Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a gam.
Speaker 2: Gambling was something that I did a clever way to
Speaker 2: circumvent Dan actually making bets himself by using a proxy,
Speaker 2: and I became consumed by it.
Speaker 3: And now joined by bad Larry and Dylan the graphics guy.
Speaker 1: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 4: Hey Larry, Hey Dan, how you doing buddy?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 2: I just picture day Ray said that you're at the cemetery.
Speaker 4: Thank you. I just saw Frank Martin, who was I
Speaker 4: don't know if you remember. He was the Wizard of Iral.
Speaker 4: I just saw his grave. And now the girls are
Speaker 4: wandering over to some artist team Baptista or something. But
Speaker 4: I came back to the car and for the call. Okay,
Speaker 4: we're wandering around Greenwood Cemetery in Brooklyn, and then the
Speaker 4: girls want to walk across the Brooklyn Bridge. Look, I'm
Speaker 4: a jump.
Speaker 2: So you're at the cemetery. But nobody died.
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, nobody died. I'm just they want Last night,
Speaker 4: we were just drinking and they just said, let's drive
Speaker 4: to the Greenwood Cemetery in Brooklyn. Here's beautiful and it's
Speaker 4: not bad.
Speaker 1: Actually I do show.
Speaker 4: I'm going to continue our wander.
Speaker 3: Okay, fucking weirdo seems.
Speaker 1: Everyone loves to go to New York to see the
Speaker 1: cemetery as I think.
Speaker 4: No, I'm in Brooklyn right now and we will be
Speaker 4: doing Peter Luger's around three o'clock. So I'll do the
Speaker 4: walk across the bridge and then I'll start pounding.
Speaker 3: You're a fucking tourist. That's it, Peter.
Speaker 2: Peter Luger is one of the great steakhouses in America.
Speaker 1: They lost their Michelin star though this year.
Speaker 2: They did make sure you bring cash, Larry. They don't
Speaker 2: take credit cards there.
Speaker 4: I got. I got plenty of cash around me.
Speaker 3: We're good, Larry.
Speaker 1: We're exactly dig up a tombstone.
Speaker 4: I'm exactly at right. I can look at this guy,
Speaker 4: Jean Battist, some artists, and I'll tell you what. There's
Speaker 4: Marlboro cigarette tacks.
Speaker 2: Wait, hold on, Lara, is it basque.
Speaker 4: At Yeah, that's the guy home.
Speaker 1: Not very well known artists.
Speaker 4: I don't know golfers, and I don't know here graffiti artist.
Speaker 4: I mean, it seems like there's a.
Speaker 2: Lot of he's he's a famous.
Speaker 4: People are smoking and drinking.
Speaker 2: He's a famous famous he dated Madonna. He's well, a
Speaker 2: lot of people did, but he's a famous, famous artist
Speaker 2: who passed away at a young age. He and Andy
Speaker 2: Warhol were in business together.
Speaker 4: But a bunch of like pencils left at the grave site,
Speaker 4: and there's a whole I mean, you can tell that
Speaker 4: this this grave gets visited way more than most of
Speaker 4: them in this place.
Speaker 1: I think he's more famous than the ten Man. It was,
Speaker 1: the Wizard of Many, probably more famous than the Frank
Speaker 1: Frank Martin.
Speaker 2: Seeut there, you're talking about the South Carolina basketball coach. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Frank Martin died K State coach.
Speaker 4: I'm talking to Wizard.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Uh it is for twenty at least.
Speaker 2: We're recording this on four twenty and uh picture day.
Speaker 2: Ray said that you guys needed to have a four
Speaker 2: to twenty story, or at least a reefer story. Bad Larry.
Speaker 2: I've been around you over twenty years. I don't know
Speaker 2: if i've ever seen you partake in, said Reeth.
Speaker 4: I didn't even know what that four twenty meant. Now
Speaker 4: I'm figuring it out. Okay. Yeah, I'm not a big
Speaker 4: pot guy, Dan, but I remember back in college, Heiner
Speaker 4: and Nolan tried to get me high, and I heard
Speaker 4: that you didn't get high the first time you smoked.
