Speaker 1: Look man, oh I see you? Why why and look
Speaker 1: over there? How is that? Culture? Yes? Goodness lost? Culture
Speaker 1: rests calling after a two week hiatus, the girls are back.
Speaker 1: Hiatus that hiatus. I think that's wonderful him British Hiatus, Hiatus.
Speaker 1: I don't know about British girl. Hyannis in a way
Speaker 1: of the Cape hyenas Port speaking of a cape. Well,
Speaker 1: well let's let's not talk about the cape just yet.
Speaker 1: But we love the cape. We do love the cape.
Speaker 1: Remember when we went to Provincetown. I remember when we
Speaker 1: went to Provincetown about a month ago. About a month ago,
Speaker 1: did we tell the readers about Provincetown? I can't remember
Speaker 1: if we've broken it down for the readers. Can I
Speaker 1: just say it's it's a while. And I was saying
Speaker 1: the hot engineer dog, I was saying the hot I
Speaker 1: was saying both with him. Absence makes the heart. And
Speaker 1: then my sister said, grow stronger, and that I think
Speaker 1: should be what it is. It's actually really culture never
Speaker 1: seventeen heart grow stronger. Hotti. Piana is saying, we mentioned
Speaker 1: it briefly in our culture catch up, but I knew it.
Speaker 1: I think we can break it down even further with
Speaker 1: our guests when we bring her in. Well, it's where
Speaker 1: we met the guests. That's where we met the guests,
Speaker 1: so that would be only appropriate. Bow. You know where
Speaker 1: else we went, which is sort of let's just say,
Speaker 1: a queer destination. Since the last time we recorded was
Speaker 1: the fire Island Pines. Bow, Oh my god, what was
Speaker 1: the time? What a wonderful week was really wonderful and
Speaker 1: lots of new memories were made. Yeah, I got so
Speaker 1: ill at the end that I thought I would die.
Speaker 1: That's hard. You really were not feeling great, y'all. Don't
Speaker 1: get food poisoning. Whatever you can do to avoid it.
Speaker 1: Do it. Is that what it was, We're gonna say
Speaker 1: it was so. So let's here's the thing, you guys,
Speaker 1: and so if you're sort of you know, plug your ears.
Speaker 1: Foods are something you eat. Also on fun the firelines,
Speaker 1: you eat something some other type of you eat other
Speaker 1: things there. It might make you sick. Here's what I'd
Speaker 1: say to everyone. Let's just make sure that even when
Speaker 1: we're on vacation, we're sort of taking care of our scrubbing.
Speaker 1: We're really washing up, because you know, when you share
Speaker 1: parts of yourself with other people, you also share germs.
Speaker 1: You share germs, and am I being explicit enough for
Speaker 1: the readers? I think so our guest is giggling silently.
Speaker 1: But I think an antiseptic is so necessary. I know
Speaker 1: people say, oh, halitosis is a made up disease. It
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. I want my mouth to be clean. That's
Speaker 1: not made up. Cleanliness is not a made up concept
Speaker 1: when it comes to oral hygiene. Do you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Sure? Yeah, of course. All I'm saying is, um,
Speaker 1: I got a one hundred and three fever and the
Speaker 1: most intense abdominal pains of my life because those are
Speaker 1: so powerful, because what calling food poisoning? So um, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: And I am at my parents house and they are
Speaker 1: sort of sort of hashtag in the next room, so um,
Speaker 1: you know, but they know who their son is or um,
Speaker 1: and uh, them's the breaks. As Johnson just said in
Speaker 1: his resignation speech, did he say that, he said that
Speaker 1: he's the American thing. Well, you know, he might have
Speaker 1: learned it from his best friend, Donald J. Trump, But
Speaker 1: he said, um, he said, it's tough to be leaving
Speaker 1: the best job in the world. But them's the breaks.
Speaker 1: And I thought, well, that's a classy way to sort
Speaker 1: of leave the prime ministry. Is it the best job
Speaker 1: in the world? What is the best job in the world?
Speaker 1: I think, Oh, I think imagine the songwriter for best
Speaker 1: jobs in the world. You know, the thing about Imagineer
Speaker 1: is it's actually a lot of engineering, which people love
Speaker 1: engineers do. It's actually really culture number two engineer. Engineers
Speaker 1: love engineering engineering. But I think I think the top
Speaker 1: four hundred, the ranking of the jobs, of the top
Speaker 1: four hundred jobs, is that going to be next year's
Speaker 1: list that we do the top four hundred jobs. It's
Speaker 1: not gonna be next year. It's gonna be two years
Speaker 1: because you know, for another hundred episodes, we need fifty
Speaker 1: two weeks in a year for our four episode. You
Speaker 1: heard here. First, we're going to count down the top
Speaker 1: four hundred jobs, Top four hundred jobs. That'll be good. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's bring our guests in. We're so excited to use here. Well,
Speaker 1: this is a thrilling day. This is the first of all,
Speaker 1: this is a huge day in the culture. Jen Shaw
Speaker 1: has pled guilty. So this is a major, major day.
Speaker 1: And to mark that, we decided let's have a great guest. Um,
Speaker 1: I have to say, um wiping away tears watching the
Speaker 1: newest film from the Guests. I mean we met at
Speaker 1: in the Provincetown Film Festival, and I can only describe
Speaker 1: her sort of in person presence as warm, yet majestic,
Speaker 1: truly regal. Yet yeah, you know what I'm saying. But
Speaker 1: it's like it's it's giving, Princess Die. It was, it
Speaker 1: was giving. It was a princess for the people. But
Speaker 1: Princess Die, I think sad and with no, no, not sad,
Speaker 1: not sad. I think I think everything is a little sad,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. With with with our guests,
Speaker 1: I think, hey, hey, it was it was sort of
Speaker 1: like a warmth that there was a majesty. I know,
Speaker 1: our princess die is they don't and our guest is
Speaker 1: do they do? Okay, So our guest is truly a
Speaker 1: fantastic after comedian writer Um and is currently currently in
Speaker 1: a film that you can see. You can see this
Speaker 1: movie Marcel the Shell with Shoes On, Marcel the Shell
Speaker 1: with Shoes On, and you can see it in the theaters.
Speaker 1: And we happened to see it and it was a
Speaker 1: thrilling Epps resolutely, I mean Julaki and Booster doesn't like
Speaker 1: it when we described when anyone describes the film Fire
Speaker 1: Island is cute, But I was watching it and I
Speaker 1: was just like, Marcel is the most adorable creature that's
Speaker 1: ever lived. And everything that Marcel says touches the heart.
Speaker 1: But the way that this was done was so inventive
Speaker 1: and great, and I have just so many questions and
Speaker 1: compliments about this, but also so much else that our
Speaker 1: guest has done. Obviously one of the best films ever,
Speaker 1: obvious child UM. I always think about their performance as
Speaker 1: Tally Shiffern and girls. Tally Shiffern, who truly one of
Speaker 1: the girls characters who like has an amazing art, yes,
Speaker 1: an important and Hannah's journey absolutely anyway, she's She's we
Speaker 1: just love her so much, We've loved her for so long.
Speaker 1: What else you have to say? I was just gonna say,
Speaker 1: never forget publicity, publicity, legendary, like truly, I mean, this
Speaker 1: is one of the greatest, and I I was. I
Speaker 1: was so excited to meet her, and I'm so excited
Speaker 1: to ever on the pod me too. And something happened
Speaker 1: to her on the plane from UM on her plane
Speaker 1: to New York City that she told me about that.
Speaker 1: I would I would love to get into with her. Okay,
Speaker 1: put put up in that, but please welcome. It was
Speaker 1: so hard to not I guess I could have muted
Speaker 1: this whole time, but I just was. First I was
Speaker 1: laughing about what how you got sick from from what
Speaker 1: you ate? Oh my gosh. And there are so many
Speaker 1: things to say, and then the jobs. I just can't understand.
Speaker 1: I don't understand the imagineer thing at all. I think
Speaker 1: it seems really stressful. And yeah, because I think people
Speaker 1: think you're just thinking up like roller coaster ideas or
Speaker 1: movie ideas. But I bet the culture in there is
Speaker 1: actually probably like intense. Maybe I don't know, I don't
Speaker 1: might like many things, yeah, that's right. And then your compliments,
Speaker 1: and I also think it is, you know, like stunning
Speaker 1: in a good way to hear people's first impressions. Um,
Speaker 1: I mean, I I like it, even if they were
Speaker 1: like wrong or you know, like, um, they're not flattering.
Speaker 1: Although I hopefully I'm not going to run into that,
Speaker 1: but I guess maybe someone would be like I thought
Speaker 1: you were stupid and rude, like so terrible, but and
Speaker 1: the only the only I will say, like I don't
Speaker 1: think you're going to run into that, because I think
Speaker 1: the movie is just so it's just so wonderful, like
Speaker 1: who who can poke? Who? Who would want to poke
Speaker 1: a hole in it? Or whatever? But like the only
Speaker 1: like I feel like there's maybe more room for like
Speaker 1: an oblique an obliquely incorrect or like unflattering sort of
Speaker 1: piece of feedback for Fire Island, which the only but
Speaker 1: the only negative comment I got in person about the
Speaker 1: movie was in p Town for the festival. Really, what
Speaker 1: would you mind sharing? What was this? This? This person
Speaker 1: sort of this was right after this was okay, so
Speaker 1: Jenny and I did this, received this this Next Wave award.
Speaker 1: It was a huge honor, and we did this little
Speaker 1: talk back um with Judy Gold, who's a legend. And
Speaker 1: then afterwards on on the way back, on the way
Speaker 1: out of that after you and I, after we all
Speaker 1: parted ways, someone stopped me and said, Bowen, congrats on
Speaker 1: the movie started out nice. I was like, thank you
Speaker 1: so much, and then he said, now, why did you
Speaker 1: have to make lesbians look so disgusting? And that what? What?
Speaker 1: And then I was like, oh, I don't think we did.
Speaker 1: And then all all I had, all I could do
Speaker 1: was just walk away because like I was with Matt
Speaker 1: and then our Olivian Cara managers were there and they
Speaker 1: just kind of like kept shoveling us along. But I
Speaker 1: was like that it was it was a little jarring.
