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Speaker 1: nine edition. I'm your host, Kevin Policy back, sure, yes,

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Speaker 1: of course, just leave it up a gate and back

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Speaker 1: the funk off the yard. Yeah, um, get I digres.

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Speaker 1: Let's meet a shower in particular orders. Say hello to

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Speaker 1: Christoph Lodo duck made Colin Fan. Are you in fact seaworthy?

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Speaker 1: I am. I spent eight and second of months at sea,

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Speaker 1: uh with the Second City, doing doing shows on a

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Speaker 1: cruise ship. But it did take me two full weeks

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Speaker 1: to get my sea legs. I was sick almost every

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Speaker 1: day for two weeks. And did you have any um

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Speaker 1: accoutremants like a wrist band thing or an ear thing

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Speaker 1: or no? And I saw everybody wearing that stuff, and

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Speaker 1: I thought I would. I thought I was fucking gonna

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Speaker 1: be fine, and I wasn't. I wasn't fine. Wow. Did

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Speaker 1: you how long were you on the boat? I did?

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Speaker 1: I did two boats, but one of the boats was

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Speaker 1: eight consecutive months. Yeah. How large was the quote unquote

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Speaker 1: stateroom you were sleeping in? Oh? It was terrible. It

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Speaker 1: was terrible because every six weeks I had to share

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Speaker 1: we'd be like very close just to twin beds, and

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Speaker 1: then I'd get my own for a while. And then

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Speaker 1: so it was it's it's a fucking nightmare. And then

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Speaker 1: I did the epic Um, which is the second largest

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Speaker 1: ship at sea, or it was at the time through

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Speaker 1: Norwig and Cruise Line. And here's this huge ship. And

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Speaker 1: I was given what's called a coffin, and you could

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Speaker 1: touch the bathroom, your closet. It's I mean, it's a coffin.

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Speaker 1: Like you open it, you lay down and that's it.

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Speaker 1: First of all, do you get a bathroom in your coffin?

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Speaker 1: That would be sweet. It's your bet, your showers. Also

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Speaker 1: where the toilet is. It's how many nights did you

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Speaker 1: spend in the coffin. I'm never gonna not be curious

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Speaker 1: about this. Well, in the coffin, I was there for

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Speaker 1: four months. We were doing fifteen shows a week, which

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Speaker 1: I did, we're only doing four shows a week, which

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Speaker 1: if someone asked have you done time, the answer is

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Speaker 1: yet yes, yes, although we were paid handsomely and we're

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Speaker 1: in beautiful places, but yes, you do feel like you

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Speaker 1: are locked up? Please welcome back Jackie. You way, Miss Jacqueline.

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Speaker 1: Have you had your future told? And if so, what

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Speaker 1: about it stayed with you? Yes? I did have my

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Speaker 1: future told by a man in Santa Monica in a

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Speaker 1: dark room and he was wearing a kilt. Um. It

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Speaker 1: was aggressive, but the only thing that you know what

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Speaker 1: actually did nothing about my fortune telling stayed with me.

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Speaker 1: But my friend was supposed to have twins. And so

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Speaker 1: from the day that we got our fortune told, fortunes told,

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Speaker 1: I put in when she needed to conceive to figure

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Speaker 1: out when the twins would come. Um, And so I

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Speaker 1: the date when she should be, you know, doing it

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Speaker 1: with her husband. I texted her the next day to

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Speaker 1: make sure that she was all good. But she doesn't

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Speaker 1: have twins, so I don't know. Kilt man, Wow, And

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Speaker 1: did you in fact mean the kilt was aggressive or

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Speaker 1: the experience was aggressive? The man in the kilt and

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Speaker 1: the whole experience is a little aggressive. Um, you can't

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Speaker 1: leave your hat on. It's Caroline Cutter, Brown Town. What's

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Speaker 1: your dental hygiene? Like? Oh awesome question? I um, actually

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Speaker 1: really do take care of my teeth. But I also

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Speaker 1: have bad teeth. You know what I mean? You know

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. So I do the flossing, I do

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Speaker 1: the brushing, and sometimes a mouthwash if I'm feeling flushed

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Speaker 1: with cash. But it I get cavities all the damn time.

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Speaker 1: I have like soft teeth, oh dreaded soft? Yeah. Oh man,

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Speaker 1: I'm so glad. I asked, Hey, there's James Heeney. He

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Speaker 1: need one time. Can you play an instrument? Thank god,

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Speaker 1: it's an easy one to answer. Yes, I can play

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Speaker 1: a couple because this is important. Uh. The person that

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Speaker 1: told your future in the kilt? Are you sure with

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Speaker 1: Santa Monica and not Venice A and B? Did he

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Speaker 1: have long gray hair in a ponytail. Yes it was.

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Speaker 1: He's my neighbor. He loves like two doors down oftentimes

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Speaker 1: He lives like three doors down actually to you know what,

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Speaker 1: that's such a weird world. Had to ask. I love that.