Speaker 4: So I'm okay, I smalled up.
Speaker 2: Hold on, let me let me help you here. Tell
Speaker 2: the fucking story. Nobody knows who Heiner and John Nolan are.
Speaker 2: So you say my roommates tried to get me high,
Speaker 2: therefore the audience doesn't Okay, let's try togaino.
Speaker 3: There we go.
Speaker 4: My two roommates tried to get me high, and I
Speaker 4: didn't think I was high. So to prove to them,
Speaker 4: I took one of my notebooks and went into the shower,
Speaker 4: turned a shower on, and sat in the tub and
Speaker 4: was writing myself a note to prove that that I
Speaker 4: wasn't high. I just looked at myself and I have
Speaker 4: the shower going, the book is all wet, and I guess.
Speaker 3: Mine, that's amazing.
Speaker 2: That's a good story.
Speaker 3: That's good.
Speaker 2: That's a good story. Dylan. Can you, uh, you know,
Speaker 2: kind of break this down to one moment here?
Speaker 1: I mean, there's a but, well, so I don't smoke
Speaker 1: weed anymore. I actually have a theory that everyone hates it,
Speaker 1: but everyone's too afraid to admit it and due to
Speaker 1: social constructs. But I don't smoke anymore. I used to
Speaker 1: there's a lot. I mean, I guess I got freshman
Speaker 1: year of college. I went to a concert, took acid,
Speaker 1: came back home, and it was like three in the morning.
Speaker 1: I classed at ten, and I was like, yeah, fucking
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go. Took another tab of acid, and
Speaker 1: then like eight o'clock rolled around and I smoked some
Speaker 1: weed and I was like fuck. I like psyched myself
Speaker 1: and I was like, all right, I'm going. So I
Speaker 1: go to class and sit down. There's like this girl
Speaker 1: just like demolishing an Italian combo across from me. It
Speaker 1: was like the only other person in the room. And
Speaker 1: I was sitting there. I was like, it was a
Speaker 1: fucking terrible mistake. And then I sat there for two
Speaker 1: hours and sweated it out, and then I went and
Speaker 1: dropped the class That afternoon. I was like, I'm not
Speaker 1: going back in there.
Speaker 3: I can't can't do it.
Speaker 2: Well, why don't you stop, you know, taking the acid,
Speaker 2: then maybe you would have enjoyed the class.
Speaker 1: But I was like I was totally committed to not going.
Speaker 1: And then I smoked weed and I was like, I fuck,
Speaker 1: I didn't go last week either. I got to do it.
Speaker 1: So I showered walked in there, and I was.
Speaker 3: Like, so the weed motivated you.
Speaker 1: Motivated me and then also just ruined my.
Speaker 2: Medding rare that weed would motivate you.
Speaker 1: I think it was like a reverse psychology. Was that
Speaker 1: the name of the class or no, it was like
Speaker 1: I think it was like seventeenth century history. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fail this anyways. I mean, as we'll just drop.
Speaker 3: It, shay.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I got a bunch. I got one that I
Speaker 5: can really And there was a I mean I smoked
Speaker 5: weed every day every day right before bed. I get
Speaker 5: stoned and I sleep better better in pills. But there
Speaker 5: was a time in my life when I took a
Speaker 5: break from the weed years years off, and then I
Speaker 5: was in Greece and I wanted to get stoned. I
Speaker 5: was in Athens and I had to go score from
Speaker 5: some you know, dirt bag, and you had to give
Speaker 5: him the cash up front, right of course, and I
Speaker 5: was like I'm getting robbed, like fuck this whatever. So
Speaker 5: he comes back with like the dirtiest, worst ditch weed
Speaker 5: I've ever seen in my life. But it's been years
Speaker 5: since I smoked. So I rolled with fatty up and
Speaker 5: I got stoned right in the middle of a plaza
Speaker 5: right below the Acropolis. I got ripped, and then I
Speaker 5: went back to the hotel room when I was ordered
Speaker 5: room service, and then I started digging in my leg
Speaker 5: because I thought there was I don't know, I don't
Speaker 5: know why, but I've dug so much I put like
Speaker 5: a dent in my shin. In between the shin and
Speaker 5: the fat. There's like it's still a dent there in
Speaker 5: a fucking dent from Athens greens getting ripped and I
Speaker 5: just ate all the food in the world and my legs.
