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Speaker 2: your eyes, both of your Anglo Saxon eyes, that you

437
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Speaker 2: see this again.

438
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Speaker 1: Excitation.

439
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:54,600
Speaker 2: It's so excited, so excited for me to have a

440
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Speaker 2: little bit of a of a fuck up because it's

441
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Speaker 2: the two little tiger sharks in the wall or compounds

442
00:20:01,359 --> 00:20:01,959
Speaker 2: on the guppy.

443
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Speaker 1: Can I just tell you both something.

444
00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:06,880
Speaker 2: I came down here as a fucking favor to say

445
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:10,600
Speaker 2: thank you and I'm sorry, okay. I I was appreciated

446
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,919
Speaker 2: that you had me on, and thank you for for

447
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,199
Speaker 2: having me on the first first time.

448
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,680
Speaker 1: Yea, and I'm saying I'm sick. Done pretty well for you,

449
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:17,280
Speaker 1: hasn't it.

450
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,119
Speaker 2: I honestly I don't know because after I did it,

451
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:24,040
Speaker 2: I haven't registered it again till one person on like

452
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:26,639
Speaker 2: a Reddit said something to me like do you really

453
00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:29,240
Speaker 2: hate They're like, do you really hate those guys? And

454
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:31,440
Speaker 2: I and I was like, oh, honestly, I couldn't remember

455
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Speaker 2: what they were talking about. I see, but you remember that,

456
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:37,840
Speaker 2: So your memory is obviously so good. And so because

457
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:38,640
Speaker 2: I've read that.

458
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:45,360
Speaker 1: And I read it and see and I know who

459
00:20:45,359 --> 00:20:47,800
Speaker 1: you're You are funny and are funny.

460
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not something that you have to You don't

461
00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:55,800
Speaker 2: have to prove that to me delivering. Uh so you

462
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:58,199
Speaker 2: remember this like one specific comment from like what was

463
00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:59,320
Speaker 2: it like five years ago?

464
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Speaker 1: I don't, I don't know.

465
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Speaker 2: I'm just you didn't remember at the time, this whole

466
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Speaker 2: like ninety minute show that I read that, and I

467
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:10,199
Speaker 2: was like, that's bs. This feels oddly like like that

468
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:12,440
Speaker 2: Nancy Odell tape where she got called in the radio

469
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,320
Speaker 2: station and an attacked. It feels like you call me

470
00:21:14,359 --> 00:21:17,080
Speaker 2: in here to do your bumpers and now and now

471
00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:18,880
Speaker 2: you got the jew up against the wall.

472
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Speaker 1: So let's go.

473
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Speaker 2: It's always And I don't even know that you are that.

474
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Speaker 3: Like, I honestly look at you and I don't even No,

475
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:30,680
Speaker 3: I'm not denying that that's your thing or whatever. I'm

476
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,400
Speaker 3: just saying I look at you and I don't even

477
00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:34,399
Speaker 3: think it's definitely a big part of your brand. You

478
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:39,960
Speaker 3: look distinct is the way you're pushing that on me.

479
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Speaker 2: I'm just saying I'm not looking at you the way

480
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Speaker 2: you look at us and say like this, this is

481
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:45,919
Speaker 2: their race and that's how I'm gonna observe them. And

482
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,640
Speaker 2: the way you look at the two people who love

483
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,920
Speaker 2: each other trying to get married. And then your name

484
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:51,760
Speaker 2: is Hayes MacArthur.

485
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Speaker 3: Okay, and that is a very common misconception that I

486
00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:58,160
Speaker 3: will let stand because I think he's very talented.

487
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:01,000
Speaker 2: And that's a compliment. Oh that's not your name. That's

488
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:03,720
Speaker 2: a compliment to me that people mistake me.

489
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Speaker 1: For RaSE MacArthur's.

490
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:09,520
Speaker 2: Now I feel a bad sorry my headphones. Yeah, and Sean,

491
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Speaker 2: I really like, uh huh, I don't get it, man,

492
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:18,359
Speaker 2: we could have just not had we could have just

493
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Speaker 2: all gone away.

494
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Speaker 1: What Arthur knows what I'm talking about, Like I'll gone away,

495
00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:25,640
Speaker 1: Like we could have just never gone battle ourselves.

496
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:29,040
Speaker 2: No, we just it just could like I apologize for

497
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:30,959
Speaker 2: being a dick to you on the podcast, and then

498
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:31,640
Speaker 2: it could have been just.

499
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:34,040
Speaker 1: Like trying to trick me into doing a suicide.

500
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Speaker 2: Please, can I say something, how much I think you're

501
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:42,439
Speaker 2: suicidal just because one race is doing better than another.

502
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:45,160
Speaker 1: Doesn't mean you can't be racist against the one that's

503
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:46,760
Speaker 1: technically currently winning.

