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Speaker 1: Wow, welcome to this episode of Emergency. I said it.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to this episode of Emergina. I got at it.

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Speaker 1: And when you said it, it sounded like gibberish. And

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Speaker 1: if I was, for instance, running and listening to the podcast,

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Speaker 1: I would be so confused and disoriented. Wow, you sounded

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Speaker 1: like that.

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Speaker 2: Okay, like you're being like so oppy right now, guys,

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Speaker 2: I have forty ops, it's gotten up to forty. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I'll like name like the prominent ones that you might know, Enya,

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Speaker 2: Orian Kai, all three ops. Luna is my biggest fucking

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Speaker 2: op right now.

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Speaker 1: Mind you, if you are unaware that is an infant

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Speaker 1: who is not.

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Speaker 2: Even one years old, she's opting so fucked hard right now,

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Speaker 2: Like she won't smile at me anymore.

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Speaker 1: Okay. I almost was just like, oh my god, Lunda's gonna

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Speaker 1: turn one soon. She doesn't turn one until like February.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's far. Also, we had like six or

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Speaker 2: seven shots of tequila.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, well my head is already hurting. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna wake up at five pm, so fucked up.

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Speaker 2: So if I get naked on the podcast when I

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Speaker 2: drink tequila, I get naked. Let's just say that I'll

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Speaker 2: get really naked for you, guys.

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Speaker 1: It's actually insane. I haven't seen you touch alcohol in

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Speaker 1: so long. Like I mean, I saw you have a drink,

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Speaker 1: but I think I don't even think you finished it.

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Speaker 1: You faked it out. You just like didn't want to

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Speaker 1: be left out. I don't r birthday party.

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Speaker 2: I don't fuck with that shit anymore. No. I had

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Speaker 2: like half of a shot at a Ryan's birthday party

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Speaker 2: because I was like, I'm gonna be crazy, and it

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Speaker 2: gave me a headache immediately.

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Speaker 1: Because it's poison.

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Speaker 2: It is literally poisoning your body. It is the devil.

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Speaker 2: The world is ending on September twenty third, twenty twenty three,

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Speaker 2: and Week.

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Speaker 1: Like believes this, by the way, anytime I've spoken to

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Speaker 1: him about something. Oh, actually, this is a goodly way

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Speaker 1: of you and how you navigate emotional interactions, which you've

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Speaker 1: gotten better with over time. You are a good person

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Speaker 1: to talk to about like a like emotionally tumultuous event.

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Speaker 1: Also me saying that word I heard someone the other

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Speaker 1: day say at a cafe to a friend and the

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Speaker 1: friend goes, Okay, what the fuck does that mean? And

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Speaker 1: they didn't know what tumultuous meant and the freend was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: it's like oh wow. Like she was like, she was like,

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Speaker 1: it's I mean, you can't use context with this, and

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Speaker 1: then they just like went back and forth over and

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Speaker 1: she was like it just was like, you know, like

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Speaker 1: really hard, like you're busy, but like something's like really

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Speaker 1: weighing down on you. But like like she just started

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Speaker 1: describing and I was like, that's not not the best

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Speaker 1: definition to get it read. But yeah, it's like literally

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Speaker 1: just like hard times, but hard times gonna make your

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Speaker 1: loving money even crad hard times. Whoa we hit that second.

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Speaker 3: We hit that last together.

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Speaker 2: I've been getting good at harmonizing because in the mid

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Speaker 2: Night McDonald's there's that spark when is that part in

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Speaker 2: the video.

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Speaker 1: Where you are wrong?

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Speaker 2: What's wrong with and but Drew?

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Speaker 1: While I was talking to him about something that's going

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Speaker 1: on in my life, he goes, it's okay, because the

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Speaker 1: world's gonna end on the twenty third, so you should

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Speaker 1: just do whatever. And he has said that to me

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Speaker 1: four times this past week.

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Speaker 2: So that to me, what happens on the twenty third, okay,

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Speaker 2: it's essentially the rapture. It's like everyone at midnight on

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Speaker 2: at McDonald's twenty second is gonna hear a loud clap,

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Speaker 2: a loud boom. It's gonna echo and reverberate throughout the

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Speaker 2: years and then happen. This is weird. Yeah, it's Jesus

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Speaker 2: Christ working. It's his stinky.

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Speaker 1: Christ is gonna come down to Earth, oil up his

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Speaker 1: ass and clap.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we need more oiled up toward compilations. On my timeline,

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Speaker 2: I've been saying that, like we need oiled up to work

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Speaker 2: in compilations like bad, Like I've been like fiending for it.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, Jesus is gonna come down and rapture all

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Speaker 1: What does rapture even mean? Like that's like he's gonna

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the praying souls. But you're okay, if you're not

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Speaker 2: a religious person or you don't practice religion, you're good. Like,

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Speaker 2: don't forget, Jesus loves every single one of you.

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Speaker 1: Drew is actually scared.

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Speaker 2: Let me scare no, okay, like, let me let me

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Speaker 2: correct this. I see it on my feed and I'm like, okay,

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Speaker 2: Like you're being absolutely insane. And then they'll like run

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Speaker 2: through all of the predictive programming of September twenty third,

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Speaker 2: through all of the fucking shows like in movies and

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Speaker 2: all the shit that we've been seeing, and fucking meteors

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Speaker 2: hitting the Earth, world ending war starting, like all that

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Speaker 2: shit and all the movies we watch happens on September

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Speaker 2: twenty third, twenty twenty three. Well, when I see that,

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Speaker 2: I'm like, huh, that's actually really curious and a weird coincidence.

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Speaker 2: But then I remember that none of that's real and

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Speaker 2: we're all gonna be okay. But then the other night,

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Speaker 2: I was sitting in my bed and I had just

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Speaker 2: and I was scrolling and one of them came up

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Speaker 2: and I was like, oh wait, what if this shit

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Speaker 2: in my head, like processing like what life would be

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Speaker 2: like if that shit did actually happen, but like it's

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Speaker 2: not going to but it did freak me out for

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Speaker 2: a sex.

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Speaker 3: True, what are you talking about? Like literally like one

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Speaker 3: of them came up on my feet. What we don't

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Speaker 3: know what you're talking about?

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Speaker 2: Oil that compilation.

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Speaker 1: Oh so all these messages have been hidden ink compilation.

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Speaker 4: Yes, oh okay, wow, Yeah, this is like when Because

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Speaker 4: Blade Runners set in twenty nineteen, this would be the

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Speaker 4: equivalent of people being like twenty nineteen, like was something.

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Speaker 1: Big is going to happen? But I guess like Blade

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Speaker 1: Runner was at the end of the world. They just

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, and I bet it will.

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Speaker 3: I guess like wait, oh yeah, what's the number?

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Speaker 2: Is it twenty fourteen, twenty three?

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Speaker 1: Well, there's twenty forty nine. There's Blade Runner twenty forty nine.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, okay, But the.

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Speaker 1: Original Blade Runner was set in twenty nineteen.

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Speaker 2: I believe that, but I think it was made in

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Speaker 1: Oh so it kind of like.

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Speaker 2: You can fix that. I can fix that?

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Speaker 1: Is that like from Blade Runner?

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Speaker 2: Touch me?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was made in nineteen eighty two, So they

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Speaker 1: thought that in twenty nineteen the world would look like that.

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Speaker 1: But what we've had was iPhones and Charlie Demillio. They're

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Speaker 2: There's gonna love Charlie Prophet for like three years after

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Speaker 2: who like leads the civilization out of this slump, but

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Speaker 2: Elon Musks and the mark Zucker Breaks of the world, like.

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Speaker 1: They're gonna lead us out of what the rapture.

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Speaker 2: The hard times it's gonna be like World War three? Wa.

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Speaker 1: So wait, the Rapture's hard times or it's good times.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be okay because we're taking up.

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Speaker 3: Isn't the Rapture's good if you've been good and you

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Speaker 3: get to go to heaven.

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Speaker 1: Right When I imagine the rapture, you know what I

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Speaker 1: imagine like you know, outside of football games, when people

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Speaker 1: I imagine the rapture looks like a tailgate? Does that

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Speaker 1: Like God's coming. That's kind of the vibe. Right, I

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Speaker 1: Like I wouldn't want to be sober. That would that

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Speaker 1: would be really traumatizing because also me and O Ryan

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Speaker 1: have talked about that, And what does that look like?

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Speaker 1: Is like when Jesus comes back, is he like cloned

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Speaker 1: fall from the sky. But he would have to be

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Speaker 1: have you ever thought about that? Like how does he

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Speaker 2: Like it's an omnipresent simulation that we all see separately.

