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Speaker 1: Let's play a game with Elvis Duran in the morning show.

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Speaker 1: All right, Nate has come up with some interesting questions. Today,

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Speaker 1: we have two contestants. Let's meet contestant number one from

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Speaker 1: line fourteen, and let's talk to Ivy. Hi, Ivy, welcome

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Speaker 1: to match Game.

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Speaker 2: Hey, how y'all doing?

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Speaker 1: Y'all doing? Okay? How you doing?

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Speaker 2: Recent?

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Speaker 3: You know? Living good?

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Speaker 1: As you know? I like your attitude. Ivy's calling from Columbus, Georgia.

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Speaker 1: Have you heard us play match game before?

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Speaker 2: I might have my memory not so good?

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, good, that'll help out. I found that having

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Speaker 1: no memory going to life helps me out a lot

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Speaker 1: a bit. All right, let's go talk to our second contestant, Charles,

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Speaker 1: calling from Fort Lauderdale, listening to Why one hundred point seven,

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Speaker 1: Line seven? Hi, Charles, how you feeling?

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Speaker 3: I am okay. I can't believe it took me thirty

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Speaker 3: years to get back through to the one hundred Well are.

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Speaker 1: You kidding me?

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Speaker 3: Welcome?

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Speaker 1: We've been here all along.

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Speaker 3: I run concert tickets to sex tists and gravity kills

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Speaker 3: the opening for them.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you have been around a long time.

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Speaker 1: Look at that. Well, Charles, it's good to have you

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Speaker 1: an honor that you you're still on our team and

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Speaker 1: in our family. All right, well, let's play match game.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna go back to Ivy or Charles. Don't leave though,

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Speaker 1: we'll need you here. Nate. I would love for you

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Speaker 1: to host our questions here, considering I lost mine, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. Okay, well I'll do the first one. I'm

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Speaker 1: sure i'll re send you the other in the meantime.

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Speaker 1: How about that? Okay, okay, so Ivy listened closely. Nate's

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Speaker 1: going to read a statement with a with a blank

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Speaker 1: in it. Now, think about what you think our stars

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Speaker 1: are going to put in that blank. But don't give

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Speaker 1: us your answer quite yet. Okay, Okay, I just put

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Speaker 1: it in a Yeah, Okay, I'm back. I'm back. Okay,

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Speaker 1: here we go. It's now time for the first one.

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Speaker 1: Ned the Nerd. Ned's a nerd. Ned the Nerd said

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Speaker 1: my date was reluctant to go out with me, that

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Speaker 1: is until she saw the size of my blank. All right, now,

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Speaker 1: think about it. Don't give us an nsry yet, Ivy

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Speaker 1: little thinking music again. Ned is a nerd. No one

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Speaker 1: wanted to go out with him until they saw the

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Speaker 1: size of that NERD's blank. Okay, okay, I know this

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Speaker 1: is going to go off the rails immediately. All right,

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Speaker 1: the answers are in. Let's go to Ivy. Hey, Ivy,

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Speaker 1: Ned the nerd says, my date didn't want to go

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Speaker 1: out with me until they saw the size of my blank.

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Speaker 1: What do you think? Everyone in the room said, I

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Speaker 1: don't know if y'all said it, but it's the only

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Speaker 1: thing I could really think of that makes sense when

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Speaker 1: it comes to nerds. I would think comic book collection. Wow, okay, answer,

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Speaker 1: you know what that is. I don't think any of these,

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Speaker 1: any of these the perverts are going to say that,

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Speaker 1: but we know you had a good answer. All right,

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Speaker 1: let's go around the room. We'll start with Gandhi Gandhi.

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Speaker 1: Ned the nerd said, my date was reluctant to go

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Speaker 1: out with me until they saw the size of my

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Speaker 1: What I said, bank account. That's actually a great answer.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't match, Ivy, But all right, froggy ned the nerd,

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Speaker 1: no one wants to go out with him until they

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Speaker 1: see the size of his blank. I was looking for

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Speaker 1: head head, Okay, Ivy, I guess a nerd could have

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Speaker 1: a big head. We're looking for comic book collection. Uh, scary,

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Speaker 1: ned the nerd. No one was to date him until

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Speaker 1: they see the size of his blank. Dictionary. Well, that's

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Speaker 1: a nerd. He's always got a dictionary on him. That's

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Speaker 1: not correct. Hit the see ivy ivy. Answer. You gave

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Speaker 1: us a good answer. She did. Answer I had comic

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Speaker 1: I thought comic book collection was was a great answer,

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Speaker 1: all right? Uh, Danielle, Ned the Nerd says, my date

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Speaker 1: was reluctant to go out with me until they saw

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Speaker 1: the size of my blank roller good answer, yes, because

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Speaker 1: you know you measured things. They're all the same size.

