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Speaker 1: your head, Chris, although it does suck that that joke
Speaker 1: is ruined now because it looks like the book is
Speaker 1: gonna sell really good and now it's not funny anymore.
Speaker 1: The world famous author stuff was great when I never
Speaker 1: sold a book before, because the Communists would go crazy
Speaker 1: because they have no sense of humor whatsoever. And so
Speaker 1: I'd say, world famous author, and these all these journalists,
Speaker 1: that Daily Beast, world famous. You've never even written a book,
Speaker 1: and it's great that they never got it. And now
Speaker 1: it's sold, and that sucks. That joke's ruined. It's all
Speaker 1: ruined now. Anyway, remember Friday's an Ask Doctor Jesse Friday,
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Speaker 1: now to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Gavin Newsoon
Speaker 1: wants to be president so bad dude. Dude is out
Speaker 1: there as governor at California proposing new amendments every time.
Speaker 2: It's the same.
Speaker 1: I can't get over the music. I'm sorry, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let him play. Sorry, I'm gonna let him.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let the guy play. But the music, Chris,
Speaker 1: hear me out. Now, you're not gonna want to do this,
Speaker 1: But Chris Michael, hear me out. I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: need you guys to play the music. I need some
Speaker 1: music like this, if not this identical music on the no,
Speaker 1: hear me out. Hear me out. You don't even know
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna say. Actually you might. I need the
Speaker 1: same background music on my soundboard for whenever I'm trying
Speaker 1: to make a really earnest point. Oh this is a
Speaker 1: great idea. Yeah, Chris, I just came up with this
Speaker 1: on the air. Please can you get me something like this,
Speaker 1: something dramatic, so when I'm talking about cheeseburgers.
Speaker 2: Or something, I can say it every time. It's the same.
Speaker 2: They tell us we can't stop these massacres. They say
Speaker 2: we can't stop domestic terrorism without violating the Second Amendment,
Speaker 2: and the thoughts and prayers are the best we can do.
Speaker 2: I'm here to say.
Speaker 1: It's a piano, Chris, you idiot. We can surely we
Speaker 1: can have some piano stuff like the stuff that's really dramatic.
Speaker 1: You know how, I'm a very dramatic an earnest person.
Speaker 2: That's a lie. In this country, we do have the power,
Speaker 2: the power to change things, to reclaim our freedom from fear,
Speaker 2: our ability to make a more perfect union is.
Speaker 1: The more I think about this idea, the more I
Speaker 1: like this idea. Chris, I need this button. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: need a background music button. That's extremely earnest. Anyway, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna stop interrupted. I'm gonna start it over again because
Speaker 1: this is this idea is coming to me and I
Speaker 1: like it. But anyway, go ahead, Gavin Newsom, go on
Speaker 1: with your hair jail.
Speaker 2: Every time, it's the same. They tell us we can't
Speaker 2: stop these massacres. They say, we can't stop domestic terrorism
Speaker 2: without violating the Second Amendment, and the thoughts and prayers
Speaker 2: are the best we can do. I'm here to say
Speaker 2: that's a lie. In this country, we do have the power,
Speaker 2: the power to change things, to reclaim our freedom from fear,
Speaker 2: our ability to make a more perfect union is literally
Speaker 2: written into the Constitution.
Speaker 1: I didn't know he was going to say it. I
Speaker 1: didn't catch it when I listened earlier. It's literally written in.
Speaker 1: Is it literally written in Cavin. You can't just be
Speaker 1: it's written into the constitution. It hasd to be literally
Speaker 1: written in. What did literally add to that? It added nothing,
Speaker 1: nothing whatsoever. It was not necessary what Chris, Yeah, Chris,
Speaker 1: you know what. Yes, give me my music. Now, give
Speaker 1: me my music. Come on, Chris. Yes, my name is
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly, and I'm here on behalf of a nation
Speaker 1: in need, a nation that needs to stop using the
Speaker 1: word literally, because the word literally is it's pulling us
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Speaker 1: for more. You are meant for more. We don't need
Speaker 1: to use the word literally. We don't have to continue
Speaker 1: with these filler words like literally and h and m
Speaker 1: and Mike. We are better than that, and so me today,
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly, I'm asking you, baking you with tears in
Speaker 1: my eyes. Let us lay this word down. Let us
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Speaker 1: its head in that way. The word literally can never
Speaker 1: ever come back again. This is Jesse Kelly. Thank you
Speaker 1: for this message paid for by Jesse Kelly against literally.
Speaker 1: That was wonderful, Chris, thank you. We need to bring
Speaker 1: that back. We need to bring that back. All right,
Speaker 1: I swear on my life, I'm not going to interrupt Gov.
