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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer podcasts. Here Nicky, Hello, here I am.

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Speaker 1: It's a Nicki Glazer podcast. Welcome to the show. It

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Speaker 1: is Tuesday. I'm in Los Angeles, California, after an arduous

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Speaker 1: uh you know, almost like um the whoa man, I'm

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Speaker 1: already out of it Donner Party kind of excursion that

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Speaker 1: to get here yesterday, and I almost I ate a

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Speaker 1: couple of pieces of my own skin. Then I peeled

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Speaker 1: off my fingers because I was having so much anxiety

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Speaker 1: about it. But it was But I'm here. I'm in

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Speaker 1: my Airbnb in on the West Side. Uh, it feels easy, breezy,

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Speaker 1: it's nice outside. I escaped the St. Louis weather, which

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Speaker 1: just cracked last night. It was just got like freezing

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Speaker 1: temperatures and um, it got down to like in the

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Speaker 1: twenties last night in St. Louis, which is insane. Andrew,

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Speaker 1: how is it there in St. Louis? Cold? Okay? Here, Nick,

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Speaker 1: everyone is doing their best. I got multi layers on,

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Speaker 1: you know, we're just trying to survive. No, it's yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: it got cold. It's cold for two days and then

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Speaker 1: it's going right back to eighty like in two days. Really,

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Speaker 1: something like God is anything less interesting than the weather.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry I brought it up. Um, Noah is in Arizona,

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Speaker 1: where it's always seventy two degrees here, the different weathers. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well we're all over, we're scattered, we're scattered crew. But

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Speaker 1: I got in late, like so our flight was supposed

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Speaker 1: to be at seven twenty four last night. And then

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Speaker 1: I'm calling I'm like reaching for my phone to call

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Speaker 1: the uber to go at like six fifteen because I

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Speaker 1: always play it fast and loose, and I'm getting like

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Speaker 1: urgent calls from Chris, like three misscalls. I'm like one's

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Speaker 1: dead or our flights delayed. So it got delayed until

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Speaker 1: so the pilot died. Now our flights got delayed until

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Speaker 1: ten thirty, which I was just like that's a bit

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Speaker 1: three hours. So then I was like, okay, I'll watch

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Speaker 1: The Bachelor in Paradise. I went down to the gym,

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Speaker 1: and thank god Andrew didn't come in and say hi

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Speaker 1: to me, and he goes after your bedtime at that point,

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Speaker 1: I was down at the gym at like nine. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm like years old anyway, So you went to the

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Speaker 1: gym and then um, and then I get I I

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Speaker 1: go to the airport. I'm headed there, and then I

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Speaker 1: got delayed till eleven, and then they pushed it again.

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Speaker 1: So then I go and I'm on my way to

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Speaker 1: the airport, and then they undelayed underlay mama ea ea,

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Speaker 1: undelayed it again. They undelayed the flight. So on the

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Speaker 1: way to the airport, I am now late to check

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Speaker 1: in my bags. If you're if you're a pro traveler,

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Speaker 1: you know you cannot track. You can't check in your

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Speaker 1: bags um past forty five minutes before your flight departure.

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Speaker 1: So if you go to the airport and if you

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Speaker 1: don't get up to the counter to check your bags

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Speaker 1: forty five minutes before you do not get to go

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Speaker 1: on the plane. You can't send your bags on the

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Speaker 1: next plane. And you take that plane like you got

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Speaker 1: to travel with your bags in case there's a bomb,

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Speaker 1: you've got to blow up with your bags too. I

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Speaker 1: guess that's the logic and so um. But it was

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Speaker 1: interesting because I get there and Chris is already there,

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Speaker 1: and I go, can you negotiate with them? They just

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Speaker 1: undelayed it like I would have been on time, and

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Speaker 1: so they called in a supervisor. Think shout out to

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Speaker 1: the American desk at the St. Louis International Airport, especially Cindy,

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Speaker 1: she fucking killed it for us and got yeah, so nice.

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Speaker 1: They were so so nice. But there was a guy

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Speaker 1: that came up after us and he's like, it's not

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Speaker 1: my fault, Like I'm I'm on time. They just like

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Speaker 1: pushed the flight forward even though they delayed it. And

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Speaker 1: then we're like, yeah, we know it sucks. And this

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Speaker 1: guy goes, he puts his bag up on the so

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Speaker 1: we're getting checked in there kind of like rushing us.

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Speaker 1: They have to call the manager over to override the

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Speaker 1: you know, so we can get on. And so this

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Speaker 1: guy comes up and it's like, it's not my fault,

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Speaker 1: I gotta check this bag. I'm gonna miss my flight.

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Speaker 1: And they're like, yeah, well that's not our fault either.

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Speaker 1: We don't know what's going on. And so he puts

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Speaker 1: his bag up on the scale and goes, I'm going,

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Speaker 1: and he just leaves before it's checked, before they confirm

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Speaker 1: his i D. He leaves his bag. I've never seen

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Speaker 1: anything like it, and then he heads to security. I'm

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Speaker 1: looking at Chris like I have never seen anything like this,

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Speaker 1: Like you, your bag is not gonna make it like

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Speaker 1: you can't. By the way, a little side note, if

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Speaker 1: you are at the airport and I've been traveling now

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Speaker 1: pretty much once every two weeks for the past twenty years, okay,

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Speaker 1: I promise you that if you leave your bags alone

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Speaker 1: and you go and you go get lunch, or you

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Speaker 1: go walk the terminal for like twenty minutes, no one

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Speaker 1: will take your bags. The whole thing about leaving your

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Speaker 1: bags unattended, we will confiscate the bags. Leave them. No

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Speaker 1: one will steal them. No one is a thief in

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Speaker 1: an airport. Everyone's traveling. No one goes there to steal.

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Speaker 1: Your bags will be safe. My bags have never been confiscated.

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Speaker 1: And ask Andrew, I leave my bags all the time.

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Speaker 1: People can't believe it. I can't believe more people are

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Speaker 1: doing this. I think people are way too scared of

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Speaker 1: Pete things being stolen. So he leaves the bag on

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Speaker 1: the scale. Never in my life before have I seen

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Speaker 1: anything like this. I'm looking at Chris, like this guy,

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Speaker 1: his bag is not going to make it on the flight.

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Speaker 1: He's gone. It's a nice bag too. It's not like

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Speaker 1: this guy is just like I'm just who cares. I

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Speaker 1: don't care about this bag? These people's faces your notice

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Speaker 1: because they're so worried about our bags, because we had

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Speaker 1: six bags that are gigantic. Chris brought his bike, so

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Speaker 1: it's just like oddly shaped gigantic bag. So this they

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Speaker 1: barely even notice. I'm the one that sees it, and

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Speaker 1: I go, this guy has just left it on, so

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Speaker 1: that you know, there's a scale on the one that

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Speaker 1: side of the counter, so he left it on that one,

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Speaker 1: so they're kind of aware of it, and they know

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Speaker 1: he needs to get it checked. And he is gone,

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Speaker 1: and I am like, I can't get over it. Chris

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Speaker 1: is mind boggling to me. What is this guy gonna do?

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Speaker 1: He's on our flight. I see him on the flight.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, there's the guy that left his bag. What

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Speaker 1: is who is this man? He's wearing a No, he wasn't.

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Speaker 1: He was wearing a aqua marine like two piece sweatsuit.

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Speaker 1: He had like really nice, like cool like dreads. He

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Speaker 1: was like very like he looked he looked rich and

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Speaker 1: He was just like he just was gone. So then

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Speaker 1: we land. Oh and then another thing happened. We're on

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Speaker 1: the plane. It is packed, it is hot. It was

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Speaker 1: the worst slide I've been on since I flew to

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Speaker 1: can we please? Can you please? I felt like a

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Speaker 1: because he gets I mean, I sleep on every plane

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Speaker 1: So then there is a guy when I we're getting

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Speaker 1: a packed flight, by the way, and he says to

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Speaker 1: he is? What is to be done about this? What

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Speaker 1: do you mean? He goes, is there a seat with

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Speaker 1: because Chris is in the bathroom. He came back and go,

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Speaker 1: you won't be with the guy in front of you,

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Speaker 1: just asked, And then they came back and said, sir,

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Speaker 1: was like, I can't believe things are working out for

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Speaker 1: these people that are like to me like I would

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Speaker 1: never I'm like, should I light up a cigarette? Like

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Speaker 1: could anything go on this flight? Should I tamper with

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Speaker 1: a fucking smoke detector? Like, let's get it, let's just

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Speaker 1: and I am just in disbelief already, and I'm watching

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Speaker 1: out for aqua marine. I go, where is that guy?

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Speaker 1: I want to see him at the bags. I want

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Speaker 1: to see if this bag first bag off the flight

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Speaker 1: this guy, So let it be known that you could,

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Speaker 1: just because do you know any flights I've missed because

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Speaker 1: day and I wanted to share the story, and I

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Speaker 1: if you think, um am I the assault A T

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Speaker 1: news worry on this story about one thing. Do you

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Speaker 1: think how long did I forgot to say this guy

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Speaker 1: about that yesterday? I was still laughing. Okay. Did he

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Speaker 1: because even Chris was like, he didn't get a boarding past,

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Speaker 1: handed them his his idea at one point, so they

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Speaker 1: pulled it back because he was like, fun, this is

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Speaker 1: going to take too long with all these big was

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Speaker 1: his bag? Was it like a bag that he like

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Speaker 1: was not printed by the time he left. It was

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Speaker 1: a huge It was the size of it was you know,

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Speaker 1: a giant shell, you know, clam case black with like

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Speaker 1: beautiful bag. And I was like, how can he abandon this? Um?