Speaker 1: And then but then the happy ending is afterwards we
Speaker 1: were we we went out later that night for dinner,
Speaker 1: and then that same person stopped us and went, I'm
Speaker 1: so bo and I'm sorry about that. Commentarily, I don't
Speaker 1: know what. I was like, Oh, don't worry about it,
Speaker 1: and so it was. But that is truly and and
Speaker 1: it's a blessing that like the only negative in person
Speaker 1: critique that I've gotten on the movie, which is about
Speaker 1: something that I had nothing to do with. And also
Speaker 1: I don't know, it rounded out into something lovely by
Speaker 1: the end. Yeah, people, I mean it is. You know,
Speaker 1: this is a crazy story. But I don't know if
Speaker 1: you remember that there was a person sitting in the
Speaker 1: front row and that they were like like it was
Speaker 1: you know, an older an older woman, and um, she
Speaker 1: tried to ask a question but just could not do it.
Speaker 1: She just had a lot to say and she had
Speaker 1: a lot to say, and Judy was kind of like
Speaker 1: getting on her about it was like then Judy started
Speaker 1: screaming into the microphone, asked the question, asked the question,
Speaker 1: and you know, and this lady was like, you know,
Speaker 1: she was kind of like just riding her own spaceship
Speaker 1: into infinity, like she was just doing her thing and
Speaker 1: totally harmless whatever. Um. So last week I get a
Speaker 1: call from my mom and she's like, because my parents
Speaker 1: were there, as you know, you met them, you guys
Speaker 1: met them. My Mom's like, Jenny, you know that it's
Speaker 1: like you know that lady that was sitting in the
Speaker 1: front row of the Keytown thing. And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: of course I remember that, Like that was you know
Speaker 1: that that is a that memory is like in a
Speaker 1: little frame in my mind. I remember that. She's like
Speaker 1: she called the house, called my parents at their home,
Speaker 1: at the home of Nancy and Ron Slate and this
Speaker 1: and and apparently what she said was I have I
Speaker 1: have an idea. I have an important idea for Jenny's career.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And you know that, like I have
Speaker 1: told my parents, like, please, if if somebody calls for me,
Speaker 1: it's it's just not legit, Like if they need to
Speaker 1: find me, they really they know how and it's just
Speaker 1: it just you can't really open that up. And so
Speaker 1: I've just been like, you know, you're just gonna have
Speaker 1: to say it. I can't help you or whatever. But
Speaker 1: my dad like they can't. Why is it so hard
Speaker 1: to just follow a simple instruction. I just don't get that.
Speaker 1: And my parents were specifically bad, Like if I'm like,
Speaker 1: could you just wake me up by eight fifteen? And
Speaker 1: my mom's like got it? And then I wake up,
Speaker 1: it's like and I'm like, why didn't you wake me up?
Speaker 1: So I'm forty You're like, why are your parents waking
Speaker 1: you up? But anyway, apparently my dad went on like
Speaker 1: a long winded thing and was like, oh, yeah, listen, um,
Speaker 1: I actually have a lot to do today. I have
Speaker 1: to go to the dump and the mailbox, and like, truely,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, my dad was dump every day. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: get Dad's go to the dump every day, is what
Speaker 1: I'm learning. Anyway, I didn't hear the idea, but there's
Speaker 1: something about that woman and about a lot of people,
Speaker 1: and that they in the way that they ensnare you right.
Speaker 1: It's literally like they like you're you're walking through a
Speaker 1: forest and then they're this snare this root that catches
Speaker 1: your foot and you just get stuck there for a
Speaker 1: little bit. And that's that's the vibe I got from
Speaker 1: her at the thing. Oh yeah, and you know that
Speaker 1: if you're I mean some people, I guess if they're
Speaker 1: if they are like, as you say, like a public
Speaker 1: facing person or whatever, and and someone comes up to them,
Speaker 1: they're like they have their boundaries and they know what
Speaker 1: to do. But like, I'm just the same as I've
Speaker 1: always been. I don't really want to hurt anyone's feelings
Speaker 1: and I I should be sort of tougher or something.
Speaker 1: It's not interested in it, And I don't really want
Speaker 1: someone to be like she was really unkind, you know,
Speaker 1: like which is bad because people can really use that
Speaker 1: as a threat. But like, I don't want to like
Speaker 1: shoot on some lady who was so excited and like
Speaker 1: energized that she literally forgot to ask a question. Sure,
Speaker 1: I didn't mind her, Fine, she was excited. I mean
Speaker 1: something that's something that you're encountering. Bone and I have.
Speaker 1: Now we we we after the Province town thing, we
Speaker 1: traveled so much, like we went down to the Bahamas
Speaker 1: to do the view. Yeah, so we were there there
Speaker 1: they were all there. It was the anniversary, so we
Speaker 1: went down to go do the view in the Bahamas
Speaker 1: and then that's where they were celebrating it, etcetera. And
Speaker 1: by the way, this was the day after real Vie
Speaker 1: Wade was overturned, so they were discussing it like with
Speaker 1: like t drinks in front of them and like sunglasses
Speaker 1: on and like it was. I don't think where they
Speaker 1: wanted to be when this happened, but you know, we
Speaker 1: all it wouldn't happen at all, right there they were,
Speaker 1: and so um we were there doing it and after
Speaker 1: we taped the segment, we were like enjoying like the
Speaker 1: pool and like you know, because we were down there
Speaker 1: and this girl sort of ran up to Bowen and
Speaker 1: made a noise sort of like this, and like Sten
Speaker 1: started like feeling her own tips like I've never hearden
Speaker 1: her thing. Her tick was to like press her boobs
Speaker 1: together in excitement, and then she was like, can I
Speaker 1: can I just follow you guys, and we were like no,
Speaker 1: and I'm like you, I'm like you, Jenny, like I
Speaker 1: don't feel like I can never I can't shut someone
Speaker 1: down like that and not not just flat out like no,
Speaker 1: I'm not doing this right now here. But but this
Speaker 1: person was like really like I had never seen a
Speaker 1: reaction like this, and um, so we did have to
Speaker 1: just sort of be like, no, we're on vacation. No,
Speaker 1: like please, like you can't take a picture. She goes,
Speaker 1: can I just take a picture of him? Not with her,
Speaker 1: of him? And we were like no, and like she
Speaker 1: so she had to go away. But like with a
Speaker 1: person like that, you didn't have to be like the
Speaker 1: answer is a hard no exclamation point get out. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's it's weird, but it's it's just it's weird. Oh.
Speaker 1: This was the thing that I wanted to ask about
Speaker 1: in terms of what happened on this flight to New York. Okay,
Speaker 1: you told me that you you spilled a bloody mary
Speaker 1: in your purse. Oh my god. And also this reminds me, um, okay, sorry,
Speaker 1: so no, go ahead, go ahead, No, no, that that's
Speaker 1: all I'm just putting that there. What what? What? What
Speaker 1: what happened did remind you of? Well? It also reminded
Speaker 1: me that while I was at my parents house this
Speaker 1: weekend that I my dad was like, I couldn't bring
Speaker 1: my award with me. They were like it was like
Speaker 1: a big award in like a large in like a
Speaker 1: shoebox sort of box, like a big box and um,
Speaker 1: and my son I was like, dad, will you take
Speaker 1: this for me? And I'll come get it, you know,
Speaker 1: when I come back. And then my dad was a
Speaker 1: year's your award and I got the box and bow
Speaker 1: and yang on wait wait, at least the box. I
Speaker 1: didn't even my award is behind me and it says
Speaker 1: my name, so you should have your said maybe they said,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, well anyway, yeah I didn't open it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like okay, um, I just put it in
Speaker 1: my bag. But anyway, so what happened was that I
Speaker 1: I went to meet my husband and my baby in
Speaker 1: Nantucket and um, and then like something had that that
Speaker 1: island is like almost always covered in fog, like you
Speaker 1: actually really can't get a flight out to it. So anyway,
Speaker 1: I was stuck in the airport to then get to
Speaker 1: New York City and it just took forever and ever
Speaker 1: and ever, and they wouldn't let us out to go
Speaker 1: to the bar, which like increased my appetite for a cocktail.
Speaker 1: Like what you know, just I really am one of
Speaker 1: those people. It's like you say, I can't have it.
Speaker 1: I just really really wanted. I mean that, you know,
Speaker 1: my mom like really restricted TV and soda when we
Speaker 1: were younger, and now, like I would just watch a
Speaker 1: like commercial for plaque pariasis, like it's like Barishnikov footage,
Speaker 1: Like I just I'm like, I just look like my
Speaker 1: mouth hangs open. I always want soda. I very rarely
Speaker 1: have it, but like I would, you know whatever. Anyway,
Speaker 1: So by the time I got on the plane, I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, fuck it, I'm doing this. And I
Speaker 1: got a bloody mary and I um and it was
Speaker 1: like a very rocky, very brief flight, and I was
Speaker 1: wearing my mask. And also I can't really tell where
Speaker 1: I all in the culture, like maybe people like know me,
Speaker 1: maybe they don't. It's a very mixed bag. I you know,
Speaker 1: I really we've threw we through my reality, like like
Speaker 1: I just can't tell what's going on, Like what kind
Speaker 1: of impact am I making consistently? I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: know that there is one. So I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: just a stranger on the plane. I was watching this
Speaker 1: kid across from me was clearly fifteen years old. Somehow
Speaker 1: ended up in the like first class section of the plane.
Speaker 1: Which I was lucky enough to be in. And this
Speaker 1: slight attendant is like, can I get your company? And
Speaker 1: he's like, and I'm like, you are not you are
Speaker 1: a child, and he's like, can I can I get
Speaker 1: a Roman poop? And so I'm like, if this baby
Speaker 1: literally is doing this and I'm not gonna say anything,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask for like two of the little bottle
Speaker 1: of vodka because I'm getting picked up the air or whatever.
Speaker 1: So I like, I, for some reason, because the child
Speaker 1: did some things makes no sense, get like a stronger
Speaker 1: Bloody Mary. I jumped it in. I dumped the two
Speaker 1: vodkas into the Bloody Mary mix. I take a huge
Speaker 1: gulf of it. I am immediately like advanced buzzed, like
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not like, hi, what time does a
Speaker 1: fine land? But I'm like I'm like weirdly like kind
Speaker 1: of like my mouth feels soft, and I'm like, I
Speaker 1: know that if somebody were to talk to me, I
Speaker 1: probably would have like trouble enunciating and something like that,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, oh yeah. So and it was like
Speaker 1: it happened so quickly and so then we ump. I
Speaker 1: spilled me in like the whole half that was left.
