Speaker 1: What's up. Welcome to Serial Killers. My guest today Cooper.
Speaker 2: Hello.
Speaker 1: Andrew could not be here today. Andrew had a meeting.
Speaker 1: Andrew was very busy. I do thank Andrew for all
Speaker 1: his assistants today, but he had a split. So it's
Speaker 1: just me and Cooper. Today's Monday, April tenth, and this
Speaker 1: is Serial Killers. You're gonna say hello, Hello, that's it.
Speaker 1: So Cooper was at work here today with me because
Speaker 1: the Jonas brothers were here recording this on Friday. You
Speaker 1: know it's not live, and the Jonas brothers were here.
Speaker 1: So Cooper got to hang out with the Jonas brothers
Speaker 1: for a minute, watch them perform live their new song
Speaker 1: waffle House, right, yeah, my favorite restaurant of all time.
Speaker 1: So that was pretty cool. So this is just gonna
Speaker 1: be a quick episode. Cooper and I got to split,
Speaker 1: so I didn't want to leave you with nothing. So
Speaker 1: this is what we're gonna do today. Did you bring
Speaker 1: the milk? He did not bring the milk? All right,
Speaker 1: well we don't need milk for today's episode.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: Yes, we've been hanging on to these cereals for a minute,
Speaker 1: and today we're actually going to try them. So these
Speaker 1: are the what do you mean? See, I've got I
Speaker 1: think it's really weird when milk is powdered, Like as
Speaker 1: a kid. You don't remember, but as a kid they
Speaker 1: had Alba alb a. It was this powdered milk. It
Speaker 1: was in the aisle with the carnation stuff. And I
Speaker 1: never understood it was like Albu seventy seven or something
Speaker 1: like that. I never understood the powdered milk thing. But
Speaker 1: so both Kellogg's and Post came out with these cereals
Speaker 1: on the go. Post has Coco pebbles, fruity pebbles, honey
Speaker 1: bunches of oats. Kellogg's has frosted flakes, raisin bran, apple jacks,
Speaker 1: and fruit loops. So today we picked three of them.
Speaker 1: What do you want to start with?
Speaker 2: First, Cooper, We've got cocoa pebbels.
Speaker 1: Right, I said that, just oh yeah, So which one
Speaker 1: do you want to start with?
Speaker 2: None of them?
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know. No, it sounds weird.
Speaker 1: If you get out of your mind that it's powdered milk,
Speaker 1: then you'll be okay, because I think it's kind of weird. Also,
Speaker 1: So let's start with Coco pebbles, all right, I know
Speaker 1: that it's not real milk. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 2: Then what is it?
Speaker 1: It's powdered milk, So you're good. So so this is
Speaker 1: okay Go. It's Coco Pebbles. Oh, by the way, so
Speaker 1: Post had a little lawsuit thing with you. Do you
Speaker 1: know the band called okay Go? Sure they were the
Speaker 1: ones that were on the treadmills. No, no, you don't.
Speaker 1: Maybe I can wait a minute. We never started the show.
Speaker 1: It's Serial Killers seal. So I want to go into
Speaker 1: our I want to go into our little songs category
Speaker 1: here and see if you remember the song from okay Go.
Speaker 1: It was in a lot of TV commercials and they
Speaker 1: had they had two moderately big hits. Okay Go not
Speaker 1: even in the system. That's so funny, Oh, okay Go.
Speaker 1: I don't remember the name of the song. I can't
Speaker 1: believe that they're not in here whatever. And you would
Speaker 1: have pulled it up on YouTube, the whole thing, but
Speaker 1: I don't have it. So we're gonna try okay Go
Speaker 1: Coco Pebbles. It's from Post. It says just add cold water. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's really interesting looking. Okay So it's Cocoa Pebbles. Coated
Speaker 1: with powdered milk, so that almost kind of looks like
Speaker 1: the Kraft macaroni and cheese that you eat. No, yes,
Speaker 1: because it has that powder on it. It's starch. All right,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be grossed out. That's cool. Let's see is
Speaker 1: there a fill line? Well, I did.
Speaker 2: What he's doing.
Speaker 1: So it's cold milk. They want you to use cold milk.
Speaker 1: I had some room temperature milk, but I went down
Speaker 1: and I bought the big pollen spring. Don't don't look.
Speaker 1: If you don't look at it, you're gonna be fine.
Speaker 1: It smells just like cocoa pebbles. Okay, no, it does.
Speaker 1: It smells like what does it smell like? It smells
Speaker 1: like cocoa pebbles? Again, if you just get out of
Speaker 1: your mind that it's powdered milk. I could have just
Speaker 1: poured regular milk in here and you would have no idea.
Speaker 1: So you like coca pels, I know you do. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna let you try it first. Go ahead, take a
Speaker 1: spoon a little, a little less than that. If you're gonna,
Speaker 1: you know, just put it in your mouth.
Speaker 3: Seriously, dude, Okay, did chocolate tastes what are you doing.
Speaker 1: The chocolate tastes a little bit different. The consistency of
Speaker 1: the pebbles are not quite as crunchy.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like soggy.
