Speaker 1: I see that you're unretiring. M Wow, are you unretiring
Speaker 1: or what?
Speaker 2: Jules?
Speaker 1: Oh all right, let me ask you straight up, are
Speaker 1: you coming back? Welcome to Dudes On Dudes. I'm Julian
Speaker 1: Edelman and I'm Rob Gronkowski and this is the show
Speaker 1: where your favorite dudes talk about their favorite dudes.
Speaker 2: Well what are we talking about today, Jules?
Speaker 1: I think we're gonna select the first ever All Dudes team,
Speaker 1: first ever All Dudes team. We'll put our GM caps on.
Speaker 2: So we're gonna kind of be like Shane Ververen these days. Lately,
Speaker 2: he's going for a GM job. He's with the Houston Texans.
Speaker 2: Shout out to you, brother.
Speaker 1: Well, Rob, you've got it twisted. We're not entry level
Speaker 1: fucking GMS. I love Shane. That's our boy, that was
Speaker 1: us seven years ago. We are fucking Brett beach bro
Speaker 1: with the team that we're about to pick for All Dudes.
Speaker 1: We're at the top of the line of gms.
Speaker 2: And then we wrap up the show by talking about
Speaker 2: the Chillis Dudes of the Week as well, presented by
Speaker 2: our favorite drink Corps Light.
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Speaker 1: So Rob, what's up? Bro? Where you been?
Speaker 2: You were in Australia, m Jules. I was in Australia.
Speaker 2: I was working for fan duels brother company sports Bet,
Speaker 2: which is out in Australia. You know. I went down there,
Speaker 2: went to the horse races there put some bets on
Speaker 2: a horse named Gronkowski. His odds were absolutely terrible, but
Speaker 2: if he got first place, I would have made about
Speaker 2: ten grand. But obviously it didn't go the way that
Speaker 2: I wanted to go. He took dead last and he
Speaker 2: actually lost to Best Mode. Bist Mood took second place
Speaker 2: in that race, which was really cool because it was
Speaker 2: kind of a Super Bowl rematch b Stmode versus the
Speaker 2: Gronk and the be smoke Through. They handed them off
Speaker 2: the ball on that horse track in Australia. They were
Speaker 2: smart enough to call his number. But I was there, man.
Speaker 2: It was a good time, and my bucket list of
Speaker 2: what I really wanted to do there was meet a kangaroo,
Speaker 2: and I wanted to meet a wild kangaroo, a wild
Speaker 2: male kangaroo. That is, they stand about six feet tall.
Speaker 2: They're pretty aggressive as well. Going there, I thought they
Speaker 2: were friendly animals because they're so talked about and so
Speaker 2: beloved outside of Australia. That's just how we view them as.
Speaker 2: And then everyone was telling me how you know how
Speaker 2: dangerous they are to go up to and if I.
Speaker 1: Don't know what you've been watching, they're gonna come back
Speaker 1: at you. Have you have you not seen that video
Speaker 1: of that fucking kangaroo tattoo in that dude where he's
Speaker 1: like fighting him and did how was the kangaroo? Did
Speaker 1: he fight you?
Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing. I wanted to meet a kangaroo
Speaker 2: that size because I wanted to throw some haymakers. I
Speaker 2: wanted the kangaroo to throw some hay makers back at me.
Speaker 2: But unfortunately I didn't get to see any wild kangaroos
Speaker 2: like that in that situation. But we had a you know,
Speaker 2: family zoo come to us. A family zoo is a
Speaker 2: family that takes in animals and racism like it's a
Speaker 2: zoo right in their own house. And they brought a
Speaker 2: baby kangaroo, which a baby kangaroo is one years old.
Speaker 2: It was a female. It wasn't you know, it wasn't
Speaker 2: full size, but it was one of the cutest things.
Speaker 2: It kind of was like a pet dog, you know.
Speaker 2: And on top of that, they brought a koala bear,
Speaker 2: which was really cool. I learned a lot about koala bears.
Speaker 2: How they eat you eucalyptus all day long and they
Speaker 2: stay high in stone for twenty three hours out of
Speaker 2: the day, which is awesome. I mean, that sounds like
Speaker 2: a great life. If you ask me, you're just stone
Speaker 2: Snoop DOGG would definitely get along with these koala bears.
Speaker 2: There's no doubt about function.
Speaker 1: They're functioning smokers. M hmm, smokers.
Speaker 2: And these guys are functioning eucalyptus leaf eaters.
Speaker 1: Are they nice? Super nice?
Speaker 2: Super nice?
Speaker 1: Man? So you got did you hug it? I know,
Speaker 1: how would it?
Speaker 2: I wasn't allowed to because you got to be a trained,
Speaker 2: you know, professional to be able to handle koala bears.
Speaker 2: So I got to just pet the koala bear and
Speaker 2: then my hands smelled like eucalyptus after, which was really
Speaker 2: cool and really neat. But I got to hold a wombat,
Speaker 2: which is like a koala bear brother, and a wombat
Speaker 2: was really cool. Man. It was comfortable, you know, it
Speaker 2: treated me like family. And then also I got to
Speaker 2: hang out with a in Chilada and no, now in Chatina.
Speaker 2: It's something in Chinada or something. Yeah, me too, but
Speaker 2: you won't eat this freaking Anchilada because it has all
Speaker 2: these porcupines coming out of it. But it's one of
Speaker 2: the rarest animals in the world. But it was just cool. Man.
Speaker 2: Just overall, I would say Australia is like baby America.
Speaker 2: You know, the people are so nice and like, no,
Speaker 2: they love America there, and it's like baby, it's America
Speaker 2: and Canada combined, because you know how Canada's just so big,
Speaker 2: but in Vancouver and Toronto is basically where everyone lives. Well,
Speaker 2: Australia is pretty big as well, but basically eighty percent
Speaker 2: of the population or along that you know, along that
Speaker 2: percentage lives in just Melbourne or Cyndy, Australia. And I
Speaker 2: was in Melbourne the whole time. And then on top
Speaker 2: of that, the people it's more Americanized than Canada. So
Speaker 2: it's America and Canada combined. But then you make it Australia.
Speaker 2: And what I really love about Australians is that they're
Speaker 2: so nice, but they're also like so insulting nice, Like
Speaker 2: they'll just come up to me like school. Yeah, ball busters,
Speaker 2: but in the most polite way possible, like, oh, what's up,
Speaker 2: gronk you a big unit mock goofy friend, like you
Speaker 2: just sacilly goof Like they just ball busting you at
Speaker 2: the same time, which is great. You gotta love them.
Speaker 1: Oh that's gotta that had to be fun. How long
Speaker 1: were you there?
Speaker 2: I was there for three days, so I landed, you know,
Speaker 2: got after it, and then I came right back.
Speaker 1: How long is that flight?
Speaker 2: Eighteen hours it took to get there, and then it
Speaker 2: was fifteen hours on the way back. And my eyes
Speaker 2: are still closing right now, Jewels, I'm still jet lagged.
Speaker 1: Would you do on the flight? Oh?
Speaker 2: What didn't I do on the flight? You know? I
Speaker 2: took two dumps. I'm lucky that the bathrooms were bigger
Speaker 2: on these international flights. Shout out the Quantas airlines for
Speaker 2: having bigger bathrooms. Uh. And they weren't stinky. So that's
Speaker 2: a good thing, because that was sure. Yeah, that would blow,
Speaker 2: that would blow. Rob, You're dumping on plane twice I
Speaker 2: had to do. You gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 1: Is anyone looking at you when you're coming out of
Speaker 1: the fucking the toilet after being in there for twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: I make my dumps quick when I'm out the play
Speaker 2: like you can't hide. No. When I take a normal dump,
Speaker 2: I usually like basically like read the paper, but I
Speaker 2: like read my phone like I read the X app,
Speaker 2: like the news that's going on. I didn't. I don't
Speaker 2: do that. When I'm in the toilet bathroom jewels, I
Speaker 2: hurry it up, I squeeze it out, and then I
Speaker 2: do my business and then get back to myself.
Speaker 1: Well, when I was taking a dump looking at X,
Speaker 1: I see that you're unretiring.
Speaker 2: Mm, wow, are you unretiring or what tooles tools? I
Speaker 2: finally got home from Australia. The first day I get
Speaker 2: to relax by myself. I had the Super Bowl trip,
Speaker 2: Australia trip, and I'm like, oh freedom. And then all
Speaker 2: of a sudden, my phone just starts blowing up out
Speaker 2: of nowhere that there's rumors out there that I'm coming
Speaker 2: back to the NFL. And I'm like, I can't even
Speaker 2: keep my fricking eyes open right now because I'm so jet, Like,
Speaker 2: how f can I go out there and play a
Speaker 2: football game, like, let alone even five plays? Right now?
Speaker 1: You're you see you're you're fibbing right now. Tom probably
Speaker 1: hits you up and said, hey, babe, come play for
Speaker 1: Come play for the Raiders.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: We just we just want you there on Fridays, Babe.
