker 1: work harder than that, I will tip you more than that.
Speaker 1: But I'm not tipping over eighteen percent if you don't
Speaker 1: deserve it. I don't. I feel like the tip is
Speaker 1: there for a reason. Okay, And I lose my mind
Speaker 1: on the tips already included and that additional lines. So
Speaker 1: now I have to get more. And now I'm the
Speaker 1: don't trying to get me. So I've went on this
Speaker 1: rant before about tipping. So here's you'll like this. Aaron's
Speaker 1: an over tipper, which it speaks to her generosity, but
Speaker 1: DoorDash customer slams his delivery driver for completing that is
Speaker 1: thirty percent, thirty percent, twenty percent, folks, tip was not
Speaker 1: enough because he judged him for having a nice house.
Speaker 1: People are greedy. DoorDash customer puts his delivery driver on
Speaker 1: blast for saying that his thirty percent tip of fifteen
Speaker 1: dollars order was not enough based on his nice house. Like, Dick,
Speaker 1: what are we talking about? He give you thirty percent?
Speaker 1: And how about like the audacity, I'll say it, the
Speaker 1: audacity to like when you order something off a delivery
Speaker 1: service and they already set the tip like to what
Speaker 1: they think it should be, and I'm like, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: i just ordered a sugarfish order that is one hundred
Speaker 1: and twenty dollars and now I'm tipping you forty dollars
Speaker 1: on a sushi delivery because it's based on the amount
Speaker 1: of the bill. No, I'm sorry, You're not getting forty
Speaker 1: dollars on my one hundred and twenty dollars sushi, which is
Speaker 1: still stupid that I'm paying that much for a delivery
Speaker 1: service and I should just get my ass in the
Speaker 1: car and go pick it. Up, so it's eighty dollars.
Speaker 1: But the point is that is crazy town, and do
Speaker 1: not judge people because of their house one way or
Speaker 1: the other. No, be grateful, grateful. I have a headline
Speaker 1: that has happened to me where I I am being judged.
Speaker 1: This is the second time it has happened at a
Speaker 1: certain event. We roll up and listen, I understand I
Speaker 1: am not dressing to the nines like a lot of
Speaker 1: people at this certain event where they've been planning their
Speaker 1: notfit for you know, months to come to this thing.
Speaker 1: I understand my husband may not look like you want
Speaker 1: us to look. Anyways, I'll leave it at that. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is the second time that this has happened at
Speaker 1: a particular event, and it has nothing to do with
Speaker 1: the event because it's one of my favorite things to
Speaker 1: go to. It's just the people. No, I'm not even
Speaker 1: going to say the people that go to it, because
Speaker 1: the people that go to it and run it are awesome.
Speaker 1: But it just blows my mind that it's happened twice
Speaker 1: at this event. So we show up and the one
Speaker 1: thing I will say about my husband is I really
Speaker 1: don't know anyone that doesn't like him. He's so fine.
Speaker 1: He's great to be around. He's so easy going. And
Speaker 1: another thing, and I think a lot of athletes like this,
Speaker 1: Jareded always says, if you want to get into a
Speaker 1: sporting event or an event, grab your cup of coffee,
Speaker 1: grab your drink, and just like put your head down
Speaker 1: and walk in, because that's what the ad. That's yeah,
Speaker 1: and my man can get in anywhere. He just walks in.
Speaker 1: He knows someone. He's great. I'll tell you what it
Speaker 1: was interjection real quick. But we're at the wedding for
Speaker 1: When we're at the wedding for Hagen and Abbey, Hagen
Speaker 1: wanted to invite you guys because and Mike he has
Speaker 1: met Jared and you one time but from the trip,
Speaker 1: and he was like, I wanted to invite them, but
Speaker 1: I thought they might think that's weird since I don't
Speaker 1: really know them, but like I just really really liked them,
Speaker 1: and Jared's so cool, so cool. Literally, if you don't
Speaker 1: like Jared Naron, like there's something wrong with you, like
Speaker 1: Jareded is the maby I guess, but no, you better
Speaker 1: knock that off right now. Okay, you knock it off,
Speaker 1: but anyway, awesome, go Sorry, Anyways, we roll into this
Speaker 1: event and we're very honored to go with the people
Speaker 1: that we We go with the people that put it on,
Speaker 1: and they couldn't be nicer. So we walked in ahead
Speaker 1: of the people that in us there and walked in
Speaker 1: an area that we thought our friends were a part of.
