Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a game. Gambling was something
Speaker 1: that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
Speaker 1: making bets himself by using a proxy. And I became
Speaker 1: consumed by and now joined by bad Larry and Dylan
Speaker 1: the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. What you did say?
Speaker 1: This was sort of eighteen hole golf course, and you
Speaker 1: know you were only in the second hole. So I
Speaker 1: was a chipping Dan, but it was chipping for Bertie,
Speaker 1: not chipping for par. Does anybody have anything on the
Speaker 1: Bengals Jaguars? Anybody want a piece of that at all? Lair,
Speaker 1: I have two teasers, started opening with the Bengals to
Speaker 1: two team teasers. Um, I thought the Titans, Detroit and
Speaker 1: the Jags are the three worst teams in football. I
Speaker 1: can't see the Jags winning tonight. So I'm taking the
Speaker 1: three teasers that I have with the Bengal, Saints, Bengals, Titans,
Speaker 1: and then oh far, there's four Tampa Bay Titans, and
Speaker 1: then the Saints and Tampa Bay two units, two team teams,
Speaker 1: and so you get six points to adjust those lines.
Speaker 1: So basically those four teams have to win the games,
Speaker 1: all right? Uh, Dylan, you've got anything on tonight's game. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got Jaguars plus seven and a half, sticking with
Speaker 1: the underdog strategy, which has faltered lately. But um, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't like. I think the Bengals are decent,
Speaker 1: but I'll take a touchdown and a half just cover
Speaker 1: the spread. Dylan went two and four last week. He's
Speaker 1: eleven and fifteen overall bad Larry, last week went four
Speaker 1: and one. I've got you with a push and want
Speaker 1: to know on teasers. Uh, right now, Dylan is minus
Speaker 1: seven units for the season, Larry, you're even okay? Um,
Speaker 1: So you gave me a push in the the pass
Speaker 1: over at one, I think so, I think the official Yeah,
Speaker 1: the official judges gave you a push. Well, I appreciated
Speaker 1: that official judges. All right, Uh, so we we already
Speaker 1: know what's happening tonight. The college bad lay will start
Speaker 1: with you. Um Well, First of all, I like glorious
Speaker 1: Toledo victory last week, going into ball State and beating them.
Speaker 1: You gotta love that. Um. I thought about taking ball
Speaker 1: State this week against Army, but Army scares me all
Speaker 1: the time, so I've just stayed away from it. I'm
Speaker 1: taking Wisconsin minus one at home against Michigan and Florida
Speaker 1: State at home given four I believe it was to Syracuse. Okay,
Speaker 1: and those are one unit. They's just one units. Two
Speaker 1: college games, one unit each. All right, Dylan, what do
Speaker 1: you have for college? Um? Well, first of all, a
Speaker 1: little note, Larry, I think the line in the Wisconsin
Speaker 1: Michigan game moved to two and a half. So it's
Speaker 1: Wisconsin minus two and a half. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you bet at Army or not. Um, that's okay, that's fine, Um,
Speaker 1: But I'm taking the eye of the side of and
Speaker 1: I'm taking Michigan plus two and alight, why the line
Speaker 1: will yeah, yeah, it's actually minus fifteen now alright, So Dylan,
Speaker 1: you've got Michigan plus two and a half at Wisconsin,
Speaker 1: and then since the minus one and a half over
Speaker 1: Notre Dame in Notre Dame, um spicy and Ole Miss
Speaker 1: plus fourteen and a half against Alabama, that one already
Speaker 1: smells like one. I'm gonna regret, but I'm going to
Speaker 1: do it. And the over in that, which is eighty
Speaker 1: Alabama going over the Alabama got a pretty good defense,
Speaker 1: don't they. Yeah, I don't know, but I'm just this
Speaker 1: is how done. My memory is that last year they
Speaker 1: combined for like a hundred something points when they played.
Speaker 1: So I'm just gonna pretend they're going to do it again.
Speaker 1: Do that again. Okay, you you have a weird strategy, Dylan.
Speaker 1: It's like five percent analytics and data and every everything
Speaker 1: that's useless. All right, NFL bad lair. I'll start with you. Okay,
Speaker 1: you've got my those four teasers, and that's just the
Speaker 1: three unit bets, Dan, just straight straight bets. Ravens plus one. Okay, Bill,
Speaker 1: Dylan can change my lines on because these I did.