Speaker 1: We just hey, babe, we need you just for camaraderie.
Speaker 1: We want to show these guys winners. Babe, just come
Speaker 1: do that. What about that? Did Tom hit you up?
Speaker 2: Nope, Tom did not hit me up. I'm pretty disappointed
Speaker 2: because Tom is now a team owner and he's not
Speaker 2: even hitting me up. He don't even want me as
Speaker 2: a player anymore. That must mean he's looking at me
Speaker 2: like I'm washed. But if he did hit me up,
Speaker 2: I would listen to his pitch. I would, Jules, what.
Speaker 1: About come play for the La Chargers so you could
Speaker 1: be close to the nuthouse. It would get fucking film
Speaker 1: all the time together. You go play with Justin Herbert.
Speaker 1: You got a hardball. That'd be fun.
Speaker 2: That would be a great offense. That would be a
Speaker 2: great offense for me as well, because my game, you know,
Speaker 2: contributes in the blocking world as well. That's what gets
Speaker 2: me open his play action, and Justin Herbert needs that
Speaker 2: tight end, you know, for that play action route to
Speaker 2: just you know, dump it right over the middle, and
Speaker 2: they want to run the ball, they want to establish
Speaker 2: a run. And I'm not a guy that can go
Speaker 2: out there for thirty forty passes anymore these days, Jewels.
Speaker 2: So the Chargers would be a good possibility. And then
Speaker 2: I'm right there next to the nuthouse. A week of
Speaker 2: podcasts and hang out, and I could sleep at the
Speaker 2: nuthouse every night before the games as well.
Speaker 1: One thousand. Take Burrow up on that offer. Maybe little
Speaker 1: Joey now we play at Cincinnati, I could take him.
Speaker 1: You don't get any coverage, you get zero coverage. Everything's
Speaker 1: gonna be on the outside, Jamar Chase to be taking
Speaker 1: all that. Y'all you gotta do is bump a guy
Speaker 1: here and there and then slip out to that flat,
Speaker 1: catch a ball, go for fourteen.
Speaker 2: That's a good point. Burrow on the table.
Speaker 1: He's on his last he's on his last limb. He need,
Speaker 1: he's got to he's gotta throw.
Speaker 2: Help him out.
Speaker 1: Everything under the kitchen sink. You go to fucking New York,
Speaker 1: you tea you gotta get some wins in.
Speaker 2: There, Jules. If I went to the New York Giants,
Speaker 2: I would either extend Dabo's career or he would be
Speaker 2: fired on the spot after this season. It would be
Speaker 2: up to me if he signed me, I can tell
Speaker 2: you that it would go either.
Speaker 1: Or what about Denver?
Speaker 2: Maybe because Sean Paie he did a little clip where
Speaker 2: he made the Denver Broncos and he changed the name
Speaker 2: to the Denver Broncos. So maybe that's where you know
Speaker 2: everyone's getting that front. But also I was skiing up
Speaker 2: in Vail in December and like random fans come up
Speaker 2: to me, like, oh, you're coming back to football. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm in Vail right now training to join the Denver Broncos.
Speaker 2: Why else would I be here? And sometimes people take
Speaker 2: that and run with it as well, Jewels, But if
Speaker 2: I'm in the right mood, I can trick people as well.
Speaker 2: And I was being silly sometimes up there in those mountains,
Speaker 2: So maybe it just got around that I was training
Speaker 2: there thirty I'm thirty five years old.
Speaker 1: Rob at thirty five is still probably better than sixty
Speaker 1: percent of the tight ends, Joels.
Speaker 2: I would have to train back, I would have to train,
Speaker 2: I would have to train for good.
Speaker 1: You'd have to train for two weeks. You would say
Speaker 1: you would train for two weeks. We'd run. After the
Speaker 1: first day, Rob, you'd look at me and say, I'm retiring.
Speaker 1: I can't do this. After the second day, I'd make
Speaker 1: you go out there and we'd do a little more
Speaker 1: to drolls. You'd be like, I can't do this. After
Speaker 1: the third day, you'd be like, Bro, I feel so jacked.
Speaker 1: I'm starting to feel it. You see that. And then
Speaker 1: after the fifth day and then two more weeks of that,
Speaker 1: you'd be like, oh my god, I feel freaking great.
Speaker 1: You'd be doing all your shit. You'd be I think
Speaker 1: you can get eleven plays a game.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, you're hitting it right on the money. Wait,
Speaker 2: you just went through all that and then you said
Speaker 2: eleven plays a game only. Man, you had me going,
Speaker 2: and then you just chop me right back down.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about. We'll give you three in
Speaker 1: the red area. Hey, we're talking early season, early season job.
Speaker 1: This is a fucking a year thing. We're not gonna
Speaker 1: fucking throw you out there for sixty nine plays. We'll
Speaker 1: give you eleven plays. Let you get your feet under you,
Speaker 1: build your fucking aerobic capacity, build your confidence, Let the
Speaker 1: rob eat, Let the rob eat, And then once it
Speaker 1: hits November December, that's when we start kicking it up.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm talking about. I'm gonna have you as
Speaker 2: my agent, Jules, when I do make this comeback now,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have you put that in the contract. That
Speaker 2: that's how we're gonna sell. Drew at step By. Still
Speaker 2: I'm disappointed and Drew, he still has not hit me
Speaker 2: up since this went down over the last twenty four hours. Drew,
Speaker 2: I thought you were the number one agent in the game. Like,
Speaker 2: what's going on? Brother?
Speaker 1: Where are you at?
Speaker 2: You're not there for me?
Speaker 1: He's this is the busiest week of his life. This
Speaker 1: is legit, the busiest week of his life. He's literally
Speaker 1: an indie right now, just selling all day long. This
Speaker 1: is the this is a super Bowl.
Speaker 2: It is a super Bowl. It is man his busy
Speaker 2: as heck, he's a shark. He's twenty four to seven
Speaker 2: with this.
Speaker 1: All right, let me ask you straight up, are you
Speaker 1: coming back.
Speaker 2: Now, Jeweles, I'm not coming back, all right, He's not coming.
Speaker 2: But if I did come back, though, I truly do
Speaker 2: believe that I could do it. But here's here's the factors, Jules,
Speaker 2: is that I would have to basically cancel out everything
Speaker 2: else that's going on in my life, like football would
Speaker 2: have to be one focus. I would have to establish
Speaker 2: a team around me that you know, with bodywork. I
Speaker 2: would have to establish a body work team around me
Speaker 2: in order to get the body work. AG is a
Speaker 2: call away, but he's with the Raiders. I'll steal him
Speaker 2: from the Raiders. I can go to the Raiders, or
Speaker 2: I can go to the Raiders. Okay, there we go. Tom,
Speaker 2: give me a call. You have not hit me up.
Speaker 2: What the heck? He must not be interested. He should be, though, Tom,
Speaker 2: you're missing out on your number one target for the
Speaker 2: first year of owning the team.
Speaker 1: Buddy, you can mentor brock you guys in a twelve
Speaker 1: personnels would be insane. You guys, two tight end sets.
Speaker 2: Maybe trade for Cobby Stafford. Yeah, Jacoby Bier's trade for
Speaker 2: staff So we have a veteran quarterback ready to go.
Speaker 2: Oh man, you're getting me excited.
Speaker 1: I think they're good.
Speaker 2: Well, they will be pretty decent. They will be, But
Speaker 2: if I would have to, I would have to fully
Speaker 2: focus on it, and then I would have to work
Speaker 2: myself into it. I would have to at least have
Speaker 2: off two days a week during training camp, one day
Speaker 2: a week during the regular season, and then I feel
Speaker 2: like I would be able to do it.
Speaker 1: You know, I think if you come back, I'm joining you.
Speaker 1: I'm joining you at thirty eight. All right, that just
Speaker 1: took my chances up to the knees. Grease up, doldies.
Speaker 1: I just got to work out it, and I'm still feeling,
Speaker 1: still feeling explosive strong. All right, let's get into let's
Speaker 1: get into our GM Let's take our player caps off.
Speaker 2: You're making my porcupines from my enchilada, you know, Spike
Speaker 2: up jewels with this talk that you're gonna come back
Speaker 2: to it.
Speaker 1: By the way, this whole thing of hearing you explain,
Speaker 1: we need to get a rob travel show about him
Speaker 1: going and he loves animals. He clearly he just gave
Speaker 1: us a breakdown on everything about freaking kangaroos, porky pines,
Speaker 1: enchiladas with porky pines. Fucking We gotta get a rob
Speaker 1: show where you just we send you somewhere that has
Speaker 1: nice beaches and and pretty animals and you just talk
Speaker 1: about them.
