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Speaker 1: God, it's so thirsty when podcasters like beg you to follow,

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Speaker 1: like subscribe, I would never do that.

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Speaker 2: That is gives me the ick.

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Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, the full show starts right now.

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Speaker 4: Oh man, we are so close to summer. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 4: it's Brooking Jeffrey in the morning. And we have a

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Speaker 4: tradition on this show where we all participate in something

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Speaker 4: called that you wouldn't Dare summertime Challenge.

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Speaker 2: Please we're to the Olympics or something.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Again, I don't want to go through the jacket.

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Speaker 4: It's tradition, Brook, don't scorn tradition. In a few weeks here,

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Speaker 4: we're going to be drawing names out of a hat

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Speaker 4: to find out who gets to dare.

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Speaker 6: Who Oh that's.

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Speaker 1: What it was.

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Speaker 3: I did not remember what we were talking about.

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Speaker 1: When you're Jack in the box like eight hundred times excited.

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Speaker 4: I am excited because if I pick Alexis, I think

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Speaker 4: I've already got her. Dare ready. See an Indian man

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Speaker 4: recently broke his own Guinness World Record, and I want

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Speaker 4: her to break his What is it?

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Speaker 6: Because he was.

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Speaker 4: Able to type out the entire alphabet in twenty five

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Speaker 4: point six six seconds. Using only a keyboard and his nose.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I say, that's not actually very fast typing, Jeff.

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Speaker 7: But then I can't type with my curlic nails, so

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Speaker 7: I need to use my nose.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Can you guys imagine the video of Alexis smashing her

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Speaker 4: face into a keyboard over and over and over again.

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Speaker 3: I think I got to memorize where the letters are.

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Speaker 4: Ye ready, yeah, look at the letters. It's going to

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Speaker 4: be the best dare season ever.

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Speaker 1: I love you. I love that this is the dare

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Speaker 1: that you're like. This is because you did a week

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Speaker 1: dare last year.

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Speaker 2: Remember you just had to sing around the office all day?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah yeah, but you filmed me the whole time,

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Speaker 4: broke you.

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Speaker 6: Were loving it.

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Speaker 1: It was really boring.

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Speaker 4: I am so excited, Alexis, you better start practicing and

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Speaker 4: text in seven five nine two.

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Speaker 2: No text, It was only your noses.

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Speaker 8: If you can.

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Speaker 4: If you have any good dare ideas for us to

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Speaker 4: challenge each other with, we might think about it.

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Speaker 6: Now let's move on and get into the job dollar

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Speaker 6: question of the day with our own.

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Speaker 4: Digital Jake, who has to film us doing all of

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Speaker 4: these dares. It's just as much punishment for him take

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Speaker 4: it away, Jake.

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Speaker 9: If you go back forty years to June of nineteen

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Speaker 9: eighty four, that summer was a huge moment in eighties.

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Speaker 4: Pop culture, really because.

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Speaker 9: That was the month that Ghostbusters and Gremlins hit movie

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Speaker 9: theaters Woes. They were filled with lots of fun tips

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Speaker 9: about how to battle scary ghouls and goblins, like don't

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's the dating tips too. Yeah, great rules of thumb.

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Speaker 9: Today, in honor of those two iconic movies, you'll need

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Speaker 9: to name the highest grossing supernatural movies of all time

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Speaker 9: in a special paranormal edition.

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Speaker 6: Plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 9: Okay, now I have the twenty biggest box office hits

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Speaker 9: and that means, yeah, they're pretty much all horror films. Okay,

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Speaker 9: you just got to name them to stay in the

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Speaker 9: game and the sober saves in play. So let's start

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Speaker 9: with the woman who is actively haunting the Instagram accounts

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Speaker 3: But I hought them from my fake account, that's the

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Okay, well, you said the word paranormal and that made

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Speaker 3: I thought, process, that's a stretch.

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Speaker 6: I don't know how you got there.

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Speaker 10: But paranormal activity, which makes me think of.

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Speaker 9: Though paranormal activity is not on my list just over

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Speaker 9: or its seables are not on the list.

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Speaker 10: I would be on it too.

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Speaker 6: Let's go over to Brook.

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Speaker 1: Shoot, So it's interesting because I don't know a ton

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Speaker 1: of like super scary movies, but I could think of

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Speaker 6: His hint was most of these are horror.

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Speaker 2: Films, most not all of them.

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Speaker 4: Count Panormal clowns Living in the short very normal? One

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Speaker 9: Bro, the one that came out in twenty seventeen grows

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Speaker 9: seven hundred and one million dollars.

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Speaker 6: Wow, oh the remake?

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Speaker 9: Let's go over to Jose Gosh.

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Speaker 11: I the one thing when you said, you know, paranorm

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Speaker 11: I thought of the sixth sense because of that scene.

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Speaker 11: When I remember I was a kid, I was like, oh,

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Speaker 11: I was the only one that didn't see it coming.

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Speaker 11: Everyone else is like, oh I knew, and I was like,

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Speaker 11: new what they were all ghosts?

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Speaker 10: Anyways, sixth sense.

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Speaker 9: The sixth sense is number two on my list. I

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Speaker 9: seventy two million dollars. One and two were off the

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Speaker 4: Jake does this sometimes where he gives us an intro

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Speaker 4: he brought up Ghostbusters as like an iconic film of

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Speaker 4: the eighties. I'm saying Ghostbusters is on the list.

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Speaker 9: Ghostbusters is number twenty on my list. Various stupe Jeffrey

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Speaker 9: came out in nineteen eighty four, made two hundred and

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Speaker 9: ninety five million dollars.

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Speaker 6: No other Ghostbusters is on the list. As a hint, okay,

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Speaker 6: you're going over to brook.

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Speaker 1: God, I'm so torn because I don't know if I

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Speaker 1: want to go like old like Exorcist, But did it

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Speaker 9: In the box, I was thinking the same I'll tell

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Speaker 9: it's made, if it's come back into theaters, that money

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Speaker 2: Does that mean I should answer it or does that.

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Speaker 6: Mean I should chase I just come back into theaters before.

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Speaker 1: Okay, give me Exorsus The.

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Speaker 9: Exorcist, number six on my list, four hundred and forty

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Speaker 9: one million dollars. Jose, geez man.

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Speaker 10: I don't know if it's paranormal, but this is a

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Speaker 9: Final Destination, Final Destination did not make the top twenty.

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Speaker 9: There are some franchises on here, though. Let's go to

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Speaker 9: Jeffery You Get the Wrong and Brooks winning the Spooky Edition.

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Speaker 4: I was too scared to watch this in theaters, and

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Speaker 4: all my friends went and saw it, but I didn't.

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Speaker 4: I don't know if it's on the list. I'm gonna

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Speaker 4: go with Blair Witch Projects.

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Speaker 12: Think of it.

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Speaker 9: The Blair Witch Project did not make the top twenty.

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Speaker 9: It did very well for what its budget was, but

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Speaker 9: did not make over two or ninety five million dollars.

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Speaker 9: That means brook you won the Paranormal edition twenty of twenty.

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Speaker 9: Let's go over some of these big movies, you guys.

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Speaker 9: Miss Number three was I Am Legend, Very Spooky Zombies,

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Speaker 9: World War Z, Brad Pitt Zombie Movie, IT Chapter two,

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Speaker 9: the second IT movie also made the top five. Was

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Speaker 9: Scary Signs was number seven. Prometheus The Nun Don't Know

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Speaker 9: what That's about? Sounds pretty scary. Hannibal A Quiet Place,

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Speaker 9: The Conjuring two made more than The Conjuring, The Resident Evil,

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Speaker 9: the Final Chapter, Annabelle Creation Van Helsing with You, Jackman,

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Speaker 9: Resident Evil, Afterlife, A Quiet Place Part two, and Just

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Speaker 9: came out last year. Five Nights at Freddy's.

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Speaker 1: I Cast where the Friendly Ghost on here, Glad I didn't.

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Speaker 6: I with j Lo and Ben Affleck Unnatural Parents.

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Speaker 4: Alex or No Brooke got it right, so she gets

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Speaker 4: to choose who gets shocked and whoever it is going

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Speaker 4: to be Singing Firework by Katie Perry.

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Speaker 2: Definitely Alexis. She needs her brain shocked.

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Speaker 3: Starbucks.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to pretend like I didn't hear, because baby.

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Speaker 3: You're a fine your work. Come on showing them what

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Speaker 4: That's your shot collar Question of.

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Speaker 12: The day brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: I love it when businesses do themed days. At the office,

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Speaker 4: like casual Fridays.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, you like that.

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Speaker 2: I thought every day was casual here.

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Speaker 4: is pretty tough to be more casual because half the

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Speaker 4: time Brooks shows up in a tattered pink bathrobe in

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Speaker 4: more casual holidays here. Maybe MANKINI mondays.

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Speaker 2: I knew you'd take it there, or fish.

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Speaker 4: Net Fridays okay for the men and for Wednesday. Huh No,

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Speaker 4: hats my head needs to be completely nude so that

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Speaker 4: you can see what's going on inside my mind. Casual style.

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Speaker 2: How did I not see that coming?

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Speaker 4: That was a weird term, so brand new. What's on

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Speaker 4: your mind? Hats off, everybody, we're doing it.

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Speaker 2: I got a naked head over here.

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Speaker 6: It's coming up next.

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Speaker 4: Are like the opposite of kidnappers because they demand parents

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Speaker 4: pay one hundred thousand dollars and if you don't, they'll

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Speaker 4: send your kid right back home. Don't pay it.

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Speaker 6: That's what's on my mind.

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Speaker 4: We're about to find out what my co hosts have

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Speaker 4: been thinking about as we go around the room, starting

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Speaker 4: with brook brook what's on your mind?

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Speaker 1: Oh, I had the most embarrassing moment at the grocery store. Yah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, oh you guys, it wappens.

