WEBVTT - big oiled up twerking b00ty compilation

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, welcome to this episode of Emergency. I said it.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to this episode of Emergina. I got at it.

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<v Speaker 1>And when you said it, it sounded like gibberish. And

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<v Speaker 1>if I was, for instance, running and listening to the podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>I would be so confused and disoriented. Wow, you sounded

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<v Speaker 1>like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, like you're being like so oppy right now, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>I have forty ops, it's gotten up to forty. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll like name like the prominent ones that you might know, Enya,

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<v Speaker 2>Orian Kai, all three ops. Luna is my biggest fucking

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<v Speaker 2>op right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Mind you, if you are unaware that is an infant

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<v Speaker 1>who is not.

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<v Speaker 2>Even one years old, she's opting so fucked hard right now,

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<v Speaker 2>Like she won't smile at me anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. I almost was just like, oh my god, Lunda's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>turn one soon. She doesn't turn one until like February.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so it's far. Also, we had like six or

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<v Speaker 2>seven shots of tequila.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, well my head is already hurting. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna wake up at five pm, so fucked up.

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<v Speaker 2>So if I get naked on the podcast when I

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<v Speaker 2>drink tequila, I get naked. Let's just say that I'll

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<v Speaker 2>get really naked for you, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually insane. I haven't seen you touch alcohol in

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<v Speaker 1>so long. Like I mean, I saw you have a drink,

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<v Speaker 1>but I think I don't even think you finished it.

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<v Speaker 1>You faked it out. You just like didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>be left out. I don't r birthday party.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't fuck with that shit anymore. No. I had

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<v Speaker 2>like half of a shot at a Ryan's birthday party

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<v Speaker 2>because I was like, I'm gonna be crazy, and it

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<v Speaker 2>gave me a headache immediately.

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<v Speaker 1>Because it's poison.

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<v Speaker 2>It is literally poisoning your body. It is the devil.

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<v Speaker 2>The world is ending on September twenty third, twenty twenty three,

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<v Speaker 2>and Week.

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<v Speaker 1>Like believes this, by the way, anytime I've spoken to

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<v Speaker 1>him about something. Oh, actually, this is a goodly way

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<v Speaker 1>of you and how you navigate emotional interactions, which you've

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<v Speaker 1>gotten better with over time. You are a good person

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to about like a like emotionally tumultuous event.

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<v Speaker 1>Also me saying that word I heard someone the other

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<v Speaker 1>day say at a cafe to a friend and the

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<v Speaker 1>friend goes, Okay, what the fuck does that mean? And

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<v Speaker 1>they didn't know what tumultuous meant and the freend was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like oh wow. Like she was like, she was like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's I mean, you can't use context with this, and

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<v Speaker 1>then they just like went back and forth over and

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<v Speaker 1>she was like it just was like, you know, like

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<v Speaker 1>really hard, like you're busy, but like something's like really

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<v Speaker 1>weighing down on you. But like like she just started

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<v Speaker 1>describing and I was like, that's not not the best

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<v Speaker 1>definition to get it read. But yeah, it's like literally

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<v Speaker 1>just like hard times, but hard times gonna make your

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<v Speaker 1>loving money even crad hard times. Whoa we hit that second.

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<v Speaker 3>We hit that last together.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been getting good at harmonizing because in the mid

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<v Speaker 2>Night McDonald's there's that spark when is that part in

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<v Speaker 2>the video.

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<v Speaker 1>Where you are wrong?

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<v Speaker 2>What's wrong with and but Drew?

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<v Speaker 1>While I was talking to him about something that's going

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<v Speaker 1>on in my life, he goes, it's okay, because the

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<v Speaker 1>world's gonna end on the twenty third, so you should

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<v Speaker 1>just do whatever. And he has said that to me

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<v Speaker 1>four times this past week.

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<v Speaker 2>So that to me, what happens on the twenty third, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>it's essentially the rapture. It's like everyone at midnight on

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<v Speaker 2>at McDonald's twenty second is gonna hear a loud clap,

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<v Speaker 2>a loud boom. It's gonna echo and reverberate throughout the

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<v Speaker 2>years and then happen. This is weird. Yeah, it's Jesus

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<v Speaker 2>Christ working. It's his stinky.

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<v Speaker 1>Christ is gonna come down to Earth, oil up his

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<v Speaker 1>ass and clap.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we need more oiled up toward compilations. On my timeline,

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<v Speaker 2>I've been saying that, like we need oiled up to work

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<v Speaker 2>in compilations like bad, Like I've been like fiending for it.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, Jesus is gonna come down and rapture all

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<v Speaker 2>of us, and yeah, the world is gonna end.

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<v Speaker 1>What does rapture even mean? Like that's like he's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>take us back.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the praying souls. But you're okay, if you're not

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<v Speaker 2>a religious person or you don't practice religion, you're good. Like,

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<v Speaker 2>don't forget, Jesus loves every single one of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Drew is actually scared.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me scare no, okay, like, let me let me

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<v Speaker 2>correct this. I see it on my feed and I'm like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>Like you're being absolutely insane. And then they'll like run

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<v Speaker 2>through all of the predictive programming of September twenty third,

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<v Speaker 2>through all of the fucking shows like in movies and

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<v Speaker 2>all the shit that we've been seeing, and fucking meteors

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<v Speaker 2>hitting the Earth, world ending war starting, like all that

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<v Speaker 2>shit and all the movies we watch happens on September

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<v Speaker 2>twenty third, twenty twenty three. Well, when I see that,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, huh, that's actually really curious and a weird coincidence.

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<v Speaker 2>But then I remember that none of that's real and

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<v Speaker 2>we're all gonna be okay. But then the other night,

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<v Speaker 2>I was sitting in my bed and I had just

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<v Speaker 2>like a lot of anxiety and I was doom scrolling

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<v Speaker 2>and I was scrolling and one of them came up

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<v Speaker 2>on my feet and it was like really really eerie,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, oh wait, what if this shit

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<v Speaker 2>is real? And I just started like thinking about it

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<v Speaker 2>in my head, like processing like what life would be

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<v Speaker 2>like if that shit did actually happen, but like it's

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<v Speaker 2>not going to but it did freak me out for

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<v Speaker 2>a sex.

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<v Speaker 3>True, what are you talking about? Like literally like one

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<v Speaker 3>of them came up on my feet. What we don't

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<v Speaker 3>know what you're talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>Oil that compilation.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so all these messages have been hidden ink compilation.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, oh okay, wow, Yeah, this is like when Because

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<v Speaker 4>Blade Runners set in twenty nineteen, this would be the

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<v Speaker 4>equivalent of people being like twenty nineteen, like was something.

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<v Speaker 1>Big is going to happen? But I guess like Blade

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<v Speaker 1>Runner was at the end of the world. They just

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<v Speaker 1>for some reason thought in thirty years the world would

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<v Speaker 1>look like Blade Runner.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, and I bet it will.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess like wait, oh yeah, what's the number?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it twenty fourteen, twenty three?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, there's twenty forty nine. There's Blade Runner twenty forty nine.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, okay, But the.

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<v Speaker 1>Original Blade Runner was set in twenty nineteen.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe that, but I think it was made in

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<v Speaker 2>like the eighties.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so it kind of like.

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<v Speaker 2>You can fix that. I can fix that?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that like from Blade Runner?

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<v Speaker 2>Touch me?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was made in nineteen eighty two, So they

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<v Speaker 1>thought that in twenty nineteen the world would look like that.

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<v Speaker 1>But what we've had was iPhones and Charlie Demillio. They're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna got close.

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<v Speaker 2>There's gonna love Charlie Prophet for like three years after

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<v Speaker 2>who like leads the civilization out of this slump, but

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<v Speaker 2>it's actually the Antichrist. So like watch out for the

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<v Speaker 2>Elon Musks and the mark Zucker Breaks of the world, like.

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<v Speaker 1>They're gonna lead us out of what the rapture.

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<v Speaker 2>The hard times it's gonna be like World War three? Wa.

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<v Speaker 1>So wait, the Rapture's hard times or it's good times.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be okay because we're taking up.

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't the Rapture's good if you've been good and you

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<v Speaker 3>get to go to heaven.

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<v Speaker 1>Right When I imagine the rapture, you know what I

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<v Speaker 1>imagine like you know, outside of football games, when people

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<v Speaker 1>who didn't get tickets to stand outside with their pickup

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<v Speaker 1>trucks like cooking and like what is that called tailgate?

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<v Speaker 1>I imagine the rapture looks like a tailgate? Does that

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<v Speaker 1>make sense? Like that's kind of like what the vibe

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<v Speaker 1>is for me, Like everybody stands outside and starts like

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<v Speaker 1>a cookout or like a barbecue, and they're like God's coming,

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<v Speaker 1>Like God's coming. That's kind of the vibe. Right, I

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<v Speaker 1>would get fucked up for like the arrival of Jesus,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I wouldn't want to be sober. That would that

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<v Speaker 1>would be really traumatizing because also me and O Ryan

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<v Speaker 1>have talked about that, And what does that look like?

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<v Speaker 1>Is like when Jesus comes back, is he like cloned

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<v Speaker 1>a million times over? So he shows up at everyone's

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<v Speaker 1>doors like a Jehovah witness or does he just like

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<v Speaker 1>fall from the sky. But he would have to be

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<v Speaker 1>so big for everyone around the earth to see him,

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<v Speaker 1>like people on the other side of the earth, like

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<v Speaker 1>what some people are seeing the back of his head,

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<v Speaker 1>some people are seeing his bulge like like like like

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<v Speaker 1>have you ever thought about that? Like how does he

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<v Speaker 1>come in the sky?

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<v Speaker 2>Like it's an omnipresent simulation that we all see separately.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not going to be physical beings. Oh I just

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<v Speaker 2>made that up.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, because then I would just feel

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<v Speaker 1>like I was literally hallucinating. I'd be like, Oh, here

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<v Speaker 1>comes like having a break, It's finally happening. But have

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<v Speaker 1>you all thought about that? Like what is he like?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Have I always imagined it for whatever reason, like in

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<v Speaker 3>the middle of America.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, every alien invasion ever in the middle of it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, Jesus will arrive in Iowa.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, It's literally like the Book of Mormon when they're like,

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<v Speaker 1>like every great religious thing has ever that's ever happened

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<v Speaker 1>was in America, right, we saw it here, Like where

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<v Speaker 1>else would it be? That is kind of crazy. Literally

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<v Speaker 1>every alien attack happens in America, Like we can't even

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<v Speaker 1>fathom it happening somewhere else. We're like, they would have

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<v Speaker 1>no idea how to handle that. We on the other hand,

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<v Speaker 1>we got it covered. It's gonna drop down in Seattle,

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<v Speaker 1>like it has to be here. It's also only major

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<v Speaker 1>cities as if the aliens would be like, Okay, we

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<v Speaker 1>need to go to Miami, like we need to go

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<v Speaker 1>in Miami.

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<v Speaker 2>We need to see oil. The booty is twirking in Miami. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's what we Okay, you know how they sent that

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<v Speaker 2>gold disc to outer space. We need to re send

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<v Speaker 2>it back out that Like if alien finds it's like

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<v Speaker 2>transmuting like radio signals, like playing music whatever. If they

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<v Speaker 2>find it, they can scan it and see like a

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<v Speaker 2>video of like it's basically like a QR code in space.

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<v Speaker 2>They see like a video Earth. We need to put

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<v Speaker 2>oil up twerking booty compilations.

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<v Speaker 1>We need to put that, but we also need to

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<v Speaker 1>charge only our greatest freaks on it, though, we need

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<v Speaker 1>to put like York and like, but like, do you

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<v Speaker 1>see what I'm saying, Like we get we should put

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<v Speaker 1>like artists on it that make like the weirdest shit ever,

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<v Speaker 1>so that if there's a chance if aliens are real,

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<v Speaker 1>they're like damn, they are mad weird. We're not going there,

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<v Speaker 1>Like we're not going.

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<v Speaker 2>They probably already look at us and think that that's

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<v Speaker 2>why they're not here. Oh those little fucking critters that

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<v Speaker 2>Mexico revealed as aliens, those were actually cakes. They cut

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<v Speaker 2>into them and they were actually they were one. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>they were actually cake, which we found out, which is

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<v Speaker 2>very weird. No, for like half a second, I was

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<v Speaker 2>like I want to believe, so I'm going to believe

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<v Speaker 2>even though I didn't believe. But like, girl, like that

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<v Speaker 2>is not real. Those aren't real? Like those aren't wait

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<v Speaker 2>play the music with it. Oh yeah, I've been taping

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<v Speaker 2>my mouth to go to sleep at night.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the little aliens aren't real. Also like them like

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<v Speaker 1>putting them in the box with some dirt at the bottom.

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<v Speaker 1>It's literally like kids getting caught in the line and

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<v Speaker 1>being like oh, like dude, if you put the dirt,

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<v Speaker 1>Like okay, okay, think about this. They need the dirt.

