Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Billy is sex slave. Here's Nicky.
Speaker 1: Hello everyone, it's Nicky Glazer. Welcome to show. It's Nicky
Speaker 1: Glazer Podcast. Um I did say Billy as a sex slave.
Speaker 1: If you don't know what that means, neither do we,
Speaker 1: but it just fits really well. It's our friend's dog.
Speaker 1: She was wearing a collar once we were singing the
Speaker 1: song and my friend Taylor said, Billy is a sex
Speaker 1: slave because she was wearing a collar, which all dogs
Speaker 1: are sex slaves because they have collars. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Um Anya is here with us, as she is all
Speaker 1: the time. Now we love it. She's in Mexico. That yeah, man,
Speaker 1: that's all that's all I know. Um let corkus. Wait, wait,
Speaker 1: let's seca corsa. That's all I know in Spanish? Do
Speaker 1: you know what that is? No corkscrew? So do you
Speaker 1: wanna non alcoholic wine? Because that's all you would need
Speaker 1: that for? What else? You need a qurse before? Anyway?
Speaker 1: Um on, just here where in Mayhico are you had that?
Speaker 1: I've been coming since I was a child, so you
Speaker 1: know like everything there. I know a lot of stuff
Speaker 1: that any fourteen through eighty year old would know because
Speaker 1: my parents are eighty now and I came here for
Speaker 1: well now, I guess I came here when I was
Speaker 1: like ten, so I still have kind of a child's
Speaker 1: view of the city. Like there's a lot of fun
Speaker 1: stuff here for gays. It's the number one gay capital
Speaker 1: of the world. So there's like a bear festival right now.
Speaker 1: Everyone here is like either a super cute little twink
Speaker 1: guy or like a big bear guy with a lot
Speaker 1: of men anyone. A recent episode of Last of Us, Yes,
Speaker 1: last night, last night, there's a bear in that, you know,
Speaker 1: the big guy that comes out of the ground. Oh,
Speaker 1: the biggest bear everyone talking about. He's called a bloater.
Speaker 1: There's like the infected are different. There's different ones as
Speaker 1: clickers that are like bats and they can see in
Speaker 1: the dark. And then there's a bloaters that's like a
Speaker 1: giant one. And there is one on the Last of
Speaker 1: Us you mean at the very very end, right that
Speaker 1: like takes everybody out. What yeah, yeah, the the big
Speaker 1: one that comes out and they're like what the hell
Speaker 1: and he's like They're like, it's a bloater and I'm
Speaker 1: like that's me. Every morning. Just a lot of salt
Speaker 1: inserting one comment, I haven't seen persons here. By the way, everyone,
Speaker 1: you haven't seen the last episode because I had to
Speaker 1: go to sleep after you guys watching it, So just
Speaker 1: no spoiler alert. Well there's a bloater in it, that's
Speaker 1: all you know. I told you. Yeah, Oh god, we're
Speaker 1: so bloat and most pizza too many process last night,
Speaker 1: Yeah we uh so persons in town. She's staying with
Speaker 1: me the past two nights. We went to Adam Sandler
Speaker 1: on Friday night, which was fucking bananas, and then we
Speaker 1: UM last night went to Taylor, who you know from
Speaker 1: the pod. It was her birthday and we had to
Speaker 1: carry co Key birthday night and it was um like
Speaker 1: ten of us in a room in St. Louis at
Speaker 1: the w Lounge. UM and yeah, we said. Kirsten was
Speaker 1: definitely m v P. She was hilarious UM on the mic,
Speaker 1: just doing like I don't know, you're just singing different
Speaker 1: lyrics to songs. And she also we found out she
Speaker 1: has an encyclopedic knowledge of every song, like she knows
Speaker 1: every song and not because they were up on the screen.
Speaker 1: She wouldn't even need the screen, like like Bob Seeger
Speaker 1: deep cuts. I love It's such an opportunity to be
Speaker 1: kid like. I was being kind of cool last night
Speaker 1: because when you know the song and you just like
Speaker 1: have the mic and you're like looking down and you
Speaker 1: don't need the lyrics, I was like in those Hollywood
Speaker 1: the most Hollywood closing your eyes and you're like look
Speaker 1: how much? And we were all looking at each other
Speaker 1: like how does she know this? And then it kept
Speaker 1: going like any song would come up and she would
Speaker 1: just know listen, we all know, like, um, the song, Um?
Speaker 1: What was the Steely Dan song that we already work?
Speaker 1: I don't want to do your dirty We all know
Speaker 1: the chorus. Okay, we can all look off the screen
Speaker 1: for that. But Kurson would like the bridge to listen, Oh,
Speaker 1: you fund yourself, somebody who can do the job for free.
Speaker 1: I'll speed it up. I mean, but she knows the
Speaker 1: bridge to like just be tracks from the eight It
Speaker 1: was crazy. I didn't know, you guys hear about this
Speaker 1: whole Steve Albani thing with him trashing Steely Dan and
Speaker 1: went viral all these Albania's But I did see all
Speaker 1: about it. He's a punk guy, no, I mean, he
Speaker 1: produced Nirvana's album Bleach. I think, I'm sorry if I'm wrong.
Speaker 1: If it was like incest decide or both, I forget
Speaker 1: which one or never mind. I don't know. Incest inside
Speaker 1: in incesticide, in secicideicide is what they changed it to. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's a Nirvana album. Yes, is incest inside incesticide like
Speaker 1: in I get I get it what they're doing. But
Speaker 1: is it about incested? He suffer incest? I don't think so,
Speaker 1: But um, it's controversial. Why would you to put incest
Speaker 1: in a song or an Now? What was the Steely
Speaker 1: Dan beef? With that? He was like, I'm the kind
Speaker 1: of punk that will always shoot on Steely Dan or something.
Speaker 1: And then all these people it was Soka and he's
Speaker 1: done this before and he went viral for it before.
Speaker 1: He just I don't know like that he knows how
Speaker 1: to be in the press. But I thought it was Soka.
Speaker 1: It's such a it's such an open platform for cook
Speaker 1: cook karaoke because you have different taste of music. You've
Speaker 1: got like the choices and everyone has to be on
Speaker 1: board and not be like to my karaoke thing. You
Speaker 1: get one song each per night in a room of ten,
Speaker 1: where you can pick a song that no one else knows,
Speaker 1: and it doesn't matter. It's your song. It doesn't matter
Speaker 1: if it's not a hit, it doesn't matter if noyone knows.
Speaker 1: Of course it's your song. You get one and then
Speaker 1: the rest. You need to choose ones that people have
Speaker 1: at least heard of. Practice area everyone's happy. Was there anyone?
Speaker 1: Was there anyone in this karaoke group that couldn't sing?
Speaker 1: I didn't have a nice voice? Um No, everyone pretty
Speaker 1: much that's sang had a good voice. So that was
Speaker 1: That was a good part of it. Like no one
Speaker 1: everyone knew their skills set. No one was hogging the mic.
Speaker 1: That was like terrible, you know what I mean? And
Speaker 1: I don't tell people that can't sing. I think they
Speaker 1: should be able to sing. I just think it's weird
Speaker 1: when they like, I think they're good singers. But no
Speaker 1: one was, like there's a there's a hierarchy that develops
Speaker 1: over the night. Like we kicked it off pretty strong,
Speaker 1: but then there's a tear of desire and aggressiveness towards
Speaker 1: the mic that some people gravitate, Like a song come
Speaker 1: up and given a Kerson would just grab. But we're
Speaker 1: talking about this and I'm sure Taylor's friends who aren't
Speaker 1: our core group of friends were like, she's a Mike
Speaker 1: hog or I was a Mike cog. But the problem
Speaker 1: is if you don't hog the mic, then there would
Speaker 1: be nothing playing or karaoke track like they would just
Speaker 1: cut to like K pop tracks. And then everyone kind
Speaker 1: of weighed around, and it's like, so either nothing's gonna
Speaker 1: get played, or everyone's gonna hem and haw and act
Speaker 1: like I don't want to go next, or we're just
Speaker 1: gonna take the reins being polite. But I also went
Speaker 1: out of my way to be like, come on, guys,
Speaker 1: get your next song in, like I don't want to
Speaker 1: be a Mike Cog and every because everyone expects me
Speaker 1: to be a Mike Cog. I didn't know a lot
Speaker 1: of these people. I'm sure they know who I am,
Speaker 1: and they think she's a show off. She wants the
Speaker 1: center of attention. So I always have to mitigate how
Speaker 1: I go into a karaoke situation because I know everyone's
Speaker 1: going to expect me to be like she wants the
Speaker 1: attention on her, and by the way, I do. Of
Speaker 1: course I do, but I have to get it enough
Speaker 1: out there. But I do. But karaoke is different from
Speaker 1: me I like. I like it because it's you don't
Speaker 1: have to listen to me. You can like be in
Speaker 1: a conversation and let me just sing in the corner
Speaker 1: by myself. I don't care if everyone's like enraptured by
Speaker 1: what I'm doing. Here's the second karaoke rule. So first,
Speaker 1: you get one so long that alienates everyone. It's okay.
Speaker 1: It can be terrible, it can be slow, it can
Speaker 1: be long. It's fine. You get one song and everyone
Speaker 1: should have that. Not everyone takes that chance, but you
Speaker 1: should take it. If you alienate everyone, it doesn't bring
Speaker 1: them together for the party. No it can, That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. But you get one. But that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: That is it though the other So if you and
Speaker 1: by the way, you should try to choose an alienation
Speaker 1: song that you can really like win people over. On
Speaker 1: last night, my alienation song was You're on your Own Kid.
Speaker 1: No I knew, no one had heard it. Everyone was
Speaker 1: kind of could in the room in terms of like,
Speaker 1: we don't listen to Taylor Swift, we don't listen to
Speaker 1: pop music. And I knew that this song is so good,
Speaker 1: and my sister knows it too, and us singing it
Speaker 1: together and putting on kind of a performance. I knew
Speaker 1: it would be good, and by the way, it was good.
