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Speaker 4: We got Sean much to talk about tonight, Trump and
Speaker 4: Kamala having a garbage fight. R K. Junior is your
Speaker 4: new primary care doctor, and we find out why JD.
Speaker 4: Vance is the most charismatic man alive. So let's get
Speaker 4: into the last week of indecision. Twenty twenty four. Election
Speaker 4: day is less than a week away, so it's time
Speaker 4: for the candidates to offer the closing arguments. Donald Trump
Speaker 4: held a rally at Madison Square, got in the attack
Speaker 4: Puerto Rican's Black jewsh women, Asians, the moments, immigrants, and
Speaker 4: last night Kamala Harris went in a different direction, with the.
Speaker 1: White House illuminated behind her and in front of seventy
Speaker 1: five thousand supporters, Vice President Harris delivered for closing message America.
Speaker 5: For too long we have been consumed with too much division, chaos,
Speaker 5: and mutual distrust. And it can be easy then to
Speaker 5: forget a simple truth.
Speaker 6: It doesn't have to be this way. It doesn't have
Speaker 6: to be this way.
Speaker 5: It is time to stop pointing figures. We have to
Speaker 5: stop pointing fingers and start locking arms.
Speaker 4: Yeah, fuck you fingers, it's arm time. That was Kamala's
Speaker 4: closing arguments. Stop all the finger pointing, you babies, and
Speaker 4: heal the divisions like empathy adults. Now time for her
Speaker 4: to sit back and let the positive vibes emanate across
Speaker 4: the nation.
Speaker 2: President Biden makes comments about Trump's supporters, calling them garbage.
Speaker 7: Joe Biden's garbage gaff and a political headache for Vice
Speaker 7: President Kamala Harris.
Speaker 8: It has completely changed the narrative from where it was
Speaker 8: twenty four hours ago. He was clearly disparaging a whole
Speaker 8: group of people, more than half of this nation.
Speaker 7: I do not even think during the American Civil War,
Speaker 7: Abraham Lincoln called the people the Confederacy garbage.
Speaker 4: Wait, hang on, Joe Biden is still the president, and
Speaker 4: what he's worse than a civil war? What the hell
Speaker 4: is going on? I mean, calling Trump supporters garbage right
Speaker 4: before the election feels like a crazy thing to say,
Speaker 4: even if you believe that. I mean, just wait six
Speaker 4: more days, man, I want to know what did he
Speaker 4: actually say?
Speaker 9: Just the other day, a speaker at his rally called
Speaker 9: Puerto Rico floating out of garbage. The only garbage I
Speaker 9: see floating down there is his supporters, his his his
Speaker 9: demonizational team is unconstable, and it's on American.
Speaker 4: Okay. I guess it's unclear if he's calling Trump supporters
Speaker 4: garbage or just the guy who called Puerto Rico garbage garbage.
Speaker 4: I don't know. Maybe maybe more context will give us
Speaker 4: some more clarity. What do you say just before this, Well,
Speaker 4: let me.
Speaker 9: Tell you some I don't. I don't know the Puerto
Speaker 9: rican that I know, or Puerto Rico where I'm in
Speaker 9: my home state of Delaware.
Speaker 4: Oh. I see, this guy is too old and his
Speaker 4: brain is a floating poll of garbage. Of course, now
Speaker 4: the Dems don't want to admit that the president of
Speaker 4: the United States should not be using a computer on supervised,
Speaker 4: so they went with this explanation.
Speaker 7: The White House very quickly tried to argue that when
Speaker 7: he used the word supporters, he wasn't talking about supporters
Speaker 7: writ large, but that there was an apostrophe in there
Speaker 7: that is what is included in the official transcript. They
Speaker 7: tried to argue that he was specifically referencing the comments
Speaker 7: from that comedian at the Madison Square Garden rally on Sunday.
Speaker 4: That's right, in the last week of the campaign, Republicans
Speaker 4: are calling for a roundup of immigrants and Democrats are like,
Speaker 4: you have to put the apostrophe in the right place.
Speaker 4: This election is really coming down to Nazis versus grammar Nazis.
