Speaker 1: On the road. We've had a couple of times where
Speaker 1: like we'll go and do like live shows, and then
Speaker 1: afterwards the fucking club will try to write a check
Speaker 1: to My Mama told me like, bitch, yeah, it's in
Speaker 1: a company.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it does feel crazy to be like that doesn't exist.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Cash?
Speaker 3: You put it to the two b write it out
Speaker 3: to the local strip club.
Speaker 1: Me and my man got business to do. I'll catch
Speaker 1: it there. You know I'm coming going in order give
Speaker 1: me crystal. They only took the wing money out. I said,
Speaker 1: is Denise there?
Speaker 3: You know what's denise?
Speaker 4: Chips in yours are racists.
Speaker 1: Money. She's stuff I can't tell me for the bitch
Speaker 1: you said, I shot some ship about my dick. Now
Speaker 1: she's sick, she better lay low.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 1: The podcast where we dive deep, deep into the pockets
Speaker 1: the black conspiracy theory and.
Speaker 2: We finally worked to prove the conspiracies of anyone truly
Speaker 2: that were you open the Internet and large.
Speaker 1: Well, and we prefer black, that's one, that's what we
Speaker 1: were aiming at. But if you're white and you got
Speaker 1: a pretty good one we'll talk about it.
Speaker 2: Also, if you're Asian, let us know just in general,
Speaker 2: you gotta tell us.
Speaker 1: You gotta tell us. The law says you gotta tell us.
Speaker 2: We're making a list and checking it twice.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of John's out here.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of john there's.
Speaker 1: Up yo. I feel, I feel.
Speaker 2: Is it weird that like I feel worse for Korean
Speaker 2: Christians than like Black Christians.
Speaker 3: Because it's so far it wasn't even supposed to be.
Speaker 1: It was like Black Americans.
Speaker 2: I'm like, Okay, I did it, blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: You guys, were.
Speaker 5: You you really? That was like dedicated. That's not you
Speaker 5: just stumbling across.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: You went out to Korean.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying is too, is that they on
Speaker 1: wax have so much invention on their own that y'all,
Speaker 1: y'all had your own wet and raced our history. We
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: And that's why you and then you needed a god
Speaker 2: then And I get that that like makes sense. But
Speaker 2: they were back there, they got great stuff going on.
Speaker 1: It's not like.
Speaker 2: Man snack food, technology, break dancing.
Speaker 6: Let's go okass, Yeah, that's a good cards, super commercial
Speaker 6: all time.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 2: Oh you know what I was thinking this is I
Speaker 2: was on a plane. I think that the takedown of
Speaker 2: the black streetwear explosion in the late nineties, I think
Speaker 2: it was an inside job.
Speaker 1: I think Ralph F. Lauren and Tommy Hill figure did
Speaker 1: it together.
Speaker 2: Because they're the only ones that stood through the whole thing,
Speaker 2: and they took all these pictures next to rappers smiling
Speaker 2: knowing they were going to take that ship out. You're
Speaker 2: saying because streetwear and I dressed like ship. But I'm
Speaker 2: saying I didn't.
Speaker 5: Mean you know that you know when you I feel
Speaker 5: like when you dress a certain way and also know
Speaker 5: the history of fashion, that means that you're fashionable.
Speaker 1: You just choose, not that's what it is.
Speaker 2: I am a conscience, just subjective, like I'm not going
Speaker 2: to now, well.
Speaker 1: That's I didn't mean yes, as in you dress like ship.
Speaker 1: I meant that you take no pride in fashion in
Speaker 1: that way.
Speaker 2: I have a hard time convincing myself it's not mostly
Speaker 2: a distraction used to people there is. Yeah, I have
Speaker 2: a hard time with it. And then you watch all
Speaker 2: that ship on just like the amount of waste and
Speaker 2: stuff like that, and then just like how it was
Speaker 2: like in general anyway, is the whole point if it
Speaker 2: was Italian's just the point. What I'm saying is, remember
Speaker 2: when it was going crazy Echo Sean John fat far
Speaker 2: it was going nuts. You know what else they all
Speaker 2: had plus sizes. You get, you get a three XL
Speaker 2: fat Farm sweater vest. But what I'm saying is, okay, okay,
Speaker 2: maybe it is for the cause, but because at the
Speaker 2: end of the day they all went away, who's still
Speaker 2: there for me? Who's there? What's the first brand when
Speaker 2: I click on d XL dot com this Polo Ralph Lauren.
Speaker 2: I got something in my backpack right now.
Speaker 1: I will say that is a fascinating thing about Ralph
Speaker 1: Lauren is he is the only person, like from the
Speaker 1: beginning in high fashion that was like, nah, I gotta
Speaker 1: make it for the big motherfucker. What is that about?
Speaker 2: Because it's synonymous, it's not a community per se, but
Speaker 2: it is like, you're young, you're fat, you get your
Speaker 2: first check, you're black.
Speaker 1: You get Polo when when I know, uh, most people
Speaker 1: of my age range like a big dude. If we're
Speaker 1: going out and you gotta dress up and you don't
Speaker 1: wear Polo, I'm surprised. There's somewhere I'm actually like, yo, no,
Speaker 1: I got it in the back in case. I didn't
Speaker 1: even plan.
Speaker 2: I was just like, let me just let me just practice,
Speaker 2: just in case, just in case, I don't know what
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get into. Right when I'm out there, anything
Speaker 2: could happen. Yeah, I might have to give you. I
Speaker 2: gave that I got that bear in and thank you
Speaker 2: to that bear. Bear got me through some hard time.
Speaker 2: Bear afforded me pussy I should not have gotten.
Speaker 3: But they thought they sawt Rolf Lauren.
Speaker 1: They saw that Lauren got and and to your point,
Speaker 1: I think the fact that they have stood the test
Speaker 1: of time could easily be to the fact that they
Speaker 1: were maybe the only white players in that side of
Speaker 1: the game. Or it could be that the two white
Speaker 1: players sabotaged the other parties.
Speaker 5: And I think who was the one that was like
Speaker 5: upset at rappers for wearing his his stuff.
Speaker 1: Great question, it's a complicated question because that is Tommy hillfake.
Speaker 1: But that's not true.
Speaker 3: It's not true. There is no truth to an oh
Speaker 3: my god, my mom lights.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, both of ours. My mom was big on that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: Because she didn't want to play. You know what I mean,
Speaker 2: because all of a sudden I got a Parrylis. No
Speaker 2: one respects me. No one on the bus respects no.
Speaker 3: Everybody's like Perry Ellis. That's lame, Harry. It's in the
Speaker 3: same thought.
