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Speaker 1: it's me Russell Peters and you're listening to my podcast,

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Speaker 1: Culturally Canceled. Check it out. This week we have a

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Speaker 1: the wilderness to Robert's very early recovery from alcoholism. When

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Speaker 1: you enjoy this. Up. That's the movie I was in,

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Speaker 1: a left side up your stroke. That that's the whole

419
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Speaker 1: linguistic part. So even if he recovered, he would have

420
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:54,879
Speaker 1: never ever did do comedy. Unfortunately. Thanks for bumming us

421
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:59,800
Speaker 1: out more. Okay, you got a great story. Though if

422
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:02,119
Speaker 1: he did make it, he still would be when he

423
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:04,359
Speaker 1: when he just said how much he hates you. Oh,

424
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 1: the last time I saw him, he told me, Um,

425
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:09,640
Speaker 1: last time I saw him, I I did a show

426
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:13,040
Speaker 1: with him in Arizona. I think August of um ten

427
00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:16,639
Speaker 1: years ago this year, and he said something about on

428
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,640
Speaker 1: stage like you know, la da da da, I don't

429
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:20,639
Speaker 1: have any Asian friend, like what like I've been sending

430
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,920
Speaker 1: porn for like ten years, right, So I was a

431
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:24,960
Speaker 1: little confused. Then he told me the next two and

432
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:27,800
Speaker 1: a half three hours how much he just getn't hate Asians.

433
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:30,959
Speaker 1: He disliked him, and he was giving all kinds of reasons,

434
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:34,720
Speaker 1: and he was basically associating me with Chinese people, which

435
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:38,359
Speaker 1: you know, it's far worse than too cold, you know,

436
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:41,440
Speaker 1: because Asian people. You know, with all this Asian hate,

437
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:46,160
Speaker 1: you know who hates Asian people? Asian people? Honestly, Um

438
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,680
Speaker 1: Yoshi is one of them. Solve hating Asians as well?

439
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:52,399
Speaker 1: Like Asian people Asians? Oh yeah, I just said that,

440
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,960
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Um, why do you keep saying Asians? Stop

441
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,440
Speaker 1: you freaking me out? You trying to cancel me? Wait

442
00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:01,719
Speaker 1: are you saying all Asians? Are you just like the Japanese? Well,

443
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,080
Speaker 1: I mean ethnically Korean, but grew up in Japan, So

444
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:07,200
Speaker 1: we got hated in Japan. But how did they know

445
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:09,480
Speaker 1: they oh no, they know, they can know. There's no

446
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:11,560
Speaker 1: way they would have thought you were Korean? Why not

447
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:18,600
Speaker 1: because he's tall radiation Um true, But they could use

448
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:21,480
Speaker 1: your they could use your till where you live, by

449
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:24,080
Speaker 1: your last name, and the profession that you have, you know,

450
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:30,000
Speaker 1: and anything to deal with the shoes, anything to do

451
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:34,600
Speaker 1: with if you butcher, and anything to do with the

452
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:37,800
Speaker 1: funeral cemetery business. Because their Buddhists, you're not supposed to

453
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:41,840
Speaker 1: kill cow. So anything with like shoes, cow hide, that's

454
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:47,919
Speaker 1: a dead giveaway. Who dead giveaway? The Chinese? What the

455
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:51,600
Speaker 1: Chinese a Buddhist? Know? The Japanese are Japanese a Buddhist,

456
00:24:53,119 --> 00:24:55,840
Speaker 1: so are the Chinese. The Chinese are and the Koreans.

457
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:59,520
Speaker 1: But I should know you should as a Tibetan, as

458
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:05,800
Speaker 1: a as a buddhas as laughing Buddha. What what profession?

459
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:08,600
Speaker 1: What's the distinction and the professions? Well, I mean anything

460
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:12,320
Speaker 1: to do with dead bodies like cemetery of funeral. You

461
00:25:12,359 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 1: are either non Japanese and or Buddhaku, which is do

462
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:21,280
Speaker 1: a karate chop when you talk. I'm sorry. You never

463
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 1: know when something's gonna attack him. Once a ninja, it

464
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:29,320
Speaker 1: was a ninja. So they get you killed by your

465
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:34,040
Speaker 1: family's profession in business and where you live and by

466
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:36,880
Speaker 1: by your last name, but you had your family had

467
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:41,399
Speaker 1: fully changed their names, hadn't they? So who moved to Japan?

468
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:45,919
Speaker 1: Your dad, my my your grandfather, My grandfather was basically

469
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:50,000
Speaker 1: a slave labor you know, because Japan occupied South Korea, right,

470
00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:55,119
Speaker 1: and when you're ethnic Korean, they forced you literally have

471
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:56,919
Speaker 1: like a slave name, and you have they forced you

472
00:25:56,960 --> 00:26:00,040
Speaker 1: to have Japanese name because they're trying to control you

473
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 1: by prevent you from speaking native language and trying to

474
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:06,679
Speaker 1: force you to be like Japanese. But this is a

475
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:11,960
Speaker 1: huge problem in Japan because they're still conflict between foreigners

476
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:14,200
Speaker 1: in Japan. And you know, my dad was born in

477
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:16,679
Speaker 1: Japan and we were still considered like foreigners and you

478
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:20,760
Speaker 1: get did you get a Japanese passport? No, we weren't

479
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:22,240
Speaker 1: get a Japanese pass They won't give it to you

480
00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:25,480
Speaker 1: unless you go through this painful and humiliating process and

481
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 1: change your stand up. So what would they make what?

482
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,639
Speaker 1: What's the way I don't understand they do? Why is

483
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:38,120
Speaker 1: it painful? Like the emotionally well, I mean they even

484
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:39,960
Speaker 1: if you move from one neighborhood or another, you have

485
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:42,800
Speaker 1: to report yourself the local police station. If you're not Japanese,

486
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:46,560
Speaker 1: are you shipping me? No? No, I mean maybe they

487
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 1: have change, but um, are the Koreans considered Guijene? Oh

488
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:56,119
Speaker 1: yeah there, So it's anybody who's not Japanese Guigene. Yes,

489
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:59,359
Speaker 1: But if you're a white foreigners, you're treated better because

490
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 1: you're you're your your white scans. You're clearly different. We

491
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 1: dropped the fun. We treated over there, not particularly you know,

492
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:14,600
Speaker 1: I mean Japanese and aggressively racist like Canadians. I don't

493
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 1: know what that means, like I mean the racist. But

494
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:18,880
Speaker 1: they don't tell you about it. You know, it's not something.

495
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,639
Speaker 1: It's not one of their selling points. Japanese. I was

496
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,720
Speaker 1: over there with the Colin for the U. S O

497
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:26,360
Speaker 1: tour and they were there. They were a little they

498
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:29,480
Speaker 1: don't They're like, fuck, you speak Japanese. Well they don't want.

499
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:32,760
Speaker 1: They're very polite. Huh. They're extremely polite, very polite, but

500
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:35,120
Speaker 1: they don't. But we were. We got off the plane.

501
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,439
Speaker 1: We got in trouble because me and Nick would be

502
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:41,359
Speaker 1: in loud in public and they were like, the labors,

503
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 1: you can't. You're not supposed to be loud in public.

504
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 1: That's too aggressive. And that's another thing that they don't

505
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 1: like about the Chinese because their language very tonal and

506
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:51,880
Speaker 1: very loud. They don't like anything loud, and they don't

507
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:56,439
Speaker 1: I got a fight on the bus. I was on

508
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 1: the fourteen our flight. I think I ate everything they

509
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:02,200
Speaker 1: gave me. I got caught stealing cheese and cake that

510
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 1: I didn't have to steal because we're in business class.

511
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:07,240
Speaker 1: It wasn't free. The lady came up. I fell asleep

512
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:08,920
Speaker 1: and a ball. I had it in my pocket and

513
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:10,920
Speaker 1: I must have squeezed it and it was a ball

514
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:13,560
Speaker 1: of cheese and cake together, and she found it. She

515
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,400
Speaker 1: goes service that she was, and I was like, no,

516
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,480
Speaker 1: she goes, She goes, you can just have as much

517
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 1: as you want. You don't have to What airline were

518
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:26,959
Speaker 1: you on? Uh? Do I figet United or something? And uh?

519
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:29,280
Speaker 1: And we got there and I had so much gas

520
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:31,159
Speaker 1: and we were on you get off on a you

521
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:34,360
Speaker 1: get off the plane onto a terminal and I let

522
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:37,640
Speaker 1: one rip. It was it was it was like front

523
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 1: and everybody. It was so the smell was so so terrible.

524
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 1: Nick Apolo just got angry, you know, he was like,

525
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 1: what the fun you fucking cock suck are you dummed it.

526
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 1: I gotta fucking wait. I went jammed in like suck

527
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:58,560
Speaker 1: these and the lady handed us a piece of paper

528
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 1: and like the first thing was, you can't be you

529
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 1: have to shut the funk up right now because you've

530
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:05,920
Speaker 1: gotta gets in trouble because uh and the fighting was bad.

531
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 1: They were mad at that too. I couldn't if that

532
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 1: happened to me and Angela, you know, Angelo Ferrucus. Yeah, yeah,

533
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,480
Speaker 1: So Angelo and I were flying back to l A

534
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:17,280
Speaker 1: from Singapore and we the night before we had gone

535
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,960
Speaker 1: to this local Singa point. You've been to Singapore right now.

536
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 1: Newton Circus is a place called Newton's Newton Circus and

537
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:26,160
Speaker 1: it's like this outdoor food court and everything is fresh,

538
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 1: like people call her, come on try this. And we

539
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 1: had this uh this sting ray as fucking delicious but

540
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 1: spicy as ship. But it's delicious. The next day your

541
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 1: farts are wretched, though. So we got on the flight

542
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 1: and it's all business class flight and and just sitting

543
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,720
Speaker 1: beside me, the seats are huge, like it's two of

544
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 1: those chairs, you know what I mean, that's one seat.

545
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 1: A matter of fact, they're too wide because you can't

546
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:50,800
Speaker 1: get comfortable, you know what I mean, like you're you're

547
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:54,160
Speaker 1: gonna lean one side or the other. But anyway, we

548
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 1: we take off, we fall asleep. I farted my sleep,

549
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 1: but I don't know what's me. The smell woke me up,

550
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what the funk was that? I look

551
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 1: over and Angels was like, what the fund is that?

552
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 1: And then I let another one go and I'm like, oh, ship,

553
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:14,160
Speaker 1: that's me. And right then the fucking flight attendants walking by,

554
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 1: and the smell is thick, and she looks at me

555
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 1: and i'd do this. I pointed him ago and she's like, oh, like,

556
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:25,000
Speaker 1: you're gross. Fatman. Florentine almost got kicked off a flight

557
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:28,959
Speaker 1: for farts. Really, Jim Florentine. Yeah, it's fox as loud

558
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 1: as his fucking voice. His fox was so smelly. They

559
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 1: were like, we're gonna land. We're gonna land the plane, sir,

560
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:37,560
Speaker 1: We're gonna They were not jugging. Then to land the plane,

561
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to leave the plane. This domestic. It

562
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 1: was domestic. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that.

563
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,720
Speaker 1: You know, for a guy whose last name is Florentine,

564
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 1: they smelled anything but like Florence. Yeah, farting on the

565
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 1: plane has to be one of the greatest. I mean, like,

566
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:01,240
Speaker 1: I know when I fired was smelly too, And I'm like, oh,

567
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 1: is there anything better? Though? But because when you're descending

568
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 1: the fucking pressure, you know what I love is because

569
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 1: I did it one time and I made a girlfriend

570
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 1: punch your boyfriend in the arm. He woke up when

571
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 1: what the fox? She goes, stop it? He goes what

572
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,560
Speaker 1: she thought it was him because he must have said,

573
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 1: I have gazes up. It was terrible, though it was,

574
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 1: it was atrocious. I didn't use anything better, like a

575
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 1: loud fun is great, but a real smelly O my god.

576
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 1: I mean, I thought I was gonna grow out of it.

577
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 1: I thought there was gonna be one point where I

578
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 1: grew out of it. I've never grown out of it. Well,

579
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:41,120
Speaker 1: what was the last time your pants? Oh? Um? I

580
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 1: had the runs a couple of about a month and

581
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 1: a half ago, and I had it bad, like I

582
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:49,040
Speaker 1: ate some caviar that made me sick. I don't eat caviar,

583
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 1: so probably why. And the farts were wretched, and the

584
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:56,800
Speaker 1: fucking farts were all sharks, and and I was laying

585
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:59,640
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586
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,560
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587
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:04,440
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588
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:05,600
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589
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590
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Speaker 1: com slash peters To learn more, Tom Papa calling you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah to Tommy, I love Tom Pop. So funny that guy,

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Speaker 1: he is very funny guy. I always started he was gay.

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Speaker 1: Why would you think I'm gay? I like bread and musicals?

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Speaker 1: Why would you think musicals are the best. We had

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Speaker 1: a great run. But he's really just a fucking big

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Speaker 1: Italian guy. Do you ever see the size of his hands. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's a big, a big fucking guy. He'll take care

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Speaker 1: of you. Yeah, gently, though I'm gonna slap the ship

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Speaker 1: out of you. I'm gonna make you sorry. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna make you go down to me in the

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Speaker 1: hallway at the seller before I go on, right, and

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Speaker 1: you're gonna enjoy it, like my set. He's so funny.

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00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:12,799
Speaker 1: It makes me angry. Yeah, it is annoying because you're like,

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Speaker 1: what the fuck? How did you just make that so good? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: He's really that story that any one of us would

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Speaker 1: have told would have been lame. Yeah he does. And

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Speaker 1: you're like, was that so goddamn funny? It's his he's

647
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:28,239
Speaker 1: his cadence his cadence is fucking off the charts as

648
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Speaker 1: far as he just tells them when to laugh. You

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Speaker 1: know the story. He's so good calling quick would fucking

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Speaker 1: throw up if you hear me saying this, Well, what

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Speaker 1: the funk was that? I want to I want funny

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Speaker 1: by his knuckle. I've seen calling in years. I remember

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Speaker 1: bringing him a videotape in like ninety six video table

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Speaker 1: what my special because he was like, I was at

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Speaker 1: the Seller with Keith and Patrese when I was sleeping

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Speaker 1: on the couch in Woodbridge, Oh no ship, and they

657
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Speaker 1: took me this and they got me on in the cellar.

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Speaker 1: And then Colin was there and was like, hey man,

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Speaker 1: I love a tough crowd. And he was like, what

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Speaker 1: do you what do you Indian? I go yeah, he goes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I go. Uh, I go I'm a comic. Oh yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: like to have on the show, give me a tape

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Speaker 1: or something. So I got him a VHS but I

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Speaker 1: never heard back from really. I think I handed it

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Speaker 1: to him in Montreal one of the other matter whatever

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Speaker 1: it was, and never. That's so weird. I didn't know

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Speaker 1: you lived with you stayed with Patrese and Keith that's

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Speaker 1: when Patrese lived in the kitchen, right, No, he was

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Speaker 1: sleeping on the couch. I was sleeping on the couch

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Speaker 1: because he moved into the kitchen. They put up that

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Speaker 1: fake wall, the Accordion door, you know, that wasn't there yet,

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Speaker 1: the dining room, the little the little world. So they

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Speaker 1: put up Accordian door, and that was Patrese's room. And

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Speaker 1: then you go to keith Is room and Keith's fucking weird.

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Speaker 1: That's when Romont was still there. Ramant remember, well, who's

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Speaker 1: his brother's name, Ralph, Ralph who had like Romant. Harris

677
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Speaker 1: was there then too. Yeah, was the road road dog

678
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Speaker 1: and used to play Sony PlayStation all fucking nights till

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Speaker 1: six in the morning. And I would have and I

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Speaker 1: was sleeping on the couch point I remember, and I was, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know what, Yeah, Patrice was And that's because I

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Speaker 1: was sleeping on the couch at that point. And I

683
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:07,840
Speaker 1: was like, yo, can somebody just not sit on that

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Speaker 1: end so I can put my head there. I don't

685
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:13,240
Speaker 1: want I don't want my face in your ass energy. Second,

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Speaker 1: it's all they play all night. Even I jumped in

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Speaker 1: a couple of times and I don't even play video.

688
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:21,359
Speaker 1: Remember that we used to play techn we go. I

689
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Speaker 1: was living with Burr. That's when I lived with Burr.

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Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, because Burn I didn't know that. Huh.

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00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:29,880
Speaker 1: Godfrey and Mike Epps used to be roommate. That's and

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Speaker 1: Dave Edwards used to live with Dave Chappelle and in

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Speaker 1: some condo and fucking create. Yeah. Burr moved to New

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Speaker 1: York from Boston six months in Gotta Go Pilot Carci

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Speaker 1: Warner Go Pilot with Molly ringwall Um. What the fund

696
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Speaker 1: was it called? I forget what it was called. But he, uh,

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Speaker 1: he was just gone. He went to l A right away,

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00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 1: Go Pilot. I mean they're going on air for fourteen episodes.

699
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Speaker 1: So it went it did it played, but it got

700
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Speaker 1: canceled Townies. I think it was about a Boston guy. Yeah,

701
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Speaker 1: what a weird place to be from. Yeah, he he

702
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Speaker 1: booked that right out of the fucking gate. There it

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Speaker 1: is right there, there's Billy. Look at Bill, I mean,

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Speaker 1: look at look at Bill Man. Bill is a good

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Speaker 1: looking fucking guy. He looks like Chris Titus. There. Didn't

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Speaker 1: you used to live in l A too, Bobby. I

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Speaker 1: moved to l A that's so funny. I came here

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Speaker 1: for pilot season one year and I was forced to

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Speaker 1: Oh you came early and wait when did you start

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Speaker 1: stand up? Then I started? Uh, because you weren a

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00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:44,359
Speaker 1: troop for first right, Yeah, it was an improv troupe.

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Speaker 1: I don't like the way you said that, but well

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Speaker 1: you know what, you heard it the right way. Okay,

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Speaker 1: they like tone on troop, but it was the troop.

