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Speaker 1: What's up? Would you wait a minute?

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Speaker 2: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 4: Goody, just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 4: loser line before. It works like this. Let's say a

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Speaker 4: guy approaches you while you're out at the club and

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Speaker 4: uses this charming pickup.

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Speaker 3: Line on you.

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Speaker 4: Damn girl, you jelly because jam don't shake like that. Yes,

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Speaker 4: after that, whatever you do, don't tell him that he's

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Speaker 4: late for his Dungeons and Dragons meeting. Instead, ask him

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Speaker 4: for an exclusive one on one intimate rendezvous down at

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Speaker 4: your dungeon to help train his dragon. Okay, that explains

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Speaker 4: the music.

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Speaker 3: Finally, dream works.

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Speaker 4: By the way, Yeah, it's really funny. That's why you

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Speaker 4: give him the number, the loser line. So hopefully he

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Speaker 4: leaves an awkward voicemail that we could play on the air.

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Speaker 4: Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 5: Hey, it's come from Hinge. So look, I'm really sorry

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Speaker 5: it was too early to send the pick I know

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Speaker 5: we just matched the other day and you obviously didn't

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Speaker 5: respond to the text. But honestly, this wasn't even my

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Speaker 5: idea to send that, because you know, I was drinking

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Speaker 5: with my uncle. He told me he works with all

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Speaker 5: the ladies the dates because he said the lighting was

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Speaker 5: way better outside.

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Speaker 6: So that's why it was at a bus stop. But

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Speaker 6: I guess we shouldn't have trusted him anyway. I apologize

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Speaker 6: for the picture, and I apologize for the garbage in

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Speaker 6: the background, and I just don't want to be taking

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Speaker 6: advice from my uncle again. Please call me next.

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Speaker 5: I was apologize about the garbage.

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Speaker 4: In the background, garbage behind him at the buck stop.

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Speaker 3: I didn't.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Brook just needs to see the picture.

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Speaker 6: Actually a mental understanding.

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Speaker 4: I was really hut up on the uncle, and I

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Speaker 4: was really concerned that the uncle was.

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Speaker 6: Well.

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Speaker 4: It is weird that the uncle suggested to take that

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Speaker 4: type of photo out of bus stop, But can we

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Speaker 4: all agree that at least the uncle was trying to

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Speaker 4: be helpful. No, you know what, I think we should

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Speaker 4: shout out all the uncles who are trying to help

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Speaker 4: their nephews take the perfect pick to send to their girlfriends.

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Speaker 1: I have that talk with my nephew.

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Speaker 3: There's not any others.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if this is the right person, but

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Speaker 1: I think I fell asleep on you on the bus.

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Speaker 1: When I woke up, you left a note on my

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Speaker 1: lap with your phone number. So thanks, I guess, but like,

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Speaker 1: are you like interested in me or I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I know sometimes I do talk in my sleep. So

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Speaker 1: if I was like dreaming and you wanted to like

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Speaker 1: hear how that dream ended, I guess I could tell

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Speaker 1: you about it. I guess I should probably say thanks

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Speaker 1: for letting me sleep on you. You make a really

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Speaker 1: good pillow. And I don't know who knows. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what your status is on social media pages, but

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Speaker 1: maybe you want to sleep on me and return the favor. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I kind of feel like if you're comfortable enough that

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Speaker 4: you could fall asleep on that person, there's some sort

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Speaker 4: of compatibility there. You know. It is fascinating that some

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Speaker 4: people can go to bed almost anywhere at any time. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: but I promise you this. You'll fall asleep even faster

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Speaker 4: if you head on over to our TikTok page at

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey, where our content has been compared to

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Speaker 4: a heavy heavy dose of melatonin. I mean, you will

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Speaker 4: be out like a light in under four minutes or

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Speaker 4: your money back. We have had people text in that

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Speaker 4: they use us to fall asleep in Yeah. Yeah, I

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Speaker 4: keep in mind this is a free sight, so you're

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Speaker 4: not actually going to get any money back, like I promise,

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Speaker 4: but except you will passily enjoy a sleepy giggle while

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Speaker 4: watching our favorite loser line of the week that we

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Speaker 4: post there every single week. Now, let's continue and get

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Speaker 4: back to these voicemails.

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Speaker 2: Hey, my name is ro.

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Speaker 5: Is this uh?

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Speaker 1: Are you the hot to a girl?

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Speaker 2: My friend Dylan gave me your number and I hope

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Speaker 2: that's cool with you. Anyway. I saw your TikTok video

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Speaker 2: and I'm like, yeah, this is definitely Mike Mike type.

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Speaker 2: She's she's funny and probably fun and I don't know

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Speaker 2: if you have for a good time. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Am I talking too much? I don't normally do voicemails

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Speaker 2: like this, but I mean, you seem great, So give

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Speaker 2: me a give me a shout sometime and you can

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Speaker 2: spit on that day. Oh I'm just saying that because

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Speaker 2: you said it. You know in the video you did

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Speaker 2: that you became famous. I don't know, I don't know. Yeah, anyway, Okay,

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Speaker 2: nice to meet you.

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Speaker 1: Bye.

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Speaker 4: You do get tend to get a little bit nervous

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Speaker 4: when you're finally meeting that celebrity that you really really

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Speaker 4: can hire. Even more so when your friends are trying

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Speaker 4: to trick you so that they can laugh at you

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Speaker 4: publicly on your radio. I feel like there should be

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Speaker 4: a PSA for that girl in real life, though, Like.

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Speaker 6: Just because she said it doesn't mean you can say it. Like,

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Speaker 6: that's just.

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Speaker 4: That's how it is. Only women should be allowed to

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Speaker 4: say that phrase. Hurt her has to trademark that. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I know he called the fake one, but the real

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Speaker 4: one is probably getting inundated with the if she's listening. Actually,

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Speaker 4: the loser line would be helpful. Yeah, yeah, let's send

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Speaker 4: it directly to.

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Speaker 3: Oh oh alert alert. Somebody may have been wearing too

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Speaker 3: much makeup. No, I'm just kidding obviously. I mean you

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Speaker 3: look beautiful. I think you did a great job with

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Speaker 3: all the makeup. I'm just wondering, you know, what do

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Speaker 3: you look like underneath the mask? You know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm imagining gets a pretty good foundation because

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Speaker 3: the end product was awesome. These days, you never really

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Speaker 3: know what you're getting. Sometimes you think you're going on

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Speaker 3: a date with Princess Aurora and then it turns out

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Speaker 3: you're you're going out with Ursula from The Little Mermaid,

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean? But like I do want

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Speaker 3: to like go out with you, so if you wouldn't

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Speaker 3: mind just sending me a few like makeup free photos,

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Speaker 3: that would be great. Anyway, I hope you're not too

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Speaker 3: offended by this. I just gotta do what I can

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Speaker 3: to defend my boy me.

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Speaker 4: And they said Prince Charming doesn't exist.

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Speaker 6: You found.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, remember listen Lose the line regularly at this time

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Speaker 4: every week, and make sure you subscribe to the Brook

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Speaker 4: and Jeffrey TikTok page. You can hear all of our

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