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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episodels on your host, Kevin Paul

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Speaker 1: gets back, Kevin, what's that? No, sorry, I'm afraid that

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Speaker 1: crect correct answer was Colonel Mustard with the candlestick and

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Speaker 1: the shiitter. How I digress. Let's meet our chemist shot

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Speaker 1: in no particular order to say hello to Chris Alvarado. Chris,

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Speaker 1: kiss the girls and make them crying? Alvarado? What will

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Speaker 1: be written on your tunes? Just thinking up now for

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Speaker 1: the first time, I think that's pretty great. You live

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Speaker 1: in your life. Yeah, you know you need to think

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Speaker 1: about this. Yeah, come back to me. Okay, in a

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Speaker 1: couple of years, Just a couple of years, That's what

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Speaker 1: I's gonna say. On your creves. Come back to a

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Speaker 1: couple of years. Asterix like wistful sigh, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean. You're like, hey Joey, Yeah, stand I like it.

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Speaker 1: I like the contribution. Yeah, if I Joey killed me

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Speaker 1: park the car it's Caroline Cater Mrs Poop. Let's play

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Speaker 1: the pyramid. Things over easy with toast. Things you paint

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Speaker 1: so the easter bunny won't eat your face. Things come

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Speaker 1: out of a chicken's cloaca. Have you ever played the pyramid.

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Speaker 1: Just say one thing, thank you. That's take the train.

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Speaker 1: Here's James Heeney, I dream of Heeny. Can you please

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Speaker 1: tell me your favorite dinner item? My favorite dinner item.

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Speaker 1: This is going to turn into a long, trolling thing

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Speaker 1: and then I'm never gonna be Just say what it is,

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Speaker 1: ram noodles. I could make so many recipes with ramen.

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Speaker 1: I use ramen as the backbone of almost every your favor, well,

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Speaker 1: the noodles themselves, I don't care about it's the thing.

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Speaker 1: It's just that you need to put it on something.

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Speaker 1: And rama noodles the thing that's in commonplace, and to

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Speaker 1: put in the rama noodles always gonna have green onions.

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Speaker 1: But that's first, okay, third favorite salary, So just dreen things. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: it's Jessica, miss Low. If not your parents, who told

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Speaker 1: you about the so called birds and the bees? My

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Speaker 1: friend Lucia? Yeah, how did Lucia explain any of it?

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Speaker 1: Um with some diagrams? Yeah? I was too young? Well,

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Speaker 1: and last, your eyes cream always be frozen solid if

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Speaker 1: you think at least it's Joey Greer j fatone Gene.

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Speaker 1: What when was the last time you caught a fish?

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Speaker 1: And why It was actually in the Keys, Florida fucking keys,

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Speaker 1: uh not in the Key January. Second, it was my

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Speaker 1: brother in law Andy, and we caught a bonnet head shark.

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Speaker 1: Bonnet head? Is that what they're wearing? A little bonnet

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Speaker 1: little head? Was that a catching release or you guys

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Speaker 1: to release catching that? But when I caught it, I

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Speaker 1: was like listening, piece of fucking ship and gave it

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Speaker 1: a little talking to lucky bitch and then so that

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Speaker 1: it would appreciate it's a new found freedom exactly, and

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Speaker 1: spread the word maybe if you hadn't hooked it in

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Speaker 1: the first place. Not my phone, fine, not your fault.

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Speaker 1: Eat my food, all right, let's do the damn show

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Speaker 1: had a sandwich on there. Almost all of our scene

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Speaker 1: comes from Patron v i P. Nicholas Muscarell, little French

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Speaker 1: boy who wrote front House Murder Mystery. If how plays suspected,

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Speaker 1: all the chads are suspect. Singma sangma sigma sigma sigmaga

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Speaker 1: sigma sigma. Listen, pledges, listen, it's not attention attention pledge.

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Speaker 1: Listen not pledges. Listen up attention not pledge. You're the

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Speaker 1: one that's interrupting yourself. Sigma sigma sigma sigma sigma sigma

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Speaker 1: sigma sigma attention. We have one more task before you

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Speaker 1: are a sigma sigma sigma, and you better do it

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Speaker 1: right here. You can touch each other. Kyle, you have

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Speaker 1: been warned by man. You have been warned man. All right,

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Speaker 1: you have one more task to do and then you're in.

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Speaker 1: Are we all? We all become officially chads at that point?

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Speaker 1: Uh huh take your finger into my mouth. Oh I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I thought that was a button. All right, listen, nap okay.

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Speaker 1: Now I have the ancient tuma sigma sigma sigma sigma

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Speaker 1: inside it. We are going to recite the ancient Latin phrases.

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Speaker 1: That's gonna open a portal. That portal, we'll have a

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Speaker 1: demon on the other side. You're one of you will

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Speaker 1: be with that demon. You understanding. What's that mean? Listen up, listen.

