WEBVTT - A Whole Buncha Crap That Doesn't Fit Together! 

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<v Speaker 1>A whole bunch of crap that doesn't fit together. It's

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<v Speaker 1>one more thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm strong and getty.

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<v Speaker 1>One more thing, a couple of different things to bring

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<v Speaker 1>you first. This from the world of Monster Trucks. Is

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<v Speaker 1>that right, Michael? Here we go. Oh my oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>holy crap, Oh my god, no way, someone's cars got

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Oh my god. I hope no one's car.

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<v Speaker 2>Is messed up.

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<v Speaker 3>So what happened to? Yeah, go ahead, Michael.

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<v Speaker 2>Monster truck is doing its thing and a wheel comes

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<v Speaker 2>off and goes and hits the car in the parking lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Hell, the big giant monster truck wheel. Yeah, that had

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<v Speaker 1>hit a person. Oh, they'd be dead.

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<v Speaker 3>Holy smokes. Did it do damage to the car? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I believe So, okay, crush two cars, crushed two cars.

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<v Speaker 3>There we go. But maybe we can edit this together

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<v Speaker 3>so it's coherent, so.

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<v Speaker 1>You believe it it did or it crushed two cars.

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<v Speaker 1>I already seen the video trucks. Oh oh are you talking?

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<v Speaker 1>It's her video?

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<v Speaker 2>Go ahead, Gatie, No, it's his clip, but I watched it,

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<v Speaker 2>So you go. The truck hits a ramp, comes down

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<v Speaker 2>to land and the front tire just goes flying, bounces

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<v Speaker 2>over the wall of the stands into the parking lot

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<v Speaker 2>and takes out two cars.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it the Thank god that didn't land

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<v Speaker 1>on you know, a family walking to their cars, right, jeez.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh lord. Yeah, because that that sort of thing is

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<v Speaker 3>incredibly dangerous. That's why all the big tracks have giant

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<v Speaker 3>fences around them.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, yeah, I am that they don't for monster truck rallies.

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<v Speaker 1>I rode in a monster truck just Friday night for

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<v Speaker 1>so first time in my life. Joe shakes his head. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>oh yeah. We were at the California State Fair and

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<v Speaker 1>for some reason, Dodge was giving monster truck rides to

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<v Speaker 1>get you to look at their vehicle. Something minimas so

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<v Speaker 1>cool fair. The kids climbed up the giant ladder into

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<v Speaker 1>the monster truck and it took you around a track once,

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<v Speaker 1>and that was.

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<v Speaker 3>Kind of fun. How about it.

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<v Speaker 1>You're really high? Yeah, Michael, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Were in a demolition derby years ago. I was, uh yes,

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<v Speaker 3>Getting back to the trucks and wrecks and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't told this story for ages. I'll give you

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<v Speaker 3>a short version of the one time, the one and

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<v Speaker 3>only time I've ever been to the Indy five hundred.

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<v Speaker 3>I was sitting there with my buddy Paul at the time,

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<v Speaker 3>and we were sitting next to some nice people, a couple,

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<v Speaker 3>but we were We were right at the entrance to

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<v Speaker 3>pitt Row more or less right where the track gets

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<v Speaker 3>divided between the track and the entrance, and probably well

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<v Speaker 3>now that I picture, probably seventy five yards past that anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>So there were getting ready for the race and chatting

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<v Speaker 3>about it, and it becomes clear she is very, very

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<v Speaker 3>concerned about cars wrecking and them being in danger, and

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<v Speaker 3>like to the point of, what are you talking about.

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<v Speaker 3>There are like a quarter of a million people here

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<v Speaker 3>excited about the race and you're obsessing over that. And

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<v Speaker 3>he was teasing her a little bit about it, and

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<v Speaker 3>we were teasing her a little bit about it too,

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<v Speaker 3>about oh yeah, we better be ready to dodge, you

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<v Speaker 3>never know, blah blah blah. And it was in the

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<v Speaker 3>first five laps of the race somebody wrecked right into

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<v Speaker 3>the dividing pylon thingy that separates the track from the

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<v Speaker 3>off ramp thing the entrance to pitt Rope. Car explodes,

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<v Speaker 3>oh in depart not literally a fireball, but every part

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<v Speaker 3>of it went in a different direction. All that was

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<v Speaker 3>left was the cockpit, the protective you know, mini cockpit

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<v Speaker 3>that the driver's actually in that goes sliding down the track.