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Speaker 1: It was bizarre, But things just work out. It's okay.

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Speaker 1: point that the food is going to get spoiled. Why

426
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Speaker 1: not just give it away? How did he die? He

427
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:03,320
Speaker 1: done the FIV hot dog on the weight? Did to

428
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:07,800
Speaker 1: get hot dogs? They definitely had hot dogs, no panic,

429
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:10,760
Speaker 1: that's all they had. I think back then, just I

430
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,639
Speaker 1: remember seeing actually a menu from the Titanic and it

431
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:18,520
Speaker 1: had like what did they have? It had like this bird,

432
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,919
Speaker 1: like a starling or something, some weird bird that I

433
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:23,399
Speaker 1: was like, why are you eating that sweet bird? Okay,

434
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,520
Speaker 1: so anyway, go on. Oh no, I just saw a

435
00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:28,240
Speaker 1: video of I think it was. It was it was

436
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:31,760
Speaker 1: either like a target or like wa wa or whatever

437
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,240
Speaker 1: was getting ramsacked and this person was asking for their sandwich.

438
00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:36,879
Speaker 1: I guess it was a wah wah and they were

439
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:40,880
Speaker 1: like ramsacked. What did I say? I think you said

440
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:45,320
Speaker 1: ram sacked? Yeah? Is it? Is it ramsack or ramsack?

441
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:48,359
Speaker 1: I don't know I think which one? Did did you say?

442
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:53,160
Speaker 1: I think I was under It makes sense. It makes

443
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:56,160
Speaker 1: sense that you're like a ram like it rams into it.

444
00:21:56,960 --> 00:22:00,560
Speaker 1: Ramsack makes more sense ramsack though, I guess seems like

445
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:03,000
Speaker 1: someone ran in there, they sacked it, they got out

446
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,120
Speaker 1: of there. Yeah, I think that's it. So they ransacked

447
00:22:05,119 --> 00:22:07,520
Speaker 1: at wah wah and the person was like asking for

448
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,720
Speaker 1: a sandwich and they're like do you see what's going

449
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:13,480
Speaker 1: on around? They're like no extra tomatoes. I don't care.

450
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:18,000
Speaker 1: It was just chaos asking for something. Still, I know

451
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:21,000
Speaker 1: there's sometimes when like like even at the Airbnb last night,

452
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:24,399
Speaker 1: like Chris was like telling me something important about like

453
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:27,040
Speaker 1: his day or I don't even know, like it was

454
00:22:27,119 --> 00:22:30,560
Speaker 1: there was something like he was talking about something that

455
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,960
Speaker 1: I should have been like focused on listening, but all

456
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,960
Speaker 1: I could think about was I want to know the

457
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:38,199
Speaker 1: WiFi code and my phone was like up and so

458
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:40,480
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, that's so crazy, So what's the WiFi?

459
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,679
Speaker 1: Like just it's almost like hey, can I get a

460
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:45,520
Speaker 1: sandwich in the middle of this other thing? Like it's

461
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,920
Speaker 1: just it's almost like a d D like you need.

462
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,320
Speaker 1: I need to complete this thing that I have opened.

463
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:53,280
Speaker 1: And I do that a lot. Even with every with

464
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:55,320
Speaker 1: my friend Kat in Colorado. She would be in the

465
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,040
Speaker 1: middle of like telling me a story about her life

466
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:59,240
Speaker 1: and I'm like, can you grab me that cup? And

467
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:04,639
Speaker 1: then finish, Like that's like it's just I can't No,

468
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:06,520
Speaker 1: I will be able to listen to so much more

469
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:08,399
Speaker 1: if she hands me my mug of tea that I

470
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:10,679
Speaker 1: left right in front of her. That's easier for her

471
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,600
Speaker 1: to get than me getting up and walking over. That's

472
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,760
Speaker 1: going to be more distracting for me in the story.

473
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,320
Speaker 1: Or you're just be thinking about it until you have

474
00:23:17,359 --> 00:23:19,520
Speaker 1: it in your hand and then you're not fully focused

475
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:25,280
Speaker 1: on Yes, well, I always think about in of if

476
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:29,720
Speaker 1: there was ever a plane crash. How and I've said

477
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:32,160
Speaker 1: this before sometimes I'm so tired on a plane when

478
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:37,000
Speaker 1: it starts turbulent getting turbulent, I go, I can't deal

479
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:39,199
Speaker 1: with a fucking plane crash right now? Can you? Always

480
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,440
Speaker 1: like just like wait on, Like I'm like, I'm too

481
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:44,120
Speaker 1: tired to deal with it, Like I just don't want

482
00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:46,080
Speaker 1: to interrupt my nap. Like that's the kind of thing

483
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:48,800
Speaker 1: where it's like I have this need, there's this other

484
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:51,399
Speaker 1: thing happening I can't care right now, or like if

485
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:53,080
Speaker 1: there's someone were to break in my house, I'm like,

486
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:57,000
Speaker 1: not now, I just sat down for a nap. Like

487
00:23:57,040 --> 00:24:00,359
Speaker 1: those kinds of things. Really, Grandma, you died today, I

488
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:03,600
Speaker 1: have yes, I have to go to gym, like I

489
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:08,600
Speaker 1: gotta do things like I'm sorry, but grandma's unless you

490
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:13,199
Speaker 1: were super close with your grandma, skip it. Skip it.

491
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:15,760
Speaker 1: I guess what, she's not going to be around for yours.

492
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:22,320
Speaker 1: She's gonna skip your funeral, so skip it. Just I mean,

493
00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:25,399
Speaker 1: people are rearranging their lives for grandma's funeral or great

494
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:28,600
Speaker 1: aunts or aunts and stuff. Listen, my aunt died last year.

495
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:33,080
Speaker 1: I loved her so much. I and I convinced myself

496
00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:35,240
Speaker 1: that she would have been like Nikki, you go on

497
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:38,520
Speaker 1: that Bert Kreisher tour. But honestly she would have that.

498
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:43,439
Speaker 1: She loved money and you know, opportunities, and she's not

499
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:45,639
Speaker 1: around to even be there. I've said it before, but

500
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:48,480
Speaker 1: just skip grandma's funeral unless you were very close and

501
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:54,000
Speaker 1: you need that closure. Otherwise, stop this like doing things

502
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:58,399
Speaker 1: for performative sake of like I need to go because

503
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:01,399
Speaker 1: my mom. Well maybe if your mom needs you to

504
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,880
Speaker 1: comfort her, that's different. But like if you're going because

505
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:07,320
Speaker 1: you don't want people to be mad at you, I

506
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:11,320
Speaker 1: don't know. This sounds really bad. But my grandma, Shirley,

507
00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:14,600
Speaker 1: she died last year. She was a hundred right, I

508
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,119
Speaker 1: don't even know what happened. You got to go to

509
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 1: that funeral. No, I didn't go. I don't know what's kidding,

510
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:20,800
Speaker 1: I was kidding. I don't know what I did. Just

511
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:23,159
Speaker 1: went back totally on my premise. I think I hit

512
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:25,199
Speaker 1: up a zoom, or maybe I didn't even go to

513
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:27,480
Speaker 1: the zoom, because I remember asking you, like, is there

514
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,320
Speaker 1: going to be a thing. This is the new thing.

515
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,800
Speaker 1: People like don't have funerals. My aunt Lynn didn't have

516
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:34,080
Speaker 1: a funeral. We had. They had like a memorial where

517
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,560
Speaker 1: they like talked about her and met in the park.

518
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:41,560
Speaker 1: I actually just paid for her um and my net

519
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:44,440
Speaker 1: and my cousin j D. Her Son, they're both dead now,

520
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:48,359
Speaker 1: but he died, you know, seven eight years ago and

521
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:51,879
Speaker 1: she died last year. But uh, they were My family

522
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:57,239
Speaker 1: just couldn't can't afford the stuff too, you know, the

523
00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 1: gravestone and the plot and everything like that's it's expensive.

524
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 1: And they were just gonna go, we'll just scatter her

525
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:06,640
Speaker 1: ashes somewhere, and I was like, well, there's not gonna

526
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:11,680
Speaker 1: be any like record, like not, can't we just and

527
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 1: they're like no, it's like, you know, so I paid

528
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:18,080
Speaker 1: for it, and it's nice because my dad sent me

529
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:22,800
Speaker 1: the gravestone and what they're having etched into it, and

530
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:25,879
Speaker 1: he said me, my cousin j D's one, and I

531
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:29,159
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know about this. It said just loving,

532
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 1: It said j D John j D. Hiller, and then

533
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,639
Speaker 1: the dates of his birth and death, and then it

534
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:39,919
Speaker 1: said loving son. And I was like, what, I go,

535
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:43,560
Speaker 1: first of all, let's put beloved son because loving sun

536
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:46,359
Speaker 1: just since he loved his Mommy like, if you died,

537
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:49,320
Speaker 1: would you rather be called loving or beloved? That's like

538
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:52,080
Speaker 1: my question of the day. Yeah, I don't know. I

539
00:26:52,119 --> 00:26:53,600
Speaker 1: mean you want, I mean, do you want to know

540
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:56,239
Speaker 1: that you want people to know that you loved or

541
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:59,600
Speaker 1: that you were loved? Because the little narcissist in an

542
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:02,479
Speaker 1: old he glazed and wants people to know she was loved.

543
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 1: And my dad goes, that does me and he was

544
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:07,200
Speaker 1: loved loving and I go, know what means he loved?