Speaker 3: I couldn't feel him. It was great, it was it
Speaker 3: was phenomenal.
Speaker 1: Okay, dan you.
Speaker 2: I'm not a podhead fucker. No, no, never been, should be.
Speaker 3: I will.
Speaker 2: One. I was just telling this story to the dan
Speaker 2: Etes when I was coming in here. I said, you know, uh,
Speaker 2: I said to Fritzy, I said, I gotta get you high.
Speaker 2: You need to you need you need to get high.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that could that pendulum could swing either way.
Speaker 1: I think with you could just become fully schizophrenic after that.
Speaker 2: He could, but that would be good entertainment. Here it's
Speaker 2: all about content content. But I also told the story
Speaker 2: of Shay gave me some chocolate gummies, and I thought, okay.
Speaker 1: You'd be like Danny. I got some gummies and I.
Speaker 2: Go, okay, all right, you just take a little. And
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, I'm gonna take a little before I
Speaker 2: go to bed. I think I took half of this,
Speaker 2: this little piece of chocolate. The next day, I'm still
Speaker 2: fucked up. I'm I'm driving to work and I almost
Speaker 2: turned around. I was halfway to work, and I thought
Speaker 2: I'll just turn around and then see if my wife
Speaker 2: will drive me to work.
Speaker 1: You just got to ride it out at that point.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Right.
Speaker 6: I had a bad experience with edibles as well. First
Speaker 6: time I smoked, my friends were like, oh, let's go
Speaker 6: watch Inception and they were like, oh, we're going to
Speaker 6: take some of us are smoking, some of us are
Speaker 6: going to take edibles. I never smoked, so I was like,
Speaker 6: I'll take the edible. They hand me a cookie and
Speaker 6: I just figured it was like a bag of cookies
Speaker 6: and it's one cookie for like four people.
Speaker 1: I just eat the whole thing and they're like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 6: And so we went to the movie and then halfway
Speaker 6: through I called my dad to pick me up.
Speaker 1: I think he's learning about that right right now.
Speaker 2: Anything that needs to be recapped, I'll start with you
Speaker 2: bad lair.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it was two weeks ago because we
Speaker 4: took last week off and I don't I mean I
Speaker 4: remember whatever that guy sen j Omer whatever his name is,
Speaker 4: sun jaym said like, yeah, he was like plus three
Speaker 4: and just barely made the cut and must have had
Speaker 4: a monster Saturday and Sunday because he was in the
Speaker 4: top twenty. I don't remember how we did it, but
Speaker 4: because I was up in Maine. So you know, my
Speaker 4: oldest boy doesn't have a TV. You know TV's are bad.
Speaker 1: You were in like the Sahara, What are you a Mormon?
Speaker 4: He has young children and he doesn't want them hooked
Speaker 4: on TV. So he has a TV, but it's in
Speaker 4: the bedroom. It's just a pain he has to bring
Speaker 4: out the living room. So I didn't watch any of
Speaker 4: the Masters, and I just every once in a while
Speaker 4: went out to the car and plugged my phone and
Speaker 4: we'll wash updates. And I see, son Jay must have
Speaker 4: done really well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he played well. That's what happens when you
Speaker 2: move up the leaderboard. You guys missed a great opportunity
Speaker 2: on Damar Hamlin for Comeback Player of the Year. Stupid
Speaker 2: because picture day re goes. Hey, you know Damorrow. Hamlin
Speaker 2: minus won fifty to win the award two weeks ago.
Speaker 2: Now he's minus six fifty to the lock. Like he
Speaker 2: has to win, but.