504
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Speaker 2: I'll just tell you I don't understand when you just

505
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Speaker 2: what doesn't bother me about the Hayes MacArthur thing and

506
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,879
Speaker 2: how I actually really do love it is. I once

507
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,879
Speaker 2: once at Mosaic for a meeting with somebody, and somebody

508
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:58,520
Speaker 2: came in and said, with Stollman's manager wants to meet you,

509
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,560
Speaker 2: and that was exciting for me, and then it turned

510
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:03,280
Speaker 2: out he had mistaken me for Hayes Hargrove Christen wig

511
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,639
Speaker 2: Zack's husband, and we did end up having to go

512
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:08,800
Speaker 2: through the entire meeting anyway, because he wanted to be nice.

513
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:11,480
Speaker 2: But I think, are you telling me that mistaken You're

514
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:13,159
Speaker 2: not the guy on television?

515
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:16,760
Speaker 1: You're not the dude on Andrew Tribreca okay, on television,

516
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:17,400
Speaker 1: that's kind of a.

517
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Speaker 2: You're not the guy that TBS is running in Bulk.

518
00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:22,600
Speaker 2: I guess that's technically true that are you? Are you

519
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:25,880
Speaker 2: that guy? No, I'm not you, but see if you're

520
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:27,960
Speaker 2: not that guy, I don't know why I would have come.

521
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:29,520
Speaker 1: I thought for sure that.

522
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Speaker 2: That season we got a third season, and if I

523
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:33,680
Speaker 2: was nice to you, I would be like.

524
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Speaker 1: A good thing. It's as that could be good for

525
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:42,160
Speaker 1: you where you're sort of a forced binge. Yeah what gbs,

526
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:46,040
Speaker 1: they're force binging you? Yeah? Oh yeah, you think that

527
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:46,879
Speaker 1: would be good for me?

528
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, made people watch twelve hours of you instead of

529
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Speaker 2: whatever it is now?

530
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Speaker 1: Zero, I guess zero?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, cool, ham, I really let's get this.

532
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,960
Speaker 1: Let's do okay, so let's do a quick bumper. So

533
00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:06,720
Speaker 1: just go like QUI bump. Let's do a quick bumper.

534
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:11,040
Speaker 1: Let's do uh all right, here comes some we let's

535
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:13,000
Speaker 1: take a quick break, and we're bringing you some more

536
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:16,399
Speaker 1: ads from Hollywood hand Book, and let's go. Can I

537
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:17,000
Speaker 1: just do mine?

538
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Speaker 3: I just have one little note, let's go on your's

539
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:21,840
Speaker 3: Let's go one way or the other. Let's go one

540
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:23,560
Speaker 3: way or the other with the gum where you're like

541
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:26,959
Speaker 3: either really doing it as like a cool character or something,

542
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:30,680
Speaker 3: or it's gone because the way it's kind of like

543
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,960
Speaker 3: a half step. Make a choice, is what I'm saying

544
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Speaker 3: that would help me. Can I just do one other thing?

545
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:38,440
Speaker 3: What's your what's like a book that you love?

546
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Speaker 2: Can I ask you who taught you to give notes?

547
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,080
Speaker 1: By going? Can I do one other thing?

548
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:45,480
Speaker 2: I'm asking I'm asking you're going to and then move

549
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:49,280
Speaker 2: around a boarding to him in front of me is

550
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,240
Speaker 2: if there's you need permission to talk to me? I

551
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:53,280
Speaker 2: don't want to step on his note. If he has

552
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Speaker 2: a note, I want him to have it. Might have

553
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:58,440
Speaker 2: with Chowski brothers. We're on a fucking podcast.

554
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Speaker 1: Me. Oh wow, did you try to take off your headphone? Hi?

555
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,080
Speaker 2: I wish I could have done it before I heard

556
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 2: that one brother one sister that's actually not.

557
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Speaker 1: Was that what you were upset either? Was that what

558
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:16,120
Speaker 1: you were upset about?

559
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:21,199
Speaker 2: I'm huh, you both got upset when I said that

560
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:22,000
Speaker 2: because of that reason?

561
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:22,760
Speaker 1: Please?

562
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:27,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, I yes, call me old fashioned. I think that

563
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:33,080
Speaker 3: people should be chosen using the gender nomenclature that they prefer.

564
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:40,600
Speaker 1: And so the Wachowski sisters.

565
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Speaker 2: They're both do you know who? What? Why are you

566
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:45,720
Speaker 2: hiding from them? They're not hiding about it. I know

567
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:46,320
Speaker 2: that one.

568
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Speaker 1: I know that over it, dude, grow up. I'm sorry,

569
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Speaker 1: I know.

570
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 2: I apologize to the Wowsi brothers, that three of you,

571
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:58,399
Speaker 2: and if Thewsi sisters have a podcast, I will go

572
00:25:58,440 --> 00:25:59,440
Speaker 2: on and do your bumpers.

573
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Look, I'm old, I'm out of touch. I'll

574
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,760
Speaker 1: admit it. I'm the first guy to tell you I

575
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:07,480
Speaker 1: don't know what's going.