Speaker 1: It's not soggy, but there's a different kind of crunch
Speaker 1: crunch crunch. Look, I mean this, it could might as
Speaker 1: well just be water. I can't really tell. It doesn't
Speaker 1: taste like milk. It's just coca pebbles and some sort
Speaker 1: of liquid.
Speaker 2: So zero bulls out of five bulls. Really, that was
Speaker 2: the most disgusting thing I ever ate in.
Speaker 1: You've had way more disgusting things than that.
Speaker 2: Like, I don't like like regular milk in general, and
Speaker 2: like powder milk just is not for me.
Speaker 1: I don't think that you're giving it a fair rating.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, one because it smells like cody pebbles.
Speaker 1: So one bowl because it smells like cocoa pebbles.
Speaker 2: No, I'm saying that it's a good thing. That's why
Speaker 2: it gets a point.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's a five bowl scale, you know how it works.
Speaker 1: Three So three balls because it tastes like coco pebbles.
Speaker 2: Two bowls.
Speaker 1: All right, dude, you're all over the road. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give it four bowls. I love Coco Pebbles. Coca Pebbles
Speaker 1: is a five bowl cereal all day. It's a little
Speaker 1: bit different because it's not actual milk in there, and
Speaker 1: I feel like the pebbles themselves are slightly different than
Speaker 1: your regular run of the mill in the box pebbles.
Speaker 1: So I'm giving it four bowls for.
Speaker 2: My honest, freeding I'm gonna have to go.
Speaker 1: Barely even touched it with your tongue. Dude, Seriously, this
Speaker 1: is your spoon right here. I just take a little
Speaker 1: bit take it. You eat Coco pebbles, You're such a
Speaker 1: weird Oh.
Speaker 2: It's not there. The flavor is not there. That's the one.
Speaker 1: You don't know what you come on? Really, you're spitting
Speaker 1: it out. I can't, I can't. I almost want to
Speaker 1: just not do this episode because you're not being right.
Speaker 1: You're not being you're not being honest.
Speaker 2: I am. I don't like it.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's fine, I'll give you that. So okay. So
Speaker 1: if you were to pick fruit frosted flakes or fruit loops,
Speaker 1: which is your favorite of the two, because I know
Speaker 1: you eat them both, so you want to try fruit loops,
Speaker 1: so you know what fruit loops taste like. Okay, add
Speaker 1: water and stir to create real milk.
Speaker 2: So we should try it before. Okay, wait, so just
Speaker 2: a little comparison. This one does not have the white
Speaker 2: stuff as much as the other one. So I'm gonna
Speaker 2: try it first. It tastes like a free puble.
Speaker 1: No it doesn't. It tastes like a fruit loop.
Speaker 2: Same thing.
Speaker 1: It's not the same thing, Come on.
Speaker 2: Andrew, Okay, tell me why it's not.
Speaker 1: Because it's a different brand and it's a different flavor. Right,
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna fill it with water up to see.
Speaker 1: This one has the fill line on the inside.
Speaker 2: But I just don't understand if there's not any powdered milk.
Speaker 2: Hows you can turn it in.
Speaker 1: The bottom here? Can you just clean that off with
Speaker 1: your mouth? Thanks? Talcout you right? No, oh, there's the
Speaker 1: powder there it is. Look, it's coming up from the bottom.
Speaker 1: It's bubbling.
Speaker 2: I do not recommend why.
Speaker 1: Just because of the way. Look, I get it. It's a
Speaker 1: little bit of a turn off. I totally understand it.
Speaker 1: But it is making milk right now.
Speaker 2: Just a disclaimer if you're gonna try this, just like,
Speaker 2: beware of what there's like chunks of condensed milk of
Speaker 2: picky kid syndrome? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is that? What is that what you're warning people of?
Speaker 2: So if you are a picky eater, then don't eat this.
Speaker 1: Well, see it's all in your head. If you just
Speaker 1: get a regular cup like this of frosted of fruit
Speaker 1: loops and put regularly, what are you doing, dude? Please
Speaker 1: stop messing around? All right, fruit loops instaball from Kellogg's.
Speaker 1: Just want to taste a little bit more like milk.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, all right, dude, you were the biggest drama queen.
Speaker 1: I don't even know why I'm doing this with you.
Speaker 1: I should call somebody else in here. You really are
Speaker 1: a drama queen. It's fruit loops, dude.
Speaker 2: So I do taste that milk in there, and I
Speaker 2: definitely taste more milky than the of them. But honestly,
Speaker 2: this one's actually a bit better than the other one.
Speaker 2: So I would rate this three bowls because the only
Speaker 2: reason is because it tastes like fruit loops, and I
Speaker 2: like the milk flavor is there.
Speaker 1: You know, the milk in this one is a little
Speaker 1: bit creamier than in the cocoa pebbles, So I think
Speaker 1: Kelloggs did a little better job with the powdered milk.
Speaker 1: I'm going to give this four bawls. It's good. It's
Speaker 1: still uh, kind of weird, but it's good. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess who's taking these on the road.
Speaker 2: With water, because when you're in a car, your water's
Speaker 2: not gonna be freezing cold. It's just gonna be like
Speaker 2: room temperature because you don't have a fridge.