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Speaker 1: I'll go ask him what the story is about the twins.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I hope there's a confidentiality between like a

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Speaker 1: I guess you're right. I guess they probably wouldn't be

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Speaker 1: allowed to tell me. Have you been a patron of

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Speaker 1: his ever? No? I don't. I honestly not to knock

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Speaker 1: I wish I could, I just don't. The only time

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Speaker 1: and Jamie at the Dynasty Typewriter, and it was all

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Speaker 1: good fun. You prefer the all in good fun version

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Speaker 1: on talk to me. I'm not feeling well. Okay, is

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Speaker 1: That's easy, that's easy. Yeah, the head's right, the heads right. Um, physically,

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Speaker 1: This is why I come here. Yeah, all right, Well,

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Speaker 1: we've discussed this in the past, and uh, in the past.

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Speaker 1: I'm actually supposed to be? Okay, So, technically, is Superman

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Speaker 1: one of the we thought so, right, yes, yeah, Clark,

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Speaker 1: as it were, look, collel, what was the first name

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Speaker 1: you come in here with? Yeah, let me ask my assistant, Joey,

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Speaker 1: do you remember what is it? A superman's original name

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Speaker 1: from this planet? Collel. Huh, thank you. I can't get

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Speaker 1: confirmation on look. Yeah, I'm doffing the cape. Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: I've always been in favor of the Cape. Dof I'm

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Speaker 1: a rebirth, Joey, I have an appointment for my therapist.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why I have to sit here and

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Speaker 1: sitney office? Of course? Everyone fighting crime? Okay, I should

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Speaker 1: be out there fighting crime. But I have an appointment

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Speaker 1: for one thirty. What do you want me to do?

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Speaker 1: I would I didn't see my therapist. I want my

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Speaker 1: You cannot say his other fucking alternate personality and whatever

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Speaker 1: the is just like Joey. Okay, tell him it's my turn.

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Speaker 1: so when you pop in there? Yes, I'm certified terror readings. Fine, okay,

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Speaker 1: been since your last confession? You must um confessions there? Yeah, okay.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to be faster than this speeding bullet.

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Speaker 1: You're falling, You're falling, and where do you land? Jennifer? Yes,

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Speaker 1: you've got to find Jennifer. Oh wrong for Paul. I

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Speaker 1: This isn't this isn't good for me. I need to

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Speaker 1: That's the problem. Actually, I love doing therapy. Okay, So Batman,

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Speaker 1: So sorry, so sorry. I guess I need a hug,

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Speaker 1: But not a bear hug. Just a regular hug, babe,

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Speaker 1: I'll take a just a medium coffee, please, smaller large?

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Speaker 1: So just choose one of those. Okay, uh, larger it's

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Speaker 1: jennifer six dollars. Okay, okay, but you probably you probably

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Speaker 1: you know me right kind of here? Pretty offen, Clark,

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Speaker 1: give me one second, Clark, how are you, bud? Hey? Hey, good, Hey,

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Speaker 1: how's that? How's that report coming? On the sports sports article?

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Speaker 1: You write about the different size soccer balls? Who the

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Speaker 1: hell do the MLS is going to come out here

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Speaker 1: I'll pay. Do you know who I am? Clark, relaxed,

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Speaker 1: anything to you? Yeah? We all got those. No, I'm no,

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Speaker 1: Did the kids? Just where do the kids go? They

416
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Speaker 1: were just here the backyard. They went out the dog

417
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:42,120
Speaker 1: door to the backyard. We all went out the dog

418
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Speaker 1: door to the backyard. Well except for you, honey. Why

419
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:48,680
Speaker 1: do you want to be an adult again? I mean,

420
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 1: I like when I get to plane at dog but

421
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:54,879
Speaker 1: I'll just go out to the backyard. I'm going. Honey,

422
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:57,240
Speaker 1: we see you pretending to walk but staying in the

423
00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 1: same place. You can be you can hang out with

424
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Speaker 1: the adults. It's okay if you want to pretend to

425
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 1: be an adult being adult. Okay, come on, okay, honey,

426
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 1: do you want a beer? Yeah? All right, Dan? What

427
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 1: should at least give her? No duels? Don't? She's chugging

428
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:16,920
Speaker 1: a Miller white. It's not good. What do you mean

429
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:20,720
Speaker 1: she's a fun adult? She's not seven years old, Dan,

430
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 1: she's gonna be chugging beer. She's pretending to be an adult.

431
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:26,880
Speaker 1: What do you want to do if you're feeding her beer?

432
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:28,520
Speaker 1: She you needed a can? Honey, don't eat a can.

433
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:36,440
Speaker 1: Don't not eat no not? Oh my god, classic your

434
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 1: side of the family. Oh my god. Now look, I

435
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,160
Speaker 1: gotta say, you look a little young, but you got

436
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 1: a briefcase full of cash. So any west thing you want,

437
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 1: it's yours. Okay, all right, you just go ahead and

438
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,959
Speaker 1: pick the color and I will have it cleaned up

439
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 1: for you. Well, my favorite color is blue, but last

440
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 1: week it was green. But I'm kind of feeling yellow.

441
00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:01,120
Speaker 1: So can I get all of those? Yeah? What what

442
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 1: did you? How old you? Again? I'm what do you?