Speaker 2: Come on, it's us polo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I got this Ferry Harry saw and he
Speaker 1: tried to get in that ship.
Speaker 2: Sucks our guest today. Yeah, we've already been talking to him.
Speaker 2: He has been a part of our lives as long
Speaker 2: as he's the best. He's a hilarious comedian. You've seen
Speaker 2: all over the internet, Comedy Central, the likes.
Speaker 1: Uh. He's an actor. He's been in many, many projects
Speaker 1: performing as an actor. He is a writer of notes.
Speaker 1: He's written on amazing things. He's currently writing on Rick
Speaker 1: and Morty. God, he does it all a dear friend.
Speaker 1: Give it up for Garrick.
Speaker 3: But hey, thanks for having me dog.
Speaker 5: People who were in slavery wish that they had curve
Speaker 5: side service at Applebee's.
Speaker 3: Well, it's true.
Speaker 1: It's the truest statement I've ever heard. It's ay, anything's
Speaker 1: wrong with you?
Speaker 3: I don't think anything wrong.
Speaker 5: I think the only thing wrong with it is that
Speaker 5: it was coming from a white dude, clearly, but also.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately Don le God damn it.
Speaker 1: Always memory serves me correct.
Speaker 3: I think that's Don Lemon's good God Man, Lemon, he'll
Speaker 3: always catch you off guard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he'll get you.
Speaker 3: He'll get you. That's nuts.
Speaker 1: Do y'all remember, and we'll get to you. You're a
Speaker 1: lovely man. We're so happy you're here. Do y'all? Remember?
Speaker 1: Uh that Don Lemon used to be the bad guy?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yes, Like he wasn't just like like neutral and ship like.
Speaker 1: Don Lemon was the literal would we he was Candice Owens,
Speaker 1: Yeah he was.
Speaker 3: He was the respectability politics like and then he just.
Speaker 1: Did that gear shift one year was like I'm gay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was tripping, what's up? And then we kind of
Speaker 1: let him in. This is gonna sound crazy. We do
Speaker 1: allow gay people to be evil?
Speaker 2: Oh interesting, I got there, you see.
Speaker 1: I backed up. Say what you think, David?
Speaker 2: I think it's true quality if people can be bad,
Speaker 2: so I think we need you can't you know, you
Speaker 2: can't just be like I'm gay, Yeah, I'm a good
Speaker 2: person stuff dick, Yeah, which is.
Speaker 3: Actually not Yeah, yeah, that's real, that's real.
Speaker 1: Ship. Yeah, I don't disagree with you the corner on it.
Speaker 1: I was listening. I was listening, and we haven't even
Speaker 1: talked about LeVar Ball's foot.
Speaker 2: Oh I saw that video where he said he grew about.
Speaker 3: That he grew back.
Speaker 1: If anybody could do that, though, it is absolutely I
Speaker 1: don't know that there's a man on this earth that
Speaker 1: I believe in more at this point.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all three sons, all three sons are very, very successful.
Speaker 1: Like in a way that we I at least have
Speaker 1: to acknowledge in front of you. I've certainly told you
Speaker 1: I did not believe in him before, Like I was
Speaker 1: not a faithful from the beginning. You talked about it.
Speaker 2: He bought big baller brain No, I paid money for
Speaker 2: a shirt that I never sid Okay, well.
Speaker 1: He tried to buy a big bull was in the
Speaker 1: whole program, and I didn't believe in it for a second.
Speaker 1: But once I saw what he was doing, I had
Speaker 1: to knowledge that this is a man who defies all logic,
Speaker 1: all odds. He is the maybe the Messiah, and in
Speaker 1: that way I will never doubt him. I think he
Speaker 1: speaks truth to power.
Speaker 2: I think so, especially when you see back in the
Speaker 2: day him talking about what kind of player, Lonzo was
Speaker 2: gonna be versus where It's like he knew because.
Speaker 1: He never had anything great to sorry about Joey.
Speaker 5: He's just like, yeah, boys, one, he's weird.
Speaker 1: That boy big like me like, oh that's not that's
Speaker 1: not a compliment. Dog. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you really have a leg to say.
Speaker 1: That's the way you introduced yourself.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what we're here. But what did happen to us?
Speaker 2: I am worried about his health. I don't know. I
Speaker 2: think I can't just they don't just take your leg.
Speaker 1: I think I read it somewhere that it was like
Speaker 1: some sort of vein disease or like condition. It wasn't
Speaker 1: good news. It wasn't like, oh, I mean good news
Speaker 1: would be like, oh, you had cancer and we had
Speaker 1: to cut it off. It wasn't that. It sounded like
Speaker 1: maybe you could have taken slightly better care of yourself.
Speaker 1: And we need him for a long time.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I would like him to eventually get some kind
Speaker 2: of office.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, like well political, what if we give him
Speaker 7: those No, I think I think we want him.
Speaker 1: I think you get him in the door and you
Speaker 1: see what he does with it. I don't think. I
Speaker 1: think with this type of power comes to certain responsibility
Speaker 1: and we need we can't just thrust that up.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing I say about levarn Ball. He is
Speaker 2: a sick event to know. Man, Wow, who's who's he ben?
Speaker 2: In the need to no one anymore? I liked it before.
Speaker 1: He can't.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying about he's not gonna get pushed around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah you can't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's literally he's gonna.
Speaker 2: Get one of those robot legs. I want it's gonna
Speaker 2: be like, yeah, I think we started the cyborg technology.
Speaker 1: I want him to get the springy one.
Speaker 2: Oh South African killed Yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah, he's.
Speaker 1: Out, he's out. Yeah, you just gotta let him out.
Speaker 1: He just got out. He should he is white African.
Speaker 3: Part of you know what part.
Speaker 2: Of what you're doing, we don't know White South African.
Speaker 2: Will Farrow is Okay. I feel like that's a slip
Speaker 2: reason you let white South Africans And that's a slipper.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, they're there. They started a lot of this ship. Yeah,
Speaker 2: ultimately they're Dutch. Yeah, you know, we've talked about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I watched the Color of Friendship last night.
Speaker 5: There's an old Disney Channel original and it is about
Speaker 5: an apartheid white South African doing a student exchange to
Speaker 5: a black family in d C.
Speaker 1: Disney took that on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, really weirdly, very well done.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I was like, oh, this is kind of a lot
Speaker 5: for a Disney Channel original, And it was like it
Speaker 5: came out like two thousand or older.
Speaker 1: Era.
Speaker 5: This is the era of them trying to like, hey,
Speaker 5: we need to tackle the tough ship for our kids.