545
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:10,119
Speaker 1: And he was like oh, and so I changed it

546
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:16,520
Speaker 1: to beloved son and um the best cause and I

547
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,600
Speaker 1: had to write see U Z because you know, they

548
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,680
Speaker 1: don't have a lot of space for the little gravestone

549
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 1: I bought and and we used to have a secret

550
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 1: language called funny talk where we used to talk like this.

551
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:32,880
Speaker 1: It was like we talked like it was called funny talk.

552
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:36,199
Speaker 1: I don't even I can't even recreate it. So I

553
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,400
Speaker 1: was gonna call and say he was the fun uh

554
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:41,639
Speaker 1: and the funniest cause. But then people would have been

555
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:44,120
Speaker 1: like what does that mean? So, um, I just read

556
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:47,840
Speaker 1: the best cause? But um, yeah, what what would you

557
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:51,679
Speaker 1: like your gravestone to say? Like ideally we don't have

558
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:55,120
Speaker 1: to come up with like the exact but like, what's

559
00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 1: the vibe? Do you want to joke on it? Well?

560
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,640
Speaker 1: One of the jokes I was thinking, like I told

561
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 1: you it was a really a heart attack like something

562
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 1: like that, like something like a joke off of my

563
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:09,440
Speaker 1: anxieties of being a hypochondria. Sorry you cut out right there?

564
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:12,920
Speaker 1: What did what did it say? Like saying that like, oh,

565
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,199
Speaker 1: I told you it was actually a heart attack or

566
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:17,719
Speaker 1: something like that, it was really a heart attack like

567
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:20,119
Speaker 1: this time, Like this time I told you, Like it

568
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 1: wasn't Hardy who cried heart attack out that's what he

569
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:28,760
Speaker 1: should have. Yeah, and just a wolf on there. Yeah, yeah,

570
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:32,440
Speaker 1: something like that could be funny. Um, like if you

571
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:35,160
Speaker 1: died tomorrow, because I'm thinking of like I keep thinking Oh,

572
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 1: I'll die when I'm like eighty, and then my grandkids

573
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 1: will come up with what to say about me, and

574
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,120
Speaker 1: it'll be some inside joke we have by then. But

575
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 1: like if I died tomorrow, um, and the idea that

576
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,640
Speaker 1: I'll have grandkids at this time in my life, like

577
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 1: that means I will have to Okay, so I get

578
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 1: pregnant tomorrow. Let's say I give birth, uh in nine months,

579
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 1: So I give birth at the age of thirty nine,

580
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,840
Speaker 1: and then my kids probably are going to take after

581
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:02,080
Speaker 1: mom and not have kids into their thirty seven. So

582
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 1: I have thirty eight years until I have a grandkid.

583
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 1: And and in order to have a grandkid that is

584
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,479
Speaker 1: intelligent enough to come up with something to put on

585
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 1: my gravestone, they would have to be at least sixteen

586
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:16,960
Speaker 1: years old. So thirty nine plus sixteen we're talking about

587
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:23,560
Speaker 1: um forty eight years from now. So my age is

588
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 1: thirty eight plus forty eight. How old will I be

589
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 1: before a grandkid is able to if I have a

590
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 1: kid tomorrow, so I'm ninety Okay, well that's not impossible.

591
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:36,800
Speaker 1: I can make it, okay, But what I'm this also depressing.

592
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 1: I can't even believe I will name. Um, and I'm

593
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 1: nowhere near wanting to have kids. That's the insane part.

594
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:49,680
Speaker 1: It's just not even not even on the radar. I

595
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:53,600
Speaker 1: did just start my period today and it's a disy.

596
00:29:54,840 --> 00:30:00,320
Speaker 1: Oh Mama, call the cops. There's a crime scene. It

597
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:06,480
Speaker 1: is already. I am not getting my deposit back. It

598
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:12,840
Speaker 1: is which deposit I made several deposits in the Starbucks

599
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 1: bathroom today. Does anyone else? Oh yeah, it's point seven

600
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 1: miles away. I don't even think that I didn't walk

601
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:24,080
Speaker 1: one point four miles today already to get it and

602
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:27,960
Speaker 1: come on back, come back now. Kirsten wanted me to

603
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 1: bring this up on the podcast before I get to

604
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,959
Speaker 1: our gravestones. Um. So on the Girls Chat, we were

605
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 1: talking about I have a lot of friends that are

606
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 1: we just you know, we do this girl's Chat, and

607
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 1: Kirsten was talking about how like in the days before

608
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 1: your period, like you just know it's coming, especially women

609
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 1: that are kind of like plotting their fertility and like

610
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 1: waiting for certain things, and like you just start noticing

611
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:51,720
Speaker 1: like you're either dreading your period because it means you're

612
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:54,600
Speaker 1: not pregnant, or you're dreading your period because it means

613
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 1: you're getting your period, and like you're going to just

614
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:59,480
Speaker 1: like be a fart poop blood machine for a couple

615
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:03,600
Speaker 1: of days and just feel disgusting, like you're just HiT's.

616
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:07,280
Speaker 1: You are like an old sandbag of farts. I hate

617
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:11,160
Speaker 1: being on my period so much so, but we were

618
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 1: talking about the day is leading up to it, and

619
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 1: Kirsten was calling it at Jack in the box because

620
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:21,479
Speaker 1: it's like you're just walking around and it's like like

621
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:24,480
Speaker 1: and you're just like your your poops start getting healthy,

622
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 1: or then you start to blow. You're lu Lulu lemon

623
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:32,719
Speaker 1: pants don't fit? Are you going to start? And you

624
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:35,080
Speaker 1: you keep like waiting and it's just like and then

625
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:39,120
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, like you explode blood everywhere, and

626
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 1: it's kind of actually kind of do you know, Andrew,

627
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 1: how periods start. Do you think that they are like

628
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 1: goshing or do you think they start slow? What's your vibe?

629
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 1: I think you come out the gate strong. Brenna asked

630
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 1: me the other day, how many tampons I think, Oh

631
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 1: girl goes through her period. Yeah, I saw this question

632
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:59,400
Speaker 1: on TikTok or I saw Hannah Burn Hanniburn. Yeah, yeah,

633
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:01,720
Speaker 1: I was waiting off I think I said, I thought,

634
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 1: you know seven, you know, like, yeah, I didn't. I

635
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 1: didn't realize. Yeah, that's that's what's killing our oceans. I guess.

636
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:16,120
Speaker 1: I mean, that's it's really expensive and that's why you

637
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:19,480
Speaker 1: just can you imagine poor fucking homeless women or even

638
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 1: like back in the colonial times, like well I can't.

639
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:26,360
Speaker 1: I just also speaking of like women's issues, I just

640
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:29,800
Speaker 1: saw an article about how there's a there's like a

641
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:33,000
Speaker 1: bunch of people studying the clatorus now because it's literally

642
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:36,360
Speaker 1: never been studied. There's like no no research on it.

643
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 1: And there was like a Washington Post article that had

644
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 1: like some kind of quotes from the article, and it

645
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,560
Speaker 1: was a scientist guy that is like, of course he

646
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:47,000
Speaker 1: has pink hair, and he's like has you know, like

647
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:50,520
Speaker 1: rivers Cuomo glasses, and he's like studying the clatorus now.

648
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:51,840
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I don't know if I want this

649
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 1: doctor doing it, but that's fine, and he y he

650
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:59,120
Speaker 1: said that he went to he went to med school

651
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:01,280
Speaker 1: and he goes always found out about the glatorus in

652
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:05,240
Speaker 1: med school was that it was there, like where it was.

653
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 1: They're just like, is the existence of it nothing else?

654
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 1: There's nothing else known about it, Like we really are

655
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:17,160
Speaker 1: just like forgotten about and and and I'm not expecting

656
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:22,520
Speaker 1: men to know everything about our cycles, even though I

657
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:28,560
Speaker 1: will say I'm fascinated by men's like calm their penises,

658
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:32,239
Speaker 1: the like what is in a penis? What the like?

659
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:36,120
Speaker 1: I know everything I feel like about men's anatomy because

660
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 1: I'm fascinated by it. But men are kind of just like,

661
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:43,760
Speaker 1: don't ask, don't tell, And it's it's an immature way

662
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 1: to look at it. But when if our dicks were

663
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 1: bleeding a lot, you want to want to think, oh,

664
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:51,920
Speaker 1: I'm about to blow this thing that was just bleeding

665
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:54,080
Speaker 1: a ton. And I know that sounds bad, but I

666
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 1: hate blood, like a lot of people hate Oh yeah,

667
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,960
Speaker 1: you have the you're scared of blood? Yeah, I mean

668
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people don't love blood unless

669
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 1: you're a vampire or you're just a dirty little man,

670
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 1: like like you know what I mean. Like blood, you

671
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:10,960
Speaker 1: just want to kind of compartiamentalize, Like there's the vagina

672
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 1: for for eating and fucking and doing great things, and

673
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:18,520
Speaker 1: then there's a time where it's bleeding and it's like

674
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:20,719
Speaker 1: there's you know what, I don't know, I mean it

675
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 1: sounds bad. It's like get over. It would be seven

676
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:26,320
Speaker 1: tampons for the whole time. And how long does the

677
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:32,760
Speaker 1: period last? Seven days? No? Um? Really heavy ones? Okay,

678
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:39,360
Speaker 1: like yeah, about five days? Um? How uh day? Or

679
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:43,480
Speaker 1: maybe two the first couple of days okay, right right,

680
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 1: it's yeah, I mean I guess what I mean. Today,

681
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:52,400
Speaker 1: I've already been through four and it's and it's I

682
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:55,080
Speaker 1: put one in last night and on my fourth and

683
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:58,799
Speaker 1: it's thirty here, and so it's been a heavy So

684
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 1: each time you bleed to how do you know you

685
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 1: have to get a new one? Is it just said

686
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:09,839
Speaker 1: the older I get, the more carnage there is down there?