Speaker 1: Her hair jail again. Here he is every time.
Speaker 2: It's the same. They tell us we can't stop these massacres.
Speaker 2: They say we can't stop domestic terrorism without violating the
Speaker 2: Second Amendment, and the thoughts and prayers are the best
Speaker 2: we can do. I'm here to say that's a lie.
Speaker 2: In this country, we do have the power, the power
Speaker 2: to change things, to reclaim our freedom from fear, our
Speaker 2: ability to make a more perfect union is literally written
Speaker 2: into the Constitution. So today I'm proposing the twenty eighth
Speaker 2: Amendment to the United States Constitution to do just that.
Speaker 2: The twenty eighth Amendment permanently enshrines four additions to the
Speaker 2: laws of our land. It raises the minimum age to
Speaker 2: purchase a firearm from eighteen to twenty one, because if
Speaker 2: you can't buy a beer, you shouldn't be able to
Speaker 2: buy a gun. It mandates universal background checks to prevent
Speaker 2: truly dangerous people from purchasing a gun that can be
Speaker 2: used in a crime. This fight won't be easy, and
Speaker 2: it certainly won't be fast. Convening a constitutional convention requires
Speaker 2: two thirds of the states to call for this. California
Speaker 2: will be the first, but that's just the beginning.
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Speaker 2: Protect our communities and protect our freedom. Support the twenty eighth.
Speaker 1: He's proposing an amendment, an amendment that bans the Second Amendment. Essentially,
Speaker 1: he's supposed he's proposing eliminating the Second Amendment. Now, for
Speaker 1: those of you who have yelled at me that you
Speaker 1: don't think he's going to run for president, and he
Speaker 1: really may not because if Biden does, if they don't
Speaker 1: manage to run Biden out, he can't. He's not going
Speaker 1: to challenge Joe Biden. But I believe they're going to
Speaker 1: run Biden out. How many governors in the history of
Speaker 1: the United States of America have you ever heard propose
Speaker 1: an amendment to the Constitution. Gavenuson wants to run for president.
Speaker 1: He wants to run for president. Bad real bad seven
Speaker 1: seven four three seven three. I don't even have the
Speaker 1: heart to get to the Girl Scouts yet, Eddie Tennessee, go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I am so fed up with the Republicans. They're useless. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they screwed up the whole debt ceiling thing. They do
Speaker 3: not do anything about all these bis indictments of Trump,
Speaker 3: and I know there's nothing they can do as far
Speaker 3: as stopping it, but they can do something to make
Speaker 3: it problematic for them. They don't even every Republican should
Speaker 3: be up in arms, should be just raising the immortal
Speaker 3: every single day that you see them on television or
Speaker 3: on the radio. And it's like they're complacent and there's
Speaker 3: no justice in the United States today. When somebody can
Speaker 3: get convicted of murder in Texas for shooting a guy
Speaker 3: that's pent in ak forty seven a m. There's no
Speaker 3: justice in the United States whatsoever.
Speaker 1: And Joe, I'll stop you when you're lying. Look, I
Speaker 1: let it go because I hope republic I know Republicans. Listen, Senators, Congressman,
Speaker 1: you guys need to understand. It's not just me screaming
Speaker 1: into the microphone that feels like there's no justice to
Speaker 1: be had in this country anymore. This is how the
Speaker 1: American people feel, and the American people are starting to
Speaker 1: rightfully blame you and your pathetic cowardice. You go along,
Speaker 1: get along stuff, And you know what, half the problem is.
Speaker 1: It's not just just that these guys are a bunch
Speaker 1: of low t weenies. Half the problem is a lot
Speaker 1: of these guys are bought out. If you dig into
Speaker 1: the campaign donations, what you'll find is anytime there's any
Speaker 1: kind of a GOP proposal, which every g every decent
Speaker 1: GOP proposal, comes from the House Freedom Caucus. Essentially, if
Speaker 1: you're a congressman isn't in the House Freedom caucas he
Speaker 1: probably sucks. But every good proposal comes to the House
Speaker 1: Freedom Caucus, and whenever they want to get something done,
Speaker 1: if there, if their efforts are knee capped in any way,
Speaker 1: well look and we'll say, wow, what, how could you
Speaker 1: do that? Why would you stand against a big tech
Speaker 1: regulation or something like that, not a regulation but an
Speaker 1: attack on big tech. And you'll be like, how could
Speaker 1: that guy? How could that guy stand against that? And
Speaker 1: then you pull up his FEC report and he'll be like, oh, wow,
Speaker 1: the GOP congressman who just he just stopped the effort
Speaker 1: to go after Facebook for election interference. Look at that
Speaker 1: a big campaign donation to him from Facebook. And people
Speaker 1: are tired of it. I'm tired of it. I'm tired
Speaker 1: of a low t GOP. I'm tired of not having
Speaker 1: a party in Washington, DC that fights for me and
Speaker 1: he's right. They sit by and they watch Trump get indicted.