Speaker 3: There's no way that he can, right, he can play
Speaker 3: a single game and win. Yeah, well I play.
Speaker 2: I guess the second best odds for Comeback Player of
Speaker 2: the Year are Matthew Stafford.
Speaker 3: That's very I know.
Speaker 1: I like the Calvin Ridley one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like he came back from being suspended. All right,
Speaker 2: bad Larry? Uh you ready to go this week?
Speaker 4: I got him right here in front of me, Dan,
Speaker 4: I you know, I don't want I didn't bet any
Speaker 4: games for tonight, so I just best some of the series.
Speaker 3: Okay, but you're not.
Speaker 4: I didn't even look up the odds or whatever.
Speaker 2: Don here we go stop stop stop, Well, okay, go ahead,
Speaker 2: you tell me the series. I'll tell you the ons.
Speaker 2: I got the Calves over the next that's minus one two.
Speaker 4: That's all.
Speaker 1: Say.
Speaker 4: We might have to make a phone call after that.
Speaker 3: Stealing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean a knick suck and I'm a nick fan.
Speaker 4: I got the Kings over the Golden State Warriors. I
Speaker 4: got to be getting some odds there.
Speaker 2: Minus one seventy what, okay, possible?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm going this is Draft Kings picture. Dave Ray got
Speaker 2: the un here. So I got minus one seventy, which
Speaker 2: is surprising number. I'll take the Warriors there outside of it, right,
Speaker 2: all right, you'll get your turns, you'll get your turn chain,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I got the Sixers over the Nets.
Speaker 2: It's minus four thousand, god, oh okay, we're hoping for
Speaker 2: the Nets, oh praying.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna cancel that that. It's not even worth
Speaker 4: the two units. Just unload on after I'd have to
Speaker 4: risk like twenty five units to win two units. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so those those three well, now those two bet series
Speaker 4: better are two unit seats, okay. And then I got
Speaker 4: one unit on the Celtics over the Hawks.
Speaker 2: And minus over it's minus five thousand, oh god, twenties.
Speaker 4: Last night after I got home and we decided to
Speaker 4: drive off the Greenwood. Yeah, there's no I'm not betting
Speaker 4: now any of Then. Okay, what about the Lakers over the.
Speaker 2: Grizzlies minus one fifty?
Speaker 4: Okay, I want the Lakers for the one unit okay,
Speaker 4: and then there's just the two. I got to cross
Speaker 4: these out. Of course, I'll have a pen. I'm in
Speaker 4: Casey's car right now. I don't have a pen. Okay,
Speaker 4: you guys are going to keep track of them. Now
Speaker 4: you want the Zeri Classic, I just got. It's top twenty,
Speaker 4: top ten, and top five, all the same team more
Speaker 4: Cowa and Homer.
Speaker 2: Okay, minus three point thirty for a top twenty finish.
Speaker 2: Top five finish is plus two hundred. Top ten finish
Speaker 2: for Marikawa and Homa is minus one forty.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'll keep down, all right.
Speaker 2: Uh shay, you ready?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: All right? Right.
Speaker 5: Baseball, we've got the Twinkies plus one oh five against
Speaker 5: the Red Sox San Diego, Arizona over nine and a
Speaker 5: half Reds. I love this bet, so it's probably going
Speaker 5: to be a fucking pain in my ass. Reds plus
Speaker 5: one thirty five against the Buckos and then La New
Speaker 5: York under eight and a half with Nasty Nester on
Speaker 5: the bump. Okay, NBA Suns Clippers under two twenty six,
Speaker 5: don't really care, but I'll be watching.
Speaker 3: The game, so I put money on it.
Speaker 2: Two twenty six and a half.
Speaker 3: Oh, look at me stealing.
Speaker 5: Okay, I want to add with Larry. I want to
Speaker 5: add the Lakers over the Grizzlies laying a buck and
Speaker 5: a half. Okay, yeah, I want to add that in. Okay, Dylan,
Speaker 5: how many bets do we have today?