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Speaker 3: Listen.

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Speaker 1: I always try to remember my reusable cloth grocery bags

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Speaker 1: because I'm trying to be a responsible citizen of the planet.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So I pile them all up.

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Speaker 1: And I throw them on the conveyor belt or whatever

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Speaker 1: bagging my stuff. Yea bags the first two rounds gets

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Speaker 1: to the gets to the file cloth bag, hold something

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Speaker 1: if it's like poisonous, Like wow, I look over. A

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Speaker 1: pair of my kids underwear were at the bottom of

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Speaker 1: and so it was in the laundry.

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Speaker 12: Yes.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I was so embarrassed. So I grabbed it really

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Speaker 10: No, it was a stupid math problem. Yeah, I saw

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Speaker 10: It's my new niche.

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Speaker 4: No stop, this is what social media has come to,

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Speaker 14: So?

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Speaker 7: I just finished my first season of volunteer track coaching.

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Speaker 7: And so the end of the season banquet just happened

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Speaker 4: Though there are you allowed to drink at that banquet?

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Speaker 12: No?

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Speaker 3: I was responsible at this job.

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Speaker 7: And the banquet ends and they come over and they

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Speaker 3: It's my first card coaching.

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Speaker 3: This is like what keeps people coming back?

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Speaker 12: You know.

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Speaker 3: I open it up and I have four signatures.

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Speaker 2: I was did you confront them?

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say to make them run as punishment

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Speaker 1: That's how you get the signature because anyone thought it

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Speaker 7: No, no, you coming back, whether they like it or not.

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Speaker 3: It's more signatures.

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Speaker 1: You All right, Jeffrey, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 4: Over the weekend, I was hanging out with some people

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Speaker 6: I hadn't thought about it in years.

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Speaker 8: Trauma.

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Speaker 1: I feel like all of your stories are so humiliating

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Speaker 4: Well, this was because the Usher song Yeah came on

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Speaker 16: And everyone's looking at me like okay, that's sure, and

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Speaker 16: I'm like, well, no, I mean lyrically, it's not like dense,

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Speaker 4: jeff And at the time, you know, there's no YouTube

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Speaker 1: They're all singing together.

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Speaker 16: So I called it with usher before everybody else got yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you lived that moment this weekend, I

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Speaker 6: We play the song?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: No, no, no?

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Speaker 2: Didn't he do a follow up?

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Speaker 4: Should That's what's on our minds? Text and seventy five

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Speaker 6: Been on yours?

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Speaker 12: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: I got a lot of texts coming in at seventy

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Speaker 4: This one says, YO can't get enough of the show,

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Speaker 4: upset every day when it ends at ten o'clock.

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Speaker 1: Nice, we've got a podcast. You can listen again yeah,

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Speaker 1: after the show. On the weekends, we do podcast exclusives

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Speaker 1: the podcast. There's four of us.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but personally we need a break from you. So

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Speaker 4: ten o'clock, let's let's call it quits for now. Another

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Speaker 4: text says, why is Jeff's manly voice so cringey?

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Speaker 2: I think that's just your voice.

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Speaker 4: Don't be scared of you. You just like it too much.

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Speaker 4: I think that's Another text came in says, I actually

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Speaker 6: Laffe face An, I'll take it.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean after so long.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I mean the US government uses it as a

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Speaker 6: We'll take it, and we'll keep taking Your text at seven, eight, five, nine.

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Speaker 12: Too freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: Well I knew this day would come.

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Speaker 4: Management sent me an email saying they need me to

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Speaker 10: Implement a younger and.

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Speaker 1: That's not why you put young at the beginning of

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Speaker 1: your name. This would never happen.

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Speaker 17: It's not enough, Jeffrey, it's not doing it.

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Speaker 6: Not getting my bird jokes.

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Speaker 2: Jokes.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to go younger with this tease. So

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Speaker 4: here we go, Here we go.

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Speaker 15: Up, fam, it's your boy avocado toast daddy. We about

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Speaker 15: to smash up a choogy segment. If your crushes like

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Speaker 15: big yikes, it's time for a glow up that when

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Speaker 4: Flow, it is so buff.

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Speaker 6: You gotta be the lulu not to clap back.

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Speaker 4: It's b OTD Battle of the Tinder Dates because acronyms

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Speaker 2: Did you just say the same letters over and over again.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's how young people talk. Brooke on the young Train.

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Speaker 1: Young talk, Young talk, young talk.

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Speaker 2: We did it.

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Speaker 4: Now for everybody else at the brand new Battle of

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Speaker 12: The question is whose love life is more tragic?

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Speaker 4: It's Battle of the Tinder Dates. It's the dating game

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Speaker 4: show that just invented an X rated cure for the hiccups.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, I'll show you if you ever need it.

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Speaker 4: I want to see all of the tender dates where

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Speaker 4: the rules in just a second. But first let's meet

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Speaker 4: today's contestants. In this corner, she likes her men like

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Speaker 4: Welcome as Benny Jenny, Hey.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand the run they're running away from you maybe.

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Speaker 4: And in the other corner, she has the same bedroom

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Speaker 18: Heyyss.

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Speaker 6: Here's how the game works.

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Speaker 4: One contestant, we'll start by telling one of their worst

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Speaker 4: dating stories than the other. We're trying and counter with

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Speaker 4: Gonna kick things off with eggs.

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Speaker 10: Benny Jenny, let's go does make me hungry?

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 19: So I went on this date with his guy. We

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Speaker 4: Oh, it was like Brooks parents first Grace, can.

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Speaker 18: So I'm at a guard's apartment and his phone starts

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Speaker 18: So he goes, Oh my god, that must be my

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Speaker 18: And then he's like, can you come to the door

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Speaker 18: with me? I kind of want to make her jealous,

453
00:21:14,119 --> 00:21:16,600
Speaker 18: and I was like, okay, I'll bite whatever.

454
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:18,760
Speaker 12: Game.

455
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:21,879
Speaker 18: So we like come up to the door and I

456
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:25,360
Speaker 18: open it and this woman is standing outside with a baby.

457
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Speaker 1: A baby, like.

458
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:27,679
Speaker 20: A whole baby.

459
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:30,200
Speaker 1: Oh I'm glad it wasn't half a baby.

460
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Speaker 2: That would actually be more concerning.

461
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Speaker 12: No.

462
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:36,320
Speaker 18: We were both floored, obviously, and both very surprised. And

463
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:38,399
Speaker 18: then she goes, it's your turn today.

464
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:44,360
Speaker 1: Oh he's down, I.

465
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Speaker 10: Have a child.

466
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:45,360
Speaker 1: Yeah.

467
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:52,000
Speaker 19: So this state tells me that he likes to swim

468
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:55,240
Speaker 19: and he does laps at the local pool, and he

469
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:58,200
Speaker 19: told me to meet him there the following weekend. So

470
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:03,639
Speaker 19: when I'm there. He's wearing like speedos and goggles and

471
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:07,040
Speaker 19: with nose plugs for his first swim lesson ever.

472
00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:14,040
Speaker 1: Oh wait wait wait what? Yeah? Oh, I can't believe

473
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:15,000
Speaker 1: he had the confidence.

474
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:18,400
Speaker 6: What did you do?

475
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,520
Speaker 19: It was a little awkward, but I just sat on

476
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:23,280
Speaker 19: the side and I laughed and he was blowing bubbles

477
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:24,840
Speaker 19: with like six year old Oh.

478
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:30,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, Grace, what do you got?

479
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:33,200
Speaker 18: A guy inviting me out? We go to the casino.

480
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:36,480
Speaker 18: He's like, I've been watching all these YouTube videos. I'm

481
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:36,760
Speaker 18: a pro.

482
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:39,520
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he thinks he can count cards or something. Right,

483
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:40,440
Speaker 2: is that where he set?

484
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:45,879
Speaker 18: Yeah, like YouTube university, Like he's got it, you know.

485
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:48,000
Speaker 18: Like I was kind of impressed at first. I was like,

486
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,000
Speaker 18: this is kind of dope. Like what if you get

487
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:51,320
Speaker 18: like a lot of money or something.

488
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:53,639
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, some people really can't do that.

489
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:54,160
Speaker 6: How to go?

490
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:54,679
Speaker 12: I know?

491
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,240
Speaker 18: And then I was like, let's go to the jack black.

492
00:22:57,080 --> 00:23:01,000
Speaker 8: Table and he guysack, yeah, the blackjack table.

493
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:05,080
Speaker 1: I wish it was a jack black is the funniest.

494
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:11,080
Speaker 18: And then his firsthand, his firsthand, he goes, how much

495
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:11,960
Speaker 18: is the queen worth?

496
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:12,240
Speaker 8: Again?

497
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:16,160
Speaker 4: That's what you get?

498
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:19,160
Speaker 8: All right?

499
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:22,960
Speaker 6: Final round? We need your best story is Jenny.

500
00:23:23,359 --> 00:23:26,840
Speaker 19: Okay, So I just moved to the city and I

501
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:29,440
Speaker 19: got on the dating apps and basically the first guy

502
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:32,160
Speaker 19: that I matched with offered me to give me a tour,

503
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:35,840
Speaker 19: and so I just yeah, sure, yeah, I thought that

504
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:36,480
Speaker 19: was cute.

505
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:38,240
Speaker 4: But our first.

506
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,760
Speaker 19: Stop where we went was where he met his ex wife.

507
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:44,240
Speaker 6: He told you that.

508
00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:51,480
Speaker 19: Then we went to the park where she dumped him.

509
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:55,280
Speaker 6: He wants you to know that.

510
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:57,640
Speaker 19: That's honestly where I was like, I have to go.

511
00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:02,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a place he got dumped twice.