Speaker 1: And this, Remember this is the junior varsity indictment. As
Speaker 1: I said, the big boys coming next week. This is
Speaker 1: the junior varsity indictment. Or not next week, next month
Speaker 1: or the month after. They think it's July or August,
Speaker 1: the one that might send Trump to federal prison. And
Speaker 1: still the GOP twiddles its thumb like it like everything's
Speaker 1: just normal. Wow, we've got to come together on the
Speaker 1: debt agreement. We definitely do. Sick of it. You know
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Speaker 1: So Trump's indicted and this is America's foreign policy.
Speaker 4: Now, I'm announcing today a series.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, foreign and domestic policy. Didn't want to speak
Speaker 1: out of turn.
Speaker 4: I'm announcing today a series of new initiatives that we're
Speaker 4: taking to protect the LGBT community. Number One, we're in
Speaker 4: a strength to the physical safety dedicated resources, the federal
Speaker 4: coordination of better protect Pride celebrations, marches, community centers, health
Speaker 4: care providers, and small businesses. Secondly, we're addressing the civil
Speaker 4: rights violations. A new coordinator to protect LGBT students from
Speaker 4: book bands, which make it harder for kids to learn
Speaker 4: and may violate their civil rights. At the same time,
Speaker 4: we're also engaging in mental health and other supports. More
Speaker 4: mental health resources and funding the health families support their kids.
Speaker 4: New efforts to protect LGBTs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm already bored. Headline. Girl Scouts push LGBT he
Speaker 1: Q plus agenda with the Pride patch. That's right, Girl
Speaker 1: Scouts now can earn a Pride patch. And I just
Speaker 1: want to remind you again that the communist goes after
Speaker 1: because maybe you're sitting there right now, understandably saying why
Speaker 1: couldn't they just leave the girl Scouts alone? Why the
Speaker 1: girl Scout? You couldn't just let us have the girl Scouts.
Speaker 1: It's the same thing you and I both said when
Speaker 1: they took Disney. It's the same thing we said when
Speaker 1: they took the NFL. It's the same thing we said
Speaker 1: when they took Nascar. It's the same thing we said
Speaker 1: over and over. Why couldn't they just leave blank alone? Well,
Speaker 1: the Communist doesn't leave anything alone. It's a religion of destruction.
Speaker 1: He believes he's religiously obligated to destroy everything, and he
Speaker 1: specifically goes after the things that are good and sacred
Speaker 1: on purpose. Why do you think he goes after children?
Speaker 1: You know that children, and I'm not doing some hokey corny.
Speaker 1: Children are the future thing. Children are the best of us.
Speaker 1: They're better than we are. They're just wonderful. What do
Speaker 1: you think. I always loved that part of the Bible
Speaker 1: when there were all these people gathered around Jesus and
Speaker 1: the kids were trying to get to them, and they
Speaker 1: were trying to show the kids away. Right, come on,
Speaker 1: we want to hear what Jesus has to saying he said, no, what, no,
Speaker 1: you move the kids come, these are the best. That's
Speaker 1: why they went after the kids. That's why these despicable
Speaker 1: women go into the schools and go after your kids
Speaker 1: as teachers. That's why they sit down and they write
Speaker 1: the Disney movies for your kids. That's why they write
Speaker 1: Nickelodeon Junior for your kids. With drag queens. Did you
Speaker 1: think they were going to let you have the Girl Scouts,
Speaker 1: a wonderful organization that has been teaching young ladies values
Speaker 1: and right and wrong and responsibility for years. The Communist
Speaker 1: would never look at that and say, hey, man, that's
Speaker 1: a good organization. I should keep that alone. The Communists
Speaker 1: saw a new mountain to climb. He saw a new
Speaker 1: thing that he had to conquer. That's why they do it.
Speaker 1: They do it because it's good. They do it because
Speaker 1: it's something that matters to you. They do it because
Speaker 1: the kids are involved. This is why I am an
Speaker 1: anti communist. I do not believe in living and let living.
Speaker 1: I do not believe freedom is preserved by practicing it.