Speaker 2: That's what they talk about. One more fact about the king,
Speaker 2: hold on, fact about the kangaroo. Is that so the
Speaker 2: so the zoologists that raises the kangaroo. What was cool
Speaker 2: is that he had a he had a pouch, and
Speaker 2: he just dropped the kangaroo in the pouch and then
Speaker 2: you just dropped the pouch down into a little bucket,
Speaker 2: and the kangaroo just was relaxed because he thought it
Speaker 2: was in its mama's pouch the whole time. So it
Speaker 2: was just really cool to me that those kangaroofs really do,
Speaker 2: you know, rely on those pouches that the mother has
Speaker 2: on them. I just wanted to say it was cool
Speaker 2: to see. That's just a little fun fact that even
Speaker 2: a zoologist can control a kangaroo to its fullest power
Speaker 2: by just having a sack of its own that he
Speaker 2: just drops it in. You're a groncologist. I'm a groncologist.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm talking about. Let's go gronkologists takes the world.
Speaker 1: When you have a new baby, it's kind of like
Speaker 1: the same thing. You put them in like a little
Speaker 1: burrito because they want to feel all cuddled up. But
Speaker 1: let's jump into this old dude's team.
Speaker 2: Rob let's do it. I got my general manager cap
Speaker 2: on GM Robbie g here the first guy I would
Speaker 2: take a free agency right now. If I was a
Speaker 2: GM of a team, I would give Drew Rosenhaus a
Speaker 2: call and offer the most money I possibly could to
Speaker 2: Rob Gronkowski to get him out of retirement. That's the
Speaker 2: first thing I would do as a GM right now.
Speaker 1: Tools Now, what is this all dude's team done? So?
Speaker 1: How are we doing this? This is all right, dudes?
Speaker 1: We love this year, I think right.
Speaker 2: Yes, From each position we're going to do offense, this.
Speaker 1: Position position group, each position position group. It's kind of
Speaker 1: like an all Pro. This isn't all dudes. This isn't
Speaker 1: all there's all pro teams. There's all dude teams. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's a pro.
Speaker 2: All pro team. Bill, there's a Bill Belichick team. What
Speaker 2: else is there?
Speaker 1: There's there's But this is the all dudes team that
Speaker 1: we're making. Your team.
Speaker 2: This is the all dudes team. This is the squad
Speaker 2: you want to be on.
Speaker 1: All right, So let's go ahead, coach first and second team.
Speaker 1: We get to two teams. Who are you taking for
Speaker 1: a coach, Rob, Let's let's you got Dan Campbell out there.
Speaker 1: You got Dan Quinn who had a really good year,
Speaker 1: Kevin O'Connell, young, really vibrant offensive coach who's won a
Speaker 1: lot of football games. You know, kid boy genius, Sean McVay,
Speaker 1: Andy Reid, he's the old Buck now. Jim Harball offense
Speaker 1: with toughness. Very very often do you say that an
Speaker 1: offensive coach that this has like a toughness reputation. Chehn
Speaker 1: Peyton kind of that same realm as well. His teams
Speaker 1: are tough.
Speaker 2: All those coaches that you just said, they'll always literally
Speaker 2: be in playoff contention just because of how well we.
Speaker 1: Didn't even say the fight the coach that went to
Speaker 1: Super Bowl Nick Sirianni.
Speaker 2: No, we didn't even say it. Like these coaches are
Speaker 2: all legit, man, They're all legit. I mean, it's gonna
Speaker 2: be tough to make a first and second team with them,
Speaker 2: Nick Sirianni's yeah, he is on there. He is on there.
Speaker 2: He proved them all wrong. He shaved his head, he
Speaker 2: won the Super Bowl. I mean, is he gonna be
Speaker 2: first team? I mean he won the Super Bowl? Jewels,
Speaker 2: how does first team? How are we gonna you know,
Speaker 2: just rate it? Is it? From like beginning of the
Speaker 2: season all the way through.
Speaker 1: The Super Bowl I think I'm gonna go first team
Speaker 1: Andy Reid. What do you think, Rob, I.
Speaker 2: Mean, it's gotta be a combination between both of us
Speaker 2: in order to get a first team and second team.
Speaker 2: I can't have my own first team. This is the
Speaker 2: Dudes on Dudes first team. So I'm gonna have to
Speaker 2: agree with you. If I want Andy Reid to be
Speaker 2: on the first team, I would say so because I
Speaker 2: believe they won all those games this year because of
Speaker 2: their coaching, Like they were ready in all situations of football,
Speaker 2: all the way down to the wire to win those
Speaker 2: games because of coaching. I mean, that's how you win
Speaker 2: close games. It's because of good coaching and being prepared
Speaker 2: for all situations. So I can't really argue with that.
Speaker 2: Andy Reid is definitely gonna be on here as first
Speaker 2: or second team. But if you say first team, Jules,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with you that first team.
Speaker 1: I think he's first team for this reason what you said.
Speaker 1: I'll piggyback off of that. To keep a team motivated
Speaker 1: to go back to the super Bowl after being back
Speaker 1: to back super Bowl champs, that's tough, you know it is,
Speaker 1: that's really tough to do. Whatever, you know, there's so
Speaker 1: many variables to going back to back. No one's even
Speaker 1: gone to a Super Bowl after going back to back.
Speaker 1: They did that. They want a lot of football games.
Speaker 1: They won a lot of clothes games. And that's a
Speaker 1: lot of coaching coaches doing the right thing in practice,
Speaker 1: getting their teams up ready for those types of situation.
Speaker 1: They were a situationally tough team this year. That's coaching.
Speaker 1: You know, they didn't have the best roster that they've
Speaker 1: ever had and they still went to a third straight
Speaker 1: Super Bowl. I mean that's Andy Reid and his other coaches.
Speaker 1: So this is not just Andy Reid, this is the
Speaker 1: whole coaching staff of that that that team. So I'm
Speaker 1: putting him at one. Who do you think for two?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with coach uh rookie rookie head coach
Speaker 2: Dan Quinn at number two. I mean with the Washington Commanders,
Speaker 2: he had a up and down season, but mostly up
Speaker 2: and then when they went down, they they found those
Speaker 2: ways to you know, come back and learn from their
Speaker 2: mistakes and bounce right back. And being a rookie you know,
Speaker 2: head coach. Actually he's not a rookie head coach. Dan
Speaker 2: Quinn was a head coach. Uh right, yeah, yeah, beat
Speaker 2: him in the Super Bowl when he was with Atlanta,
Speaker 2: being you know, first year with the Commanders taking the organizations,
Speaker 2: but just been dreadfully just absolutely terrible over the last
Speaker 2: two decades and turning it around like that with a
Speaker 2: rookie quarterback. I'm gonna have to, you know, tip my
Speaker 2: hat off to him. I think dan Quinn deserves to
Speaker 2: be second team.
Speaker 1: I would agree. Uh, that's a historically really bad franchise
Speaker 1: and and they've had a lot of noise these last
Speaker 1: five seven years. They've had a lot of noise. I
Speaker 1: remember as a kid when they were the Redskins. The Washington,
Speaker 1: DC area, they fucking loved football. They love That was
Speaker 1: the biggest stadium in the National Football League until like
Speaker 1: ten years ago, like the whatever that That was a
Speaker 1: huge stadium. The people in that area love the Redskins
Speaker 1: now the Commanders, and you know, with the distractions and
Speaker 1: the crazy shit that they were going through to flip
Speaker 1: it with new owner, new head coach, new quarterback, go
Speaker 1: and represent or go to the NFC championship, that was
Speaker 1: that's huge. That that that's that's never been done. So
Speaker 1: I agree dan Quinn and his coaching staff, Cliff Kingsbury.
Speaker 1: The rest of the fellas you know, Dan, was that
Speaker 1: that was a great situation and that was a great
Speaker 1: coaching Uh, that was a great That was a great
Speaker 1: coach job this year.
Speaker 2: A quick story about when we played in Washington. I
Speaker 2: think it was fed Xfield. It was the only time
Speaker 2: I played there. Actually I played there once in the
Speaker 2: playoffs for team.
Speaker 1: And you had a monster game.
Speaker 2: Yes, And I told Diane Branch prior to the game,
Speaker 2: I go, Dan Branch, watch what I do today? And
Speaker 2: then I came out. I had six catches for one
Speaker 2: hundred and sixty yards and two touchdowns and I broke them.
Speaker 2: That was the game that I broke the record for
Speaker 2: most touchdowns by tight end. I caught my fourteenth touchdown
Speaker 2: pass and that game, baby, so memories.
Speaker 1: Foot didn't the guy like pull your pants down or something? Almost?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was that big ass defensive end. I had
Speaker 2: a ted call and then the defensive end had to
Speaker 2: guard me because I fake blocking him, and then he
Speaker 2: helped me and broke it. Oh man, I forgot his
Speaker 2: name again for all Pro guy, pro bowler. Oh, just
Speaker 2: so many d ends. I just can't remember it right now.
Speaker 1: That was a fucking monster game. Let's get to quarterback
Speaker 1: for the All Dudes Team First and second team. Quarterback
Speaker 1: of the All Dudes Team First Team for me, Patrick Mahomes.