443
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 1: What are you doing this evening? Uh? Tonight, I'm doing

444
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 1: Texas and visiting the h way. Oh god, h away

445
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,720
Speaker 1: tell me about it all right, Well listen, I'm gonna

446
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 1: write you up here and we get to get a

447
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,960
Speaker 1: little invoice. My number is gonna be on that. That's

448
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,880
Speaker 1: my personal number. Now. If you have any problems with

449
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 1: any of the cars you you bought, you just you

450
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:31,840
Speaker 1: give o bablicle Okay, Bob, Okay, honey. So you brought

451
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 1: a said you of a playdate for tonight at the house. Yeah,

452
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 1: I'm not Bob today. He's so nice. He's gonna bring

453
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:41,120
Speaker 1: me my car and he said he'd helped me with

454
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 1: my taxes and me visiting the h away emphasis on

455
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 1: the H and the oh that Bob guy. Sure, honey, okay,

456
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 1: and he's coming over now. Why can't beer get Oh

457
00:29:56,120 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 1: my god, your daughter drank it? Hi? Hi? How do

458
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:05,360
Speaker 1: you do? Bob? And you're here to play with my

459
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:10,760
Speaker 1: seven daughter? Hey? Mab oh hey, well you look beautiful.

460
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I start, I cannot cannot. Who are you?

461
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to hang out with my wife. Excuse me.

462
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:27,800
Speaker 1: I don't want to have a loveless marriage like you

463
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:31,160
Speaker 1: and dad. Okay, let me have a plane day. I

464
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 1: gotta call Batman for what hold on, what's going on?

465
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:38,280
Speaker 1: This is a private line. Who is this Batman? It's me,

466
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:44,560
Speaker 1: It's me, dou Oh okay, look, I know I haven't

467
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 1: been part of the Justice League in a long time. Okay,

468
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:49,320
Speaker 1: you were never officially apart. It was not shut up

469
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 1: to funk yourself yourself, okay, yess I was. Okay, Look

470
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 1: I need your help. I need you to come down

471
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:59,120
Speaker 1: and beat that ship aesome guy. All right, it's gonna

472
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 1: have to beat for something more important than just some

473
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 1: almost Justice League are asking me to beat the ship

474
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 1: out of some guy. Look, some fucking dude who works

475
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 1: at the Mustang shop. And I know that because God

476
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 1: damn Polo s his Mustang shop on there. Okay, it's

477
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:14,200
Speaker 1: coming down here and he wants to drink all my

478
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:17,080
Speaker 1: fucking beer. So you gotta kick this guy's asked for me,

479
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:20,640
Speaker 1: all right. You can't just be calling me on here

480
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,440
Speaker 1: for chickens and he's asked for drinking. Okay, Well, thank

481
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:26,240
Speaker 1: you for explaining. I see that. I see the mix

482
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 1: up here. But you, ma'am, may I just say you

483
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:33,800
Speaker 1: you are beautiful, not not the daughter, not you, missy.

484
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:36,479
Speaker 1: I've learned your age from you're looking. I'm sorry, you're

485
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,400
Speaker 1: just making one contact with my daughter when you said

486
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 1: you're beautiful, so idn't know. Forgive me for thinking you're

487
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 1: talking to I'm to you. I'm talking to you. Can

488
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 1: you say it again while maintaining eye contact with me? Look,

489
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:54,960
Speaker 1: this play dates over. Okay, I didn't know. I didn't

490
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,959
Speaker 1: know your real age. Your mom. Your mom told me everything,

491
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:00,880
Speaker 1: and your mom is you know, well, just beautiful ladies

492
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:06,080
Speaker 1: in the house is all I'm saying. See. Maybe, and

493
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 1: when we think about it, we understand that the Bible

494
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 1: isn't only something that you guess. You can't stream the Bible, right,

495
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 1: I can't go on to the Bible and say how

496
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,719
Speaker 1: many followers do I have? But if we look at

497
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:25,000
Speaker 1: the Bible, we're gonna see the first influencers ever in history.

498
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 1: Hey man, this is a church. Speak out the Catholic Church. Okay,

499
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:37,320
Speaker 1: this isn't a prosing fucking church. Okay, it's a Catholic church.

500
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:39,760
Speaker 1: So shows some fucking respect and don't call out you

501
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 1: dump ships. Hallelujah. Hey father Tim, thanks for coming in. Yeah,

502
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 1: I just a real brief, just got a couple of

503
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:52,560
Speaker 1: I don't want to call him complaints. I'm sorry. Yeah,

504
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 1: if I could just get your attention for a second. Uh,

505
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 1: some of the folks in your parish of mentioned I

506
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 1: don't want to say, complaining that you're you're, you're a

507
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:08,680
Speaker 1: little loose at the at the pulp right the F bombs?

508
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 1: Cann't we talk about the F bombs just for a second. Yeah, sure,

509
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 1: faith and faith and there's another F bomb that apparently

510
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:21,240
Speaker 1: just flying out of you whenever you feel like it,

511
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:26,400
Speaker 1: and in church in front of your congregation. I'm just curious. Nope,

512
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:29,720
Speaker 1: that's not the one we're looking for. Sounds like duck.

513
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 1: Now look, uh, father father Donald, Uh, I think I

514
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:39,600
Speaker 1: think your interview with with the young priest went poorly

515
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:43,240
Speaker 1: because of you. I read because yeah read the transcripts.

516
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 1: We obviously we had this place bugged. You were so

517
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:50,360
Speaker 1: cash with him at top, saying they're not complaints. Uh saying, uh,

518
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:52,960
Speaker 1: he s felt very very You wouldn't you didn't get

519
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 1: to it, you know what I mean? I mean the

520
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 1: problem this guy is saying funk all over the place.