576
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:13,520
Speaker 3: On, right, but trying, Adam, But at least I'm trying.

577
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,560
Speaker 2: Okay, why don't why don't you want to say what

578
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:19,159
Speaker 2: your favorite book is? My favorite book is just a

579
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,720
Speaker 2: just a favorite book of yours, a book you like?

580
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:28,159
Speaker 1: I like and the bad Guys won? What's that?

581
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,399
Speaker 2: Why can't you just why does it have to be

582
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:35,880
Speaker 2: like some obscure books. It's not a badass thing. It's

583
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:39,359
Speaker 2: not I'm so fucking raw, dude. I like when the

584
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 2: bad guys win. It's a story about the eighty six

585
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:44,920
Speaker 2: Mets winning the World Series. Oh oh, okay, well then

586
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,640
Speaker 2: I am actually looking for a smarter book than that.

587
00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:48,840
Speaker 1: Just like a book.

588
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:50,720
Speaker 2: I just want to get you into a place of

589
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:51,719
Speaker 2: like a book reader.

590
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:54,800
Speaker 1: The only baseball book. It could be his Moneyball, Yeah,

591
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:58,920
Speaker 1: because that's actually a smart I've read Moneyball. Okay, Okay,

592
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:01,960
Speaker 1: is it? Can you like? Is it something you got?

593
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:02,560
Speaker 1: And yeah?

594
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:05,880
Speaker 2: I think I got it? Okay, Okay, explain.

595
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:05,919
Speaker 1: It to me.

596
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 2: I just want to, really you really want to trying

597
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 2: to put you in the well. I think you really

598
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:13,679
Speaker 2: want me just to explain moneyball to.

599
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,119
Speaker 1: Walk through it, and he'll tell me to tell you

600
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:19,400
Speaker 1: if you're right. Why we're in the same room because

601
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:22,680
Speaker 1: that sounds show involve each other.

602
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:26,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess this is like a super cliff Notes

603
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 2: version of it. But Billy, Billy, Billy Bean, but you

604
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:33,639
Speaker 2: did read the actual book. Yeah, Okay, Okay, Billy Bean,

605
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:37,639
Speaker 2: who is a general manager former baseball player, came up

606
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Speaker 2: with a way to look at statistics and put different

607
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:44,000
Speaker 2: values on them. And why why did you just say

608
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Speaker 2: Chunk and Bean just thinking about it? Billy Bean, Billy.

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Speaker 1: It's sort of an is there something there? What does

610
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 1: that mean? When we'll cut it out?

611
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Speaker 3: Is this what we do when Sean makes a joke

612
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 3: on the show often he kind of like finds his

613
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,120
Speaker 3: way there out loud and we cut that part out.

614
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we wind of editing to the final joke.

615
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 2: So it makes it seem like he came up with

616
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:08,640
Speaker 2: it really fast. But that's the beginning of like the

617
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:11,080
Speaker 2: yellow like a lot of work.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to keep going? Do you want to

619
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Speaker 1: finish it right now? Okay? So Junk Bill being general

620
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:23,120
Speaker 1: manager of the athletics. Chunk is on athletics, So then

621
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:29,480
Speaker 1: and we can keep you said, like find statistics and

622
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Speaker 1: put different values on them. Do you want me to

623
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:33,960
Speaker 1: keep talking to you?

624
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,280
Speaker 2: While he's like in like yeah, weird beautiful mind haze.

625
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't need to song in the movie. Was

626
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 1: that a shot at me? And I just.

627
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 2: Want to make sure Hayes, Yeah, no, like a haze,

628
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:48,440
Speaker 2: like a okay, it's just like kind of a weird phrase.

629
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Speaker 2: It's like not the most like expected phrase, you know

630
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 2: what I mean. So when you say beautiful mind haze,

631
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 2: it makes me think that, like, what do you think

632
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:57,720
Speaker 2: of it? I'm like jumping crazy or something. I really

633
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:01,080
Speaker 2: it's a very hard to talk. He's making eye contact

634
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 2: of me. Yeah, well, he's finding that he's drawing from you.

635
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 2: You should actually be complimented because that means that he

636
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:11,240
Speaker 2: thinks that you're sort of being amused from him. It's

637
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,360
Speaker 2: very odd. It's like watching someone have a seizure but

638
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 2: not being able to help them. Right, you can help

639
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 2: if you want what he would actually love it. It would

640
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 2: just help him find the joke. I don't know what

641
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 2: the world really it's about something with like chunk and

642
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 2: bean and Billy Bean, like you know, obviously there's something there.

643
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:31,960
Speaker 2: Obviously baby like, Yes, great, I think he's just saying

644
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 2: things that have similar sounding Well, right, I haven't gone

645
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:40,240
Speaker 2: to the joke yet. Anyway, I just want to come

646
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 2: back to what you said. You said that he finds

647
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Speaker 2: statistics and puts different.

648
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 1: Values on them.