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Speaker 1: Yeah with me. It was made Dane, I'll dull Benny

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Speaker 1: and this guy J Davis. Sorry, that was do orgasm

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Speaker 1: um J Hall. Right, what was Alan the Stooges or

718
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:13,400
Speaker 1: something relaxed? I'll get there. Just you know. It was

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Speaker 1: Alan the Monkeys and uh yeah we were fun. We

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Speaker 1: were big, dude. We we we came on. We won

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Speaker 1: the biggest amateur competition in Boston, the b C and

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Speaker 1: Comedy Riot, which Anthony H. Clark one. I mean, just

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Speaker 1: some big names won that thing before us. We were

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Speaker 1: the first improv group to win it. Patrise was in it,

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Speaker 1: Billy was in it that year, the trumpetition, and then

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Speaker 1: we won and we went We played the Boston Garden

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Speaker 1: Billy who and played the Gunen. We played the Boston

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Speaker 1: commun Get all fu Boston. You played the gap play

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Speaker 1: kind of panted. Those khakis went khakiest your cockies, get

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Speaker 1: your cohackies on with your khakies. Yeah, there was fourteen

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Speaker 1: thou people. We got food off the fucking stage because

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Speaker 1: it was They put us on in between the spin

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Speaker 1: doctors and Fish Fish or oh yeah fish and I

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Speaker 1: remember we we we all had different colored shirts on

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Speaker 1: and tucked into our geans. We looked like a boy

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Speaker 1: band ninety. This is fucking Jesus Christ, I don't even know,

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Speaker 1: and I remember so. So it was the spin doctors.

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Speaker 1: You guys came on and did as set we were doing.

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Speaker 1: We were going to do improvince sketching between them, completely mental.

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Speaker 1: It's we were such we didn't We were so full

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Speaker 1: of ourselves that we were like, yeah, let's do it.

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Speaker 1: But that that crop you must have got Booedd'd listen

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Speaker 1: to me. We got out there and I remember Dane

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Speaker 1: came up with the idea to squat down and as

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Speaker 1: they introduced us, we jump up and spin like doctors.

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Speaker 1: No like fish know, like the pips, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean. Like, so we they go out on the

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Speaker 1: munkey and we jumped up and just spun and to nothing.

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Speaker 1: By the way, like nobody we were supposed to. Like

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Speaker 1: every person in the crowd is tripping on acids. They're

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Speaker 1: all fucking high. And we started with a with a

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Speaker 1: sketch and I remember halfway through the sketch it wasn't

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Speaker 1: going and I just remember I started beat a sweat

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Speaker 1: come down my friend's I j and it went through

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00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 1: his eye that was open, like like I didn't even blink.

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00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 1: It just went through his eyeball. He wasn't suck shock.

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00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:25,440
Speaker 1: And then they started they started booing, and then I

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00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 1: grabbed the microphone and uh, I grabbed the microphone. I went, hey,

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Speaker 1: I know you guys didn't come here to see us.

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00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:38,360
Speaker 1: You came here to see the spin doctors wow and

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Speaker 1: fish Wow. We need to come in to ruin your night.

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Speaker 1: We guys here with a rock and roll rock and

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Speaker 1: roll yeah, I go, but give us three things that

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Speaker 1: piss you off before besides us. And then they just

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Speaker 1: started because I needed stuff for the improv I needed

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Speaker 1: things that made the map besides work. No, they started

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Speaker 1: throwing shoes and ship threw a lighter. I remember I

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Speaker 1: just heard a lettical right by my earn. They threw

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Speaker 1: fish at you. I remember that we went back and

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Speaker 1: everybody loved us before the show, and then every no

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00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:15,400
Speaker 1: one would talk to us, no one would touch us.

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00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:19,360
Speaker 1: And that's the worst. When the backstage people turn on you,

773
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:21,759
Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, but I thought you were with me.

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00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 1: I thought you knew what I could do. People. You

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00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 1: heard one guy. I remember I heard one guy go

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Speaker 1: shut on naa no no, no, no, hey on that

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00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:41,200
Speaker 1: last hey, All fourteen thou people went hey, goodbye, and

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00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 1: they just started louder and louder. My Billy Burr was

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Speaker 1: in the audience. He actually came to watch it, and

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00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:51,600
Speaker 1: my uncle doctors. He came to watch the band's not us,

781
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:53,879
Speaker 1: but we were there, so he was there. He sorry, happen.

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Speaker 1: You know It's funny is a booing boosted Billy's career

783
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:02,239
Speaker 1: and a booing changed yours too? A booing fucking I

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00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:05,960
Speaker 1: went into acting. I stopped doing comedy. I went, I

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Speaker 1: went and did a two movies and play an off

786
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Speaker 1: Broadway in Boston. I quit comedy for like two years.

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Speaker 1: So you when did you come back? I don't know,

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00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 1: I can't. Yeah, somewhere around there around ninety six, maybe

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Speaker 1: a year and a half. I quit, I did. I

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00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 1: got a movie years ago. You came back. I did him?

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00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:24,760
Speaker 1: What's that years ago? You came back when you started

792
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 1: to stand up? Yes? Yes, wait wait can you talk

793
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:29,880
Speaker 1: about the off Broadway stuff? I want to hear that

794
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:33,080
Speaker 1: I did Four Dogs in a Bone. Uh. The guy

795
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:49,800
Speaker 1: who founds like, what yeh she had for lunch? He

796
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:51,920
Speaker 1: can see racis stuff. It has to be funny, that's

797
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 1: all um. It's not racist accurate. But go ahead. I

798
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:59,680
Speaker 1: want to hear more about this play. I did a

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Speaker 1: move the independent film actually Billy was in. I really

800
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:06,879
Speaker 1: want to find it. It was called The Koala Bear Kid,

801
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 1: and you can't find it. I've tried. I actually there

802
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:14,920
Speaker 1: was the It was a mob movie and I was

803
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:16,759
Speaker 1: a kid selling drugs with the mob and I got

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00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 1: in trouble. But the lead mob guy, I remember, we

805
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:22,719
Speaker 1: were rehearsing and the lead mob guy who was a

806
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 1: gay actor. But when he auditioned, he auditioned, you know,

807
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:29,160
Speaker 1: give me the fucking gave me the line is you

808
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:32,120
Speaker 1: better have my fucking money, you motherfucker. I'm gonna fucking

809
00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:37,000
Speaker 1: kill you. But in rehearsals he would just go, you

810
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:41,120
Speaker 1: better give me my money or something terrible is going

811
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:44,640
Speaker 1: to happen to your body. And the kid was like,

812
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:48,439
Speaker 1: hey man, what's that? What are you doing? He's like, Eric,

813
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:51,759
Speaker 1: I have to plant the seed and trust me, by

814
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:54,040
Speaker 1: the time we shoot, the character will grow, it will

815
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Speaker 1: be there. He's like, dude, I don't. I'm all my

816
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 1: money is I can't. Can you do it the way

817
00:44:58,239 --> 00:45:00,200
Speaker 1: you did it when you got the part? Just do

818
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 1: it that way? And he'd be like, okay, all right,

819
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:04,880
Speaker 1: I'll try and then all of a sudden, let's do it.

820
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:06,520
Speaker 1: And he'd be like I'd walk up like, hey, I'll

821
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:09,640
Speaker 1: give you money. Let me tell you something, mr And

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00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:13,560
Speaker 1: he'd be like stop, what are you doing? And he's

823
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 1: literally piste off. He's freaking out. This kid grabs he goes, dude,

824
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:17,840
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. But I worked in

825
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:21,239
Speaker 1: the North End at Laughingly Georgios. My best friend was

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00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:25,440
Speaker 1: Stephen Georgio, who literally you know, you know whatever, you know,

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Speaker 1: he knew some people. He's like sick something with Gazelle

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Speaker 1: Glass about this guy, but fucking the best. I mean

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Speaker 1: he's the best. I mean I was at He would

830
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:37,040
Speaker 1: call you up, but like, what are you doing? And uh,

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Speaker 1: you had you had to say something or you were

832
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:41,879
Speaker 1: doing whatever the funk you want. But what are you doing?

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00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:43,480
Speaker 1: I'd be like nothing. He'd be like, all right, made

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Speaker 1: me down at Ming's. We're gonna do a comedy show.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, Ming's has been closed for twenty years. He goes,

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Speaker 1: it's open now, and you go. I went down there.

837
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:54,120
Speaker 1: There's all Cadillacs in mercedes. You go in, just a

838
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 1: bunch of Italian guys in this Chinese restaurant and wife

839
00:45:57,040 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 1: beaters eating meat balls and fucking spare ribs. And the

840
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:02,880
Speaker 1: guy Moosey walks up. He goes, you better be funny.

841
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 1: I'm like for what. He already had me booked on

842
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,920
Speaker 1: the show because Joe the Bobbo was getting out of

843
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 1: federal deal and I had to do a comedy show

844
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:13,080
Speaker 1: for this guy at Ming's. But uh, he I go. Now,

845
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:15,720
Speaker 1: I go listen, I know a guy. I know this guy.

846
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:18,239
Speaker 1: I can talk to him. So we go down to

847
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:22,080
Speaker 1: the North End Stevens down near Boba's Bakery, talking to

848
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:25,279
Speaker 1: a group of old guys. He goes, one minute, give

849
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:27,080
Speaker 1: me a sack, and he walks over to another group

850
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:29,719
Speaker 1: of guys. One more sack guys. Then he walks over

851
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:32,440
Speaker 1: another group of guys. I'll be with you. Then he

852
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:34,640
Speaker 1: comes over to whilst he's in full track, so he goes,

853
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 1: I'm in Will huddles in the fucking NFL quarterback. He

854
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:41,400
Speaker 1: cocksuckers and he goes, uh, good wave. Nice ruining my

855
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 1: fucking story. Carry Yeah. Just he's like a he's like

856
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:48,319
Speaker 1: a fucking shit suit. He has the attention span of

857
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 1: a shit suit, like one of those kiddies, like a

858
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:58,880
Speaker 1: prosperity a prosperity kitty, old track suit. Nice talking to you.

859
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 1: So he get I get this guy who's a legit Italian,

860
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:07,239
Speaker 1: you know. He goes like this, I'm gonna do the

861
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:09,719
Speaker 1: movie and even ask him because I'm doing the movie,

862
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:12,600
Speaker 1: but not for you, for Bobby. So he shows up

863
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 1: the next day at rehearsals and uh, he had the

864
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,279
Speaker 1: script for the night and he knows he has to

865
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:22,040
Speaker 1: yell at me. So I walk up and I go, hey, uh,

866
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you the money, and he just fucking

867
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:28,799
Speaker 1: snaps goes, you motherfucker, you get my fucking money or

868
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:31,400
Speaker 1: I'll fucking kill you. I'll murder you right now, you

869
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:34,240
Speaker 1: piece of ship. And he grabs me and just throws

870
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:38,440
Speaker 1: me across the room into chairs. I smash into the wall.

871
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:42,400
Speaker 1: I'm fucking buying there. The kid goes like this, that's perfect.

872
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 1: I love it. And I'm like, no, he just fucking

873
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:47,880
Speaker 1: really through me. I'm like, Stephen, you have to act.

874
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 1: You can't really fucking hurt people. He brought his own

875
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:53,360
Speaker 1: gun to set. He's like, hey, he goes, if you

876
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 1: need guns, I got real guns. If we don't have

877
00:47:55,719 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 1: real guns. But this guy is in the movie fired

878
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,120
Speaker 1: a guy. Put this guy. He's in the movie, this

879
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:05,959
Speaker 1: real guy. His son's in the movie. Now you can't

880
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 1: find it. And Billy Burr is the guy that kills

881
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:10,440
Speaker 1: me at the end that he's the leader of the

882
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:12,960
Speaker 1: Irish mob and at the end he shoots me in

883
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:16,040
Speaker 1: in an alley. When I figured out directed this thing,

884
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:21,279
Speaker 1: Chinese guy. Really, yeah, Chinese guy. I like that. We

885
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:23,960
Speaker 1: all looked at Yoshi, even though he's Japanese. Yeah, his

886
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:28,919
Speaker 1: Chinese kid, uh something, uh something, you know, Yeah, that's

887
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:34,799
Speaker 1: Yoshi's realized night. Um you know, do you know Join Medina? No? Yeah, yeah,

888
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:37,520
Speaker 1: he has a funny joke, says, you know, out of

889
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:44,239
Speaker 1: all the Chinese, the Korean are my favorite. Yeah. Then

890
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:48,000
Speaker 1: I did Broadway. I did a play on Broadway, off Broadway,

891
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:51,120
Speaker 1: and that was a handsome Bobby. Then sexy Bobby. All

892
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 1: those are sexy Bobby. I did last Night of Eddies

893
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:56,600
Speaker 1: was that movie that was up there? Where was the

894
00:48:56,760 --> 00:49:00,080
Speaker 1: romantic lead that? And then not with a guy with

895
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:04,000
Speaker 1: a girl? And then uh, And then I went back

896
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:10,239
Speaker 1: to comedy and Billy, Patrice, Gary and Dane we're all

897
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:12,120
Speaker 1: like two a year and a half ahead of me.

898
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 1: They were all just fucking in and I almost quit

899
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,840
Speaker 1: because I couldn't get on stage, like they wouldn't let

900
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 1: me on stage, and these guys just going up murdering

901
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:28,240
Speaker 1: at Nick's Nicks Comedy Stop. Comedy Stop was the fucking place.

902
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:31,799
Speaker 1: Then what about um the one that Bloom and ryustone?

903
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:35,360
Speaker 1: The comedy that's a Comedy Connection, Comedy Connect. The Comedy

904
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:39,239
Speaker 1: Connection originally was down the street from Nicks. It was

905
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:42,800
Speaker 1: the Child Street Playhouse and it was a very small

906
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:46,799
Speaker 1: little theater. So you had Nick's Comedy Stop that had

907
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 1: five upstairs, five downstairs, and then you had Child's Playoffs

908
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:55,680
Speaker 1: down the corner. So these guys like Steve Sweeney, Tony

909
00:49:55,800 --> 00:50:01,759
Speaker 1: v Gavin, you know, Naxie, all those guys would play upstairs,

910
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 1: go downstairs, go to Child Street, Go upstairs, go downstairs,

911
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:09,080
Speaker 1: go to Child Street, and they would get three rooms

912
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:14,200
Speaker 1: in one night. They would be there. They had Dick

913
00:50:14,239 --> 00:50:17,359
Speaker 1: Doherty's comedy vaults across the remember that one too, So

914
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:21,400
Speaker 1: it was, yeah, it's crazy. Nick's comedy Stop was not stop.

915
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:23,759
Speaker 1: Well that's well, that's you look at, like, why all

916
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:26,960
Speaker 1: the Boston comics are so fucking tight and solid. Well

917
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 1: it's a lot of rooms and not an easy city

918
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:31,960
Speaker 1: to play. Yeah, but here's here's what they did is

919
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:34,279
Speaker 1: you know, you go to most cities, the host is

920
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:39,200
Speaker 1: the weakest guy. Right when you went to Boston, Kevin

921
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:41,920
Speaker 1: Knox was the host, so they give Kevin his night,

922
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:45,880
Speaker 1: Like Wednesday night would be Kevin's knight, so Kevin Knox

923
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:49,200
Speaker 1: would go up and murder. The same. In Toronto, they

924
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:51,799
Speaker 1: they always had the m C as so the headliner,

925
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:53,920
Speaker 1: and then the m C was the second most important

926
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:56,240
Speaker 1: person on the show. In the middle was just whatever

927
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:58,680
Speaker 1: because the MC sets the tone for the night. And

928
00:50:58,719 --> 00:51:00,480
Speaker 1: I hate when an m C. I want to put

929
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 1: a kid on the host for me and it goes,

930
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:04,640
Speaker 1: that's my time. That's not good time. Motherfucking hosting. Yeah

931
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:07,080
Speaker 1: you're not doing to say, your hosting, doing your jokes,

932
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:09,359
Speaker 1: but you're not. That's my time ship. Yeah, I hate

933
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,359
Speaker 1: when I hear that, that's my time is the worst.

934
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,799
Speaker 1: I hate this too. I'll let me give you one

935
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:15,719
Speaker 1: more before I got I gotta go, but I gotta go,

936
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 1: and oh no, I don't go, and you're like, no,

937
00:51:17,719 --> 00:51:20,719
Speaker 1: they're giving me the light the fake humility should I

938
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 1: hate that. It infuriates me when I hear it. Who's

939
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:28,120
Speaker 1: the other legendary guy from Boston, Not Sweeney, the other guy,

940
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:31,879
Speaker 1: Lenny Clack. Lenny Clark is a must if that's why

941
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:35,080
Speaker 1: we got good because you would go on the host

942
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:39,560
Speaker 1: was the was just murder, like knocks would fucking murder.

943
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:41,760
Speaker 1: I love hosting still to this day, but in between

944
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:44,040
Speaker 1: each person, I love. That's my favorite thing to do.

945
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:46,399
Speaker 1: So you had to fucking you had to go up

946
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:49,880
Speaker 1: and carry that. You had to be you had to

947
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:52,279
Speaker 1: carry that. You weren't some student who went on before

948
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:54,160
Speaker 1: you and just ate it. You know what I mean?

949
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:56,440
Speaker 1: It was it was so you had to be there

950
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:58,960
Speaker 1: and then that guy would like, Patricia go up and

951
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:00,799
Speaker 1: do it, Billy would go up, and the show is

952
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:04,400
Speaker 1: just on a Wednesday night, fucking ridiculous. I remember seeing

953
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:08,000
Speaker 1: old videos of Louis. Back in the day, Louie was

954
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:11,120
Speaker 1: not that funny. Louis was really he was kind of

955
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:14,000
Speaker 1: a pretty boy back then too. He he was weird funny,

956
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:16,000
Speaker 1: you know, like he did crazy like a dolphin thing,

957
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,239
Speaker 1: remember that ship, Like he did some dolphins ship and

958
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:21,480
Speaker 1: it was weird. It was like, like, Louie now, to me,

959
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:25,040
Speaker 1: is one of the funniest guys, just because he found

960
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:28,319
Speaker 1: his thing and now he can take anything and put

961
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:31,319
Speaker 1: it into his thing. And I love what Louis does,

962
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:34,280
Speaker 1: Like it's just it is. It is masterful to watch. Yeah,

963
00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:36,000
Speaker 1: But back in the day, I remember Loui would come

964
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,560
Speaker 1: into the cell and I was like, all right, Bobby,

965
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:40,919
Speaker 1: when you were performing Boston, did you see Stanhope a lot?

