1 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:25,280 Speaker 1: Doll World ups head, would you my sillion pieces? 2 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:29,600 Speaker 2: Would Hey guys, it's a minnesod. We got a minniesod 3 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:34,440 Speaker 2: mini minisode. Let's get into it. 4 00:00:34,479 --> 00:00:37,840 Speaker 3: Been animals. Thank you for listening. Thank you for supporting 5 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:41,040 Speaker 3: us buying pint glasses and tumblers and snow hats and 6 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:44,559 Speaker 3: everything else on our merch on Podswager the coolest. 7 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:45,560 Speaker 4: We appreciate it. 8 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:50,400 Speaker 2: We have some of your stories for this minisode and 9 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:53,480 Speaker 2: they are I gotta I got a real doozy. Well 10 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:54,800 Speaker 2: you ready for me to get into it? 11 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:55,200 Speaker 4: Yes? 12 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:55,960 Speaker 1: Me? 13 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:58,840 Speaker 2: First off, how are you? You're in a special place. 14 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:00,880 Speaker 4: I drove up to Tahoe. 15 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:03,920 Speaker 3: I'm at a I have a lot of writing to 16 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:06,520 Speaker 3: get done this week. I have to finish a pilot 17 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:09,600 Speaker 3: and I have to finish a movie in the same week, 18 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:12,000 Speaker 3: which is always fun. And I'm working on an NBC 19 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:16,840 Speaker 3: game show. So I said, I'm out of here. I 20 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:18,880 Speaker 3: rented this place I have a view of like Tahoe. 21 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:21,640 Speaker 3: It's very beautiful. It's gonna snow eighteen inches tonight. 22 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:23,319 Speaker 2: That's amazing. 23 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:24,280 Speaker 4: I did not plan for. 24 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:28,800 Speaker 3: And then also I discovered something that I've never seen before. 25 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:35,440 Speaker 3: To open this Airbnb, I had to unplug an electric 26 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:38,360 Speaker 3: fence on the doors and windows because the black bears 27 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:40,880 Speaker 3: have figured out how to open doors and push like 28 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:45,040 Speaker 3: door handles, So you have to have these electric coils 29 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:48,520 Speaker 3: that are plugged into the house, not like battery like zappers, 30 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:52,400 Speaker 3: and the whole All the lower level windows and doors 31 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:54,440 Speaker 3: have an electric fence on them. 32 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:57,160 Speaker 4: It's crazy. 33 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:58,760 Speaker 2: Oly's amazing. 34 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:00,480 Speaker 4: Yeah a bear. 35 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:02,480 Speaker 2: Oh, I guess they're hibernating already. 36 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:05,440 Speaker 3: I want to throw food in the backyard, but then 37 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:07,400 Speaker 3: that'll lead to me getting murdered, so I'm not going 38 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:09,919 Speaker 3: to do it. But I picked an animal story, but 39 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:11,880 Speaker 3: I want to hear your banana story first. 40 00:02:11,919 --> 00:02:14,320 Speaker 2: All right, this is this one's I'm so excited about it. 41 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:19,679 Speaker 2: So this is comes from our our bananimal, Randy Faucho. 42 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:21,679 Speaker 4: I love it. 43 00:02:21,919 --> 00:02:24,480 Speaker 2: Fuck okay, it's either way. 44 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:28,000 Speaker 4: A U C H e u X tough man. 45 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:31,640 Speaker 2: It's a great name. My wife suggested I send this 46 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:34,679 Speaker 2: personal banana story. In twenty fourteen, I was dating a 47 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:41,280 Speaker 2: published poet who had been invited to Oxford Jewel probably Mississippi. 48 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:47,720 Speaker 2: Oh right, he gets us with that. One had been 49 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:51,280 Speaker 2: a poet who had been invited to Oxford missus zippy 50 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:55,600 Speaker 2: for reading at a pretty big deal event. Living in 51 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:58,320 Speaker 2: Baton Rouge, Louisiana at the time, we made the relatively 52 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:01,880 Speaker 2: short drive up and enjoyed a fun little weekend getaway. Yes, 53 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:05,600 Speaker 2: she did her writing over musical landscapes that I created. 54 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:09,600 Speaker 2: Sounds fucking awesome, Okay, and the audience response was surprisingly great. 55 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:12,040 Speaker 2: So needless to say, we raged pretty hard that night, 56 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:13,880 Speaker 2: or as hard as you can rage in a city 57 00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:17,880 Speaker 2: where bars close at one am. The next morning, as 58 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:20,239 Speaker 2: we were preparing to make the drive back to Baton Rouge, 59 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:23,840 Speaker 2: we learned that the roadside attraction known as Graceland Too 60 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:28,360 Speaker 2: Oh in Holly Springs, Mississippi, was only about thirty minutes 61 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:29,720 Speaker 2: out of our way. Got to do it If you're 62 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:32,600 Speaker 2: not familiar with Graceland Too. It was the home of 63 00:03:32,639 --> 00:03:35,960 Speaker 2: a man named Paul McCleod. Okay, that he had turned 64 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:40,280 Speaker 2: into a twenty four hour Elvis museum. Oh that was 65 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:41,360 Speaker 2: all I knew beforehand. 