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<v Speaker 1>So like if anybody asks, like if they were in

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<v Speaker 1>there without the dirt that we found them in, it'd

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<v Speaker 1>be like, oh my god, Like why why are they

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<v Speaker 1>like so clean cut and fresh? Like they need the dirt,

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<v Speaker 1>Like why did they put the dirt under the alien

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<v Speaker 1>in the box? And whose ideal was that? Who was

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<v Speaker 1>like oh, and then we're going to a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>of the dirt under them, so it looks like we

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<v Speaker 1>just found them like in the dirt.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, the dude who's spearheaded like the whole reveal, also,

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<v Speaker 2>like the President of Mexico literally believes in gnomes and

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<v Speaker 2>has posted on his Facebook page pictures.

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<v Speaker 1>It's literally like it's like a Mexican superstition, but he

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<v Speaker 1>goes hard.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah he believe it. So I'm like, in the dude

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<v Speaker 2>that spearheaded the Whole Reveal, it is like a notorious

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<v Speaker 2>like UFO grifter, So like none of that shit is

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<v Speaker 2>real and it's funny, but like their story was straight,

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<v Speaker 2>like they got it down pat like the dietamacious algae

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<v Speaker 2>like covering them and like solidifying over a thousand years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>But like yeah, fucking right, yeah, fucking right.

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<v Speaker 3>I think they ran it through an MRI or something.

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<v Speaker 2>And metal plates.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's metal plates and bones, but it's all just

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<v Speaker 3>bones from other animals.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the Lama school. Yeah yeah. I saw also that

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<v Speaker 2>like the metal plate, it's like a metal that like

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<v Speaker 2>we use, which is this was This is when I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't believe because I was like, this is too on

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<v Speaker 2>the nose and this is like two sci fi. But

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<v Speaker 2>it's like there's like a metal plate in its chest

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<v Speaker 2>and it's like this alloy that like we use in

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<v Speaker 2>our satellites. And they're like inferring that these aliens have

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<v Speaker 2>satellites and that's how they communicate in their chest. But

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<v Speaker 2>I want to see the butthole, like I want to

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<v Speaker 2>see I'm not kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>I just thinking. I was like, why don't any aliens

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<v Speaker 1>have tits?

0:12:27.520 --> 0:12:30.280
<v Speaker 2>Well, we need to, like we need to give them tits.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I want to see an alien with some big fucking.

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<v Speaker 2>Booth oiled up booty.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and they and they live in space, so like

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<v Speaker 1>you know, those tits are sitting perky, so we need

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<v Speaker 1>to see. Yeah, we need I need a video of

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<v Speaker 1>an alien running in space. We can get that. I

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<v Speaker 1>just don't believe in aliens anyway. So I'm like, y'all

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<v Speaker 1>are literally insane, Like that's why it was when there's

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<v Speaker 1>like nothing happening is there, Like when should we talk

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<v Speaker 1>about aliens?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>But I wasn't saying.

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<v Speaker 1>I was saying to Drew that it's becoming like a

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<v Speaker 1>power play, like I think every country is going to

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<v Speaker 1>start Yeah, it's literally like the every country is going

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<v Speaker 1>to start using like their findings of aliens as like

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<v Speaker 1>a power play, like, oh, you think you have aliens?

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<v Speaker 1>We've had aliens forever, but we just didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>show y'all because y'all were going to get scared. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and like I think every country is going to start

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<v Speaker 1>being like, actually we found something too, Like I did.

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<v Speaker 1>I did too, Like I have that too. Like it's

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<v Speaker 1>literally kids at school when they show off like good stationary,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, well I have that too, like.

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<v Speaker 2>That to the market. Like that's why their review was

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<v Speaker 2>so shitty was because they refers to the market. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's the space race two point zero. People are trying

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<v Speaker 2>to like get on on it early like profit. But

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<v Speaker 2>also there was an airplane that disappeared another one. It

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<v Speaker 2>was a fighter jet. Is it on camera? No? But

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<v Speaker 2>oh yeah, we never showed any of the video of

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<v Speaker 2>the Malaysia flight disappearing, like they have satellite footage that

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<v Speaker 2>leaked of it, and it actually like like yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I like take everything with a grain of salt because

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<v Speaker 2>like technology has gotten really crazy. But I had seen

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<v Speaker 2>that video floating around like a few years ago, two

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<v Speaker 2>years ago or something, and I just wrote it off.

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<v Speaker 2>But then like the more I looked at it, I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, this like looks real and this would be

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<v Speaker 2>really hard to create. But like I don't believe any

0:14:21.680 --> 0:14:24.440
<v Speaker 2>alien revealed videos, like none of them. They're all bullshit.

0:14:24.480 --> 0:14:26.200
<v Speaker 2>They're all fake because I could literally do it on

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<v Speaker 2>Blinder in my bedroom, Like I literally could figure it out,

0:14:29.080 --> 0:14:32.640
<v Speaker 2>like y'all are all lying and Corridor Digital did one.

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<v Speaker 2>But anyways, a fighter jet disappeared and the United States

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<v Speaker 2>was like begging the population to go find this jet

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<v Speaker 2>for them, Like no, like don't you have like GPS

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<v Speaker 2>is inside of that shit or something like why okay, sorry, sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to show me that video because you can't

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<v Speaker 1>bring up something about a plane that like I need

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<v Speaker 1>to see it, like I need to see it. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>this thumbnail is cracking me up because like why am

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<v Speaker 1>I Like I wish this is what it was, that

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<v Speaker 1>would be like it was just like underwater, just like

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<v Speaker 1>fully in peak.

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<v Speaker 2>What would I look up for that guy?

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<v Speaker 1>Shit like this like is crazy though, because like this

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<v Speaker 1>YouTube video using this thumbnail is so gnarly because it

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, this is like any video that has to

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<v Speaker 1>do with people who literally lost their lives. Shit like

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<v Speaker 1>that cracks me up because I'm like, why would you

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<v Speaker 1>even edit this photo and have humans standing around the

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<v Speaker 1>wheel like insinuating that like there, it's just like fully

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<v Speaker 1>in like tact somewhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Like so apparently it's like satellite footage, which we do

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<v Speaker 2>have sat like in the fucking sixties. This is what

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<v Speaker 2>freaks me out, as like the technology we had in

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<v Speaker 2>the sixties, like we could take pictures from outer space

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<v Speaker 2>of like a coffee cup in France like essentially like

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<v Speaker 2>and that was like years and years and years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Like they have crazier shit like and that's tea. It's

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<v Speaker 2>like this would be hard to fake, you think, so yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>like see that's where it gets funky. But then I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>but they're supposed to be aliens and moving at like

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<v Speaker 2>warp speed. And then this is the part that gets

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<v Speaker 2>me every time, where I'm like crosses my suspension of disbelief.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it happened yet. Oh yeah, that.

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<v Speaker 1>Bitch. If one of my family members was on that

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<v Speaker 1>damn plane and people were still talking about it like this,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, let it go. Y'all made the Netflix show,

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<v Speaker 1>you do the videos, you do the YouTube like leave

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<v Speaker 1>my family alone. That is so insane. Yeah, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know that. I believe that. But also, like I understand

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of like with religion, but not to bring

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<v Speaker 1>it back to religion, but like things like that is

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<v Speaker 1>I think humans have a hard time like grieving and

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<v Speaker 1>understand catastrophe, So it's easier to theorize all the different

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<v Speaker 1>ways it could have gone down because it makes it easier,

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<v Speaker 1>especially when it's inexplainable. When you don't have a conclusion,

0:17:27.119 --> 0:17:29.040
<v Speaker 1>your mind can only go so far. And that's why

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<v Speaker 1>all sciences and that's why science isn't real.

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<v Speaker 3>I've thought about I feel like, since there isn't, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't actually believe nearly as much religion now obviously as

0:17:39.000 --> 0:17:41.600
<v Speaker 3>there has been throughout all of human history. Whenever I

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<v Speaker 3>see a video like that, there's some mechanism in my

0:17:44.000 --> 0:17:46.680
<v Speaker 3>brain that's like oh yeah, yeah, no, the plane disappeared in.

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<v Speaker 2>A wormhole for yeah exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's just I feel like it's that part of

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<v Speaker 3>my brain that like desperately wants to.

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<v Speaker 2>Put the blame somewhere to I want exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to believe in like a higher power or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Why is that, like like part of the human experience

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<v Speaker 2>is like needing like a higher power. Obviously it's because

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<v Speaker 2>like life is fucking suffering and like every every aspect

0:18:07.520 --> 0:18:10.280
<v Speaker 2>of life is hell and pain. But like that's obviously

0:18:10.280 --> 0:18:13.080
<v Speaker 2>why we have beauty, like not whatever, Like that's why

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<v Speaker 2>there is love, But like why do we need to

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<v Speaker 2>put the blame somewhere? Is it like fucking primal brain

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<v Speaker 2>syndrome or something.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's like beyond that. It's like we genuinely

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<v Speaker 1>as animals shouldn't have the capacity to think that deeply. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And it's it's like a like a protection like instinct.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like an instinct. It's literally just like oh, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, that is so scary. But God's here, HOI God?

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<v Speaker 2>Literally like build that wall, like build the wall.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, what what does that have to do.

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<v Speaker 2>With like the barrier in your brain.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, that's that has a different connotation.

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<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't say that.

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<v Speaker 1>That is insane.

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<v Speaker 2>He literally like freaking freaking lib tards.

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<v Speaker 1>He literally took the he took the term building a

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<v Speaker 1>wall and made it back.

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<v Speaker 2>Like like, well, it's just like the LGBT taking the

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<v Speaker 2>rainbow and making it bad.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm emotionally like cut off right now. So I just

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<v Speaker 1>like had to build the wall. I just had to

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<v Speaker 1>build the wall back up.

0:19:11.040 --> 0:19:17.040
<v Speaker 2>I build autistic. They're all autistic for like becoming so

0:19:17.359 --> 0:19:20.720
<v Speaker 2>hyper obsessed with that's their special interest is building that

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<v Speaker 2>damn wall. Like, let's talk about that so stupid? Should

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<v Speaker 2>we talk about the alphabet mafia gay people?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, why do you call them that?

0:19:30.840 --> 0:19:33.520
<v Speaker 2>Because they're all comprised of killers?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, first I took the rainbow, Then they took the

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<v Speaker 1>letters LGBT and Q, Like what next.

0:19:39.119 --> 0:19:42.760
<v Speaker 2>If I wanted to abbreviate those myself? Like what if

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted that abbreviation?

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<v Speaker 1>Also, the new religion for our generation is literally just

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<v Speaker 1>the bitches who believe in like astrology so badly. It's

0:19:53.640 --> 0:19:56.120
<v Speaker 1>literally like that's the new religion. That's why so many

0:19:56.160 --> 0:19:57.920
<v Speaker 1>of us aren't religious.

0:19:57.520 --> 0:19:59.639
<v Speaker 3>And it's because sacred geometry and.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's always been a yeah, but it has like.

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<v Speaker 1>Completely become extremely prevalent, like.

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<v Speaker 2>It's completely replaced.

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<v Speaker 1>Like our parents family members who are religious, Like I

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<v Speaker 1>have religious family members who will go on Facebook live

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<v Speaker 1>and watch like a pastor do like a sermon and

0:20:18.640 --> 0:20:22.320
<v Speaker 1>like talk about religion. But on TikTok there's literally like

0:20:22.320 --> 0:20:25.240
<v Speaker 1>people who are constantly doing terrort card readings. They're constantly

0:20:25.359 --> 0:20:28.080
<v Speaker 1>like going through like the astrologies like things for the

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<v Speaker 1>week and all that stuff, and it's literally the same thing,

0:20:30.520 --> 0:20:32.919
<v Speaker 1>like they're tuning in like hoping that you hear a

0:20:32.960 --> 0:20:35.040
<v Speaker 1>message that relays to you so you can find comfort

0:20:35.080 --> 0:20:37.160
<v Speaker 1>in a situation you're going through. And that's what people

0:20:37.160 --> 0:20:39.959
<v Speaker 1>who like sit through sermons are doing. They're waiting for

0:20:40.000 --> 0:20:42.440
<v Speaker 1>like the pastor to say something like everything's gonna be okay.

0:20:42.480 --> 0:20:45.119
<v Speaker 1>That thing that you're going through, that like that money

0:20:45.119 --> 0:20:47.320
<v Speaker 1>that you need to pay, that bill, that like friend

0:20:47.320 --> 0:20:49.200
<v Speaker 1>that you're hoping to hear from, that person who's sick

0:20:49.240 --> 0:20:51.359
<v Speaker 1>in your life will be okay. Like you're literally just

0:20:51.440 --> 0:20:53.320
<v Speaker 1>listening out for those things that you need to hear

0:20:53.359 --> 0:20:57.600
<v Speaker 1>for comfort and you sitz, okay, yeah, which is like necessary.

0:20:57.600 --> 0:21:01.240
<v Speaker 1>It's literally a necessity for like everybody. But that's what

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<v Speaker 1>astrology is. Is like you sit in because you're like

0:21:04.440 --> 0:21:07.240
<v Speaker 1>your crush will text you back. Your post mace will

0:21:07.240 --> 0:21:08.200
<v Speaker 1>get there in ten minutes.