966
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:43,840
Speaker 1: Or did he move away? Stan Helpe was not in

967
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:53,920
Speaker 1: Boston area, right, What isn't he from Boston? Don't do that.

968
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:58,040
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to cook again. I thought he's from Boston.

969
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:00,520
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know, I don't remember, remember, I'm

970
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:02,719
Speaker 1: I don't remember that. Only the first time I heard

971
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:06,839
Speaker 1: Doug Stanhope's name was when Dane went to San Francisco

972
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:10,480
Speaker 1: for the competition, and Doug, Doug One and Dame came

973
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:13,000
Speaker 1: in second. I remember that. That's what I heard. There's

974
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:17,200
Speaker 1: this guy in San Francisco that's just fucking killing it,

975
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:20,839
Speaker 1: like he's just ridiculously funny. I think Barry cats Old

976
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:22,880
Speaker 1: and he told everyone that Dane's gonna win it, and

977
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:25,960
Speaker 1: that pissed Doug, and I think he didn't take the

978
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:29,160
Speaker 1: competition seriously until he heard that. Really, that was a

979
00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:36,080
Speaker 1: rocky moment, Barry cats Dan. Listen, Dane, you got this

980
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:38,799
Speaker 1: in the bag and you do the you do the

981
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:44,200
Speaker 1: worst impression. Love it. You just do the face. That's

982
00:53:44,239 --> 00:53:49,080
Speaker 1: all you need to do. Man, It's it's show basy,

983
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:52,160
Speaker 1: blind guy taking your ship. Well that's what Barry looks like.

984
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:58,719
Speaker 1: That's Joe Touchet. Yeah. I don't remember Doug stanhoping how

985
00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:01,360
Speaker 1: bad my impressions are. It's fun. I mean, it's just terrible.

986
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:03,600
Speaker 1: But you do with the confidence of fucking rich little

987
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:06,320
Speaker 1: That's what bugs me. And Rogan also study in Boston area.

988
00:54:06,719 --> 00:54:09,759
Speaker 1: Rogan was my fucking idol because I remember I was

989
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:12,479
Speaker 1: got a lot of ship when I started comedy because

990
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 1: I was dirty. I mean, what the fuck I mean,

991
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:22,319
Speaker 1: I mean, you're the worst host I've ever I've never

992
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:25,759
Speaker 1: been on a podcast. I have a box right here.

993
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:28,399
Speaker 1: What kind you're getting? By the way, what are you getting?

994
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:32,319
Speaker 1: Get me another one? Though, I'll fun smugging off? Huh?

995
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:34,360
Speaker 1: Who I mean? Who gets up? Listen? Can I just

996
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:37,359
Speaker 1: explain to you, like I know a little thing about podcasting.

997
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 1: I know your six episodes in, but you know when

998
00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:45,600
Speaker 1: the fucking guy starts a sentence? I mean, who gets up?

999
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:53,200
Speaker 1: Thank you very much? I mean, if you're gonna get

1000
00:54:53,239 --> 00:54:55,000
Speaker 1: up with a purpose, that's different, you know what I mean?

1001
00:54:55,719 --> 00:55:01,560
Speaker 1: Can you get a good point there? I'm so glad

1002
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:05,160
Speaker 1: to get up. This is like talking to my wife.

1003
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:07,960
Speaker 1: By the way, telling my wife about sucking the new

1004
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:10,120
Speaker 1: Apple phone that's coming out? How good? Hang on, do

1005
00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:11,640
Speaker 1: you want chicken? I'm gonna go put in the oven.

1006
00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:15,160
Speaker 1: What the funk? Look at yo? She's still waiting. I

1007
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:21,319
Speaker 1: love Yoshi? Um where was that Yoshi? You were talking about? Rogan?

1008
00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:25,080
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you and my hero too? Um? Yeah, Rogan

1009
00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:27,520
Speaker 1: was because I used to get ship. I remember they

1010
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:30,680
Speaker 1: were like, you can't swear, don't talk about sex. You

1011
00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:33,680
Speaker 1: need seven minutes a clean material. Hey, that was all

1012
00:55:33,719 --> 00:55:36,319
Speaker 1: the big things first started, Right, do a clean act

1013
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:38,480
Speaker 1: and it it'll help you get on fucking Carson. You know.

1014
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:42,000
Speaker 1: It was Carson and Evening at the Improv and uh,

1015
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:44,120
Speaker 1: you know all these Tramody on the road with John

1016
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:47,080
Speaker 1: Binner exactly. All those shows were huge and those guys

1017
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:49,920
Speaker 1: would get on it seven minutes a clear material and

1018
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:53,200
Speaker 1: then you go on the road. And I was just

1019
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:55,680
Speaker 1: like no, I mean, I just got out of jul All,

1020
00:55:55,719 --> 00:55:59,120
Speaker 1: I'm sober, I'm going to a meetings, I'm banging and

1021
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:02,040
Speaker 1: I'm fucking not and I'm not doing drugs and alcohol.

1022
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:05,399
Speaker 1: I'm fucking and I'm doing comedy. So I really didn't

1023
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:07,600
Speaker 1: have that much and I was a piece of ship,

1024
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:09,920
Speaker 1: like it was an asshole. So the stuff that I

1025
00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:12,279
Speaker 1: was talking about was the only thing I knew. And

1026
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:15,200
Speaker 1: then when I saw Rogan on MTVS Comedy half Hour,

1027
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:19,520
Speaker 1: and he was he talked about getting a blowjob, but

1028
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:22,360
Speaker 1: he did it like FM radio style. It was like

1029
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:24,800
Speaker 1: you to apply, you got to find the perfect amount

1030
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:28,640
Speaker 1: of pressure while she's kissing your nipples to push on

1031
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:30,799
Speaker 1: her head to get her down to where And it

1032
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:34,040
Speaker 1: was just so funny that he was talking about sex

1033
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:36,839
Speaker 1: on TV. And I was like, that's that's my guy,

1034
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:39,080
Speaker 1: you know. And then he came to Boston and I

1035
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:43,399
Speaker 1: can't even picture Rogan doing a sex joke. Really, dude,

1036
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:47,880
Speaker 1: he was so fucking he was so intense. Was he

1037
00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:50,759
Speaker 1: still is, But back then he fucking had that. He

1038
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:53,960
Speaker 1: just fucking stared at you and and you knew he

1039
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:56,439
Speaker 1: could kick your ass at that point too. Yeah. Yeah,

1040
00:56:56,480 --> 00:57:00,279
Speaker 1: he was a fucking funny motherfucker. Man. Confidence. I love that. Well,

1041
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:03,560
Speaker 1: he's confidcause he's smart. You and I are fake confident.

1042
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:05,520
Speaker 1: We're dumbest ship. Well, I don't know if I'd len

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Speaker 1: Would you say the most comedians from Boston are the

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Speaker 1: most honest? And by the way, I just wanna disclaimer here. Yoh,

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Speaker 1: she has been in America for forty two years. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but if you didn't have that accent, would he be here? No?

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Speaker 1: Everybody who's this white Washington? Um? What was your question?

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Speaker 1: Can you ask it intensely? Again? It just seems like

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01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:45,920
Speaker 1: most of the Boston comedians are very famous but being

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01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:50,640
Speaker 1: very honest. I think because of the comedy we came

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01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:54,720
Speaker 1: up with. It wasn't you know there was a couple

1110
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:58,360
Speaker 1: of guys that would joke writers. Gary was Stephen Wright

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01:00:58,440 --> 01:01:01,040
Speaker 1: where they were they were but mostly all of us

1112
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:04,520
Speaker 1: came up with guys who were just telling stories about

1113
01:01:04,520 --> 01:01:06,920
Speaker 1: ship that happened. Stephen the guy that we looked up to.

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01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:09,919
Speaker 1: Stephen right, Yeah, No he was gone by then, no,

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01:01:10,040 --> 01:01:12,040
Speaker 1: I know, but like it's the same. Yeah, people looked

1116
01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:13,760
Speaker 1: up people looked up to him, you know what I mean.

1117
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:18,640
Speaker 1: But we really looked up to Kevin Knox, Sweeney, Gavin, Lenny,

1118
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:22,680
Speaker 1: Tony V. You know DJ Hazard. There was these guys

1119
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:26,720
Speaker 1: DJ had, remember him, Holy sh I remember him? Yeah,

1120
01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:31,120
Speaker 1: he was, Kenny Rod, the Viper, Joey and Nettie. I mean,

1121
01:01:31,160 --> 01:01:35,000
Speaker 1: all these guys were such fucking murderers on stage. It

1122
01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:38,000
Speaker 1: was a kid from me. Bobby, Oh, Bob Molly, Yeah,

1123
01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:41,960
Speaker 1: Bob Molly. You know Bob, I can't. I don't know

1124
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:45,960
Speaker 1: if there's anybody who's funnier, just jovial, funny yea. And

1125
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,240
Speaker 1: he makes you feel happy, he makes He's just the

1126
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:51,400
Speaker 1: fucking nicest guy like to me. And I'm not saying

1127
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:54,360
Speaker 1: this to kiss your ass. I'm really not you. Bob

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01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:59,560
Speaker 1: Marley Uh and Jimmy Carr were probably the nicest people

1129
01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:02,760
Speaker 1: I ever met. I'm not even kidding, man. My wife

1130
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:08,600
Speaker 1: actually remembers you. She brought you up because when we

1131
01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:11,000
Speaker 1: were I remember, I was just I was going home.

1132
01:02:11,040 --> 01:02:15,000
Speaker 1: I just had my kid and this fucking lug in

1133
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:17,480
Speaker 1: the airput just went and I mean, well, it's like

1134
01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:19,680
Speaker 1: six in the morning. He just went over to the

1135
01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:22,720
Speaker 1: thing and bought a stuffed animal from my kid and goes, hey,

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01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:24,800
Speaker 1: give us to your son. And he still has it

1137
01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:31,160
Speaker 1: and his on his bookshelf. He's seventeen, but still, I

1138
01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:34,040
Speaker 1: mean he was, you know, but no he that's like

1139
01:02:34,480 --> 01:02:36,680
Speaker 1: that type of ship is in you who you are?

1140
01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:39,480
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? And h Bob Molly is

1141
01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:42,760
Speaker 1: one of those guys who's just fucking nice and his

1142
01:02:42,920 --> 01:02:47,280
Speaker 1: comedy his Instagram is hilarious. It's him talking to himself

1143
01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:51,600
Speaker 1: and just telling stories about what happened that day as

1144
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:55,280
Speaker 1: his mom is aunt, his fucking dad, his uncle, and

1145
01:02:55,320 --> 01:02:57,600
Speaker 1: it's it's if you watch this to know it's a comedy,

1146
01:02:57,720 --> 01:03:00,320
Speaker 1: like this guy's insane, but he's the sweetest guy. And

1147
01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:02,520
Speaker 1: I love guys like that too. Wh just said fuck

1148
01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:05,480
Speaker 1: the business, I'm out, but he quit. Dude, he was

1149
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:09,560
Speaker 1: in l A. He got five No. Six development deals,

1150
01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:15,080
Speaker 1: bought three houses in l A. Right, and then when

1151
01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:18,360
Speaker 1: I'm out, he did Boondock Saints to Yep, he goes,

1152
01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:21,400
Speaker 1: I'm out. I'm done. I'm gonna I'm just gonna go.

1153
01:03:21,720 --> 01:03:24,200
Speaker 1: I can go back to Boston. I love stand up.

1154
01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:27,919
Speaker 1: I'm done trying to make it for what they're trying

1155
01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:30,560
Speaker 1: to make. They they just want. It's fucking too fucked.

1156
01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:34,160
Speaker 1: Sold all his houses, bought a house in Maine and

1157
01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:38,960
Speaker 1: then towards Maine, towards New England and makes tons of

1158
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:42,760
Speaker 1: money good and spend time with his family and friends.

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01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:45,000
Speaker 1: He has an RV, so when he does a gig,

1160
01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:47,960
Speaker 1: he takes the RV to the gig, even just for laughs.

1161
01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:50,800
Speaker 1: He'll drive the r V up and they'll take friends

1162
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:53,959
Speaker 1: and family and just spend the time with the V. Yeah,

1163
01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:56,120
Speaker 1: figuring it out. Yeah, I love that. I love ship

1164
01:03:56,160 --> 01:03:57,840
Speaker 1: like that. I love when guys are like, yeah, fuck it,

1165
01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:01,040
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not doing this out. I'm tapping out.

1166
01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:04,640
Speaker 1: That's the greatest thing about being a comic. You don't

1167
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Speaker 1: have to you're not at the mercy of it. It

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Speaker 1: depends on where your mental is that. Yeah, what do

1169
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Speaker 1: you want from it? You know? Yeah? You Yeah, this

1170
01:04:12,160 --> 01:04:15,120
Speaker 1: is Bob mother. Look at that fucking weirdo. I mean

1171
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:17,400
Speaker 1: he's just his face. You know what he looks like

1172
01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:21,040
Speaker 1: Burr with down syndrome. It's really yeah, he really does.

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Speaker 1: But he he did something smart that I suggested every

1174
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Speaker 1: comic young comic is don't try to get become don't

1175
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Speaker 1: try to become good in the city you want to

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Speaker 1: be in. Become good in your city. So by the

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01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:37,440
Speaker 1: time you get there, you're the new guy, but you're

1178
01:04:37,480 --> 01:04:41,560
Speaker 1: really a headliner. Like, yeah, he showed up in Boston

1179
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:44,000
Speaker 1: one night. I remember when he came in at nixt

1180
01:04:44,080 --> 01:04:46,560
Speaker 1: We're all at coloons and they were like, yeah, this

1181
01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:48,800
Speaker 1: new guy from Maine, and we're like, oh, here we go.

1182
01:04:48,680 --> 01:04:52,040
Speaker 1: He goes up and fucking buries the place. But he's been,

1183
01:04:52,280 --> 01:04:55,120
Speaker 1: you know, headline in the main And when I moved here,

1184
01:04:55,160 --> 01:04:58,840
Speaker 1: I was sixteen years in the game already. Yeah, and

1185
01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:00,640
Speaker 1: people have never heard of me. They were like, this

1186
01:05:00,680 --> 01:05:03,360
Speaker 1: guy must be new. He's and they thought I grew

1187
01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:05,360
Speaker 1: up rich or something because I had money at that point.

1188
01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:08,160
Speaker 1: I just made money, but I was all new money.

1189
01:05:08,160 --> 01:05:11,120
Speaker 1: I was came up fucking broke, you know. Cut to

1190
01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:12,400
Speaker 1: a year and a half before that, I was broke

1191
01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:15,560
Speaker 1: as ship. Yeah, but even the comedy so prevent you

1192
01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:18,960
Speaker 1: from entering. Remember that the comedy story one night. I'll

1193
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:21,240
Speaker 1: translate what he said was the comedy story didn't let

1194
01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:24,080
Speaker 1: me in. There's some guy working the backdoores only comics only,

1195
01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:26,120
Speaker 1: and I go, I am a comic. I don't know

1196
01:05:26,120 --> 01:05:28,480
Speaker 1: who you are. And then she was like, hey, does

1197
01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:48,680
Speaker 1: finish him? You know, she turned into Blanca. You know

1198
01:05:48,680 --> 01:05:51,280
Speaker 1: what I like is how unamused by any of this ship.

1199
01:05:51,400 --> 01:05:53,120
Speaker 1: He's not amused. But every time he's gonna think he's

1200
01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:54,960
Speaker 1: got his wet his mouth every time he in selt him,

1201
01:05:55,160 --> 01:06:00,200
Speaker 1: it's like mouth goes dry. Nuclear ship. Yeah, that's I

1202
01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:02,320
Speaker 1: think that's a smart move. It's like New York. We

1203
01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:05,280
Speaker 1: all came from Boston, but we were all headliners. So

1204
01:06:05,280 --> 01:06:08,000
Speaker 1: when we showed up the Boston Comedy Club, when I

1205
01:06:08,040 --> 01:06:11,800
Speaker 1: had my audition at the seller, five minutes, five minutes,

1206
01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:14,880
Speaker 1: all right whatever, boof bang bye, and she was like

1207
01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:17,320
Speaker 1: call me. I was like cool. You know I wasn't

1208
01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:19,400
Speaker 1: because you try to you you're the new guy in

1209
01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:22,280
Speaker 1: New York, and you stink you're just the new guy.

1210
01:06:22,280 --> 01:06:23,960
Speaker 1: You're the new guy in New York and you you're

1211
01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:27,080
Speaker 1: really a fucking headliner somewhere else, or at least a

1212
01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:30,320
Speaker 1: strong middle You're gonna just blow it up. They're gonna

1213
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:32,480
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, you're gonna supersede all the Remember in

1214
01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:34,840
Speaker 1: two thousand and five, I had I had sold out

1215
01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:38,640
Speaker 1: the The Apollo in Harlem for two shows. Yeah, and

1216
01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:41,560
Speaker 1: uh I think that was like on a Sunday and

1217
01:06:41,560 --> 01:06:43,520
Speaker 1: then the Tuesday I went to go to the strip

1218
01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:46,200
Speaker 1: to do the open mic not you know whatever it was.