Speaker 1: I just I took in like half as if I'd
Speaker 1: been hit by a wave of seawater, Like I just
Speaker 1: took it in and then and then and then the
Speaker 1: rest of it went into my purse where there's my
Speaker 1: journal and my you know, it was just like all
Speaker 1: this stuff and it's it's like, you know, my favorite
Speaker 1: purse for traveling that's like kind of like an open toe,
Speaker 1: a leather toe, and it just is like it just
Speaker 1: me thinking quotes the inside of my person. I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is so nasty. And all of a sudden, I'm
Speaker 1: like this drink smells like salsa, Like this is so gross.
Speaker 1: I smell like it my bad guys. And then the
Speaker 1: slighted thing that comes over, she's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: and she brings me a bunch of napkins and I
Speaker 1: put into my purse like stopping it up, stopping it
Speaker 1: up like pieces of bread. And then and then I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, I am so sorry. This is uh,
Speaker 1: this is just crazy, Like I am really really really sorry.
Speaker 1: Let me at this, and it's just like it's okay.
Speaker 1: And then she comes through in the trash cart, thank
Speaker 1: you so much, and I take my big, big like
Speaker 1: bundle of of like yeah, my wad of of bloody
Speaker 1: mary soaked cocktail napkins and go, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: And I go to throw it in her cart like
Speaker 1: she's like, han, I'll take it, and I'm like no, no,
Speaker 1: absolutely not, i gonna throw it like I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: air Jordans this into the into the trash bag and
Speaker 1: I throw them all over the aisle of the airplane
Speaker 1: and it was sucked so much. And then she was
Speaker 1: like okay, and and then she she like was like no, please,
Speaker 1: don't get up. And so then she cleaned it up
Speaker 1: and put it in the thing, and I was like, well,
Speaker 1: this is really embarrassing, but at least I, like, you know,
Speaker 1: basically only took my mask off one time to take
Speaker 1: my huge gulf and nobody knows that this happened. And
Speaker 1: then um, and then when we were getting off the plane,
Speaker 1: she was like, she was like, it was really nice
Speaker 1: to meet you. I really enjoy your work. And I
Speaker 1: was like, she's the one person there and also probably
Speaker 1: the fifteen year old you look over, he's like really dignified,
Speaker 1: like sipping his rum and tiny steps like it sucks.
Speaker 1: I was so serious and like mess up and it
Speaker 1: just it's like it all happened so quickly. But yeah,
Speaker 1: the purse is retired. Now. Do you feel that Bloody
Speaker 1: Mary's are ruined for you now? Or will you continue
Speaker 1: to slurp them? It will take more than that. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I love Oh, I love. I love a good spicy BM.
Speaker 1: I love it like um. There used to be a
Speaker 1: place in Brooklyn when we had my friends and I
Speaker 1: had our stand up show there that would put a
Speaker 1: whole sphere. Yeah, spear, I love a pickle sphere, just
Speaker 1: like don't dunked in as if it's it's a stir
Speaker 1: or something. Yeah. It was called sound Fixed. It was
Speaker 1: before we were at the cameo. It was called sound Fixed.
Speaker 1: It was like a record store with a big bar
Speaker 1: in the back, and they would have like McClure's Spicy
Speaker 1: Bloody Mary mixed. I can't even talk my mouth filled. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I probably up by where you are now you can
Speaker 1: get a really good interesting bloody married too. I say
Speaker 1: interesting m M. They're always putting like a crab law
Speaker 1: in it though You're like, oh, I'm interested in it's
Speaker 1: a garnish. Where I used I used I worked in
Speaker 1: seafood restaurants for like ten years. I'm from Long Island
Speaker 1: and I started as a bus boy at a at
Speaker 1: a restaurant called Nikki's on the Bay, and then I
Speaker 1: worked all through Brooklyn. I worked at this place called
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Crab and Red Hook. Oh yeah, yeah, do you know?
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm thinking of Green Points. But I used
Speaker 1: to live on Henry Streets. I used to live near here.
Speaker 1: But anyway, Oh, that's so funny you say Henry Street.
Speaker 1: I saw a funny girl two days ago, and there
Speaker 1: they make a big to do of Henry Street. She
Speaker 1: stret yes, they do. Um, but yeah, but we used
Speaker 1: to do an oyster as a garnish whoa, which is
Speaker 1: a real flex. Yeah. Oh yeah. I mean I would
Speaker 1: prefer that I'm allergic to oysters, but I would if
Speaker 1: I weren't. I would prefer that over the crab claw.
Speaker 1: You're allergic to oysters. That's a Massachusetts tragedy that I
Speaker 1: hate it. It's so much. It's like everything I would
Speaker 1: enjoy in a food, just like a briny a briny
Speaker 1: nothing that's like just for luxury. I'm saying. That's just
Speaker 1: I can relate to being restricted of TV. We didn't
Speaker 1: grow up with cable and parents never let me drink soda.
Speaker 1: Now I can't live without either. And so do you
Speaker 1: think you're gonna are you You're probably gonna have to
Speaker 1: restrict some things for Ida, for your baby, right yes? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Oh no, I mean she's not We don't let her
Speaker 1: like watch TV at all, and I think it will
Speaker 1: come in very purposeful moments. But we also don't have
Speaker 1: a TV because we're like, you know, we just watched
Speaker 1: things on our computer. We don't have an actual TV
Speaker 1: because we're really not We're really not TV or car people.
Speaker 1: Like we have old computers and we have like a
Speaker 1: really shitty Subaru filled with garbage and sand and that
Speaker 1: I actually just garbage in the car likes so gross,
Speaker 1: and um my whole family this weekend was like then
Speaker 1: clean the car. And I was trying to explain to them,
Speaker 1: like it's it's gone too far. There's point of yeah,
Speaker 1: you guys feel that way. I mean, Matt, Matt, you
Speaker 1: feel that way about your car. Oh No, there are
Speaker 1: certain points where it's just like I'll have to have
Speaker 1: a friend be like, honey, you have a problem. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like something someone has to step in here. Like
Speaker 1: it's usually Greta, our friend Greta, who's usually like, hey,
Speaker 1: I just put her hand on my shoulder and she'll
Speaker 1: just say I just want to say it's okay, but
Speaker 1: we have to stop, and we have like we we
Speaker 1: you have to stop. And then I will just sort
Speaker 1: of like sift through like the I don't know paper.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I will be honest with you. I'm a parking
Speaker 1: ticket sort of, I'm like, I'm like, they stick to me,
Speaker 1: why but they do end up in my car and
Speaker 1: then I pay them, but all in once, like like
Speaker 1: I'll I'll accumulate them over three months and then I'll
Speaker 1: pay them. But they're cans um like you know, wrappers
Speaker 1: for things like straw wrappers. I think we shouldn't. We
Speaker 1: shouldn't put rappers on straws that especially not a paper straw.
Speaker 1: It's like if we're doing paper straws, right, which I
Speaker 1: which we hate, but we understand why we hate. We
Speaker 1: understand why like many things, Um, but why would you
Speaker 1: put a paper wrapper over a paper straw because the
Speaker 1: wrapper then you're just going to toss away and then
Speaker 1: that's garbage. So if we're trying to eliminate waste, then
Speaker 1: be good for the environment. Don't put the paper straw
Speaker 1: and a and a paper wrapper. No, And I just
Speaker 1: I just can't deal with it, the entire thing. But
Speaker 1: then now they have a cup that's like a sippy
Speaker 1: cup for adults where you don't even have a straw
Speaker 1: rice coffee. Like that really bums me out. I think
Speaker 1: I'd rather the weird paper straw. I just can't believe
Speaker 1: a scientist hasn't invented some other thing. Yeah, I do.
Speaker 1: You know what I like is the metals draws. I
Speaker 1: bringing my own metal straw around like that does like
Speaker 1: a new chic accessory like phone wallet keys metal straw. Oh,
Speaker 1: someone's just gonna get their thighs stabbed by their own
Speaker 1: metal straw. Oh, you're right. I didn't think of it
Speaker 1: as a weapon. What's the movie where Kevin Bacon had
Speaker 1: had like a pencil in his hants and he's got
Speaker 1: his one of his testicles snabs. Do you know what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about? I don't know what is this? Someone
Speaker 1: will know, one of your listeners will know. There's like
Speaker 1: a there's a movie where Kevin Bacon um has like
Speaker 1: an injury to his his character does has an injury
Speaker 1: to his ball sack and like it comes out where
Speaker 1: he's like, you ruined my balls whatever any other the
Speaker 1: other person's like, why were you playing basketball with a
Speaker 1: pencil in your pocket? Okay, So I just want to
Speaker 1: say that. I just googled the words Kevin Bacon, pencil
Speaker 1: balls and here's what popped up. A Daily Mail article
Speaker 1: that says the five, the one year old has been
Speaker 1: charged with the murder and mutilation of Kevin Bacon. Oh no,
Speaker 1: so there was. This is a whole different situation. But
Speaker 1: someone was named Kevin Bacon and a dream. No, guys,
Speaker 1: it's real. Someone will know that it's real. I just
Speaker 1: I hope someone writes in or or something, but it is.
Speaker 1: It's not like, um, picture Perfect, I don't think with
Speaker 1: with Jennifer and I love that movie so much, but um,
Speaker 1: it's something like that. It's like anyway plowing up. Wait,
Speaker 1: hold on, speaking of movies, are you are you are?
Speaker 1: Are you stick talking about Marcel yet? Are Are you
Speaker 1: all pressed out? No? Not at all. It's it's weird.
Speaker 1: It's really nice to talk about it, I think because
Speaker 1: also we waited seven years and I felt like during
Speaker 1: that time I couldn't talk about it, So now I'm like,
Speaker 1: I mean, how long did you see it as a film?
Speaker 1: How long? Yeah, like like like like from from from
Speaker 1: where it started when you released it as a short
Speaker 1: to where it twelve years ago. So then at what
Speaker 1: point did you think you and Dean think let's actually
Speaker 1: actualize this as a feature, which and I had to
Speaker 1: be much later. It was a couple of years later.