687
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 1: Um uh so? And then I would say tomorrow will

688
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:19,280
Speaker 1: probably go So today I'll probably go through like six

689
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 1: or seven and it's a heavy day. Tomorrow will probably

690
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 1: be the same. The next day will probably be four,

691
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:29,839
Speaker 1: The next day will maybe be three two, and then

692
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 1: I'll probably question I want to learn more. The heavier,

693
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:36,759
Speaker 1: the heavier campon when the super one, right, they come

694
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 1: in like different. It's based on the size of your

695
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:49,719
Speaker 1: vagina's blood. Rick Lassman, did you see his video that

696
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:53,720
Speaker 1: he did? He was like he put like his camera

697
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,759
Speaker 1: on the tampon shelf and he like films me. I

698
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:59,480
Speaker 1: saw that. You can see it on his Instagram. But

699
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:04,280
Speaker 1: he filmed himself, like, you know, looking buying his girlfriend tampons,

700
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 1: and this like hot girl walks by and he's like,

701
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,880
Speaker 1: excuse me, can you help me? Um, I don't know

702
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:11,839
Speaker 1: what size to get my girlfriend. And she's like, well

703
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:16,680
Speaker 1: what sizes? And he goes her vagina hole and she's

704
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 1: like yeah, he's like it's pretty big, like he was,

705
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:22,520
Speaker 1: you know, he's joking about girl friend. But the girl thought.

706
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 1: The girl was just I think so awkward. She kind

707
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 1: of misunderstood what he was saying. Did you watch it? Noah?

708
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:30,520
Speaker 1: Were you like that girl's got it wrong. It's not

709
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 1: about your badge hole, Like if you buy super tampons,

710
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 1: it does not. I mean, I'm guessing if you have

711
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:38,400
Speaker 1: a very very tight badge that is like there's actually

712
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:41,759
Speaker 1: a term for it. It's medical term where it's like

713
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:44,520
Speaker 1: your vagina is so tight you have to like stretch it,

714
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:46,839
Speaker 1: like you can't even have sex. And that's a different thing.

715
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:49,759
Speaker 1: But most women, I would guess those women would have

716
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:52,719
Speaker 1: struggle with a super tampon. But most women, you can

717
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 1: put any size up there and it's not it's it's

718
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 1: definitely not putting a super up on a light day.

719
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:01,839
Speaker 1: Do you have to buy could you buy less if

720
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:04,160
Speaker 1: you buy the Super one and just let it fill

721
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 1: up with more blood throughout the day, or do you

722
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:09,080
Speaker 1: need to get it out of there? Like have you

723
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:11,239
Speaker 1: ever thought about the cost effectiveness of going with the

724
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:14,239
Speaker 1: bigger ones to put a super because it's so much

725
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:17,719
Speaker 1: cotton and like the worst part is like pulling out

726
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:21,719
Speaker 1: and dry tampon. You wanted to be wet when it

727
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:24,440
Speaker 1: comes out, like you wanted to have like and sometimes

728
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 1: this is another thing about tampas I don't understand. Sometimes

729
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 1: you take it out and only and it will be leaking.

730
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:33,440
Speaker 1: Let's say, like it starts leaking through Noah's face. Is

731
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 1: so funny. You are just very scrunched up, like you

732
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:41,120
Speaker 1: just ate up one of those warheads. You're just like, oh,

733
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:44,960
Speaker 1: but you still be leaking. It'll be leaking, and you'll

734
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,440
Speaker 1: go to take the tamp on out and you're like, oh,

735
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 1: this thing is gonna be soaked to the bone. And

736
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:51,799
Speaker 1: you pull it out and it's just one side has

737
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:53,920
Speaker 1: created a little channel and the rest is dry. And

738
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:57,840
Speaker 1: have you ever had that, but it's one side and

739
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 1: you're like, why didn't you use the other side before

740
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 1: it starts routing my panties or it looks like a

741
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:05,799
Speaker 1: like the top of a King Cone ice cream, you know,

742
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 1: there's like the vanilla, like a Neapolitan kind of thing.

743
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:18,360
Speaker 1: It's it's so true, like I just hate the ones

744
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:21,240
Speaker 1: though that are dry throughout except a little trickle down

745
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,200
Speaker 1: the side. They found a channel and then they get

746
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 1: to bleed through, and it's like you didn't use the

747
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 1: whole thing, and you know, tampon talk. We could go

748
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:31,080
Speaker 1: all day, but let's get to the news. You heard

749
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,719
Speaker 1: you heard it here at first Vote. Apparently you're having

750
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 1: a good time out there. Tuesday. You know what that means.

751
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:43,360
Speaker 1: It is Tuesday. I hope you're having all the swells

752
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 1: back to you know in Arizona. Seventy two degrees and dry.

753
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,880
Speaker 1: Thank you such a d D you forget if you

754
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 1: took a pill literally five minutes ago? Yes, so you

755
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 1: didn't take it, but I think I may have. I

756
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,800
Speaker 1: have to like count them because I got these yesterday,

757
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,880
Speaker 1: so there would be twenty nine if I didn't. Do

758
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:07,120
Speaker 1: you ever have to do that? Anyway? No, tell us

759
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:09,279
Speaker 1: our new story about account my a spiral acton on

760
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:13,200
Speaker 1: so I don't get sits during my period one two three, Okay. So,

761
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:17,840
Speaker 1: efficient sex, which is also known as a quickie in

762
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:23,400
Speaker 1: long term relationships, leaves couples with lower arousal, longing for

763
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:30,880
Speaker 1: more desire and having met orgasms. Quickies, yes, lead you

764
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 1: to have low arousal lower around like yeah, leaves leaves

765
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:41,080
Speaker 1: couples longing for more desire and the orgasms that they

766
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:47,200
Speaker 1: are having are just met the woman because I feel

767
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 1: like the guy with a quickie, he comes, he just

768
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:53,360
Speaker 1: he gets his. But you know what, like, let's be honest.

769
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:56,280
Speaker 1: Sex is supposed part of sex is supposed to build

770
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:59,880
Speaker 1: intimacy with partners, and if you're having quickies, you're just

771
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 1: getting It's only part of the goal of sex, which

772
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:07,640
Speaker 1: is to come is getting complete, Like it is something

773
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 1: that I require to like build trust and closeness and

774
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:15,279
Speaker 1: a bond with my partner, and if we're just having quickies,

775
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:18,040
Speaker 1: that is going to be completely left off the table.

776
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:21,319
Speaker 1: It doesn't mean that quickies aren't efficient because sometimes I

777
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:24,520
Speaker 1: don't have the time for a bonding, really intimate sex

778
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 1: session and I just want him to get his or

779
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:30,120
Speaker 1: for me to get mine and call it a day.

780
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:34,719
Speaker 1: But um, yeah that I feel like that checks out. Um,

781
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 1: but man, quickies, Thank God for him. Some times I

782
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:42,759
Speaker 1: I like, um, I'll avoid sex because I just want

783
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 1: a quickie at the time, not just for maybe for

784
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 1: selfish reasons, but like I just don't want it to

785
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 1: be like a horror But other reason would there be?

786
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:56,759
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm just trying to think quickie for her,

787
00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:02,840
Speaker 1: yet quickie for me to kind all the tearing all day.

788
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:05,480
Speaker 1: I just want more time to go to the soup kitchen.

789
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:19,880
Speaker 1: Oh um no, but yeah before the before the boat sings. No.

790
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:23,080
Speaker 1: But like I I think I like avoid sex sometimes

791
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 1: because they are it's usually a long session. Like maybe,

792
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:29,960
Speaker 1: how do you like should I bring up I would

793
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,960
Speaker 1: like to just be a quickie, like you know what

794
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,560
Speaker 1: I mean, Like I do it all the time, Like,

795
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:38,000
Speaker 1: um yeah, I I feel the same way. Like sometimes

796
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:41,480
Speaker 1: sex has to like it feels like my partner is

797
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:45,800
Speaker 1: such a giving person that it I like I feel

798
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:48,239
Speaker 1: the need to like I have to come and like

799
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 1: I have to and sometimes for me that's very hard

800
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,640
Speaker 1: to get to that place, Like it takes a lot

801
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:54,920
Speaker 1: and it's going to take at least fifteen minutes of

802
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:59,239
Speaker 1: four play or whatever, and then sometimes one isn't enough

803
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:03,960
Speaker 1: and we want more and and and I think the communication,

804
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:05,839
Speaker 1: here's the thing that I want to put out there

805
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:09,040
Speaker 1: that I was going to try to make into a bit,

806
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:11,120
Speaker 1: but I think it is very relatable and I want

807
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:13,759
Speaker 1: someone to I want just to put it out there.