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Speaker 2: It's not going to be physical beings. Oh I just

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Speaker 1: like I was literally hallucinating. I'd be like, Oh, here

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Speaker 1: comes like having a break, It's finally happening. But have

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Speaker 1: you all thought about that? Like what is he like?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Have I always imagined it for whatever reason, like in

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Speaker 2: Yeah, every alien invasion ever in the middle of it.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, Jesus will arrive in Iowa.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, It's literally like the Book of Mormon when they're like,

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Speaker 1: like every great religious thing has ever that's ever happened

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Speaker 1: else would it be? That is kind of crazy. Literally

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Speaker 1: every alien attack happens in America, Like we can't even

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Speaker 1: fathom it happening somewhere else. We're like, they would have

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Speaker 1: no idea how to handle that. We on the other hand,

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Speaker 1: we got it covered. It's gonna drop down in Seattle,

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Speaker 1: like it has to be here. It's also only major

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Speaker 1: need to go to Miami, like we need to go

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Speaker 1: in Miami.

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Speaker 2: We need to see oil. The booty is twirking in Miami. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's what we Okay, you know how they sent that

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Speaker 2: gold disc to outer space. We need to re send

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Speaker 2: it back out that Like if alien finds it's like

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Speaker 2: transmuting like radio signals, like playing music whatever. If they

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Speaker 2: find it, they can scan it and see like a

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Speaker 2: video of like it's basically like a QR code in space.

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Speaker 2: They see like a video Earth. We need to put

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Speaker 2: oil up twerking booty compilations.

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Speaker 1: We need to put that, but we also need to

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Speaker 1: charge only our greatest freaks on it, though, we need

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Speaker 1: to put like York and like, but like, do you

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Speaker 1: see what I'm saying, Like we get we should put

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Speaker 1: like artists on it that make like the weirdest shit ever,

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Speaker 1: so that if there's a chance if aliens are real,

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Speaker 1: they're like damn, they are mad weird. We're not going there,

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Speaker 1: Like we're not going.

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Speaker 2: They probably already look at us and think that that's

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Speaker 2: why they're not here. Oh those little fucking critters that

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Speaker 2: Mexico revealed as aliens, those were actually cakes. They cut

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Speaker 2: into them and they were actually they were one. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: they were actually cake, which we found out, which is

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Speaker 2: very weird. No, for like half a second, I was

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Speaker 2: like I want to believe, so I'm going to believe

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Speaker 2: even though I didn't believe. But like, girl, like that

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Speaker 1: I just thinking. I was like, why don't any aliens

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Speaker 2: Like so apparently it's like satellite footage, which we do

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Speaker 1: Bitch. If one of my family members was on that

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Speaker 3: I've thought about I feel like, since there isn't, I

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Speaker 3: And it's just I feel like it's that part of

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Speaker 3: I want to believe in like a higher power or something.

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Speaker 2: Why is that, like like part of the human experience

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Speaker 2: Literally like build that wall, like build the wall.

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Speaker 1: Wait, what what does that have to do.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, that's that has a different connotation.

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Speaker 1: That is insane.

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Speaker 2: He literally like freaking freaking lib tards.

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Speaker 1: He literally took the he took the term building a

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Speaker 2: Like like, well, it's just like the LGBT taking the

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Speaker 2: I build autistic. They're all autistic for like becoming so

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, why do you call them that?

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Speaker 1: Also, the new religion for our generation is literally just

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Speaker 1: literally like that's the new religion. That's why so many

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Speaker 1: Like our parents family members who are religious, Like I

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Speaker 1: That thing that you're going through, that like that money

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Speaker 1: It's literally a necessity for like everybody. But that's what

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Speaker 1: See problems like your post mace will not will.

438
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:19,560
Speaker 2: Not be like will fry your brain like I swear,

439
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:20,600
Speaker 2: just get it time.

440
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:23,679
Speaker 1: Your wax pen will get hot enough that some of

441
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:26,560
Speaker 1: the the residue will melt down and you will have

442
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:27,680
Speaker 1: one last hit of your pen.

443
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:31,480
Speaker 2: Your girl will be bisexual. She will perform kind of

444
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:33,840
Speaker 2: lingers on another woman in front of you, like I swear,

445
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:37,040
Speaker 2: it's gonna be okay, auto felicia. Y'all ever heard of that?

446
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:40,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've heard the term. But isn't it just like

447
00:21:40,119 --> 00:21:44,280
Speaker 1: you giving yourself head? Or why is there a picture

448
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:47,359
Speaker 1: of Taylor Swift buff on your phone?

449
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:48,000
Speaker 3: Well?

450
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,720
Speaker 2: I was gonna ask if this is if y'all think

451
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:50,359
Speaker 2: this is real?

452
00:21:52,359 --> 00:21:54,680
Speaker 1: I actually it's a good I don't know. I can't tell.

453
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:57,880
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah that looks real, right, I can see.

454
00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:59,440
Speaker 1: After somebody going on a tour that long time.

455
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:03,440
Speaker 2: Ruh, she got Yeah, she like she cut really hard,

456
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:07,120
Speaker 2: like she like got built. It's actually, like honestly really

457
00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:09,240
Speaker 2: impressive that you can do that on tour while diving

458
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,480
Speaker 2: into a pool like all that. That's all she's doing.

459
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:12,840
Speaker 1: All she's doing is swimming.

460
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,680
Speaker 2: H that's what I heard.

461
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:18,600
Speaker 1: Well, that's crazy because I've been swimming in your mom.

462
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:22,080
Speaker 1: You haven't koochy because she gets so wet and I'm

463
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:22,800
Speaker 1: not that buff.

464
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:28,320
Speaker 2: Well, oh, I can I say it, but we might

465
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:30,680
Speaker 2: have to bleep it. But it's like really horrifying. Yeah, said,

466
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:31,800
Speaker 2: but it's about your mom.

467
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:34,360
Speaker 1: Okay, No, I don't even want to say.

468
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:36,200
Speaker 2: It's so dark, it's really I don't care.

469
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:36,760
Speaker 1: I don't care.

470
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:41,400
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, your mom got so wet. I made your

471
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,520
Speaker 2: mom so wet that she turned into mud.

472
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,560
Speaker 1: Like No, that's good, that's good, that's good.

473
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:52,960
Speaker 2: That's dark.

474
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:55,560
Speaker 1: That's really funny. I thought you were gonna say you

475
00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:57,720
Speaker 1: got her so wet, you rehydrated her, and she's back to.

476
00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:03,040
Speaker 2: Life, reanimated. Your mother re animated her? Okay, well, should

477
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:03,840
Speaker 2: we move on the tipping?

478
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:05,240
Speaker 3: Tipping?

479
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:07,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know we had a tipping. We know

480
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:09,640
Speaker 2: we had a conversation cow tipping.

481
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,800
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I mean he's from Texas.

482
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:16,919
Speaker 2: Yeah. No. We had a conversation about tipping, and we

483
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:18,560
Speaker 2: were like, let's write it down, And I just wrote

484
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:23,080
Speaker 2: down that, like when we tip, we make sure like

485
00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:25,320
Speaker 2: if it's a jar in front, like I'll wait there

486
00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 2: for five in there in front of y'all.

487
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:31,679
Speaker 3: Where they miss it.

488
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:35,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, and I'll like kind of like I'll like

489
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:39,600
Speaker 2: I'm leaching back in there and pulling it out with

490
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:40,960
Speaker 2: me and I'm just.

491
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:42,920
Speaker 1: Look extremely generous.

492
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:43,240
Speaker 2: Now.

493
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:45,680
Speaker 1: I literally had that the dispensary, even though the girl

494
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:49,040
Speaker 1: who was checking me out was literally so mean to me, Like,

495
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:52,000
Speaker 1: but I think I like to be clear, I tip

496
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:53,760
Speaker 1: all the time. My mom is a waitress. I'm a

497
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:57,240
Speaker 1: big tipper, and especially people who perform sexual acts on me.

498
00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:57,720
Speaker 1: I tip.

499
00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:02,920
Speaker 2: Well, why do women be mean to women? Like literally,

500
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,760
Speaker 2: like y'all are fighting this same battle?

501
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:05,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god?

502
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:07,959
Speaker 2: Wow? Why revolution failed?

503
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,320
Speaker 1: Why do women be mean to women?

504
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:15,240
Speaker 2: Wow? It's like I was channeling. I was channeling nothing

505
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:17,520
Speaker 2: came good from being gay or whatever? He said.

506
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:21,720
Speaker 1: Oh wait, but nothing good? Oh wait he says it

507
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:22,239
Speaker 1: fucked up.

