Speaker 1: Wow, welcome to this episode of Emergency. I said it.
Speaker 2: Welcome to this episode of Emergina. I got at it.
Speaker 1: And when you said it, it sounded like gibberish. And
Speaker 1: if I was, for instance, running and listening to the podcast,
Speaker 1: I would be so confused and disoriented. Wow, you sounded
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: Okay, like you're being like so oppy right now, guys,
Speaker 2: I have forty ops, it's gotten up to forty. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'll like name like the prominent ones that you might know, Enya,
Speaker 2: Orian Kai, all three ops. Luna is my biggest fucking
Speaker 2: op right now.
Speaker 1: Mind you, if you are unaware that is an infant
Speaker 1: who is not.
Speaker 2: Even one years old, she's opting so fucked hard right now,
Speaker 2: Like she won't smile at me anymore.
Speaker 1: Okay. I almost was just like, oh my god, Lunda's gonna
Speaker 1: turn one soon. She doesn't turn one until like February.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's far. Also, we had like six or
Speaker 2: seven shots of tequila.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, well my head is already hurting. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna wake up at five pm, so fucked up.
Speaker 2: So if I get naked on the podcast when I
Speaker 2: drink tequila, I get naked. Let's just say that I'll
Speaker 2: get really naked for you, guys.
Speaker 1: It's actually insane. I haven't seen you touch alcohol in
Speaker 1: so long. Like I mean, I saw you have a drink,
Speaker 1: but I think I don't even think you finished it.
Speaker 1: You faked it out. You just like didn't want to
Speaker 1: be left out. I don't r birthday party.
Speaker 2: I don't fuck with that shit anymore. No. I had
Speaker 2: like half of a shot at a Ryan's birthday party
Speaker 2: because I was like, I'm gonna be crazy, and it
Speaker 2: gave me a headache immediately.
Speaker 1: Because it's poison.
Speaker 2: It is literally poisoning your body. It is the devil.
Speaker 2: The world is ending on September twenty third, twenty twenty three,
Speaker 2: and Week.
Speaker 1: Like believes this, by the way, anytime I've spoken to
Speaker 1: him about something. Oh, actually, this is a goodly way
Speaker 1: of you and how you navigate emotional interactions, which you've
Speaker 1: gotten better with over time. You are a good person
Speaker 1: to talk to about like a like emotionally tumultuous event.
Speaker 1: Also me saying that word I heard someone the other
Speaker 1: day say at a cafe to a friend and the
Speaker 1: friend goes, Okay, what the fuck does that mean? And
Speaker 1: they didn't know what tumultuous meant and the freend was like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's like oh wow. Like she was like, she was like,
Speaker 1: it's I mean, you can't use context with this, and
Speaker 1: then they just like went back and forth over and
Speaker 1: she was like it just was like, you know, like
Speaker 1: really hard, like you're busy, but like something's like really
Speaker 1: weighing down on you. But like like she just started
Speaker 1: describing and I was like, that's not not the best
Speaker 1: definition to get it read. But yeah, it's like literally
Speaker 1: just like hard times, but hard times gonna make your
Speaker 1: loving money even crad hard times. Whoa we hit that second.
Speaker 3: We hit that last together.
Speaker 2: I've been getting good at harmonizing because in the mid
Speaker 2: Night McDonald's there's that spark when is that part in
Speaker 2: the video.
Speaker 1: Where you are wrong?
Speaker 2: What's wrong with and but Drew?
Speaker 1: While I was talking to him about something that's going
Speaker 1: on in my life, he goes, it's okay, because the
Speaker 1: world's gonna end on the twenty third, so you should
Speaker 1: just do whatever. And he has said that to me
Speaker 1: four times this past week.
Speaker 2: So that to me, what happens on the twenty third, okay,
Speaker 2: it's essentially the rapture. It's like everyone at midnight on
Speaker 2: at McDonald's twenty second is gonna hear a loud clap,
Speaker 2: a loud boom. It's gonna echo and reverberate throughout the
Speaker 2: years and then happen. This is weird. Yeah, it's Jesus
Speaker 2: Christ working. It's his stinky.
Speaker 1: Christ is gonna come down to Earth, oil up his
Speaker 1: ass and clap.
Speaker 2: Okay, we need more oiled up toward compilations. On my timeline,
Speaker 2: I've been saying that, like we need oiled up to work
Speaker 2: in compilations like bad, Like I've been like fiending for it.
Speaker 2: But yeah, Jesus is gonna come down and rapture all
Speaker 2: of us, and yeah, the world is gonna end.
Speaker 1: What does rapture even mean? Like that's like he's gonna
Speaker 1: take us back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the praying souls. But you're okay, if you're not
Speaker 2: a religious person or you don't practice religion, you're good. Like,
Speaker 2: don't forget, Jesus loves every single one of you.
Speaker 1: Drew is actually scared.
Speaker 2: Let me scare no, okay, like, let me let me
Speaker 2: correct this. I see it on my feed and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 2: Like you're being absolutely insane. And then they'll like run
Speaker 2: through all of the predictive programming of September twenty third,
Speaker 2: through all of the fucking shows like in movies and
Speaker 2: all the shit that we've been seeing, and fucking meteors
Speaker 2: hitting the Earth, world ending war starting, like all that
Speaker 2: shit and all the movies we watch happens on September
Speaker 2: twenty third, twenty twenty three. Well, when I see that,
Speaker 2: I'm like, huh, that's actually really curious and a weird coincidence.
Speaker 2: But then I remember that none of that's real and
Speaker 2: we're all gonna be okay. But then the other night,
Speaker 2: I was sitting in my bed and I had just
Speaker 2: like a lot of anxiety and I was doom scrolling
Speaker 2: and I was scrolling and one of them came up
Speaker 2: on my feet and it was like really really eerie,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh wait, what if this shit
Speaker 2: is real? And I just started like thinking about it
Speaker 2: in my head, like processing like what life would be
Speaker 2: like if that shit did actually happen, but like it's
Speaker 2: not going to but it did freak me out for
Speaker 2: a sex.
Speaker 3: True, what are you talking about? Like literally like one
Speaker 3: of them came up on my feet. What we don't
Speaker 3: know what you're talking about?
Speaker 2: Oil that compilation.
Speaker 1: Oh so all these messages have been hidden ink compilation.
Speaker 4: Yes, oh okay, wow, Yeah, this is like when Because
Speaker 4: Blade Runners set in twenty nineteen, this would be the
Speaker 4: equivalent of people being like twenty nineteen, like was something.
Speaker 1: Big is going to happen? But I guess like Blade
Speaker 1: Runner was at the end of the world. They just
Speaker 1: for some reason thought in thirty years the world would
Speaker 1: look like Blade Runner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, and I bet it will.
Speaker 3: I guess like wait, oh yeah, what's the number?
Speaker 2: Is it twenty fourteen, twenty three?
Speaker 1: Well, there's twenty forty nine. There's Blade Runner twenty forty nine.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, okay, But the.
Speaker 1: Original Blade Runner was set in twenty nineteen.
Speaker 2: I believe that, but I think it was made in
Speaker 2: like the eighties.
Speaker 1: Oh so it kind of like.
Speaker 2: You can fix that. I can fix that?
Speaker 1: Is that like from Blade Runner?
Speaker 2: Touch me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was made in nineteen eighty two, So they
Speaker 1: thought that in twenty nineteen the world would look like that.
Speaker 1: But what we've had was iPhones and Charlie Demillio. They're
Speaker 1: gonna got close.
Speaker 2: There's gonna love Charlie Prophet for like three years after
Speaker 2: who like leads the civilization out of this slump, but
Speaker 2: it's actually the Antichrist. So like watch out for the
Speaker 2: Elon Musks and the mark Zucker Breaks of the world, like.
Speaker 1: They're gonna lead us out of what the rapture.
Speaker 2: The hard times it's gonna be like World War three? Wa.
Speaker 1: So wait, the Rapture's hard times or it's good times.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be okay because we're taking up.
Speaker 3: Isn't the Rapture's good if you've been good and you
Speaker 3: get to go to heaven.
Speaker 1: Right When I imagine the rapture, you know what I
Speaker 1: imagine like you know, outside of football games, when people
Speaker 1: who didn't get tickets to stand outside with their pickup
Speaker 1: trucks like cooking and like what is that called tailgate?