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Speaker 1: Now we're gonna lock the door, bar the windows and

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Speaker 1: make sure that nobody can come in or out. And yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's pretty serious. Yeah, your cell phones will not work. No,

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Speaker 1: listen up, Kyle, you've been warned. All right, Kyle's touching

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Speaker 1: my butt, Kyle your pledge. All right, I don't want

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Speaker 1: him to stop. Okay, Lucas what you've been warned? Now,

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Speaker 1: I'm legacy warn me again. I don't only get you

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Speaker 1: so far. My dad founded this college. Oh all right,

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Speaker 1: let's read from the book. Donny. I'm not good at Latin. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we talk. Sorry, sorry, go on. It's just vocal lot

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Speaker 1: to t singing roll. You're supposed to repeat after me

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Speaker 1: singo dog sol roll been ADICI hero or a right

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Speaker 1: one of you as demon inside him? All right, it's

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Speaker 1: obviously Vocus. We don't know, probably Lucas. Sorry, it's happening.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go downstairs to the party room again, hammered,

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Speaker 1: all right, you till you have until soon rise to

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Speaker 1: figure it out. It's Lucas. It's Lucas, Johnny, Kyle, Kyle, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's obviously Lucas, right, Yeah, his eyes are bleeding and

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Speaker 1: suddenly all his teeth are sharp. But wait, wait, I

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Speaker 1: don't even know what a legacy. He's a legacy. Maybe

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Speaker 1: this is a trick, maybe there's a demon, but really

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Speaker 1: it is. Oh my god, do you think we should

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Speaker 1: cover to Sigma Segma, Sigma Segma, do little prank? Yes,

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Speaker 1: what's right? I don't know. Maybe we should go over

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Speaker 1: there and like light the house on fire. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: that's great, something like that. I'm sorry, I'm crazy. I'm

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Speaker 1: just a sucking bit. I mean, you're a kafa. You're

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Speaker 1: acting like a delta. But I don't see that. I

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Speaker 1: don't ever say that. You understand that, don't ever say that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: look at these are two bullet wounds. All right, you

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Speaker 1: see that shot myself. Don't think I'm not sucking crazy?

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Speaker 1: All right? Oh someone being mung delivery to uh to guest?

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Speaker 1: Is this? These are two gas? I guess they're cans,

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Speaker 1: but they're not. Okay, hold on a second dash for gas? Can?

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Speaker 1: Did I order that with my somebody ordered? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Somebody's got to pay for here right now? Me? Right? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: These are them and they're full. Careful not to move

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Speaker 1: too quickly spoash your name? Oh my name is Terry.

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Speaker 1: What are you doing for the rest of my gas?

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Speaker 1: Those are buckets of gas. I didn't have a traditional can,

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Speaker 1: so to stand down. I'm getting Terry. It's Terry, Terry,

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Speaker 1: where are you doing well? I work for Dorty ash

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Speaker 1: and I'm just delivering different you know, odds and ends.

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Speaker 1: And would you do my dash? What would you commit

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Speaker 1: and take care of my dash? Yeah, Terry, that's our

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Speaker 1: house mom, and she's real horny. You better fix that.

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Speaker 1: You better fix that. Yeah, like, are you talking about dashboard?

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Speaker 1: All right? Donny? Donny listen? Wait, what the fun's your

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Speaker 1: name's Terry? That? Yeah? Yeah, it's approved, Kyle, Yeah, all right?

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Speaker 1: We all aboard here? Yeah, I lost your Sorry, I've

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Speaker 1: never seen somebody said it's been all the way around. Bro, Listen,

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Speaker 1: I'm still not convinced. Lucas, let's hear him out. Lucas,

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Speaker 1: are you the demon? And then never will come to

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Speaker 1: you when you least expected? Here's how does green liquid

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Speaker 1: that dark coming home? So many questions, The only questions

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Speaker 1: you gotta ask yourself as how do I become a chad?

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Speaker 1: Oh that's true. I want to a child, Kyle, stop

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Speaker 1: grabbing and butts just like it. Yeah, I was buying

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Speaker 1: this gas land from you the other day and no lid,

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Speaker 1: all right, and and that sliss lost everywhere and got

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Speaker 1: in my car. My car exploaded, okay, slosh out because

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Speaker 1: there was no goddamn lit no lid on your gas cap. No,

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Speaker 1: I guess I got a bucket a gasoline from you.

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Speaker 1: What's wrong with you? Huh? I'm just trying to paint

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Speaker 1: the picture. Oh, why don't you past a little bit

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Speaker 1: of gasoline drinking? Yeah, I've been drinking. Okay, I've been

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Speaker 1: huffing that gasoline. Isn't the guy back in my car

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Speaker 1: because there's no w What do you want from this? Hey? Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm the manager here. Welcome to bucket O gas. What

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Speaker 1: can I do for you? Hell, I've been talking to

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Speaker 1: that Yeah. Oh see, your last name is just manager.

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Speaker 1: Yeah okay, but then my mistake, my mistake. This is

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Speaker 1: Steve Manager. You're the manager. The manager, Yeah, okay, that's confusing.

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Speaker 1: The manager. Wait say last name is cashier. Yeah okay,

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Speaker 1: but you're the manager's and the manager asshole with the problem. Alright, alright,

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Speaker 1: no Italian, Yes it is well, okay, cool, all right,

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Speaker 1: what's the issue? What the issue is? Man? Are you

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Speaker 1: the cashier managing Alan cash? Here near the cash manage?

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Speaker 1: You're at large? This is Steve Man, Steve manager the cashier. Okay,

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Speaker 1: well then I'll just talk to both to you because

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Speaker 1: don't know the fine? What's the issue? Getting very tired

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Speaker 1: of this? Oh mom, getting tired too, because I'm huffing

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Speaker 1: a lot of you. That's your man. Alright, I've got

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Speaker 1: two buckets of gas from you ship. I guess on

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Speaker 1: my car exploded in all right. That happens all the time.