649
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 2: Yes, he he values them differently than than the rest

650
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 2: of the league, such as walks or on base percentage,

651
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 2: and so then he he accumulates those stats and tries

652
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 2: to find players that maybe aren't as valued throughout the

653
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:05,360
Speaker 2: league and then trades for them and effectively is able

654
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Speaker 2: to put out a team on par with the higher paid,

655
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Speaker 2: higher salary organizations. See, you're a smart guy. This is

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Speaker 2: what this is what I'm trying to get out with you.

657
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Speaker 2: You are a smart person. You know the way you

658
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Speaker 2: can explain that, you get you understand. Oh sorry, did

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Speaker 2: you do you want to Huh I stepped on the joke.

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Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, I'm still getting there. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: it's going to be pretty good, I think.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if the if the time it takes you to

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Speaker 2: come up with.

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Speaker 1: It, And now we'll just surprise you with one. Just

665
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Speaker 1: give us a quick Hollywood handbook and just go. Just

666
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Speaker 1: don't even think about anything when you do it.

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Speaker 2: You're listening to The Hollywood Handbook with Sean Something and

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Speaker 2: Hayes MacArthur.

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Speaker 1: I think you know that it is not the Hollywood Handbook.

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Speaker 1: I think that what you were up about. I think

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Speaker 1: that you know that. Okay, so produced by Chris Bannon

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Speaker 1: and Scott.

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Speaker 2: I really don't want to write all that. There's a

674
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Speaker 2: lot of names. There's a lot of names, so Wolf

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Speaker 2: Co Productions produced by Scott Chris Bannon.

676
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Speaker 1: Like you don't know Scott Ocken. I know Scott a

677
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Speaker 1: lot of names. It's a lot of you remember the

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Speaker 1: tag just for this one in case we want to

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Speaker 1: use it? What is it? Just do we get it

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Speaker 1: both ways? Insiders got to kicking butting dropping names in

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Speaker 1: the red cover line back. Always of this industry we

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Speaker 1: call show biss. Can throw against the kicking butty dropping

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Speaker 1: names in the red cover line back, always of this

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Speaker 1: industry we call show biss and just throw it in

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Speaker 1: there and if we want to use it, because that

686
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Speaker 1: way we can cut it. We can always cut out

687
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Speaker 1: of it. At any point.

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Speaker 2: You're listening to The Hollywood Handbook with Sean Something and

689
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:43,520
Speaker 2: Hayes MacArthur, produced by Wolf Cool Productions, Chris O'Bannon and

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Speaker 2: Scott Auckerman Hollywood Handbook Where the Red Carpet, Yeah that's right. Yes,

691
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Speaker 2: when the Red Carpet makes the back calls of this industry,

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Speaker 2: we call that show.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that was right. So we're gonna have you

694
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Speaker 1: do one more guys. Let's do a fun one. Let's

695
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Speaker 1: do a funny one. I really I gotta get out

696
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Speaker 1: of a crazy one just for you because it's a

697
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Speaker 1: fun show. You know. I feel like we're hammering you

698
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Speaker 1: with no you know, just like you're not really getting them.

699
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Speaker 1: So like, let's just do one. Like what's what are you? God?

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Speaker 1: Think out?

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, I just want you to know that

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Speaker 2: that like I think I'm having a panic attack right now,

703
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Speaker 2: a brief panic attack thinking about interracial marriage. Okay, Uh,

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Speaker 2: you're listening to the Hollywood Handbook with I'm sorry, I

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Speaker 2: forgot your names.

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Speaker 1: I'm Samantha B. You're listening to the Hollywood Handbook with Samantha B.

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Speaker 1: And Jason Jones.

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Speaker 2: Jason Jones, Is that how you really want? You and

709
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Speaker 2: you just want don't really tell me?

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Speaker 1: Your name is just lighting it up, just lighting up.

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Speaker 1: It feels so panic attacks, I.

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Speaker 2: Know, Sean, but I don't is it clements or Clemence.

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Speaker 1: Well, so I always said, and this is an interesting story.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad you asked. I always said clements and that's

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Speaker 1: just how how I was raised. You know, people will

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Speaker 1: say that. And when I finally did meet other people

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Speaker 1: with my last name, they did one of these clements.

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Speaker 1: And you also have a go. You to talk about

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Speaker 1: the Mark Twain thing. Well, Mark Twain, if you know,

720
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Speaker 1: he worked on Riverbow and uh, one thing he used

721
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Speaker 1: to do is measure where the water was and how

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Speaker 1: you know, so they'd know how big of a fish

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Speaker 1: could fit in there. And he'd be leaned over the

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Speaker 1: side of the boat in hot some of these and uh,

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Speaker 1: I really have to go.

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Speaker 2: And I really okay when someone's telling you an interesting

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Speaker 2: story too, I know it's listen and then you tell

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Speaker 2: a story.

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Speaker 1: And I'll wrap this story up quickly enough. But they

730
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Speaker 1: had sort of a funny language twist back in those days,

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Speaker 1: where they wouldn't necessarily say, oh, it's two meters deep,

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Speaker 1: you know, they would say, Adam, if the mark on

733
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Speaker 1: the measuring stick, just.