Speaker 1: It's where we went last year. Fine. Great, I mean
Speaker 1: we're not saying we run this. We're just so excited
Speaker 1: and Jarrett loves going to this the PBR. Fine, I'll
Speaker 1: say this. I love the PPR. We're obsessed with and
Speaker 1: I'll say it. And we're very fortunate that we know
Speaker 1: the CEO and his wife and they are lovely people.
Speaker 1: And I can't wait for you to come. You went
Speaker 1: to that, not the pep are the real one. You
Speaker 1: came to the one put on by a local group
Speaker 1: in Montana. But this is the one. Like, I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: I tried to come back. It was like seven connecting
Speaker 1: flights last year and like, yeah, it's so great. I
Speaker 1: can't wait to come next year. Ahead, I'll do a
Speaker 1: little bit of advertising for them. We just started the
Speaker 1: new Amazon show The Ride They followed the PBR, And
Speaker 1: we're so excited because we love the group, we love
Speaker 1: the writers. It's just so much. I don't think people
Speaker 1: really understand how dangerous it is what these guys. They
Speaker 1: put their lives on the line. Anyways, we adore this event.
Speaker 1: And again we know Sean, we know Candice, They've been
Speaker 1: loved to us. So we go and Sean and Candas
Speaker 1: are entertaining all the people that they have their Jared
Speaker 1: doesn't want to miss it. He likes the prayer part.
Speaker 1: He likes the anthem, all this stuff, and the prayer
Speaker 1: is like very emotional because they pray for everybody watching
Speaker 1: over the event, but they pray for these writers that
Speaker 1: basically could be dead in a minute. It's insanade. They're
Speaker 1: risking our lives. Absolutely. So we go and like we
Speaker 1: leave our friends and we go to the area that
Speaker 1: we went last year. We were there for two seconds
Speaker 1: looking around in this one area and this happened to
Speaker 1: us before when we went several years ago. We were
Speaker 1: stopped right away, excuse me, why are you in here
Speaker 1: being judged, being judged, thinking we are not Aaron Judge.
Speaker 1: She's not there, No Aaron Judge. I feel like, well
Speaker 1: let me in. And we were just like, oh sorry, sorry,
Speaker 1: we're here with our friends. Well, who are your friends?
Speaker 1: And here's me wanting to go the CEO of the PBR,
Speaker 1: he runs it, you heard of him. Well, we weren't
Speaker 1: part of this group. And the woman that told on
Speaker 1: us was standing Quinna. We were there for two seconds.
Speaker 1: We weren't going to drink your alcohol. I was just
Speaker 1: going to say, what are you doing around? Sorry, feeling exactly,
Speaker 1: and so Jared's like, oh no, no, it's all good,
Speaker 1: and like I can see her standing behind this guy.
Speaker 1: You know, they're not supposed to be here, and they
Speaker 1: can't drink out of our cooler dricks looking for their
Speaker 1: wristband the appropriate risk because we didn't have. We just
Speaker 1: we pulled our name risk yes, And I was like, sorry,
Speaker 1: we're with Sean and they're like, Sean's up there. We're like, right, love,
Speaker 1: my party, my party is dope. Sorry, we're not part
Speaker 1: of this group. Loser. So anyways, you know, I of
Speaker 1: course can't have to get the last word in. Jared's like,
Speaker 1: come on, let's go, and I look at her and
Speaker 1: I was like, thanks, police, thank you have a great one. Well,
Speaker 1: we're right behind this group. This group couldn't have been nicer.
Speaker 1: People are turning around, congratulations on your baby. I knew
Speaker 1: that was you, but that one lady wouldn't look at me.
Speaker 1: The one then told right away put her arm up.