Speaker 4: And if Democrats are relying on Americans to understand how
Speaker 4: apostrophes work, then this election is because have you ever
Speaker 4: seen a sign outside of ba I mean, they basically
Speaker 4: use apostrophe to mean here comes an ask. And look
Speaker 4: the Republicans. Republicans are not accepting any of these excuses
Speaker 4: because they don't know what an apostrophe is and they
Speaker 4: think it's intentional that Biden called them garbage. And they
Speaker 4: could not be more excited because Republicans have been under
Speaker 4: fire for their garbage thing and now they're like, yes,
Speaker 4: Biden's garbage thing cancels out our garbage things, and now
Speaker 4: we're back to neutral. I mean, just look how excited
Speaker 4: the Macao Rubio was when he got to interrupt a
Speaker 4: Trump rally to tell Trump the news.
Speaker 9: All right, well, I wasn't gonna say anything, but I
Speaker 9: have breaking news.
Speaker 4: For you, mister president.
Speaker 3: You may not have heard this.
Speaker 9: Just moments ago, Joe Biden stated that our supporters are garbage.
Speaker 4: Look how excited Rubio is. Everybody, everybody, everybody, Look, I'm
Speaker 4: great new.
Speaker 10: We our garbage bright birdugs.
Speaker 5: Come on.
Speaker 4: I mean Rubio delivered that news like he was announcing
Speaker 4: the wars over. And you can tell how excited Trump
Speaker 4: is because his face that full orange of Look this
Speaker 4: fort Trump in such a good mood that he briefly
Speaker 4: found religion.
Speaker 11: That's what it says.
Speaker 6: That's what it says.
Speaker 4: But he doesn't know.
Speaker 9: You have to please forgive him, Please forgive him, for.
Speaker 10: He not knoweth what he said.
Speaker 4: He not knoweth what he said. Someone's been reading an
Speaker 4: Instagram quote about the Bible. I mean, Trump should speak
Speaker 4: like this more. It makes him sound kind of wise,
Speaker 4: like thou Art eating thy cats and thou Art eating
Speaker 4: thy dog dogs. Now, obviously Republicans are happy to hit
Speaker 4: Democrats with this Biden gaff and obviously the media is
Speaker 4: excited to cover a garbage fight. And I guess that's
Speaker 4: what we're going to talk about for the last week
Speaker 4: of the election. And that's fine because it's not like
Speaker 4: anyone said anything that might have a bigger impact on
Speaker 4: our lives.
Speaker 12: The key that I think, i'm you know, the President
Speaker 12: Trump has promised me is is control of the public
Speaker 12: health agencies, which are HHS in IT sub agencies, CDC, FDA,
Speaker 12: and i AH and a few others, and then also
Speaker 12: the USDA, which is which you know is key to
Speaker 12: making America healthy.
Speaker 4: Great. That sounds like the healthiest man in America.
Speaker 12: Everybody, you two can sound like less when indraws.
Speaker 4: To be fair, rfk Junr is actually pretty healthy. I
Speaker 4: mean he's seventy years old, and that's like eight hundred
Speaker 4: and fifty and Kennedy years. But still, how is this
Speaker 4: guy gonna be in charge of food quality? I mean,
Speaker 4: they found a dead warm in his brain, so even
Speaker 4: his skull can get a higher rating than a c.
Speaker 4: Of all the characters in this election, this guy is
Speaker 4: the scariest because he doesn't believe in vaccines or pasteurizing milk.
Speaker 4: He thinks antidepressants caused school shootings and that COVID was
Speaker 4: engineered to not affect Jews, and he thinks chemicals in
Speaker 4: the water make kids trance. And Trump is gonna put
Speaker 4: him in charge of all the health and food and medicine.
Speaker 4: I mean, Sureley Trump will at least put some limits
Speaker 4: on what he can do, right, Like, Donald, You're not
Speaker 4: gonna just let this guy go wild, are you. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna let him go wild on health.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna let him go wild on the food.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna let him.
Speaker 12: Go wild on medicines.
Speaker 4: Wait, how are you gonna let him go wild on medicine? Like, well,
Speaker 4: you're gonna let him dip his balls in the cough syrup.
Speaker 2: Like.
Speaker 4: For more on what RFK could do in a Trump presidency,
Speaker 4: let's go live to CDC headquarters with Jordan Klepperan Jordan'
Speaker 4: why is the media paying attention to Joe Biden's gaffes
Speaker 4: when RFK running the CDC sounds like a much bigger deal?
Speaker 4: Good question, Ronnie.
Speaker 8: It's because focusing on institutions like the CDC is what
Speaker 8: we in the media call boring. No one wants to
Speaker 8: hear the overly complex details about how RFK is going
Speaker 8: to unvaccinate people by clamping down on their arms and
Speaker 8: sucking out their injections like it's a snake bite.