521
00:33:56,920 --> 00:34:01,000
Speaker 1: You know, So confrontation. You wanted confrontation. I wanted results.

522
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 1: I wanted results, right, I won't I won't see you

523
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 1: shoot drink other people's beer. Oh God, you're wrong guy,

524
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:16,239
Speaker 1: You fucking idiot, you domb ship. I called you, you

525
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:23,760
Speaker 1: fucking idiot. Go demognize you out about But okay, okay,

526
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 1: are you all right? I know I'm kid went rooms.

527
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:29,400
Speaker 1: My ribs are piercing, the rungs loans are filled up

528
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:34,920
Speaker 1: with blood. Okay, man, that man, make me one wish

529
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:37,520
Speaker 1: you can grant wishes? Make me a wish. I don't

530
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:40,480
Speaker 1: have shooper powers. I'm just a superman. But I'm superman.

531
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 1: What that man? Grammy one wish? You can grant wish?

532
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 1: You my best grammy one wish? Okay, what's your wish?

533
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 1: And you fucking you shut up for every piece of ship.

534
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 1: I'm not granting that wish. Okay, Moses, you burn us

535
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:58,799
Speaker 1: up to this hill. So you know she didn't get

536
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 1: off the pot. I mean she a little something, because

537
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 1: come on, what's going on? Years Ask the Lord whatever

538
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:08,839
Speaker 1: you'd like. Just be orderly, raise your hand and he'll

539
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 1: take your question. I want him to stop, get us

540
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 1: out of his damn desert. It's don't tell me address

541
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:24,279
Speaker 1: him directly. Okay. God's nut, Yeah, it's hot as nut

542
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:28,719
Speaker 1: in this desert. Can you please prove me wrong? God, Yeah,

543
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:32,799
Speaker 1: prove me wrong. Also, like, what's the deal? You know

544
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:40,160
Speaker 1: what I mean? While desert? What are we walking towards? Years?

545
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:43,960
Speaker 1: That's the question? Start it out. Okay um um, it's

546
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,760
Speaker 1: been okay um um, it's been a really long time.

547
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:49,920
Speaker 1: It's been thirty years. It feels like we're just walking

548
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:53,919
Speaker 1: in circles around the desert. Uh. You would think after

549
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,719
Speaker 1: a certain number of years we would maybe come to

550
00:35:55,800 --> 00:36:00,359
Speaker 1: an oasis or a small village or something like that.

551
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:03,279
Speaker 1: So it's kind of named some more places you might

552
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:06,359
Speaker 1: see on the stop names okay um um um um,

553
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:11,759
Speaker 1: like an animal, carcass perhaps, word association, word association, just

554
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 1: jumping off gavel, judge court, um, jail um prison, these

555
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:23,480
Speaker 1: places you see in the desert. What is it? Two years?

556
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 1: It's been two years, everybody, it's been two years. You've

557
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:29,920
Speaker 1: been speaking for two years. Congratulations. Forty years? Is up?

558
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 1: This place to the Promise Lands, Altadena, Altadena, California. Go nuts.

559
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:49,280
Speaker 1: You're away from Egypt. And that has seen to Altadena, California,

560
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:56,560
Speaker 1: a k a. The Promised Land seen three. He's brought

561
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 1: to us today from Patron V I. P. Cutter who

562
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 1: rode High Kevin H fan of you and all the

563
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 1: Alchemists voice time, long time, so thanks for hearing me

564
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 1: out here. I send an email on this one, but

565
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,600
Speaker 1: my grammar and typing skills are such dogshit that it

566
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:13,680
Speaker 1: must have sent to directly to spam. Tell Craig, I'm

567
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:18,120
Speaker 1: sorry and I'm learning. Okay, my scene suggestion. The drummer

568
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:23,840
Speaker 1: is late to the gig. Much love to you and all. Connor, Hartford, Connecticut.

569
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:27,400
Speaker 1: I haven't seen him, but umm looking for the drummer

570
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:29,440
Speaker 1: like we could, just like we can't. We could just

571
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:36,319
Speaker 1: get a drum machine. We we hired the band, and

572
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:38,960
Speaker 1: the band calls for the drummer. So do let us

573
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:40,840
Speaker 1: know when your drummer arrives. You're set to go on

574
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 1: at two more right, what are you saying? What are

575
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 1: you sign you can guarantee you can. I'm sorry, sir,

576
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,640
Speaker 1: We'll hand to listen, no problem. What We'll see you

577
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:54,880
Speaker 1: in the moment. We'll see you the moment. Yeah, well, yes, sir, yes, yes, yes, sir,

578
00:37:55,560 --> 00:38:01,959
Speaker 1: are signing because she's Dumi. We can't lose this gig,

579
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,960
Speaker 1: all right. I don't know if we're going to see

580
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:07,439
Speaker 1: the drummer. I don't think. I don't think Gary's coming back.

581
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:10,120
Speaker 1: But here's my thing I want to say, is like

582
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:13,720
Speaker 1: your solution for this is to get a drum machine.

583
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,759
Speaker 1: How will we get that in forty minutes? Not a

584
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:20,840
Speaker 1: really good that far away? The Who's gonna go get it?