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<v Speaker 3>Nobody can tell if he's alive or dead. There's debris

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<v Speaker 3>flying everywhere, including around us. She broke down, weeping, and

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<v Speaker 3>they left. Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>She spoke that into reality.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, she spoke it into reality.

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<v Speaker 3>She manifested. Oprah, Is that what happened?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, she did, precisely.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh we felt pretty bad about that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'll bet oh, I'll bet.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>It was fine, by the way, The driver was fine.

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<v Speaker 3>The car just disintegrated. All that was left was the cockpit.

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<v Speaker 3>It went sliding, kind of whirling down the track for

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<v Speaker 3>five hundred yards and it comes to her rest after

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<v Speaker 3>about five seconds. You see a little movement. The guy

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<v Speaker 3>was taking off his harness. He steps out of the

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<v Speaker 3>the cockpit. It was amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>So as not to hang you out to dry, Michael, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I did drive in a demolition, deary, several years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever done that, Katie?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>All of this is on my bucket list, though, so

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<v Speaker 2>I am.

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<v Speaker 1>I got contacted by the local the Dition Mayfair, and

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<v Speaker 1>they called up one and I found to drive on

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<v Speaker 1>their cars to help promote the demo derby or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>So they built a car for me and I went

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<v Speaker 1>and drove it and it was it was a very cool experience.

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<v Speaker 1>But uh, the weirdest part of it for me was

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<v Speaker 1>like I wasn't scared or anything like that. I mean, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never heard I've never seen anybody hurting a demo

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<v Speaker 1>derby or I've witnessed a bunch of or anything, so

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<v Speaker 1>I had no fear whatsoever. But I know we were

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<v Speaker 1>all going to bang into each other, and we did.

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<v Speaker 1>We banged in each other and my car lasted quite

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<v Speaker 1>a while because they built it really well, and then

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<v Speaker 1>it was over. But on the way home I had

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<v Speaker 1>some sort of lingering PTSD whereas like every car that

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<v Speaker 1>would go by, I'd be like like flinch. It was weird.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotten bashed so many times. I was like ah ah,

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't usually react to stuff that way, but

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<v Speaker 1>it was, I don't know, it's weird. They do hit

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<v Speaker 1>you really hard.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I remember you sing at the time. It was

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<v Speaker 3>it was pretty violent, very like sort us in your

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<v Speaker 3>neck and back and stuff for a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, yeah, for trying to hold your head up and everything,

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<v Speaker 1>like that you get bashed around pretty fun though.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, are you like strapped in though?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you strapped in? You gotta have money? Yeah, okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you got.

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<v Speaker 3>A head like the planet Neptune. See, your poor neck

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<v Speaker 3>was really overmatched. All right, right, my.

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<v Speaker 1>Son was telling me about my big head the other day. Again,

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<v Speaker 1>we're doing a bunch of things that don't fit together.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's one. We are talking about sports betting on the

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<v Speaker 1>Armstrong and Getty radio show. Somebody texted this, I've never

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<v Speaker 1>heard this before, have you. There are Instagram accounts that

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<v Speaker 1>give detailed bet info on the line of specific women

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<v Speaker 1>in the w NBA based on their menstrual cycles. Apparently

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<v Speaker 1>it's quite accurate and a pretty easy way to predict

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<v Speaker 1>various ladies' points and rebounds. Does that make any sense

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<v Speaker 1>to you, Kaeddy.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a woman, Actually, it totally does.

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<v Speaker 1>Really if it's your a lady, time the curse.

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<v Speaker 2>Because some girls they get hit with cramps really bad,

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<v Speaker 2>so they can't perform as well, or you know, certain things,

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<v Speaker 2>some things keep you up at night when you're that's happening.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a basketball player, so do you think your performance

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<v Speaker 1>dropped off during LT?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Totally interesting.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, especially if I was going through the cramping period

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<v Speaker 2>when we had to play a game, it was not

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<v Speaker 2>It was not comfortable at all.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I bet yeah, so yeah, wow, Wow, that is

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<v Speaker 3>a hell of aar inkle on sports betting.

