WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "Dice Kids" Mail Bag

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<v Speaker 1>Kutbooms.

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<v Speaker 2>If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes

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<v Speaker 2>a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants

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<v Speaker 2>of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He

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<v Speaker 2>treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the

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<v Speaker 2>rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow to clearinghouse of

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<v Speaker 2>hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth Hour

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<v Speaker 2>with Ben Maller starts right now.

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<v Speaker 1>In the air everywhere, The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben

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<v Speaker 1>Maller and Danny g Radio. You have stumbled on to

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<v Speaker 1>the mail bag. That's right now. I do have something

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<v Speaker 1>I want to get to before we get to the

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<v Speaker 1>actual mail bag with Ohio Al and all the magic

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<v Speaker 1>and all that. As we are hanging out on one

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<v Speaker 1>of the final Sundays before real football, not the final

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<v Speaker 1>Sunday before real football. But we still have some time

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<v Speaker 1>to go. But here we go. This weekend has been

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<v Speaker 1>Week two. Well, there was that first game Chargers played in,

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<v Speaker 1>but that doesn't count. So Week two and the next

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<v Speaker 1>week's Week three, and then there's no games the thirtieth

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<v Speaker 1>and thirty first, and then the season begin on September fourth, right,

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<v Speaker 1>Cowboys and Eagles. Then the Chargers played and I think

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<v Speaker 1>they played the Chiefs in Brazil? Is that right?

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<v Speaker 3>Don't you think it should be a national holiday in

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<v Speaker 3>the US of A?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? It kind of is. I mean, we you know,

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<v Speaker 1>people don't really pay attention at work. There were worried

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<v Speaker 1>about the parlays and all that stuff. So we have

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<v Speaker 1>that to look forward to. And on this we got

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<v Speaker 1>the mailback. I did want to start with this. I'd

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<v Speaker 1>mentioned this on the Friday podcast and I didn't get

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<v Speaker 1>to it yesterday. Bet job by me, but a little

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<v Speaker 1>left right center of the universe, Danny, I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>tell this tale story time on the Fifth Hour podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>So there are You've been to some of the parties

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<v Speaker 1>over the years, Danny them, And we've got the ugly

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<v Speaker 1>Sweater party we do every year. But there are dinner parties,

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<v Speaker 1>and then there are Mallard dinner parties, the kind that

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<v Speaker 1>start with twenty seven burgers and end up with a

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<v Speaker 1>dice game somewhere in the middle and feature five kids

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<v Speaker 1>learning the fundamental You gotta start them young, the fundamentals

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<v Speaker 1>of gambling faster. They know gambling now more than they

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<v Speaker 1>know long division. The kids. Okay, so I'd mentioned I

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<v Speaker 1>took some time off, well the week prior because my

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<v Speaker 1>brother showed up from the East coast, and so we

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<v Speaker 1>had By the time this thing happened, we had eleven

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<v Speaker 1>people crammed into the to the Malor mansion. Me, my wife,

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<v Speaker 1>my brother, you know, his wife, his kids, my cousin.

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<v Speaker 1>I have one cousin that lives locally and her kids.

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<v Speaker 1>We had. We had a full We had a full house. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>We are pretty much a roade band of underage wild

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<v Speaker 1>cards there. And the food, as always is abundant. We

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<v Speaker 1>had I was making the burgers there and all that stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh and and so we had that going. We had chips,

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<v Speaker 1>we had hot dogs, we had it was like a

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<v Speaker 1>Vegas buffet, you know, chips flowing like the Colorado River.

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<v Speaker 1>Manja manja. You know, my wife's got some Italian blood,

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<v Speaker 1>so manja manja. And you didn't eat until you were

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<v Speaker 1>you full. You ate until you were emotionally complete. And

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<v Speaker 1>then came the game. And this is why this is

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<v Speaker 1>the part I want to talk about. So left right center.

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<v Speaker 1>I've talked about this game before. I love this freaking game.

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<v Speaker 1>Mindless fun three dice, three fake dollars or real dollars,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're you know you want to go there one

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<v Speaker 1>family wide descent into competitive gambling madness. And uh, you

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<v Speaker 1>know you said, well, fake money whatever, it's durable fake money.