Speaker 2: Really you're going with Patrick Mahomes, I'm gonna go gainst
Speaker 2: that Jews. I'm gonna put Joe Burrow as the first
Speaker 2: teamer here in this situation, I don't belie even though
Speaker 2: if he's on the list, you know, he's not even
Speaker 2: a candidate. But to me, I mean that guy bawled
Speaker 2: out for the Cincinnati Bengals this year. I know they
Speaker 2: didn't make the playoffs, but I mean that don't matter.
Speaker 2: He balled like he was a you know, first team
Speaker 2: All Pro guy out there out on the field, just
Speaker 2: launching it up to Jamar Chase and company. And he
Speaker 2: came through. Man. It's just they don't get a lot
Speaker 2: of coverage at as well, like a lot of press
Speaker 2: in the media, so you don't hear much about him.
Speaker 2: That's why you were talking that, that's why I should
Speaker 2: go to Cincinnati as well, to you know, bring a
Speaker 2: little bit more hype to that you know position there
Speaker 2: in Cincinnati, because they have a quality guy.
Speaker 1: I put him as first team I'll give you. I'll
Speaker 1: give you first team because he had numbers. He played
Speaker 1: an elite year to a point where we've never seen
Speaker 1: someone play that well and not make the playoffs. Now,
Speaker 1: the playoff thing, that's crazy. But if we were to
Speaker 1: build a team right now, I wouldn't mind putting Joe
Speaker 1: Burrow because Joe Burrow knows how to play with not
Speaker 1: great offensive line played. Joe Burrow knows how to be
Speaker 1: productive when things aren't going great for the you know,
Speaker 1: in general, for the offensive unit. That guy just balls regardless.
Speaker 1: It reminds me a lot of the Brady factor, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Brady, even when our O line
Speaker 1: wasn't blocking the best, he used to get the ball
Speaker 1: out quick, get it to his playmakers. You know, he
Speaker 1: changed the play figure your way out, gut through. He
Speaker 1: definitely does that. Second team's got to be Patrick Mahomes then, bro.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Patrick Mahomes second team for sure. I mean what
Speaker 2: about Josh Allen though, I mean he was MVP of
Speaker 2: the league.
Speaker 1: He didn't win, didn't he didn't beat there? Right, you
Speaker 1: can't put you can't put Patrick. You cannot not have
Speaker 1: Patrick Mahomes in top two. I'll give you Burrow. All right,
Speaker 1: I like that Burrough pick, but Patrick Mahomes has to
Speaker 1: be in the second, you know. I love Josh Allen,
Speaker 1: I love that all right. I mean, no one's willed
Speaker 1: their team to win like Patrick Mahomes.
Speaker 2: I mean he did have another kid. He went fifteen
Speaker 2: and two, third straight Super Bowl appearance. I mean Joe
Speaker 2: Burrow as well almost threw four five thousand yards this year.
Speaker 2: He had forty three touchdowns. And is there any one
Speaker 2: that's more of a dude dude than Joe Burrow as well?
Speaker 2: And same with Patrick Mahomes when you were telling a
Speaker 2: story about him on a previous show about you know,
Speaker 2: pounding some beers with him back in the day when
Speaker 2: he was right before he was a rookie. So I'm
Speaker 2: just glad that you agree with me with Joe Burrow
Speaker 2: being the first team.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But if if like we were shipped to a
Speaker 1: planet in a different galaxy.
Speaker 2: What planet? What's the name of the planet?
Speaker 1: I mean the scientific name is probably like G four
Speaker 1: fifty eight six four because it's you know, you would
Speaker 1: take a black hole to a completely different galaxy, so
Speaker 1: it's like essentially the same planet as Earth, but it's
Speaker 1: G five six forty six'. Nine and if you were
Speaker 1: to take it one quarterback there to like try to
Speaker 1: make quarter on that, Land i'm Taking Patrick. Mahomes, BRO.
Speaker 2: I feel you on that Because, MAHOMES I i. UNDERSTAND
Speaker 2: i would Take Patrick mahomes too in that situation Because
Speaker 2: mahomes can adjust to all situations of. Football and that's
Speaker 2: why their team went to the Super bowl once. Again
Speaker 2: and that's Why Joe burrow's team didn't make it to the.
Speaker 2: Playoffs that Was.
Speaker 1: Joe joe's got to get it going, here, man you,
Speaker 1: KNOW i love they, gotta they. GOTTA i don't, know,
Speaker 1: man that's you can't not make the. Playoffs you got
Speaker 1: to you can't start. Slow they gotta they gotta fix that,
Speaker 1: somehow some way this. Offseason they can't start. Slow that
Speaker 1: loss to The patriots at the beginning of the year
Speaker 1: is why they didn't make the.
Speaker 2: Playoffs, like but.
Speaker 1: They have never started. Fasts like you got to change
Speaker 1: something in order to get Change sign the sign, him
Speaker 1: sign The. Gronkster all, right let's go to, receiver all, dudes.
Speaker 2: TEAM i, mean this is gonna be. Easy i'm already
Speaker 2: gonna tell you whose first team is right. Now right
Speaker 2: off the, Bat i'm gonna go With Jamar. CHASE i,
Speaker 2: mean he's triple crown and that's just enough. SET i,
Speaker 2: mean the guy is, thick he's a, speedster he's got
Speaker 2: a deep, ball he's got the short. Game he's just
Speaker 2: overall the best wide receiver in the. Game his numbers
Speaker 2: proved that once again this. YEAR A JULES i think
Speaker 2: him one and.
Speaker 1: Two him And Justin. JEFFERSON i mean IT'S i mean
Speaker 1: he just had the triple crime AND i think that flip,
Speaker 1: flops you, know depending on the year with those, two
Speaker 1: because they both fucking just. Eat they just. Eat AND
Speaker 1: i Love Justin. JEFFERSON i saw him at The Super.
Speaker 1: BOWL i love his attitude mm, Hmm like he's a
Speaker 1: you could tell he's a cool like he's he reminds
Speaker 1: me of like how you were as a. Superstar when
Speaker 1: you have a superstar that like wants everyone to get it,
Speaker 1: fed that's, cool that's like and you could just tell that.
Speaker 1: Vibe he wants success for the, team you, know that's
Speaker 1: that's a humble way of being AND I i you
Speaker 1: can feel that With Justin. Jefferson it's not just his,
Speaker 1: production his elite. Athleticism it's it's how he is as a.
Speaker 1: Leader ON i fu love With Justin jefferson receiver easy one,
Speaker 1: Two Justin jefferson And Jamar, Chase Jamar chase being first,
Speaker 1: Team Jamar Justin jefferson being second. Team let's go to.
Speaker 1: Slot we got a.
Speaker 2: Slot it should be named after, You, jules the squirrely,
Speaker 2: slot because you kind of created the slot position a little.
Speaker 2: BIT i mean you didn't created started nah.
Speaker 1: That guys before me started The Wes. Welkers But brown's you.
Speaker 2: Brought it to the. Slots Dion, Branch Troy, Brown West,
Speaker 2: walker squirrely.
Speaker 1: Slot Ammon dola's in.
Speaker 2: There he's Not amon dol. Anyway he's the dance all.
Speaker 1: Right squirrelya dancer. Slot all, right all, Right i'll give
Speaker 1: you my first. Second you can agree with, me and
Speaker 1: Then i'll give you honorable mention First Ceedee lamb all
Speaker 1: right or or on Top brown all, RIGHT i agree with.
Speaker 1: You those are my two my honorable, mention Which i'll
Speaker 1: give the rookie. Slot, dude all, dudes team Is lad.
Speaker 1: McConkie he had a really good he had a really
Speaker 1: good year for.
Speaker 2: For that.
Speaker 1: Team like he made a lot of big catches and
Speaker 1: they didn't have much. Help he didn't have much.
Speaker 2: Help he's the only one that stepped up to the
Speaker 2: table as well as a rookie as in that wide receiver,
Speaker 2: Room he's the one that stepped.
Speaker 1: UP i Love smith And jigmud too For. Seattle he's
Speaker 1: a fucking. Baller, No, Silkie, hey we got to also
Speaker 1: talk About Jacobe. Myers you got to throw him in.
Speaker 1: There and he's not just a, slot but you, know
Speaker 1: he eats in the.
Speaker 2: Slot he keeps the chains. GOING i.
Speaker 1: Think But, jacoby he he can go up and be.
Speaker 1: Airborne he airborne, slot he can basketball, you and his
Speaker 1: release game is. Sick i'm On Rasa. BROWN i love his.
Speaker 1: BLOCKING i like his. Attitude he had a lot of.
Speaker 1: Receptions he's great with the ball in his. HAND i
Speaker 1: would put him one and THEN i would go Ceedee
Speaker 1: lamb to honorable Mention Jacoby, Myers smith And jigba rookie all,
Speaker 1: dude lat, McConkie.
Speaker 2: I agree with, you, BROTHER i agree with you one hundred.