512
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 19: And wait wait he told me I couldn't go because

513
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:10,200
Speaker 19: they had broken up and gotten back together four other times,

514
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:13,600
Speaker 19: so I still had a lot more Just see yoahs

515
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:14,160
Speaker 19: a good point.

516
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:15,040
Speaker 2: You don't want to miss out.

517
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:19,280
Speaker 6: This is a phase, grace, last chance.

518
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:22,600
Speaker 18: So this guy invited me to tagline to help watch

519
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:24,320
Speaker 18: one of its friends get proposed to you.

520
00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:24,800
Speaker 10: WHOA.

521
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:28,840
Speaker 1: I was be kind of pissed if my husband's buddy

522
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:30,720
Speaker 1: brought a first date to my proposal.

523
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:32,119
Speaker 3: By the way, just from the.

524
00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:35,359
Speaker 10: Anyway, sorry ahead.

525
00:24:35,119 --> 00:24:35,680
Speaker 4: How did that go?

526
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:36,119
Speaker 15: So?

527
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:38,560
Speaker 18: Anyway, we were hiding and we like, get behind this

528
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:41,000
Speaker 18: little bush and then I see the two people show

529
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,600
Speaker 18: up and I'm watching this really sweet proposal happen in

530
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Speaker 18: front of me.

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Speaker 6: Sounds like fun.

532
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:46,439
Speaker 4: Actual Yeah.

533
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:49,440
Speaker 18: And so then right before she's about to say yes,

534
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:52,639
Speaker 18: my date jumps out of the bushes and yells, you

535
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:58,239
Speaker 18: can't say yes to him. He goes, he's cheating on

536
00:24:58,280 --> 00:24:59,240
Speaker 18: you with me.

537
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:06,280
Speaker 3: Dude, I want to be there for that time. That's

538
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:09,680
Speaker 3: way more exciting.

539
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:13,919
Speaker 4: Yeah, got the final belling, So the match is over, Judges,

540
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:15,119
Speaker 4: we need to score an Alexis.

541
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:21,679
Speaker 7: I'm going Jennifer for going to the ex's dating spot one, Jenny.

542
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:25,439
Speaker 1: I engage race with the proposal, break all tied up.

543
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:28,760
Speaker 11: That means race with the giant ball.

544
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:36,280
Speaker 4: That was congratulations, space face Grace Jeffery's charity dater of

545
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 4: the week.

546
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:39,680
Speaker 19: Wow, that had to win.

547
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,440
Speaker 18: I mean, come on, that's a.

548
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:46,800
Speaker 4: Movie relationship goals for us. Yeah, that's Battle of the

549
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,600
Speaker 4: Tender dates. We got your phone tap.

550
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,280
Speaker 12: Coming up, freaking Jeffrey. In the morning.

551
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:53,879
Speaker 4: Today, we call a woman who just dropped her cat

552
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:57,960
Speaker 4: Luna off at the vet. Apparently her kid has been

553
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,600
Speaker 4: feeling a little under the weather. At least that's what

554
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 4: the owner thinks, but what does her cat Luna think?

555
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:04,440
Speaker 12: What?

556
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:06,800
Speaker 6: Luckily, there's a way to find.

557
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:11,240
Speaker 4: Out, really it's with a new AI cat translators. So

558
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 4: we're about to learn what's really going on up in

559
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:17,520
Speaker 4: that sweet little kiddy's brain in a brand new phone

560
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:19,119
Speaker 4: tap right now an.

561
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:29,320
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, I'm calling for you veterinary clinic. Is this Priscilla?

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00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 20: Yeah?

563
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:31,440
Speaker 19: Hey, is this about Luna?

564
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:32,119
Speaker 8: How is she doing?

565
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 9: Yes?

566
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:36,360
Speaker 1: It is. Did you hear about the cat who swallowed

567
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 1: a ball of yarn?

568
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:42,120
Speaker 19: No, this is like a joke.

569
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 3: She had a litter of mittens.

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00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:48,760
Speaker 19: You liked that?

571
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:51,960
Speaker 1: That's good because we love some veterinary humor over here.

572
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:53,040
Speaker 2: Kind of light in the mood.

573
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:56,680
Speaker 4: That's cute. So yeah, how win are doing well?

574
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:58,680
Speaker 1: I don't know if the doctor told you, but we

575
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:02,280
Speaker 1: have some amazing new technology here at the clinic's disposal.

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00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:08,960
Speaker 1: It's called Look who's talking me out? That's not a joke,

577
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,840
Speaker 1: but it is clever. It's very clever.

578
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 19: What does that mean?

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00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:17,240
Speaker 1: It's the first ever science backed AI powered cat translator device.

580
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,680
Speaker 19: I don't I don't know if I understand what that is.

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00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:24,399
Speaker 1: Basically, anytime your Luna makes a little mew or a noise,

582
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:27,440
Speaker 1: we can run it through the app and it understands

583
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:28,600
Speaker 1: what she needs.

584
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,480
Speaker 19: What are you serious?

585
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:32,879
Speaker 1: Amazing how is that.

586
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:35,480
Speaker 4: If that's really possible, I tell you.

587
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:39,240
Speaker 1: It is definitely above my pay grade. Totally blows me away.

588
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:40,439
Speaker 8: That's insane.

589
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:41,840
Speaker 4: I've never heard anything like that.

590
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:44,400
Speaker 1: No owners have just been amazed, and it has been

591
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 1: so helpful. You know what, We're gonna try it right now.

592
00:27:48,119 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 1: That way you can hear what your little.

593
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:51,080
Speaker 2: Luna is saying.

594
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:56,480
Speaker 1: Hold on, Luna, Luna, now, let me hit the translator.

595
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,479
Speaker 14: I miss my owner. Where is she?

596
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:00,399
Speaker 12: Oh?

597
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 19: My god, are you kidding?

598
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:06,439
Speaker 1: I know she's so sweet. Moment you'll be home to

599
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:10,200
Speaker 1: give you far maybe she'll answer us. Luna, how are

600
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:12,919
Speaker 1: you feeling? Are you feeling bitty better?

601
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:17,879
Speaker 14: My owner used to give me yummy food, but she

602
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 14: changed it to some generic crap?

603
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 4: What what?

604
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:24,680
Speaker 12: I know?

605
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,399
Speaker 1: It's pretty shocking to hear your cat's thoughts.

606
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:29,840
Speaker 4: Wait, is she right?

607
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:32,439
Speaker 1: Did you recently make a change with her diet?

608
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:33,640
Speaker 8: Yeah?

609
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:35,439
Speaker 19: We changed brands, but I thought it was like a

610
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:37,080
Speaker 19: fancy or upgrade.

611
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:40,720
Speaker 14: You are lying, you were trying to cheap out.

612
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 19: Oh goodness, I'm not lying.

613
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:44,680
Speaker 12: Luna.

614
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 3: Do you love your owner?

615
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 1: I think that's a yes.

616
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:51,480
Speaker 14: She forgets my birthday every year.

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00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, we adopted her.

618
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 8: I don't know what day she was born.

619
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:57,040
Speaker 19: How does she even know what day she's born?

620
00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 9: What?

621
00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 1: I might say that she's feeling too great about you

622
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:02,680
Speaker 1: missing their big day?

623
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:03,040
Speaker 2: Is she?

624
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 3: What's that?

625
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 12: Luna?

626
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 14: It makes me feel bad, like when my owner eats

627
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 14: microwave lasagna and has to spend hours on the toilet.

628
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:14,960
Speaker 4: Okay, that doesn't even happen.

629
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:20,160
Speaker 14: Can come on, now, it really does happen. She also

630
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 14: never washes her hands when she leaves the restroom.

631
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 19: What that's not true either.

632
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 1: I'm a little embarrassed to even be part of this conversation.

633
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:31,280
Speaker 19: No, this isn't even a conversation.

634
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:32,320
Speaker 4: This isn't even real.

635
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:34,200
Speaker 3: What's that, Luna?

636
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 14: I've also seen her drink out of the toilet.

637
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 19: Hey hey, I don't think she was broken or whatever.

638
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:41,560
Speaker 8: But none of this is true.

639
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 2: Well, maybe she's talking about your dog.

640
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:44,920
Speaker 3: Do you have a dog?

641
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:49,880
Speaker 14: No, we don't have a dog. It's her. It's definitely her.

642
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 12: Why no, are you?

643
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 4: I don't understand how you could say such a thing.

644
00:29:56,720 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 14: My owner has bad taste in male companions.

645
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:02,040
Speaker 4: I don't know what you're talking.

646
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:04,400
Speaker 20: I haven't even had a male companion over in a year.

647
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 19: That's Luna.

648
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:09,600
Speaker 14: The last boyfriend was a loser. His name was Mike.

649
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 19: What the hell is happening here?

650
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 4: How does she even know that?

651
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:17,440
Speaker 14: It's funny? How we all sleep differently? My owner sleeps

652
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 14: on her back, I sleep on my side, and Mike

653
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,280
Speaker 14: sleeps with everyone else.

654
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:23,360
Speaker 1: What I know?

655
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:24,080
Speaker 9: Luna?

656
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 4: Stop talking? Shut up. I don't know. I don't even

657
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 4: want to do this anymore. Okay, we need to stop this.

658
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:33,280
Speaker 14: It's a prank phone call. I'm not really a cat

659
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:36,000
Speaker 14: what I'm just a sound effect machine?

660
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:39,640
Speaker 8: Mio. I don't understand. What are you talking about?

661
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 1: Oh you missed that last one. Yeah, that was your

662
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 1: cat telling you that this is actually Brooke and Jeffrey

663
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:51,720
Speaker 1: in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you. Your

664
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,240
Speaker 1: high school friend Amanda set you up.

665
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 4: What are you talking about?

666
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 18: Yeah?