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<v Speaker 1>But Danny, let me tell you something. When you put

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<v Speaker 1>three fake bucks in front of a nine year old

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<v Speaker 1>child and tell them they can win all the fake

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<v Speaker 1>they have no concept.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, That's why the board gay Monopoly has been so

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<v Speaker 3>popular for so many years.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like one of the kids, I'm pretty sure this

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<v Speaker 1>kid thought he was the Wolf of Wall Street playing

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<v Speaker 1>the game right, because he had to fake money. And

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<v Speaker 1>it was funny because one of the one of the

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<v Speaker 1>little girls that was playing my cousin's daughter, she was

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<v Speaker 1>very skeptical and you could tell she had been raised properly.

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<v Speaker 1>So I of course announced to everyone as our kids

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<v Speaker 1>get around the table do a little gambling. So this

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<v Speaker 1>little girl, what a sweetheart. She's a I don't gamble,

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<v Speaker 1>that's wrong. You shouldn't gamble, right, And so she didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to take part. She walked away, right, She's okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, fine, whatever, you don't have to get And

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<v Speaker 1>so we played a game and then my thing, Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>whoever won the game, I actually gave real money to

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<v Speaker 1>I had a extra money, I tossed some money their way.

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<v Speaker 1>So once she found out there was real money, the

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<v Speaker 1>little girl all of a sudden her opinion on gambling

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<v Speaker 1>changed and she came back and she sit down, She's like,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, here we go. And so it was great.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. It's like, you know, they went from asking

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<v Speaker 1>if they could trade their chips for M and ms

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever, and then all of a sudden they're calculating

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<v Speaker 1>the odds on each dice roll like some kind of

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<v Speaker 1>m I T blackjack thing or something like that. And

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<v Speaker 1>so the dice a flying left right center. You lose

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<v Speaker 1>a buck, you gain a buck, You scream at your

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<v Speaker 1>cousin for rolling three dots and ruining your empire. It's

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<v Speaker 1>it is kind of like monopoly, right without the board, Danny.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like monopoly. It's craps without the pit boss. It's

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<v Speaker 1>it's capitalism at its purest form. It's it ends up chaotic, loud,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's it's mindless, which I love. You don't have

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<v Speaker 1>to think about it. It's so simple. There's no real

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<v Speaker 1>strategy to it. And at one point, my uh my,

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<v Speaker 1>my my neph my nephew, or I guess I call

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<v Speaker 1>my nephews. My cousin rolled like three centers in a row,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, everyone you know going crazy and all

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<v Speaker 1>that stuff. It's like it's like a game winning shot

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<v Speaker 1>or a walk off hit and it it was really

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of fun. And yet it was fake money.

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<v Speaker 1>As I said, there was some real money as I

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<v Speaker 1>gave out. But we are responsible adults, Danny. We we

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<v Speaker 1>we don't gamble with real cash unless we occasionally do.

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<v Speaker 1>But it would be illegal to do that with real

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<v Speaker 1>cash with kids, right. But the stakes we had pride,

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<v Speaker 1>there was honor. There was a little bit of a

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<v Speaker 1>bounty at the end that was paid out, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was it was just wonderful and we had a great time.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone ate well and had a lot of fun.

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<v Speaker 3>And and when these kids get to be twenty one,

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<v Speaker 3>I think we know where they're going to be celebrating

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<v Speaker 3>their birthdays.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I really it is important. I don't know about

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<v Speaker 1>you with the kids and stuff, Like I I have

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<v Speaker 1>fond memories when I would go to family reunions and

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<v Speaker 1>I had one of my cousins gave me like the

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<v Speaker 1>first beer I ever had, you know, those kind of

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<v Speaker 1>things like I think those are the experiences that you remember.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember a lot of stuff other than those

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<v Speaker 1>kind of weird, standout experiences anyway. All right, enough of that,

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<v Speaker 1>let's get to the reason you're here. The mail bag,

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<v Speaker 1>and that means Ohio Al. It's all right, thank you

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<v Speaker 1>very much, O. Hi the great ohio Al.