0:21:08.280 --> 0:21:11.200
<v Speaker 2>Me trying to think of like hard things you go

0:21:11.280 --> 0:21:12.440
<v Speaker 2>through your post.

0:21:12.480 --> 0:21:16.440
<v Speaker 1>See problems like your post mace will not will.

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<v Speaker 2>Not be like will fry your brain like I swear,

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<v Speaker 2>just get it time.

0:21:20.960 --> 0:21:23.679
<v Speaker 1>Your wax pen will get hot enough that some of

0:21:23.720 --> 0:21:26.560
<v Speaker 1>the the residue will melt down and you will have

0:21:26.600 --> 0:21:27.680
<v Speaker 1>one last hit of your pen.

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<v Speaker 2>Your girl will be bisexual. She will perform kind of

0:21:31.560 --> 0:21:33.840
<v Speaker 2>lingers on another woman in front of you, like I swear,

0:21:33.880 --> 0:21:37.040
<v Speaker 2>it's gonna be okay, auto felicia. Y'all ever heard of that?

0:21:38.240 --> 0:21:40.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've heard the term. But isn't it just like

0:21:40.119 --> 0:21:44.280
<v Speaker 1>you giving yourself head? Or why is there a picture

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<v Speaker 1>of Taylor Swift buff on your phone?

0:21:47.840 --> 0:21:48.000
<v Speaker 3>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna ask if this is if y'all think

0:21:49.760 --> 0:21:50.359
<v Speaker 2>this is real?

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<v Speaker 1>I actually it's a good I don't know. I can't tell.

0:21:55.840 --> 0:21:57.880
<v Speaker 3>Oh, yeah that looks real, right, I can see.

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<v Speaker 1>After somebody going on a tour that long time.

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<v Speaker 2>Ruh, she got Yeah, she like she cut really hard,

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<v Speaker 2>like she like got built. It's actually, like honestly really

0:22:07.119 --> 0:22:09.240
<v Speaker 2>impressive that you can do that on tour while diving

0:22:09.240 --> 0:22:11.480
<v Speaker 2>into a pool like all that. That's all she's doing.

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<v Speaker 1>All she's doing is swimming.

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<v Speaker 2>H that's what I heard.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's crazy because I've been swimming in your mom.

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<v Speaker 1>You haven't koochy because she gets so wet and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not that buff.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, oh, I can I say it, but we might

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<v Speaker 2>have to bleep it. But it's like really horrifying. Yeah, said,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's about your mom.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, No, I don't even want to say.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so dark, it's really I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, your mom got so wet. I made your

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<v Speaker 2>mom so wet that she turned into mud.

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<v Speaker 1>Like No, that's good, that's good, that's good.

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<v Speaker 2>That's dark.

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<v Speaker 1>That's really funny. I thought you were gonna say you

0:22:55.560 --> 0:22:57.720
<v Speaker 1>got her so wet, you rehydrated her, and she's back to.

0:22:57.760 --> 0:23:03.040
<v Speaker 2>Life, reanimated. Your mother re animated her? Okay, well, should

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<v Speaker 2>we move on the tipping?

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<v Speaker 3>Tipping?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know we had a tipping. We know

0:23:07.760 --> 0:23:09.640
<v Speaker 2>we had a conversation cow tipping.

0:23:10.200 --> 0:23:12.800
<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, I mean he's from Texas.

0:23:12.920 --> 0:23:16.919
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. No. We had a conversation about tipping, and we

0:23:16.920 --> 0:23:18.560
<v Speaker 2>were like, let's write it down, And I just wrote

0:23:18.600 --> 0:23:23.080
<v Speaker 2>down that, like when we tip, we make sure like

0:23:23.119 --> 0:23:25.320
<v Speaker 2>if it's a jar in front, like I'll wait there

0:23:25.359 --> 0:23:30.560
<v Speaker 2>for five in there in front of y'all.

0:23:30.920 --> 0:23:31.679
<v Speaker 3>Where they miss it.

0:23:31.840 --> 0:23:35.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yes, and I'll like kind of like I'll like

0:23:36.320 --> 0:23:39.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm leaching back in there and pulling it out with

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<v Speaker 2>me and I'm just.

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<v Speaker 1>Look extremely generous.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

0:23:43.280 --> 0:23:45.680
<v Speaker 1>I literally had that the dispensary, even though the girl

0:23:45.680 --> 0:23:49.040
<v Speaker 1>who was checking me out was literally so mean to me, Like,

0:23:49.280 --> 0:23:52.000
<v Speaker 1>but I think I like to be clear, I tip

0:23:52.040 --> 0:23:53.760
<v Speaker 1>all the time. My mom is a waitress. I'm a

0:23:53.760 --> 0:23:57.240
<v Speaker 1>big tipper, and especially people who perform sexual acts on me.

0:23:57.320 --> 0:23:57.720
<v Speaker 1>I tip.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, why do women be mean to women? Like literally,

0:24:03.000 --> 0:24:04.760
<v Speaker 2>like y'all are fighting this same battle?

0:24:04.960 --> 0:24:05.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god?

0:24:05.680 --> 0:24:07.959
<v Speaker 2>Wow? Why revolution failed?

0:24:08.000 --> 0:24:10.320
<v Speaker 1>Why do women be mean to women?

0:24:10.720 --> 0:24:15.240
<v Speaker 2>Wow? It's like I was channeling. I was channeling nothing

0:24:15.320 --> 0:24:17.520
<v Speaker 2>came good from being gay or whatever? He said.

0:24:17.640 --> 0:24:21.720
<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, but nothing good? Oh wait he says it

0:24:21.760 --> 0:24:22.239
<v Speaker 1>fucked up.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, you know what we're talking about.

0:24:25.200 --> 0:24:26.880
<v Speaker 1>From being gay? Nothing came good?

0:24:27.000 --> 0:24:28.840
<v Speaker 2>Like, yeah, he says some ship like that, like he

0:24:28.880 --> 0:24:35.760
<v Speaker 2>thought he was fucking tearing, but he's just literally he says, hey, people.

0:24:35.480 --> 0:24:41.040
<v Speaker 1>Does not produce anything good, anything good like you thought

0:24:41.080 --> 0:24:44.200
<v Speaker 1>he Hey people does not produce anything good?

0:24:44.440 --> 0:24:46.600
<v Speaker 3>Hey people, gay people do produce.

0:24:46.600 --> 0:24:48.760
<v Speaker 1>Wait, we need to finish this. Oh wait, this is

0:24:48.800 --> 0:24:49.800
<v Speaker 1>a quote like I.

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<v Speaker 2>Need literally, I need the full thing literally.

0:24:53.240 --> 0:24:53.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh like you.

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<v Speaker 2>Agree, sure, no with Kay, but yeah, should me and Kai? Okay?

0:24:58.520 --> 0:25:01.159
<v Speaker 2>And you actually stay quiet real quick because me and

0:25:01.240 --> 0:25:04.240
<v Speaker 2>Ky need to have a conversation what the fuck? And

0:25:04.400 --> 0:25:06.320
<v Speaker 2>if you butt in, like I'm actually gonna get really

0:25:06.359 --> 0:25:09.320
<v Speaker 2>fucking pissed. But has this sexual revolution failed for women?

0:25:09.480 --> 0:25:12.240
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god?

0:25:12.359 --> 0:25:14.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and we're just we're trying to think I'm.

0:25:14.440 --> 0:25:15.200
<v Speaker 2>On the side of no.

0:25:17.080 --> 0:25:20.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean like but like.

0:25:20.080 --> 0:25:22.400
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm so sorry, but you've spent the whole

0:25:22.400 --> 0:25:25.560
<v Speaker 1>episode asking for more oiled up torking booties and then

0:25:25.760 --> 0:25:29.280
<v Speaker 1>exactly that's why it hasn't failed, because until you see that, yeah,

0:25:29.359 --> 0:25:32.080
<v Speaker 1>once once like my feet is all oiled up turking booties,

0:25:32.160 --> 0:25:32.920
<v Speaker 1>then it has failed.

0:25:35.119 --> 0:25:37.840
<v Speaker 2>But it's like one every three videos, it's like, hello, annoying.

0:25:38.960 --> 0:25:39.960
<v Speaker 1>You can't just scroll?

0:25:40.880 --> 0:25:43.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it hurts my fucking finger. I've always thought about

0:25:43.920 --> 0:25:46.520
<v Speaker 2>how much I scroll a day, Like I have to

0:25:46.640 --> 0:25:49.080
<v Speaker 2>like swipe up, like I'm not kidding a mile a day.

0:25:49.240 --> 0:25:50.639
<v Speaker 2>Like it's really horrifying.

0:25:50.920 --> 0:25:54.000
<v Speaker 1>You know what it was is the iPhones were made

0:25:54.040 --> 0:25:58.000
<v Speaker 1>for pro fingering girls because you get like such good

0:25:58.040 --> 0:26:00.960
<v Speaker 1>dexterity out of your fingers and then you become extremely

0:26:01.520 --> 0:26:03.320
<v Speaker 1>like well rounded in terms of fingering.

0:26:03.400 --> 0:26:07.520
<v Speaker 2>Actually a fascinating theory. Yeah, what the hell were we

0:26:07.560 --> 0:26:08.040
<v Speaker 2>talking about?

0:26:08.080 --> 0:26:11.160
<v Speaker 1>And we were talking about gay does not produce anything good?

0:26:11.600 --> 0:26:15.399
<v Speaker 1>I literally don't know tipping. Oh my god, Actually that

0:26:15.520 --> 0:26:18.200
<v Speaker 1>just running me In high school once, the first time

0:26:18.240 --> 0:26:20.760
<v Speaker 1>I ever went to a restaurant alone with my friends.

0:26:20.760 --> 0:26:22.879
<v Speaker 2>The waiter was water lying bro.

0:26:24.119 --> 0:26:26.240
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I was I'm gonna be I was making that

0:26:26.280 --> 0:26:28.359
<v Speaker 1>story up and I don't know where it was going.

0:26:29.920 --> 0:26:31.800
<v Speaker 1>But the first time I ever went to a restaurant

0:26:31.840 --> 0:26:33.919
<v Speaker 1>alone with my friends, it was TGI Fridays. It was

0:26:33.960 --> 0:26:36.400
<v Speaker 1>me and three of my friends. We walked in and

0:26:36.440 --> 0:26:39.919
<v Speaker 1>the waiter immediately was not fucking with us. We weren't

0:26:39.960 --> 0:26:43.040
<v Speaker 1>being rowdy, we were like practicing like being like little adults.

0:26:43.040 --> 0:26:45.399
<v Speaker 1>So we were like, can we get a table for four? Please?

0:26:45.440 --> 0:26:47.840
<v Speaker 1>Like we were just like being nice. But we sat

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<v Speaker 1>down and he literally immediately before we even started ordering, goes,

0:26:52.200 --> 0:26:53.720
<v Speaker 1>I don't even know why I'm serving you guys because

0:26:53.760 --> 0:26:55.280
<v Speaker 1>I know you're not gonna tip me, and starts like

0:26:55.320 --> 0:26:59.080
<v Speaker 1>cleaning in front of us. He easily we were like

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen sixteen. He probably was like twenty six.

0:27:02.000 --> 0:27:04.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, And I would say, if he's like eighteen,

0:27:04.480 --> 0:27:05.320
<v Speaker 2>that's understandable.

0:27:05.400 --> 0:27:07.639
<v Speaker 1>No, he was like a grown ass man, like he

0:27:07.800 --> 0:27:10.560
<v Speaker 1>like had like the facial hair of somebody who like

0:27:10.560 --> 0:27:12.679
<v Speaker 1>when he has when he's thirty, it's gonna fill in

0:27:12.720 --> 0:27:15.120
<v Speaker 1>all the way. But he was like twenty five twenty six,

0:27:15.240 --> 0:27:18.480
<v Speaker 1>like trying out facial hair for the first time, and

0:27:18.560 --> 0:27:21.480
<v Speaker 1>we were like what. And then he walks away and

0:27:21.520 --> 0:27:23.200
<v Speaker 1>comes back with the menu and we're going to order,

0:27:23.240 --> 0:27:25.280
<v Speaker 1>and he literally is like everything we're doing, he's like,

0:27:26.560 --> 0:27:28.119
<v Speaker 1>I just can't fucking believe I got left with this

0:27:28.200 --> 0:27:32.119
<v Speaker 1>table like to us, we literally but we didn't eat there.

0:27:32.119 --> 0:27:33.679
<v Speaker 1>We just got up and we were like, bitch, fuck you.

0:27:33.760 --> 0:27:35.720
<v Speaker 1>I hope you fucking die. And then we all just

0:27:35.720 --> 0:27:37.159
<v Speaker 1>like got up and walked out. But we were like

0:27:37.200 --> 0:27:41.800
<v Speaker 1>fifteen sixteen, So I can't be held accountable.

0:27:41.320 --> 0:27:42.080
<v Speaker 2>For that section.

0:27:42.560 --> 0:27:44.480
<v Speaker 1>That's now I would have been like, dude, I swear

0:27:44.520 --> 0:27:46.119
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tip you, just please serve me.