66 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:43,160 Speaker 4: Who wouldn't need that? Who wouldn't need that? 67 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:45,520 Speaker 2: Yep, who wouldn't need that? You need to be able 68 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:50,000 Speaker 2: to go there, So we route ourselves to the address 69 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:53,440 Speaker 2: and arrive to a half painted clusterfuck of a house. Yes, 70 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:57,480 Speaker 2: that was clearly attempting to look like the real Graceland. Yes, 71 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,440 Speaker 2: we knocked on the door, waited for an answer, knocked 72 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:02,600 Speaker 2: a few more times, and when we still got no answer, 73 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:05,000 Speaker 2: we decided to check out the town's Bureau of Tourism, 74 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:08,960 Speaker 2: which I'm pretty sure only existed for Grace, to see 75 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,200 Speaker 2: if they had closed or something. The friendly ladies who 76 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:14,680 Speaker 2: worked there assured us that it was very much open, 77 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:17,840 Speaker 2: and that we needed to knock loudly and yell Paul's name. 78 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:21,359 Speaker 2: They said he was probably a sleep but that he 79 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:23,680 Speaker 2: was perfectly fine with being woken up at whatever time. 80 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:26,320 Speaker 2: Oh my god, So we went back and heated their advice. 81 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:30,000 Speaker 2: While waiting, a friendly British couple appeared behind us. They 82 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:33,279 Speaker 2: were doing a Southern US vacation in something Graceland too 83 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:36,800 Speaker 2: ended up on their long to do list. After several 84 00:04:36,839 --> 00:04:40,520 Speaker 2: minutes of banging and yelling, the door finally opens. An 85 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:43,280 Speaker 2: older man with very unkempt looking hair and dentures that 86 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:46,919 Speaker 2: wouldn't stay stood in the doorway and told us we 87 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:50,080 Speaker 2: were about to have the best damn tour you'll ever 88 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:57,080 Speaker 2: have in your life. This is I This already sounded exciting. 89 00:04:57,680 --> 00:05:00,800 Speaker 2: The house smelled like piss and mold. All rambled on 90 00:05:00,839 --> 00:05:03,599 Speaker 2: and on inanely about Elvis while parading us through this 91 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:10,880 Speaker 2: horder piles of unspectacular Elvis memorabilia. If our attention noticeably wandered, 92 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:15,000 Speaker 2: he would yell you and sometimes poke us very firmly 93 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:20,760 Speaker 2: with his fingers. It was hot and stuffy and awful 94 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:23,080 Speaker 2: smelling in there, and nothing he said made any sense. 95 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:25,640 Speaker 2: We were hung over as fuck and were starting to 96 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:28,920 Speaker 2: feel trapped and perhaps as though we were losing our minds. 97 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:32,200 Speaker 2: At one point, he pulled out a giant storage bag 98 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:34,480 Speaker 2: of women's underwear and told us that it was from 99 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:38,200 Speaker 2: all the college girls that frequented the place. What turns 100 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:41,440 Speaker 2: out this might have actually been true, question mark Oka. 101 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:44,479 Speaker 2: He also told us how he drank a twenty four 102 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:47,880 Speaker 2: pack of Coca Cola a day because it kept him horny. 103 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,200 Speaker 4: Nice. 104 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:51,560 Speaker 2: I assume this was true too, based on his lack 105 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:54,039 Speaker 2: of teeth and frequent allusions to sex that I'm sure 106 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:54,800 Speaker 2: he wasn't having. 107 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:55,280 Speaker 4: Yes. 108 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:57,680 Speaker 2: About an hour and a half in the four of 109 00:05:57,760 --> 00:06:01,960 Speaker 2: us all noticeably bored. An hour and a half in Yes, 110 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:05,400 Speaker 2: all of us noticely bored and irritated and claustrophobic. The 111 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:07,760 Speaker 2: British man spoke up that they had somewhere to be, 112 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:11,479 Speaker 2: and we quickly chimed in us too. He begged us 113 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:14,400 Speaker 2: to stay a little longer, and when we hesitated, he said, 114 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:17,040 Speaker 2: let me just show you one more thing, so we agreed. 115 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:18,400 Speaker 2: I mean, this story, just this. 116 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:21,440 Speaker 4: Is so good. I love this story. Yeah. 117 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:24,080 Speaker 2: He reaches into a drawer and pulls out a shiny 118 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:29,000 Speaker 2: and rather large you guessed it revolver. Keep in mind 119 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:32,160 Speaker 2: that mister McLeod could barely form a coherent sentence, and, 120 00:06:32,279 --> 00:06:34,600 Speaker 2: judging by the dilapidated state of his house, his mind 121 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:37,920 Speaker 2: was probably not in an entirely dissimilar state. He shows 122 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,679 Speaker 2: us that the gun is indeed loaded, and starts waving 123 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:43,320 Speaker 2: it around all willy nilly while telling us some inane 124 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:45,800 Speaker 2: and far fetched story. At this point, me and the 125 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:49,359 Speaker 2: then girlfriend exchange terrified glances and just high tail it 126 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:52,440 Speaker 2: out of the front door. The British woman followed close behind, 127 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:55,200 Speaker 2: and eventually the very polite man exited the house. It 128 00:06:55,279 --> 00:06:57,400 Speaker 2: literally felt like the end of a horror movie where 129 00:06:57,400 --> 00:07:02,320 Speaker 2: the survivor makes a final escape from the predators. Oh 130 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:05,320 Speaker 2: do you want the update for this story? 