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Speaker 1: You fix it. No, don't have to fix it. I

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Speaker 1: know what you do. You know what doesn't matter? Bucket

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Speaker 1: the chicken to the lid. I can't see you get

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Speaker 1: a bucket of chicken. So that's lit on it? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: how a chicken is slishing in your life? Chick? But

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Speaker 1: you want to jump here? You you're in, oh, Greg position?

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Speaker 1: Am I gonna go? No? Front of the house? The house?

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Speaker 1: Ye silling talking? All right. I don't want to scare

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Speaker 1: you guys, all right, but I feel like the demons

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Speaker 1: maybe inside of me. But you're acting so norm I know,

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Speaker 1: but I feel it like if you think about it.

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Speaker 1: You're feeling maybe, yeah, see Lucas. I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: really think it's Lucas. I don't know, Kyle, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Like I've been feeling like pretty nauseous after like round

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Speaker 1: four of our pledge week, and I just maybe I'm

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Speaker 1: sitting Maybe it's in me, or maybe it's in all

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Speaker 1: of us. I think it really looks like it's mostly

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Speaker 1: it could be partly inside many of us. Okay, Damon seven,

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Speaker 1: if the Devil will see you, Demon number seven, I'm

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Speaker 1: going to be sending you down to a frat house. Wait,

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Speaker 1: I'm going down it's below ll actually wait, let me

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Speaker 1: think about this. No, we're going to be sending you

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Speaker 1: up to a frat house. But it will be I'm

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Speaker 1: absolutely positive. Same baby, been so stress lately. Sorry, there's

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Speaker 1: just a lot going on. No, you just want to

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Speaker 1: end the world. I know it's this doesn't seem to

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Speaker 1: happen this fast as I crazy. Yeah, you know, Satan,

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Speaker 1: I just I miss the old you. Maybe should just

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Speaker 1: give this up and just torture people like, No, I

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Speaker 1: haven't changed. No, you have changed, Yes you have You've changed,

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Speaker 1: and shot I have changed. I got horns on my back.

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Speaker 1: You thought I thought you liked those. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I just look, you know what, Honestly I changed for you,

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Speaker 1: and I regret it because I didn't change for me.

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Speaker 1: Really yeah, really, well, why don't you just go up

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Speaker 1: to heaven and tell them how you like it? My

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Speaker 1: ass will never go back there. Then you better straight

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Speaker 1: up your attitude. What's gonna happen? Huh? Straight to heaven? Stop?

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Speaker 1: Don't give you that goddamn stairway Sigma sigma s sig.

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Speaker 1: What's up? Did y'all figure out who the demo was? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I think based on based on a couple of things,

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Speaker 1: we all think it's Johnny. Yeah, all right, Well here's

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Speaker 1: a shaker dag or stabbing in the heart. Sorry, all right,

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Speaker 1: made no sense. You know. Okay, well maybe we can

415
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:05,639
Speaker 1: just be partners in this thing. This is what I

416
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 1: want to do. Okay, Okay, I gotta keep calling you

417
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:11,920
Speaker 1: a cockroach. It's really it's like really hurting my feelings,

418
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:15,119
Speaker 1: like good good, it's breaking me down, good good good. Okay,

419
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:18,040
Speaker 1: because the further you get broken, and the quicker you do,

420
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:23,399
Speaker 1: the faster you'll get. All right, can we stop burning?

421
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:26,720
Speaker 1: Just me? I feel like I can take the cockroach

422
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 1: thing and I'll rise to the ranks and we can

423
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:31,960
Speaker 1: lead together. But I can't burn myself anymore. Damien George

424
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:38,240
Speaker 1: James James. Hey, sorry the name of the Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry,

425
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:42,119
Speaker 1: And here are the coffees. There you are there, you

426
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:48,480
Speaker 1: are there, you are there. I get it, you know everybody.

427
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:50,359
Speaker 1: I get it. I really get it now, Thank you

428
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:53,399
Speaker 1: so much. Take your pants off. I get it already,

429
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 1: I understand. I'm like, I'm in, I'm in, and I

430
00:26:56,880 --> 00:27:00,520
Speaker 1: feel it, and I thank you. Damien George Bradley, Bradley,

431
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:05,560
Speaker 1: Brandon Brandon. Yes, you didn't even know your own names

432
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:09,359
Speaker 1: because because I'm so, I'm so part of this group now,

433
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 1: living in doubt. Take your pants all right, I'll prove

434
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:15,399
Speaker 1: that I'm not living in down. He's becoming someone else pants?

435
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:17,440
Speaker 1: What do you? What do you hold on? I'm not

436
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:19,119
Speaker 1: taking them off all the way, I'm pulling them back

437
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:23,440
Speaker 1: up once. I've never seen a penis before. That's why

438
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 1: I said he doesn't wear underwear. I go back to

439
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:32,200
Speaker 1: that coffee bean and get us six more ice coffees,

440
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:40,080
Speaker 1: room for milk. Can tell me yeah, yeah, he gets it,

441
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:46,959
Speaker 1: he gets it. What do we do? The cockroach? Alight,

442
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:49,920
Speaker 1: have a cockroach? I have a cockroach. I'd like you

443
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:55,239
Speaker 1: to go in salitary confinement. What I'm a cockroach? That's right,

444
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:59,080
Speaker 1: cockroachers living the darkness and in boxing snug serrettes. Okay,

445
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,119
Speaker 1: we got a whole bunch of We got cartons of

446
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:04,920
Speaker 1: cigarette fred smoke in there. You will, okay, you will?