Speaker 1: These are a couple of days ago. Ravens plus one
Speaker 1: over the Broncos. Bucks. Mind, I think Tom Brady's gonna
Speaker 1: up there and make a little statement in New England.
Speaker 1: Bucks minus five and a half against the Pats, Colts
Speaker 1: plus three against the Dolphins. And I'm not I'm not
Speaker 1: a believer in the Dolphins yet. And Dylan, here's my
Speaker 1: rabbit hole thing I'm going over in the Giant game.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. It's because it makes no sense.
Speaker 1: So that's why you did perfect. I think they're gonna
Speaker 1: I mean, I know they're gonna lose, and I want
Speaker 1: to root for them, so I'm gonna every time makes
Speaker 1: four touchdown, I can still kind of have a little joy. Well,
Speaker 1: the Scenes are capable of putting up a stinker too,
Speaker 1: so the Giants. I wouldn't necessarily rule them out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the things I mean, I think both teams are gonna
Speaker 1: score points. So over forty three, see what happens on that.
Speaker 1: And then the last NFL game is Washington minus one
Speaker 1: against the Falcons. I saw the Falcons play the Giants
Speaker 1: last week. I'm not impressed. Dylan. I had the Bucks
Speaker 1: at minus five. Is it up to five and a
Speaker 1: half or down to five? No, so it's at a
Speaker 1: seven now six, and they're spavored by six and you
Speaker 1: go on to the other side of that one too. Actually, wait, Dylan,
Speaker 1: are these is my new strategy? I'm just making all
Speaker 1: this up? Okay? Are these Vegas lines on DraftKings right now? Um?
Speaker 1: The Patriots are are six and a half point underdogs.
Speaker 1: Okay the Bucks, Larry, are you still willing to take
Speaker 1: Tom Brady minus six and a half? Yeah, I'll take
Speaker 1: it a six and a half. Okay, Um, so I
Speaker 1: have obviously I said Jaguars plus seven and a half.
Speaker 1: The Bengals. I have the Browns minus two over the Vikings.
Speaker 1: The Vikings have to the last two weeks performances. I
Speaker 1: don't think they can maintain. Kirk Cousins is due to
Speaker 1: fall apart per usual, and then Lions plus three against Bears.
Speaker 1: I actually thought about taking this money line, but I'm
Speaker 1: gonna take the three points, and then Seahawks Niners over
Speaker 1: fifty one and a half, and then the Patriots plus
Speaker 1: six and a half verse the Bucks. But I'm gonna
Speaker 1: buy the half point there and make it a touchdown.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm okay. Any thoughts on Dylan's picks there, Lare,
Speaker 1: I want to know why we both stayed away from
Speaker 1: the Rams. Are we just afraid of the Cardinals or
Speaker 1: we're not sure what's gonna happen there? Because I thought
Speaker 1: for sure he would bet the Rams. Um I thought
Speaker 1: about it. I don't know. So it's Ram Rams uh,
Speaker 1: Seahawks right? No Rams, Cardinals, Rams Cardinals? Sorry, yes, that division?
Speaker 1: But um I kind of like the Rams, but I
Speaker 1: just how to stay away from it. Yeah, everyone loves
Speaker 1: the Rams too much. His last like, I'm waiting for
Speaker 1: from to cool off again. I think, what is that
Speaker 1: line with the card there favored by the Rams are
Speaker 1: favored by four only four only four, which is also
Speaker 1: gives me positive that yeah only four. I mean, I
Speaker 1: think the Rams beat him. And I don't like your
Speaker 1: Cincinnati bet. Just because I'm a huge Notre Dame fan,
Speaker 1: I will be I will not bet that game before
Speaker 1: it starts. I want to see if sincenat is just
Speaker 1: too fast for Notre Dame. Because if they're not Notre
Speaker 1: Dame winning that game, well, I come from a long
Speaker 1: line of Notre Dame fans, and I'm tired of them,
Speaker 1: so I'm taking some Okay, Well, Larry's a Notre Dame
Speaker 1: fan and his son went to Notre Dame. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a good school. A damn. My dad also went
Speaker 1: there little kids, And you know, Providence doesn't have a
Speaker 1: football team, so I'm allowed to root for Notre Dame football.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't have gotten into Notre Dame, Larry. We know that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we all know that. Yeah. I didn't even consider that
Speaker 1: an option. Yeah yeah, but it's not not like you know, hey,
Speaker 1: I went to Providence because it's a better school than
Speaker 1: Notre Dame. No, that wasn't that wasn't the choice Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just want to make sure all right. Well, I
Speaker 1: don't know if morale has at an old time high
Speaker 1: with you, Dylan, like you're I mean, bad Larry rebounded here,
Speaker 1: Bad Larry did rebound. I'm see to use the golf analogy.