Speaker 4: Wait, wait, would that would that even work? Look, you're
Speaker 4: getting lost in the weeds, Ronnie.
Speaker 8: The real scoop is that this morning, Joe Biden said
Speaker 8: he hopes Kamala becomes President of the United States.
Speaker 3: President.
Speaker 6: Don't you forget it, mag what is going on here? Well?
Speaker 8: I promise to get to the bottom of it in
Speaker 8: my new primetime special All the President's Men.
Speaker 4: Where were Jordan?
Speaker 6: Sorry?
Speaker 4: Sorry? Could we go back to What was that thing
Speaker 4: you said about RFK? I'm doing my vaccination.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I zoned out.
Speaker 8: It was something about summoning the power of the US
Speaker 8: military to go door to door and YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Militar military what you mean RFK will have access to
Speaker 4: like tanks and shit. I don't know.
Speaker 8: I didn't ask too many follow ups because there's so
Speaker 8: much Joe Biden news coming out like this afternoon, Biden said,
Speaker 8: we need to respect the will of the voters. The
Speaker 8: voters what this guy is all in for the one percent?
Speaker 4: Okay, Jordan, I mean it's obvious that he meant the voters.
Speaker 8: Ooh, controversy. Now we're really getting into it. We'll find
Speaker 8: out more in my two part special Voter Die Well,
Speaker 8: Democracy Sinkers.
Speaker 4: Well Okay, Okay, Johna, No one cares about these gas
Speaker 4: or your dump specials. Okay, how about the issues that
Speaker 4: are gonna affect day to day life. RFK Junior could
Speaker 4: be in charge of like school lunches.
Speaker 8: True, true, Although I wouldn't worry too much about that.
Speaker 8: RFK told me that instead of school lunch, kids will
Speaker 8: forage for bear meat in Central Park.
Speaker 4: Okay. That sounds incredibly unhealthy.
Speaker 8: If you find a bad bear.
Speaker 4: Sure, Okay, Okay, do you talk about how he was
Speaker 4: going to implement this.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 4: It's not my job to ask it is. You're the media,
Speaker 4: is literally the one thing you're supposed to do. Okay,
Speaker 4: Stop getting distracted by all this meaningless Biden shit and
Speaker 4: focus on informing the people on the issues that matter.
Speaker 8: Wow, hard truth, Rodney, hard truths.
Speaker 4: You know you're right.
Speaker 8: I need to focus more on truly informing the public,
Speaker 8: and I'll do so in my new three part mini series,
Speaker 8: a complex look at rfkse history of intervention within the
Speaker 8: medical system, undermining public trust in our institutions while paving
Speaker 8: the way for the current national anti science movement.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that sounds a little boring.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it does, doesn't it?
Speaker 6: Forget it?
Speaker 8: Check out my twelve part retrospective on that one time
Speaker 8: Biden mispronounced as scrotum holds in your court an American story.
Speaker 13: All right, got bleck the media got and clap everybody.
Speaker 13: When we come back, we'll find out how Jdvan dot
Speaker 13: co Charming's don't go away?
Speaker 4: Oh, welcome back to the Daily Show. If that's one
Speaker 4: thing we've learned from this campaign is that JD. Vance
Speaker 4: is the most charismatic man alive. But how do you
Speaker 4: get that way? Well, good news, we found the man responsible.
Speaker 3: Look what I was basically saying is that we're effectively
Speaker 3: run in this country via the Democrats, via our corporate oligarchs,
Speaker 3: by a bunch of childless cat ladies.
Speaker 11: If there's one skill every politician needs, it's being likable.
Speaker 6: I mean, here's the beginnings.
Speaker 7: You okay, okays?
Speaker 11: And the truth is most politicians aren't born with that
Speaker 11: level of charisma. They learn it from me.
Speaker 1: From me to learn that.
Speaker 11: My name is Nathaniel Gordon, and I teach JD. Vance
Speaker 11: how to be likable and.
Speaker 4: Not off putting.
Speaker 6: Did you say something?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 13: Okay?
Speaker 14: Good?
Speaker 11: All of America's most beloved politicians learned how to be
Speaker 11: charming from me.
Speaker 4: Of course, my.
Speaker 11: Star pupil is jd seen here wearing a T shirt.
Speaker 4: And a pool. That was my idea.
Speaker 11: It's like I always say, if you're going in the pool,
Speaker 11: shirt on, you fool. If you're going to the movies,
Speaker 11: shirt off.
Speaker 14: It's groovy, it's not illegal.