Speaker 1: And someone later on reference like, well, the last time
Speaker 1: the sisters saying it was a fail, so maybe this
Speaker 1: time Corey and Taylor and I was like, excuse me,
Speaker 1: it was not a fail. In fact, I think many
Speaker 1: of the women were touched by the lyrics of that
Speaker 1: song when they were reading it. I starved my body
Speaker 1: just to be saved by a perfect kiss all that like,
Speaker 1: you're on your own kid, you always have been. I
Speaker 1: guarantee you. There were girls today in that room that
Speaker 1: had never heard that song. That today we're like, I
Speaker 1: gotta look up that song. What was that song? We
Speaker 1: won people over? So if you have a niche song,
Speaker 1: do a performance in a way that makes it so
Speaker 1: people go, oh, that's nice, or you know what, or
Speaker 1: have your little moment alone with your earl tub song
Speaker 1: that no one knows and and and that's fine too.
Speaker 1: The second rule is any other song you choose, it
Speaker 1: must be something that other people at least have heard
Speaker 1: on the radio, at least I've heard one time before
Speaker 1: a dirty work. Um. We got kind of scolded that
Speaker 1: Dave Matthews Two Steps was like he goes. One of
Speaker 1: the guys was like, well, we just heard a song
Speaker 1: that no one's knows, so here's another one. And he
Speaker 1: puts on a song that's like a rockabilly song that
Speaker 1: literally has like two YouTube views and all of this
Speaker 1: is a grainy photo on the YouTube of like a
Speaker 1: guy with like you know, do wop hair that literally
Speaker 1: the song has I've been listening to too since the
Speaker 1: nineteen fifty two and like a can you sing it?
Speaker 1: Do you remember any of it? No? Do you? It
Speaker 1: was like wound went down to the great karaoke hit
Speaker 1: grabbed her hand. Don't compare that to two Step by
Speaker 1: Dave Matthews. Hey, my love, I came to you with best.
Speaker 1: I don't care if you're not a Dave Matthews fan.
Speaker 1: You've heard at least you've heard two step before. And
Speaker 1: by the way, we did put two Step on, but
Speaker 1: we stopped it midway through because it's a long song
Speaker 1: and I have respect for people who might not like
Speaker 1: Dave Matthews, so I I adjusted it. But don't you dare?
Speaker 1: Don't you dare? Compare my two step choice, which I
Speaker 1: didn't choose. By the way, to you go. The guy
Speaker 1: who was like, well, we just heard a song that
Speaker 1: no one knows, so here's another one. No no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. That was a Dave. Dave Matthews is a
Speaker 1: hit band that's won many Grammys, that's been around for
Speaker 1: thirty years. Earl Tubbs or whatever bathtub honky tonk you're
Speaker 1: about to sing, has no one knows it. It doesn't
Speaker 1: have a beat. It's just a guy like crooning in
Speaker 1: a fucking I don't know like it was. It was
Speaker 1: just not so don't compare the two, do you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. And also like within the Lord of
Speaker 1: the Flies karaoke setting, there's ten people. It's like, I'm
Speaker 1: sure they could do their own podcast about how much
Speaker 1: they did not like our behavior. I just didn't like.
Speaker 1: The next thing was, though, the person who becomes the
Speaker 1: identified announcer. So between songs they take the mic and
Speaker 1: they're like, well, folks, now I'm the person who between
Speaker 1: each song, I'm going to be speaking and cracking jokes.
Speaker 1: And it's just kind of like nut doesn't stop. Leave
Speaker 1: it to the comedian in the room. By the way,
Speaker 1: I didn't even want that job. The second in command,
Speaker 1: which is my VP kerstin Floorman. Okay, like you know,
Speaker 1: but I don't listen. This is again. People get drunk,
Speaker 1: they get a little ballsy, and I didn't. I didn't
Speaker 1: mind the commentary because the person had the mic already
Speaker 1: in hand. He was just trying to keep the flow going.
Speaker 1: That's fine, but there is a weird hierarchy. And like,
Speaker 1: I'm and there's a girl in the room that I
Speaker 1: knew she wanted to sing. She had a little list.
Speaker 1: She brought a list of songs that she like thought
Speaker 1: might be good. And she's very timid about like she goes,
Speaker 1: I've never done this before. I think I've seen karaoke
Speaker 1: one time. But you could tell she wanted to so badly.
Speaker 1: So I at one point in the evening was like,
Speaker 1: what tell me what songs you have on your list?
Speaker 1: And I was like, because they were three mikes, So
Speaker 1: I was like, I'll sing with you, so we'll get
Speaker 1: people to sing with you so you can get your
Speaker 1: songs out. So she s saying the spin doctors, and
Speaker 1: she had another one that was like, um, what's the
Speaker 1: by Big Love? You know the song back? It wasn't that,
Speaker 1: wasn't that Anita just just maybe it wasn't I don't know.
Speaker 1: It was something like you Spin Doctors to Princess was
Speaker 1: a banger. It was a great choice. The older the song,
Speaker 1: the longer the buffering took. They're like trying to find
Speaker 1: this song. Ever they would have access micro fish go
Speaker 1: through file to go through. Um it was just hooglyphics
Speaker 1: on cave wall transfer and every room has their own demographic,
Speaker 1: Like we were definitely like our room was hot as
Speaker 1: how many rooms were there. There's like so many rooms.
Speaker 1: It's like a tanning salon. You go back in the
Speaker 1: hallway and it's just like rooms there were sued everyone together.
Speaker 1: We were people in one room, but like it was
Speaker 1: it was so hot in a room. They turned the
Speaker 1: heat up so we would get like fussy, and but
Speaker 1: they came coming back through. Yeah. Um, it was so fun.
Speaker 1: Karaoke is so fun. It's such a great idea for
Speaker 1: a party. And but just know that if you go
Speaker 1: and you're someone who likes to sing a lot, you
Speaker 1: gotta get people who are There's always gonna be people
Speaker 1: that are going to get mad at you, and those
Speaker 1: people they can go funk themselves because they can grab
Speaker 1: the mic when you want to. If you're gonna be
Speaker 1: fussy about it. But there are people that are going
Speaker 1: to be like shy and really want to sing, and
Speaker 1: like we'll hold back, and you gotta you gotta engage
Speaker 1: them and go, I'll sing with you. Because people don't
Speaker 1: want to sing alone. It's really scary for people, but
Speaker 1: they still want to sing. So always make sure to
Speaker 1: grab the person that you can tell wants to sing,
Speaker 1: but and don't don't force them to sing alone. Okay,
Speaker 1: they want to do that so badly, but they do
Speaker 1: not have the courage for it yet. Sing with them,
Speaker 1: even if you sing the mic next to each other's
Speaker 1: face and you sing with them like people, And I
Speaker 1: think so many people miss out on I know there's
Speaker 1: listeners right now that are like, I've always want to
Speaker 1: sing karaoke and I never just want to get up
Speaker 1: on that stage alone sing with them, even they should
Speaker 1: have rejected me once they have one. It was so like,
Speaker 1: I still haven't let it go. It was my birthday
Speaker 1: karaoke and my mom. By the way, one of my
Speaker 1: favorite karaoke songs is Criminal Fion Apple. It's like my
Speaker 1: one and it's also my mom's and so I go perfect,
Speaker 1: We'll sing it together, so be kind of really, I've
Speaker 1: been careless with there. Like it okay, So I go,
Speaker 1: mom will sing it together, and she's like, no, I
Speaker 1: don't want to. I want to sing it alone. I'm like,
Speaker 1: care has to perform because it's your dad. He's always
Speaker 1: nagging her. I know, but like what I'm I'm someone
Speaker 1: also I would rather sing. I don't care what song
Speaker 1: it is. I've been practicing it alone with an instructor
Speaker 1: for years. If someone is a good singer, I want
Speaker 1: to sing it with them. If someone's a bad singer,
Speaker 1: please take a back seat. When you're singing with a
Speaker 1: good singer, like stopping as loud give them the loud microphone.
Speaker 1: Last night we had a dim microphone in a loud one,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, people who are were singers, take on
Speaker 1: the dim microphone at please take a note. She don't
Speaker 1: even hear people singing though, It's like, you're just with
Speaker 1: my mom being the criminal. But she just was like,
Speaker 1: I'm like, wouldn't it be fun to sing with your
Speaker 1: daughter who has a good voice, to who also loves
Speaker 1: this song. I want to do it by myself, who
Speaker 1: usually just sings with her dad. Now I could do
Speaker 1: it with me. Yeah, like she but she needed it
Speaker 1: on her own and she's like, I want to do
Speaker 1: it on my own. And I still have my feelings
Speaker 1: are still hurt from that day. Maybe she just wants
Speaker 1: to shine, but why not? But but she'll shine next
Speaker 1: to me, like we can share it like aphone. If
Speaker 1: I could, I would share my comedy with her, like
Speaker 1: I don't. I've never once wanted to sing a karaoke
Speaker 1: song by myself. I think it's rude and I think
Speaker 1: it's I always want someone else if they do, if
Speaker 1: they know the song and they're a good singer. I
Speaker 1: would always prefer someone singing it with me because also
Speaker 1: I feel embarrassed when I sing alone because everyone's like, Oh,
Speaker 1: she thinks she's so cool. You think it's cute. Did
Speaker 1: you sing? Yeah that she likes, she wants to because
Speaker 1: she has a great voice. She probably just never just
Speaker 1: share it. I guess soul, but I I don't know.
Speaker 1: I know people Nikki just needs so much attention. It
Speaker 1: wasn't that I just wanted to share a song with
Speaker 1: I like singing with me that I like watching TV
Speaker 1: with people. That's why I go on Instagram live and
Speaker 1: sing to thirty three followers of our account. Because I
Speaker 1: don't like doing things alone, so it just hurt my
Speaker 1: feelings that she would rather be alone and like show
Speaker 1: everyone her goods then share the song. And I'm not
Speaker 1: a If I sing with someone, I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: like do more things than them vocally or like try
Speaker 1: to like I know where I stand. I would let
Speaker 1: her shine. It was just like it was just so
Speaker 1: rude to me and I literally need a therapy session
Speaker 1: over it. It hurt my feelings. Well, that's why we're
Speaker 1: here today, good and well, I mean that's why I'm
Speaker 1: wearing glasses. I've already cried today a lot lately. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I mean it's mixed in there, that's deep in there.
Speaker 1: I think that wound still has it healed from my
Speaker 1: birthday party where I've literally never and my mom has
Speaker 1: done it multiple times. I've never gotten to sing Criminal
Speaker 1: at my own birthday party, which is my favorite so
Speaker 1: song just saying because my mom it's her only song
Speaker 1: to sing and she has to do it alone. I
Speaker 1: get that. I'm still learning from that. What would I
Speaker 1: get that? Why your wounded about it too? Because you
Speaker 1: would rather sing alone than share something with your daughter.