Speaker 2: PERCENT i really love that honorable. MENTION i think this
Speaker 2: is one of the few where we can mention an
Speaker 2: honorable mention Because lad McConkie definitely does deserve. IT i
Speaker 2: loved what he did in the playoffs this.
Speaker 1: YEAR i mean he did it all. Year third, down
Speaker 1: he was a little machine and everyone in the you,
Speaker 1: know the stadium knew that this little you know, guys
Speaker 1: they're going at him on third down and they you,
Speaker 1: know continue to not stop. Them right, back after this quick,
Speaker 1: break let's go to running back first and second. Team.
Speaker 1: Easy that's What it's gonna be hard to, pick to
Speaker 1: be hard to, pick but there will be honorable mentions in.
Speaker 1: THIS i Mean Saquon barkley And Derrick, henry.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah no doubt about. That and it's not really
Speaker 2: that hard to pick. Either if there Wasn't Saquon, barkley you,
Speaker 2: Know Derrick henry would obviously be first team in a.
Speaker 2: Second but With Saquon barkley's year this year and winning
Speaker 2: The Super, bowl going over two thousand, yards you gotta
Speaker 2: put him as first. Team like this is unanimous right, Now,
Speaker 2: Jules there's there's no arguing this this situation right.
Speaker 1: Now great honorable. Mentions gibbs electric With.
Speaker 2: Detroit WHAT i love about him is that his receiving
Speaker 2: game out of the backfield as well fifty two receptions
Speaker 2: without a.
Speaker 1: Doubt Sonic Baby, sonic and Then Josh jacobs was a
Speaker 1: great addition For Green bay this. Year he runs. HARD
Speaker 1: i love, him tackle to tackle in between the. Tackles
Speaker 1: mixing was a FREAKING i thought he Carried. Houston they
Speaker 1: Were they were my disappointing team of the, year and
Speaker 1: the only shine they really had throughout the year were
Speaker 1: like Periodically mixing would have huge. Games he had an effective.
Speaker 1: Year Uh cook for Fucking buffalo was dangerous and he
Speaker 1: was dynamic and he was a whole nother reason why
Speaker 1: they were so dangerous this. Year And Bucky, IRVING i,
Speaker 1: mean you gotta give a shout out to. It he's
Speaker 1: was he a?
Speaker 2: Rookie he was a rookie this. Year, Yes it's incredible
Speaker 2: What tampa was doing down. There those general, managers they
Speaker 2: Got Rashad white as a rookie as well out of
Speaker 2: the backfield And Bucky, irviney those guys know how to.
Speaker 2: Draft they.
Speaker 1: Do Uh, SO i think that's a no. Brainer one,
Speaker 1: Two Saquon Derrick, HENRY i agree with, you, brother, Fullback all,
Speaker 1: dudes team full, back let's. Go. UH i want TO
Speaker 1: i want a Mean green just fucking bruiser.
Speaker 2: FULLBACK i, mean if we're talking about the goats of
Speaker 2: the fall back, POSITION i mean we got to talk
Speaker 2: About Mike.
Speaker 1: Austin The, Lorenzo Nils.
Speaker 2: Lorenzo what About Refrigerator perry coming in as fall back as.
Speaker 1: Well, oh that's kind of what reminds me of one
Speaker 1: of our top. TWO i Think Patrick. Workard guy was
Speaker 1: like three hundred pound d. Tackle they converted him to
Speaker 1: a fucking fullback and he's been a, pivotal a pivotal
Speaker 1: reason why they have so much success In baltimore on the,
Speaker 1: ground especially in the red. Area that guy blows holes.
Speaker 1: Up he's like your prototypical. Fullback So i'm gonna give
Speaker 1: him our first. Team he reminds me of A James devlin,
Speaker 1: type just bigger my second, team who's Check kyle for The.
Speaker 1: Niners his versatility reminds me of lot Of Tom, rathman
Speaker 1: who was a forty nine er back in the day.
Speaker 1: Fullback this, guy you can line him up, outside throw
Speaker 1: him a. Screen he can also do dirty work in
Speaker 1: between the, tackles the wam, bams whatever you want to call.
Speaker 1: Him he's a smart football. Player harvard guy played d
Speaker 1: N he's got a lot of, Versatility he's got a
Speaker 1: lot of reps in a lot of different. Areas so
Speaker 1: like he's a hybrid kind OF i put him in
Speaker 1: an f that could do fullback. Stuff but Like Patrick,
Speaker 1: ricard he is like a big. Ada he just reminds
Speaker 1: you of. Fullback AM i? Wrong you know you're not.
Speaker 2: WRONG i mean you gotta love a guy Like Patrick
Speaker 2: ricard because a fallback, position you want to see someone
Speaker 2: that's wearing that freaking neck, brace like our Guy James.
Speaker 2: Devlin Like James devlin looked like a, complete like a,
Speaker 2: mean vicious, fallback and that's how you want to fall
Speaker 2: back to look. In Patrick ricard has that look in,
Speaker 2: him and that's what football fans. Appreciate is just someone that's,
Speaker 2: grounded just looking for any work that's on the field
Speaker 2: to just hit, someone even if the play is not
Speaker 2: even around THE.
Speaker 1: I guarantee these two, Dudes Patrick ricard And Kyle who's.
Speaker 1: CHECK i could probably put a ninety nine point ninety
Speaker 1: ninety nine percentage guarantee on this that in the weight,
Speaker 1: room those guys have smelling salts and they tape their
Speaker 1: wrists and they have knee, BRACES i, like if you're
Speaker 1: a fullback and you're not fucking running the radio in
Speaker 1: the fucking weight room with a box of smelling, salts
Speaker 1: your knees wrapped up for your, squat and your fucking fingers,
Speaker 1: taped you're not a fullback to. Me James devlon shout.
Speaker 2: Out spot on spotif hey.
Speaker 1: Shout out to THE ivy. Leagues shout out to THE
Speaker 1: ivy leagues getting fullbacks left and, Right James Devlin, brown
Speaker 1: who's check Fucking? Harvard what's up with these smart dudes
Speaker 1: wanted to use their goddamn head so? Much maybe maybe
Speaker 1: Them hovid and THOSE Ivy league boys and not the smartest,
Speaker 1: kids because these guys are using their head every fucking.
Speaker 2: Play, well maybe they are the smartest kids and they
Speaker 2: got to use their head because they're so smart tools
Speaker 2: they gotta just bang out all that.
Speaker 1: Info they're banging out. Info shout out first, Team Patrick,
Speaker 1: Ricard all Dudes, Team second, Team Kyle Uschek honorable Mention
Speaker 1: Michael alstot nineteen eighty.
Speaker 2: NINE i, mean that's how vicious he was that he's
Speaker 2: honorable mention and it's two thousand and twenty. Four while
Speaker 2: shout out To Mike allstaff for just being an absolute
Speaker 2: savage in the.
Speaker 1: Monster even THOUGH i from even honorable mentioned To lorenzo
Speaker 1: O'Neil And John, riggins they're getting they're in there. Too
Speaker 1: they're always on the All dudes.
Speaker 2: TEAM i, Mean lorenzo O'Neil did help uh freaking U
Speaker 2: lt rush team over what he helped a bunch of
Speaker 2: any man hundred yards basically every.
Speaker 1: Year, shit all, right this is your Special. Forte let's
Speaker 1: go tight end first and second.
Speaker 2: Team all this Is, forte, Baby well he's going to start.
Speaker 2: Off i'm going to start off with the guy THAT
Speaker 2: i truly believe he earned it this. Year he probably
Speaker 2: was first Team All, pro but it doesn't. MATTER i
Speaker 2: didn't even see. IT i don't even have to look
Speaker 2: because he should have been one hundred. Percent But George
Speaker 2: kittle Wreussell mania FANATIC wwe. GUY i, Mean george is
Speaker 2: in his thirties. Now in the way that he plays the,
Speaker 2: game he still plays it like he's twenty two years.
Speaker 2: Old out on that, Field, Jeweles he's running, hard it's
Speaker 2: hard to tackle, him and he's blocking like an absolute
Speaker 2: vicious maniac out, there like he's an offensive. Tackle stale
Speaker 2: and he's giving it his all every, play and he's a,
Speaker 2: leader and he's he's the only tight end this year
Speaker 2: to go over a thousand. Yards just think about, that
Speaker 2: only tight end this year to go over one K
Speaker 2: i ACTUALLY i think, no, Way.
Speaker 1: Yeah go over a thousand with one hundred and twelve. Receptions,
Speaker 1: no don't think so did? He now there's two.
Speaker 2: Others there's two, others all, RIGHT i take it. Back
Speaker 2: George kittle's not the only tight end that went over
Speaker 2: a thousand.
Speaker 1: Yards better yard per ketch, though but way bigger yard per, ketch.
Speaker 2: Yeah which means more explosive plays and getting the team,
Speaker 2: going get in that momentum going when you're having those explosive.