Speaker 1: It was like we we made the first short just
Speaker 1: on a whim for fun, for like a totally other purpose,
Speaker 1: just to kind of like make a thing. Um. Dean
Speaker 1: said that he would like make a short video for
Speaker 1: his friends show, and so we just made it for that,
Speaker 1: but we never intended to put it online. And then
Speaker 1: somebody wanted to send it to their mom, so we
Speaker 1: did and it became like quote unquote viral. Um. And
Speaker 1: that was kind of early for that experience to happen,
Speaker 1: remember um. And And so then that was just like that,
Speaker 1: and and it was kind of confusing, you know, like
Speaker 1: sometimes you really don't know or at least for me,
Speaker 1: I don't understand what like offering is being placed in
Speaker 1: my feet, you know, Like I do really think a
Speaker 1: lot about those like Greek myths where like like Zeus
Speaker 1: comes to the door, but this just guys as a
Speaker 1: beggar and someone's like I can't or whatever, and it's
Speaker 1: like like like it's like the Wise, let's them in,
Speaker 1: or like the start of Beauty and the Beast of course. Um.
Speaker 1: But it's like at the time, I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, this is like just a thing that we did.
Speaker 1: What I'm trying to focus on is to like redeem
Speaker 1: myself after like you know, like being fired from SNL
Speaker 1: or something like that. I just didn't see that what
Speaker 1: was worth something was like there in terms of my
Speaker 1: own experience, not even just like making a movie, but
Speaker 1: so like we kind of just had this thing happened
Speaker 1: to us for a while and we had other goals,
Speaker 1: um in our in each of our careers. I think
Speaker 1: like I just really really wanted to be an actor.
Speaker 1: I always did, and um at the time the Show
Speaker 1: Girls was like being cast and I like went in
Speaker 1: a bunch of times for the role of Morning and
Speaker 1: like kind of thought maybe I'd get it and and
Speaker 1: like didn't. And I remember just like I don't know,
Speaker 1: I've found about Marcel. Like I was just like what
Speaker 1: the what, what what am I gonna do? Um? How
Speaker 1: am I going to get a job. And then Dean
Speaker 1: and I moved to l A UM in the winter
Speaker 1: of I think, so that was even like so two
Speaker 1: more years had passed and we made two kids books
Speaker 1: UM because that was like fun and relaxing in a way.
Speaker 1: And then once we were in l a and like,
Speaker 1: the conversation just naturally kind of came up, I feel
Speaker 1: like with our agents or something. It was like, would
Speaker 1: you like to do something more with this? And then
Speaker 1: we started to talk about like should it be a
Speaker 1: TV show or or maybe a movie? And I first
Speaker 1: thought a TV show. I think Dean and I thought
Speaker 1: that first, and that the people we were meeting with
Speaker 1: it just like seemed like it wouldn't be fun UM
Speaker 1: and it wouldn't be what we wanted it to be UM.
Speaker 1: And so eventually Liz Home, who produced our movie and
Speaker 1: created the story with us and produced Obvious Child UM
Speaker 1: and My special on Netflix and the movie Landline, which
Speaker 1: she co wrote, worked with her a million times now
Speaker 1: and she's one of my closest friends. She brought us
Speaker 1: to the people that fully funded our our film UM.
Speaker 1: It was like a nonprofits arts grant that we got
Speaker 1: to make it in that's because I'm the thing that
Speaker 1: like kind of blows me away about the movie is
Speaker 1: that it's like it's the perfect expansion of the shorts
Speaker 1: and probably the book for that matter, because of the
Speaker 1: book is like just something really light on its feet.
Speaker 1: And then but like I think the whole thing gets
Speaker 1: sort of carried over into the film where it's not
Speaker 1: like you guys did like Marcel's big adventure into the world.
Speaker 1: You know, it's like, you know, like you kept it
Speaker 1: in the house, you gave the house this backstory. Um,
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's just and then and then you
Speaker 1: and you know, all the meta narratives about like him
Speaker 1: going quote unquote viral, like are all like yeah, perfectly
Speaker 1: tent poled in the film in a way that I'm like, God,
Speaker 1: I can't imagine what it must have been like between
Speaker 1: you and Dean and and Liz and Nick Paley who
Speaker 1: wrote the treatment, like for that to be like a
Speaker 1: seven year process and for you guys to like try
Speaker 1: and because there's always about like some forecasting. When you're
Speaker 1: starting out, you're like, well, what's what's it going to
Speaker 1: be like in seven years? Like what what will this
Speaker 1: movie like release into the world? As you know, like
Speaker 1: that's there. I don't know you guys. I think you
Speaker 1: guys just like calibrated it so well. And you know
Speaker 1: what the weirdest part of that is what you're saying
Speaker 1: is that, like, I mean, I don't I don't tend
Speaker 1: to do a lot of that, like forecasting about I mean,
Speaker 1: now I do forecasting about the world because like, in
Speaker 1: the last few years, so much has changed about what
Speaker 1: I thought was like just steady movement in one direction
Speaker 1: as reversed and um. And that also includes I think
Speaker 1: the entertainment industry that I'm like, oh, I used to
Speaker 1: work one way and not like not exactly that works
Speaker 1: now and um. But I did not look like seven
Speaker 1: years into the future or think it would take seven
Speaker 1: years and be like what will it be? But the
Speaker 1: weirdest thing was that I was like, you know, I'll
Speaker 1: probably be the same that I was when we started, um,
Speaker 1: when we started to make this movie. And actually I'm
Speaker 1: I mean, I am myself and my same personality and everything,
Speaker 1: but but I'm fairly different and um, and lots of
Speaker 1: different things have happened, Like you know, when Dean and
Speaker 1: I started to write the treatment, like we were still
Speaker 1: married you know, like it hasn't even been a decade
Speaker 1: and I'm like married to someone else now, you know,
Speaker 1: and I have a baby and like and you know,
Speaker 1: Dean has his own partner and his life and like
Speaker 1: and everything's okay, and like it's just different. It's it's
Speaker 1: it's like so different than when I thought it would be.
Speaker 1: But what I like about the story is that like
Speaker 1: it stands like right next to the truth but doesn't
Speaker 1: try to like be the truth, you know. And and
Speaker 1: in that way we're like allowed to change because um
Speaker 1: and that that's like the weird beauty of the project.
Speaker 1: I think that probably sounds like very vague, but there's
Speaker 1: a lot of like um of true things that happened
Speaker 1: to us emotionally that they're in that movie. And it
Speaker 1: sounds like I'm being so like sort of like supercilious
Speaker 1: in a way about like or like just like so
Speaker 1: stuck up about my own movie. It's like about a shell.
Speaker 1: But I guess you can put your emotion like in anything,
Speaker 1: and that's like where I put it, you know, But
Speaker 1: I don't know, well, it's like when when when mal
Speaker 1: was saying that it was like a cute movie, which
Speaker 1: it is it's like that also doesn't belie the fact
Speaker 1: that it's like about this little miniature thing, the shell,
Speaker 1: but that like it's he's this container for like all
Speaker 1: these huge concepts and that like this, and that he
Speaker 1: is kind of like put off by the scale of
Speaker 1: things himself, the scale of the world or whatever. But
Speaker 1: then like, um, what was I gonna say? Oh that,
Speaker 1: like I told I told you in p Town, it
Speaker 1: was like, it feels like a Geblie film. It feels
Speaker 1: like a studio Geebli film, but like live action and
Speaker 1: stuff emotion, And then, um, I think what you're saying about,
Speaker 1: like the place you are now, the place Stean is now.
Speaker 1: It's like the movie is about like possibility, it's about
Speaker 1: like it's about like it's after it's it's not just
Speaker 1: one couple that breaks up, it's two couples that break
Speaker 1: up that sort of like set these things. Um, I
Speaker 1: don't know, it's it's so good, Jenny, I haven't even
Speaker 1: to stop thinking about it. Thank you. Something I was
Speaker 1: thinking is like I would imagine that a large part
Speaker 1: of also its virility in the very beginning in terms
Speaker 1: of the YouTube video, is that people probably did show
Speaker 1: it to their kids but what I really like about
Speaker 1: this movie is that and probably when you did go
Speaker 1: out to pitch it and like we're exploring the idea
Speaker 1: of making it a television show, probably a lot of
Speaker 1: people in a in a sort of understandable yet first
Speaker 1: thought way where like, well, this is a kids thing,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, it's a shell. He's adorable,
Speaker 1: like you know, he's got this cute face like the
Speaker 1: world is, and he's small in a house like this
Speaker 1: is for kids. And yet I think that this movie
Speaker 1: like obviously has adult themes, and yet I think because
Speaker 1: it doesn't try to be for children, it ends up
Speaker 1: being foreveryone. And I actually think that kids could enjoy
Speaker 1: this movie because it reminds me of like, you know,
Speaker 1: the way that like you know, Toy Story is an
Speaker 1: animated movie, but the themes are extremely universal, like whereas
Speaker 1: adults are going to watch it and be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm actually surprised by how much I enjoy this, Like
Speaker 1: people who enjoy your work and know you were going
Speaker 1: to watch this and they're gonna understand it and get
Speaker 1: it and be moved by it. But also like this
Speaker 1: is for everyone. I think it doesn't try to pander
Speaker 1: to any one type of person, and I think that
Speaker 1: universality actually, and the movie is so specific, yet it
Speaker 1: is so for everyone because it's understandable on an emotional level.
Speaker 1: And so therefore I think your movie gets something right
Speaker 1: which I think more things would would would heed, which
Speaker 1: is you know, you don't have to like right at
Speaker 1: a person that's watching it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's like you really explored the specific experience of this
Speaker 1: show living in the real world, you know, to the
Speaker 1: point where like he even experiences like the meta thing
Speaker 1: of your own video going viral, and it's in that unit.
Speaker 1: There's a universality in the specificity is I guess what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. That makes it for everyone. And I could
Speaker 1: see literally all ages and all experiences enjoying it, and
Speaker 1: probably they already are, Oh thank you. I mean I
Speaker 1: think that I think kids do like it, like we
Speaker 1: you know, sort of looked into that and and they do.