447
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:12,200
Speaker 1: All right, bye, Let's get back to that Timber song. Timber.

448
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:19,400
Speaker 1: Hey man, you got you cannot come in here, man,

449
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,479
Speaker 1: I need this. You can't, Hey man, come on your

450
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 1: naked man. You can't come on, man, come on, come on.

451
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 1: Just getting the coffee? Fine, fine, thank you, Brenda. Also,

452
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 1: I want to extend an invitation to you to what

453
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 1: just look look across the street, those those good looking

454
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,600
Speaker 1: people hue the other in the circle singing. Yeah, you're

455
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:42,920
Speaker 1: singing a song about Timber. Okay, it's kind of like

456
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:44,880
Speaker 1: a I don't want to see the used to work cult,

457
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:47,960
Speaker 1: but it's a definite cult. I'll go, all right, let's go,

458
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:49,960
Speaker 1: let's do it. Hey, do you think we need creaming

459
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 1: these ice coffees. You tell me, Hey, guys, good news.

460
00:28:56,640 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 1: Got the guy's coffees, and I brought this guy. Hey, hi, hi,

461
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:12,479
Speaker 1: so hey, h this is our leader. Hey, where's where's

462
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 1: the cockroach? He's in the box solitary you can find

463
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:23,080
Speaker 1: holy ship. He's not doing well. You know what? Won't

464
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:27,720
Speaker 1: we let that box on far? Oh? The cigarettes? Like

465
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,960
Speaker 1: the whole box. So the whole box. I like that?

466
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:32,680
Speaker 1: You know what? Why don't you go over to gas

467
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:36,080
Speaker 1: boys and get us some podcast? Got it? What's it called?

468
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 1: The guest store? Some gas? I drive a jeep Wrangler.

469
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 1: They'll fit in the back yea. And that same number

470
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:59,360
Speaker 1: two number three comes to Adrian v I p Andy,

471
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:03,200
Speaker 1: wh how do you from San Antonio? I'm working on

472
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 1: catching up on your back catalog and have reached the

473
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 1: point where you mentioned Patreon supporters being able to submit

474
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:15,160
Speaker 1: a question or request. Until very recently, I thought this

475
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:21,240
Speaker 1: was an instruction to submit a question or a quest. Huh,

476
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:25,360
Speaker 1: And I wondered what would happen if the Alchemists received

477
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:28,920
Speaker 1: an invitation to join a quest. Thank you from your

478
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:35,640
Speaker 1: news Patrian Viral Entertainment, Andy, uh georgiare some mail here?

479
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:40,760
Speaker 1: For you. Thanks, Hey, what's up? M A. You're gonna

480
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:44,920
Speaker 1: go to work today? I don't want to, right, we

481
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 1: talked about that yesterday. But workers, how we put food

482
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:51,200
Speaker 1: on the table. Are you gonna get a job today?

483
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 1: I'd liked it. What's your point? We're just doing what

484
00:30:56,400 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 1: we like. That's your answer, your answers that just reflected. No,

485
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 1: my answer is you gotta get a job. I can't

486
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 1: keep supporting you. Okay, you're just you're just getting the

487
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 1: mail every day. Is not a job, all right? It

488
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 1: doesn't like add up to me, pain rent and get

489
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 1: on the fucking food again with this? Do you not

490
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 1: want to work where you're working? No? I don't work

491
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:17,440
Speaker 1: in a fucking podcast. How to get out of here? Yes?

492
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 1: I want to get the funk out of here, like

493
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 1: go on a journey. Yeah, maybe a quest I don't know.

494
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 1: Don't you read that first letter A little voice box deal, Joey,

495
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:37,200
Speaker 1: you have been selected to choose four of you for me.

496
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 1: Let me see that it says for Joey, I'm George.

497
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:43,680
Speaker 1: No Joey here, I just committed a federal crime. Well,

498
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 1: why don't you keep reading? You just sucked me on

499
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 1: this and I just got a federal c Hello are

500
00:31:48,680 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 1: you what? What do you mean? Track for me? Who

501
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:08,600
Speaker 1: are you mailing this to? I'm mailing this to Joey

502
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:13,840
Speaker 1: Greer from the podcast Alchemy Makes the postage is correct? Well,

503
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 1: I'll do my pastor to make sure. Try, but I'm

504
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:20,720
Speaker 1: sure that if there's a small error you can figure

505
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:23,960
Speaker 1: it out. No, No, the postal system is very specific.

506
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 1: Why don't we just use the birds like we used

507
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 1: to have the governments down? That's true, I've lost too

508
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 1: many good delivery birds. Just make sure it's correct, Carrie Ronald, Yes,

509
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:39,440
Speaker 1: can I give your notes on the scene please? Yes? Okay,

510
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:42,960
Speaker 1: So I don't understand the accent that you're doing at all. Yeah,

511
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 1: there's no reason for this guy to be mystical just

512
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:47,479
Speaker 1: because alright, do you work at a place where they

513
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 1: send out letters for quests? Yes? That was the scene. Yes,

514
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 1: and you went to this weird carry I was thing

515
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:57,520
Speaker 1: and I don't yes, not vibing from all right, Okay,

516
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 1: stay in it. I can't help it. This is how

517
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 1: I talk. Do you want me to take some of

518
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:07,719
Speaker 1: those same notes? G I amard from the Seventh Realm?