Speaker 1: I do not believe in a hands off approach to
Speaker 1: these people. I believe in aggressive anti communism, and that's
Speaker 1: why I want states to pass absurdly aggressive anti communist
Speaker 1: laws to get these communists to flee your state, flee
Speaker 1: your area, because these people are evil. They are not bad,
Speaker 1: they are evil. But enjoy the new scissor patch for
Speaker 1: the girl scoutsh Tawny San Diego, Go.
Speaker 3: Hi.
Speaker 5: How can the same system that's trying to run Joe
Speaker 5: Biden out be the same system responsible for trying to
Speaker 5: run Trump out?
Speaker 1: Well, Joe Biden is not. Actually, it's a very good question.
Speaker 1: Joe Biden is not in charge of anything. You probably
Speaker 1: you know this already, Tony. Joe Biden's not running anything.
Speaker 1: The President of the United States of America does not
Speaker 1: run the system, and the president the head of the Democrats,
Speaker 1: he doesn't run anything, and he definitely doesn't run anything
Speaker 1: when he's Joe Biden. The system, Remember this, the system.
Speaker 1: All these people who lead every single one of our
Speaker 1: cultural institutions. They figured out that they don't like America,
Speaker 1: or at least don't care about it, but that they
Speaker 1: can loot this place dry and acquire all this power
Speaker 1: for themselves if and only if they work together and
Speaker 1: protect each other at all costs, and always put the
Speaker 1: system ahead of any individual person. So whenever there's a
Speaker 1: problem that arises, they'll lock shields if they have to
Speaker 1: to protect the system, because the system only exists to
Speaker 1: protect the system. But if somebody, anybody, Joe Biden included,
Speaker 1: turns out to be detrimental to the system or a
Speaker 1: threat to the system, then Joe's gotta go. And look,
Speaker 1: that's a theory of mine. I don't know that. I
Speaker 1: do know that they want him gone that much. I
Speaker 1: do know whether they'll be able to do that. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I've thought for the longest time they're going
Speaker 1: to use the corruption hunter Biden's stuff to run him
Speaker 1: out so they can replace him with Gavin Newsom. Why
Speaker 1: they hate Trump is obvious. Trump hates their foreign wars,
Speaker 1: which enriches all of them. They all get rich off
Speaker 1: the foreign wars. Trump named names, which you shouldn't do.
Speaker 1: Trump tried to secure the border, which that's a huge
Speaker 1: benefit for these people. They know they have to flood
Speaker 1: the country with illegal immigrants. The system is only loyal
Speaker 1: to the system. The system exists to protect the system.
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Speaker 1: I can't take it anymore. Even Gavin Newsom is plaguing
Speaker 1: me every time.
Speaker 2: It's it's the same. They tell us we can't stop
Speaker 2: these massacres. They say we can't stop domestic terrorism without
Speaker 2: violating the Second Amendment, and the thoughts and prayers are
Speaker 2: the best we can do. I'm here to say that's
Speaker 2: a lie. In this country, we do have the power,
Speaker 2: the power to change things, to reclaim our freedom from fear.
Speaker 2: Her ability to make a more perfect union is literally
Speaker 2: written into the.
Speaker 1: He even had to put the extra emphasis on it. Chris,
Speaker 1: I feel like that part was meant for me. I
Speaker 1: feel like that was a special dig at me. He
Speaker 1: did that literally like the extra white woman does. He
Speaker 1: went extually, he went full white woman. There can't take it,
Speaker 1: Joanna and Tennessee, did you hear him say literally, I
Speaker 1: feel like that was for me, Jessee.
Speaker 5: I am so proud of you, and I am going
Speaker 5: out to buy two books tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I am, I am. You were the best,
Speaker 1: You were the best. I can't believe you, guys. I
Speaker 1: can't believe you, guys. I cannot believe the book is
Speaker 1: currently Look, it was never supposed to get to the
Speaker 1: top fifty as a political book. It's number seven in
Speaker 1: the country. I don't think it'll rise from there. I
Speaker 1: don't think that should not be possible. It's by far
Speaker 1: number one in every political category there is on Amazon.
Speaker 1: That's that's not that's not right. I can't believe that. Uh,
Speaker 1: either way, I don't think it'll rise from there. But
Speaker 1: I'm it's not me. Don't don't tell me you're proud
Speaker 1: of me. Y'all are the ones who bought the book.
Speaker 1: I didn't buy that on copy. I didn't. I didn't
Speaker 1: buy a copy. You bought the copy. Yeah, anyway, anyway,
Speaker 1: Jill Biden, do you want to know what? You want
Speaker 1: to know? Why? You want to know why? I know
Speaker 1: the system's angry with Joe. Jill Biden is vetting staff,
Speaker 1: She's blasting the presidential aids and she's seeking to protect
Speaker 1: her husband. Apparently her influence is increasing around the White House.