Speaker 11: Jendy and I have worked on many likability techniques, for example,
Speaker 11: using humor.
Speaker 4: Democrats say that it is racist to believe.
Speaker 11: Well, they say it's racist to do anything I had
Speaker 11: to dive out and do yesterday and wants it.
Speaker 13: I'm sure they're gonna call that racist.
Speaker 6: It's good. I love you guys.
Speaker 11: Hello, Lauren Michaels.
Speaker 4: I'm just kidding. See, it's another joke.
Speaker 11: Sometimes the media will love you a softball question, and
Speaker 11: that's when you charm the pants off them by insinuating
Speaker 11: that you have a dark sound.
Speaker 6: Why would people in Wisconsin want to have a beer
Speaker 6: with you?
Speaker 11: Well, I guess I guess they they'd like to they'd
Speaker 11: want to have a beer with me because I actually
Speaker 11: do like to drink beer, and I probably like to.
Speaker 4: Drink beer a little bit too much, but that's okay.
Speaker 6: I'm sure the media will boom.
Speaker 11: You could have just said I'm a regular guy boring. Instead,
Speaker 11: he left you wondering. Is this guy a high functioning
Speaker 11: alcoholic robot?
Speaker 4: That's interesting?
Speaker 11: Check plus mate equals check.
Speaker 4: Please.
Speaker 11: The thing about being likable is it's always a work
Speaker 11: in progress. Even I a master need to practice to
Speaker 11: stay sharp.
Speaker 6: Hey, benches, huh what just so? Is your hair real?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 4: That wasn't too bad. We'll try that one out next
Speaker 4: week in Wisconsin.
Speaker 11: You know, it's really so rewarding seeing one of my
Speaker 11: pupils out in the world using the lessons I taught
Speaker 11: them and watching the world fall in love with them.
Speaker 10: Smile makes you happy?
Speaker 2: Well, I smile a little lot of things, including focus
Speaker 2: questions from the media.
Speaker 4: Man, I love this guy. You guys want to go
Speaker 4: a beer after this?
Speaker 11: I like drinking beer. That's probably why I murdered my wife.
Speaker 4: I love you, guys.
Speaker 10: Let me come back. Linda Lindez will be joining me
Speaker 10: on the show so we don't go away.
Speaker 4: Hey, welcome back to that damn show. My guest tonight,
Speaker 4: critically acclaimed band whose new album is called No Obligation,
Speaker 4: Please welcome the amazing Linda Linda, let's.
Speaker 6: To come to the show.
Speaker 4: I've been watching you guys since the pandemic, and you
Speaker 4: guys musical prodigies. You guys have to take leave from
Speaker 4: school to come and do this gig today. You guys
Speaker 4: are literally too cool for school. I mean, don't here, Like,
Speaker 4: what what subjects did you have to skip?
Speaker 1: I had to miss English and math? She had to
Speaker 1: miss math and French?
Speaker 4: Okay, so none of those. Let meet you as an adult.
Speaker 4: None of those matters, So don't worry about it. Look
Speaker 4: at Yeah, I was fine without I don't I don't
Speaker 4: even do English, to be honest. And you guys are
Speaker 4: already like industry veterans like you guys have been playing
Speaker 4: for like together for how long now, six years? Six years?
Speaker 4: And you know one of I think more of you
Speaker 4: like started when you were eight, right, yeah, like yeah, she's.
Speaker 6: But we were really bad though.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean no, I don't know if you guys
Speaker 4: are bad. You guys seem to be rather the gate
Speaker 4: storming right like six years in and you've got to
Speaker 4: open for the Rolling Stones, you open for Green Day,
Speaker 4: right everybody?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm like, yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, fuc attention. I mean, I I don't want to
Speaker 4: like ask a very generic question, but like how do
Speaker 4: they just all start?
Speaker 1: We started out like playing benefit shows, like just like
Speaker 1: small punk shows in.
Speaker 14: La I was like with bends like the Dells and
Speaker 14: Alice Bagg and Frank were at our first shows.
Speaker 6: So like we've I don't know.
Speaker 14: Punk culture is just like super like special to us
Speaker 14: and that di y spirit is super contagious, right.
Speaker 4: Like so you guys are like the hipster dad dream
Speaker 4: kids because you guys, you guys are like anything we
Speaker 4: liked the real punk rock bands.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we did not think that we would be here
Speaker 1: like six years ago.
Speaker 6: That's weird for us.
Speaker 4: But how did you guys, how do you guys get started?