519
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:10,760
Speaker 1: And this begs another question, Um, so does that mean

520
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 1: that all the stuff we saw earlier, those were all

521
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 1: actors as well. Receiving a letter, no note. So just

522
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:17,080
Speaker 1: so we're just shooting as a movie where these two

523
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:19,200
Speaker 1: are gonna mail letter has nothing to do. Listen, I

524
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 1: thought this is a documentary and this is who I am.

525
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 1: Don't you understand it is a documentary, It is who

526
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 1: you have the tone of Sigma Sigma, Sigma sigma, and

527
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:31,080
Speaker 1: you're the cinematographers. I didn't understand the input. Yeah, okay,

528
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:34,080
Speaker 1: so just keep the camera on them. Okay, right, well,

529
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 1: what is happening? Everything's eroading around us. Just keep going,

530
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:42,120
Speaker 1: just keep talking. O. Great. So I'm trying to send

531
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:45,719
Speaker 1: this to Joseph Greer, one of the six. We need

532
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:49,280
Speaker 1: to get out. I think they're recording us. Don't need

533
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:51,600
Speaker 1: to use her master, let's see. Okay, Sorry, if I

534
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 1: give you some more a couple of more notes. You

535
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 1: seem to be sort of not comfortable in your own body.

536
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:59,480
Speaker 1: Oh I am not more right, So if you could

537
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 1: just speak of the more naturally turned home. Sorry, that

538
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 1: was me. I'm in the on. I mean, I'm a

539
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:09,719
Speaker 1: win service. What right? Can you just stay in the

540
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:12,400
Speaker 1: pocket forest please? Huh? Yeah, just keep the wind. I

541
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:14,840
Speaker 1: don't know what that means. You say, stay in the pocket.

542
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 1: That I turned the damn all right, I've been watching

543
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,479
Speaker 1: the dailies. I'm scrapping the show. What are you talking about?

544
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 1: There's literally nothing happening, and and everyone's interrupting. Turn that off?

545
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 1: Why turn that off? He said to stay in the

546
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 1: damn pocket, Pete, turn it off. You're not my dad.

547
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 1: Oh I'm not your dad. All right? Well I got

548
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:38,360
Speaker 1: your dad here, Pete. Are you serious? I'm tied up.

549
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:42,759
Speaker 1: You're not gonna see him now. I love you. I

550
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,239
Speaker 1: love you dad. I roll him out of here. Now. Look,

551
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:49,399
Speaker 1: we gotta scrap the show, all right, we gotta scrap it. Why.

552
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 1: I just told you why. I'm happy with the dailies. Yeah, man,

553
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. This is the w B. I understand. Yeah.

554
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 1: And and it's like a ghost okay, so thank you.

555
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:03,880
Speaker 1: We have a new pitch for the show. So it

556
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 1: is w B. So what we are going to do.

557
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:08,960
Speaker 1: It's the same exact scene, but it's like with young

558
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:15,239
Speaker 1: sexy teens. Let's see that completely on sexy teen. You're

559
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 1: not going to sorry you were supposed to be fired.

560
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:23,359
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I had a call sheet today. Watch

561
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 1: should we help him out it? Let's not help him out,

562
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:33,959
Speaker 1: let's watch sake? Can we get the teens in here? Yeah?

563
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:39,400
Speaker 1: Hey so yeah, so just that same scene from before.

564
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:42,400
Speaker 1: We have the director here, So just quick question. Are

565
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:45,080
Speaker 1: we being inspired by that previous scene where they broke

566
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 1: into the man's house and they referred to the letter

567
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:49,359
Speaker 1: that went to the wrong place? Please forget everything you've seen.

568
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:52,560
Speaker 1: Just play the scene as over as you're inspired to do.

569
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 1: So about your own thoughts and imagine by my own

570
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:59,879
Speaker 1: thoughts and imagination like that you're delivering news to Joey Greg. Well,

571
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,399
Speaker 1: those are my own thoughts on my own scene. How

572
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,920
Speaker 1: you do that is up to you. Happy to be

573
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 1: working with you. Yeah, my pleasure you okay, okay, whenever

574
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:20,720
Speaker 1: you guys are ready, we're rolling son camera action action,

575
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 1: action action. I don't think he's gonna go hold on,

576
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:29,719
Speaker 1: can we get him out of here? Wait him out here? Well,

577
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:32,960
Speaker 1: it's possible. I don't know. I don't know why you

578
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:36,440
Speaker 1: don't understand you're not in this? How old are you?

579
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 1: Eighty five? So we want young sexy teens? But this

580
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 1: is my story. Why are you shaking? This is my story?

581
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 1: I don't know what you mean. Why I'm shaking. Okay,

582
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:49,840
Speaker 1: you know what, you can be in the background. You

583
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:52,120
Speaker 1: can be in a locker. Do you want to be

584
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:58,920
Speaker 1: in the locker out here? Okay, whatever you do? Ready,

585
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 1: no magistra, Hey Donny, Hey, Action, you're gonna mail those

586
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 1: letters out today. I have to. We're gonna mail into Joey.