Speaker 1: Jill Biden, the one with that still has a brain,
Speaker 1: and the one who speaks Spanish like Jill Biden is.
Speaker 1: She sees the wolves circling. She knows and remember Joe Biden.
Speaker 1: Joe Biden is busted. They have the details now people
Speaker 1: have seen the details. Joe Biden is a criminal, something
Speaker 1: we've known for a while. He tried to give this
Speaker 1: lame answer today, but he's in trouble.
Speaker 5: The euile that you sold out the country. Give a
Speaker 5: response to the progressional Republicans.
Speaker 1: Where's the money, Where's where's the money? Yeah, Joe, they
Speaker 1: know where the money is. They know you got paid.
Speaker 1: You were in trouble. Mister author, you say people with
Speaker 1: no shot of winning an election to gain some You say,
Speaker 1: people with no shot of winning an election run to
Speaker 1: gain name recognition so that they may sell more books
Speaker 1: in the future. Do you think you should have run
Speaker 1: for president to increase brand recognition and in turn increase
Speaker 1: book sales. That's actually a very good question. I could
Speaker 1: never run for president. My views are far outside of
Speaker 1: the mainstream of this country. The second, I stood up
Speaker 1: in front of an audience, even a quote conservative audience,
Speaker 1: and said that we should repeal child labor laws. The
Speaker 1: whole crowd would grown and they would think, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: it was this savage. He's probably kidding, right, And then
Speaker 1: when they saw I wasn't kidding, they would do it.
Speaker 1: Plus I'm not allowed to do my shows, plus don't.
Speaker 1: I'm obviously floored that people are buying it, and I'm thrilled.
Speaker 1: Who knows what kind of check that's going to be.
Speaker 1: I hopefully I get a fat check for it. But
Speaker 1: I did not write this book for money. I wrote
Speaker 1: this book because it was something I believed in. I
Speaker 1: thought if I sat down and put all my thoughts
Speaker 1: kind of in a book on anti communism, I thought
Speaker 1: it might be I had hoped this is what i'd hoped. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know this is gonna sound really corny. This is
Speaker 1: what I had hoped. I had hoped families would read
Speaker 1: it together, and that kids would read it. I look
Speaker 1: at my kids, and I worry about them, not because
Speaker 1: they're not great boys. They're unbelievable boys. I can't believe
Speaker 1: the boys I have, But I worry about the world
Speaker 1: I'm sending them out into. Am I doing enough? I
Speaker 1: tell the wife. Sometimes I feel like I have a
Speaker 1: complex that I am I doing enough? Have I taught
Speaker 1: them enough? Am I preparing them enough? It's the one thing,
Speaker 1: and I'm not an anxious parent, but it is the
Speaker 1: thing that gets me. Are they gonna call me one day?
Speaker 1: Or are they gonna run into something one day in
Speaker 1: this evil world in which we live and say, Dad,
Speaker 1: why didn't you tell me? Dad? Why didn't you? Why
Speaker 1: didn't you prepare me for this? And it's something. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I know this is weird. I don't know what's wrong
Speaker 1: with me, but it's something that plagues me. I wanted.
Speaker 1: I wanted something so families can read it and prepare
Speaker 1: themselves for this world. And also something that gives us.
Speaker 1: It's not just history, because it's got all kinds of
Speaker 1: history in it, as you can imagine something that gives
Speaker 1: us action items. What do we do? Yeah we know
Speaker 1: what sucks? Yeah, okay, we get it. Things suck? Tell
Speaker 1: me what to do? I put down my thoughts in
Speaker 1: the book. I had no idea it would sell none whatsoever.
Speaker 1: I assumed because I have a radio show and a
Speaker 1: TV show it would sell something. It's not like I
Speaker 1: thought it would just sit and collect dust on the shelf.
Speaker 1: Nobody had any idea it was going to do this.
Speaker 1: I just got a message from the publisher, Simon and Schuster.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I'll read it for you for Abatim. I
Speaker 1: just got an email. This is what it said, quote
Speaker 1: I have never and they put it in capitol letters.
Speaker 1: This is not from my people, this is from the publisher.
Speaker 1: I have never seen so many Amazon reviews up so soon,
Speaker 1: ninety four or five star reviews already. That's you. You've
Speaker 1: done that. Don't thank me, you did. I had no
Speaker 1: idea this was something people were gonna like. And people
Speaker 1: were emailing me and texting me saying that they're reading
Speaker 1: and the whole thing in one day, they listen to
Speaker 1: the whole thing in one day, and they're they're gifting
Speaker 1: it to other people. I had no I didn't know
Speaker 1: that was gonna happen. I had no idea. Floor I'm floored, man.