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Speaker 2: Like your pauses have gotten longer since you said you'd

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Speaker 2: be It's sort of an.

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Speaker 1: Old South the measuring stick, as was Mark Twins. Yes

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Speaker 1: it is not true, Sammuel Clemens. I don't think that's true.

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Speaker 1: Oh really is the Mark Twain house in Connecticut? And

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Speaker 1: did I go down a field trip? Yeah? I think

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Speaker 1: it did them.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So now we're back in a place of being

742
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Speaker 3: the guy we were before we were talking about the

743
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Speaker 3: books and stuff. We were like a smart guy a

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Speaker 3: second ago.

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Speaker 1: And look, I just I'm I'm having a panic.

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Speaker 3: We're challenging a guy who's telling a story about Mark

747
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Speaker 3: to obviously is like well read on this subject.

748
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Speaker 1: The frogs having a jumping contest, putting head, Wilson and

749
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Speaker 1: those amazing Twins does not know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: He does not, he does not know about this stuff.

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Speaker 2: Oh my okay, So do you want me to just

752
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Speaker 2: do a real one without like the fake names?

753
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Speaker 1: Yes? And he is done fun and funny and where

754
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Speaker 1: we're done with the story? Really, are you serious?

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Speaker 2: Because this seems like a story that is just like

756
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Speaker 2: the Path, will not will not be worth the time

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Speaker 2: that it takes to tell it.

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Speaker 1: So let's say the mark on the measuring tool when

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Speaker 1: he put the water down and found bottom, jactually reminds

760
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Speaker 1: me of another joke about two guys peeing off a bridge.

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Speaker 1: Do you know this one? M the joke about the

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Speaker 1: guy's peeing off the bridge. So you don't look it

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Speaker 1: up in your phone.

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Speaker 2: If that's what you're doing in your phone, is looking

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Speaker 2: at the joke so you can Yeah, I know you

766
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Speaker 2: can read it. I'm not looking up on my phone.

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Speaker 2: I'm texting the people I supposed to me dinner with.

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Speaker 1: Then I'm going to be a little late. Great, thank you, Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's very nice. So if let's say, uh, for example,

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Speaker 1: like what's the number that the measuring stick might come

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Speaker 1: up as.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm just worried that. Don't tell them this

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Speaker 2: joke later like it was your joke. I just heard

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Speaker 2: that this is something that you do. I'm not I'm

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Speaker 2: just getting ahead of me. I'm just getting ahead of

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Speaker 2: it because I don't know if you think we'll talked

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Speaker 2: a little bit about it.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you think that it's okay.

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Speaker 2: You might think that it's just a normal thing to do,

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Speaker 2: so it might make some people upset.

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Speaker 1: So I'm just saying, right now, do not tell.

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Speaker 2: The joke or the story, yeah, or the story and

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Speaker 2: be like this is mine because.

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Speaker 1: Mark twain story is not a joke. It's just a

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Speaker 1: really wait, this isn't a joke. No, this isn't it's

786
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Speaker 1: just a story. Yeah, Mark Twain is a real person.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so. And I got to I really

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Speaker 1: got to get out of here. Okay, And you just postponed.

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Speaker 1: I did not postpone. You just pushed.

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Speaker 2: I did not push. I said that I was going

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Speaker 2: to be late letting them know. And it's still a

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Speaker 2: ways away. So let's let's get your take. Let's do

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Speaker 2: another take. When you said puss instead of hu pushed,

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Speaker 2: I did notice that good, and I understand the politics.

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Speaker 3: And just so you know, I know what you meant.

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Speaker 3: That came through loud and clear. Okay, guys, anyway, just

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Speaker 3: wrap it up. Does anyone enjoy coming on here?

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Speaker 1: M hmm yeah. People. Crol, for example, came afterwards said.

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Speaker 2: Crushed it that kill zones start to finish. Yes, he

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Speaker 2: said we were funnier than he was after.

801
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Speaker 1: Cracked us up, but also admitted how funny we were.

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, but but but really do you think that

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Speaker 2: like when you when you burden a friend by asking

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Speaker 2: them to come on a podcast, and take time out

805
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Speaker 2: of their life.

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Speaker 1: Do you think that anyone really enjoys doing this? Well,

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Speaker 1: hold on, though, hold on, there's no this is This

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Speaker 1: is basically.

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Speaker 2: A a like guilt. This is like guilt when you

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Speaker 2: have to come back into the to come here.

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Speaker 1: Professionally, this could be huge for.

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Speaker 2: You personally, it's all guilt. It's just like you feel better.

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Speaker 2: You're like, well, I should do that, right, Like, oh,

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Speaker 2: it's a friend of mine.

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Speaker 3: It's hard to say. I think everyone likes it. I'm honestly,

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Speaker 3: this is I just think you're wrong. I think when

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Speaker 3: people are asked to do a podcast, I say, this

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Speaker 3: great opportunity for get to get my brand out there.