667
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:56,960
Speaker 1: Luna says that she sees your Instagram posts of your

668
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:58,600
Speaker 1: cat all the time and wanted to play a little

669
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:05,160
Speaker 1: joke on you. And Luna can't believe that you cheaped

670
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 1: out on that cat food.

671
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:11,880
Speaker 19: Not a good look.

672
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 12: Wake Up every morning was fu taps weekday morning on

673
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 12: the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

674
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:25,000
Speaker 4: For certain people, accepting a compliment from someone is extremely difficult,

675
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:27,840
Speaker 4: like alexis you look really pretty today?

676
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:29,360
Speaker 3: No, see something's wrong with this.

677
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,360
Speaker 7: No, take it back, take you back to if you

678
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 7: don't even mean it.

679
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 3: Okay, are saying it like that?

680
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 4: You don't look really pretty today?

681
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:41,280
Speaker 1: Sorry, just don't come at all.

682
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 3: Thank you? No, No, I don't want to think.

683
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, I don't mean Jeff, look, I get it,

684
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 4: I get it. When someone's complimentary, it can be hard

685
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:52,880
Speaker 4: to know what to say back, and one of our

686
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 4: listeners says he feels terrible because his date texted him

687
00:31:56,600 --> 00:32:00,240
Speaker 4: something really nice after they met up, and his reply back,

688
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 4: while completely honest, may have come off as a little rude.

689
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 6: So he needs to do a redo.

690
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 4: We're gonna get her on the phone, hopefully give him

691
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:12,600
Speaker 4: a chance to explain in your brand new second date

692
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 4: update right after this second date updated. Sometimes in the

693
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:22,280
Speaker 4: dating world, you realize the ideal person that you have

694
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 4: built up in your mind. Yeah, isn't necessarily the ideal

695
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 4: person for you in real life. Yeah, rip that right

696
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 4: out of Brooks wedding vows to her husband. But that

697
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:37,600
Speaker 4: could be the case for our listener Rob today. Rude,

698
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:40,840
Speaker 4: Well you said him who says he met a different

699
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:43,600
Speaker 4: type of woman than the one he would normally go for,

700
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,240
Speaker 4: and he described her in the email as someone who

701
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:51,719
Speaker 4: doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, is one hundred percent vegan, and

702
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 4: must be in bed every night by eight forty five PFA.

703
00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,360
Speaker 2: Rob discipline woman.

704
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:04,080
Speaker 4: How did you let this party animals slip through your fingers?

705
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:04,960
Speaker 12: Yeah?

706
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:07,520
Speaker 8: I don't know. I just found it endearing. I thought

707
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:10,400
Speaker 8: she was kind of wholesome and not really the type

708
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 8: of girl that I would normally go for.

709
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,840
Speaker 1: But it's interesting because it could be wholesome or it

710
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 1: could be that she's done all those things so much

711
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 1: that she can't do them anymore, you.

712
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:20,120
Speaker 8: Know what I mean?

713
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 6: On the party life? Okay, well, what's her name?

714
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:25,920
Speaker 8: I think it's Maggie?

715
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:26,320
Speaker 1: All right?

716
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:27,200
Speaker 6: How did you meet her?

717
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 8: We met online? But I just thought her pictures were

718
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:35,600
Speaker 8: so natural. She was very naturally beautiful. The pictures weren't photoshopped,

719
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 8: and she wasn't out at the club. It's kind of

720
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:40,800
Speaker 8: pictures of her hanging out with her friends, and I

721
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 8: just thought it was nice normal.

722
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 2: It was such a photosop.

723
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:44,959
Speaker 3: You didn't notice.

724
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 1: Can I ask, are you any of the things she

725
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 1: is like?

726
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 12: Dry?

727
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 2: You know, no smoking, vegan.

728
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:56,920
Speaker 4: No, not at all okay, okay, okay.

729
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:58,560
Speaker 8: Yeah, I definitely drink and I definitely eat a lot

730
00:33:58,600 --> 00:33:58,920
Speaker 8: of meat.

731
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,520
Speaker 4: So it could be it's a track sort of situation

732
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 4: where you like mesh together over time and bacon.

733
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 2: I mean, it could be the reason she's not calling

734
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 2: him back.

735
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:12,640
Speaker 4: Well, what did you guys do when you guys went out?

736
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:15,479
Speaker 8: Well, it was weird. We went on two dates back

737
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 8: to back over a weekend.

738
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:18,840
Speaker 4: Well that makes sense because she has to be in

739
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:20,839
Speaker 4: bed by eight forty five, so that's not very much

740
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:21,839
Speaker 4: the first one.

741
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:23,400
Speaker 1: Wait, how did that work?

742
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,399
Speaker 8: Well, so she doesn't like to drink, so we got

743
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 8: ramen and then we went and got ice cream.

744
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, took the vegan to ice cream.

745
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:34,839
Speaker 8: Well I learned that they actually have vegan ice cream.

746
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 4: Oh cool, so you checked it.

747
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,440
Speaker 6: To me, But for her that's.

748
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 1: Great, like coconut milk ice cream. Sure.

749
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 8: Yeah, And it actually tasted pretty good, I mean a

750
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:49,680
Speaker 8: spoon nice.

751
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:51,719
Speaker 1: Because she was probably impressed that you like put some

752
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:53,839
Speaker 1: effort in to find a place that could fit her.

753
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:55,520
Speaker 6: So how did date number one end?

754
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:57,839
Speaker 8: So there was no kiss at the end, but it

755
00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:02,920
Speaker 8: was like a long hug and she actually suggested that

756
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 8: we go out again. The next day.

757
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:06,600
Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay.

758
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:09,319
Speaker 2: She suggests, no kidding, and so what did you do

759
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 2: the next day?

760
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:12,759
Speaker 8: So the next day, I was like, you get to

761
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,319
Speaker 8: pick where we want to go. So we went to

762
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:15,400
Speaker 8: a vegan restaurant.

763
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 2: Cool, okay, Oh my god.

764
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:19,719
Speaker 1: I'm not vegan, but one of my favorite places to

765
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:22,040
Speaker 1: eat is a vegan restaurant in my neighborhood.

766
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 11: Is scary, Like, I'm a foodie and even someone going

767
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:26,400
Speaker 11: going to a vegan restaurant, it's kind of intimidated.

768
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 4: Well maybe it's like the ice cream shop where they

769
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:32,080
Speaker 4: have the one vegan option for people on plate for

770
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:39,120
Speaker 4: the meat, we have a really bloody how was it?

771
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,120
Speaker 8: Yeah, well they had a bunch of like cauliflower stuff.

772
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:43,719
Speaker 10: Yeah that's popular.

773
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 8: I mean it was okay, I didn't mind it.

774
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 6: Okay, they have Like.

775
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 2: How is the connection between you two?

776
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:54,560
Speaker 8: I mean, after that date, we definitely kissed.

777
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:58,440
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, your first two days sounds like they went great.

778
00:35:58,560 --> 00:35:59,839
Speaker 6: So what's happened since then?

779
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:03,840
Speaker 8: Well, so then after the date, she starts texting me,

780
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:07,359
Speaker 8: and it's a lot of texts and like it's text

781
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:09,960
Speaker 8: like I can't wait to see you. There's a lot

782
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 8: of love gifts and uh, memes about love, and she

783
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 8: was really accentuating the love aspect of everything, and uh,

784
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:21,640
Speaker 8: you know it was a little bit much.

785
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:23,400
Speaker 2: I don't get why he's on with us. If it

786
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 2: was freaking you out, you back?

787
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 8: Yeah, Well what happened was she sent me a Spotify song.

788
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 8: It's a song by Starship called we Built This Thing Together.

789
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:35,479
Speaker 8: I don't know if you guys know that song.

790
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:46,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, we built this string Together. Nothing's gone to stop us.

791
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 10: That's a good song.

792
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:49,760
Speaker 6: Everyone.

793
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:55,640
Speaker 1: She trying to like force a couple song already.

794
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:57,880
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, like what have we built? We were on

795
00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:58,520
Speaker 8: two dates.

796
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 6: Did you say that to her?

797
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,480
Speaker 8: Well, I said, oh, that's a nice song. I'm not

798
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 8: really into the song though. It's I'm not really a

799
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 8: big fan of it. And I totally changed things for her.

800
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, you slammed her taste in music.

801
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 1: No, she was trying to convey something. It's like when

802
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:16,799
Speaker 1: I used to make mixed CDs and like put in

803
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 1: secret songs for different dudes.

804
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 2: I liked and be like, yeah, I know that one hit.

805
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:23,799
Speaker 11: You're right, yeah, and we'd be like, dude, once she

806
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:25,800
Speaker 11: gets a song for I prove y.

807
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:30,080
Speaker 2: You basically turned her down by not liking the good.

808
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:31,280
Speaker 3: Honestly, maybe she needed.

809
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:35,839
Speaker 4: Together, but you said that changed things between you two.

810
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:38,120
Speaker 8: Yeah. I mean I wasn't trying to put her down.

811
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:40,279
Speaker 8: It's just a little confused by it.

812
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:43,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, honest, So what do you want our help with?

813
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 2: Do you want another date or do you not?

814
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:50,439
Speaker 8: So we had two really great dates together and the

815
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 8: only thing that was weird was when we were apart.

816
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:54,720
Speaker 6: Okay.

817
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,360
Speaker 10: I've been in situations where.

818
00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 3: Like, so you want to live together.

819
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:03,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's going to spend twenty four hours a day

820
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:05,240
Speaker 4: with you from now until forever, so you both die.

821
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:07,640
Speaker 8: Yeah. I just want to see where she's at, and

822
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 8: I hope I didn't offend her, and I just want

823
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:10,400
Speaker 8: you to check for me.

824
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:11,279
Speaker 1: I see, I see.

825
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:11,879
Speaker 12: Yeah.