Speaker 1: I imagine the rapture looks like a tailgate? Does that
Speaker 1: make sense? Like that's kind of like what the vibe
Speaker 1: is for me, Like everybody stands outside and starts like
Speaker 1: a cookout or like a barbecue, and they're like God's coming,
Speaker 1: Like God's coming. That's kind of the vibe. Right, I
Speaker 1: would get fucked up for like the arrival of Jesus,
Speaker 1: Like I wouldn't want to be sober. That would that
Speaker 1: would be really traumatizing because also me and O Ryan
Speaker 1: have talked about that, And what does that look like?
Speaker 1: Is like when Jesus comes back, is he like cloned
Speaker 1: a million times over? So he shows up at everyone's
Speaker 1: doors like a Jehovah witness or does he just like
Speaker 1: fall from the sky. But he would have to be
Speaker 1: so big for everyone around the earth to see him,
Speaker 1: like people on the other side of the earth, like
Speaker 1: what some people are seeing the back of his head,
Speaker 1: some people are seeing his bulge like like like like
Speaker 1: have you ever thought about that? Like how does he
Speaker 1: come in the sky?
Speaker 2: Like it's an omnipresent simulation that we all see separately.
Speaker 2: It's not going to be physical beings. Oh I just
Speaker 2: made that up.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, because then I would just feel
Speaker 1: like I was literally hallucinating. I'd be like, Oh, here
Speaker 1: comes like having a break, It's finally happening. But have
Speaker 1: you all thought about that? Like what is he like?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Have I always imagined it for whatever reason, like in
Speaker 3: the middle of America.
Speaker 2: Yeah, every alien invasion ever in the middle of it.
Speaker 3: I'm like, Jesus will arrive in Iowa.
Speaker 1: Yeah, It's literally like the Book of Mormon when they're like,
Speaker 1: like every great religious thing has ever that's ever happened
Speaker 1: was in America, right, we saw it here, Like where
Speaker 1: else would it be? That is kind of crazy. Literally
Speaker 1: every alien attack happens in America, Like we can't even
Speaker 1: fathom it happening somewhere else. We're like, they would have
Speaker 1: no idea how to handle that. We on the other hand,
Speaker 1: we got it covered. It's gonna drop down in Seattle,
Speaker 1: like it has to be here. It's also only major
Speaker 1: cities as if the aliens would be like, Okay, we
Speaker 1: need to go to Miami, like we need to go
Speaker 1: in Miami.
Speaker 2: We need to see oil. The booty is twirking in Miami. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what we Okay, you know how they sent that
Speaker 2: gold disc to outer space. We need to re send
Speaker 2: it back out that Like if alien finds it's like
Speaker 2: transmuting like radio signals, like playing music whatever. If they
Speaker 2: find it, they can scan it and see like a
Speaker 2: video of like it's basically like a QR code in space.
Speaker 2: They see like a video Earth. We need to put
Speaker 2: oil up twerking booty compilations.
Speaker 1: We need to put that, but we also need to
Speaker 1: charge only our greatest freaks on it, though, we need
Speaker 1: to put like York and like, but like, do you
Speaker 1: see what I'm saying, Like we get we should put
Speaker 1: like artists on it that make like the weirdest shit ever,
Speaker 1: so that if there's a chance if aliens are real,
Speaker 1: they're like damn, they are mad weird. We're not going there,
Speaker 1: Like we're not going.
Speaker 2: They probably already look at us and think that that's
Speaker 2: why they're not here. Oh those little fucking critters that
Speaker 2: Mexico revealed as aliens, those were actually cakes. They cut
Speaker 2: into them and they were actually they were one. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: they were actually cake, which we found out, which is
Speaker 2: very weird. No, for like half a second, I was
Speaker 2: like I want to believe, so I'm going to believe
Speaker 2: even though I didn't believe. But like, girl, like that
Speaker 2: is not real. Those aren't real? Like those aren't wait
Speaker 2: play the music with it. Oh yeah, I've been taping
Speaker 2: my mouth to go to sleep at night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the little aliens aren't real. Also like them like
Speaker 1: putting them in the box with some dirt at the bottom.
Speaker 1: It's literally like kids getting caught in the line and
Speaker 1: being like oh, like dude, if you put the dirt,
Speaker 1: Like okay, okay, think about this. They need the dirt.
Speaker 1: So like if anybody asks, like if they were in
Speaker 1: there without the dirt that we found them in, it'd
Speaker 1: be like, oh my god, Like why why are they
Speaker 1: like so clean cut and fresh? Like they need the dirt,
Speaker 1: Like why did they put the dirt under the alien
Speaker 1: in the box? And whose ideal was that? Who was
Speaker 1: like oh, and then we're going to a little bit
Speaker 1: of the dirt under them, so it looks like we
Speaker 1: just found them like in the dirt.
Speaker 2: Also, the dude who's spearheaded like the whole reveal, also,
Speaker 2: like the President of Mexico literally believes in gnomes and
Speaker 2: has posted on his Facebook page pictures.
Speaker 1: It's literally like it's like a Mexican superstition, but he
Speaker 1: goes hard.
Speaker 2: Yeah he believe it. So I'm like, in the dude
Speaker 2: that spearheaded the Whole Reveal, it is like a notorious
Speaker 2: like UFO grifter, So like none of that shit is
Speaker 2: real and it's funny, but like their story was straight,
Speaker 2: like they got it down pat like the dietamacious algae
Speaker 2: like covering them and like solidifying over a thousand years ago.
Speaker 2: But like yeah, fucking right, yeah, fucking right.
Speaker 3: I think they ran it through an MRI or something.
Speaker 2: And metal plates.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's metal plates and bones, but it's all just
Speaker 3: bones from other animals.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Lama school. Yeah yeah. I saw also that
Speaker 2: like the metal plate, it's like a metal that like
Speaker 2: we use, which is this was This is when I
Speaker 2: didn't believe because I was like, this is too on
Speaker 2: the nose and this is like two sci fi. But
Speaker 2: it's like there's like a metal plate in its chest
Speaker 2: and it's like this alloy that like we use in
Speaker 2: our satellites. And they're like inferring that these aliens have
Speaker 2: satellites and that's how they communicate in their chest. But
Speaker 2: I want to see the butthole, like I want to
Speaker 2: see I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: I just thinking. I was like, why don't any aliens
Speaker 1: have tits?
Speaker 2: Well, we need to, like we need to give them tits.
Speaker 1: Like I want to see an alien with some big fucking.
Speaker 2: Booth oiled up booty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they and they live in space, so like
Speaker 1: you know, those tits are sitting perky, so we need
Speaker 1: to see. Yeah, we need I need a video of
Speaker 1: an alien running in space. We can get that. I
Speaker 1: just don't believe in aliens anyway. So I'm like, y'all
Speaker 1: are literally insane, Like that's why it was when there's
Speaker 1: like nothing happening is there, Like when should we talk
Speaker 1: about aliens?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: But I wasn't saying.
Speaker 1: I was saying to Drew that it's becoming like a
Speaker 1: power play, like I think every country is going to
Speaker 1: start Yeah, it's literally like the every country is going
Speaker 1: to start using like their findings of aliens as like
Speaker 1: a power play, like, oh, you think you have aliens?
Speaker 1: We've had aliens forever, but we just didn't want to
Speaker 1: show y'all because y'all were going to get scared. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and like I think every country is going to start
Speaker 1: being like, actually we found something too, Like I did.
Speaker 1: I did too, Like I have that too. Like it's
Speaker 1: literally kids at school when they show off like good stationary,
Speaker 1: it's like, well I have that too, like.
Speaker 2: That to the market. Like that's why their review was
Speaker 2: so shitty was because they refers to the market. But yeah,
Speaker 2: it's the space race two point zero. People are trying
Speaker 2: to like get on on it early like profit. But
Speaker 2: also there was an airplane that disappeared another one. It
Speaker 2: was a fighter jet. Is it on camera? No? But
Speaker 2: oh yeah, we never showed any of the video of
Speaker 2: the Malaysia flight disappearing, like they have satellite footage that
Speaker 2: leaked of it, and it actually like like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I like take everything with a grain of salt because
Speaker 2: like technology has gotten really crazy. But I had seen
Speaker 2: that video floating around like a few years ago, two
Speaker 2: years ago or something, and I just wrote it off.
Speaker 2: But then like the more I looked at it, I
Speaker 2: was like, this like looks real and this would be
Speaker 2: really hard to create. But like I don't believe any
Speaker 2: alien revealed videos, like none of them. They're all bullshit.
Speaker 2: They're all fake because I could literally do it on
Speaker 2: Blinder in my bedroom, Like I literally could figure it out,
Speaker 2: like y'all are all lying and Corridor Digital did one.