Speaker 4: What was the genesis of the band.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, Meila and I are sisters and then Eli's
Speaker 1: is our cousin. We've known Dallas since we were like
Speaker 1: Mela was born basically and she.
Speaker 4: Was two years ago. You would think.
Speaker 6: We started out playing covers like.
Speaker 1: Uh and uh, this girl called Christian Control who's in
Speaker 1: a band called the Dumb Dumb Girls. She wanted a
Speaker 1: bunch of kids to back her up for this like
Speaker 1: show that she was doing, and so we were like
Speaker 1: happened to be like four of those kids, and then
Speaker 1: we were like, what if we just kept going and
Speaker 1: then one thing led to another and the.
Speaker 4: Next thing, you know, you star. We needed that so
Speaker 4: and again not to be you know, not to be
Speaker 4: too generic with the questions, but what was it like
Speaker 4: opening for those bands? Like backstage? You know, it was
Speaker 4: really really cool.
Speaker 1: The Green Eye tour was so long, but it was
Speaker 1: really worth it because the bands and the crew they
Speaker 1: were just really kind to us, and even the fans
Speaker 1: were really respectful and just like supportive. But we put
Speaker 1: a bunch of fake cockroaches on their stage as well.
Speaker 14: Or they have this big blimp that goes by the audience,
Speaker 14: and we taped a big banner that said the Linda
Speaker 14: Linda's Rule on it, you.
Speaker 6: Know, like just stuff like that.
Speaker 14: But one of the best parts of being on this tour,
Speaker 14: other than like seeing the bands play and like being
Speaker 14: in the crowd for that, is that we had catering
Speaker 14: and so we would go and we would we would
Speaker 14: play twenty minutes we'd watched Ransom play and then I'd
Speaker 14: rush to catering and pile my.
Speaker 6: Play as high as you go.
Speaker 4: It was great.
Speaker 14: I hate so much about it.
Speaker 6: Was the Rolling Stones catering?
Speaker 1: Better?
Speaker 6: Was the Green Day catering? Honestly, do I feel like
Speaker 6: I just ate all of it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think I think Rolling Stones catering was better.
Speaker 6: Really, I don't know. I think it was all good.
Speaker 4: No, you can tell them that they catering sucks. That's
Speaker 4: actually the when I first started doing show business as well,
Speaker 4: I was surprised by the catering even here. I was like, man,
Speaker 4: it's food. It's just free food. It's like, no, and
Speaker 4: you can just as much as you want. It was
Speaker 4: gonna judge you. And I just ate all the food
Speaker 4: at the Daily Show all the time, Like I still
Speaker 4: you don't And so I mean, all this success that
Speaker 4: is get into your heads. Yet you got smashed hotel rooms?
Speaker 4: What what's going on?
Speaker 6: I mean they leave them a mess?
Speaker 4: Yes, so yes, you do destroy hotel destroying, but.
Speaker 6: We're in there. But they're not messy when we leave
Speaker 6: hotel trash cans. They're so tiny.
Speaker 1: How are you supposed to fit all your tracks?
Speaker 4: They are tiny and there's no plastic lining like in.
Speaker 6: A mold trash.
Speaker 1: Okay, honestly, just like a consequence of like how unenvironmentally
Speaker 1: conscious people are with like their tracks.
Speaker 4: It sounds like a bunch of excuses. Yeah, open for
Speaker 4: Rolling Stones, But I guess your parents still like clean
Speaker 4: your room, right. Yeah? So you just recently released your
Speaker 4: new album, No Obligation. Yeah this.
Speaker 3: So can you?
Speaker 4: This is number two album number two? You mind? Just
Speaker 4: what was the creative process like creating this?
Speaker 6: It took a long time.
Speaker 1: It was it was like over breaks from school, you know,
Speaker 1: so like over like on spring break or like long
Speaker 1: weekends and stuff like that. We would do like a
Speaker 1: little bit at a time, kind of throughout like almost
Speaker 1: a year and a half, I want to say. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and we really liked it because we it was our
Speaker 1: second time, so it was like the first time we
Speaker 1: were like skate we were like, oh my god, what
Speaker 1: if we break something in the studio, And the second
Speaker 1: time we were like.
Speaker 4: Studio now.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think what was different about recording this one versus
Speaker 1: the last one was we really wanted to do a
Speaker 1: lot more collaborative writing, and we made sure to do
Speaker 1: more duets because we all sing odo like we we
Speaker 1: kind of like split it up evenly so that we
Speaker 1: all sing about the same amount just said or each whatever.