131 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:07,440 Speaker 4: You damn right, I do. I'm sitting on the edge 132 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:09,160 Speaker 4: of my seat. 133 00:07:09,279 --> 00:07:14,600 Speaker 2: A couple months later, a couple months later, this guy 134 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:17,120 Speaker 2: has a break in somebody who tries to break into 135 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:21,559 Speaker 2: his house. He kills the guy with that revolver. Oh geez, 136 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:25,960 Speaker 2: and then three days later, while sitting on his front porch, 137 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:27,800 Speaker 2: just has a heart attack and dies. 138 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:33,320 Speaker 3: Oh wow, this has a beginning, this has a middle, 139 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:34,960 Speaker 3: and this has two ends. 140 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:40,680 Speaker 2: What yes, it's the craziest bucket. Sorry. He linked me 141 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:44,239 Speaker 2: to the USA Today article about his death. 142 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:52,240 Speaker 3: Oh man, God, that is what a fantastic Banana's minisod story. 143 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:54,520 Speaker 4: That is excellent and. 144 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:57,040 Speaker 2: It is really truly amazing. And also like being in 145 00:07:57,120 --> 00:08:02,000 Speaker 2: someone's house. There's something so creepy about being in someone's house. 146 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:04,080 Speaker 2: I remember when I was like, there's you know, I 147 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:07,320 Speaker 2: did this this, uh, this story on This American Life 148 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:09,720 Speaker 2: way back, as you well know about my rooms Spring 149 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:13,040 Speaker 2: of Time. Yeah, I just for a month slept with 150 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:15,000 Speaker 2: a lot of different people. Was wonderful, and that was 151 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,200 Speaker 2: the one thing that I always found fascinating and I 152 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:21,400 Speaker 2: mentioned it in This American Life. Piece of seeing people's houses, 153 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:24,760 Speaker 2: like someone you just met and then you like see 154 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:27,320 Speaker 2: their bedroom and like what they've chosen to put on 155 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:29,840 Speaker 2: their wall is always like fascinating to me. 156 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:34,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, and you sometimes realize you have made a monstrous mistake. 157 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:37,680 Speaker 4: Based on just what their bed looks like. 158 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:39,920 Speaker 3: It's also the thing and you well, on your rum Springer, 159 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:41,600 Speaker 3: you were really going for it and like. 160 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:43,760 Speaker 2: On a one night you were dan to me at 161 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:45,240 Speaker 2: that time, Oh yes, I did. 162 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:47,000 Speaker 3: I knew you before and I kind of knew you 163 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:49,080 Speaker 3: during and then I knew you again after, but you 164 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:51,760 Speaker 3: were a man on a mission. And uh, but like 165 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:54,199 Speaker 3: a one night stand if like if you met somebody 166 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:54,840 Speaker 3: at a bar. 167 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,720 Speaker 4: And then went home, like they didn't. 168 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:01,680 Speaker 3: Necessarily clean their house or make their bed or have 169 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:04,720 Speaker 3: like it's also weird when you walk into somebody's house 170 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:07,439 Speaker 3: and they weren't expecting to bring you home, and it's 171 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:10,640 Speaker 3: almost like a crime scene. You're like looking around being like, yes, okay, 172 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:15,280 Speaker 3: so there's food there, there's their medications on the night stand. Uh, 173 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:18,439 Speaker 3: these sheets are discussed it. But then you know you 174 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:22,079 Speaker 3: I guess still go for it. Sometimes you're committed. You're 175 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:23,000 Speaker 3: committed at that point. 176 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:25,679 Speaker 2: Also, if anyone is listening, it doesn't know what I'm 177 00:09:25,679 --> 00:09:28,600 Speaker 2: talking about. Yes, really quickly, I was in a thirteen 178 00:09:28,679 --> 00:09:32,120 Speaker 2: year relationship. Yes, and we decided, in order to figure 179 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:33,600 Speaker 2: out whether or not we're gonna get married, we were 180 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:36,000 Speaker 2: gonna have sex with other people. So for a month, 181 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:38,520 Speaker 2: which turned into three months, we kind of took a 182 00:09:38,559 --> 00:09:41,480 Speaker 2: rum springer from a relationship and just we both had 183 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,360 Speaker 2: a bunch of sex and then came back and ended 184 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:43,960 Speaker 2: up breaking up. 185 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:44,360 Speaker 1: And uh. 186 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:46,880 Speaker 4: And a rum springer is for Amish people. 