585
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 1: Who's gonna get pick up the ba? I'll go get it.

586
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 1: You gotta tune your bass because you're always off key. Well,

587
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 1: maybe what I'll do is I'll just play a little

588
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 1: extra slap with my bass, my first off, the first off, Mike, mate,

589
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:41,920
Speaker 1: we all know your Italian. You don't have to do this.

590
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:53,600
Speaker 1: Actually I'm not Italian Italian? Would you please it at Nally? Hey, Karen,

591
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:55,840
Speaker 1: sorry to pull you off the floor here at that

592
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 1: best Buy? Oh no, big deal, man, Harry, talk it

593
00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 1: will It is a big deal. And you probably know

594
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:04,239
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna say. Oh no, I'm sady to talk.

595
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:05,960
Speaker 1: You know, I haven't been talking to anybody for a while.

596
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 1: What's up? What's going on? I'm Jim. Part of the issue, Karen.

597
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:14,759
Speaker 1: It's your numbers. You're not moving big equipment. Uh well,

598
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 1: big equipment is kind of hard to move. It is

599
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:18,879
Speaker 1: it is, And I'll give you that, and I'll give

600
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 1: you that. And I've been giving you that for months now.

601
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 1: You know I mean Paul, Paul, he sold a laser maker.

602
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:28,840
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Yeah? Okay, that is this

603
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:30,879
Speaker 1: what we're talking about. This is what they're talking about

604
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:35,479
Speaker 1: on the news now. Is sexism? Is that what's happening here? Oh? Shit, No, no,

605
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:42,680
Speaker 1: I didn't. I'm i gotta go. You're great. Oh, I

606
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 1: guess you what? Don't want to talk to more, do you? Jim?

607
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:49,440
Speaker 1: I just keep up with good work. Hey, I'm sorry.

608
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 1: I'm just looking for a laser maker. I'm looking for

609
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 1: a thing to make a laser. Oh, we don't have

610
00:39:55,120 --> 00:40:00,040
Speaker 1: that here. You don't have that? No, but Paul, I

611
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 1: don't know. Guy might have it. I'm sorry, don't. I

612
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:06,680
Speaker 1: hate to cut it on this, but hold on. I'm

613
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:10,360
Speaker 1: sorry for a laser maker. Hey, buddy, please get the

614
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:12,400
Speaker 1: hell away from me. You're sweating like crazy. Give me

615
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:18,239
Speaker 1: some space. Got I got this one. Tommy. Hey, hey,

616
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:20,759
Speaker 1: hey fella, you're looking for a lazing make What the

617
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:24,040
Speaker 1: fund is going on here? Look? Man, I was you

618
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,319
Speaker 1: looking for a lazer maker. I'm looking for some of

619
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:29,200
Speaker 1: that makes a laser. I'll just go on Amazon. Weird

620
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:33,400
Speaker 1: sounds like sexism to me. I don't like sexism. What

621
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Speaker 1: I don't know. I just I'm just here on the floor.

622
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:40,080
Speaker 1: But it sounds like sexism, and me want to said

623
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:42,560
Speaker 1: the best buy. That's sexism. I don't understand. I don't know.

624
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:45,239
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, maybe you don't know the

625
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,920
Speaker 1: definition of sexism, but it sounds like it might be

626
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 1: happening right here. I watched the news. Oh wait, well

627
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:53,279
Speaker 1: I no, no, no, what I wanted. I don't you

628
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 1: know what. Maybe I felt it. I fella, your ship

629
00:40:56,719 --> 00:40:59,319
Speaker 1: just got me too. All right, you need to deal

630
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 1: with this right now. All right, I'll buy it. Whatever

631
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,239
Speaker 1: you have, I'll buy it, all right. I got this

632
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:06,239
Speaker 1: really nice toaster. Okay, it's a Brevel toaster. You could

633
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:08,680
Speaker 1: take about four pieces of toast at one time, where

634
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:11,720
Speaker 1: you can do two bagels in a sandwich. You'd already.

635
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:13,799
Speaker 1: Uh it's not a big item, but it's put small

636
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:21,279
Speaker 1: and that's my specialty. You want it, I'll take it dollars, okay.

637
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 1: So you have the final thing to make the laser. Alright,

638
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:26,960
Speaker 1: we have this laser. It's going to save the world.

639
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 1: So let's you said you bought it, so put it up,

640
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 1: final cog in the machine to save Earth on tweeting, guys,

641
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:41,399
Speaker 1: Best Buys tweeting right now, it's crazy. Everyone off your phone?

642
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:46,320
Speaker 1: Everyone off your phone? Is this a La lasers laser?

643
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 1: I'm the boss. Why are you telling everyone to get

644
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,879
Speaker 1: off the phone. I gotta toaster. I gotta toaster here,

645
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:54,359
Speaker 1: So why don't we just take a second to enjoy

646
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:57,960
Speaker 1: the toaster? If anyone toaster? But where's the laser maker?

647
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,120
Speaker 1: We sent you the best buy for I think we

648
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:02,640
Speaker 1: should all have a nice toasted sandwich before we talk

649
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 1: about the laser Well my phone, did you get the

650
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 1: laser maker? I got a toaster, and I think I

651
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:14,840
Speaker 1: think that's good enough. Guys. I know I'm just the

652
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,480
Speaker 1: janitor here, but fucking my phone is blowing up for real.