808
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 1: Because I was talking to my girlfriends on the girls

809
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:19,879
Speaker 1: Chat and I said, how often do you guys come

810
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:24,440
Speaker 1: during like sex, like every time? And they all were like, yeah,

811
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:27,520
Speaker 1: every time? And I go, oh, okay, and some of

812
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:30,800
Speaker 1: them go, actually, not every time, and so I go, okay,

813
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:33,880
Speaker 1: so if you when you don't come, does your partner

814
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:39,719
Speaker 1: know that you don't come? And all of them said no, no, um,

815
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:42,400
Speaker 1: he he knows, he knows I don't don't come. And

816
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:47,360
Speaker 1: I go, really, so you tell him while you're having sex, babe,

817
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:52,840
Speaker 1: I'm I'm not gonna come. And they go not, well, now,

818
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 1: like I And then we realized that women don't often

819
00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 1: say babe, I'm not to come, like it's not gonna

820
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:03,480
Speaker 1: happen this time. And let me just say, every single

821
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 1: woman and probably a lot of men, feel this way

822
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 1: where you just know it's not going to happen, or

823
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,400
Speaker 1: it's just gonna be too much effort and you just

824
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:14,240
Speaker 1: want them to get there's but you don't want to say, babe,

825
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:16,799
Speaker 1: I'm not going to come, because you can tell that

826
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:21,439
Speaker 1: they care about you having a good time and that

827
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:23,600
Speaker 1: maybe it would cut the mood a little bit too

828
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:25,960
Speaker 1: much in the middle of it, say I'm not going

829
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,680
Speaker 1: to come, why don't you just finish up? So then

830
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:34,319
Speaker 1: women present an orgasm, which leaves the shadow of a

831
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 1: doubt that you present, a you present. What we realize

832
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 1: is that what girls do is they they don't fake

833
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:46,880
Speaker 1: orgasms because you're not supposed to do that, And we

834
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:50,360
Speaker 1: don't do that because we don't want to lie. But

835
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:55,759
Speaker 1: we leave. We leave exactly. We do enough of a

836
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 1: thing that if you asked us if we came, we

837
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:00,319
Speaker 1: would say, no, we didn't come. But we know you're

838
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:02,680
Speaker 1: not going to ask. But we grip the sheets in

839
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:04,799
Speaker 1: a way, we grip your arm in a way, we

840
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:07,680
Speaker 1: make a squeal in a way that is not insincere,

841
00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 1: because that squeal it can happen outside of an orgasm.

842
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:17,719
Speaker 1: But we know that you might think that it's an

843
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:21,959
Speaker 1: orgasm and that that is enough, And we instead of saying, Babe,

844
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,560
Speaker 1: I'm not going to come. We might just amp up

845
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:30,680
Speaker 1: our you know, our enthusiasm to convince you in your

846
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:36,279
Speaker 1: head that possibility of an orgasm has happened. And it's

847
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:38,520
Speaker 1: not a fake because if you were to ask us

848
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 1: if we came, we would say no, we did not,

849
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:43,439
Speaker 1: but we don't want you to ask. It's like it's

850
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:48,440
Speaker 1: a it's an orgasm biomission. It is. It's not lying,

851
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 1: but it's not. It's not exactly saying I'm not gonna come.

852
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:52,840
Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm saying? No? What do you

853
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:55,400
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about? Me? Okay? Yes? And I

854
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:57,880
Speaker 1: want to tell you And this was very helpful to

855
00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:02,359
Speaker 1: me to have a conversation about it, and I let

856
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:04,880
Speaker 1: av No, I'm like, I don't like sex for me

857
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,880
Speaker 1: is not always about the orgasm. Yeah, orgasm is the

858
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:10,680
Speaker 1: best feeling. But I think that's where like a time

859
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:13,759
Speaker 1: limit comes in because I have a certain threshold and

860
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:16,120
Speaker 1: after a certain amount of time, I'm just like over it.

861
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:18,680
Speaker 1: But I told him I don't have to come every

862
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:21,880
Speaker 1: single time we have sex. Yes, yes, that is a

863
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:26,680
Speaker 1: conversation I've had as well. But there is something about um,

864
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 1: I feel like sometimes and and thank God for men,

865
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 1: by the way that are like this, and I would

866
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:35,279
Speaker 1: have it no other way. I feel like it is

867
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:38,759
Speaker 1: important for a lot of men during sex to have

868
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:41,399
Speaker 1: their women have a good time before they have their

869
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:43,920
Speaker 1: good time, and that is most of the men that

870
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,480
Speaker 1: I've been with have been very adamant about that. And

871
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 1: sometimes I go, I don't need to go on this

872
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:53,960
Speaker 1: roller coaster. I will watch you from down here and

873
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 1: I'll stand by the splash zone so when you come

874
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:58,440
Speaker 1: down in the log I get a little wet and

875
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 1: I get a little bit of the fun. But that's

876
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:02,360
Speaker 1: what's gonna be fun for me is watching you have

877
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:04,360
Speaker 1: the fun. And I'll buy the little photo afterwards and

878
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:05,800
Speaker 1: we'll hang it on the fridge if you having a

879
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 1: good time. And there any thoughts, I mean, I think

880
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 1: I think what happens is if that conversation happens, you know, hey, look,

881
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:17,920
Speaker 1: I don't need to come every time. I think it

882
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 1: relieves the guy a little bit because I feel like,

883
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 1: as a guy, there's so much ego involved, like I

884
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:26,880
Speaker 1: made her come, oh yeah, you know, oh she comes

885
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:29,520
Speaker 1: all right, yeah, And or they'll ask you while it's happened,

886
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 1: like or right after it happened like you came right? Yeah,

887
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:37,200
Speaker 1: and it's like more like a stop that can I

888
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:41,400
Speaker 1: just like any men listening, either she did and you

889
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:44,480
Speaker 1: know it, or she left a gray area and it

890
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 1: is for interpretation. Do not ask if you don't want

891
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 1: to know the answer, and do not ask if you

892
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 1: don't want her to lie to you. I don't like

893
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:54,799
Speaker 1: that question afterwards, like you came right. It's very insecure

894
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:56,799
Speaker 1: because a lot of most of the time it gets

895
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:59,839
Speaker 1: it gets asked. I go, of course I did, Like

896
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:02,839
Speaker 1: what did you think that was? Why do you think

897
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:07,239
Speaker 1: we're there's actor? Yeah? You think I pissed the bed?

898
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 1: Was there? That? Did I sit on a water? But

899
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:16,480
Speaker 1: when a guy comes, you know, you know, for everything,

900
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:20,799
Speaker 1: you have to have so easy tonight, wa are we

901
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:26,840
Speaker 1: going through clear? And it is clear? It's not the

902
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 1: T S A P or clear clear check. Um, it

903
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:40,239
Speaker 1: all comes back around. I do love quickies, though, I've

904
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:43,160
Speaker 1: really got to say, I think, um, you know, we

905
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:46,400
Speaker 1: talked about it before, but a man finishing up quickly

906
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 1: is so flattering to me. I will never not feel very,

907
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:57,479
Speaker 1: very pretty after a guy finishes quickly. It always makes

908
00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 1: me feel like the bell of the ball. I'm just like,

909
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:02,400
Speaker 1: even if I wanted to come, and they're just like,

910
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:05,840
Speaker 1: I can't contain it. Even better, Yeah, I'm so hot.

911
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:10,239
Speaker 1: He can't help it. It feels amazing. Okay, we gotta

912
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:13,040
Speaker 1: go to break and we'll come back with some reddit dump.

913
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:15,480
Speaker 1: I think that sounds like a good idea. Be back

914
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:21,279
Speaker 1: right up of the Alright, let's get to it. It's

915
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:27,359
Speaker 1: time for Reddit dump. Dumb it karaoke mode. This is

916
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:36,080
Speaker 1: your reddit dum alright, So it's reddit time everyone. And

917
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 1: so last time we did um, we did talk. We

918
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:41,960
Speaker 1: did talk one about one a couple weeks ago, and

919
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 1: we talked about the best um songs to make love to.

920
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:50,799
Speaker 1: And at the time we were going through it, I

921
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:54,600
Speaker 1: remembered this reddit post about a certain song that someone

922
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:56,560
Speaker 1: had written about, and I, you know, in the middle

923
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:57,840
Speaker 1: of the segment, I was like, oh, I want to

924
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:00,880
Speaker 1: google it, but it's just too late and it's too distracting.

925
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 1: I want to be a part of the conversation. So

926
00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:05,160
Speaker 1: I didn't look it up. But luckily a bestie wrote

927
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:06,680
Speaker 1: to me and was like, dude, you got to see

928
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:10,040
Speaker 1: the subreddit about this, this whole topic about your top

929
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:11,799
Speaker 1: one bottom one. And I go this is it. This

930
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 1: is the one I remember. This is the one I

931
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:16,640
Speaker 1: would have looked up to share with people. So what

932
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:19,000
Speaker 1: happened on this subredit? No, will you explain it because

933
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:20,400
Speaker 1: I don't have it in front of me. What this

934
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:24,600
Speaker 1: person said? This guy wrote in to read it this

935
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 1: tragic story. Um, yeah, about how he played this song

936
00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:35,239
Speaker 1: that he really really loves um during sex and his

937
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 1: girlfriend hated it. And he goes, it's like a whole

938
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:42,359
Speaker 1: like post and you feel so much sympathy for him.

939
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:45,480
Speaker 1: And then he goes, this is the song, by the way,

940
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:48,319
Speaker 1: and um, I think I could probably yeah. And by

941
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 1: the way, the guy's story was so sad. He was

942
00:49:50,719 --> 00:49:53,000
Speaker 1: just like, I had no idea. I thought she liked

943
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:55,120
Speaker 1: it all along. Every time we had sex, I would

944
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:57,600
Speaker 1: be played this song. And everyone's kind of like feeling

945
00:49:57,640 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 1: for this guy. And then he tells the song and

946
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:05,160
Speaker 1: this the song. That's so weird to play the same

947
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:08,239
Speaker 1: song over and over again every time you fuck. This

948
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:17,919
Speaker 1: guy was a part of it right here comes it's

949
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:27,040
Speaker 1: so bad. Can you imagine I agree with the girlfriend?