Speaker 1: That type of I like that you measured time by
Speaker 1: Johnny Tsunami. Yeah, that one was posed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but there was a time they were trying to court.
Speaker 2: They also had the famous Jeed Jackson.
Speaker 5: Jack Jackson, God damn, that was the coolest Michael Jordan
Speaker 5: before he popped off.
Speaker 3: I think that he actually told him to fuck.
Speaker 2: Maybe we maybe this is the door we opened.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: He was like spot.
Speaker 1: Because he would have been better, would have been.
Speaker 3: He would have gone the funk up. He was hazel
Speaker 3: eyes and just he was he was gone.
Speaker 1: But he had you know, you don't talk about how
Speaker 1: great the famous j Jackson, No, No, he was he
Speaker 1: was like Will Smith cool. Yeah, he had like locked
Speaker 1: into something that like I don't think I ever, I
Speaker 1: ever say it out loud because I'm afraid I just
Speaker 1: liked him more than everyone else did. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe there was.
Speaker 5: There was There was like something about him where I
Speaker 5: was just like, oh, this is what the the peak
Speaker 5: man is. You know, so I'm less than I felt
Speaker 5: less than. I felt very it.
Speaker 1: Really he really has something and that you lost someone special.
Speaker 2: That ship was fucked. That was the best Disney Channel
Speaker 2: show I think for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know that. I don't remember a single
Speaker 1: episode me neither. I don't know what the whether he
Speaker 1: was on a TV show.
Speaker 3: He was on a TV show, but he was also
Speaker 3: like a spy or something.
Speaker 1: He was a real spy pretending to be a fake spy,
Speaker 1: but also going to high school.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he also had time. He was making mixes too.
Speaker 2: You remember that. I came into his room one time
Speaker 2: and he's like, hey, Grandma, I want to listen to
Speaker 2: my mix full turntables and mixed. Well, yeah, he just
Speaker 2: had a gift for all things.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But but he wanted to be a regular kid
Speaker 1: and willing.
Speaker 2: To suck that dick. And they were like, we're gonna
Speaker 2: put you in clerk spot. He was supposed to be
Speaker 2: a good will know.
Speaker 1: No, no, mister Garret, you came to us with a conspiracy,
Speaker 1: and frankly, I don't know that we need to cover
Speaker 1: it at this point, thinking about Man, we've hit a
Speaker 1: lot of hot spots already. Yeah, this almost feels like
Speaker 1: we gave y'all an episode. You're welcome, Yeah, you're done.
Speaker 1: But you came to us with a conspiracy. I'm very
Speaker 1: excited about that. I'm surprised we haven't covered in a
Speaker 1: full way yet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it has not.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's come up like in passing, but
Speaker 1: never as a full topic. But but you came to
Speaker 1: us and you said, my mama told me the Mendela effect.
Speaker 1: It's real.
Speaker 3: Yes, tell us everything, It is real. The Mandela effect
Speaker 3: basically is everybody having a different memory of It's basically
Speaker 3: like kind of revisionist history a little bit where they're
Speaker 3: just everybody has a different memory of what like happened
Speaker 3: to Nelson Mandela when he was in prison.
Speaker 5: Uh, And that's what we feel like, is the shift
Speaker 5: of two different parallel universes kind of colliding.
Speaker 2: Yes, say, I always thought it was a Mandala effect,
Speaker 2: and I was just remembering the name of the effect.
Speaker 1: Wrong. Yeah, holy shit.
Speaker 3: Wow, So you but you didn't.
Speaker 1: You didn't associate it with Nelson Mandela.
Speaker 2: No, I associated with the Bearstein bears versus.
Speaker 1: As it's framed. You never knew about the Mandela roots. No,
Speaker 1: what are they? They don't think he went to prison.
Speaker 5: I think he went to prison. But a lot of
Speaker 5: people think that he died in jail. But he did
Speaker 5: not die in jail.
Speaker 1: We were on a big press tour.
Speaker 3: He went on a press store after.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, he was in jail as a terrorists. He
Speaker 1: never was a celebrated you know what I mean, like
Speaker 1: in the public eye. They did not treat him as
Speaker 1: a celebrat.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about when.
Speaker 1: He got out. That's what I'm saying. The Mandela we
Speaker 1: know is the out. So I'm agreeing with is that
Speaker 1: it's crazy that people would think he was dead he yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: But there was It was another there was another civil
Speaker 3: rights terrorists in apartheid Africa that did die in jail,
Speaker 3: and that became.
Speaker 1: The Nelson I got you and you knowing all that,
Speaker 1: yes that that people believe that he died and most
Speaker 1: of them are stupid, then go there is legitimacy.
Speaker 3: Yes to this claims yes, because there.
Speaker 2: My question is Mandela specifically you're talking about or in other.
Speaker 5: There's other things, because there's the bear Stain Bears and
Speaker 5: the bear Stain Bears. I don't even remember how that
Speaker 5: ship was spelled, but I remember both of them. And
Speaker 5: then there's also Shazam and Couzam.
Speaker 2: That one. That one's fucked up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the sin Bad.
Speaker 1: Versus the Shack versus. That's what I'm saying, yeah, And
Speaker 1: that's what fucks me up. Is I legitimately remember remember
Speaker 1: Sinbad as a genie. Yes, And I don't know what
Speaker 1: to do about that. I does feel like some shitt
Speaker 1: he would do. It feels one hundred even as I'm saying,
Speaker 1: and now I'm picturing him in my head that in
Speaker 1: THEE I.
Speaker 5: Can picture him in the genie costume on the VHS tape,
Speaker 5: like on the on the box covered like that's it's
Speaker 5: wild how I would always say Kuzam or I can't
Speaker 5: say for sure which one it is.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know.
Speaker 2: That memories of Shack because my memory.
Speaker 1: Is of the Shack.
Speaker 3: I remember the Shack one. I remember rapped cheeseburgers from
Speaker 3: this guy.
Speaker 5: And the the the goat eyes or whatever. He ate
Speaker 5: goat eyes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was like the film.
Speaker 3: Universe were also yeah no, no, no six Yeah, how
Speaker 3: is it?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 3: What a or what it is?
Speaker 1: Did Jamie Fox have freckles or not? Yeah? Right? That one?
Speaker 1: Uh that's Cat Williams claim is that he's a clone
Speaker 1: because the Jamie Fox we knew didn't have freckles, and
Speaker 1: this new Jamie Fox has a ton of freckles for
Speaker 1: some reason. He's and I do not know why this
Speaker 1: nigga has freckles.
Speaker 3: That's got to be an age thing, right, Like that's
Speaker 3: got to be like the Morgan Freeman.