Speaker 2: But anyways, a fighter jet disappeared and the United States
Speaker 2: was like begging the population to go find this jet
Speaker 2: for them, Like no, like don't you have like GPS
Speaker 2: is inside of that shit or something like why okay, sorry, sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm like.
Speaker 1: You need to show me that video because you can't
Speaker 1: bring up something about a plane that like I need
Speaker 1: to see it, like I need to see it. Also,
Speaker 1: this thumbnail is cracking me up because like why am
Speaker 1: I Like I wish this is what it was, that
Speaker 1: would be like it was just like underwater, just like
Speaker 1: fully in peak.
Speaker 2: What would I look up for that guy?
Speaker 1: Shit like this like is crazy though, because like this
Speaker 1: YouTube video using this thumbnail is so gnarly because it
Speaker 1: I mean, this is like any video that has to
Speaker 1: do with people who literally lost their lives. Shit like
Speaker 1: that cracks me up because I'm like, why would you
Speaker 1: even edit this photo and have humans standing around the
Speaker 1: wheel like insinuating that like there, it's just like fully
Speaker 1: in like tact somewhere.
Speaker 2: Like so apparently it's like satellite footage, which we do
Speaker 2: have sat like in the fucking sixties. This is what
Speaker 2: freaks me out, as like the technology we had in
Speaker 2: the sixties, like we could take pictures from outer space
Speaker 2: of like a coffee cup in France like essentially like
Speaker 2: and that was like years and years and years ago.
Speaker 2: Like they have crazier shit like and that's tea. It's
Speaker 2: like this would be hard to fake, you think, so yeah,
Speaker 2: like see that's where it gets funky. But then I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: but they're supposed to be aliens and moving at like
Speaker 2: warp speed. And then this is the part that gets
Speaker 2: me every time, where I'm like crosses my suspension of disbelief.
Speaker 2: I don't think it happened yet. Oh yeah, that.
Speaker 1: Bitch. If one of my family members was on that
Speaker 1: damn plane and people were still talking about it like this,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, let it go. Y'all made the Netflix show,
Speaker 1: you do the videos, you do the YouTube like leave
Speaker 1: my family alone. That is so insane. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: know that. I believe that. But also, like I understand
Speaker 1: it's kind of like with religion, but not to bring
Speaker 1: it back to religion, but like things like that is
Speaker 1: I think humans have a hard time like grieving and
Speaker 1: understand catastrophe, So it's easier to theorize all the different
Speaker 1: ways it could have gone down because it makes it easier,
Speaker 1: especially when it's inexplainable. When you don't have a conclusion,
Speaker 1: your mind can only go so far. And that's why
Speaker 1: all sciences and that's why science isn't real.
Speaker 3: I've thought about I feel like, since there isn't, I
Speaker 3: don't actually believe nearly as much religion now obviously as
Speaker 3: there has been throughout all of human history. Whenever I
Speaker 3: see a video like that, there's some mechanism in my
Speaker 3: brain that's like oh yeah, yeah, no, the plane disappeared in.
Speaker 2: A wormhole for yeah exactly.
Speaker 3: And it's just I feel like it's that part of
Speaker 3: my brain that like desperately wants to.
Speaker 2: Put the blame somewhere to I want exactly.
Speaker 3: I want to believe in like a higher power or something.
Speaker 2: Why is that, like like part of the human experience
Speaker 2: is like needing like a higher power. Obviously it's because
Speaker 2: like life is fucking suffering and like every every aspect
Speaker 2: of life is hell and pain. But like that's obviously
Speaker 2: why we have beauty, like not whatever, Like that's why
Speaker 2: there is love, But like why do we need to
Speaker 2: put the blame somewhere? Is it like fucking primal brain
Speaker 2: syndrome or something.
Speaker 1: I think it's like beyond that. It's like we genuinely
Speaker 1: as animals shouldn't have the capacity to think that deeply. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And it's it's like a like a protection like instinct.
Speaker 1: It's like an instinct. It's literally just like oh, oh
Speaker 1: my god, that is so scary. But God's here, HOI God?
Speaker 2: Literally like build that wall, like build the wall.
Speaker 1: Wait, what what does that have to do.
Speaker 2: With like the barrier in your brain.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's that has a different connotation.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't say that.
Speaker 1: That is insane.
Speaker 2: He literally like freaking freaking lib tards.
Speaker 1: He literally took the he took the term building a
Speaker 1: wall and made it back.
Speaker 2: Like like, well, it's just like the LGBT taking the
Speaker 2: rainbow and making it bad.
Speaker 1: I'm emotionally like cut off right now. So I just
Speaker 1: like had to build the wall. I just had to
Speaker 1: build the wall back up.
Speaker 2: I build autistic. They're all autistic for like becoming so
Speaker 2: hyper obsessed with that's their special interest is building that
Speaker 2: damn wall. Like, let's talk about that so stupid? Should
Speaker 2: we talk about the alphabet mafia gay people?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, why do you call them that?
Speaker 2: Because they're all comprised of killers?
Speaker 1: Okay, first I took the rainbow, Then they took the
Speaker 1: letters LGBT and Q, Like what next.
Speaker 2: If I wanted to abbreviate those myself? Like what if
Speaker 2: I wanted that abbreviation?
Speaker 1: Also, the new religion for our generation is literally just
Speaker 1: the bitches who believe in like astrology so badly. It's
Speaker 1: literally like that's the new religion. That's why so many
Speaker 1: of us aren't religious.
Speaker 3: And it's because sacred geometry and.
Speaker 2: No, that's always been a yeah, but it has like.
Speaker 1: Completely become extremely prevalent, like.
Speaker 2: It's completely replaced.
Speaker 1: Like our parents family members who are religious, Like I
Speaker 1: have religious family members who will go on Facebook live
Speaker 1: and watch like a pastor do like a sermon and
Speaker 1: like talk about religion. But on TikTok there's literally like
Speaker 1: people who are constantly doing terrort card readings. They're constantly
Speaker 1: like going through like the astrologies like things for the
Speaker 1: week and all that stuff, and it's literally the same thing,
Speaker 1: like they're tuning in like hoping that you hear a
Speaker 1: message that relays to you so you can find comfort
Speaker 1: in a situation you're going through. And that's what people
Speaker 1: who like sit through sermons are doing. They're waiting for
Speaker 1: like the pastor to say something like everything's gonna be okay.
Speaker 1: That thing that you're going through, that like that money
Speaker 1: that you need to pay, that bill, that like friend
Speaker 1: that you're hoping to hear from, that person who's sick
Speaker 1: in your life will be okay. Like you're literally just
Speaker 1: listening out for those things that you need to hear
Speaker 1: for comfort and you sitz, okay, yeah, which is like necessary.
Speaker 1: It's literally a necessity for like everybody. But that's what
Speaker 1: astrology is. Is like you sit in because you're like
Speaker 1: your crush will text you back. Your post mace will
Speaker 1: get there in ten minutes.
Speaker 2: Me trying to think of like hard things you go
Speaker 2: through your post.
Speaker 1: See problems like your post mace will not will.
Speaker 2: Not be like will fry your brain like I swear,
Speaker 2: just get it time.
Speaker 1: Your wax pen will get hot enough that some of
Speaker 1: the the residue will melt down and you will have
Speaker 1: one last hit of your pen.
Speaker 2: Your girl will be bisexual. She will perform kind of
Speaker 2: lingers on another woman in front of you, like I swear,
Speaker 2: it's gonna be okay, auto felicia. Y'all ever heard of that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've heard the term. But isn't it just like
Speaker 1: you giving yourself head? Or why is there a picture
Speaker 1: of Taylor Swift buff on your phone?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: I was gonna ask if this is if y'all think
Speaker 2: this is real?
Speaker 1: I actually it's a good I don't know. I can't tell.
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah that looks real, right, I can see.
Speaker 1: After somebody going on a tour that long time.
Speaker 2: Ruh, she got Yeah, she like she cut really hard,
Speaker 2: like she like got built. It's actually, like honestly really
Speaker 2: impressive that you can do that on tour while diving
Speaker 2: into a pool like all that. That's all she's doing.
Speaker 1: All she's doing is swimming.
Speaker 2: H that's what I heard.
Speaker 1: Well, that's crazy because I've been swimming in your mom.
Speaker 1: You haven't koochy because she gets so wet and I'm
Speaker 1: not that buff.