950
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:34,600
Speaker 1: That's what that is. It's totally in the post. He

951
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 1: said that he would thrust his hips in sync with

952
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:53,320
Speaker 1: the music. So just picture this poor kid. Wait, no,

953
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:55,600
Speaker 1: what can you can send me the post because I

954
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:57,479
Speaker 1: want to read some of the things that people wrote

955
00:50:57,520 --> 00:50:59,839
Speaker 1: and like how devastated this kid was. The funniest part

956
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:03,360
Speaker 1: was how clueless this kid was, because he really was

957
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:05,640
Speaker 1: just looking for more of people, being like, I can't

958
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:07,400
Speaker 1: believe she would do that to man, and then he

959
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 1: just got fucking trashed in it. If the guy puts

960
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:15,600
Speaker 1: a song like that on, how quickly do you tell them? Look,

961
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 1: I noticed might ruin the mood, but I don't want to.

962
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:19,239
Speaker 1: I don't want to that song. Like, do you tell

963
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:21,319
Speaker 1: him right away? I mean, it depends how many times

964
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:24,480
Speaker 1: you've had second, I mean, Andrew, you went on a

965
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:27,480
Speaker 1: date with me once and the guy said cool beans?

966
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:29,719
Speaker 1: And I told him right after he said it, did

967
00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:32,560
Speaker 1: you just say cool beans? And he said it was

968
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:34,880
Speaker 1: not right after. It was probably a minute, but I

969
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:37,319
Speaker 1: couldn't shake it, and the conversation I continued, but I

970
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:41,319
Speaker 1: went back to it and I said, what I go,

971
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:44,480
Speaker 1: did was that ironic? Or like? Do you mean that?

972
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:45,799
Speaker 1: And he was like I mean it? And I was

973
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:49,799
Speaker 1: like I realized, what did I say? I go, you

974
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:52,239
Speaker 1: can't do that? You gotta get rid of that. You

975
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 1: can't say cool beans. So yes, I would, I would

976
00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 1: start laughing immediately. So this guy's like a little backstory.

977
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:00,400
Speaker 1: When I first started having sex, I reached, or should

978
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:02,400
Speaker 1: aways to be better as I was a little stiff

979
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:05,600
Speaker 1: and that I searched love making songs and started slowly

980
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:07,840
Speaker 1: creating a playlist in which I was comfortable matching the

981
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:12,759
Speaker 1: rhythm and which I was comfortable matching the rhythm. He said,

982
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:14,799
Speaker 1: there are a few songs to my playlist. However, there

983
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 1: is one song in particular, which actually happens to be

984
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:20,319
Speaker 1: my favorite, that my girlfriend hates. I don't. I don't

985
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 1: understand why it has taken her two years to tell

986
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:24,480
Speaker 1: me she ates a song. It's a it's it's a

987
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:27,719
Speaker 1: good love making song with a good rhythm. I feel

988
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:30,040
Speaker 1: the way I feel the way I funked up is

989
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 1: I could have possibly asked her previously if she liked

990
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:34,320
Speaker 1: the playlist or any songs she'd like to add or change.

991
00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:36,560
Speaker 1: But to leave it for two years thinking our sex

992
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:38,319
Speaker 1: life is great but in her eyes has just been

993
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 1: ruined by my music has left the whole situation feeling

994
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 1: awkward and I'm a bit annoyed. I pretty much played

995
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:46,879
Speaker 1: this tune every single time, to the amount of times

996
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:48,880
Speaker 1: she must have not have been enjoying it when I

997
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:53,560
Speaker 1: thought the complete opposite is annoying but also embarrassing. So then, um,

998
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:56,640
Speaker 1: someone wrote, no way can someone be this clueless? No way?

999
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:58,799
Speaker 1: I refused to believe it. First, you shouldn't be playing

1000
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:00,680
Speaker 1: the same song every time you bang. Second, it should

1001
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 1: never be the song. It's absurd that this even this

1002
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:07,040
Speaker 1: was even thought of joke or not. But it wasn't

1003
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:09,920
Speaker 1: a joke. People go I listened to the song and

1004
00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:17,480
Speaker 1: literally have tears in my eyes from cracking. I'm just

1005
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:20,719
Speaker 1: picturing his hit, like moving to that beat. It's such

1006
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 1: a funny beat. Well, a lot of people took it

1007
00:53:24,719 --> 00:53:28,160
Speaker 1: and like put it to different like you know, mimiced

1008
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:30,040
Speaker 1: what it would look like on TikTok and it was

1009
00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:33,680
Speaker 1: really it was really great. Um, he said, Okay, this

1010
00:53:33,719 --> 00:53:35,480
Speaker 1: exploded more than I expected and has been a bit

1011
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:37,720
Speaker 1: overwhelming with the messages, but I thought i'd give an update.

1012
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:41,200
Speaker 1: The attention hasn't been exactly positive, and this hasn't hasn't

1013
00:53:41,239 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 1: been the best thing to happen for my relationship, and

1014
00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:46,719
Speaker 1: now it's sadly ended, Oh, I didn't expected to blow

1015
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:48,759
Speaker 1: up so much. I should have used an anonymous name

1016
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:51,160
Speaker 1: instead of my real name and our real ages. There

1017
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:55,200
Speaker 1: aren't many year old Tyler's Tyler life's who are in

1018
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:57,560
Speaker 1: a relationship with their significant other for two years who

1019
00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 1: was twenty. Unfortunately, her younger sister wreck unized this and

1020
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:03,319
Speaker 1: showed her parents, who weren't happy at all and made

1021
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:08,720
Speaker 1: the situation extremely awkward. Tyler. What made it more awkward

1022
00:54:08,719 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 1: and cemented the fact that it was me, is that

1023
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:16,160
Speaker 1: they recognized the song. Once in a family dinner, we

1024
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:18,920
Speaker 1: were discussing music taste and my ex girlfriends saying that

1025
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:21,040
Speaker 1: I have an odd taste of music. Everyone laughed and

1026
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:23,160
Speaker 1: pressed me to play something from my phone of what

1027
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:26,000
Speaker 1: I like, to which I blessed their ears with CB

1028
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:28,280
Speaker 1: A T which is the name of the song. I guess.

1029
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:30,719
Speaker 1: Her father laughed and said it was terrible. I guess

1030
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:33,200
Speaker 1: we all have different tastes. Although I nodded an agreement,

1031
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:34,600
Speaker 1: at the time, I was thinking in my head that

1032
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:37,480
Speaker 1: this is a great fucking song. We are over now

1033
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:39,799
Speaker 1: and I am moving on. I already revealed my face

1034
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:42,160
Speaker 1: on TikTok, but with the amount of hate I originally got.

1035
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:45,719
Speaker 1: I decided to say I didn't have it and backtracked.

1036
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:47,680
Speaker 1: I don't think the song is that bad and I

1037
00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:49,960
Speaker 1: had no idea she didn't like it until recently, and

1038
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,279
Speaker 1: as soon as I did, I stopped. I didn't force her.

1039
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:55,960
Speaker 1: Not not all can handle it. I know it's different.

1040
00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:59,320
Speaker 1: I know a lot have asked for face revealing playlist.

1041
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:01,680
Speaker 1: My playlist actually burned onto a CD and have been

1042
00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:03,600
Speaker 1: using my CD player. But I'll go on YouTube and

1043
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:07,040
Speaker 1: trial link to the songs. Um. Yeah, so he wrote

1044
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:11,759
Speaker 1: two long, don't I mean, do you think this is real?

1045
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:13,960
Speaker 1: This kid is like, I don't know, it sounds that

1046
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:16,799
Speaker 1: sounds fake. That part sounds fake to me. Now it

1047
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:19,759
Speaker 1: makes me question it all really, so hope. Well, the

1048
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:22,760
Speaker 1: dinner thing, it just seems almost like two on the nose,

1049
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:24,680
Speaker 1: A lot of these things. And then I burned it

1050
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:26,520
Speaker 1: and put it on it. You know, sometimes though, I

1051
00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:32,360
Speaker 1: think that things that are too liked be more outrageous,

1052
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:34,120
Speaker 1: Like it would have been a funnier story than that. That

1053
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:36,920
Speaker 1: That was kind of story I know that is when

1054
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:39,319
Speaker 1: you're good. Here's the thing you know would be really

1055
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:42,360
Speaker 1: funny before we all have sex. The next time we

1056
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:44,560
Speaker 1: have sex, Let's put that song. Don't tell him, don't

1057
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:46,239
Speaker 1: tell your partner, just put it on and and be like, hey, yeah,

1058
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:50,120
Speaker 1: maybe we could and see how quickly. Let's let's all

1059
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:53,600
Speaker 1: see how long. Okay, I'll try it. Let's do a

1060
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:58,279
Speaker 1: version or something. But I think I should do this.

1061
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:02,680
Speaker 1: It's called CB eight he or C B A T

1062
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:07,799
Speaker 1: Yeah by Hudson Mohawk Hudson Mohawks, and I think the

1063
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:15,919
Speaker 1: albums everyone, everyone, everyone, Next time you have sex, put

1064
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:18,400
Speaker 1: this song on and write to us and let us

1065
00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:22,600
Speaker 1: know how it goes. All right, That is the that's

1066
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:25,680
Speaker 1: the new challenge. Okay. So this next one is from

1067
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:28,279
Speaker 1: ask men, and it said men have Reddit, what is

1068
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:30,719
Speaker 1: one thing that you keep from your significant other that

1069
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:34,600
Speaker 1: could end the relationship? Um? And there were just some

1070
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 1: interesting answers that I kind of liked, Okay. One said

1071
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:38,359
Speaker 1: I don't like her mother. To me, she's a bad

1072
00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:40,200
Speaker 1: person who tries to see the bad and others and

1073
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:44,320
Speaker 1: who sees people who work as service as who see

1074
00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:47,680
Speaker 1: she's a person who sees people who work as service, retail, etcetera.