Speaker 1: I kept saying, you know what, better not see you
Speaker 1: on a football sideline because I'll get the real police
Speaker 1: out there and be like, excuse me security, Like, I
Speaker 1: just don't understand. People get so uppity, and it's like,
Speaker 1: we're not trying. My husband's a professional athlete. We're not
Speaker 1: trying to come steal your alcohol. We were just in
Speaker 1: the wrong place. But it is so miss Telly Teller Sons,
Speaker 1: not the Miss Telly Teller Sins worried about it is
Speaker 1: got a little Christian dealer purse up in a little
Speaker 1: you know, ball and like anyways, I just was so annoying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well mine's Tristan Dior and you know, and it's fake
Speaker 1: and I still want to be there. I mean, my god,
Speaker 1: I don't know how I got on this tangent. But
Speaker 1: people that are going to tell on us being in
Speaker 1: your like, come on, I know how you got I
Speaker 1: went on this tangent. And it's a tangent that I
Speaker 1: can I empathize with because it's that idea. It's always
Speaker 1: the bouncer at the club thinks that they have this
Speaker 1: authority and you're like, hey, the owner invited me here,
Speaker 1: rent a cop, move it out of the way, okay,
Speaker 1: Like I don't. It's like you growing up to talk
Speaker 1: to the DJ and the okay exactly, we're at the
Speaker 1: FOT seminar. This is case in point Aaron and I. Look,
Speaker 1: we like to have the harm. Were don't mean any harm.
Speaker 1: We just want to get in the mix. We want
Speaker 1: to get involved. But like, if you want us to
Speaker 1: pay the extra twenty dollars for the VIP wristband, will
Speaker 1: pay twenty dollars. We're not looking for hands forty. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like my god, we don't need you to like
Speaker 1: act like we do not deserve to be here. You
Speaker 1: don't belong here, Like oh my god. Okay, So whatever
Speaker 1: the tangent Delilah's was. I was going up to the
Speaker 1: DJ booth because I wanted this DJ was so great,
Speaker 1: and I walked I walked up on stage and I
Speaker 1: was like, Hey, you're amazing. Can I hire you for
Speaker 1: this thing? Security comes and pulls me down there, like
Speaker 1: you can't be up here making requests. The only request
Speaker 1: I'm making is not for a song, although I would
Speaker 1: like to hear Whitney Houston. I will always love you
Speaker 1: the resort version, Kaigo, are you involved? But I just
Speaker 1: want to hire this guy. So, I mean, it's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I could go on and on about this,
Speaker 1: but I'm sorry that that happened to you, and you
Speaker 1: know what, We're fine. No, not like that, but it
Speaker 1: just like it also ruins the experience because I'm the
Speaker 1: same way as you. Hence the whole now it's fine.
Speaker 1: The whole night just fixated on how I'm going to
Speaker 1: get back at this broad and you know what I
Speaker 1: need to do. Steve always encourages me to do this.
Speaker 1: I need one day where I only say positive things.
Speaker 1: I'm not allowed to say anything negative, even if I'm
Speaker 1: having the worst day ever, and I'm going to be
Speaker 1: like killer with kindness. I security. But so her friend
Speaker 1: kept coming up to me and was like, we're so
Speaker 1: happy for you. You're so beautiful. I said her friend,
Speaker 1: sorry about your friend. Your friend really got upset and
Speaker 1: then I said I could see oh yeah, and Jersey
Speaker 1: please come on. And then I said, our friend runs
Speaker 1: the show. I was like, please tell me that's the
Speaker 1: Jerry Jones of the PBR down there, because I mean
Speaker 1: the way we were just treated for five seconds, and
Speaker 1: my friend goes, I'm the Jerry Jones at the PBR,
Speaker 1: and I was like, you're the Robert Craft of the PBR.
Speaker 1: I'm Roger Goodell. Oh my god, that's so good. The
Speaker 1: problem is that you and I and I'm sure that
Speaker 1: there's people listening that feel the same way. Where like
Speaker 1: then you just fixate on something, Yeah, wait where I
Speaker 1: don't know where we were, because that could just keep
Speaker 1: me going for hours. Just be nice to people because
Speaker 1: you don't in the end know who they are. And like,
Speaker 1: here's the thing. We weren't causing you any harm. We weren't. Sorry, Okay,
Speaker 1: So I want to open this up because I'm very
Speaker 1: curious to hear what our wonderful listeners think. So I
Speaker 1: like going back to dogs. Dogs are going to dominate
Speaker 1: a lot of this podcast, So Willison, Daisy, I need
Speaker 1: them to go to the groomers on the regular. I
Speaker 1: love my dogs, but I don't want my house to
Speaker 1: smell like a dog. I don't want to like have
Speaker 1: them in the car and it smell like there's hair everywhere. Right.