Speaker 1: Just a couple some golf. It's the Chevron Championship this week,
Speaker 1: so the.
Speaker 3: First major of the year for the LPGA it is.
Speaker 2: I'm going girl Nelly Korda, all right, gotta love Nelly Cory.
Speaker 1: She's got a sweet swing.
Speaker 3: Thanks.
Speaker 1: That's plus eleven hundred. And then what.
Speaker 2: Beer are you drinking?
Speaker 1: Is Troy?
Speaker 3: Troy? Yeah, I had no idea. Yeah, that's the eight beer.
Speaker 3: It's only a four percent ABV.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell happen, less calories and
Speaker 1: the glass of white wine.
Speaker 3: Give a ship.
Speaker 2: Continue, it's Sung JM gonna make an appearance.
Speaker 1: He just might end but with Keith Mitchell. So Sung
Speaker 1: Jay and Keith Mitchell to win the Zurich plus twelve hundred,
Speaker 1: and then I just had to do this. I'm putting
Speaker 1: half a unit on John Daly and David Duvaldaway and
Speaker 1: at one thousand to one, yes.
Speaker 2: Yes, wait, I think it's is it one thousand or
Speaker 2: is it ten thousand.
Speaker 1: So it's plus one hundred thousand, so dollar dollar win
Speaker 1: you a thousand. Oh okay, yeah, okay, I mean why not, right, Yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: why not? And uh so that's it for golf NBA.
Speaker 1: I'm taking the Nuggets to win the finals plus nine
Speaker 1: hundred like that. Anything else, and then boxing, I'm putting
Speaker 1: five units on Jervonta Davis to beat Ryan Garcia by knockout.
Speaker 3: You're crazy, now you're crazy.
Speaker 1: Ryan Garcia is a pussy. He's Instagram boxing.
Speaker 5: He's really good on Instagram. But no, technically speaking, the
Speaker 5: dude is good.
Speaker 2: Wait, he's good on Instagram.
Speaker 3: He's great on Instagram. That's like what he does for
Speaker 3: a living a box.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's literally he's like had like three fights.
Speaker 3: And then he just like but technically the guy no.
Speaker 1: No, I mean he's got fast hands, but I still think.
Speaker 3: He's got great knocking out. No way, I will fade
Speaker 3: that ship.
Speaker 2: She's going to fade that, all right, anything else?
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 1: Kind of forgot about the XFL, but then I remember
Speaker 1: I'm a Sea Dragons fan minus eight and a half.
Speaker 2: Because you love Ben Denucci due genius.
Speaker 1: You can't say that why not.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I've been told I'm not allowed to say that.
Speaker 5: Twenty percent of Connecticut residents identify as Italian American. We
Speaker 5: are fucking surrounded. As time we start protecting ourselves.
Speaker 2: I agree, No, you can't say that. No, but you
Speaker 2: can't say that, and aren't the Irish we don't like
Speaker 2: the Italian? No, but yeah, there it's it's without papers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so technically anyone could be Yes, there's a lot
Speaker 1: of about Danny.
Speaker 2: No Italian is definitely no without papers.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, whatever Danny Italian, Mussolini followers.
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. You have the XFL and anything else.
Speaker 1: Sea Dragons might say in Hafigans and Vipers and then
Speaker 1: NHL Panthers to win the series against the Bruins, plus
Speaker 1: two hundred presidents trophy curse, the Brews are going down.
Speaker 3: Wait, that's after last night's game.
Speaker 1: Then yeah, that's this morning.
Speaker 3: What was last night?
Speaker 1: The game was last night, The odds are from this morning. Okay,
Speaker 1: plus so I just have to point out one more
Speaker 1: thing from last episode. Shay took Corey Connors to win,
Speaker 1: and he didn't make the cut.
Speaker 3: There we go, I just had the railbow to win
Speaker 3: and that son of a bitch.
Speaker 1: And actually Shaye and I both did. Larry, you're the
Speaker 1: only idiot who didn't.
Speaker 3: I smoked the mask.
Speaker 2: Larry says he doesn't know golf.