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Speaker 1: I will tell you that, friend, no one.

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Speaker 2: Likes to do podcasts, and you're wrong, and everyone hates

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Speaker 2: doing podcasts. I feel so bad for you. I know

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Speaker 2: you don't like doing podcasts. When someone asks you.

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Speaker 1: I'll do them and not like I have my own

824
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Speaker 1: or you're like, I.

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Speaker 2: Have my own podcast, I have to listen to it,

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Speaker 2: and now I have to go be on another one.

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Speaker 1: I I I don't know. I'm just a fan of comedy.

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Speaker 1: I enjoyed comedy. It's still fun for me, after all, these,

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Speaker 1: That's why I do. I don't know why you're in

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Speaker 1: this business. I still like some that you can you

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Speaker 1: believe this? I would do this.

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Speaker 2: I would do this even if I weren't being paid

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Speaker 2: to laugh with our friends. Honestly, I thought you weren't

834
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Speaker 2: being paid. I can't believe you're being paid. I don't

835
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Speaker 2: know if I am or who would pay for this?

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Speaker 2: And how does money get made? Because this is drivel

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Speaker 2: and garbage right now.

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Speaker 3: I don't pay attention to that stuff because was just

839
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Speaker 3: fun like I honestly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you ever heard dance like nobody's watching? Well, you've

841
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:10,839
Speaker 1: never been an expression? Have ever heard that expression? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I love like you've never been heard? Yes, the mystery,

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Speaker 1: Day's Mystery. I'm sorry I missed that last one. Yesterday's mystery,

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Speaker 1: Today's present, Today's present. That's why they call it again,

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Speaker 1: That's why they call it tomorrow. I guess I didn't

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Speaker 1: heard it. I never guess I never heard that one.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you almost said, I guess I didn't heard

848
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Speaker 2: that one because I didn't.

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Speaker 1: Heard that one. Yeah, is this better or worse than

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Speaker 1: the last episode we did together? It's worse, right, worse

851
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 1: for me? Maybe, you or us a different there. We've

852
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Speaker 1: done a couple of good ones in a row. How

853
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:42,960
Speaker 1: can you tell it feels? This feels it's because people

854
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,560
Speaker 1: say they love it, and the guests love it, and

855
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,239
Speaker 1: they want to do they want to come back. We've

856
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:49,920
Speaker 1: had so many people come back. I never want to

857
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Speaker 1: come back here ever.

858
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Speaker 2: In the hit in my life, people finish the show

859
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Speaker 2: and they say I would love.

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Speaker 3: To do it again, and they really mean it. They

861
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 3: genuinely mean it when they say that.

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Speaker 1: And a lot of times they say some of the

863
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Speaker 1: other podcasts aren't I think this is what you're driving at.

864
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Speaker 1: Some of the other podcasts aren't very fun to do,

865
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Speaker 1: but this one, this one is good. I was not

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Speaker 1: driving with that.

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Speaker 2: What I was driving at was that all podcasts are bad,

868
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Speaker 2: and this one leads it. What other ones have you done?

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Speaker 2: I can't even remembern' you do comedy bang Bank? Yeah,

870
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Speaker 2: you didn't want to do that. I hated it, Oh wow,

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Speaker 2: second of it. And I hate this just as much,

872
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:24,480
Speaker 2: if not.

873
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:28,480
Speaker 1: As comedy Bang Bank. Yeah. I hate doing comedy Bang Bang.

874
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:29,880
Speaker 1: But they play those games.

875
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:32,720
Speaker 2: I hate doing those fucking games. I can't freestyle rap.

876
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 2: I don't like doing any poets.

877
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 3: Because none of yours have really become like classics. Really,

878
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:43,080
Speaker 3: you know some people talk about all the time, like

879
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:46,399
Speaker 3: I know, Samberg for example, did one and like that one.

880
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:47,640
Speaker 1: Are you serious?

881
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:49,360
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh my god, so I would say they have

882
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:52,960
Speaker 2: become classics something. No, every second of doing that, okay,

883
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,360
Speaker 2: and this is worse. I am so sorry for I

884
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:59,239
Speaker 2: feel trapped. I feel trapped in a room with microphones

885
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 2: with white people who who are super anti Semitic.

886
00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 1: I can tell. Let's take let's take, will I take

887
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:07,759
Speaker 1: issue with you?

888
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,439
Speaker 3: You're so sorry for bringing up Andy Sandberg thing because

889
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 3: people talk about that episode all the time, and I

890
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:13,240
Speaker 3: had no.

891
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 1: Idea you brought.

892
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:22,000
Speaker 2: You knew that, you know the similarities, and you know

893
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:26,400
Speaker 2: that similarity, know that we probably have like gone up

894
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 2: for some similar stuff. Why whatever, I know, And you

895
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 2: knew it would be a trigger thing and you said it.

896
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:36,759
Speaker 2: So let me tell you that sucked. This sucks every

897
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:40,399
Speaker 2: this whole building sucks. Hang on, I hate ear Wolf.