508
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:24,560
Speaker 2: Wait, you know what we're talking about.

509
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:26,880
Speaker 1: From being gay? Nothing came good?

510
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,840
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, he says some ship like that, like he

511
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:35,760
Speaker 2: thought he was fucking tearing, but he's just literally he says, hey, people.

512
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:41,040
Speaker 1: Does not produce anything good, anything good like you thought

513
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:44,200
Speaker 1: he Hey people does not produce anything good?

514
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,600
Speaker 3: Hey people, gay people do produce.

515
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,760
Speaker 1: Wait, we need to finish this. Oh wait, this is

516
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:49,800
Speaker 1: a quote like I.

517
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:52,120
Speaker 2: Need literally, I need the full thing literally.

518
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:53,840
Speaker 1: Oh like you.

519
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:58,440
Speaker 2: Agree, sure, no with Kay, but yeah, should me and Kai? Okay?

520
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:01,159
Speaker 2: And you actually stay quiet real quick because me and

521
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:04,240
Speaker 2: Ky need to have a conversation what the fuck? And

522
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,320
Speaker 2: if you butt in, like I'm actually gonna get really

523
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:09,320
Speaker 2: fucking pissed. But has this sexual revolution failed for women?

524
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:12,240
Speaker 2: Oh my god?

525
00:25:12,359 --> 00:25:14,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we're just we're trying to think I'm.

526
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:15,200
Speaker 2: On the side of no.

527
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:20,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean like but like.

528
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,400
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm so sorry, but you've spent the whole

529
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 1: episode asking for more oiled up torking booties and then

530
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:29,280
Speaker 1: exactly that's why it hasn't failed, because until you see that, yeah,

531
00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 1: once once like my feet is all oiled up turking booties,

532
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:32,920
Speaker 1: then it has failed.

533
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:37,840
Speaker 2: But it's like one every three videos, it's like, hello, annoying.

534
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:39,960
Speaker 1: You can't just scroll?

535
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:43,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, it hurts my fucking finger. I've always thought about

536
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 2: how much I scroll a day, Like I have to

537
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:49,080
Speaker 2: like swipe up, like I'm not kidding a mile a day.

538
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:50,639
Speaker 2: Like it's really horrifying.

539
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:54,000
Speaker 1: You know what it was is the iPhones were made

540
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:58,000
Speaker 1: for pro fingering girls because you get like such good

541
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,960
Speaker 1: dexterity out of your fingers and then you become extremely

542
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,320
Speaker 1: like well rounded in terms of fingering.

543
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 2: Actually a fascinating theory. Yeah, what the hell were we

544
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 2: talking about?

545
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:11,160
Speaker 1: And we were talking about gay does not produce anything good?

546
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:15,399
Speaker 1: I literally don't know tipping. Oh my god, Actually that

547
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:18,200
Speaker 1: just running me In high school once, the first time

548
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:20,760
Speaker 1: I ever went to a restaurant alone with my friends.

549
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:22,879
Speaker 2: The waiter was water lying bro.

550
00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:26,240
Speaker 1: Okay, I was I'm gonna be I was making that

551
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,359
Speaker 1: story up and I don't know where it was going.

552
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 1: But the first time I ever went to a restaurant

553
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:33,919
Speaker 1: alone with my friends, it was TGI Fridays. It was

554
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:36,400
Speaker 1: me and three of my friends. We walked in and

555
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:39,919
Speaker 1: the waiter immediately was not fucking with us. We weren't

556
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:43,040
Speaker 1: being rowdy, we were like practicing like being like little adults.

557
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:45,399
Speaker 1: So we were like, can we get a table for four? Please?

558
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,840
Speaker 1: Like we were just like being nice. But we sat

559
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:51,440
Speaker 1: down and he literally immediately before we even started ordering, goes,

560
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:53,720
Speaker 1: I don't even know why I'm serving you guys because

561
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:55,280
Speaker 1: I know you're not gonna tip me, and starts like

562
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:59,080
Speaker 1: cleaning in front of us. He easily we were like

563
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:01,639
Speaker 1: fifteen sixteen. He probably was like twenty six.

564
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,440
Speaker 2: Oh my god, And I would say, if he's like eighteen,

565
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:05,320
Speaker 2: that's understandable.

566
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,639
Speaker 1: No, he was like a grown ass man, like he

567
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 1: like had like the facial hair of somebody who like

568
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:12,679
Speaker 1: when he has when he's thirty, it's gonna fill in

569
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:15,120
Speaker 1: all the way. But he was like twenty five twenty six,

570
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:18,480
Speaker 1: like trying out facial hair for the first time, and

571
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:21,480
Speaker 1: we were like what. And then he walks away and

572
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:23,200
Speaker 1: comes back with the menu and we're going to order,

573
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,280
Speaker 1: and he literally is like everything we're doing, he's like,

574
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:28,119
Speaker 1: I just can't fucking believe I got left with this

575
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:32,119
Speaker 1: table like to us, we literally but we didn't eat there.

576
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:33,679
Speaker 1: We just got up and we were like, bitch, fuck you.

577
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:35,720
Speaker 1: I hope you fucking die. And then we all just

578
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:37,159
Speaker 1: like got up and walked out. But we were like

579
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 1: fifteen sixteen, So I can't be held accountable.

580
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 2: For that section.

581
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,480
Speaker 1: That's now I would have been like, dude, I swear

582
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:46,119
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tip you, just please serve me.

583
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:51,679
Speaker 2: No, that's that's like when I was like thirteen, probably,

584
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 2: and it was like I was I was a pretty

585
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:56,520
Speaker 2: big kid, and I was going trigger treating and we

586
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 2: got to this one house and I was so excited.

587
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:00,840
Speaker 2: I was like, ooh, this is like one of my

588
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:03,359
Speaker 2: final years of tricker cheating. Like I'm already like pushing

589
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 2: it like whatever. I got to this house and they

590
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:08,720
Speaker 2: like looked me and my sister and our two friends

591
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 2: up and down and they were like, you're a little

592
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 2: too big to be doing this, aren't you, and literally

593
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 2: just didn't give us candy, and it scarred. I literally

594
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 2: did not fucking trick or treat ever again after that day.

595
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:25,159
Speaker 2: It was so scarring. Am I this will have to believe.

596
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:28,240
Speaker 2: I'll tell y'all later, But like there's more to this

597
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:32,679
Speaker 2: story because like they knew my parents in some capacity,

598
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 2: and like my mom and dad went like fucking Mama

599
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 2: and Papa bear mode on them, but like literally so easy.

600
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:42,720
Speaker 2: But they're both dead now, so oh one god, I did.

601
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:44,960
Speaker 3: Hell did you kill them?

602
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:47,720
Speaker 1: I do because that sounds like it was like a revenge.

603
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:48,840
Speaker 2: Why would you ask me?

604
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:51,480
Speaker 1: What's going to ruin our friendship is when I post

605
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 1: revenge pornt of you. I think that's gonna be the

606
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:53,840
Speaker 1: final show.

607
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:56,000
Speaker 2: How do you even have that?

608
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:01,520
Speaker 1: You know how I have these? But then my other glasses, Yeah,

609
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:05,360
Speaker 1: my other glasses are the ray band Snapchat story glasses,

610
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 1: and I've been recording when we have sex.

611
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 2: Don't fucking do that, bro.

612
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 3: I wondered why she had sunglasses on.

613
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 1: I think you thought I liked him and told him

614
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 1: that I had just gotten my retina's scanned and I'm

615
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 1: sensitive to light.

616
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 2: Your retina is scanned.

617
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:23,920
Speaker 1: I can't say why.

618
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 2: But well, please don't post revenge point of me.

619
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not going to do it now. It's

620
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 1: just next time you pussed me off, think about it. Okay,

621
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:33,640
Speaker 1: next time, next time I'm rude to you and you

622
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 1: want to confirm me about it, think about what I

623
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 1: have on you.

624
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 2: Well, let's think about what I have on you. Remember,

625
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 2: for the last thirty seven nights, I've been oiling up

626
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 2: your booty and making you twerk and taking videos of it.

627
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:49,920
Speaker 1: I thought those were for you because you just instagram.

628
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:52,240
Speaker 2: The private spank bank. Nope, I've started in only fans

629
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 2: for you.

630
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 1: If we live together for the next ten years, it's

631
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 1: literally going to get there, and not in a sexual way,

632
00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 1: but we're going to be so goddamn.