826
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,879
Speaker 1: Maybe if she knows how you feel, she can lay

827
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:15,560
Speaker 1: off the love gifts and the songs.

828
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:16,200
Speaker 10: Yeah.

829
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't know how to tell her that politely.

830
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 8: If she is that kind of person, I don't necessarily

831
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 8: want to change her.

832
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 12: You know.

833
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 4: Okay, we'll let Brook tell her to cut that crap out.

834
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:27,880
Speaker 4: We'll do the second date update for you right after this.

835
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:34,440
Speaker 4: Hold on second date update. Man, we're back to the

836
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:38,320
Speaker 4: nineteen eighties again. Is this the song, The Decade of Love,

837
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:46,720
Speaker 4: sixteen Candles, Dirty Dancing, Wow, Ghost, all the best love movies. Okay,

838
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:50,320
Speaker 4: I can honestly say that we built this thing together.

839
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 6: Nothing lasts forever, Nothing was gonna stop us. Now, yeah,

840
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:57,360
Speaker 6: that's a song.

841
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 4: Unless Maggie doesn't answer the phone, then that would kind

842
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:01,320
Speaker 4: of stop us and we'd be screwed.

843
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,239
Speaker 2: Are you all forgetting it's a song that she sent

844
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:03,640
Speaker 2: to him?

845
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:08,319
Speaker 4: This This is the song from the nineteen eighties that

846
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:12,799
Speaker 4: kind of soured the relationship after Rob went on back

847
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:15,560
Speaker 4: to back dates with Maggie, both of which went great,

848
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 4: but this Spotify song ruined it because Rob said, I'm

849
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:21,319
Speaker 4: not really a fan.

850
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean it's pretty cheesy.

851
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:25,400
Speaker 6: But Brooke had a good point.

852
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:27,360
Speaker 4: He was trying to say, I don't really like this song.

853
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:31,160
Speaker 4: Maybe Maggie took it as he doesn't like my love.

854
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:33,279
Speaker 4: He's rejecting our relationship.

855
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:34,880
Speaker 1: That's how I would take it.

856
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:35,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, but.

857
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:38,320
Speaker 4: That's not the case. So that's why Rob has reached

858
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:40,959
Speaker 4: out to us, hoping we can re spark this, get

859
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 4: this going again, Maybe do a little ghost love scene situation, right, Rob,

860
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:48,920
Speaker 4: that's right, pottery.

861
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:52,280
Speaker 1: Class you no alcohol, very Vegan, you know, would be perfect.

862
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 4: That's what we should offer to send them to if

863
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:55,800
Speaker 4: we can get her on the phone.

864
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 1: I like it shirtless though, And are you wanting to

865
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 1: apologize to her for your response?

866
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean the way you put it, I guess

867
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:05,480
Speaker 8: I kind of see it like I was being a

868
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:07,719
Speaker 8: little rude. So yeah, I would like to apologize.

869
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:09,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, we don't know for sure if she took

870
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 4: it that way. That's just Brook's opinion, and you know

871
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 4: how valuable that is.

872
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:16,319
Speaker 1: So let's throw a dig in there.

873
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 4: I'm just saying we don't know. Yeah, let's find out once.

874
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 6: And for all.

875
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:22,120
Speaker 4: I'm and I call it right now.

876
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 8: Here we go.

877
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:36,319
Speaker 4: Hello, Hi, is this Maggie?

878
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:37,759
Speaker 20: Yes? This is she?

879
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:39,759
Speaker 19: Who is this?

880
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:44,200
Speaker 6: We gotch Uh?

881
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 4: Sorry? I mean I'm happy that you answered, is what

882
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:50,319
Speaker 4: I meant to say. Because we're a radio show, we're

883
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,879
Speaker 4: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we've been

884
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:53,799
Speaker 4: dying to talk to.

885
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:58,600
Speaker 20: You, Okay for what I mean? Why what's going on?

886
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:01,480
Speaker 4: Because we're doing a segment here called a Second Date Update,

887
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 4: and it's where we try and help out our listeners

888
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 4: if they've kind of stalled out in their dating life

889
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 4: with somebody.

890
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:09,240
Speaker 6: We're trying to help somebody named Rob.

891
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 20: Oh yeah, Rob, Okay, I see?

892
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

893
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 1: Rod said you had two great dates together.

894
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:20,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, back to back dates in one weekend.

895
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:22,200
Speaker 8: Yeah.

896
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:24,839
Speaker 4: He actually told us that he felt really good about it.

897
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:25,880
Speaker 4: How did you feel?

898
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 20: I felt really good about it too. I felt like

899
00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 20: we had this instant connection and potential to really go somewhere.

900
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 20: I was really really excited to keep things going with him.

901
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 1: It's so sweet.

902
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:39,080
Speaker 8: Okay.

903
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:42,279
Speaker 1: Was there something that made that change? Because it does

904
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:43,880
Speaker 1: sound like you're talking in past tense.

905
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 20: Well, I mean, I'm the type of person who wants

906
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 20: a guy who's going to be my prince charming and

907
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:54,400
Speaker 20: come in and ride in on the horse and professes

908
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:58,640
Speaker 20: love to me and just go all out and then

909
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:01,239
Speaker 20: we ride off into the sun set together. You know,

910
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 20: you have.

911
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 10: Grand romantic gestures. That's what you like.

912
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:10,280
Speaker 4: Yes, exactly, that's totally fair. It could be a lot, though,

913
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:13,560
Speaker 4: for some guys to process that after just one weekend

914
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:15,440
Speaker 4: hanging out, you know, and not a lot of.

915
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:16,600
Speaker 10: Guys are romantic at all.

916
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:20,360
Speaker 20: Well they should be, And I made that very clear

917
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:21,400
Speaker 20: on my profile.

918
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:23,480
Speaker 10: Oh really, wait, it's on your profile.

919
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:24,920
Speaker 2: What'd you say on your profile.

920
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 20: I want someone who's sweet. So if you're wanting to

921
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:31,320
Speaker 20: court me, I want you to send me messages and

922
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:34,719
Speaker 20: let me know that you appreciate me, because that's my

923
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:38,040
Speaker 20: My love language is affirmation's words of affirmation. So I

924
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:40,640
Speaker 20: love giving those out and I want that back in return.

925
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:44,319
Speaker 4: God it okay, and you feel like Rob was not

926
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:46,239
Speaker 4: fulfilling those needs for you.

927
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:50,759
Speaker 20: Correct especially came down to where, you know, I sent

928
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:54,840
Speaker 20: him what I thought was our first love song or

929
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:59,839
Speaker 20: potential first dance, and I just envisioned us already there,

930
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:02,440
Speaker 20: you know, and that would.

931
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:03,480
Speaker 1: Be a lot for anyone.

932
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:06,759
Speaker 4: So we did hear about that text and the song

933
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:08,200
Speaker 4: being sent to him.

934
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:09,640
Speaker 6: Honestly, here is what.

935
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 4: I worry about for you, Maggie. Along the way in

936
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:15,799
Speaker 4: your life, you've come up with this idea for a

937
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:17,879
Speaker 4: fairy tale romance in your mind.

938
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,640
Speaker 2: Okay, and first head right now.

939
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 4: It's totally okay to have these ideals in your head,

940
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:26,160
Speaker 4: but you have to be able to adjust to other

941
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:29,360
Speaker 4: people because no one is going to match up perfectly

942
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:31,319
Speaker 4: with everything that you've said.

943
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:33,799
Speaker 1: It's already adjusting. I mean, she was already going out

944
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:35,719
Speaker 1: with somebody who wasn't a vegan she was already going

945
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:37,719
Speaker 1: out with somebody that drinks when she doesn't.

946
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 6: Joy But she said the problem was he didn't like

947
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 6: one song.

948
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:43,239
Speaker 1: No, she said, the problem was he wasn't romantic Jack.

949
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 6: But the thing is, that's the conversation.

950
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:47,640
Speaker 4: You have to go off of the two great dates

951
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:50,839
Speaker 4: that you guys had together. That is not easy to

952
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:53,799
Speaker 4: do in the modern dating world. We never hear about that.

953
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,799
Speaker 4: That's special and that's something that you should actually hold

954
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:58,319
Speaker 4: on to, not that he didn't like a song that

955
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:01,440
Speaker 4: you texted him one time. Do you know what I mean?

956
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:03,799
Speaker 8: I can see.

957
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 20: I mean it was just my favorite song and I just.

958
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't hear it.

959
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:11,799
Speaker 2: And I think Jeff's play.

960
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:15,439
Speaker 4: It's too easy for people to just ghost right now

961
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:18,360
Speaker 4: on these dating apps over one dumb little thing, and

962
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:20,560
Speaker 4: then it gets awkward between you two. You have to

963
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:25,400
Speaker 4: remember two great first dates, hold on to that, cherish that,

964
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 4: and work on it. Like you have to talk to

965
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:29,319
Speaker 4: each other about that thing.

966
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:30,920
Speaker 3: Why didn't you drink this morning?

967
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,279
Speaker 4: Brook? I don't need your love hate right now. I'm

968
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:36,880
Speaker 4: trying to build a love tower. And that's why I know,

969
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,319
Speaker 4: That's why I need to tell you, Maggie. Rob is

970
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:43,480
Speaker 4: on the phone right now, you like a grand romantic gesture.

971
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,680
Speaker 6: Here it is he is waiting to talk.

972
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:51,799
Speaker 8: Hey, Hey, Maggie, how you doing? Hi?

973
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:52,279
Speaker 12: Rob?

974
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,040
Speaker 5: I'm good, How are you.

975
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:58,799
Speaker 8: Good? You know, I just I wanted to apologize for

976
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:02,680
Speaker 8: blowing off your so I didn't realize that it meant

977
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:04,840
Speaker 8: so much to you. But you know, I hear what

978
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:09,040
Speaker 8: you're saying about being more romantic. It's you know, we've

979
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:11,840
Speaker 8: only been on two dates, so maybe I need a

980
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:14,600
Speaker 8: little bit of a build up, take my time a

981
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 8: little bit.