Speaker 2: Plays So George kittle hands down the first team Or
Speaker 2: jules and that it's kind.
Speaker 1: Of your second then because the number two the number, Two,
Speaker 1: ROB i.
Speaker 2: Mean obviously you can. Go Travis kelcey still got, it you,
Speaker 2: know he's still got a little bit more to, give
Speaker 2: and shout out to. Him according to the, sources Which
Speaker 2: i'm not sure how reliable the sources, are because the
Speaker 2: sources yesterday SAID i was coming back to, Football i'm.
Speaker 2: Not but now the sources today Say Travis kelse is
Speaker 2: coming back for another, Year so shout out to. Him
Speaker 2: he's got.
Speaker 1: Sources shut sources to.
Speaker 2: Shout out to. Sources, baby he's got. More he's tank,
Speaker 2: though he's got more left in the. Tank he had
Speaker 2: Ninety so.
Speaker 1: You're Giving, kelsey you're Giving kelsey second team.
Speaker 2: Over it's either going to Be Brock powers Or Travis
Speaker 2: kelce BECAUSE i mean it's. Tough it really is tough
Speaker 2: in that situation because Brock bowers did it with like three,
Speaker 2: quarterbacks just a. Rookie just the way he just runs
Speaker 2: the ball after the catch is just phenomenal as. Well
Speaker 2: But travis once, AGAIN i mean ninety seven, RECEPTIONS i,
Speaker 2: mean went to the Super bowl once, again came through
Speaker 2: in the. Playoffs, YEAH i mean this is tough. One
Speaker 2: this is tough. One do you give it to the
Speaker 2: young buck or do you give it to the you,
Speaker 2: know The og that that's still.
Speaker 1: GOING i think you got to give it To og
Speaker 1: because of his. Aura you, know, dudes not just on field.
Speaker 1: Play it's aura to be on the All dude, team
Speaker 1: it's got to have the. Aura and he's got, Aura.
Speaker 2: Brock, Bowers he's got to show that. Aura he hasn't
Speaker 2: shown that aura. Yet it looks like he's still. Young
Speaker 2: in every interview he's got to come out still. Young so, well,
Speaker 2: DEFINITELY i. LIKE i like the way that you're going
Speaker 2: with that's the dudes on dudes all team you gotta
Speaker 2: have or with, it you gotta, have you, know, personality
Speaker 2: whether this is the first and second. Team you, Know
Speaker 2: George kittle first, Team Travis kelsey is second, team.
Speaker 1: And then honorable mention Honorable we'll go With Brock bowers
Speaker 1: and shout out To terry. McBride he didn't make honorable,
Speaker 1: mention but he did have one hundred.
Speaker 2: Catches, yeah he was under the. RADAR i think he
Speaker 2: had one.
Speaker 1: Hundred Dallas goddard's a really good. Catches, hey and then
Speaker 1: shout out To andrews. K i know his season didn't
Speaker 1: shake out, right but you. Could you know That Mark,
Speaker 1: andrews you, know works his tail off AND i feel
Speaker 1: terrible for him because he's probably thinking about that all off.
Speaker 2: SEASON i Love Mark. Andrews shout out to him and
Speaker 2: he's alsol a leading touchdown h career reception And Baltimore
Speaker 2: ravens history of the whole. Organization so shout out To Mark. Andrews,
Speaker 2: man you're gonna have a bounce bounce back. YEAR i,
Speaker 2: mean you didn't have a bad, year but you're gonna
Speaker 2: bounce back, strong no doubt about.
Speaker 1: It, yeah he just had a bad. Ending m. Hm
Speaker 1: we all had. That we all have one of those
Speaker 1: plays we. Do you just gotta over, it you, know
Speaker 1: you know how do you get over? It?
Speaker 2: Rob you just keep going? Win you? Win, yeah you. Do,
Speaker 2: yeah you win next.
Speaker 1: Year if you go, Win no one will ever remember.
Speaker 1: This fucking they'll remember. It it'll be more of a
Speaker 1: back seat to. It now let's jump to the all
Speaker 1: dude oh. Line now we go full line for a whole,
Speaker 1: team and We this is called The Dante Scarnekio. Scarnekia
Speaker 1: The Dante Scarnekia award Is scario Or scarnekia is my.
Speaker 1: COACH i call Him. Scar people are getting at the
Speaker 1: comments section THAT i mispronounced his. Name did we ever
Speaker 1: hear anything other Than? Scar?
Speaker 2: No it was Just, scar Coach. Scar that's All. Scar
Speaker 2: this Is Star Wars, scar BUT i think It's. Scarnkia
Speaker 2: if you're asking the guy that knows how to pronounce names,
Speaker 2: right that never gets the Wrong jewels besides every other.
Speaker 2: Name When i'm On, Fox i'm gonna go With. SCARNKIA
Speaker 2: i Think i'm gonna do. IT i think it's THE
Speaker 2: a with THE, a not the Oh. Scarnkia so we
Speaker 2: got The Scar award first second. TEAM i think it's
Speaker 2: pretty obvious for first Team. Jewles who do you THINK i?
Speaker 2: GOT i got A i got an offensive. Line in my,
Speaker 2: mind they're, big they're, massive they're all about they averaged
Speaker 2: my height six, six you, know about three hundred and thirty.
Speaker 2: Pounds who AM i talking?
Speaker 1: About you're talking about The. Eagles, YES i am often
Speaker 1: disagree that THEY i would have to. Agree that was
Speaker 1: pure domination all year.
Speaker 2: Long.
Speaker 1: Uh and it set the tempo for their whole. TEAM
Speaker 1: i mean you know that that that that run. Game
Speaker 1: they had a two thousand yard, runner which has only
Speaker 1: been done like a handful of, times twelve times or
Speaker 1: something or nine. TIMES i don't even, know it's not that.
Speaker 1: Many and and they had a lot of guys changed
Speaker 1: positions and there was not any lack of production mm.
Speaker 1: Hmm like they had guys beat banged, up and they
Speaker 1: had guys inner swapping other guards going to, tackle, tackle
Speaker 1: center going to, center like they had a bunch of
Speaker 1: ring around the rosie in that room and they still.
Speaker 1: Dominated and it's because Of Lane johnson And. Malata AND
Speaker 1: i love Having. Malata you, know when you have we
Speaker 1: had to tackle from another, country it's always kind of.
Speaker 2: Cool, yeah shout out To Jordan. Malata He's. Australian he's
Speaker 2: the First aussi to win A Super bowl and also
Speaker 2: them go one of the first players ever to never
Speaker 2: Play american football until he gets got drafted into THE. Nfl,
Speaker 2: So Jordan, mulatta you represented Those aussi's PROBABLY i just
Speaker 2: came back From. Australia they love you. There they all
Speaker 2: brought you up and you're a huge factor into giving
Speaker 2: the young bucks over there in The Oussee Football league
Speaker 2: and also The Rugby league hope that they can make
Speaker 2: it now to THE. Nfl you're opening up that, pathway,
Speaker 2: Brother so congratulations and you, know just an excellent job
Speaker 2: just being a beast like. That and so shout out
Speaker 2: To Jordan. Mulatta Landon, Dickerson Cam jurgen who on a
Speaker 2: phenomenal job he. Did he had to replace An All
Speaker 2: pro player And Jason kelcey and he stepped up to the.
Speaker 2: Challenge it's, like you, know it's Like kelsey never even
Speaker 2: left Because Camp jurgen came in and just filled that.
Speaker 2: Hole and you don't see him. Crazy you don't see that,
Speaker 2: much you, know especially at the center. Position shout out
Speaker 2: To Mika, beckton absolute monster playing, guard who plays guard
Speaker 2: at six foot, eight three hundred and fifty, pounds that's unheard.
Speaker 2: Of and then this is the guy who anchors the offensive,
Speaker 2: line who's there absolute, leader who's an absolute street, fighter
Speaker 2: and and you, know gives them that mindset to Dominate Lane.
Speaker 2: Johnson so that's just a vicious offensive line group right.
Speaker 2: There if you ever see any of those guys in the,
Speaker 2: Streets i'm telling, you don't mess with, them don't don't
Speaker 2: pick a fight.
Speaker 1: With not don't pick a fight with. Them they'll fucking
Speaker 1: protect you. Out they just sty'll FUCKING i bet. You
Speaker 1: their punches are so like that's all the linemen. Doing
Speaker 1: when you go to practice in THE, nfl you sit
Speaker 1: there and when you watch the offensive line do their,
Speaker 1: DRILLS i just remember them having like a forty five
Speaker 1: or one hundred pound play and they just do like side, shuffle,
Speaker 1: punch side shuffle, punch side shuffle punch for like fifty
Speaker 1: minutes for a warm up with like a lot of.
Speaker 1: Weight that's they're just fucking. Crazy number two is gonna be, Hard.