Speaker 1: It takes a lot to for me. You know what,
Speaker 1: You've got some more good news, a lot better news
Speaker 1: than the book. Worst month ever for ESG funds as
Speaker 1: British investors pull three hundred million pounds out of it.
Speaker 1: The ESG cartel, the ESG thing, It was one of
Speaker 1: those things that these finance giants in America, really in
Speaker 1: the West, America, Britain, France, all these It was one
Speaker 1: of the things they needed. They needed it to remain
Speaker 1: outside of Normy Norms area. They didn't want Norman norm
Speaker 1: to find out. I've told you that story before about
Speaker 1: sitting with my neighbors all. I mean, I don't want
Speaker 1: to say they're successful, because look, they're all good people,
Speaker 1: they're all normal people like us, and they're all they
Speaker 1: all vote Republican. And I sat around one night and
Speaker 1: I brought up ESG and to a man to a woman.
Speaker 1: It was a bunch of couples. We were sitting out back,
Speaker 1: having a couple of beers to a man to a woman.
Speaker 1: None of them even knew what I was talking about.
Speaker 1: And I made them pull up their phones. I said,
Speaker 1: you go look up your bank right now and look
Speaker 1: up their ESG page. What ESG page? Your bank has
Speaker 1: an ESG page. So they looked it up and were floored.
Speaker 1: They needed Normy norm to never find out what ESG was.
Speaker 1: The Communists really did the finance giants who really run things.
Speaker 1: It ain't the Joe Bidens of the world. It's the
Speaker 1: black Rocks, the state streets, the vanguards, the Bill Gates,
Speaker 1: the klou Schwabs, detech giants, the Mark Zuckerberg's. These are
Speaker 1: the people who really These are the elites who really
Speaker 1: run things. They needed you, well, not you, you're not
Speaker 1: Norman Norm. They needed your neighbor Norm to never find out,
Speaker 1: to never find out that, wait a minute, you're taking
Speaker 1: our investment funds and you're not even trying to make
Speaker 1: maximum money with my retirement money. Hold on, you're sending
Speaker 1: my money for solar panels instead of oil because you
Speaker 1: don't like carbon. What they needed Norm to never find out,
Speaker 1: and to be honest, Norm wouldn't never have found out
Speaker 1: if they hadn't gone all in on the tranny stuff. Again,
Speaker 1: it's the tranny stuff that really really hurt these people.
Speaker 1: That was what slapped Norm awake. It wasn't the oil
Speaker 1: and the carbon. Norm is used to all this stuff,
Speaker 1: Oh save the planet bull crap. Norm was used to
Speaker 1: all that. What Norm wasn't used to is grabbing a
Speaker 1: bud light and finding a dude dress dressed up like
Speaker 1: a chick on the cover of it. That was what
Speaker 1: woke Norm up. Norm said, Okay, what why they needed
Speaker 1: Norm to not start looking into things. I have more
Speaker 1: of my normy friends, most of my old Marine Corps
Speaker 1: buddies actually, that are asking me political questions now than
Speaker 1: they ever have. Normally, our group texts are just jokes
Speaker 1: and funny, inappropriate things we say about each other and
Speaker 1: other people. Now they're asking political questions because of the
Speaker 1: tranny stuff. Hey Jesse, why this? Hey did you see this?
Speaker 1: Could you explain this? It woke wre me nor them up?
Speaker 1: He thinks to himself, Oh my gosh, these women have
Speaker 1: a penis, and then all of a sudden, he's uncomfortable. Right,
Speaker 1: all right, we got one more segment left, and then
Speaker 1: ask doctor Jesse comes and I'm excited about that. I
Speaker 1: will get to a couple calls next eight seven seven
Speaker 1: three seven seven four three seven three, then headlines I
Speaker 1: didn't get to, and then we're getting to ask doctor
Speaker 1: Jesse Friday. Let's talk first about eating. Let's talk about
Speaker 1: eating each other. Because I thought, what, Chris, I've thought
Speaker 1: about this. What if disaster comes and we're at work
Speaker 1: and we have to draw straws to see which one
Speaker 1: of us gets eaten first. And I've been wondering about this.
Speaker 1: Is it me? If we have to vote? Is it me?
Speaker 1: Is it Michael? That's a good point, Chris, I have
Speaker 1: the gun. It's definitely not me, okay, So which one
Speaker 1: of you two is going to get eaten first? Probably Chris?
Speaker 1: Maybe Chris, although I don't know. We don't have to
Speaker 1: eat koshert so I guess it could be Michael. Either way.