Speaker 1: But I think, like what this experience has made me
Speaker 1: interested in is like how do you create create like
Speaker 1: a contained piece of something like in a like a
Speaker 1: creative thing and make it um similar to like the
Speaker 1: delights and hospitality that you find in like a public
Speaker 1: space that's for everyone, like an aquarium or the botanical
Speaker 1: gardens or you know, public pool, Like how do you
Speaker 1: make it be like this? Um, you know, not to
Speaker 1: be pretentious, but like this art is an environment and
Speaker 1: like I think it's really important, um that we that
Speaker 1: we have that, and and like I think, you know,
Speaker 1: like I always loved the descriptions of like why um
Speaker 1: I think it was Olmstead but made the made Central
Speaker 1: Park like what it was? Um, like that it was like,
Speaker 1: you know, supposed to be like a place for everyone,
Speaker 1: and like, of course I don't know, like he probably
Speaker 1: was like a horrible you know, like you can't like
Speaker 1: there's just no way to Yeah, they look back and
Speaker 1: be like oh god and god. Um, But I I've
Speaker 1: always like been into um, you know, like how do
Speaker 1: you make a place that not everybody has to be
Speaker 1: seeing or doing the same thing at once? But like
Speaker 1: it is it is actually a hundred percent for the
Speaker 1: end of each individual that's in there, and um, it
Speaker 1: doesn't it doesn't like freak you out that not everybody's
Speaker 1: seeing or or treasuring the same thing. And I just
Speaker 1: like that a lot, I really really do. And I
Speaker 1: think also there are like to what I feel like
Speaker 1: are like prominent, um like instincts right now. One is
Speaker 1: like the psychotic, you know, like make sure that we
Speaker 1: know exactly what everything is, Like I want to know
Speaker 1: where every penis is and every vagina, and I don't
Speaker 1: want them to be like I hate in one and
Speaker 1: like you know, don't don't like just basically like everything
Speaker 1: that's like happening in Florida or whatever. Like it's just
Speaker 1: like they're like, tell us what it is. Don't change
Speaker 1: what anything means, like what what it meant to my grandfather?
Speaker 1: I needed to like still mean that otherwise I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna just collapse. And and then there's like the like
Speaker 1: another point of view that's like, uh, make there be more,
Speaker 1: Like what is another example of more? What is another
Speaker 1: example of of like of just like yeah, like just
Speaker 1: open it up, open it up. But it clearly doesn't
Speaker 1: work to be so um whatever like oversimplified and um
Speaker 1: I think I just think that that also can happen
Speaker 1: with making work like for either like oh it's comedy.
Speaker 1: You can't just like make a comedy anymore, like is
Speaker 1: it a comedy for women? Like it's just so it
Speaker 1: feels so are to make anything sort of unless you
Speaker 1: can tell people like exactly who it's for and that
Speaker 1: it was, Um, I don't feel like everybody trusted us.
Speaker 1: When Dean and I said it's it's legitimately for everyone,
Speaker 1: it is like we really really think it is. And
Speaker 1: luckily Cinder each who funded our film understood that, and
Speaker 1: luckily twenty four really gets that and and has supported
Speaker 1: that kind of like you know, this thing is for everyone.
Speaker 1: I mean, I hope it can be absolutely absolutely. I
Speaker 1: mean that's the thing is. It's just like it's a
Speaker 1: specific thing and that Marcel the Shell with Susan, you'd
Speaker 1: be like if you didn't know what it was and
Speaker 1: you saw what it was, you'd be like, oh, that
Speaker 1: looks odd. And then when you watch it, it's actually
Speaker 1: quite a simple story about finding your family, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, and not want to change, being afraid
Speaker 1: of change. I mean, that is a universal story. It's
Speaker 1: and and also he's been through trauma, like you know,
Speaker 1: like that's really he's afraid because he knows what it's
Speaker 1: like to experience loss and he feels that lost coming
Speaker 1: in in both directions and he's got to face it.
Speaker 1: And I also want to say the relationship with the
Speaker 1: grandmother and Isabella Rossellini is so good. And I will
Speaker 1: say my favorite line reading in the whole thing is
Speaker 1: when they're being interviewed and they're talking about the fact
Speaker 1: that they love sixty Minutes and she just goes Leslie
Speaker 1: Show and Marcel well, yeah, she calls it the Leslie Shows.
Speaker 1: She loves Leslie Stall. And the fact that Leslie Stall
Speaker 1: becomes this thing in the movie. And even when Leslie
Speaker 1: comes in and they're like, how was the flight and
Speaker 1: she's like long, like I was, just like, it's just
Speaker 1: so funny to me, like that Leslie Stall gets this moment.
Speaker 1: I'm I love that. Yeah I do too, And I
Speaker 1: love how relaxed she was and that she just came
Speaker 1: on in and did it, and um, I just just
Speaker 1: love it. I like, really like when newscasters are in
Speaker 1: environments that are like created, but they're still themselves, Like
Speaker 1: have you guys seen I'm sure you have that Kate
Speaker 1: Berlance and John ear leaves me special when they have
Speaker 1: a Meredith ra like it's so I mean, everything about
Speaker 1: their special is excellent, and like it's just like really
Speaker 1: like I want to eat it like it eat it,
Speaker 1: like it's delectable. It's wonderful. They're they're just it's so great.
Speaker 1: And the Meredith Verra thing, but she's completely done. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she gets it. So man, these people were really funny,
Speaker 1: Like Meredith you can get she's really funny. We met
Speaker 1: Hoda and Jenna and from the Today Show and funny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's like really really I mean not that the other
Speaker 1: one is. And I'm just saying, who does the one
Speaker 1: that I've happened to me, um like more than once
Speaker 1: or something. And she's just so nice and like beautiful,
Speaker 1: like wow, she's a star. She she definitely carries the
Speaker 1: light and she looks at you. She looks at you
Speaker 1: when you're talking, and she has this way of making
Speaker 1: it seem like God, what inter thing And that's funny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just enough when she's talking. Yeah, just like and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna remember this forever. Yeah. Some people are so good
Speaker 1: at the nuances in their jobs that you wouldn't notice
Speaker 1: when you're just watching TV. But then like once you realize,
Speaker 1: like if you see, for example, like the inner workings
Speaker 1: of the Today Show, that's crazy, like it is like
Speaker 1: they're just cranking it out and it is it is
Speaker 1: so early in there, like a million things in there
Speaker 1: switched Like I was just on it a couple of
Speaker 1: weeks ago, and the segment before me was a topebag
Speaker 1: filled with wine, which is actually and then I also
Speaker 1: was a topebag all the line. But but like you know,
Speaker 1: they're just cranking it out, and then the people that
Speaker 1: can make it, you know, they really can still be
Speaker 1: tuned in and focused and not be like fake about it,
Speaker 1: but you know they're just like wow wow. I actually
Speaker 1: also feel that way about David Attenborough and his introductions
Speaker 1: the Morning The Morning Shows ing is like they tackle
Speaker 1: such disparity in their subjects. Liked well and that was
Speaker 1: of course a segment on sentient tornadoes. There killer tornadoes
Speaker 1: that can think. And now we have Matt Rogerson, thank
Speaker 1: you so much, coming up in the studio. We're gonna
Speaker 1: have a turtle race. These are two of Tallahassee's fastest
Speaker 1: turtles and we're gonna see which one wins. And then
Speaker 1: after that, of course Marsha get Harden. It's just like,
Speaker 1: what is going what is the through line here? But
Speaker 1: they do it all at the same quality. It is
Speaker 1: so like a county fair. It really like jelly how
Speaker 1: many jelly beans are in the jar. Plus you know,
Speaker 1: there's a new pig and like it's just like what
Speaker 1: you guys have to Yeah, yeah, oh my god. I
Speaker 1: mean the day I was on it, there there was
Speaker 1: this bag of wine. But also there was the dog
Speaker 1: who had one. Oh what a celebrity posed with it.
Speaker 1: And I just couldn't believe how big its head was.
Speaker 1: I didn't she was the blood type of dog had
Speaker 1: one this year. Oh yeah, that was big news that
Speaker 1: the blood he was. He was. Yeah, it was so
Speaker 1: sweet and I just was like like like I took
Speaker 1: picture with the dog. When we were there, we were
Speaker 1: leaving and Bryce s Alice Howard and DeLanda Wise from
Speaker 1: Jurassic World. We're coming, We're coming on and we're shuffling
Speaker 1: out from our segment. We just played like a silly
Speaker 1: game with them and we look at the two of us,
Speaker 1: look at the two of them, and they're the two
Speaker 1: They're so gorgeous, and literally they were like they were like, oh,
Speaker 1: we're so excited for your movie, and we were just
Speaker 1: like to them, yeah, we're so excited for your movie
Speaker 1: to Jurassic World. Yeah yeah, what are we all doing here? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: just it takes it all. It just takes it all
Speaker 1: in and yeah, and it's there every morning the Today Show.
Speaker 1: I mean, case in point, it's Vie Wade was overturned
Speaker 1: on the Bahamas Beach. You know what I mean. It's
Speaker 1: just that's what it is. I I question about, well,
Speaker 1: when brought up Isabella, how did you guys capture that
Speaker 1: like like like like with with the line like Leslie Show,
Speaker 1: Like how how was that audio captured? Because because because
Speaker 1: I know, I know, like I know a lot of
Speaker 1: them Marcel lines were like improvised and then scripted and
Speaker 1: then improvised and then sort of like there was just
Speaker 1: this like lovely process of like getting it down. But
Speaker 1: like in terms of like being were you in the
Speaker 1: room with you We're in the booth with Isabella. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well we were never in a booth. We recorded all
Speaker 1: like natural sound as natural as possible or like so
Speaker 1: like when we were in Nana Connie's garden, we were
Speaker 1: at Isabella's bar. Actually, like we truly like when I
Speaker 1: say we like stand next to the truth, we really
Speaker 1: did put like as much true things as we could
Speaker 1: into something that is ultimately like or created or whatever.