Speaker 1: That's why it upsets me. She wants the glory without
Speaker 1: the glory. No one gets awarded anything about totally different. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's probably like another perspective that hasn't been discussed, but
Speaker 1: and I'm trying to consider that. Yes, I think that
Speaker 1: like Warren, probably performing yesterday, especially since you weren't like
Speaker 1: on the road, like this is your creative outlet, your
Speaker 1: outpouring of emotions and stuff like that. So that definitely
Speaker 1: probably unlocked something within you that is making you like
Speaker 1: a little bit more emotional today. Interesting yeaheah, I didn't
Speaker 1: feel Yeah, I got I got a lot out last
Speaker 1: night singing and performing singing. It definitely is better than
Speaker 1: comedy for that for sure. But I will think the
Speaker 1: puck just like, oh, just so sad and like just
Speaker 1: depressed today. But we're going to turn that ship right
Speaker 1: around and we'll be right back after this break. All right,
Speaker 1: we're back. Um, So let's just say last night was less.
Speaker 1: It was so fun. I probably have a hangover from
Speaker 1: how like fun. It wasn't that much of a release.
Speaker 1: It was my sister was there. It was Taylor's birthday.
Speaker 1: Her sister was there, Taylor's friends Kirsten. It was a blast.
Speaker 1: And then Friday night, Yes please, I got this text
Speaker 1: from you at like ten at night and it was
Speaker 1: a photo now and then once I learned that Kirsten
Speaker 1: was there, I saw your Instagram like, okay, now I
Speaker 1: know who took this photo and I need all the
Speaker 1: details of Adam Sandler was snuck the photo at the
Speaker 1: Enterprise Center, which is the Big Arena hockey arena on
Speaker 1: Friday night. And Chris, my boyfriend, is doing the Mark
Speaker 1: Twain Prize um for Humor for People for Sorry CNN,
Speaker 1: which is gonna air at some point, but they're they're
Speaker 1: taping it soon, so he has already he's show running
Speaker 1: this huge production. And if you've ever seen the Dave
Speaker 1: Chappelle when he did that one too, so he's well
Speaker 1: versed at these. He's really good at them. And um,
Speaker 1: it's it's awesome to get to do this and it's
Speaker 1: gonna be such a funny night of like comedy and
Speaker 1: just celebrating Adam Sandler. It's like a big fucking to do.
Speaker 1: The names that they have for this thing. It's like
Speaker 1: better than the Academy Awards, Like it's insane. Who's going
Speaker 1: to show up for this, so um Adam saying like,
Speaker 1: came to town on Friday night. Chris got tickets through
Speaker 1: Adams people because he's working on this event. And then
Speaker 1: I he put the tickets under my name just in case.
Speaker 1: And he also isn't stupid because he wanted to maybe
Speaker 1: people to see like, oh, Nikki Glaze is gonna be
Speaker 1: here maybe. So then I got us primo parking because
Speaker 1: I have an in there through working the Steeples Center,
Speaker 1: which is right next to it, so I get the
Speaker 1: best parking. It's like you're parking like it's you're Adam Sandler,
Speaker 1: like you're showing up for the show. And its parking
Speaker 1: such a nightmare down there, and the line around the block.
Speaker 1: We get to go in through the security insurance, it's
Speaker 1: fucking it's sick. It makes it's the nicest time I've
Speaker 1: ever felt about being a celebrity. Um, So we go in,
Speaker 1: we get to our seats, their floor seats. It's awesome.
Speaker 1: The show is if you have a chance to see
Speaker 1: Adam Sandler. First of all, watch Fresh on Netflix. If
Speaker 1: you have it. It is the funniest special going. No
Speaker 1: one's touches it, no one's pound for a pound, laughs
Speaker 1: and silliness and like just fun. No one special touches it.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you maybe Bo Burnham, but Bo Burnham has
Speaker 1: like an edge of depression throughout the whole thing. There's
Speaker 1: like an existential crisis. Adam Sandler, tell me watch that
Speaker 1: special and tell me it's not the hardest you've left
Speaker 1: at any special comic special out there. It is the best,
Speaker 1: so we are. His whole show is so funny. He
Speaker 1: did like an hour and a half of just Him.
Speaker 1: We saw Rob Stinder open. He was great. And then
Speaker 1: it goes into Sandlers. Sandler's killing was stand up music everything.
Speaker 1: So from the percent Fresh Special, I've become obsessed with
Speaker 1: two songs on there or three Alcoholic Lawyer, Um, if
Speaker 1: you can find out Spotify, it's about an alcoholic lawyer.
Speaker 1: You just gotta just listen to Alcoholic Lawyer. It's literally
Speaker 1: twenty second song and it's so funny. And then Station
Speaker 1: sixty nine, which is about two astronauts who sixty nine
Speaker 1: each other in space and it's so funny and it's
Speaker 1: just it literally is one of my my favorite songs.
Speaker 1: I listened to it earlier that day when I was
Speaker 1: running in the park. Um, I just think it's a
Speaker 1: beautiful song. And then the Chris Farley song, And you
Speaker 1: guys have heard me talk about this recently, like I've
Speaker 1: been obsessed with Chris Farley song. I was struggling with Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't even know Adam Sandi was coming to town
Speaker 1: when I played it for you guys. I've been playing
Speaker 1: it for everyone. I'm obsessed. So then we go and
Speaker 1: I was saying to Chris early in the show, I
Speaker 1: was like, man, my life would be made if they
Speaker 1: played Farley song because it's the only one fresh the
Speaker 1: special that I was like, they might redo, but I
Speaker 1: don't even think Adam would do that, Like, man, it
Speaker 1: would be I think I would lose it because I'm
Speaker 1: so emotional about that song. I just seeing it live
Speaker 1: would be like seeing Wilco do I Am my Mother,
Speaker 1: like Taylor Swift do You're on your own kid, Like,
Speaker 1: that's how good that song is to me. But I
Speaker 1: had no because comedians are so weird about repeating material.
Speaker 1: I knew he wouldn't sing it. So then at the
Speaker 1: end he starts, I hear all of a sudden, the
Speaker 1: tinkling of keys, and I'm like, it's Station sixty nine.
Speaker 1: They're fucking doing my favorite song, like Farley. I knew
Speaker 1: was a chance they would sing it, but not really
Speaker 1: much Station sixty nine. There was no chance they were
Speaker 1: gonna play it. And then he played it and it
Speaker 1: is so good and Rob Snyder played the astronaut who
Speaker 1: he you know sixty nine with and it's so funny.
Speaker 1: Doesn't he do that in this special too? Yes, but
Speaker 1: he comes up walking in this one because in the specially,
Speaker 1: he's like flying and he's wearing this he just puts
Speaker 1: on a helmet, but it was still down. Yes, So
Speaker 1: it's like the song is like, it's awfully cold and
Speaker 1: outer space tonight. I sent the message back to Earth
Speaker 1: to tell them we're all right. I checked this something
Speaker 1: something and look for instruments to speaks. And he's like,
Speaker 1: but my favorite part of space is when we suck
Speaker 1: each other's deeks And it's like the whole thing is
Speaker 1: like they are floating through outer space and they can't
Speaker 1: control it, and they turn in a way that they
Speaker 1: both suck each other's sticks accidentally, and they call it
Speaker 1: it's just another accident on Station sixty And then he's like,
Speaker 1: and then at the end he goes it's just another accident.
Speaker 1: And then rub Rubsider goes, it's just another thing that
Speaker 1: on purpose. I did just another afternoon on stage sixty nine.
Speaker 1: It's so good. But the music and the melody is
Speaker 1: just I don't know about it. I just like love it.
Speaker 1: It's not even the joke part that makes me laugh
Speaker 1: as hard. It's just like it's a beautiful song. So
Speaker 1: then they played that, then they played Farley. I'm like crying,
Speaker 1: tearing up. Then we have a guy come over and
Speaker 1: like like get our attention. We're like in the row,
Speaker 1: and he like passed is down these like these like
Speaker 1: stickers that say Adam Sandler in the date and then
Speaker 1: my name on them, and five of them. And there's
Speaker 1: five of us. It's me, Chris Kirsten, Um, Tim, Chris's brother,
Speaker 1: and Emma, Tim's wife, And I'm like, I don't even
Speaker 1: know what these are, but we're like watching the show.
Speaker 1: We're like I guess they're backstage passes, but I don't
Speaker 1: know in what contact, Like, I don't know what to
Speaker 1: do with any of these. And then at the like
Speaker 1: after he finishes Farley, the guy comes back, you know,
Speaker 1: thirty minutes after he gave us some passes and it's
Speaker 1: like come on, guys, come on, and so we are
Speaker 1: ushered out and then we get to go backstage. We're
Speaker 1: on the side of the stage for like the last song,
Speaker 1: which is a beautiful song. It's the song I Want
Speaker 1: to Go Old with You, the one from Wedding Singer,
Speaker 1: and then um and then we go backstage. And then
Speaker 1: we are backstage in this area, the same area when
Speaker 1: I went to the Blues game where there was like
Speaker 1: a buffet and we get to hang and see all
Speaker 1: the like the Blues coach and all these stuff, same area,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, I been here before there as
Speaker 1: they should. I got that sounds like my mom, Like Mom,
Speaker 1: I got beast. They gave me best slay chrisses for
Speaker 1: Adam Sandler, as they should. Your goddamn star take it back.
Speaker 1: Julie gave me that microphone neck and so yeah, kremin uh,
Speaker 1: I'm a kremin baby, I'm gonna sing. I want to
Speaker 1: sing it. Hold on, we should call my mom to
Speaker 1: see her side of things. So then she so then
Speaker 1: we go backstage and then we were all like freaking
Speaker 1: out because we know we're about to meet Adam Sandler.