Speaker 2: Well, oh, I can I say it, but we might
Speaker 2: have to bleep it. But it's like really horrifying. Yeah, said,
Speaker 2: but it's about your mom.
Speaker 1: Okay, No, I don't even want to say.
Speaker 2: It's so dark, it's really I don't care.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, your mom got so wet. I made your
Speaker 2: mom so wet that she turned into mud.
Speaker 1: Like No, that's good, that's good, that's good.
Speaker 2: That's dark.
Speaker 1: That's really funny. I thought you were gonna say you
Speaker 1: got her so wet, you rehydrated her, and she's back to.
Speaker 2: Life, reanimated. Your mother re animated her? Okay, well, should
Speaker 2: we move on the tipping?
Speaker 3: Tipping?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know we had a tipping. We know
Speaker 2: we had a conversation cow tipping.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I mean he's from Texas.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No. We had a conversation about tipping, and we
Speaker 2: were like, let's write it down, And I just wrote
Speaker 2: down that, like when we tip, we make sure like
Speaker 2: if it's a jar in front, like I'll wait there
Speaker 2: for five in there in front of y'all.
Speaker 3: Where they miss it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, and I'll like kind of like I'll like
Speaker 2: I'm leaching back in there and pulling it out with
Speaker 2: me and I'm just.
Speaker 1: Look extremely generous.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: I literally had that the dispensary, even though the girl
Speaker 1: who was checking me out was literally so mean to me, Like,
Speaker 1: but I think I like to be clear, I tip
Speaker 1: all the time. My mom is a waitress. I'm a
Speaker 1: big tipper, and especially people who perform sexual acts on me.
Speaker 1: I tip.
Speaker 2: Well, why do women be mean to women? Like literally,
Speaker 2: like y'all are fighting this same battle?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Wow? Why revolution failed?
Speaker 1: Why do women be mean to women?
Speaker 2: Wow? It's like I was channeling. I was channeling nothing
Speaker 2: came good from being gay or whatever? He said.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, but nothing good? Oh wait he says it
Speaker 1: fucked up.
Speaker 2: Wait, you know what we're talking about.
Speaker 1: From being gay? Nothing came good?
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, he says some ship like that, like he
Speaker 2: thought he was fucking tearing, but he's just literally he says, hey, people.
Speaker 1: Does not produce anything good, anything good like you thought
Speaker 1: he Hey people does not produce anything good?
Speaker 3: Hey people, gay people do produce.
Speaker 1: Wait, we need to finish this. Oh wait, this is
Speaker 1: a quote like I.
Speaker 2: Need literally, I need the full thing literally.
Speaker 1: Oh like you.
Speaker 2: Agree, sure, no with Kay, but yeah, should me and Kai? Okay?
Speaker 2: And you actually stay quiet real quick because me and
Speaker 2: Ky need to have a conversation what the fuck? And
Speaker 2: if you butt in, like I'm actually gonna get really
Speaker 2: fucking pissed. But has this sexual revolution failed for women?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we're just we're trying to think I'm.
Speaker 2: On the side of no.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean like but like.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm so sorry, but you've spent the whole
Speaker 1: episode asking for more oiled up torking booties and then
Speaker 1: exactly that's why it hasn't failed, because until you see that, yeah,
Speaker 1: once once like my feet is all oiled up turking booties,
Speaker 1: then it has failed.
Speaker 2: But it's like one every three videos, it's like, hello, annoying.
Speaker 1: You can't just scroll?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it hurts my fucking finger. I've always thought about
Speaker 2: how much I scroll a day, Like I have to
Speaker 2: like swipe up, like I'm not kidding a mile a day.
Speaker 2: Like it's really horrifying.
Speaker 1: You know what it was is the iPhones were made
Speaker 1: for pro fingering girls because you get like such good
Speaker 1: dexterity out of your fingers and then you become extremely
Speaker 1: like well rounded in terms of fingering.
Speaker 2: Actually a fascinating theory. Yeah, what the hell were we
Speaker 2: talking about?
Speaker 1: And we were talking about gay does not produce anything good?
Speaker 1: I literally don't know tipping. Oh my god, Actually that
Speaker 1: just running me In high school once, the first time
Speaker 1: I ever went to a restaurant alone with my friends.
Speaker 2: The waiter was water lying bro.
Speaker 1: Okay, I was I'm gonna be I was making that
Speaker 1: story up and I don't know where it was going.
Speaker 1: But the first time I ever went to a restaurant
Speaker 1: alone with my friends, it was TGI Fridays. It was
Speaker 1: me and three of my friends. We walked in and
Speaker 1: the waiter immediately was not fucking with us. We weren't
Speaker 1: being rowdy, we were like practicing like being like little adults.
Speaker 1: So we were like, can we get a table for four? Please?
Speaker 1: Like we were just like being nice. But we sat
Speaker 1: down and he literally immediately before we even started ordering, goes,
Speaker 1: I don't even know why I'm serving you guys because
Speaker 1: I know you're not gonna tip me, and starts like
Speaker 1: cleaning in front of us. He easily we were like
Speaker 1: fifteen sixteen. He probably was like twenty six.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, And I would say, if he's like eighteen,
Speaker 2: that's understandable.
Speaker 1: No, he was like a grown ass man, like he
Speaker 1: like had like the facial hair of somebody who like
Speaker 1: when he has when he's thirty, it's gonna fill in
Speaker 1: all the way. But he was like twenty five twenty six,
Speaker 1: like trying out facial hair for the first time, and
Speaker 1: we were like what. And then he walks away and
Speaker 1: comes back with the menu and we're going to order,
Speaker 1: and he literally is like everything we're doing, he's like,
Speaker 1: I just can't fucking believe I got left with this
Speaker 1: table like to us, we literally but we didn't eat there.
Speaker 1: We just got up and we were like, bitch, fuck you.
Speaker 1: I hope you fucking die. And then we all just
Speaker 1: like got up and walked out. But we were like
Speaker 1: fifteen sixteen, So I can't be held accountable.
Speaker 2: For that section.
Speaker 1: That's now I would have been like, dude, I swear
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tip you, just please serve me.
Speaker 2: No, that's that's like when I was like thirteen, probably,
Speaker 2: and it was like I was I was a pretty
Speaker 2: big kid, and I was going trigger treating and we
Speaker 2: got to this one house and I was so excited.
Speaker 2: I was like, ooh, this is like one of my
Speaker 2: final years of tricker cheating. Like I'm already like pushing
Speaker 2: it like whatever. I got to this house and they
Speaker 2: like looked me and my sister and our two friends
Speaker 2: up and down and they were like, you're a little
Speaker 2: too big to be doing this, aren't you, and literally
Speaker 2: just didn't give us candy, and it scarred. I literally
Speaker 2: did not fucking trick or treat ever again after that day.
Speaker 2: It was so scarring. Am I this will have to believe.
Speaker 2: I'll tell y'all later, But like there's more to this
Speaker 2: story because like they knew my parents in some capacity,
Speaker 2: and like my mom and dad went like fucking Mama
Speaker 2: and Papa bear mode on them, but like literally so easy.
Speaker 2: But they're both dead now, so oh one god, I did.
Speaker 3: Hell did you kill them?
Speaker 1: I do because that sounds like it was like a revenge.
Speaker 2: Why would you ask me?
Speaker 1: What's going to ruin our friendship is when I post
Speaker 1: revenge pornt of you. I think that's gonna be the
Speaker 1: final show.
Speaker 2: How do you even have that?
Speaker 1: You know how I have these? But then my other glasses, Yeah,
Speaker 1: my other glasses are the ray band Snapchat story glasses,
Speaker 1: and I've been recording when we have sex.
Speaker 2: Don't fucking do that, bro.
Speaker 3: I wondered why she had sunglasses on.
Speaker 1: I think you thought I liked him and told him
Speaker 1: that I had just gotten my retina's scanned and I'm
Speaker 1: sensitive to light.
Speaker 2: Your retina is scanned.
Speaker 1: I can't say why.
Speaker 2: But well, please don't post revenge point of me.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not going to do it now. It's
Speaker 1: just next time you pussed me off, think about it. Okay,
Speaker 1: next time, next time I'm rude to you and you
Speaker 1: want to confirm me about it, think about what I
Speaker 1: have on you.
Speaker 2: Well, let's think about what I have on you. Remember,
Speaker 2: for the last thirty seven nights, I've been oiling up
Speaker 2: your booty and making you twerk and taking videos of it.
Speaker 1: I thought those were for you because you just instagram.