633
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 2: Talking for I like someone asked last week, like what

634
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:05,280
Speaker 2: in truce, what's like my most common intrusive thought? And

635
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 2: for the last week, this is crazy and it like

636
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:11,400
Speaker 2: there is nothing behind this other than I think it

637
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 2: would be so fucking funny, and partially because like I

638
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 2: do forget sometimes but after I pee, like I'll just

639
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 2: like go wash my hands with my wiener like sticking

640
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:22,720
Speaker 2: outside of my shorts. I can not pull up my

641
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 2: pants all the way. And I always have the thought

642
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:28,600
Speaker 2: to walk out here and like just expose myself to

643
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:31,239
Speaker 2: y'all and be like, oh, fucking like, say I forgot it,

644
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:32,240
Speaker 2: Like we're almost there.

645
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 1: We're almost Yeah, we're almost there because I've literally done

646
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,320
Speaker 1: it with my butt cracking like half my fucking bush. Yeah,

647
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 1: but you see me naked, and I'll but I'll do

648
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 1: it to O'Ryan and Drew, like I'll walk out with

649
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 1: my pants literally so low and my fucking KOUCHI is

650
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:45,200
Speaker 1: half out and I'm like this is I think the

651
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 1: new swag for twenty twenty four, and it's like crazy dude,

652
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 1: like like that's not a swag and I'm like, oh,

653
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,080
Speaker 1: but look at the back and like my whole ass

654
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 1: crack is out.

655
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 2: Yeah. And what's fucked up is like when I start

656
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:56,920
Speaker 2: jerking off, like when she's doing that, like I'm the

657
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 2: bad guy, Like you can't put feet in front of

658
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,120
Speaker 2: a man and I expect them not to drink off.

659
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:05,640
Speaker 1: Oh features listen to this.

660
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 2: I have one more thing to add on to the

661
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:10,840
Speaker 2: Tipping conversation before we completely move on, but it's kind

662
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 2: of a little tangent and I just want to hear

663
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:16,200
Speaker 2: your reaction to this. But this mom took like a

664
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:18,719
Speaker 2: birthday party full of kids, like I think like it

665
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 2: was like seventeen kids or something like that to the

666
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:27,040
Speaker 2: sugar factory And okay, so you already know, but basically

667
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:31,240
Speaker 2: what happened was the sugar factory is notorious for like

668
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:34,800
Speaker 2: their alcoholic drinks, and they were just serving alcoholic drinks

669
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 2: to these children and they all got drunk and they

670
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:41,800
Speaker 2: were all like passed out, like Hella fucked up, and

671
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:44,920
Speaker 2: I just like I'm sorry, Oh.

672
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:47,960
Speaker 1: Okay, that's what you're asking. It's like, would I tip

673
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:49,560
Speaker 1: or not? Yeah, I would tip because I'm like, cool,

674
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 1: the kids are asleep, I'm throw them in the van

675
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:51,600
Speaker 1: and take them home.

676
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:53,240
Speaker 2: Was pissed.

677
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, imagine like taking your kids.

678
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:57,560
Speaker 2: Also, you're supposed to protect them.

679
00:31:57,640 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 1: It's like embarrassing because she was the adult supervisor of

680
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 1: a bunch of other kids that weren't her kids. So

681
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:07,160
Speaker 1: it's literally the worst thing ever. Like, imagine having to

682
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:12,239
Speaker 1: call your homegirl and being like, hey, so Jesse's I'm

683
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 1: gonna drop Jesse off at home, but you're gonna notice

684
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:17,760
Speaker 1: a difference in her attitude. She will be slurring and

685
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,840
Speaker 1: falling over all over the place, and it is because

686
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 1: she got drunk at sugar factory. We got her fucked

687
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,520
Speaker 1: up a sugar factory. Like, I would be so humiliated

688
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:28,120
Speaker 1: to have to make that call. I would honestly just

689
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:29,880
Speaker 1: lie and be like, dude, your daughter's fucking crazy. She

690
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:31,959
Speaker 1: took a xanax, Like, you need to get that thing

691
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:35,400
Speaker 1: under control. But I would also just sue the fuck

692
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 1: out of sugar factory.

693
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 2: I think they might have in the process.

694
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 1: That's about how was the waiter literally looking at that

695
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:45,240
Speaker 1: tapele and be like, oh, yeah, they want alcoholic trips.

696
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 2: I think they like switched them out or something. There

697
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:49,880
Speaker 2: was like more to the story, but like when the

698
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:53,760
Speaker 2: waiter found out like they were getting served alcoholic beverages,

699
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,400
Speaker 2: they like grabbed them all away from them immediately and

700
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:59,360
Speaker 2: like ran to the back and like tried to correct

701
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 2: the situation. But I don't think it was fully the

702
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:01,880
Speaker 2: waiter's fault.

703
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is so insane.

704
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 2: But that's what you get for going to sugar Factory.

705
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:07,960
Speaker 1: I know, I can't believe people are still going to

706
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:08,640
Speaker 1: sugar Factory.

707
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:10,240
Speaker 2: I've never been, and I really want to go.

708
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 1: Should we go? But oh, we've actually thought about going,

709
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:15,200
Speaker 1: but that we literally on the podcast actually have looked

710
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:17,960
Speaker 1: up sugar factory, but all the ones in LA are closed.

711
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 1: You would have to go to Las Vegas. But Sugar

712
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,960
Speaker 1: Factory is having a comeback because I keep seeing it

713
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 1: all over the place, So maybe they'll reopen the ones

714
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 1: in LA.

715
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 2: I have a note in my podcast notes that I

716
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:31,480
Speaker 2: just looked at and I was like trying so hard

717
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 2: to figure out what I meant by this. I just

718
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:37,480
Speaker 2: oat milk cortado, simple syrup, Asian chicken salad but when

719
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:39,640
Speaker 2: we went to Jones, I wrote it down in the

720
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:42,720
Speaker 2: podcast notes and I was like, fuck, dude, Like what

721
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:43,960
Speaker 2: am I trying to say here?

722
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 1: But it's just my order order. Well, this is a

723
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 1: conversation me and Drew started off camera. I was saying

724
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,960
Speaker 1: that foot fetishes need to be normalized because it's not

725
00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 1: that crazy, like.

726
00:33:58,240 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 2: They're fairly normalized.

727
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 1: I think the mass majority still like ale feet, like

728
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 1: you got your dogs out, Like. I think it's normalized

729
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,799
Speaker 1: in a way of like for free, like that's like

730
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:11,640
Speaker 1: a thing, But it's not because it's not because people

731
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 1: are like, oh, it's like normal to.

732
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:15,439
Speaker 2: Like NYA has a foot fetishes? What I do?

733
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:18,240
Speaker 1: I would suck on the toes of the right person.

734
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:21,279
Speaker 2: No, I don't think we need to normalize that.

735
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:24,840
Speaker 1: But then you said we need to normalize furries first,

736
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:27,279
Speaker 1: and that makes no fucking sense because we're talking about

737
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:30,440
Speaker 1: normalizing a human body part versus people who get in

738
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 1: fucking animal costumes and fun.

739
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:37,839
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, I think furries are demonized. Obviously there's bad,

740
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 2: but there's bad and a lot of good and everywhere.

741
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:45,279
Speaker 2: But I think like furries are like they're they're braver

742
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:48,319
Speaker 2: than the fucking marines. Like I really do come in them.

743
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:50,680
Speaker 2: I'm not a furry, could never be a furry. I

744
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 2: do want a first.

745
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:53,840
Speaker 1: I'm not a furry. I fucking hate them. They're disgusting.

746
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 2: But but the like conventions like the bug furries, those

747
00:34:58,200 --> 00:34:59,759
Speaker 2: are sick, like the moth ones and.

748
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 1: The say the cosmic are fire, like the commitment to

749
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:07,280
Speaker 1: it is fire. But then I think about, like, actually,

750
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 1: you know what, No, maybe in this one conversation you're

751
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,359
Speaker 1: changing my mind. What I will say is like if

752
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: I had to choose between having sex with like a

753
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 1: random person who has like no interest and no passions

754
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 1: versus having sex with a furry that furry is about

755
00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:25,759
Speaker 1: to fuck me crazy, like that is gonna be some

756
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 1: crazy as like, you know, furries are fucking like anybody

757
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:34,880
Speaker 1: with the passion that fucking like intense is fucking.

758
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:39,920
Speaker 2: I have so many passions, like so many passions that

759
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:40,359
Speaker 2: I love.

760
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:44,280
Speaker 1: You want to prove it in the bedroom. I love.

761
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:50,400
Speaker 2: No. But yeah, I think foot fetishes are normalized. I

762
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:53,680
Speaker 2: think they are a thing, and I think it's just

763
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,359
Speaker 2: like I think true equality is when you can make

764
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 2: fun of something, And being able to make fun of

765
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,440
Speaker 2: foot fetishes, I think just makes it so like it's

766
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 2: hello normalized. Also, like there's like some like like connection

767
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 2: in the brain where like the sex center of your

768
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 2: brain is right next to like the foot center or something.