1219
01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:48,920
Speaker 1: It was a new comic night. But I'm at that

1220
01:06:48,920 --> 01:06:52,080
Speaker 1: time again, two sixteen years in the game, and I

1221
01:06:52,160 --> 01:06:54,160
Speaker 1: do my act. I talked to the crowd. I set

1222
01:06:54,240 --> 01:06:56,560
Speaker 1: up my bits that way, I do my five minutes,

1223
01:06:56,600 --> 01:06:59,080
Speaker 1: I get off and the lady who forgot and it

1224
01:06:59,160 --> 01:07:03,040
Speaker 1: wasn't lady that ran the fucking place, Yes, she goes,

1225
01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:06,640
Speaker 1: I go, well, she goes, Well, I don't. I don't

1226
01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:09,640
Speaker 1: like my open micro's talking to the crowd. Um. But

1227
01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:10,840
Speaker 1: if you call back in a couple of months and

1228
01:07:10,920 --> 01:07:13,160
Speaker 1: I put you back on, I'm like what, I'm like, bits,

1229
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:17,560
Speaker 1: I'm touring all over the world you talking about Yeah,

1230
01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:19,240
Speaker 1: they don't get it. They didn't get it up there,

1231
01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:21,960
Speaker 1: I mean they that was the hot one. That was

1232
01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:24,960
Speaker 1: when the seller wasn't shipped by the way seller wasn't

1233
01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:27,760
Speaker 1: even selling out every night they had. They had a

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01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:31,800
Speaker 1: barker out front, and uh, you'd go the Strip was

1235
01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:35,560
Speaker 1: the hottest club in the city. So they really let

1236
01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:37,760
Speaker 1: you know. You know. What happened was I did my set.

1237
01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:40,720
Speaker 1: She told me that she goes, now, watch Steve Burne.

1238
01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:42,400
Speaker 1: He's going on, what that's how you're supposed to be

1239
01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:46,160
Speaker 1: up there? And I was like, what, I love Steve.

1240
01:07:46,240 --> 01:07:48,080
Speaker 1: I love Steve burn too, but they made it seem

1241
01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:50,720
Speaker 1: like that's your benchmark, and I'm like, yea, and Steve

1242
01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:52,280
Speaker 1: is a very dear friend of mine, but I'm like,

1243
01:07:52,320 --> 01:07:56,520
Speaker 1: what the fuck? Yeah, they remember auditioned twice. They're both

1244
01:07:56,560 --> 01:07:59,320
Speaker 1: times killed. The first time she did the same thing

1245
01:07:59,360 --> 01:08:03,360
Speaker 1: to me. A second time. Lucien came over and he goes, um, well,

1246
01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:07,840
Speaker 1: you know, we don't really need that many more white comedians.

1247
01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:10,600
Speaker 1: They have enough white comedians. I go, I just did

1248
01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:14,120
Speaker 1: a whole fucking five minutes about not not being looking white,

1249
01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:16,880
Speaker 1: like I looked Puerto Rican. And He's like, well, we

1250
01:08:16,920 --> 01:08:19,439
Speaker 1: have a lot of Spanish people too, And I was like,

1251
01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:21,200
Speaker 1: I go, all right, dude, I'm out. I'll see a lad.

1252
01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:23,479
Speaker 1: I'm fucking going back down to the cell and we're

1253
01:08:23,479 --> 01:08:26,760
Speaker 1: going there in nineties six with Patrese and Keith and

1254
01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:30,600
Speaker 1: Vermont and uh. Chris Rock shows when he's working on

1255
01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:34,080
Speaker 1: his uh that comeback especially had what what was that

1256
01:08:34,120 --> 01:08:37,759
Speaker 1: one called Bring the Pain? He was running the set

1257
01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:41,360
Speaker 1: for that that night. Wow. And then I got bumped.

1258
01:08:42,520 --> 01:08:44,120
Speaker 1: You're gonna get bumped for Christmas. You're gonna get but

1259
01:08:44,240 --> 01:08:45,479
Speaker 1: you might as well be bumped for Chris Rock, you

1260
01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:49,040
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Yeah, I remember, I remember that.

1261
01:08:49,080 --> 01:08:51,479
Speaker 1: It's weird, That's what I It's weird if you look

1262
01:08:51,479 --> 01:08:53,439
Speaker 1: back at that club, like that club was the hottest

1263
01:08:53,439 --> 01:08:56,559
Speaker 1: club in the fucking world. But everything comes to an end, man,

1264
01:08:57,240 --> 01:09:01,479
Speaker 1: like everything Angel feels into Dude, I almost killed myself

1265
01:09:01,479 --> 01:09:05,479
Speaker 1: in fucking danger Fields thirty minutes, set five people in

1266
01:09:05,479 --> 01:09:08,040
Speaker 1: the audience, and you had to do you had to

1267
01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:12,960
Speaker 1: do thirty minutes. And the guy the waiter would just

1268
01:09:12,960 --> 01:09:16,559
Speaker 1: be watching porn and the bar but out in the open,

1269
01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:18,920
Speaker 1: he had a little laptop and he would be just

1270
01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:24,080
Speaker 1: watching the most outrageous fucking Yugoslavian Maybe Yoshi had given

1271
01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:27,280
Speaker 1: him some disks beforehand. It was fucking nuts, dude, And

1272
01:09:27,280 --> 01:09:29,400
Speaker 1: people were like, where's the waiter and he's just out

1273
01:09:29,400 --> 01:09:31,240
Speaker 1: there and he wouldn't. He would just watch it. He

1274
01:09:31,240 --> 01:09:33,200
Speaker 1: would sit in front of it, just watch it, like, hey,

1275
01:09:33,240 --> 01:09:35,880
Speaker 1: they need drinks. He'd be like, alright, alright, alright. Yeah.

1276
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:40,640
Speaker 1: That club was we have a special shots. Good looks.

1277
01:09:41,400 --> 01:09:45,320
Speaker 1: Carolines to remember Caroline Ship Luis Ferranda, he was nice

1278
01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:47,800
Speaker 1: to me back in the day. Yeah, I was like

1279
01:09:47,880 --> 01:09:51,639
Speaker 1: lou and Caroline. Caroline's hot. She was hot. I think

1280
01:09:51,680 --> 01:09:55,080
Speaker 1: she's still hot. Yeah, she's hot, and it was very attractive. Older.

1281
01:09:55,479 --> 01:09:58,320
Speaker 1: Isn't it weird that we're old now? It is, we are,

1282
01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:00,599
Speaker 1: but we're not like our parents at this age. Yeah,

1283
01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:02,320
Speaker 1: but you haven't look at baseball players now, you're like

1284
01:10:02,360 --> 01:10:05,200
Speaker 1: that kids so young. He's like, yeah, you just got

1285
01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:08,439
Speaker 1: sucking old. You know, I'm fifty with fifty? How old

1286
01:10:08,479 --> 01:10:11,519
Speaker 1: you the same as you? A week older than you? Oh? Yeah,

1287
01:10:11,840 --> 01:10:15,360
Speaker 1: the same? Yoshi. Your birthday is coming up right? Yeah?

1288
01:10:15,479 --> 01:10:25,160
Speaker 1: When two days ago? Oh surprise, happy birthday? Strip? Wasn't

1289
01:10:25,160 --> 01:10:27,799
Speaker 1: it famous for Eddie Murphy scared me with your questions

1290
01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:30,599
Speaker 1: and Adam Sandler, I thought you like fucking iron chef

1291
01:10:30,640 --> 01:10:38,519
Speaker 1: guy strip walked with Yo. The strip was very famous

1292
01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:41,200
Speaker 1: for Eddie Murphy and strip was Yeah, Strip was Eddie

1293
01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:45,760
Speaker 1: Murphy and Chris Rock, Adam Sandley. Yeah, yeah, that was

1294
01:10:45,800 --> 01:10:48,599
Speaker 1: the fucking club man. It's weird to see a club.

1295
01:10:48,760 --> 01:10:50,559
Speaker 1: It's like, that's the club that you wanted to get into.

1296
01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:52,920
Speaker 1: But I never gave a fuck. I was like, I'm

1297
01:10:52,960 --> 01:10:56,040
Speaker 1: a seller guy. I just like the seller, and the

1298
01:10:56,080 --> 01:10:59,040
Speaker 1: seller became the ship, and the strip kind of died off.

1299
01:10:59,479 --> 01:11:01,200
Speaker 1: The seller games so big. It open up two other

1300
01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:04,080
Speaker 1: sellers to other sellers and now and they opened up

1301
01:11:04,280 --> 01:11:10,320
Speaker 1: the third one. They they have four. I was I

1302
01:11:10,400 --> 01:11:14,080
Speaker 1: think the seller got big because number one, they really

1303
01:11:14,120 --> 01:11:16,840
Speaker 1: just put funny people on. They didn't care about what

1304
01:11:16,880 --> 01:11:20,960
Speaker 1: you look like, black white, But they would also put

1305
01:11:20,960 --> 01:11:22,960
Speaker 1: guys that weren't funny that we're just seller guys. And

1306
01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:25,040
Speaker 1: you I would see them on to go this guy

1307
01:11:25,080 --> 01:11:28,400
Speaker 1: again always he's here. I can say who they are,

1308
01:11:28,479 --> 01:11:33,599
Speaker 1: but you know who they are. Um, it was like loyal, Yeah,

1309
01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:36,479
Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, that's fair. Um they're loyal. And I

1310
01:11:36,520 --> 01:11:39,080
Speaker 1: think every club does that. They're all loyal to people.

1311
01:11:39,120 --> 01:11:43,000
Speaker 1: But um, I think now, you know, I think what

1312
01:11:43,040 --> 01:11:45,040
Speaker 1: they did when I was coming up ast he would

1313
01:11:45,040 --> 01:11:47,080
Speaker 1: sit there and you get five minutes and you have

1314
01:11:47,120 --> 01:11:49,679
Speaker 1: to go up after a tell or you know whoever.

1315
01:11:50,280 --> 01:11:53,000
Speaker 1: And they were on a Saturday night, on a fucking night.

1316
01:11:53,080 --> 01:11:55,280
Speaker 1: It wasn't during the week. It wasn't a tape. You

1317
01:11:55,320 --> 01:11:57,760
Speaker 1: went up and she watched you and then she went yeah, no,

1318
01:11:58,439 --> 01:12:01,240
Speaker 1: whether she thought you were funny or not. And Manny

1319
01:12:01,280 --> 01:12:04,080
Speaker 1: would judge too. They'd watch the tape. The waitresses would

1320
01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:06,479
Speaker 1: be like you, it was funny, and it was like

1321
01:12:06,520 --> 01:12:09,960
Speaker 1: this funny. It wasn't about what you said. It was

1322
01:12:10,120 --> 01:12:13,840
Speaker 1: fun Yeah, it's it. It was about funny. So what

1323
01:12:13,880 --> 01:12:16,719
Speaker 1: they did was every time people came to that club,

1324
01:12:16,800 --> 01:12:19,760
Speaker 1: they saw a fuck up fucking hilarious show. I mean

1325
01:12:19,880 --> 01:12:24,960
Speaker 1: the lineup was what Patrise, Keith me Norton, Giraldo calling.

1326
01:12:25,479 --> 01:12:28,639
Speaker 1: I mean it was a fucked up rogel. I mean,

1327
01:12:28,920 --> 01:12:31,240
Speaker 1: everybody on there was fucking hilarious. And then you had

1328
01:12:31,280 --> 01:12:34,320
Speaker 1: these drop ins, and then tough crowd happened. That table

1329
01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:37,240
Speaker 1: in the back room became this thing that people would

1330
01:12:37,240 --> 01:12:39,800
Speaker 1: come to just sit near that table and just see

1331
01:12:39,880 --> 01:12:43,080
Speaker 1: us back there laughing and screaming and fighting. And then

1332
01:12:43,160 --> 01:12:46,280
Speaker 1: Louis came up with the show and went down those steps,

1333
01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:49,040
Speaker 1: and when he went down those steps, the world saw

1334
01:12:49,080 --> 01:12:51,799
Speaker 1: it and then that that's when it became a tourist attraction.

1335
01:12:52,160 --> 01:12:54,680
Speaker 1: And when that happened, when you get people from all

1336
01:12:54,720 --> 01:12:59,080
Speaker 1: over the world coming to the club, the crowds are amazing.

1337
01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:02,439
Speaker 1: First of all, it's never awoke show. It's it's just

1338
01:13:02,880 --> 01:13:08,160
Speaker 1: old people, young people, tourists, gay, straight, They want to laugh.

1339
01:13:08,320 --> 01:13:10,880
Speaker 1: They came there, they know what to expect. And then

1340
01:13:10,880 --> 01:13:14,080
Speaker 1: it was Dave's home club too, Dave David Tal was

1341
01:13:14,560 --> 01:13:18,960
Speaker 1: Dave Ship, I mean David Chell, Yeah, Dave Chappell, I mean, dude,

1342
01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:21,679
Speaker 1: the people that would walk into that club. I remember

1343
01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:24,720
Speaker 1: hosting and being like this is fucking stupid, Like this

1344
01:13:24,800 --> 01:13:28,679
Speaker 1: is this is ridiculous. Yeah, these people paid fifteen bucks

1345
01:13:29,080 --> 01:13:32,640
Speaker 1: to see the top six comedians in the we of

1346
01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:35,240
Speaker 1: all time just go on stage and work ship out.

1347
01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:37,640
Speaker 1: I mean one night all the Wayne's brothers went on

1348
01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:40,679
Speaker 1: and like and in seventeen of their cousins that would

1349
01:13:40,680 --> 01:13:44,640
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? But it was crazy. Yeah,

1350
01:13:45,080 --> 01:13:49,400
Speaker 1: um so, I mean Boston Comedy Club. That was the

1351
01:13:49,439 --> 01:13:52,960
Speaker 1: ship though. That was Boston was the fucking there was

1352
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:56,040
Speaker 1: something about that. It was a clubhouse. Yeah, it's sit

1353
01:13:56,120 --> 01:13:59,400
Speaker 1: in the back, remember Dave praying the back there Chappelle

1354
01:13:59,640 --> 01:14:01,599
Speaker 1: would I came back as Muslim? He laid his prayer

1355
01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:04,880
Speaker 1: rug down in the back and he did know that.

1356
01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:06,800
Speaker 1: I never saw that. People making fun of him about

1357
01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:11,880
Speaker 1: it back then they were Yeah, but you know that's when.

1358
01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:13,759
Speaker 1: That's when he came back and he was all Muslim

1359
01:14:13,800 --> 01:14:15,639
Speaker 1: and they have a hard time carrying a notepad, wiman,

1360
01:14:15,640 --> 01:14:18,240
Speaker 1: never mind a prayer rug. You know, when you're dedicated

1361
01:14:18,280 --> 01:14:24,240
Speaker 1: to dedicated? Yeah, walk around what religion atheist? Are you? Really?

1362
01:14:24,400 --> 01:14:28,760
Speaker 1: You don't believe in nothing? Nothing? Nothing? Your parents I

1363
01:14:28,800 --> 01:14:32,880
Speaker 1: believe in them. No, your parents believe in something. I

1364
01:14:32,920 --> 01:14:35,720
Speaker 1: was raised Catholic, You raised Catholic? Yeah, and you don't

1365
01:14:35,720 --> 01:14:38,559
Speaker 1: believe in anything. No, especially Catholic. You don't believe in

1366
01:14:38,640 --> 01:14:41,360
Speaker 1: there's a spirit or a higher power to believe. It's

1367
01:14:41,360 --> 01:14:44,400
Speaker 1: an energy that we put out, and you know, you

1368
01:14:44,439 --> 01:14:46,439
Speaker 1: get what you put out basically, so you get in.

1369
01:14:46,640 --> 01:14:50,080
Speaker 1: It's the end, and it's the end. That's what you've done. Really, Yeah,

1370
01:14:50,360 --> 01:14:54,360
Speaker 1: you're done, done, and you believe that everything is you

1371
01:14:54,479 --> 01:14:57,400
Speaker 1: putting stuff out. It's up to you. It's up to you.

1372
01:14:57,680 --> 01:15:03,400
Speaker 1: It's up to you. So it's the karma type thing basically. Yeah, Okay, well,

1373
01:15:03,439 --> 01:15:07,639
Speaker 1: I mean look, you've done well, so maybe maybe you're right.

1374
01:15:07,680 --> 01:15:09,680
Speaker 1: Who because I look at where my life fails and

1375
01:15:09,680 --> 01:15:11,960
Speaker 1: I go I did bad things in those areas. What

1376
01:15:11,960 --> 01:15:14,120
Speaker 1: do you mean relationship wise? You know, I did a

1377
01:15:14,160 --> 01:15:16,639
Speaker 1: lot of you know, I was a ship head with chicks. Yeah,

1378
01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:18,320
Speaker 1: you know. Now I'm in a very good place. But

1379
01:15:18,400 --> 01:15:21,280
Speaker 1: you know, for a long time, I know me too. Yeah,

1380
01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:23,400
Speaker 1: you learn then you then you met your wife and

1381
01:15:23,439 --> 01:15:25,719
Speaker 1: you got your ship together. Well I got my ship

1382
01:15:25,760 --> 01:15:27,479
Speaker 1: together because I did a lot of fun up things

1383
01:15:28,160 --> 01:15:31,400
Speaker 1: and it was about okay, here it goes bye bye. Yeah,

1384
01:15:31,439 --> 01:15:32,960
Speaker 1: and you have to make that choice. Yeah, but you

1385
01:15:33,040 --> 01:15:35,320
Speaker 1: do everything really early, Like you're the only alcoholic I

1386
01:15:35,360 --> 01:15:36,880
Speaker 1: do at ten, you know what I mean? Like I

1387
01:15:36,920 --> 01:15:39,400
Speaker 1: was fifty and I stopped drinking, but yes, I started

1388
01:15:39,439 --> 01:15:40,800
Speaker 1: when I was ten. Yeah, you know what I mean. Like,

1389
01:15:40,800 --> 01:15:42,880
Speaker 1: that's my daughter's ten. I can't she won't even drink

1390
01:15:42,880 --> 01:15:47,160
Speaker 1: fucking soda. I was drinking seven seven at ten. Yeah,

1391
01:15:47,200 --> 01:15:49,799
Speaker 1: I was drinking. I could one sip a seven seven,

1392
01:15:50,680 --> 01:15:52,559
Speaker 1: you know I was. I was drinking. This guy named

1393
01:15:52,560 --> 01:15:56,000
Speaker 1: Dicky was thirty five. Remember that I used to go

1394
01:15:56,280 --> 01:15:59,439
Speaker 1: I was ten. So it's fucking beyond me that this

1395
01:15:59,439 --> 01:16:02,720
Speaker 1: guy just didn't fucking molest me somewhere and it was

1396
01:16:02,760 --> 01:16:05,840
Speaker 1: like seventy six years old. Man, No, he's dead, he's dead.