Speaker 1: I agree. I wish in like my next life, these
Speaker 1: dogs didn't have hair and they were like the doodle
Speaker 1: or whatever that like hypoallergetic that didn't shed. But they do,
Speaker 1: and I just need them to be cleaned at all times.
Speaker 1: So I go to the groomers. Daisy hates going, what
Speaker 1: dog really does like going. They're there, I get a
Speaker 1: call from the groomers. They're like, oh, it's going to
Speaker 1: be an additional eighty because for the d shedding. Now
Speaker 1: mind you, this is they've already canceled on me the
Speaker 1: two weeks before because the girl that was supposed to
Speaker 1: clean them got sick. Okay, it happens. You don't have
Speaker 1: anyone else that can clean the dog. And I have
Speaker 1: to go to this one place because Daisy's been kicked
Speaker 1: out at the other place because she's too aggressive because
Speaker 1: she doesn't like getting cleaned, so she's bit someone at
Speaker 1: the cleaner place. Not one place in town that I
Speaker 1: can go to. So now they've canceled the appointment. I
Speaker 1: have to wait. These dogs are even dirtier, and I'm
Speaker 1: getting a call that I have to pay eighty dollars more,
Speaker 1: and I go, well, I wouldn't have had to pay
Speaker 1: eighty dollars more for the d shedding if you guys
Speaker 1: hadn't canceled on me two weeks ago. She goes, okay,
Speaker 1: let me talk to the owner. She fits me on hold,
Speaker 1: She gets back on hold. She goes, well, no, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: we can't give you the eighty dollars off because that
Speaker 1: girl was sick, and so it's not our faulty. There
Speaker 1: I go, but it's my fault now that the dog's
Speaker 1: on here getting so many rules, so many So now
Speaker 1: I'm paying eighty dollars more. So now you know, here
Speaker 1: we go. I'm going to pick up the dogs. They're
Speaker 1: finally done. Where is she? Where is she? I go
Speaker 1: go ahead, I go can I talk to the owner?
Speaker 1: Here we go? Right, It's like, can't fuck you know,
Speaker 1: they can't let it go. Cannot let it go, Melissa. Nope.
Speaker 1: So she comes out and I was like, I need
Speaker 1: you to walk me through this. I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: paying and I come here regularly. I need you to
Speaker 1: walk me through. Why I have to pay the eighty
Speaker 1: dollars more? Why is it fair? So now we're already
Speaker 1: in it. So at this point, the other woman's brought
Speaker 1: the dogs out. I forgot the leashes in the car
Speaker 1: because all I'm fixated on is talking to Karen the manager.
Speaker 1: Right forty dollars. Yeah, So now I'm buying a leash
Speaker 1: because I have to walk them out with leashes. So
Speaker 1: now I'm over at the Kiosk buying the leather leash
Speaker 1: that I don't need so I can wrap around both
Speaker 1: dogs because I'm not going to buy two leashes because
Speaker 1: i have to get these dogs out of here. Willis
Speaker 1: takes off and I'm like, where the hell did he go?
Speaker 1: As I'm yelling at Karen the manager, he's taking a
Speaker 1: shit in the corner, diarrhea all over the lobby well,
Speaker 1: probably because he had to be back there so long
Speaker 1: for the d shedding. He had to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: He's trying to hold it for so long. So now
Speaker 1: they're like, oh my god, he's pooping everywhere the lobby
Speaker 1: is just grenade went off, and not just for me
Speaker 1: yelling at Karen. The Manager's now charging you're the cleanup crew.
Speaker 1: I'm on the ground. I'm on the ground clean She
Speaker 1: goes all clean up. I go, no, I'll clean it up.
Speaker 1: As I'm like, so, tell me again about why I'm
Speaker 1: paying eighty dollars more as I'm scooping up the diarrhea.
Speaker 1: At this point, another client has walked in the door
Speaker 1: with his dog, so guess where Daisy goes out the door.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, the guy goes, oh, no, the
Speaker 1: dog got out. I go my dog got out. I'm
Speaker 1: running out of the place. Willis is in and rolling
Speaker 1: around in his own shit, even though he just got clean.