653
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:20,960
Speaker 1: So the Best Buies is knocking on somebody hard and

654
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:23,319
Speaker 1: they're saying they're going to cancel this motherfucker anywhere. He

655
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:29,920
Speaker 1: goes knocking on Heaven Store everybody. Okay, I think the

656
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,400
Speaker 1: best thing to be doomed we needed a laser maker?

657
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:34,839
Speaker 1: Well you know what, the earth dast Maybe Earth needs

658
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:38,319
Speaker 1: a crunches sandwich. Let's toast up some buns. Let's get

659
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:41,200
Speaker 1: some cheese on there. Listen joy Hammy. Huh. I think

660
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 1: we all agreed that we want toasted sandwiches, but at

661
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 1: the same time we would like to save earth. Okay,

662
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 1: well you know here how much about questions they did

663
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:57,720
Speaker 1: the toasted subber Remember that yes Twitter handle, whoever's Twitter

664
00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 1: handle is uh laser before lazy is just getting fucking rams. Huh.

665
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:13,799
Speaker 1: I think well, look, look, look, look, look, so I'm

666
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:16,520
Speaker 1: just gonna come out about me on that happening best pie,

667
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:18,520
Speaker 1: and I just wanted to tell you all my my

668
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:20,800
Speaker 1: followers before you heard it from me. I want to

669
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 1: be transparent. I'm not a follower. I mean, we're not

670
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 1: your followers. Where your colleagues, and I'm your boss. You're

671
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:36,520
Speaker 1: dead last in the line, yeatorial intern? Yeah right, and

672
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 1: listen as your as your boss, so to speak. I

673
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:41,800
Speaker 1: would urge you to go live right now on what

674
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:44,319
Speaker 1: every social media you have and clear this up. Just

675
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:49,200
Speaker 1: go live. Don't run from it, man, Okay, Okay, let's

676
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:52,160
Speaker 1: go here we go. Uh, let's turn on, let me

677
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 1: turn on whatever part this is, this part of the

678
00:43:54,120 --> 00:44:07,320
Speaker 1: laser Well fuck, he's dead. Alright. Look I found somebody

679
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:09,239
Speaker 1: who can be drumming for us, all right. I think

680
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:11,279
Speaker 1: this guy is going to be top notch. I think

681
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:14,080
Speaker 1: he's gonna do the way he's supposed to. Day's drumming

682
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 1: all up, all right, now, just give him a second.

683
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:22,480
Speaker 1: Just you're from Italy, mate, you're from Italy. From really,

684
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,960
Speaker 1: why don't you just stopping? I met you Italy. I

685
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 1: don't always see that your Italian were from England. And

686
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:33,799
Speaker 1: what you're doing is offensive, mate, It's offensive to us.

687
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:36,520
Speaker 1: It hurts our feelings. Mate. We've told you this. I

688
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:38,759
Speaker 1: told you it hurts my feelings when you say that,

689
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 1: not for there's anything wrong with being English. Seems like

690
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:50,279
Speaker 1: your tongue is trying to escape from your mouth. I

691
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:55,080
Speaker 1: have a peanut allergy. You've been going to down a

692
00:44:55,160 --> 00:45:01,279
Speaker 1: peanut M just introduced the drama. I just checking in

693
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:05,960
Speaker 1: again if you'll find your drummer yet we actually yeah,

694
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:09,719
Speaker 1: so so good? So now yeah, where is he? He's

695
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:13,480
Speaker 1: actually just doing a little dramatic entrance for us. So

696
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:16,040
Speaker 1: he hasn't popped in. He's actually there. He's in the

697
00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:18,080
Speaker 1: wah room right now, just about to pop out. Right.

698
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 1: So I stopped by, and you play me like a fool,

699
00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 1: like that is that? What? No, no, no, no, he's

700
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:26,759
Speaker 1: in the washing. Yeah right. What's the difference between that

701
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:29,880
Speaker 1: and we haven't found a drummer yet? Well, one is

702
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 1: one is there is no one, and then the other

703
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:33,920
Speaker 1: one is we do have a guy and he's just

704
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:37,400
Speaker 1: in the bathroom, maybe doing any wrong. The answer is nothing,

705
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:40,880
Speaker 1: there's nothing different. You mean no, it's a clear difference.

706
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:45,680
Speaker 1: He said that. Yeah, we have a person, but unless

707
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:49,399
Speaker 1: we're standing in the washer with him at I don't

708
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 1: know who's there, Do I what? He's coming in so hot?

709
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:56,880
Speaker 1: We've got a guy because they're on stage in thirty

710
00:45:56,880 --> 00:46:00,239
Speaker 1: one minutes. That's why, I mate, that's the strangest jack

711
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 1: permanence I've ever heard of my life. You need to

712
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:04,719
Speaker 1: see the dealing to see if they're real. It makes

713
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:08,400
Speaker 1: no sense. It doesn't. I'm here, my peepiece in my pants.

714
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:10,640
Speaker 1: You're saying to me that you've got to blog a

715
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 1: drama and he's in the water. Don't tell me that

716
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:21,400
Speaker 1: he actually exists? Does he does? He does? In seven minutes,

717
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:28,400
Speaker 1: he left. It's gonna miss it is. Everyone be quiet

718
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 1: before he comes out. Scare him? Why just speaking Italian? Next?