Speaker 4: What was it? Do you find? Uh? This, what did
Speaker 4: this come easier? And then the first one in terms
Speaker 4: of the creativity just kind of flow.
Speaker 1: I think we had more options because we felt more
Speaker 1: comfortable playing our instruments and we could make more informed decisions.
Speaker 6: I guess we.
Speaker 1: Also had a weird al guest on one of our songs.
Speaker 1: He played accordion, so like the first album, we probably
Speaker 1: would have asked him to be how I can know
Speaker 1: the second album.
Speaker 4: He was like, sure, yeah, yeah, you got the cool features.
Speaker 4: Now you got coming in. You know, I'll if you want,
Speaker 4: I'll lend I'll lend my voice too. I can do
Speaker 4: the intro. I'll just be like, everybody, welcome, What do
Speaker 4: you play? I play like you barely played the whistle,
Speaker 4: But I mean I can give you the intro if
Speaker 4: you want something really welcome to or whatever. I could
Speaker 4: get very sarcastic opening if that's a And you guys
Speaker 4: like are very politically active as well, Like, I mean,
Speaker 4: can you give us a little bit? Can you give
Speaker 4: us old timers here some insight into like what what
Speaker 4: what are kids concerned about right now?
Speaker 1: I mean, like, despite what you may think, we are.
Speaker 4: Not asiansky No, I was asking the question. I wasn't Asians.
Speaker 4: Oh you are okay, good, that's right. I was just confirming.
Speaker 1: Y yeah, No, we're as a band, we're like half
Speaker 1: Asian and half Latina and so the combination so much.
Speaker 4: Good food, so much good food. Honestly, all the all
Speaker 4: the rice eater rice eaters unite.
Speaker 1: No, I'm gonna say we were not. I feel like
Speaker 1: we're not like representation of like kids as a whole,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 4: So yeah, you guys are ultra.
Speaker 6: Our opinions are.
Speaker 1: Just like it's like, you know, we don't get to vote,
Speaker 1: and so we are genuinely concerned for what is to
Speaker 1: come in the future. And it's really it's difficult seeing
Speaker 1: people in power that don't care about what people care about,
Speaker 1: like protecting our rights and protecting the kids in our future.
Speaker 4: Like what will be what will be the issues that
Speaker 4: you guys care well kids were about right now, Because
Speaker 4: I'm sorry to touch one. I used to be young
Speaker 4: and then one day I woke up and suddenly the
Speaker 4: sunny TikTok became Snapchat, was like, and.
Speaker 1: Then we we're worried about like having like even just
Speaker 1: like generations from like us to like what kindergarteners are
Speaker 1: doing right now. It's like the amount of screen time,
Speaker 1: and it's like it's just like really scary to see,
Speaker 1: Like how.
Speaker 4: Wait, hang on, are you are you telling me that
Speaker 4: you you, you guys are worried about the amount of
Speaker 4: screen time. I mean, like that's good. I'm so glad
Speaker 4: to hear that.
Speaker 1: Like care, I mean, you know, it's never it's never
Speaker 1: too early to like start caring about issues that are
Speaker 1: happening in the world.
Speaker 14: Yeah, Like even though we're not old enough to vote,
Speaker 14: we are old enough to care. We are old enough
Speaker 14: to think about the world around us. We are old enough,
Speaker 14: So we're old enough to think about you know what
Speaker 14: the companies that we put our money into funds and
Speaker 14: you know, a lot of the times it feels like
Speaker 14: issues are so far away, you know, are so big,
Speaker 14: but really everything is connected. You know, like how the
Speaker 14: US funds of war in the Middle East and that
Speaker 14: causes so much violence and destruction there. But that also,
Speaker 14: you know, contributes to climate change, which affects you wherever
Speaker 14: you live. And so you just gotta do what you can,
Speaker 14: you know, organizing your local communities, you know, talk to
Speaker 14: talk to your friends, and you know, even if the
Speaker 14: things that you're doing, feel small or feel like they
Speaker 14: won't do anything.
Speaker 6: They are valuable and they do matter.
Speaker 12: Rights.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much for saying that. Thank Buddha. The
Speaker 4: kids are gonna be okay. I'm so glad you guys exist.
Speaker 4: I'm so glad you guys make music. I'm so glad
Speaker 4: you guys care about your world. I'm so I'm so
Speaker 4: glad your kids are you And a new obligation is
Speaker 4: available now.
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