587
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:18,879
Speaker 1: Of course, he's number one on the list. Make sure

588
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 1: you get the right address. What make sure you've got

589
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:27,840
Speaker 1: the right address. And if he goes to the wrong address,

590
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 1: you know it will happen. You might get arrested, just

591
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 1: like the person who it's going to get arrested, and

592
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 1: then they'll funk up the entire reality of everything we've

593
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 1: ever known. So is that guy staying in the pocket?

594
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:48,719
Speaker 1: What is that guy staying I don't mean to be

595
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 1: like dramatic or whatever. It's so hard for me to

596
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:54,759
Speaker 1: freaking find his eyes when all I can hear is

597
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 1: like a thousand people talk, some light on his eyes

598
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:01,719
Speaker 1: so she can find is reacting And I'm I know

599
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 1: I'm overreacting right now, But you're right, because you're you're overacting. Yeah,

600
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know you're doing great. You're

601
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:13,720
Speaker 1: doing great. My acting coach, Vincent is like, what again again?

602
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:16,520
Speaker 1: I said, I'm just trying to react. Really got damn

603
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:19,759
Speaker 1: to the hottest team I've ever coached. Okay, stand, here's

604
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:21,680
Speaker 1: your turn at sandwich. Thank you? What the hell is

605
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 1: this on a plate? I said, a soft napkin. Now listen, Lily,

606
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:29,920
Speaker 1: I need you to be me, to be you now, Okay,

607
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:34,320
Speaker 1: I'm hungry for tuna fish. Don't give me a plate?

608
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:41,840
Speaker 1: Are you kidding? Brilliant love, Lily, You're everything and nothing

609
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 1: at the same time. Do you understand that I was

610
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 1: on Broadway, one Way, todd Way, all the ways. You

611
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:51,759
Speaker 1: are going to be a star. Welcome to todd Way.

612
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 1: We are very happy to have a very special guest,

613
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:01,440
Speaker 1: the man who has done it all. Give it up

614
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:06,960
Speaker 1: for the acting teacher. Say my name, Say my name.

615
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:12,719
Speaker 1: My name is Vincent Garafiolo. This is started. This is

616
00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 1: a good show. Have we started? Listen. I want to

617
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 1: bring it out to one of my prize students, Lily, Lilolon,

618
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 1: come out here. Did you so much for having me? Yes? Not, Lily,

619
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:33,239
Speaker 1: tell them about me? Would you? Well? At first I

620
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Speaker 1: was overwhelmed. I mean, he um, he gets right in

621
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Speaker 1: your face, but he draws something out of you that

622
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Speaker 1: I need makeup services what I'm sorry, Um, The thing

623
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Speaker 1: about diamonds is we need pressure. Hey, we're going back

624
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Speaker 1: to TMZ boy. We have a lot, we have but

625
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:14,719
Speaker 1: having a major break. Okay, alright, Bud, alright, alright in

626
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Speaker 1: the back of wait at the same jeep that the

627
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Speaker 1: cold drove off of that cliff. Wow, Oh my gosh,

628
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Mr Tims. I think that one of our

629
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Speaker 1: reporters is turning into a demo. That probably means he's

630
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Speaker 1: from a fraternity. Do you know what my last name

631
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Speaker 1: stands for? A total masculine zone zone? That's right, cool,

632
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Speaker 1: Good work, everybody, and that's our last episode ever. Like

633
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:58,960
Speaker 1: that cut, it's really fun work. Gratulations. Okay, on this

634
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:00,800
Speaker 1: next take, I just need you to let go, just

635
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:03,560
Speaker 1: let everything go. Everything you're hearing in your head, forget.

636
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 1: It doesn't mean anything. So if you hear anything, it's

637
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:10,480
Speaker 1: meaning Okay. If I stay in the scene, stay in

638
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:13,879
Speaker 1: the moment between the two of you, your communication is great.

639
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:17,000
Speaker 1: So if you hear anything, it's not meant for you

640
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:23,920
Speaker 1: like that, for example, that's just an old man. It

641
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:25,959
Speaker 1: doesn't affect you at all. Just bring him in. Doesn't

642
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,239
Speaker 1: have anything to do with what's what's real in the

643
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:30,919
Speaker 1: moment between the two of you. It's just there's something

644
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:35,279
Speaker 1: flying in I just I'm so sorry. You're incredibly aware

645
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Speaker 1: of your surroundings. That's very important I worked with Okay,

646
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Speaker 1: here's the thing, Donny, I need you to help me.

647
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 1: I'm so distracted and I really really reactive ears. I

648
00:41:56,680 --> 00:42:01,279
Speaker 1: have super sonic here. And the reason I have a

649
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:03,879
Speaker 1: lot of difficulty because you know, you see me. Yeah,

650
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:06,719
Speaker 1: I see, I'm a ten. You're the hottest team I've

651
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:08,759
Speaker 1: ever seen. Thank you so much, and you're allowed to

652
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 1: say that officially in about eight months. I just I

653
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:17,400
Speaker 1: think there's something wrong with me. There isn't. I was

654
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 1: told when I was a little girl, I was going

655
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:22,600
Speaker 1: on a quest to become the number one script actress

656
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Speaker 1: in the world. You're on that quest right now. Do

657
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 1: you see that bucket of Castlene? Yeah? Perhaps, but that

658
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:33,000
Speaker 1: didn't just appear there. I mean it did just appear there.