Speaker 1: It's Adam Sandler. I really just said recently, I think
Speaker 1: he's the last person comedically that I'm like, I haven't
Speaker 1: met him and Julia Louis Dreyfus, Jennifer Aniston, who would
Speaker 1: be like really big to me. And so I am
Speaker 1: like in that kind of weird state where we're all
Speaker 1: looking like Tim met Emma Christians like more chill Christians like,
Speaker 1: oh is there a bathrobock girl like like aner the
Speaker 1: off area, and I'm like, asked the guy who just
Speaker 1: brought us there? I was like, how did I get
Speaker 1: out of here to go the bathroom? And we like
Speaker 1: entered this like quarantine area for v I P and
Speaker 1: Christans Like I'm like, okay, so like how long do
Speaker 1: you think we're gonna say? Hear? No? I was excited.
Speaker 1: I was being Coulio Coulio just like trying to be.
Speaker 1: She didn't even have to Couli Okay from Kansas, just
Speaker 1: like he's trying. So I did have to be. But
Speaker 1: I just was looking We're Tim and Tim's a comedian.
Speaker 1: I'm We're like Chris where I go, We're about to
Speaker 1: be at We're like losing it, And then it gets
Speaker 1: to be like a little bit longer, and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: I really have to be and I don't want a
Speaker 1: picture with Adam Sander where I look like I'm four
Speaker 1: months pregnant with like P. So I walk out because
Speaker 1: I go Kristen, I'm gonna go, and Kursten tells me
Speaker 1: where it is and I start walking out and then
Speaker 1: I see Adam Sandler and I just like turn around
Speaker 1: and he's coming in. He's coming and he walks in
Speaker 1: and I'm like he's They're like, this is Nicky Glazer
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, hi, and he's like niggie and um,
Speaker 1: and I went in for a hug and he goes
Speaker 1: in for a fist pound as I'm going for all oh,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I go as a buggy. I'm like go,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm so sorry. You went in for
Speaker 1: the fifth and he goes, no, I was just giving
Speaker 1: you the option, and then he just founds everyone else.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, he does not, like, yeah, he does
Speaker 1: not want a hug. And I went in for a hug.
Speaker 1: So that was embarrassing, but also who cares. He's gracious,
Speaker 1: doesn't Yeah, he doesn't care. And then um, and then
Speaker 1: he was so nice and he and then I was like,
Speaker 1: my boyfriend is like, you know, he's producing, goes I heard,
Speaker 1: he goes, who's that? And then they meet and he
Speaker 1: meets all of us and then he like then everyone's
Speaker 1: just digging into the food, like all the crew, and
Speaker 1: there's a guy that's in water boy that he's there too,
Speaker 1: and um, it's just like and then the guy that
Speaker 1: brought us backstage, like their stage manager, who's he's I
Speaker 1: was like, thank you so much. I was like, and
Speaker 1: he was like, I've been to dinner with you like
Speaker 1: three times. And I'm like wait what and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's been I've been at dinners with Spade. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't how do I not remember? And I was like,
Speaker 1: was probably a dinner where it was too many people
Speaker 1: and I was too shy and he was like yeah, probably,
Speaker 1: Yeah I was trying too. I felt bad. But he
Speaker 1: was really sweet and he was like, um and he
Speaker 1: really set up though. I feel like he like facilitated
Speaker 1: the whole thing. So I want to thank him for
Speaker 1: getting us those v IP tickets. So it was just
Speaker 1: like so um. But I talked to Adam like a lot,
Speaker 1: like I went over and told him that I used
Speaker 1: to babysit for Judd Apatao and for his children, not him,
Speaker 1: and that he called one night and was the nicest.
Speaker 1: He was like, I thank we remember that. He kind
Speaker 1: of liked that story. He was asking about Um. I
Speaker 1: told him I was trying to spade. He said, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry about that. Um he Uh. He was just like
Speaker 1: so cool and then oh we talked about his I
Speaker 1: was like that set was amazing because it was so funny.
Speaker 1: There were so many new Oh my god. He has
Speaker 1: this one song where he like he like he talks
Speaker 1: about like when you I don't want to burn it,
Speaker 1: but he talks about when you like have a balloon
Speaker 1: and you just want to like let it go, and
Speaker 1: like back in the eighties, you could just let a
Speaker 1: balloon go and you'd like watch it go up in
Speaker 1: the air and they would just be an event where
Speaker 1: everyone would like watch the balloon go up and up
Speaker 1: and everyone it was just fun to be like it
Speaker 1: gets so high, like wow, wow, you watched it. But
Speaker 1: now it's like pollution, you know, like you can't do that.
Speaker 1: And so now he's like talks about like he had
Speaker 1: a balloon and like someone's like, don't do it, and
Speaker 1: he's like, I'm not gonna do it. I'm taking over.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna take it home with it. And then
Speaker 1: it's in the car and it's like blocking your fucking
Speaker 1: view and he's like, I just want to let it
Speaker 1: go so bad. And then he like he pretends to
Speaker 1: like go for the door and he's like, oh, it
Speaker 1: actually fell out my hand. And then the guy's like
Speaker 1: you that was on person. He goes, oh, it wasn't.
Speaker 1: And then he's like look at it, like you just
Speaker 1: got to still look at it. And then the balloon.
Speaker 1: Then later that night, the balloon comes back. Here here's
Speaker 1: something at his window. And the balloon comes back and
Speaker 1: it's like, thank you, thank you for letting me fly.
Speaker 1: It was my dream to fly. And he's like okay, balloon. Cool,
Speaker 1: I'm glad you got that. And the balloon is like,
Speaker 1: I have it's one of two dreams. I don't want
Speaker 1: to it, but it's like he goes, okay, cool, I'm
Speaker 1: glad you got your dream because I said I had
Speaker 1: two dreams, and he goes, okay, oh, I guess what's
Speaker 1: the other one. I just really want someone to go
Speaker 1: down on me. It's a second dream. Was That's that's
Speaker 1: the beauty of Adam Sandler's like it goes from this
Speaker 1: like relatable thing of like, oh, you release a balloon
Speaker 1: and it's so fun to watch, and it's like even
Speaker 1: that is like very specifically, like it's a thing that's
Speaker 1: relatable that we all know, but no one's ever put
Speaker 1: it in those words, and it was just so it
Speaker 1: brought us all together. Then he started talking about going
Speaker 1: down on this balloon and then it gets wild. It's
Speaker 1: so funny, like untying the balloon and then the air
Speaker 1: comes out just a little bit, like balloon goes like
Speaker 1: oh that was but he called it something. He was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: they called it like a heli quif or something like um,
Speaker 1: and it was. It's just it was so absurd, so funny.
Speaker 1: But I was just telling him like how great his
Speaker 1: new Hour was, and he's like, you know, it's just
Speaker 1: so hard to get a new hour. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: not writing songs and producing like heartrendering, like the Farley
Speaker 1: song is one of the best songs I've heard in
Speaker 1: a decade. Like it's touched me, and so like what
Speaker 1: he's doing is much harder than stand up to every stand,
Speaker 1: like the videos and the photo montages and just it's
Speaker 1: so visually like you're not bored for second. And he's
Speaker 1: so lovely. Anytime someone goes like he's like, he just
Speaker 1: goes like, love you, lovely, Like he has to do
Speaker 1: it a million times during the show, but he does
Speaker 1: it in a way that doesn't make everyone do it.
Speaker 1: You know, for a while, I was like, stop acknowledging them,
Speaker 1: because they're gonna keep doing it. But he's he's so gracious, gracious,
Speaker 1: he's so nice, he's so he's so full love. He
Speaker 1: talked about St. Louis in the perfect way, like it
Speaker 1: was a master class for me in terms of like
Speaker 1: going to to see how someone can make a night
Speaker 1: so special. He does a song about selfies and how
Speaker 1: lame they are, and then by the end of it
Speaker 1: he's like, but selfies are actually fucking cool. Let's take
Speaker 1: a bunch, and he takes a selfie with the whole stadium.
Speaker 1: He gets every little core her so that you see
Speaker 1: yourself in it and it's you know, on the big screen,
Speaker 1: so then you're a part of the show. Like, and
Speaker 1: then he does a part where he like sings about
Speaker 1: he just was like, okay, I need a couple in
Speaker 1: their twenties, and then he puts a flashlight on them.
Speaker 1: He holds a flashlight and then he sings like he
Speaker 1: came to the show tonight because they want to to
Speaker 1: god like and then he doesn't like a story about them,
Speaker 1: and he's like, just know that if I find you
Speaker 1: with the flashlight, this isn't exactly your story. We're just
Speaker 1: having fun. He's just very protective of everyone but also
Speaker 1: having such a good time. Um And it was just
Speaker 1: like it was so cool to meet him. And then
Speaker 1: by the end of it, um, yeah, we were just
Speaker 1: like the guy was walking us out that got us
Speaker 1: in there and his stage manager and was like, Adam
Speaker 1: asked you if you're on the road. You know why
Speaker 1: I did that, right? And I was like no, and
Speaker 1: he was like he he wants he would want you
Speaker 1: to come on the road and I was like, no,
Speaker 1: that's not why he asked me. Because I was like
Speaker 1: he was like, are you on the road right now?
Speaker 1: And I was like yeah, like every weekend. This is
Speaker 1: my first weekend off and like a month or so,
Speaker 1: and he was like, yeah, that's why I asked you.
Speaker 1: And I was like, well, tell him I will cancel
Speaker 1: my tour no offense on you, and then I will
Speaker 1: do anything to go on the road. So I'm really
Speaker 1: hoping that he puts in a good word and I
Speaker 1: get to go out on some dates with him and
Speaker 1: just fly and things would come. See you again said
Speaker 1: I would do Station sixty nine, but I have to
Speaker 1: be a man because they suck each other's dicks and that.
Speaker 1: So I was like transition for that song. I want
Speaker 1: you to be in one of his songs, Like I
Speaker 1: want him to do a like a song collab with you.