Speaker 1: We don't have my pagere you supply three month emergency
Speaker 1: food kits here at work. We all have them at home.
Speaker 1: You know what, Let's go ahead and get my Patriots
Speaker 1: Supply emergency three month food kit here at the office,
Speaker 1: just in case the apocalypse hits here. In all seriousness,
Speaker 1: you really do need three months worth of food for
Speaker 1: your home, for each person who lives in your home,
Speaker 1: because you don't know what the future is gonna bring.
Speaker 1: And I need to clarify something. I know you shouldn't
Speaker 1: say this. I pray to God it goes to waste
Speaker 1: in twenty five years, when the shelf life's finally done.
Speaker 1: I pray to God you're emailing me, Jesse. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: I never used it. That'll be the best email I've
Speaker 1: ever gotten. But do you really think do you really
Speaker 1: think that'll happen twenty five years and never need it?
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Speaker 1: Every person in your home needs a three month food kit.
Speaker 1: Everyone prepare with Jesse Kelly dot com. All right, we'll
Speaker 1: be bet. He doesn't care if you believe him, right,
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly, it is the Jesse Kelly Show. I might
Speaker 1: have to no, no, you know what, I was thinking
Speaker 1: about playing that gay and do something again, just to
Speaker 1: rip on the literally, but I can't take it anymore.
Speaker 1: I've decided I'm at my limit. Reminder Tomorrow's and ask
Speaker 1: doctor Jesse Friday. Email your questions in right now to
Speaker 1: Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. Asked me anything all
Speaker 1: three hours. They don't belong to me, They belong to you.
Speaker 1: That's not true. They still belong to me, but you
Speaker 1: can borrow it. Mike and Mississippi go.
Speaker 6: Look, don't color but ghost to number one. But you
Speaker 6: got to promise to come to Mississippi because I don't
Speaker 6: want to shame you, but kill me as three kids
Speaker 6: at probably three shows, and he went to Alabama, Mississippi, Virginia.
Speaker 6: He come all the southern state. So I don't know
Speaker 6: why the lalla fame was Jesse can make.
Speaker 1: Well. Maybe he doesn't like his kids. I like, No,
Speaker 1: I'm kidding, I'm sure he likes his kids just fine.
Speaker 1: Okay again, I want to just emphasize I have a life.
Speaker 1: I have to do a radio show. Do you wanted
Speaker 1: me to do the radio show? Because I'm only doing
Speaker 1: like three shows next week because of this freaking book tour.
Speaker 1: I enjoy doing radio shows. I want to do my
Speaker 1: radio show. I like doing my TV show, which I'm
Speaker 1: gonna miss pretty much all week next week. I can't just,
Speaker 1: at the drop of a hat fly around the country.
Speaker 1: That said, the publisher is a little bit blown away
Speaker 1: right now by you and the sales. The chances that
Speaker 1: there's a second tour, i'd say have probably increased astronomically.
Speaker 1: Obviously the South is going to be part of that.
Speaker 1: But don't think you're just gonna own me in the South, Mike.
Speaker 1: I still I've got to get out to Cali if
Speaker 1: I do another tour. I got to get up to Washington.
Speaker 1: I've already done Pennsylvania, so I could probably skip Ohio
Speaker 1: because that's close enough. But may maybe the Rockies maybe well,
Speaker 1: I already did Salt Lake. I don't know. It's definitely got.
Speaker 1: I definitely have to be northeast New York or Boston
Speaker 1: or Philly somewhere, what Chris, I haven't confirmed if there
Speaker 1: are red lobsters in all these states. That was part
Speaker 1: of the problem with living in Montana. We lived in Bozeman,
Speaker 1: and the closest red Lobster was in Billings. It was
Speaker 1: two and a half hours away from Bosman, so we
Speaker 1: never got well. We didn't go out to eat a
Speaker 1: lot when I was a kid anyway, But it was
Speaker 1: really really funny. My mom prefers olive Garden. A lot
Speaker 1: of women vote for olive Garden, which is crazy when
Speaker 1: red Lobster is right there. In Billings. Olive Garden and
Speaker 1: red Lobster were right by each other. They're probably owned
Speaker 1: by the same corporation. And every time we would go
Speaker 1: to Billings, we would go out to eat, and it
Speaker 1: was a treat in our house. We'd go out to
Speaker 1: eat and we would all vote for red lobster. Except
Speaker 1: for my poor mom would vote for Olive Garden. She'd
Speaker 1: get out voted every single time, and she never got
Speaker 1: Olive Garden because we always got to Red Lobster. Gosh,
Speaker 1: that sucks, Justin sant Let's go.