Speaker 1: But um so Isabella and I like you know, Dean
Speaker 1: and Nick would sometimes like come back after like something
Speaker 1: that had been improvised, or or just realizing there's like
Speaker 1: a kind of a hole in a conversation and like
Speaker 1: come with a few lines and be like this is this,
Speaker 1: and then Isabelle and I would maybe record that and
Speaker 1: then we would improvise off of that, and um and
Speaker 1: just you know, we never rehearsed. We just kind of
Speaker 1: like discussed what was important about the scene, and um,
Speaker 1: there is just so there's also like so many Isabella
Speaker 1: improvs that it's not doesn't didn't feel to me like
Speaker 1: improv when you're like like I was in the improv
Speaker 1: group in college, you know, and you like walk in
Speaker 1: and you're like, I'm the lady who brought the sneaky
Speaker 1: lunch or whatever. That's just set up or something, you
Speaker 1: know what you know that does anyone seemed like goddamn
Speaker 1: stand it, you know, and like that's the whole scene.
Speaker 1: Like this was more like they're just more sitting in
Speaker 1: these characters. Oh my gosh. Let me just digress for
Speaker 1: one second to say I love a gentle prank. I
Speaker 1: don't like ranks, like like like like insane ones. I
Speaker 1: think they're they're so weird, and I think pranksters are
Speaker 1: so weird. But I love a gentle one, Like I
Speaker 1: moved my dad's sandwich. Sometimes, like my dad will make
Speaker 1: a fan and then he goes like get a drink
Speaker 1: and I move. It so funny, it's just right right right, yeah,
Speaker 1: it just sort of bewilderment, like a slight embarrassment that
Speaker 1: also makes you feel, um, like you are special. So
Speaker 1: one thing I left to do to my husband just
Speaker 1: in terms of my lunch or a sandwich or whatever,
Speaker 1: is that now that you know we can have the
Speaker 1: windows open in Massachusetts summer or whatever. So we're driving
Speaker 1: and every time we're kind of at a stoplight but
Speaker 1: about to move so we won't have to sit there
Speaker 1: for a long time. But I just go, why did
Speaker 1: you eat my lunch? I wanted my lunch, and now
Speaker 1: you ate the whole thing, my sandwich, my chits, my drink,
Speaker 1: the vehicles, I have nothing, and I'm so hungry, and
Speaker 1: I just go on and it is, I mean, it
Speaker 1: is truly so funny because it's so clear that everybody
Speaker 1: looks they always look. And one time I did it
Speaker 1: right before the drawbridge went up in the town where
Speaker 1: we live. So then we were there and it was like, oh, no,
Speaker 1: this actually but anyway, um, we would just Isabelle and
Speaker 1: I would just be like having a conversation, That's what
Speaker 1: that was. And then like suddenly just become more comfortable
Speaker 1: with this made up thing that Dean and I and
Speaker 1: Nick really only know about. Like, you know, she she
Speaker 1: would have read the whole treatment, but you know, you
Speaker 1: would have. We would remind her like this is where
Speaker 1: we are in the story, and we caught lots of
Speaker 1: great improv like that. And then I also think Dean
Speaker 1: and Nick got really good at writing to her accent
Speaker 1: and the way that she uh, you know, she speaks
Speaker 1: Italian as her you know, like her first language, and
Speaker 1: so she makes us some like goofs that are really
Speaker 1: fun funny and um like he she even says like
Speaker 1: she means to say, I had to teach myself how
Speaker 1: to read, and she says like I had to talk
Speaker 1: to myself how and it's like, so like my own
Speaker 1: grandmother has an accent that and she has lots of
Speaker 1: mistakes like that, and it's like it's I love the
Speaker 1: explanation that she's from the garage. That's why she asked
Speaker 1: garage we haven't even asked anything questions. We have passed
Speaker 1: anything question Jenny Slate. So there's a central question of
Speaker 1: lost cultures, and that means it lives at the center
Speaker 1: of the podcast. And the question is what was the
Speaker 1: culture that made you say culture is for you? Okay?
Speaker 1: The thing that I centralized was like the central thing
Speaker 1: for me when that question pops up, and there are
Speaker 1: lots of a little like ding dongs hanging off of it.
Speaker 1: But there was a I guess you would call it
Speaker 1: a sketch or a scene or whatever on Sesame Street
Speaker 1: where Maria and Luise like dance like ballroom dancing, and
Speaker 1: Bob is dressed as Atlas um, and it's just really
Speaker 1: really fancy and um. You know, these also were people
Speaker 1: that I knew could be funny, and I just like,
Speaker 1: I really loved the ability to see them just as
Speaker 1: sort of like Ginger Rogers and fred As staring away
Speaker 1: and I just loved it. And I was like, you know,
Speaker 1: how set me stepould like repeat stuff, um, and they like, God,
Speaker 1: I hope that one comes on, but but off of that,
Speaker 1: you know, are like it just was a lot of
Speaker 1: like um, like Carol Burnett and Annie how like I
Speaker 1: actually found her to be and Ursula in The Little Mermaid.
Speaker 1: Like I loved people that were still attractive to me
Speaker 1: and they had like majorly defined style, but they weren't
Speaker 1: necessarily the main character but maybe the villain or maybe
Speaker 1: just on the side. Like I also loved Bernadette Peters
Speaker 1: and Annie, like how she just had all the necklaces
Speaker 1: and her tips and everything. Um. And I just always
Speaker 1: liked and Madeleine Khan um and like everything. But I
Speaker 1: really liked when I would be shown examples of people
Speaker 1: who were not just funny, um, but could also be
Speaker 1: a class act and unexpected. Like while I loved you know,
Speaker 1: like Uncle Buck starring John Candy, um, I really needed
Speaker 1: more than that. And I didn't identify with that at all.
Speaker 1: But when I saw like Pee Wee and how he
Speaker 1: always had his like sweet little gray suit on and
Speaker 1: looked the same way and had like his little bit
Speaker 1: of he always sort of had like almost orangey lipstick, um,
Speaker 1: like you know, like he had like kind of like
Speaker 1: a he had a face, like yeah, he really had
Speaker 1: like makeup on. And I just liked those examples because
Speaker 1: I always, um, I really wanted to dress up. You know,
Speaker 1: I still really enjoy that. And when I do stand up,
Speaker 1: I like to dress like it's a date and stuff
Speaker 1: like that. And yeah, and so that end of an
Speaker 1: album called Classic Crystal by the singer Crystal Gale. I
Speaker 1: don't I don't like country music really at all. I
Speaker 1: don't really, It's not like my thing. My sister loves it.
Speaker 1: I am not super country, but I love old school
Speaker 1: Crystal Gale. And she had like a long, long dark hair,
Speaker 1: long nails, and a picture of her on the back
Speaker 1: of the record. She was like, in what now is
Speaker 1: probably like you know what do they call that? Like
Speaker 1: prairie or something like you know what I mean, like
Speaker 1: like a cottage dress or something um with this insane cleavage,
Speaker 1: and she was on a sitting on like a twin
Speaker 1: beds like a well defined character with yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: completely get that. It's because you know it, I don't
Speaker 1: know it is this idea, uh, there is like an
Speaker 1: aspiration to it, you know what I mean, because like
Speaker 1: you want to grow up, and but you also want
Speaker 1: to be like funny. You don't want to you don't
Speaker 1: want to be everything. You want to be something you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Yeah, for sure, like funny And
Speaker 1: also have costumes, um like be really like just like
Speaker 1: Mortitia Adams, you know, like just really really in there.
Speaker 1: And I always felt like the funniness is like what
Speaker 1: you're fortune, that's what fortune gives you. That's like what
Speaker 1: you're you're blessed with if that's like your instinction. Also
Speaker 1: I think comes with like pain and often shyness and
Speaker 1: doubt of course. But then the costume is the prize
Speaker 1: that you get when you've been able to like, um,
Speaker 1: you know in a good way exploit your talent, that
Speaker 1: you get that costume and you get like included in
Speaker 1: like yeah, sorry, I meant you off. The costume is
Speaker 1: like the container or like the presentation literally and like
Speaker 1: and this like the first thing people see. Like that's why,
Speaker 1: like I don't get too hung up on people who
Speaker 1: are like obsessed with aesthetics or anything or about the
Speaker 1: way they look. Like I get it's the it's it's
Speaker 1: esthetics define how something is received in a way. And
Speaker 1: for and all these examples, I feel like it is
Speaker 1: pretty central to like the comedy or even with Marie
Speaker 1: and Louise, it's like, um, I feel like they were
Speaker 1: like the only like couple on Sesame Street, for like
Speaker 1: a long time, right, like human couple or a couple,
Speaker 1: and then I feel like Bob and Linda also film. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Bob and Linda. That's like a very like seventies after
Speaker 1: the nineties and onward. Like you know, there aren't really
Speaker 1: human romances or even like even like muppet romances on
Speaker 1: Sesame Street right for sure. I don't know if any
Speaker 1: muppet romances at all. There are like couples and companions
Speaker 1: big Burden, Snuffy and obviously Burden Ernie. Um. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that is something that like I honestly dream
Speaker 1: of doing, is to like have a show that is
Speaker 1: again like sort of talking referring back to what I
Speaker 1: said before, like anybody could watch it, Like you don't
Speaker 1: have to be a stoner to enjoy a show for kids,
Speaker 1: like it could be for everyone, but it is it
Speaker 1: is like maybe a show for children, but where I
Speaker 1: could be like a human with puppets, but have like
Speaker 1: a person who has expectionally you know, and like you know,
Speaker 1: like have that bet happened to my character? I think
Speaker 1: it's nice for kids to see um love unfold yea, yeah,
Speaker 1: I I honestly think like and whatever, like I understand
Speaker 1: why the sort of influx of like Disney films that
Speaker 1: are coming out now skip that part, but I think
Speaker 1: it's actually kind of nice, like to have a love story.
Speaker 1: And it feels like like like people are so hell
Speaker 1: bent on it being like no, this character is an
Speaker 1: individual and she's smart, and it's just like yes, completely,
Speaker 1: yeah that can be true, and she's all so different
Speaker 1: and unique and like it's like okay, we understand, but
Speaker 1: also like it's not bad to fall in love. It's
Speaker 1: also a movie, you know what I mean, Like everyone's
Speaker 1: watching and everyone understands that idea of like you know,
Speaker 1: like an unrequited thing or a love that's unexpected or
Speaker 1: and I just feel like sometimes like when I when
Speaker 1: I watched these new like these new animated movies where
Speaker 1: which which are seemingly trying to be for everyone, especially
Speaker 1: some of these Disney ones are so heavy. Um, I
Speaker 1: don't know if you feel like that, like you guys,
Speaker 1: but like, but sometimes I watched these newer ones and
Speaker 1: I'm like, wait, what's going on? Like I know that
Speaker 1: I know that there's a theme, but like where are
Speaker 1: the classic stories, Like where where are the love stories?