Speaker 1: I would love it. I mean, I just want to
Speaker 1: do more songs because they're just short. They can just
Speaker 1: be one verse or Donna have a punchline and then
Speaker 1: you go into the bit like you can. The song
Speaker 1: can be one verse, a chorus and then and then
Speaker 1: I crashed on plane into a hill and then it's
Speaker 1: like done and then everyone laughs. It doesn't have to
Speaker 1: be like you don't need to weird outlet or to
Speaker 1: even bo Burnham. It where it's like a whole song
Speaker 1: with a bridge and like you don't need it, and
Speaker 1: I like how you just have Like he had a
Speaker 1: beat one song, I was like boom when he just
Speaker 1: say guy in the movie theater with a backpack, boom
Speaker 1: boo boom boo, boom boom boom. He's alone and like
Speaker 1: you how to get us all nervous in between me
Speaker 1: and the exit, talking about like fat cop ball on
Speaker 1: a horse, what did he do to get his squad
Speaker 1: card ticket from him? Like he's just he's talking about
Speaker 1: things in society that we like all noticed, like it
Speaker 1: was just a device to it was so And then
Speaker 1: there was a song about bathroom stall like public restrooms
Speaker 1: and how each stall has something disgusting, like one is
Speaker 1: filled with ship one sprayed with piss, the others filled
Speaker 1: with blood on It's like moving down to the handicap,
Speaker 1: got a homeless guy passed out. What's that? It's like
Speaker 1: like one day, it's it's observational, it's funny, it is
Speaker 1: out of the box. It is disgusting. At times. There
Speaker 1: were some songs that were like so gross that you
Speaker 1: were like oh, and then the visuals with them on
Speaker 1: the screen, so another thing that made me go oh.
Speaker 1: Adam Sandler is known as this like squeaky clean. If
Speaker 1: I talked to I'm not trying to play the card
Speaker 1: of like I'm persecuted. But I get known all every
Speaker 1: single fucking interview I do talks about how lud I am,
Speaker 1: how crude, how just how disgusting I am, how I
Speaker 1: don't hold back, how all I talk about is sex.
Speaker 1: And I doubt that Adam Sandler gets asked about how
Speaker 1: disgusting his jokes are all the time, even though I
Speaker 1: love that about his jokes, he should not change them.
Speaker 1: But I feel like why I'm so sick of doing
Speaker 1: interviews where I get talked about, like, well, just to
Speaker 1: know that you know that the station, um, there could
Speaker 1: be old people listening, and I go, who knows more
Speaker 1: about sex? And like war and like the old people?
Speaker 1: Why are we protecting old people? I got told that
Speaker 1: this week we have a lot of old people who
Speaker 1: listen to our station. It's like, are they four your like?
Speaker 1: I think they can handle jokes? Yes? Why are we
Speaker 1: protecting them rusties? You have fans that are rusty? Yeah, dude?
Speaker 1: But um, any takeaways for you from Adam Sailor Night.
Speaker 1: I just loved it because I love writing little songs.
Speaker 1: You know that it's like my thing. And I just
Speaker 1: saw how easy, I mean, he made it look easy
Speaker 1: because it was like Oh my gosh, I totably thought
Speaker 1: that thought. But I loved how you could do that
Speaker 1: was so easy. Like he would be like grasses growing,
Speaker 1: the sky is blue, blah blah blah blah, and my
Speaker 1: daughter's friends hate me or something like. It's just like
Speaker 1: a picture of his daughter and like and her friends
Speaker 1: like you like, and I hate my daughter's friends. And
Speaker 1: then he has this whole story about meeting his daughter's
Speaker 1: friend in the in the kitchen and how he's just
Speaker 1: this kid was eating his turkey out of the fridge.
Speaker 1: It's like, you gotta go see Adam Standing the Live
Speaker 1: if you can't fly to a city and go see it.
Speaker 1: It was so good. But at one point, so we
Speaker 1: were in the crowd watching it, and he had a
Speaker 1: Venti Starbucks cup and I was just like, I want
Speaker 1: to know what his order is so bad because he's
Speaker 1: like sipping the Starbucks cup and I'm just like, I
Speaker 1: wonder what it is. And I assumed it was black
Speaker 1: coffee because most men are just like they just drink
Speaker 1: black coffee and um. And then Kirsten we're backstage and
Speaker 1: and oh and Kristen also at one point we were
Speaker 1: joking if I like because people kept yelling out in
Speaker 1: the lulls like I love you, an you can do it,
Speaker 1: you know, like all these things. So Kurston was like,
Speaker 1: what if you yelled at what is your Starbuck? I
Speaker 1: know you wanted to know. So then so they were
Speaker 1: backstage and Kursten, we're joking again if I asked him
Speaker 1: what is Starbucks? We were also like, how ridiculous that
Speaker 1: would be? Right? That was the joke. I turned my
Speaker 1: back for two seconds, and Curson goes, Adam, Nikki's dying
Speaker 1: to know she wants to be able to get you
Speaker 1: a Starbucks someday. What is your Starbucks? But why did
Speaker 1: you say she wants to get you a Starbucks someday?
Speaker 1: All I said, let me rephrase it. We were already there.
Speaker 1: He was sitting alone, kind of looking over at us.
Speaker 1: He wanted to interact Rob Schneider. And the thing when
Speaker 1: you're famous person, people think you want to be left alone,
Speaker 1: and then you end up not being a part of
Speaker 1: conversations because everyone's trying to respect. Like in retrospect, I
Speaker 1: really wish I would have talked to him more because
Speaker 1: I just was like, he's tired, he wants to do
Speaker 1: his thing, and I forget that I always want to
Speaker 1: hang after shows. And later the guy that walked me
Speaker 1: out was like, because I said to him, I was like,
Speaker 1: if Adam brings me on the road, just let him
Speaker 1: know I will hang as much as he wants, and
Speaker 1: I will always leave him alone as much as he
Speaker 1: once I have no, I have respectful boundaries of his art.
Speaker 1: And he goes, oh, no, all Adam wants to do
Speaker 1: is hang, and I was like, I want to do
Speaker 1: all I want to do. I know he's the best,
Speaker 1: because you know, it's like I just like, we just
Speaker 1: have to give him a little bit of props because
Speaker 1: there's some people who just are so good at networking
Speaker 1: and connecting people, and that he just has this kind
Speaker 1: of foresight to make this happen. Added so much more
Speaker 1: to just going to see Adam Sandler front row. It's
Speaker 1: so much more than that. Yeah, that's just the best
Speaker 1: thing is when people have a good crew that know
Speaker 1: how to fe with other people. So you know, that's
Speaker 1: like their job to curate what they want and make
Speaker 1: it and just make it easy, make your night easy,
Speaker 1: make everything flow. It's such a hard job to like
Speaker 1: you have to know exactly when to go out to
Speaker 1: find Nikki Glazer in the crowd with her friends and
Speaker 1: have the things ready, yes, and sprinkle these things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's anything else. I didn't have anything else to ask him.
Speaker 1: I didn't talk to him like, hey, I'm Kirsten. I
Speaker 1: was just I just like, nice, meet you. Bump. He
Speaker 1: looked at me and boom. So then the night was
Speaker 1: winding down. He was looking over and I was just
Speaker 1: like a glance at him. He made eye contact. I
Speaker 1: was like, Adam, what's your Starbucks order? Nicky wants to
Speaker 1: grab you one next time you're in town. He was like,
Speaker 1: which is like coffee? Steve that line. I just had
Speaker 1: to know. But we just didn't care. And I was like, no,
Speaker 1: I wasn't like trying to get him. I was like,
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. It reminded me, It gave it.
Speaker 1: It was giving, If I could use a term that
Speaker 1: I don't use, it was giving energy from when Kirsten
Speaker 1: and I took a train one one year because her
Speaker 1: mom's scared of flying to eighth grade to New Mexico
Speaker 1: to visit her grandparents. And we got there and um,
Speaker 1: Kristen just kept telling her grandmother that I loved women's
Speaker 1: rights and that she should tell me about suffrage and
Speaker 1: like the women's rights movement, and so Christon would leave
Speaker 1: me alone with her grandma and be like, Nick, he's dying.
Speaker 1: She loves women's rights, tell her about it. And then
Speaker 1: I would be like stuck with her grandma women's looking
Speaker 1: through a photo album looking at me like yeah, And
Speaker 1: it was it was giving that for me where Kristen
Speaker 1: like shout something and then like throws me into it
Speaker 1: and then I'm stuck. But his order is black coffee
Speaker 1: with Steve. See you wanted to know and I helped you,
Speaker 1: and that was like right, I didn't guess Stevia, but um, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know. At least I have. I have training and
Speaker 1: meeting your famous friends, like getting through it and not
Speaker 1: being like so David Spade, oh my god, I loved
Speaker 1: that movie that you were and I watched it. No,
Speaker 1: I just sit and wait and wait, and I get
Speaker 1: to say one or two things, and I feel like
Speaker 1: that's a good boundary, like out you can go in hard.
Speaker 1: I just don't want you to make say something dumb
Speaker 1: like Nikki wants to get you one next, Nicky to
Speaker 1: the embarrassing part. I don't care what to ask him
Speaker 1: what your order is. But when you said Nicky wants
Speaker 1: to get you one, I was just like, no, Nikky,
Speaker 1: what if I walked up and I was like, hey, Adam,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you know what I did. Nikki would
Speaker 1: love to be on tour with you, Like she's just
Speaker 1: like a obsessin me. That would I mean that would
Speaker 1: be hell too. But it's kind of like when we
Speaker 1: had well I didn't do this with my friends, but
Speaker 1: when I looked at other normal kids doing this, where
Speaker 1: like they had a crush on a boy and the
Speaker 1: friend was the one who was like, oh, I think
Speaker 1: I think Amy likes likes you. Yeah, And then like Nikki,
Speaker 1: why don't you guys kiss? Right? And you're just like
Speaker 1: that was that was kind of my job when you're
Speaker 1: like six months older chaperone in through high school. That's true.
Speaker 1: Do better than to do it with boys, because I
Speaker 1: would have just like turned into like a frozen like
Speaker 1: wait did she do it with I haven't seeing the
Speaker 1: last night. What would myrandmother like just in those or
Speaker 1: she would be in a store or something, you know,
Speaker 1: like she just put me in embarrassing situations. I do
Speaker 1: love to put you in because it made you who
Speaker 1: you are today. Now you can handle any I'm trying
Speaker 1: to think of other examples where you were just anything
Speaker 1: Nikki like loves your shirt, like like where did you
Speaker 1: get Like we'd be making fun of something, and then
Speaker 1: Kirsten would likely wants to get into archery. She wants
Speaker 1: to do it. You want to tell her about it.
Speaker 1: You know, you were like at a school thing like
Speaker 1: going to see like someone work with like owls that
Speaker 1: I do love owls. Yeah, I mean going to the
Speaker 1: art museum and telling the curator that you'd like to
Speaker 1: go through the Mummy exhibit another time. Because and then
Speaker 1: you were such a polite kid. You would have been
Speaker 1: like sure, yeah, I mean I'm still a polite kid.