187 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:49,600 Speaker 3: When kids turn seventeen or something like that, they get 188 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:52,640 Speaker 3: a year to go live their life out outside of 189 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:55,160 Speaker 3: Amish country and do whatever they want and then decide 190 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:57,760 Speaker 3: if they're going to come back and become and stay 191 00:09:57,760 --> 00:10:00,360 Speaker 3: with the Amish or so they go to you, they 192 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:02,400 Speaker 3: go to cities, They go to Philadelphia, and they drink 193 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:04,080 Speaker 3: and they smoke, and they do they have sex, and 194 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:05,320 Speaker 3: they really lose their minds. 195 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:07,920 Speaker 4: And then most of them go back to the Amish. 196 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,080 Speaker 2: I heard. I heard most of them go back because 197 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:12,440 Speaker 2: it's essentially like they you get cut off if you 198 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:16,240 Speaker 2: don't go back, right like like your family won't speak 199 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:18,000 Speaker 2: to you and stuff like that. So that's a pretty 200 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:21,000 Speaker 2: big sacrifice. But we and those two years must be 201 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:23,040 Speaker 2: fucking crazy. Whoo. 202 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:26,040 Speaker 4: Yeah, So that is such a great story. 203 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:30,520 Speaker 3: I guess that that museum Graceland two is probably gone. 204 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:33,040 Speaker 3: One thing you might not occur. I've spent a lot 205 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:37,720 Speaker 3: more time in the in the Deep South, the Southeast. UH. 206 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:41,480 Speaker 3: In a lot of Southern homes they have theme rooms, 207 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:43,160 Speaker 3: like they'll be like a jungle room where they'll be 208 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:46,000 Speaker 3: a zebra chair and they'll be a tiger print a 209 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,320 Speaker 3: sofa and they'll be and a lot of them have 210 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:51,280 Speaker 3: Elvis rooms. A lot of people have entire rooms that 211 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:53,360 Speaker 3: are Elvis themeed. Like I have friends who's moms and 212 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:55,520 Speaker 3: they'll tell me, Like my buddy Van going into his 213 00:10:55,559 --> 00:10:58,800 Speaker 3: mom's house in Hattiesburg was like, she's got a thing 214 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:01,880 Speaker 3: for Elvis. The living room is all Elvis, and it 215 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,160 Speaker 3: was It's crazy. 216 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:07,280 Speaker 2: I love that. But also, yeah, in Graceland, he had 217 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:09,960 Speaker 2: a jungle room. Did you have you ever been to Graceland? 218 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:10,920 Speaker 4: I did. Yeah, I like it. 219 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:13,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought it was really fascinating because and Memphis 220 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:17,480 Speaker 3: is like an okay city. Memphis is like kind of fun. 221 00:11:17,679 --> 00:11:20,080 Speaker 3: And then when I went, like, the barbecue's great. I 222 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,880 Speaker 3: love blues music, but it's just kind of a smaller city. 223 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:26,360 Speaker 3: But then Graceland's a great way to like do that 224 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:27,800 Speaker 3: and then go somewhere else. 225 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:30,040 Speaker 4: It's like, Okay, we did it. 226 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:33,080 Speaker 2: We did it, baby, I. 227 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,040 Speaker 4: Want to with you. 228 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:38,920 Speaker 3: I think it's still open in Denver. But Elvis's favorite sandwich, 229 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:40,960 Speaker 3: that thing that was called the. 230 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,480 Speaker 4: Fool's Gold Loaf. Do you know what that is? 231 00:11:42,679 --> 00:11:46,960 Speaker 2: Yeah? That eight thousandeanut butter? Is that the peanut butter 232 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,080 Speaker 2: bacon banana sandwich. 233 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:49,319 Speaker 4: Yeah. 234 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,920 Speaker 3: It was a hollowed out loaf of bread with a 235 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:54,600 Speaker 3: whole jar of peanut butter, a whole jar of jelly, 236 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:57,439 Speaker 3: one pound of bacon, and then I think it was 237 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:58,559 Speaker 3: like baked or something. 238 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:00,520 Speaker 4: But he once. 239 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:04,120 Speaker 3: Flew a plane from Graceland to Denver to buy twenty 240 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,199 Speaker 3: two of them and then flew back. 241 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:09,160 Speaker 4: So we gotta do it. 242 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:11,720 Speaker 3: We gotta go get a Fool's Gold loaf, you and 243 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,400 Speaker 3: me and just see what we can do. 244 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:18,080 Speaker 2: I am in. I do remember also, like the whole 245 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:21,240 Speaker 2: idea of like being in a crazy person's house. When 246 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,400 Speaker 2: we first moved to La Lauren and I we had 247 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:26,920 Speaker 2: just driven cross country, right, so we had everything in 248 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:32,560 Speaker 2: a Honda Civic two, everything we owned, right. We didn't 249 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:36,000 Speaker 2: run no trailer, no been driving for like a week 250 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:39,360 Speaker 2: straight and we finally get here and it was an Airbnb. 251 00:12:39,679 --> 00:12:41,600 Speaker 2: We got it from this woman. Her name was Emily, 252 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:44,280 Speaker 2: and on the Airbnb she was like, uh, you know, 253 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:48,000 Speaker 2: like wonderful house, beautiful and all these pictures of the 254 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:48,760 Speaker 2: house and everything. 