Speaker 1: Like I'm not seeing them, so I don't know if
Speaker 1: there's something very pure and nice about you saying a
Speaker 1: formative memory is watching these two just dance, you know,
Speaker 1: and look at each other and be in love. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's sex. Like we've had to kind of quit um
Speaker 1: on love or something like romantic love because like patriarchy
Speaker 1: and like just like being so crazy weird heateronormative stuff
Speaker 1: is like made it just be like we're not doing that.
Speaker 1: We're actually doing a thing about how adventure and like,
Speaker 1: you know, it's like okay, like just because Ariel like
Speaker 1: literally gave away her voice so she could have leg
Speaker 1: I know, like it doesn't mean me keep having to
Speaker 1: do that. Like we could stop, you know, we could
Speaker 1: just like find a different way to do it. But
Speaker 1: that's another thing that really I'm like, how do I
Speaker 1: I love a little mermaid? And now I'm just like
Speaker 1: this is such a weird message to show my daughter.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I love it. I think I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna have to just get into the conversation. But
Speaker 1: I think that's what it's about totally. I think I
Speaker 1: think that's there's that's there's an asterisk to be put
Speaker 1: on the thing, and and then I don't know, like
Speaker 1: my nieces are obsessed with Frozen and they understand that
Speaker 1: to be a movie about sisters. And I'm like perfect,
Speaker 1: like they can like they're smart enough to like take
Speaker 1: away the right messages. I don't know, I feel like
Speaker 1: I have not internalized too much about those movies, especially
Speaker 1: when it comes to love. I'm like, no, I know
Speaker 1: this is a fantasy, but you were also not a
Speaker 1: girl watching it, and so I I I understand, like,
Speaker 1: like we have a friend, our friend's Sudi like was
Speaker 1: not explicitly not allowed to watch those films because she
Speaker 1: had like an immigrant Iranian mother who saw it and
Speaker 1: was like, no, I know exactly what this is. All
Speaker 1: these little girls have like this gorgeous like you know,
Speaker 1: blonde hair whatever, like and I know what they're doing
Speaker 1: with Jasmine. They're trying to trick us, Like no, like
Speaker 1: it's just it's not happening. Look at her waist, look
Speaker 1: at it, the size of her eyes, Like the way
Speaker 1: she has drawn is crazy. It's like, yes, that is
Speaker 1: all true, but I don't know. I think that there
Speaker 1: is also something to the fact that like it's just
Speaker 1: about a conversation, you know what it's just about, Like
Speaker 1: you know, understanding these things are what they are and
Speaker 1: that everything I mean, then you can turn on a
Speaker 1: live action movie and you're not going to escape like
Speaker 1: the trappings of the times they were made in either.
Speaker 1: I mean, the other night we were in the Fire
Speaker 1: Island Pinds and we tried to watch um the movie
Speaker 1: Scary Movie, like just the first parody of like like
Speaker 1: and it was so crazy, Jenny, how like every single
Speaker 1: joke is either so racist, homophobic, misogeny, violence against women.
Speaker 1: There is no almost no comedy that would that would
Speaker 1: be placed today, and we're watching like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: And then the other day, UM, I do this other
Speaker 1: podcast called Max Movie Club, and um I watched She's
Speaker 1: All That and I was like, even this movie, it's
Speaker 1: just like it's so crazy, how like just like, but
Speaker 1: He's gay is like a full It's like it's like
Speaker 1: a bring the house down barn burner punchline to the
Speaker 1: point where it's just like you just can't show anything
Speaker 1: if if you're I actually think it's an opportunity, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, to be like, this was made
Speaker 1: then in a time when you could say something like that,
Speaker 1: but we've we've evolved, Like I think it's like a
Speaker 1: worthwhile tool. Yeah, I think so too. And I also
Speaker 1: think you can't just be like, well, we're not. I mean,
Speaker 1: there are some things that you're like that is really gross,
Speaker 1: like or that's way too violent or whatever for a
Speaker 1: little kid, and some stuff you're like, I don't want that,
Speaker 1: But like The Little Mermaid, which has a lot of
Speaker 1: delight in it and great songs and it looks beautiful
Speaker 1: and under the Sea is so fun to be just
Speaker 1: like under the Ocean, it's so weird to you know,
Speaker 1: like be like I don't even think that I'm capable
Speaker 1: of discussing with my daughter when she's old enough to
Speaker 1: watch this, like why some of this is awesome and
Speaker 1: like asking her, like how do you feel about that
Speaker 1: deal that she makes? Yeah? You know, she's like, I
Speaker 1: would make the deal to tomorrow. God. I remember as
Speaker 1: a little kid being like what I make the deal? Like,
Speaker 1: you know, like I wanted to fall in love so
Speaker 1: badly and to have like boobs and stuff, and like,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think like like culture will always
Speaker 1: like have an impact, but it's like the people that
Speaker 1: especially if like you're a kid and you can have
Speaker 1: even one adult that's like cool to you and you
Speaker 1: trust and you feel attached to that. They're like, this
Speaker 1: is actually like more complex and that let's discussed, and
Speaker 1: I think you can you know, you cannot get into
Speaker 1: where you need to be. You need someone to tell
Speaker 1: you not to put a fork in your hair, because
Speaker 1: that was what I was doing. Yeah. I was like
Speaker 1: at the table, like, oh my God, with the ship
Speaker 1: in my hair. And my mom was like, oh Jesus,
Speaker 1: like I spent my college years honking on a snarp flat.
Speaker 1: If you know what I mean, You're gonna get food
Speaker 1: poisoning quote unquote. Let's move on. Should we move on
Speaker 1: to I Don't Think so, honey? Yeah? Okay, So this
Speaker 1: is when we move on to the incredible segment Jenny
Speaker 1: on our podcast called I Don't Think So honey. It
Speaker 1: is at the second segment that we do, but we
Speaker 1: just sort of rant and rave against something in pop
Speaker 1: culture or culture at large, whatever is really grinding your
Speaker 1: gears as they say, when did they start saying that?
Speaker 1: And when did they stop about grinding your gears? Bow Like,
Speaker 1: where did that come from? An ice? I used it
Speaker 1: as an expression a lot when I describe it to think,
Speaker 1: I think it originates from the labor movement really grind
Speaker 1: grinds the labor movement. That's a good fault. Um. Actually,
Speaker 1: So I'm home right now, and I actually asked my
Speaker 1: mother what her I don't think, so, honey, would be
Speaker 1: And you know what she says that. She said, well,
Speaker 1: I've been thinking about this. It's people feeding damn seagulls.
Speaker 1: So she's still and it's the thing with her Jenny's
Speaker 1: seagulls at the beach, what she calls damn birds. They
Speaker 1: love my mom. They take her food. They She's has
Speaker 1: a war with the seguels every time she goes down there.
Speaker 1: So I just wanted to let all the readers know
Speaker 1: this is still a problem in Katrina Rogers's life. She
Speaker 1: sleat war with this eagues when she goes down to
Speaker 1: field five. But I have a different one. I'll tell
Speaker 1: this is this is Matt Rodgers. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: His time starts now. I don't think so honey. Gay man,
Speaker 1: I don't want to see any of you anymore this month.
Speaker 1: I don't want to smell you, I don't want to
Speaker 1: talk to you. I'm over it. I don't think so honey.
Speaker 1: The things you say, the things you do. Speaking of
Speaker 1: being down at the beach, you all litter. I just
Speaker 1: had the blind and the way that you all throw
Speaker 1: things everywhere. It's so disgusting. I'm not sucking any of
Speaker 1: you ever. Again. I'm really gonna work hard on a heterosexuality.
Speaker 1: I think it could be a good move for me,
Speaker 1: not just in my life, but in my career. I
Speaker 1: think it would diverse me. Um. Shout out to all
Speaker 1: casting directors. I am straight. Now consider for your considerations.
Speaker 1: They say, um, I don't think so, honey, gay man. Um.
Speaker 1: When I have sex with you, I become I don't
Speaker 1: think so honey, gay men. Um. It seems like we're
Speaker 1: all sort of dropping like dominoes. These I don't know
Speaker 1: what to say. I don't think so any gay men.
Speaker 1: The pines were loud and crowded, and I have trauma
Speaker 1: now from I don't want to talk about the Fire
Speaker 1: Island Pines again a day in my life. I've talked
Speaker 1: about it because of this movie, because of this vacation.
Speaker 1: I'm done with gay men and the pines. I don't
Speaker 1: think honey. And that's one minute. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: didn't know it was like she friends with them. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry and that was that was that wasn't me killing
Speaker 1: you too? Like you? Why aren't you The closest friend
Speaker 1: is a gay man? It's so true. I mean I
Speaker 1: didn't know. I was like, oh, was it supposed to
Speaker 1: be like clean audio? And so I was like leaning
Speaker 1: back and likenching because I was like, your closest friend
Speaker 1: the most she really is. Well, he's gay and should
Speaker 1: stay far away from me. I'm done with them, at
Speaker 1: least for the month of July. I'm seriously hang on
Speaker 1: to hang up with only my sweet girlfriends. That's a
Speaker 1: oh my god. Just one month, just one month, and
Speaker 1: then I'll come back. You want to make it through July?
Speaker 1: Know me? Well, listen bow, are you ready? I'm ready. Oh.
Speaker 1: By the way, gay Leeman has one of the I
Speaker 1: think made the first ever joke about the algorithm knowing
Speaker 1: you're gay. And now everyone now everyone's making that joke.