Speaker 1: And then we went over But yeah, it was. It
Speaker 1: was an adventurous weekend. We went to my sister's house
Speaker 1: and her kids were, uh, just wild. It was the
Speaker 1: pitch was just like like tea kettles and cats screaming.
Speaker 1: After a while, we were like, oh, yeah, I always
Speaker 1: go over there and like I wear like nice blue
Speaker 1: lemon new pants and I just pulled out of the
Speaker 1: dryer and they have like just crap all over them,
Speaker 1: like stickiness. Like kids are just so dirty, Like I
Speaker 1: felt like I got done going to like Bonnaroo after that,
Speaker 1: like I was just like I needed to shower for
Speaker 1: like eight days because they're just like drooling everywhere. They're
Speaker 1: they're sucking on things, and then they're jumping on you
Speaker 1: with like hands with bananas in them, like mothers just
Speaker 1: never can be clean. They always have a sucker. And
Speaker 1: then they grab your hand and it's sticky. And then
Speaker 1: but Pappy was chasing me around with a full banana
Speaker 1: in her hand that she was like grasping onto and
Speaker 1: then like shoving it into my hair. It was just
Speaker 1: like I don't love you. It's like anymore like when
Speaker 1: you have like to get away from me, treat me
Speaker 1: as persona on rata, It's like col's then next to
Speaker 1: get me. You can't get me. And then running around sprinting,
Speaker 1: I was wearing my brooks. I was like, I was like,
Speaker 1: I have a disease where I can't walk anymore. I
Speaker 1: like made you know, we're playing make believe, and I go,
Speaker 1: I can't. I lost my legs used to my legs
Speaker 1: so I couldn't chase them. And then they were like
Speaker 1: your legs are healed, and I was like, God damn it.
Speaker 1: They would just like suddenly like do cast a spell
Speaker 1: on my legs and now my legs are healed. I
Speaker 1: was like, I gotta And then they started getting naked
Speaker 1: and that was a whole thing. But I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm going to join the party, and so I just
Speaker 1: pulled down my pants. I've never mooned anyone in my life. Literally,
Speaker 1: I don't moon. I just pulled down my pants to
Speaker 1: my butt because they were just just my butt, Like
Speaker 1: who cares? So I just pulled down my butt like
Speaker 1: because they were just going around in circles and we
Speaker 1: would run through the living room and they're running through naked,
Speaker 1: and then what I started running with them, and just
Speaker 1: to surprise Lauren and Kirsten, I went through and I
Speaker 1: pulled down my pants just my button like skipped behind
Speaker 1: and then the kids saw my butt and they were laughing.
Speaker 1: They like put it, handle it. And then I apologized
Speaker 1: to Lordly and I'm like, should I have not done that?
Speaker 1: And she was like, no, that was hilarious. Which is
Speaker 1: your butt? Who can I have the video? I'll delete
Speaker 1: it if you want. Oh, you should delete it for
Speaker 1: your sake because my butt is disgusting and it was
Speaker 1: like librarian flat, Mrs Stiffler, like the most disgusting ass
Speaker 1: I've ever seen in my life. Like I I honestly
Speaker 1: did not care because it was supposed to be for
Speaker 1: a joke, so like it's funny. I woke up today
Speaker 1: wanting to kill myself because I hate how much I look.
Speaker 1: But my ass yesterday is truly one of the grossest
Speaker 1: things I've ever seen in my life. Like I did
Speaker 1: not know my I think Krisket should break up with
Speaker 1: me based on it, but I did not care at all,
Speaker 1: And I still don't care because I don't care about
Speaker 1: my ass. Really, yeah, it's behind you, but if any
Speaker 1: of you saw your ass look like minded, you would
Speaker 1: you would jump off a cliff, you really would. It's
Speaker 1: one of the worst asses I've ever said. It's an adult,
Speaker 1: but that when you're in motion. I think that was
Speaker 1: part of the thing. You were like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: because you were like up and I was like pausing
Speaker 1: it and going slowly and like backing you up and
Speaker 1: going and backing up. It's like an adult butt in
Speaker 1: motion with I could tell my sire, you trying to
Speaker 1: make it sexy. You were trying to have like a
Speaker 1: goofy exactly. That's the difference. I don't if I can
Speaker 1: look ugly, if I'm trying to look ugly, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't care at all when I look ugly and
Speaker 1: I don't want to be. That's where I like lose
Speaker 1: my mind and start crying all day. But like shaking
Speaker 1: it around and it was like, yeah, it didn't bother
Speaker 1: me because it was not meant to be. It wasn't
Speaker 1: meant to look hot. It was to be around kids
Speaker 1: and just show your button, be like oh my god,
Speaker 1: Aunt Nikky just showed her. But like it's just they
Speaker 1: weren't so bright. If I did, right, you are setting
Speaker 1: a foundation for being the most fun aunt. I mean
Speaker 1: you were Sandler. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I probably
Speaker 1: could get some kind of tickets in some county for
Speaker 1: what I did show. I mean I could get some
Speaker 1: money off that. Okay, that's true. You could. Well, I
Speaker 1: could get some money off of the butt shot you
Speaker 1: sent me. Bit right, you'll be right back after this,
Speaker 1: all right, we're back. Yeah. Kristen took a hot picture
Speaker 1: for her husband the other day and it was I
Speaker 1: saw it on her phone and then I was like,
Speaker 1: will you send that to me because it's so hot,
Speaker 1: like it's inspiring, unless she said to me, it's inspiring,
Speaker 1: it's so hot. It was the angle, And I know
Speaker 1: my mom's going to listen to this and she's not
Speaker 1: like in the generation the camera, how you did it? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so on YouTube. If you want to see karaoke
Speaker 1: last night. It's the best way to take a picture
Speaker 1: of your But if you have a good one and
Speaker 1: you want to send it to a guy or a
Speaker 1: girl out of town, and I just want to say, hey, Colory,
Speaker 1: look at this. Okay, So the phone is propped up
Speaker 1: against something like a mug, a friend's mug. She's coming
Speaker 1: off the mic. She gets up a staggered stance. You
Speaker 1: can still talk to Yeah, a lunch. I'll take it
Speaker 1: right now. Actually, so you keep one leg straight like down,
Speaker 1: This is good. Okay. So staggered lunge stands. Okay, let
Speaker 1: me pivot your hips so that the cheeks are facing
Speaker 1: the front of the screen. Staggered loan stanch stands. I
Speaker 1: don't think I could do that movement. We'll take it,
Speaker 1: we'll send it, we'll post it on our story. It's perfect. Yeah,
Speaker 1: make sure. I wonder if my butt could look that
Speaker 1: good in that though, because you have a great butt.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. Well, do you want to say what
Speaker 1: you're just doing a lunge and you take a picture
Speaker 1: of its. Are you tightening your butt muscles as you
Speaker 1: do this? I'm flexing at my hips so that kind
Speaker 1: of my my butt bones are going back into like
Speaker 1: a you hear Crison getting pilates voice. If you just
Speaker 1: do it with a round but you have Yeah, I
Speaker 1: can't arch my back like that. You're here, it's not
Speaker 1: going to look as good if you extend. You gotta
Speaker 1: pop that. Ever's watching YouTube clips like jerked off Able
Speaker 1: right now from Chris and going it's kind of it's
Speaker 1: a little bit of a bloodiest nick. He's gonna listen
Speaker 1: to this later to kick a nap so I can
Speaker 1: hunch my back, send your legs yea, yeah, do a
Speaker 1: hunchback and send Why Okay, here's why don't our bodies
Speaker 1: naturally do what they're supposed to do. Why is everything
Speaker 1: that looks good hard? Because the human body was designed
Speaker 1: to move as efficiently as possible, and that means that
Speaker 1: there's a lot of muscular compensations that occur over time.
Speaker 1: You develop muscle and balances and injuries due to your
Speaker 1: body loading the way it really shouldn't. Where do we
Speaker 1: go wrong? Why can't we just stay the way? Because
Speaker 1: babies have perfect posture, they walk with they walk with
Speaker 1: an archback, they have their butts sticking out, they walk
Speaker 1: perfectly aligned well over time? Is it shoes over time? Shoot?
Speaker 1: I don't who knows chicken or the egg, but like
Speaker 1: there's no, there's no question chicken over the egg. When
Speaker 1: does it start? Like even as babies, Like, you're not
Speaker 1: supposed to do an inverted visa where the knees you're
Speaker 1: bending and the toes go out, because that then it
Speaker 1: creates issues for when you're standing, your foot flattens and
Speaker 1: the negoes in and your buckets weak, and like then
Speaker 1: why do kids do that naturally? Because it feels good?
Speaker 1: Because they're really lacks, Like their muscles are really lax
Speaker 1: and not fully formed till about puberty. So why pub
Speaker 1: we harden up all the right way? They do come out?
Speaker 1: Need to go to pilates well, because we don't. We
Speaker 1: no longer work in fields and we're not hunting and
Speaker 1: gathering up moving all day. We sit and we sit
Speaker 1: and we sit and foods that are inflammatory which create
Speaker 1: even more inflammation. Okay, what are what are the foods
Speaker 1: we should avoid? Their inflammatory popcorn, fast food, fried food.
Speaker 1: You don't need popcorn, right because it's like destructive on
Speaker 1: the digestive system. What do you call it? You're like,
Speaker 1: it's like an are you vedic medicine at people? No?
Speaker 1: But I mean you call popcorns something when you're like,
Speaker 1: I can't have that, it's too So there's there's are
Speaker 1: vedd as the earth elements reflected in our bodies, so
Speaker 1: like it's it's pars air, fire, and um and earth.
Speaker 1: You're like, it's so to pizza kafa, it's like three
Speaker 1: signs that you're made up of more nothing. Yes, So anyway,
Speaker 1: this is also one of those subjects that I get
Speaker 1: so nervous about because no matter how many times I
Speaker 1: learned vata ka, it goes right out of my mind.
Speaker 1: But it's it's literally just like like you can take
Speaker 1: a quiz. You can kind of see what applies to you,
Speaker 1: and then you can look at a list of stuff,
Speaker 1: one better than the other. Because I know I'm the
Speaker 1: worst one. I'm probably whatever the one is. There's like
Speaker 1: no one wants to be that one, and to be
Speaker 1: that one, it's for good. It's good for like, yes,
Speaker 1: which one? You're not that one? You're the skinny, tall one.