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<v Speaker 2>There.

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<v Speaker 1>We love the man, very talented musician. I will meet

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<v Speaker 1>him at some point when we do the Ohio Meet

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<v Speaker 1>and greet. Let's see who's up first. Dave Dave from Seattle,

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful city, Seattle, love it, love it. I've only been

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<v Speaker 1>there when the weather's good anyway. Dave says, Hey, Ben,

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<v Speaker 1>please tell Danny g to save this one for animal Thunderdome.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that Clay will love it, so I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>The first message I got Danny is a message for

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<v Speaker 1>you to pass on to Clay. He says, there's a

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<v Speaker 1>warning out. This is from Dave. He sent me a

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<v Speaker 1>news story. A Frankenstein rabbit with tentacles sprouting from their

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<v Speaker 1>heads have invaded parts of the US. Do not touch them.

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<v Speaker 1>They've been multiple spotted in Fort Collins, Colorado. Grotesque horned

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<v Speaker 1>creatures with black tentacle like gross sprouting from their faces

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<v Speaker 1>sightings are on the rise with this. This wouldn't make

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<v Speaker 1>animal Thunderdome. This is just about a weird Oh I'm

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<v Speaker 1>looking at a holy crap.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, there's a story going around Ben about an army

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<v Speaker 3>of robot rabbits that they deployed in Florida to fight pythons.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh is that right? I'm sending you a photo, Danny

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<v Speaker 1>of right.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, send that. So when you were first saying that,

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<v Speaker 3>I thought maybe that's what the story was.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no, this is uh that doesn't that look like?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, let me see, I gotta see this one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's uh it looks like some kind of rash

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<v Speaker 1>or fungus is growing on the on the head of

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<v Speaker 1>the rabbit. Uh. If it can, it should be in

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<v Speaker 1>your uh your f Oh what yeah, it says. These

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<v Speaker 1>Frankenstein rabbits have mainly been seen in Colorado. Researchers noted

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<v Speaker 1>that the cottontail rabbits throughout the Midwest could become infected.

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<v Speaker 1>It's say, it's a rare box.

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<v Speaker 3>It looks like spores on HBO Max. The last of us,

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<v Speaker 3>the people that got infected, they grew spores out of

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<v Speaker 3>their face, and that's what that looks like.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like when I was a kid, we had

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of eucalyptus trees and every once in a

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<v Speaker 1>while they get a fungus on it, and it kind

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<v Speaker 1>of looked like that. It's pretty pretty gnarly.

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<v Speaker 3>That is freaky.

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<v Speaker 1>But you're is is that an Animal Thunderdome story? Though

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<v Speaker 1>it's not about fighting animal, it's about you know, fungus fighting.

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<v Speaker 3>It would probably get an honorable mention and it's not

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<v Speaker 3>something I would like focus on for a whole segment.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I got you, I got you? And uh is

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<v Speaker 1>are you preparing CoA for Animal Thunderdome when that show

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<v Speaker 1>starts when he's thirty years old? Are you getting there?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, let's go baby twenty five.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna happen, Baby, it is gonna happen. Yes, absolutely,

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<v Speaker 1>all right? What is next year? Barry from South Carolina? Yo, Yo,

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<v Speaker 1>Mob Benny and Danny Gee. He says, So I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>trying to go to the third rail, my man. But

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<v Speaker 1>you know what that means, Danny? But yeah, he says,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been noticing that Lorena contributes and jumps in often

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<v Speaker 1>on discussions, and Roberto and Eddie also chipped in often

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<v Speaker 1>when they were on the show. Conversely, it seems like

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<v Speaker 1>Coop never says anything except for when he plays the games.