Speaker 2: ROB i really do love the offensive line for The
Speaker 2: Detroit lions, because like they, give they Dominate Jared goff
Speaker 2: a lot of time in the, pocket And Jared goff's
Speaker 2: not a scram. Like you want an offensive line like
Speaker 2: that that can protect your quarterbacks so you can just
Speaker 2: sit back there and just pick apart the. Defense and
Speaker 2: they're so athletic as. Well they're so athletic that they
Speaker 2: were able to put them you, know eligible tackle eligible
Speaker 2: and throw them passes and reverse screens and all that
Speaker 2: other crazy stuff that they're doing over there In. Detroit
Speaker 2: i'm not sure if that's going to continue Because Ben johnson's,
Speaker 2: gone or if it's that's a contributing factor To Dan
Speaker 2: campbell being the head. Coach but it's just amazing how
Speaker 2: involved The Detroit lions Offense lene you, know became in
Speaker 2: the whole entire game. Plan So i'm, Thinking i'm, leading you,
Speaker 2: know second Team Detroit. Lions what about what are you thinking?
Speaker 1: HERE i am. TOO i MEAN i just remember On
Speaker 1: fox kickoff show every week just talking about the dominance
Speaker 1: of this line throughout the whole. Year that was the
Speaker 1: common denominator for The Detroit lions and the success that they.
Speaker 1: Had they had a revolving. Door guy is coming on.
Speaker 1: Defense they're. Coming Fucking what you knew was coming out
Speaker 1: Every sunday was that offensive line was gonna. Play they
Speaker 1: didn't lose once because of. That that that, unit and
Speaker 1: that's because Of Penney seol and the boys. Dominated shout
Speaker 1: out To Skip we played with him a few years.
Speaker 1: Back he's out there getting. Involved he was part of
Speaker 1: that Whole uh was he was he? Eligible was he not? Eligible?
Speaker 1: Bullshit so shout out to. THEM i have. TO i
Speaker 1: think those were the clearly the top two. Lines there's
Speaker 1: honorable mentions.
Speaker 2: With The.
Speaker 1: Bills they had a really great year With Cook Dion.
Speaker 1: Dawkins i've hung out with him a couple of. Times he's.
Speaker 1: Nasty you could just tell him. NASTY i would love
Speaker 1: to have him as because you always had one lineman
Speaker 1: that you, know they're. Nasty. Guy we'll be right back
Speaker 1: after this quick. Break first and second Team All, Dude Dante,
Speaker 1: scarnekio Scar All all. Dudes Scar team first, Team, Eagles
Speaker 1: second Team lions shout Out Taylor decker for The lions offensive,
Speaker 1: Line Graham, Glasglow, Glasgow frank Ring, Now Kevin, Zeitler.
Speaker 2: Yea. SEW i, mean these guys just get involved in
Speaker 2: scoring and that's somede. Behavior juels shout out Today lions
Speaker 2: offensive the.
Speaker 1: Line we got the Offensive All dude team pretty much
Speaker 1: in the bag and we have we'll probably do a defense.
Speaker 1: Later but we have two Other we have two other
Speaker 1: dudes that we we gotta. Recognize one is the vibes.
Speaker 1: Guy every team's got a vibes. Guy we had a
Speaker 1: couple of vibes guys Like Nico. Kudovidi he's type, guy
Speaker 1: the vibes. Guy you know in the locker, room, set
Speaker 1: in law holding. Court there's a vibes guy on all.
Speaker 1: Team we need a first and second team all vibes.
Speaker 1: Guy we need a first and second team dudes, dude
Speaker 1: all vibes, guy a guy.
Speaker 2: That's just always bringing positivity to the. Room he's lightning
Speaker 2: the mood. UP i, mean he's just a real dude's
Speaker 2: dudes type and there's a lot of guys like. That
Speaker 2: this is a crucial award right. Here this is crucial
Speaker 2: to have in the locker room as, well because it's
Speaker 2: a game of. Football your spirits can be knocked down
Speaker 2: plenty of, times but you always need that guy that
Speaker 2: brings the vibes to the table and gets you through
Speaker 2: the you, know the tough long days sometimes that THE nfl.
Speaker 2: Presents we got. First i'm going with a guy THAT
Speaker 2: i finally got to. MEET i met him one.
Speaker 1: Time we.
Speaker 2: Threw actually it was, quick so let me take that
Speaker 2: pactuals BECAUSE i didn't him, before BUT i never got
Speaker 2: to meet him like where he was vibing, out where
Speaker 2: he was truly vibing. OUT i threw with him, before
Speaker 2: and this Is Jameis winston and we just had a
Speaker 2: throwing session AND i had to go my, way he
Speaker 2: went his. Way BUT i finally got to vibe With
Speaker 2: Jameis winston when he was doing all his you know
Speaker 2: stuff at The Super bowl this year For, fox being
Speaker 2: a media correspondent and just doing interviews and making people
Speaker 2: laugh and going up and Down Bourbon street. SINGING i,
Speaker 2: mean he has, vibes he has. Positivity he's just a
Speaker 2: character in the best ways. Possible AND i heard so
Speaker 2: many great things about him WHEN i was In tampa as,
Speaker 2: well AND i finally got the vibe with him when
Speaker 2: he interviewed me at media day when we were With,
Speaker 2: Fox so that was. COOL i feel like he's first
Speaker 2: or second team for. Sure All, RIGHT i like.
Speaker 1: THAT i like That Baker mayfield could be on Their Gardner.
Speaker 1: Minchew he's. Funny Matt collins, shoeless he seems like a vibe.
Speaker 2: Guy, well WHAT i love About Jameis winston as. Well
Speaker 2: he eats those w's and he loves snow. Games and
Speaker 2: you know we love snow games as, well Jule as
Speaker 2: we thrive big.
Speaker 1: Time who's another vibes, guy.
Speaker 2: Another vibes, Guy Mac Matt. COLLINS i mean he's got he's,
Speaker 2: got you, know those shoeless look and just that more
Speaker 2: like the what's that where you're very healthy? Vibe the
Speaker 2: uh hallucigenic uh, no. Holistic there we. Go he's he's
Speaker 2: like a holistic type vibe if you're into. THAT i, Mean,
Speaker 2: Baker Lamar, jackson Great.
Speaker 1: Mark, jackson seems like he's probably a vibe guy in
Speaker 1: the locker. Room he probably chill. Vibes i'm Going, Lamar
Speaker 1: i'm Going lamar second.
Speaker 2: Team, yeah what about what About, uh you can't exclude
Speaker 2: these head? Coaches what About Dan? Campbell he says the
Speaker 2: vibe every day pounds freaking three hundred milligrams of coffee
Speaker 2: before he starts every meeting of His that's a vibe right.
Speaker 2: There what kind of.
Speaker 1: Vibes are you wanting right? Now because if it's for,
Speaker 1: ME i want chill. VIBES i Want lamar. Vibes if
Speaker 1: you want fucking let's slam three fucking monsters and go
Speaker 1: look to. Fight i'm Taking Dan. Campbell all.
Speaker 2: Right Well i'm a little jet lag still And i'm
Speaker 2: literally just. Chilling So i'm going with.
Speaker 1: The La lamar.
Speaker 2: Vibes i'm on The lamar. Vie there we.
Speaker 1: Go vibes, Guy All Dudes team First, Team Jamis. Winston
Speaker 1: he just seems, like you, know if you need A
Speaker 1: Bible verse or anything on a bad, day he will
Speaker 1: read it for. You and then number, Two Lamar. Jackson
Speaker 1: he just seems chill to. Me honorable, Mention Dan, Campbell Dan,
Speaker 1: Campbell Dan, campbell if you're in that. Mood, Lastly All
Speaker 1: Dudes team number one. Fan we seen him, everywhere especially
Speaker 1: during The Super bowl time The Brad, cooper's The Will
Speaker 1: farrells of the. World The Nikki glazer who loves The
Speaker 1: chiefs because Of Taylor. Swift The Taylor swift who loves
Speaker 1: The Philadelphia eagles but then fell in love with The
Speaker 1: Kansas City chiefs because of her. Boyfriend, oh The Rick
Speaker 1: flair who loves The. Bucks The Big cats who Like
Speaker 1: chicago but really like The. PATRIOTS i, mean who.
Speaker 2: Is a Closet patriot? Fans Big, Cat Big cat number.
Speaker 2: One come out of the, closet Big. Cat we know
Speaker 2: you want. To, oh you're A patriots, fan not A bears, fan.
Speaker 1: First team number one, fan Big, cat as A patriots.
Speaker 2: Fan, yes that is first team by, far first. Team
Speaker 2: we love. You what happened to because that picture that
Speaker 2: was scrolling all over the internet of you in A patriots? Jersey,
Speaker 2: man you look, good you look, young you look. Fit
Speaker 2: what happened? Man? Young? Yeah so.
Speaker 1: You know he was probably somewhere in like where is he? From?
Speaker 1: Newton probably something That Newton west Fucking high school party
Speaker 1: in His brady, jersey thin drinking a tall, boy acting,
Speaker 1: cool talking about The. Pats h that.