719
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:43,440
Speaker 1: Don't I said? I trying to scare him flush. It

720
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 1: sounds like he did a water breaker or something in there.

721
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:55,840
Speaker 1: It must be a big old all right, I hit alright, Sorry,

722
00:46:56,040 --> 00:47:01,920
Speaker 1: sorry I didn't number two. I want joy he drum,

723
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:08,439
Speaker 1: Oh you're not, year's me. I think it's I think

724
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:10,560
Speaker 1: it's I'm ready to get on there that I emptied

725
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:14,160
Speaker 1: out my bowels. Yes, sounds like you had to do it.

726
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:18,800
Speaker 1: Quite a few flashes in there. Again, it's really seeping fruit.

727
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:23,200
Speaker 1: I mean door, Why don't need to shut the door behind? Now?

728
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:26,920
Speaker 1: Leave it? Help me? I like this snay without drumming,

729
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:29,960
Speaker 1: and it keeps me on me Oh my god. The

730
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:34,319
Speaker 1: smell of your ship keeps you on tempo. Yeah, it

731
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:36,799
Speaker 1: keeps me in you know, it keeps me. It will

732
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:41,360
Speaker 1: libertum in alloyment. Look, we have to just deal with this.

733
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:44,279
Speaker 1: We don't have another drummer. We gotta let small kind

734
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 1: of sleep for the entire venue. George, Ladies and gentlemen,

735
00:47:51,760 --> 00:48:03,560
Speaker 1: makes noise the rocking egg, Las and Chapman, we're the reckoning.

736
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:10,920
Speaker 1: Were with the reckoning. He's got COVID. He's got COVID. No, No,

737
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:14,080
Speaker 1: my don't got COVID. It's just a funny ship. Smell show.

738
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 1: Dan fucking hell, what a reckoning for the chefs. I'm

739
00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:26,040
Speaker 1: having this show tonight because I laid it all out.

740
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Rock, Welcome back to ABC. I witness news

741
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:52,040
Speaker 1: at nine. Another bad piece of news, this bad news

742
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:59,800
Speaker 1: piece of news. Stop laughing. I'm laughing. I'm laughing because

743
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:03,680
Speaker 1: otherwise I'd be crying. Lazes and gentlemen, then cry. That's

744
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:07,080
Speaker 1: better than laughing. Crying is more problem. What happened a

745
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:13,839
Speaker 1: Rock venue? You can read the prompter. Don't make it up,

746
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:17,279
Speaker 1: just read the prompter. Strategy, no silence, no silence us

747
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 1: your word. COVID had a really bad night tonight. Fill

748
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 1: the vomit. Okay, Well, your passport here says Italian, and

749
00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:44,520
Speaker 1: it's because that's what I picked up my passport. But

750
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:48,920
Speaker 1: it's not Italian. You can tell him no Italian? What

751
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:50,320
Speaker 1: do you mean? I could tell you now it's telling

752
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:53,640
Speaker 1: and my voice. Syeah, we got one right here. Can

753
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 1: we just get We gotta check this care just bringing

754
00:49:56,160 --> 00:50:00,000
Speaker 1: the back, so you're gonna have to come with us.

755
00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 1: I've got to wait right alright, great movie, close place. Okay,

756
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:13,360
Speaker 1: it's a media I gotta I think I gotta say okay,

757
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:17,799
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sorry, but I'm in a band, and it's

758
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:20,319
Speaker 1: important that they don't know that I'm really I tell

759
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:22,960
Speaker 1: you know. Holy crap, his penis has got an Italian accent.

760
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 1: Did you hold on a singing? That's crazy? What band? Yeah?

761
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:33,160
Speaker 1: We bandy and little guy. You know what. I'm afraid

762
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:36,160
Speaker 1: that if I say the band's name now, it'll get

763
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:38,239
Speaker 1: back to the don't be afraid. We'd love to hear it.

764
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:44,080
Speaker 1: Oh no, I really do prefer not to say it.

765
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:47,640
Speaker 1: It's the reckoning. Is that? Thank you? Thank you for

766
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:50,600
Speaker 1: making it awkward. Please don't tell them that I'm Italian.

767
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:54,920
Speaker 1: I think I've hit it pretty well. Yeah, yeah, you

768
00:50:55,000 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 1: hear that, right, he you hear that it happen say

769
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:03,560
Speaker 1: it's so it was so bad? Of course he had

770
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:06,880
Speaker 1: to be Italian. Oh no, we know you're Italian Too's

771
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:17,880
Speaker 1: all right, relax with it. So he's gonna come out

772
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:24,000
Speaker 1: with bathroom. It sticks in there. It's gonna keep us

773
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:32,080
Speaker 1: all on tempo in my base basic. That's our show

774
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:41,920
Speaker 1: friend today, Oh baby, we will try to share with you.