Speaker 1: They're in cute ass five, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: Oh, but also he he's like a lying theater kid,
Speaker 5: so like he could be putting those on like Sizzle
Speaker 5: was for a while.
Speaker 1: Oh you think he would go that?
Speaker 3: I think so, I think so.
Speaker 2: But who's it to attract? He's already Jamie.
Speaker 3: Fox, I know, but like you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: he did it like a Dina Manzola, didn't he?
Speaker 1: Or or he's dated a plethora of white women. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like uh, what's her name? Tom Cruises, Katie, Yeah, Katie
Speaker 1: Holmes and Jamie Fox were together for a while. That's
Speaker 1: actually his main boo that I think of when I think, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's talks about it in the special not dating white Girls.
Speaker 1: There's somebody more recently that he split with. It might
Speaker 1: have been a den of Man's sound that I think
Speaker 1: has prompted him being like, I'm done with white women.
Speaker 1: But he is, uh yeah, he's a theater kid. Bro
Speaker 1: loves that.
Speaker 2: What it is is that why he's so talented? I
Speaker 2: think so because he's the most talent.
Speaker 3: He's the most talented.
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't think anybody can rely.
Speaker 5: Like because when when people do the egos ship, they
Speaker 5: usually get the Grammy from doing like stand up or
Speaker 5: something like that.
Speaker 3: But he did it off a full like albums.
Speaker 1: I liked those albums and they were really good.
Speaker 2: Fantastic living on the alcohol that was a whole.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's nuts because like predictable.
Speaker 1: God damn that shipped to his grandma. Yeah, that sad song, dude,
Speaker 1: I'll see.
Speaker 5: He He is the most sounded, like just just moving
Speaker 5: from things to a thing like there's I don't think there's
Speaker 5: anybody really him.
Speaker 1: You should see him naked in the post crazy beautiful.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because the butt naked baseball.
Speaker 1: Of course you always had the butt naked Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: never fall.
Speaker 3: Oh god.
Speaker 1: So you are a believer in this, yeah, you do
Speaker 1: you feel that this is something that that we should
Speaker 1: be doing something about.
Speaker 5: I don't know, because I feel like so with like
Speaker 5: the collision of parallel universes and whatnot, where like what
Speaker 5: I fully believe is that there's there's just a group
Speaker 5: of people that I wholeheartedly do not agree with and
Speaker 5: they get to just like walk around kind of being
Speaker 5: very very wrong, and they look at me in the
Speaker 5: same way or in the same light, in the same
Speaker 5: way where You're like, no, the fruit of the Loom
Speaker 5: logo had a cornucopia behind it, And I'm like it
Speaker 5: fucking never did you know that whole ship?
Speaker 2: Because now I'm one of those people.
Speaker 3: Yeah. See, I feel like.
Speaker 2: I've always I've had because I had that from Teddy White.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, And that's what makes this ship so complicated
Speaker 1: to me. It's because a moment ago, you boys picked
Speaker 1: on me and you said that we were from you
Speaker 1: were from a different dimension, and that was the weird though.
Speaker 4: But now we're aligning and I.
Speaker 1: Noticed you didn't step up.
Speaker 3: You didn't say strange bitch, strange bitche no.
Speaker 1: No, no, you left me.
Speaker 2: You're like, oh yeah, yeah, this nigga.
Speaker 1: Color is. It's a nasty case of color. Yeah, that's all.
Speaker 2: Listen, that's what happens because every time there's a can't
Speaker 2: read monkey Joe. So you know what, sometimes I'm trying
Speaker 2: to team up. It doesn't try to team up.
Speaker 3: Yeah. See, that's why Kendrick can't make hits.
Speaker 5: That's why that's why I can't make my bits because
Speaker 5: everybody's just like you dumb dark.
Speaker 3: So he's like, all right, well, I gotta be lyrical.
Speaker 3: I gotta see it's always good.
Speaker 1: They always think me your boy.
Speaker 3: He had a great year. I'm glad he had an
Speaker 3: over soon.
Speaker 1: And I don't care.
Speaker 2: It was worth it. It was worth it.
Speaker 3: Crazy all right.
Speaker 5: So but yeah, I think that with with everything, those
Speaker 5: small like differences and like how these people grew up
Speaker 5: from this separate dimension them colliding with our dimension and
Speaker 5: then like having no small differences and having no small
Speaker 5: like varying opinions on things can like grow into devastating effects.
Speaker 5: And that's where I feel like, y'all gotta go bro
Speaker 5: like that.
Speaker 3: It's it's I know this is kind of weird and
Speaker 3: kind of like far.
Speaker 1: Fast, a little bit like a final solution.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, we gotta figure out who figure out.
Speaker 1: It's like.
Speaker 2: They're watching.
Speaker 8: It's like, hey, I mean gotta tell you just look. Yeah,
Speaker 8: he said, live on air, Live on air.
Speaker 2: I don't even think Jail's gonna fix him, y'all gonna
Speaker 2: have to just put him down.
Speaker 1: He's sick. Wait. Here's my question though.
Speaker 2: If that is what it is, then then it becomes
Speaker 2: that the nature of these things are always fractioning and
Speaker 2: breaking off. If like let's say that I can exist
Speaker 2: in the through the Loom timeline with you, but in
Speaker 2: the Kazam timeline with you, then they're constantly So then
Speaker 2: what's shifting? Well, what what's the what's what's it worth?
Speaker 2: The why intervene it all?
Speaker 1: Here's here's And I've been thinking about that. That's a
Speaker 1: feeling I've also been wrestling with. And what I think
Speaker 1: makes more sense to me, or rather, what makes this
Speaker 1: issue sometimes confusing, is the suggestion of a constant interlooping
Speaker 1: of these dimensions, that like it's always this bleeding coming
Speaker 1: in from a different dimension or vice versa, whatever the fuck,
Speaker 1: And I think what makes more sense is that there
Speaker 1: was a collision event that maybe at one point, like
Speaker 1: the Big bang, that is that a loop, or maybe
Speaker 1: maybe there's a source event that sort of becomes the
Speaker 1: big one that we all feel.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that might be. So what you're
Speaker 2: saying is we're spinning off more and more. I'm saying
Speaker 2: that we have a ble happened.
Speaker 3: We got to get the license O god, yeah, you.
Speaker 1: Know, But I think I think in that instant, you
Speaker 1: create a bunch of bleed. But then on top of that,
Speaker 1: those people that bled begin to cross pollinate. They start
Speaker 1: having you know, relationships and building lives in a new dimension,
Speaker 1: which then produces these sort of cross dimensional beings that
Speaker 1: now live, you know, sort of with the identities of
Speaker 1: a person slightly askewed.