Speaker 2: The private spank bank. Nope, I've started in only fans
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 1: If we live together for the next ten years, it's
Speaker 1: literally going to get there, and not in a sexual way,
Speaker 1: but we're going to be so goddamn.
Speaker 2: Talking for I like someone asked last week, like what
Speaker 2: in truce, what's like my most common intrusive thought? And
Speaker 2: for the last week, this is crazy and it like
Speaker 2: there is nothing behind this other than I think it
Speaker 2: would be so fucking funny, and partially because like I
Speaker 2: do forget sometimes but after I pee, like I'll just
Speaker 2: like go wash my hands with my wiener like sticking
Speaker 2: outside of my shorts. I can not pull up my
Speaker 2: pants all the way. And I always have the thought
Speaker 2: to walk out here and like just expose myself to
Speaker 2: y'all and be like, oh, fucking like, say I forgot it,
Speaker 2: Like we're almost there.
Speaker 1: We're almost Yeah, we're almost there because I've literally done
Speaker 1: it with my butt cracking like half my fucking bush. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you see me naked, and I'll but I'll do
Speaker 1: it to O'Ryan and Drew, like I'll walk out with
Speaker 1: my pants literally so low and my fucking KOUCHI is
Speaker 1: half out and I'm like this is I think the
Speaker 1: new swag for twenty twenty four, and it's like crazy dude,
Speaker 1: like like that's not a swag and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: but look at the back and like my whole ass
Speaker 1: crack is out.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And what's fucked up is like when I start
Speaker 2: jerking off, like when she's doing that, like I'm the
Speaker 2: bad guy, Like you can't put feet in front of
Speaker 2: a man and I expect them not to drink off.
Speaker 1: Oh features listen to this.
Speaker 2: I have one more thing to add on to the
Speaker 2: Tipping conversation before we completely move on, but it's kind
Speaker 2: of a little tangent and I just want to hear
Speaker 2: your reaction to this. But this mom took like a
Speaker 2: birthday party full of kids, like I think like it
Speaker 2: was like seventeen kids or something like that to the
Speaker 2: sugar factory And okay, so you already know, but basically
Speaker 2: what happened was the sugar factory is notorious for like
Speaker 2: their alcoholic drinks, and they were just serving alcoholic drinks
Speaker 2: to these children and they all got drunk and they
Speaker 2: were all like passed out, like Hella fucked up, and
Speaker 2: I just like I'm sorry, Oh.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's what you're asking. It's like, would I tip
Speaker 1: or not? Yeah, I would tip because I'm like, cool,
Speaker 1: the kids are asleep, I'm throw them in the van
Speaker 1: and take them home.
Speaker 2: Was pissed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, imagine like taking your kids.
Speaker 2: Also, you're supposed to protect them.
Speaker 1: It's like embarrassing because she was the adult supervisor of
Speaker 1: a bunch of other kids that weren't her kids. So
Speaker 1: it's literally the worst thing ever. Like, imagine having to
Speaker 1: call your homegirl and being like, hey, so Jesse's I'm
Speaker 1: gonna drop Jesse off at home, but you're gonna notice
Speaker 1: a difference in her attitude. She will be slurring and
Speaker 1: falling over all over the place, and it is because
Speaker 1: she got drunk at sugar factory. We got her fucked
Speaker 1: up a sugar factory. Like, I would be so humiliated
Speaker 1: to have to make that call. I would honestly just
Speaker 1: lie and be like, dude, your daughter's fucking crazy. She
Speaker 1: took a xanax, Like, you need to get that thing
Speaker 1: under control. But I would also just sue the fuck
Speaker 1: out of sugar factory.
Speaker 2: I think they might have in the process.
Speaker 1: That's about how was the waiter literally looking at that
Speaker 1: tapele and be like, oh, yeah, they want alcoholic trips.
Speaker 2: I think they like switched them out or something. There
Speaker 2: was like more to the story, but like when the
Speaker 2: waiter found out like they were getting served alcoholic beverages,
Speaker 2: they like grabbed them all away from them immediately and
Speaker 2: like ran to the back and like tried to correct
Speaker 2: the situation. But I don't think it was fully the
Speaker 2: waiter's fault.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is so insane.
Speaker 2: But that's what you get for going to sugar Factory.
Speaker 1: I know, I can't believe people are still going to
Speaker 1: sugar Factory.
Speaker 2: I've never been, and I really want to go.
Speaker 1: Should we go? But oh, we've actually thought about going,
Speaker 1: but that we literally on the podcast actually have looked
Speaker 1: up sugar factory, but all the ones in LA are closed.
Speaker 1: You would have to go to Las Vegas. But Sugar
Speaker 1: Factory is having a comeback because I keep seeing it
Speaker 1: all over the place, So maybe they'll reopen the ones
Speaker 1: in LA.
Speaker 2: I have a note in my podcast notes that I
Speaker 2: just looked at and I was like trying so hard
Speaker 2: to figure out what I meant by this. I just
Speaker 2: oat milk cortado, simple syrup, Asian chicken salad but when
Speaker 2: we went to Jones, I wrote it down in the
Speaker 2: podcast notes and I was like, fuck, dude, Like what
Speaker 2: am I trying to say here?
Speaker 1: But it's just my order order. Well, this is a
Speaker 1: conversation me and Drew started off camera. I was saying
Speaker 1: that foot fetishes need to be normalized because it's not
Speaker 1: that crazy, like.
Speaker 2: They're fairly normalized.
Speaker 1: I think the mass majority still like ale feet, like
Speaker 1: you got your dogs out, Like. I think it's normalized
Speaker 1: in a way of like for free, like that's like
Speaker 1: a thing, But it's not because it's not because people
Speaker 1: are like, oh, it's like normal to.
Speaker 2: Like NYA has a foot fetishes? What I do?
Speaker 1: I would suck on the toes of the right person.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think we need to normalize that.
Speaker 1: But then you said we need to normalize furries first,
Speaker 1: and that makes no fucking sense because we're talking about
Speaker 1: normalizing a human body part versus people who get in
Speaker 1: fucking animal costumes and fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, I think furries are demonized. Obviously there's bad,
Speaker 2: but there's bad and a lot of good and everywhere.
Speaker 2: But I think like furries are like they're they're braver
Speaker 2: than the fucking marines. Like I really do come in them.
Speaker 2: I'm not a furry, could never be a furry. I
Speaker 2: do want a first.
Speaker 1: I'm not a furry. I fucking hate them. They're disgusting.
Speaker 2: But but the like conventions like the bug furries, those
Speaker 2: are sick, like the moth ones and.
Speaker 1: The say the cosmic are fire, like the commitment to
Speaker 1: it is fire. But then I think about, like, actually,
Speaker 1: you know what, No, maybe in this one conversation you're
Speaker 1: changing my mind. What I will say is like if
Speaker 1: I had to choose between having sex with like a
Speaker 1: random person who has like no interest and no passions
Speaker 1: versus having sex with a furry that furry is about
Speaker 1: to fuck me crazy, like that is gonna be some
Speaker 1: crazy as like, you know, furries are fucking like anybody
Speaker 1: with the passion that fucking like intense is fucking.
Speaker 2: I have so many passions, like so many passions that
Speaker 2: I love.
Speaker 1: You want to prove it in the bedroom. I love.
Speaker 2: No. But yeah, I think foot fetishes are normalized. I
Speaker 2: think they are a thing, and I think it's just
Speaker 2: like I think true equality is when you can make
Speaker 2: fun of something, And being able to make fun of
Speaker 2: foot fetishes, I think just makes it so like it's
Speaker 2: hello normalized. Also, like there's like some like like connection
Speaker 2: in the brain where like the sex center of your
Speaker 2: brain is right next to like the foot center or something.
Speaker 2: So like sometimes those like neurons like crossfire, and that's
Speaker 2: why some people develop fetish. I think so like obviously,
Speaker 2: like I saw one fucking I actually did see an
Speaker 2: article on it. This wasn't me watching a fucking TikTok.
Speaker 1: Watching a TikTok and saying you read an article literally
Speaker 1: classic classic, twenty something year old vibes.
Speaker 2: Foot fetish.
Speaker 1: Did you just have to spell foot out loud to
Speaker 1: type it right?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah. It occurs in the part of the brain called
Speaker 2: the samatosensory cortex, which is the area that makes you
Speaker 2: feel things. Apparently this part of the brain is right
Speaker 2: next to the part of the brain that controls your
Speaker 2: feet and toes. So like crossfires the neurons, blah blah,
Speaker 2: and that's why some people develop did that why I.