1397
01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:09,599
Speaker 1: He thought it was like this. He would talk like this,

1398
01:16:10,160 --> 01:16:11,920
Speaker 1: and it was my Remember was my birthday. I was.

1399
01:16:12,120 --> 01:16:15,400
Speaker 1: I think I just turned ten. And he gave me

1400
01:16:15,400 --> 01:16:16,680
Speaker 1: he goes there you go, and he gave me a

1401
01:16:16,720 --> 01:16:19,439
Speaker 1: thing of Seagram seven and we just went by a barrel.

1402
01:16:19,520 --> 01:16:22,040
Speaker 1: There are tracks. We lit a barrel on fire, and

1403
01:16:22,080 --> 01:16:25,640
Speaker 1: we just remember. I drank the whole bottle and I

1404
01:16:25,680 --> 01:16:28,759
Speaker 1: got so drunk. And my mom made a big pasta

1405
01:16:28,840 --> 01:16:31,679
Speaker 1: dish that night for my birthday. And I went back

1406
01:16:31,720 --> 01:16:34,799
Speaker 1: home and I crawled under the deck the front porch.

1407
01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:38,760
Speaker 1: I just ripped the lattice off and I crawled on it,

1408
01:16:38,800 --> 01:16:42,960
Speaker 1: just in the dirt. That's soft, cool dirt under a house. Oh,

1409
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:45,479
Speaker 1: it was so good for fucking being drunk. I remember

1410
01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:46,840
Speaker 1: just putting my face in it and I was just

1411
01:16:46,880 --> 01:16:49,880
Speaker 1: like oh, and I went in the house. I woke up,

1412
01:16:50,120 --> 01:16:53,200
Speaker 1: went in the house and it wasn't that late. I

1413
01:16:53,200 --> 01:16:57,280
Speaker 1: guess it was like maybe ten, so she wasn't mad.

1414
01:16:57,720 --> 01:17:00,040
Speaker 1: She's like Bobby. And I ran into the bathroom and

1415
01:17:00,080 --> 01:17:04,080
Speaker 1: I had to ship so bad, and I just started shipping,

1416
01:17:04,160 --> 01:17:06,760
Speaker 1: and then I just puked into the sink. So I

1417
01:17:06,800 --> 01:17:11,040
Speaker 1: would stand up puke full pasta tubes in the sink,

1418
01:17:11,479 --> 01:17:13,080
Speaker 1: and then I would just sit back down and ship

1419
01:17:13,080 --> 01:17:15,519
Speaker 1: more and puke and ship. And then I was trying

1420
01:17:15,520 --> 01:17:20,400
Speaker 1: to scoop the pasta into the ship because my because

1421
01:17:20,400 --> 01:17:22,200
Speaker 1: I didn't know how, it wouldn't push down because it

1422
01:17:22,200 --> 01:17:25,880
Speaker 1: was full tubes. So I'm scooping. My mom comes in

1423
01:17:26,240 --> 01:17:29,920
Speaker 1: my pantsed down, I'm scooping puke into the ship, and

1424
01:17:30,040 --> 01:17:34,280
Speaker 1: she just fucking one punched me into the hamper. I remember,

1425
01:17:34,320 --> 01:17:37,000
Speaker 1: I was flying into the hamper and I she just

1426
01:17:37,040 --> 01:17:38,760
Speaker 1: put me in the bed and I was throwing up.

1427
01:17:38,760 --> 01:17:41,360
Speaker 1: And I woke up the next day and she was

1428
01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:44,719
Speaker 1: cleaning me up and she goes, Bobby, I go, yeah,

1429
01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:47,240
Speaker 1: because I never want you to drink again. I never

1430
01:17:47,280 --> 01:17:49,800
Speaker 1: want you to do that again. And I was like, okay,

1431
01:17:50,720 --> 01:17:53,800
Speaker 1: And then I didn't for like six months, good showing

1432
01:17:53,840 --> 01:17:58,759
Speaker 1: some restraint. That ten yeah, and then it went south

1433
01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:02,320
Speaker 1: around so five years of drinking and from ten to

1434
01:18:02,360 --> 01:18:04,680
Speaker 1: fifty that's fucking insane to me. It was crazy. And

1435
01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:07,559
Speaker 1: I didn't start drinking till I was thirty one. Wow,

1436
01:18:07,640 --> 01:18:10,320
Speaker 1: that's fucking nuts. Then I've been drinking out twenty years.

1437
01:18:10,680 --> 01:18:13,639
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't, I don't know. It's just Boston, right,

1438
01:18:13,680 --> 01:18:16,800
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, it's bombing. I never drank with a

1439
01:18:16,880 --> 01:18:19,800
Speaker 1: seventies six year old dude when I was but but

1440
01:18:19,920 --> 01:18:24,080
Speaker 1: you drank, right, I absolutely drank probably fifteen sixteen. It's

1441
01:18:24,080 --> 01:18:26,320
Speaker 1: part of the car. It's like part of the Irish culture.

1442
01:18:27,240 --> 01:18:29,519
Speaker 1: And you know what I mean in Boston is fucking

1443
01:18:29,840 --> 01:18:32,160
Speaker 1: Irish American clubs all over the place. You hang out

1444
01:18:32,160 --> 01:18:34,920
Speaker 1: of the park, you go to the park. Yeah, fighting,

1445
01:18:34,960 --> 01:18:37,120
Speaker 1: it's ridiculous. Yeah, pretty much what it was. Would you

1446
01:18:37,160 --> 01:18:41,559
Speaker 1: start drinking Yoshi sak first or take my mom off

1447
01:18:41,560 --> 01:18:44,479
Speaker 1: from like seven or eight or something drinking. But that

1448
01:18:44,560 --> 01:18:45,920
Speaker 1: was just to get you to shut the funk up

1449
01:18:46,360 --> 01:18:48,240
Speaker 1: because Japan you could just go to the store and

1450
01:18:48,280 --> 01:18:51,040
Speaker 1: get alcohol for your parents, no problem. Right. And there's

1451
01:18:51,080 --> 01:18:54,519
Speaker 1: bending machine as well. What kind of bending machine? What's

1452
01:18:54,560 --> 01:18:59,880
Speaker 1: a bending machine? It's a really sprime machine. That was

1453
01:19:00,160 --> 01:19:03,280
Speaker 1: up you know, your cigars not lit, Bobby, I forgot. Yeah,

1454
01:19:03,520 --> 01:19:06,800
Speaker 1: it was a good conversation. Um, they have everything and

1455
01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:10,599
Speaker 1: bending machines and jet yeah, I got, I got hot

1456
01:19:10,640 --> 01:19:13,599
Speaker 1: low main out of a fucking bending machine that blew

1457
01:19:13,600 --> 01:19:15,599
Speaker 1: me away. You get fucking hot noodles out of a

1458
01:19:15,600 --> 01:19:20,200
Speaker 1: fucking bending machine. Ramen, Yeah it was Ramen out of

1459
01:19:20,240 --> 01:19:27,320
Speaker 1: a fucking bending machine. Yeah, it was nuts machine. Yeah.

1460
01:19:27,840 --> 01:19:30,640
Speaker 1: Use panties. I'm sorry, what did you just say to

1461
01:19:33,560 --> 01:19:38,040
Speaker 1: use panties? Really? Are they everywhere? I think? So you

1462
01:19:38,080 --> 01:19:39,920
Speaker 1: can buy use panties in a vending machine. Does it

1463
01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:42,320
Speaker 1: have a picture of the girl that wore them? Yeah? Yeah,

1464
01:19:42,360 --> 01:19:44,880
Speaker 1: because you don't just want random panties. I mean it

1465
01:19:44,920 --> 01:19:46,519
Speaker 1: could be fucking Eddie who put them on? You know

1466
01:19:46,560 --> 01:19:48,160
Speaker 1: what I mean? Did you do you have to be

1467
01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:50,920
Speaker 1: a member of a club to get your panties in there?

1468
01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:53,960
Speaker 1: Or like, is there is there a like a vending

1469
01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:56,160
Speaker 1: machine team you have to be on? Oh? Can I

1470
01:19:56,240 --> 01:19:58,800
Speaker 1: just walk up and if there's an open slot, put

1471
01:19:58,800 --> 01:20:00,400
Speaker 1: a picture of me and put my pant he's in there?

1472
01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:02,519
Speaker 1: And is it like an only fans for panties back there?

1473
01:20:03,520 --> 01:20:06,599
Speaker 1: I don't remember, but all my foreign friends were telling

1474
01:20:06,600 --> 01:20:09,320
Speaker 1: me about it. The bottom one. You never did, never

1475
01:20:10,280 --> 01:20:14,439
Speaker 1: bought one. You weren't even curious, Like what kind of

1476
01:20:14,479 --> 01:20:17,639
Speaker 1: panties are these? Were the Ramen panties. Were they hot ones?

1477
01:20:17,680 --> 01:20:21,400
Speaker 1: Did they have spicy panties? I think they had pictures

1478
01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:25,160
Speaker 1: of the actual girls picture wearing yeah, wearing them. We

1479
01:20:25,160 --> 01:20:28,639
Speaker 1: would imagine, but I think that's a lie, just a brand.

1480
01:20:29,840 --> 01:20:32,760
Speaker 1: That's fucking gross, dude. And did they have levels of

1481
01:20:32,760 --> 01:20:35,920
Speaker 1: soil on them? I think so? How did you know

1482
01:20:35,960 --> 01:20:38,200
Speaker 1: it was real? Was there was there a DNA tester

1483
01:20:38,439 --> 01:20:40,400
Speaker 1: with it? They came with it to prove it. What

1484
01:20:40,560 --> 01:20:48,120
Speaker 1: was it? You could be just mustard mustard in Mayo? Uh,

1485
01:20:48,400 --> 01:20:53,680
Speaker 1: just did not a nice yeast in vegtion. Yeah, like

1486
01:20:53,920 --> 01:20:56,120
Speaker 1: the Clamidia panties were on sale. Did you ever see

1487
01:20:56,120 --> 01:20:59,120
Speaker 1: the machine? Yeah, I've seen him. I mean they're still

1488
01:20:59,439 --> 01:21:03,120
Speaker 1: magazine d Odo's all kinds of stuff in the vending machine,

1489
01:21:03,720 --> 01:21:09,479
Speaker 1: and and noodles, yes, drinks, drinks. Yeah. I hope they're

1490
01:21:09,520 --> 01:21:13,040
Speaker 1: in separate vending machines. I don't think they are. Oh wow,

1491
01:21:13,080 --> 01:21:17,120
Speaker 1: they were like those well those are like cent the

1492
01:21:17,439 --> 01:21:23,840
Speaker 1: five yen what's agen it's probably Oh jeez, that's not bad.

1493
01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:28,320
Speaker 1: I'd buy a pair of fucking use panties for five bucks.

1494
01:21:28,479 --> 01:21:30,360
Speaker 1: I mean just to say you did. I love that.

1495
01:21:30,400 --> 01:21:33,479
Speaker 1: Other countries all their money is like fucking ten thousand.

1496
01:21:33,920 --> 01:21:37,360
Speaker 1: Like even India, nine million rupees is like five cents,

1497
01:21:37,920 --> 01:21:39,760
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I love that. I love

1498
01:21:39,840 --> 01:21:41,639
Speaker 1: that leg. Look at that. That's a that's a good

1499
01:21:41,640 --> 01:21:43,960
Speaker 1: one right there. That's like the high end machine. Yeah.

1500
01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:48,360
Speaker 1: All those chicks have the same stomachs. Yeah, I really

1501
01:21:48,360 --> 01:21:50,920
Speaker 1: just think they superimposed different panty colors on the one

1502
01:21:51,360 --> 01:21:56,160
Speaker 1: chicken on Torso drinking. Uh, I do enjoy drinking, you do.

1503
01:21:56,439 --> 01:21:58,760
Speaker 1: What do you like about it? Uh? I like a

1504
01:21:58,840 --> 01:22:01,160
Speaker 1: nice little buzz. I don't like the get hammered. You

1505
01:22:01,280 --> 01:22:03,320
Speaker 1: like weed too? Write No, No, I'm not a weed

1506
01:22:03,600 --> 01:22:07,280
Speaker 1: not a weed guy, not a drug guy. No, but

1507
01:22:07,360 --> 01:22:09,640
Speaker 1: you like a little sip what bourbon? You know? It?

1508
01:22:09,720 --> 01:22:12,080
Speaker 1: Depending on what I feel like bourbon or if I

1509
01:22:12,160 --> 01:22:15,280
Speaker 1: want sweet, I'll drink the srono on the rocks. Yeah.

1510
01:22:17,160 --> 01:22:20,680
Speaker 1: Sometimes Yeah, I'm not drinking to get wasted. I'm just

1511
01:22:20,800 --> 01:22:23,040
Speaker 1: getting a buzz. Yeah. You like the taste. See, I

1512
01:22:23,080 --> 01:22:25,439
Speaker 1: never liked the taste of it. I never That's why

1513
01:22:25,479 --> 01:22:27,080
Speaker 1: I never drank in the first one, because I didn't

1514
01:22:27,080 --> 01:22:28,920
Speaker 1: like the taste of it. Right then, once you get

1515
01:22:28,960 --> 01:22:31,439
Speaker 1: into what you're talking, Okay, I like these different flavors.

1516
01:22:31,439 --> 01:22:34,519
Speaker 1: I'm getting really Yeah, that's good. Thought you sucking you're

1517
01:22:34,560 --> 01:22:37,479
Speaker 1: not an alcoholic, which I'm not. No, No, I can

1518
01:22:37,479 --> 01:22:40,840
Speaker 1: go months without drinking. Doesn't bother me either. Yeah, it's

1519
01:22:40,840 --> 01:22:45,439
Speaker 1: not like oh I need this. I'm like I can fine, Yeah,

1520
01:22:45,520 --> 01:22:47,759
Speaker 1: I just I'm not into it. Are you an addict

1521
01:22:47,840 --> 01:22:50,160
Speaker 1: or we just oh yeah recovering? No? No, but like

1522
01:22:50,200 --> 01:22:52,599
Speaker 1: you like whatever you do, you get addicted. Yeah, dude,

1523
01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:57,840
Speaker 1: I'm fucking addicted. I'm addicted to fucking bushcraft knives. I'm

1524
01:22:57,840 --> 01:23:00,320
Speaker 1: addicted to cigars. I'm addicted to pipe. So I got

1525
01:23:00,400 --> 01:23:03,880
Speaker 1: into pipe smoking again, like I mean again, but for smoke. Yeah.

1526
01:23:03,880 --> 01:23:05,560
Speaker 1: I smoke pipes like the ones that you're hanging, like

1527
01:23:05,600 --> 01:23:09,920
Speaker 1: Santa Claus pipe. Yeah, where's my bag? Yeah? I like

1528
01:23:10,160 --> 01:23:12,639
Speaker 1: corn cob pipe. I have a corn cub pipe. Corn

1529
01:23:12,640 --> 01:23:14,599
Speaker 1: cub pipes are great, by the way. Yeah, I get

1530
01:23:14,680 --> 01:23:17,000
Speaker 1: I get addicted to ship like that now where I'm like,

1531
01:23:17,800 --> 01:23:20,760
Speaker 1: you know, pipes, and now was it the actual thing?

1532
01:23:20,800 --> 01:23:24,280
Speaker 1: It was just the the the the chase of collecting

1533
01:23:24,320 --> 01:23:29,240
Speaker 1: these different things. It's it's I like, I like handmade ship.

1534
01:23:29,280 --> 01:23:33,960
Speaker 1: I like when there's a guy making something like a pipe.

1535
01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:39,840
Speaker 1: I like the fact that this this is the pipe.

1536
01:23:39,880 --> 01:23:42,360
Speaker 1: I just bought this, an Italian pipe. Do you inhale

1537
01:23:42,439 --> 01:23:44,759
Speaker 1: with these? No, you don't inhale. It's like a cigar.

1538
01:23:44,960 --> 01:23:50,679
Speaker 1: It's a cigar, but it's called sipping. You sip right, yeah,

1539
01:23:50,760 --> 01:23:52,519
Speaker 1: I mean, look then I feel great though it goes

1540
01:23:52,560 --> 01:23:54,600
Speaker 1: with your outfit. Listen, I'm not mad at it. You

1541
01:23:54,640 --> 01:23:57,200
Speaker 1: gotta you gotta learn how to pack it, and then

1542
01:23:57,240 --> 01:24:00,280
Speaker 1: you just sit there and you sip on it. Like so,

1543
01:24:00,400 --> 01:24:03,040
Speaker 1: depending on if you like a light pool type pole, whatever,

1544
01:24:03,120 --> 01:24:05,040
Speaker 1: you can pack accordingly. No, you have to pack in

1545
01:24:05,080 --> 01:24:06,880
Speaker 1: a certain way, so you'd have to keep lighting it.

1546
01:24:07,240 --> 01:24:08,960
Speaker 1: There's a certain way you pack it. So then you

1547
01:24:09,080 --> 01:24:11,360
Speaker 1: just tamp so you usually tamper, so it's a whole

1548
01:24:11,360 --> 01:24:15,080
Speaker 1: different tobacco smoke. The tamper. I have it in my thing.

1549
01:24:15,120 --> 01:24:17,400
Speaker 1: It's just a little like a nail. Back of the nail,

1550
01:24:17,439 --> 01:24:19,439
Speaker 1: give a little poke. It's like what you're doing is

1551
01:24:19,439 --> 01:24:21,920
Speaker 1: you're keeping a fire going. You keep poking it. It's

1552
01:24:21,920 --> 01:24:23,680
Speaker 1: like a fire. It's an upside down fire. Now you're

1553
01:24:23,720 --> 01:24:26,400
Speaker 1: stoking the fire right exactly so, and then you just

1554
01:24:26,439 --> 01:24:29,600
Speaker 1: sip on it. You just kind of like that. I

1555
01:24:29,600 --> 01:24:31,879
Speaker 1: don't know something about it. I got into My grandfather

1556
01:24:31,960 --> 01:24:34,760
Speaker 1: smoked the pipe. All men back in the day, he

1557
01:24:34,840 --> 01:24:36,599
Speaker 1: used to smoke pipes. No, I get it. They used

1558
01:24:36,600 --> 01:24:40,439
Speaker 1: to smoke pipes and cigars. Pipes and cigars. But yeah,

1559
01:24:40,439 --> 01:24:43,840
Speaker 1: I like pipes, knives. I'm into fucking knife collecting. I

1560
01:24:43,880 --> 01:24:49,400
Speaker 1: love bushcraft knives, I love you know iron Well. You

1561
01:24:49,400 --> 01:24:52,000
Speaker 1: know it's funny is that we're doing this. Uh. I

1562
01:24:52,320 --> 01:24:56,719
Speaker 1: got into you know, camping. I got into uh, primitive

1563
01:24:56,760 --> 01:25:00,479
Speaker 1: camping in the last eight years. What do you mean?