Speaker 2: Because now they're timeline or whatever. But I also don't know.
Speaker 2: This is already too heady for me. I also don't
Speaker 2: know how like linear universes are, and that does like
Speaker 2: that's what I mean is like, if it's not that linear,
Speaker 2: I don't think it's it still doesn't seem like it
Speaker 2: would matter.
Speaker 1: That much, meaning that like, what's.
Speaker 2: The chaos, what's the what's the worst potential chaos.
Speaker 1: Well, I think that's the point, right, is that it's
Speaker 1: not as much of like this world and in chaos,
Speaker 1: it's these minor adjustments to your human experience.
Speaker 5: Yeah, these small things, because like if you if you're
Speaker 5: like looking at like parallel universes in the first place,
Speaker 5: it's it is just you, essentially, and like with infinite
Speaker 5: amounts of differing choices. So like if you know, I'm
Speaker 5: putting my left hand up in a parallel universe, somebody
Speaker 5: else is putting it right, I'm putting my right.
Speaker 1: Hand, but everything else is exactly.
Speaker 3: Everything else is exactly the same as so.
Speaker 1: Because there's an infinite amount of and it could be
Speaker 1: as small as putting his hand up, or it could
Speaker 1: be you're putting your hand up in another version of
Speaker 1: you is stabbed somebody an.
Speaker 5: Exactly exactly absolutely absolutely merge that one, right, But those
Speaker 5: you're looking for more dick, Okay.
Speaker 2: At least for a short amount of time. Until I
Speaker 2: accomplished my goal.
Speaker 1: I'm still trying to perfect the one I got.
Speaker 3: It is a lot to.
Speaker 1: I ain't got a lot of space for learning a
Speaker 1: new dick.
Speaker 2: Yet here's the thing, though, you got another dick nobody
Speaker 2: else got that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's your cornucopia for the loan.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what it would be on the
Speaker 2: side on top, I think you gotta. I think it's
Speaker 2: one of those where you got to customize it.
Speaker 5: Oh, ship wouldn't be on the side, would be kind
Speaker 5: of wild though, No, I mean on the side of
Speaker 5: the current. Yeah, no, I mean yeah, like on this,
Speaker 5: like if it was like to like a like like
Speaker 5: a tuning fork.
Speaker 2: Like a double barrel shotgun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, double, oh double the.
Speaker 2: Good but then check it out, check it out?
Speaker 5: Oh, okay, okay, now we're now, we're now we're talking,
Speaker 5: we're talking.
Speaker 1: What the fuck is wrong with you? Man? I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: nobody wants that. Of course women want it, but they
Speaker 1: don't want to have to put those two weird dicks
Speaker 1: in to get it. That's really all you need.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, they want to try at least at
Speaker 3: least one.
Speaker 2: Man, you don't want to see three.
Speaker 1: I'll be honest, I do, and and I also be honest.
Speaker 1: I can't think of a better place to put it now.
Speaker 1: And that's bothered.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's because you didn't want because of the uga
Speaker 2: booga inside of it.
Speaker 3: You what monkey to.
Speaker 2: Be right now, you're trying to make up for lost time.
Speaker 5: Now, it wouldn't I got a yeah, no, no, no,
Speaker 5: I get it. You're a dark skinned contrarian, That's what
Speaker 5: it is.
Speaker 1: I can't believe this. Somehow got this. This is nasty
Speaker 1: work you want to do. I think we take a
Speaker 1: break and we come back and we get to the
Speaker 1: bottom of this. Yeah. I think that's a good idea.
Speaker 1: Let's let's take a break. We're gonna be back with
Speaker 1: more garrek. But no, my mama told.
Speaker 9: Me we're not gonna let Joe Biden and Kamala Harris
Speaker 9: cut America's meets.
Speaker 1: That's that on that, that's that on that. Put your
Speaker 1: uncircumcised dicks in the air. We're back. I don't know
Speaker 1: why I'm doing it.
Speaker 3: What is the the hod?
Speaker 1: You make it look mangled. That's why they won't.
Speaker 2: Let me be a rapper, because that would be my
Speaker 2: whole Put your twizzards, baby, put your ship up.
Speaker 1: If your mom tried to make a point.
Speaker 3: Your foreign born born.
Speaker 1: Were We're back with more garritt. Yeah, we're back. We're
Speaker 1: still talking about the possibility that the Mandela effect is real.
Speaker 1: You maintain it is I. I certainly am willing to
Speaker 1: entertain the possibility that it happened at a point. That's
Speaker 1: where I live right now, at least where are you
Speaker 1: and all of this?
Speaker 2: I mean, I think that I need more examples because
Speaker 2: I've never looked into it that deep anymore. I mean, zamzam,
Speaker 2: I'm a shazam man. But then the cornucopia, yep, got
Speaker 2: my man feeling upset. We're partners. Yeah, we have a
Speaker 2: business together.
Speaker 1: Incorporated. Uh there, there's I found a list of forty
Speaker 1: of them that we we can discuss just hit like
Speaker 1: the big ones. There's obviously Nelson Mandela dying in prison.
Speaker 1: There is jiff not Jiffy. When you think about peanut butter,
Speaker 1: choosy moms choose Jeff, Jeff, did you ever imagine it
Speaker 1: with Jiffy? J I f f y I you know
Speaker 1: what I think about out now. Do you remember when
Speaker 1: they came out with the very infused peanut butter? That
Speaker 1: in my head is Jiffy with the why.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was the one with the the strawberry in
Speaker 5: the middle or something like that.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, that's different. I know what
Speaker 2: you're talking about. The where it was strips of oh strips, no, no,
Speaker 2: no rips. I'm talking about they had an infused Oh,
Speaker 2: it was like very infused.
Speaker 1: But I remember it being Jiffy. It probably was the competitor, Skippy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Skippy had them. I'm saying that the language conflation makes
Speaker 1: us remember Jiffy as opposed to jiff which is what
Speaker 1: it always was. Or it is a bleeding of dimensions.
Speaker 3: Yeah, which is easier to believe.
Speaker 1: How companies are all millennial coded except.
Speaker 3: For it's all pre Internet stuff, which is fun.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's talk about this.
Speaker 1: When you think of for Breeze, how is it spelled.
Speaker 2: F E b breeze with.
Speaker 1: The f E breeze with an f e yeah, b
Speaker 1: r e z uh. That is not correct.
Speaker 3: C it's fucking That doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1: For Breeze is spelled f E b r e z e.
Speaker 3: No, that's that doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1: That's wrong.
Speaker 3: That's wrong. For Breeze as a company is incorrect.