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Speaker 1: I guess you could. You could say you ard stick.

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Speaker 1: And finally, finally we go to Nate. Nate, Ned the

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Speaker 1: Nerd says, dates don't go out with him until they

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Speaker 1: see the size of his blank I was close, I said,

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Speaker 1: Pokemon collection. You know it's a collection, all right, Comic

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Speaker 1: book IVY. By the way, it's not unusual for people

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Speaker 1: not to match on this show. Hold on, don't leave,

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Speaker 1: because you're not you're not. You're not leaving empty handed.

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Speaker 1: Hold on a second. All right, Oh god, all right,

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Speaker 1: I'm surprised when said Penis. I am so shocked by measure,

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Speaker 1: Danielle was as close as possible. Line seven is Charles

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Speaker 1: from Fort Lauderdale. All right, Charles, it's your turn. You

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Speaker 1: finally got through after thirty years. Let's make this cat ready,

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Speaker 1: all right, Charles, at the circus, I saw an attraction

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Speaker 1: called Ernie the Elephant Man. Turns out they call him

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Speaker 1: that because his blank is as big as an elephants.

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Speaker 1: All right, now think about that for a second. He

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Speaker 1: is Ernie the elephant Man. Elephants have certain characteristics. Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, Ernie, let's see, Charles, you know how this

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Speaker 1: room works. Let's see if you can. Unfortunately, you have

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Speaker 1: to sell your soul. Yes, guy, score, let's go. I know,

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Speaker 1: but you know how this works. All right. Guys at

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Speaker 1: the circus, I saw this attraction called Ernie the Elephant Man.

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Speaker 1: Turns out they call him that because his blank is

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Speaker 1: as big as an elephant. What do you think they're

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Speaker 1: going to say, Charles, Well.

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Speaker 3: I think everybody's so nice and PG I'm gonna say ears.

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Speaker 1: Ears. Yeah, they have massive ears. Why no, Charles is

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Speaker 1: being a good guy here. All right, let's go around

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Speaker 1: the room and see. We'll start with Gandhi Gandhy the

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Speaker 1: attraction called Ernie the Elephant Man because his blank is

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Speaker 1: as big as an elephants. I went with Dinger Dinger,

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Speaker 1: all right, all right, I know, I know, I know,

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Speaker 1: all right, uh Froggy. They called him Ernie the elephant

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Speaker 1: Man because his blank is as big as an elephant's.

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Speaker 1: What I got, penis? All right, all right, penis we

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Speaker 1: each other?

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Speaker 3: High fun?

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Speaker 1: Really five h scary? What is your answer? As big

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Speaker 1: as a white elephant's memory. They're known for that. I

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Speaker 1: don't forget anything that's true, married, I know, but you

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Speaker 1: have to agree. Elephants do have big ears. Charles's answer

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Speaker 1: is a good one. Let's go to Danielle. Danielle, they

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Speaker 1: called him Ernie the elephant Man. It's a circus because

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Speaker 1: his blank is as big as an elephant's and your

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Speaker 1: answer is nuts.

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Speaker 3: The nuts.

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Speaker 1: Elephants do love nuts. I'm so sorry about this, Charles,

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Speaker 1: you and I you're about to tie this thing. Hey, Nate,

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Speaker 1: Ernie the Elephant Man's called that because his blank is

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Speaker 1: as big as an elephant's blank.

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Speaker 2: I would pay to see this bowel movement. That's the

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Speaker 2: worst you imagine that somebody has a bowel movement as big.

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Speaker 1: As an elephant. I'm I'm sure it happens, all right, Well,

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Speaker 1: there you go. We have no we have to die

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Speaker 1: between Charles and Ivy. Do they both go away?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 1: We got to do another one? Oh no, no, if

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Speaker 1: there's a god in heaven, we'll never be allowed to

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Speaker 1: do that. All right, So Ivy and Charles? What do

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Speaker 1: you have for iv and Charles? Because they tied at zero,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna split the prize. They're each going to get

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Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty dollars thanks to crape a rin