1564
01:25:01,080 --> 01:25:03,479
Speaker 1: Meaning that you just go out and in the wild

1565
01:25:03,520 --> 01:25:07,040
Speaker 1: and like you for yourself, no fen for yourself, but

1566
01:25:07,120 --> 01:25:12,200
Speaker 1: like me Ari uh Ari and Joe List. Yeah you

1567
01:25:12,640 --> 01:25:16,479
Speaker 1: Arisha fear. You go up into the woods, you hike

1568
01:25:17,320 --> 01:25:20,439
Speaker 1: and uh you make camp. You find a spot, you

1569
01:25:20,479 --> 01:25:23,160
Speaker 1: make camp, build a tent. You you have a tent,

1570
01:25:23,400 --> 01:25:26,439
Speaker 1: or you can build a shelter and you you know,

1571
01:25:27,040 --> 01:25:32,200
Speaker 1: get wood and you you know, build a get a campsite,

1572
01:25:32,240 --> 01:25:34,200
Speaker 1: get a camp fire, get a pit. You gotta do

1573
01:25:34,240 --> 01:25:37,200
Speaker 1: what you can do. Any variation in on any trail,

1574
01:25:37,240 --> 01:25:41,200
Speaker 1: there's primitive camp sites. So that means that there's nothing there,

1575
01:25:41,439 --> 01:25:44,240
Speaker 1: but other campus have made a site out of it,

1576
01:25:44,280 --> 01:25:46,400
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So it's not like a

1577
01:25:46,479 --> 01:25:48,599
Speaker 1: k o A, which I love, by the way, too.

1578
01:25:48,600 --> 01:25:51,439
Speaker 1: I take my kid camping all the time, but a

1579
01:25:51,560 --> 01:25:54,840
Speaker 1: k is Campgrounds of America, so that that's car camping.

1580
01:25:54,880 --> 01:25:56,519
Speaker 1: So I'll pull up with my kid, will pop a tent,

1581
01:25:56,560 --> 01:25:58,760
Speaker 1: will light some fucking thing, will hang out. But this

1582
01:25:58,920 --> 01:26:02,280
Speaker 1: primitive camping. The one I the biggest one I've done

1583
01:26:02,280 --> 01:26:04,920
Speaker 1: so far was with me and Ari and Uh and Joe.

1584
01:26:05,520 --> 01:26:08,320
Speaker 1: Where we went. We went two hours up and then

1585
01:26:08,360 --> 01:26:10,599
Speaker 1: two hours down and we were in the middle of

1586
01:26:10,600 --> 01:26:14,240
Speaker 1: nowhere on a lake, Echo Lake and the Catskills and

1587
01:26:15,520 --> 01:26:19,280
Speaker 1: it's beautiful. It's unbelievable. And then the sun goes down

1588
01:26:20,520 --> 01:26:23,599
Speaker 1: and you're like, fuck because you're four hours away from

1589
01:26:23,600 --> 01:26:27,320
Speaker 1: any If anything happens, you fucked. There's no cell service,

1590
01:26:27,960 --> 01:26:32,280
Speaker 1: there's nobody else. You have your knife, you have you

1591
01:26:32,320 --> 01:26:34,680
Speaker 1: have your light, you have the fire, and that's it.

1592
01:26:34,800 --> 01:26:38,080
Speaker 1: You've done and um and you hear wildlife all around you.

1593
01:26:38,520 --> 01:26:40,920
Speaker 1: I mean, dude, we were out there the first night

1594
01:26:40,960 --> 01:26:43,840
Speaker 1: we went and it was so fucking great. We hiked up,

1595
01:26:43,880 --> 01:26:46,720
Speaker 1: we went down the other side and we got there.

1596
01:26:46,760 --> 01:26:49,880
Speaker 1: We pitched tents, we made we had steaks, we we

1597
01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:52,599
Speaker 1: lit the fire. I mean, we're smoking cigars. We were

1598
01:26:52,600 --> 01:26:57,920
Speaker 1: talking ship and then uh do you sleep? Well, no,

1599
01:26:58,040 --> 01:27:01,080
Speaker 1: it's terrible, but that you you don't matter. But we remember.

1600
01:27:01,080 --> 01:27:02,880
Speaker 1: I went to bed and then they came to bed

1601
01:27:02,920 --> 01:27:04,600
Speaker 1: around one o'clock. And as soon as I heard the

1602
01:27:04,640 --> 01:27:07,519
Speaker 1: zippers zip zip, zip zip, and then all of a sudden,

1603
01:27:07,520 --> 01:27:10,960
Speaker 1: the pack of coyotes. Oh wow. We I don't know

1604
01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:12,760
Speaker 1: if you ever heard of pack. Yeah, you hear them

1605
01:27:12,760 --> 01:27:14,720
Speaker 1: all the time around here. Especially actually it sounds like

1606
01:27:14,800 --> 01:27:17,080
Speaker 1: somebody something's being murdered. Yeah yeah, yeah all the time,

1607
01:27:17,120 --> 01:27:19,760
Speaker 1: and especially if you make a noise, like like a

1608
01:27:19,800 --> 01:27:23,400
Speaker 1: siren noise, they go fucking nuts. Yeah. I mean we

1609
01:27:23,400 --> 01:27:25,559
Speaker 1: were all lying in bed. It was so peaceful, so quiet,

1610
01:27:25,840 --> 01:27:29,880
Speaker 1: and then he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, it sounds like

1611
01:27:29,880 --> 01:27:32,720
Speaker 1: a dog's being murdered by something. And then it was

1612
01:27:33,479 --> 01:27:40,320
Speaker 1: like maybe two minutes fifty yards away. Yeah, that's it.

1613
01:27:40,600 --> 01:27:42,320
Speaker 1: I just scared the funk out of me, by the way,

1614
01:27:42,400 --> 01:27:45,240
Speaker 1: because I thought they were right there. That's a recording

1615
01:27:45,280 --> 01:27:48,760
Speaker 1: from my Malibu. Is it in the backyard? Oh yeah?

1616
01:27:48,880 --> 01:27:52,439
Speaker 1: And I remember also heard was Joe list went Bobby,

1617
01:27:52,520 --> 01:27:54,559
Speaker 1: what do we do now? And I just went, I

1618
01:27:54,640 --> 01:27:57,040
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't I've got these knives. Well I

1619
01:27:57,080 --> 01:27:59,680
Speaker 1: had a knife, already had a knife. Joe had a

1620
01:27:59,720 --> 01:28:02,040
Speaker 1: buck n if it was broken, then I gave him hilarious.

1621
01:28:02,080 --> 01:28:07,120
Speaker 1: So yeah, imagine here in that four four hours into

1622
01:28:07,160 --> 01:28:09,840
Speaker 1: the woods, the middle of the night, with nobody around,

1623
01:28:09,880 --> 01:28:12,800
Speaker 1: and then that fucking cracks off fifty yards from your

1624
01:28:12,800 --> 01:28:14,840
Speaker 1: tent and it was you know, the rest of the

1625
01:28:14,920 --> 01:28:18,960
Speaker 1: night was just terrifying. That's yeah. But the next day

1626
01:28:19,000 --> 01:28:21,759
Speaker 1: you wake up and you're just like, dude, there's something

1627
01:28:21,840 --> 01:28:26,559
Speaker 1: about that, surviving that, getting through it and learning about it.

1628
01:28:26,680 --> 01:28:29,000
Speaker 1: And then the next day we were like what the fuck?

1629
01:28:29,479 --> 01:28:32,080
Speaker 1: And I mean, did you record any of it? You

1630
01:28:32,120 --> 01:28:34,400
Speaker 1: know what. That's the thing is, you don't fucking record.

1631
01:28:34,520 --> 01:28:38,120
Speaker 1: You don't. There's no cameras, there's no we're not doing

1632
01:28:38,160 --> 01:28:40,880
Speaker 1: any of that. Ship. We're up there to just be yours.

1633
01:28:42,200 --> 01:28:43,639
Speaker 1: We have a we have a couple of photos. It's

1634
01:28:43,640 --> 01:28:46,640
Speaker 1: about it like that kind of ship. Well, I me

1635
01:28:46,720 --> 01:28:51,120
Speaker 1: and Spook here me and uh uh Brenda. We're gonna

1636
01:28:51,160 --> 01:28:55,360
Speaker 1: we're gonna film have a show that we're filming that

1637
01:28:55,400 --> 01:28:57,000
Speaker 1: I've been working on for a long time, but he

1638
01:28:57,040 --> 01:29:00,639
Speaker 1: actually stepped in last year and now we're gonna get

1639
01:29:00,640 --> 01:29:03,600
Speaker 1: it off the ground, comedy camp. The thing that we

1640
01:29:03,640 --> 01:29:06,559
Speaker 1: want to do is we want to go up in

1641
01:29:06,600 --> 01:29:12,519
Speaker 1: the woods for five days with a bunch of comics. Yeah,

1642
01:29:12,640 --> 01:29:16,479
Speaker 1: I know, I know, dude, I know I do one

1643
01:29:16,600 --> 01:29:21,519
Speaker 1: night maybe, yeah, but listen, dude, can you give me

1644
01:29:21,520 --> 01:29:27,400
Speaker 1: a bouncy house? I mean we'll talk after. But yeah,

1645
01:29:27,439 --> 01:29:29,479
Speaker 1: it's there's something about it, dude, though, when the sun

1646
01:29:29,520 --> 01:29:33,559
Speaker 1: goes down and you're in you can't see, and you're

1647
01:29:33,560 --> 01:29:36,479
Speaker 1: buy a fire and there's no phone, there's no show,

1648
01:29:36,960 --> 01:29:39,680
Speaker 1: there's no there's nobody to call, there's nothing to do,

1649
01:29:40,600 --> 01:29:44,360
Speaker 1: and you're just sitting there and your brain clicks in

1650
01:29:45,120 --> 01:29:49,400
Speaker 1: and uh, there's those those deprivation tanks. You could just

1651
01:29:49,439 --> 01:29:52,519
Speaker 1: do that. No, it's not the same. It's not the same.

1652
01:29:52,840 --> 01:29:54,639
Speaker 1: Do those for a couple of hours. You know, it's

1653
01:29:54,680 --> 01:29:57,519
Speaker 1: not the same. It's not the same. It's it's there's

1654
01:29:57,520 --> 01:30:00,360
Speaker 1: something about it when that happens. And then you have

1655
01:30:00,479 --> 01:30:03,000
Speaker 1: to kind of, you know, get the wood. If you

1656
01:30:03,000 --> 01:30:05,960
Speaker 1: don't have wood, then you're not having fire. If you're

1657
01:30:05,960 --> 01:30:08,000
Speaker 1: not you know, the certain things you have to do

1658
01:30:08,120 --> 01:30:10,880
Speaker 1: up there to make sure that you know, you're as

1659
01:30:10,920 --> 01:30:14,479
Speaker 1: comfortable as you possibly could be, and if you don't,

1660
01:30:14,520 --> 01:30:17,479
Speaker 1: I mean, what are you sitting on? You gotta you

1661
01:30:17,720 --> 01:30:20,120
Speaker 1: you fucking make it. Make it, chick, you make it, dude.

1662
01:30:20,400 --> 01:30:24,200
Speaker 1: You gotta go fucking find rock, Go find some uh

1663
01:30:24,680 --> 01:30:28,719
Speaker 1: some some a fell tree and get your fucking your

1664
01:30:28,760 --> 01:30:33,800
Speaker 1: your your Japanese fucking gomi saw out and uh your

1665
01:30:33,840 --> 01:30:36,559
Speaker 1: bushcraft knife or whatever knife you have, and you can

1666
01:30:36,600 --> 01:30:39,200
Speaker 1: do all this ship with this one knife. You could

1667
01:30:39,200 --> 01:30:42,559
Speaker 1: do You can make literally a whole fucking uh structure

1668
01:30:42,680 --> 01:30:45,439
Speaker 1: to sleep in if you know what you're doing. So, Bobby,

1669
01:30:45,520 --> 01:30:48,760
Speaker 1: what what what's the like? Why do people bushcraft and

1670
01:30:48,840 --> 01:30:50,800
Speaker 1: became popular? I think right in the last four or

1671
01:30:50,840 --> 01:30:53,640
Speaker 1: five years, maybe a little bit longer. Mainstream, Yeah, mainstream?

1672
01:30:53,760 --> 01:30:56,760
Speaker 1: So what like, what are the what's like the philosophy?

1673
01:30:56,760 --> 01:30:59,080
Speaker 1: Why are people doing this? What? What? What's the point?

1674
01:30:59,120 --> 01:31:02,680
Speaker 1: What's the goal? Well, it's the goal is to you know,

1675
01:31:04,000 --> 01:31:07,439
Speaker 1: to get away from you know, to get away from

1676
01:31:07,439 --> 01:31:10,439
Speaker 1: all of it, you know, and and be with yourself.

1677
01:31:10,760 --> 01:31:14,280
Speaker 1: It's to be for yourself because this is no Yeah,

1678
01:31:14,320 --> 01:31:17,439
Speaker 1: you disconnect, no one ever, you never disconnect. I think

1679
01:31:17,720 --> 01:31:20,519
Speaker 1: COVID probably helped you. Actually have you ever gone have

1680
01:31:20,560 --> 01:31:22,439
Speaker 1: you ever done that? Like with bonds eye trees or anything.

1681
01:31:23,760 --> 01:31:26,200
Speaker 1: I have not little miniature tree. Go camping, I think

1682
01:31:26,240 --> 01:31:28,439
Speaker 1: you'd be you'd fucking love it, actually, I mean I

1683
01:31:28,560 --> 01:31:30,320
Speaker 1: used to go camping as a kid, and I like

1684
01:31:30,400 --> 01:31:32,639
Speaker 1: fishing and all that. Ship. But imagine having a fish

1685
01:31:32,640 --> 01:31:36,240
Speaker 1: for your dinner though. Yeah, Lacar Russell's dressed right now

1686
01:31:36,560 --> 01:31:39,439
Speaker 1: and we're talking about going up at the moment. Like,

1687
01:31:39,720 --> 01:31:41,680
Speaker 1: you know, I do fight sports. I enjoy that, Like

1688
01:31:42,320 --> 01:31:44,000
Speaker 1: how am I getting the ring and getting pushed? But

1689
01:31:44,040 --> 01:31:46,040
Speaker 1: I don't mind doing What about it? What about walking

1690
01:31:46,080 --> 01:31:48,040
Speaker 1: into the dark at night into the woods? Would you

1691
01:31:48,080 --> 01:31:49,920
Speaker 1: do that? And like, here's the thing. My dad was

1692
01:31:49,960 --> 01:31:53,240
Speaker 1: a hunter in India, so he did real hunting and

1693
01:31:53,240 --> 01:31:57,280
Speaker 1: it was tigers and leopards and wild boar and all

1694
01:31:57,320 --> 01:31:59,840
Speaker 1: that kind of ship. But they did it more out

1695
01:31:59,880 --> 01:32:03,639
Speaker 1: of necessity rather than enjoyment, you know what I mean. Yeah,

1696
01:32:03,640 --> 01:32:06,840
Speaker 1: but there's something about knowing how to do that. Yeah,

1697
01:32:06,840 --> 01:32:08,280
Speaker 1: my dad say, that's the thing. My dad knew how

1698
01:32:08,320 --> 01:32:11,240
Speaker 1: to do that because he knew how to bait, and

1699
01:32:11,280 --> 01:32:13,920
Speaker 1: he knew how to and when to shoot, when, how

1700
01:32:13,960 --> 01:32:17,679
Speaker 1: to shoot, where to shoot was dark? He was shooting

1701
01:32:17,720 --> 01:32:19,559
Speaker 1: what was he shooting a three o eight or three

1702
01:32:19,600 --> 01:32:23,719
Speaker 1: or nine or kind of animals, tigers, shepherds. It was

1703
01:32:23,720 --> 01:32:26,000
Speaker 1: so my dad's last tiger that he shot was in

1704
01:32:26,080 --> 01:32:30,920
Speaker 1: nineteen sixty or six three, and it was already illegal

1705
01:32:30,960 --> 01:32:35,160
Speaker 1: at that time. But this one tiger was killing people

1706
01:32:35,160 --> 01:32:37,800
Speaker 1: in the village next to when my dad lived, and

1707
01:32:38,320 --> 01:32:41,240
Speaker 1: the local government knew that my dad's family were hunters,

1708
01:32:41,320 --> 01:32:43,479
Speaker 1: so they went approached my father and said, hey, can

1709
01:32:43,560 --> 01:32:46,519
Speaker 1: you get this tiger. He's killing people in the village.

1710
01:32:47,560 --> 01:32:48,840
Speaker 1: And he was like, well, what's in it for me?