Speaker 1: Far And I think that that's one major component of
Speaker 1: these cereals is the milk has to be very The
Speaker 1: water that you put in here has to be really cold.
Speaker 1: It even says, add cold milk. I wouldn't try it
Speaker 1: with the room temperature water because that's kind of like.
Speaker 2: Warm milk, which is like spoiled milk.
Speaker 1: Right, all right, you know what, coops, why don't we
Speaker 1: take a break and we'll be back right after this.
Speaker 1: Dun dunt, dunt, dunt, dunt dunt. Oh vay, what are
Speaker 1: you doing? You don't want to give an eleven year
Speaker 1: old controls of a radio station. So just yeah, oh,
Speaker 1: what's going on over here? Okay, no, no, no, don't don't
Speaker 1: do that. Don't do that, don't do that, and we're back.
Speaker 1: So back with Kellogg's instables. This is the frosted flakes one.
Speaker 1: Is Tony even on there? Yeah, where's Tony? Tony's on
Speaker 1: the lid. Wow, that's kinda weird that Tony's not on
Speaker 1: the actual bowl, but he's on the lid. You want
Speaker 1: to peel the top of all.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, because I haven't been able to do the
Speaker 2: last two. So this one we actually did shake it.
Speaker 2: It smells not too great, but we actually shook it.
Speaker 1: It's it smells like spoiled milk. It's weird exactly. So
Speaker 1: all right, I added the water to the fill line.
Speaker 1: Where's my spoon? These are available in your targets and
Speaker 1: walmarts and some supermarkets have them as well. It's just
Speaker 1: weird because it appears like as you're mixing it, it
Speaker 1: just looks like curdled milk, which is not all that appetizing.
Speaker 1: But it's the taste really that matters. So this is
Speaker 1: frosted Flakes. The milk is there now, the water's all
Speaker 1: mixed in, no more chunks. Let's see.
Speaker 2: Let's give you a close up. Is what it looks like.
Speaker 2: So you guys, don't all I mean, so you know,
Speaker 2: what's your ratings? Of this, Sir birls going in for
Speaker 2: a second spoon.
Speaker 1: Here's like frosted flakes. This one actually tastes like it's
Speaker 1: cream It's very it's creamy almost. I don't want I
Speaker 1: think it's it's more my brain just kind of messing
Speaker 1: with me because I'm knowing that it's powdered milk in here.
Speaker 1: It's not the worst thing in the world, but I
Speaker 1: don't really love it. I'm gonna give it two bowls
Speaker 1: in a spoon. Are you gonna You're gonna even try it? So,
Speaker 1: but you didn't even try it. You know you have
Speaker 1: to try the cereal. This is a cereal podcast. You
Speaker 1: didn't eat it. You're a giant liar and a huge faker.
Speaker 1: Just have a flake. Come on, gang, it's a frosted flake.
Speaker 1: You eat frosted flakes.
Speaker 2: So now, knowing that it's like powdered milk, it's not
Speaker 2: my thing. So onuebowle, Okay, cool, We're back to the napkin.
Speaker 1: Great. So she's spitting everything out this, I mean, this
Speaker 1: is a drama queen that's sitting right next to me.
Speaker 1: So everything is just a bit exaggerated, but overall it's
Speaker 1: an interesting concept, but I don't believe that they're going
Speaker 1: to be around for a long time because I don't
Speaker 1: think people are going to kind of grasp the concept
Speaker 1: of pouring water in and making milk because it's just
Speaker 1: kind of a inconvenience. No, it's not an it's actually
Speaker 1: very convenient. It's just kind of gross.
Speaker 2: So so sorry that we do not have a bonus
Speaker 2: cereal for this episode. He's not very.
Speaker 1: Much in shut like you literally just spit cereal on
Speaker 1: my arm.
Speaker 2: He's not very much in that mindset right now. So
Speaker 2: that's why we do not have a bonus cereal for
Speaker 2: y'all today, but an upcoming episode we will.
Speaker 1: So this is not TikTok. Thank you very much for
Speaker 1: listening to Cereal Ki. I can't. I really don't even
Speaker 1: want to put this episode up, but I don't want
Speaker 1: you to have nothing, so here we go. Thank you
Speaker 1: for joining me today. Cooper, very much appreciate it. Love
Speaker 1: your purple pink hair. It's pink, it's pink. Looks good.
Speaker 2: Do not listen to him, he does not know what
Speaker 2: he's talking about.
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to Serial.
Speaker 2: Killers Wednesday's Kids. Am I right?
Speaker 1: Andrew will be back I'm not really a seventies kid.
Speaker 1: I'm an eighties kid.
Speaker 2: You were born in nineteen seventy six. Five, Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: so you.
Speaker 1: Were five, right, But you know a five year old,
Speaker 1: I'm more of an eighties kid. That's my generation, just
Speaker 1: like a two thousand teens were yours.
Speaker 2: Ye, he is an eighties kid. So sometimes you had
Speaker 2: some swings on.
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Speaker 2: I'm so good at this. Everyone's gonna love me.