0:27:46.720 --> 0:27:51.679
<v Speaker 2>No, that's that's like when I was like thirteen, probably,

0:27:52.080 --> 0:27:54.320
<v Speaker 2>and it was like I was I was a pretty

0:27:54.320 --> 0:27:56.520
<v Speaker 2>big kid, and I was going trigger treating and we

0:27:56.560 --> 0:27:59.000
<v Speaker 2>got to this one house and I was so excited.

0:27:59.040 --> 0:28:00.840
<v Speaker 2>I was like, ooh, this is like one of my

0:28:00.840 --> 0:28:03.359
<v Speaker 2>final years of tricker cheating. Like I'm already like pushing

0:28:03.359 --> 0:28:05.480
<v Speaker 2>it like whatever. I got to this house and they

0:28:05.560 --> 0:28:08.720
<v Speaker 2>like looked me and my sister and our two friends

0:28:08.800 --> 0:28:11.280
<v Speaker 2>up and down and they were like, you're a little

0:28:11.320 --> 0:28:13.280
<v Speaker 2>too big to be doing this, aren't you, and literally

0:28:13.400 --> 0:28:16.520
<v Speaker 2>just didn't give us candy, and it scarred. I literally

0:28:17.000 --> 0:28:20.280
<v Speaker 2>did not fucking trick or treat ever again after that day.

0:28:20.359 --> 0:28:25.159
<v Speaker 2>It was so scarring. Am I this will have to believe.

0:28:25.800 --> 0:28:28.240
<v Speaker 2>I'll tell y'all later, But like there's more to this

0:28:28.320 --> 0:28:32.679
<v Speaker 2>story because like they knew my parents in some capacity,

0:28:33.160 --> 0:28:36.240
<v Speaker 2>and like my mom and dad went like fucking Mama

0:28:36.240 --> 0:28:39.440
<v Speaker 2>and Papa bear mode on them, but like literally so easy.

0:28:39.480 --> 0:28:42.720
<v Speaker 2>But they're both dead now, so oh one god, I did.

0:28:42.760 --> 0:28:44.960
<v Speaker 3>Hell did you kill them?

0:28:45.360 --> 0:28:47.720
<v Speaker 1>I do because that sounds like it was like a revenge.

0:28:47.880 --> 0:28:48.840
<v Speaker 2>Why would you ask me?

0:28:49.760 --> 0:28:51.480
<v Speaker 1>What's going to ruin our friendship is when I post

0:28:51.520 --> 0:28:53.240
<v Speaker 1>revenge pornt of you. I think that's gonna be the

0:28:53.240 --> 0:28:53.840
<v Speaker 1>final show.

0:28:54.840 --> 0:28:56.000
<v Speaker 2>How do you even have that?

0:28:58.480 --> 0:29:01.520
<v Speaker 1>You know how I have these? But then my other glasses, Yeah,

0:29:01.680 --> 0:29:05.360
<v Speaker 1>my other glasses are the ray band Snapchat story glasses,

0:29:05.400 --> 0:29:07.440
<v Speaker 1>and I've been recording when we have sex.

0:29:07.680 --> 0:29:09.320
<v Speaker 2>Don't fucking do that, bro.

0:29:10.920 --> 0:29:12.600
<v Speaker 3>I wondered why she had sunglasses on.

0:29:13.600 --> 0:29:16.280
<v Speaker 1>I think you thought I liked him and told him

0:29:16.280 --> 0:29:19.280
<v Speaker 1>that I had just gotten my retina's scanned and I'm

0:29:19.360 --> 0:29:20.120
<v Speaker 1>sensitive to light.

0:29:20.560 --> 0:29:21.960
<v Speaker 2>Your retina is scanned.

0:29:22.320 --> 0:29:23.920
<v Speaker 1>I can't say why.

0:29:23.680 --> 0:29:27.040
<v Speaker 2>But well, please don't post revenge point of me.

0:29:27.320 --> 0:29:29.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm not I'm not going to do it now. It's

0:29:29.120 --> 0:29:31.600
<v Speaker 1>just next time you pussed me off, think about it. Okay,

0:29:31.680 --> 0:29:33.640
<v Speaker 1>next time, next time I'm rude to you and you

0:29:33.680 --> 0:29:35.920
<v Speaker 1>want to confirm me about it, think about what I

0:29:35.920 --> 0:29:36.440
<v Speaker 1>have on you.

0:29:36.520 --> 0:29:40.000
<v Speaker 2>Well, let's think about what I have on you. Remember,

0:29:40.560 --> 0:29:43.680
<v Speaker 2>for the last thirty seven nights, I've been oiling up

0:29:43.720 --> 0:29:46.240
<v Speaker 2>your booty and making you twerk and taking videos of it.

0:29:46.640 --> 0:29:49.920
<v Speaker 1>I thought those were for you because you just instagram.

0:29:49.840 --> 0:29:52.240
<v Speaker 2>The private spank bank. Nope, I've started in only fans

0:29:52.280 --> 0:29:52.680
<v Speaker 2>for you.

0:29:53.160 --> 0:29:55.360
<v Speaker 1>If we live together for the next ten years, it's

0:29:55.400 --> 0:29:57.520
<v Speaker 1>literally going to get there, and not in a sexual way,

0:29:57.560 --> 0:29:59.560
<v Speaker 1>but we're going to be so goddamn.

0:29:59.200 --> 0:30:02.520
<v Speaker 2>Talking for I like someone asked last week, like what

0:30:02.680 --> 0:30:05.280
<v Speaker 2>in truce, what's like my most common intrusive thought? And

0:30:05.320 --> 0:30:08.440
<v Speaker 2>for the last week, this is crazy and it like

0:30:08.760 --> 0:30:11.400
<v Speaker 2>there is nothing behind this other than I think it

0:30:11.440 --> 0:30:14.360
<v Speaker 2>would be so fucking funny, and partially because like I

0:30:14.400 --> 0:30:18.680
<v Speaker 2>do forget sometimes but after I pee, like I'll just

0:30:18.720 --> 0:30:20.800
<v Speaker 2>like go wash my hands with my wiener like sticking

0:30:20.840 --> 0:30:22.720
<v Speaker 2>outside of my shorts. I can not pull up my

0:30:22.720 --> 0:30:25.160
<v Speaker 2>pants all the way. And I always have the thought

0:30:25.200 --> 0:30:28.600
<v Speaker 2>to walk out here and like just expose myself to

0:30:28.680 --> 0:30:31.239
<v Speaker 2>y'all and be like, oh, fucking like, say I forgot it,

0:30:31.280 --> 0:30:32.240
<v Speaker 2>Like we're almost there.

0:30:32.080 --> 0:30:34.680
<v Speaker 1>We're almost Yeah, we're almost there because I've literally done

0:30:34.720 --> 0:30:37.320
<v Speaker 1>it with my butt cracking like half my fucking bush. Yeah,

0:30:37.320 --> 0:30:39.320
<v Speaker 1>but you see me naked, and I'll but I'll do

0:30:39.360 --> 0:30:41.160
<v Speaker 1>it to O'Ryan and Drew, like I'll walk out with

0:30:41.200 --> 0:30:43.680
<v Speaker 1>my pants literally so low and my fucking KOUCHI is

0:30:43.680 --> 0:30:45.200
<v Speaker 1>half out and I'm like this is I think the

0:30:45.280 --> 0:30:48.200
<v Speaker 1>new swag for twenty twenty four, and it's like crazy dude,

0:30:48.440 --> 0:30:50.320
<v Speaker 1>like like that's not a swag and I'm like, oh,

0:30:50.400 --> 0:30:52.080
<v Speaker 1>but look at the back and like my whole ass

0:30:52.120 --> 0:30:52.720
<v Speaker 1>crack is out.

0:30:52.840 --> 0:30:54.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And what's fucked up is like when I start

0:30:54.920 --> 0:30:56.920
<v Speaker 2>jerking off, like when she's doing that, like I'm the

0:30:56.960 --> 0:30:59.360
<v Speaker 2>bad guy, Like you can't put feet in front of

0:30:59.400 --> 0:31:01.120
<v Speaker 2>a man and I expect them not to drink off.

0:31:01.240 --> 0:31:05.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh features listen to this.

0:31:05.840 --> 0:31:07.200
<v Speaker 2>I have one more thing to add on to the

0:31:07.240 --> 0:31:10.840
<v Speaker 2>Tipping conversation before we completely move on, but it's kind

0:31:10.840 --> 0:31:13.000
<v Speaker 2>of a little tangent and I just want to hear

0:31:13.040 --> 0:31:16.200
<v Speaker 2>your reaction to this. But this mom took like a

0:31:16.240 --> 0:31:18.719
<v Speaker 2>birthday party full of kids, like I think like it

0:31:18.760 --> 0:31:22.840
<v Speaker 2>was like seventeen kids or something like that to the

0:31:22.920 --> 0:31:27.040
<v Speaker 2>sugar factory And okay, so you already know, but basically

0:31:27.080 --> 0:31:31.240
<v Speaker 2>what happened was the sugar factory is notorious for like

0:31:31.280 --> 0:31:34.800
<v Speaker 2>their alcoholic drinks, and they were just serving alcoholic drinks

0:31:34.840 --> 0:31:38.440
<v Speaker 2>to these children and they all got drunk and they

0:31:38.440 --> 0:31:41.800
<v Speaker 2>were all like passed out, like Hella fucked up, and

0:31:41.840 --> 0:31:44.920
<v Speaker 2>I just like I'm sorry, Oh.

0:31:44.840 --> 0:31:47.960
<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's what you're asking. It's like, would I tip

0:31:48.160 --> 0:31:49.560
<v Speaker 1>or not? Yeah, I would tip because I'm like, cool,

0:31:49.560 --> 0:31:51.000
<v Speaker 1>the kids are asleep, I'm throw them in the van

0:31:51.040 --> 0:31:51.600
<v Speaker 1>and take them home.

0:31:52.400 --> 0:31:53.240
<v Speaker 2>Was pissed.

0:31:53.440 --> 0:31:55.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, imagine like taking your kids.

0:31:55.440 --> 0:31:57.560
<v Speaker 2>Also, you're supposed to protect them.

0:31:57.640 --> 0:32:01.520
<v Speaker 1>It's like embarrassing because she was the adult supervisor of

0:32:01.560 --> 0:32:03.680
<v Speaker 1>a bunch of other kids that weren't her kids. So

0:32:03.720 --> 0:32:07.160
<v Speaker 1>it's literally the worst thing ever. Like, imagine having to

0:32:07.200 --> 0:32:12.239
<v Speaker 1>call your homegirl and being like, hey, so Jesse's I'm

0:32:12.240 --> 0:32:15.280
<v Speaker 1>gonna drop Jesse off at home, but you're gonna notice

0:32:15.280 --> 0:32:17.760
<v Speaker 1>a difference in her attitude. She will be slurring and

0:32:17.800 --> 0:32:20.840
<v Speaker 1>falling over all over the place, and it is because

0:32:20.880 --> 0:32:23.640
<v Speaker 1>she got drunk at sugar factory. We got her fucked

0:32:23.720 --> 0:32:26.520
<v Speaker 1>up a sugar factory. Like, I would be so humiliated

0:32:26.520 --> 0:32:28.120
<v Speaker 1>to have to make that call. I would honestly just

0:32:28.160 --> 0:32:29.880
<v Speaker 1>lie and be like, dude, your daughter's fucking crazy. She

0:32:29.920 --> 0:32:31.959
<v Speaker 1>took a xanax, Like, you need to get that thing

0:32:32.040 --> 0:32:35.400
<v Speaker 1>under control. But I would also just sue the fuck

0:32:35.400 --> 0:32:36.400
<v Speaker 1>out of sugar factory.

0:32:36.440 --> 0:32:38.520
<v Speaker 2>I think they might have in the process.

0:32:38.560 --> 0:32:42.880
<v Speaker 1>That's about how was the waiter literally looking at that

0:32:42.880 --> 0:32:45.240
<v Speaker 1>tapele and be like, oh, yeah, they want alcoholic trips.

0:32:45.360 --> 0:32:48.040
<v Speaker 2>I think they like switched them out or something. There

0:32:48.120 --> 0:32:49.880
<v Speaker 2>was like more to the story, but like when the

0:32:49.920 --> 0:32:53.760
<v Speaker 2>waiter found out like they were getting served alcoholic beverages,

0:32:54.640 --> 0:32:57.400
<v Speaker 2>they like grabbed them all away from them immediately and

0:32:57.440 --> 0:32:59.360
<v Speaker 2>like ran to the back and like tried to correct

0:32:59.360 --> 0:33:01.120
<v Speaker 2>the situation. But I don't think it was fully the

0:33:01.120 --> 0:33:01.880
<v Speaker 2>waiter's fault.

0:33:02.080 --> 0:33:04.040
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that is so insane.

0:33:04.400 --> 0:33:06.200
<v Speaker 2>But that's what you get for going to sugar Factory.

0:33:06.440 --> 0:33:07.960
<v Speaker 1>I know, I can't believe people are still going to

0:33:08.000 --> 0:33:08.640
<v Speaker 1>sugar Factory.