255 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:49,240 Speaker 4: Okay. 256 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:51,880 Speaker 2: And then so we get there and we knock on 257 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:54,760 Speaker 2: the door and this guy answers the door who looks 258 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,160 Speaker 2: exactly like Andrew WK. 259 00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:57,800 Speaker 4: Okay. 260 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,160 Speaker 2: He's got like like a cross between Andrew w K 261 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:04,840 Speaker 2: and Anthony Keatis, so like long hair, like maybe waist length. 262 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:08,439 Speaker 2: He's got white pants on. He seems really coked up, 263 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:12,240 Speaker 2: and he like rips the door open, like, hey, oh 264 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:17,160 Speaker 2: is Emily here, and and he's just like, no, she left. 265 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:21,360 Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, well we've rented her home 266 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:26,720 Speaker 2: on Airbnb. And he's just like this is all he does. 267 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:28,480 Speaker 2: And then he just walks away from the door. 268 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:29,480 Speaker 4: Oh no. 269 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:31,960 Speaker 2: So then we're like and then we like are like 270 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:34,960 Speaker 2: what do we do? We were like already frazzled from 271 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,800 Speaker 2: we just drove eight hours that day, and then we 272 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:40,880 Speaker 2: like wandering and we're like what do what do we do? 273 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:45,040 Speaker 2: And he's just like, that's her room. And so this 274 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:48,760 Speaker 2: woman had posted on Airbnb that she we were renting 275 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:51,880 Speaker 2: a home. Yes, what we were renting was a room 276 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:55,560 Speaker 2: in a sharehouse and this and then she had not 277 00:13:55,679 --> 00:13:59,160 Speaker 2: told any of her other like five other roommates that 278 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:04,000 Speaker 2: she wasting out her room. So everyone's mad. Literally we 279 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:07,840 Speaker 2: walk in, he's like, Emily rented her room on AIRP 280 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:11,680 Speaker 2: and B. He's yelling at other roommates, and the roommates 281 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:15,000 Speaker 2: are like, what the fuck, and we're just like, guys, what, 282 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:18,720 Speaker 2: So we like move our stuff in. Oh, and I 283 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:20,560 Speaker 2: literally have to, like I have to, like I have 284 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:23,040 Speaker 2: a flat screen TV in the back seat, like our TV, 285 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:24,800 Speaker 2: so I have to like, yeah, move a TV in 286 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:29,960 Speaker 2: to make sure nobody steals where they hell. That night, 287 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:32,360 Speaker 2: we're like, all right, let's go out, let's go do something, 288 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:35,760 Speaker 2: of course, and it's our first night in La and 289 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:38,000 Speaker 2: we're trying to get ready, but the door to the 290 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:41,640 Speaker 2: bathroom is closed and locked, and there's two people in there. 291 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:45,560 Speaker 2: The water in the bathroom is on. It's two women, 292 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:55,480 Speaker 2: and one of them is just going and we're like going, 293 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:58,640 Speaker 2: like we have to we have to bathroom. And then 294 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:02,320 Speaker 2: this is happening and I'm like, oh, this is crazy. 295 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:05,720 Speaker 2: It sounded like she was giving birth in the bathtub. Yes, 296 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:08,080 Speaker 2: So we're like fuck this and we leave. We leave, 297 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:12,600 Speaker 2: We go out for five hours, come home drunk two 298 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:17,440 Speaker 2: three in the morning. They are still in the bath. 299 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:23,760 Speaker 2: What door locked? That is still on? But now there 300 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:30,680 Speaker 2: it's just laughter. There's no screaming, like crazy laughter. And 301 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:33,560 Speaker 2: then the next day I contacted Airbnb. We got all it. 302 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,120 Speaker 2: We moved out. The next day got. 303 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:39,640 Speaker 3: Oh I didn't know the story for some reason. Yeah, 304 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:42,000 Speaker 3: I didn't know that one, But that is so I mean, 305 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:44,240 Speaker 3: that's like a little bit of hell. Also that night, 306 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:48,880 Speaker 3: you guys could turn that into a that like that 307 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:51,440 Speaker 3: movie game Night or whatever. That is one night that 308 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:53,560 Speaker 3: just never it's like adventures and babysitting. It just keeps 309 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:57,160 Speaker 3: going and getting worse somehow. I love that story so much. 310 00:15:57,320 --> 00:16:02,760 Speaker 3: Oh well, you the you're doing your shower orgasling moaning 311 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:04,680 Speaker 3: reminds me of a story that I'll tell after I 312 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:07,760 Speaker 3: do mine, because that you just reminded me of something. 313 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:13,160 Speaker 3: So this one comes in from the Great Bananamal. Sammy Palmers. 