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<v Speaker 1>Why doesn't Coop chime in more? Is he smoking a

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<v Speaker 1>ball during the show? That's from Barry and I couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>answer that. Barry, I have no idea. It would help

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<v Speaker 1>us out if he would be more engaged. He's just not.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not really engaged in the show. A lot know

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on. I do know since Eddie left, and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, he didn't leave on his own accord, they

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<v Speaker 1>whacked him. But since Eddie left in November, I have

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<v Speaker 1>noticed Danny that by the end of the show, my

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<v Speaker 1>voice is like shredded chicken. My vocal cords are like

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<v Speaker 1>shredded chicken. Doing the four hours with mostly just me

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<v Speaker 1>talking for four hours. So it literally at the end

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<v Speaker 1>of the show and I feel bad. My wife's like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>she wants to talk to me after the show. She

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<v Speaker 1>works overnights at the police station, so like, I want

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<v Speaker 1>to call me up, and I'm like, I can't talk

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<v Speaker 1>to you. I have to I have to be quiet

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<v Speaker 1>literally for like.

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<v Speaker 3>Two you're like a singer on voice rest exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's it's wild and it's but I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what to tell you, Barry. I mean, he's you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I just I'm just happy when Coop shows up before

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<v Speaker 1>the show starts.

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<v Speaker 3>Anny, I know what part of it is. What's that

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<v Speaker 3>I know this from being in that studio with Coop

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<v Speaker 3>during your show. He hated it when any of our

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<v Speaker 3>voices were al along with yours when you were talking

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<v Speaker 3>about something topical in sports, because he was trying to

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<v Speaker 3>isolate it during the show to then send it to

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<v Speaker 3>Veto and the guys to make a promo.

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<v Speaker 1>Out of Oh, okay, I'm looking for the pros.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not the whole thing, but that's part of it

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<v Speaker 3>is that he used to be like, nobody say anything.

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<v Speaker 3>I want Ben's take on this, because he was trying

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<v Speaker 3>to get that work done during the show. Gotcha, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>Plomo's that air all the time. Freddy from Ohio. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know where. It's rather a large state, Freddie, he

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<v Speaker 1>does not say his Saison from Ohio says, hey, Ben

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<v Speaker 1>and Danny g here's another question about the show. Danny says,

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<v Speaker 1>how come every time some caller takes a shot at Lorena,

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<v Speaker 1>we get a bunch of fans on social media, creating chaos.

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<v Speaker 1>He says, well, Freddy, listen, what do you want me

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<v Speaker 1>to do? I have worked with women on Karen Ka,

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<v Speaker 1>Miranda Marino, some other women along the way, and I

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<v Speaker 1>have no problem. I work with anybody. I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>But one thing about women, Danny I've noticed is it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's girl power. It's like a double edged sword with

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<v Speaker 1>women on sports radio. And Lorraine has experienced this because

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<v Speaker 1>you have some guys who, no matter what she does,

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<v Speaker 1>will defend her and her honor because she's a woman.

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<v Speaker 1>And then there's other guys that are like, I hate

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<v Speaker 1>all women who are on sports radio, and so I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to try to tear her down.

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<v Speaker 3>Women in talk radio are very polarizing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, some people, no matter what she does, people love her.

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<v Speaker 1>And then there's other people no matter what she says,

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<v Speaker 1>she could solve cancer, and people will be like fuck her.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. So it's like this weird it's this weird

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<v Speaker 1>thing is always every woman I've worked with, it's the

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<v Speaker 1>same thing. You know. I was just trying to do

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<v Speaker 1>a good show. I don't care who I mean. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to work with people that are engaged and want

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<v Speaker 1>to be part of it and all that stuff, and yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but it is interesting, Freddie, I don't know what to Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what else to say.

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<v Speaker 3>Let somebody personally offends you and says their name on

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<v Speaker 3>the air while they're doing it. Just be nice to

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<v Speaker 3>the whole crew.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just be nice to people. It's not you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not that big. And now we do have a

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<v Speaker 1>Big Lou from the LBC road in and Glue. He's

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<v Speaker 1>on number two. I love Glue. I love Big Lou.

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<v Speaker 1>Big Lou's great, good people. He's been to the studio

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<v Speaker 1>a few times. Love him. Big fan of the show.

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<v Speaker 1>He's always support us. He works at the dreaded day

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<v Speaker 1>shift and he always tries to go to these mallor

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<v Speaker 1>meet and greets. He was supposed to go to Vancouver.