1075
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:49,520
Speaker 1: As below her. I've yet to hear her say something

1076
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:52,840
Speaker 1: nice about someone who isn't herself. If you felt that

1077
00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:59,160
Speaker 1: way about your significant others parents, would you say something

1078
00:57:00,719 --> 00:57:03,680
Speaker 1: that'd be tough? I don't know if I could, because

1079
00:57:03,719 --> 00:57:05,200
Speaker 1: then you just have to live with that, and then

1080
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:08,520
Speaker 1: every time you go and visit. There's my thing. If

1081
00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:10,640
Speaker 1: you're in a relationship with someone whose mother is that

1082
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:16,960
Speaker 1: terrible and terrible like that around, I would hope my

1083
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:20,040
Speaker 1: significant other would see it as well and kind of

1084
00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:22,720
Speaker 1: go that sucks about her. And I don't know if

1085
00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:26,480
Speaker 1: I could be with someone who was so blind and

1086
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:29,360
Speaker 1: like in love with their mother that they couldn't admit

1087
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:33,960
Speaker 1: their mom was a stone cold cunt. Sometimes my argument

1088
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,760
Speaker 1: with my argument would be though I've lived with it,

1089
00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:39,800
Speaker 1: I understand it, I'm self aware enough to know it.

1090
00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:41,960
Speaker 1: I don't need to hear it from you as well.

1091
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:44,040
Speaker 1: On top of me having to deal with it, I

1092
00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:46,680
Speaker 1: think I would want to be able to have a

1093
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:50,680
Speaker 1: couple talk about it and process it. And I would

1094
00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:53,360
Speaker 1: also if you have a mother like that, you're definitely

1095
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:55,760
Speaker 1: going to have issues as a child that was raised

1096
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:58,440
Speaker 1: by someone like that. And if someone is not acknowledging

1097
00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:01,280
Speaker 1: that their mom is terrible and that way, they're also

1098
00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:06,920
Speaker 1: probably in denial of what things about them that they

1099
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:09,400
Speaker 1: got from their mom. Noah. Noah's nodding her head, and

1100
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:11,800
Speaker 1: Andrew's screen went blank, so I can't tell what he feels.

1101
00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:14,040
Speaker 1: But thank you Noah for your co sign on that

1102
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:18,520
Speaker 1: this is a great one. Okay, so this someone so again,

1103
00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:21,040
Speaker 1: the question is what is something if you're significant other?

1104
00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:22,920
Speaker 1: Fact that the one thing you can never tell your

1105
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:26,240
Speaker 1: significant other. This person said, the reason we are together

1106
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:28,520
Speaker 1: today is because I called to reconnect a couple of

1107
00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:31,560
Speaker 1: years after we broke up. I thought I was calling

1108
00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:37,920
Speaker 1: someone else. Would you so then they got together on

1109
00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:42,400
Speaker 1: an accident. They got back on an accident. Would you

1110
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:46,000
Speaker 1: want to know that if you were that person who

1111
00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:48,960
Speaker 1: you know, the boyfriend or girlfriend accidentally called but it

1112
00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:50,800
Speaker 1: ended up you got back together but they did not

1113
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:53,280
Speaker 1: know why? You know why? I would want to because

1114
00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:56,360
Speaker 1: I think that's a beautiful, like serendipity kind of ship,

1115
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:59,200
Speaker 1: Like that's actually kind of cool, Like that's someone that

1116
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:01,880
Speaker 1: I don't I wouldn't be hurt by that. I wouldn't

1117
00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:04,640
Speaker 1: either wouldn't either, Okay, I'm glad we agree on that.

1118
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:05,880
Speaker 1: I would kind of want that story. I think it

1119
00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:09,080
Speaker 1: would be like funnier. Even last night, Chris and I

1120
00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:12,840
Speaker 1: Chris and I, by the way, have um never made it.

1121
00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:16,120
Speaker 1: We've been together often on for nine years and the

1122
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:18,800
Speaker 1: biggest break we took was about three years. But even

1123
00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:21,720
Speaker 1: during that we kind of poured together at times. We

1124
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:27,080
Speaker 1: have never been together during Halloween. We have never in

1125
00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:31,920
Speaker 1: nine years that for some reason, I am so scared

1126
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:35,480
Speaker 1: of this Halloween. Every Halloween we joke about it like

1127
00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:38,200
Speaker 1: we've never made it. Like the first three times that happened,

1128
00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:40,520
Speaker 1: we would break up every day, like right before Halloween.

1129
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:44,080
Speaker 1: We would have, you know, parties planned, costumes planned, and

1130
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:46,400
Speaker 1: we would never make it. So I'm not kidding you.

1131
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:48,160
Speaker 1: I'm a little bit nervous. It's almost like a good

1132
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:51,760
Speaker 1: plot for a movie. Final thought, Wait, are you guys

1133
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:57,040
Speaker 1: living together now? Then? Ye, yes, we'll talk about that

1134
00:59:57,080 --> 01:00:01,640
Speaker 1: maybe tomorrow. Well we lived together before, so doesn't Oh

1135
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:05,520
Speaker 1: I didn't know you didn't and bed it as a

1136
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:07,919
Speaker 1: king bed, and so it last night we were Chris

1137
01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:10,640
Speaker 1: even goes it was really sweet. I was washing my

1138
01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:12,480
Speaker 1: face and he didn't realize how cute it was. But

1139
01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:15,680
Speaker 1: he goes, someday when people are like, what was the

1140
01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:17,840
Speaker 1: what was the second you knew you wanted to be

1141
01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:20,320
Speaker 1: with her? Forever, I'm going to tell him. When we

1142
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:22,760
Speaker 1: first slept in the king bed together, but I was

1143
01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:25,640
Speaker 1: just like, oh, he's planning for that question. The future

1144
01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:27,360
Speaker 1: was kind of cute. And then when we were saying

1145
01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:29,400
Speaker 1: I already planned the joke. When we went to bed,

1146
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:32,400
Speaker 1: I got in bed and we you know, rolled like

1147
01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:35,120
Speaker 1: he gets in bed and I go good night, good night,

1148
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:42,480
Speaker 1: I'll see you in the morning. And he loved it.

1149
01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:47,280
Speaker 1: He probably thought it. A baseball player lou garreg maybe

1150
01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:51,920
Speaker 1: why because there's a famous speech where he goes today today, Today,

1151
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:56,280
Speaker 1: I consider myself self self the luckiest man. It's like

1152
01:00:56,280 --> 01:01:01,840
Speaker 1: a famous until the name name that disease, after after me,

1153
01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:06,520
Speaker 1: after me, the worst thing you talk so on your

1154
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:10,919
Speaker 1: own saliva, and that's how you die. Okay, Well that's sad.

1155
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:17,120
Speaker 1: Um this continuing on this question for men about things

1156
01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:19,440
Speaker 1: they can't tell the significant other. Someone said, our extremely

1157
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:22,080
Speaker 1: high maintenance child has crippled our relationship. I really think

1158
01:01:22,080 --> 01:01:25,600
Speaker 1: we are both thinking this, but don't say it. Um Man,

1159
01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:29,920
Speaker 1: that sucks. Talk about that. Yeah, that's the thing. Why

1160
01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:33,400
Speaker 1: aren't people talking about things? But it's scary too. I

1161
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:37,520
Speaker 1: get it, it's scary too. Um Oh, this one's I

1162
01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:42,560
Speaker 1: kind of are Can we talk about the fact that

1163
01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:45,760
Speaker 1: our kid kind of sucks and it's hard and this

1164
01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:49,640
Speaker 1: wasn't what we expected it to be. You know, like

1165
01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:56,600
Speaker 1: you tell a kid a mother in law, you kind

1166
01:01:56,600 --> 01:02:01,120
Speaker 1: of go, this sucks. Let's just like unite in in

1167
01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:08,280
Speaker 1: laughing about how much this sucks. Sometimes. I guess I'll

1168
01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:09,880
Speaker 1: be able to try to have another kid in there

1169
01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:14,320
Speaker 1: like this one won't be high maintenance. Oh man. Shout

1170
01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:16,720
Speaker 1: out to every parent out there who has kids that

1171
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:18,760
Speaker 1: are way more high maintenance than you thought it would be.

1172
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:21,880
Speaker 1: I feel for you, and I see you. I don't

1173
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:24,560
Speaker 1: see you because you're you don't go out much, but um,

1174
01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:28,600
Speaker 1: I feel for you. So um. This other person said,

1175
01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:30,400
Speaker 1: if I were to be absolutely honest, it would be

1176
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:32,320
Speaker 1: the depth of my depression. My wife is great, but

1177
01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:34,040
Speaker 1: I don't think she can handle this. She doesn't know

1178
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:38,280
Speaker 1: that I spend months last year, uh crying. Every single day.