Speaker 1: Daisy's out in the middle of the street, and Karen's like,
Speaker 1: it'll be one hundred and twenty dollars now at the leash,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay, this is no house. You're falling off,
Speaker 1: falling off, So I'm definitely not gonna I can't now,
Speaker 1: I can't go anywhere. I'm gonna get kicked out of
Speaker 1: this groomer. I'm telling you, I got nowhere left to go.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be washing these dogs in the driveway like
Speaker 1: we used to do with our cars. Did anyone get
Speaker 1: video of this? This sounds like very I hope the
Speaker 1: surveillance did, because they're gonna they're gonna show the police.
Speaker 1: Cod somebody call the police. It's highway robbery. I mean,
Speaker 1: Daisy's in the Highway. It was such a shit show.
Speaker 1: So when you're us a message on the on our
Speaker 1: text chain and I was like, you're like having this
Speaker 1: beautiful day and how he's frolicking like in the the
Speaker 1: daffodils and you're like working out, and I was like, well,
Speaker 1: this is what I'm doing right now, and fuck, I'm
Speaker 1: like such a shit show. But anyway, did you have
Speaker 1: to pay the eighty bucks? Fuck? Yeah, I had to
Speaker 1: pay the eighty dollars. And then I was like I know,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, and then they're never gonna want me
Speaker 1: to come back there with that diarrhea and that freaking
Speaker 1: don't say diarrhea. Let's also lose that word. No one
Speaker 1: ever wants to hear. The full just went to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I think is enough. My girlfriend, our girlfriend Sam, she says, rita,
Speaker 1: she's got the rita. Stop what. I don't know now.
Speaker 1: I kind of like that it's better, got the rita.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I could actually see her saying that. That's great.
Speaker 1: So that's a story about your kids. Let me give
Speaker 1: a new segment and we'll have to call things that
Speaker 1: I learned this week from my Nannyah. Thank god y
Speaker 1: and her amazing quote that went with this. Jared and
Speaker 1: Dinner said, are you okay if Aaron uses these quotes?
Speaker 1: She said, I don't care. Amazing, so great Willis has
Speaker 1: taken a dump in the in the dreamer has taking
Speaker 1: a dump in his pants, and so I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, my guy doesn't like to be changed. We
Speaker 1: kind of we kind of scream our head off a
Speaker 1: little bit. So it's kind of like you gotta go
Speaker 1: dine and dash, you know, change and dash. You gotta
Speaker 1: hurry up, so the screaming stops. So Jared's holding nast
Speaker 1: part of wire. Yep, get it all ready. So this
Speaker 1: was a big one. It was a big dump, and
Speaker 1: I you know, you gotta quickly. All right, here we go.
Speaker 1: Here's the drill. Here's what she has taught us. She goes,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you. Wait, I wrote it down your
Speaker 1: first wife. You want to smear that shit down. Yep,
Speaker 1: that's one of the things she said. Okay, okay, quotes
Speaker 1: by Aaron Andrews the mother She's amazing. So she was saying,
Speaker 1: you're gonna get the most used out of that one diaper,
Speaker 1: and I'm going to help you with it. And so okay,
Speaker 1: so here we go open it up. Wow, you've made
Speaker 1: a mess. You're gonna take the first part of the
Speaker 1: diaper that's right under his belly, and you're gonna wipe
Speaker 1: him down, so you get that first bit of crap
Speaker 1: and then you fold it, she said, like a sandwich.
Speaker 1: My problem is when I was doing it and he
Speaker 1: was screaming his head off, I grabbed his ankles like
Speaker 1: a chicken, and I went to go pull him up,
Speaker 1: and Jared's holding him with the pacifier, and there was
Speaker 1: stuff all on his little bomb and back, so it
Speaker 1: was like doing it. I heard Jared go whoa, and
Speaker 1: I go. Afterwards, I go, was that really aggressive? He
Speaker 1: goes he it was kind of on his neck, and
Speaker 1: I said, I said to her nanny, how do I
Speaker 1: had pulled him up? So you pulled him up so
Speaker 1: much that he's like this, oh ye back okay. I
Speaker 1: heard his dad go whoa, and I literally go to her,
Speaker 1: I go, what do I do? And she goes, he
Speaker 1: don't need to be he doesn't need to be a
Speaker 1: flying chicken. I've seen those circ disola positions before. He's
Speaker 1: not old enough for that yet. When she said that
Speaker 1: at the dinner table, I started crying. She said, first,
Speaker 1: your first wipe is your diaper, and you want to
Speaker 1: smear that ship down, so you know, I'm too. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, the delayed positions, I know, the baby, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, it's so great. I can't only I'm making
Speaker 1: this a new segment what Aaron has learned this week.