982
00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 4: Okay. Rob is a little bit more of a slow burner,

983
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:21,560
Speaker 4: but he's willing to burn a little bit faster for you.

984
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:27,239
Speaker 20: Well, I mean I do appreciate that, and I felt

985
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:30,120
Speaker 20: like I was very transparent on my profile. I can't

986
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 20: change who I am, and I do want someone who's

987
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:36,799
Speaker 20: going to be more forthcoming and romantic, so you know,

988
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:37,439
Speaker 20: you can still.

989
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:40,719
Speaker 1: I got to say Maggie real quick, just so you know.

990
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:43,200
Speaker 1: When he was on the phone with only us, he

991
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:45,799
Speaker 1: specifically said, I don't want to change who she is.

992
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 20: Oh, oh that's sweet.

993
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:55,279
Speaker 4: So you hear that she doesn't have to change Rob,

994
00:45:58,360 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 4: That is so sweet.

995
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:03,920
Speaker 2: I just wanted Actually, yeah, I think it's not like works.

996
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:07,839
Speaker 4: She's just looking for some, you know, more affirmations that

997
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:10,239
Speaker 4: the connection is there. Here's an opportunity for you to

998
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:12,600
Speaker 4: say that to her right now on the radio, on

999
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:13,480
Speaker 4: the Grand stage.

1000
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:14,640
Speaker 2: Are we going to have a.

1001
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:21,360
Speaker 8: Romantic Well, I don't want to lie. The other thing is,

1002
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:22,640
Speaker 8: I don't know if I love.

1003
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:24,440
Speaker 10: You yet, but but.

1004
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 8: I can see that. I can see that in our future.

1005
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:31,080
Speaker 8: Definitely we're gonna.

1006
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:35,440
Speaker 4: Get He put his heart out on the floor for you.

1007
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 1: That's almost like a thank you after someone drops I

1008
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:40,279
Speaker 1: love you for the first time.

1009
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:42,200
Speaker 10: He's trying, though, come.

1010
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:46,640
Speaker 20: On, Rob, I know you might not be inherently romantic,

1011
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:49,959
Speaker 20: but I would appreciate if you could try a little more.

1012
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:52,360
Speaker 4: Brook's been saying that same thing to her husband for

1013
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 4: the last ten years.

1014
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 1: I think every woman has said, in any relationship you've

1015
00:46:58,640 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 1: ever been.

1016
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:02,280
Speaker 20: Would you could send me kind of a love song?

1017
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:03,319
Speaker 19: What would it be?

1018
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:09,680
Speaker 8: It would be that song Maggie by Rod Stewart.

1019
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 1: Wake Up.

1020
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:17,719
Speaker 4: That's just her name, right, Yeah, I think that's after

1021
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:18,759
Speaker 4: Maggie leaves.

1022
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:20,280
Speaker 2: Him one night stand.

1023
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 4: Super romantic.

1024
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:25,880
Speaker 8: Guys, I'm trying, all right.

1025
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:33,239
Speaker 1: What's amazing is he's not scared away, right now that

1026
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,960
Speaker 1: is Honestly, I don't know if you're gonna find that.

1027
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:38,560
Speaker 4: We'd like to offer to send you guys out one

1028
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:40,719
Speaker 4: more time and we would pay for it.

1029
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 20: Yeah, let's do it. That'd be great.

1030
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:53,280
Speaker 4: It's true what they say, you can build this love together.

1031
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 6: Some things do last forever.

1032
00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:01,319
Speaker 4: Nothing's gonna stop us now except we're running out of

1033
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 4: time to do the second date updates, so we got

1034
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:06,600
Speaker 4: to stop it. Jeffrey in the morning, the word of

1035
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 4: the day is compromise. Say it with me.

1036
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 6: I just like compromise.

1037
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 1: I'm like still like you came across as like love

1038
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:19,800
Speaker 1: doctor during Jeff, you did it was just a side

1039
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:21,600
Speaker 1: of you that we don't get to see very often.

1040
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 5: I don't know.

1041
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:24,200
Speaker 3: Therapy session, Yeah.

1042
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, really routin for them this time, and I like that.

1043
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:28,319
Speaker 4: Do I know all the answers to unlock the true

1044
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:31,080
Speaker 4: meaning of love? Yes? I that's not and I keep

1045
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:35,080
Speaker 4: those to myself for personal selfish fun.

1046
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:41,800
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, we didn't have any more second dates. Jeff

1047
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:43,200
Speaker 1: just gave everyone the answer.

1048
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:45,839
Speaker 4: I do feel like modern dating has made it way

1049
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:48,759
Speaker 4: too easy to completely write people off for saying one

1050
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:52,120
Speaker 4: wrong thing, not replying back to a text fashion it's.

1051
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:55,480
Speaker 10: Literally me like, yeah, there's like three girls I go

1052
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:56,359
Speaker 10: to this last week.

1053
00:48:57,040 --> 00:49:01,760
Speaker 17: Because it's I'm just saying, give someone a chance, especially

1054
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:04,719
Speaker 17: if you have that rare in person connection that's worth

1055
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 17: holding on to at least one more day.

1056
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:07,879
Speaker 10: Compromise.

1057
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:13,400
Speaker 4: No speaking of giving people a chance, give our second

1058
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:16,800
Speaker 4: Date podcast a chance. Wherever you get yours at broken

1059
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:22,279
Speaker 4: Jeffrey and have a blessed day. There's a therapist guy, Fine,

1060
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:24,360
Speaker 4: have a fine day. Whatever, I don't care.

1061
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:29,240
Speaker 12: Or something, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1062
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:31,080
Speaker 6: Is this really happening?

1063
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:37,520
Speaker 4: Grocery store items are actually going to cost less money? Yeah,

1064
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:41,880
Speaker 4: it's broken Jeffrey in the morning. If you haven't heard Walmart, Target,

1065
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 4: multiple other retailers have announced they are dropping prices on

1066
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:49,480
Speaker 4: things like bread and milk and diapers to help bring

1067
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:51,360
Speaker 4: back more of their customers.

1068
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:56,120
Speaker 10: Are not like recording record profits and deciding like we

1069
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:56,920
Speaker 10: can lower.

1070
00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:59,040
Speaker 1: Something, yeah, and actually seeing like, oh wait, inflation to

1071
00:49:59,160 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 1: go down.

1072
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,200
Speaker 5: Oh that.

1073
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 4: Maybe they should try a different strategy that's been working.

1074
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:08,560
Speaker 6: Wonders Over in Russia.

1075
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:13,799
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go know, tear it out. A grocery store

1076
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:17,520
Speaker 4: in Russia got some very bad press recently after eighteen

1077
00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:20,320
Speaker 4: of their customers landed in the hospital with food poisoning.

1078
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 6: To keep people.

1079
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:26,959
Speaker 4: Coming into the store, the owner announced if anybody else

1080
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:30,040
Speaker 4: gets food poisoning from stuff at his place, he'd pay

1081
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:34,960
Speaker 4: them a million rubles each, or about eleven thousand dollars.

1082
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 10: Oh that sounds a lot more, but that's still later.

1083
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:40,160
Speaker 1: So all I need to do is get poisoning to

1084
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 1: get eleven thousand dollars.

1085
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:44,880
Speaker 4: It worked. People started coming back to the store in droves.

1086
00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:49,360
Speaker 4: Jeff all actively trying to get food poisoning from his

1087
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:51,080
Speaker 4: store so they could collect the money.

1088
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 3: It's worth it.

1089
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:54,080
Speaker 1: They're actually looking for the most expired mils.

1090
00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:59,400
Speaker 10: Yeah, hey, do you have any raw fishing back around.

1091
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:05,000
Speaker 4: Weeks One report said customers were even seen licking the

1092
00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:09,239
Speaker 4: eggs in the aisles, hoping that they were covered in salmonella.

1093
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:13,040
Speaker 4: So now the owner has canceled the whole promotion. He

1094
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:15,600
Speaker 4: says he's just gonna pay the original eighteen people who

1095
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:17,960
Speaker 4: got sick, but only if they can prove his products

1096
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:18,520
Speaker 4: are to blame.

1097
00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:23,760
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, let's not take any ideas from Russia.

1098
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:27,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, and if you want guaranteed food poisoning symptoms, then

1099
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 4: you need to listen to Laser Stories that's coming up

1100
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:30,560
Speaker 4: right after this.

1101
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:37,520
Speaker 6: It's the radio segment that's.

1102
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:40,000
Speaker 4: Trying to team up with the plastic Surgeons of America

1103
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:43,759
Speaker 4: to get rid of wrinkles forever. Wow, how do you

1104
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:48,919
Speaker 4: do that? Start him young with baby botox. No more

1105
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:53,040
Speaker 4: laughlines or furrowed brows when they're angry. Now you can

1106
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:55,920
Speaker 4: say my baby's happy. You just can't tell.

1107
00:51:57,960 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 6: With laser stories.

1108
00:51:59,239 --> 00:51:59,840
Speaker 10: Imagine it just.

1109
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:04,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, also gives you sprinkles.

1110
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:07,320
Speaker 4: Read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone

1111
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:09,240
Speaker 4: else does, except we've got a laser.

1112
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:11,360
Speaker 6: Those other cocon mel and cuties.

1113
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:15,839
Speaker 4: Just those first laser stories out of Indiana. Two days ago,

1114
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:18,520
Speaker 4: a thirty nine year old man named bo Burchell was

1115
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:20,959
Speaker 4: sitting in his car when he saw a delivery truck

1116
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,200
Speaker 4: full of beer and liquor pull up right by where

1117
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:28,279
Speaker 4: he was part. He thought to himself something along the

1118
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 4: lines of if I stole that truck, I could open

1119
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:34,680
Speaker 4: up my own liquor store and sell off all of

1120
00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:37,360
Speaker 4: that booze to pay off my drug debts.