Speaker 2: It's yeah, the Breeze with the fee fellas.
Speaker 1: I don't disagree with you, but that is apparently not Okay,
Speaker 1: keep going, yes, I don't go ahead.
Speaker 2: And spell oscar Meyer for me, bolooney has a first
Speaker 2: name is O s c a R. My Bologney has
Speaker 2: his second name. It's m A y e R m.
Speaker 1: A y e r.
Speaker 3: And then I remember M E y e r.
Speaker 1: Oh, so m a y e r is correct. M
Speaker 1: E y e r is not.
Speaker 9: What the.
Speaker 1: Kids can't read.
Speaker 10: But but I'm like, I'm imagining the logo and everything,
Speaker 10: and there's an E after the M.
Speaker 1: It's it's a nasty thing that happens because it is
Speaker 1: very possible that we're just dumb, and it's a lot
Speaker 1: of people trying to pretend they are not dumb via
Speaker 1: inner dimensional time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is a better world.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it just feels nicer than to be like, damn,
Speaker 1: I've been dumb the whole time. That's probably devastating for
Speaker 1: a lot of people. And you're like I can't be.
Speaker 5: That, which honestly goes back to the Korean Christianity of
Speaker 5: it all, where I'm like, why would you not believe
Speaker 5: in the more fun thing? If you're tough Korean like
Speaker 5: I would. I don't want to believe in Christianity. That's boring,
Speaker 5: it's not fun. I'm trying to believe in the gods.
Speaker 1: I want.
Speaker 3: I want to have like seven rule.
Speaker 1: Is that what they had before. I don't know the.
Speaker 3: Situation.
Speaker 1: I truly have no idea. I don't know what they
Speaker 1: were on. I will say that there's no way Christianity
Speaker 1: was the better option.
Speaker 3: It was a wider option.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think any indigenous religion. I don't think
Speaker 2: Christianity was ever the better I don't think that ship.
Speaker 2: I think they were fucking and eating berries or doing whatever,
Speaker 2: and white people hate people fucking Yeah, that's if we
Speaker 2: could all agree with that. Nobody's arguing with that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where our timelines think it is.
Speaker 2: That's when two become one.
Speaker 3: Circle of.
Speaker 1: What I'm talking. Little something's been working on everybody like this, But.
Speaker 2: You wanted to look like, yeah, I'm untangled the mine.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: That's so. That's I'll hit you with a few more
Speaker 1: and then well let's take a break. No, we should
Speaker 1: take one more break, and then when we come back,
Speaker 1: we'll we'll talk through the remaining examples. I think that's okay.
Speaker 1: We're going to be back with more, Garret, but more.
Speaker 4: My mama told me, honey.
Speaker 3: We don't say the N word around two year old?
Speaker 3: Why not?
Speaker 1: Where do you standing on that? Cussing in front of
Speaker 1: our kids. Yeah, I don't. I don't cuss in front
Speaker 1: of her. I think, Yeah, I look.
Speaker 2: Kids, you cussing a real tragedy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you always.
Speaker 1: There's a level of decency. I just want you to
Speaker 1: start with. And if you become jaded and you know,
Speaker 1: life happens, it will happen. I don't need you to
Speaker 1: be the kid that like gets everybody saying bitch at school.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, be that kid who's like, I know it's yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm starting you on a track that I don't even
Speaker 1: need you on. My kid watches bullshit PBS shows, and
Speaker 1: I want I want to keep you right there as
Speaker 1: long as you're willing to be there, and then we
Speaker 1: can have a different conversation that makes sense. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: makes sense. I don't know. Oh more examples. Yeah, let's
Speaker 1: talk about this. The Monopoly man. When you imagine him,
Speaker 1: describe the basic details.
Speaker 2: Black shoes, grape pants, waistcoat, monicle, running, running running split yeah,
Speaker 2: running split? Yeah, Okay, mister Monopoly could do the split.
Speaker 5: Bro, if he didn't have a monocle, I'll flip the table, bro,
Speaker 5: I got bad news.
Speaker 1: Hey, come on, doesn't have a monocle?
Speaker 5: Okay, In Fucking a Vent, when Nature calls the second
Speaker 5: as movie, he points out out the monopoly Man. He
Speaker 5: points out a guy that looks like the monopoly Man,
Speaker 5: and he says that because he's bald and he has
Speaker 5: a monocle. Yeah, why the fuck you? Why why would
Speaker 5: they make that joke?
Speaker 1: Jim Carriage James carried carry in the height of his career,
Speaker 1: truly on top of the world in a way that
Speaker 1: no man has ever been on top of the world.
Speaker 1: You would would lie to us. Yeah, no monocle. Apparently
Speaker 1: the man had perfect vision, unaffected and that's why where
Speaker 1: he was putting his money. Yep, he got la What
Speaker 1: about mister mister peanut. They don't got no ships he has. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And that's what they're saying, is the conflation is that
Speaker 1: people are remembering mister peanut traits on top of.
Speaker 2: The more these that we hear, the more that feels
Speaker 2: like what is correct to me?
Speaker 1: Okay, let's do this. You don't watch Star Wars.
Speaker 2: I watched Star Wars very clear.
Speaker 1: You don't know here. You don't have no whimsy. It's little,
Speaker 1: don't do no whimsy. Yeah it up, I'm working on it.
Speaker 2: I got a bike.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's whimsical. Then you have the little bell, but you're.
Speaker 1: A little gay about it. You're trying to play. I
Speaker 1: had to get a bike. You're really trying to like
Speaker 1: out here man. No, that was me the way he
Speaker 1: did it, Yeah it was. It didn't. He didn't assume
Speaker 1: you had the big handlebars out here. He was like,
Speaker 1: the big handle bars. No, but you went like this.
Speaker 1: He said, you got a little bell.
Speaker 2: I don't know any men with Do you have a fellow.
Speaker 1: On your bike? No?
Speaker 3: No, my girls.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's crazy, so that's mine. You got a basket.
Speaker 3: Okah, yeah, yeah, I get a silly horn.
Speaker 1: You should still get a bike, I think, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: would funk around and like to be annoying about it.
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, but there's no way I'm getting.
Speaker 5: Oh you would get one of those bikes with the
Speaker 5: one huge wheel and what's.
Speaker 3: Right around dressed like the monopoly man, the wrong them.
Speaker 1: Black people can do this too.
Speaker 2: I've never even thought about a black person on a
Speaker 2: pending if I see any.
Speaker 3: I didn't even know col evidence. I didn't even know
Speaker 3: it had a name. I thought it was just bike,
Speaker 3: big wheel bike.
Speaker 2: No, I see niggas on big wheels.