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<v Speaker 1>He missed his flight. He's gonna be in Vason. We

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<v Speaker 1>will be doing a mallor meet and greet this coming Saturday.

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<v Speaker 1>Today is Sunday, so we got it through a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday,

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<v Speaker 1>Friday and boom Saturday. It's gonna it's on. It is on,

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<v Speaker 1>like don't get gong and if you missed it, and

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<v Speaker 1>I probably should have mentioned this on Friday, and Saturdays podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>But the Mallar Meet Greets coming up this Saturday, that

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<v Speaker 1>is the twenty third of of August, from three o'clock

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<v Speaker 1>till five o'clock. It's at the same venue we were

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<v Speaker 1>at last year. Our buddy Slug the hostess with the moss.

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<v Speaker 1>You can get the Steakout Bar and Grill. The Steakout

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<v Speaker 1>Bar and Grill forty eight hundred South Maryland Park. We

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<v Speaker 1>it's right near the UNLV campus and right there, right

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<v Speaker 1>there near UNLV at least till five will prob be

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<v Speaker 1>there longer than that. It's gonna be upstairs. Steak Out

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<v Speaker 1>Bar and Grills really cool. There'll be a special menu

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<v Speaker 1>with malor themed food items just for that day. There'll

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<v Speaker 1>be a stage there, a little stage, guys can do

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<v Speaker 1>some karaoke, and we're just gonna have a good time.

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<v Speaker 1>We hangout, have fun, tell stories. I'll be there, Coop

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<v Speaker 1>will be there, Loreno will be there. I did invite Eddie. Obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a little awkward because he's not on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd said, hey, if you want to come promote the

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<v Speaker 1>podcast you're doing, we'd love to have you. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think he'll be able to make it, but we would

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<v Speaker 1>love to see you there. I bring this up because

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<v Speaker 1>Big Lou reached out to me from the LBC. He says,

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<v Speaker 1>any Malad militia members who are attending the upcoming Vegas

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<v Speaker 1>meet and greet and are interested in and attending the

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<v Speaker 1>u n l V game it's early afternoon on that Saturday,

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<v Speaker 1>holler back. He says. He wanted me to mention that

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<v Speaker 1>on on this podcast. So now, how do how do you?

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<v Speaker 1>Big Lou didn't say how you want me to contact

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<v Speaker 1>these people? So I can. I don't think you want

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<v Speaker 1>me to give out your email address?

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<v Speaker 3>And uh, anyway, so Big Lou, do you want me

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<v Speaker 3>to give Big Lou's Twitter handle?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe? Yeah, yeah, if you if you can find it,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have it in front of me.

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<v Speaker 3>If you can, yeah, I'll get it right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Big Lou's a big support of the show, and good

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<v Speaker 1>dude loves hockey, which is you know, he's not perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not perfect because he loves hockey and the u

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<v Speaker 1>n W is playing like Idaho State or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe something along those lines on Saturday afternoon. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a one.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I have his handle?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what is this? Is this is on social media,

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<v Speaker 1>So contact Big Lou if you want to go. You

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<v Speaker 1>want to see a little unw football and then go

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<v Speaker 1>over with the you know, fans of the show. Go ahead,

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<v Speaker 1>Danny was it?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this is on X, which will always be Twitter

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<v Speaker 3>to us. Yeah, at e I G underscore l u

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<v Speaker 3>U at e I G underscore l u U.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So that's Big Lou and you know, good guy.

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<v Speaker 1>You get together some of the fans and we'll you

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<v Speaker 1>guys can come over the little pregame. Some of the

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<v Speaker 1>boys like the pregame and then make your way over

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<v Speaker 1>to the to the venue and well we'll hang out.

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<v Speaker 1>And the reason we're doing it in the afternoon is

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<v Speaker 1>because we want you to go to Vegas on Friday

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<v Speaker 1>and we want you to stay out all night and

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<v Speaker 1>do bad things, and then we want you to recover

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<v Speaker 1>by three o'clock and then go out again at that

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<v Speaker 1>night and do more bad things. Reggie from Detroit writes

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<v Speaker 1>and says, Ben, when can we get some details on

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<v Speaker 1>where to watch Benny Versus the Penny twenty twenty five?