Speaker 1: He just chipped in the third hole of starting to
Speaker 1: heat up. I'm more of like it probably takes the
Speaker 1: front nine to get going. So I'm gonna keep digging
Speaker 1: for a little bit. And you know what, Dylan, I
Speaker 1: am fas my picks to Jack. I think Jack Sullivan
Speaker 1: um Wednesday. If you want to break into that office
Speaker 1: anytime you want to feel free. Yeah, it's sealed. It's
Speaker 1: sealed in a Manila envelope. Right, Yeah, Larry, We've had
Speaker 1: people want to know why you're called bad Larry and
Speaker 1: who gave you the nickname Bad Larry. I don't even
Speaker 1: want it. I don't know, Dan. I think when the
Speaker 1: doctor slapped me, I slapped him back, and my parents
Speaker 1: named me Bad Larry. Now, sources close to me tell
Speaker 1: me you gave yourself the nickname bad Larry, which nobody
Speaker 1: is allowed to give themselves. That is zero chance, Dan.
Speaker 1: I tried. I tried to live it down but everyone's
Speaker 1: while I do something bad and it comes up again.
Speaker 1: But you gave yourself the nickname bad Layer. Not true,
Speaker 1: who gave you the nickname? No? No, the nickname came
Speaker 1: from you're not bad enough to do this, whatever it was,
Speaker 1: and it just got done and you're not bad enough
Speaker 1: to do this and it just started going bad. Lad Okay.
Speaker 1: I was with some people who know you, who might
Speaker 1: have known you in college last night, and they said, yeah,
Speaker 1: Lair needs to tell people that he gave himself that
Speaker 1: nickname bad Laer. Okay. I tried to lose it in
Speaker 1: high school. So those college kids don't know what they're
Speaker 1: talking about. Um, and two of our roommates were delivering
Speaker 1: mail and I get mail from St. Rose addressed to
Speaker 1: bad Layer. So the name carried over into college. That's how.
Speaker 1: That's how from down here to Providence. Okay, So you've
Speaker 1: got mail delivered to you in college to bad Lair. Correct,
Speaker 1: Jimmy's a hard because in Bobby calories working in the
Speaker 1: mail room. Oh that's good. All right, Well, good luck
Speaker 1: this weekend, and uh we'll talk to you to talk
Speaker 1: to you again next Thursday. Thanks damn dyl and good luck, buddy.
Speaker 1: You too, Lily, I have one more, one more thing.
Speaker 1: I don't Our dinner date is looking kind of shaky
Speaker 1: because I don't know how all the Seahawks are gonna
Speaker 1: end up doing. Oh yeah, we're not going to fund
Speaker 1: Ruckers winning the Super Bowl. Which it's still early. Back
Speaker 1: to the golf things still early. And one last thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was ready from the start of this tournament. The
Speaker 1: Buffalo Bills weren't because we've seen what they've done since
Speaker 1: they like derailed my picks early on. They just put
Speaker 1: thirty five up every week. Okay, they might they might
Speaker 1: be in the Super Bowl. Their favored by like seventeen
Speaker 1: over the Texans. Yeah, they should have been favored by
Speaker 1: seventeen over the Steelers opening week two. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: You look back on that one, you go, how did
Speaker 1: that happen? Buffalo is so good in Pittsburgh's not. They've
Speaker 1: both go on the complete opposite there. Actually, I know,
Speaker 1: I know, I know, but that was a bad Lair's
Speaker 1: big play. That set me back a little bit, and
Speaker 1: I stayed away from the next week they went out
Speaker 1: and for thirty five on the Dolphins and I didn't
Speaker 1: even have them. And then they roughed up Washington. When
Speaker 1: you upset me, it takes me a couple of weeks
Speaker 1: to let you back and get my good graces. And
Speaker 1: that's Buffalo. We'll talk to you next week. Thank you
Speaker 1: bad Larry, Thank you deal. Thanks guys, having