314 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:17,120 Speaker 3: I believe Sammy is a lady sam I cute name, 315 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,120 Speaker 3: Sammy Palmer. 316 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:20,400 Speaker 4: Here were we go? 317 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,920 Speaker 3: My family used to live in Parks City, Utah. We 318 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:26,800 Speaker 3: lived on ten acres of land, and we had moose 319 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:29,480 Speaker 3: in our yards all the time. In our yard all 320 00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:33,080 Speaker 3: the time, moose sometimes fucking at all hours of the 321 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,840 Speaker 3: night with the motion detection lights on as the spotlight. 322 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:40,880 Speaker 3: That's already great. Anyways, back to the story. Yeah, it 323 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:43,640 Speaker 3: was around nine am. My little brother and sister were 324 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:46,400 Speaker 3: out in the yard playing on the grass. They are 325 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:48,920 Speaker 3: twins and two years old at the time. A moose 326 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:51,800 Speaker 3: came into my yard and my little brother decided to 327 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:55,600 Speaker 3: go pet the moose. The moose picked him up in 328 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:59,200 Speaker 3: his mouth by his head, shook him around, and then 329 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:02,920 Speaker 3: ran away with him in his mouth. Now, my little 330 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:05,760 Speaker 3: sister comes running in the house and tells my parents 331 00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:10,080 Speaker 3: that quote the moose took Tyler. At this point, my 332 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:14,200 Speaker 3: parents are like, what the moose? What took Tyler? Coming 333 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:16,480 Speaker 3: from a two year old, it might be a little confusing, 334 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:19,680 Speaker 3: And sure enough he was nowhere to be seen. They 335 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:22,040 Speaker 3: went to look for him, and all his clothes were 336 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,240 Speaker 3: on top of all the bushes. The moose was so 337 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,560 Speaker 3: tall that the bushes were snagging. 338 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:30,760 Speaker 4: His clothes off. This is insane. 339 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,879 Speaker 3: My mom heard him crying and finally found him at 340 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:36,280 Speaker 3: the edge of our land picked him up, took him 341 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:39,040 Speaker 3: to the hospital, and even though they went through multiple tests, 342 00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:41,400 Speaker 3: they found all he had was bruising around his neck 343 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:44,439 Speaker 3: and six stitches on his toe. In the end, he 344 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:46,840 Speaker 3: wasn't really that hurt, and he said that quote the 345 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:48,479 Speaker 3: moose says, he is really sorry. 346 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:53,560 Speaker 4: End quote. Ah, a little Tyler got carried by a moose. 347 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:58,480 Speaker 2: That is so great because I can, Mike, I can 348 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:01,280 Speaker 2: put myself in the of course, she go of those 349 00:18:01,359 --> 00:18:03,680 Speaker 2: parents where a two year old is like, a moose 350 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:06,440 Speaker 2: took Tyler And we're like, sure, okay, Like I don't 351 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:08,240 Speaker 2: even know if I would go outside at that moment, 352 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:09,520 Speaker 2: do you know what I mean, I'd be like, sure, 353 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,520 Speaker 2: a moose took the g Yes exactly. 354 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:13,719 Speaker 4: If Olive said that, you'd be like, oh, of course, 355 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,879 Speaker 4: of course, absolutely they exist. Moos is her animals. 356 00:18:17,119 --> 00:18:20,480 Speaker 2: I mean just recently, I mean she's three and a half. 357 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:23,320 Speaker 2: Just reacently, she kept telling us that this little girl 358 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:26,240 Speaker 2: at school wouldn't play with her because of her jacket. Okay, 359 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:28,639 Speaker 2: so she insisted on having a different jacket, and we 360 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:31,240 Speaker 2: were like, what's going on. Is this girl like bullying Olive? 361 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:31,920 Speaker 4: Yeah? Sure. 362 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:35,040 Speaker 2: We get to the door and my wife tells the 363 00:18:35,119 --> 00:18:37,320 Speaker 2: woman who at daycare who runs as a great woman, 364 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:40,919 Speaker 2: and we're like, is there something going on with this 365 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:45,920 Speaker 2: little girl? Is she bullying Olive? And Miss Zusie just goes, ah, 366 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:49,680 Speaker 2: that's a quiet little girl. If anything, Olive is bully. 367 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,440 Speaker 2: I mean she didn't say if Edie, she didn't say 368 00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,240 Speaker 2: that Olive was bullying her. But I mean we're the 369 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:02,280 Speaker 2: implication is the one like calling the shots around. 370 00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:05,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's funny. How all of like three or something 371 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,760 Speaker 3: and a half. Yeah, that they start lying around like 372 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:09,359 Speaker 3: two and a half, right, Like they start kind of 373 00:19:09,359 --> 00:19:10,119 Speaker 3: making stuff up. 374 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:14,840 Speaker 2: It's not even lies, it's that they their imaginations are 375 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:19,920 Speaker 2: so powerful that they often don't distinguish between imagination and reality. 376 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:23,000 Speaker 3: That's interesting. Yeah, yeah, I love that kind of thing. 