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<v Speaker 1>How Come I've never heard that about the Olympics or

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<v Speaker 1>anything like that, the springing. I mean, they never lay out,

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<v Speaker 1>you know whatever, our great phenom female gold medal, hopeful,

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<v Speaker 1>but unfortunately it does match up with her cycle, so

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<v Speaker 1>it's going to be tough for her tonight. And how

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<v Speaker 1>come I've never heard that?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, because there's a perfectly reasonable scientific answer to that.

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<v Speaker 3>Go ahead your thoughts first.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well it's mine's not scientific, But I know from this.

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<v Speaker 3>Whole ir present science.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I know, from this whole IVF thing I've been

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<v Speaker 2>going through. They've actually used birth control and other medications

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<v Speaker 2>to alter when my cycle takes place. So maybe there's

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<v Speaker 2>a chance that they have, like if it's the Olympics

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<v Speaker 2>or something like that, they could prepare a couple months

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<v Speaker 2>early and actually change the date of the cycle so

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<v Speaker 2>it doesn't happen.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, day to the event. Here are your two notes

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<v Speaker 3>from science. Number one, the COVID came from a panglin.

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<v Speaker 3>Mating with a bat in a wet market had absolutely

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<v Speaker 3>nothing to do with a lab. Secondly, super elite female

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<v Speaker 3>athletes don't often don't menstruyate it at all, or their

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<v Speaker 3>cycle is extremely irregular because they work out like fiends

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<v Speaker 3>and their diets and the rest of it. So okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I want the drug route, but now that might be

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<v Speaker 3>in play too. I would if I'm training all my

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<v Speaker 3>life for the Olympic Trials or the Olympic Games and

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<v Speaker 3>the timing just ends up being bad, Let's go ahead

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<v Speaker 3>hand me those bills.

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<v Speaker 2>That now that you say that, though, you're right, because

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<v Speaker 2>I remember when I was on like three different basketball

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<v Speaker 2>teams and I was training really hard. Everything was off.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah that makes yeah, that makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>Otherwise you end up the Olympic scene on your moody and.

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<v Speaker 2>Slow, eating all the chocolate right before you run.

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<v Speaker 1>Trying about something your best friend said, and you finished fourth.

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<v Speaker 1>Those are bad combinations.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a long day.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a long day. One other thing I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>end up not doing I'll do on the radio show

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<v Speaker 1>tomorrow because we ended up talking longer than I thought,

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<v Speaker 1>is this article about man keeping. We all like the

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<v Speaker 1>they got to make up phrases. Do you know what

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<v Speaker 1>man keeping is? Off the top of your head, Kato.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 1>As male social circles shrink, female partners say they have

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<v Speaker 1>to meet more social and emotional needs of men. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's having to deal with men's emotions since they don't

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<v Speaker 1>have friends. According to this article, and as I think

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<v Speaker 1>Jonah Goldberg pointed out in his tweet, so forever it

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<v Speaker 1>was we we aren't emotional enough, We don't share emotions.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we show our emotions too much, and you have

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<v Speaker 1>to learn a skill called man keeping to deal with

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<v Speaker 1>their emotions. What is it that you want?

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<v Speaker 3>I hate honestly the yeah, yeah. The premise of the

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<v Speaker 3>article is not insane, but Jonah makes an excellent point.

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<v Speaker 3>It makes me just want to go join a what

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<v Speaker 3>do you? What do you I'm not going to join

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<v Speaker 3>a convent. I'm gon, dude, where do the monks go?

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<v Speaker 3>What the monks? No? A muncatorium? What do you call

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<v Speaker 3>that temple? A monk of poloosa. I'm gonna go have

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<v Speaker 3>me a monk of palooza. Yeah, I'm tired of the

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<v Speaker 3>modern world. It's just I'm just not like I'm disgusted

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<v Speaker 3>or horrified or angered, No, just just exhausted.

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<v Speaker 1>Just shall we never talk about our feelings then when

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<v Speaker 1>we start, If you do start now, I've got to go.

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<v Speaker 3>Would you plates go hang out with some friends or something.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm tired of this man keeping job that I've been given.

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<v Speaker 3>You guys just can't win.

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<v Speaker 1>True, true that unlesson learned early in life, you can't win.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a game you can't win. So give up.

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<v Speaker 3>Geez. Well, wait for the monster truck tire of fate

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<v Speaker 3>to come your way. It will sooner or later.

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<v Speaker 1>Dive in front of that bouncing tire your only way out. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess that's it.