Speaker 4: For XFL or or the fight boxing that is betting on.
Speaker 5: Now, you don't know NFL either, Larry.
Speaker 4: Really listened to the first season. Say you'll change your opinion.
Speaker 3: Id rather digest glass if.
Speaker 1: You if you were a smartler, you'd only bet on golf.
Speaker 4: No, No, I like my basketball too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're pretty good with college basketball.
Speaker 4: Got the two main sports. Say you got no Formula
Speaker 4: one racing this week?
Speaker 1: No, there's no race. You should know that.
Speaker 2: No, No, he shouldn't know that.
Speaker 4: I actually if I don't know that.
Speaker 1: If you're curious, two weeks from now, it's thee Azerbon
Speaker 1: Grand Prix j John one of the jams.
Speaker 2: All right, So, Larry, you got a busy day. You
Speaker 2: got bed, bath and beyond, and you got the cemetery.
Speaker 1: There's time, Brooklyn.
Speaker 4: Bridge and Peter Luger's all I got.
Speaker 2: Man, You lived the life. And once again open invitation
Speaker 2: for you to stop by. Remembery two weeks ago you
Speaker 2: were gonna stop by at like eight in the morning,
Speaker 2: you said hey, I might stop buying.
Speaker 4: You were off for the week.
Speaker 2: No, the previous week before, you said hey, maybe I'll
Speaker 2: be up there at eight o'clock. I said, all right,
Speaker 2: stop by, and everybody said there's no way you're stopping.
Speaker 3: And you didn't.
Speaker 1: He sent us a picture of the eggs as.
Speaker 4: I was driving the main I was, I was driving.
Speaker 2: Well, once again, open invitation for you to stop by,
Speaker 2: have some beers, and uh, just get to know everybody.
Speaker 4: Larry, I will definitely do that. You know I will
Speaker 4: do it. I don't know that, Okay, Well, Shay and Dylan,
Speaker 4: I can't wait to meet you too, and picture a
Speaker 4: right coming out with us too.
Speaker 1: I feel like a battered housewife, Mark, Larry, just you
Speaker 1: keep telling me the same thing, and I keep coming
Speaker 1: and crawling back.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: Well, we look forward to uh having these guys meet you, uh.
Speaker 4: And I look forward to meeting them. Shay and Dylan.
Speaker 4: Good luck. I don't know. Am I betting on that fight?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, take Ryan Garcia. So it's a lot for me.
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 4: I don't know anything about it, so I can't bet it.
Speaker 2: Larry, have a great day. Well, you don't mean anything.
Speaker 2: Nobody knows anything on this and they still bet.
Speaker 1: Or I'm not an PGA handicapper, Larry, have a.
Speaker 2: Great afternoon there. Do you know how many dead people
Speaker 2: are in that cemetery?
Speaker 4: All of them? Man, my wife, my sister, my sister
Speaker 4: in law. Right now, all right, we go west, young man.
Speaker 2: Alright, all right, thank you well. By the way, Shy
Speaker 2: and Irving his podcast. That's the name of the podcast.
Speaker 2: Wherever you consume your podcast, look for ask for Shay
Speaker 2: and Irving.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's been weird. We took the week off. The
Speaker 5: roommate and the kids were out of town for spring break, so,
Speaker 5: I mean, daddy was getting it in. Not a podcasting
Speaker 5: week for me. We'll be back this way.
Speaker 2: So, so the kids went on vacation without you.
Speaker 3: I was home alone for a week. Danny, How did
Speaker 3: you pull that off? I don't know.
Speaker 5: I got a jobby job. I was like, I can't
Speaker 5: take a week off. She was like reliving, We're relieving.
Speaker 5: It was like audio not taking you to the airport,
Speaker 5: fut of La Guardia, fucking out of here.
Speaker 3: It was fantastic. I felt alive for the first time
Speaker 3: in a decade.
Speaker 2: Danny, Shaye and Irving podcast. Thanks for joining us, have
Speaker 2: a great sporting weekend, and we'll talk to you next week.