1121
00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:42,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, good thing, he's not an attic. Oh wait,

1122
00:52:42,239 --> 00:52:43,320
Speaker 1: the drug debts.

1123
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:46,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that line of thinking made sense.

1124
00:52:46,719 --> 00:52:48,520
Speaker 6: To him, so he did it.

1125
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:55,480
Speaker 4: Yo successfully stole that truck along with a skid steerloader,

1126
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:59,800
Speaker 4: and spent hours dismantling the security systems and GPS devices

1127
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:01,080
Speaker 4: on busybody.

1128
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:01,800
Speaker 12: Get it.

1129
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:04,239
Speaker 1: I always feel like you could do that. You could

1130
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:05,200
Speaker 1: really do anything.

1131
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 10: Yeah, put your mind to something else.

1132
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:07,640
Speaker 12: Yeah.

1133
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:12,040
Speaker 4: Unfortunately you'd also have to hide the vehicles from being spotted,

1134
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:15,280
Speaker 4: and Bow was not able to do that. A pretty

1135
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:18,320
Speaker 4: big jeff. Police found the delivery truck in a field

1136
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:21,520
Speaker 4: behind a club, and Bow was discovered hiding underneath a

1137
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:24,440
Speaker 4: nearby bush and was promptly arrested.

1138
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 1: Was he literally just pulling it up behind a club

1139
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:28,520
Speaker 1: as if it was a food truck?

1140
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:30,239
Speaker 4: That was his plan?

1141
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:32,880
Speaker 6: Seems like a pretty smart business decision, You may.

1142
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:34,680
Speaker 3: I probably had there.

1143
00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:37,759
Speaker 10: I always leave the club. I always wanted another dress.

1144
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:38,920
Speaker 10: Cut you off.

1145
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:41,640
Speaker 4: He hadn't gotten around to selling the alcohol for the

1146
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:45,319
Speaker 4: drugs part yet, so luckily everything was still inside. He

1147
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:49,080
Speaker 4: was then booked on several preliminary felony theft charges and

1148
00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:51,799
Speaker 4: told officers he's really mad at the voice in his

1149
00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:52,720
Speaker 4: head that made.

1150
00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:53,120
Speaker 6: Him do it.

1151
00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:53,759
Speaker 8: That's it.

1152
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:56,320
Speaker 6: If anyone should go to jail, it's that voice.

1153
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:56,640
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1154
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:59,960
Speaker 4: Have anything to do with me this next laser store

1155
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:02,719
Speaker 4: or is that of the Open Roads? If you're looking

1156
00:54:02,719 --> 00:54:04,800
Speaker 4: for a fun road trip in the next few months.

1157
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:08,840
Speaker 4: A new attraction just opened in the small town of Williams, Arizona,

1158
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:09,959
Speaker 4: on Route sixty six.

1159
00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:11,520
Speaker 2: I love a good small town visit.

1160
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:13,200
Speaker 4: What do we got, Jess, Well, most people who visit

1161
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:16,080
Speaker 4: are already on their way to Grand Canyon, and we

1162
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:18,640
Speaker 4: know that already this summer, this attraction is going to

1163
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:21,640
Speaker 4: be packed because who wouldn't want to visit the world's

1164
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:25,320
Speaker 4: largest poop museum?

1165
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:29,920
Speaker 1: My kids, My kids would love it.

1166
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:30,920
Speaker 2: It's so amazing.

1167
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:32,400
Speaker 6: It's not just any poop.

1168
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:35,560
Speaker 4: It's specifically fossilized dinosaur poop.

1169
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:38,240
Speaker 10: Big poop that's different.

1170
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:41,360
Speaker 1: Can you imagine the size of piles from like?

1171
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:44,600
Speaker 4: I don't, And you don't have to imagine. You can

1172
00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:47,279
Speaker 4: go there and actually see it because they have over

1173
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:52,040
Speaker 4: eight thousand pieces in their collection, including the largest t

1174
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:53,880
Speaker 4: rex turd ever found.

1175
00:54:54,239 --> 00:54:57,320
Speaker 10: Wow, largest prehistoric corn kernel.

1176
00:54:57,360 --> 00:55:00,760
Speaker 4: Every feast your eyes on that two foot long.

1177
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:05,400
Speaker 1: Guys, Really, dude, I'm fascinating.

1178
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:08,520
Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? Just to stand next suit.

1179
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:13,640
Speaker 11: Humans profile picture of being heard a big turn in

1180
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:14,000
Speaker 11: like a.

1181
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:17,359
Speaker 4: Museum The good news is the museum is free, so

1182
00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:21,000
Speaker 4: if you're passing through, won't cost you anything. Just getting

1183
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,880
Speaker 4: a picture in front is reason enough to stop. Because

1184
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:26,400
Speaker 4: it's got the perfect name. The guy who opened it

1185
00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:29,920
Speaker 4: named it the Poosium.

1186
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:31,279
Speaker 1: It's going to be Turtosaurus.

1187
00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:34,200
Speaker 10: I'm gonna tourists pull over to use the bathroom there

1188
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:34,360
Speaker 10: on the.

1189
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:36,480
Speaker 19: Irony.

1190
00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:40,920
Speaker 4: His next laser story is out of Chicago. Americans can

1191
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:44,040
Speaker 4: turn literally anything into an alcoholic beverage.

1192
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:46,160
Speaker 6: Here's proof because the hot.

1193
00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:48,759
Speaker 4: New drink for summer is a shot with a dead

1194
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:53,600
Speaker 4: cicada in it.

1195
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:55,239
Speaker 1: Is this kind of like when you get the tequila

1196
00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:58,520
Speaker 1: with a worm in is sort of like that, but cicadas,

1197
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:00,440
Speaker 1: you know, they came out recently.

1198
00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:02,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can see what it looks like on our

1199
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:05,080
Speaker 4: Insta stories at Brook and Jeffrey. But a place called

1200
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:08,440
Speaker 4: Noon Whistle Brewing is serving cicada in few shots of

1201
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:09,920
Speaker 4: Chicago's famous.

1202
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:12,160
Speaker 6: Malort a wormwood liqueur.

1203
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:16,239
Speaker 4: That's been compared to citrus flavored gasoline hasty. All of

1204
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:19,360
Speaker 4: that sounded so delicious to me. And that's before you

1205
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:22,240
Speaker 4: even add the cicada to it. They claim the natural

1206
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:25,080
Speaker 4: flavor of the bug adds a lot and that it's

1207
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:32,759
Speaker 4: reminiscent of succulent lobsters swimming in gas wows.

1208
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:34,840
Speaker 1: But everyone could think of the one friend they'd go

1209
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:37,960
Speaker 1: out with, it would actually take this. It's awesome, it's

1210
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:39,239
Speaker 1: so good above.

1211
00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:41,640
Speaker 4: It A cicada shots sell for five dollars each, but

1212
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:43,719
Speaker 4: if you really want one, they're easy enough to make

1213
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:46,840
Speaker 4: it home. Someone posted a YouTube video this weekend of

1214
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:48,440
Speaker 4: people drinking them at a tailgate.

1215
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:53,400
Speaker 1: Okay, let's sun like jungle juice, but more jungly.

1216
00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:56,400
Speaker 6: This Melanzer story is out of kids. Corners.

1217
00:56:57,680 --> 00:57:01,080
Speaker 4: Don't get on your Alexa's bad side, because she's apparently

1218
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:02,880
Speaker 4: got a lot of poll with your children.

1219
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:03,560
Speaker 2: Really.

1220
00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:06,480
Speaker 4: I say that because a new joint study by researchers

1221
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:10,400
Speaker 4: in Sweden, Germany and Australia found little kids trust robots

1222
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:16,160
Speaker 4: more than adults. Now. They had kids age three to

1223
00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:20,240
Speaker 4: six watch videos of robots and humans labeling different objects

1224
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:23,880
Speaker 4: and sometimes mislabeling them, and in the end the kids

1225
00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:25,920
Speaker 4: were more likely to trust the robot and think the

1226
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:27,760
Speaker 4: humans were the ones who were the liars.

1227
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:29,400
Speaker 2: I mean, who is doing it wrong?

1228
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:29,720
Speaker 10: Though?

1229
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:30,760
Speaker 1: Were they right?

1230
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:33,120
Speaker 4: They would both they would both be wrong and both

1231
00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:33,480
Speaker 4: be right.

1232
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:36,240
Speaker 6: You're just trying who would the kids trust more?

1233
00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:36,640
Speaker 13: God.

1234
00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:39,440
Speaker 4: Kids were also more forgiving of robots when they found

1235
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:42,360
Speaker 4: out they'd labeled something wrong, and more likely to think

1236
00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:46,760
Speaker 4: the humans were doing it on purpose, because.

1237
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:48,640
Speaker 1: When my kids Alexa get something wrong, there is some

1238
00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:50,560
Speaker 1: anger that comes to child's mouth.

1239
00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:53,560
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1240
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:56,720
Speaker 4: Researchers also ask them who they prefer to learn from

1241
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:57,960
Speaker 4: and share their secrets with.

1242
00:57:58,360 --> 00:58:00,560
Speaker 6: Most of the kids said robots for both.

1243
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:03,960
Speaker 2: That's not a good sign.

1244
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:06,320
Speaker 1: Do you feel bad if you put your kid in

1245
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:08,120
Speaker 1: this study and then that's the result.

1246
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:09,680
Speaker 2: We wait a minute.