898
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 2: Let me ask you a question. How does this place

899
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:46,880
Speaker 2: make fucking money? These little fucking young fox are conned

900
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 2: into coming here painting? Oh, I got a sneaker, Oh

901
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 2: for my sneaker on the walls.

902
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 1: Oh you do? How would you.

903
00:41:57,120 --> 00:42:00,239
Speaker 2: Tell them apart? They're just two blonde, white dudes. You

904
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:01,360
Speaker 2: should just share a face.

905
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:04,920
Speaker 1: One has more stubble like and one. It's just the

906
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 1: It's garbage. It's a whole garbage fucking industry. I don't

907
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:10,439
Speaker 1: understand how any of it works. I don't understand how

908
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 1: how how you can enjoy? You too?

909
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 2: Are good writers? You paid really like top of the line.

910
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:18,760
Speaker 2: You do this for fun? That's crazy. You're married?

911
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 1: Do you say we're paid top of the line? No?

912
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 1: I alway wasn't being like, oh I why forget No,

913
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:26,239
Speaker 1: I just want to hear what you're saying. You want

914
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 1: to understand you, I'm I don't understand how this could be.

915
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:30,200
Speaker 1: What do you want to talk about? You want to

916
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:36,640
Speaker 1: talk about Wie Steffie Graff. You're married, Steffi Graff? Is

917
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 1: that real? Yeah? She want a wimbled dinner too?

918
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:41,359
Speaker 2: Yeah?

919
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 1: I know she is. So she knows a thing or

920
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:47,640
Speaker 1: two about being a champion, about showing up every day

921
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:53,239
Speaker 1: and putting the work in. That the results come from

922
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 1: keeping your chops up? Is that what you think?

923
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 3: For example, like Hannibal Burris is doing an Airwolf show now,

924
00:42:58,719 --> 00:42:59,399
Speaker 3: you think that.

925
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:02,719
Speaker 2: I don't know why that sounds like that you don't

926
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:03,760
Speaker 2: get his comedy?

927
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:07,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I get him. WHOA, No, you don't know

928
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 1: his show? Why no? I get his comedy. He's not

929
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,719
Speaker 1: for me with my favorite comic. I don't think. I

930
00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:19,480
Speaker 1: think he's like overrated, but by Adam Pally. Of all

931
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:21,480
Speaker 1: the things you said, there's one thing I really have

932
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:27,160
Speaker 1: to take an issue with. Anyone can freestyle rap? I don't.

933
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,240
Speaker 1: I don't even remember what you're talking about.

934
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:31,520
Speaker 2: Dude, Just show him.

935
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:33,799
Speaker 1: You were saying that you hate being on Comedy Bang

936
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:36,440
Speaker 1: Bang because you know you you don't like the games

937
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:39,439
Speaker 1: and you can't freestyle rap. But come on, man, don't

938
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:44,719
Speaker 1: sell yourself short. Here we'll do a little one and

939
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 1: two and here we go, gonna freestyle rap with the flow.

940
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:55,879
Speaker 4: And starting it now, gonna start in three two one,

941
00:43:56,200 --> 00:44:03,000
Speaker 4: Here it comes, gonna rap soon, start the beat up,

942
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 4: slow it down, gonna be a slow rat.

943
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:17,479
Speaker 1: And then I would just lay some lyrics on it.

944
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:21,279
Speaker 1: It's funny. I don't know what. I don't know what.

945
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 1: I don't know. What do you like? If you don't

946
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:27,120
Speaker 1: like it, what do you like? Man? Tell me what

947
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:28,920
Speaker 1: you're into. I'll make the podcast feel.

948
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:28,960
Speaker 2: Like that.

949
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:34,160
Speaker 1: I'm not into anything. I really, I really am not.

950
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:37,360
Speaker 1: I really am not into much. No wonder.

951
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:42,480
Speaker 2: Okay, let me do another another take and then I'll

952
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 2: get out of your hair.

953
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:47,160
Speaker 1: Remember the commercial where the guy's walking around sad it's

954
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 1: raining on him. Yeah, because he's just got the cloud

955
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:54,320
Speaker 1: and it's on his head. Yet remind you of anybody.

956
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 2: Yes, I think it's a cold. It's a cold medicine commercial. Okay,

957
00:44:59,280 --> 00:44:59,919
Speaker 2: and he has a cold.

958
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 1: What are you getting it? Nothing? I'm just a that's conversation.

959
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:09,719
Speaker 1: The sick thing because Hayes is sick. I said, yes,

960
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:12,279
Speaker 1: I look extra sick times. I said, you don't told you?

961
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 1: I said you don't. First of all, I said, you

962
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 1: don't look sick. You said, because you're notice how sick he.

963
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:19,160
Speaker 2: Looks No, I said he looked healthier from from from

964
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:20,719
Speaker 2: every from what everyone's been telling you.