Speaker 1: Can't stop looking at your feet? Can you take your
Speaker 1: shoes off? We're no shoe household and no socks. We've
Speaker 1: become a no shoe and no sock household because your
Speaker 1: socks can pick up dirt. From your house and bring
Speaker 1: them into my house.
Speaker 2: So no sock household would be so nasty on like
Speaker 2: hard floor, you need to.
Speaker 1: Take your bare feet out immediately. I actually love that.
Speaker 1: I love the sound of feet hitting a floor, like
Speaker 1: walking around. It's literally so funny. No, no, because it's funny.
Speaker 1: It's like duck feet, like our feet literally are like yeah,
Speaker 1: like it's so funny that like our feet just like
Speaker 1: makes sounds like we literally as humans, like nobody can
Speaker 1: be silent, like everything you do like there is a
Speaker 1: sound to it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I mean you never hear me when I
Speaker 2: sneak into your bedroom at night and won't you sleep, Well.
Speaker 1: That's because I'm a heavy sleeper. But sometimes I do
Speaker 1: peek my eye open a little bit and I see
Speaker 1: you and then I'm like.
Speaker 2: Away, Like I've said this one hundred million times. But
Speaker 2: Enya in the morning when she wakes up, she has
Speaker 2: like zero control over her body and like she stomps
Speaker 2: through the fucking house like she like, I'm.
Speaker 1: Just heavy footed. As far if I was in Texas
Speaker 1: Chainsaw and ask her, I'd be like if I was
Speaker 1: in Fortnite and somebody had their like visual audio thing on,
Speaker 1: you know, how it's like the little feet when they're
Speaker 1: walking around. You my sounds would be like humongous feet
Speaker 1: walking around. If you had to if you ever had
Speaker 1: to walk into a room full of everyone you've ever met,
Speaker 1: who would you look for first?
Speaker 2: You?
Speaker 1: Me, I think it would be you. Two When I
Speaker 1: thought of it, it was you first, and then I
Speaker 1: was like, Fuck, that's a hard question though, because like
Speaker 1: it would depend on how I'm feeling, like not how
Speaker 1: because like I would be like really stuck between looking
Speaker 1: for you or Ryan. But I think that includes your
Speaker 1: family too, Like it's literally like everybody you know. If
Speaker 1: it was everybody you've ever met, who would you go
Speaker 1: in looking for?
Speaker 2: I Like, I think without second thought, it would be
Speaker 2: you because I'm just literally so like used to you,
Speaker 2: Like I've been away from my family for like a
Speaker 2: like it's literally just like oh, where's like Inn, You're
Speaker 2: like where's Josh? Like where where are my people? I
Speaker 2: always think about that like into the world situation, like
Speaker 2: I would collect you, I would collect Josh and I
Speaker 2: would collect a zool and we'd get in one of
Speaker 2: y'all's car and like drive across the country and like
Speaker 2: drop off v everywhere.
Speaker 1: I know, that's like my biggest thing. When I think
Speaker 1: of like the apocalypse and the world ending, I'm like, fuck, dude,
Speaker 1: Like I hate that I wouldn't be with y'all too,
Speaker 1: but I need to be with my family, like because
Speaker 1: of just like I want, I love my family. But
Speaker 1: when I read that, I was like, damn. I was
Speaker 1: like trying. I thought of you, and then I was like, no,
Speaker 1: it should be like my fucking dad, Like that's why
Speaker 1: I should look at four first. But just the reality
Speaker 1: is like I don't think I would like look for
Speaker 1: my dad first. I would look for you, which is
Speaker 1: would you look for Oh?
Speaker 3: I would look for your mom so that I can.
Speaker 1: Bang one last time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, that's funny when.
Speaker 1: You say that, because in the room of everybody met,
Speaker 1: if I was with Drew's mom in the room, we'd
Speaker 1: already be banging.
Speaker 2: What's funny?
Speaker 1: So you get your heart broken for no reason?
Speaker 2: And also it's funny in her room with all the
Speaker 2: women that I've had sex with, your mom would be
Speaker 2: the only one in there. It's like a thousand times.
Speaker 2: What it's like, we've had sex a thousand times.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1: You've only had sex with his mom, no, no, what.
Speaker 1: Also me and Drew have realized, or I realized the
Speaker 1: other day when I was going to get in my car,
Speaker 1: I looked at my car and I immediately got so
Speaker 1: humiliated because my car has a fucking nasty little antenna.
Speaker 2: I forgot.
Speaker 1: It was freaking me the fuck out right, And I
Speaker 1: was like, has that always been on there? And she
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, that's always been there, and I was like,
Speaker 1: there's no way my car has always had that goddamn
Speaker 1: fucking intent on, so stupid got so I got so embarrassed.
Speaker 1: I contemplating going and ripping it off the top of
Speaker 1: my car because it was so humiliating. And then when
Speaker 1: we were driving, we kept looking at every car has
Speaker 1: like a little nub or intent.
Speaker 2: I was like eye blind to it, like I like
Speaker 2: nose blind to fucking seeing intennas, Like I literally like,
Speaker 2: it was freaking me the fuck out. And there's so
Speaker 2: many different like variations and shapes. There's like nubs and
Speaker 2: then there's nubs with the stick, which those are horrifying,
Speaker 2: the nubs with the mine has a nub with the
Speaker 2: stick those I hate those, and then the tall ones
Speaker 2: that are like on these to.
Speaker 1: Have that because like that, like I need to get
Speaker 1: my truck so I can have that tall antenna and
Speaker 1: put a little thingy like I'll put an LGBT flag
Speaker 1: on it for Drew because I'm usually gonna be driving
Speaker 1: around with Drew. Yeah.
Speaker 2: No. When we were talking about it, like my fucking capitalistic,
Speaker 2: rotten brain like was like, oh my god, like we
Speaker 2: need to start like a new like intenda like head
Speaker 2: bob business, like you know how people would put like
Speaker 2: the jack in the bottom.
Speaker 1: That's not a thing anymore.
Speaker 2: I was like, we need to restart that, like we.
Speaker 1: Should make emergency in orcom little nubs that would.
Speaker 2: Be fire, that would be really fire.
Speaker 1: But it's fucking disgusting. And but then I had me thinking.
Speaker 1: I was like, damn people who design cars, and just
Speaker 1: like design objects for everyday use in general, you have
Speaker 1: to be really good at it for it to be
Speaker 1: a widely adopted design. And those are such good designs
Speaker 1: because I've had that car for five years and not
Speaker 1: once have I ever looked at it and seen that
Speaker 1: stupid fucking nasty tail nub ass.
Speaker 2: Intellna, why don't they put it in like the fucking
Speaker 2: tail light or.
Speaker 1: Something like why don't even need that this, this can
Speaker 1: do more than what my car can do with that
Speaker 1: fucking intenna. And this doesn't happen in antenna, Like why
Speaker 1: do we have an antenna?
Speaker 2: The phone talking to the antenna? Be like I can
Speaker 2: do anything, you can do better actually does.
Speaker 1: But it's not sticking out of it like a fucking
Speaker 1: nasty wiener. Cai, That's what I meant, cau. Oh, I
Speaker 1: gotta go into detail for God.
Speaker 2: And they got bodied and you got bodied.
Speaker 1: But you know what I mean, like that shit is internal.
Speaker 1: Why the fuck does mine have like a little chub,
Speaker 1: but like my car has a chub, Like it's so nasty,
Speaker 1: it's got.
Speaker 2: A little boner. Okay, well I got a couple of more.
Speaker 1: Who uses the radio? Why does it? Why does it
Speaker 1: need that for the fucking radio?
Speaker 2: You're being class being needs it.
Speaker 1: For the radio. But every time I listen to the
Speaker 1: radio in my car, it is always stacky. It has
Speaker 1: never been a clear signal pisses me off.
Speaker 2: Sorry, you're beautiful when you're angry.
Speaker 1: Because I'm passionate.
Speaker 2: Okay, I wrote down I got so lucky to experience.
Speaker 2: Never mind that one's gay. I'll just tell you that
Speaker 2: one in private this one.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's sweet. Why did you write that?
Speaker 2: Just because I thought about it and I like was like, literally,
Speaker 2: like that's so real, Like I literally do, I literally
Speaker 2: you do. I'm saving that one for me and Indya.
Speaker 1: Oh it was really sweet, guys. But I know he did.
Speaker 1: He showed me that because he wants to hit later.