0:33:08.640 --> 0:33:10.240
<v Speaker 2>I've never been, and I really want to go.

0:33:10.400 --> 0:33:12.800
<v Speaker 1>Should we go? But oh, we've actually thought about going,

0:33:12.800 --> 0:33:15.200
<v Speaker 1>but that we literally on the podcast actually have looked

0:33:15.240 --> 0:33:17.960
<v Speaker 1>up sugar factory, but all the ones in LA are closed.

0:33:18.000 --> 0:33:20.160
<v Speaker 1>You would have to go to Las Vegas. But Sugar

0:33:20.160 --> 0:33:22.960
<v Speaker 1>Factory is having a comeback because I keep seeing it

0:33:23.000 --> 0:33:25.520
<v Speaker 1>all over the place, So maybe they'll reopen the ones

0:33:25.560 --> 0:33:25.960
<v Speaker 1>in LA.

0:33:26.480 --> 0:33:29.600
<v Speaker 2>I have a note in my podcast notes that I

0:33:29.640 --> 0:33:31.480
<v Speaker 2>just looked at and I was like trying so hard

0:33:31.520 --> 0:33:33.680
<v Speaker 2>to figure out what I meant by this. I just

0:33:33.800 --> 0:33:37.480
<v Speaker 2>oat milk cortado, simple syrup, Asian chicken salad but when

0:33:37.520 --> 0:33:39.640
<v Speaker 2>we went to Jones, I wrote it down in the

0:33:39.760 --> 0:33:42.720
<v Speaker 2>podcast notes and I was like, fuck, dude, Like what

0:33:42.840 --> 0:33:43.960
<v Speaker 2>am I trying to say here?

0:33:44.040 --> 0:33:49.760
<v Speaker 1>But it's just my order order. Well, this is a

0:33:49.760 --> 0:33:53.880
<v Speaker 1>conversation me and Drew started off camera. I was saying

0:33:54.080 --> 0:33:56.960
<v Speaker 1>that foot fetishes need to be normalized because it's not

0:33:57.120 --> 0:33:58.400
<v Speaker 1>that crazy, like.

0:33:58.240 --> 0:33:59.600
<v Speaker 2>They're fairly normalized.

0:34:00.240 --> 0:34:03.400
<v Speaker 1>I think the mass majority still like ale feet, like

0:34:03.520 --> 0:34:06.160
<v Speaker 1>you got your dogs out, Like. I think it's normalized

0:34:06.160 --> 0:34:08.799
<v Speaker 1>in a way of like for free, like that's like

0:34:08.840 --> 0:34:11.640
<v Speaker 1>a thing, But it's not because it's not because people

0:34:11.680 --> 0:34:13.120
<v Speaker 1>are like, oh, it's like normal to.

0:34:13.120 --> 0:34:15.439
<v Speaker 2>Like NYA has a foot fetishes? What I do?

0:34:15.600 --> 0:34:18.240
<v Speaker 1>I would suck on the toes of the right person.

0:34:19.280 --> 0:34:21.279
<v Speaker 2>No, I don't think we need to normalize that.

0:34:22.040 --> 0:34:24.840
<v Speaker 1>But then you said we need to normalize furries first,

0:34:24.960 --> 0:34:27.279
<v Speaker 1>and that makes no fucking sense because we're talking about

0:34:27.280 --> 0:34:30.440
<v Speaker 1>normalizing a human body part versus people who get in

0:34:30.560 --> 0:34:32.120
<v Speaker 1>fucking animal costumes and fun.

0:34:32.440 --> 0:34:37.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. No, I think furries are demonized. Obviously there's bad,

0:34:37.880 --> 0:34:39.960
<v Speaker 2>but there's bad and a lot of good and everywhere.

0:34:40.320 --> 0:34:45.279
<v Speaker 2>But I think like furries are like they're they're braver

0:34:45.440 --> 0:34:48.319
<v Speaker 2>than the fucking marines. Like I really do come in them.

0:34:48.360 --> 0:34:50.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm not a furry, could never be a furry. I

0:34:50.719 --> 0:34:52.160
<v Speaker 2>do want a first.

0:34:51.840 --> 0:34:53.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm not a furry. I fucking hate them. They're disgusting.

0:34:54.040 --> 0:34:58.200
<v Speaker 2>But but the like conventions like the bug furries, those

0:34:58.200 --> 0:34:59.759
<v Speaker 2>are sick, like the moth ones and.

0:34:59.760 --> 0:35:03.640
<v Speaker 1>The say the cosmic are fire, like the commitment to

0:35:03.719 --> 0:35:07.280
<v Speaker 1>it is fire. But then I think about, like, actually,

0:35:07.320 --> 0:35:10.160
<v Speaker 1>you know what, No, maybe in this one conversation you're

0:35:10.200 --> 0:35:12.359
<v Speaker 1>changing my mind. What I will say is like if

0:35:12.400 --> 0:35:15.040
<v Speaker 1>I had to choose between having sex with like a

0:35:15.120 --> 0:35:18.680
<v Speaker 1>random person who has like no interest and no passions

0:35:19.000 --> 0:35:22.200
<v Speaker 1>versus having sex with a furry that furry is about

0:35:22.239 --> 0:35:25.759
<v Speaker 1>to fuck me crazy, like that is gonna be some

0:35:26.000 --> 0:35:30.480
<v Speaker 1>crazy as like, you know, furries are fucking like anybody

0:35:30.520 --> 0:35:34.880
<v Speaker 1>with the passion that fucking like intense is fucking.

0:35:35.160 --> 0:35:39.920
<v Speaker 2>I have so many passions, like so many passions that

0:35:39.960 --> 0:35:40.359
<v Speaker 2>I love.

0:35:42.200 --> 0:35:44.280
<v Speaker 1>You want to prove it in the bedroom. I love.

0:35:45.719 --> 0:35:50.400
<v Speaker 2>No. But yeah, I think foot fetishes are normalized. I

0:35:50.400 --> 0:35:53.680
<v Speaker 2>think they are a thing, and I think it's just

0:35:53.800 --> 0:35:56.359
<v Speaker 2>like I think true equality is when you can make

0:35:56.400 --> 0:35:59.759
<v Speaker 2>fun of something, And being able to make fun of

0:36:00.040 --> 0:36:02.440
<v Speaker 2>foot fetishes, I think just makes it so like it's

0:36:02.440 --> 0:36:07.000
<v Speaker 2>hello normalized. Also, like there's like some like like connection

0:36:07.120 --> 0:36:09.520
<v Speaker 2>in the brain where like the sex center of your

0:36:09.560 --> 0:36:13.200
<v Speaker 2>brain is right next to like the foot center or something.

0:36:13.280 --> 0:36:16.600
<v Speaker 2>So like sometimes those like neurons like crossfire, and that's

0:36:16.600 --> 0:36:20.440
<v Speaker 2>why some people develop fetish. I think so like obviously,

0:36:20.520 --> 0:36:24.600
<v Speaker 2>like I saw one fucking I actually did see an

0:36:24.640 --> 0:36:27.800
<v Speaker 2>article on it. This wasn't me watching a fucking TikTok.

0:36:27.880 --> 0:36:30.360
<v Speaker 1>Watching a TikTok and saying you read an article literally

0:36:30.440 --> 0:36:34.520
<v Speaker 1>classic classic, twenty something year old vibes.

0:36:35.960 --> 0:36:37.160
<v Speaker 2>Foot fetish.

0:36:37.680 --> 0:36:39.719
<v Speaker 1>Did you just have to spell foot out loud to

0:36:39.800 --> 0:36:41.200
<v Speaker 1>type it right?

0:36:41.960 --> 0:36:42.080
<v Speaker 3>Uh?

0:36:42.560 --> 0:36:45.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. It occurs in the part of the brain called

0:36:45.520 --> 0:36:48.799
<v Speaker 2>the samatosensory cortex, which is the area that makes you

0:36:48.880 --> 0:36:50.960
<v Speaker 2>feel things. Apparently this part of the brain is right

0:36:51.000 --> 0:36:52.520
<v Speaker 2>next to the part of the brain that controls your

0:36:52.520 --> 0:36:58.040
<v Speaker 2>feet and toes. So like crossfires the neurons, blah blah,

0:36:58.200 --> 0:37:00.440
<v Speaker 2>and that's why some people develop did that why I.

0:37:00.360 --> 0:37:04.239
<v Speaker 1>Can't stop looking at your feet? Can you take your

0:37:04.239 --> 0:37:08.000
<v Speaker 1>shoes off? We're no shoe household and no socks. We've

0:37:08.000 --> 0:37:11.000
<v Speaker 1>become a no shoe and no sock household because your

0:37:11.040 --> 0:37:13.080
<v Speaker 1>socks can pick up dirt. From your house and bring

0:37:13.120 --> 0:37:13.880
<v Speaker 1>them into my house.

0:37:14.239 --> 0:37:17.640
<v Speaker 2>So no sock household would be so nasty on like

0:37:17.719 --> 0:37:19.000
<v Speaker 2>hard floor, you need to.

0:37:18.960 --> 0:37:22.120
<v Speaker 1>Take your bare feet out immediately. I actually love that.

0:37:23.160 --> 0:37:25.960
<v Speaker 1>I love the sound of feet hitting a floor, like

0:37:26.000 --> 0:37:29.960
<v Speaker 1>walking around. It's literally so funny. No, no, because it's funny.

0:37:30.000 --> 0:37:33.760
<v Speaker 1>It's like duck feet, like our feet literally are like yeah,

0:37:33.800 --> 0:37:35.560
<v Speaker 1>like it's so funny that like our feet just like

0:37:35.640 --> 0:37:38.480
<v Speaker 1>makes sounds like we literally as humans, like nobody can

0:37:38.520 --> 0:37:41.000
<v Speaker 1>be silent, like everything you do like there is a

0:37:41.040 --> 0:37:41.640
<v Speaker 1>sound to it.

0:37:41.880 --> 0:37:43.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Well, I mean you never hear me when I

0:37:43.840 --> 0:37:47.000
<v Speaker 2>sneak into your bedroom at night and won't you sleep, Well.

0:37:46.920 --> 0:37:48.960
<v Speaker 1>That's because I'm a heavy sleeper. But sometimes I do

0:37:49.200 --> 0:37:50.919
<v Speaker 1>peek my eye open a little bit and I see

0:37:50.920 --> 0:37:52.080
<v Speaker 1>you and then I'm like.

0:37:51.920 --> 0:37:56.040
<v Speaker 2>Away, Like I've said this one hundred million times. But

0:37:57.040 --> 0:37:59.600
<v Speaker 2>Enya in the morning when she wakes up, she has

0:37:59.680 --> 0:38:04.520
<v Speaker 2>like zero control over her body and like she stomps

0:38:04.600 --> 0:38:07.360
<v Speaker 2>through the fucking house like she like, I'm.

0:38:07.200 --> 0:38:11.920
<v Speaker 1>Just heavy footed. As far if I was in Texas

0:38:12.000 --> 0:38:17.080
<v Speaker 1>Chainsaw and ask her, I'd be like if I was

0:38:17.080 --> 0:38:19.920
<v Speaker 1>in Fortnite and somebody had their like visual audio thing on,

0:38:20.040 --> 0:38:21.680
<v Speaker 1>you know, how it's like the little feet when they're

0:38:21.680 --> 0:38:24.600
<v Speaker 1>walking around. You my sounds would be like humongous feet

0:38:24.640 --> 0:38:30.879
<v Speaker 1>walking around. If you had to if you ever had

0:38:30.880 --> 0:38:33.120
<v Speaker 1>to walk into a room full of everyone you've ever met,

0:38:33.160 --> 0:38:35.520
<v Speaker 1>who would you look for first?

0:38:36.080 --> 0:38:36.960
<v Speaker 2>You?

0:38:37.040 --> 0:38:41.239
<v Speaker 1>Me, I think it would be you. Two When I

0:38:41.280 --> 0:38:43.480
<v Speaker 1>thought of it, it was you first, and then I

0:38:43.520 --> 0:38:45.279
<v Speaker 1>was like, Fuck, that's a hard question though, because like

0:38:45.560 --> 0:38:50.600
<v Speaker 1>it would depend on how I'm feeling, like not how

0:38:51.120 --> 0:38:54.439
<v Speaker 1>because like I would be like really stuck between looking

0:38:54.440 --> 0:38:56.319
<v Speaker 1>for you or Ryan. But I think that includes your

0:38:56.360 --> 0:38:59.680
<v Speaker 1>family too, Like it's literally like everybody you know. If

0:38:59.719 --> 0:39:02.759
<v Speaker 1>it was everybody you've ever met, who would you go

0:39:02.840 --> 0:39:03.400
<v Speaker 1>in looking for?