769
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 2: So like sometimes those like neurons like crossfire, and that's

770
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:20,440
Speaker 2: why some people develop fetish. I think so like obviously,

771
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 2: like I saw one fucking I actually did see an

772
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,800
Speaker 2: article on it. This wasn't me watching a fucking TikTok.

773
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:30,360
Speaker 1: Watching a TikTok and saying you read an article literally

774
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:34,520
Speaker 1: classic classic, twenty something year old vibes.

775
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 2: Foot fetish.

776
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 1: Did you just have to spell foot out loud to

777
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 1: type it right?

778
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:42,080
Speaker 3: Uh?

779
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 2: Yeah. It occurs in the part of the brain called

780
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:48,799
Speaker 2: the samatosensory cortex, which is the area that makes you

781
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 2: feel things. Apparently this part of the brain is right

782
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 2: next to the part of the brain that controls your

783
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:58,040
Speaker 2: feet and toes. So like crossfires the neurons, blah blah,

784
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:00,440
Speaker 2: and that's why some people develop did that why I.

785
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 1: Can't stop looking at your feet? Can you take your

786
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 1: shoes off? We're no shoe household and no socks. We've

787
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,000
Speaker 1: become a no shoe and no sock household because your

788
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 1: socks can pick up dirt. From your house and bring

789
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:13,880
Speaker 1: them into my house.

790
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:17,640
Speaker 2: So no sock household would be so nasty on like

791
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 2: hard floor, you need to.

792
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 1: Take your bare feet out immediately. I actually love that.

793
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,960
Speaker 1: I love the sound of feet hitting a floor, like

794
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,960
Speaker 1: walking around. It's literally so funny. No, no, because it's funny.

795
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:33,760
Speaker 1: It's like duck feet, like our feet literally are like yeah,

796
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 1: like it's so funny that like our feet just like

797
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:38,480
Speaker 1: makes sounds like we literally as humans, like nobody can

798
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 1: be silent, like everything you do like there is a

799
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 1: sound to it.

800
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:43,840
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I mean you never hear me when I

801
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 2: sneak into your bedroom at night and won't you sleep, Well.

802
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 1: That's because I'm a heavy sleeper. But sometimes I do

803
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:50,919
Speaker 1: peek my eye open a little bit and I see

804
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:52,080
Speaker 1: you and then I'm like.

805
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:56,040
Speaker 2: Away, Like I've said this one hundred million times. But

806
00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 2: Enya in the morning when she wakes up, she has

807
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:04,520
Speaker 2: like zero control over her body and like she stomps

808
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:07,360
Speaker 2: through the fucking house like she like, I'm.

809
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:11,920
Speaker 1: Just heavy footed. As far if I was in Texas

810
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 1: Chainsaw and ask her, I'd be like if I was

811
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,920
Speaker 1: in Fortnite and somebody had their like visual audio thing on,

812
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:21,680
Speaker 1: you know, how it's like the little feet when they're

813
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 1: walking around. You my sounds would be like humongous feet

814
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:30,879
Speaker 1: walking around. If you had to if you ever had

815
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 1: to walk into a room full of everyone you've ever met,

816
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 1: who would you look for first?

817
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:36,960
Speaker 2: You?

818
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:41,239
Speaker 1: Me, I think it would be you. Two When I

819
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 1: thought of it, it was you first, and then I

820
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:45,279
Speaker 1: was like, Fuck, that's a hard question though, because like

821
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 1: it would depend on how I'm feeling, like not how

822
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:54,439
Speaker 1: because like I would be like really stuck between looking

823
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:56,319
Speaker 1: for you or Ryan. But I think that includes your

824
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 1: family too, Like it's literally like everybody you know. If

825
00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:02,759
Speaker 1: it was everybody you've ever met, who would you go

826
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:03,400
Speaker 1: in looking for?

827
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:05,960
Speaker 2: I Like, I think without second thought, it would be

828
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 2: you because I'm just literally so like used to you,

829
00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 2: Like I've been away from my family for like a

830
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 2: like it's literally just like oh, where's like Inn, You're

831
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 2: like where's Josh? Like where where are my people? I

832
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,719
Speaker 2: always think about that like into the world situation, like

833
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:23,400
Speaker 2: I would collect you, I would collect Josh and I

834
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:25,880
Speaker 2: would collect a zool and we'd get in one of

835
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 2: y'all's car and like drive across the country and like

836
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,240
Speaker 2: drop off v everywhere.

837
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 1: I know, that's like my biggest thing. When I think

838
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:36,719
Speaker 1: of like the apocalypse and the world ending, I'm like, fuck, dude,

839
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 1: Like I hate that I wouldn't be with y'all too,

840
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,760
Speaker 1: but I need to be with my family, like because

841
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 1: of just like I want, I love my family. But

842
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:46,239
Speaker 1: when I read that, I was like, damn. I was

843
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,040
Speaker 1: like trying. I thought of you, and then I was like, no,

844
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:49,920
Speaker 1: it should be like my fucking dad, Like that's why

845
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 1: I should look at four first. But just the reality

846
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 1: is like I don't think I would like look for

847
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:55,840
Speaker 1: my dad first. I would look for you, which is

848
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,439
Speaker 1: would you look for Oh?

849
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:00,080
Speaker 3: I would look for your mom so that I can.

850
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 1: Bang one last time.

851
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, that's funny when.

852
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:05,279
Speaker 1: You say that, because in the room of everybody met,

853
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 1: if I was with Drew's mom in the room, we'd

854
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:07,880
Speaker 1: already be banging.

855
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:08,920
Speaker 2: What's funny?

856
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:11,279
Speaker 1: So you get your heart broken for no reason?

857
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,839
Speaker 2: And also it's funny in her room with all the

858
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,360
Speaker 2: women that I've had sex with, your mom would be

859
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:19,800
Speaker 2: the only one in there. It's like a thousand times.

860
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:24,680
Speaker 2: What it's like, we've had sex a thousand times.

861
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:27,360
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, yeah.

862
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 1: You've only had sex with his mom, no, no, what.

863
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:38,480
Speaker 1: Also me and Drew have realized, or I realized the

864
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:40,360
Speaker 1: other day when I was going to get in my car,

865
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 1: I looked at my car and I immediately got so

866
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 1: humiliated because my car has a fucking nasty little antenna.

867
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 2: I forgot.

868
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:54,480
Speaker 1: It was freaking me the fuck out right, And I

869
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 1: was like, has that always been on there? And she

870
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, that's always been there, and I was like,

871
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:02,320
Speaker 1: there's no way my car has always had that goddamn

872
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:06,759
Speaker 1: fucking intent on, so stupid got so I got so embarrassed.

873
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 1: I contemplating going and ripping it off the top of

874
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 1: my car because it was so humiliating. And then when

875
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:13,920
Speaker 1: we were driving, we kept looking at every car has

876
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:15,239
Speaker 1: like a little nub or intent.

877
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:17,400
Speaker 2: I was like eye blind to it, like I like

878
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:20,680
Speaker 2: nose blind to fucking seeing intennas, Like I literally like,

879
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 2: it was freaking me the fuck out. And there's so

880
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:26,239
Speaker 2: many different like variations and shapes. There's like nubs and

881
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,880
Speaker 2: then there's nubs with the stick, which those are horrifying,

882
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:30,880
Speaker 2: the nubs with the mine has a nub with the

883
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 2: stick those I hate those, and then the tall ones

884
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 2: that are like on these to.

885
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 1: Have that because like that, like I need to get

886
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 1: my truck so I can have that tall antenna and

887
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 1: put a little thingy like I'll put an LGBT flag

888
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:46,280
Speaker 1: on it for Drew because I'm usually gonna be driving

889
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:47,279
Speaker 1: around with Drew. Yeah.

890
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:51,279
Speaker 2: No. When we were talking about it, like my fucking capitalistic,

891
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 2: rotten brain like was like, oh my god, like we

892
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,000
Speaker 2: need to start like a new like intenda like head

893
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,880
Speaker 2: bob business, like you know how people would put like

894
00:41:58,920 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 2: the jack in the bottom.

895
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 1: That's not a thing anymore.

896
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:02,879
Speaker 2: I was like, we need to restart that, like we.

897
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 1: Should make emergency in orcom little nubs that would.

898
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:06,880
Speaker 2: Be fire, that would be really fire.

899
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 1: But it's fucking disgusting. And but then I had me thinking.