Speaker 1: I know it. I just know. That's why I'll let.
Speaker 2: Jeffrey Star goes. I farted, it's her wing.
Speaker 3: But it sounded exactly like fart.
Speaker 2: Was that her phone?
Speaker 1: Yeah? It was my phone. I don't know why it's
Speaker 1: such a strange sound.
Speaker 2: Y'all. Ever get the PS five control and I'll put
Speaker 2: it on your fucking clitteries.
Speaker 1: Okay, Actually I was saying the other day. I said
Speaker 1: the other day. I literally was like, I'm gonna make
Speaker 1: an attachment to wait, I think I said it on
Speaker 1: the podcast. I'm gonna make an attachment to the PS
Speaker 1: five controller that has like a little stick that goes
Speaker 1: down there. But then it would be really bad for
Speaker 1: your brain. Yeah, it would be bad for your brain
Speaker 1: because then, like what, you're running away from someone in
Speaker 1: Texas changeaw Mascar and they're literally killing you, and then
Speaker 1: like your brain would be getting stimulated in that way,
Speaker 1: and you're seeing that. And that's how we have so
Speaker 1: many fucking killers is because the porn industry is so
Speaker 1: fucking gnarly and disgusting and teaches you to have signaling
Speaker 1: for abuse to sexual events and it's really nat and excustic.
Speaker 2: Ellen degenerous saves money on makes and it's.
Speaker 1: Really good that they did that idea. That's really good
Speaker 1: that they did that.
Speaker 2: But I was gonna say, Jeffrey Starg's live every day, Okay,
Speaker 2: so I know all of y'all probably know.
Speaker 1: Wait, I'm sorry, but I do need to clarify that,
Speaker 1: Like it's I saw people the other day being like,
Speaker 1: why do they keep saying Disneyland and Marty Gras And
Speaker 1: it's gone to rah, it's gone too far where we're
Speaker 1: taking like our jokes that we have as friends behind
Speaker 1: closed doors to the public and we are not explaining it.
Speaker 1: And there's no explanation. The Marty Gras thing is just
Speaker 1: because I said it in Josiah and like one of
Speaker 1: the midnight McDonald's, and Josiah thought that it was really
Speaker 1: funny for some reason. So he's been like every time
Speaker 1: he sees me He's like, say, Marty Gras and I'm
Speaker 1: like Marty rat and like we keep doing it. That's
Speaker 1: become like a joke, and the joke he was, so
Speaker 1: now we just keep screaming at Also the Ellen Degener's joke.
Speaker 1: I'm keeping that from Yeah, that's for us, but that's
Speaker 1: like an inside joke that you're just never going to understand.
Speaker 1: And you should have connections with your own friends, so
Speaker 1: you could have those kind of things that you could
Speaker 1: throw up people and like use it as a device
Speaker 1: to make them so jealous and incentivize their own emotional
Speaker 1: connection to other people.
Speaker 2: Huh. Jeffree Star Okay, yeah, yeah, Jeffreys.
Speaker 1: Hello, hey hey, just okay, where you go?
Speaker 2: Where'd you go? Where'd you go? Look at me? Look
Speaker 2: at me? You seem lost? You're looking well, all right.
Speaker 2: I was asleep last night and I woke up this
Speaker 2: like at like three am to go pee. Fell asleep
Speaker 2: with my lights on on top of my covers, by
Speaker 2: the way, But I did remember to shut my computer
Speaker 2: this time. I never forget that or always. I don't
Speaker 2: know a betther shot, but I like woke up and
Speaker 2: like my tongue hurt, like the tip of my tongue
Speaker 2: hurt really bad in my dream, and I woke up
Speaker 2: and like I was chomping down on the tip of
Speaker 2: my tongue, like like biting on it almost the entire
Speaker 2: night that I was asleep. And I woke up and
Speaker 2: I was like, damn, my tongue hurts, and I went
Speaker 2: back to sleep. I know my tongue was hurting again
Speaker 2: in my fucking dream, And I woke up this morning
Speaker 2: biting on my tongue again. And if that becomes a
Speaker 2: fucking habit, it hurts so bad. It literally feels like
Speaker 2: I just like bit all like like you know when
Speaker 2: you burn your tongue on, like like a coffee or
Speaker 2: hot chocolate. That's what it feels like on the tip
Speaker 2: of my tongue. Like I scraped all of the fucking
Speaker 2: taste buds off and it hurts so bad.
Speaker 1: Good now you can give yourself vegetables or something and
Speaker 1: you don't have to think about the taste.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're like you.
Speaker 1: Almost made me raise my voice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you almost made me Wait where we were jeffree
Speaker 2: stars seconds?
Speaker 1: Four seconds?
Speaker 2: Oh freaking seconds. Oh. What I said though, is it's
Speaker 2: literally like you know what I'm gonna tell you something
Speaker 2: I wasn't blah blah blah. I'm not even sad that
Speaker 2: you broke your elbow. Yeah, it's like the same the
Speaker 2: same female type of person is not the same person.
Speaker 3: No, no, whoa, my brain just fused those together.
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, But what the fuck? Oh, Jeffrey Star goes
Speaker 2: live every day. I'm sure everyone has noticed, Like why
Speaker 2: is Jeffrey going live every day? It probably started out
Speaker 2: as like boredom, like in fucking Wyoming wherever he is,
Speaker 2: like being bored as fuck. Well, it's evolved into him
Speaker 2: doing those TikTok battles, right. Well, I ran the numbers.
Speaker 2: You can see how many gifts people get. Like there's
Speaker 2: like a ranking system, and Jeffree Star, without fail, every
Speaker 2: single day is in the top three. Like that. I've
Speaker 2: been checking for the last week. He's in a top
Speaker 2: three every single day with like anywhere from like one
Speaker 2: point three million to like three million gifts a day.
Speaker 2: There's a calculator online that I looked, and I did
Speaker 2: like very conservative numbers. He's making eight to like thirteen
Speaker 2: fifteen thousand dollars a day on TikTok live streaming. Only
Speaker 2: if that if this calculator is correct, but it's so insane,
Speaker 2: like he's people are giving him essentially forty thousand dollars
Speaker 2: a day and then it's getting cut down and after
Speaker 2: taxes and everything, it becomes it. And then I was like,
Speaker 2: that's why he does it. He's making more money doing
Speaker 2: TikTok Live ship than he ever did on YouTube or
Speaker 2: anything like. That's that's an accesseration.
Speaker 1: Well though he's making so much money because of all
Speaker 1: that yak meat. God knows it's flying off the shelves fly.
Speaker 1: I don't think yak meat, but it probably just tastes
Speaker 1: like meat, like when people start eating like extravagant meats
Speaker 1: from other animals. I'm like, bro iguanna taste like chicken.
Speaker 1: So like there's probably just like eighteen other speechies that
Speaker 1: just tastes like chicken.
Speaker 2: I will say, like there is like a level of
Speaker 2: like nasty gaminess to like why old cat meat that
Speaker 2: I don't fuck we well, cock meat, Yeah, you don't
Speaker 2: fucking say cocks. WHOA. I don't know why I said that, Like,
Speaker 2: I literally don't. I didn't even think that about it
Speaker 2: just like came out of my mouth. That was like
Speaker 2: so weird. But like there's like a level of like
Speaker 2: this flavor profile that's just so fucking nasty boots that
Speaker 2: like gave me. It tastes like it's been outdoor and
Speaker 2: it's like a stringent and it's like fucking stringy and tough.
Speaker 2: It's like no, no, no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 2: But I'm sure it tastes just like oxtail.
Speaker 1: I would fuck. Oh I'm getting oxtail today.
Speaker 2: Mmm.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, I got one more. I guess it could
Speaker 2: go into Drew syeub corner. Yeah, yeah, we'll do Drew
Speaker 2: Seup corner.
Speaker 1: It's the Grime guys, exciting news. I have something to.
Speaker 2: Save due and just joining this one is not nearly
Speaker 2: I think magnum opis was last week like Drew sab
Speaker 2: corner last week was magnum.
Speaker 1: Your magnum opus was you saying to out people in
Speaker 1: the comments? That was like the funest thing I've heard
Speaker 1: in a long time.