965
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:27,760
Speaker 1: Bumper Adhaim. Why are you mad at me? Because hurt people,

966
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:28,799
Speaker 1: hurt people.

967
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:32,480
Speaker 2: Hurt people hurt people. That's very Do you not get it? No?

968
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 1: I get it?

969
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:36,239
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, you said it back.

970
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:37,319
Speaker 1: It was like you didn't get No.

971
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 2: I was trying it for the first Let's not make

972
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:40,959
Speaker 2: a meal of this one.

973
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe it's bumper. Make it like the show's the

974
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:48,640
Speaker 1: star of the bumper rather than you.

975
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 2: You're listening to the Hollywood Handbook with Sean and Hayes.

976
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 1: That's really good. Yeah, yeah, we can use that one.

977
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:02,040
Speaker 2: Are you sure that sounded like my worst one? I

978
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:03,200
Speaker 2: really didn't love that one.

979
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:06,200
Speaker 1: Oh you want it back? I mean I don't care.

980
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:09,040
Speaker 2: We meant if we use if we use one of these,

981
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:09,799
Speaker 2: we'll use that one.

982
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 1: Let's do one. If you use one of these.

983
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000
Speaker 2: If we end up doing we're waiting storty to see

984
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:19,240
Speaker 2: what happens with your stuff, what my stuff?

985
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:20,919
Speaker 1: Just in terms of whether there's gonna be worth using,

986
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:22,640
Speaker 1: I mean, we're not. You're not the only person who's

987
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:25,880
Speaker 1: recording these. You told me you wanted me to come

988
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 1: in and record your bumpers.

989
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 2: Yeah you didn't that that implies that you said we

990
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,879
Speaker 2: need a celebrity guests to do our bumpers. You didn't

991
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:35,640
Speaker 2: say we need you to come in and be one

992
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:37,200
Speaker 2: of the celebrity guests on our bumpers.

993
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:42,120
Speaker 1: Okay, oh uh no, what do you mean? Oh okay,

994
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:44,880
Speaker 1: oh you know it's not one. I mean you you

995
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:46,239
Speaker 1: not all one or the other.

996
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, yeah, it is.

997
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 1: You deceived it. You made me. You made it seem

998
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 1: like I was coming in here. You're doing bumpers. We

999
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:53,600
Speaker 1: had you do a couple. You know, we're gonna have

1000
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 1: engineer Brett do a Couplett you Brett. Just have him

1001
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,919
Speaker 1: do all of that. It's really why am I here?

1002
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 2: Just have him do all of that?

1003
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:04,320
Speaker 1: It's really talented. You brought me in here so you

1004
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:05,160
Speaker 1: could berate me.

1005
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:07,680
Speaker 2: For because you thought I was addict to you last time,

1006
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 2: And now I feel like I was right to be

1007
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 2: addicted to you last time, and it was you know,

1008
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:13,839
Speaker 2: it wasn't a bit, and none of this was a bit. Handlebursts,

1009
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:16,319
Speaker 2: fucking overrated, All podcasts suck.

1010
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:19,560
Speaker 1: Anything else you want to throughout me. I'm just trying

1011
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:22,000
Speaker 1: to explain my thinking here. Like you know, you're a

1012
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,920
Speaker 1: gambling man. You don't go to Vegas and just put

1013
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:26,919
Speaker 1: all your money on one number. You put a little

1014
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 1: on the Autum Pali number, You put a bunch on

1015
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:31,319
Speaker 1: the Brett number. Ghostbusters, What you did? You like that newe?

1016
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:35,480
Speaker 1: You said celebrity. That's right, I had like I thought this.

1017
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:40,040
Speaker 2: Script was shitty. Oh wow, I thought the script was shitty.

1018
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:43,880
Speaker 2: I thought that the actors elevated good material. But whatever

1019
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:46,280
Speaker 2: elevated good material, I don't.

1020
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:47,399
Speaker 1: Know who wrote it. I don't care.

1021
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:51,680
Speaker 2: Look, hey, this guy, his name's Brett.

1022
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:54,000
Speaker 1: I don't care. You told me that I was going

1023
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:56,920
Speaker 1: to be a celebrity. Excuse me. It's because I'm a

1024
00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:58,520
Speaker 1: fourth Jewish, you say, this guy.

1025
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:01,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you feel you. I get that too, all right,

1026
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:03,680
Speaker 2: you'n't matter, No, it doesn't.

1027
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:06,239
Speaker 1: It was a con. You conned me into being here.

1028
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:09,440
Speaker 2: I fell for it because obviously I'm needy, and you

1029
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 2: said celebrity. You referred to me as a celebrity, and

1030
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:15,880
Speaker 2: I liked that, so I showed up to do your bumpers.

1031
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 2: And now it has basically been an hour of me

1032
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 2: getting ship thrown in my face.

1033
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:28,040
Speaker 1: So gay, Hollywood, and book is brought to you by

1034
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:42,719
Speaker 1: Wolf Cool Production to subsidiary of Calvin Noonhobbs Ow Baby