900
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:13,120
Speaker 1: I was like, damn people who design cars, and just

901
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:16,799
Speaker 1: like design objects for everyday use in general, you have

902
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:18,279
Speaker 1: to be really good at it for it to be

903
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 1: a widely adopted design. And those are such good designs

904
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 1: because I've had that car for five years and not

905
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:28,840
Speaker 1: once have I ever looked at it and seen that

906
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:33,240
Speaker 1: stupid fucking nasty tail nub ass.

907
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 2: Intellna, why don't they put it in like the fucking

908
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 2: tail light or.

909
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 1: Something like why don't even need that this, this can

910
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:40,799
Speaker 1: do more than what my car can do with that

911
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 1: fucking intenna. And this doesn't happen in antenna, Like why

912
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:44,879
Speaker 1: do we have an antenna?

913
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,920
Speaker 2: The phone talking to the antenna? Be like I can

914
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:50,320
Speaker 2: do anything, you can do better actually does.

915
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:53,360
Speaker 1: But it's not sticking out of it like a fucking

916
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:57,360
Speaker 1: nasty wiener. Cai, That's what I meant, cau. Oh, I

917
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:59,000
Speaker 1: gotta go into detail for God.

918
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:01,480
Speaker 2: And they got bodied and you got bodied.

919
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:03,920
Speaker 1: But you know what I mean, like that shit is internal.

920
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:06,160
Speaker 1: Why the fuck does mine have like a little chub,

921
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 1: but like my car has a chub, Like it's so nasty,

922
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:10,320
Speaker 1: it's got.

923
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 2: A little boner. Okay, well I got a couple of more.

924
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:15,640
Speaker 1: Who uses the radio? Why does it? Why does it

925
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:16,840
Speaker 1: need that for the fucking radio?

926
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:20,319
Speaker 2: You're being class being needs it.

927
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 1: For the radio. But every time I listen to the

928
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:24,920
Speaker 1: radio in my car, it is always stacky. It has

929
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 1: never been a clear signal pisses me off.

930
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:33,160
Speaker 2: Sorry, you're beautiful when you're angry.

931
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 1: Because I'm passionate.

932
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:38,920
Speaker 2: Okay, I wrote down I got so lucky to experience.

933
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:42,239
Speaker 2: Never mind that one's gay. I'll just tell you that

934
00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:47,960
Speaker 2: one in private this one.

935
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's sweet. Why did you write that?

936
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 2: Just because I thought about it and I like was like, literally,

937
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 2: like that's so real, Like I literally do, I literally

938
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 2: you do. I'm saving that one for me and Indya.

939
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:07,359
Speaker 1: Oh it was really sweet, guys. But I know he did.

940
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 1: He showed me that because he wants to hit later.

941
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,799
Speaker 1: I know it. I just know. That's why I'll let.

942
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:17,719
Speaker 2: Jeffrey Star goes. I farted, it's her wing.

943
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:19,239
Speaker 3: But it sounded exactly like fart.

944
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:19,960
Speaker 2: Was that her phone?

945
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 1: Yeah? It was my phone. I don't know why it's

946
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:23,360
Speaker 1: such a strange sound.

947
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:26,839
Speaker 2: Y'all. Ever get the PS five control and I'll put

948
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:27,840
Speaker 2: it on your fucking clitteries.

949
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:30,920
Speaker 1: Okay, Actually I was saying the other day. I said

950
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:33,520
Speaker 1: the other day. I literally was like, I'm gonna make

951
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:36,000
Speaker 1: an attachment to wait, I think I said it on

952
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:38,279
Speaker 1: the podcast. I'm gonna make an attachment to the PS

953
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:40,960
Speaker 1: five controller that has like a little stick that goes

954
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:42,400
Speaker 1: down there. But then it would be really bad for

955
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:44,439
Speaker 1: your brain. Yeah, it would be bad for your brain

956
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:46,239
Speaker 1: because then, like what, you're running away from someone in

957
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:49,239
Speaker 1: Texas changeaw Mascar and they're literally killing you, and then

958
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:51,279
Speaker 1: like your brain would be getting stimulated in that way,

959
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:52,960
Speaker 1: and you're seeing that. And that's how we have so

960
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,160
Speaker 1: many fucking killers is because the porn industry is so

961
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:58,160
Speaker 1: fucking gnarly and disgusting and teaches you to have signaling

962
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:02,760
Speaker 1: for abuse to sexual events and it's really nat and excustic.

963
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:07,720
Speaker 2: Ellen degenerous saves money on makes and it's.

964
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:09,480
Speaker 1: Really good that they did that idea. That's really good

965
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 1: that they did that.

966
00:45:13,239 --> 00:45:17,640
Speaker 2: But I was gonna say, Jeffrey Starg's live every day, Okay,

967
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:20,440
Speaker 2: so I know all of y'all probably know.

968
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:22,880
Speaker 1: Wait, I'm sorry, but I do need to clarify that,

969
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:25,520
Speaker 1: Like it's I saw people the other day being like,

970
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:28,640
Speaker 1: why do they keep saying Disneyland and Marty Gras And

971
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:32,600
Speaker 1: it's gone to rah, it's gone too far where we're

972
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:35,760
Speaker 1: taking like our jokes that we have as friends behind

973
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 1: closed doors to the public and we are not explaining it.

974
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:44,080
Speaker 1: And there's no explanation. The Marty Gras thing is just

975
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 1: because I said it in Josiah and like one of

976
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,959
Speaker 1: the midnight McDonald's, and Josiah thought that it was really

977
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,399
Speaker 1: funny for some reason. So he's been like every time

978
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:53,239
Speaker 1: he sees me He's like, say, Marty Gras and I'm

979
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:55,520
Speaker 1: like Marty rat and like we keep doing it. That's

980
00:45:55,560 --> 00:46:02,080
Speaker 1: become like a joke, and the joke he was, so

981
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:05,399
Speaker 1: now we just keep screaming at Also the Ellen Degener's joke.

982
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:08,600
Speaker 1: I'm keeping that from Yeah, that's for us, but that's

983
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 1: like an inside joke that you're just never going to understand.

984
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 1: And you should have connections with your own friends, so

985
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:13,160
Speaker 1: you could have those kind of things that you could

986
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,200
Speaker 1: throw up people and like use it as a device

987
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 1: to make them so jealous and incentivize their own emotional

988
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:19,760
Speaker 1: connection to other people.

989
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:28,000
Speaker 2: Huh. Jeffree Star Okay, yeah, yeah, Jeffreys.

990
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 1: Hello, hey hey, just okay, where you go?

991
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 2: Where'd you go? Where'd you go? Look at me? Look

992
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 2: at me? You seem lost? You're looking well, all right.

993
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 2: I was asleep last night and I woke up this

994
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 2: like at like three am to go pee. Fell asleep

995
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 2: with my lights on on top of my covers, by

996
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 2: the way, But I did remember to shut my computer

997
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:02,960
Speaker 2: this time. I never forget that or always. I don't

998
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 2: know a betther shot, but I like woke up and

999
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:09,279
Speaker 2: like my tongue hurt, like the tip of my tongue

1000
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:11,879
Speaker 2: hurt really bad in my dream, and I woke up

1001
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:14,880
Speaker 2: and like I was chomping down on the tip of

1002
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:18,760
Speaker 2: my tongue, like like biting on it almost the entire

1003
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:20,759
Speaker 2: night that I was asleep. And I woke up and

1004
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 2: I was like, damn, my tongue hurts, and I went

1005
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 2: back to sleep. I know my tongue was hurting again

1006
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 2: in my fucking dream, And I woke up this morning

1007
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 2: biting on my tongue again. And if that becomes a

1008
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:33,759
Speaker 2: fucking habit, it hurts so bad. It literally feels like

1009
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:35,440
Speaker 2: I just like bit all like like you know when

1010
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:38,840
Speaker 2: you burn your tongue on, like like a coffee or

1011
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:41,080
Speaker 2: hot chocolate. That's what it feels like on the tip

1012
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:43,400
Speaker 2: of my tongue. Like I scraped all of the fucking

1013
00:47:44,719 --> 00:47:47,120
Speaker 2: taste buds off and it hurts so bad.

1014
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:49,239
Speaker 1: Good now you can give yourself vegetables or something and

1015
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 1: you don't have to think about the taste.

1016
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:59,359
Speaker 2: Okay, you're like you.

1017
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:00,920
Speaker 1: Almost made me raise my voice.

1018
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, you almost made me Wait where we were jeffree

1019
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:05,400
Speaker 2: stars seconds?

1020
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:06,360
Speaker 1: Four seconds?