Speaker 2: Being a Grimes fan is like being a Lana fan
Speaker 2: in twenty fourteen. We are in the trenches. I'm a
Speaker 2: closeted Grimes fan. You can't say publicly that you're a
Speaker 2: Grimes fan, but like, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: No, it literally is like what it was like saying
Speaker 1: you're a Lona fan in twenty twenty. It was like
Speaker 1: saying you're alta fan from like twenty fourteen to twenty
Speaker 1: like twenty two it was like, oh, you're a Lana fan,
Speaker 1: like okay, and now now it's all the rate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but Grimes is just misunderstood, y'allren't really listening to
Speaker 2: the messagees she's saying, you're just hearing the words and
Speaker 2: taking them at face value and very literally. But also
Speaker 2: she has had some really fucking wax shit. But like,
Speaker 2: like I said, we're in the trenches, like Lana doing
Speaker 2: cocaine and like telling her twelve year old fans to
Speaker 2: do cocaine.
Speaker 1: Umm.
Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't talk about the Halloween mask. They made
Speaker 2: a fucking Halloween mask of me and are selling them
Speaker 2: at City.
Speaker 1: It's kind of fucked up.
Speaker 2: It's fucking crazy. They charge your phone and be bisexual,
Speaker 2: eat hot chips and lie. Yeah, that's so real. I'll
Speaker 2: show you the video after do you have.
Speaker 1: It saved and you I have it in our tacks,
Speaker 1: It'll be.
Speaker 2: Okay, Drew sigh op for real this time. Welcome to
Speaker 2: Drew Shy on Corner. You ever get high with someone
Speaker 2: and bust out laughing because they ugly as fuck.
Speaker 1: Fucked up, Like that's why I can't get high around you?
Speaker 2: What the fuck? The male version of san is he out? Okay, Oh,
Speaker 2: I have gay people does not produce anything good. But like,
Speaker 2: obviously that's not true because Kyane and you are here
Speaker 2: making the podcast. But like, wow, I thought I had COVID,
Speaker 2: but I was just in pussy withdrawal. That's all I got. Guys,
Speaker 2: I know this was a flop. I tried so hard.
Speaker 1: That's really crazy. Yeah, mine is uh girlhood, bitch, you're
Speaker 1: twenty eight, and we need to take that word away
Speaker 1: from people. Girlhood. She was a fairy bitch. You are
Speaker 1: thirty two, Like you need to calm the fuck down.
Speaker 2: Womanhood Yeah part of girlhood? No, okay, yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: shut the fuck.
Speaker 1: Up all right. Media of the Wee. Yeah, I saw
Speaker 1: past lives that it made me want Yeah, maybe.
Speaker 2: My Unknown Death two thousand and two. Just listen to
Speaker 2: the album give it a listen by Young Leen. I
Speaker 2: feel like you might like it a little bit. Umm
Speaker 2: Shawnnie Bin Laden Uh grint shet shit, a whole lot
Speaker 2: of wickedry walk hard. Trying to bin Laden is just
Speaker 2: fucking lit. You know who I was listening to the
Speaker 2: other day and I was like, damn, like you're actually
Speaker 2: like the voice of a generation, like you shaped so
Speaker 2: much culture, like and I don't even think I know
Speaker 2: he realizes it. But young Thug Like young Thug is
Speaker 2: like that bitch, Like no one's really like talking about it,
Speaker 2: but like we need a free young thug, Like for real, we.
Speaker 1: Need to free me from the prison that is having
Speaker 1: to do this podcast with you.
Speaker 2: Vespertine. Listen to Vespertine by Buyork. I know I say
Speaker 2: it like once every month, but like literally I'm begging you.
Speaker 2: It's like best album. I'm trying to get everybody on
Speaker 2: that shit like stop same Post or debut as your
Speaker 2: per favorite album.
Speaker 1: Like there's no I will say Vespertine is like between
Speaker 1: Vespertine and Post. I would throw on Vespertine over Post,
Speaker 1: but like possibly may Bee, yeah, possibly may.
Speaker 2: There's like it's also quiet, hyperballid, army possibly maybe like
Speaker 2: the modern things, but like other than.
Speaker 1: That, like did you say army of me?
Speaker 2: Yeah? There's not like much replay that.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, but I really like I miss you.
Speaker 2: Met you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, headphones actually wait, this is like, actually, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: count headphones. I miss you. Possibly maybe it's a quiet
Speaker 1: hyperballid army. I mean I didn't count those, but that's
Speaker 1: like more than half of the album.
Speaker 2: It's like Bops, the best routines, got hidden place, Cocoon,
Speaker 2: it's not up to you, Undue Frosty Unison. So like
Speaker 2: they're pretty pretty tired, but.
Speaker 1: Debut has human behavior like someone in love.
Speaker 2: Wait you saying that one? I like literally can't oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah around me, big time sensuality, big chiptuality. Damn, it's
Speaker 1: a York day.
Speaker 2: No. They were the.
Speaker 1: First humans to tap into that octave.
Speaker 2: Like, so B York is that bitch, And I know
Speaker 2: a lot of y'all are in the phase of faking
Speaker 2: liking B York because like you want to be a
Speaker 2: part of it. And I swear to God, just keep
Speaker 2: pushing and it will click for you. One day. No
Speaker 2: one listens to B York the first time and likes her.
Speaker 2: I swear to God. It's like Blade, like Byork finds you.
Speaker 2: You don't find B York. You don't find Blade. It'll
Speaker 2: come to you when you need her. Well.
Speaker 1: My Media of the Week is Suzanne by Leonard Cohen,
Speaker 1: and that's no way to say goodbye by him. But
Speaker 1: I don't think that's the real name of that song. Actually,
Speaker 1: let me just find it, like as if anybody actually
Speaker 1: listens to what I say, because nobody gets a hey,
Speaker 1: that's no way to say goodbye. April by Brian Green
Speaker 1: is such a good song. The album Anyhow by Leland Whitty,
Speaker 1: which is an album you convinced me to listen all
Speaker 1: the way through because I had only originally listened to
Speaker 1: like the popular Yeah, I had originally only listened to
Speaker 1: the first two tracks on this because it was like
Speaker 1: like Last Moon was the only one I had listened to,
Speaker 1: And then I listened to the whole album and I
Speaker 1: love the album. I listened to it every time I'm
Speaker 1: in the sauna.
Speaker 2: It's like freaky, like it's like nice, like jazzy, like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a nice, like jazzy ambient album, and
Speaker 1: it like has like drums in it, which I usually
Speaker 1: like for ambient music to have. Like drums is like
Speaker 1: really nice. A Summer Wasting by Belle and Sebastian Together
Speaker 1: We are Beautiful, which is what I said last week,
Speaker 1: And honestly, anything by Blossom Dearie nice or like not
Speaker 1: the song but like just Blossom Diary.
Speaker 2: Period. I am I'm shadowing. Watched Adventure Time, which I know,
Speaker 2: wait hold on, let me restart. I watched Adventure Time
Speaker 2: for the first time, like sat down and watched like
Speaker 2: a bunch of episodes back to back because like obviously,
Speaker 2: like I've seen bits and pieces and episodes through like
Speaker 2: friends or like on Cartoon Network when I would watch
Speaker 2: cartoons or like whatever that vibe was, but like I
Speaker 2: never sat down and like consumed it. And everyone in
Speaker 2: my life was like, Drew you would like love that show. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so fucking much. It's so Drew core, Like it's literally it.
Speaker 2: And I know it's probably like here safe for me
Speaker 2: to even say, like as a twenty five year old
Speaker 2: man like that, I haven't seen Adventure Time, but I
Speaker 2: sat down and watched like two hours and twenty minutes
Speaker 2: worth yesterday while I was like drawing and working, and
Speaker 2: I can say that everyone was right. It is the
Speaker 2: best cartoon ever made. Yeah, period, Like the best cartoon
Speaker 2: ever made.
Speaker 1: You've seen Midnight Gospel, right, Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, dude, that's such like a creator. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: so genius. For them to like take a podcast take
Speaker 2: or not even that, but like or that plus like
Speaker 2: that's I've never even had a thought close to that
Speaker 2: level of like ingenuity and geniousness, but like the fact
Speaker 2: that like we grew up watching Adventure Time and then
Speaker 2: like now that we're old enough to consume like these
Speaker 2: deeper like topics, Like it's cool that like the same creator.
Speaker 2: So it's like familiar and it's like nostalgic, but it's
Speaker 2: also like heavy and deep, and it's things that we
Speaker 2: actually have probably.
Speaker 1: Experience and I need Duncan trust any car come here?
Speaker 1: All right, I'm here, and we'll end the episode with that.
Speaker 1: So thank you guys.
Speaker 2: We want to have sex with Duncan Trussell Tag Team