377 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:26,800 Speaker 3: Your story, So this story and then you doing your moaning, 378 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,720 Speaker 3: just you you gave me a great memory. So Kristin Shawl, 379 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:34,879 Speaker 3: our good friend got married in the Stanley Hotel in 380 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:36,200 Speaker 3: ST's Park, Colorado. 381 00:19:37,119 --> 00:19:40,280 Speaker 4: K why don't you describe years for the show? 382 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:40,520 Speaker 1: Yeah? 383 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:44,320 Speaker 4: Exactly. Why don't you describe your role in the wedding 384 00:19:45,119 --> 00:19:45,720 Speaker 4: and your outfit? 385 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:50,000 Speaker 2: I was I was the maid of honor. Uh, and 386 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:53,439 Speaker 2: so while we were in Edinburgh that year before they 387 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:56,119 Speaker 2: got married. They got married I think in like October September, 388 00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:59,199 Speaker 2: so Edinburgh is August of every year, and we were 389 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:04,560 Speaker 2: like going pretty regularly. We bought a full kilt, full 390 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:08,000 Speaker 2: Scottish kilt, like set up the whole thing and then 391 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:12,400 Speaker 2: as like they wanted this to happen. But I think 392 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:16,120 Speaker 2: like my gift to them was to rent, was it too, 393 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:19,959 Speaker 2: it was two to rent two lamas, yes, and then 394 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,520 Speaker 2: the lamas were part of the ceremonies and it was 395 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:25,640 Speaker 2: my jobs as made of honor to hold the lambay 396 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:27,440 Speaker 2: during the. 397 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:29,760 Speaker 3: Lama was wearing like a bow tie and the other 398 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:34,440 Speaker 3: It was like it was basically from my perspective, beautiful wedding. Also, 399 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:37,040 Speaker 3: by the way, it was Kristen and Rich in the middle, 400 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:41,119 Speaker 3: and then Kurt and a lama on one side, and 401 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:44,200 Speaker 3: then who was on Riches side, Scott Spies. 402 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:47,280 Speaker 2: I think it was not Scott Spiser. Oh yeah, Scott 403 00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:51,440 Speaker 2: looked like looks like me. Jacobson writer for Bob's Burgers, 404 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:53,480 Speaker 2: Scott Jacobson, Yes. 405 00:20:53,359 --> 00:20:55,879 Speaker 3: Yeah, So Scott Jacobson's holding Alum on the other side. 406 00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:59,439 Speaker 3: And then the ring was brought in on an artificial bird. 407 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:03,000 Speaker 3: We called Ruby by her uncle Chuck. I believe it 408 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:04,800 Speaker 3: was the most fun. It was the most christ and 409 00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:08,639 Speaker 3: show wedding imaginable. Yeah, anyways, exactly. So I go, and 410 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:11,119 Speaker 3: for those who don't know, the Stanley Hotels, this beautiful hotel. 411 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:14,040 Speaker 3: It's where Stephen King stayed in nineteen seventy three in 412 00:21:14,119 --> 00:21:16,720 Speaker 3: room two seventeen, and he was so spooked from the 413 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:19,920 Speaker 3: wind and everything that he drives back to Boulder and 414 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:23,760 Speaker 3: writes The Shining, the classic movie. So I go and 415 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:26,879 Speaker 3: I check in, and my date at the time was 416 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,200 Speaker 3: one of those people that just hates all things hard. 417 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:32,960 Speaker 3: Didn't want to know what room was the infamous room, 418 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:35,720 Speaker 3: and we are put in two nineteen. We are put 419 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:40,960 Speaker 3: directly extx door. So I didn't say anything. She figured 420 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:45,399 Speaker 3: it out, and uh so we party. You know, we 421 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:46,960 Speaker 3: had a great time. You and I were at the 422 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,320 Speaker 3: same table. We had a wonderful time drinking and dancing 423 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:51,200 Speaker 3: as you do into the night. A lot of funny 424 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:55,280 Speaker 3: people there. It's high elevation. At some point I'm just 425 00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:57,840 Speaker 3: so dehydrated. I'm like, I'm going to bed. I go 426 00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,720 Speaker 3: to bed. I think that you and Brett Gellman and 427 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,919 Speaker 3: other people stay up. I don't know, but that's what 428 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:04,359 Speaker 3: I'm thinking, because I wake up in the middle of. 429 00:22:04,359 --> 00:22:05,280 Speaker 4: Night and hear. 430 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:12,200 Speaker 3: And I'm like, these guys are on drugs out by 431 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:16,160 Speaker 3: the pool, and so I pee, I go back to bed, 432 00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:19,080 Speaker 3: and I just I wake up in the morning and 433 00:22:19,119 --> 00:22:21,280 Speaker 3: you know this about me, like I don't. I'm up 434 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:24,280 Speaker 3: early after drinking, like I my hangovers don't hit. So 435 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,560 Speaker 3: I go down to the bar at like nine am 436 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:29,560 Speaker 3: to get a bloody Mary. And it's not to drop names, 437 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,760 Speaker 3: not that it's a big one to drop, but the 438 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:34,520 Speaker 3: only two people there are me and John Oliver, and 439 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:36,800 Speaker 3: he's the nicest guy in the world. And so I 440 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,720 Speaker 3: ordered a bloody Mary that has bacon in it, and 441 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:41,040 Speaker 3: I'm having the time of my life. And the bartender's like, 442 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:43,080 Speaker 3: how'd you guys sleep? And John's like, yeah, great, great, 443 00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:47,040 Speaker 3: quite one of them. And I go, I heard men 444 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:49,600 Speaker 3: yelling last night and I think it was our wedding 445 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,720 Speaker 3: party and I'm sorry, and he goes, what did it 446 00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:53,600 Speaker 3: sound like? And I did a version of what I 447 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,840 Speaker 3: just did. It sounded like the women in the shower. 