1247
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:12,600
Speaker 4: Some of the older children more likely to trust humans

1248
00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:15,680
Speaker 4: once the robots were shown to be unreliable. But they

1249
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:19,160
Speaker 4: found that your toddler probably thinks that robots never lie,

1250
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:21,440
Speaker 4: or at least not as much as you do.

1251
00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:24,880
Speaker 1: Wow, they used to think that adults never lied, So

1252
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:26,120
Speaker 1: we've changed from there.

1253
00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:28,960
Speaker 4: Kids are getting too smart. Now we should actually do

1254
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:32,440
Speaker 4: our own study. Who would you trust more? Brook or

1255
00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:37,480
Speaker 4: a turtle? We just need to rustle up twelve children,

1256
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:41,840
Speaker 4: head under the local elementary school and ask to borrow

1257
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:45,040
Speaker 4: a dozen kids for an experiment. We'll have them back

1258
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:48,040
Speaker 4: by lunch, we swear. And that's how means laser stories

1259
00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:49,080
Speaker 4: has come to an end for the day.

1260
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:51,120
Speaker 6: We'll do it again, same time on.

1261
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:54,400
Speaker 12: Friday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1262
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:05,479
Speaker 4: Did you know that every time Brook wins a game

1263
00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:11,160
Speaker 4: of trivia, her glasses grow one millimeter thicker. She's like

1264
00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:14,200
Speaker 4: the Pinocchio of the trivia world.

1265
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:15,240
Speaker 12: Ow bruh.

1266
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:17,960
Speaker 2: She started in fourth grade. I'll tell you that.

1267
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:21,800
Speaker 4: Now she's got the Hubble Space telescope right on her face.

1268
00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:25,520
Speaker 4: And today Brookinocchio is playing a woman who's actually been

1269
00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:28,400
Speaker 4: on with us one time before Tide Brook.

1270
00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:31,040
Speaker 6: But that's not the most notable thing that happened.

1271
00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:34,520
Speaker 4: Jillian is an artist and made the mistake of telling

1272
00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:38,200
Speaker 4: us her Instagram handle, which we proceeded to make fun

1273
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:40,480
Speaker 4: of mercilessly on the show.

1274
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:42,400
Speaker 1: We did, so she.

1275
00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:47,240
Speaker 4: Changed it to something else. Jillian, what's the results of

1276
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:50,080
Speaker 4: your new handle it?

1277
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:52,200
Speaker 1: Why did we make fun of it before?

1278
00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:57,760
Speaker 5: Because it was stupid, It made no sense. It was

1279
00:59:57,800 --> 00:59:58,840
Speaker 5: just a bunch of initials.

1280
01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:01,360
Speaker 10: I was just gonna say.

1281
01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:03,160
Speaker 11: We've had people before that are like follow me at

1282
01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:05,800
Speaker 11: Jay underscore forty two exclamation point.

1283
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:07,640
Speaker 4: We're like, you may want to make it easier, So

1284
01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:09,800
Speaker 4: what's the new handle that people should go to?

1285
01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:13,600
Speaker 5: Lady of the canvas, Lady of the canvas.

1286
01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:17,360
Speaker 1: Oh, oh my god, I will say, I do expect

1287
01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:21,760
Speaker 1: a woman with big bosoms? I mean, all right, I'm

1288
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:28,000
Speaker 1: gonnaway lady on the canvas. Okay, Brooks, No like a

1289
01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:29,800
Speaker 1: Renaissance fair bootier thing.

1290
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:32,440
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, it's classy, it's tasteful.

1291
01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:34,720
Speaker 4: God is all right? Brooks's gonna leave the studio while

1292
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:36,760
Speaker 4: she heads out. Let's go over the rules. He got

1293
01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:38,920
Speaker 4: thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If

1294
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:40,320
Speaker 4: you don't know when, you could say past. But you

1295
01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:41,760
Speaker 4: have to beat her outright if you want to win.

1296
01:00:41,880 --> 01:00:42,640
Speaker 4: Are you ready?

1297
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:43,560
Speaker 5: I'm ready?

1298
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:46,840
Speaker 4: Good luck? Your time starts now. Mark Wahlberg celebrates a

1299
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:49,640
Speaker 4: birthday today. He was born in what Northeastern state?

1300
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:50,680
Speaker 12: Oh?

1301
01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:55,200
Speaker 4: What color are the stars on the American flag? Who

1302
01:00:55,280 --> 01:01:00,600
Speaker 4: was the only US president to ever resign from office?

1303
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:03,240
Speaker 4: In Harry Potter? What was the name of the headmaster

1304
01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:08,040
Speaker 4: at Hogwarts? Doubledore Cardio is the shortened version of what

1305
01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:13,160
Speaker 4: word cardiovascular? What actor plays fictional characters Ali g and Borat?

1306
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:14,680
Speaker 12: Oh?

1307
01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:15,800
Speaker 5: I don't know what time?

1308
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:21,000
Speaker 1: That was?

1309
01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:23,960
Speaker 4: Solid work there, Jillian, well done. Brooks's gonna come back

1310
01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:25,800
Speaker 4: into the studio. She's really scrolling through all.

1311
01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:26,800
Speaker 6: Of your photos right now.

1312
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:31,880
Speaker 4: She just follows you. Now apparently, Jillian, it says that

1313
01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:34,160
Speaker 4: you're at the dog park right now. Can you set

1314
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:35,920
Speaker 4: the scene for us, give us a little play by

1315
01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:37,880
Speaker 4: play action of what's happening at the dog park.

1316
01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:42,200
Speaker 5: I am I'm in this like gaz bo thing, and

1317
01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:44,240
Speaker 5: I'm just I got my chucket and I'm throwing the

1318
01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:46,800
Speaker 5: ball to the dogs and they're losing the damn nine.

1319
01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:49,040
Speaker 5: But when your a producer called, they were streaming in

1320
01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:50,600
Speaker 5: the car because they were so excited that they were

1321
01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:51,200
Speaker 5: the dog pluck.

1322
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:55,680
Speaker 6: What kind of dogs do you have?

1323
01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:57,560
Speaker 5: I have a mutt and a Golden retriever?

1324
01:01:57,800 --> 01:02:00,080
Speaker 1: Okay, do you think the Golden Retriever makes fun of

1325
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:03,000
Speaker 1: the mud like I'm pure bread?

1326
01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:06,280
Speaker 6: All right, Brooke, it's turn.

1327
01:02:06,320 --> 01:02:06,800
Speaker 4: Are you ready?

1328
01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:07,080
Speaker 2: Yes?

1329
01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:10,600
Speaker 4: Your time starts now. Mark Wahlberg celebrates a birthday today.

1330
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:12,720
Speaker 4: He was born in what northeastern state?

1331
01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:14,720
Speaker 1: Oh, Massachusetts?

1332
01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:17,360
Speaker 6: What color are the stars on the American flag?

1333
01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:18,080
Speaker 4: White?

1334
01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:21,320
Speaker 6: Who was the only US President to ever resign from office?

1335
01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:22,240
Speaker 2: Nixon?

1336
01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:25,360
Speaker 4: In Harry Potter, What was the name of the headmaster

1337
01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:26,280
Speaker 4: at Hogwarts?

1338
01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:29,640
Speaker 2: The headmaster was Dumbledore.

1339
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:31,960
Speaker 6: Cardio is the shortened version.

1340
01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:33,880
Speaker 1: Of what word cardiovascular?

1341
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,920
Speaker 6: What actor plays fictional characters Ali g and.

1342
01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:39,760
Speaker 1: Borat Oh Sasha Cohen.

1343
01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:42,160
Speaker 4: All right, we'll take that.

1344
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:44,040
Speaker 6: Let's go to the scoreboard to see how you boll

1345
01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:44,920
Speaker 6: did with Jose.

1346
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:50,520
Speaker 4: Soda says, give me a sip, Jillian.

1347
01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:51,200
Speaker 10: You did amazing.

1348
01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:52,000
Speaker 1: Five.

1349
01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:55,080
Speaker 8: There we go.

1350
01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:57,880
Speaker 11: It's a rare day when you get five correct in

1351
01:02:58,000 --> 01:02:59,320
Speaker 11: general and Brook.

1352
01:02:59,280 --> 01:03:05,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks, plaister, I'm the Fifer.

1353
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,720
Speaker 4: You're gonna have to keep changing your Instagram handle until

1354
01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:10,120
Speaker 4: you find one that could beat Brooke.

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Speaker 6: Let's go to the answers for everybody.

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Speaker 4: Mark Wahlberg celebrates a birthday to day he was born

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Speaker 4: in Massachusetts, Boston native. He turns fifty three. The stars

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Speaker 4: on the American flag are colored white. The US president,

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Speaker 4: the only one to resign from office, was Richard Nixon

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Speaker 4: in nineteen seventy four, and Harry Potter, the headmaster at Hogwarts,

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Speaker 4: his professor Dumbledore. Cardio's the shortened version of cardiovascular, and

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Speaker 4: the actor who plays Ali Gan Boret is Sasha Baron Cohen. Jillian,

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry it was not enough to win today, but

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Speaker 4: just for playing, you do win a food and fun

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Speaker 4: package for the Taste Northwest of the Washington State Fairgrounds

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Speaker 4: from June twenty eighth through the thirtieth. The free event

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Speaker 4: features one hundred and fifty plus food and marketplace vendors,

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Speaker 4: five stages with live entertainment and comedy, local chef cookoff battles,

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Speaker 4: outdoor beer garden, and more.

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Speaker 5: Sounds so fun, sound fun?

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And I love your Instagram, so Bank, I just follow you.

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Speaker 5: See that means by when you will already want.

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Speaker 6: What was the handle against Sasha his bosoms?

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Speaker 1: Lady Lady of the Canvas, There you go go follow her.

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Speaker 4: Thanks for Boy and Jilly, and we'll be back to

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Speaker 4: do wind Brooks Books same time

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Speaker 12: Tomorrow, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.