Speaker 1: That's really fascinating. You are made of air and light
Speaker 1: and you're just like ideas. I don't need to take
Speaker 1: the question. You already know. You don't want to know
Speaker 1: what the one is that I am and that my
Speaker 1: mom is. It's a cow grazing and are you and
Speaker 1: your mom are both? Tis a little bird bones? So you, guys,
Speaker 1: different times in your life you can for different things.
Speaker 1: I think I'm are whatever Nikki is. Now you are one,
Speaker 1: Like let's say you are kafa, but where you're imbalance lies.
Speaker 1: I've seen a practitioner to kind of diagnose like I
Speaker 1: am pizza whereas a fire. But my imbalances lie in
Speaker 1: the vata, so the air. So when I'm my imbalances
Speaker 1: are anxiety, worry, fear, whose aren't well. Kafas don't have
Speaker 1: a ton of anxiety like I have what Yes, this
Speaker 1: is the astrology of it. I don't have a lot
Speaker 1: of anxiety. I have a lot of depression. That's kafa.
Speaker 1: That's a kafa. Okay, So I'm a cow it's not
Speaker 1: whatever you have. If you have excess coffa, there's any
Speaker 1: need to add vata. So maybe the foods you eat
Speaker 1: that are like you love, foods with like air and
Speaker 1: crispy like that can help balance caloria or kaffa. I'm
Speaker 1: saying a person that grew up in the two thousands
Speaker 1: who didn't get enough emotional support from her parents at
Speaker 1: a young age. But some of these types and Gemini,
Speaker 1: it's meant to just be fun and like you notice
Speaker 1: things like if you eat popcorn and maybe you don't
Speaker 1: poop for two days. That's kind of not that I do.
Speaker 1: Who could trace not pooping too? I had popcorn me
Speaker 1: on your nose. She's from my body, No, but I
Speaker 1: know when there's something awry in my body. How do
Speaker 1: you do COVID? Right now? My mom has COVID. She's like,
Speaker 1: I feel amazing. I'm not sick at all. I give
Speaker 1: her a test um the stripe comes immediately. I'm like, you,
Speaker 1: you're very positive right now, just chill out. She has
Speaker 1: no idea she's even sick. She has all I'm like
Speaker 1: giving her the test she has tons of snot. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: she's like, I feel amazing. I feel great. What is
Speaker 1: that type, Kristen. I mean, it's not like that's a tie. Well,
Speaker 1: I was someone that could eat a little thing and
Speaker 1: go oh, I'm just sens like it's sensitivity. I think
Speaker 1: like the more ages be high sensitive. Like this karaoke
Speaker 1: room last night for an HSP, my sister would have
Speaker 1: been like, banging you go. Do you know when you
Speaker 1: eat popcorn and don't poop, You're like, oh, I can
Speaker 1: trace it to the thing that I ate that made
Speaker 1: me not poop. I don't even know I haven't pooped.
Speaker 1: I was on Dancing with the Stars for eight weeks
Speaker 1: and didn't know that I hadn't pooped. Your last poop
Speaker 1: after yesterday the dispensary was the last time I pooped yesterday.
Speaker 1: But I mean, like if I go along to there
Speaker 1: are many times I've been constipated for several days and
Speaker 1: I'm just like in a bad mood and I have
Speaker 1: no ideas because I haven't pooped and are bloated. You're
Speaker 1: like very sensitive to it. You know, if you were
Speaker 1: to do those shots for your eggs, you know you
Speaker 1: would have been like, oh, I feel gross, well, you know,
Speaker 1: gut and like anxiety is all linked yes, especially when
Speaker 1: like I remember when I was taking antidepressants, Like one
Speaker 1: of the warnings was like, oh, you're gonna be pooping
Speaker 1: a lot, and like once you know, like like right
Speaker 1: at the start as the pills are starting to stable. Yes, whatever,
Speaker 1: I had a lot. I was always on the toilet.
Speaker 1: Brain and anxiety is all connected with my body. So
Speaker 1: did it clear? Did you think it cleared you out
Speaker 1: and kind of like helped. I think it's just all
Speaker 1: like the it's like in the nervous system, it's all linked. Well,
Speaker 1: whatever I need to poop, I just smoke a little
Speaker 1: weed and then for whatever reason, smoke makes my body
Speaker 1: go like get out of me. Yes, it relaxes because
Speaker 1: the main point of all of the ruvadic stuff is
Speaker 1: just to chug caffee put your body into like an
Speaker 1: equilibrium to where you're like mentally physically as whole as
Speaker 1: you can be. And this stuff depresses me because it's
Speaker 1: so much work. It's not at all, Nikki. All it
Speaker 1: would take was you to go You have to like
Speaker 1: grain up like like little chia seeds and do overnight oats,
Speaker 1: and you have to go in a red light sauna,
Speaker 1: and you have to go to a guy that sticks
Speaker 1: pins in you and like feels your stomach nodes and
Speaker 1: then you have to you know what, So what could
Speaker 1: I change that would make it better? Based on the
Speaker 1: things you observed this weekend? So based on the things
Speaker 1: I've chugged this like, because it's bad. I've been taking
Speaker 1: notes since I arrived Friday at five what I've observed
Speaker 1: so far. No, I mean, I think easy things you
Speaker 1: can do in the winter is like decreasing the amount
Speaker 1: of decreasing the amount of carbonated cold drinks, increasing warm
Speaker 1: cooked foods like soups and roasted vegetables, and like proteins. Um,
Speaker 1: you know, can I warm up my protein bars in
Speaker 1: my pocket like that? Just getting outside as much as possible,
Speaker 1: like our walk we did in Forest Park yesterday. I
Speaker 1: get outside once a day and go for a run.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's just little things you can do to
Speaker 1: help ensure that you're about wearing a shirt that says
Speaker 1: I'm sad, I'm sad, I'm sad, I'm sad, I'm sad.
Speaker 1: That's definitely. I bought this faster than I've ever bought
Speaker 1: anything in my life. I just came up on my feet.
Speaker 1: They knew I needed it final thought I got from
Speaker 1: reductress because you're always sharing their posts. Yeah, I love
Speaker 1: their posts and like they their post always nailed me
Speaker 1: so hard. There was one that was like, woman celebrates
Speaker 1: forty birthday by admitting to herself she doesn't want kids
Speaker 1: and stop saying, oh, maybe someday. And I was like,
Speaker 1: I cried when I saw it because I was like, finally,
Speaker 1: something that makes there's other people out there that have
Speaker 1: been faking this, like maybe someday, so that you'll still
Speaker 1: like me and still treat me like a real woman
Speaker 1: and do I fit in maybe someday? And yeah, when
Speaker 1: I saw the shirt and said I'm said, I put
Speaker 1: it in my um. I put it in the basket
Speaker 1: and the Instagram card you know when you buy things
Speaker 1: on Instagram. And then I go, I can't wear that.
Speaker 1: It's just too obvious and it's like too it's going
Speaker 1: to start conversations with people, and so I didn't buy it,
Speaker 1: and I was just like, and I'm not spending thirty
Speaker 1: two dollars on a shirt that says I'm sad. That's
Speaker 1: like not good for you. And then I got sadder
Speaker 1: and it came up again and I was like I
Speaker 1: need that shirt so bad because it just says maybe
Speaker 1: people will be nicer to me or something, or maybe
Speaker 1: people will like take if I wear it, they'll be
Speaker 1: they'll be more gentle, or they will be more understanding
Speaker 1: of me being um, not pleasant or something. And I
Speaker 1: think that every one of us needs the shirt on.
Speaker 1: At some point you should be able to wear it
Speaker 1: and everyone is just easier on you that day. My
Speaker 1: mom used to I have a T shirt in the
Speaker 1: eighties and it was um when she and my dad
Speaker 1: were having a lot of marital arguments, and it was
Speaker 1: painted feet like footprints all over and it said go ahead,
Speaker 1: walk all over me and every day. And I remember
Speaker 1: my dad was like, I really don't like that shirt.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that's like a night like existence. I
Speaker 1: think it's pretty aggressive because passive. For me, I'm sad
Speaker 1: so often and I feel like people sometimes think I'm
Speaker 1: a jerk or like the reason that anyone's ever rude
Speaker 1: is because they're deeply sad inside. Like you have to
Speaker 1: like equate those two. If someone cut you off in traffic,
Speaker 1: if someone gives you the finger, if someone you know
Speaker 1: write you up at work and like complains about you,
Speaker 1: they're deeply sad. If someone's mad at you about something
Speaker 1: because you said something to them that you told them
Speaker 1: the truth about something. They asked you a question and
Speaker 1: you gave them the answer they didn't want, and they're
Speaker 1: being mad at you about or whatever happens in your life.
Speaker 1: They are sad. If they are sad, so be gentle
Speaker 1: on them and be nice to them. And I feel
Speaker 1: like even the other day I canceled. Um. I've just
Speaker 1: been every single day of my life promoting my shows
Speaker 1: on these radio stations and doing different interviews with like
Speaker 1: these small publications. And I don't think any of it works,
Speaker 1: but you have to do it because in case you
Speaker 1: have low ticket sales, the promoter can't call you a
Speaker 1: diva and be like, well, she never did any of
Speaker 1: the press. So I say yes to literally every So
Speaker 1: I call into radio stations three times a day sometimes
Speaker 1: and like, you know, it's it's a lot. And so
Speaker 1: the other day I was just not up for it
Speaker 1: and or no what what it was that it was
Speaker 1: the last one of a day of like and I
Speaker 1: was crying. I was about to cry on like all
Speaker 1: of these because I was just like not in the
Speaker 1: mood for it, and so I just told my assistant.
Speaker 1: I was like, can we get this one moved? So
Speaker 1: she moved it and it was no problem because they're grateful.
Speaker 1: I'm even calling in, and I'm also grateful for them
Speaker 1: for putting me on air, because it's not ideal. If
Speaker 1: to a radio station, I have a call in, it's
Speaker 1: better in person. Before I was famous, you could never
Speaker 1: call in. I would go into a town. I would
Speaker 1: go into Cleveland. First show over the weekend. You get
Speaker 1: in on a Thursday, you have a Thursday night show.