0:39:03.520 --> 0:39:05.960
<v Speaker 2>I Like, I think without second thought, it would be

0:39:06.040 --> 0:39:09.120
<v Speaker 2>you because I'm just literally so like used to you,

0:39:09.239 --> 0:39:11.000
<v Speaker 2>Like I've been away from my family for like a

0:39:12.520 --> 0:39:14.719
<v Speaker 2>like it's literally just like oh, where's like Inn, You're

0:39:14.840 --> 0:39:17.960
<v Speaker 2>like where's Josh? Like where where are my people? I

0:39:18.000 --> 0:39:20.719
<v Speaker 2>always think about that like into the world situation, like

0:39:21.440 --> 0:39:23.400
<v Speaker 2>I would collect you, I would collect Josh and I

0:39:23.440 --> 0:39:25.880
<v Speaker 2>would collect a zool and we'd get in one of

0:39:25.920 --> 0:39:30.000
<v Speaker 2>y'all's car and like drive across the country and like

0:39:30.120 --> 0:39:32.240
<v Speaker 2>drop off v everywhere.

0:39:32.320 --> 0:39:34.000
<v Speaker 1>I know, that's like my biggest thing. When I think

0:39:34.040 --> 0:39:36.719
<v Speaker 1>of like the apocalypse and the world ending, I'm like, fuck, dude,

0:39:36.760 --> 0:39:40.520
<v Speaker 1>Like I hate that I wouldn't be with y'all too,

0:39:40.600 --> 0:39:42.760
<v Speaker 1>but I need to be with my family, like because

0:39:42.800 --> 0:39:44.640
<v Speaker 1>of just like I want, I love my family. But

0:39:44.680 --> 0:39:46.239
<v Speaker 1>when I read that, I was like, damn. I was

0:39:46.320 --> 0:39:48.040
<v Speaker 1>like trying. I thought of you, and then I was like, no,

0:39:48.080 --> 0:39:49.920
<v Speaker 1>it should be like my fucking dad, Like that's why

0:39:49.960 --> 0:39:52.040
<v Speaker 1>I should look at four first. But just the reality

0:39:52.160 --> 0:39:53.600
<v Speaker 1>is like I don't think I would like look for

0:39:53.680 --> 0:39:55.840
<v Speaker 1>my dad first. I would look for you, which is

0:39:55.960 --> 0:39:57.439
<v Speaker 1>would you look for Oh?

0:39:58.040 --> 0:40:00.080
<v Speaker 3>I would look for your mom so that I can.

0:40:00.480 --> 0:40:01.640
<v Speaker 1>Bang one last time.

0:40:01.800 --> 0:40:03.439
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well, that's funny when.

0:40:03.360 --> 0:40:05.279
<v Speaker 1>You say that, because in the room of everybody met,

0:40:05.320 --> 0:40:07.120
<v Speaker 1>if I was with Drew's mom in the room, we'd

0:40:07.160 --> 0:40:07.880
<v Speaker 1>already be banging.

0:40:08.280 --> 0:40:08.920
<v Speaker 2>What's funny?

0:40:08.960 --> 0:40:11.279
<v Speaker 1>So you get your heart broken for no reason?

0:40:11.440 --> 0:40:13.839
<v Speaker 2>And also it's funny in her room with all the

0:40:14.000 --> 0:40:16.360
<v Speaker 2>women that I've had sex with, your mom would be

0:40:16.440 --> 0:40:19.800
<v Speaker 2>the only one in there. It's like a thousand times.

0:40:20.960 --> 0:40:24.680
<v Speaker 2>What it's like, we've had sex a thousand times.

0:40:24.880 --> 0:40:27.360
<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, yeah.

0:40:26.840 --> 0:40:34.200
<v Speaker 1>You've only had sex with his mom, no, no, what.

0:40:35.640 --> 0:40:38.480
<v Speaker 1>Also me and Drew have realized, or I realized the

0:40:38.480 --> 0:40:40.360
<v Speaker 1>other day when I was going to get in my car,

0:40:40.640 --> 0:40:43.200
<v Speaker 1>I looked at my car and I immediately got so

0:40:43.320 --> 0:40:48.200
<v Speaker 1>humiliated because my car has a fucking nasty little antenna.

0:40:49.120 --> 0:40:49.640
<v Speaker 2>I forgot.

0:40:51.200 --> 0:40:54.480
<v Speaker 1>It was freaking me the fuck out right, And I

0:40:54.520 --> 0:40:56.640
<v Speaker 1>was like, has that always been on there? And she

0:40:56.800 --> 0:40:59.000
<v Speaker 1>was like, yeah, that's always been there, and I was like,

0:40:59.280 --> 0:41:02.320
<v Speaker 1>there's no way my car has always had that goddamn

0:41:02.360 --> 0:41:06.759
<v Speaker 1>fucking intent on, so stupid got so I got so embarrassed.

0:41:06.760 --> 0:41:09.080
<v Speaker 1>I contemplating going and ripping it off the top of

0:41:09.120 --> 0:41:11.600
<v Speaker 1>my car because it was so humiliating. And then when

0:41:11.640 --> 0:41:13.920
<v Speaker 1>we were driving, we kept looking at every car has

0:41:13.960 --> 0:41:15.239
<v Speaker 1>like a little nub or intent.

0:41:15.480 --> 0:41:17.400
<v Speaker 2>I was like eye blind to it, like I like

0:41:17.560 --> 0:41:20.680
<v Speaker 2>nose blind to fucking seeing intennas, Like I literally like,

0:41:21.160 --> 0:41:22.920
<v Speaker 2>it was freaking me the fuck out. And there's so

0:41:22.920 --> 0:41:26.239
<v Speaker 2>many different like variations and shapes. There's like nubs and

0:41:26.280 --> 0:41:28.880
<v Speaker 2>then there's nubs with the stick, which those are horrifying,

0:41:28.880 --> 0:41:30.880
<v Speaker 2>the nubs with the mine has a nub with the

0:41:30.960 --> 0:41:34.200
<v Speaker 2>stick those I hate those, and then the tall ones

0:41:34.239 --> 0:41:37.000
<v Speaker 2>that are like on these to.

0:41:37.000 --> 0:41:39.200
<v Speaker 1>Have that because like that, like I need to get

0:41:39.239 --> 0:41:41.160
<v Speaker 1>my truck so I can have that tall antenna and

0:41:41.200 --> 0:41:44.080
<v Speaker 1>put a little thingy like I'll put an LGBT flag

0:41:44.120 --> 0:41:46.280
<v Speaker 1>on it for Drew because I'm usually gonna be driving

0:41:46.280 --> 0:41:47.279
<v Speaker 1>around with Drew. Yeah.

0:41:48.400 --> 0:41:51.279
<v Speaker 2>No. When we were talking about it, like my fucking capitalistic,

0:41:51.440 --> 0:41:53.960
<v Speaker 2>rotten brain like was like, oh my god, like we

0:41:54.000 --> 0:41:57.000
<v Speaker 2>need to start like a new like intenda like head

0:41:57.000 --> 0:41:58.880
<v Speaker 2>bob business, like you know how people would put like

0:41:58.920 --> 0:41:59.960
<v Speaker 2>the jack in the bottom.

0:42:00.080 --> 0:42:01.000
<v Speaker 1>That's not a thing anymore.

0:42:01.120 --> 0:42:02.879
<v Speaker 2>I was like, we need to restart that, like we.

0:42:02.840 --> 0:42:05.560
<v Speaker 1>Should make emergency in orcom little nubs that would.

0:42:05.320 --> 0:42:06.880
<v Speaker 2>Be fire, that would be really fire.

0:42:07.360 --> 0:42:10.040
<v Speaker 1>But it's fucking disgusting. And but then I had me thinking.

0:42:10.040 --> 0:42:13.120
<v Speaker 1>I was like, damn people who design cars, and just

0:42:13.160 --> 0:42:16.799
<v Speaker 1>like design objects for everyday use in general, you have

0:42:16.880 --> 0:42:18.279
<v Speaker 1>to be really good at it for it to be

0:42:18.800 --> 0:42:23.520
<v Speaker 1>a widely adopted design. And those are such good designs

0:42:23.560 --> 0:42:26.040
<v Speaker 1>because I've had that car for five years and not

0:42:26.520 --> 0:42:28.840
<v Speaker 1>once have I ever looked at it and seen that

0:42:29.040 --> 0:42:33.240
<v Speaker 1>stupid fucking nasty tail nub ass.

0:42:33.120 --> 0:42:35.440
<v Speaker 2>Intellna, why don't they put it in like the fucking

0:42:35.440 --> 0:42:36.000
<v Speaker 2>tail light or.

0:42:36.000 --> 0:42:38.080
<v Speaker 1>Something like why don't even need that this, this can

0:42:38.160 --> 0:42:40.799
<v Speaker 1>do more than what my car can do with that

0:42:40.840 --> 0:42:43.680
<v Speaker 1>fucking intenna. And this doesn't happen in antenna, Like why

0:42:43.680 --> 0:42:44.879
<v Speaker 1>do we have an antenna?

0:42:45.000 --> 0:42:46.920
<v Speaker 2>The phone talking to the antenna? Be like I can

0:42:46.960 --> 0:42:50.320
<v Speaker 2>do anything, you can do better actually does.

0:42:51.120 --> 0:42:53.360
<v Speaker 1>But it's not sticking out of it like a fucking

0:42:53.440 --> 0:42:57.360
<v Speaker 1>nasty wiener. Cai, That's what I meant, cau. Oh, I

0:42:57.400 --> 0:42:59.000
<v Speaker 1>gotta go into detail for God.

0:42:59.520 --> 0:43:01.480
<v Speaker 2>And they got bodied and you got bodied.

0:43:01.680 --> 0:43:03.920
<v Speaker 1>But you know what I mean, like that shit is internal.

0:43:03.960 --> 0:43:06.160
<v Speaker 1>Why the fuck does mine have like a little chub,

0:43:06.239 --> 0:43:09.560
<v Speaker 1>but like my car has a chub, Like it's so nasty,

0:43:09.800 --> 0:43:10.320
<v Speaker 1>it's got.

0:43:10.160 --> 0:43:13.480
<v Speaker 2>A little boner. Okay, well I got a couple of more.

0:43:13.680 --> 0:43:15.640
<v Speaker 1>Who uses the radio? Why does it? Why does it

0:43:15.680 --> 0:43:16.840
<v Speaker 1>need that for the fucking radio?

0:43:17.400 --> 0:43:20.319
<v Speaker 2>You're being class being needs it.

0:43:20.320 --> 0:43:22.080
<v Speaker 1>For the radio. But every time I listen to the

0:43:22.120 --> 0:43:24.920
<v Speaker 1>radio in my car, it is always stacky. It has

0:43:24.960 --> 0:43:29.120
<v Speaker 1>never been a clear signal pisses me off.

0:43:30.000 --> 0:43:33.160
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, you're beautiful when you're angry.

0:43:32.600 --> 0:43:33.600
<v Speaker 1>Because I'm passionate.

0:43:35.520 --> 0:43:38.920
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I wrote down I got so lucky to experience.

0:43:40.719 --> 0:43:42.239
<v Speaker 2>Never mind that one's gay. I'll just tell you that

0:43:42.239 --> 0:43:47.960
<v Speaker 2>one in private this one.

0:43:51.560 --> 0:43:54.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, that's sweet. Why did you write that?

0:43:54.640 --> 0:43:56.960
<v Speaker 2>Just because I thought about it and I like was like, literally,

0:43:57.000 --> 0:44:00.000
<v Speaker 2>like that's so real, Like I literally do, I literally

0:44:00.080 --> 0:44:02.560
<v Speaker 2>you do. I'm saving that one for me and Indya.

0:44:03.320 --> 0:44:07.359
<v Speaker 1>Oh it was really sweet, guys. But I know he did.

0:44:07.480 --> 0:44:09.520
<v Speaker 1>He showed me that because he wants to hit later.

0:44:09.800 --> 0:44:11.799
<v Speaker 1>I know it. I just know. That's why I'll let.

0:44:14.040 --> 0:44:17.719
<v Speaker 2>Jeffrey Star goes. I farted, it's her wing.

0:44:17.520 --> 0:44:19.239
<v Speaker 3>But it sounded exactly like fart.

0:44:19.360 --> 0:44:19.960
<v Speaker 2>Was that her phone?

0:44:20.080 --> 0:44:22.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? It was my phone. I don't know why it's

0:44:22.040 --> 0:44:23.360
<v Speaker 1>such a strange sound.

0:44:24.560 --> 0:44:26.839
<v Speaker 2>Y'all. Ever get the PS five control and I'll put

0:44:26.840 --> 0:44:27.840
<v Speaker 2>it on your fucking clitteries.