1711
01:32:48,880 --> 01:32:50,800
Speaker 1: And they're like, we'll give you, like no joke. They're like,

1712
01:32:50,840 --> 01:32:53,240
Speaker 1: we'll give you fifteen bucks. And he was like what,

1713
01:32:54,160 --> 01:32:57,400
Speaker 1: Like yeah, that's all we can afford. And he's like, well,

1714
01:32:57,439 --> 01:32:59,240
Speaker 1: would you let me keep the skin? And they were like, yeah,

1715
01:32:59,240 --> 01:33:00,960
Speaker 1: you can get your skin, and I'll keep the skin,

1716
01:33:01,040 --> 01:33:04,880
Speaker 1: you keep your money. So yeah, my dad found a

1717
01:33:04,920 --> 01:33:08,839
Speaker 1: place nearer where that tiger would be. He found two trees,

1718
01:33:09,520 --> 01:33:11,960
Speaker 1: you know, a nice distance across from each other, like

1719
01:33:12,000 --> 01:33:14,080
Speaker 1: it would be one would be here and one would

1720
01:33:14,080 --> 01:33:16,479
Speaker 1: be where the fences for the pool, you know, And

1721
01:33:16,560 --> 01:33:18,880
Speaker 1: he took an ox, one of my grandmother's oxes that

1722
01:33:18,960 --> 01:33:21,640
Speaker 1: she had, and he tied it to that tree and

1723
01:33:21,640 --> 01:33:23,880
Speaker 1: then he set up a tree house in this tree,

1724
01:33:24,360 --> 01:33:27,120
Speaker 1: and he went at around five, so that way the

1725
01:33:27,120 --> 01:33:29,320
Speaker 1: sun was going down, and he set up and then

1726
01:33:29,320 --> 01:33:32,280
Speaker 1: he had his magazine and his flashlights and his guns.

1727
01:33:32,920 --> 01:33:35,040
Speaker 1: Then he sat in that treehouse and he kind of

1728
01:33:35,040 --> 01:33:40,120
Speaker 1: started dozing off, and then he heard the ox going crazy,

1729
01:33:40,280 --> 01:33:42,280
Speaker 1: like was running around surface around the tree, because that

1730
01:33:42,280 --> 01:33:44,800
Speaker 1: means there's some danger there. And as soon as my

1731
01:33:44,880 --> 01:33:49,280
Speaker 1: dad heard that, he grabbed his gun and his flashlight

1732
01:33:49,920 --> 01:33:53,600
Speaker 1: and in his panic, he connected like he touched the

1733
01:33:53,640 --> 01:33:56,519
Speaker 1: barrel of the gun with the metal flashlight and made

1734
01:33:56,520 --> 01:33:58,559
Speaker 1: a metal noise. And as soon as he did that

1735
01:33:59,200 --> 01:34:02,000
Speaker 1: and he had the flashlight pointing down, the tiger looked

1736
01:34:02,080 --> 01:34:05,080
Speaker 1: up and saw him and leaped straight at him from

1737
01:34:05,120 --> 01:34:07,599
Speaker 1: there to their leap straight and I just fired off

1738
01:34:07,600 --> 01:34:10,799
Speaker 1: a shot pop hit the tiger in the underneath the throat,

1739
01:34:11,200 --> 01:34:13,640
Speaker 1: and the tiger flew back. And then he sat in

1740
01:34:13,640 --> 01:34:16,760
Speaker 1: the tree for a minute, shot the flash out on

1741
01:34:16,800 --> 01:34:18,519
Speaker 1: his eyes to see if they were still glossy. And

1742
01:34:18,560 --> 01:34:20,760
Speaker 1: then you put a second shot in it for safety,

1743
01:34:20,800 --> 01:34:23,320
Speaker 1: because you know that fucking tiger could fake it, yeah,

1744
01:34:23,680 --> 01:34:26,559
Speaker 1: and they'll fucking kill you. And I've got the skin

1745
01:34:26,680 --> 01:34:30,479
Speaker 1: still to this day with the head revenue did did

1746
01:34:30,479 --> 01:34:33,479
Speaker 1: you understand what I mean? That's a fucking I mean,

1747
01:34:33,800 --> 01:34:40,360
Speaker 1: from that guy became this guy. Like if the electricity out,

1748
01:34:40,360 --> 01:34:43,760
Speaker 1: you'd starve, right, I mean so, I mean I'm the

1749
01:34:43,800 --> 01:34:46,559
Speaker 1: same way though, And I just thought I thought it

1750
01:34:46,600 --> 01:34:50,439
Speaker 1: was important for me that if your hunter gatherer self,

1751
01:34:50,520 --> 01:34:53,080
Speaker 1: not that, but to be able to know how to be.

1752
01:34:53,680 --> 01:34:55,839
Speaker 1: I'm afraid of the dark. I'm afraid of the woods.

1753
01:34:56,360 --> 01:34:59,439
Speaker 1: I'm afraid to walk. My uncle has a cabin a

1754
01:34:59,479 --> 01:35:01,600
Speaker 1: house of flowers up in Hampshire and he has a

1755
01:35:01,640 --> 01:35:05,680
Speaker 1: guest cabin and there's from here to that gazebo over there.

1756
01:35:05,840 --> 01:35:08,160
Speaker 1: You have to walk in the dark. I'm afraid to

1757
01:35:08,200 --> 01:35:10,760
Speaker 1: do it. No, there's my tiger skin with my daughter.

1758
01:35:11,160 --> 01:35:15,000
Speaker 1: That's crazy. I have that. That's mine. That's crazy. Yeah,

1759
01:35:15,040 --> 01:35:17,679
Speaker 1: that's nuts. Don't you wind? You like to get back

1760
01:35:18,320 --> 01:35:20,679
Speaker 1: get some of that in you? Well? When I would

1761
01:35:20,720 --> 01:35:22,599
Speaker 1: go to India with my dad when we were kids,

1762
01:35:22,640 --> 01:35:24,760
Speaker 1: Like if you went to my grandmother's place, you had

1763
01:35:24,800 --> 01:35:26,760
Speaker 1: to walk around with a shotgun like it was. I'll

1764
01:35:26,760 --> 01:35:30,880
Speaker 1: show you a picture, um the ninety six. Didn't you

1765
01:35:30,920 --> 01:35:34,240
Speaker 1: see some snakes or something? Yeah, I'll get to that. Yoshi.

1766
01:35:37,160 --> 01:35:40,400
Speaker 1: This is ninety six at my grandmother's and no matter

1767
01:35:40,439 --> 01:35:43,080
Speaker 1: where you went, and I'm six years old, if I

1768
01:35:43,080 --> 01:35:45,040
Speaker 1: walked out by myself, I have to carry shotgun with me.

1769
01:35:45,680 --> 01:35:47,280
Speaker 1: And this is us. We went for an evening walk

1770
01:35:47,320 --> 01:35:51,120
Speaker 1: and we all had shotguns with us. That's me, the

1771
01:35:51,120 --> 01:35:54,439
Speaker 1: little one that's crazy. I mean, that's awesome though, don't

1772
01:35:54,439 --> 01:35:58,680
Speaker 1: you think that's great? Yeah? So in nineteen one, we

1773
01:35:58,680 --> 01:36:02,120
Speaker 1: were there and huh, we're at my grandmother's and my

1774
01:36:02,200 --> 01:36:04,200
Speaker 1: dad said, I want to take you on a on

1775
01:36:04,240 --> 01:36:05,800
Speaker 1: a walk to see where we would catch where we

1776
01:36:05,800 --> 01:36:09,000
Speaker 1: would find tigers. So he took us on this long walk,

1777
01:36:09,040 --> 01:36:10,800
Speaker 1: and you have servants over there, so you know, there's

1778
01:36:11,479 --> 01:36:16,360
Speaker 1: my dad, myself, my brother, and then like maybe five servants. Five. Yeah,

1779
01:36:16,360 --> 01:36:18,599
Speaker 1: because you're going out there. If you've got some you're

1780
01:36:18,640 --> 01:36:21,240
Speaker 1: not getting that thing around with you. You get a tiger,

1781
01:36:21,240 --> 01:36:23,600
Speaker 1: you're gonna carry them mocker back. Well, I mean like

1782
01:36:23,600 --> 01:36:27,000
Speaker 1: an eight hundred pound, thousand pounds tiger. And now so

1783
01:36:27,320 --> 01:36:30,599
Speaker 1: five servants, okay, so everybody's poor, you know what I mean.

1784
01:36:30,640 --> 01:36:32,880
Speaker 1: So you know, and you've given him a place to

1785
01:36:32,920 --> 01:36:35,840
Speaker 1: live now, so you're we're out there walking and we

1786
01:36:35,840 --> 01:36:38,960
Speaker 1: do we go buy this fucking little this little river,

1787
01:36:39,360 --> 01:36:41,160
Speaker 1: and my dad goes, look right there and then the

1788
01:36:41,240 --> 01:36:44,320
Speaker 1: mud was a tiger print, goes fresh, it was just here,

1789
01:36:44,920 --> 01:36:47,160
Speaker 1: like you daw fresh tiger prints right by the water

1790
01:36:47,320 --> 01:36:49,760
Speaker 1: because it was their drinking. And he goes, Okay, now

1791
01:36:49,800 --> 01:36:52,320
Speaker 1: we got a head back because it's getting darker and

1792
01:36:52,360 --> 01:36:54,439
Speaker 1: there's a fresh time. There's a tiger around here, right,

1793
01:36:55,040 --> 01:36:57,120
Speaker 1: So we head back and I'm kind of I'm eleven

1794
01:36:57,200 --> 01:36:58,920
Speaker 1: years old and kind of bummed out that I didn't

1795
01:36:58,920 --> 01:37:01,479
Speaker 1: see anything easy, and I've got this fucking gun with me,

1796
01:37:02,680 --> 01:37:05,160
Speaker 1: and walcome back up this mountaintop to get back to

1797
01:37:05,160 --> 01:37:08,679
Speaker 1: the other side, and I'm just like, everybody stop. Everybody

1798
01:37:08,680 --> 01:37:11,160
Speaker 1: stops moving, and I go nobody move, and I could

1799
01:37:11,200 --> 01:37:15,400
Speaker 1: hear it, and I looked down and there's a snake

1800
01:37:15,520 --> 01:37:18,559
Speaker 1: right about to bite the fucking servant right in the ankle.

1801
01:37:19,040 --> 01:37:20,479
Speaker 1: And I just I go and I grabbed my gun

1802
01:37:20,520 --> 01:37:22,280
Speaker 1: on my pop and I shot it right in the head,

1803
01:37:22,600 --> 01:37:24,360
Speaker 1: like I could have shot the fucking guy's foot off

1804
01:37:24,360 --> 01:37:28,000
Speaker 1: by accident, but pop and I shot the thing right

1805
01:37:28,040 --> 01:37:31,400
Speaker 1: in the head. And then the servants carried me home, yeah,

1806
01:37:31,439 --> 01:37:33,479
Speaker 1: because they were like, you saved her life. What was it?

1807
01:37:33,479 --> 01:37:35,880
Speaker 1: It was an asp or something like. It was a

1808
01:37:35,920 --> 01:37:38,000
Speaker 1: little but it had big pouches on the side. Oh

1809
01:37:38,080 --> 01:37:41,040
Speaker 1: my god, you should do what you've done. He would

1810
01:37:41,040 --> 01:37:43,720
Speaker 1: have been done dead dead. Yeah, because there's like real

1811
01:37:43,760 --> 01:37:47,320
Speaker 1: snakes that there's cobras as king cobras, and there's vipers,

1812
01:37:47,400 --> 01:37:51,200
Speaker 1: and there's fucking uh what's the black one? The mambas

1813
01:37:51,200 --> 01:37:54,559
Speaker 1: all kind of ship out there. That's why when you'd

1814
01:37:54,640 --> 01:37:56,559
Speaker 1: leave the house, even if you're walking around, like just

1815
01:37:56,600 --> 01:37:58,639
Speaker 1: say this was the house, you want to walk over there,

1816
01:37:58,640 --> 01:38:00,760
Speaker 1: you take the gun with you because you don't know

1817
01:38:00,800 --> 01:38:02,120
Speaker 1: what the fund is gonna be. There could be a

1818
01:38:02,200 --> 01:38:06,080
Speaker 1: jaguar in a tree, leopard whatever the fuck an out

1819
01:38:06,160 --> 01:38:10,200
Speaker 1: come get you, you know what I mean. Yeah, that's crazy,

1820
01:38:10,240 --> 01:38:13,960
Speaker 1: But I think there's the disconnect between those guys and us.

1821
01:38:14,840 --> 01:38:18,000
Speaker 1: I just think there's something you know, when you go

1822
01:38:18,120 --> 01:38:21,960
Speaker 1: up into the woods and you're out there and something

1823
01:38:22,040 --> 01:38:25,439
Speaker 1: happens to you where your fear has to go away.

1824
01:38:26,240 --> 01:38:31,040
Speaker 1: It just goes away, and you you really kind of

1825
01:38:31,040 --> 01:38:35,360
Speaker 1: get in touch with yourself, you know, and uh, like

1826
01:38:35,479 --> 01:38:37,439
Speaker 1: you can't anywhere else you can there's no where you

1827
01:38:37,479 --> 01:38:40,439
Speaker 1: can go. You can't go on vacation. Anywhere you go,

1828
01:38:41,080 --> 01:38:44,719
Speaker 1: you're connected to this horse ship connected. The only place

1829
01:38:44,760 --> 01:38:48,480
Speaker 1: you can go for me is out into the woods,

1830
01:38:48,479 --> 01:38:52,240
Speaker 1: out into where there's nothing and there's no cell service

1831
01:38:52,240 --> 01:38:54,280
Speaker 1: and there's nothing. And you when you would set up,

1832
01:38:54,280 --> 01:38:56,479
Speaker 1: when you set up near the water or you have

1833
01:38:56,520 --> 01:38:58,400
Speaker 1: to find water, dude, you have to find you have

1834
01:38:58,479 --> 01:39:00,960
Speaker 1: to find running water. So you have to because you're

1835
01:39:01,000 --> 01:39:03,080
Speaker 1: gonna that's how you get in your water. So you

1836
01:39:03,120 --> 01:39:05,880
Speaker 1: have to find running water. You have to find, uh

1837
01:39:06,280 --> 01:39:09,559
Speaker 1: waterfall of sorts, some type of spring. Yeah, you have

1838
01:39:09,600 --> 01:39:13,280
Speaker 1: to find a spring which uh um, you can't get

1839
01:39:13,320 --> 01:39:14,639
Speaker 1: you can't. You have to be a hundred and fifty

1840
01:39:14,680 --> 01:39:16,560
Speaker 1: yards away from it is. You have to find a

1841
01:39:16,600 --> 01:39:21,919
Speaker 1: place to take a ship away from the law because

1842
01:39:22,560 --> 01:39:24,160
Speaker 1: you know, they don't want anything in the water. They

1843
01:39:24,200 --> 01:39:27,439
Speaker 1: don't want people pissing ships waste in the water because

1844
01:39:27,439 --> 01:39:31,120
Speaker 1: the water is you know, crystal clean, you know. Um,

1845
01:39:31,120 --> 01:39:33,920
Speaker 1: so you know, hopefully I'll be I'll be doing that

1846
01:39:34,200 --> 01:39:37,679
Speaker 1: and and you know, because you know you the show

1847
01:39:37,760 --> 01:39:39,559
Speaker 1: that like the show alone, you have to see alone?

1848
01:39:41,000 --> 01:39:42,840
Speaker 1: Is that the one where the guys by himself and

1849
01:39:42,920 --> 01:39:47,240
Speaker 1: the well they dropped Alaska. They take anywhere that they

1850
01:39:47,280 --> 01:39:51,040
Speaker 1: they've got it all over Canada. They get remote places.

1851
01:39:51,240 --> 01:39:54,760
Speaker 1: They dropped ten people off, three guys in women, three

1852
01:39:54,760 --> 01:39:57,680
Speaker 1: to five miles away from each other. Maybe you know,

1853
01:39:57,840 --> 01:40:00,800
Speaker 1: and you can bring ten things. You get to pick

1854
01:40:00,840 --> 01:40:03,840
Speaker 1: the ten things and you're and that's it. You're out

1855
01:40:03,840 --> 01:40:06,400
Speaker 1: there by yourself. They will call you on a SAT phone.

1856
01:40:07,240 --> 01:40:10,840
Speaker 1: I think at the you have to check in you're okay,

1857
01:40:10,960 --> 01:40:13,599
Speaker 1: and check in the morning you're all right, and that's it.

1858
01:40:13,720 --> 01:40:15,920
Speaker 1: And they you don't see anybody until they come and

1859
01:40:16,000 --> 01:40:20,000
Speaker 1: check you. And whoever stays out the longest wins it.

1860
01:40:20,120 --> 01:40:23,320
Speaker 1: And w huh you win. The last one was a

1861
01:40:23,360 --> 01:40:26,200
Speaker 1: million dollars because naked and afraid you don't win anything. No,

1862
01:40:26,360 --> 01:40:29,559
Speaker 1: neked and afraid is stupid. There's a camera crew around

1863
01:40:30,280 --> 01:40:32,439
Speaker 1: this is this is They drop you off with a

1864
01:40:32,479 --> 01:40:37,639
Speaker 1: hundred pounds of equipment and that's that's this show we're

1865
01:40:37,680 --> 01:40:41,559
Speaker 1: talking about. Is that where we'll be together. But there's

1866
01:40:41,560 --> 01:40:45,880
Speaker 1: no craft services, there's no fucking there's no camera crew.

1867
01:40:46,600 --> 01:40:49,439
Speaker 1: You know, we're all that. We we have these setups

1868
01:40:49,479 --> 01:40:54,320
Speaker 1: that we've created that you're filming yourself and I'm I'm

1869
01:40:54,320 --> 01:40:58,040
Speaker 1: filming you. You're filming yourself and all the footage from

1870
01:40:58,080 --> 01:41:04,440
Speaker 1: the show will be from these these cameras. So it's

1871
01:41:04,479 --> 01:41:07,360
Speaker 1: basically you know, and and what happened, what happens to

1872
01:41:07,400 --> 01:41:11,320
Speaker 1: you do? What happens to funny Russ? After three days,

1873
01:41:12,000 --> 01:41:15,759
Speaker 1: I was talking to humans. Maybe not maybe not. Maybe

1874
01:41:15,760 --> 01:41:18,679
Speaker 1: you go through something, maybe something happens to you emotionally,

1875
01:41:18,720 --> 01:41:21,479
Speaker 1: maybe something you know, but who knows, maybe you go

1876
01:41:21,520 --> 01:41:23,840
Speaker 1: through something. By the end of it, you know, And

1877
01:41:24,439 --> 01:41:27,360
Speaker 1: I think it's something for comedians, you know. I think

1878
01:41:27,400 --> 01:41:30,519
Speaker 1: actors can act their way through horseshit. I think, you know,

1879
01:41:30,640 --> 01:41:33,519
Speaker 1: real Bushcraft people love this ship. But for a comic

1880
01:41:34,200 --> 01:41:38,800
Speaker 1: to be put in that situation, we always make shit funny.