775
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 1: Are happy ending, our happy ending? Man? Oh man, that

776
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:49,000
Speaker 1: was spectacular. That was funny. We had a visual in

777
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 1: the zoom folks that indicated as James was weirdly wrapping

778
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 1: it up, he lost connection and what would did anyone

779
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 1: pick up with that sentence? Sexual he said? Or just

780
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:06,600
Speaker 1: conn Yeah, I think it said good accent. I think

781
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:11,120
Speaker 1: I think it's a number one tech guy. Let's thank

782
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:13,840
Speaker 1: of our alchemist Jackie White. Thank you so much for

783
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:18,480
Speaker 1: coming back with a great joy of ready ready to

784
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:21,440
Speaker 1: do accents whenever I can do a mall. So, yeah,

785
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:26,799
Speaker 1: nine accents. You just listed the number. You didn't list

786
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:29,400
Speaker 1: what they actually were exactly, like to keep it a surprise.

787
00:52:29,719 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 1: All right, Well cool, Thank you very much. Is there

788
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:34,400
Speaker 1: anything you'd like to plug or mention or more? Folks

789
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:38,840
Speaker 1: can find you? Uh? Yeah, Actually updated my Instagram handle

790
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:40,880
Speaker 1: so it's my real name. You can find me on

791
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:46,239
Speaker 1: Instagram at Jacqueline underscore, j k l y underscore. You

792
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:49,919
Speaker 1: w e h thank you for that. Check her out.

793
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:57,960
Speaker 1: Caroline Connor. Yeah, any close to the driver across the country, huh?

794
00:52:58,360 --> 00:53:01,280
Speaker 1: Any closer to driving across the No, I'm still looking

795
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:04,000
Speaker 1: to get into a car and drive across country. So

796
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,040
Speaker 1: if anyone has any tips or any ways that I

797
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:09,439
Speaker 1: could get there, yeah, or if they have a car

798
00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:12,480
Speaker 1: to car yeah, anybody out there has a car and

799
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:15,279
Speaker 1: wants to uh drive with Caroline across the country right

800
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:17,319
Speaker 1: to us. That your name here at alcim this dot

801
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:20,920
Speaker 1: com and I'm happy to forward those emails to your Caroline.

802
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:24,320
Speaker 1: You can choose, choose your mystery co pilot. Thank you,

803
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:29,839
Speaker 1: Chris Avado as always, thank you, Thank you, Caroline. Don't

804
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:34,399
Speaker 1: just drive to like Santa Barbaraton back. That'll satisfy your

805
00:53:34,719 --> 00:53:36,480
Speaker 1: your need for the open road. You don't want to

806
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 1: go do the whole thing. It's not that far the country.

807
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:46,960
Speaker 1: I guess you're right. I guess you're right. Think about it,

808
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:50,279
Speaker 1: think about it. I've heard tell that the drive back

809
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:54,040
Speaker 1: is a little more easy m m. Shorter on the

810
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:58,400
Speaker 1: way back. Yeah, that whole you're going against the rotation.

811
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:01,480
Speaker 1: It's not a five days. It's not five days. It's

812
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:04,279
Speaker 1: more like four and a half. So you've never driven

813
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:07,840
Speaker 1: across the country before, Caroline. I haven't either, anybody in

814
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:11,239
Speaker 1: the group. Yeah twice. I Ain't've done it so many

815
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:15,400
Speaker 1: times I can't count. We're talking coast to coast, right, Well,

816
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:20,800
Speaker 1: I've driven coast to coast before, but typically I only

817
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:27,399
Speaker 1: drive to Chicago from l A, which is how long

818
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:30,759
Speaker 1: does that take you? I just did it a week

819
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:33,880
Speaker 1: ago and it took me a little over three days.

820
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:37,600
Speaker 1: I could go faster if I was riding solo. That's

821
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:42,960
Speaker 1: so fast. Oh that's great. And James, thank you also

822
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 1: for being here, and uh, we look forward to seeing

823
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:48,719
Speaker 1: you again next week. Is anything you want folks to

824
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:51,360
Speaker 1: know about between now and then? Well, I now that

825
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:54,359
Speaker 1: I'm back from my trip, Brief News Brief is going

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Speaker 1: to be releasing bi weekly episodes Tuesdays and Thursdays, so

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Speaker 1: you can get that almost anywhere you get podcasts. And

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Speaker 1: by bi weekly, of course you mean Tuesday and Thursday, right,

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Speaker 1: He's like fortnight? That is there a different way? Is

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Speaker 1: that that? With by week? Actually is every other week?

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Speaker 1: I thought no, it can be both, which is confusing.

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Speaker 1: I looked this up recently and it says it can

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Speaker 1: be twice a week or twice a month, which is annoying.

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Speaker 1: That's the great English language, nothing worse. Joey Greer, Yes,

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Speaker 1: thank you, sir. You'll let us know when you find

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Speaker 1: your shoes. You'll know what I know. Well, that's all

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Speaker 1: I'm asking. You'll know what I know, all right, Jeffy Griever,

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Speaker 1: let's thank our producer and engineer the stars, Mr Doug Bain. Fine,

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Speaker 1: folks that I hurt media. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock.

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Speaker 1: Thank you all right to us to write a review,

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Speaker 1: be more involved in the show however you would like.

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Speaker 1: Who would love to hear from you? Right to your

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Speaker 1: name here, alcove to this dot com. That's your name here,

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Speaker 1: Welcome to this dot com. Until next time, look out

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Speaker 1: for each other. Let's have each other's backs. Wear your

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Speaker 1: masks please. We will get through this, so they say,

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Speaker 1: until next time,