0:44:28.080 --> 0:44:30.920
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Actually I was saying the other day. I said

0:44:30.960 --> 0:44:33.520
<v Speaker 1>the other day. I literally was like, I'm gonna make

0:44:33.520 --> 0:44:36.000
<v Speaker 1>an attachment to wait, I think I said it on

0:44:36.040 --> 0:44:38.279
<v Speaker 1>the podcast. I'm gonna make an attachment to the PS

0:44:38.400 --> 0:44:40.960
<v Speaker 1>five controller that has like a little stick that goes

0:44:40.960 --> 0:44:42.400
<v Speaker 1>down there. But then it would be really bad for

0:44:42.440 --> 0:44:44.439
<v Speaker 1>your brain. Yeah, it would be bad for your brain

0:44:44.480 --> 0:44:46.239
<v Speaker 1>because then, like what, you're running away from someone in

0:44:46.520 --> 0:44:49.239
<v Speaker 1>Texas changeaw Mascar and they're literally killing you, and then

0:44:49.280 --> 0:44:51.279
<v Speaker 1>like your brain would be getting stimulated in that way,

0:44:51.280 --> 0:44:52.960
<v Speaker 1>and you're seeing that. And that's how we have so

0:44:53.000 --> 0:44:55.160
<v Speaker 1>many fucking killers is because the porn industry is so

0:44:55.239 --> 0:44:58.160
<v Speaker 1>fucking gnarly and disgusting and teaches you to have signaling

0:44:58.320 --> 0:45:02.760
<v Speaker 1>for abuse to sexual events and it's really nat and excustic.

0:45:03.000 --> 0:45:07.720
<v Speaker 2>Ellen degenerous saves money on makes and it's.

0:45:07.600 --> 0:45:09.480
<v Speaker 1>Really good that they did that idea. That's really good

0:45:09.480 --> 0:45:10.000
<v Speaker 1>that they did that.

0:45:13.239 --> 0:45:17.640
<v Speaker 2>But I was gonna say, Jeffrey Starg's live every day, Okay,

0:45:18.440 --> 0:45:20.440
<v Speaker 2>so I know all of y'all probably know.

0:45:20.640 --> 0:45:22.880
<v Speaker 1>Wait, I'm sorry, but I do need to clarify that,

0:45:23.320 --> 0:45:25.520
<v Speaker 1>Like it's I saw people the other day being like,

0:45:25.520 --> 0:45:28.640
<v Speaker 1>why do they keep saying Disneyland and Marty Gras And

0:45:28.680 --> 0:45:32.600
<v Speaker 1>it's gone to rah, it's gone too far where we're

0:45:32.680 --> 0:45:35.760
<v Speaker 1>taking like our jokes that we have as friends behind

0:45:35.800 --> 0:45:39.440
<v Speaker 1>closed doors to the public and we are not explaining it.

0:45:40.040 --> 0:45:44.080
<v Speaker 1>And there's no explanation. The Marty Gras thing is just

0:45:44.080 --> 0:45:46.160
<v Speaker 1>because I said it in Josiah and like one of

0:45:46.160 --> 0:45:48.959
<v Speaker 1>the midnight McDonald's, and Josiah thought that it was really

0:45:49.000 --> 0:45:51.399
<v Speaker 1>funny for some reason. So he's been like every time

0:45:51.400 --> 0:45:53.239
<v Speaker 1>he sees me He's like, say, Marty Gras and I'm

0:45:53.280 --> 0:45:55.520
<v Speaker 1>like Marty rat and like we keep doing it. That's

0:45:55.560 --> 0:46:02.080
<v Speaker 1>become like a joke, and the joke he was, so

0:46:02.239 --> 0:46:05.399
<v Speaker 1>now we just keep screaming at Also the Ellen Degener's joke.

0:46:05.480 --> 0:46:08.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm keeping that from Yeah, that's for us, but that's

0:46:08.600 --> 0:46:10.480
<v Speaker 1>like an inside joke that you're just never going to understand.

0:46:10.480 --> 0:46:12.000
<v Speaker 1>And you should have connections with your own friends, so

0:46:12.040 --> 0:46:13.160
<v Speaker 1>you could have those kind of things that you could

0:46:13.160 --> 0:46:15.200
<v Speaker 1>throw up people and like use it as a device

0:46:15.239 --> 0:46:18.640
<v Speaker 1>to make them so jealous and incentivize their own emotional

0:46:18.640 --> 0:46:19.760
<v Speaker 1>connection to other people.

0:46:21.280 --> 0:46:28.000
<v Speaker 2>Huh. Jeffree Star Okay, yeah, yeah, Jeffreys.

0:46:31.280 --> 0:46:39.160
<v Speaker 1>Hello, hey hey, just okay, where you go?

0:46:39.480 --> 0:46:42.080
<v Speaker 2>Where'd you go? Where'd you go? Look at me? Look

0:46:42.080 --> 0:46:47.080
<v Speaker 2>at me? You seem lost? You're looking well, all right.

0:46:49.800 --> 0:46:52.560
<v Speaker 2>I was asleep last night and I woke up this

0:46:52.840 --> 0:46:55.640
<v Speaker 2>like at like three am to go pee. Fell asleep

0:46:55.680 --> 0:46:57.200
<v Speaker 2>with my lights on on top of my covers, by

0:46:57.200 --> 0:46:59.640
<v Speaker 2>the way, But I did remember to shut my computer

0:46:59.719 --> 0:47:02.960
<v Speaker 2>this time. I never forget that or always. I don't

0:47:02.960 --> 0:47:07.040
<v Speaker 2>know a betther shot, but I like woke up and

0:47:07.280 --> 0:47:09.279
<v Speaker 2>like my tongue hurt, like the tip of my tongue

0:47:09.360 --> 0:47:11.879
<v Speaker 2>hurt really bad in my dream, and I woke up

0:47:11.920 --> 0:47:14.880
<v Speaker 2>and like I was chomping down on the tip of

0:47:14.920 --> 0:47:18.760
<v Speaker 2>my tongue, like like biting on it almost the entire

0:47:18.920 --> 0:47:20.759
<v Speaker 2>night that I was asleep. And I woke up and

0:47:20.760 --> 0:47:22.680
<v Speaker 2>I was like, damn, my tongue hurts, and I went

0:47:22.760 --> 0:47:26.040
<v Speaker 2>back to sleep. I know my tongue was hurting again

0:47:26.120 --> 0:47:29.040
<v Speaker 2>in my fucking dream, And I woke up this morning

0:47:29.120 --> 0:47:31.080
<v Speaker 2>biting on my tongue again. And if that becomes a

0:47:31.080 --> 0:47:33.759
<v Speaker 2>fucking habit, it hurts so bad. It literally feels like

0:47:33.760 --> 0:47:35.440
<v Speaker 2>I just like bit all like like you know when

0:47:35.440 --> 0:47:38.840
<v Speaker 2>you burn your tongue on, like like a coffee or

0:47:38.840 --> 0:47:41.080
<v Speaker 2>hot chocolate. That's what it feels like on the tip

0:47:41.080 --> 0:47:43.400
<v Speaker 2>of my tongue. Like I scraped all of the fucking

0:47:44.719 --> 0:47:47.120
<v Speaker 2>taste buds off and it hurts so bad.

0:47:47.239 --> 0:47:49.239
<v Speaker 1>Good now you can give yourself vegetables or something and

0:47:49.239 --> 0:47:50.480
<v Speaker 1>you don't have to think about the taste.

0:47:51.480 --> 0:47:59.359
<v Speaker 2>Okay, you're like you.

0:47:59.360 --> 0:48:00.920
<v Speaker 1>Almost made me raise my voice.

0:48:01.000 --> 0:48:03.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you almost made me Wait where we were jeffree

0:48:03.680 --> 0:48:05.400
<v Speaker 2>stars seconds?

0:48:05.400 --> 0:48:06.360
<v Speaker 1>Four seconds?

0:48:07.560 --> 0:48:10.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh freaking seconds. Oh. What I said though, is it's

0:48:10.760 --> 0:48:13.160
<v Speaker 2>literally like you know what I'm gonna tell you something

0:48:13.440 --> 0:48:16.319
<v Speaker 2>I wasn't blah blah blah. I'm not even sad that

0:48:16.360 --> 0:48:18.799
<v Speaker 2>you broke your elbow. Yeah, it's like the same the

0:48:18.840 --> 0:48:22.960
<v Speaker 2>same female type of person is not the same person.

0:48:23.239 --> 0:48:25.960
<v Speaker 3>No, no, whoa, my brain just fused those together.

0:48:26.120 --> 0:48:31.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah exactly, But what the fuck? Oh, Jeffrey Star goes

0:48:31.320 --> 0:48:34.359
<v Speaker 2>live every day. I'm sure everyone has noticed, Like why

0:48:34.400 --> 0:48:36.480
<v Speaker 2>is Jeffrey going live every day? It probably started out

0:48:36.480 --> 0:48:40.000
<v Speaker 2>as like boredom, like in fucking Wyoming wherever he is,

0:48:40.080 --> 0:48:44.919
<v Speaker 2>like being bored as fuck. Well, it's evolved into him

0:48:45.200 --> 0:48:48.720
<v Speaker 2>doing those TikTok battles, right. Well, I ran the numbers.

0:48:48.719 --> 0:48:52.359
<v Speaker 2>You can see how many gifts people get. Like there's

0:48:52.400 --> 0:48:55.759
<v Speaker 2>like a ranking system, and Jeffree Star, without fail, every

0:48:55.800 --> 0:48:58.000
<v Speaker 2>single day is in the top three. Like that. I've

0:48:58.040 --> 0:49:00.279
<v Speaker 2>been checking for the last week. He's in a top

0:49:00.280 --> 0:49:03.359
<v Speaker 2>three every single day with like anywhere from like one

0:49:03.440 --> 0:49:06.759
<v Speaker 2>point three million to like three million gifts a day.

0:49:07.719 --> 0:49:10.439
<v Speaker 2>There's a calculator online that I looked, and I did

0:49:10.560 --> 0:49:15.200
<v Speaker 2>like very conservative numbers. He's making eight to like thirteen

0:49:15.320 --> 0:49:18.680
<v Speaker 2>fifteen thousand dollars a day on TikTok live streaming. Only

0:49:19.120 --> 0:49:22.800
<v Speaker 2>if that if this calculator is correct, but it's so insane,

0:49:22.880 --> 0:49:25.840
<v Speaker 2>like he's people are giving him essentially forty thousand dollars

0:49:25.920 --> 0:49:27.919
<v Speaker 2>a day and then it's getting cut down and after

0:49:28.000 --> 0:49:30.560
<v Speaker 2>taxes and everything, it becomes it. And then I was like,

0:49:30.920 --> 0:49:33.399
<v Speaker 2>that's why he does it. He's making more money doing

0:49:33.480 --> 0:49:36.239
<v Speaker 2>TikTok Live ship than he ever did on YouTube or

0:49:36.320 --> 0:49:38.840
<v Speaker 2>anything like. That's that's an accesseration.

0:49:38.960 --> 0:49:41.000
<v Speaker 1>Well though he's making so much money because of all

0:49:41.040 --> 0:49:44.400
<v Speaker 1>that yak meat. God knows it's flying off the shelves fly.

0:49:44.520 --> 0:49:46.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't think yak meat, but it probably just tastes

0:49:46.680 --> 0:49:49.120
<v Speaker 1>like meat, like when people start eating like extravagant meats

0:49:49.120 --> 0:49:51.680
<v Speaker 1>from other animals. I'm like, bro iguanna taste like chicken.

0:49:51.760 --> 0:49:54.080
<v Speaker 1>So like there's probably just like eighteen other speechies that

0:49:54.160 --> 0:49:54.960
<v Speaker 1>just tastes like chicken.

0:49:55.040 --> 0:49:57.520
<v Speaker 2>I will say, like there is like a level of

0:49:57.560 --> 0:50:00.920
<v Speaker 2>like nasty gaminess to like why old cat meat that

0:50:00.960 --> 0:50:04.399
<v Speaker 2>I don't fuck we well, cock meat, Yeah, you don't

0:50:04.400 --> 0:50:10.759
<v Speaker 2>fucking say cocks. WHOA. I don't know why I said that, Like,

0:50:10.840 --> 0:50:13.080
<v Speaker 2>I literally don't. I didn't even think that about it

0:50:13.120 --> 0:50:14.520
<v Speaker 2>just like came out of my mouth. That was like

0:50:14.680 --> 0:50:18.520
<v Speaker 2>so weird. But like there's like a level of like

0:50:18.560 --> 0:50:21.360
<v Speaker 2>this flavor profile that's just so fucking nasty boots that

0:50:21.480 --> 0:50:24.120
<v Speaker 2>like gave me. It tastes like it's been outdoor and

0:50:24.160 --> 0:50:27.040
<v Speaker 2>it's like a stringent and it's like fucking stringy and tough.

0:50:27.080 --> 0:50:29.839
<v Speaker 2>It's like no, no, no, no, no, no no no.

0:50:29.920 --> 0:50:31.520
<v Speaker 2>But I'm sure it tastes just like oxtail.

0:50:32.280 --> 0:50:34.480
<v Speaker 1>I would fuck. Oh I'm getting oxtail today.

0:50:34.600 --> 0:50:34.880
<v Speaker 2>Mmm.

0:50:35.320 --> 0:50:37.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, well.

0:50:37.480 --> 0:50:39.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, I got one more. I guess it could

0:50:39.760 --> 0:50:42.319
<v Speaker 2>go into Drew syeub corner. Yeah, yeah, we'll do Drew

0:50:42.360 --> 0:50:43.000
<v Speaker 2>Seup corner.

0:50:43.360 --> 0:50:47.279
<v Speaker 1>It's the Grime guys, exciting news. I have something to.