Speaker 1: So now you're now getting more proficient in the dirty diapers.
Speaker 1: Now what does our sweet gal say? Because this was
Speaker 1: always the thing for me? Where and the diaper making
Speaker 1: sure that the little elastic bands on the outside, like
Speaker 1: rule number one, that those aren't like tucked in because
Speaker 1: that's why they have to be out, so that Leggy's yeah,
Speaker 1: like making sure that they are half them out, almost
Speaker 1: like fluffy panties, like come here fluffing out. The other
Speaker 1: thing is another thing, panties. Are you wearing fluffy? Fluffy?
Speaker 1: Another thing we learned is you want them to wear
Speaker 1: bigger diapers so you don't have those blowouts. When you
Speaker 1: have this all our diapers, that's when your crap is
Speaker 1: getting everywhere. Okay, okay, again, these are all things I
Speaker 1: am learning weekly daily by our savior. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I love that You're I love it makes me, It
Speaker 1: makes my heart so happy. Like every time I see
Speaker 1: you or you send a picture, I'm just like it's happening.
Speaker 1: Like we've talked about this for so long, and like
Speaker 1: be happening, happening. I'm so I just love it so much,
Speaker 1: it like warms my heart. Domine was over here yesterday
Speaker 1: and we were just talking about like seeing you in
Speaker 1: that way like makes us so no because it's like
Speaker 1: you know, and then you're always going to be you,
Speaker 1: but just there's like this like softness about you now
Speaker 1: because of like your mom Aaron, that's there's no softness
Speaker 1: when I don't I know, yeah, there's no softness when
Speaker 1: I grab his ankles and pull him up and his
Speaker 1: dad's like whoa, and I'm like sorry, sorry, keep him
Speaker 1: off his head. He wasn't learning. No, I'll tell you
Speaker 1: who's off with her head is the woman at the
Speaker 1: freaking groom. Replace all right, sister, I love you. Our
Speaker 1: time is jelly. Guys, thank you for listening. If you
Speaker 1: have any headlines, I saw this headline and then we
Speaker 1: can't get into it because we have to go. Identical
Speaker 1: twin guys married identical twin sisters and they had a baby.
Speaker 1: Well not together. They eat toasted. Yea, that's Insanta Tey
Speaker 1: insane today. Yeah, if anyone knows twins that married twins,
Speaker 1: And I mean, like I need, I need more information
Speaker 1: on this, and like also like is there any stories?
Speaker 1: This is some pregame questions like have you ever dated
Speaker 1: a twin? Or like I like, I'm violdly entertained. I never,
Speaker 1: I've never. No, I've never dated a twin, but like
Speaker 1: Glazers always with like his you know, his soon to
Speaker 1: be wife, and then they with a twin. It's like
Speaker 1: and then they look and I'm like, how is this all?
Speaker 1: Where I have so many questions about or like have
Speaker 1: you I don't know. I just that's gonna be some
Speaker 1: of my topics for next week because I'm interested. Also
Speaker 1: a tease for next week. Remember the story about the
Speaker 1: neighbor that Dick had neighbor of mine and the fence
Speaker 1: moving the fence like three inches. Guess what, folks, we
Speaker 1: got new neighbors and oh boy, is it a s
Speaker 1: They sold the house. Oh no, they couldn't sell the
Speaker 1: house because it's a shitty house. But we've got renters
Speaker 1: in there. And oh boy, do rare form? Oh no, better,
Speaker 1: anything's better than what was there before? Those other people
Speaker 1: were just the builders and they whatever. Steve is in
Speaker 1: a rare form with these neighbors. I mean, it's getting
Speaker 1: real weird and so I can't wait to talk about it.
Speaker 1: I love you, guys. Submit all questions concerned headlines, and
Speaker 1: I will be out of office for the next seven days,
Speaker 1: so I won't be responding to any rate. Goodbye. Read
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