1179
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:40,880
Speaker 1: I would find a few minutes to myself in the shower,

1180
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:42,840
Speaker 1: in the bathroom, or just a few moments at work,

1181
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:45,200
Speaker 1: and I just think about how hopeless things were and

1182
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:47,760
Speaker 1: how unhappy I was. I keep fighting the depression. In

1183
01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:49,520
Speaker 1: most days are better than bad, but the bad days

1184
01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:51,960
Speaker 1: are soul crushing. I keep putting up a happy face

1185
01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:53,680
Speaker 1: because of our kids, but I'm afraid that this is

1186
01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:57,400
Speaker 1: going to crash me someday. That's very sad, and I

1187
01:02:57,400 --> 01:03:00,840
Speaker 1: think that's relatable. You know, people that just can't like

1188
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:02,920
Speaker 1: they don't think people will understand, or they think it

1189
01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:07,120
Speaker 1: will scare their partner. But I would probably recommend a

1190
01:03:08,280 --> 01:03:11,080
Speaker 1: disclosing that. I mean, it's been hard for me sometimes

1191
01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:15,479
Speaker 1: to tell my friends and family and my lover the

1192
01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:19,440
Speaker 1: depths of like how bad my depression gets. But I

1193
01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:23,440
Speaker 1: found that they can handle it pretty well, or like

1194
01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:29,080
Speaker 1: at least they people can understand. I guess, you know,

1195
01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:32,400
Speaker 1: I guess this guy is probably thinking that his wife

1196
01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:34,760
Speaker 1: will take it personally like he's depressed because of me.

1197
01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:37,800
Speaker 1: He suppressed because of our kids. I did this to him,

1198
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:43,680
Speaker 1: which is not how depressed right right, um but a

1199
01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:45,160
Speaker 1: lot of people gave him good advice. Is why I

1200
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:47,200
Speaker 1: love read it. It's just like such a helpful community.

1201
01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:49,720
Speaker 1: Um well, I guess if you look at it, like,

1202
01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:52,040
Speaker 1: if you do disclose it and you do put it

1203
01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:55,760
Speaker 1: out there, it will only get better after it's that

1204
01:03:55,840 --> 01:03:58,360
Speaker 1: awkwardness for the first two weeks where they think, oh,

1205
01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:01,680
Speaker 1: maybe it is me. You know, like if she's thinking, Okay,

1206
01:04:01,720 --> 01:04:04,400
Speaker 1: it's the situation you're in, but you're just gonna keep

1207
01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:09,160
Speaker 1: being depressed unless you disclose it, it's gonna be well,

1208
01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:11,200
Speaker 1: she's just gonna I mean, think of how many people

1209
01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:13,600
Speaker 1: their husbands just killed themselves and they go, I had

1210
01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:16,840
Speaker 1: no idea, And it's like, was that better than you

1211
01:04:17,160 --> 01:04:20,440
Speaker 1: maybe getting like scaring them and going to a hospital

1212
01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:22,480
Speaker 1: or something. But I don't know. I felt that way

1213
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:25,160
Speaker 1: before too. It's very tricky. Shout out to everyone who's

1214
01:04:25,160 --> 01:04:27,600
Speaker 1: depressed out there. I get it. Um. Okay, so this

1215
01:04:27,640 --> 01:04:29,320
Speaker 1: is what will end on like a happier now you're

1216
01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:34,120
Speaker 1: like this sad is like DJ like, shout out depressed.

1217
01:04:35,520 --> 01:04:38,480
Speaker 1: I'm maintenance kid. Let me give a shout out to

1218
01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:42,040
Speaker 1: every girl that bleeds too much. So many people are

1219
01:04:42,040 --> 01:04:44,920
Speaker 1: getting shout outs if they have birthdays, if they're getting

1220
01:04:44,920 --> 01:04:50,960
Speaker 1: married the next fall, all my people who are thinking

1221
01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:54,920
Speaker 1: of taking their own life at the shower tomorrow. Because

1222
01:04:55,160 --> 01:04:57,720
Speaker 1: let me just say, there's way more depressed people than

1223
01:04:57,760 --> 01:05:09,040
Speaker 1: there are people who are like geminis or whatever. It

1224
01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:12,520
Speaker 1: doesn't have a very memorable beat. Okay, So heading on

1225
01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:14,560
Speaker 1: a happy note, another thing. A guy said that he

1226
01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:17,680
Speaker 1: can't tell his girlfriend or wife. Sometimes I watch shows

1227
01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:21,120
Speaker 1: we're watching together without her because she is super extroverted

1228
01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:23,320
Speaker 1: and wants to talk to me during it. It usually

1229
01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:25,760
Speaker 1: starts as discussing the plot details and always ends up

1230
01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:28,320
Speaker 1: involving into her trying to give an entire ted duck.

1231
01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:31,800
Speaker 1: Enjoy having short exchanges of thoughts about the plot, but

1232
01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:34,080
Speaker 1: I prefer to watch and enjoy the story and then

1233
01:05:34,120 --> 01:05:37,400
Speaker 1: then discuss it after. Okay, and then another guy right

1234
01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:42,400
Speaker 1: after that says um. Sometimes I watched shows alone because

1235
01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:44,560
Speaker 1: I want to enjoy things without each scene or line

1236
01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:47,680
Speaker 1: having a seventy chance of being followed by a sarcasm

1237
01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:49,680
Speaker 1: or a joke. I love her humor, but sometimes it

1238
01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:52,920
Speaker 1: will distract from things I find sentimental or sad. I

1239
01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:57,080
Speaker 1: want to feel things too, And that one's from Chris Conbi. No,

1240
01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:02,640
Speaker 1: I'm I am. I love sniping at shows. I love

1241
01:06:02,680 --> 01:06:04,880
Speaker 1: like talking to them, but I pause, But I also

1242
01:06:04,960 --> 01:06:08,440
Speaker 1: realized that ruins the momentum um. I also acknowledge that

1243
01:06:08,480 --> 01:06:10,600
Speaker 1: if we're watching something like a Game of Thrones, I

1244
01:06:10,640 --> 01:06:14,200
Speaker 1: need to keep my trap shut and just let it,

1245
01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:16,640
Speaker 1: like if it's something very important to him, I will

1246
01:06:16,680 --> 01:06:19,560
Speaker 1: know to not talk, but we always I can always

1247
01:06:19,560 --> 01:06:21,280
Speaker 1: tell when he's about to talk because he'll look to

1248
01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:24,200
Speaker 1: me and he'll just go and then I know to

1249
01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:26,360
Speaker 1: just pause it and we go, what are you thinking? Like,

1250
01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:28,840
Speaker 1: we have a good little shorthand now, do you I

1251
01:06:28,880 --> 01:06:34,480
Speaker 1: would not want to be director's kind of thing. Yes, yeah,

1252
01:06:34,560 --> 01:06:37,160
Speaker 1: I don't. You know. This happened the other day, and

1253
01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:39,720
Speaker 1: I think I put it into like because it was

1254
01:06:39,760 --> 01:06:42,320
Speaker 1: like I do it too, though, especially if I, like

1255
01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:45,040
Speaker 1: I want to get caught up. There's nothing worse than

1256
01:06:45,080 --> 01:06:47,040
Speaker 1: the guy that wants to get caught up or the

1257
01:06:47,120 --> 01:06:49,640
Speaker 1: girl that's like, so wait, I didn't see last episode,

1258
01:06:49,680 --> 01:06:51,320
Speaker 1: so tell me, like where are they at right now?

1259
01:06:51,480 --> 01:06:54,200
Speaker 1: And it's like, well, could you have asked me before

1260
01:06:54,240 --> 01:06:57,439
Speaker 1: this show started? Like why is this happening here? Oh?

1261
01:06:57,520 --> 01:07:01,000
Speaker 1: That person sucks and I'm sorry that I was that person. Yeah.

1262
01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:03,720
Speaker 1: There night we were watching what's this movie? It was

1263
01:07:03,760 --> 01:07:06,400
Speaker 1: a scary movie to watch her. Have you seen it? Oh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: no I haven't yet. We tried to download it. Yes,

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Speaker 1: it's it's a mini series, right, it's on Netflix. It's

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Speaker 1: on Netflix, right, so it's like multiple episodes, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: like eight episodes yeah, okay, that's not a movie. No,

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Speaker 1: it's not a movie. Yeah, okay, so the is it scary?

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Speaker 1: It's cheesy. I wouldn't recommend it, although I love but

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Speaker 1: the same guy that did Dahmer did it right, Ryan

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Speaker 1: Murphy number one and two things on that Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's insane anyway, So it happened during it, Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: didn't see like three episodes, so I'm like watching. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: so wait, so okay, so who killed so they showed

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Speaker 1: up and like why is he there? Like what happened there? Okay,

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Speaker 1: So you're asking things because you are probably on TikTok

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Speaker 1: to and kind of missing stuff, right, I'll never forget

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Speaker 1: Andrew watching Narcos, and just as I'm in the kitchen,

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Speaker 1: I'm just kind of like watching him watching an ArkOS,

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Speaker 1: which is a subtitled only Spanish speaking show. Andrew does

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Speaker 1: not speak Spanish well, and he is on TikTok and

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Speaker 1: like getting distracted and won't even look up at the

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Speaker 1: screen for an entire scene and doesn't rewind it to

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Speaker 1: see what he missed. And I'm like, I can understand

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Speaker 1: if it was in English. That's weird. Al Right, guys,

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Speaker 1: we gotta go thank you for listening to the show today.

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Speaker 1: We'll be back tomorrow and Thursday. Don't even think we

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Speaker 1: won't have such a good week or day. We'll be

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Speaker 1: back tomorrow. We'll see you then, UM leave us a

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Speaker 1: fan trax. We'll listen to him Thursday, don't be cooked

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Speaker 1: and JA Okay, I like it. I have chosen Memphis

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Speaker 1: coming up. I don't think that's anywhere close to that,

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Speaker 1: but there you go. Tickets tickets,