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<v Speaker 1>Since the peacock dropped the ball, Reggie says, have you

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<v Speaker 1>got a backup plan? Well, Reggie I'm not ready to

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<v Speaker 1>announce the backup plan we are f there's a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of things that are going on, and the way I'll

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<v Speaker 1>answer this, and also Danny, the way I'll answer this,

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<v Speaker 1>we will both get the reference because we're old. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you remember Indiana Jones, the Indiana Jones movie franchise, the

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<v Speaker 1>Originals back in the day.

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<v Speaker 3>How can we forget that?

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<v Speaker 1>One of my favorite scenes in that Remember the scene

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<v Speaker 1>it was the first Indiana Jones movie when someone asked

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<v Speaker 1>Indy what he's going to do next, and he replied,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I'm making it up as we go along,

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<v Speaker 1>right Like there's something like that, I don't know. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>making this up as I go not that I'm making

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<v Speaker 1>it up. We do have some tentative outlines of what

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<v Speaker 1>we're planning on doing. There is a wild card that

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<v Speaker 1>could change things dramatically that I'm not going to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about publicly here other than just some stuff that's in

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<v Speaker 1>the works that if things break right and it's like

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<v Speaker 1>the Hail Mary pass in the back of the end

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<v Speaker 1>zone and you win the game. I'm not expecting that

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<v Speaker 1>to happen. But the reasons I'm not announcing anything is

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<v Speaker 1>because that's still a possibility, so I'll let you know, Reggie.

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<v Speaker 1>As you know, also, Danny, I am not afraid to

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<v Speaker 1>promote things. I am not afraid to just end up

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<v Speaker 1>going crazy and promoting stuff. So well, not at all.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll let you know. Conspiracy theory Carl Right, since says, Hey, bandon, Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>I enjoy the podcast. While I am drinking my coffee,

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<v Speaker 1>he says, I know this isn't coast to coast, but

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<v Speaker 1>you know what that means. He wants to talk coast

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<v Speaker 1>to coast. Do you believe the entire universe is connected?

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<v Speaker 1>He sent story, Danny. He says scientists are baffled after

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<v Speaker 1>spotting the eye of Sourn in deep space. He sent

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<v Speaker 1>this story conspiracy theory Carl I, who did not say

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<v Speaker 1>where he's from. I don't know where he's listening, but

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<v Speaker 1>he says the Eye of Soren is an integral part

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<v Speaker 1>of the Lord of the Rings series, and he says

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<v Speaker 1>experts have d tilled a similarly terrifying vision in real life.

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<v Speaker 1>It says the uh, this is from deep space and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know this. I'm gonna send you this story, Danny.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks to me like, uh, well, first of all

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<v Speaker 1>the photo that's in the story. It kind of looks

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<v Speaker 1>like when a woman's pregnant and early on in the

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<v Speaker 1>pregnancy and you kind of look at the you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the little thing that's gonna be a baby, but it's not.

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<v Speaker 1>It's pretty small and you can't really make it out.

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<v Speaker 1>It kind of looks like that. But this is like patternicity.

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<v Speaker 1>This thing is you know scientists fire talking about an ultrasound.

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<v Speaker 1>It's an ultra yeah, exactly, ultrasound. So me let me

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<v Speaker 1>click on this. I'm gonna copy and paste this in.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna send this and can be on your phone.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's sending there's a thing circling right now, and

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<v Speaker 1>then it's been doo.

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<v Speaker 3>Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom boom, like to alert all

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<v Speaker 3>the affiliates down the line that Ben Maller is texting

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<v Speaker 3>something right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, but not mine. This came from conspiracy. You're at Carl,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's not it's not mine. This is from Carl.

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<v Speaker 3>That looks like like a neon milky way.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, yeah, for sure. I don't know that the

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<v Speaker 1>eye of souron is it's again patternicity.

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<v Speaker 3>Would you rather get lost in the middle of the

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<v Speaker 3>sea or the middle of space.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd go I'd go ocean. What about you?