Speaker 5: Hey Jesse, congratulations on the book. I've got a question
Speaker 5: for you. And I was on watching cable news the
Speaker 5: other night and saw all the pictures of the candidates
Speaker 5: with looking candidates, and I saw one on there I
Speaker 5: hadn't heard of before, did a little research on him
Speaker 5: his day, Perry Johnson. What's your thoughts on Perry Johnson?
Speaker 1: Hi, c any ideas I'd be lying to you if
Speaker 1: I looked into him. I've seen him too, Justin. He's
Speaker 1: running as one of these businessman types. Looks to me,
Speaker 1: from what I can tell, looks to me like he's
Speaker 1: one of these businessman types that has sunk some money
Speaker 1: into this thing. He the last I saw, he had
Speaker 1: a but oh, I know Chris Soda Bloomberg. But it
Speaker 1: looks to me like he's taking at least the run
Speaker 1: at presidency seriously. The problem is I can't answer your
Speaker 1: question because I haven't taken him seriously, meaning I haven't
Speaker 1: looked into him at all. I just don't take anyone
Speaker 1: seriously except for Trump or DeSantis until they prove me otherwise.
Speaker 1: That's not to say, Look, this guy may be great,
Speaker 1: he may have great ideas. I don't know, maybe he'll
Speaker 1: take off. I wait until he makes it interesting before
Speaker 1: I look into it. But now I'm actually curious now
Speaker 1: that Justin asked, I'll tell you what I'm going to
Speaker 1: look into Perry Johnson between now and when I get
Speaker 1: on the air tomorrow, and I'll give you at least
Speaker 1: my preliminary thoughts on what I think about him in general. Look,
Speaker 1: you guys know, I'm suspicious of everybody. I don't even
Speaker 1: like the big guys. I don't trust anyone, So I
Speaker 1: really don't trust these guys who are totally set up
Speaker 1: for life and then run for president. Maybe they're just
Speaker 1: patriots with the heart of gold, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: I have trust issues. I guess I guess it might
Speaker 1: say what, Chris, don't roll your eyes. You have trust
Speaker 1: issues too. You're the same way. I'm not going to
Speaker 1: be scoffed at by you. You're the worst. Pure talk's
Speaker 1: the best, though. I love me some pure talk, because
Speaker 1: I in general, I try not to think about. Well,
Speaker 1: the wife handles the bills, but the cell phone bill
Speaker 1: is one of those bills you never think about. And
Speaker 1: there are several bills like that in our lives right,
Speaker 1: probably most of the bills like that are in our
Speaker 1: lives now. Where you put in your credit card or
Speaker 1: you link to your bank account and then that money
Speaker 1: just comes out automatically. Well, so we sign up, and
Speaker 1: we sign up for T Mobile or AT and T
Speaker 1: or Verizon, and we never think about it again. And
Speaker 1: we were, we were funding communism every single month automatically.
Speaker 1: But when you switch to Pure Talk one, they're taking
Speaker 1: out half of what they took out before. For me,
Speaker 1: that's how much money you save. And you're funding a
Speaker 1: company that shares your values with the same five G network.
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you switch? Takes ten minutes on the phone,
Speaker 1: pick up your phone and dial pound two five zero
Speaker 1: and say Jesse Kelly. Ten minutes on the phone is
Speaker 1: all it takes Tonight's to night pound two five zero,
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Speaker 5: And now here's a headline by oh, you know, you
Speaker 5: know the.
Speaker 1: Thing headlines he didn't get to. Biden campaign claims YouTube
Speaker 1: is inviting potential violence by no longer removing videos that
Speaker 1: allege fraud took place in the prior presidential elections. A
Speaker 1: reminder to you that this is the standard communist tactic.
Speaker 1: They use it during with the LGBTQ stuff, They use
Speaker 1: it with every single issue. They claim if you don't
Speaker 1: allow them to censor you out, that violence will occur.
Speaker 1: It is the communists who commits acts of violence, not us.
Speaker 1: They always claim that so they can claim the moral
Speaker 1: high ground while they silence their political opponents. Transgender activist
Speaker 1: fatally stabs her father his father Fox News inside multimillion
Speaker 1: dollar Virginia Beach mansion. That's just incredibly sad.
Speaker 2: This.
Speaker 1: Maybe if we were treating these people as if they
Speaker 1: had some mental issues they needed to get worked out,
Speaker 1: instead of celebrating everyone, maybe we'd have a whole lot
Speaker 1: less of this. All right, tomorrow is ask doctor Jesse Friday,
Speaker 1: jesseat jessekellyshow dot com, get your questions emailed in and
Speaker 1: we will talk. Then. All right, that's all