1021
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:10,680
Speaker 2: Oh freaking seconds. Oh. What I said though, is it's

1022
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 2: literally like you know what I'm gonna tell you something

1023
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:16,319
Speaker 2: I wasn't blah blah blah. I'm not even sad that

1024
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:18,799
Speaker 2: you broke your elbow. Yeah, it's like the same the

1025
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 2: same female type of person is not the same person.

1026
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:25,960
Speaker 3: No, no, whoa, my brain just fused those together.

1027
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:31,319
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, But what the fuck? Oh, Jeffrey Star goes

1028
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:34,359
Speaker 2: live every day. I'm sure everyone has noticed, Like why

1029
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:36,480
Speaker 2: is Jeffrey going live every day? It probably started out

1030
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:40,000
Speaker 2: as like boredom, like in fucking Wyoming wherever he is,

1031
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:44,919
Speaker 2: like being bored as fuck. Well, it's evolved into him

1032
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:48,720
Speaker 2: doing those TikTok battles, right. Well, I ran the numbers.

1033
00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:52,359
Speaker 2: You can see how many gifts people get. Like there's

1034
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:55,759
Speaker 2: like a ranking system, and Jeffree Star, without fail, every

1035
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 2: single day is in the top three. Like that. I've

1036
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:00,279
Speaker 2: been checking for the last week. He's in a top

1037
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:03,359
Speaker 2: three every single day with like anywhere from like one

1038
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 2: point three million to like three million gifts a day.

1039
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:10,439
Speaker 2: There's a calculator online that I looked, and I did

1040
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:15,200
Speaker 2: like very conservative numbers. He's making eight to like thirteen

1041
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:18,680
Speaker 2: fifteen thousand dollars a day on TikTok live streaming. Only

1042
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:22,800
Speaker 2: if that if this calculator is correct, but it's so insane,

1043
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:25,840
Speaker 2: like he's people are giving him essentially forty thousand dollars

1044
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:27,919
Speaker 2: a day and then it's getting cut down and after

1045
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 2: taxes and everything, it becomes it. And then I was like,

1046
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:33,399
Speaker 2: that's why he does it. He's making more money doing

1047
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:36,239
Speaker 2: TikTok Live ship than he ever did on YouTube or

1048
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:38,840
Speaker 2: anything like. That's that's an accesseration.

1049
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:41,000
Speaker 1: Well though he's making so much money because of all

1050
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:44,400
Speaker 1: that yak meat. God knows it's flying off the shelves fly.

1051
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 1: I don't think yak meat, but it probably just tastes

1052
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:49,120
Speaker 1: like meat, like when people start eating like extravagant meats

1053
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 1: from other animals. I'm like, bro iguanna taste like chicken.

1054
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 1: So like there's probably just like eighteen other speechies that

1055
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:54,960
Speaker 1: just tastes like chicken.

1056
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:57,520
Speaker 2: I will say, like there is like a level of

1057
00:49:57,560 --> 00:50:00,920
Speaker 2: like nasty gaminess to like why old cat meat that

1058
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:04,399
Speaker 2: I don't fuck we well, cock meat, Yeah, you don't

1059
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:10,759
Speaker 2: fucking say cocks. WHOA. I don't know why I said that, Like,

1060
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:13,080
Speaker 2: I literally don't. I didn't even think that about it

1061
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:14,520
Speaker 2: just like came out of my mouth. That was like

1062
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:18,520
Speaker 2: so weird. But like there's like a level of like

1063
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:21,360
Speaker 2: this flavor profile that's just so fucking nasty boots that

1064
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 2: like gave me. It tastes like it's been outdoor and

1065
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:27,040
Speaker 2: it's like a stringent and it's like fucking stringy and tough.

1066
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:29,839
Speaker 2: It's like no, no, no, no, no, no no no.

1067
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:31,520
Speaker 2: But I'm sure it tastes just like oxtail.

1068
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,480
Speaker 1: I would fuck. Oh I'm getting oxtail today.

1069
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:34,880
Speaker 2: Mmm.

1070
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:37,520
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well.

1071
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:39,719
Speaker 2: Oh wait, I got one more. I guess it could

1072
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:42,319
Speaker 2: go into Drew syeub corner. Yeah, yeah, we'll do Drew

1073
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 2: Seup corner.

1074
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:47,279
Speaker 1: It's the Grime guys, exciting news. I have something to.

1075
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:50,640
Speaker 2: Save due and just joining this one is not nearly

1076
00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:53,520
Speaker 2: I think magnum opis was last week like Drew sab

1077
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:55,040
Speaker 2: corner last week was magnum.

1078
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 1: Your magnum opus was you saying to out people in

1079
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:00,719
Speaker 1: the comments? That was like the funest thing I've heard

1080
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:01,520
Speaker 1: in a long time.

1081
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:05,319
Speaker 2: Being a Grimes fan is like being a Lana fan

1082
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:08,719
Speaker 2: in twenty fourteen. We are in the trenches. I'm a

1083
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:11,480
Speaker 2: closeted Grimes fan. You can't say publicly that you're a

1084
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:13,680
Speaker 2: Grimes fan, but like, I'm sorry.

1085
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:15,600
Speaker 1: No, it literally is like what it was like saying

1086
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:18,600
Speaker 1: you're a Lona fan in twenty twenty. It was like

1087
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:21,480
Speaker 1: saying you're alta fan from like twenty fourteen to twenty

1088
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:24,520
Speaker 1: like twenty two it was like, oh, you're a Lana fan,

1089
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:27,279
Speaker 1: like okay, and now now it's all the rate.

1090
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:32,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, but Grimes is just misunderstood, y'allren't really listening to

1091
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:36,760
Speaker 2: the messagees she's saying, you're just hearing the words and

1092
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:39,960
Speaker 2: taking them at face value and very literally. But also

1093
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:43,440
Speaker 2: she has had some really fucking wax shit. But like,

1094
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:45,839
Speaker 2: like I said, we're in the trenches, like Lana doing

1095
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:47,920
Speaker 2: cocaine and like telling her twelve year old fans to

1096
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 2: do cocaine.

1097
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:49,359
Speaker 1: Umm.

1098
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:53,799
Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't talk about the Halloween mask. They made

1099
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:55,839
Speaker 2: a fucking Halloween mask of me and are selling them

1100
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:56,560
Speaker 2: at City.

1101
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:57,480
Speaker 1: It's kind of fucked up.

1102
00:51:57,520 --> 00:52:01,400
Speaker 2: It's fucking crazy. They charge your phone and be bisexual,

1103
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:06,720
Speaker 2: eat hot chips and lie. Yeah, that's so real. I'll

1104
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 2: show you the video after do you have.

1105
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:11,520
Speaker 1: It saved and you I have it in our tacks,

1106
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:11,880
Speaker 1: It'll be.

1107
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:17,239
Speaker 2: Okay, Drew sigh op for real this time. Welcome to

1108
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:20,279
Speaker 2: Drew Shy on Corner. You ever get high with someone

1109
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:22,560
Speaker 2: and bust out laughing because they ugly as fuck.

1110
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:27,600
Speaker 1: Fucked up, Like that's why I can't get high around you?

1111
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:39,960
Speaker 2: What the fuck? The male version of san is he out? Okay, Oh,

1112
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:43,000
Speaker 2: I have gay people does not produce anything good. But like,

1113
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:45,239
Speaker 2: obviously that's not true because Kyane and you are here

1114
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:50,520
Speaker 2: making the podcast. But like, wow, I thought I had COVID,

1115
00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:55,680
Speaker 2: but I was just in pussy withdrawal. That's all I got. Guys,

1116
00:52:57,719 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 2: I know this was a flop. I tried so hard.

1117
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:10,560
Speaker 1: That's really crazy. Yeah, mine is uh girlhood, bitch, you're

1118
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:15,840
Speaker 1: twenty eight, and we need to take that word away

1119
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:20,239
Speaker 1: from people. Girlhood. She was a fairy bitch. You are

1120
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:23,600
Speaker 1: thirty two, Like you need to calm the fuck down.

1121
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:30,799
Speaker 2: Womanhood Yeah part of girlhood? No, okay, yeah, I'm gonna

1122
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:31,440
Speaker 2: shut the fuck.

1123
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:34,680
Speaker 1: Up all right. Media of the Wee. Yeah, I saw

1124
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:39,400
Speaker 1: past lives that it made me want Yeah, maybe.