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<v Speaker 3>You'd go water? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Go water. I could because I can tread water. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like I know how to tread water. Preto no ox.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm not as confident in my swimming skills, So

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<v Speaker 3>I think I would choose space. You would, okay, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I'd like to look down on everyone for once.

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<v Speaker 1>Wouldn't it be if even in space and you're looking

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<v Speaker 1>back at Earth and you thought that is everything, that

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<v Speaker 1>little like plant, that's everything in humanity is right there?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, a little marble.

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<v Speaker 1>Your mind explode and like, I don't know, it's uh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's crazy anyway, that's conspiracy theory. Carl Marcus in nolence,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, sin, He says, guys, there's a story out

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<v Speaker 1>this week that said, uh, they want to make toothpaste

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<v Speaker 1>from human hair. They say it could repair damage teeth

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<v Speaker 1>better than fluoride based products. Are you guys on board?

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<v Speaker 1>So from from Marcus, I really haven't thought much about it. Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>would you run out and buy a toothpaste made of

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<v Speaker 1>human hair?

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<v Speaker 3>So what did it have to be from a blonde?

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<v Speaker 3>Because my teeth are yellow?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's a good it's a good point. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what do you want me? What am I supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to do with that? Come on, Marcus, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife will probably buy it. She'll hear it on

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<v Speaker 1>some podcasts somewhere. This is gonna make your teeth butter,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're gonna live, you know, seven years longer.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, fine, whatever, let's see Joe from New York, right,

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<v Speaker 1>since here's another yet, Danny, this is just people sending

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<v Speaker 1>me animal stories for your stupid animal thunderdome, which is

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<v Speaker 1>not even a thing yet, because it's you're waiting on class.

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<v Speaker 1>Just a Brooklyn somebody in Brooklyn, I guess this is

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<v Speaker 1>not This is not Uncle Uncle Moe because Uncle Moe's

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<v Speaker 1>in Jersey now, he says, Brooklyn. Or maybe it's Marcel.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone in Brooklyn pled guilty to trying to smuggle eight

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and fifty protected turtles worth one point four million

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<v Speaker 1>dollars million dollars. Guy in Brooklyn plug guilty, and Joe

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<v Speaker 1>sent the story here. He was attempting to export more

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<v Speaker 1>than two hundred twenty parcels condading around eight hundred fifty

0:23:48.119 --> 0:23:52.879
<v Speaker 1>Eastern box turtles three toed box turtles to Hong Kong

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<v Speaker 1>turtles smuggling. He labeled the turtles as plastic animal toys.

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<v Speaker 1>Turns out they weren't. Blah blah blah. This this actually

0:24:03.440 --> 0:24:04.880
<v Speaker 1>happened a couple years ago, but the he's just been

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<v Speaker 1>it's worked its way through the legal system with one

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<v Speaker 1>point four million.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, speaking of smuggling turtles, there's a story about

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<v Speaker 3>a woman who tried to get past TSA with two turtles.

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<v Speaker 3>She stuck them in.

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<v Speaker 1>Her bra I like turtles, Wow, was she? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>And one in one of the turtles got smothered to death.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's not it's that dumb bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, Well, this guy is going to be

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<v Speaker 1>sentenced on December twenty thirty. The max penalty on this

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<v Speaker 1>is five years in prison, three years of supervise, supervise released,

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<v Speaker 1>and a fine of up to two hundred and fifty

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<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars or twice the gain or loss from the

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<v Speaker 1>illegal activity. He also agreed to abandon any property.

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<v Speaker 3>So they are the closest thing we have left to dinosaurs.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, although I I know people say alligators or like

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<v Speaker 1>whatever to.

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<v Speaker 3>Me that if, but alligators don't like us.

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<v Speaker 1>No, they know they're not they're not big fans of

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<v Speaker 1>what we do here. What else do we have here?

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<v Speaker 1>It's the mail bag. Blah blah blah blah blah. Uh

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<v Speaker 1>kJ from San Jose, he says, yes, I know the

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<v Speaker 1>way to San Jose, says Benny, and no Penny. But

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<v Speaker 1>Danny g He says, Ben, I know you like to bet.