659
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Speaker 1: But for you, microphone, go ahead and port on all

660
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:41,080
Speaker 1: the sounds you on my port on all the sounds

661
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:47,360
Speaker 1: you hear. Okay, go ahead, port I'm just going to

662
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:51,719
Speaker 1: pour it into the locker, and now what do we

663
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:54,480
Speaker 1: What do we do with copproaches? We light them on

664
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Speaker 1: fire like their cigarettes. Go for it. Now, now let's

665
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Speaker 1: do the scene in you're gonna mail it off to

666
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:04,279
Speaker 1: Joey Ger. I am going to mail it off. I

667
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 1: have the right address and it's right here in my

668
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:11,960
Speaker 1: front pocket. Holy shit, my dad. I haven't seen him

669
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Speaker 1: in years, and I just going off script. Wait, is

670
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Speaker 1: this is this you talking? I'm sorry? Oh fuck, that's good.

671
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:27,560
Speaker 1: It was a great take. I'm sorry. Did I not

672
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:30,719
Speaker 1: get the rewrites? It was supposed to be My dad

673
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:33,360
Speaker 1: was in a trailer park and he's been missing for

674
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:38,040
Speaker 1: twenty years. Now he's back. Yeah, okay, we had We

675
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 1: had a couple of people rewrite it. We didn't check anything.

676
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 1: We had to random people give different actors different sets

677
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:45,600
Speaker 1: in the hopes that you would find exactly what we're

678
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:47,759
Speaker 1: looking for. And that was it. But she did, and

679
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Speaker 1: she did kill that guy right in the locker, saying

680
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:52,080
Speaker 1: she burned that guy alive in the locker. That eighty

681
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:56,239
Speaker 1: four year old magician is debt. Okay, good job you

682
00:43:56,360 --> 00:44:02,799
Speaker 1: correcting me. This is my set. I should be in trouble, right,

683
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 1: you're a hot team. You can't get in trouble. All right, Okay,

684
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:09,000
Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna go on a boat, and I've

685
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:12,360
Speaker 1: been back in a couple of days. Cut all right, everybody,

686
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:15,799
Speaker 1: this has been a wild, wild shoot. All the ins

687
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:21,600
Speaker 1: and outs were fired. You can just say it the word.

688
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 1: People said we couldn't make another inception, and yet here

689
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:29,320
Speaker 1: we did not. So I'm going to fire a couple

690
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 1: of which is a couple of guys, just a couple. Now,

691
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:34,200
Speaker 1: you just bought a house, right, I just bought a house.

692
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 1: So what does that have to do with this. I

693
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 1: want people to know you're fired. Okay, okay, unless you

694
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Speaker 1: can tell me a reason why you stay. I do

695
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Speaker 1: craft services. She also has been really good about keeping

696
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Speaker 1: the wind in the pocket. Good point, Good point you,

697
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Speaker 1: sir me. I'm an integral part to all productions. I

698
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 1: bring tape. It's a thankless job. I hold whatever people ask.

699
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 1: If you need iced coffee, I can go get it.

700
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:11,280
Speaker 1: So that guy said he brings tape and iced coffee,

701
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:14,680
Speaker 1: we don't need him spots on the set. I mean

702
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:18,279
Speaker 1: I could. I'm universal any project or production. I could

703
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:21,200
Speaker 1: fit right in there. Okay, okay, all right, Now I'm

704
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 1: I'm the studio ahead, here's the director. Do we keep

705
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:25,719
Speaker 1: him or do we let him go? That's the big

706
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:32,920
Speaker 1: question he's saying. He's staying. Oh thank god, he's got

707
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Speaker 1: that Sigma sigma sigma sigma vibe me he does, he does.

708
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:43,239
Speaker 1: That's joke. Something green, some green liquid coming out of

709
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 1: his mouth. You know he likes the party. Yeah, speaking

710
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:51,120
Speaker 1: up party, there's a rat party right now starting right

711
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Speaker 1: now in three. You were great, by the way, you

712
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:01,040
Speaker 1: were great, Thank you so much. Yeah. Yeah, is that

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Speaker 1: Grimace Djane? Yeah, he's killing it up. Oh, ship comes

714
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Speaker 1: on the phone. I'm finally found out what you did

715
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Speaker 1: when you were forced to say their position in front

716
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Speaker 1: of the production head. And man, what a gig, Man,

717
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:25,040
Speaker 1: what a gig. I can't believe I was able to

718
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:27,360
Speaker 1: stay in Oh man, do you just bring tape and

719
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 1: I's coffee? I mean really, I do everything. It's just

720
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 1: the things that it came up with as quick as possible. Wow.

721
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Speaker 1: So of all the things you do, which is everything,

722
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Speaker 1: those are the only things you could name was the

723
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 1: things that I had just done that day. It's amazing.