Speaker 1: The second you get in, you have to go to
Speaker 1: you have to go to afternoon radio, and then Friday
Speaker 1: morning you have to wake up at six am and
Speaker 1: go to morning radio. And then you have just like
Speaker 1: there's and there's no calling in from your hotel room.
Speaker 1: To make get easier, you have to go in. But
Speaker 1: when you get famous, they're like, call in, it's fine.
Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, it seems like calling in was actually
Speaker 1: an option all along. It's very interesting. So anyway, calling
Speaker 1: into the show the other day that I had rescheduled
Speaker 1: and my voice lesson went long, I was supposed to
Speaker 1: call in it three thirty. I got off my voice
Speaker 1: lessen at three oh eight. I get in the car
Speaker 1: and I'm like, well, they don't want me in a
Speaker 1: car because it sounds bad. So I was like, I'll
Speaker 1: dress drive somewhere in park and call you know when
Speaker 1: you're driving, you can it's like you good, like hear it.
Speaker 1: Then it starts pouring down rain and I'm like, well
Speaker 1: then that this can't be good for audio. So then
Speaker 1: I just was like, oh, they're not calling me. No.
Speaker 1: One seems to be like worried about me not calling in.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm just not gonna call in and
Speaker 1: see if we can just reschedule this, you know. Then
Speaker 1: I see my assistant goes, you missed your call at
Speaker 1: three an hour later, and I go, I know, here's
Speaker 1: what happened. And she goes and they just wrote they
Speaker 1: don't need to reschedule. You're canceled. And I was like
Speaker 1: they hate me because then I realized, oh, no, that
Speaker 1: was the call that was rescheduled already. This is two
Speaker 1: times I'm flaked on them, which is like not okay.
Speaker 1: And I didn't realize it was the same station. There's
Speaker 1: so many stations I'm calling every day. I didn't realize
Speaker 1: it was the same one. So then I go fuck,
Speaker 1: and so I found them on Instagram and I wrote
Speaker 1: them and I was like, here's what happened. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: I know you probably fucking hate me because I know
Speaker 1: these stations. They're like Nikki Layzer thinks she's sucking better
Speaker 1: than us, and then I'm now going to be like
Speaker 1: this person that whenever my name comes up in a
Speaker 1: news thing, they'll be like, well, she used to be
Speaker 1: a friend of the show, but she canceled on us
Speaker 1: twice because she thinks she's better than us. And then
Speaker 1: everyone in Cincinnati that listens to that station thinks I'm
Speaker 1: a jerk. And then any time my name comes up
Speaker 1: in company with them, they'll be like, I heard she's
Speaker 1: a bit. And then anytime those people that were in
Speaker 1: those company here, I heard she's a bit. And then
Speaker 1: it spreads like the last of us the mold spores
Speaker 1: and it's all connected. So I of course corrected by
Speaker 1: writing to the station and being like, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: I was in a thing that wentlong. I got caught
Speaker 1: in the rain. I totally understand if you hate me.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to explain my self. I really appreciate
Speaker 1: you guys having me on I'm sorry, and they of
Speaker 1: course rescheduled right away, so then I have the call
Speaker 1: with them when I get on, and they're like, you
Speaker 1: know a lot of history with you. You know, we
Speaker 1: you were a friend of the show. You came on
Speaker 1: before the pandemic and did a promo. We had a
Speaker 1: lot of fun. And then during the pandemic, I reached
Speaker 1: out one time on Instagram and to have you back
Speaker 1: on the show, and you just wrote back, too busy.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, that's a reply, that's an honest reply,
Speaker 1: that's a reply. But you know what because I didn't
Speaker 1: say thanks for asking, sorry, you know, how's your daughter? Exactly?
Speaker 1: But I just wrote back too busy, And a lot
Speaker 1: of I bet a lot of besties are like, yeah,
Speaker 1: Niki's written back stuff like that to me too. Go
Speaker 1: look in your text messages. Is every text you've ever
Speaker 1: sent anyone laced with thanks, sorry, exclamation mark? You know?
Speaker 1: Sometimes you are too busy? You know what's ruder than writing?
Speaker 1: And the and the girl had my back because he
Speaker 1: said that, and the girl goes, well, she could have
Speaker 1: just not written back when I go, yeah, check how
Speaker 1: many comedians never right back to you when you write them? Uh?
Speaker 1: The thing is I at least right back because I
Speaker 1: I know best hee's have written me and gone thank
Speaker 1: you so much for writing me back, even when I
Speaker 1: do just like a heart and they go, thank you
Speaker 1: so much. You're the only person who has ever written
Speaker 1: back to me. No one, right, there are a lot
Speaker 1: of people that they don't write back to anyone. So
Speaker 1: I was like, and I was like, I was probably
Speaker 1: sad that day. It was during the pandemic. You wrote
Speaker 1: me a paragraph about having me on your show. I
Speaker 1: was getting too many inundations that week, and I was,
Speaker 1: and so I just wrote too busy. And because I
Speaker 1: wrote two words and I didn't write but thank you,
Speaker 1: which I know takes two seconds, I should have just
Speaker 1: written that. And now I learned, I'm always going to
Speaker 1: add it but thank you or sorry um, even though
Speaker 1: my voice lesson teacher just told me after I had
Speaker 1: to like change a voice. He's very strict and it's like,
Speaker 1: this is a college core. You can't be late, and
Speaker 1: this is not something that we you know, you show
Speaker 1: up for class and if you don't show for class,
Speaker 1: the class doesn't happen. You don't reschedule the class. Like
Speaker 1: he's very which I like that was his pitch to
Speaker 1: me the first day. So one time I had to
Speaker 1: reschedule it and ask him for a different time or
Speaker 1: I showed up for the wrong time and he was like,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm so sorry. I I will
Speaker 1: come back later. I can do it in this window.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry again, my bad. I'm sorry to show
Speaker 1: up at your door. I didn't mean and he wrote back,
Speaker 1: he was just, he wrote back. What did he write back?
Speaker 1: Kristen um in the Dance of the Unknown, Like, let's
Speaker 1: dance be in the dance with these circumstances. Be in
Speaker 1: a dance with the circumstance. And I even told the
Speaker 1: girl's chad. I was like, he is going to kill
Speaker 1: me for this, like I am in deep trouble for this,
Speaker 1: and he was just And then we had our next lesson.
Speaker 1: He goes, before we start, I just want to talk
Speaker 1: about something really quickly, and I was like, oh, no, funck,
Speaker 1: I'm going to get reprimanded for being like late or
Speaker 1: something like thirty seconds. Like I'm so scared of this guy,
Speaker 1: or I used to be. And he's like, you are
Speaker 1: so hard on yourself, and I was like, I've heard
Speaker 1: this and he's like why, and I go, but why
Speaker 1: wouldn't I be when you tell me the first day
Speaker 1: of class that this is not a joke, you can't
Speaker 1: be late, this is a college course. I go, I
Speaker 1: don't understand why I get I get yelled at, not
Speaker 1: yelled at, but I get reprimanded by people by being like,
Speaker 1: you're so hard on yourself, but the world is hard
Speaker 1: on me, and I don't understand. So then then I'm
Speaker 1: hard on myself for being hard on myself, like I
Speaker 1: can't win. And so then he goes, you apologize too much,
Speaker 1: and I go, I'm never going to stop doing that.
Speaker 1: It's not that I'm sorry. I exist. I'm not like.
Speaker 1: I don't like these whole women that are like, never apologize,
Speaker 1: stop saying sorry. If I bump into you, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I think it's better than
Speaker 1: pardoned or whatever you want me to say or excuse me.
Speaker 1: I'm Sandler joke. You're welcome. But isn't he talking about
Speaker 1: over apologizing? Yeah, yeah, it's like maybe insincere or what's
Speaker 1: his what's his point? You apologize too much? He just
Speaker 1: his point is that I will never be a good singer,
Speaker 1: if I am constantly punitive with myself because it's about relaxation,
Speaker 1: it's about being open, it's about like trusting, and it's
Speaker 1: about like it's like the editor the voices in you
Speaker 1: and the only thing you don't have anything to do
Speaker 1: with your voice you have to let get out of
Speaker 1: the way of it. It's in you. And that's like
Speaker 1: an interesting thing of like whatever talent you have, like
Speaker 1: if you want to play guitar, if you want to
Speaker 1: be a good writer, you already are. It's the you're
Speaker 1: getting in your way. Like it's you're doing things to
Speaker 1: prevent that talent from being found. There's no it's there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's really He honestly is like my therapist. We had
Speaker 1: that day that he talked to me about that we
Speaker 1: have an hour session and we spent forty five minutes
Speaker 1: talking about self love of and like self flagellation and
Speaker 1: just self um self deprecation like and unjust like and
Speaker 1: he told me about his marriage and he told me
Speaker 1: about his the loss of his you know losses he's had.
Speaker 1: It was just like and I go, I feel like
Speaker 1: this is that He was like, I go, I bet
Speaker 1: you do this with a lot he's like I do.
Speaker 1: But he also was like, there's something special. But we
Speaker 1: have like a good we have a really good bomb bond.
Speaker 1: But I almost said bomb. We have a great bomb
Speaker 1: that we're coming out with. It's on sale on Instagram. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you use promo code. I hate myself. I'm sad
Speaker 1: you can get off your first one supply of our
Speaker 1: singers bomb. Um No, but Michael Rocchio is the ship
Speaker 1: and I love him so much. Um Anyway, what a show.
Speaker 1: Thank you Kirsten for being here. You have tried to
Speaker 1: kids sitting be in the dance with the circumstances. Kirsten,
Speaker 1: dance with the circumstance in a hunchback for four hours. Pizza, pizza,
Speaker 1: caffa and just get a kafa latta. I'm gonna drink.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat more root vegetables that are warm and grains.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go walk more. But I don't cook. So
Speaker 1: we're going to get these soups, Meditate Whole Foods right
Speaker 1: down the street. Okay, I'm gonna do it, going there
Speaker 1: right now. Actually, I need to get some lunch, all right,
Speaker 1: let's do it. Okay, I gotta go. Thank you guys.
Speaker 1: So much for listening to show We'll be back tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Don't and so I couldn't think
Speaker 1: of a jack for I want to just jack karaoke. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: we got it.