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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away? Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice, it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. It's time for

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Speaker 1: your brand new phone tap. It's Brook and Jewel in

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Speaker 1: the morning and for today's phone tap. Valentine's Day is

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Speaker 1: right around the corner, and mister Romance himself, Big Poop

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Speaker 1: is looking for a lady that can be the Kim

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Speaker 1: to his Kanye. That's why today he calls up a

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Speaker 1: young woman and is planning to pull out all the

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Speaker 1: stops to convince her to be his Valentine's date. It's

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Speaker 1: your phone tap right now. It's another on the twenties. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? This is a poop? Okay, y'all numb up?

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Speaker 1: Your mom gave your number? Two? Oh my mom gave

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Speaker 1: you my number. Yeah. I was waiting on her this

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Speaker 1: weekend at California Pizza Kitchen. She gave me your number,

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Speaker 1: said give you a call. Oh my god, oh I

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Speaker 1: am um. Yeah. She was talking about how you ain't

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Speaker 1: got no dating for Valentine's Day, and I was like, damn,

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Speaker 1: I'll take her out, you know, I'll show you a

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Speaker 1: good time. Um yeah, Why what I be joking is like,

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, we go out, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 1: like happy Valentine's Days, and then we get it in,

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Speaker 1: you know, get it in? Are you hitting me? Look,

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Speaker 1: just give me your address for where I could send

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Speaker 1: the limo to come pick you up. I I don't

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Speaker 1: even know you. I'm not giving you my address. What

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Speaker 1: else you going to you and say at home on

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Speaker 1: your cass and be lonely, or you're gonna roll with

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Speaker 1: the big dog. That's so rude. I'm just saying, your

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Speaker 1: mom said, your mom said, you ain't got no plans

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Speaker 1: for Valentine's Day. I figured big poop come swoop you

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Speaker 1: up and take you on a real romantic day. God,

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Speaker 1: first of all things, constantly, it's a really romantic Um

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Speaker 1: number two, Like what the her name is? That? Like?

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Speaker 1: What is your real name? Even? Clarence is my real name? Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's what my mom calls me, but y'all can call

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Speaker 1: me pook. Oh my god, he double okay, Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't think I'm gonna need to remember it because

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Speaker 1: this is really weird and you will never find another

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Speaker 1: love sweeter than me, sweeter than pooke. Yeah, what you think, girl?

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Speaker 1: Do you think close to me? You like my brother?

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Speaker 1: Close to me me? You like my sister m I

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Speaker 1: seriously can't believe my mom even thought that I would

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Speaker 1: be good for you, Like, I'm so mad at her

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Speaker 1: right now. Your mind's telling me no, But your body,

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Speaker 1: your body's telling me yeah, oh I ain't gotta heard

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Speaker 1: no body. That's a little bumping grind. You know it's

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Speaker 1: not bumping grind. Yeah, I've heard it. Yeah, we get

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Speaker 1: it in. Girl, I'm no or not getting it in?

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Speaker 1: That's what? Like? What is that? You can mean? Somebody

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Speaker 1: rock and knocking the boots? Seriously, dude, like off, like,

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Speaker 1: don't call me, Hey Carrie, this is actually Jewel from

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Your MoMA Lane set you up. God. She

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Speaker 1: says that she sometimes gives your number to random dudes.

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Speaker 1: He does. Oh my god, oh my god. We can

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Speaker 1: still go get it in if you want to. Okay,

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Speaker 1: wake up every morning with Jewil phone taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties two point five. You must think that

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Speaker 1: I'm stup