1125
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:44,080
Speaker 2: My Unknown Death two thousand and two. Just listen to

1126
00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:47,239
Speaker 2: the album give it a listen by Young Leen. I

1127
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:50,759
Speaker 2: feel like you might like it a little bit. Umm

1128
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:58,640
Speaker 2: Shawnnie Bin Laden Uh grint shet shit, a whole lot

1129
00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:02,239
Speaker 2: of wickedry walk hard. Trying to bin Laden is just

1130
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:05,719
Speaker 2: fucking lit. You know who I was listening to the

1131
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:09,440
Speaker 2: other day and I was like, damn, like you're actually

1132
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:13,560
Speaker 2: like the voice of a generation, like you shaped so

1133
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:16,520
Speaker 2: much culture, like and I don't even think I know

1134
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:21,880
Speaker 2: he realizes it. But young Thug Like young Thug is

1135
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:25,000
Speaker 2: like that bitch, Like no one's really like talking about it,

1136
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:30,319
Speaker 2: but like we need a free young thug, Like for real, we.

1137
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:32,560
Speaker 1: Need to free me from the prison that is having

1138
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:33,719
Speaker 1: to do this podcast with you.

1139
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:37,879
Speaker 2: Vespertine. Listen to Vespertine by Buyork. I know I say

1140
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:40,600
Speaker 2: it like once every month, but like literally I'm begging you.

1141
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:43,759
Speaker 2: It's like best album. I'm trying to get everybody on

1142
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:46,080
Speaker 2: that shit like stop same Post or debut as your

1143
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:47,120
Speaker 2: per favorite album.

1144
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:51,320
Speaker 1: Like there's no I will say Vespertine is like between

1145
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:55,360
Speaker 1: Vespertine and Post. I would throw on Vespertine over Post,

1146
00:54:55,680 --> 00:55:01,200
Speaker 1: but like possibly may Bee, yeah, possibly may.

1147
00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:06,960
Speaker 2: There's like it's also quiet, hyperballid, army possibly maybe like

1148
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:09,600
Speaker 2: the modern things, but like other than.

1149
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:11,080
Speaker 1: That, like did you say army of me?

1150
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:13,560
Speaker 2: Yeah? There's not like much replay that.

1151
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:16,440
Speaker 1: Oh wait, but I really like I miss you.

1152
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:18,680
Speaker 2: Met you?

1153
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:23,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, headphones actually wait, this is like, actually, I'm gonna

1154
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:27,200
Speaker 1: count headphones. I miss you. Possibly maybe it's a quiet

1155
00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:29,960
Speaker 1: hyperballid army. I mean I didn't count those, but that's

1156
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,280
Speaker 1: like more than half of the album.

1157
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:34,840
Speaker 2: It's like Bops, the best routines, got hidden place, Cocoon,

1158
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:44,799
Speaker 2: it's not up to you, Undue Frosty Unison. So like

1159
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:46,520
Speaker 2: they're pretty pretty tired, but.

1160
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:49,880
Speaker 1: Debut has human behavior like someone in love.

1161
00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:58,080
Speaker 2: Wait you saying that one? I like literally can't oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1162
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:09,359
Speaker 1: Yeah around me, big time sensuality, big chiptuality. Damn, it's

1163
00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:14,400
Speaker 1: a York day.

1164
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:16,439
Speaker 2: No. They were the.

1165
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:18,280
Speaker 1: First humans to tap into that octave.

1166
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:25,680
Speaker 2: Like, so B York is that bitch, And I know

1167
00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:27,680
Speaker 2: a lot of y'all are in the phase of faking

1168
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:30,000
Speaker 2: liking B York because like you want to be a

1169
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:31,680
Speaker 2: part of it. And I swear to God, just keep

1170
00:56:31,719 --> 00:56:34,120
Speaker 2: pushing and it will click for you. One day. No

1171
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:36,279
Speaker 2: one listens to B York the first time and likes her.

1172
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:39,040
Speaker 2: I swear to God. It's like Blade, like Byork finds you.

1173
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:42,000
Speaker 2: You don't find B York. You don't find Blade. It'll

1174
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,439
Speaker 2: come to you when you need her. Well.

1175
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:49,400
Speaker 1: My Media of the Week is Suzanne by Leonard Cohen,

1176
00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:51,840
Speaker 1: and that's no way to say goodbye by him. But

1177
00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:56,120
Speaker 1: I don't think that's the real name of that song. Actually,

1178
00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:58,440
Speaker 1: let me just find it, like as if anybody actually

1179
00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:00,560
Speaker 1: listens to what I say, because nobody gets a hey,

1180
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:03,840
Speaker 1: that's no way to say goodbye. April by Brian Green

1181
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:09,680
Speaker 1: is such a good song. The album Anyhow by Leland Whitty,

1182
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:12,080
Speaker 1: which is an album you convinced me to listen all

1183
00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:14,319
Speaker 1: the way through because I had only originally listened to

1184
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:17,400
Speaker 1: like the popular Yeah, I had originally only listened to

1185
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:20,680
Speaker 1: the first two tracks on this because it was like

1186
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:22,680
Speaker 1: like Last Moon was the only one I had listened to,

1187
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:24,680
Speaker 1: And then I listened to the whole album and I

1188
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:26,440
Speaker 1: love the album. I listened to it every time I'm

1189
00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:26,960
Speaker 1: in the sauna.

1190
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:30,520
Speaker 2: It's like freaky, like it's like nice, like jazzy, like.

1191
00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:34,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a nice, like jazzy ambient album, and

1192
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:36,680
Speaker 1: it like has like drums in it, which I usually

1193
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:40,480
Speaker 1: like for ambient music to have. Like drums is like

1194
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:45,320
Speaker 1: really nice. A Summer Wasting by Belle and Sebastian Together

1195
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:47,959
Speaker 1: We are Beautiful, which is what I said last week,

1196
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:57,080
Speaker 1: And honestly, anything by Blossom Dearie nice or like not

1197
00:57:57,160 --> 00:57:58,720
Speaker 1: the song but like just Blossom Diary.

1198
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:05,960
Speaker 2: Period. I am I'm shadowing. Watched Adventure Time, which I know,

1199
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:09,280
Speaker 2: wait hold on, let me restart. I watched Adventure Time

1200
00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:13,200
Speaker 2: for the first time, like sat down and watched like

1201
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:16,080
Speaker 2: a bunch of episodes back to back because like obviously,

1202
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:18,720
Speaker 2: like I've seen bits and pieces and episodes through like

1203
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:21,880
Speaker 2: friends or like on Cartoon Network when I would watch

1204
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:24,480
Speaker 2: cartoons or like whatever that vibe was, but like I

1205
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:27,560
Speaker 2: never sat down and like consumed it. And everyone in

1206
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:30,560
Speaker 2: my life was like, Drew you would like love that show. Yeah,

1207
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:33,680
Speaker 2: so fucking much. It's so Drew core, Like it's literally it.

1208
00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:35,440
Speaker 2: And I know it's probably like here safe for me

1209
00:58:35,480 --> 00:58:37,600
Speaker 2: to even say, like as a twenty five year old

1210
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:42,800
Speaker 2: man like that, I haven't seen Adventure Time, but I

1211
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:45,120
Speaker 2: sat down and watched like two hours and twenty minutes

1212
00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:49,680
Speaker 2: worth yesterday while I was like drawing and working, and

1213
00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:53,360
Speaker 2: I can say that everyone was right. It is the

1214
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:57,280
Speaker 2: best cartoon ever made. Yeah, period, Like the best cartoon

1215
00:58:57,320 --> 00:58:57,680
Speaker 2: ever made.

1216
00:58:57,840 --> 00:58:59,440
Speaker 1: You've seen Midnight Gospel, right, Yeah?

1217
00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:03,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, dude, that's such like a creator. Yeah, it's

1218
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:07,000
Speaker 2: so genius. For them to like take a podcast take

1219
00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:10,440
Speaker 2: or not even that, but like or that plus like

1220
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:13,480
Speaker 2: that's I've never even had a thought close to that

1221
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:17,360
Speaker 2: level of like ingenuity and geniousness, but like the fact

1222
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:20,080
Speaker 2: that like we grew up watching Adventure Time and then

1223
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:22,600
Speaker 2: like now that we're old enough to consume like these

1224
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:27,520
Speaker 2: deeper like topics, Like it's cool that like the same creator.

1225
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:30,040
Speaker 2: So it's like familiar and it's like nostalgic, but it's

1226
00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:32,200
Speaker 2: also like heavy and deep, and it's things that we

1227
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:33,560
Speaker 2: actually have probably.

1228
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:38,600
Speaker 1: Experience and I need Duncan trust any car come here?

1229
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:41,920
Speaker 1: All right, I'm here, and we'll end the episode with that.

1230
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:43,360
Speaker 1: So thank you guys.

1231
00:59:43,480 --> 01:00:13,720
Speaker 2: We want to have sex with Duncan Trussell Tag Team