Speaker 2: Must have heard him over like the last, decade pretending
Speaker 2: to be A Chicago bear, fan that, Hat, like how.
Speaker 1: Do you know that he's SECRETLY i mean he had
Speaker 1: a lot of success if you think about, it because.
Speaker 2: Yeah but deep, hurt deep down just not being able
Speaker 2: to root for your your. Team you're just suppressing the
Speaker 2: suppressing the emotions that you're really A patriots. Fan and,
Speaker 2: yes his first team looks like you're. Not, yeah his first,
Speaker 2: team he is.
Speaker 1: First team for. Sure and Then i'm gonna go Recently
Speaker 1: ronnie Stam, rose that, guy he cracks me.
Speaker 2: Up i'm gonna be. Honest. Philly, yeah But Shane killis
Speaker 2: is a number One phillies. Fan he's more of like
Speaker 2: a college football. Guy he's more of Like Notre. Dame
Speaker 2: LIKE i Saw Shane gellis all over the place For Notre.
Speaker 2: DAME i didn't even know that he was A phillies.
Speaker 2: Fan what About Miles. Teller Miles, Teller now that's a
Speaker 2: true fan right, there because he Represents he represents The
Speaker 2: eagles every single, year year in and year, out if
Speaker 2: they're good or. Bad he also SAID i saw in
Speaker 2: every report that even though he's friends With Travis, kelsey
Speaker 2: he's still gonna cheer for The Philadelphia eagles to beat.
Speaker 2: Him so that's a true fan right, there still going
Speaker 2: with his. Team he's loyal to his. Team and on
Speaker 2: top of, it he was on the field after The
Speaker 2: Philadelphia eagles won The Super bowl AND i Saw Peter
Speaker 2: schrager interviewing him as well live and just how much
Speaker 2: joy he had that The eagles won The Super Bowl.
Speaker 2: Again you could see that he's a true fan and
Speaker 2: he's very loyal as. Well So i'm going With Miles
Speaker 2: teller actually thinking about it after all that.
Speaker 1: Taking Team miles tell, Her, yeah of the best super,
Speaker 1: Fans Bradley. COOPER i see him at all The phillies games, Too.
Speaker 2: Yeah but he's only at the big time, games like
Speaker 2: like the championship, GAMES Nfc. Championship you See.
Speaker 1: Miles teler out Of week. Six you've Seen Miles teller
Speaker 1: at A week eight.
Speaker 2: Game, Yeah I've i've Seen Miles teller out, before and
Speaker 2: he's always talking about The, eagles no matter what time
Speaker 2: of year it, is it's all about, that all.
Speaker 1: Right you talked to me In Miles, teller FUCKING i love.
Speaker 2: IT i mean it probably should have, went but, no,
Speaker 2: goose what was his it? Was.
Speaker 1: Rooster he's still he's like in his. Prime yeah he was,
Speaker 1: rooster he, Was, yeah he's. Rooster he's in his prime
Speaker 1: in this acting, man he's HE'S i love his career
Speaker 1: From whiplash To Action. Star shout out to The. Gorge
Speaker 1: didn't watch it, yet but shout.
Speaker 2: Out shout. Out so.
Speaker 1: Twenty Five first Team All Dude, Offense.
Speaker 2: Rob read him, Up head Coach Andy. Reid first team
Speaker 2: Quarterback Joe, burrow wide, Receiver Jamaal chase slot research A
Speaker 2: Mom Raw Saint, Brown ladies And gentlemen running Back brown
Speaker 2: Sa Kwalm, barkley full Back Say Quad's, Broccoley Patrick, Ricard Patrick,
Speaker 2: ricard tight End Joe, Kittle George kittle Off it's an
Speaker 2: offensive line. Unit The Super bowl Champions Philadelphia Eagles Fly
Speaker 2: Eagles fly The vibes Guy Jamis Winston Hey eda dub
Speaker 2: and number one, Fan Big, cat Longtime patriots. Fan kind
Speaker 2: of a all right closet guy if you think about,
Speaker 2: it but it's. Okay he finally came. Out we love,
Speaker 2: You Big.
Speaker 1: Cat shout out to the first Team All Dudes. Offense
Speaker 1: shout out, now second, Team i'll read the second.
Speaker 2: Team how do we feel about this team, Though. Jules
Speaker 2: how do we feel about the first? TEAM i like you?
Speaker 2: Strong can you give me?
Speaker 1: OFF i, mean.
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, YEAH i don't want to go to. That
Speaker 2: you know that fire with it.
Speaker 1: Though that's a fucking good football. Team you're not losing
Speaker 1: any games with all those.
Speaker 2: Guys give us our second team twenty twenty Five Second
Speaker 2: Team All Dudes Offense. Jewels who do we?
Speaker 1: Got head Coach Dan quinn learned from his experience In
Speaker 1: atlanta to bring The commanders to THE Nfc. Championship Quarterback
Speaker 1: patrick mahomes the quinst a lot of games when their
Speaker 1: momies at. Receiver we Got Justin jefferson at. Slot we
Speaker 1: Have ceed lamb as our second Team All Dude honorable
Speaker 1: Mentioned Jackson smith And jigba From seattle and Rookie Lad
Speaker 1: mcconkeye running Back Derek. Henry honorable Mention Jamar, Gibbs Josh.
Speaker 1: Jacobs Fullback Kyle uschek spelled the jay spelled sounds like an,
Speaker 1: ooz though it's very confusing to me. Sometimes honorable Mention Mike,
Speaker 1: Alstott lorenzo. O'Neill they're on The All Dude Team. Forever
Speaker 1: Tight End Travis Kelcey honorable mentions Brock bowers and shout
Speaker 1: out to McBride offensive line The Detroit. Lions they were
Speaker 1: fucking dominant all. Year vibes. Guy we wanted a chill vibes,
Speaker 1: guy so we went With Lamar jackson unless you want to.
Speaker 1: Fight when we Go Dan, campbell we Go Dan. Campbell
Speaker 1: and then Fan Miles teller always like true, fan not like,
Speaker 1: this like oh look at, Me i'm at the game
Speaker 1: for important. Games we feel that you Know Miles. Teller
Speaker 1: he's a grind. Fan he's been there day in day.
Speaker 1: Out honorable Mentioned Bradley, cooper phenomenal cheese steak. Spot you opened.
Speaker 1: Up we'll get to The Ald Dudes defense twenty twenty
Speaker 1: five team next. Week but what a fucking. Team what a,
Speaker 1: Team what a.
Speaker 2: Team that's a championship team right. There, hey, teams call us.
Speaker 2: Up we'll be ready to be A gm in no.
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Speaker 2: jewles he's just so good at the Tush push that
Speaker 2: the league wants to ban. It you, know teams are
Speaker 2: calling in secretly the band The Tush. Push AND i
Speaker 2: loved how head Coach Nick sirianni described what goes into,
Speaker 2: it that it's not as easy as it, looks and
Speaker 2: that you gotta work on it and you got to
Speaker 2: put the time in and that's why they're so good
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Speaker 2: Jalen hurts he's going through that press toy right. Now
Speaker 2: you remember that press Tour jules after winning you know Super?
Speaker 2: Bowl you remember. That, yeah what was your favorite moment
Speaker 2: about the press? Tour what was your favorite interview of
Speaker 2: all time that you did after A Super? Bowl? Went
Speaker 2: the last? One and who was the interview With? Jules
Speaker 2: who's the last? One there we go and that's what
Speaker 2: we're talking. About and the last, one that's what we're talking.
Speaker 2: About the last one you don't even. Remember and Then
Speaker 2: Jalen hurts just the coolest dude at the parade as. Well,
Speaker 2: man he was looking. Fly you, know he's just so,
Speaker 2: calm cool and. Collective you can say whatever you want about,
Speaker 2: him but he came through for The Philadelphia eagles at all.
Speaker 2: Times he went completely chill with every. Moment get a
Speaker 2: Super BOWL i was presented to him straight. Professional get,
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Speaker 1: That, well that's been another episode Of dudes On. Dudes
Speaker 1: what can we do? Better next, Episode, rob what do you?
Speaker 2: Think it's our first episode actually where we're not, Together
Speaker 2: so it's a little weird at. First it's a little
Speaker 2: awkward BECAUSE i can't feel your, ENERGY i can't feel
Speaker 2: your vibe. Exactly but as we kept, going we started
Speaker 2: understanding each other a little bit more over the. Screen
Speaker 2: but we'll be back eventually. Together we're just gonna have
Speaker 2: to do a couple over over this zoom stuff just
Speaker 2: because of you, know the locations where we live in this.
Speaker 2: Country but we will be back and we'll just keep
Speaker 2: producing shows over the. Internet and what we can do
Speaker 2: is just feel each other out better from from one
Speaker 2: side of the country to the.
Speaker 1: Other, yeah we'll get it. Down we'll get it. Down
Speaker 1: every rep. Counts we'll get more reps under our. Belt
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