1881
01:41:38,960 --> 01:41:41,920
Speaker 1: We always find a way. You want to see if

1882
01:41:41,960 --> 01:41:44,400
Speaker 1: we're still funny after no I think we will be.

1883
01:41:44,760 --> 01:41:47,000
Speaker 1: I think we will be. But what happens in because

1884
01:41:48,479 --> 01:41:51,800
Speaker 1: but yes, but what happens when you're not when you're

1885
01:41:51,800 --> 01:41:56,520
Speaker 1: recording yourselves, right when there's not a huge crew, there's

1886
01:41:56,520 --> 01:41:59,040
Speaker 1: no crew, there's no nothing, it's us and and all

1887
01:41:59,040 --> 01:42:00,599
Speaker 1: of a sudden you hear us up in the night.

1888
01:42:00,680 --> 01:42:04,439
Speaker 1: A noise is what your dad gave you gonna come out?

1889
01:42:05,240 --> 01:42:08,760
Speaker 1: I was gonna have to. Yeah, but what if you

1890
01:42:08,800 --> 01:42:12,200
Speaker 1: get attacked and fucking killed out there. Well, we're gonna

1891
01:42:12,200 --> 01:42:14,439
Speaker 1: have bear spray, you'll have we'll have protection, we'll have

1892
01:42:14,479 --> 01:42:17,280
Speaker 1: certain things that and we're not going into what your

1893
01:42:17,280 --> 01:42:20,200
Speaker 1: father is. I mean, it's the fucking rocks. I mean,

1894
01:42:20,200 --> 01:42:22,160
Speaker 1: it's you know, you know. But what's out there, dude,

1895
01:42:22,520 --> 01:42:28,160
Speaker 1: you know fucking crocs. No crocs. No, that's fucking fucking

1896
01:42:28,280 --> 01:42:31,960
Speaker 1: New York. I mean this stuff. I was gonna wear

1897
01:42:31,960 --> 01:42:34,840
Speaker 1: a pair of crocs. No, you should bring crocs. I

1898
01:42:34,840 --> 01:42:38,320
Speaker 1: always bring crocs when I go camping. They're called camp

1899
01:42:38,320 --> 01:42:41,040
Speaker 1: shoes because your fucking feet stink at the end of

1900
01:42:41,080 --> 01:42:45,200
Speaker 1: the day. But yeah, dude, so but we'll talk. Yeah

1901
01:42:45,200 --> 01:42:49,679
Speaker 1: that sounds good. Let me know how it goes. Yeah,

1902
01:42:49,720 --> 01:42:53,080
Speaker 1: well Norton's doing it. I'll do it with Norton doing it.

1903
01:42:53,200 --> 01:42:57,679
Speaker 1: I'll do it with Gerald and Patrese. Patrese probably would

1904
01:42:57,680 --> 01:43:02,200
Speaker 1: have did it, you know. No, he was this fucking

1905
01:43:02,280 --> 01:43:07,400
Speaker 1: stupid Yeah, Bobby and his fucking white boy stupid television show.

1906
01:43:07,680 --> 01:43:10,400
Speaker 1: White point out. That's what you do. I'd call it white.

1907
01:43:10,439 --> 01:43:12,120
Speaker 1: I mean, you're killing it before it gets started. Not

1908
01:43:12,160 --> 01:43:14,080
Speaker 1: I mean, that's just white guys in the woods lighting

1909
01:43:14,080 --> 01:43:19,120
Speaker 1: the fire. Trees. Stupid fucking show. But what was the

1910
01:43:19,200 --> 01:43:22,840
Speaker 1: last time you were out in the woods? Um, I

1911
01:43:22,840 --> 01:43:24,720
Speaker 1: don't know, it's been a long time. What was the

1912
01:43:24,760 --> 01:43:28,080
Speaker 1: last time of you're alone? When I was in Canada,

1913
01:43:28,080 --> 01:43:31,519
Speaker 1: I was quarantining for fourteen days by yourself. Yeah, did

1914
01:43:31,560 --> 01:43:33,439
Speaker 1: you talk to people every day? Yeah? All the time?

1915
01:43:35,479 --> 01:43:38,160
Speaker 1: Were you what were your daughter? No, my daughter was here.

1916
01:43:38,640 --> 01:43:41,360
Speaker 1: I wasn't trying to go shoot a TV show fourteen days.

1917
01:43:41,560 --> 01:43:44,720
Speaker 1: I couldn't see people can talk to people. I may

1918
01:43:44,720 --> 01:43:47,240
Speaker 1: have squeezed a friend or two in there to drop

1919
01:43:47,240 --> 01:43:49,559
Speaker 1: off something and then uh hang out for a minute,

1920
01:43:49,600 --> 01:43:53,559
Speaker 1: you know, right, Yeah you can't. Growing up Russell, Yeah,

1921
01:43:53,600 --> 01:43:57,599
Speaker 1: but we do cottages, you know, we're not. My dad

1922
01:43:57,640 --> 01:43:59,640
Speaker 1: was like, what's the point of this, you know, like

1923
01:43:59,680 --> 01:44:02,200
Speaker 1: it doesn't make any sense. It's freezing in Kindada. You

1924
01:44:04,320 --> 01:44:06,479
Speaker 1: remember my dad started we went hunting when we moved,

1925
01:44:06,600 --> 01:44:08,519
Speaker 1: Like when he moved to Canada, he started hunting maybe

1926
01:44:08,880 --> 01:44:11,080
Speaker 1: you know, eight seven, eight years later and he was like,

1927
01:44:11,120 --> 01:44:15,439
Speaker 1: this is not hunting. Sucking deer. I mean, with a deer,

1928
01:44:15,600 --> 01:44:17,640
Speaker 1: I can eat it. But that's so what But he

1929
01:44:17,680 --> 01:44:19,519
Speaker 1: was you thought it wasn't hunting though. He was like

1930
01:44:19,720 --> 01:44:22,519
Speaker 1: protecting himself, but he was all They would also sometimes hunt,

1931
01:44:22,520 --> 01:44:25,040
Speaker 1: take a hunting too. You have a picture, I gotta

1932
01:44:25,040 --> 01:44:27,519
Speaker 1: get the picture, ask my broth of the picture. My

1933
01:44:27,600 --> 01:44:29,840
Speaker 1: dad has of a tiger and a leopard, and one

1934
01:44:29,920 --> 01:44:32,519
Speaker 1: day he got wow, he popped them both in the

1935
01:44:32,560 --> 01:44:34,680
Speaker 1: same thing. I got a picture in there. I'll show

1936
01:44:34,760 --> 01:44:36,600
Speaker 1: it you after. It's a picture of a tiger and

1937
01:44:36,640 --> 01:44:39,760
Speaker 1: a cobra right together. Yeah, dude, they don't make those

1938
01:44:39,760 --> 01:44:42,360
Speaker 1: guys anymore. Yeah, like those. My dad was a little guy.

1939
01:44:42,400 --> 01:44:43,840
Speaker 1: It wasn't like a big dude. He was a small

1940
01:44:43,920 --> 01:44:47,599
Speaker 1: He was like five four five five max. Yeah. Yeah,

1941
01:44:47,600 --> 01:44:49,080
Speaker 1: he was a little guy. Like right, I was talking

1942
01:44:49,120 --> 01:44:52,240
Speaker 1: about this other day. Now they shut down the pipeline.

1943
01:44:52,920 --> 01:44:55,439
Speaker 1: You know, they could shut down China could just stop

1944
01:44:55,479 --> 01:44:58,120
Speaker 1: giving electricity India if they wanted to, because they you

1945
01:44:58,120 --> 01:45:00,400
Speaker 1: know what I mean, if they shut down, like they

1946
01:45:00,400 --> 01:45:03,559
Speaker 1: shut down the Eastern Electrical Grid uh in two thousand

1947
01:45:03,760 --> 01:45:08,519
Speaker 1: three or something. If the electricity goes out here and

1948
01:45:08,640 --> 01:45:12,800
Speaker 1: there's no electricity, is no internet, and it goes on

1949
01:45:12,920 --> 01:45:16,439
Speaker 1: for a week, you're you're people. People are gonna start painting.

1950
01:45:16,479 --> 01:45:18,679
Speaker 1: I mean, there was no food for a second. Toilet

1951
01:45:18,720 --> 01:45:22,000
Speaker 1: paper was I mean people people go nuts very fast.

1952
01:45:22,720 --> 01:45:25,080
Speaker 1: The paper thing always puzzled me. But I'm from a

1953
01:45:25,120 --> 01:45:28,879
Speaker 1: culture that washes their ass, so right, so what happens

1954
01:45:28,960 --> 01:45:31,280
Speaker 1: like if that, if the electricity goes out, if something

1955
01:45:31,360 --> 01:45:33,679
Speaker 1: does happen, And I don't think we're that far off,

1956
01:45:34,320 --> 01:45:36,439
Speaker 1: you know, there's it's always one step away. We're one

1957
01:45:36,479 --> 01:45:38,960
Speaker 1: step away from something fucked up. I mean, they literally

1958
01:45:39,000 --> 01:45:41,679
Speaker 1: have aliens on Fox News every day. I mean they're

1959
01:45:41,720 --> 01:45:43,640
Speaker 1: here and we're not even a knowledge in it. I

1960
01:45:43,680 --> 01:45:48,800
Speaker 1: have illegal aliens in my house, you know what I mean? Yeah,

1961
01:45:48,800 --> 01:45:53,400
Speaker 1: you really do have a illegal alier close to expensive camera. Um,

1962
01:45:53,479 --> 01:45:56,360
Speaker 1: but yeah, dude, it's it's what happens if that goes down?

1963
01:45:56,360 --> 01:45:58,920
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? You're gonna call somebody. I'm

1964
01:45:58,920 --> 01:46:00,920
Speaker 1: gonna call the illegal alien and yeah, but he's gonna go,

1965
01:46:00,960 --> 01:46:03,479
Speaker 1: I'm going fucking back to Mexico. I'm gonna go talk

1966
01:46:03,520 --> 01:46:06,160
Speaker 1: to my mom. He's gonna take all your ship. He's

1967
01:46:06,160 --> 01:46:11,040
Speaker 1: gonna like, yeah, because it's illegally, because it's on you

1968
01:46:11,080 --> 01:46:13,160
Speaker 1: know what I mean? I mean, what are you gonna

1969
01:46:13,160 --> 01:46:16,439
Speaker 1: do when what happens when show business? I mean, look

1970
01:46:16,479 --> 01:46:18,519
Speaker 1: at what happened to stand up last year, we don't

1971
01:46:18,560 --> 01:46:21,960
Speaker 1: need you. Yeah, And I found out the hard way

1972
01:46:22,840 --> 01:46:25,240
Speaker 1: last year. Last year really opened my eyes as to

1973
01:46:25,800 --> 01:46:28,160
Speaker 1: what I need and don't need. Yea. You know, there's

1974
01:46:28,160 --> 01:46:32,040
Speaker 1: no more frivolous purchases anymore, there's none of that playing

1975
01:46:32,080 --> 01:46:35,680
Speaker 1: this outfit, these are these are I'm not kidding. There's

1976
01:46:35,680 --> 01:46:38,679
Speaker 1: a fourteen dollar pants. I believe this is an old

1977
01:46:38,680 --> 01:46:41,160
Speaker 1: sweater he gave me. Can I do? The joke was

1978
01:46:41,320 --> 01:46:43,080
Speaker 1: a laugh. I gotta laugh from every and then you

1979
01:46:43,080 --> 01:46:46,600
Speaker 1: gotta fucking nullify it with your facts. This is I

1980
01:46:46,640 --> 01:46:48,960
Speaker 1: got this through my dead grandfather when he fought up pants.

1981
01:46:48,960 --> 01:46:55,760
Speaker 1: Why did I say? And then I am perturbed? And

1982
01:46:55,840 --> 01:46:57,960
Speaker 1: this hat was from the mayor when my dad killed

1983
01:46:58,000 --> 01:47:04,920
Speaker 1: the third tiger that killed his son. What then, it's

1984
01:47:04,960 --> 01:47:06,479
Speaker 1: just a little joke about the outfit. I think you

1985
01:47:06,479 --> 01:47:16,479
Speaker 1: look fantastic. Don't look me up and down. I'm dressed

1986
01:47:16,520 --> 01:47:22,200
Speaker 1: like fucking Tony Soprano's brother. I know, fucking terrible. Anyway,

1987
01:47:22,200 --> 01:47:25,840
Speaker 1: I'd like to thank everybody for being here today, my

1988
01:47:26,160 --> 01:47:30,000
Speaker 1: wonderful guests. Brendan Daily, the director, supreme right, you're a director,

1989
01:47:30,000 --> 01:47:33,760
Speaker 1: Bright Brandon, beautiful, amazing musician too. Oh yeah, yeah, he

1990
01:47:33,800 --> 01:47:35,840
Speaker 1: told me played piano from very He had a band,

1991
01:47:35,920 --> 01:47:40,880
Speaker 1: a very successful band for the Spooky Daily Pride. I was, yeah,

1992
01:47:41,120 --> 01:47:44,240
Speaker 1: kind of music, punk, no rock and roll, like fun

1993
01:47:44,840 --> 01:47:47,639
Speaker 1: you know, funky rock and roll. It was a Torrent band.

1994
01:47:47,680 --> 01:47:49,680
Speaker 1: It was the same thing you guys do playing music, though,

1995
01:47:49,720 --> 01:47:52,479
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, original music. Original music was

1996
01:47:52,520 --> 01:47:56,160
Speaker 1: Michael Good. He looks like Rob's Banks and fucking Boston.

1997
01:47:56,200 --> 01:47:58,479
Speaker 1: It looks like he wants to fight everybody. Yeah, well,

1998
01:47:59,160 --> 01:48:00,640
Speaker 1: just because they played me as it doesn't mean I

1999
01:48:00,640 --> 01:48:02,800
Speaker 1: don't want to fight anybody. He did. Probably rock guys

2000
01:48:02,800 --> 01:48:06,000
Speaker 1: want to fight everybody from Boston to Boston. Somebody looks

2001
01:48:06,000 --> 01:48:08,559
Speaker 1: like somebody bit his nose and somebody half my nose off.

2002
01:48:09,120 --> 01:48:12,680
Speaker 1: I wasn't. Wow, let's maybe get into that before we

2003
01:48:12,720 --> 01:48:15,000
Speaker 1: just can you imagine if they tried to bind mine.

2004
01:48:15,000 --> 01:48:19,200
Speaker 1: They need a big mouth, they'd be full. They choke.

2005
01:48:19,280 --> 01:48:21,040
Speaker 1: What happened that guy? You killed him? My nose? He

2006
01:48:21,160 --> 01:48:23,479
Speaker 1: choked on it. He died too? Why because he ate

2007
01:48:23,520 --> 01:48:28,960
Speaker 1: too much? Fucking blew up? So Brendan Daly, the touring

2008
01:48:29,080 --> 01:48:37,240
Speaker 1: rock musician, was in my My illustrious guest Robert Bobby Kelly.

2009
01:48:37,360 --> 01:48:39,680
Speaker 1: Was he good to see you? Man, you too, and

2010
01:48:39,960 --> 01:48:44,000
Speaker 1: yo she happy birthday. Make sure to check Brendan's porn

2011
01:48:44,080 --> 01:48:48,240
Speaker 1: Deemic documentary. Yes, it was that the one he did that. Yes,

2012
01:48:48,520 --> 01:48:50,360
Speaker 1: that's how we know each other. That's right, that's the

2013
01:48:50,360 --> 01:48:53,599
Speaker 1: one that blew the lid off of ship the Hi. Yeah,

2014
01:48:53,680 --> 01:48:57,559
Speaker 1: the first outbreak of HIV in the porn industry and

2015
01:48:57,560 --> 01:49:00,240
Speaker 1: that and yo she produced that with me, the or

2016
01:49:00,320 --> 01:49:07,360
Speaker 1: the documentary little produced. Yes, he used to waft, it's

2017
01:49:07,360 --> 01:49:10,439
Speaker 1: really working out for you. Glad you have a house

2018
01:49:10,439 --> 01:49:17,920
Speaker 1: in Virginia after being real bad a little so thanks,

2019
01:49:18,000 --> 01:49:21,400
Speaker 1: yo she Happy birthday. Brendon Daily check out his documentary

2020
01:49:21,439 --> 01:49:24,519
Speaker 1: Porn Demick and Robert Kelly check him out and all

2021
01:49:24,560 --> 01:49:27,160
Speaker 1: the things he did. Check out all versions of Robert Kelly,

2022
01:49:27,560 --> 01:49:34,280
Speaker 1: Sexy Rob, Satanic Priest Rob, Fat Rob, Buddha Bob, Puerto

2023
01:49:34,360 --> 01:49:37,639
Speaker 1: Rican Bob, Asian Bob, and then and then come see

2024
01:49:37,640 --> 01:49:40,719
Speaker 1: the Bob that ate all those bobs at a comedy

2025
01:49:40,720 --> 01:49:44,760
Speaker 1: club near you. Still funny second time, That's when you

2026
01:49:44,800 --> 01:49:48,559
Speaker 1: know it's good. Thanks guys for listening to culturally Canceled

2027
01:49:48,640 --> 01:49:55,040
Speaker 1: with me. Russell Peters, thanks for listening to this episode

2028
01:49:55,080 --> 01:49:59,080
Speaker 1: of Culturally Canceled. I hope you enjoyed today's conversation. I'm

2029
01:49:59,120 --> 01:50:01,599
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2031
01:50:04,439 --> 01:50:06,120
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2032
01:50:06,160 --> 01:50:11,559
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2033
01:50:11,880 --> 01:50:13,519
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2034
01:50:13,520 --> 01:50:16,559
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2035
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2036
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2037
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2038
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2042
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