724
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 1: I wish I had your job. But you're a director. Yeah, yeah,

725
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 1: but not on this project. You know, I work on

726
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:48,279
Speaker 1: the other lots and on that. But yeah, oh well

727
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:50,840
Speaker 1: the director for this project, he looks like he's possessed

728
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:54,200
Speaker 1: by demon or something. So that guy he is. But

729
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:56,439
Speaker 1: you don't even know the director of your I worked

730
00:46:56,440 --> 00:47:00,239
Speaker 1: on so many projects while I might be like, you know,

731
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Speaker 1: it's recognizable. I recognize a lot of other people. Yeah,

732
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Speaker 1: you thought I was the director of this though it's

733
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Speaker 1: dark and criticises the laser lights going everywhere, it's hard

734
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:13,800
Speaker 1: to see. Okay, sorry, I am, I'm on set. Mail.

735
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:17,480
Speaker 1: I have a letter for you for me? Yeah, thank you?

736
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:22,359
Speaker 1: What does this? You know what? I do? Recognize you from?

737
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:27,880
Speaker 1: Are you Joey career? Let you look at this. This

738
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 1: is a letter for a guy named George. Uh, this

739
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Speaker 1: is my letter? Can I have it? Uh? This is

740
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:37,239
Speaker 1: mail fraud. So once I deliver the letter, I'm no

741
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:45,680
Speaker 1: longer responsible for anything that happening. Hands wrap hands and

742
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:47,880
Speaker 1: this you think it's cool to open him with us?

743
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:50,759
Speaker 1: This male? It's it was actually this guy who opened it.

744
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:56,840
Speaker 1: Who's who's on set? Mail? Uh? Who's on set? Female?

745
00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:00,839
Speaker 1: Also me, I'm the only male person and the only

746
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:04,080
Speaker 1: female on set. We're working on it. We're working on it. Okay,

747
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:06,319
Speaker 1: we're trying to get more women in here. Okay, what's

748
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:14,239
Speaker 1: your job duties here? Well? Uh well, um, just shoot him. Okay,

749
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:17,360
Speaker 1: hope you learn your lessons. Well, the last thing you

750
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 1: have to do is take this letter to George. Okay,

751
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 1: what you have to go? You have to find George.

752
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 1: That your question ques es? Yes, Hi, my name is Joey.

753
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 1: I'm looking for George. Okay, this is a letter I

754
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:37,960
Speaker 1: was supposed to be for. You've got a letter? Yeah,

755
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 1: you're just I'm done. You're never a letter. I'm done.

756
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:45,840
Speaker 1: Is this a subpoena? I'm done? Is my wife filing

757
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:49,240
Speaker 1: for divorce? Hey? I don't know your life. I've been served.

758
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:53,640
Speaker 1: I'm done. I don't know your life. You're done, I'm done.

759
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:56,600
Speaker 1: Stay here while I opened the letter. Let me use

760
00:48:56,640 --> 00:49:14,000
Speaker 1: your finger. Oh are you? Oh, dear George. I hope

761
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:21,439
Speaker 1: this find you well. And that's our show for today. Yeah,

762
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:26,840
Speaker 1: what a release. Jerry Grey, thank you so much for

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Speaker 1: being here. And where can folks fighten you at? Jabby

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Speaker 1: What's that comedy theater? Bear supply Pretty Pretty Pony first

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Speaker 1: Thursday of the month, ten o'clock. What's that comment? Theater

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Speaker 1: and us us every first Sunday, eight o'clock. What's that comment? Theater?

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Speaker 1: All right, thank you so much. James Ceney, Hi everybody,

769
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:53,040
Speaker 1: thanks for having me here. You can see some more

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Speaker 1: of me at the real James c Ney dot com.

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Speaker 1: All right, thank you so much. I think you gotta

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Speaker 1: share a picture of your new haircut. Yes, place, I

773
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Speaker 1: will put a picture if I knew haircut. I looked

774
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Speaker 1: nothing like I used to or normally do or normally

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Speaker 1: you were sheared one good say, yeah, Floyd's barber, where'd

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Speaker 1: you go? I went to a place called Exquisite and

777
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Speaker 1: I have it sounds like they do. It sounds like

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Speaker 1: it's not the place for you. What I've been using

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Speaker 1: the same barber for like ten years and that barbera

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Speaker 1: works at a place called Exquisite. Well, yeah, he used

781
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Speaker 1: to work in a place called Old Glory, that placed.

782
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:40,680
Speaker 1: What is happening? Uh, he's an x L A detective

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Speaker 1: and he's got tattoos. I was just not a short

784
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:46,840
Speaker 1: story by James Heeney. This is the crazy thing. This

785
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:49,200
Speaker 1: is so normal. Yeah that like this is just like

786
00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:53,480
Speaker 1: why about this. Yeah, why would I make Thank you

787
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:56,160
Speaker 1: so much for being in James. Thanks for National Treasure.

788
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:02,200
Speaker 1: Caroline Carters, Yes, um Cotter poop or at Exquisite barber

789
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Speaker 1: Shop whatever works, Jessica Love, thank you so much. Thank

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00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:10,799
Speaker 1: you for having me at jess Marlowe and also at Exquisite.

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Speaker 1: Yeah for sure. Chris Alvarado, that's it. Thank you Sars

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Speaker 1: that name, Google that name, live that name. I'm I'm

793
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Speaker 1: Kevin Pollicos. Thank you, Mr Doug Bame Engineering Stars and

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Speaker 1: I heart media. Right to us your name here and

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00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:33,279
Speaker 1: welcome to this dot com. We'd love to hear from you.

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Speaker 1: Until next time. Yes,