0:50:47.280 --> 0:50:50.640
<v Speaker 2>Save due and just joining this one is not nearly

0:50:50.719 --> 0:50:53.520
<v Speaker 2>I think magnum opis was last week like Drew sab

0:50:53.560 --> 0:50:55.040
<v Speaker 2>corner last week was magnum.

0:50:55.640 --> 0:50:58.080
<v Speaker 1>Your magnum opus was you saying to out people in

0:50:58.120 --> 0:51:00.719
<v Speaker 1>the comments? That was like the funest thing I've heard

0:51:00.840 --> 0:51:01.520
<v Speaker 1>in a long time.

0:51:02.840 --> 0:51:05.319
<v Speaker 2>Being a Grimes fan is like being a Lana fan

0:51:05.360 --> 0:51:08.719
<v Speaker 2>in twenty fourteen. We are in the trenches. I'm a

0:51:08.719 --> 0:51:11.480
<v Speaker 2>closeted Grimes fan. You can't say publicly that you're a

0:51:11.480 --> 0:51:13.680
<v Speaker 2>Grimes fan, but like, I'm sorry.

0:51:13.440 --> 0:51:15.600
<v Speaker 1>No, it literally is like what it was like saying

0:51:15.640 --> 0:51:18.600
<v Speaker 1>you're a Lona fan in twenty twenty. It was like

0:51:18.800 --> 0:51:21.480
<v Speaker 1>saying you're alta fan from like twenty fourteen to twenty

0:51:21.600 --> 0:51:24.520
<v Speaker 1>like twenty two it was like, oh, you're a Lana fan,

0:51:24.680 --> 0:51:27.279
<v Speaker 1>like okay, and now now it's all the rate.

0:51:27.600 --> 0:51:32.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but Grimes is just misunderstood, y'allren't really listening to

0:51:32.560 --> 0:51:36.760
<v Speaker 2>the messagees she's saying, you're just hearing the words and

0:51:36.880 --> 0:51:39.960
<v Speaker 2>taking them at face value and very literally. But also

0:51:40.000 --> 0:51:43.440
<v Speaker 2>she has had some really fucking wax shit. But like,

0:51:43.440 --> 0:51:45.839
<v Speaker 2>like I said, we're in the trenches, like Lana doing

0:51:45.880 --> 0:51:47.920
<v Speaker 2>cocaine and like telling her twelve year old fans to

0:51:47.920 --> 0:51:48.480
<v Speaker 2>do cocaine.

0:51:49.120 --> 0:51:49.359
<v Speaker 1>Umm.

0:51:50.960 --> 0:51:53.799
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I didn't talk about the Halloween mask. They made

0:51:53.840 --> 0:51:55.839
<v Speaker 2>a fucking Halloween mask of me and are selling them

0:51:55.840 --> 0:51:56.560
<v Speaker 2>at City.

0:51:56.600 --> 0:51:57.480
<v Speaker 1>It's kind of fucked up.

0:51:57.520 --> 0:52:01.400
<v Speaker 2>It's fucking crazy. They charge your phone and be bisexual,

0:52:02.080 --> 0:52:06.720
<v Speaker 2>eat hot chips and lie. Yeah, that's so real. I'll

0:52:06.960 --> 0:52:09.120
<v Speaker 2>show you the video after do you have.

0:52:09.160 --> 0:52:11.520
<v Speaker 1>It saved and you I have it in our tacks,

0:52:11.560 --> 0:52:11.880
<v Speaker 1>It'll be.

0:52:13.280 --> 0:52:17.239
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Drew sigh op for real this time. Welcome to

0:52:17.320 --> 0:52:20.279
<v Speaker 2>Drew Shy on Corner. You ever get high with someone

0:52:20.280 --> 0:52:22.560
<v Speaker 2>and bust out laughing because they ugly as fuck.

0:52:23.800 --> 0:52:27.600
<v Speaker 1>Fucked up, Like that's why I can't get high around you?

0:52:28.320 --> 0:52:39.960
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck? The male version of san is he out? Okay, Oh,

0:52:40.000 --> 0:52:43.000
<v Speaker 2>I have gay people does not produce anything good. But like,

0:52:43.080 --> 0:52:45.239
<v Speaker 2>obviously that's not true because Kyane and you are here

0:52:45.239 --> 0:52:50.520
<v Speaker 2>making the podcast. But like, wow, I thought I had COVID,

0:52:50.560 --> 0:52:55.680
<v Speaker 2>but I was just in pussy withdrawal. That's all I got. Guys,

0:52:57.719 --> 0:53:01.160
<v Speaker 2>I know this was a flop. I tried so hard.

0:53:02.280 --> 0:53:10.560
<v Speaker 1>That's really crazy. Yeah, mine is uh girlhood, bitch, you're

0:53:10.600 --> 0:53:15.840
<v Speaker 1>twenty eight, and we need to take that word away

0:53:15.960 --> 0:53:20.239
<v Speaker 1>from people. Girlhood. She was a fairy bitch. You are

0:53:20.280 --> 0:53:23.600
<v Speaker 1>thirty two, Like you need to calm the fuck down.

0:53:23.760 --> 0:53:30.799
<v Speaker 2>Womanhood Yeah part of girlhood? No, okay, yeah, I'm gonna

0:53:30.800 --> 0:53:31.440
<v Speaker 2>shut the fuck.

0:53:31.320 --> 0:53:34.680
<v Speaker 1>Up all right. Media of the Wee. Yeah, I saw

0:53:34.800 --> 0:53:39.400
<v Speaker 1>past lives that it made me want Yeah, maybe.

0:53:38.400 --> 0:53:44.080
<v Speaker 2>My Unknown Death two thousand and two. Just listen to

0:53:44.160 --> 0:53:47.239
<v Speaker 2>the album give it a listen by Young Leen. I

0:53:47.360 --> 0:53:50.759
<v Speaker 2>feel like you might like it a little bit. Umm

0:53:53.120 --> 0:53:58.640
<v Speaker 2>Shawnnie Bin Laden Uh grint shet shit, a whole lot

0:53:58.640 --> 0:54:02.239
<v Speaker 2>of wickedry walk hard. Trying to bin Laden is just

0:54:02.280 --> 0:54:05.719
<v Speaker 2>fucking lit. You know who I was listening to the

0:54:05.760 --> 0:54:09.440
<v Speaker 2>other day and I was like, damn, like you're actually

0:54:09.520 --> 0:54:13.560
<v Speaker 2>like the voice of a generation, like you shaped so

0:54:13.760 --> 0:54:16.520
<v Speaker 2>much culture, like and I don't even think I know

0:54:16.640 --> 0:54:21.880
<v Speaker 2>he realizes it. But young Thug Like young Thug is

0:54:21.960 --> 0:54:25.000
<v Speaker 2>like that bitch, Like no one's really like talking about it,

0:54:25.000 --> 0:54:30.319
<v Speaker 2>but like we need a free young thug, Like for real, we.

0:54:30.280 --> 0:54:32.560
<v Speaker 1>Need to free me from the prison that is having

0:54:32.600 --> 0:54:33.719
<v Speaker 1>to do this podcast with you.

0:54:34.280 --> 0:54:37.879
<v Speaker 2>Vespertine. Listen to Vespertine by Buyork. I know I say

0:54:37.920 --> 0:54:40.600
<v Speaker 2>it like once every month, but like literally I'm begging you.

0:54:40.680 --> 0:54:43.759
<v Speaker 2>It's like best album. I'm trying to get everybody on

0:54:43.800 --> 0:54:46.080
<v Speaker 2>that shit like stop same Post or debut as your

0:54:46.200 --> 0:54:47.120
<v Speaker 2>per favorite album.

0:54:47.160 --> 0:54:51.320
<v Speaker 1>Like there's no I will say Vespertine is like between

0:54:51.400 --> 0:54:55.360
<v Speaker 1>Vespertine and Post. I would throw on Vespertine over Post,

0:54:55.680 --> 0:55:01.200
<v Speaker 1>but like possibly may Bee, yeah, possibly may.

0:55:00.719 --> 0:55:06.960
<v Speaker 2>There's like it's also quiet, hyperballid, army possibly maybe like

0:55:07.600 --> 0:55:09.600
<v Speaker 2>the modern things, but like other than.

0:55:09.400 --> 0:55:11.080
<v Speaker 1>That, like did you say army of me?

0:55:11.400 --> 0:55:13.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? There's not like much replay that.

0:55:13.600 --> 0:55:16.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, but I really like I miss you.

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<v Speaker 2>Met you?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, headphones actually wait, this is like, actually, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>count headphones. I miss you. Possibly maybe it's a quiet

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<v Speaker 1>hyperballid army. I mean I didn't count those, but that's

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<v Speaker 1>like more than half of the album.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like Bops, the best routines, got hidden place, Cocoon,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not up to you, Undue Frosty Unison. So like

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<v Speaker 2>they're pretty pretty tired, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Debut has human behavior like someone in love.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait you saying that one? I like literally can't oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah around me, big time sensuality, big chiptuality. Damn, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a York day.

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<v Speaker 2>No. They were the.

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<v Speaker 1>First humans to tap into that octave.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, so B York is that bitch, And I know

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of y'all are in the phase of faking

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<v Speaker 2>liking B York because like you want to be a

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<v Speaker 2>part of it. And I swear to God, just keep

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<v Speaker 2>pushing and it will click for you. One day. No

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<v Speaker 2>one listens to B York the first time and likes her.

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<v Speaker 2>I swear to God. It's like Blade, like Byork finds you.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't find B York. You don't find Blade. It'll

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<v Speaker 2>come to you when you need her. Well.

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<v Speaker 1>My Media of the Week is Suzanne by Leonard Cohen,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's no way to say goodbye by him. But

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that's the real name of that song. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>let me just find it, like as if anybody actually

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<v Speaker 1>listens to what I say, because nobody gets a hey,

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<v Speaker 1>that's no way to say goodbye. April by Brian Green

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<v Speaker 1>is such a good song. The album Anyhow by Leland Whitty,

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<v Speaker 1>which is an album you convinced me to listen all

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<v Speaker 1>the way through because I had only originally listened to

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<v Speaker 1>like the popular Yeah, I had originally only listened to

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<v Speaker 1>the first two tracks on this because it was like

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<v Speaker 1>like Last Moon was the only one I had listened to,

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<v Speaker 1>And then I listened to the whole album and I

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<v Speaker 1>love the album. I listened to it every time I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in the sauna.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like freaky, like it's like nice, like jazzy, like.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like a nice, like jazzy ambient album, and

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<v Speaker 1>it like has like drums in it, which I usually

0:57:36.720 --> 0:57:40.480
<v Speaker 1>like for ambient music to have. Like drums is like

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<v Speaker 1>really nice. A Summer Wasting by Belle and Sebastian Together

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<v Speaker 1>We are Beautiful, which is what I said last week,

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<v Speaker 1>And honestly, anything by Blossom Dearie nice or like not

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<v Speaker 1>the song but like just Blossom Diary.

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<v Speaker 2>Period. I am I'm shadowing. Watched Adventure Time, which I know,

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<v Speaker 2>wait hold on, let me restart. I watched Adventure Time

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<v Speaker 2>for the first time, like sat down and watched like

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<v Speaker 2>a bunch of episodes back to back because like obviously,

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<v Speaker 2>like I've seen bits and pieces and episodes through like

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<v Speaker 2>friends or like on Cartoon Network when I would watch

0:58:21.920 --> 0:58:24.480
<v Speaker 2>cartoons or like whatever that vibe was, but like I

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<v Speaker 2>never sat down and like consumed it. And everyone in

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<v Speaker 2>my life was like, Drew you would like love that show. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so fucking much. It's so Drew core, Like it's literally it.

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<v Speaker 2>And I know it's probably like here safe for me

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<v Speaker 2>to even say, like as a twenty five year old

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<v Speaker 2>man like that, I haven't seen Adventure Time, but I

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<v Speaker 2>sat down and watched like two hours and twenty minutes

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<v Speaker 2>worth yesterday while I was like drawing and working, and

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<v Speaker 2>I can say that everyone was right. It is the

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<v Speaker 2>best cartoon ever made. Yeah, period, Like the best cartoon

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<v Speaker 2>ever made.

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<v Speaker 1>You've seen Midnight Gospel, right, Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, dude, that's such like a creator. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 2>so genius. For them to like take a podcast take

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<v Speaker 2>or not even that, but like or that plus like

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<v Speaker 2>that's I've never even had a thought close to that

0:59:13.560 --> 0:59:17.360
<v Speaker 2>level of like ingenuity and geniousness, but like the fact

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<v Speaker 2>that like we grew up watching Adventure Time and then

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<v Speaker 2>like now that we're old enough to consume like these

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<v Speaker 2>deeper like topics, Like it's cool that like the same creator.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's like familiar and it's like nostalgic, but it's

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<v Speaker 2>also like heavy and deep, and it's things that we

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<v Speaker 2>actually have probably.

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<v Speaker 1>Experience and I need Duncan trust any car come here?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I'm here, and we'll end the episode with that.

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<v Speaker 1>So thank you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>We want to have sex with Duncan Trussell Tag Team