448 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:59,840 Speaker 4: At your airbnb. Yeah, And he goes, oh, that's just 449 00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:03,280 Speaker 4: Elk's rutting. When elk. When male elks have sex, they 450 00:23:03,359 --> 00:23:05,080 Speaker 4: scream like men. Sometimes. 451 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:10,119 Speaker 3: It's so crazy in the most Haunted room in the 452 00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:13,600 Speaker 3: most Haunted hotel, thinking men are screaming outside and it's 453 00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:17,200 Speaker 3: just Elk's getting it on loudly in the in the mountains, 454 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,240 Speaker 3: it's just echoing off the mountain side. 455 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,520 Speaker 2: Oh no, I mean I I. The next day we 456 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,920 Speaker 2: went and I think you laughed. 457 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:26,240 Speaker 4: I did. 458 00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,720 Speaker 2: The next day it was like it was like me 459 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:32,520 Speaker 2: and Kristen and Pete Holmes and Oran and that's right, 460 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,760 Speaker 2: and a bunch of us took mushrooms and then went 461 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:39,480 Speaker 2: for a walk hike in Esta's National Parking Yes Yes, 462 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:42,240 Speaker 2: or Colorado xh Park and we hiked up to this 463 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:47,760 Speaker 2: beautiful mountain lake, Alpine Lake. And at one point and 464 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,560 Speaker 2: up before I get to the actual point of the story, 465 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,479 Speaker 2: we were all sitting on this rock on the edge 466 00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:53,399 Speaker 2: of this lake. I'm tripping. I don't know if anybody 467 00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:56,920 Speaker 2: else was. And then out of this duck from across 468 00:23:56,960 --> 00:24:01,360 Speaker 2: the lake starts swimming like make a bee line for us. 469 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:04,080 Speaker 2: And you're just very aware of things when you're on mushrooms, 470 00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:06,320 Speaker 2: you know. I was like, I was like, why why 471 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:08,000 Speaker 2: is this duck? Coming right out. He's like, is this 472 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,720 Speaker 2: duck coming right at us? And he was just like 473 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:13,439 Speaker 2: really quick going in between like little little lily pads 474 00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:19,440 Speaker 2: and everything. And then uh Rich, Christen's husband just goes, 475 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:24,040 Speaker 2: he's a narc and he comes he comes in it, 476 00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:26,960 Speaker 2: and the Rich just goes, hey, guys, you guys got 477 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:32,159 Speaker 2: any jazz cigarettes? Oh man, I haven't left for so 478 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:36,199 Speaker 2: long anyway. So we're walking back down and it's running 479 00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:40,760 Speaker 2: season and then we see two l and they're doing 480 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:46,199 Speaker 2: it and it's just like it is the fucking craziest noise. 481 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:51,000 Speaker 2: We couldn't stop laughing. And also it's like dangerous too, 482 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:53,640 Speaker 2: like you're not supposed to be around them because they 483 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:57,720 Speaker 2: they'll like rush you because it's all that whatever steroids 484 00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,960 Speaker 2: not steroids to stop. 485 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:01,359 Speaker 4: Yeah, they're revved up. 486 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:04,199 Speaker 3: And for our international listeners who've never seen Elk, and 487 00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:06,959 Speaker 3: Elk is like the size of a horse with antlers. 488 00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:10,320 Speaker 3: They're like sharp, pointy deer antlers that are as big, 489 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:11,720 Speaker 3: I mean they're as big as the hood of a. 490 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,760 Speaker 2: Car sixteen feet tall. They're twelve thirteen, fourteen. 491 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:19,280 Speaker 3: Feet, they're they're they're the super heroes of the dear 492 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:20,040 Speaker 3: looking world. 493 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:23,520 Speaker 4: Yeah. Oh man, that was such a fun one. 494 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:24,440 Speaker 2: Yeah. 495 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,040 Speaker 4: That stories. 496 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:29,399 Speaker 3: Thanks every Bananimals. Keep these coming for everybody who's got 497 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:32,040 Speaker 3: stitch of Premium and is listening to these minisodes, Keep 498 00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:34,800 Speaker 3: dming us, keep emailing us. We love to hear your 499 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:39,119 Speaker 3: stories and share them. God, those are two great ones, Kurt. 500 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:51,639 Speaker 2: Yeah, good job. Thanks everybody, bananas. 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