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<v Speaker 1>Will you be betting on the Robot Fight Club? So

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<v Speaker 1>I actually mentioned this the other night on the radio, Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>we brought this up. So there's a startup in the

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<v Speaker 1>Bay Area. I guess kJ must have missed that part

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<v Speaker 1>of the show. Anyway, there's a startup in the Bay

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<v Speaker 1>Area and in San Francisco. They're creating a new sport

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<v Speaker 1>in which robots, robots piloted remotely by people, will battle

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<v Speaker 1>inside cages. The sport would mix a little bit of

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<v Speaker 1>martial arts, pro wrestling and the tech world and also anime.

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<v Speaker 1>And they're gonna, you know, intermingle and all that stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>And they say it's going to be the next they're

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<v Speaker 1>claiming they're the promoters the next. Ufc Uh says that one.

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<v Speaker 3>We've heard that before.

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<v Speaker 1>A guy walks around and he has full swords. You

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<v Speaker 1>can feel the pounding on the ground. Blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>This sounds like something we heard about Danny in the

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen eighties. You know, we're gonna have robots fighting robots

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<v Speaker 1>and all that stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>I we did have that TV show for a for

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<v Speaker 3>a while, the Robot Wars. Remember, Yes, yeah, I do,

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<v Speaker 3>I do.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know this is this is like next level.

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<v Speaker 1>This is gonna they say it's gonna be fully mainstream

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<v Speaker 1>once people can really feel this and see, it'll be

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<v Speaker 1>fully mainstream. How do you bet on that? Wouldn't that

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<v Speaker 1>be easy to rig? All all boxing and MMA stuff's

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<v Speaker 1>easy to rig because.

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<v Speaker 3>You're this was well in. Robots have become far more advanced. Now.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you see the footage of that robot that was

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<v Speaker 3>just walking down the street in Detroit?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't think I saw it.

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<v Speaker 3>No, if you google robot walking in Detroit, it's freaky looking.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, here we go. I found this is a human

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<v Speaker 1>sized robot strolling down Detroit seven mile.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm looking at it. Oh, imagine if that's what

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<v Speaker 1>they have right now, imagine what's gonna be like in

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<v Speaker 1>five years.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's a humanoid. Two of these in the boxing

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<v Speaker 3>ring pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Hey, if you can bet on it, I'm in.

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<v Speaker 1>If you can bet on it, I why not? What

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<v Speaker 1>the hell go for it? So that's my philosophy, although

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like to have inside information on which bot has

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<v Speaker 1>the more advanced technology and all that. All right, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>get out on that note. I will be back tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>I know I missed the Friday show. I was away

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<v Speaker 1>the rare and appropriate trip away. I'll be back. You

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<v Speaker 1>guys have had a crazy schedule with Covino and Rich.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the schedule like this week? Are you guys filling in?

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<v Speaker 1>You back to the normal schedule? What's going on?

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<v Speaker 3>As far as I know, we're back to the regular schedule,

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<v Speaker 3>But there's some moving parts still going on because, as

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<v Speaker 3>you know, everybody's scrambling around to get their final last

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<v Speaker 3>days off.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, for sure, man, you get to those days and

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<v Speaker 1>once the NFL season starts, you got it. I need you,

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<v Speaker 1>my man would need you to be there. Come on,

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<v Speaker 1>ma man.

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<v Speaker 3>Locked in, Yeah, laser focus, locked in. No days off

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<v Speaker 3>once the NFL season, Yeah, once the regular season starts.

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<v Speaker 1>Days all right, have a wonderful rest of your weekend

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<v Speaker 1>here you rest of your Sunday but I'll be back

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<v Speaker 1>to night eleven o'clock Pacific on this Sunday, two am

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning, early Monday on the East Coast, and

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<v Speaker 1>we'll have four hours of Red Eye nine nonsense on

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<v Speaker 1>the Ben Malor Show. So we'll talk to you then

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<v Speaker 1>and see you then by Asta pasta.

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<v Speaker 3>Gotta murder, I gotta go.