Speaker 1: Oh my algorithm knows I'm gay. Gabe Leeman, you're passionate
Speaker 1: to check. Gabelen wrote, Yeah, he had that joke forever ago,
Speaker 1: and it would be like about how one of the
Speaker 1: one of the lines I remember from it is like
Speaker 1: that he's like pulling up his uh. I mean now
Speaker 1: it honestly just is like oh yeah, of course. But
Speaker 1: like at that time, it was like he's like, I'm
Speaker 1: pulling out my Facebook page and on the side, yeahs
Speaker 1: for sale. I go. I went on my Instagram now
Speaker 1: in my my discovered page, and I don't know what
Speaker 1: the algorithm thinks about, but it's only pictures of Andrew Garfield,
Speaker 1: only pictures of him. By the way, speaking of Instagram,
Speaker 1: I just picked up my phone to time you boone
Speaker 1: yang and open to the announcement of Leah Michelle and
Speaker 1: they are going to be amazing. And Leah, that's a great,
Speaker 1: great gas Lea Michelle as Fanny Bryce and Telva Felt
Speaker 1: as Mrs Press beginning in September. God, that's a that's
Speaker 1: a no brainer. It's almost one of those things that happens.
Speaker 1: You're like, why didn't it already happen? You know, like that,
Speaker 1: like why didn't they are already do that? You know,
Speaker 1: many are asking that were we saying for like a while,
Speaker 1: weren't people saying? Lea Michelle is like that is like
Speaker 1: are you know could be early? Yeah, that's what they
Speaker 1: were saying. And then um, I think that she's I
Speaker 1: think she stepped in it a couple of times. But
Speaker 1: now she's going to get an opportunity to, you know,
Speaker 1: be Fanny Bryce. But she's been auditioning for for I
Speaker 1: look forward to seeing it, um yeah, bo Yang, not
Speaker 1: as my just I look forward to seeing you. I
Speaker 1: don't think so well then, I don't think so hony.
Speaker 1: Time starts now, I don't think so hony. Hotel rooms
Speaker 1: not already having toothpaste. If I don't always need an iron,
Speaker 1: I don't always need a bathroom, I sure as hell
Speaker 1: don't need a bible in the drawer on the nightstand.
Speaker 1: What I do need is toothpaste, and not the kind
Speaker 1: of toothpaste for when you call down to the front
Speaker 1: desk they give you that little tube of chalk that's
Speaker 1: designed for the military. Okay, I need a pulgate, a crest.
Speaker 1: I'll take one of those or disgustingly flavored toothpaste that
Speaker 1: lot do you and say they're peppermint spearmint, when no,
Speaker 1: they just taste like nothing. I want premium toothpaste. If
Speaker 1: I'm paying for something, some something a little bit, I'm
Speaker 1: making a little bit of a spec. Hotel rooms need
Speaker 1: to do this, and this is a sequel to I
Speaker 1: don't think sony about hotel rooms needing bigger trash cans.
Speaker 1: They also need ca in the room. Okay, I need
Speaker 1: toothpaste in the room, and then I will and then
Speaker 1: I'll never leave. I'll never leave. I'll pay you all
Speaker 1: the money in the world. And that's one minute you're
Speaker 1: literally dead on. And I also want to add add
Speaker 1: to this hotel rooms, I don't need the TV on
Speaker 1: when I walk in that crazy when it's like hello,
Speaker 1: miss miss late, I'm like, no, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't think it's thinking, so I don't think so. And also,
Speaker 1: how about this, If you're gonna have the TV on,
Speaker 1: have the remote in a place where I can find
Speaker 1: it so I can turn it off. I have to
Speaker 1: look all over the damn room for the damn god remote, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what, And I mean I haven't. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey about something that's pretty specific in my life.
Speaker 1: But just to piggyback on Bowen's I think it's weird
Speaker 1: now how they will not stalk the mini fridge. I'm like, like,
Speaker 1: just why is this empty? Like it's so just it's like, actually,
Speaker 1: there's kind of nothing worse than an like the empty
Speaker 1: mini fridge. It's like sort of like smelling a birth
Speaker 1: or something like. It's like it's a shocking like when
Speaker 1: when you're like, okay, it doesn't look right. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: I'll this is bad. It's like it feels like it
Speaker 1: feels like a bad vibe, like it's just not good.
Speaker 1: And it's like just put literally put like a Coca
Speaker 1: Cola in here and charge me nine dollars and then
Speaker 1: I'll be like, absolutely not. I'm not paying nine dollars,
Speaker 1: but I want the right to give myself like a
Speaker 1: weird treat that I could get for um, you know,
Speaker 1: one fifty at the store in the lobby. I just
Speaker 1: don't like it when they do that. It burst the bubble. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I feel like, oh, I guess it is still
Speaker 1: the pandemic, and you know what it is like it is,
Speaker 1: but I never go back when I when I when
Speaker 1: I go to a hotel, when a hotel room and
Speaker 1: nothing is stocked, and I'm like, well, I'm never coming
Speaker 1: back coming back. That's why that's why I maintain my
Speaker 1: stays at the Ace Hotel and when I'm feeling fancy
Speaker 1: the Bowery Hotel. Oh yeah, I love that and that
Speaker 1: they're they're like, I like when a hotel is like, well,
Speaker 1: we actually left a chocolate bar out for you, because
Speaker 1: we're so fancy that we like just let our chocolate
Speaker 1: be taken. You know, it's like, Okay, now I'm really
Speaker 1: on vacations. Okay, Jenny has a hard in a couple
Speaker 1: of minutes. So let's that's true. That's true. Let's get
Speaker 1: to the I don't think so honey. Okay, okay, this
Speaker 1: is Jenny, this is Jenny Slates. I don't think so honey.
Speaker 1: Her time starts now. I don't think so honey. Babies
Speaker 1: are flirting with you. No, they're not. I really really
Speaker 1: don't like that when my daughter like just like smiles
Speaker 1: at a person and they're like, oh, she's a little
Speaker 1: flirt it's not. Actually, don't sexualize my baby. Like and
Speaker 1: when they do it and they're like, oh, she's flirty,
Speaker 1: she's flirty, I want to be like, yeah, she's super
Speaker 1: fucking horny right now, Like she wants to find someone.
Speaker 1: That's why she's doing that. That's why she's smiling. Thanks
Speaker 1: for like stepping on her first instinct to just connect
Speaker 1: and be kind of impertately sexualizing her. That just absolutely
Speaker 1: kills me. Like Auntie's little flirt like shirt with that
Speaker 1: on it. It's like, no, you don't, don't do that.
Speaker 1: My baby is not quoting with you. She's just nice.
Speaker 1: You're lucky that she even smiled to you. And now
Speaker 1: I have to take her away because you're so gross.
Speaker 1: And adding on to that when I'm wearing her on
Speaker 1: my body, the old white men that are like the roll,
Speaker 1: it's like not for me. And you've been carried around
Speaker 1: by culture your entire life. That's really all I have
Speaker 1: to say. One minute studying and you said that you
Speaker 1: were you said that you wouldn't get the pattern or whatever.
Speaker 1: This is also this as an addendum to pay you
Speaker 1: back off of your I don't think so, honey, don't
Speaker 1: ever call a baby. Oh she's going to be a
Speaker 1: heartbreaker when she grows up. Stop it's disgusting. Sometimes I
Speaker 1: get the like, oh, tell my wife, I'm fallen in
Speaker 1: love with another woman. It's like a baby, what are you?
Speaker 1: Why do you need to do that? Why can't you
Speaker 1: just like the baby as a baby, like you know,
Speaker 1: but you that actually how about this? Hey, I like
Speaker 1: the way your baby is smiling? Yeah, how about cute
Speaker 1: baby with its new smile because it's a year and
Speaker 1: a half old. Cute new baby baby, it's new, it's
Speaker 1: new in life. Hey, nice new baby. Yeah, hey there's
Speaker 1: your baby. Okay, across the room say, I appreciate the
Speaker 1: fact you have a baby. That's all period, that's it.
Speaker 1: And no, I don't want to wear you on my body,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? That is the implications there
Speaker 1: are psychatic. And then then my husband was telling me
Speaker 1: that when he wears, when he would wear our daughter around,
Speaker 1: that that actually that men would say that to him
Speaker 1: as well, like that looks comfortable, and that he was like,
Speaker 1: you think it would be comfortable, like you stra to
Speaker 1: be on me? I mean okay, I mean okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I want to wear shirt now that says Auntie's little
Speaker 1: flirt though, Oh I just can't. Like I even have
Speaker 1: sort of a thing when babies were like skulls and
Speaker 1: Camo'm like what why why Camo? Oh you're like a
Speaker 1: tough baby baby. Yeah, I mean, you know, like I
Speaker 1: just in the Marcelle movie there's just a rant that
Speaker 1: I just did in character as Marcel. It's my own
Speaker 1: personal feelings about like people who like are bragging about
Speaker 1: how they like love to sign their emails. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: none of that's bad. I I heard recently that somebody
Speaker 1: got a really nice note from someone that they said peace,
Speaker 1: and then I felt more war. I'm the big war person,
Speaker 1: you know. I signed all my personal letters war. What
Speaker 1: the begin, Marcelf, Because everybody leaders, you gotta see it.
Speaker 1: You're you're actually hired back as publicists again. These are
Speaker 1: our listeners, Johnny, please go see the show. It makes
Speaker 1: it different. Please see it. Yeah, we are like an
Speaker 1: all word of mouth campaign, meaning, like the movie, it
Speaker 1: will expand nationwide, but it only does if actually, like
Speaker 1: people literally tell their friends and you gotta gotta go.
Speaker 1: You gotta go, everybody. It's really great. It'll make you laugh,
Speaker 1: it'll make you cry, and um, it's just great. And
Speaker 1: you're really are the best. We were so excited to
Speaker 1: meet you, and we're so I hope this is a
Speaker 1: lifelong friendship. I don't see the way, I really do hope.
Speaker 1: So I really this is just the beginning. Let the
Speaker 1: battles begin, Let the friendships begin. You said it, I
Speaker 1: literally did. Wonderful. Let's make a date to go see
Speaker 1: um Girl starring Lea Michelle. Yes, absolutely putting it out
Speaker 1: there and it all right. Well bowen, We end every
Speaker 1: episode with a song, Boy, you come, my heart beat
Speaker 1: running up a little way like a like a drum
Speaker 1: where you hit out, cancel the boom boom boom blame
Speaker 1: boom bass, God base boom bo boom boom boom, boom
Speaker 1: boom bass Amazeless. To hear more of that, think Friday
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