Speaker 1: Make sure you're telling them watch out of Florida, Maloria.
Speaker 1: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx. In
Speaker 1: all of four Yes, you are a donkey.
Speaker 2: The Florida man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason.
Speaker 1: It gave him too much money.
Speaker 2: Florida man is arrested.
Speaker 1: After that day he riggs the door to his home in.
Speaker 2: An attempt to electric hit his president lights police arrested
Speaker 2: in Orlando.
Speaker 3: Man. We're talking about from Linda the Practice Club, Bitch
Speaker 3: you donkey O the day with Charlam Haine, a guy
Speaker 3: I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all
Speaker 3: like this lesson Donkey Today from Monday, January twenty seventh,
Speaker 3: goes to Shannon Atkins. Okay, here's a forty six year
Speaker 3: old Florida man. What does your uncle Shawla always say
Speaker 3: about the great state of Florida. The craziest people in
Speaker 3: America come from the Bronx and all of Florida, and
Speaker 3: today is no exception. Look, man, I said this last
Speaker 3: Thursday when I did the Daily Show, and I want
Speaker 3: to repeat it.
Speaker 1: Some of y'all not gonna make it through the next.
Speaker 3: Four years because y'all already you know, lost your mind
Speaker 3: about Trump in the first four days. Okay, Today starts
Speaker 3: the second week of the second Trump administration. Last week,
Speaker 3: Trump signed over one hundred executive orders and actions, and
Speaker 3: on his first day he signed twenty six to them,
Speaker 3: everything from declaring a national emergency at the Mexico border
Speaker 3: to establishing that it is the policy of the USA
Speaker 3: to recognize only two sexes on official documents and those
Speaker 3: sexes are male and female.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 3: So when a transwoman gets called sir, don't be mad
Speaker 3: at the person calling the trans sistem mistic his president's orders.
Speaker 3: But what I need to tell the American people this
Speaker 3: morning is please remember your serenity prayer, not just for
Speaker 3: the next four.
Speaker 1: Years, but forever.
Speaker 3: Okay, God, grant me the serenity to accept the things
Speaker 3: I cannot change, courage to change the things I can,
Speaker 3: and the wisdom to know the difference. Okay, stop stressing
Speaker 3: over things that are simply out of your control. And
Speaker 3: what Trump is doing in that White House definitely impact society,
Speaker 3: but it's out of our control.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: If you can't come up with intelligent, strategic, productive forms
Speaker 3: of resistance or protests, to this Trump administration. Then shit
Speaker 3: your stupid ass down before you find yourself in a
Speaker 3: situation like Shannon Atkins. See, Shannon was on social media
Speaker 3: doing what most people are doing, and that's garnering engagement
Speaker 3: from people's enragement. See Shannon decided to say some things
Speaker 3: about President Donald Trump on social media Facebook. To be exact,
Speaker 3: and let me rephrase, he didn't have something to say,
Speaker 3: he just startned to kill. Yeah, Shannon Atkins got on
Speaker 3: Facebook and said, matter of fact, I'm not repeating what
Speaker 3: he said. Okay, somebody will clip that and make it
Speaker 3: seem like I said and have me jammed up. What's
Speaker 3: the news report? What is it read?
Speaker 1: Let's go to phoebs for the report. Please.
Speaker 2: One man arrested for making online threats to the president.
Speaker 2: West Palm Beach Police announced the arrest of Shannon Deparo Atkins.
Speaker 2: The Elkichoby man now faces several charges, including written or
Speaker 2: electronic threats to kill. The investigation began after the FBI
Speaker 2: got a tip about violent Facebook posts directed at the president.
Speaker 4: Some of the posts were Lincoln JFK. Bragg and Martin
Speaker 4: Luther King and Trump, Atkins posted. Unfortunately, one is still alive.
Speaker 4: He wrote something to that effect. He also wrote another
Speaker 4: saying bullets please Jesus save America.
Speaker 1: Police say.
Speaker 2: Atkins says he was joking when he made those posts.
Speaker 2: He is also facing a drug possession charge after detectives
Speaker 2: found cocaine on him at the time of his arrest.
Speaker 3: Joking joking, Shannon, you thought that was funny, I was
Speaker 3: just joking doesn't even work in the court of public opinion,
Speaker 3: so it damn sure is gonna work in the court
Speaker 3: of law.
Speaker 1: I was just joking. Is not a defense. And who
Speaker 1: you just joking like that for? Okay?
Speaker 3: See, this is the performative stuff that happens on social media.
Speaker 1: But I've been telling you all on this radio for years.
Speaker 3: It's the things you do online. Can it will get
Speaker 3: you jammed up offline?
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: I bet everybody who liked that post or shared that post,
Speaker 3: or left a comment on that post a little one
Speaker 3: hundred are the praying hand emojis, are the laughing emojis.
Speaker 3: Not one of those people, Shannon, are gonna contribute to
Speaker 3: your bill now. One of those people are gonna donate
Speaker 3: to your lawyer fees. Not one of those people gonna
Speaker 3: pay any of your bills. While you are away in prison.
Speaker 3: What you're posting about killing the president for them? And
Speaker 3: that's why we say it's all performative, because you make
Speaker 3: a strong statement about wanting to see the president dead,
Speaker 3: only to say you joking when things get real nnnna nah,
Speaker 3: You're gonna see this one through.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: By the way, the government doesn't play about his president's
Speaker 3: all right. I know you might think they only acting
Speaker 3: like this because it's Trump, but no Obama received, you know,
Speaker 3: a lot of internet threats and people got arrested and
Speaker 3: sent us to prison for threatening to kill forty four
Speaker 3: to two. Okay, Now, Shannon also got caught with three
Speaker 3: baggies of cocaine.
Speaker 1: You heard that in the news report.
Speaker 3: In my personal life, I have come to the realization
Speaker 3: that the sooner you understand people be on coke, the
Speaker 3: less you take things personally. All right, that is very true,
Speaker 3: but that has nothing to do with the law. You
Speaker 3: going to prison, and I just.
Speaker 1: Want we the people to be smarter over the next
Speaker 1: four years. Okay.
Speaker 3: Emotional decision making will get your results like this, but
Speaker 3: guess what performative decision making will get you results like
Speaker 3: this too. Please give Shannon Atkins the sweet sounds of
Speaker 3: the Hamiltons. Oh, y y.
Speaker 1: Yes, indeed, all right, he earned that one.
Speaker 5: You sure did, sure did. How many followers do you have?
Speaker 5: I wonder it don't matter in fact that you got
Speaker 5: five tasks? Jesus, you know why.
Speaker 3: Because all it takes is for somebody to see it,
Speaker 3: and then when somebody sees it, then they report it
Speaker 3: to the proper authorities, which is the FBI, and then
Speaker 3: the FBI coming to get you. It's really just that simple, Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm I was just playing like.
Speaker 5: I'm just I'm just playing joking. Okay, all right, all right,
Speaker 5: Well that was your Donkey of the day.
Speaker 1: Now, judge might do that just might be like fifty years.
Speaker 5: Dangn, that's funny.
Speaker 1: I'm just joking. Give them twenty damn.
Speaker 3: Donkey Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael
Speaker 3: the Bull, Lamb and Soft. Don't be a donkey when
Speaker 3: you need a fighter on your side. If you ever
Speaker 3: in go to Michael the Bull dot com. That's Michael
Speaker 3: the Bull dot com. And when you mess with the ball,
Speaker 3: you get the Haunch.
Speaker 1: Wake that ass up Earth in the morning. The Breakfast
Speaker 1: Club