Speaker 1: That's different different, all right, we're talking Star Wars. Star Wars.
Speaker 1: What about C three p O. We remember cee three
Speaker 1: poree p describe him just the basics. Is yep? Physically
Speaker 1: gold all gold bottom to the top. No, sir, he
Speaker 1: has a silver leg.
Speaker 3: Okay that one.
Speaker 2: Isn't that like some kind of cannon like he lost
Speaker 2: it in the minds of tattooin.
Speaker 1: Or some ship. Yeah, I think it's a part of
Speaker 1: the first story. When we meet him, he is like
Speaker 1: a robot being put back together or some ship. And
Speaker 1: and it isn't until later that he's like shinier and
Speaker 1: a little more like sexy. But in the beginning he's
Speaker 1: dusty as hell. Yeah, doesn't he get like a remodel? Though?
Speaker 1: Silver leg?
Speaker 3: Silver legs? All right, get golden silver.
Speaker 5: I feel like, don't spend a lot of time on
Speaker 5: the leg.
Speaker 1: Lighting was the you know what I mean? Like it was? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was. Y'all are making TV the way that that
Speaker 1: you knew how to make it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Forrest Gump, what's this famous catchphrase, life is like a
Speaker 1: box of chocolates. No, sir, it's life was like a
Speaker 1: box of chocolates.
Speaker 2: No, that's not He always says life is like a
Speaker 2: box of chocolates. No, no, because he's dumping his stupid
Speaker 2: slow mountains.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why would it? He was, though, that doesn't even
Speaker 3: make sense in the context of the film.
Speaker 1: You're slow okay, no no, no, no no no.
Speaker 3: Man mentioned.
Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 3: This feels like okay, is it because.
Speaker 1: It was past tense.
Speaker 2: Mama always said life was like a box.
Speaker 1: That No, they're saying that. The phrase that everyone cites
Speaker 1: is poorly sighted. Life was like a box of chocolate
Speaker 1: that up then, yeah, Olivia, pull that ship up then,
Speaker 1: please please. And by the way, it's.
Speaker 2: Not even the best quote in that movie. The best
Speaker 2: quote in that movie is.
Speaker 1: I was running.
Speaker 3: The whole movie.
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go, you want to chocolate. I didn't
Speaker 2: realize how insane is.
Speaker 1: This movie is crazy. It's very nuts. My mama always
Speaker 1: said life was lack a box.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I am this sucks disappointed.
Speaker 1: You know that.
Speaker 2: Also doesn't feel like it's just of course, of course
Speaker 2: I would you would hear that. Yeah, that also doesn't
Speaker 2: seem like a crazy conspiracy to me.
Speaker 5: No, two things I feel like they are from the
Speaker 5: other dimension. Of scrubbing things from our memory that we
Speaker 5: remember correctly and are gaslighting us into believing that these
Speaker 5: wrong things, like the monopoly Man because I have like
Speaker 5: tether Proof, which is the fucking movie with Uh, why
Speaker 5: would they make that joke? And then also I fully
Speaker 5: remember life is like a box of chocolates.
Speaker 3: And I also.
Speaker 5: Remember in Star Wars, uh, him saying Luke, I am
Speaker 5: your father. That was never apparently that was never in
Speaker 5: the movie at all. He never says that.
Speaker 1: No, that's what see.
Speaker 2: I like the scrubbing thing because what we're doing is
Speaker 2: instead of being dumb, we're going deeper.
Speaker 3: Yeah, make it bigger, make it bigger.
Speaker 2: Make they're all so wide you could just walk out.
Speaker 3: Yeah it is. This is full gas lighting.
Speaker 2: This is and why two of them Star Wars based
Speaker 2: Here's what I'll say, Uh, it's he Is there a
Speaker 2: black one in there? No, they're mostly white, but that's
Speaker 2: maybe because they're interesting.
Speaker 3: Interesting.
Speaker 2: Is there a Spanish one in there?
Speaker 1: No? Not really Spanish. Was there an Asian one in there? Wow?
Speaker 3: H huh wild, that's nuts.
Speaker 2: That's all Judeo Christian And I'm cooking right now.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And it kind of feels like it all stems
Speaker 5: from apartid a South Africa, and they were just like,
Speaker 5: all right, what is the new thing that we can
Speaker 5: do to fuck with these people? Because they're free, free
Speaker 5: now they get to live and like, okay, so we
Speaker 5: banned books.
Speaker 3: Cool, but what's the next step. Let's make them think
Speaker 3: that Nelson Mandela died in prison and he did not
Speaker 3: die in prison. Let's make them think that it was
Speaker 3: Jiffy and jiff and not Jiffy. Let's make them think
Speaker 3: that the monopoly man had no monocle.
Speaker 2: Yes, and then they got that big one that they
Speaker 2: loved so much. Let's make them think he was a
Speaker 2: genie when it was really.
Speaker 1: The red one.
Speaker 3: It was really the red one.
Speaker 5: Like and so so now I feel like I'm fucking crazy.
Speaker 5: I'm losing my mind. I'm out in the streets. I'm like, hey,
Speaker 5: I'm yelling at the sky saying the monopoly man had
Speaker 5: a fucking monocle and now I can't get a fucking loan.
Speaker 1: Like that's yeah. Here's where I think you're really cooking.
Speaker 1: Is I think that even if this isn't some inner
Speaker 1: dimensional shit, there's so much incentive to plant these little
Speaker 1: fuck with you gains on the part of the powers
Speaker 1: that be to make people fall into conspiracy theory. It's
Speaker 1: and it's such an innocuous start to conspiracy theory that
Speaker 1: both makes you feel like holy shit, I know a lot,
Speaker 1: but also doesn't start with like, let's kill a race
Speaker 1: of people. Let's blame a race of people for like
Speaker 1: what's happening to our communities and ship. But it takes
Speaker 1: up time. And I bet you them cookies link you
Speaker 1: over to some other ship. They get you where you need.
Speaker 1: There's a question, here's a final question. Yeah, and remember
Speaker 1: if this happens, I did not kill myself.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I'm afraid to ask this. I'm scared to listen.
Speaker 1: Is there a Jewish one on the list?
Speaker 2: I think there's an argument that the baron's name bears okay, okay,
Speaker 2: all right, all right. I think maybe we would argue.
Speaker 3: Y'all their gaslight of y'all too, Okay.
Speaker 1: Maybe been Jewish, but that's not maybe.
Speaker 5: I don't you know, because hey, if I'm trying to
Speaker 5: erase somebody's heritage, I'm trying to also take the main
Speaker 5: stem of somebody else's name, Like the thing that's the
Speaker 5: moniker of the Jewish religion or faith or race.
Speaker 1: I think taking that.
Speaker 5: Out literally take I think, come on.
Speaker 1: I think Polish bears. I think the Jewish, but they
Speaker 1: dressed like that. They were Jewish, Polish, Jewish, Jewish religious
Speaker 1: but from Poland.
Speaker 3: I guess listen up, my Jewish brothers society. You're trying
Speaker 3: to take this away from But.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm saying we're in agreement.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, all right, all right.
Speaker 2: Finally we can come together. Yeah, we're gonna agree on
Speaker 2: this basketball. I think I think we may love.
Speaker 1: I think if we want to knock this to its
Speaker 1: final closing, I think we're all in agreement that there's
Speaker 1: certainly a power to that be deciding to make these
Speaker 1: minor changes to fuck with us. Yeah, and whatever that
Speaker 1: power is, we haven't fully aligned on. I would say
Speaker 1: some of us disagree, but ultimately we do agree. Y'all
Speaker 1: are fucking with us, and stop it.
Speaker 3: Stop, Please just.
Speaker 2: Read a couple more to go out on them.
Speaker 1: Get Okay, we'll get out of here. I think. Let's see.
Speaker 1: Neil Armstrong was believed dead years before he actually was.
Speaker 1: Oddly enough, people had no recollection of the aeronautic legend's death,
Speaker 1: many fans apparently forgot or oh no, that's not true. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is the opposite of the Mandela. They thought he
Speaker 1: was still living and did not remember him dead. Oh
Speaker 1: that like he died in twenty twelve.
Speaker 3: Yeah, wait when it buzz Al dridding.
Speaker 1: Past, buzz Aldren. I don't think died until like last
Speaker 1: year or so. I was knocking people out, buzz Alter,
Speaker 1: I was buzz Al.
Speaker 2: He's dead.
Speaker 1: He just just yeah, I think, But that motherfucker might
Speaker 1: still be kicking it. I don't know, man. I bet
Speaker 1: if you want to space, you wouldn't want to beat
Speaker 1: everybody up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just like I'm a god.
Speaker 2: Because they've been getting divorced and ship. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 2: the perspective. The perspective really fucks them up. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: I don't want to go to space. We'll make this
Speaker 2: our big closer. This is well, this one's embarrassing. One
Speaker 2: of them is that a lot of people remember there
Speaker 2: being fifty one or fifty two states instead of fifty
Speaker 2: That's tough, that's dumb.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is okay. I'm glad we're all in agreement
Speaker 1: on that. There's like the lower forty eight. I guess yeah,
Speaker 1: sing the mister Rogers theme song, just the first line,
Speaker 1: it's a beautiful day in the name. Okay, great, it's
Speaker 1: a beautiful day in this neighborhood is the correct lyrics.
Speaker 1: But see see this is what it goes back to
Speaker 1: the little kid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that feels like that could be just.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, that that's not as concrete to me.
Speaker 5: But there's also like the aspect of the neighborhood feels
Speaker 5: better musically than this, It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood.
Speaker 5: That like feels like, Yeah, I don't like that. I
Speaker 5: don't like it doesn't feel good.
Speaker 2: I didn't really like that show though, No, I wasn't
Speaker 2: watching it even as a kid.
Speaker 1: I thought, forbid, Yeah, okay, this will be the big
Speaker 1: closer since we didn't love that. As as an option,
Speaker 1: what did Hannibal Lecter most famously say to.
Speaker 3: Clarice, Hello Clarice.
Speaker 1: Hello Clarie the in silence of the Lambs, Oh I
Speaker 1: only remember the okay, well, hello Clarice. Is what people
Speaker 1: suspect is what he said. In fact, the reality that
Speaker 1: is all he said was good morning. No no, no,
Speaker 1: he never said hello no.
Speaker 3: Se Bro no no, like, that's some ship that everybody
Speaker 3: quoted though that doesn't make any.
Speaker 1: Lie.
Speaker 10: Maybe you didn't, but if we missed you may many damn.
Speaker 3: That keep knocking people out, knock us out?
Speaker 1: We killed you.
Speaker 2: Got?
Speaker 1: What a great episode? A lot of really fun Garrett.
Speaker 1: Can you tell the people where they can find you?
Speaker 1: You have going on?
Speaker 3: I'm on Garrett Bernard uh and all the things? Uh
Speaker 3: Instagram threads.
Speaker 1: I guess this promoting threads is going bad, y'all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like social media good will.
Speaker 5: Yeah, man, I don't I don't like it, but I'm
Speaker 5: not on X or Twitter anymore.
Speaker 2: Threads is all like what was the worst state you've
Speaker 2: ever been on? And answer those tell us how much
Speaker 2: booty is?
Speaker 1: Too much?
Speaker 2: Crazy content?
Speaker 1: It is? It's like for it's like Facebook but for thinkers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wanted to be like deep. Yeah I hate it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just want to see what what's going on?
Speaker 1: All right? We'll follow Garrick on threads.
Speaker 3: Don't follow.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 1: What you got?
Speaker 2: Who got Joke City seven? On Instagram?
Speaker 1: Hell yeah? And you can follow me on Langston Kerman
Speaker 1: on all social media platforms. Threads.
Speaker 2: I'm on threads. Hey, I'm on threads. Baby, I don't
Speaker 2: thread much, but I'm on there. I think I'm on
Speaker 2: there in that like when I post Instagram insta, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I want to get back to post it. Because I
Speaker 2: don't post on X anymore. I still go over there
Speaker 2: for the poison.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I need a dip. Yeah, I need a
Speaker 1: little taste. But because it feels good to be bad, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it feels good. That's beautifully said. I don't thread, but
Speaker 1: I am over there, and you can follow me on
Speaker 1: all this stuff, and oh you can fucking come see
Speaker 1: me live Vermont Comedy Club March twenty seventh through the
Speaker 1: twenty ninth. April tenth, I'll be in Salt Lake City,
Speaker 1: I believe wise guys. In April seventeenth, I'll be in
Speaker 1: Las Vegas. And I got some other dates coming up.
Speaker 1: And if you want to send us your own drops,
Speaker 1: your own conspiracy theories, If you want to tell us
Speaker 1: how much booty is too much booty, send it all
Speaker 1: to my mama pot at gmail dot com eight four
Speaker 1: four little moms. If you want to talk to us
Speaker 1: on the phone and buy the merch, why can you subscribe,
Speaker 1: rate review, do all that shit, and remember, there ain't
Speaker 1: no such thing as too much booty. My bitch, Bitch
Speaker 1: is that one?
Speaker 9: Tell you?
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